vs. German tourists

Based on your images I'd rather get pissed with the British tourists and bonk that bloke's missus.

>>22596

To be honest I think German birds would be a better shag. Think of how industrious and efficient they are.

Who wins in a competition of lazy cartoon stereotypes?

I don't actually care.

Russians

/thread

The English are the finest of all tourists, and welcome any time in Brazil.

>>22614
Here in Serbia, we agree. English are greatest in world.

People from Brazil and Serbia are right, we love the English here in glorious Albania. We wish more would come.

Thailand people all love English. We welcome them, best behaved tourists in the world.

>>22614>>22615>>22629>>22630
Alright lad, you've had your fun.

>>22631
I don't know what you mean, here in Korea we agree, British tourists are a treasure. All previous posters were right.

>>22633

Kim?

>>22633
'KoreaFag'? Is that the best we can do? How about Kimchifag or something.

>>22635

ZergFag / SamSung ?

sage for terribleness

>>22636
Psyfag

Russian tourists are fucking hilarious. I just got back from the Black Sea - Russia's Blackpool - and I've never seen humans so similar to farmyard animals.

>>22636

>SamSung
Audible mirth and general merriment were elicited.

>>22635
>>22636
In keeping with some of the other territories, maybe we should run with some play on the Supreme Leader and Shining Sun. "Kim Wrong'un"?

Cmon lads, these are all chavs.
By the way UK is the only country in Europe where classes are so distinctive.Like castes in India or something.

Foreign-anon-just-passing-by

>>23137
I thought we'd stopped saying "chavs" these days.

>>23138

Yeah, but back in August they were all the rage.

>>23138

"True" Chavs aren't particularly common these days. Over the past few years they finally realised that everyone hates them, so most of the ones with sense started changing their fashions to pretend to be middle class.

>>23140

I sort of miss them to be honest. It made it so much easier to tell who was a prick and who wasn't.

I met a posh twat wearing a vest a couple of month ago. Whatever is the world coming to.

>>23140
I've heard the term bandied about recently but mostly from lower middle class types who probably would have been called chavs when it was a thing, up until our Foreign-anon-just-passing-by I would have just assumed it was them slightly bitterly trying to differentiate themselves.

>>23140
Lol
Not in my town.

>>23142
It's just in the faces and speech. It's amazing how in France you need to try very hard to guess the class but here in the UK it's all so upfront. Funny how it works. Maybe it's the signs of inbreeding on their faces.

>>23144
I have some idea what you mean, but what I always thought of as chavs disappeared around the same time I realised what a horrendously classist term it was. Maybe it's a case of relative perception but I don't remember the last time I saw anyone in a shellsuit and baseball cap.

>>23145

I haven't seen anyone in a shellsuit since the 80s. Sportsdirect leisurewear on the other hand....

>>23146
Ah, see you've shown me up for my classism there.

When I was a child in the eighties, my parents dressed me in shellsuits more than once. Does this make me common?

>>23148
It was acceptable in the eighties.

I love when the fedora boys get talking about chavs and class, it's entertaining as owt.

>>23149
I actually owned two shell suits though. Also we lived in an area that was 95% Pakistani, and a council estate.

Are you sure I'm not common?

>>23151
My childhood was spent wearing sportswear and a caps.

To make it better, outside of uni term time, I live in a caravan outside of my mum's terrace house in Grimsby.

Don't you wish your boyfriend was underclass like me.

>>23152

I want to eat cheap cheddar on white toast, while I rest my head on your Sports Direct hoodie adorned chest.

I'd leave you if you put ITV on though, I'm not an animal.

>>23153
Weirdly, I did eat Tesco everyday value mild cheddar slices on Spar brand white toast whilst I watched ITV's freshers last night.

You've successfully scared me out of going to the pub quiz later.

>>23154

Please start leaving the curtains open after you shower.

>>23155
10g pall mall through the letterbox and you've got yourself a deal.

>>23154
Disgusting plebian, sliced cheese is an vile processed abomination. Buy or steal yourself a grater from your local Wilkinsons and then get the cheaper block cheddar. Fuck.

>>23157
But me giro won't cover it boss.

It was cheaper and had more than the least expensive block.