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>> | No. 33824
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Dogs bark with the voices of children pretending to be dogs. |
>> | No. 36536
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Just got a funeral invitation card that's in Comic Sans from top to bottom. Who the fuck honestly does that. And it's for an elderly person too, who was friends with my parents. All you had to do was go to to some place online and get one of their templates for funeral cards. This looks like somebody made it with Microsoft Word in less than five minutes. Either that person is borderline computer illiterate, or they just don't care. |
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>>36536 |
>> | No. 36538
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What the fuck is this authoratarian nightmare. Just gone to 3 sites that I usually browse AND Discord and all of them are telling me to verify ID for 18+ content. Did I wake up in China? It's not even porn and these are US companies too, so fuck them they're not getting my data. |
>> | No. 36539
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>>36537 |
>> | No. 36541
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copperplate.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36539 |
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>> | No. 36555
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This is my formal apology for watching "Sunderland til I Die" all those years ago. If I'd known it would spawn one dreadful propaganda film about football clubs and their billionaire owners after another, I never would have done it, honest. |
>> | No. 36556
36556
This is not proper summer weather. I'm getting very little done outside around the house with all this rain. Even a mild drizzle isn't ideal when you want to paint things like fences and doors. |
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>>36556 |
>> | No. 36558
36558
A standard multipack bag of monster munch does not contain enough monster munch to complete a monster munch sandwich. |
>> | No. 36560
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I'm a fat sweaty man who likes going on long walks so I recently bought myself some hankies in solid colours to pat my forehead dry. |
>> | No. 36567
36567
more like shitey of boners.png ![]() ![]() ![]() This looks like it should be the thumbnail for a YouTube video called "DEBATE: Tradwife vs chronic masturbator". |
>> | No. 36568
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>>36560 |
>> | No. 36569
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Infuriating.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Important updates you say? Security and quality you say? Then where the fuck are they? |
>> | No. 36570
36570
The local burger place used to do ones that were a bit like McDonalds only larger and with better meat, real bacon. Greasy, cheap and hit the spot - not kebab shop burgers, better than that. They've recently tried to go further upmarket with brioche buns and cardboard boxes (instead of just that paper wrapping) and clearly a different supplier of meat. It's not just more expensive it's notably worse. |
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>>36570 |
>> | No. 36572
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Local county courts are moving away from answering their own phonecalls and towards a national helpline, so (eventually) if you need to discuss a civil court claim, you need to contact the National Civil Contact Centre. That's except for cases brought online, where you need to contact the Civil National Business Centre, which has a different national helpline. |
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My local bank have switched their customer car park fee model. It used to be you could get in with your debit card, at an additional small fee if you weren't a customer (or by scanning your number plate if it was associated with your bank account with them), and the first half hour was free, after which you'd pay £2 for every additional half hour. Being in the middle of city centre, it was always a cheap way to park if you just wanted to pop into a shop for a bit. |
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>>36574 |
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>>36570 |
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>>36571 |
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>> | No. 36580
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Meme of the month.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Everything's so weird now. "Hey everyone, here's your new salesman, he'll be hawking you fast fashion and cheap booze for the next twelve months until we find another one". |
>> | No. 36583
36583
I've noticed that a lot of press columnists these days are increasingly going the route of writing from a fictional character for clicks. The stories are not them and their reflections but deliberately provocative with impulsive actions to make clicks that frequently play into culture war or divisive takes. For a lot of legacy media this will obviously be midlife crisis fantasies. |
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>>36583 |
>> | No. 36586
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Even when you're trying very hard not to be, the British state loves to remind you that you're a poor, fucked-up, loser with ideas above his station. |
>> | No. 36588
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>>36586 |
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>> | No. 36590
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meme.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't want to lose almond croissants, my tote bag, books or find myself banned from listening to the the Marías because women aren't over their exes. |
>> | No. 36591
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>>36590 |
>> | No. 36592
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The well-dressed man’s guide to travelling in st.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Okay, well, when he gets here let me know and I'll have a chat with him. |
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>>36592 |
>> | No. 36594
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Al Pacino on stage in 'American Buffalo'.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36593 |
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>>36594 |
>> | No. 36596
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Donald Sutherland and Elliot Gould at Cannes Film .jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36595 |
>> | No. 36597
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>>36594 |
>> | No. 36599
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I don't get along with one of my siblings but he messaged me during the week to say that he's coming down to my city with his kids today. Fair enough, I'll come see them and it'll make our mum happy. |
>> | No. 36600
36600
There's a guy on YouTube who posts loads of really informative content, but he always sounds out of breath and it makes me feel panicky. |
>> | No. 36601
36601
I'm paying £200 for grave maintenance every year for my grandparents' grave which is about 15 miles away. It's something my late mum started when she became too frail to look after it herself. But I have to say I'm getting shit value for money with that maintenance service. Yes, they cut the shrubs and flowers that grow on it, but for £200 I'd at least expect them to scrub the lichen off the headstone and other things. At least so the writing on it would remain legible. Which it isn't, currently. And then this summer when my nan's grave had sunken in a bit and I asked them to fill it up with topsoil, it was another £100. Which again begs the question what I'm paying them the £200 a year for. |
>> | No. 36602
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>>36599 |
>> | No. 36603
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I just went door knocking for the Labour Party, and about two-thirds of the houses I approached had fucking Ring doorbells. I'm probably not so heavily surveiled when I go to Manchester, maybe not even London. Before the end of the decade they, or devices like them, will have facial recognition software that will dox you on sight, probably even when you're just passing by the house. |
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>>36603 |
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>> | No. 36607
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>>36602 |
>> | No. 36608
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It must feel absolutely incredible writing those pieces about Noel Clarke in The Guardian today. I'd be punching up articles called things lik e "BREAKING: gropy prick takes shit with trousers on", "Top Ten Ways Noel Clarke Ruined Own Life", etc., just for the fun of it. I'm not a bad winner in general, but I would be if a judge handed me the legal equivalent of a giant novelty cheque, and the other bloke got a dunce cap. |
>> | No. 36609
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>>36608 |
>> | No. 36610
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>>36609 |
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