It's that pornstar woman who's apparently crazy but hell I love seeing a woman look down on my like this.

I really like the sultry, not necessarily explicit but heavily implying something type of images.

I like to think that's cum glazing her tits and that she enjoys allowing it to dry into her skin.

And then one you probably won't like - I just think she's pretty. Would absolutely love to learn her name so I can find some normal images of her.

>>43595
If you can't find the set by reverse searching on bing, yandex and google lens, run it through pimeyes then reverse search the results until one of them works.

>>43595

Nora Riley.

>>43596

No need for any of that nonsense mate, I've got it all up here *taps temple*.

>>43596
>>43597

I don't know which is creepier.

Blaire White is cute even if her politics are repugnant.

God I would eat this girls arse deep. The only thing that'd make it better if it was on a pale twink. Harlee Reed on redgifs.

>>43600
/y/

>>43602

Come on mate, it's 2024, we can't be misgendering people, even if they are right-wing nutters.

>>43603
/y/ is for biological males though?

This woman ended up on my Twitter feed. She looks kind of dirty and probably mental, but at the same time she makes me hard as diamonds.

Kristen Stewart would fucking get it.

>>43614

With that greasy Australian twink look?

>>43615

Only with that greasy Australian twink look.

She could overturn my big majority IYKWIM.

>>43617
I'd bring a third party into this two-horse race.

I'm finding it difficult to focus on the budget

I want to wrestle with Jessica Fostekew. She would definitely win.

Toni Lodge could pound my pelvis into dust IYKWIM. 10/10 Aussie BBW queen.

She's just so perfect it makes me sad.

God I would give her one, even let her give one to me if she wanted to. She's got that sexy meanness about her, imagine her biting hard on your body. Look at those fierce eyes. The amazing thing is she looks great when smiling softly, too.

>>43631

I would like Miss Turvey to sit on my face until I black out, then bring me around with a few hard slaps and a stream of hot piss.

I'd let her Loch Ness Slam onto my dick.

>>43595 I've seen Shrek's missus and now I can't unsee it.

How do I get me a goth girl with a fat arse like this? Just want to bury my face between two huge globes of goth girl arse cheek.

>>43639

You have to be a long hair edgy boy with just enough aloof sternness to seem appealing, mixed with just enough just enough vulnerability to make them want to care for you. Ideally you have lots of past trauma and mental health struggles to gradually open up about as you reel them in, too.

But trust me, I am not being arrogant when I say I'd know better than most of you here, it's never worth it.

>>43641
I'm balding but mentally ill so half way there. I know the whole thing about avoiding mental slags, but I'd throw a lot of things away for an opportunity to fuck a a goth PAWG.

Ella Frey is so fucking beautiful. Whatever that is should be in a zoo.

>>43643
That*

>>43643
So fucking envious that people actually have a bedroom and a massive plush bed to sleep in while I'm here on a fucking wonkey sofa bed with a metal frame so fucked it interrupts the blood circulation in my thighs. Fucking people with jobs and a genuine sense of personal value.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qEi8DAIKT0

Since I've liked a bunch of chubby slag models on social media, YouTube is recommending me vids like this. Turns out you can get away with showing nipple if it's behind a see through dress.

>>43647
She look gooooood, though I prefer this one. Kindof. Her thumbnails are good, atleast.

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>>43646
Lads why do all the women you like look like they should be pouring pints in Doncaster? Please get some taste.

>>43649
Does the "bisexual 15 year old emo boy" look count as good taste?

>>43650
Don't ask daft questions.

>>43651

>>43649
There are some unmistakable similarities which make me think that only one person makes all the posts in this thread.

>>43649

If the barmaids in Doncaster look like that, then I really need to move to Doncaster.

>>43653

Don't blame us if you aren't attracted to adult women.

>>43654

She's 25! You lot are just too used to the curdled blobs you call women.

>>43655

>>43655

I'm not a fan of the blobs either but that woman looks like a corpse.

>>43657
In what way? She's a perfectly normal size for a young woman. There are billions of women around the world who look like that.

>>43658
>In what way?
Grey skin.
You're pushing for the 'petite' arguement pretty hard, huh?

>>43659
Grey...? I'm not seeing it. Is it because she's not a fake tanned mess? It looks like a normal skin tone to me, with makeup over.

>>43661
Untanned skin isn't usually grey, pallid or translucent like this. This one in particular might be a shitty airbrush but it looks like test production shots for Weekend at Bernie-san's.

>>43664
Really, she has a very typical east Asian skin tone. Racist?

>>43665

I bet you're banned from funeral parlours.

>>43666
This is the ideal woman, don't be upset.

>>43667

If my ideal woman looked like a dead 14 year old, I'd probably keep it to myself.

Here's one for furrylad, because for once he isn't the biggest wrong'un in the room.

https://saint2.su/embed/VfNH7FoFNbW

>>43669
We do seem to have some very bizarre sexual preferences on this board.

I should get off my arse and post some Asian pornography one day as that representative here, only I'm certain that the UI is too outdated to be used for wanking. Is the game that you post a lass off OnlyFans presenting herself and then you lot follow her or something?

>>43649
Ironically Ano has exactly the permanent expression that a lass stuck pulling pints in Doncaster would have.

>>43650
If that was an 18+ year old bisexual emo with a big cock then you know full well the response would be very positive online.

>>43672

How about a gratuitously thicc asian?

>>43649

She has the eyebags of a thirty-something year old and the skin of an embalmed corpse.

Now get the thread back on track.

Iyo Sky is very beautiful. Asian but not pallid. Curvy but not fat. Really she ticks all boxes.

>>43676
Not bad.

>>43678
I will try and limit the amount of pallid Asians I post, but someone needs to post something good here amongst the Susan boyles and they/thems.

>>43679

>>43679
How's this? I tried to find a non-fetish one that I have saved on my computer, and this one comes first alphabetically.

>>43681

It's technically an arse, I suppose.

>>43682
He specifically said NO FATTIES

>>43679

How about a non-pallid Asian?

Peekaboo.

>>43693

Hnnnnnggh

Japanese-Italian is a good combo. Also her English is not great which makes her more lovely.

>>43696

Comments like these aren't going to help with your extradition case, sextouristm8.

>>43696
I prefer the more feminine/petite girls but at least this one doesn't have diabetes.
She looks incredibly Italian.

>>43697
That was worded quite badly I admit. I meant I find it cute when Japanese people speak English. So I'm a patronising racist, not a rapist.

>>43696
Gweela is a great talent, I enjoyed her work in Stardom. She was doing the muscle mommy thing before Rhea Rhipley, but she's lost some mass since.

I noticed WWE fans were excited to see she had signed for the company instead of going elsewhere, so they could finally watch one of her matches.

I like this Rynkerbellee on onlyfans. Not entirely sure what it is, but I find her goofy teeth and facial shape really attractive. Maybe it's also the large pupil contacts on slightly crossed eyes, too. And yeah she's dressed as a Creeper (autism checked).

>>43717

is this because you couldn't decide if this belonged in the guilty would thread or the chubby thread so you opted for neither?

>>43719
It's a free thread, and I think her beauty transcends fat fucks and guilty woulds. She looks a bit like Charlotte from Geordie Shore but a bit mongier and a lot fatter. Beautiful.

>>43720

I read your premise and I feel like the arguments ( bit mongier and a lot fatter) don't meet with the conclusion, obviously I can't dispute it's a free thread, but I can't pretend I even understand.

>>43720

I don'#t mean this as a dig but I am quite fascinated by what it must be in your psychology and life experiences etc that has made you attracted to everything which is the direct opposite of conventional beauty.

Don't get me wrong, I am no fan of the conventional tall slim blonde type ideal. I like a petite and curvy girl, I am attracted to individuality and expressive personal aesthetic above bodily features, but I still like a girl to be pretty. You actively enjoy ugliness and unpleasant, off-putting features.

>>43723
Is she the exact opposite? She's cross-eyed and has a figure like a fisherperson caricature of what men are into. He might just enjoy that exaggerated shape and the eyes may work for him the same way yaeba does for others.

>>43723
>what it must be in your psychology and life experiences etc that has made you attracted to everything which is the direct opposite of conventional beauty.

Not that dude but conventional beauty gets extremely boring, speaking as a forever alone regular porn user.
There's not much wrong with the looks of that woman - slightly too chunky for my tastes and her eyes are odd, but that's a poor reason to dismiss her.
Have you never seen someone, thought 'nah', then noticed an immediate shift in your perception the moment you heard their voice?

I feel like I'm talking to my mother - having had your teeth smashed as a kid and was abused by someone with horrendous dental hygene has contaminated my perspective on attractive features and suitable partners. The thought of bringing that wonderful girl to meet my parents is tarnished by the knowledge that Mum will immediately notice her weird teeth and strange manner of speaking and judge us behind our backs.

So yeah it is psychological.
I ask what's not, and do we really need to know the difference?

I ultimately decided to avoid jizzing over the image of this woman (pic rel) because she leans quite heavily into the way she looks and not once appeared to enjoy it.

>>43725
I had no such reservations.

She almost makes me want to subscrube to her OF. Almost.

>>43750
?

https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/drew_gulliver

>>43751
I'm finding most of the bigger names have realised leaks are a thing and use some additional paywall - I assume personalised DMs with their best customers. Still, as a consumer Coomer.su has been a gamechanger.

>>43752

https://simpcity.su/

I want to make a thread for petite Asian girls but I feel there's no appetite for it here amongst all the fatty chasers.

>>43774

Please, feel free. We need to de-stigmatise starting new threads. Any thread you knock off the bottom of the board by making a new one has been dead since about 2013.

We're not all chubby chasers anyway. Chubbychaserlad has just been opportunistically monopolising /x/ so he can redefine "chubby" as "morbidly obese 35 stone lard monster".

>>43774
You can always recycle the Asian thread if you're indecisive. Although if you want me to play with my willy then my fetish preference is for Asian women who have strong Asian features, nerdy style and a more average build. Maybe a little taller as well but that's rare.

>>43774

>I want to make a thread for petite Asian girls but I feel there's no appetite for it here

I am all for the petite. It seems to override all other metrics in my brain for what I find attractive.

I think I would literally attempt to kill myself if I saw a woman this attractive in person.
CEOofGothic; check her out she has the most incredible body shape. Similar to ChristiSpooks.

>>43778

This is the sort of website where you're meant to go buy it, then bring it back to show us. Not just advertise for them.

>>43779
Mate I've cut out the watermark and left a nametag. If you look in /x/, merely a few posts back, you'll find a .su link for more.
Have a thumbnail from instagram, you wank.

>>43780

Fair, my apologies. As you were lad.

>>43778

>She has the most incredible body shape

Looking at her Instagram she is just fat, but she just holds it mostly in her hips. I would imagine if you ever saw her in motion without the assistance of photoshop and choice angles the spell would be broken. She has good skin which helps her mantain form.

>>43782

>just fat

>>43783

I think we aren't in the fat thread. Because I naively hope that that will operate as a place for containment as opposed to a staging ground for over running every other thread.

What's so attractive about fat birds other than the fact that they're the only women you can pull?

>>43785

What's so attractive about skinny birds?

>>43786
Midriffs and hourglass figures, and them being healthy.

>>43785

It's a fetish. Much like hairy armpits or feet or being pissed on, it's something that you know you shouldn't really like, that social consensus views as wrong, and a big part of the reason you do like it is exactly because of that. It's plain and simply dishonest to say otherwise.

There's women ranging in figures and heights and body shapes from tall and slim to petit and curvy, wide hips to boyish waists, big tits to flat chests, perky little bums to jiggly cushions to plough, who are all healthy and beautiful. But if you like women who are actually fat, you have a fetish. As such, the women need not be beautiful as well as fat, in the rare case that is possible, they need only be fat. That's why our resident chublad is such a wrong 'un, look at the state of the pig faced munters he posts.

But you know, each to their own. I firmly believe everyone has some fetish or other, they just vary in how strange they seem to an outside observer. What's annoying is when people all share the same brainrot kinks nowadays, that they probably got just from over-exposure to porn. For the love of christ can I just find a girl who isn't a pushover sub who wants a "daddy" to "breed" her in this dystopian nightmare timeline?

What I don't get is that from the waist up this person has so much character and expression - they're more than themselves - but from the waist down they're just human.
It's like it's all a lie or something - personality, clothes and makeup are an enchantment. We're just fucking people and I hate that I can be tricked like this.

>>43793

were you expecting tentacles or a cloaca?

>>43793

Are you sure that you aren't just disappointed that she doesn't have a willy?

>>43795
Yeah, I did wonder that but I think its an extension of larger issue. I often see through peoples appearences, imagine them with a bald head or without their loud or otherwise attractive clothing (no not like that) and feel disapointed for the same reasons.

I don't get it, man. Why bother dressing/expressing yourself, it's always gonna be the same canvas.
I'm not sure what I'm complaining about here, other than my general attractions are superficial.

>>43796

Why bother seasoning your food when it's the same ingredients underneath? Why bother decorating your house when it's just a box you keep all your stuff in? If people choose to make themselves look sexy, I'm certainly not going to complain.

>>43796

Did you just discover that fashion exists? Bless you.

The best you can hope for with that logic is that fashion is a sincere expression of personality. Someone made a choice that says something about who they are. Of course the problem there is one of projection. That person might consider nothing deeper than the clothes look pretty, or someone in a magazine wore this I should wear this too, or some other pure form of attention seeking. I've found myself recently feeling more like I am wearing a costume when I dress for an event where they play music I used to be into. It probably makes no difference to anyone else but I feel like a fraud because I don't care about the clothes like I did when I was young. There is also the quality of dry humping my youth which weird me out.

What will really fuck you up is if you meet someone sassy and confident and then when you get to know them better it turns out they are insecure and timid. It is like they suck all of the sexual tension out of the romance. When I look at people now it is like seeing their insecurities broadcast at me. Everything is a masquerade.

Do they still live in this thread if they are girls with penis?

>>43797
Did this dude really only pump out OF content for a couple of months and then bail or has the coomer.su bot just not scraped his profile recently?

>>43800

The coomer.su page hasn't been updated in a couple of months. There's loads of newer content on simpcity.su, although their servers are kind of fucked at the moment.

>>43799

I'm of the opinion that putting tgirls in /y/ would be transphobic, but I'm not sure whether the mods agree.

>>43799
If you're focusing on the cock then it stands to reason that it goes into a different thread. I think there was one in the catalogue somewhere.

I like dis

The one off of Taskmaster New Zealand with the 'tism.

Fucking hell.

>>43831
>>43832

Is this a CGI person trying to look real, or a real person trying to look like CGI? Either way it's fucking horrible and they should stop.

>>43833

It's a young woman with giant hips that got a proportional boobjob. You bigot.

I thought I'd found the holy grail of porn - nun femdom - but it's all the most boring shit imaginable. Generic 'blasphemous' JOI with half hearted "I know you've been thinking about me haven't you?" alongside that awful wanking gesture.
I thought including SPH might help but it's ridiculous - just the same old shit of regurgitated catchphrases, with the barest difference between creators.
Who the fuck get's off to this? Aren't women suductive, any more?

Where are all the stern, authoritative and modestly dressed women who can arouse attention with little but a knowing glance and smirk? The type who will snear at the thought of what they might like to do to you?
God I just want to be beaten by a woman who'll get off doing it, while they alternate between sever admonishment and gently whispered comfort in my ear. Explicitly not the type who'd do pictured, unless it's framed as a punishment.

Am I saying too much?

>>43835

This is why I abhor the "simp" and the "coomer". Any man who pays for "content". Those people are the problem. It's not because I am some puritan anti-sex prude, quite the opposite. I loathe those people because I love sex.

My rationale is simple. It's like with any other market- If the consumer base forks over their money so easily for any old shite, then standards invariably fall, and that's exactly what has happened with porn. They have it too easy now, so they barely have to try. Seemingly everyone on the internet is conditioned like Pavolv's dog to get off on the same boring fetishes, so they can just cater to the lowest common denominator.

>>43835
I assume the good ones have all moved to OnlyFans. There was also the big MindGeek controversy where they got rid of loads of the amateur women a few years ago, and XTube shut down completely despite being the best one for my own tastes. I think there might be other sites out there that I just don't know about, because my current favourite is thisvid.com which I never see mentioned by anyone else, but even that has recently gone almost entirely gay now.

>>43835

For starters, you can add "CFNM" to your searches if you prefer your dommes fully dressed.

If you just want to be teased, then - unsuprisingly - the Only Tease network of sites is probably up your street. The vast majority of their models are British. They have an Only Secretaries site if you like them dressed for the office.

For something with a domination angle, try Brat Princess Video. Lots of face sitting, foot worship, humiliation etc, usually CFNM and often in normal clothes. They've done plenty of scenes like this:

https://www.xmegadrive.com/videos/brat-princess-2-ashley-edmonds-mocks-sap-husband-after-settlement-4k/

They've got the lass from >>/x/43828 doing some full weight sitting, if you like that sort of thing.

https://www.xmegadrive.com/videos/brat-princess-2-mythiccal-full-weight-chest-sit-4k/

If you're looking for a fetish model who is clearly super into severe domination, you can't do better than Cruel Reell and her various collaborators.

If you can give me some examples of scenes you do like, I can probably drill down to something close to your ideal.

This is, apparently, 'American Miku' and it's the exact female body type I'd choose if I could see only one in my life time, ever again. Could even give her a bigger belly to be honest.
I pitty those who'd want anything else. Real shame.

>>43839
What's the deal with you - a hobbyist or in the industry? I imagine you have some stories to tell.

>>43845

I'm just a pervert with savant syndrome.

>>43846
Well? Tell us about that time you did a wank. You know which one I'm talking about.

>>43847

I want to say one thing to the British people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that roundabout.

>>43849

https://www.reuters.com/article/world/no-to-sex-on-roundabouts-norway-tells-high-school-graduates-idUSKBN1HP26C/

>In a statement titled "No to sex on roundabouts", Terje Moe Gustavsen, a former minister of transport who now runs the Public Roads Administration, said: "Everyone understands that being in and around roundabouts is a traffic hazard," .

Check out this pic of Belle Delphine. What's going on with her leg, there? Has it been edited? It looks unusually thin and disproportionate.

Also - merely out of interest - what might cause a scar such as the one at the very top of her weird leg?

>>43857

I think it's just that the panties are covering the side making it look thinner than it is.

>>43857

My best guess would be a) hip dysplasia and b) periacetabular osteotomy, the most common surgery used to correct hip dysplasia. It's the only explanation I can think of that would account for her leg being at a slightly wonky angle and a scar of that length in that location.

I'm not a doctor though, so I'm probably just talking out of my hoop.

Didn't someone mention clussy recently?!

>>43835
>I thought I'd found the holy grail of porn - nun femdom
Alright folks, this time it's for real. Do you want to see production value on a simple blowjob video? Do you want a well written story alongside your wank material? What about musical accompaniment and dramatic tension? What's more, do you want to laugh your arse off the entire time you're hard?
Well here it is.

The ending is fucking nuts.

>Evil Demon Wants To EAT Your Virgin Dick - POV HORROR FEMDOM
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6513f16c14561
Custard

I can't get enough of these cute teen blowjobs, especially when there's lips and makeup involved.

>>43866

Is the one on the left Sammi Smith?

>>43825
She looks like she's from the 1960s. Incidently I found a girl from a 1960s show that looks just like Bailey Jay.

Are there any decent porn image galleries, or is it all video? I'm asking for something similar to e-hentai, with organised search tags, rather than the hit and miss that is coomer.

>>43881
I used to use ImageFap, but I went back there recently and it wasn't as good. Also, it depends what you're into, of course. And the tags aren't exactly tags, so you might be after something else.

>>43882
Imagefap is pretty good, thanks dude.

>>43885

phwoar louis rossmann is looking well

I don't know which of you lads is running this Instagram account, but I support your work.

https://www.instagram.com/the.amazon.club/

I'd check out her double top IYKWIM.

Roll a 20 sided die;
1-10; You're distracted while her mates prepare to mug you from behind.
11-15; She asks for a fag, then propositions you for sex (only £200).
16-19; Players choice.
20; She starts pissing from under her mini-skirt. The entire time she's locked eyes with you, with a slight snear on her lips.

God damn I'm rolling for the crit.

https://saint2.su/embed/OwFYxpXx-Fk

>>43961

>autistic boy gets groomed into becoming a trans porn actress

Grim.

>>43962
I'm sure a lot of us would have been game if there were a few million quid to sweeten the deal.

>>43961
Where's the rest?

>>43964

Not available yet, unfortunately. I'd suggest subscribing to the f1nn5ter thread on simpcity.su for updates, for the sake of doesn'tlikeautisticfemboyslad.

>>43964
https://pt.erome.com/a/CEDWaJeo

It's grim. I've seen whispers there's footage of anal sex but that's unverified.

>>43964
https://pt.erome.com/a/CEDWaJeo

It's grim. I've seen whispers there's footage of anal sex but that's unverified.

>>43964
https://pt.erome.com/a/CEDWaJeo

It's grim. I've seen whispers there's footage of anal sex but that's unverified.

>>43966>>43967>>43968
Sorry for the grim tripleposting.

She looks nice. A bit saucy.

>>43970
She looks like several TV presenters, including Suzi Perry and Natasha Raskin. Saucy schmaucy; you like her because she's fit.

How many Nintendo themed tats before it's actively distracting you during sex?

>>43972
PHWOAR I'd stick my master sword in her door of time IYKWIM.

>>43973
I'd be very careful with that zipper no matter what you mean.

>>43972
That Toad would be very off-putting.

>>43975
I'd face the other way and look at the super star. maybe try and match my rhythm to a bossa nova styled super mario theme when you manage to catch the star.

I really like quality caption images :|

>>44016
Big colourful letters pop the mind :)

Slava Ukraini.

https://www.erome.com/a/NITCr95E

A brief, incomplete list of decent porn tube sites that haven't (yet) implemented strict age verification:

https://www.porntrex.com
https://www.xvideos.com
https://hclips.com
https://www.xxbrits.com
https://www.porngo.com
https://beeg.com
https://www.porndig.com
https://ok.xxx
https://txxx.com
https://www.erome.com
https://porndoe.com
https://anysex.com
https://siska.video
https://dirtyship.com

>>44025
This is the real post of the year right here.

>Free Thread Mk 2
You uh, ever tried gooning to Satie?
It's really weird and requires some imagination, but it makes some arthouse shit. Mine involved a disembodied leg dancing around a darkened doorway, with the drama of the music revealing trickles of blood running from the bone.
Another was of gentle women drinking jugs of lemonaid in the countryside, with heavy implications it was actually cloudy, grassy piss.

Gnossienne 1 has the most mystique, though 2 is also good.
I had it on loop for a few hours the other night and it was pretty good.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7kvGqiJC4g

RIP June Wilkinson, you had wicked boobies.

>>44029
We really not got any other weirdos to chat shit with?
Satie too entry level?

>>44031
<3

>>44031

>wicked boobies

>>44037

>I'm starting to wonder if it's worth chatting with other freaks and getting my thing on. You might even meet people

I'm sorry lad, but you've well and truly missed the boat for that too. Nowadays the only people you will meet are there to shill you somebody's OnlyFans (and a million other monetised links).

>>44037
Thank fuck for element picker. That may the single least erotic thing I've seen in some time.

>>44037

If you actually want to meet people who are into weird stuff, get yourself on Fetlife or Feeld.

>>44040

see >>44038

>>44037
Since the image delete thing is still broken, your whole post has to go.

>>44043
https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-bdsm-community-is-worried-about-changes-to-the-domestic-abuse-bill/
An interesting article, 5 years old. If anyone has more up to date information, I'd welcome a link.