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>> No. 7541 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 7:03 am
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One of the UK's most high profile stock-pickers has suspended trading in his largest fund as rising numbers of investors ask for their money back. Neil Woodford said after "an increased level of redemptions", investors would not be allowed to "redeem, purchase or transfer shares" in the fund.

Investors have withdrawn about £560m from the fund over the past four weeks. However, it was a request from Kent County Council to withdraw £250m that led to the suspension.

At its peak, the Woodford Equity Income fund managed £10.2bn worth of assets, such as local authority pension funds. However, it now manages £3.7bn, according to the financial services and research firm Morningstar. Mr Woodford's firm, Woodford Investment Management, is also the biggest investor in Kier Group, the construction and services group which on Monday warned on profits, sending its shares crashing 41%.


"But he hasn't got anything on!" the whole town cried out at last. The Emperor shivered, for he suspected they were right. But he thought, "This procession has got to go on." So he walked more proudly than ever, as his noblemen held high the train that wasn't there at all.
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>> No. 7554 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 2:19 pm
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It's primarily the net asset value divided by the number of units held in the fund. Most OEICs (Open-Ended Investment Companies) are on a single price basis. For your typical equity fund the assets will simply be the number of shares held multiplied by their share price.


Each fund sets it own price. Those for 'actively' managed funds are higher than those which 'passively' track an index, such as the FTSE 100, because the fund manager tries to add value by making calls on which shares to be overweight and underweight in. They have mixed success. You can get index tracker funds for less than 0.10% per annum.

In addition:

>Fund assets are held in safekeeping on your behalf by a trustee or depositary. If an authorised investment firm goes into default, your assets are protected. You continue to own your investment and the fund’s assets are still invested as before.

>> No. 7555 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 2:31 pm
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Thanks - that last link does make it look tricky to run a proper scam that way. I am a tiny bit more edumacated.
>> No. 7556 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 2:43 pm
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>> No. 7557 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 2:51 pm
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Christ, sorry. Ancient Simpsons throwback, hadn't realised that it had survived / gained traction.
>> No. 7558 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 3:18 pm
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I was saying boo-urns?
>> No. 7559 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 3:36 pm
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It's probably just me being triggered, as when I hear things like edumacated and alcomahol it causes flashbacks to annoying teenage lasses being random.

Anyway, image related sums up Woodford pretty well.
>> No. 7560 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 3:39 pm
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It's been ten years mate, it's all k-pop and period poverty these days, gramps.
>> No. 7561 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 4:09 pm
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Mooncups, lad. Mooncups.

You shove it up your flue. It collects bloody fanny goo. Give it a good rinse to save you buying two.
>> No. 7562 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 7:17 pm
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Tampons NEED to be free, Tax on them has nothing to do with encouraging reusable alternatives it is just because the government hates women
>> No. 7563 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 7:42 pm
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Bloody women. Always wanting something for nothing.

They're perfectly welcome to be men instead if being a woman is so hard.
>> No. 7564 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 10:11 pm
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If we bled profusely from the cock once per month, I imagine all of this stuff would be free.
>> No. 7565 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 10:47 pm
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>Tampons NEED to be free

I'd hate to see what national health tampons look like. Just imagine the damage Grayling could do.
>> No. 7566 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 10:55 pm
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You might be the first person to have sold me on the new think.
>> No. 7567 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 11:02 pm
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Back when I was a lad, you could get condoms for free from a few places - the GP, the GUM clinic, the counsellor at school - usually a big bowl of Pasante johnnies you could just take whenever you popped in. I'm fairly surprised there's not a similar system for blob rags by now, you'd think there would be.

Anyway I think tampons should be about as expensive and accessible as bog roll. I'm sure you can get bog roll from a food bank, so why not tampons? Is there a Tesco Basic tampon? I know it might not be the best, but it's the same as cheap loo roll innit, you get used to it.
>> No. 7568 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 11:07 pm
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People say stuff like this, but the problems blokes have, like it really, really hurting when you get kicked in the balls, don't mean we all get free bollock armor on our 16th birthday, does it? Men go bald but we don't get a free transplant surgery, do we?

I get that men have it better than women in general, I don't want to deny sexism is rampant and apparent, but I get tired of the "if men did x then this wouldn't be an issue" - I just don't think it's true. Tampons are expensive not because society is sexist, but because our governments and corporations are fuckers.
>> No. 7569 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 11:12 pm
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Stupidest analogies ever.
>> No. 7570 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 11:13 pm
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Why? They're solutions to frequent male medical issues.

There's also nothing that stops that last bit of piss dripping out your knob after you zip up. That should be free, whatever the solution to that is. Tena men?
>> No. 7572 Anonymous
4th June 2019
Tuesday 11:46 pm
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Because men don't expect to get kicked in the balls every month where as women expect to bleed every month but apparent still can't afford it in their budget that is at the very worst provided by the state.

Tampons should be free like all other things we are provided with in our daily lives by the state to cover men's basic biological needs like Toilet paper, shelter, food and water.
>> No. 7573 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 1:03 am
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Yes, you can get tampons from a food bank. Yes, there are Tesco own-brand tampons and they cost 4p each. If someone can't afford tampons, their life is comprehensively fucked in a thousand other ways.

There's no such thing as food poverty or fuel poverty or period poverty, there's just poverty. There's no such thing as food money or fuel money or tampon money, there's just money. If poor people can't afford to live, just fucking give them more money.

It's piss simple, we can easily afford it, we're just ruled by a kleptocratic gerontocracy of baby boomers who paid fuck-all in national insurance and expect younger people to fund their gold-plated pensions. There has been no "austerity", just a grotesque redistribution of wealth from the young to the old on the order of trillions of pounds. If you want a fairer society, send your nan to Dignitas.
>> No. 7574 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 1:25 am
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>If you want a fairer society, send your nan to Dignitas.

Honestly, might get a t-shirt printed with this.
>> No. 7575 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 2:55 am
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I think most people don't have a problem with tackling poverty and taking people out of it. Shat they have a problem with is treating it as a womens issue like they are a special case that deserves extra attention from other poverty for no other reason then it is the society approved persecution complex.
>> No. 7576 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 7:07 am
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I see fisherfolk use this hypothesis about a lot of things, and it's almost always bollocks. You have to remember up until recently women were essentially men's property, so the man had to buy the tampons, along with everything else she ever owned, for her. They weren't free then were they.

The only actual difference is that if men bled out the cock every month, you wouldn't see articles in the Graun whinging about it.
>> No. 7577 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 7:42 am
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If poor women are going to spend all their money on smoking 50 fags a day you'd think they'd have the sense to collect up all their used tabs, tape them together and use them as tampons. The filters would work great as a period blood absorber.
>> No. 7578 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 8:35 am
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Maybe Brighthouse should start doing a giant crate of tampons instead of all those giant flat screen televisions they sell to povvos.
>> No. 7579 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 9:32 am
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Hmm, mooncups are unreasonably cheap. Do they really have to fold? Can you just ram a gold (plated) egg cup up there?
A product's nothing unless you can get competetive about it.
If it's _got_ to be floppy, surely reconstituted kelp or something would be better than nasty chemical silicone. Organic, recyclable, and blessed with a short life.
>> No. 7580 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 12:37 pm
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What we need to do is create a black market in tampons.

People talk about poor people struggling, but the ones I know all use the likes of Kodi or other forms of piracy, get cigarettes and meat that have 'fallen off the back of a lorry' and get up to all sorts of of japes. When I was growing up everyone had a chipped PlayStation and you could buy copies of the latest games for peanuts. Poor people do not go without; they are crafty and resourceful.

Anyway, my point is that if we started making counterfeit tampons we could probably live like kings.
>> No. 7581 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 1:15 pm
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Are you sating we need a massive tampon tax, which you'll then bypass for fun & profit?
Yay, the Conservative party has found its new leader. Stop pissing about with the votes.
>> No. 7582 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 6:19 pm
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If we're all done being shitty edgelords, "period poverty" is mainly about access, and in this country it's typically only a problem in the Adam Johnson demographic. As a result, schools and colleges are being encouraged to supply sanitary products for their students.
>> No. 7583 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 6:21 pm
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How can you be on this site and not understand sarcasm?
>> No. 7584 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 6:46 pm
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>Adam Johnson demographic

Who are these Adam Johnsons and why cant they afford tampons?
>> No. 7585 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 6:54 pm
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Then I'm not sure it really exists. I couldn't afford to buy myself a tamogochi. That didn't mean I was suffering tamogochi poverty. Also i asked my parents for it. If the problem here isn't just regular garden variety poverty and that the parents don't want to buy toiletries for their children that they need. There is a serious problem that isn't poverty and labeling it as poverty is intellectually dishonest and doesnt get to the root of the problem.
>> No. 7586 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 6:54 pm
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One of those words that makes you stand out as an Acrobat refugee. I'd refrain if I were you lad(ette).


That nonce footballer. So presumably he means the underage, who would struggle for obvious reasons. Their parents have got to be pretty harsh though.

Anyway they have given away tampons at schools and colleges for yonks. I remember young lassies getting mocked relentlessly (by other girls, weirdly) whenever they'd been to visit the nurse's office, because it usually meant they'd just come on. Kids are terrible.
>> No. 7587 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 7:04 pm
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Adam Johnson is a notorious footie nonce who groomed a lass in Year 10 before fingering her in his car and failing to get a blowjob. Presumably paedos forget to get tampons for the blood from all those broken hymens; that's how they get caught, you see.
>> No. 7588 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 7:50 pm
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Would he have got more time if he'd succeeded in getting a blowjob?

I got my first blowie at 15, and the lass was 15 too - it was absolutely shite. Even at the time, I could barely enjoy it. All teeth and no depth. I think she spent most of her time just poking it with her tongue. Surely the best deterrent for paedos is a national ad campaign reminding us all how fucking shit at sex young people are?

It could be like the fag packets, but on every condom there's just a picture of a girl with braces looking like she doesn't know where to put a cock.
>> No. 7589 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 8:15 pm
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To be fair I've slept with birds pushing 30 who still hadn't figured it out. I don't think lasses go through nearly the same process of trying to get "good" at sex as your average lad does in his formative years. All that porn you watch as a teenager is more like research. Meanwhile it's perfectly acceptable for a bird to complain that her fella isn't satisfying her- I can't imagine telling a woman she's shit in bed going well at all.

As a sex positive feminist myself, I think there should be an awareness campaign aimed at young women about how to handle a cock. This double standard has gone on too long and is harmful for both genders.
>> No. 7590 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 8:25 pm
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>I don't think lasses go through nearly the same process of trying to get "good" at sex as your average lad does in his formative years.

Yes. Whoever heard of a man who was only interested in getting his end away, with no consideration to the enjoyment of his sexual partner?
>> No. 7591 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 8:35 pm
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Well, I've never had a shit blowjob off a bloke.
>> No. 7592 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 8:39 pm
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Everyone knows gays are cock worshippers. No straight man loves a clitoris the same way a gay man loves a throbbing cock.
>> No. 7593 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 8:39 pm
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Neither have most other blokes.
>> No. 7594 Anonymous
5th June 2019
Wednesday 9:36 pm
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That's why they put up with birds giving shit ones.
>> No. 7595 Anonymous
6th June 2019
Thursday 1:09 am
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I used to disagree with you, then we had that thread with the pictures of minges and it put me right off them.
>> No. 7596 Anonymous
6th June 2019
Thursday 7:27 am
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>People with pensions and savings invested in Neil Woodford's now suspended flagship fund have expressed concern over how it was promoted.

>Thousands of individuals also chose the fund for their self-invested pensions or Individual Savings Accounts (Isas), often through fund supermarket Hargreaves Lansdown. The platform has been a cheerleader for Mr Woodford, but some say that went on for too long.


>The fall from grace of Neil Woodford has accelerated after his largest client, St James’s Place, deserted Britain’s best-known fund manager, in one stroke yanking more than 40 per cent of the assets he oversees.

>At the beginning of this week, Woodford Investment Management had less than £8.6bn under management, with St James’s Place accounting for £3.5bn or 40 per cent of the total.


>Neil Woodford was last night warned the crisis at his fund management empire could be investigated by the City watchdog, just hours after he issued a grovelling apology to savers.


>A millionaire fund manager who locked savers out of their nest eggs is facing demands to hand back nearly £100,000 per day he is raking in from fees. Yesterday he was urged to hand back the money to dismayed savers ‘as a gesture of support’ in a row that overshadowed a videoed message of apology he released.

>And in a move that piled further pressure on the 59-year-old, one major investment platform waived its fees for those using Mr Woodford’s fund – and called on him to do the same. Emma Wall, Hargreaves Lansdown’s head of investment analysis, said: ‘We do not think it is fair to charge our clients a fee while they cannot trade in the fund. This is a frustrating and difficult time for clients and we are doing what we can to support them. We have been in communication with Woodford Investment Management to explain why we think this is the right thing to do and have put pressure on them to do the same.’


It's not looking good for Are Neil.
>> No. 7597 Anonymous
6th June 2019
Thursday 8:16 am
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>>7596 Surely he's pulled enough out over the years that he can just make a few gestures then walk away leaving some other sap to manage the decline?
I've never really understood what drives the seriously rich, though. I've got plenty of stuff I'd like to do if I didn't have to earn.
>> No. 7598 Anonymous
6th June 2019
Thursday 12:32 pm
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If you're enough of an egomaniac to leave Invesco Perpetual, managing some of the best known funds in the country, to set up a fund house named after yourself then I doubt you'll walk away when things are going wrong. He's largely doubling down on his conviction that he will be right in the long run.
>> No. 7599 Anonymous
6th June 2019
Thursday 7:15 pm
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I still hold some WPCT.L, which has never really gone anywhere (up or down) since I bought it a year or two ago.

Today it has been massively sold off, though, presumably because of the Woodford curse. It is trading at a discount to net asset value of ~21% - the assets in the fund are valued at ~89p per share, but the shares are changing hands for only ~64p!
>> No. 7600 Anonymous
6th June 2019
Thursday 8:11 pm
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It's really not looking pretty, is it? Investor hysteria at times like these tends to exaggerate market movements so now could be a good time to buy in. That said, Openwork and Abu Dhabi Investment Authority have removed Woodford from running investments for them; I don't know how much he ran for the latter but for Openwork he had a £330 million mandate.

>The Woodford Investment Management parent group ended last week with £8.6bn of assets. By the end of Thursday it had shrunk to £5bn. Of that, some £3.7bn is tied up in his Equity Income fund, which on Monday blocked investors from withdrawing cash. The stricken fund will shrink dramatically in size should it ever open to trading again as investors demand the return of their capital.


Ouch. I read that Hargreaves Lansdown owned over 30% of Woodford so that explains why they've been pushing it so heavily despite it tanking; around a third of money in the Equity Income fund is via their platform.
>> No. 7601 Anonymous
10th June 2019
Monday 8:03 am
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I've been in on a meeting with members of Woodford's team. They've confirmed that:-

• The fund is unlikely to open for two to three months at least. It'll take that long to raise the amount required fairly and when they do re-open chances are there will be a dilution levy, i.e. an exit charge for people taking their money out.

• The stocks they've sold so far have been at a profit to the price they bought it for. They're very hopeful that one of the unquoted stocks now held in Patient Capital Trust is going to earn them a handsome profit in the near future.

• They are not going to waive their management fees. They're going to have further internal meetings on this but it's highly unlikely as they don't generate enough income from elsewhere (Patient Capital Trust charges a performance fee rather than a management fee so they've been running it at a loss for a while due to underperformance) and they're already in the middle of cost cutting measures. If they cut off their primary source of revenue for c. three months they'd probably go under.

• When the fund re-opens they're going to hold more FTSE 100 stocks. They doubled down that their view is right to focus on undervalued stocks such as domestic facing housebuilders rather than global facing stocks such as Unilever with ridiculous price-earnings ratios. They're contrarian investors so periods of underperformance should be expected.

• They believe they're the victims of an orchestrated negative media campaign, with negative coverage of them for well over a year. They repeatedly mentioned this largely being the fault of the media - overblowing the issue so that investors would panic and applying pressure so that backers like St James's Place would drop them. They even went a bit tinfoil and said there seems to be a coincidental number of occurrences between negative coverage of Woodford and the stocks they've picked being shorted. They seemed more convinced that Woodford have ran a poor PR campaign rather than running the fund poorly.
>> No. 7602 Anonymous
10th June 2019
Monday 12:20 pm
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Cracking work!
>> No. 7604 Anonymous
10th June 2019
Monday 9:11 pm
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Financial Conduct Authority boss Andrew Bailey said fund rules may need amending in the wake of the Woodford fund suspension. In a letter penned for the Financial Times, Bailey said the suspension of the £3.7 billion fund last Monday had raised important questions about the UK’s regulatory approach towards investment in illiquid assets.

Bailey stressed financial markets should support investment in firms that contribute to economic growth and create jobs, which in turn foster innovation. However, he noted that these businesses can often be illiquid and not all will succeed.

‘We need appropriate rules around investments in illiquid securities to protect investors,’ Bailey wrote. ‘I believe there should be limits on the share of illiquid investments held in collective investment schemes whose shares are typically bought and sold freely and frequently.’


There already are limits on the number of illiquid assets collective investments can hold. It's reassuring to see the FCA are on the ball, as usual.
>> No. 7606 Anonymous
14th June 2019
Friday 11:47 am
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He's said this week:-

• The fund is highly unlikely to re-open before the October Brexit deadline. This is a) in case everything goes to shit with Brexit and b) he's still convinced his stocks will come good and he sees a Brexit resolution as the inflection point, so he doesn't want to sell stocks right before they shoot up.

• When it re-opens he will never handle institutional money again after being burned by the likes of Kent County Council. His main ire was directed at St James's Place, as they released a research paper saying his hit rate is actually better than ever before phoning him a few days later to say they were dropping him due to negative media coverage.

He also had a little cry and said this is the toughest time of his life.

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