>>1386

I can actually do this.

>>1387

That is quite a skill, sir. Do you have any tips?

Seems more like "THE NIGHTMARE".

>>1390

I recommend this website: http://www.selffuckguide.com/

Aim to get a semi. Make sure your ass is clean and loosened up beforehand. Go fuck yourself.

>>1392

Never have I been so pleased to have another gentleman request this of me.

Many thanks, kind sir.

>>1408

Remember that lube is your friend. Good luck and report back on your progress. Use the videos and instructional sheets as guides.

I'm 8 inches and rigid as fuck, quite proud considering my age. I've tried sticking my dick in my arse but when I try, I feel like my cockbone will snap. I get really horny thinking about doing this but my cock is like a fucking hammer all the time.
How do I fuck myself when my cock is always super hard for ages when I'm horny?

>>1410

>I'm 8 inches and rigid as fuck, quite proud considering my age.

Shouldn't you be in bed by now, sonny?

>>1410

You need to master control over it. Be able to at least deflate to a semi or slightly ease pressure and hold it there.

>>1411

Suppose so.

Cock still like a handrail though.

>>1412

Tried but no luck. Only did it cos I was bored.

>>1414

Your other choice is to be ready to pounce before it goes up or as it goes down. You should really learn self control though otherwise you won't get anywhere.

>>1414

Think of someone who is almost entirely beautiful but has one seriously annoying/distracting feature. Every time you feel like you're getting too hard dwell on that feature until your lad loses a wee bit of motivation.