que onda gabachos? aztec soldado on vacacion in la inglaterra here. mang i be scopin out londres and shits wack. first day i got here some mayates tried to rob me with a this puny little filero. i looked at dem wack ass negritos like is you serious and started laughing, them swatas was shook for real and just walked away. i hooked up with this tight assed huero jaina who said she worked in la ciudad. puta made a big show of how she was dis high flying empresaria earnin mad pesos livin in some swanky apartamento. let me tell you carnals, her place was a damn shoebox. back in araisas my poor tio Javier got a ranch dats 20 times the size of this hoes swanky ass carcel, and he be driving trucks and smoking crack jajajaja. inglaterra be all fucked up mang. if this bitch proud of her home, paisas back in kali be livin like kings in da varrios LOL.
anutha question: where all the white people? sheeit mang i aint no fan of bolillos, but dey better than mayates. least i can walk in san jo and see my own peeps nahmsayin? where all dis inglaterra cultura i be hearing about? mang i seen more violencia in 2 weeks in londres than i ever seen in san jo. yall got no moralidad. where the valores familiares? where the comunidad? back in the varrio i see big familias, cookouts every saturday and sunday, homies be cool with eachother. here in inglaterra peeps be locked away in their casas acting all suspcius and shit. man if i brought my hija here shed never leave the casa.
any vatos reading this i got one piece of advice. inglaterra be fuckin locochon, stay where you at
I know a few words in Spanish that I find very "stylish":
Ese (roughly translated to English as pal/mate/buddy)
Karnal (brother/bro etc)
Pendejo (can be translated as idiot/retard)
Cabron (asshole)
Chota (cops/pigs)