See, mine looks like this, more or less. All shrivelled up.
It's big enough when hard, never had no complaints etc etc.
But I can never go skinny dipping or to a nude beach or one of them old man saunas without feeling a little inadequate. If it was fine in those situations to walk around with a stonk on, or even half a stonk, I'd be much more comfortable.
I realise this is far preferable to most knob related shortcomings, but it's still something I think about sometimes.
Perhaps a lot of these lads are half fluffed because they think similar things to me. This is what good art does to you, isn't it. Really makes you think.
>>1695 I don't want to hark back to the (sadly deleted) thread in /emo/ about the dude who wanted to "stamp out" his gayness - but my view is similar to that expressed there - who cares?
>I can never go skinny dipping or to a nude beach or one of them old man saunas
Regardless of knob size, I'm just not doing any of these things.
>but my view is similar to that expressed there - who cares?
You're exactly right. I know I shouldn't care. I know that I have no reason to care. I successfully don't give a fuck about much of my life and the way I am, I'm old enough to have gotten over everything that's ever bothered me about myself - except this. It's not ruining my life or anything, I'm just annoyed that I do still definitely care that someone might see my knob and think it's small. I realise how ridiculous that is and yet it still pervades.
My best guess is that it has something to do with me being fat as a teenager, I used to hide my body at all costs, so perhaps this is just a small part (hurhur) of that complex that I've clung onto.
I refuse to believe that thing is worn in day to day affairs. I mean what the fuck, you'll have someone's eye out if you wear that to the office.
>>1695 I believe they call it 'blood dick' on the continent, a cock that undergoes a good deal of inflation when aroused or even in warm weather. Measure yourself and then compare it to the national average and you'll notice most men are like this.
>But I can never go skinny dipping or to a nude beach or one of them old man saunas without feeling a little inadequate.
Listen, lad. When your get your kit off with a lass for the first time do you really think her chief concern is the size of your cock or really, anything at all going on with your body? Same principle will apply in other naked situations. All else fails "I've got a few stone to swing it in with"/"I may be hung like a tic-tac bitten in half but I can eat pussy" will do as a confident retort to your mates banter.
>Perhaps a lot of these lads are half fluffed because they think similar things to me
Bottom-right quite clearly has something going on. I imagine being in a room naked with a lass studying your cock will lead to some confusion downstairs.