Three boobs? You could have anything you want, and an extra tit is all you can think up? The average straight bloke does have really a tragically limited imagination it seems.

Just wait til furrylad gets here.

I'd start with the most obvious human anatomy correction of replacing the spine with some form of lightweight titanium to deal with the stress it goes under. Then move on to improving human respiratory functions like the maddeningly simple tweak of putting the drainage of the sinus at the bottom so her sinuses never spazz out and clog themselves causing an infection - something even apes don't have to deal with.

I'm a little cautious about how strong you can make someone without the power reaching the point you accidentally decapitate yourself like an ostrich can. It would be better to aim for replacing neurons with a photonic nervous system so she can operate in bullet time - with an internal dial to speed up and slow reactions to make life bearable. This frame jacking function would mean she can excel in any industry she wants. Oh, and I'm not sure how ladybits work but the plumbing is ridiculous so that's on the agenda.

You might think that already this perfect woman might leave me for greener pastures but I'd counter that I'm very sweet and make a nice cup of tea.

Sarah Millican's personality in Sarah Millican's body with Sarah Millican's face.

My perfect partner would encourage me to be a better person myself, so that I can achieve more by asking her what I need to do. Everyone else would think she was nagging me, so nobody else would fancy her and she'd be sad about this and I could cheer her up with very basic compliments that would come to me effortlessly.

Appearance-wise, I'm not that fussed, so ideally she wouldn't be either.

>>43578
Are you coming on to us?

I could string together a bunch of fantasy attributes I guess but I don't think I'd actually do this if it were an option. I don't hang my own art on the walls for the same reason. Something I've designed to be as perfect as possible is never going to be as interesting as something i can't predict.

>>43580

That's very French. There's no excitement in love without the risk she'll break your heart into pieces and leave you suicidal, and so on.

Anyway for me I think it'll just be that rabbit they used to advertise the Cadbury Caramel with. I get the predator prey dynamic and it'll taste like chocolate when I tongue out her arsehole. What more can a f... Fella ask for.

>>43581

Voiced by Miriam Margolyes. Spoiled that one for you.

>>43582

I think most of you lot would have given her one back in the day.

Besides, if I'm genetically engineering her, I can have whatever voice actor I want. I think I'd pick the Russian lass who does your mission briefings in Red Alert 2.