>>22726
Because people at work would laugh at me.

>>22727
Why would they do that?
It looks pretty nice inside!

And you can even make tasty ravioli in it.
(Mmhhh, Raviolo...)

>>22728
Mainly for not buying the E-class instead.

Is it meant to be a gay wagon or did you just happen to only find pictures with two men in them?

>>22731
I don't think you understand much about cars.

>>22732
Are you having a laugh? You just know they're all bumming when the cameras are off.

>>22730
Look at this man! He is laughing at you because you don't have a bed in your fancy-shmanzy E-class.

>>22731

Ok, lads, I was kidding.
What you should, of course, buy, is this mobile here.

>>22738
That's not an E-class.

>>22737
>Gasthief?

Wissen nicht, wohin wir gehen.
Haben keine Möglichkeit zu wissen;
Fahren auf dem Weg ins Nirgendwo.

Schmarotzen für ein Leben;
Check-out die Frauen;
Fahren auf dem Weg ins Nirgendwo.

Wir übernehmen keine Scheiße von niemandem.
Alles, was wir wirklich wollen, ist Spaß haben.
Wir sind Fritz und Hans (Hans und Fritz).

Und das Beste ist, wir zahlen die entsprechenden Steuern an den Rat in den Bereich, den wir leben.

>>22748
That last line made me chuckle.
Danke mein komradschnitzel.

>>22734

Get a load of this. Egyptian cotton.

>>22756

Fuck off, Minderbinder.

Is living in a campervan a tenable prospect for a single man? During my early property hunt around the London commuter belt people were trying to charge me over £550/month for a single room, often not including utility charges, shared with persons unknown, in usually acceptable but hardly stellar quality buildings.

Pic related provided as an example I'm sure more competitive offers are available.

>>22763

You would need to live in Motorway service stations, because you would get moved on from anywhere else by the police.

>>22762

Blodefotze

>>22764
I couldn't park up just anywhere but I know there are ways of getting around the issue. There are a few campervans that stop on my road for a few days every other week, I think they're pikeys rotating patches to avoid bothering the filth.

because i don't want to be alone for the rest of my life.

>>22767
Why not?

>>22763
Well, for one thing, these campervans usually do not include toilets/showers, which might be a problem, unless you are french.

>>22741
Garlicfag?

>>22770
Yeh, I'm in China.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garlic#Production_trends

nǐ hǎo!