>>1316
Does this show up on /*/?

>Does this show up on /*/?

I wouldn't be posting here if it didn't.


I've got them but not as bad as that picture. I have only every shagged 2 virgins (both for a number of years) and neither seem(ed) to mind. In the gap between the two ladies I used to obsess about the problem. There was once a documentary series about the Moonlight Bunny Ranch which was (is?) a very expensive and completely legitimate whore house in Nevada. One night I saw an episode where they explained that the whores inspect the penises of the men they are about to fuck to make sure they have no obvious STDs. I am still convinced to this day that I would fail this test and be sent packing.

To sum up, your only options appear to be either find yourself a similar virgin on some dark corner of the Internet or kill yourself. Sorry I can't be more help.

>>1317
Yes. Fuck you.

>>1319
:(

>>1320
Sorry to be rude, it's just not a very pleasant picture.

>>1319
You're aware of /sfw/, right? It's star minus muck and filth.

OP, this is a thread regularly posted on every other chan all the time. Even wikipedia answers your post. Please delete the thread now you've had your knowledge confirmed. You know it's fine because you'd only know it's called Pearly penile papules if you had looked it up.

>>1323
I just checked the wikipedia page, and only one of his three questions is answered (the prevalence of it). The other two (impact on sex life and reaction of women) are not the kinds of things likely to be addressed in an encyclopaedia.

>>1324
I showed that picture to the missus. I also explained to her how it's harmless, showed her the wikipedia page etc.

Her reaction? She still wouldn't go anywhere near it. Looks too much like a sexual disease to be sure, someone with something else might claim it was that. Also she said it looked disgusting, and that's another reason she wouldn't go near it.

Sorry for the news lad.

>>1323
I don't browse every other chan, please, sod off.

>>1316

No one cares about them.

People are unlikely to even notice.

You are being trolled for posting something trivial.

>>1316

Like, fuck, if your main insecurity about getting naked is a few tiny flecks along the underside of your cockhead, you're probably either harbouring flattering delusions about your physique, or genuinely are the kind of hulking Adonis/svelte skinny boi people genuinely want to bang the brain out of the skull of.

Either way, this isn't something to spend your time worrying about. Work out how to feed a hungry person, consider how to connect people better, or go for a walk along a riverbank. (Anything less myopic than fretting over what the inside of your cock looks like.)

>>1365

I'm sure a lot of virgins these days are terribly insecure with all the porn floating around and warping their idea of what a normal dick is supposed to look like. I know porn's not a new thing but I don't believe videos and magazines would have the same effect as these incredibly high-resolution photos.

I have these and while mine aren't as prominent as those in your lovely image I've never had them mentioned to me and I've been sucked off by around ten different girls. I pointed them out to an old girlfriend once and not only had she not noticed them, she didn't care and remained a fuckbuddy for a few years afterwards.

Unless your penis looks horribly mutilated you have nothing to worry about. Anecdotally I've heard the bumps actually feel quite good.

>>1316

Apparently you can remove them with whitening toothpaste. If it doesn't work it shouldn't do any harm. Apparently the very cheapest brand will do. Rub it onto the PPPs then pull your foreskin (hope you have one) over them and leave it for an hour then wash it off.

If you don't have a bad reaction, smear it on after washing and leave it on all day/night between washes. Supposedly should dry the PPPs out and they just slough off painlessly.

>>1368

You see plenty of them in porn...assuming it's high enough definition, lol.

I think they're hot.

I might be a dullard, but that's just my opinion.

>>1373
>I might be a dullard, but that's just my opinion.

Why is this a thing now?

>>1374
It's just a sadact trying to force a meme. You ought to ignore him lest you encourage others to join in.

>>1375
Purps has made it a signature for me, hence other people can implicate me for being a bumder by using it, as the guy above has done.

Doesn't help my case if you look at /sentry/.

I might be a dullard, but that's just my opinion.

>>1376
I think you're just trying to cover up the fact that you love pearly papuled penises.

I might be a dullard, but that's just my opinion.

>>1377
Maybe. I have them myself, comparable to OP's image, which is most unfortunate.

I might be a dullard, but that's just my opinion.

>>1378
Okay. I admit it was funny the first time, but you really ought to stop pretending to be me. It's growing old fast and I'm surprised and even a little disappointed that purple would put me in this unenviable position. I mean, can't you think of something more imaginative than to cast doubt on my sexuality and insult my penis?

I might be a dullard, but that's just my opinion.

>>1379
But it's so girthy.

I might be a dullard, but that's just my opinion.