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>> No. 33824 Anonymous
15th January 2023
Sunday 10:33 pm
33824 Minor Rants and Piss-Offs, Mark IX
Dogs bark with the voices of children pretending to be dogs.
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>> No. 33825 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 1:35 am
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FUCK!
>> No. 33826 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 2:11 am
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>>33825
Do they sell fish to eat, or fish to keep as pets?
>> No. 33827 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 2:30 am
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>>33826

The fish is very much dead, but I suppose you can keep a salmon fillet as a pet if you don't mind the smell.
>> No. 33828 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 3:40 am
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>>33827
If the fish is dead, then clearly the Fish Society didn't do a particularly good job of protecting it.
>> No. 33829 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 9:43 am
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>>33828
It can be cured.
>> No. 33830 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 9:49 pm
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Wolfs.
>> No. 33831 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 10:33 pm
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>>33830
Sossijes.
>> No. 33832 Anonymous
16th January 2023
Monday 10:51 pm
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>>33829
I just want to acknowledge the quality here.
>> No. 33833 Anonymous
17th January 2023
Tuesday 10:02 am
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I very much approve of the new OP image.

>>33824

They sound that way because most dogs are small. Kids are small. Small vocal chords, innit.

Big dogs don't sound like that, because they're big.
>> No. 33834 Anonymous
17th January 2023
Tuesday 11:53 am
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>>33833
>the new OP image
What's up with the X? It looks distorted somehow.
>> No. 33835 Anonymous
17th January 2023
Tuesday 12:04 pm
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>>33834
It's the legs of the K mirrored and scaled up slightly because I couldn't be bothered to match the font.
>> No. 33836 Anonymous
17th January 2023
Tuesday 5:48 pm
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>>33835
It's Transport.

t. Maker of last thread.
>> No. 33837 Anonymous
19th January 2023
Thursday 9:40 am
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-60902318
The Full Monty to return as eight-part Disney+ TV series
The series features the original cast as well as new characters, namely their children and grandchildren
>> No. 33838 Anonymous
20th January 2023
Friday 12:25 am
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It's fucking installed Edge by itself again.
>> No. 33839 Anonymous
20th January 2023
Friday 12:44 am
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>>33838

https://www.techradar.com/how-to/how-to-remove-microsoft-edge-from-windows-10


Bit of a fiddle depending on your knowledge of Windows, but I did it a few months ago and it appears to be permanent. Works the same way under Windows 11.
>> No. 33840 Anonymous
20th January 2023
Friday 8:14 am
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>>33838
Edge just popped up on my win7 box. Fuck's sake. It now opens instead of IE, pats itself on the back because 'this website works better in edge' - it doesn't, 'cos activeX, which s the reason I'm using fucking IE, and whines that edge isn't supported on win7. Is this carefully calculated to enrage me?
I only need the activeX widget to configure an annoying IP camera, so here's my /101/ - fucking longtail won't get in the trap.
>> No. 33841 Anonymous
20th January 2023
Friday 2:27 pm
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>>33840

I'm rooting for him, personally. I hope he outsmarts you and your stubborn determination to kill him results in a series of violent but humorous slapstick accidents that ultimately culminate in the destruction of your house.
>> No. 33842 Anonymous
20th January 2023
Friday 3:00 pm
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>>33841
I don't want him dead! He's an outdoors pet, though.
If I was prepared to poison him, he'd be long gone. All this pissing about with thermal cameras is to get the trap into a good position, and see if we can corral him in the bathroom, as his recent adventure out into the conservatory has been bad news and raised the stakes somewhat.
>> No. 33843 Anonymous
20th January 2023
Friday 9:18 pm
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I don't like the new wikipedia layout template.
>> No. 33844 Anonymous
20th January 2023
Friday 10:54 pm
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>>33843
It looks like I keep being redirected to the phone version of each page. But if you look at their explainer page for why they've done this, it has a lot of good points, so I suspect I will get used to it eventually and one day I will forgive them.

https://wikimediafoundation.org/wikipedia-desktop/
>> No. 33845 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 12:19 am
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>>33843
I think I prefer it actually.
>> No. 33846 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 6:27 pm
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In an era of ubiquitous online shopping the suffering of just trying to buy a single Death Master Snikch mini from the godawful Games Workshop website is more profound than ever.
>> No. 33847 Anonymous
21st January 2023
Saturday 8:39 pm
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>>33846

That's probably because they don't do him anymore.

All the old characters got retcon'd, so there's a new generic "Deathmaster" model, they made Ikit Klaw into a generic "Arch Warlock" and Queek Headtaker into a generic "Clawlord", but the one you're probably thinking of is from several versions ago now.

You're better off shopping for minis on eBay anyway m8.
>> No. 33848 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 8:59 am
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>>33847
The UI being awful is separate from the model I wanted being discontinued.
>> No. 33849 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 9:20 am
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That sounded really cunty, I just mean I get that I should have bought the decade-plus old model a year ago (my fault), but the fact the website is just as shit as it was as when Mr Snikch first got his new groove is unforgivable (their fault).
>> No. 33850 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 10:42 am
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Zoomers are absurd prudes. I feel bad for genuine asexuals having their sexuality co-opted by a bunch of socially-anxious morons who mistake neuroses for being progressive.
>> No. 33851 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 11:01 am
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>>33850
I thought being sex-positive was supposed to be all the rage.
>> No. 33852 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 12:04 pm
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>>33851

There are a staggering number of people who are so afraid of sex that they can only face it in fiction, actively seeking out and creating erotic fiction and art because that's what turns them on. But it's a lot easier to brand themselves 'asexual' rather than admit that.
>> No. 33853 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 12:19 pm
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>>33851

It's socially unacceptable to be a prude, but young people have been raised in a #metoo environment where sex is fraught with peril. They're enthusiastic cheerleaders for sexuality in the abstract, but they're terrified of the practical act of bumping uglies. The kind of clumsy and drunken mis-steps that my generation made at their age are now regarded by many as unconscionable crimes. "Sex positivity" isn't really about sex, it's about the theory of sex.

The rise of kink fits in with this - ostensibly it's subversive, but in practice it adds a layer of admin to an act that is normally impulsive and intuitive. It turns sex into a live-action roleplaying game with pre-negotiated rules. It's an understandable response to a culture in which everyone is supposed to be shagging with merry abandon, but where nobody is allowed to get it wrong.
>> No. 33854 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 1:14 pm
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>>33853

We live in an age where any kind of nudity in the media is automatically for some reason sexist and will trigger an angry social media mob where accusations and the mention of #metoo begin to fly. That isn't to say that in the old days there was no outrage when supermodels posed for lingerie on life-sized bus stop adverts or when the Sun had its Page 3 models. But it was just a faint background noise next to an approving majority. I guess people taking offence today just have a far bigger reach and can kick up a twitter shitstorm in no time at all that will seem far bigger than the handful of people who are actually pursuing it in earnest.

And you can be any of the 10²³ genders today that some believe exist, even all at once if that's your thing, and express your gender identity that way. But heaven forbid it gets a bit more hands-on where people are actually having sex or where even the notion of sex and nudity is used and played with in the media and advertising.

I was a younglad in the 90s and did a few things I was never really proud of looking back. Attempting to get a lass drunk to get a leg over was considered a dodgy but still legitimate means. But all things considered, being a teenlad in the 90s meant that you were a lot more free to explore your actual active sexuality, and where not every questionable thing you did was considered a sex crime, neither legally nor by other people. Or most importantly, by the person you were having sex with.

I posit that in some ways, everything really was better in them old days, not least because all the younguns wo are nowadays complaining about this, that, and the other simply weren't born yet thirty years ago.
>> No. 33855 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 1:30 pm
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>>33854

>We live in an age where any kind of nudity in the media is automatically for some reason sexist and will trigger an angry social media mob where accusations and the mention of #metoo begin to fly.

I know people on the policy team at Meta (Facebook and Instagram). They're dealing with the weird double standard where if they allow porn on the platform they get complaints that they're perpetuating sexism, but if they block all tits they get complaints from the same people who say that censoring the female body is sexist.

Somehow they're expected to write a rulebook (and by extension a set of algorithms) that can distinguish between sexist tits and empowering tits. I can only assume that people are expecting a multinational social media company to resolve their own neuroses.
>> No. 33856 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 1:56 pm
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>>33853

Precisely this. You're spot on about the kink too, it's as much about creating an autism-freindly set of predictable and familiar steps to the process, as it is about indulging in any depravity. At the end of the day though we have always had mating rituals, unwritten rules of courtship you're each supposed to follow. This is just an evolution of those rituals to adapt to the times.

I think there's always going to be a pendulum swing in social attitudes, and my generation is simply lucky to be one of the ones who grew up in a period of highly permissive attitudes, and free of any real reasons to worry about it. The generation that comes after Gen Z will likely swing it back the other way, rejecting this self-contradictory progressive prudishness, and finding a way to deal with the social media panopticon that so strongly influences Gen Z's behaviour. Or so one can hope, at least. Because if not, we're all fucked.

Gen Z are quite uniquely messed up, in my opinion, because they're the first generation to grow up with the Internet and social media being such an integral part of daily life, right from their childhood, but having nobody to really guide them on it. Their parents might be tech savvy, more so than mine ever were, but they're still stumbling blind into the dark in many ways. The generations of the future who grow up in a society which has figured itself out a bit more will likely come out less neurotic.
>> No. 33857 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 1:59 pm
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>>33856
>Their parents might be tech savvy, more so than mine ever were, but they're still stumbling blind into the dark in many ways. The generations of the future who grow up in a society which has figured itself out a bit more will likely come out less neurotic.
Isn't this assuming that the internet and social media will stop evolving and finding new ways to fuck people up?
>> No. 33858 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 2:10 pm
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>>33855

>distinguish between sexist tits and empowering tits


If you weigh 15 stone with the face of a munter, it's empowerment to whip your baps out. Regardless of how few people want to see them. If a tight sporty slim lass reveals her perky breasts, it's sexist.

No matter how much you deny it, objective physical attractiveness still plays a big part.
>> No. 33859 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 2:21 pm
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>>33856

> Their parents might be tech savvy, more so than mine ever were, but they're still stumbling blind into the dark in many ways. The generations of the future who grow up in a society which has figured itself out a bit more will likely come out less neurotic.

There's still a divide between the digital adopters who were socialised into the emerging Internet in the late 90s and the early 2000s, and those who were born after facebook was even formally started. The anecdote goes that today's teens think that facebook is to be avoided because there's only mums and paedos on in.

To put it another way, being on the Internet and socialising with other users was an entirely different ballgame twenty years ago, where social media wasn't surrounding you 24/7 whether you wanted it or not and where it didn't dictate your social life. It followed entirely different rules, and it was far less dynamic and less of a minefield. Nobody fucking cared if you posted pictures of yourself drunk grabbing a lass's tits on Myspace. It was bad decision making, but still, nobody cared. Nowadays, if you're really unlucky, it can cost you your job, or your invitation to a job interview. And you could be ostracised by everybody you know.
>> No. 33860 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 2:45 pm
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>>33857

Sure, but I'm not a luddite. Even though technology often comes with perils, I think it's largely just a matter of adapting to it.

After all, if you zoom out in history you'll realise the Quakers and Mormons and whoever else got their starts on the same basis, really. They were the all-night nofap movement of their day. None of this is new, it's just another cycle, another swing of the pendulum. I bet when Ugg first invented the wheel, Grugg kept the whole village up at night going on about how it would bring about the downfall of society, and how his son Uglugg was more interested in staying in the cave painting finger-antelopes than going out to hunt them like real cavemen.

That's not to say everything's fine and we shouldn't be concerned about the youth of today, because I do think they are incredibly neurotic and I think it's probably been me banging on about it that has brought many of you around to your present views. But I believe there's a solution to it that enables us to still have the nice things of the Internet and all that.
>> No. 33861 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 9:37 pm
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>>33860
>I think it's probably been me banging on about it that has brought many of you around to your present views.


Are you the same lad who also convinced all of us to become class conscious? You must be well clever.

Sage for being a snarky cunt.
>> No. 33862 Anonymous
22nd January 2023
Sunday 11:36 pm
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>>33861

Naturally. I'm not the one responsible for turning you all into chubby chasers, though.
>> No. 33865 Anonymous
23rd January 2023
Monday 12:29 am
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>>33862

Sorry about that. I didn't think it'd actually work, I just found it funny to goad people who went "uurgh, a fattie" when I posted a photo of even a mildly chubby woman in /x/.
>> No. 33868 Anonymous
25th January 2023
Wednesday 12:19 pm
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I like pineapple, so it follows that I like pineapple juice. However, when I open a bottle of the stuff I can't help but feel the smell, if only for an instant, reminds me of an incredibly acrid piss smell. Maybe everyone thinks this, maybe I'm a nasal freak.
>> No. 33869 Anonymous
25th January 2023
Wednesday 7:26 pm
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Got a watermelon and strawberry flavour CBD vape. Tastes like shit, has no soothing effects, overall a waste of £10.
>> No. 33871 Anonymous
25th January 2023
Wednesday 7:57 pm
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>>33869
I'm very sceptical about CBD vapes. Never had a "good" one.
>> No. 33872 Anonymous
25th January 2023
Wednesday 9:41 pm
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>>33871
In the shop I overheard the shopkeeper talking to some women, saying it's best to not smoke weed for a week before using a CBD vape otherwise it's pointless. So with this knowledge, I assumed CBD would have a big effect. How wrong I was.
>> No. 33873 Anonymous
25th January 2023
Wednesday 9:44 pm
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>>33869
CBD proucts are mostly snake oil. Therapeutic amounts are usually in the hundreds of mg, the commonly available products are in the 10-20mg amounts. If it works for you, great, but don't expect any great effect from vapes that mostly sell on the "cannabis adjacent" market.
>> No. 33874 Anonymous
26th January 2023
Thursday 3:23 pm
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So the ongoing saga of buying my house carries on. The seller's solicitors fucked around for so long I had to get a new mortgage offer, even after a months extension. After doing everything within my power to get the new offer through as soon as possible, and then letting them know when I received the confirmation, the fucking cunt has turned around and said they're going to put the place back up for sale first thing in the morning if it's not all finished by the end of the day. Today. Mental. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely no fucking words.

I'm pretty sure they're just under the mistaken impression I'm taking them for a ride, and trying to play hardball. Either that or they've been deliberately trying to throw the sale the whole time, and finally accepted that I'm not going to back out. Fuck knows. Either way they're a fucking moron. They're only going to have the same issues with whatever poor fucked tries next.

I've half a mind to tell them to just go and fuck themselves for that. I don't fancy the prospect of living with my parents for yet another year before I find somewhere else, but fuck me. My blood is absolutely boiling.
>> No. 33875 Anonymous
27th January 2023
Friday 10:16 am
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You have to be careful, living in the UK, that you don't begin substituting words like "dodgy" for words like "malfunctioning". Very careful indeed...
>> No. 33876 Anonymous
27th January 2023
Friday 11:59 am
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Every fucking scrollwheel of every mouse I've ever owned jumps the wrong direction when I try to scroll down. None of the 'fixes' work.
>> No. 33877 Anonymous
27th January 2023
Friday 12:46 pm
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>>33876
Mine recently started doing that, but I've been using it for 4.5 years so maybe it's just knackered.
>> No. 33878 Anonymous
27th January 2023
Friday 10:50 pm
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>>33876

Assuming it's not a recent purchase, it might be worth taking it to bits and seeing if anything's tangled up in the spindle for the wheel. I dunno if these things still use an optical method of determining direction, but a little bit of fluff on the wheel or between the optical sensors is enough to confuse them.

Who remembers mouse balls, eh?! Dippin' 'em in isoproohhpyl alcohol nicked from yer gangan's shed, scrapin' the gunk off the rollers wiv yer nails,lobbin' the baall at yer lirrul bruvver! Nowadays yeh gotto put fishin' weights in thuurr ta get the feel right.
>> No. 33879 Anonymous
28th January 2023
Saturday 12:22 am
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>>33876
I use to have a really nice Logitech mouse with a dual action wheel. The wheel would act as normal with slight resistance 'clicks' as you scrolled, but when you pusshed it down it'd click into a secondary mode where it'd just run freely and very fast. Was super useful for scrolling large documents, zooming out of images, etc.
>> No. 33880 Anonymous
28th January 2023
Saturday 12:35 am
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>>33879

I've had several of those and the ratchet thing that holds it in place always eventually breaks, leaving you with free spinning only.

I've lamented it before but it's fucking annoying how Logitech legitimately make the best stuff, functionally, but their durability is complete shit. Right now I'm dealing with this fancy schmancy mechanical keyboard that I really like typing on, except it randomly gives me double keystrokes, and the blue part of the RGB LED died in one (and only one) key, which eternally and relentlessly gnaws at my inner autist.
>> No. 33881 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 2:41 am
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>>33880
It's always been a a little bit hit or miss, but when they hit (and then don't stop making the hit) it's amazing. I still use a K510 keyboard (and have a few spare) that's just a rubber dome thing, but if it ges manky I just stick it under the shower and it's good as new. I've dropped a Das and a Majestouch2 for this thing, unless I was in hardcore typing mode its Fine™ and, wobbly keys and all, good enough.

What killed my MX518 was not mechanical failure but the rubber parts becoming icky sticky bollocks. The G400 was not a replacement, it was a downgrade, and I've been sort of lost since ( I currently use an MM711 which performs well, but is darn uncomfortable for my claw grip).
>> No. 33882 Anonymous
29th January 2023
Sunday 12:19 pm
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>>33881

My current mouse is a G402, I got it because it was down to £20 on Amazon, and I'm not the type to replace something that's perfectly serviceable so I'm just going to put up with it, but the shape and position of the buttons is awful.

My favourite one remains the G300s but I gave up on them because I went through about four, and they all develop the double click issue within 12-18 months.
>> No. 33883 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 8:42 am
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Has anyone made a phone case that looks like a slice of pizza? Because that's what it looks like when you walk around blasting your whole conversation to everybody via speakerphone. Just fucking eat it.
>> No. 33884 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 9:38 am
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>>33883
When have you ever seen someone walking around holding a single slice of pizza and talking into it?
>> No. 33885 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 9:47 am
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>> No. 33886 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 10:18 am
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>>33884
No, he's right, it looks like they're moving a big slice of pizza into their gobs.
>> No. 33887 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 10:33 am
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>>33886

OM NOM NOM
>> No. 33888 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 12:38 pm
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>>33883

This is a weird one, because where the fuck did it actually come from? What possible benefit does it have over just talking on the phone properly? Is it literally just a fashionable trend people do because they think they look cool?
>> No. 33889 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 1:12 pm
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>>33888

Modern phones are sufficiently large and slippery that some people (particularly women) find it awkward and uncomfortable to actually use one like a phone.
>> No. 33890 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 1:19 pm
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>>33889

Then they should buy a phone that suits them, or does that make far too much sense? I think it's just dopey people who demonstrate this phenomenon. I imagine there's a large overlap with the sort of person who stands gormlessly in busy doorways and appears annoyed when you ask to get past them.
>> No. 33891 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 2:15 pm
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>>33890

They literally don't make them like that any more, or at least, the "real" phone companies don't. Go to Carphone Warheouse or wherever it is and just see if you can find a phone by a mainstream brand that's significantly under 6" tall and 3" wide.

You might get a cheap Chink one that fits small hands, but what normie wants one of those.
>> No. 33892 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 2:20 pm
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>>33891

So it really boils down to "want latest fing, can't be bovvered if it's too big, want latest fing anyway"
>> No. 33893 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 2:25 pm
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I use mine handsfree at home a lot. It's not as though they had to add special hardware for it, it's always on speaker when you're using it for a video link.
>> No. 33894 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 2:28 pm
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>>33892
To what extent do you use a phone as a phone? For many people, a phone is really a laptop. Why would you deliberately buy a tiny unusable laptop just so you don't look silly when you need to phone someone on it?
>> No. 33895 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 2:37 pm
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>>33892

You can't blame the consumer for a market that lacks credible alternatives, of a product that they essentially need to fit into modern society.

You might still be happy with your Motorola G from 10 years ago that doesn't run any present day apps, but that's cause you're a saddo shed goblin billy no mates with nobody to communicate with anyway.
>> No. 33896 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 3:28 pm
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>>33894

Precisely. About ten years ago, we used the term "phablet" to describe extra-large phones; we were still in the transitionary period of realising that the only meaningful difference between a phone and a tablet is whether it fits in your pocket. The young folk consider phone calls to be quite rude and I don't particularly blame them. Even for us codgers, the "phone" part of a phone is increasingly irrelevant.

Apple were the last hold-out in continuing to offer small phones, but they gave up due to poor sales. The number of people who say they want a small phone is far greater than the number of people who actually bought one when given the choice.
>> No. 33897 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 3:54 pm
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>>33896

I think that's a bit unfair, because I noticed most manufacturers adopted a trend where their "slim" or "compact" or whatever model was hobbled in terms of features and performance.

I doggedly kept buying the Xperia Compact models as long as they existed, because they were the only ones who didn't do that; until they eventually did it too, and the last one I had genuinely felt like a downgrade from the phone I had before. Now they don't even do it at all, so I'm stuck with a phone the size of a... Well, the size of a modern phone. To awkwardly big to use in one hand, but still too small to comfortably type on. Worst of both worlds.

Fucking hate it honestly.
>> No. 33898 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 5:28 pm
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>>33897

>I noticed most manufacturers adopted a trend where their "slim" or "compact" or whatever model was hobbled in terms of features and performance.

That's mostly an inevitable fact of making a small phone. Camera modules, headphone jacks and fingerprint sensors have a fixed size. Smaller phones necessarily have smaller batteries and less cooling capacity; going thicker only gains you a bit of extra battery capacity and might do nothing for cooling. Modern phones are absolutely rammed with stuff and if you make them smaller, something has to go.

The other factor is economies of scale - the cost of design and development is higher on a per-handset basis if you aren't selling a lot of a particular model. Apple could make it work for a bit, because they have a very limited range of options and sell squillions of phones. Android manufacturers have far tighter margins and far more competitive pressure.
>> No. 33899 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 6:09 pm
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>>33896
>Apple were the last hold-out in continuing to offer small phones, but they gave up due to poor sales.

I'm treasuring my iPhone 13 mini - gonna keep it until they launch another small one. I got my wife the Pro Max (because she has poor eyes and prefers the screen) but it's an absolutely monster.
>> No. 33900 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 7:19 pm
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>>33898

Not really. When you look at the motherboards on these devices they're tiny, you can easily make a handset with an overall smaller footprint. Like I said, that's exactly what they were doing on the Xperia up until about 2018-ish. What's gone up in size is the screen real estate people want, which in turn means you need a bigger battery to drive it for the same amount of time (and most still barely manage a day on a full charge) and the daft arrays of cameras. Honestly, I don't need five bastard cameras, one was just fine.

It's entirely a design issue, because the market is stuck in the current paradigm, it's run out of space to "perfect" existing designs, which are all functionally about as good as the concept of a touchscreen smartphone is going to get. Nobody has come up with a genuine innovation in the last decade, and this is what it's going to look like for the next ten if nobody does.
>> No. 33901 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 7:23 pm
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>>33895

Shut up and get that phone eaten, or you're not getting any dessert.
>> No. 33902 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 7:51 pm
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Spent four hours helping my dad (by which I mean, basically doing it myself) build a new telly stand thing. After it was all done and I got their ludicrously massive 70-odd inch telly on it, I was thanked with nothing but complaints because the thing at the bottom when you change from normal telly to the BT box didn't say the same thing it said before. Still worked fine, did the same thing as before, just for some reason didn't say Sky any more (which was wrong in the first place).

My parents are just relentlessly negative people and I sometimes want nothing to do with them, and it annoys me that I can't even complain about it because whenever I do people always either try and one-up me about how their parents beat them senseless, or give me that whole "Oh but they're your paaaareeents they gave everything to raise you! You can't be nasty about them!" kind of shit.
>> No. 33903 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 10:43 pm
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"Declaring my pronouns". I don't care in places where it's optional, let people be themselves and it makes no difference to me. But if it's a required field on a form, that's taking it a bit far. Why do you want to know about my genital situation and my preference about it? That is just weird.
>> No. 33904 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 10:47 pm
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>>33903

You don't even get the good old fashioned "prefer not to say" or even just "other"?
>> No. 33905 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 10:48 pm
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Is this some sort of elaborate joke or are you lot being serious when you keep banging on about pronouns, wokeness and shit like that? What you keep talking about on a regular basis does not reflect my daily life at all, so I feel alien to it.

It's either those topics or that lad who I think has recently come from Reddit and will pipe up once every week with "is life in this country going to keep getting shitter?" or something else glum.
>> No. 33906 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 10:50 pm
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>>33903

They actually only want to know your preference about it, which seems reasonable to me, woman.
>> No. 33907 Anonymous
1st February 2023
Wednesday 10:57 pm
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>>33905

I think it might be that Aussie lad from a bit ago, snuck back in through the back door wearing the internet equivalent of Groucho Marx glasses and hopes we won't notice.
>> No. 33908 Anonymous
2nd February 2023
Thursday 1:45 pm
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>>33903
Forms have had a Mr, Mrs, etc field since time immemorial; this is barely different. Fuck off back to Reddit/The Other Place/Twatter.
>> No. 33909 Anonymous
2nd February 2023
Thursday 2:15 pm
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>>33908

It's weird that most forms still have a box that basically asks "are you a married woman, a barren old spinster hag, or some sort of dyke fisherperson?".
>> No. 33910 Anonymous
3rd February 2023
Friday 5:47 pm
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Not being funny but what's the deal with supermarkets being packed on a weekday lunchtime.

Sometimes I'm working from home and need to pick up an essential like milk or I just feel like a bit of a walk at lunch but when I get there it's absolutely packed with OAPs, parents with young children and people who only use the cash checkouts. Is there perhaps some logic I'm missing with this because surely it would be a lot simpler for everyone to go around 10-11 or 2-3 if you're not at work? Why wouldn't you avoid it on the lunch hour as a courtesy for people who only have so long on their lunch break?
>> No. 33911 Anonymous
3rd February 2023
Friday 5:57 pm
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>>33910
You're right. You're not being funny.
>> No. 33912 Anonymous
3rd February 2023
Friday 6:25 pm
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>>33910
I'm not a huige fan but Windows has been, you know, Windows. I was a little perturbed when Win10 cheerefully announced that it could generate an advertiser ID so I could joyfully be marketed to better just like I can on a mobile device. But now they've made it clear they don't give a flying fuck about agency. I'm going back to OpenBSD, lack of features be damned, if I cannot fucking trust my OS vendor which I god damn fucking paid for then full on tech hippy time it is.

This message is brought to you by some piece of shit decision to add a weather forecast thing to my pristine taskbar.
>> No. 33913 Anonymous
3rd February 2023
Friday 6:28 pm
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>>33910
If you're "working" from home, just go whenever you feel like it, same as all the other layabouts.
>> No. 33914 Anonymous
3rd February 2023
Friday 6:50 pm
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>>33913
People like you don't understand the emotional labour of helping (over Google Meets) a person in their twenties set a default browser and being amazed that Microsoft uses the same password for multiple Microsoft websites.
>> No. 33915 Anonymous
3rd February 2023
Friday 6:52 pm
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>>33910

For about 20 years, my grandparents would go out every Saturday and then spend most of Sunday complaining about how busy everything is. I dunno whether they were so set in their ways that they couldn't imagine going for a day out on Tuesday, or if they just liked complaining.
>> No. 33916 Anonymous
3rd February 2023
Friday 8:43 pm
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>>33910

Everywhere is busy all the time these days, ladm8.

Morning rush hour in my city starts about 6 and ends about 11, afternoon rush hour starts about 2 and ends about 7. Supermarkets are rammed on Fridays and Saturdays, because that's when regular 9-5 workers shop, but they're also rammed at lunchtime on Monday because that's when work from home layabouts go and half 5 in the morning on Wednesday because that's when night shift workers go. Phoned my GP for an appointment and they told me they might be able to get me in by the next passing of Halley's Comet.

It's as though the population of the country has increased by about 10 million over the last couple of decades, with almost zero expansion of infrastructure to accommodate it.
>> No. 33917 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 2:32 pm
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My crappy work laptop has two fan modes; silent and taxiing for take-off.
>> No. 33918 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 3:49 pm
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Dogshit. The route from my house to the nearest Londis/town is marred by dozens of dogshits. I went to Londis today and someone had left a massive orange dogshit right outside the door, the man who worked in the shop spent 10 minutes trying to get rid of/cover up said dogshit before serving me. When I walked my parents' dogs growing up, I always picked up shit. People who leave dogshit lying about are subhuman scum.
>> No. 33919 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 4:07 pm
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>>33918
You sure it's not fox poo?
>> No. 33920 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 4:33 pm
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>>33919
Yeah it's not as bitter.
>> No. 33921 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 4:39 pm
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>>33919
It's all localised on the pavement and I see tons of people round here with big bully dogs that would do the big shits I see.
>> No. 33922 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 6:38 pm
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>>33917

Would taxiing to stand be louder or quieter?
>> No. 33923 Anonymous
6th February 2023
Monday 6:44 pm
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>>33922
Yes.
>> No. 33924 Anonymous
7th February 2023
Tuesday 9:31 pm
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>John Cleese is set to reboot his much-loved comedy series Fawlty Towers.

>The actor and writer will team up with daughter Camilla Cleese, with the pair both set to write and star. The new series will “explore how Cleese’s over-the-top, cynical and misanthropic Basil Fawlty navigates the modern world”, according to early information, with the plot focusing on his relationship with his daughter as they manage a boutique hotel together.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2023/feb/07/fawlty-towers-john-cleese-reboot
>> No. 33925 Anonymous
7th February 2023
Tuesday 11:12 pm
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>>33924

Why do I get the awful feeling there'll be an episode about pronouns.
>> No. 33926 Anonymous
7th February 2023
Tuesday 11:20 pm
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>>33925

He'll spend the whole episode in drag as some sort of elaborate ruse to win a spot in a magazine as the best female hosted hotel or something like that. It will have the potential to be quite clever as a reflection of how such a plot line would have been seen as purely light-hearted in the 70s but now assumes a lot of socio-political baggage; but instead he'll just screech at people for not calling him she-they.
>> No. 33927 Anonymous
8th February 2023
Wednesday 12:27 am
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>>33924
Whenever I watch Fawlty Towers I can't help but think about how, sure, it's funny, but wouldn't it be funnier if Basil was 83 and everyone else was a skeleton? I'm glad Cleese has, at last, wised up to this incontrovertible fact and isn't wasting any more time on projects that lazily and cheaply exploit his once colossal comedic reputation.
>> No. 33928 Anonymous
10th February 2023
Friday 7:09 am
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>>33925
>John Cleese snubs BBC over Fawlty Towers remake because the corporation is too 'woke' to handle the sitcom's near-the-knuckle gags

https://www.thedailyfuckingmail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11734211/John-Cleese-snubs-BBC-Fawlty-Towers-remake-woke-handle-gags.html
>> No. 33929 Anonymous
10th February 2023
Friday 9:42 am
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>>33928
I can't see this turning into anything other than a big steaming pile of shite.
>> No. 33930 Anonymous
10th February 2023
Friday 9:46 am
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>>33929
If you don't like it, it'll be because you're a pronouns.
>> No. 33931 Anonymous
10th February 2023
Friday 11:14 am
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It might not be shit. Victor Meldrew was proof that the concept of "old man is out of step with modern life" can be funny and well written. There's nothing to say that John Cleese can't do this with Basil Fawlty for the 2020s.

Who am I kidding? It'll be dreadful.
>> No. 33932 Anonymous
10th February 2023
Friday 1:18 pm
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>>33931
I don't think Victor Meldrew wrote One Foot in the Grave, however. The new Fawlty Towers could be fine if it wasn't being written by someone who seems to prioritise pwning the libs over actually being funny. A funny series where you get to use the words "policeman" and "fireman" again would be fantastic. But everyone expects any treatment of tiresome gender-neutral terminology to be hopelessly unfunny, especially when it comes from someone who seems to have picked it as his personal hill to die on.
>> No. 33933 Anonymous
10th February 2023
Friday 3:11 pm
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Right-wingers really want people to be upset about Sam Smith wearing a corset. I think the correct resolution to this is killing all of the right-wingers with blow darts.
>> No. 33934 Anonymous
10th February 2023
Friday 3:52 pm
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>>33933
Do you remember the time that corporation made up an entire backlash to sell their product (and cover up a workplace scandal)? Does anyone remember when they got all those black men in ladies underwear for that rap music video? It's not real. Nobody listens to Sam Smith.
>> No. 33935 Anonymous
10th February 2023
Friday 4:01 pm
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>>33934
Yeah, you're right. Nothing I've seen happening has actually happened, thanks, mate. By the way I don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about because you're speaking about these events in the vaguest possible terms.
>> No. 33936 Anonymous
12th February 2023
Sunday 3:06 pm
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>22:21 Guys
>22:21 I think I'm boring

>02:28 [Complaining about not having had sex in almost a decade]

>13:47 [Extended, blow-by-blow account of dream had last night set entirely in World of Warcraft]
m8.
>> No. 33937 Anonymous
12th February 2023
Sunday 4:50 pm
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>>33936
Is that you doing an impression of us? That's not very nice. We also have strong opinions on the Conservative Party and class reductionism.
>> No. 33938 Anonymous
12th February 2023
Sunday 5:07 pm
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>>33937
No, for the most part you're better than that.
>> No. 33939 Anonymous
12th February 2023
Sunday 9:43 pm
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I've only had my phone about six months and the fingerprint scanner has already stopped working. Knew I shouldn't have gone for a Samsung.
>> No. 33940 Anonymous
13th February 2023
Monday 10:04 am
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They should tiny books like they did for GIs in the Second World War, but for me so I can fit them in my coat pocket.
>> No. 33941 Anonymous
13th February 2023
Monday 10:23 am
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>>33940

The newest model of the Amazon Kindle is barely bigger than most phones.
>> No. 33942 Anonymous
13th February 2023
Monday 11:52 am
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>>33939
I've got a Motorola and mine was always wonky. I think fingerprint scanners might just be rubbish. I stopped trying with mine a couple of years ago, and it's harder to open my phone but it's much less infuriating when it doesn't work.
>> No. 33943 Anonymous
13th February 2023
Monday 12:33 pm
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>>33941
Right, but I was talking about books.
>> No. 33944 Anonymous
13th February 2023
Monday 12:36 pm
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>>33943

If you prefer to read your books in an obsolete format, that's your prerogative.
>> No. 33945 Anonymous
13th February 2023
Monday 12:51 pm
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>>33942
My phone before this was a Huawei and even though it's cracked and has an extremely shitty battery life the fingerprint scanner still works fine on it. I don't know if that's because the scanner on the Huawei is a circle on the back whereas on the Samsung it's a button on the side.
>> No. 33946 Anonymous
14th February 2023
Tuesday 4:02 am
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Security tags seem to have gone down the drain. Buy something in shop A but now shop B beeps an the whole house of cards comes crashing down: they don't use UUIDs. Bought a DVD with a tag in the spine (my bad, should have removed it I guess?), got it beeped in another shop

Do the gates after the self-checkout in Aldi even do anything? Staff happily carry stuff through them to remove constriction tags, and the exit gates beep for every NFC tag they see (tried it with a dummy one). What's the point?
>> No. 33947 Anonymous
14th February 2023
Tuesday 7:37 am
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>>33946
These aren't thoughts human beings have.
>> No. 33948 Anonymous
14th February 2023
Tuesday 8:00 am
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>>33946
I can tell you from when I've shoplifted in Lidl that their gates didn't use to do anything.
>> No. 33949 Anonymous
16th February 2023
Thursday 1:19 pm
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Sick of hearing about Nicola fucking Bulley.
>> No. 33950 Anonymous
16th February 2023
Thursday 1:25 pm
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Looking at American salaries, enviously.
>> No. 33951 Anonymous
16th February 2023
Thursday 1:49 pm
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>>33949
She was clearly abducted by one of those alien spy balloons we keep seeing now. When will people realise the truth?
>> No. 33952 Anonymous
16th February 2023
Thursday 3:51 pm
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>>33949
Fucks me off that the edgelords are trotting out "missing white woman syndrome" without acknowledging that the phenomenon is firmly based in class and not race. Nobody in the media's giving half a fuck about Theresa the toilet cleaner not showing up for work a few days on the trot.
>> No. 33953 Anonymous
16th February 2023
Thursday 3:55 pm
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>>33949
My girlfriend has speculated about it to me on a few occasions.

Why was the phone on the bench?
If she fell in the river why didn't the dog bark or try to save her?

Questions like that. I can't remember the rest because I've switched off. The biggest mystery since Jo Yeates' missing pizza. The police have had to release that she was an alchy because of all these bored women who've turned into armchair detectives and started hindering the operation, which has pissed those bored women off even more because it's akin to shut shaming. Or something.
>> No. 33954 Anonymous
16th February 2023
Thursday 4:45 pm
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>>33953
There are lots of bored men with hero complexes too, in fairness. That baldy diver's something else too. He's behaving as if his only life skill isn't being underwater, which is impressive, but qualifies you for little else.
>> No. 33955 Anonymous
16th February 2023
Thursday 4:52 pm
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>>33952

It's not based in race but it is based on gender. When's the last time you remember news coverage like this about a missing bloke, of any demographic?
>> No. 33956 Anonymous
16th February 2023
Thursday 5:54 pm
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>>33955

Who hasn't heard of D.B. Cooper?
>> No. 33958 Anonymous
19th February 2023
Sunday 7:24 am
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I've gone ahead with a phone update I've been putting off for ages and it's installed something called AppCloud, which keeps trying to automatically install shit apps like Candy Crush. I've disabled it for the time being but it's one of those apps you can't easily uninstall. Fucking Samsung. Never again.
>> No. 33968 Anonymous
21st February 2023
Tuesday 1:55 pm
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Wasted my lunchtime break arguing about Ukraine with one of you pair. Feel like a complete dick.
>> No. 33969 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 1:20 am
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Some genius thinks yelling "shut ya fuckin dogs up" from one end of the estate to the other is going to actually shut said dogs up, and not just encourage them to bark more in response to the maniac several streets over yelling at the top of his voice.

What is wrong with some people.
>> No. 33970 Anonymous
26th February 2023
Sunday 4:22 am
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I've just been woken up by my daughter climbing into bed with us, so now I'm wide awake and can't get back to sleep. So I've taken myself down to the office and I expect that I will get a couple of hours kip on the sofa in an hour so.
>> No. 33971 Anonymous
28th February 2023
Tuesday 2:48 pm
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No, I do not think that I will.
>> No. 33972 Anonymous
28th February 2023
Tuesday 3:05 pm
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>>33969
Well it's not actually directed at the dogs, is it?
>> No. 33974 Anonymous
28th February 2023
Tuesday 4:45 pm
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>>33971
I find internet search engines are so overwhelmed these days that I do have to put reddit in just to get the right answer. It's not my first instinct but increasingly it's like you need some sort of community filter just to deal with the nonsense because using more advanced search tricks isn't enough anymore. And don't even get me started on trying to find the right video on youtube's search. Or idiots on Quora. Utter bollocks.

It's especially annoying when there's a news story trending in a related topic. Back when Balloongate was in the news it reminded me of all those stories of people getting balloons turns up from across the planet but you couldn't get those stories anymore without getting into dates because of all the "news" sites competing for clicks.
>> No. 33975 Anonymous
1st March 2023
Wednesday 5:34 pm
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I understand if someone you meet in a bar claims they're not afraid of anything then it's justified to make fun of them with your mates. But if the conversation wasn't about fear in general, if the word you kept using was phobia, if near the start of the conversation the person you're making fun of for claiming to be fearless said hold on, you understand that phobias aren't fears, right? You know phobias are an abnormal fear response with a really specific set of symptoms? That it's normal to not have any phobias and that's not the same thing as not having fear? Then you continue to make fun of them, not for being a nerd but because you think they're claiming to not be afraid of anything, have you considered that you and your friend might be stupid?
>> No. 33976 Anonymous
1st March 2023
Wednesday 7:01 pm
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>>33975

Maybe fear and phobia are a continuum. You can have a passing fear that a lass will turn you down once you've finally worked up the courage to go talk to her. And then maybe at the other end of that, you can develop a deep seated fear of women, to the point that you'll display selective mutism towards them like Raj in the first few series of The Big Bang Theory.

I think I'd go with that. Fears are probably more situative and superficial, and phobias can come from a similar place but run much deeper.
>> No. 33977 Anonymous
1st March 2023
Wednesday 7:10 pm
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I've been stuck with using my phone as a hotspot for my only source of internet for the last fortnight, and it's really starting to piss me off. Why can't BT just activate me already, all they have to do is flick a switch surely.
>> No. 33978 Anonymous
1st March 2023
Wednesday 9:21 pm
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>>33977
Ring them. I switched from BT to Plusnet and they claimed that they didn't switch my service on because BT never told them they'd switched theirs off. Probably bollocks but remind them when the switchover day and it'll be working in no time.
>> No. 33979 Anonymous
1st March 2023
Wednesday 9:28 pm
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>>33978

Doesn't BT own plusnet? Outstanding.
>> No. 33980 Anonymous
2nd March 2023
Thursday 9:23 am
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>>33978

The thought had crossed my mind, but I'm sure they get a shitload of people ringing up going "can you turn my broadband on faster", and I assumed there must be some kind of reason they don't just activate it faster in the first place if it's possible to do so. Their website said tomorrow is the earliest I'll get.

Where's our local networking boffin to tell me what exactly they're doing on their end? Is there some complex procedure that makes sure the right internet goes down the right tube to make it to my house?
>> No. 33981 Anonymous
2nd March 2023
Thursday 9:33 am
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>>33980
Basically they have to send a guy out to complete the pipes minigame at your local street box to activate the connection.
>> No. 33982 Anonymous
2nd March 2023
Thursday 11:00 am
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>>33981

Can you go and do it yourself to steal internet like pikeys steal leccy?
>> No. 33983 Anonymous
2nd March 2023
Thursday 11:38 am
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What moron came up with such a stupid bloody word?
>> No. 33984 Anonymous
2nd March 2023
Thursday 12:26 pm
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>>33981

This. People tend to forget that the internet relies on physical infrastructure and is held together with millions of miles of wires and optical fibres. If you switch providers or upgrade to a faster service, it's likely that someone has to go and physically hook something up at one or more points between your front door and the local telephone exchange. It's outrageously complicated and it's borderline miraculous that you can access that level of infrastructure for £20 a month.


>> No. 33985 Anonymous
4th March 2023
Saturday 12:44 am
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My flat fucking stinks. The first time I used it with my washing I thought I'd left it in for too long so today was my attempt to get the stench out but now with a fresh batch hanging up I can honestly say it's aggressively smelly.

If I hung this out in a garden you'd soon know about it. I'm a bit worried about using the bedding now if I'm going to wake up with chemical burns.
>> No. 33986 Anonymous
4th March 2023
Saturday 12:44 am
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Well, my internet was supposed to be activated by midnight and it hasn't been. Haven't had a text or e-mail or anything, but the page where you track your order says it's been connected (lol).

Out of ten, how much of a ballache do you reckon I'm going to be in for when I have to ring up and whinge about it? And on a timescale between "tomorrow" and "never", do you reckon I'm actually going to get internet out of them?

Because with all the hassle I've had over the last several months, I have pretty much zero tolerance for fuckwit companies fucking me about with fuckwit call centre cunts and fuckwit bollocks cunt shite. Know what I mean. If they can't sort it pretty much immediately I reckon I'll be fucking them off and getting a cable line put in instead.
>> No. 33987 Anonymous
4th March 2023
Saturday 12:48 am
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>>33986
If you want to get a line-in you'll have to get a BT engineer over and you'd better hope he has a spot in 2-weeks at the start of your work day. I've been in your position before. It's BT, they're utter cunts and they have no incentive to change.
>> No. 33988 Anonymous
4th March 2023
Saturday 1:19 am
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>>33987

If I do go that route, who gives a fuck about BT. I've had it done with Virgin before and they're all over it because they actually want money. Not that I'll be giving them much, I'd switch providers as soon as the first year ends, but still.

I'm so pissed off though. I have next week off and I wanted to spend it fucking sat in my pants playing videogames. Now I'll just be tossing off to low bitrate porn on my phone again for another fortnight. Why does nothing ever just work in this fucking waste of space dysfunctional shithole of a country.
>> No. 33989 Anonymous
4th March 2023
Saturday 8:02 am
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>>33988 Fuck BT and fuck definitely-not-BT-Openreach into a deep hole,with their superfast fibre broadband. Elon may be a cunt sometimes, but I do like my Starlink.
>> No. 33992 Anonymous
5th March 2023
Sunday 7:46 am
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My internet is meant to switch over to Virgin tomorrow. They've since emailed to say they can't deliver the router until Wednesday so I don't get what the fuck they want me to so until then, especially working from home. I'm gonna have to call them. It also took almost two hours to register for my online account as the verification links they'd email across would have expired by the time I received them. Not a great first impression.
>> No. 33993 Anonymous
5th March 2023
Sunday 1:40 pm
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Well they ended up activating me in the end, after I phoned up about it, but the speeds are utter dogshit. They say it's never up to full speed in the first ten days but I don't anticipate it getting drastically faster if a steam download is presently chugging along at a cool 1mb/s, so you know. That's a good, what, 30 times slower than advertised? How do they get away with such bollocks honestly.
>> No. 33994 Anonymous
5th March 2023
Sunday 8:05 pm
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>>33993

Your provider should have given you a guaranteed minimum speed when you signed up. If the actual speed doesn't match that and they can't improve the connection, you have a right to cancel without penalties.

If you can't get a speed of at least 10Mbits/s, then in most circumstances you have the statutory right to have your line upgraded at no cost to you.

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/phones-telecoms-and-internet/advice-for-consumers/advice/broadband-speeds-code-practice

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/phones-telecoms-and-internet/advice-for-consumers/broadband-uso-need-to-know
>> No. 33995 Anonymous
6th March 2023
Monday 12:17 am
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Had to get a new Wikipedia dark mode add-on after finding out the only other add-on for Firefox the creator had made was called "Communist Loli".
>> No. 33996 Anonymous
6th March 2023
Monday 12:49 am
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>>33994

Is there any way to slow my connection down meaningfully and consistently without being detected by the (hopefully unmotivated) engineer that will eventually come out to look at it? Assume I am willing to spend more time and money than is reasonable.
>> No. 33997 Anonymous
6th March 2023
Monday 1:17 am
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>>33974
I thought I was being a bit schizo with this but I'm absolutely right.


Otherlad complaining about a reddit search domain is wrong - it's the mark of a fundamental change in something we weren't fully aware of. Aside from Reddit the internet has been engaged in a long-process of universe consolidation where different brands like twitter takeover parts of the internet, bind users to the brand and make information inaccessible without you joining the service. The Chinese internet is the perfect example of where this leads where the internet as we know it will no longer exist - it's all apps that provide every service you need with none of the privacy, where obscure forums for arse-pissing don't exist because the way people interact with information doesn't allow for it. This Chinese model (walls) conforms with how younger generations in the West seem to engage with the internet through platforms like TikTok and Instagram - you can literally use these services as a search engine and they'll give you it in video content which is what the kids want, with TikTok in particular having a terrifying level of accuracy in its suggestions to keep you on the platform (which Vine was lacking to make their service work).

The difference with the walls model is that we have Reddit which is (largely) open, allows google search crawlers to access and has yet to be taken over by search engine optimisation services. Hence why Google is suggesting that these days you just use Reddit because you're much more likely to actually find what you're looking for rather than relying on a system designed for the 00s internet. I'm an old man, the problem has been screaming at me for years while trying to find stuff going on in London using google.

We're doomed, the internet is changing from a system of text scrolling to multimedia interaction with Reddit being the absolutely rubbish part of the internet that holds out. Where even google is developing a new form of multimedia search engine. It's going to change entirely how we interact with information and my comfortable imagined retirement where I stave off loneliness and despair by basically using the internet forever being impossible because it's all going to be weird and scary for me.
>> No. 33998 Anonymous
6th March 2023
Monday 9:38 am
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>>33997
>I thought I was being a bit schizo with this but I'm absolutely right.

Twas ever thus. Did you think we were going to be reliant solely on text as our medium of information forever, lad? Gigabit fibre to the doorstep has been a thing now since before the pandemic in a lot of places. Cloud distribution for servers (CDNs and the like) has been around for much longer. How much we can squeeze into a bandwidth is no longer the defining factor of what we can see and do online.

The real scary shit is just how few players there are at the top of the food chain. The vast majority of services are operated by or run on Google or Amazon and the provider has the absolute final say for what is "appropriate" content on those systems. Decentralisation and a return to the ways of the early web are the only way this can be reversed but with such a monopoly on distribution and the corps having the money to get in bed with the government to shape policy in their favour, it's looking a bit bleak.

On the furthest end of the spectrum, Usenet -- which is still largely unmoderated -- is an absolute clusterfuck of schizoposting, shady links, decades-old non-consent porn, and solicitation of "alternative pharmaceutical" services. It's also largely dead, despite being entirely separate from the WWW and offering discussion and socialising based on granular topics instead of vaguely labelled content dumps (r/funnymemes and the like) and points-based clout.

A balance can be struck, I just don't know how we'll get to that point or whether we will.
>> No. 33999 Anonymous
6th March 2023
Monday 10:22 am
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>> No. 34000 Anonymous
6th March 2023
Monday 11:04 am
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>>33998

Is it possible to navigate Usenet while sticking to the non-shady and preferably non-dead sections?

I kind of miss the old internet. Facebook and Twitter have been an absolute blight. I hated the pretence of Myspace as a teenager, but that at least provided a niche hangout for alternative kids and bands.
>> No. 34001 Anonymous
6th March 2023
Monday 12:22 pm
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>>34000
>Is it possible to navigate Usenet while sticking to the non-shady and preferably non-dead sections?

It works like an RSS reader if you've ever used one. You don't really know what you're getting until you're subscribed to the group or requesting articles from the group.

There's also no central authority to tell you which newsgroups were updated most recently, at least not as far as I'm aware. It's very much about searching for what sort of group you want by keyword and going up the chain to see what the nature of it is, i.e. is it a classifieds group or for discussion?
>> No. 34002 Anonymous
6th March 2023
Monday 6:12 pm
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>>33998
>A balance can be struck, I just don't know how we'll get to that point or whether we will.
Wot about decentralised p2p internet?
>> No. 34003 Anonymous
6th March 2023
Monday 6:24 pm
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>>34000
What are your favourite Web 1.0 sites that are still inexplicably up? Mine include the dack.com bullshit generator, and deathclock.com.
>> No. 34004 Anonymous
6th March 2023
Monday 8:08 pm
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They sell lemon juice from concentrate but not concentrated lemon juice.
>> No. 34005 Anonymous
6th March 2023
Monday 8:26 pm
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>>34003

Someone updated zombo.com to HTML5 now that Flash is dead. I'm not sure that Gen Z would get the joke.

https://html5zombo.com/
>> No. 34008 Anonymous
7th March 2023
Tuesday 10:28 pm
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>>34003

Probably ilXor, a site which seems to create a strong disincentive to participate, forcing people to lurk indefinitely.
>> No. 34009 Anonymous
7th March 2023
Tuesday 10:53 pm
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>>34003

theshadowlands.net is a paranormal website full of pictures of spooky ghosts, UFOs and cryptids, which has been alive and kicking since about 1995. It's still unashamedly HTML 1.0, with all the cliches like animated icons and view counters, and it has an ever increasing list of memorials to the site owner's pets. I spent hours on it when I was a kid.
>> No. 34030 Anonymous
9th March 2023
Thursday 10:34 pm
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The greatest source, for me, of what I will pretentiously call black euphoria is reading the Steam comments left on patch notes and development blogs there. The cretinous utterances these barely human, entitled, dullards shape into crude sentences are like an opioid to me; never satisfactory, but irresistible all the same.
>> No. 34037 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 11:29 am
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I wanted to get some ID photos taken, but I've got a pimple right in the corner of my mouth that makes me look like I've got a medieval STI so I can't. Or won't.
>> No. 34040 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 8:18 pm
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It's weird how the sorts of people who spent decades raging against the horrors of nationalism and group-think now wave flags all over their twitter profile. I'm not trying to be edgy here and undermine whatever cause but it's odd how people make a given ideology a fundamental part of their profile. A uniform if you will.

The bar for obscure political participation has gotten too low. It used to be that if someone had a weird political ideology they'd be weird bookish nerds, the types who like their ales and debates, but now anyone can feel part of a tribe with a political compass test and a little flag to raise awareness. And I don't think having an EU or a Union flag on your profile says anything about whether I'd like you as a person. Other than you're probably a cunt.
>> No. 34041 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 4:08 pm
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>>34040
I really assumed you were referring to the Ukraine flag.
>> No. 34042 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 4:27 pm
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>>34040
Ironically some of the most jingoistic folks I've met have been left-leaning Germans. Never get them started about bread/toast because they will never shut the fuck up about it.
>> No. 34043 Anonymous
23rd March 2023
Thursday 11:38 am
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>> No. 34044 Anonymous
23rd March 2023
Thursday 12:06 pm
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>>34043
I've only just now realised how you're supposed to tell apart Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II.
>> No. 34045 Anonymous
23rd March 2023
Thursday 1:06 pm
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>>34043
"Valve can't count" is more demonstrable fact than meme now.
>> No. 34046 Anonymous
23rd March 2023
Thursday 5:54 pm
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I have a £5 off coupon for a £30 shop at Lidl. I'm not saying it's impossible but I'm trying to avoid a situation where the supermarket wins and I buy a load of stuff I don't need which is further complicated as I just did the shopping and have plenty of booze.

I have 6 days to solve this conundrum.
>> No. 34047 Anonymous
23rd March 2023
Thursday 6:07 pm
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>>34046

Stock up on basics - pasta, jars and tins, toiletries, bog roll etc. Given the state of the economy, it's better than putting your money in the bank.
>> No. 34048 Anonymous
23rd March 2023
Thursday 6:12 pm
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>>34046
Stock up on non-perishables. That said, the only unique selling point for Lidl is their choco shells.
>> No. 34049 Anonymous
23rd March 2023
Thursday 6:32 pm
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>>34048
The additional problem is I've got to load it all into a backpack and cloth bag to be walked with. They've really thought of everything.
>> No. 34050 Anonymous
23rd March 2023
Thursday 7:34 pm
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>>34049
Stock up on small electrical items from the middle aisles?
>> No. 34051 Anonymous
23rd March 2023
Thursday 8:04 pm
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>>34049
I was told recently I have a vitamin D deficiency, and whenever I tell anyone about this, they all say they've had the same news. I think everyone in the country has a vitamin D deficiency. I don't know about Lidl, but Aldi sells vitamin D pills to counteract this. They don't go off (for a long time), they're tiny, you almost definitely need them, and they're pretty expensive for their size. Get a couple of bottles of those.
>> No. 34052 Anonymous
23rd March 2023
Thursday 10:30 pm
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>>34051
Yeah I started taking this during the pandemic and haven't looked back. Not because I believed it stopped the shrinking penis flu but because we all stopped going outside and I found out that we all should be taking it but don't get told this because:

1. You can, in theory, get enough vitamin D through your diet and Big Catfish doesn't like competition.
2. It would be expensive for the government to have to pay for it.

Although obviously it's a waste if you're getting sunshine or you're having eggs that day. So it's not something I necessarily need.
>> No. 34053 Anonymous
24th March 2023
Friday 12:10 pm
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Do you think a cosmetic surgeon would be able and willing to make my left foot a centimetre or two larger? Righty fights perfectly in a size 8, but there's always some wiggle room on the left.
>> No. 34054 Anonymous
24th March 2023
Friday 12:18 pm
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>>34053

They could probably inject a load of filler, but I think it'd be cheaper and less traumatic to wear two socks on your left foot.
>> No. 34055 Anonymous
24th March 2023
Friday 1:33 pm
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>>34053
They'll do anything in Turkey for enough lira. You might die but it's a risk I'm willing to take.
>> No. 34056 Anonymous
31st March 2023
Friday 7:30 pm
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As I was walking home, a bird shat on me. It shat on me a lot. We're talking maybe a snowball's worth in total, all down my front. At first, I thought a local lout had thrown something at me, but there's no way any of the youths in that direction could have hit me at that distance and not been celebrating. Also, I was under a tree with a bird in it. I looked in the mirror when I got home, and some of it had even landed on my head. It was awful. I think birds should become extinct. Fuck birds.
>> No. 34057 Anonymous
31st March 2023
Friday 8:10 pm
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>>34056
Birds are dinosaurs and dinosaurs are extinct QED
>> No. 34058 Anonymous
31st March 2023
Friday 8:10 pm
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Facebook.
>> No. 34059 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 12:09 am
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I just want to stop shitting. I've lost count of my toilet trips today and my arsehole is like a gunshot wound.
>> No. 34060 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 12:16 am
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>>34059

You're really painting a picture.
>> No. 34061 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 12:59 am
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>>34059
Other than shooting it, I really don't understand what you could do to your arsehold to make it look like that. Good luck, regardless.
>> No. 34062 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 1:01 am
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>>34059
Did you eat lots of peanuts by any chance? The worst digestive misfortune I ever had came about when I ate a lot of peanuts. I was at university, and I think the deal was 3 x 500g packets for £5 or something like that, and I ate the full 1.5kg in two days. So not even in one sitting or anything. But it flipped a switch inside me and, being a shiftless student at the time, I didn't lose count and I know I went for a shit over 30 times the following day. And yet Nelson Mandela is the one with the statue.
>> No. 34063 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 6:29 am
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>>34062
I've eaten peanuts out of my arse once. Much less taste of shit than you'd expect.
>> No. 34064 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 8:04 am
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>>34063
Explain.
>> No. 34065 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 8:04 am
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>>34063
Explain.
>> No. 34066 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 10:20 am
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While we're on about bowel movements, I had a steak and ale pie yesterday and my shit this morning smelled just like it. It was extremely dark.
>> No. 34067 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 6:46 pm
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Where I live in what might be the most diverse and left-wing constituency in the country. Despite this, certain people feel it's only right to spray-paint 'anti-fascist area' and leave crude stickers everywhere. Along with the usual stuff about the vaccines and chemtrails.

Maybe I'm getting old but I really do hate people who impose on others like this. I wish Jezza would come out and say that picking up litter is anti-fascist instead.
>> No. 34068 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 7:38 pm
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>>34065
What is there to explain? I ate a large bag of peanuts one day and passed them into the toilet on the next. Found numerous undigested chunks on the toilet paper, decided it'd be interesting to re-eat them. For science, ofcourse.
>> No. 34069 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 7:49 pm
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>>34068
I think you should be killed.
>> No. 34070 Anonymous
1st April 2023
Saturday 8:33 pm
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>>34069
Why's that?
>> No. 34071 Anonymous
7th April 2023
Friday 1:11 am
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My gym appears to have decided that we don't need hot water. I don't want to sound like a big girl but I'm not talking about it being a little on the cool-side but absolutely freezing, a temperature I wish my kitchen tap would get to when I want a refreshing drink.

I can easily shower at home but my neighbours kid's bedroom is next to my bathroom and if it's early morning I don't want to be waking them up.
>> No. 34072 Anonymous
7th April 2023
Friday 6:35 am
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>>34067
>I really do hate people who impose on others like this
It's awful. We should just let the fascists be. It's not like anything bad ever came from appeasing them.
>> No. 34073 Anonymous
7th April 2023
Friday 3:55 pm
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I am going to obliterate the next journo who covers AI/maching learning as evil robots taking over Earth. I've lost about three inches of hairline with how fucking annoying I find it.
>> No. 34074 Anonymous
7th April 2023
Friday 7:41 pm
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>>34073

To be fair to the journos, a lot of machine learning researchers are shitting themselves too. Obviously the press are going to take the most sensationalist possible angle on any story, but a lot of the people in the "AI is going to kill us all" camp are very eminent in the field.
>> No. 34075 Anonymous
7th April 2023
Friday 8:31 pm
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Someone keeps putting their banana in the work fridge.

No this is not a euphemism.
>> No. 34076 Anonymous
7th April 2023
Friday 9:25 pm
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>>34067
Welcome to Hyde Park, Leeds.

Full of posho wanker Russell Group students that attend a uni that props itself up on the arms trade while they contribute to rampant landlordism and gentrification at the detriment of local working-class families.

Don't come here, meanie fascists!
>> No. 34077 Anonymous
7th April 2023
Friday 10:25 pm
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>>34076

I'm perpetually proud I went to Leeds Met instead.
>> No. 34078 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 8:07 pm
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Welsh speakers are insufferable.

Inspired by the abbos, they're trying to rename Snowdon and Snowdonia against the will of Welsh people at large. Selecting English on the official site now yields reams of absolute nonsense.
>> No. 34080 Anonymous
8th April 2023
Saturday 8:45 pm
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>>34078
It's their land, you silly sod.

Gonna go up to Caithness and tell them to sort their weird town names out, yeah? Achvarasdal? Nah, you're New Slough now and you'll bloody well like it.
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8th April 2023
Saturday 9:03 pm
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>>34075

No need to call your perennially single coworker the work fridge, lad. Maybe she just hasn't found the right lad.



I'll get my coat.
>> No. 34083 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 12:11 am
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>>34080
It's whose land? Not the majority of the people born there, but the minority who speak a dying language? Why's that then?

Caithness? I see from Wikipedia most of the village and hamlet names there have translations in Gaelic and Scots, so doesn't that mean they've been adjusted into English already?
>> No. 34084 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 8:18 am
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Fastest growing language in the UK mate https://www.itv.com/news/wales/2021-03-10/welsh-becomes-fastest-growing-language-in-uk-after-rise-in-number-of-learners-during-pandemic
>> No. 34085 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 9:07 am
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>>34084
Isn't that because it's starting from a very low base? A 44% increase in people learning Welsh isn't as impressive when you realise they've gone from 100 people to 144.
>> No. 34086 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 9:42 am
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>>34085
It's spoken more than any language brought by immigrants except Polish.
>> No. 34087 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 10:01 am
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>>34086
And I'm sure all these immigrants are clamouring to learn Welsh rather than English.
>> No. 34088 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 10:11 am
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>>34087
You can move the goalposts all day you just sound all the more bitter.
>> No. 34089 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 12:19 pm
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>>34084

That article is completely disingenuous. Lots of adults were swotting up on science and maths in 2020, but it wasn't for their own sake - it was because all the schools were shut and they were having to teach their own kids. The Welsh language is mandatory in all schools in Wales, so of course the language is growing rapidly.

If Welsh people want to spend a lot of time in schools teaching something that isn't particularly useful, that's their prerogative. The relative success of Welsh should be seen more as an indictment of language teaching in the rest of the UK. If we were serious about developing the "global Britain" that Brexiteers claim to want, we'd be teaching our kids a useful level of proficiency in Mandarin. In the modern economy, basic business Mandarin is practically a superpower.
>> No. 34090 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 2:45 pm
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>>34084
How many people that use Duolingo go on to reach fluency? Not many I'd reckon. Especially not people that were just bored during lockdown.

>>34088
Forgive me if I think the Census is a more reliable source than some advertorial for Duolingo.
>> No. 34091 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 2:47 pm
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>>34089
>The relative success of Welsh should be seen more as an indictment of language teaching in the rest of the UK.
That would wash if it wasn't English-centric dogma and the bleeding dry of the Welsh land to make them more dependent on Westminster that lead to its decline in the first place.

Next you'll be asking why the Scots want independence.
>> No. 34092 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 2:52 pm
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>>34091
>Next you'll be asking why the Scots want independence.
Nope. Because they don't, remember?
>> No. 34093 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 8:24 pm
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>>34074
More importantly, the people who are blatantly failing the Jurassic Park test are already getting far too much flattering and unchallenging exposure.
>> No. 34094 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 8:48 pm
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>>34091

>That would wash if it wasn't English-centric dogma and the bleeding dry of the Welsh land to make them more dependent on Westminster that lead to its decline in the first place.

There's a legitimate sense of historical grievance, but that doesn't mean that the revival of the Welsh language meaningfully serves the interests of the Welsh people. It's healthy to be proud of where you come from, but history clearly demonstrates that nothing good comes from putting national pride ahead of more practical concerns.

Imagine that they had always spoken English since time immemorial; would it make sense under those circumstances to invent a language for a country with a population of just over 3 million people? Would it make sense for that language to be a mandatory part of the school curriculum?

Welsh schools have worse outcomes than any of the other nations. Obviously I'm not arguing that it's because of the Welsh language, but there's an obvious opportunity cost to teaching it. The Welsh language is very beneficial to middle-class kids in Cardiff who end up getting cushy jobs in the civil service or at the BBC, but it does the square root of fuck-all to help poor kids in the valleys.

>Next you'll be asking why the Scots want independence.

It is fundamentally a left-leaning version of Brexit. It makes perfect sense in an imagined world where all of the benefits of remaining in the Union can be retained with none of the downsides - a scenario where Scotland gets to keep the pound but also gets to keep all of the North Sea oil revenues, where it rejoins the EU but has seamless trade with GB. In the real world, the SNP government doesn't make full use of the powers that it already has and can't make a clear case for how independence would actually deliver benefits for the people of Scotland, let alone how those benefits would outweigh the immense costs.
>> No. 34095 Anonymous
9th April 2023
Sunday 8:48 pm
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>> No. 34096 Anonymous
10th April 2023
Monday 6:18 pm
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"Innocent until proven guilty!" I'm not a court of law, you stupid fucking cunt. If I nicked your coffee from off your desk and drank it front of you, you'd know full well who was at fault.
>> No. 34102 Anonymous
12th April 2023
Wednesday 11:28 pm
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Thames Water can go suck a fat one.
I live in a block of flats where each floor has two flats named A and A1, B and B1, and so on. I live in B but for nearly two years now TW have tried to bill me for B1. My flat mate pays the water bill (we have the statements from TW to prove it). I'm on decent terms with B1 an they kindly forward those bills. They also have a TW account for their flat, or so they tell me, but that's almost irrelevant.

Since they are in my name I called them each time and tried to explain the situation, each time I was reassured that they "fixed the glitch", but the bills kept coming and by now they want a bit more than £1100 from me. So far so bad, but over the last month they've truly outdone themselves. Having called them for the umpteenth time and once again explained that I do not live in that flat, someone pays for the flat I do in fact live, and having submitted proof of address confirming that I do live in B not B1, they responded a few days later by sending out four letters, all postmarked the same day, where they:
- gave my housemate a final bill, crediting him the amount he paid since I apparently moved in next door.
- issued me another bill for next door for £1100
- issued my flat mate a bill for next door for £1100
- issued me "final" bill for £1.75

A few days later I get a "Welcome to your new account" letter. For flat B1. I'll line up the account numbers again and will call them again but long story short, does either of you two have experience dealing with CCW?
>> No. 34103 Anonymous
13th April 2023
Thursday 1:04 am
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In order to renew my passport I need to post my old passport over to them. Which seems odd to say the least but the annoying thing is of course that getting a big envelop and stamps from the post-office is a pain in the arse because they all work on standard office hours.

There's a similar problem I'm having when it comes to renewing my driving licence where the website can't find me from my previous address, probably because I've left it expired for awhile. So I need to call into the special number and spend my lunchbreak on hold in order to tell them I exist but that I've fallen through the cracks in the IT system. I doubt the person on the other end can do much. Maybe they will ask to see my passport just to send it all full-circle because now I'm down to my birth certificate.

Needless to say that at this point I'm glad we never bought in compulsory ID cards or I'd currently be whiling away my time in some B&B on the coastline while Home Office decides whether I've ever been a priestess of ISIS.

>>34102
I also know the bitter incompetence of Thames Water. You're going to have to threaten legal action to get someone competent to do it right. I know it sounds daft but if I didn't then I'd probably still have my direct debit being stopped every time I set one up.
>> No. 34104 Anonymous
13th April 2023
Thursday 12:43 pm
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>>34096
>"Innocent until proven guilty!"
My go-to response is "to what standard?" because I'm more than happy to go with "prima facie case".

OJ murdered his wife. Liz Truss killed the Queen. Greg in the upstairs front bedroom ate my bacon.
>> No. 34105 Anonymous
13th April 2023
Thursday 6:32 pm
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>>34103

I'm in the same pickle. Are you me posting during blackouts? The annoying thing is for me though, it let me renew my driving license, but it won't let me update the V5C for my car.

Wouldn't worry about the passport anyway, they're all on strike for five weeks. So if you're lucky you'll get it by November.
>> No. 34106 Anonymous
13th April 2023
Thursday 6:49 pm
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I hadn't taken a bus for ages until today. What struck me was why on Earth do they always sound and feel like a submarine going beyond crush depth? I suppose they're cheaply built, but even so we're probably taking years off the lives of the UK's OAPs just by slowly ratting them to death every time they do their shopping. Obviously I knew buses were shaky before today, but I'd never thought "why".
>> No. 34107 Anonymous
14th April 2023
Friday 4:17 am
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>>34103
I moved recently, and the online renewal system would not let me renew online without a photo or a passport number. I get why they'd do this for an expired photocard, but neither it nor my passport are anywhere near expiry. I'm literally just changing the address, it's not like I've got plastic surgery to hide from Suella or anything. Please don't deport me Suella, I'm white, also you're not Mistress Priti.
>> No. 34108 Anonymous
14th April 2023
Friday 2:19 pm
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Young people at work have now even started using the lowercase 'i' for internal communications.

I've moaned about this before but it's really gaining momentum among the professional classes so I suspect the 'I' will go the way of '&' in 10 years. Does this say something about the society we live in? First they took away 'You & I' as we became atomised cogs in a machine, now there is no 'I' as the individual and their agency becomes increasingly irrelevant.

Soon there won't even be an 'i' for all our sentences will stop being 'I decided to' and become 'they decided for me'. A shift from the liberal enlightenment mindset where the individual proudly announces their significance and free will to the now passive voice deference to outside factors - a people brutalised by an uncaring world around them where one's destiny is subject to the winds of fate.

>>34105
>Wouldn't worry about the passport anyway, they're all on strike for five weeks. So if you're lucky you'll get it by November.

Oh for fucks sake! I sent my old passport back in the post yesterday so I know that'll get lost now too with how utterly useless Royal Mail have gotten recently. And yes, updating my licence will require my passport.

I was looking to move up the career ladder but I have no ID for interviews and if I lose my wallet I don't have any ID to withdraw money at the branch. I think I'll have to note my card details and keep my credit card at home and hope there's not a fire or something similarly daft.
>> No. 34109 Anonymous
14th April 2023
Friday 5:27 pm
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I'm a fat fingered twat and pressed clear instead of delete on a duplicate post report from the author and now I can't find the post to delete it manually.

I'm defective, like an old dog that needs to be taken out the back and shot. Sprinkle my ashes into the big cup of tea, lads.
>> No. 34110 Anonymous
14th April 2023
Friday 5:34 pm
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>>34109
Looks like it's already gone.
>> No. 34111 Anonymous
14th April 2023
Friday 6:36 pm
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>>34108
>if I lose my wallet I don't have any ID to withdraw money at the branch. I think I'll have to note my card details and keep my credit card at home and hope there's not a fire or something similarly daft.

You can still withdraw cash at a Bank branch without Photo ID if you can provide your account details, reproduce your signature and recite your last couple of card transactions. Just log into your online banking account and swot up.

Source: lost my fuckin' wallet a few weeks ago, I don't drive, and my passport expired three years ago.
>> No. 34112 Anonymous
14th April 2023
Friday 8:05 pm
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>>34108
I think questions without question marks have outnumbered questions with question marks for a while now. This is my personal big red button that sets me off every single time. I'm just numb now. Numb to illiteracy. It'll happen to you too.
>> No. 34114 Anonymous
14th April 2023
Friday 8:14 pm
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>>34108
Jesus Christ, are you a woman? You certainly panic over nothing like one. You can provide a copy of your birth certificate and anything with your NINO on it to get a job. GRO will send you a copy of your birth certificate after one working day.
>> No. 34115 Anonymous
14th April 2023
Friday 8:17 pm
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>>34108
>You & I'
Not entirely sure where you think that's gone, but it annoys me when people use "you & I" when they should say "you & me". Undereducated fucks that don't understand the subject/object distinction trying to sound clever are the worst.
>> No. 34116 Anonymous
14th April 2023
Friday 8:19 pm
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>>34115
Reddit is an absolute nightmare for this. Ruddy Seppos.
>> No. 34117 Anonymous
14th April 2023
Friday 8:26 pm
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>>34115
Yourself is absolutely right about that one.
>> No. 34118 Anonymous
14th April 2023
Friday 8:51 pm
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People that drive SUVs in London.
>> No. 34119 Anonymous
14th April 2023
Friday 10:39 pm
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Fuck 60% keyboards.

By the way, does anyone want to buy a secondhand 60% keyboard?
>> No. 34120 Anonymous
14th April 2023
Friday 10:40 pm
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That animal looked more pissed off in the thumbnail. Fullsize he just looks daft. Apologies to those effected.
>> No. 34122 Anonymous
20th April 2023
Thursday 3:27 am
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I made the mistake of thinking "I've got a lot on tomorrow, so I'd better get an early night" about six hours ago. Guaranteed insomnia.
>> No. 34127 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 7:58 am
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Had a blood test yesterday, woke up this morning with a fucking massive bruise. I knew I should have said something when they asked if it was OK for the student nurse to have a go, but I'm pathetically English middle class.
>> No. 34128 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 12:41 am
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>>34119
In the same way that a mouse must have at least two buttons to be a real mouse, a keyboard without arrows and F-keys is not a real keyboard.
>> No. 34130 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 1:46 am
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>>34128
Since the invention of tabbed web browsers, mice must have no less than three buttons.
>> No. 34131 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 9:10 am
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>>34130
Fewer.
>> No. 34135 Anonymous
26th April 2023
Wednesday 2:35 pm
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The more I think about it, the more I think I've made a terrible mistake putting my duvet in the washing machine.
>> No. 34136 Anonymous
26th April 2023
Wednesday 3:10 pm
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>>34135

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bURKqSEUg8k
>> No. 34137 Anonymous
26th April 2023
Wednesday 3:59 pm
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>>34136
Don't compare me to Chris Moyles. The mods might be okay with wild anti-semetic nonsense, but I'll take them to court to get you banned if you do that ever again. Utterly unacceptable.

It's fine anyway, I thought it would be sodden and take three weeks to dry, but it's not so it shouldn't.
>> No. 34138 Anonymous
28th April 2023
Friday 10:10 pm
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You just can't trust bread, can you. Sometimes it's covered in blotches of nasty green mould the moment the clock strokes midnight on the expiry date, sometimes it's still going strong a week later. It'd just be nice to have a bit of fucking consistency.

How's an adult supposed to plan around it for a weeks worth of sarnies without either risking a mid-week let down and having to fork out for canteen food, or wasting half a bag at the end of the week (or at least, doing what I'm doing and eating four toasted bread buns for tea because you can't stand to waste them).
>> No. 34139 Anonymous
28th April 2023
Friday 10:42 pm
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>>34138
Freeze it. It'll need toasting but if it's sliced it takes surprisingly little to defrost it, be it on the grill or toaster. It lasts forever (at least a few months, long enough to use it up) that way.
>> No. 34140 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 4:11 am
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>>34139

Yeah, I keep sliced bread in the freezer for toast. But bread buns for sandwhiches, I don't like to freeze, it never comes out right.
>> No. 34141 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 1:46 pm
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>>34140
Agreed, buns/cobs need to be fresh. It's unfortunate that the local baker has completely died out.
>> No. 34142 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 8:15 pm
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Google's "People also ask".
>> No. 34143 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 10:20 pm
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>>34141
Defrosted buns always seem to be missing something. Defrosted sliced loaf is just fine though, as long as you defrost it properly. By which I mean remembering to leave it out overnight rather than trying in vain to get a couple of slices out of a loaf you took out about an hour ago to defrost.
>> No. 34144 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 10:29 pm
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>>34143
>Defrosted buns always seem to be missing something

Moisture? Maybe defrosted bread isn't a problem because our bread is a load of shite in the first place. We buy pre-packaged butties made with bread that's a day away from going stale, for fux sake.

On a similar note, frozen crumpets are actually okay, if for some reason you like them crunchy when toasted. Again, lack of moisture and that.
>> No. 34145 Anonymous
29th April 2023
Saturday 11:14 pm
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People always stand near me in public, wherever I am. I thought this was just probably something everybody experiences but my girlfriend has commented on how weird it is, and so have friends when I'm with them. They both explain it happens literally all the time with me and describe me as a bit of a magnet for it.

If I go to a bit of the supermarket, somebody will appear breathing down my shoulder. I stopped today to look at a flower in a place full of flowers, a man stopped with his girlfriend directly behind me, angling to look at the same very uninteresting flower. If I go to a cafe of restaurant that's empty, or in a place where there's few others, somebody will immediately come and sit right by me.

Is there a reason for this? Is it some sort of subtle social phenomenon where people like to be near others? I don't know but it's really fucking annoying.
>> No. 34146 Anonymous
30th April 2023
Sunday 5:21 pm
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>>34145
I don't have that, but whenever I am in a queue and people walking at a right-angle to the queue want to go through it, I am always the person they walk in front of. Always, without fail. I assume I just leave more space between myself and the person in front than anybody else in the queue does, so I subconsciously leave an opening. I don't know what similar subconscious signals you might be sending to cause your own issue, but I bet it's something similar.
>> No. 34147 Anonymous
30th April 2023
Sunday 7:50 pm
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One of my molars has just disintegrated. I didn't crack it on anything, the back half just fell off in pieces in my mouth. Fuck's sake.
>> No. 34148 Anonymous
1st May 2023
Monday 6:56 am
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The Rayban glasses I ordered will definitely be stronger and more durable than my last non-branded pair. I definitely didn't pay double for a logo.
>> No. 34149 Anonymous
1st May 2023
Monday 11:00 am
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>>34148

I've got bad news for you m8.

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/may/10/the-invisible-power-of-big-glasses-eyewear-industry-essilor-luxottica
>> No. 34150 Anonymous
1st May 2023
Monday 2:16 pm
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"The value of my house [which is currently twice what I paid for it] might go down" is not a valid reason to object to development.
>> No. 34151 Anonymous
1st May 2023
Monday 2:25 pm
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I have things I need to do on a couple of days later this week, so I'm having to do work today. Unfortunately, Virgin seem to be defying their name by going down repeatedly like your mum so now I've got to go out somewhere and presumably spend money on food and drink to use someone else's wifi. I would just try and steal from the neighbours but most of the street is HMOs and converted flats so they're almost certainly on Virgin too.
>> No. 34152 Anonymous
1st May 2023
Monday 8:46 pm
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>>34149
Yeah, I read that at the time. The problem is it's complete crap shoot as to how good a pair are, so I punted for something more expensive in a vain hope.

Also I'm pretty sure the repair job I did on the recently retired pair are why my eye is twitching. I super glued the nose pad back on a month ago, and I think glue has leeched into my face and eye and will probably give me mega cancer or just leave me a twitching freak forever.
>> No. 34153 Anonymous
1st May 2023
Monday 8:59 pm
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>>34152

It's fine, super glue (cyanoacrylate) is non-toxic. The skin glue they use instead of stitches is just a sterile grade of cyanoacrylate. Some people are allergic to uncured cyanoacrylate, but it's hypoallergenic once it has hardened.

You've probably just got mild eye strain from your old glasses being a bit misaligned.
>> No. 34154 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 12:13 am
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>>34153
Well, I suppose that's good news about the superglue. However, your theory breaks down from there. I've only worn these glasses today, having had to glued together pair on since late March and the twitch started about a week ago. Something's going on...
>> No. 34155 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 5:35 am
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>>34154
Give them a rinse in warm water, make sure all of the glue has done its thing. (Water sets superglue's reaction off).
Are you sure it's not just mechanical, something pressing in a slightly new position?
Anyway, nose pads are for the weak. I get battered around the face by the horses so often that I've just given up. The bridge bit on these frameless glasses has been impressively robust.
>> No. 34156 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 9:20 am
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>>34155

Nose pads are for people who don't spend their time annoying horses from the wrong end, apparently.
>> No. 34157 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 9:37 am
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MAKE IT STOP
>> No. 34158 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 1:55 pm
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>>34155
No, look, you pair of bastards mansplain things to all the sodding time and I'm a man too so it shouldn't even be possible. The tiny plastic nose pad was glued onto the exact location it had come away from. I suppose there is a chance that a nose pad with no flexibility was causing the twitching, but a few milimetres? Only time will tell if it will stop or if I have Parkinsons.

>>34156
In fairness the right end of a horse can be equally dangerous, as their neck mucles are able to overpower basically any human being not engineered in a lab from the age of 13 to become a SPARTAN-II super soldier.
>> No. 34159 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 3:36 pm
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>>34157

I'm very sorry that the algorithm is showing you loads of plus-size lingerie, even though you don't want to buy plus-size lingerie. It must be very frustrating to see lots of adverts for tights, stockings, chemises, babydolls, corsets and bustiers for plus-size women. I hope that the algorithm doesn't see this post and think that you want to buy lingerie in a range of sizes from 14 to 30 and L to 6XL.
>> No. 34160 Anonymous
3rd May 2023
Wednesday 10:03 pm
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I'm bald enough that I need to wear a hat to stop my bald patch from getting sunburned, but hats make me look like a cunt. I'm not quite bald enough or brave enough to just shave it all off and use sunscreen.
>> No. 34161 Anonymous
4th May 2023
Thursday 9:44 am
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The amount of times I've said "he hates these cans, stay away from the cans!" on voice chat in games while being shot at and gotten nothing back is a tragic indictment of a society on it's last legs after four decades of neoliberal debasement, mismanagement and humilation.
>> No. 34162 Anonymous
4th May 2023
Thursday 9:58 am
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>>34161
That film was rated R which means you'd have to have been at least 17 in 1979 when it came out. How many people in their early 60s do you meet in gaming lobbies?
>> No. 34163 Anonymous
4th May 2023
Thursday 10:17 am
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>>34162
Alright, alright, two things. One, obviously, I was being silly when I said all that stuff about neoliberal decline being to blame. It was not a serious explaination for why no one likes my references to The Jerk. Secondly, the nice thing about films is that they're recorded, often on film, so you don't have to see them as and when they're made. 'cause I've seen one from 1897 or thereabouts and I'm not, sadly, a lich, so a film's release date isn't the sole defining factor in whether or not you will have seen it.
>> No. 34164 Anonymous
4th May 2023
Thursday 10:24 am
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>>34163
Nobody watches Steve Martin films these days.
>> No. 34165 Anonymous
4th May 2023
Thursday 10:27 am
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>>34163
The only reason I have any idea that film exists is because the nerdy little boys in Freaks & Geeks get bullied for watching it.
>> No. 34166 Anonymous
4th May 2023
Thursday 10:42 am
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>>34164
>>34165
Christ, I'd get better chat out of a self-service till.
>> No. 34167 Anonymous
4th May 2023
Thursday 10:46 am
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>>34166
Is that another Steve Martin line?
>> No. 34168 Anonymous
4th May 2023
Thursday 11:41 am
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>>34167
Yeah.
>> No. 34169 Anonymous
5th May 2023
Friday 9:44 pm
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I know a lot of UK subs on Reddit are overzealous with their 'no politics' rules but I got moderated for saying that Liz Truss' mini-budget caused the pound to tank. That's just a simple statement outlining what actually happened.
>> No. 34170 Anonymous
5th May 2023
Friday 11:37 pm
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Legally, ethically, I'm not allowed to say it myself, but the American phrase "jerk off" really is a sucinct and precise little thing that I've a considerable deal of admiration for.
>> No. 34171 Anonymous
5th May 2023
Friday 11:56 pm
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>>34170

What's wrong with wank?
>> No. 34172 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 1:55 am
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>>34170
Testify. I fucking hate it too.
>> No. 34173 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 10:19 am
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Don't tell me it's going to be eleven o'clock if you're just pulling that number out of thin air, you absolute cretin.

File this /101/ under texts I want to send but can't because "basical social decency".

>>34171
Nothing at all.
>> No. 34174 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 4:57 pm
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Two people fight over who is my land lord. Some legal about who owns what. Should be fun for me, stuck in the middle. I'm probably going to learn a whole lot about property law just to keep pying someone and not move. Yay me!
>> No. 34175 Anonymous
6th May 2023
Saturday 5:11 pm
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>>34174
When it's all over, remember to tip your landlord. 38 degrees ought to do the trick.
>> No. 34176 Anonymous
7th May 2023
Sunday 6:51 pm
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That bit in every single fantasy game where you have to fight in The Arena. It's like every game dev ever saw Gladiator and decided "Yes, running backwards in circles around this featureless empty space is an epic battle just like that. Everyone will love doing that repeatedly while being cheered on by this poorly animated loop of a crowd". Thanks guys that's really great for the playability and immersion of any character build whatsoever except hand-to-hand.
>> No. 34177 Anonymous
7th May 2023
Sunday 7:18 pm
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>>34176
Not just fantasy, Cyberpunk 2077 and WatchDogs Legion both have questlines that involve taking part in various bare knuckle boxing events. Cyberpunk's can be trivialised by spending loads of money on robot arms, and WatchDog's is easy to cheese with the dodge/counter mechanic.
>> No. 34178 Anonymous
7th May 2023
Sunday 8:14 pm
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>>34176
"For this match we've got some fresh meat, two brand new Pit Dogs! So let's not waste any time! Let the battle... begin!"
>> No. 34179 Anonymous
7th May 2023
Sunday 8:24 pm
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>>34177
Even Mafia II puts you in an unavoidable series of bare-knuckle boxing matches in prison. It doesn't even use the controls/rules of the rest of the game, it's a mini-game they've stuck in there.
>> No. 34180 Anonymous
8th May 2023
Monday 8:47 am
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>>34178

I'll stand by Oblivion forever for the level of shambolic charm that game had. It came along at a point in my life where I desperately needed a bit of escapism. I could load up that game and wander around a forest to that beautiful score right now and enjoy it.

That said, considering the arena was in heart of the largest city in the continent, it was more than a bit disappointing to see that there were about two dozen spectators watching me fight for my life. It didn't really invoke Roman deathmatches as much as YouTube bumfights. Compare to the artwork depicting the same place...
>> No. 34181 Anonymous
8th May 2023
Monday 12:52 pm
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I liked the ones in Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay.

>>34180
When your game has to run on a system with 256MB of RAM accomdations must be made, sadly.
>> No. 34182 Anonymous
8th May 2023
Monday 2:38 pm
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>>34176

Horizon Forbidden West's arena mode might be the most pointless and tedious gaming experience I've ever had. First of all, melee is useless in this game against all but the weakest human enemies (who can be easily dispatched with an arrow to the head anyway) and worst of all, the arena demands that you learn a bunch of needlessly contrived combos in a tutorial section that all demand millisecond levels of timing to pull off, and if you even slightly mistime them it forces you to try them again, without giving you any input as to what you did wrong. I platinumed the first game but there's no way I'm going to spend hours slogging through this bollocks.
>> No. 34183 Anonymous
8th May 2023
Monday 9:08 pm
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Fucking mosquitos are at it again. Can't even enjoy the sound of rain through an open window without letting the bastards in.
>> No. 34184 Anonymous
9th May 2023
Tuesday 12:10 am
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>>34183
Get some magnetic fly screens. They only need to use magic tape to stick around the outside.

I'm not going back to the situation over summer of 2020 when the mosquitos were raging during a heatwave and I was locked in my tiny flat. The choice slowly consuming me like a tropical nightmare of dying of heat exhaustion or malaria. You can't make me go back.
>> No. 34185 Anonymous
9th May 2023
Tuesday 8:25 am
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>>34181
I haven't played Oblivion but surely there would have been a way around it. Two dozen fully modelled spectators and then an animated texture behind them to give the illusion of hundreds more. Developers used to have ingenuity.
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9th May 2023
Tuesday 4:10 pm
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Possibly. But 2D sprites aren't something I remember seeing in the Gamebryo engine and if you start sacrificing graphics elsewhere to get a better Arena experience, you maybe don't get pic related. It might not look stellar now, you realise at some point the Imperial City is more the size of something that ruins a marriage on Grand Designs and most people probably walk their dogs further than those hills, but in 2006 this floored me. It still looks great from a design perspective.

If you want something properly underwhelming, try the civil war quests from Skyrim. Again though, that poor game still had to run on that piece of shit PS3.
>> No. 34187 Anonymous
9th May 2023
Tuesday 4:48 pm
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>>34186
I found an article where they'd worked out the number of people who die in the arena for you to complete it (given you kill X people to get to the next level where they must have killed an equal number to reach that same level) is somewhere around 20,000 which is about thirty-three times more than the number of named NPCs in the game itself.
>> No. 34188 Anonymous
9th May 2023
Tuesday 6:08 pm
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>>34186

BameGyro is a fucking ghetto engine though when you get into it, it just so happens that Bethesda have made it into the ideal toolkit for making the kind of games they make over the years.

I believe their issues with draw distance and NPC counts and such primarily lie in the cell system it uses-Even outdoors, every area is divided into small chunks, and essentially it only loads the directly adjacent chunks into memory (which when you consider the way Bethesda games work with all the lootable containers and every body and NPC having it's own unique instances of those objects and so on, makes sense), and each chunk can only hold so much stuff before the engine shits the bed. Even after 15 years of modders tinkering with Oblivion, it's still not a trivial obstacle, and requires a lot of fucking around to achieve better results.

Even so I'll always defend Bethesda with the fact that clearly if it was easy to pull off, they wouldn't be literally the only developer making this style of game. Open world games are ten a penny now, but none of them ever have the commitment to the concept Bethesda's do. Others always rely on set dressing, you know, where most of the world is static decorative cruft; whereas in Bethesda's games, every object is "real". A chest is always an actual chest, a weapon is always an actual weapon, right down to the plates and cutlery.
>> No. 34189 Anonymous
10th May 2023
Wednesday 1:21 pm
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£15 for a farmhouse burger and they didn't even place the plate on the table.
>> No. 34190 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 11:43 am
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Useless Royal Mail fuckong cunts. I hope they fucking die.
>> No. 34191 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 12:21 pm
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Oh, yeah, and I think it's ace how half the websites from 2013 are already offline. This is a great thing and I'm happy nothing fucking works.
>> No. 34192 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 12:37 pm
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I'm thinking about cancelling Amazon Prime. £79 a year already wasn't cheap, but it's going to be £95 for me as of next month, and I'm not sure it's worth it to me anymore at that price.
>> No. 34193 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 1:13 pm
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>>34192
They've never taken me off student membership, so it's only £4.49 a month for me. I don't think I'd pay full price for it.
>> No. 34194 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 1:41 pm
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>>34192
I've never understood the benefit of this. My order always end up over £25 for free shipping and usually arrives 1-3 days unless its coming from China. It gets perhaps worse with Prime as I'm then tied into a particular outlet which is often not the cheapest and certainly the food option is nowhere near competitive to Lidl.

Even if I wasn't getting free shipping, it's not going to cost more than otherlads 4.49 if I get shipping once a month.
>> No. 34195 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 2:13 pm
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>>34194

It's a convenience fee/laziness tax. You can order whatever you want, whenever you want, in the knowledge that as long as it's Prime eligible, it'll be shipped next day for free. I can order trivial little bits - a charger cable, a bottle of shower gel, a packet of fuses - without having to think about shipping costs. It's not particularly good value, but it is nice to have.
>> No. 34196 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 2:28 pm
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>>34194
Apparently I've had 90 packages delivered over the past twelve months and watched around 400 films or episodes of TV shows, which will be almost entirely The Office (American version) and Parks & Recreation.

Prime student also gets me 10% off some clothing and 10% off Amazon Fresh, although I've never used the latter. Prime also gives you one year of free Deliveroo Plus, free delivery in other words, but I only bothered with that for the £10/£15 off my first order code.
>> No. 34197 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 2:53 pm
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>>34196
>Apparently I've had 90 packages delivered over the past twelve months and watched around 400 films or episodes of TV shows, which will be almost entirely The Office (American version)
Dispatches from Hell.
>> No. 34198 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 3:48 pm
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>>34197
Barring the episodes with Will Ferrell and Catherine Tate, the American version is pretty good.
>> No. 34199 Anonymous
13th May 2023
Saturday 7:20 pm
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>>34198
I firmly believe that Robert California, the last boss from after everyone had given up on The American Office, is one of the greatest sitcom characters of all time.


>> No. 34200 Anonymous
16th May 2023
Tuesday 12:38 am
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I think the football manager cliche I'm most dismissive of is "for the first x minutes we were playing well, then they put several dozen goals past us".
>> No. 34201 Anonymous
16th May 2023
Tuesday 12:49 am
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>>34200


>> No. 34202 Anonymous
16th May 2023
Tuesday 1:32 am
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>>34201

Comedy aside, if the pay for that kind of job is decent enough, watching an empty pool all night doesn't seem like such a bad idea. It doesn't get much quieter than that. I'd be having vending machine coffee and sweets all night.

But the people working night security that I've known were really a bit down on their luck. One was made redundant at his day job at 61, while a 30something woman was doing it in addition to her job at a bank because her ex husband had fucked back off to his native Turkey and left her with loads of debt from a co-signed business loan.
>> No. 34203 Anonymous
16th May 2023
Tuesday 8:53 am
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>>34202
It's quiet but I bet it does a number on your mental health being awake all night and asleep all day.
>> No. 34204 Anonymous
16th May 2023
Tuesday 12:59 pm
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>>34203

As someone who does shifts in manufacturing, I can confirm. Having your sleep cycle disrupted is one thing, but you also start to feel very disconnected from the normal rhythms of everyday life. It doesn't bother me too much because I'm an oddball loner to begin with, but it really fucks with people who have families. It used to be mostly Eastern Europeans and sad cases on the night shift, but since Brexit and the cost of living crisis a lot of "normal" people are being tempted over by the extra pay.

One of the blokes I work with says it was easier when he worked on the oil rigs. If you come back home after working away you're welcomed back with excited hugs, but if you're on nights you just become a stranger in your own home. It's one thing to miss out on family life because you're in the middle of the north sea, but it's quite another to miss out because you're asleep in your own bed.
>> No. 34205 Anonymous
16th May 2023
Tuesday 4:26 pm
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>>34204

A friend of a friend is a saturation diver, also often employed by the oil industry, and he's said about the same.

Except one problem is that when you work above water on an oil rig, you can theoretically go home on short notice if something happens like a death in the family or your child is gravely ill. Another friend worked just off the Aberdeen coast on rigs as an engineer for a few years, and he was able to go home for his dad's funeral within a day.

Decompression time after a saturation dive can be up to a week, so it can happen that you miss deaths and funerals or can't be there when a loved one gets a devastating medical diagnosis. So you have to plan around that.

To compensate for all that and the inherent danger on that kind of job, sat divers are often paid very highly. They work anywhere from 150 to 200 days a year, and if you're hired by one of the big oil or natural gas companies or a company that works for them, you can easily earn upwards of £150K.
>> No. 34206 Anonymous
16th May 2023
Tuesday 5:07 pm
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I used to do nights and honestly I've never been happier, but as a relatively young and childless man there wasn't much of that pressure around making time for "family". I lived with my girlfriend at the time, and we sometimes felt like ships passing in the night, even the time we spent together it was odd because my morning was her evening, but frankly I still think the way the shifts suited me was more of an overall boost to my happiness than the downsides. Getting paid essentially double rate to do the same piss easy job as usual just felt like a complete no brainer. Never in my life have I had as much disposable income for so little effort.

I sometimes think I'd be happier if I just embraced the lonely weirdo within me and totally disconnected from all my social or relationship obligations. Stay up all night doing weird nerd stuff like working on mod projects for obscure videogames. Have my only mates be other nerds I've never met on some discord channel.

Why do I keep on going through the motions when it only increasingly feels like a hassle and an obligation? Would I really miss having sex all that much? I've had plenty already. Would I really miss having mates? We never see each other nowadays as it is. What's the point of it all?

>>34205

Takes balls of steel that job. I've watched a lot of videos about when it all goes tits up.
>> No. 34207 Anonymous
16th May 2023
Tuesday 5:13 pm
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When your friends let you know they disapprove of your risky bad taste joke you posted in your whatsapp group not by telling you, but by not posting anything in over a day. Just say something even if it's negative. Don't leave me hanging like that.
>> No. 34208 Anonymous
16th May 2023
Tuesday 5:25 pm
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>>34207
You've got to lean in, make yourself the joke, absorb the energy like a hero jumping on a hand grenade.

Knowing you pair though it probably wasn't very funny anyway.
>> No. 34209 Anonymous
16th May 2023
Tuesday 6:07 pm
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>>34207
What you really have to do, at the very least, is tell us what it was.
>> No. 34210 Anonymous
16th May 2023
Tuesday 6:27 pm
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>>34209

It was something similar to the "Make something up" joke by Ricky Gervais.
>> No. 34211 Anonymous
16th May 2023
Tuesday 9:10 pm
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>>34210
It's the bystander effect; everyone is waiting for someone else to say something first: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect

Perhaps you should tell all your friends about it, then mention the rape and murder of Kitty Genovese, and then talk about how things would be different if you had been there because you'd be wanking over that too.
>> No. 34212 Anonymous
16th May 2023
Tuesday 10:35 pm
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>>34211
>> No. 34213 Anonymous
18th May 2023
Thursday 3:18 pm
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Letting agent just turned up on Saturday, though nobody was there to let them in. We told them they needed to give notice of when they were coming. They said "ok, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday 9.30-6pm". They've sent us a message shortly before 3pm today saying "I'll be round at 4pm".

Piss well and truly taken.
>> No. 34214 Anonymous
18th May 2023
Thursday 3:49 pm
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>>34213
Pretty sure that's not allowed and you can ignore them or tell them to fuck off.
>> No. 34215 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 2:27 pm
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I was asked by my neighbour when I'll do the sensible thing and get an electric lawnmower instead of the old petrol one I've got here.

I know the planet is dying and everything, but it's not like my humble old Briggs & Stratton lawnmower will single handedly bring about the apocalypse. Mind your own fucking business.

I guess what really annoys me about him is that he's such a bigoted cunt with many things like that. Fine, let's save the environment, I'm on board, but don't look down on people who don't eat, shit and breathe their carbon footprint.
>> No. 34216 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 2:31 pm
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>>34215
He's probably right, you pair are knobheads.
>> No. 34217 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 2:34 pm
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>>34215

The problem is that many different ideas have become a bit conflated. If they're just annoyed about the smell of petrol fumes or other hyperlocal concerns, then it's a legitimate point to raise. If they're concerned about climate change, however, their priorities are in entirely the wrong place.

If I remember correctly, the entire idea of a carbon footprint was pushed by petrol companies in order to individualise responsibility for the environment and pass blame onto the consumer, rather than recognising the inherently destructive role they play.

It's absolutely crystal clear that individual actions mostly fall into the category of "nice to do", but collective and systemic change is absolutely fucking critical.
>> No. 34218 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 3:26 pm
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>>34217

>If I remember correctly, the entire idea of a carbon footprint was pushed by petrol companies in order to individualise responsibility for the environment and pass blame onto the consumer

Probably a bit like the food industry pretending to educate people about dietary choices, when it's really them who make people fat with all the hidden fats and sugars in their processed foods.

Also though, this petrol lawnmower is 40 years old and has never given us any trouble. It just keeps going. I guess they really don't make them like that anymore, but it probably has less of an impact on the global environment to have a petrol mower that you get out three to four times a season for half an hour for 40 years than if you have to buy a new electic lawnmower every ten years and bin the old one which will end up as toxic and difficult to recycle e-waste in an African rubbish dump.

What I mean is, sustainability can mean different things. Sometimes, just keeping old things for longer is already pretty green.
>> No. 34219 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 3:38 pm
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>>34218

Embedded carbon is the term. Ask him what the carbon costs of recycling your old mower is, added to the embedded carbon cost of a new one. Failing that, just tell him you saw a report about the condition of child labour working in lithium mines used for batteries.
>> No. 34220 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 7:46 pm
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>>34219

To be fair, they're already working on replacements for lithium. Sodium ion batteries share similar properties and sodium itself has many similarities to lithium. They don't yet have the energy density of lithium ion batteries, but one critical advantage would be that sodium ion batteries don't explode.

Of course the most important advantage would be that sodium is one of the most abundant elements in the Earth's crust, and can easily be extracted from seawater and even rock salt. It's a resource that would be cheaply available in many countries and with very little impact on the local environment.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQE56ksVBB4
>> No. 34221 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 9:12 pm
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>>34220

I don't see how that helps with the neighbour problem.
>> No. 34222 Anonymous
19th May 2023
Friday 9:15 pm
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>>34218
>a petrol mower that you get out for half an hour
Christ mate how big is your fucking garden?
>> No. 34223 Anonymous
20th May 2023
Saturday 1:00 pm
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>>34222

The garden is roughly 400 square metres, but it has trees and beds and the grass part is fragmented so that it's about 250. You can't just neatly mow it in rows. It takes time, and from start to finish it's usually around 30 minutes.

Not including five minutes that I allow for the mower to warm up in idle. Although it still runs great after 40 years, I've found that the engine tends to stall if you move the lever to full throttle and/or begin mowing right after you've started it. Maybe there's something slightly wrong with the carburettor, but I don't have the technical skill to tinker with that, and I'm reluctant to have a shop work on it.
>> No. 34224 Anonymous
21st May 2023
Sunday 9:30 pm
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I very much enjoy the Socially Distant Sports Bar podcast, but sometimes Elis James mentions the fact that his wife is Isy Suttie and it throws me into a mix of deep sorrow and jealous rage.
>> No. 34225 Anonymous
21st May 2023
Sunday 10:10 pm
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Petrol lawnmowers make a bloody racket though, don't they? If I was Anon's neighbour I'd probably be moaning at him over that rather than any environmental concern. I bet he's the kind of cunt who has the whole street up mowing his lawn at 8am on a Sunday when you're trying to have a hungover lay-in too.
>> No. 34226 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 1:33 am
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I think it should be illegal for my friend to automatically log into Steam and see me playing computer games in the middle of the night when he's only turning his laptop on to watch TV shows in bed with his girlfriend.
>> No. 34227 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 9:09 am
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>>34225

I'm not sure what noise emission standards were 40 years ago, but it's not that bad. It does say "super silent" on the side of it, but that probably meant something different in the early 80s. If it meant anything at all and wasn't just product marketing. I'd say it's a little bit louder than your standard moped in idle. Give or take.

And no, I don't mow my lawn at 8am, not on a Sunday or otherwise. I can't be arsed to get up weekends at 8am unless it's a life or death emergency.
>> No. 34228 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 2:51 pm
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>>34223
My ride-on mower's fucked, so I had to use the pushalong, which is a beast. Ransomes 24, with a replacement engine that I suspect runs too fast, so I have to trot along behind it while it tries to eat things. If you don't keep up, it tilts back and doesn't cut, and it really doesn't like long grass. Cornering takes all the effort I can muster. Had my fitbit-ish on - heart rate climbed to 140 for an hour, and I can't move my legs today.
Replacement bearings are coming for the ride-on today. Fuck doing that again. Really should sell the death-mower to someone with a cricket pitch, I'm sure it's fine for that, even has a little tow-along seat. It's just shit for a bumpy garden with trees and stuff.
/101/- I've been beaten by a lawnmower. Sucks.
>> No. 34229 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 3:25 pm
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>>34227
Speaking of loud motors, I just learned this country now has noise cameras to detect and prosecute people with illegally loud exhausts.
>> No. 34230 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 3:49 pm
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>>34229
I know it's probably another symptom of this country's ever developing Anglo-Saxon brand of fascism, but I think so little of people with car loudeners that it's hard for me to care.
>> No. 34231 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 4:08 pm
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>>34229

You should climb up on it and fart into the microphone as a matter of principle. See what they'll fine you for that.
>> No. 34232 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 4:22 pm
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>>34226
I've absolutely turned off this bloody feature and also used to turn my internet off when I played Darkest Hour to stop it logging any more time spent playing. Are you trying to tell me that people can still see my activity? I play some pornographic computer games on steam so that's very concerning.

>>34229
>>34230
I would be entirely in favour of catching annoying arseholes on our roads and destroying their vehicles as punishment.

It's also not uniquely Anglo-Saxon, the German's have Ruhezeit where on Sundays and after 10pm it is legally prohibited to do hoovering, noisy garden work or hammering. Like our Sunday trading laws but with 70% less fun allowed. And then there's the Swiss where fun can only be purchased in limited amounts from the state circus monopoly, a small clown ornament with a bell is available where the user is permitted to imagine it's joyous ringing.

>>34227
Speaking of which I hope you told your neighbour to piss off. He's absolutely going to start pushing what else he can ask of you otherwise, like an ant colony that finds your discarded pizza boxes and develops a taste for the real thing.
>> No. 34233 Anonymous
22nd May 2023
Monday 4:35 pm
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>>34232

The Germans really have it down. I stayed at a city centre hotel in Hanover once, it was during the week and Hanover looked to be an otherwise busy city, but after about 10pm, it almost felt like you were in a little countryside village.

They're really on the ball with the whole noise thing, they've got entire dedicated police units patrolling the streets at night looking for people with loud exhausts.
>> No. 34234 Anonymous
23rd May 2023
Tuesday 1:00 pm
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Joanna Angel has fucked her face up with fillers and now she looks like a goth Catherine Ryan. One of you are probably into that sort of thing.
>> No. 34235 Anonymous
23rd May 2023
Tuesday 10:15 pm
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>>34233

I can attest to this, and the Sunday trading laws are simply great. There are few vehicles on the road, so you can quite amply wander about and enjoy what the local area has in terms of scenery/landmarks without getting lungsful of emissions. Just make sure to get your shopping done before then.

I don't quite know what >>34232 was driving at, pun unavoidable, but just having a day of peace and fucking quiet does wonders. You have to bear in mind that using Germany as an example implies that you must use the standard 8-4 working principle, rather than the supposed 9-5 we should have in the UK. Stopping noise is really helpful to allow those who work shifts to regulate their own lives, and not be at the mercy of whoever happens to not be working that day and wants to blast music.

I walked past a peaceful, mostly-industrial, part of the city I live in the other day, and was actually a bit annoyed I heard someone blasting 90s dance that was shaking windows, considering that everybody who lives down said street are there as they're practically almshouses and generally aged 60+, the council have housed cunts there too. What a shame. People should've been able to have the windows open fully without someone else's, I'm sure they'll tell you great, choice of music being forced upon them.
>> No. 34236 Anonymous
23rd May 2023
Tuesday 10:37 pm
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>>34234

Best not to follow up on hardcore porn stars after their prime. It rarely ends well. They often turn into an even trashier version of Tara Reid.
>> No. 34237 Anonymous
24th May 2023
Wednesday 4:09 pm
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Bunch of morons claiming a photo from 1902 can't be real because there's an iPad in it. It's a chalkboard. Fuck's sake.
>> No. 34238 Anonymous
25th May 2023
Thursday 1:36 pm
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I need to order a fitted gigbag that's only available from a German supplier. It costs £80 plus a tenner delivery, but there's free delivery on orders over £149. I've completely tied myself in knots about whether I can justify buying some other gubbins to bring the order total to £150, or whether I'm kidding myself and I should just pay the delivery charge. I feel like I'm getting mugged off either way.
>> No. 34239 Anonymous
25th May 2023
Thursday 6:53 pm
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>>34237

HOW CAN THERE BE PHOTOS FROM THAT LONG AGO? SMARTPHONES WEREN'T EVEN INVENTED UNTIL 2006.
>> No. 34240 Anonymous
28th May 2023
Sunday 9:53 pm
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I made the mistake of buying KitKats again, even though I already knew they've been shit since they stopped using foil packaging for "recycled and recyclable" plastic.

Companies using environment as a cover to cut costs and deliver a worse product, especially when it's Nestle of all companies. That's what I'd like to put in Room 101 Paul. Pull the fucking lever.
>> No. 34241 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 2:08 am
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>>34239

It's fascinating when you come across videos on youtube that were uploaded about 13-15 years ago or more. Most people were still using standalone digital cameras to record them, often not expensive ones, and usually in low-res 4:3 aspect ratio with washed out colours and mediocre sound. About 2010-13 was the real watershed where most people began filming with good quality HD phone cameras or increasingly affordable professional equipment.
>> No. 34242 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 5:40 am
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>>34241

IMO the most unfamiliar thing about old amateur footage is how awkward people are. Everyone's used to being on camera these days, but camcorders used to be a real novelty.


>> No. 34243 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 11:33 am
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>>34242

It was also because camcorders were so bulky that you couldn't just shlep them around all the time. Even later Video 8 or VHS-C camcorders that took full advantage of the reduced form factor still weren't something you would just casually bring to a club. It took effort to set up, you more than likely kept it in a carrying case with a shoulder strap, and there was little spontaneity.

The first generation of affordable video-capable cameras that you could put in your shirt pocket appeared around 2004-05. I had a Sony CyberShot DSC-P200 that I often took to the club or a party, and you saw other people doing the same.

It was still early days, it recorded 640x480 in MPEG VX which often looked blocky on sudden movements, and something like 64 kHz 8-bit mono. I had a look at some of the videos I took with it a while ago, and while it's definitely a different world compared to today, I have to say for its time it looked pretty decent. At least compared to cameras like the one on my Nokia N73, which came out two years later and was really disappointing. I guess the technology just wasn't there yet, at least not so you could put decent hardware into a feature phone like the N73.
>> No. 34244 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 12:05 pm
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>>34242

I hate how old the 90s looks now. In my memory it wasn't all that different to now, but every time I see footage of it I am reminded just how much has changed.

I still can't picture the distinct look of the 00s/10s in the same way, though. Obviously we're probably just not far enough away from them yet, but I don't think the post-internet age has quite such a distinct "look" to it, because people and fashion etc are exposed to so much of a broader influence, but also everything seems to have become quite homogenised at the same time.

There's no 00s/10s equivalent of those 90s trackie anoraks everyone wore. I still remember the one I had as a kid, that distinct feeling the fabric had. What would it be? Ponchos? Remember when ponchos were in for a bit? No?
>> No. 34245 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 12:19 pm
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>>34244
Don't set cloakfag off again, there's a good chap.
>> No. 34246 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 12:49 pm
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>>34244

>I still can't picture the distinct look of the 00s/10s in the same way

As you said, we're not far enough removed from them yet.

There was a similar debate about the 90s at the beginning of the 00s. Everybody was increasingly in agreement that the 80s had a distinct look and feel that was unique to that decade. And that was probably true, looking back now. They're now as sharply defined in our collective memory as the 70s, 60s and 50s. But because cultural trends and phaenomena don't start and end the moment a numerical decade ends, they sort of all fade into each other as time goes on. To think of them as decade dependent is a bit of a construct which maybe helps compartmentalise cultural history, but it's a flawed concept. Especially when you consider that there was a lot of nostalgia in the 80s and 90s for previous decades. In the mid-80s, you had a very pronounced 50s revival, with 50s clothes, fashion and music suddenly being en vogue again. It was the era of 50s themed Levi's commercials and Wayfarer sunglasses. Few people probably remember that now, but really as the 80s went on, they were a rehash of the 50s. Everybody thinks that people in the 80s wore neon windbreakers and neon short shorts every day, and some did, but the 80s were far more diverse than that.

The same is true for the 90s. There was a widespread revival of the 70s and 60s, which in some ways culminated in the Austin Powers movies and Men In Black. The latter's style of retrofuturism and 60s and 70s cultural references was very striking.
>> No. 34247 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 2:15 pm
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>>34244
I have observed this myself in the past that the 2000s didn't have any fashion style of its own, and I was aggressively corrected with a picture of Pete Wentz, the emo-looking guy out of Fall Out Boy. As far as I'm concerned, you could walk around looking like that today and nobody would notice, but clearly there is at least one person, somewhere out there, who disagrees.
>> No. 34248 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 2:22 pm
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Check shirts from Superdry. Black t-shirts with red ties.
>> No. 34249 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 2:41 pm
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>>34248
I think ska probably pre-dates the '00s by a little.
>> No. 34250 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 4:49 pm
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>>34247

The early 00s were very much a continuation of the late 90s in terms of fashion - bold, brash and not very tasteful. Things started to change mid-decade, when the fast fashion boom really took off and shortened the distance between London Fashion Week and the provincial high street. I think the watershed moment was in 2007, when Kate Moss launched a range at Topshop.

That permanently changed the way that ordinary people dressed, because the turnover of new designs was so much faster. In the mid-90s, a high-street retailer might plan their range a year or two in advance, but by the mid-00s they'd be launching new designs as quickly as they could get them off the boat from Bangladesh. Changes in popular fashion became evolutionary and incremental, with lots of little changes over time rather than one style suddenly falling out of fashion to be replaced with the new style. That trend was of course accelerated by the internet and the more democratic and instantaneous way in which fashion trends could be communicated.

Until quite recently, foreigners looked recognisably different; you could easily pick a French exchange student out of a crowd of British kids, because they'd be wearing completely different styles and brands. French celebrities dressed differently, French magazines showcased different designers, French shops stocked different things. Today, practically every high street in the developed world has a branch of H&M or Zara, everyone is following the same pool of influencers on Instagram.

We don't see distinctive fashion trends emerge for basically the same reason that we don't see new subcultures in pop music - everything is jumbled together, everything co-evolves and we don't have the little pockets of cultural isolation that create distinctiveness. We don't see a seismic change in popular culture when a blockbuster film comes out or when a new band become superstars, because we're all picking and choosing from a much wider range of cultural influences that aren't anchored in any particular place or time.
>> No. 34251 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 7:14 pm
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As informative and thought as provoking some of the posts here are, I have to wonder if they're actually personal thoughts or just concensus hshed together from Reddit (I know some of you frequent that site).

The constant 'on one hand, on the other', nonpartisan content is boring to engage with. Where're the lads talking shit for the sake of it, in knowledge it's water under the bridge?

Y'all cunts.
>> No. 34252 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 7:56 pm
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>>34251
Many of us are old enough to remember that people in the early 2000s did not actually wear rainbow afro wigs and rolls of kitchen towel, so I did not think to suggest that we did. I never post on Reddit. Anything I say here came either from earlier posts that were already made here, or 4chan.
>> No. 34253 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 10:17 pm
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>>34250

>We don't see a seismic change in popular culture when a blockbuster film comes out or when a new band become superstars

Case in point again, the 90s, where every other teenage girl suddenly dyed her hair red and had two bleached streaks on either side of her face to emulate Geri Halliwell. Or the way people adopted the retrofuturist chic of The Matrix and Men In Black. Although it came out in 1999, The Matrix influenced popular culture and fashion all the way into the early 2000s, at least until the two painfully mediocre sequels deservedly bombed.

There are still cultural phenomena today, like the Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones series or certain bands, but they just don't seem to define an entire era anymore like they used to in the 90s and earlier. Because everything is more fragmented and niched.
>> No. 34254 Anonymous
29th May 2023
Monday 10:35 pm
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Everything is more homogeneous and also more fragmented and niche.
>> No. 34255 Anonymous
30th May 2023
Tuesday 12:59 pm
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>>34254
Everything is made more globohomo by (((them))) for easier manipulation of the populace via media narratives.


...or so I've been told.
>> No. 34256 Anonymous
30th May 2023
Tuesday 3:14 pm
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>>34255
I will always fight for subtlety and nuance, and I will nitpick any generalisation I come across, but there has never, ever in the history of the Internet, ever been a worthwhile post which contained the word "globohomo". Ever. Pepe the Frog has exceptions, and even just online fascists in general can occasionally make the odd interesting point, but not one of those good points has ever appeared alongside the word "globohomo". It's like a secret code for shitposts.
>> No. 34257 Anonymous
30th May 2023
Tuesday 4:05 pm
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Onestream broadband. Not even once.

After charging my credit card without asking me, I cancelled my contract during the cooling-off period. They told me my internet would cease within 48 hours, and two weeks later it's still online. They then charged me £80 from my bank account for reasons unknown, and when you can actually get through to them their customer service tend to be pretty condescending.

I asked them for confirmation in writing and still haven't received it. I have a feeling they are going to pretend I didn't cancel and try and charge me £500 or some shit for terminating the contract.
>> No. 34258 Anonymous
30th May 2023
Tuesday 5:50 pm
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>>34256

"Globohomo" just sounds like a late-night programme on Channel 4 from the 90s. Rhona Cameron meeting a load of drag queens in Argentina or something.
>> No. 34259 Anonymous
30th May 2023
Tuesday 6:29 pm
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>>34257
I use them and they're a very small company; I hope I didn't recommend them to you in a fit of ignorance. They charged me for a month of some antivirus software I never used, but then I cancelled it and they have been fine since. I haven't even had to phone their sales department and speak to that guy who uses every single one of the salesman verbal tics that I cannot abide ("In regards to yourself, yourself can pay for this solution in regards to the account. Would yourself like to action the solution on the system now in regards to completing this?")
>> No. 34260 Anonymous
1st June 2023
Thursday 1:42 am
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>>34259
They've consistently not done what they said they'd do, their emails, when they can be arsed to send them, have spelling mistakes, they simply aren't contactable by email -- you get an automated reply telling you to phone them up, with a system that repeats the same 20 second loop over and over for them to treat you like shit when you finally do get an answer. It also appears they've been review doctoring.

Gone with A&A now; more expensive but the Proper Nerd's ISP.
>> No. 34261 Anonymous
2nd June 2023
Friday 12:11 am
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Because I don't have a water meter, the water company just sent me a massive bill for the whole year and told me to pay £50 a month. I do this. Nevertheless, on random days throughout the year, I get text messages from United Utilities telling me I've "missed a payment" even though I absolutely have not. In fact, I have just paid up till August now. But they're going to claim I've fallen behind on my payments anyway, and I will probably post here again when that happens. Fucking lying water company scum.
>> No. 34262 Anonymous
2nd June 2023
Friday 12:13 am
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>>34261
I feel your pain, but I have just been sent a four grand electricity bill.
>> No. 34263 Anonymous
2nd June 2023
Friday 11:35 am
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>>34260
FWIW, I am currently on VM Business in a house share, and I'm giving serious thought to paying for A&A's over-the-top service just so I can have a proper IP address to be sure of being able to access things at home remotely and to access things people think I shouldn't be allowed to access.
>> No. 34264 Anonymous
3rd June 2023
Saturday 8:45 pm
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Coworkers counting down the days to their summer holiday. You've fucking told me a dozen times already that you'll be in Crete at the end of this month. What is your point in telling me every other day that it's getting closer. I'm happy for you that you get to go, but now gradually fuck off and tell somebody else, not me.
>> No. 34267 Anonymous
8th June 2023
Thursday 1:44 pm
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Why should the train to Birmingham cost twice as much as the train to Liverpool or Manchester when it's practically the same travel time? Stupid railways.
>> No. 34268 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 1:08 am
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In the world of hippie YouTube videos, Wim Hof's videos where you hyperventilate then hold your breath for ages are a great laugh. It's no wonder there are so many copycats. But I don't like how every copycat video decides its unique selling point should be that you just hold your breath for much longer. I am not going to hold my breath for four minutes, you freaks. At the absolute limit, I can sometimes do two minutes. Making a special video that is an hour long and goes up to seven minutes is quite simply not going to be watched by me, ever. It's not like I actually get superpowers from this shit anyway.
>> No. 34269 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 4:24 pm
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>>34268
He has a series on iPlayer now if you didn't know.
>> No. 34270 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 5:48 pm
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Gone up on lithium dose, shit timing because the heat makes me sweat more, which dehydrates me, which increases chance of lithium related side effects. Currently shitting liquid every two hours, general sickness feelings, and I can't quench my thirst no matter how much I drink.
>> No. 34271 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 10:24 pm
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It's not summer without some dickhead having an alarm persistently ringing so you can't have your windows open. I walked around to try and politely stop the noise but got nowhere outside of a rough location, I now have to hope the police can now locate the perpetrators and give them a hefty fine.

Looking forward to hearing the hedge trimmers and angle grinders. I'm sure the local motorcyclists will also be out in force to bless us with their heavenly vrrmm vrrmmmm noise.
>> No. 34272 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 10:57 pm
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>>34270

I'm on Mirtazapine and it often leaves me drowsy during the day. Which isn't ideal when there's sweltering heat.

Still better than the crippling depression I had without it.
>> No. 34273 Anonymous
13th June 2023
Tuesday 10:29 am
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Ooh, I'm the DWP! A year ago I TOTALLY overpaid you and now you owe me nearly £400! I'm a complete moron, I hand out money like a faulty cash machine then make it everyone else's problem! Then I drop two calls while you're trying to repay me! Get wrecked, idiot!

I'm not even especially pissed off about my own debt. But I know two other people who this has happened to besides myself, and one of them was only unemployed for a few weeks and ended up owing over a thousand quid. This mightn't sound like a big deal, but I only know about four people, so it's actually half the population who are getting mugged off. Maybe I'm wrong, but I learnt my maths at the DWP so who the Hell knows?
>> No. 34277 Anonymous
13th June 2023
Tuesday 3:54 pm
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I got moisturiser all over my black shorts so obviously it looks like I've been milked by a succubus and I've had to change.
>> No. 34278 Anonymous
13th June 2023
Tuesday 4:04 pm
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>>34277

Just tell people you had an angry wank.
>> No. 34281 Anonymous
15th June 2023
Thursday 7:52 pm
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Youtube has just had an update and now middle clicking on the video thumbnail on no longer opens that video in a new tab.

Thanks you cunts.
>> No. 34286 Anonymous
16th June 2023
Friday 3:35 pm
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Apparently it's too mentally challenging for my neighbours to put their rubbish inside the bin and not let bits of if fall to the ground beside it. Which are then carried into my garden by the wind. I've seen anything from cough drop wrappers to bits of feminine hygiene packaging caught in the undergrowth of my trees and hedges.
>> No. 34287 Anonymous
16th June 2023
Friday 4:05 pm
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>>34281
Part of me thinks that must be an oversight, but YouTube's longstanding habit of randomly taking away useful features is profoundly shit and widely known. As of earlier this year, I think, you can't sort a channel's videos from oldest to newest. I've spent some time trying to figure out why, but my only conclusion is that Big PC Mouse is working with Alphabet to wear down people's scroll wheels faster. It makes as much sense as anything else.

The internet becoming slightly more crap is something I keep keep coming back to more generally lately. I'm not the only one, but the cretinous push for "Web 3.0", the coverage highlighting all the problems that come with that and finding out a website I've visited for almost a decade is run by a single chap in his mid-70s with serious eye problems (not this one), have brought it all into focus.

I would like to pontificate further, but I'm not particularly intelligent and I need to feed the dogs, so I won't.
>> No. 34288 Anonymous
16th June 2023
Friday 4:14 pm
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>>34287
>you can't sort a channel's videos from oldest to newest.
You can still search the channel name and sort by upload date, however. I know this isn't exactly what you want but you know, be helpful and all that.
>> No. 34289 Anonymous
16th June 2023
Friday 5:27 pm
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I wish that online retailers were required to state which delivery companies they use before you order. UPS just pretend to deliver to my house, then deliver to a corner shop that isn't particularly near my house.
>> No. 34290 Anonymous
16th June 2023
Friday 6:33 pm
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>>34287
>a single chap in his mid-70s with serious eye problems (not this one)

Well how else would you explain this?
>> No. 34291 Anonymous
17th June 2023
Saturday 10:27 pm
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I don't understand why my Xbox headset has RGB lighting on the ear cups. I get RGB lighting on a mouse or a keyboard. Unnecessary but at least I see it. I definitely don't see the exterior of my headset's earcups while using it. I can set it to pulsate different colours but it seems a waste of resources and technology.
>> No. 34292 Anonymous
17th June 2023
Saturday 10:47 pm
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>>34291

>I don't understand why my Xbox headset has RGB lighting on the ear cups.

Streamers.
>> No. 34293 Anonymous
17th June 2023
Saturday 10:58 pm
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>>34292
And selling point. I recently built up a new PC for myself and finding components without suyperfluos LEDs on them is becoming a right chore. No, I don't want a LED comb on my RAM, no I don't want to colour coordinate my CPU cooler with my god damn motherboard. And 'kin 'ell, no, I don't want a case window to wittness this bullshit. You'll live in a sound dampened air flow optimised box, stop pretending you're some kind of circus act.
>> No. 34294 Anonymous
19th June 2023
Monday 1:00 pm
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Scam emailers need to work harder. No, mate, I don't want to have a conversation about OralB toothpaste, no one has ever wanted that, especially not enough to follow a dodgy link.

>>34293
The worst part is the software. I've just had to accept that my PC glows orange and I can't change that because as soon as I close the software it reverts back to that. It must be a proper nightmare if you actually want a case full of RBG lights.
>> No. 34295 Anonymous
19th June 2023
Monday 1:47 pm
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>>34294

> I've just had to accept that my PC glows orange and I can't change that because as soon as I close the software it reverts back to that.

There must be some sort of driver file that sets the colour to orange by default. Try locating that file on your system partition and see if there's anything in it that denotes the default colour.
>> No. 34296 Anonymous
19th June 2023
Monday 2:46 pm
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>>34295
Fortunately I'm not especially arsed and where my PC is located it's hardly noticable, so while the advice is good I don't think I'll act on it. Thanks all the same. The weirdest part is I used to be looking right at the GPU, which has a light up Gigabyte logo that cycled through the whole spectrum, so I changed it to solid white with no bother. New motherboard, also Gigabyte, comes along and I try to change the orange default colour on that and it never takes, just reverts back once I close the RGB software, then one day I notice the GPU is orange too. Last time I fiddled with the software it took against something I changed and hard crashed my PC like I dumped a pint of Guiness over it.
>> No. 34297 Anonymous
19th June 2023
Monday 4:11 pm
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>>34296

Sounds like Big Orange at play.

Bastards just know how to shove it down your throat.


But seriously, could be driver problems. Maybe it's not set to orange but that's the hue it starts with and then it crashes and stays stuck on it.

Maybe just reinstall the software, or see if there are any updates available.
>> No. 34298 Anonymous
19th June 2023
Monday 7:32 pm
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>>34296

I think there's a BIOS setting on Gigabyte motherboards for the little RGB strip near the audio ports.
>> No. 34299 Anonymous
27th June 2023
Tuesday 11:39 am
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The fact that UK web sites still use cookie banners.

I voted remain, but that's one area where I'm glad we're no longer part of the EU. I've read that with the GDPR no longer applying, they'll eventually get rid of cookie banners in the UK, and it won't be a day too soon. If you are worried about privacy, get rid of CCTV that's fucking everywhere. But cookie banners have been the most inane exercise in supposed privacy rights in recent years.
>> No. 34300 Anonymous
27th June 2023
Tuesday 1:07 pm
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This is really fucking me off. Remember when Trump ran for President, and everyone lost their heads that The Simpsons predicted it in a throwaway line fifteen years prior, and then they made a short where Homer interacts with Trump, and then people started spreading misinformation that the the short was the prediction, etc.

So in that short - which was made by the real Simpsons writers, remember - Trump stands in front of a podium which reads, instead of his real election slogan "Make American Great Again", "America you can be my ex-wife!"

For the longest time I assumed this complete nonsense was the product of a non-native speaker or just plain idiot's photoshop when they were trying to pretend the short was the prediction. Then I looked it up and saw it's actually in the real cartoon.

And it just really unsettles me that a supposedly professional writer on one of the (formerly) most prestigious comedies of all time came up with such an awkward non-sequitur and called it a joke. I don't understand it, it doesn't parody anything, it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Can someone end my suffering and explain the joke, if there is one?
>> No. 34301 Anonymous
27th June 2023
Tuesday 3:25 pm
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>>34300
With presidential terms limits and the assumption he won't be assassinated, there is expected to be a time when he will no longer be president. But being the president is a job you are arguably married to; it takes a lot of your free time and you can't just walk away if you don't like it without considerably more hassle than walking out of Starbuck's. So if Donald Trump becomes president, then he is married to the country in a way that will end. And ex-wives come with an air of degeneracy; you really aren't meant to get divorced even if it's a lot more tolerated these days, and it's certainly very heartless and cynical to imagine the marriage ending before it has even begun. It's indicative of a man who does not feel love in the way all men should, and what better way is there to describe Donald Trump than that?

I typed all that without laughing at all, but I do still class it as a joke, funny or not.
>> No. 34302 Anonymous
27th June 2023
Tuesday 5:28 pm
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>>34301
Here are my problems with this explanation:

1. So he's saying "elect me as president because my term will be like an unhappy marriage which will end in divorce"? Why would that win votes? It doesn't make sense that even a satirical depiction of Trump would say that.
2. Why is the joke rendered like it's been machine translated from Russian? There must be so many better ways of writing this joke than the way that they picked.
3. And why this joke? It's a reference to the fact he got divorced, right? Twice in fact. So what, lots of celebrities are divorced. Was there something special about it that I'm missing? Was it particularly acrimonious? Is it the fact it's unusual for a president to be divorced - and if so isn't that a really dated joke to be making in 2015?
>> No. 34303 Anonymous
27th June 2023
Tuesday 10:49 pm
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>>34302
1) It doesn't have to end unhappily. It will end because of term limits, or as it actually turned out, because he wasn't reelected.
2) You've got me there. Perhaps this is why I think it's a shit joke myself.
3) Divorced celebrities are still seen as less wholesome than happily married ones. He's more Charlie Sheen than Bob Ross and getting divorced is a part of that. His wife will have known him better than anyone, and she left him. What does she know that we don't? We can't have a man like that running the country.
>isn't that a really dated joke to be making in 2015?
Yes. Again, it's fun to play devil's advocate but this joke is indeed hard to defend.
>> No. 34304 Anonymous
28th June 2023
Wednesday 8:44 pm
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>>34303
Also remember that all three of Trump's wives have been models. He's also been photographed in his office with images of his ex-wives on display, so, uh ... make of that what you will.
>> No. 34305 Anonymous
3rd July 2023
Monday 2:32 am
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I ordered a rosary from the Westminster Abbey website, but received a Catholic rosary rather than an Anglican one.
>> No. 34306 Anonymous
3rd July 2023
Monday 1:41 pm
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I'm not on there myself, and a friend says it's not so bad, but my understanding is that Twitter is in freefall. So why the fuck are news websites still embedding tweets? It's already worse than screencapping something, for all social media sites.
>> No. 34307 Anonymous
3rd July 2023
Monday 2:57 pm
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>>34306
Journalists have literally nothing to fall back on.
>> No. 34309 Anonymous
3rd July 2023
Monday 3:36 pm
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>>34306
I suppose embedding is better from a copyright point of view. Although I'd imagine there's a good fair use argument for Tweets in news articles.
>> No. 34310 Anonymous
3rd July 2023
Monday 4:09 pm
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>>34306
>my understanding is that Twitter is in freefall

When was the last time you heard about Mastodon or that Trump spin-off?

I don't use twitter, I've never had a twitter and Elon Musk is world's most successful methhead. But with all that said and despite all the whinging about how twitter is literally the Third Reich everyone still uses it and our politicians for all their own grandstanding about abuse still act cunty on it (Jess Philips) rather than treating it as a mode of communicating with the public at large. I seem to even remember one case of the police twitter page pointing out they knew a guys wife's account as a threat to him.

...I think what I'm saying is that I don't really mind if AI goes wrong and takes over the running of everything.
>> No. 34311 Anonymous
3rd July 2023
Monday 7:24 pm
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>When was the last time you heard about Mastodon
The last ice age, I think.
>> No. 34312 Anonymous
4th July 2023
Tuesday 7:20 pm
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>>34310

>When was the last time you heard about Mastodon

The idea wasn't/isn't bad, but although I get that a mastodon is an extinct type of elephant, it's not really a name that "pops". If you ask 100 people who don't know about mastodons what they associate with the name Mastodon, I'm sure a few will think that it's another pay as you wank site. That, and obviously the fact that mastodons are extinct also doesn't help your brand image.
>> No. 34313 Anonymous
4th July 2023
Tuesday 7:32 pm
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>>34312
When has a stupid URL ever been a problem?
>> No. 34314 Anonymous
4th July 2023
Tuesday 7:40 pm
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>>34313

Name examples.

Again, just speaking from a product marketing standpoint.
>> No. 34315 Anonymous
4th July 2023
Tuesday 7:49 pm
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>>34314

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_visited_websites
>> No. 34316 Anonymous
4th July 2023
Tuesday 9:45 pm
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Surprised there's no Indian sites there.
>> No. 34317 Anonymous
4th July 2023
Tuesday 11:02 pm
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XNXX is right there.
>> No. 34318 Anonymous
7th July 2023
Friday 11:07 pm
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Locking Bing Chat to the Edge browser strikes me as monopolistic behaviour.
>> No. 34319 Anonymous
8th July 2023
Saturday 12:58 am
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Just got shit all over by a guy obviously hacking in a game. He was blasting away with artillery and hitting our spawn zones the moment we set them up, regardless of where they were. This means he was just sat there at his desk, presumably with the third party artillery calculator open somewhere, clicking fire and then pressing reload, over and over. It's pissing me off imagining that more than the fact we lost the round. He's just watching a number go up at that point, bloody weirdo. The rest of the team was shit too, so they still had to run down the clock to win.
>> No. 34320 Anonymous
11th July 2023
Tuesday 11:07 am
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I think I like Simon Pegg. I think on whether or not I like him, and I reckon I do, at least from the distance of someone who doesn't actually know him at all. I've seen loads of his films, I've heard him on podcasts and I love Spaced. More to the point he's very honest about his own issues and personal growth which I find very interesting and commendable. But all to often the interviews with him I've read feature a bit where he'll say something along the lines of "I am very good pals with Tom Cruise, we don't talk about religion, ever" and it's utterly unbearable. It's unbearable because, and I'm not going to beat around the bush here, Scientology is an evil organisation and Tom Cruise is one of it's senior members and best pals with Scientology's leader of almost four decades, David Miscavige. For the past ten years Miscavige has essentially been on the lamb from various lawsuits relating, but not limited, to kidnapping, stalking and sexual abuse. Scientology makes use of highly dangerous pseudo-medical practices and beliefs, employs de-facto slave labour and attempts to intimidate whistleblowers into silence.

I understand not discussing religion with a friend because there's some unreconcilable difference of opinion on it. I have a relationship with exactly that dynamic and I'm content knowing I'll be proven right when we're both dead and there's nought but void waiting for us, nought but void and the eternal imprint of my smug irreligiosity. However, if my friend was also mates with Ramzan Kadyrov, had made him bestman at his wedding and constantly brought up to me the that they "didn't ever talk about Chechnya", that would be something I'd feel the need to discuss. I suppose the mitigating circumstances in Pegg's case are that my mate, frustratingly, isn't pivotal in my continuing employment as a main cast member in one of the biggest film franchises of all time, whereas his pal Tom is. Nevertheless, I don't know if I do like Simon Pegg anymore, and that's a shame, because he seems like an otherwise likable guy.
>> No. 34321 Anonymous
11th July 2023
Tuesday 12:44 pm
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>>34320
That's quite a widespread problem, isn't it? People love to say they're right-on for all the good causes or whatever but that support only extends until it might inconvenience them in some capacity.
>> No. 34322 Anonymous
11th July 2023
Tuesday 3:21 pm
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>>34321
Well that's not really what I said, so, I dunno'.
>> No. 34323 Anonymous
12th July 2023
Wednesday 8:57 am
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>>34322
You don't see how tacitly supporting Scientology because addressing it to Tom might inconvenience Simon is the same?
>> No. 34324 Anonymous
12th July 2023
Wednesday 12:31 pm
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>>34323
Is it 2008 all over again?

It's a bit of a stretch to say he is tacitly supporting that religion by not challenging him on it.
>> No. 34325 Anonymous
12th July 2023
Wednesday 12:54 pm
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>>34324
He provides Tom with support in the sense that he is his friend. He is not challenging the harm Tom contributes to, even verbally let alone in any meaningful sense. That is the definition of tacit support.
>> No. 34326 Anonymous
12th July 2023
Wednesday 2:26 pm
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>>34325

I don't think the world would be a better place if we all refused to be friends with people we disagree with.
>> No. 34327 Anonymous
12th July 2023
Wednesday 2:42 pm
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>>34320
I find it hard to believe they "don't talk about religion". Fully-gone Scientologists are like vegans. They'll tell you.

Speaking of David Miscarriage, where's Shelly?
>> No. 34328 Anonymous
12th July 2023
Wednesday 2:51 pm
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>>34326
It would be a better place if there were fewer people who would dishonestly characterise systematic kidnap and murder as simple disagreements.
>> No. 34329 Anonymous
12th July 2023
Wednesday 2:53 pm
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>>34323
You turned it into some kind of political thing. I don't really understand why you called Simon Pegg "right-on" like some kind of elderly Telegraph columnist.

>>34324
>>34326
Are you a Scientologist or just unemployed enough to hang around playing devil's advocate? Scientology is responsible for deaths, kidnappings and beatings. I can't be arsed covering everything I said in my original Pegg post again, but Scientology is an evil organisation, that's not up for debate. It's not a point of disagreement to think "The Hole" is morally repugnant:https://www.mikerindersblog.org/the-hole-a-list-of-prisoners-2/ Nor is "Fair Gaming", seen here in video evidence:
And I certainly don't think just lying about what an "E-metering" does in order to get kompromat on, and bilk more money from, members is an area of ethical ambiguity.
>> No. 34330 Anonymous
12th July 2023
Wednesday 7:54 pm
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>>34327

>Fully-gone Scientologists are like vegans. They'll tell you.

Yes, and no.

Maybe they'll talk about it to a close friend, possibly because they may or may not want that friend to convert to Scientology as well.

But church members are forbidden from publicly speaking about their religion or preaching, let alone even discussing their faith unless they have de facto permission from Scientology superiors or Scientology headquarters to do so. Unlike protestantism (particularly in the U.S., where as a random person you can start your own protestant denomiation at your own whim whenever you like), Scientology is very clear that nobody represents them publicly besides Scientology itself and members who have been sanctioned to do so.

From what you can gather from youtube videos by people who have left the church, Scientology's official argument is that their religious materials are copyrighted and that members are therefore in breach of copyright law if they talk publicly about their faith without permission.

Which is really just a way of ruthlessly controlling the message and effectively turning Scientology into a secret society that is almost hermetically sealed off from the outside world.
>> No. 34331 Anonymous
13th July 2023
Thursday 9:49 am
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I recently went to a wedding of a school friend. For various reasons I kind of lost touch with the wider friend group but this particular friend getting married, being a genuinely just great human, kept touch with me and has stayed a good friend.

I knew some old friends were going so I was actually looking forward to catching up with them. I kind of lost touch after a particularly poor end to a night out where I, in my late teens/very start of my 20s, drank too much, made somewhat of a fool of myself, and for some reason this one recent entrant to the otherwise very established old friend group never let it go despite everybody having similar incidences. I was a bit upset at the time but moved on, went to university and made a new life for myself with new mates. They all stayed in touch and all attended the occasion together as a group.

Of course this person was there at the wedding and couldn't wait to bring it up, well over a decade later, to the point that I wondered if he genuinely had anything else going on in his life and even other people sort of said 'cool we've all been there' and he just kept going. It's like he couldn't wait despite the fact I hadn't thought of him in literally 10 years? That was a bit annoying but whatever, nobody's perfect and I did make a drunken tit of myself nearly a decade ago I guess.

Anyway what was more depressing is that the rest of the friend group just didn't seem to have moved on. Everybody was vying to show off to other certain people in the group, the same person, despite having a very successful life for themselves was still being wound up and ended up the punchline of the jokes like at school, they were weirdly all talking about the girls they used to fancy and what they look like now. I do genuinely miss one or two of them, and it was great to chat with them but I actually found it unexpectedly a bit sad, I'd always wanted to keep in touch but tbh seeing them all made me realise it was all a bit immature and bar one or two, I'm alright if I never see any of them again.

Pic related to any future reunion I guess.
>> No. 34332 Anonymous
13th July 2023
Thursday 10:13 am
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The people I class as my best friends are those I went to secondary school with, but we only get to see each other about two or three times a year. They frequently bring up things that happened twenty years ago and still sometimes talk to be like I'm still an immature teenager.
>> No. 34333 Anonymous
13th July 2023
Thursday 10:54 am
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>>34332
Isn't that part of the charm of old friends groups? You meet up and immediately go back to being a bunch of smelly teenagers like a time machine. You've all long since grown apart aside from the shared experience of a long-lost time and place.

I see a mate from university every couple years and when we meet we mostly get stoned and giggle like a couple of twats to music videos and people we used to know. Outside of that we really have nothing in common aside from both being a bit odd.
>> No. 34334 Anonymous
13th July 2023
Thursday 11:09 am
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>>34333

Fair enough, I'm definitely like this with my university friends so that's interesting. Maybe my experience was tainted by the one I don't like pushing unpleasant memories in my face and I've let it sour the rest. It wasn't really playful like 'oh remember this silly time' and more like 'I want to make you feel uncomfortable and draw negative attention to you because of young foolish behaviour that most people do but I'm gonna drag you for it anyway.'
>> No. 34335 Anonymous
13th July 2023
Thursday 11:31 am
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>>34334
Well stop being a woman about it then and make him swamp the bed at your mates house or sleep with his bird or something. Playground solutions to playground problems.
>> No. 34336 Anonymous
13th July 2023
Thursday 11:44 am
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>>34334
Get him pissed then shit in his undies while he's asleep.
>> No. 34337 Anonymous
13th July 2023
Thursday 1:01 pm
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>>34335
I will almost certainly never see him again or not for another decade or something. I don't care that much, probably was just taken aback a little as it was meant to be a nice day.

Good times.
>> No. 34338 Anonymous
14th July 2023
Friday 1:22 pm
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When you press Enter in Excel to create a new line in the box but obviously you were meant to press Alt-Enter. Oh it's so hilarious every time.
>> No. 34339 Anonymous
14th July 2023
Friday 8:30 pm
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>>34338
Related: when you forget precisely which modifier key you need to get a newline in Excel and instead it either moves to the cell above or fills a whole bunch of cells with what you just typed.
>> No. 34340 Anonymous
14th July 2023
Friday 9:01 pm
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>Alfred Guenigault lived for seven years in the rented property in Ferndown with his daughter Deb Dean, who is his carer, and her husband, Bernard Dean. All three have been forced to move after being served with a no-fault eviction notice by their landlord.

I would like to take the people selling this house and chainsaw them to fucking death. I would like to burn their remains over an open fire until they are unrecognisable. I think their children should be killed for letting this happen. I think their ancestors should be dug up and their skeletons smashed to powder because without them this wouldn't be possible.
>> No. 34341 Anonymous
14th July 2023
Friday 9:31 pm
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>>34340

>Deb Dean said: “We received a solicitor’s letter for a no-fault eviction. The elderly landlord is a friend of ours but he is in ill health and his children have decided to sell. They have followed the correct process so our issue is not so much with them but with Dorset council. We are told we could be in a hostel for six to eight months.
>> No. 34342 Anonymous
14th July 2023
Friday 11:33 pm
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>>34341
I read that too and they're mistaken.
>> No. 34343 Anonymous
15th July 2023
Saturday 8:36 am
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Youtube Shorts. I don't mind short videos, I do mind completely messing up the UI bits that are left and removing a whole bunch and adding "infinite" scroll. So far so bad, just don't interact with them.
But now they've shoved "ytd-reel-shelf-renderer" into the otherwise clean subscription feed and are polluting an otherwise reasonably pleasant experience. Fuck off with all of that shit.
>> No. 34344 Anonymous
15th July 2023
Saturday 11:56 am
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The "awards" you can give to comments and reviews on Steam all seem so sarcastic. I just want a way of signalling agreement with a statement on the internet that doesn't pointlessly clutter a thread with a single "yeah" or "I agree", but instead I have to send someone points and a picture of a dinosaur in a hat, or a brain with a diving mask over it's frontal lobe.
>> No. 34345 Anonymous
16th July 2023
Sunday 1:55 pm
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The kid next door to me has picked up a new hobby of babbling phrases and barking out his bedroom window. He's currently shouting "dun duuun dun duuun" repetitively. I made noise as a kid but I don't remember make that level of noise which probably means he's going to be like this for a long time.
>> No. 34346 Anonymous
16th July 2023
Sunday 4:39 pm
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>>34345

Sounds a bit like low functioning autism.

An ex's neighbours had a child like that. On a bad day, he would just walk up and down his parents' back garden shouting "Here kitty kitty!". This could go on for half an hour at a time.

A few years later, I spotted him a few times just repeatedly standing on the same corner of a residential intersection, watching cars go by, and for some reason getting massively excited everytime he saw a van or lorry.

Not an easy life. For anybody.
>> No. 34347 Anonymous
16th July 2023
Sunday 8:11 pm
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There's been gradual creep in the number of behaviours we describe as "autistic". I get the feeling it's become a lazy stand-in for other derogatory terms, just with a veneer of medical legitimacy to it. It's been interesting to watch as it has undergone an almost identical life-course to "retard", but much more rapidly.

Anyway, I think the two of you sound like heartless bastards who've forgotton just how boring it was to be a kid. You have little to no autonomy with few friendly spaces in a world of miserable adults. Everyone harps on about how kids should be playing outside and properly socialised, right up until the moment you have to see or hear one of them.
>> No. 34348 Anonymous
16th July 2023
Sunday 8:46 pm
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>>34347

> I get the feeling it's become a lazy stand-in for other derogatory terms, just with a veneer of medical legitimacy to it.

And then you've got Asperger's though, which is treated by some like a fashionable trait in a world of too many normies. Just think of Greta and Elon Musk. Although in some instances at least, I think it's a desperate attempt by mumsnet-frequenting middle class parents to escape the blandness of their own existence by finding something, anything, that singles their kids out as being special. Like when they outright celebrate their children's allergies and expect everybody in a 30-foot radius to never eat peanuts again.
>> No. 34349 Anonymous
16th July 2023
Sunday 9:32 pm
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>>34347
You sound like someone who spent a lot of your childhood shouting weird repetitive noises out of a window. What made you stop?
>> No. 34350 Anonymous
16th July 2023
Sunday 9:40 pm
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>>34349

Honest answer: getting more autonomy as a teenager and finding socially acceptable physical outlets for my energy.

When did you become such a cunt?
>> No. 34351 Anonymous
16th July 2023
Sunday 9:40 pm
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>>34349
What do you think .gs is for?
>> No. 34352 Anonymous
17th July 2023
Monday 7:27 am
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I feel like I'm being blagged. Back in the noughties a term arose to derogatorily describe films like Saw and Hostel: torture porn. Whatever your thoughts on it, it related to the leering way in which some felt these films treated their high-def gorefests. That the plot, characters and maybe even the scares themselves had been sidelined in this strain of horror film to focus on the barest destruction of anatomy.

So then why on Earth do I keep seeing 'The Idol', a show where I don't think anyone so much as suffers a paper cut, referred to as "torture porn"? I know it's about abuse and there are apprently loads of unpleasant sex scenes in it, but that's not toture porn. I don't even care what your or anyone else's opinion on 'The Idol' are, I've just seen one too many mentions of the term in relation to the show to let it pass unremarked upon.
>> No. 34353 Anonymous
17th July 2023
Monday 12:19 pm
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>>34352
Definitions change, init. Can feel isolating for sure.
It's like this guy >>34347 alluded to the life-course of 'retard'. When I was a kid everyone was potentially a retard, using it wasn't specifically about medical retardation, just about being .. well, 'retarded'. I'm sure I don't have to explain this.
It's the same with coloureds, queers, whatever. Times are a'changing and it feels really fucking weird to be on the leaving side, this time.

What do the young people call eachother these days? What're the current acceptable pejoratives?
>> No. 34354 Anonymous
17th July 2023
Monday 2:23 pm
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>>34353


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPiF8HZAA1I

I think it's all because people are afraid to be controversial about anything at all and afraid of using labels of any kind. So that everytime after a labelling term has been introduced, there's a fear that people will feel, well, labelled by it, and so we move on, that term becomes deprecated, and a new label is introduced, until people's fears of labelling other people catch up with it again.

Same with autism. It's now been widely replaced by the more wishy washy, watered down umbrella term "autism spectrum disorder". Probably in an attempt to make people feel like just because they're autistic, doesn't have to mean they're all complete idiots. Because autism spectrum now includes anything from its most severe form of low-functioning autism to mild Asperger's.
>> No. 34355 Anonymous
17th July 2023
Monday 3:12 pm
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>>34354
Okay well I'm definitely a bad person being turned on by women who sound dumb and/or retarded.
>> No. 34356 Anonymous
17th July 2023
Monday 3:22 pm
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>>34353

I mean, isn't this why in certain circles they only use really shitty childish insults like "shitlord" or "fuck-nugget" or whatever? Anything that's actually offensive is, well, too offensive, so what else are you left with.

If you're going to totally defeat the point of saying something offensive, but still want to somehow offend people, you're going to look like an idiot, at least in my opinion. But there we are really.
>> No. 34357 Anonymous
17th July 2023
Monday 3:24 pm
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>>34356

https://www.vice.com/en/article/qkmpyx/how-twitter-ruined-swearing
>> No. 34358 Anonymous
17th July 2023
Monday 3:36 pm
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>>34354

>Same with autism. It's now been widely replaced by the more wishy washy, watered down umbrella term "autism spectrum disorder". Probably in an attempt to make people feel like just because they're autistic, doesn't have to mean they're all complete idiots. Because autism spectrum now includes anything from its most severe form of low-functioning autism to mild Asperger's.

I think there's something slightly more complicated going on. We're very keen on "breaking the stigma" of various things, but we're also quite keen to avoid having to actually think about people who are in a really shit situation. We want to get rid of the stigma around talking about mental health, but that conversation only includes people with mild-to-moderate forms of common disorders; the data suggests that the stigma against people with schizophrenia or bipolar disorder has actually increased over the last 20 years. We've "destigmatised" autism by only talking about high-functioning people who can cope reasonably well with normal life, while largely ignoring the plight of people with severe autism in lifelong residential care.

I think that fuzzing the edges of a diagnostic category is a part of that process, because it allows us to pretend to talk about disability while only really talking about things that exist within an acceptable range of normality. We can pretend to care without actually having to confront anything uncomfortable. "Autism" isn't scary if you only think about the guy in the office who is a bit awkward and nerdy, rather than some poor cunt who is non-verbal and keeps trying to bite his own fingers off. "Mental health problems" (we refuse to use the word "illness") aren't scary if you only think about people who are a bit sad or a bit nervous, rather than some poor cunt who thinks that his neighbours are possessed by Satan and plotting to kill him.
>> No. 34359 Anonymous
17th July 2023
Monday 3:43 pm
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>>34358
Mental health has undeniably become less cool in recent years. It used to always be crazy shit where people think helicopters are hiding in their ceiling to spy on them, but now anyone with “mental health problems” is really just sad, in the old terminology. I hate this because I’m a miserable failure with no actual problems, and it feels like you can’t just be unhappy without a doctor’s certificate now. How suspicious that this coincides perfectly with an entire generation of people whose lives are much worse than they were expecting.
>> No. 34360 Anonymous
17th July 2023
Monday 3:44 pm
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>>34354
Probably posted before, but autistic run autism charity I used to work for shied away from "Aspergers" (Nazi association) and "high functioning" (implies that low functioning is bad). They used "diagnosed with an autistic specrum condition without intellectual disabilities". Which is just a longwinded way of saying high functioning. Got some flak for being ableist for excluding autistics with intellectual disabilities, I suppose the language used sounds more directly discriminatory than just using the term Aspergers.

When low functioning autistics did turn up they had a shit time because there was nobody on their level and nobody who had the training to deal with their needs. Their mums would just drop them off at a social and then get indignant afterwards when they complained about feeling out of place.
>> No. 34361 Anonymous
17th July 2023
Monday 6:19 pm
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>>34358

>We want to get rid of the stigma around talking about mental health, but that conversation only includes people with mild-to-moderate forms of common disorders; the data suggests that the stigma against people with schizophrenia or bipolar disorder has actually increased over the last 20 years.

True enough; those TV adverts where they urge you to talk to and look after your withdrawn-appearing friends and coworkers pretty much by definition feature people wo appear normal on the outside. And who manage to sometimes completely mask their depression or similar illness.

I've got a family member who is a full blown schizophrenic, and all I can say is there is absolutely fucking nothing normal about her. She has her lucid moments, but it's happened that she thought the postman was a secret agent who was there to take her to prison. And of course he was wearing a Royal Mail uniform, after all he was a spy and it was all a ruse to get her to open the door. And then another time, she phoned the police because she felt that somebody on a news programme was giving her electric shocks through the TV. Also, there was that time where she put pillowcases and bedsheets over all the mirrors in her house because she was convinced that there were cameras behind those mirrors with which "they" were watching her.

That kind of person will not function in an office environment like in the adverts. It's not some sort of vanilla mental illness where you can make a difference by asking them how they are really feeling on a given day. It's a full-on psychiatric disorder where people become a threat to themselves, and if you're unlucky, others.

When you then tell people that your family member is a paranoid schizophrenic who can be batshit crazy on a bad day, it's something that most people just aren't prepared to deal with as a random conversation topic.
>> No. 34362 Anonymous
17th July 2023
Monday 7:43 pm
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>>34354
Not sure why you'd get mad at spectrum really. It symbolises a shift in humanities image toward a spectrum of traits that allows you to validate Susan's experience of ADHD, Darren being more than his condition of thinking his soul patch looks good and gorillas having some form of personhood.

Anyway it's work. The overriding force driving our modern acceptance of the disabled is their capacity to fill labour shortages. It's where we will encounter almost everyone we will meet with mental health issues and where we will receive almost all our training on how to deal with people with mental issues. It's where you will face the most economic sanction on how you treat people and ultimately we instinctively evaluate a person by their profession and view the unemployed as a form of retarded.
>> No. 34363 Anonymous
17th July 2023
Monday 9:37 pm
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>>34362

>we instinctively evaluate a person by their profession and view the unemployed as a form of retarded

which is almost a bit like Dickensian times, where poverty was considered a weakness of character.
>> No. 34364 Anonymous
18th July 2023
Tuesday 1:19 pm
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>>34363

Back then it probably was. Imagine how cheap houses were in the 1890s. Spoiled bastards.
>> No. 34365 Anonymous
18th July 2023
Tuesday 1:50 pm
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>>34364

What's true is that a family home was around £500 in the 1890s. But the average annual household income was only about £50 to £70, or as little as £40 if you were a working class family. And an income above about £300 a year meant you were pretty well off.

It all evens out.
>> No. 34366 Anonymous
18th July 2023
Tuesday 8:40 pm
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>>34363
It's not just Dickensian, our culture has been obsessed with the sin of sloth since at least 1066. It permeates everything.
>> No. 34367 Anonymous
18th July 2023
Tuesday 10:01 pm
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>>34366

Yes, but the workhouses in Victorian Britain in particular were at least in part based on the philosophy that they would reform a person's character, teach them the value of hard labour and self reliance, and make them think twice about allowing themselves to become poor again.

At least ostensibly. That's what a middle or upper class person's romanticised idea of workhouses was. In reality, they were just a means of keeping the poor in servitude. And of scaring the layabouts who couldn't be persuaded to take up honest work. So yeah, brings us back to your point, I guess.
>> No. 34368 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 10:11 am
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I'm really good at work but absolutely abysmal at interviewing and applying. I know everybody says this, but I genuinely am a high performer somewhat curtailed by my absolute inability to write some simple applications.

It's like a weird mental block that I just can't fire my brain like in every other area of my life when I want to apply for a job.

I don't think it helps that the process is just so bizarre and artificial.
>> No. 34369 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 10:35 am
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>>34368

ChatGPT is supernaturally good at translating plain English into corporate-friendly bullshit. Have a play around with it and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised by how much easier it makes things like covering letters.

https://chat.openai.com
>> No. 34370 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 10:43 am
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>>34369
It's not magic, it's electricity.
>> No. 34371 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 7:41 pm
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Those race swap selfie filters would have ended racism if they hadn't been banned.
>> No. 34372 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 8:36 pm
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>>34371
Maybe that's why they were.
>> No. 34373 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 3:00 pm
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Such poor layout and so many windows in my tiny home means there's barely a position to hide out of view as the door knocks, while I'm cock in hand wanking to cartoon porn.
>> No. 34374 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 3:15 pm
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>>34373

I'd like to introduce you to a radical new technology called "curtains".
>> No. 34375 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 3:41 pm
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>>34374
Don't you bloody dare, sonny.
>> No. 34376 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 5:34 pm
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>>34375
Why are you using a pig fucker to make a point?
>> No. 34377 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 5:58 pm
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>>34376
Am I the only one who remembers his whole thing about people who don't open their curtains while everyone else goes off to work?
>> No. 34378 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 10:51 pm
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>>34377
In fairness that wasn't his thing, it wasn't out of the blue, he didn't invent it, the idea of layabouts who don't open their curtains had been around for a while, it's just most politicians were too polite or believed the electorate too high brow to say it. The only thing special about PigFuck McGee saying it was it was a turning point in politics at which we really either threw off the gloves or decided to admit the electorate are thick enough to allow ourselves to look like bullies. I think I'm getting away from the point a bit here, which is it's not memorable, for me at least, though apparently the other lad too, because he didn't invent the idea or bring it to my attention, it's just another in a long list of cunty things he did, including fucking a pig.
>> No. 34379 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 11:47 pm
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>>34377
Probably.

Ironically when I go to work I have to shut the curtains now because I'll be on a videocall all day which might be my only contact with the outside world. So much for all that talk of a big society.

>>34378
I'm going to say it: If the story is true then he put his dick in a severed pigs head when he was at university as an edgy joke with the lads. It's not actually a big deal at all. I don't like living in a world where the skeletons of someone's dumb childhood is what people have to worry about.
>> No. 34380 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 12:05 am
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>>34379
While I agree in a sense, there's nothing wrong with a bit of banter with the lads and it shouldn't define your life, there's a couple of things at issue here. First, the normal definition of banter with the lads is, depending on your social class, theft (traffic cones etc), affray, ABH, or possession of class A substances. Sticking your cock in a dead pig is certainly abnormal, and even if we view it as no more extreme than underclass banter (ABH/Class A) but on the other end of the scale, if he can bully them for being outside his banter type we can bully him for being outside our banter type. The second issue is I don't particularly like the man, so I'm well within my rights to bring it up incessantly. The fact he fucked a dead pig that is.

All that said, and this is the important bit, and it's the other half of why I don't agree in a sense, the pig fucking was performed as part of a Bullingdon Club banter flashpoint. The Bullingdon Club has done some quite mean things over the years, including beating up homeless people and smashing up restaurants. The pig fucking wasn't done in isolation, it was done as part of the social rituals of an elite society, and if you really want to dig in to it that makes it much worse than the act itself would suggest. The act of fucking a dead pig that is.
>> No. 34381 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 12:53 am
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>>34379
>an edgy joke with the lads. It's not actually a big deal at all
Same, same. What you gotta wonder is what blackmail did he not succumb to for the image to be threatened/released (I donno the outcome of that rumour).
>> No. 34382 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 9:14 am
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Leave computer on overnight to download big Steam updates, because my connection is slow and these patches of a several gigs are no small task. Wake up to find out it rebooted itself at some stage, probably Windows Update, at least I'm going to blame Windows Update, and has been sat at the login screen essentially doing nothing but wasting electricity for the rest of the night.

Fucking. Computers. Everything smart they try and do is fucking stupid. Why can't they just leave shit alone. Let me install updates when I want. If I leave you on it's probably for a reason. Computers need to fucking stop fucking doing things without being fucking told by me, the fucking user.
>> No. 34383 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 9:18 am
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>>34382
I did the same thing by chance. It didn't do that but when I told it to shut down, it asked to install updates first. I let it, instead of turning off it updated, restarted then asked to be updated again. I've unplugged it now.
>> No. 34384 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 10:10 am
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>>34382
It’s because the big technology companies effectively have a monopoly. If you don’t like Windows, what are you going to do? Install Gentoo Linux? That’s a ballache too. I remember seeing somewhere how the technology industry somehow just keeps creating monopolies and nobody knows why. Google are awful too. And Amazon. Why are these sinister corporations so unrivalled in their power?
>> No. 34385 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 11:29 am
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>>34382
If it's any consolation a PC idling on the log in screen for a few hours isn't using much electricity.

I do agree with >>34384 that we've basically got a monopolised system of companies in computing. But who's going to do anything about it? Powerless nerds who notice this? Gormless tech-freaks who think it's fine? Or politicians who think USB is socialist hokum and we can't afford handouts anyway?

There is some pushback amongst regulators over here and in the US and EU. However, that generally relates to social media, and in the EU their admirable efforts to make phones less shit and wasteful. As far as Microsoft's operating system monopoly goes, and it is a monopoly, I'm not debating that with anyone, I can't imagine it being impinged at all. After all, look what they did to the IRS: https://www.propublica.org/article/the-irs-decided-to-get-tough-against-microsoft-microsoft-got-tougher
>> No. 34386 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 11:53 am
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>>34385

True enough, but I suppose with the nature of the computing industry, monopolistic practice is to some extent baked in.

I'm not going to let them off the hook with it because they definitely lean into it and actively make decisions that hinder consumer freedom, but at the same time, it's just kind of the nature of the beast that businesses will all be able to work more effectively if everything is compatible- Essentially, everyone is on the same standard, hence the total ubiquity of MS Office and so on.

The difference there is that the standards being used are not open standards, and open standards becoming the norm in computing would make a massive difference. Imagine if the difference between Windows, Linux and Mac wasn't a giant arse-ache that makes everything you do fundamentally different, but instead more or less interchangeable in terms of software, just with a few different ways of doing things.

With computer software we're still in the early period where if someone thinks of a new way of doing something and programs it, they are well within their rights to slap all the copyrights and trademarks and so on on their code, and therefore if it turns out that one thing is a revolution, that person/company has an instant monopoly.

I'm the kind of nutter anarcho-commie who thinks the concepts of things like patents and copyright are fundamentally bad and serve only to stifle innovation and progress anyway, though, so.
>> No. 34387 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 12:13 pm
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>>34386

>I'm the kind of nutter anarcho-commie who thinks the concepts of things like patents and copyright are fundamentally bad and serve only to stifle innovation and progress anyway, though, so.

In their most benign form, patents and copyrights serve as protection of your investment. Think about it, what if you've poured loads of money and resources into a project, but as soon as you start selling your new product, somebody else could just come along and copy all you've worked for and even outsell you because they know how to produce your product cheaper or market it more effectively. And there'd be nothing you could do about it.

Simply put, a patent protects you against competition at least for some time. And if that didn't exist, then who would bother innovating at all. Because the nature of innovation is that it often takes a long time before you see a positive return on investment. You'll probably spend years on ground-level and applied research before you sell a single unit. Patents not only ensure that nobody else has a right to capitalise on your invention while you're still attempting to recover your R&D, but you can even take somebody to court if they infringe on your patent anyway.

The same with copyright. Why should somebody be able to just make money off your intellectual property, at least without your permission or without compensating you. And especially with software, there are enough open-source libraries and applications that programmers and creators can use without having to worry about all that.

In that sense, patents and copyright don't stifle innovation, but they make it possible in the first place. Yes, you'll have a de facto monopoly on your product until your patent runs out. And monopolies are usually a bad thing. But really not always.
>> No. 34388 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 12:07 am
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Here's a thing that pisses me off about modern computers. It only ever happens to me at work, but why, nowadays, when you copy and paste something, does it also copy the formatting? When has anyone ever been grateful that when they copy and paste someone's name into an email, it's three times bigger than all the other text and in a different font? What purpose does this serve? It's absolute bollocks and I don't see how anyone could ever have thought it was a good idea.

You can get round it, and paste without the formatting by doing Ctrl-Shift-V instead of Ctrl-V, but my point still stands.
>> No. 34389 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 1:05 am
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>>34388
There's a setting for default paste behaviour for "within documents/emails", "between documents/emails", "from other programs" and one other.

Obviously pasting within the same document/email should include formatting and to a lesser extent between documents too. Given that I think there's a decent argument that paste behaviour should be consistent across the board unless you're advanced enough to configure it yourself.
>> No. 34390 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 11:53 am
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>>34387
Who taught you, where did you learn? I don't fundamentally disagree, if you come up with something genuinely new by all means earn the the fruit of that labour. But patents were meant to expire, because it was understood that no discovery happens without standing on the shoulders of giants, even if those giants were made up of tiny people doing a human pyramid. The moment a "company owns a patent" it should automatically expire after 3-5 years with no option to extend that.
>> No. 34391 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 1:11 pm
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>>34390

I was arguing from a business and economics standpoint. Because that is what my degree is in.

I've had a similar debate with a socialist friend many times, where he kept arguing that innovation should always benefit everybody, i.e. mankind as a whole. I'm not fundamentally going to disagree with it. It's the fruit of centuries of innovation that allow everyone of us to live in the kind of technologically advanced world we're in today. Just take modern EVs, whose invention in the end benefits everybody because they have a smaller carbon footprint and reduce our dependence on oil.

But my friend then sometimes goes on that no single private company should benefit from an innovation they've come up with at all. And that's just not the way a privately owned innovative company works, or can allow itself to work. R&D costs money. You need to pay people doing it, it can cost infrastructure, tools and raw materials that also need to be paid for. No bank will give you a loan if you tell them that you don't plan to profit from your innovative research and are just doing it for a greater good. That greater good doesn't pay back your loan.

>But patents were meant to expire, because it was understood that no discovery happens without standing on the shoulders of giants

No, patents expire because it's understood that at some point the patent holder will have recovered their R&D and made a sound profit, and because an innovation will eventually no longer be an innovation as technology will have moved on. Or your innovation will have become so commonplace that you can't justify maintaining your patent.

Also, you can only file a patent if your invention or innovation is quite fundamentally new. It's not enough to connect the dots of other people's work. Patent offices do check that kind of thing thoroughly.

>The moment a "company owns a patent" it should automatically expire after 3-5 years with no option to extend that.

That's not going to be enough, even in today's fast-paced world. Between filing a patent and actually rolling out your product, setting up distribution channels and seeing a stable stream of revenue come in after market launch, you can expect three years to pass as the absolute minimum. And setting up your distribution itself will cause additional costs all of its own that need to be recovered. We're talking staff training, customer service, product support, the lot. All this takes time, and even five years is often not going to be enough. No private company would invest in innovation under those circumstances. Which would then leave us with much less innovation as a whole. You'd still have publicly funded research at universities or other public institutions, but the pace of innovation would be much slower.
>> No. 34392 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 1:29 pm
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>>34391
>And that's just not the way a privately owned innovative company works, or can allow itself to work. R&D costs money. You need to pay people doing it, it can cost infrastructure, tools and raw materials that also need to be paid for. No bank will give you a loan if you tell them that you don't plan to profit from your innovative research and are just doing it for a greater good.
People don't stop trying to do the same thing for less effort simply out of fear of being copied. As though they won't outsource to places where labour is cheaper if others might copy them doing that. Did technological progress only begin two hundred years ago when patents were first implemented? Nobody tried to make their life easier before then, to work smarter not harder? What you're saying is just nonsense caused by being unable to think outside the narrow boundaries of contemporary economics. There's "If all you have is a hammer..." and there's "If all you have is a business and economics degree".
>> No. 34393 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 2:08 pm
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>>34392
I'm not particularly fond of the other lad, his smug agenda pushing EV paragraph put me right off. He is right though, and you've proved it with your own post. Try comparing the rate of technological innovation before and after patents.

You also have to consider the rate of diminishing returns on innovation, while it's definitely not linear, it's definitely fair to say that in general more advanced concepts are harder to discover or invent. The bloke who invented ancient concrete for example was probably able to do it behind his house with a shovel and some sacks of different materials. Developing new plastics or selectively breeding worms to ingest and digest polystyrene, while it certainly could be done as a hobby, isn't likely to capture the imagination or interest of doer people in the same way as an obvious, in your face, hey look it worked project like concrete. Actually I doubt developing new materials could be done as a hobby, it requires expensive machines.

Certainly money is a good motivator of people, but also it's necessary in some fields simply because we've passed the point in technology where the next big hit like the wheel is built in someone's back garden. Patents ensure people will receive compensation for their work. Without this, a lot of work would simply not be done. Not because people are evil, but because the purpose to coalesce people and ideas around a problem simply wouldn't exist.
>> No. 34394 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 2:11 pm
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>>34392

>There's "If all you have is a hammer..." and there's "If all you have is a business and economics degree".

Bit simplistic, don't you think. A hammer is for hitting nails and smashing someone's head in and not much else. If you really know your stuff, then business and economics are a Swiss army knife of degrees.

>What you're saying is just nonsense caused by being unable to think outside the narrow boundaries of contemporary economics

Except, again, they aren't that narrow. Socialists think "contemporaty economics" are nonsense because they think that money must come from other people who have more, or the government. But to quote Margaret Thatcher, which I don't do lightly because I otherwise don't really like what she stood for at all: the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. Private-sector profitability isn't just a dogma devised by heartless contemporary economists; it is one of the backbones of our entire economic system.
>> No. 34395 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 2:33 pm
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>>34394
To be fair the entire economic system is wrong, but since it's what we have I'll give you that.
>> No. 34396 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 2:45 pm
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>>34393
>Try comparing the rate of technological innovation before and after patents.
The increase in the rate of technological innovation over time was not driven by patents, you're still talking total bullshit even if you've now been forced to move the goalposts from "It is essential" to "It's not essential but makes it happen significantly faster".
>> No. 34397 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 2:59 pm
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>>34394

The capitalist argument is that patents (and especially copyright) stifle rather than encourage innovation, creating a rentier class who use their intellectual property to extract royalties and inhibit competition. Intellectual property isn't "property" in the conventional sense, but a state-sanctioned monopoly.

Copyright is IMO a much more clear-cut example. The Copyright Act of 1710 set a term of 14 years, with the option to extend for another 14 years. That seems like a perfectly reasonable period for the author of a work to gain most of the commercial benefit from their creation. Today, the duration of copyright is the life of the author plus 70 years. Was anyone ever discouraged from writing a book or composing a piece of music because of the possibility that their great-grandchildren wouldn't get any royalties? That incredibly long term of copyright seems to only serve the interests of massive media companies, potentially to the detriment of authors.

Patents ostensibly protect inventors, but actually enforcing your patent is prohibitively expensive if you aren't a massive corporation with a huge legal team. Patent law as it exists allows big companies with deep pockets to bully their competitors in the courts. It doesn't really matter who is in the right legally, if one side can comfortably afford to spend millions of pounds in legal fees to crush their competitors. Patent law has in many ways become a protection racket - even if you aren't infringing on someone's patent, it's usually cheaper to pay them royalties than to fight it out in court.
>> No. 34398 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 3:04 pm
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>>34396
Sorry to destroy your short lived and probably unique sense of victory lad, but I'm not him. Usually I feel bad about it when I cause a mistake like that by sticking my oar in where it's not wanted, but in this case I think the very first sentence of the post should have made you aware.
>> No. 34399 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 3:29 pm
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Allow me to propose a middle ground that makes everyone unhappy:

>>34394
>Except, again, they aren't that narrow. Socialists think "contemporaty economics" are nonsense because they think that money must come from other people who have more, or the government. But to quote Margaret Thatcher, which I don't do lightly because I otherwise don't really like what she stood for at all: the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. Private-sector profitability isn't just a dogma devised by heartless contemporary economists; it is one of the backbones of our entire economic system.

I can see state grants being a obvious and extent system where the cost is socialised and the benefits accessed via growth/savings or outright public goods. Obviously it's a system that most supports very particular areas of discovery and as any academic (or growth company) will tell you is a complete joke where you spend more effort getting the money than it's worth but I digress.

>>34396
>The increase in the rate of technological innovation over time was not driven by patents, you're still talking total bullshit even if you've now been forced to move the goalposts from "It is essential" to "It's not essential but makes it happen significantly faster".

I think compared to the alternatives it clearly is. The profit motive is going to drive innovation because of the non-trivial upfront and risk involved even in the relatively less engineering focused innovation. You might have the state fund an exercise of pure pen and paper mathematics but it's going to do so expecting its own tangible return - otherwise Dorine down the road will whinge that the money could be going to the NHS. Or the apparatchik will want the resources directed toward his slush fund. Pre-1800 you might see a limited form of innovation done but some dickhead in a wig collecting plant samples or a guild achieving innovation it can promptly lock away for its own benefit but that's not going to drive modern innovation even when you're Jeff Bezos funding Blue Origin.

For both of you there's probably some middle-ground Mazzacato-esque solution where the state intervenes more to support innovation and where it does so with strings attached to how the private sector delivers benefit and channels more return into R&D. BUT as is already the case in state funding for R&D it will apply metrics influenced by a mixture of private sector experience and its own project management principles that have been honed over centuries to support colossal levels of research most effectively.

>>34397
>Today, the duration of copyright is the life of the author plus 70 years. Was anyone ever discouraged from writing a book or composing a piece of music because of the possibility that their great-grandchildren wouldn't get any royalties? That incredibly long term of copyright seems to only serve the interests of massive media companies, potentially to the detriment of authors.

I don't know if there's a right answer to this problem. Franchise owners can't exactly not maintain the IP of the Pepsi logo and keep innovating on the products we know and love. Equally we've seen an explosion of geographical indicators across Europe which can simply stop knowledge and technique being lost by empowering a local community - a way to preserve and even revive innovation to ensure English varieties of cheese gets to China.
>> No. 34400 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 3:40 pm
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>>34399

>Franchise owners can't exactly not maintain the IP of the Pepsi logo and keep innovating on the products we know and love.

Trademark isn't copyright. The Pepsi logo can be maintained indefinitely as a trademark, as a means of indicating a distinctive product.
>> No. 34401 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 4:16 pm
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If I invented a hot new phone app that you can't buy food without, then I'd be about to get really rich and the super-rich would have a new member. But Google could just copy it and spend all their resources on shutting me out of my own idea. Without patents to protect the little guy who wants to starve your children to death unless you pay me my protection money, the ruling class can just help themselves forever and get richer and richer. I might be better than them at inventing Subsistencefarmr™, but I can't compete with a corporation that has 100,000 employees. If you're the sort of bleeding-heart lefty who wants to take intellectual property rights away from big companies, then you also want to take those same rights away from me, the little man with the big idea to hold food for ransom. And by taking those rights away from anyone, you are effectively just giving those rights to whoever is strongest in society and can seize the rights themselves. You fascist bigot.
>> No. 34402 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 4:29 pm
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>>34398
You're continuing his argument, I don't give a shit if you're the same physical person or not.
>> No. 34403 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 4:39 pm
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>>34401
I can't tell if I'm too drunk or not drunk enough for this post.
>> No. 34404 Anonymous
23rd July 2023
Sunday 9:21 pm
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I agreed with my housemate to split the gas and electric but he's never here. It makes me feel guilty because obviously I'm getting all the benefit her while he's off on holiday.

Oh and I've asked the landlord multiple times to get us off the meter which requires them to send an electrician round to find the codes. That's it. I need to find out what's going on with the gas and leccy on my flat so I can get electronic billing but it's never happened.
>> No. 34405 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 1:01 am
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Russell Brand winds me up.

For a former cokehead, he's pretty alt-right these days. Or maybe I'm missing something and the two go hand in hand.

In any case, avoid his youtube channel. Pointless blathering that tries to emulate his formerly successful edgy comedy routines, but fails.
>> No. 34406 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 7:46 am
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>>34405
I think there's a far bit of overlap between people who go off the deep end on either side of the political spectrum. For example, they're both very susceptible to conspiracy theories. The most antivax people I know are free spirit hippy types.
>> No. 34407 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 8:19 am
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>>34406
I think it's dangerous to write off legitimate political beliefs as conspiracy theories. A fair few conspiracy theories have turned out to be true over the years, like that one where half of the UK government and civil service conspired to falsify evidence of WMDs in Iraq.
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24th July 2023
Monday 8:46 am
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>>34407
They're not mutually exclusive. It's possible to be sceptical of the government and believe in some theories which turn out to be true, e.g. Nick Griffin being right about Rotherham vindicated his followers and gave the far-right a lot of legitimacy, whilst also being prone to falling for a lot of wackadoo bollocks.
>> No. 34409 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 8:51 am
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>>34408
Isn't that the essence of it though? Let's say a known schizophrenic bursts in to the room shouting fire, there's a fire, everyone get out there's a fire, do we ignore the schizophrenic because he has, at times in the past, believed some things which were wrong? You intentionally don't know whether there is a fire in this scenario.
>> No. 34410 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 9:34 am
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>>34408>>34409

Play the ball, not the man. Russell Brand, Nick Griffin, "former cokeheads", "free spirit hippy types", and whatever other individual or stereotype you'd care to mention, are all human and will have some views that are well-founded and some that are not so.

Judging the validity of an argument based on who's expressing it, rather than the merit of the points presented, risks exactly the kind of faulty thinking that leads people to believe that there must be WMDs because the presenters of Newsnight keep saying so.

I'd also add that broad characterisations of people's political views, as well as the nebulous nature of political terminology, renders a label like "alt right" virtually meaningless, at least to me. If Brand has said something stupid, then point out that he's said something stupid and why he's wrong. If you just don't like his presentation style, that's something quite different, and just say you don't like his face. But mixing up these types of criticism and dismissing someone's argument based on an impression of their views leads to obvious fallacies.
>> No. 34411 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 9:45 am
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>>34410
>If Brand has said something stupid, then point out that he's said something stupid and why he's wrong.
Well there was that time he wanked a bloke off in a pub toilets on telly.
>> No. 34412 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 9:56 am
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Plugged my phone in to charge about an hour ago. Checked the battery just now and it was still on 22%, which made me a little nervous. That's when I pull on the charging cable and realise it's not plugged into my laptop, my PC or the plug. So many USB holes around you'd think it would find it's way into one of them.
>> No. 34413 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 10:30 am
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>>34410
>>34411

https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/technology/internet/61724/tarnished-brand
>> No. 34414 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 11:17 am
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I've had many periods of sickness since October due to my disabilities. In February, I asked my manager for a referral to occupational health. I asked several times a month until the end of May, when she asked for my DOB and address so she could put through the referral.

The woman in charge of my role's department chased up the referral last week. Today I got an email saying no referral for me was ever received by the occupational health department. Very frustrating.

>>34405
I lost a lot of respect for him during the 2015 election, when he told everyone to not register to vote and/or not vote. Then a couple of days before the election he did a piece with Ed Miliband who he then endorsed, but it was too late the damage had been done.
>> No. 34415 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 12:24 pm
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>>34413

I'm >>34410, and this think-piece illustrates exactly the problem I'm talking about.

I'll grant I only skimmed it because it's styled as some sort of exposé of Brand as a controversial figure, but I couldn't see any quotes from Brand or any real substantive criticism of his views. The first twenty or so paragraphs(!) goes over his ascent and current popularity on platforms largely outside of British print and television. There are some vague allusions to supporting conspiracy theories, like the following:
>Now he is using his anti-establishment views and comedic charm—once based on broadly left-wing principles—to broadcast (and sometimes even promote) misinformation and conspiracy theories on topics ranging from 9/11 to vaccines and the involvement (or not) of the FBI and CIA in selecting US presidents.

But there don't seem to be any quotes from Brand, no facts that he's misrepresented, no sources indicating he's lied. If you accuse someone of spreading misinformation, it surely necessitates showing where and how that person is wrong on specific points.

There's this empty criticism which I frankly can't make heads nor tails of:
>Often, rather than outwardly saying he believes something that is known to be false (though he does also sometimes do that too), Brand will simply talk about someone else who is arguing in favour of a conspiracy, or will interview a person who promotes these ideas.

The accusation here seems unclear to me: he'll invite people on who the author labels conspiracy theorists, and will even occasionally disagree with them, but not enough for the author's liking? Fine, why? When should he have disagreed?

And then the weirdest bit:
>This is what Felix Simon, a communication researcher at Oxford University’s Internet Institute (OII), says is key to Brand’s influence. “The most important thing to understand about people like Russell Brand, and online influencers in general, is that they are able to build something we call a ‘parasocial interaction’ with audiences”

Even the fact that Brand is liked as a personality is now a detriment to his character, and he's clearly hoodwinked millions of the wrong sort of fans into a "cult-like new following". Note that again, nothing here addresses anything Brand has actually said, which is remarkable because I'm sure he's said plenty of daft shit.

I don't even like Brand, but that is a few thousand words dedicated not to addressing any of his arguments or things he's gotten wrong, but just to paint him as a general sort of wrong'un that it's no longer culturally acceptable to enjoy. I find this sort of thing absolutely maddening.
>> No. 34416 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 12:57 pm
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>>34415

I'm not sure why you've taken 15 minutes out of your day to defend Russell Brand at such length. Go have a salad, don't waste your lunch hour like that.

And just actually have a listen to some of Brand's youtube videos. Maybe he just benignly fancies himself an elder edgelad, but even so, it's shocking how unaware he is that he's attracting the wrong kind of audience.
>> No. 34417 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 1:14 pm
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>>34416

It's not so much Brand that I care about. What I care about is the right to hear and assess an idea based on its own merits.

I find articles like that shallow and rather patronising, since it doesn't present any real information to counter anything Brand has said. I'm very tired of argument by ad hominem. If it's as simple as "actually having a listen to some of Brand's youtube videos", why not take something he's obviously wrong about and post it?

Even the idea of a "wrong kind of audience" strikes me as extremely cynical. His viewers are human beings like any other, why could they not be right about certain issues and wrong on others? How do we even know what they're wrong about, unless there's actually discussion of the points, instead of categorising ourselves into Team A (that obviously knows better) and Team B (that can't believe you'd even listen to the weirdos on Team A)?
>> No. 34418 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 2:47 pm
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>>34416
>he's attracting the wrong kind of audience
Sigh.
>> No. 34419 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 7:04 pm
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Tracking whether someone has opened an email without using a read receipt notification should be highly illegal.
>> No. 34420 Anonymous
24th July 2023
Monday 9:43 pm
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>>34419

It's probably illegal under GDPR, but now that we've left the EU, you can't count on it applying in the near future.

Thunderbird disables remote content by default. I don't think there are many ways to covertly track you without you allowing your mail client to load remote content, so you'll be golden as long as you don't change that setting.
>> No. 34421 Anonymous
25th July 2023
Tuesday 10:55 am
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I'm trying to open up a regular saver with Beehive Money, which is Nottingham Building Society's attempt at trying to get down with the kids. You've got to do everything through their app, but it is painfully clunky.
>> No. 34422 Anonymous
25th July 2023
Tuesday 2:23 pm
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>Apple slams UK surveillance-bill proposals

Snooper's Charter again. I though we'd gotten past this.
>> No. 34423 Anonymous
25th July 2023
Tuesday 2:45 pm
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>>34422
>I though we'd gotten past this.
Why? These internet regulation bills always resurface.
>> No. 34424 Anonymous
27th July 2023
Thursday 1:30 pm
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I just went for a blood test and about 30 seconds afterwards I was sick all over my leg. It's never happened before and I don't really know why it happened this time, I was just struck by a wave of intense nausea that came and went in seconds. The nurse gave me a few wet-wipes, but all that really achieved was to spread it around a bit, so I had to take the train home reeking of sick. Doing my bit for the British car industry, I suppose.
>> No. 34425 Anonymous
27th July 2023
Thursday 4:42 pm
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>>34424

I hope you got all this on your phone - people would pay good money to see some POV of something horkin' up on themself while a well-meaning bystander panics and makes everything worse.

I once got so messed up on afternoon drinks that I felt that I should toddle off home, but not before buying two BK whoppers, wolfing one of them down on the train station platform, and hurling it back into the bag with the uneaten one once the train started moving. The bag soon gave up its structural integrity and the other whopper oozed out of the bottom, slowd briefly by tendrils of puke.

I hate wasting food, so I picked the other burger back up, stuffed it into my hoodie pocket, and legged it to the next carriage.
>> No. 34426 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 1:29 pm
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Every indoor fan I've tried that is marketed as quiet isn't quiet at all. The fans themselves may be, but in the dead of night you can hear the motor humming like a motherfucker and it vibrates things around them. I've tried several now and I'm not sure how people are sleeping with them on when it just gives me flashbacks to sleeping on megabuses. The 3 year old £25 tower fan I'm still having to use is somehow outperforming these £80-100+ "quiet" fans. Is the quality of things just shit now? Nothing seems to work properly anymore.
>> No. 34427 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 5:13 pm
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>>34426
A few years ago my girlfriend bought a £350 Dyson tower fan. It broke after a year, and was pretty much the same loudness as the no-name brand fan she'd had for 20 years. Now she uses a £50ish fan that does the job just fine. The Dyson product was not worth the price at all.
>> No. 34428 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 5:39 pm
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>>34427

Most Dyson products are overhyped tech gadgets. You can spend up to £800 on a Dyson vacuum cleaner that will do the same job as other £200 premium-brand ones.

I bought a Miele vacuum cleaner ten years ago for about £200, and it's an absolute beast and still good as new.

Oh yeah, and the clip-on fan I've got on a shelf above my bed was £15 at Woolworths about 20 years ago. Still runs, and has two settings.
>> No. 34429 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 8:43 pm
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>>34427
>>34428
Dyson is basically the Apple of home appliances. You're pretty much paying for the name rather than the actual product.
>> No. 34430 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 10:12 pm
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>>34429

>Dyson is basically the Apple of home appliances.

Well said. But you can't say that Dyson isn't innovative; a vacuum cleaner that analyses dust particles as it sucks them up and gives you a readout on an LCD screen is pretty cool stuff. You'll just have to ask yourself if it's worth 800 quid to you. I'm sure it finds its market with dirt-paranoid OCD housewives.
>> No. 34431 Anonymous
28th July 2023
Friday 10:25 pm
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>>34428
>I bought a Miele vacuum cleaner ten years ago for about £200, and it's an absolute beast and still good as new.

If that ever dies I strongly recommend the Amazon basics vacuum. I couldn't believe how well it picks up for something so cheap.

Well, so long as you don't want to give up and buy a robot vacuum cleaner so you never ever have to deal with those 10-20 minutes on a Sunday afternoon every again. I've been tempted for awhile just because of the knowledge of how I usually can't be bothered.
>> No. 34432 Anonymous
29th July 2023
Saturday 2:42 am
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Having a cordless vacuum has done wonders for my ability to actually be arsed. Instead of being a chore, it's now something I almost, while I hesitate to say "enjoy", take some satisfaction in doing. I see that the floor is getting a few bits on it and I just think, "Oh, I'll whip the vac around", and that's that. Job done.

All I have to do is go get it out the cupboard and unfold it (with a satisfying click that you can pretend is the extendable stock on an assault rifle if that's the sort of thing that helps you) then wander around the flat pushing it around for 10 minutes. It's by far the least hassle of any domestic task.

It's amazing how little of a difference simply not having to faff with the plug and cable makes, but I can't recommend it enough.
>> No. 34433 Anonymous
29th July 2023
Saturday 3:15 am
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>>34432
> Having a cordless vacuum has done wonders for my ability to actually be arsed. Instead of being a chore, it's now something I almost, while I hesitate to say "enjoy", take some satisfaction in doing.

Beware, this is very close to optimising your house to getting an automatic hoover.
>> No. 34434 Anonymous
29th July 2023
Saturday 9:36 am
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Henry's rolling his eyes at the lot of you.
>> No. 34435 Anonymous
2nd August 2023
Wednesday 1:50 pm
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Among the other emails he received yesterday, one of my housemates received these two:

1. He received a demand to settle a missing rent payment. Not an automated message, but one written by someone at the letting agnecy.
2. He was copied in on a remediation notice from environmental health to the same person at the letting agency listing nine issues, including dodgy electrics and black mould.

The fucking nerve of some people. Especially in property.
>> No. 34436 Anonymous
7th August 2023
Monday 11:59 am
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Why does this exist?
>> No. 34437 Anonymous
7th August 2023
Monday 3:43 pm
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>>34436
I think they sell a lot more of the 3XL versions than the XS versions.
>> No. 34438 Anonymous
7th August 2023
Monday 4:11 pm
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>>34436
It's an absurdist extraction from the "fish fear me, women want me" meme.
>> No. 34439 Anonymous
7th August 2023
Monday 9:08 pm
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>>34436
I assume it doesn't exist. I think print-on-demand websites advertise themselves based on algorithms, and will sometimes offer T-shirts using popular words that would look terrible on a shirt.
>> No. 34440 Anonymous
7th August 2023
Monday 11:09 pm
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I just found these on eBay. I think we're close to bring this whole look together into something seriously stylish.
>> No. 34441 Anonymous
7th August 2023
Monday 11:19 pm
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People who keep saying that it already feels like autumn. So we've had some shit weather, but it's still only the beginning of August.
>> No. 34442 Anonymous
8th August 2023
Tuesday 1:03 am
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>>34441
You're right. We've got a good 36 hours of summer coming up.
>> No. 34443 Anonymous
8th August 2023
Tuesday 1:33 am
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>>34442

Might as well enjoy every minute of it.
>> No. 34444 Anonymous
8th August 2023
Tuesday 10:23 am
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>>34442
The climate doomers promised a months-long high-30s heatwave. How are we supposed to complain about it being too hot now?
>> No. 34445 Anonymous
8th August 2023
Tuesday 10:51 am
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When you get a job you should be able to write down one friend and if that friend gets made unemployed you should get a week off work so you can hang out together.
>> No. 34446 Anonymous
8th August 2023
Tuesday 12:17 pm
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>>34445
They give you 5.6 weeks off no questions asked.
>> No. 34447 Anonymous
8th August 2023
Tuesday 12:28 pm
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>>34446
Yeah, but I have to book it. I needed lead time that I didn't get. Also I want more time off, you villain.
>> No. 34448 Anonymous
9th August 2023
Wednesday 2:19 pm
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I swear I started a new paragraph in that email but it completely disappeared after I hit send.
>> No. 34449 Anonymous
9th August 2023
Wednesday 6:42 pm
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A seller on eBay just cancelled my order for a set of brake discs and pads because of what they told me was a glitch in their inventory system, i.e. it turned out they're out of my items, and aren't expecting a new delivery anytime soon, as they told me on the phone.

So I had to order from another seller this afternoon, but it's iffy if they'll be here this weekend. It says "Free 2-4 day postage", so it's anybody's guess.
>> No. 34450 Anonymous
10th August 2023
Thursday 3:27 pm
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Universal Credit are genuinely fucking useless. They keep telling me one thing in a meeting then I get sanctioned for doing what was expected of me, then I get told there's been a "misunderstanding". This exact chain of events has happened for several months now and I think I'm just going to sign off, this extra stress and hassle over this bollocks that should be incredibly simple just isn't worth it anymore. A job would be nice but it's not happening so I'll just do crime instead.
>> No. 34451 Anonymous
10th August 2023
Thursday 5:05 pm
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>>34450
Are you wanting a job or are you wanting a specific job? Because I can't see why the former shouldn't be solved inside of a week or two.
>> No. 34452 Anonymous
11th August 2023
Friday 2:12 pm
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Just realised that the "now playing on 6Music" Twitter account has stopped. They have one on Mastodon instead, but it's so much slower to scroll through.
>> No. 34453 Anonymous
14th August 2023
Monday 11:37 am
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I've been using this shitty, shitty speaker on my computer for probably two years now. Not only does it crackle like a burning log if you turn the knob over a third of the way up, I've had a nail clipper wedged between the USB power cord and the audio out cable because otherwise the sound gets even more fucked up. Even after half the speaker stopped working, I persisted with it. But it just occured to me, I can buy new speakers, I don't have to put up with this bollocks any longer. This is what being skint for years and years does to your brain. I've got a pretty dim view of electrical waste, but when something barely worked when you got it, hardly works now and wouldn't be very good even if you got it all going perfectly, I say: fuck it.
>> No. 34454 Anonymous
14th August 2023
Monday 12:22 pm
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>>34453

My go-to for that kind of thing is always eBay auctions. Especially for pretty generic parts like PC speakers, there should be loads of auctions for used speakers where there are no bidders, so you can swoop in and bid a few quid just seconds before they run out.

I got a Netgear router a while ago to replace the exact same one I had which was abougt eight years old and then suddenly just stopped working from one minute to the next, and I ended up getting it off an eBay auction at their minimum bid of £5.
>> No. 34456 Anonymous
22nd August 2023
Tuesday 1:42 pm
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I very much doubt I'm the first person to think this, but every cunt having a camera on them at all times forever is one of the shitest things to happen, ever. Twenty-four-seven hyper-emotional happy slapping, worldwide, with the psycho dial turned up to ten, then snapped off for good measure.

I hope it's hot in Hell, that way the CMOS sensors might not work down there.
>> No. 34457 Anonymous
22nd August 2023
Tuesday 1:48 pm
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>>34456
It's arguably entirely disastrous in ways we're only just beginning to understand. Radical types have often talked about people having a "policeman in your head" but this goes way beyond that; a whole mob in your head.
>> No. 34458 Anonymous
22nd August 2023
Tuesday 2:04 pm
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>>34457

I think the fact that your phone is an always-on GPS tracking device is much more worrying.

Yes, it helps track murderers. But there was a time, mostly before CCTV, ANPR and other things, when you could pretty much drop off the face of the Earth for a few hours when you were on the go, and nobody had a way of knowing where exactly you were.

A whole generation has now grown up knowing nothing but a world where all those tracking technologies exist, and where loads of people are completely oblivious to the fact that their phone is tracking them all the time, and the majority don't question any of it to a degree where there would be widespread outrage. It's one thing to facilitate the solving of crimes, or deterring them by having a CCTV camera, but to me that's the real panopticon of our times. The fact that it's almost impossible to go somewhere without leaving a trail of data and digital information. Both on your phone and from other sources.
>> No. 34459 Anonymous
22nd August 2023
Tuesday 2:58 pm
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>>34456

I've always thought Black Mirror could have had an episode set in a painfully hip area of a city in which no one pays attention to eachother at all, but everyone is engaged in 24/7 media-sharing and "Jackass"-like stunts, a bit like Nathan Barley for the 2010s.

I'm not sure how far you'd have to push it for people to actually get that it's satire, however.
>> No. 34460 Anonymous
22nd August 2023
Tuesday 6:07 pm
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>>34458

Perhaps this is more og a /g/ question, but do "black-out bags" work? Basically like putting your phone in a little Faraday cage.
>> No. 34461 Anonymous
22nd August 2023
Tuesday 10:04 pm
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>>34460
Could you not just leave your phone at home and fuck off somewhere still? Take cash, maybe a paper map.
>> No. 34462 Anonymous
22nd August 2023
Tuesday 10:22 pm
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>>34461

It amuses me people never think of this.

If I ever committed a major crime, the first thing I'd do is leave my phone at home and maybe set up something to automatically visit a list of sites so there's actual activity logged, or leave my computer to idle in a game so Steam shows play time, and then I could use it as the alibi. "No mate, I was at home playing Call of Duty all night, check my telescreen logs".
>> No. 34463 Anonymous
22nd August 2023
Tuesday 11:08 pm
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>>34460

If they're properly constructed, yes. They're a standard bit of kit for digital forensics, to stop someone from remotely wiping a device before it can be analysed.
>> No. 34464 Anonymous
22nd August 2023
Tuesday 11:46 pm
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>>34462

Problem is, your phone isn't the only thing that's spying on you. The average person who's moving out in public in the UK is caught by an average of 70 different CCTV cameras a day, and up to 300 if you live in London, according to various sources on Google. You could leave your phone at home, but even if you kill somebody in the privacy of their own home with the curtains shut and no cameras watching the actual event, you will probably end up on CCTV numerous times on your way there. If you're really unlucky, a neighbour's security camera will film you entering the house of your victim.

What I really don't like is ANPR. A CCTV camera can record you on video, but unless somebody examines it forensically and works out that that blurred person in the far right corner who's visible for three frames looks enough like you to be you, there is no identity and no personal information that goes along with it. ANPR takes it further by instantly pulling up your whole identity from numerous different databases. Which means that even if you were blurred enough on the CCTV footage to invite reasonable doubt if you were the murderer, ANPR puts you in the vicinity of a crime beyond argument.

It's not that I feel limited in my freedom because there's a good chance I'll be spotted on CCTV or by ANPR if I drive to somebody's house to kill them. It's because I don't plan anything like that, ever, but can't escape technology which constantly and at least implicitly treats me like a suspect.
>> No. 34465 Anonymous
23rd August 2023
Wednesday 1:07 am
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>>34464
You're absolute right, of course, and yet when my bike was stolen from in front of six different CCTV cameras, the police couldn't even be bothered to watch the footage. And we have ANPR at my work and we need to manually enable it for every car that comes in.
>> No. 34466 Anonymous
23rd August 2023
Wednesday 3:19 am
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>>34465
I could understand the surveillance apparatus if they did anything useful with it when the opportunity presented. I heard a story recently about someone who had a motorbike stolen, went to the police with his documents, and also the location history of the tag he'd placed on it. They sent him home with a reference number, presumably before going back to their massive box of doughnuts.
>> No. 34467 Anonymous
23rd August 2023
Wednesday 8:06 am
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There's an increasing trend on YouTube for young (18-25ish) content creators to cover "cringe" TikTokers and YouTubers. Calling out racism and highlighting dumb shit that they do. But something really irks me about it. The ones cataloguing noncing or sexual harassment, whatever, that stuff is bad. But a lot of these react creators are ultimately bullying mentally ill and/or intellectually disabled people, while hiding behind a mask of respectability by pretending it's just a factual documentary. It seems like ghoulish bullying.

One of these creators did make me laugh. He made videos about some autistic dude being inappropriate to minors (autism is not an excuse for noncery, but the level of crime this autist committed was not major), then a week ago had to put out an apology of his own for being inappropriate to minors in the early days of his channel. Maybe I should do a scathing 20 minute deep dive into his impropriety, see how he likes it, the unfunny Scotch hipster cunt.
>> No. 34468 Anonymous
23rd August 2023
Wednesday 9:16 am
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>>34467

"Reaction" videos are parasitic and seem to rarely add anything of value. Genuine criticism and analysis can grant you new perspectives about things you're interested in, but I don't think I've ever seen a "reacts" video that put in that level of effort. Even if the idea is to see unscripted reactions to something in real time, it's almost unbelievable how bland some of them are.

Otherlad posted the Rubber Bandits "Dad's Best Friend" music video in an /emo/ thread recently. It's a darkly comical little song about a middle-aged guy who's becoming increasingly unhinged as he realises his life isn't what he wanted it to be, and is at risk of taking his more stable friends down with him.

It's got brilliant hooks, surreal visuals (like old Aphex Twin videos), it's brutally funny and sad and provocative. I found a reaction video where three lads sit around and watch it, and I thought "why not, I'll try it, there's no way this could be boring". I shit you not, these three lads sit around staring at it like cattle, with one occasionally cracking a smile and glancing at his friend. The third said he "had no idea what was going on".

This is a video that makes me laugh out loud, causes painful recognition of times in my life where I've acted like a bit of a nutcase, and could lead to loads of interesting conversations: personal experiences of rough times where our friends (or we ourselves) have misbehaved, men's mental health and perceptions of it, difficulties adjusting to family life, what it's like to have lifelong friends and seeing them change over the years, even just production value and how creepy some it looked... but these three thick cunts just let out an occasional weak giggle while one of them doesn't get it at all, unable to even articulate why he didn't connect with it.

I'm never getting those few minutes of my life back. Learn from me, lads, don't bother with (lack of) reaction videos.
>> No. 34469 Anonymous
23rd August 2023
Wednesday 9:24 am
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>>34468
Because I'm a masochist, the algorithm recommends me a lot of stuff like that. "Americans react to Peep Show" was one of them I think. I don't think Peep Show is so weird and out there that it'd be entertaining watching someone else react to it.

Also I often get recommended Lets Plays with close to zero views which are a bit sad in a way. Especially when they've put effort into the channel branding and presentation and stuff. They probably want to be the next big e-celeb but they're just making banal commentary over footage of an uninteresting game, only for it to be viewed by one person.
>> No. 34470 Anonymous
23rd August 2023
Wednesday 9:58 am
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>>34469

The banal commentary is surely the main issue there, though, isn't it? The successful streamers tend to be the ones that are quite funny in their own right. What you really need is a personality and ideally some unique insight into what you're reviewing. I don't think it's enough (anymore) to play a horror game and jump, then say "ooh, that was scary".

To be fair to the channel I watched, they'd branded themselves as "Office Blokes". In that sense, they lived up 100% to their self-characterisation as being the sort of boring farts who I would expect to have no interesting thoughts about anything, thus fitting in perfectly at a generic office.
>> No. 34471 Anonymous
23rd August 2023
Wednesday 11:53 am
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>>34468

>"Reaction" videos are parasitic and seem to rarely add anything of value. Genuine criticism and analysis can grant you new perspectives about things you're interested in, but I don't think I've ever seen a "reacts" video that put in that level of effort.

Exactly, almost all of them are parasitic. It's usually just some random person who's latching onto a trending topic on youtube.

There are some exceptions where genuine experts will give you an educated opinion on a topic that can actually be valuable. But yeah, for most youtubers who do reaction videos, it's just a lazy attempt to make money with no real effort.
>> No. 34472 Anonymous
23rd August 2023
Wednesday 12:28 pm
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I like the ones that are just African-Americans having over the top positive reactions to rock music to placate the egos of white Americans.
>> No. 34473 Anonymous
25th August 2023
Friday 2:03 pm
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>hybrid
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Fuck off.
>> No. 34474 Anonymous
25th August 2023
Friday 5:42 pm
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>>34473
If you need to be in the office, then you should be in the office. If you don't need to be in the office, then you shouldn't have to be in the office. "N days in the office per week" just seems like getting bums in seats, which is management either being control freaks, or trying to place the burden of their own sunk costs onto the employees, or both.
>> No. 34475 Anonymous
25th August 2023
Friday 8:23 pm
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>>34474

I can just about see the case for having one or two days in the office per week, because in some cases it's genuinely easier to collaborate in person and a lot of companies just aren't particularly good at coordinating big meetings online. What annoys me is when work-from-home is treated as a perk, a concession given only reluctantly by a manager who would much rather have you in the office so they can micro-manage you.
>> No. 34476 Anonymous
25th August 2023
Friday 8:49 pm
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>>34475
If sometime and to micromanage me, I'm more than happy to microwork for them.
>> No. 34477 Anonymous
25th August 2023
Friday 8:53 pm
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>>34475
>in some cases it's genuinely easier to collaborate in person

Right, in some cases. If the cases are a specific task, then this doesn't necessarily translate to at least N days per week in the office, though. It should really be a case of "this might be easier in person, can you come in on Xday?", not forcing an arbitrary presence at regular intervals.
>> No. 34478 Anonymous
29th August 2023
Tuesday 12:13 am
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>>34458
I know I've waited a week to tell you this but you're wrong, wrong, very wrong. While I'm not going to sit here and defend the surveillance state and it's many harms, I think it's way worse that a significant portion of the population is acting for the cameras all the time. What's worse than that even, is that an even larger swath of the public lack the critical thinking skills to dismiss this play acting for what it is. But that's not even the end of it, because these two groups can overlap, so you have people play acting about other's play acting and it creates a feedback loop of mental nonsense. Then the options for the likes of you and me, the normals, are to either engage or not. However, this is the complete illusion of choice, because each path leads to the mental nonsense growing and growing; it's either being fed or allowed to grow. But what do we call this phenomenon? I'm not wholly sure, but I think for now our best bet would be Tory voters.

Obviously that last bit is half a joke. However, I do think we have an increasing problem of, very loud, people who spend much of their headspace on being credulous and pissed off. I don't think this is brand new or anything, but a lack of critical thinking skills seems like more of a problem when noone reads books or the papers, the telly's half guff and social media is constantly trying to bull-bait you.
>> No. 34479 Anonymous
29th August 2023
Tuesday 7:05 pm
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A housemate has just started a diet, so he's in that fucking annoying phase where he just keeps commenting on how eating 1g carbs is like eating poison based on some shit he saw on youtube. Also: since he started this, there's been loads of protein powder all over the kitchen, so he's been asking me if I've been cleaning properly because the kitchen is all of a sudden covered in white powder. Fucking idiot.
>> No. 34480 Anonymous
29th August 2023
Tuesday 8:57 pm
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>>34479

>because the kitchen is all of a sudden covered in white powder

Are you sure he's not concealing a massive cocaine addiction?

Mental fixation can be one of the signs. And a diet is a perfect excuse for sudden weight loss.

You never see a fat cokehead.


nah, he's probably just obsessed with losing weight. He's fine.
>> No. 34481 Anonymous
30th August 2023
Wednesday 1:01 pm
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I had a wank earlier but there was a lot more cum than usual and the suprise of that kind of took me aback and ruined the enjoyment of actually cumming, somewhat.

Sorry, I know this is a very 3:30am kind of post.
>> No. 34482 Anonymous
5th September 2023
Tuesday 9:32 pm
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Glad people are vaping rather than smoking fags, but do they really have to be disposable? It's such a waste, and there's no excuse; refillable, rechargable ones with good reviews going for £20-£30.
>> No. 34483 Anonymous
5th September 2023
Tuesday 10:46 pm
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>>34482

Scotland's on about banning them. I can see the argument on environmental grounds, but any and all anti-vape legislation is directly to the benefit of the old tobacco companies, and their goal of keeping people hooked on the analogue cancer sticks as long as they can get away with. If we can get enough people off fags and onto vapes, then we can think about the waste issue; until then I think getting people off regular ciggies is worth the price.
>> No. 34484 Anonymous
5th September 2023
Tuesday 10:56 pm
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It's bin day around here tomorrow. But this evening I was out for a little stroll and I decided to get a snack and a drink from the shop. Pretty soon after finishing the drink I realised there weren't any public bins on the route I'd taken, so I pop open the next wheelie bin I walk by and drop the empty bottle in. It drops straight to the bottom and the sound echoes outwards. That bin's emptier than a midday showing of Blue Beetle. That film's so unpopular the joke doesn't even land. But speaking of landing, a couple of minutes later I'm done with my food and I do the same thing with another wheelie bin. Once again the unmistakable sound of rubbish landing in an empty wheelie bin rang out. What, the fuck, is going on? You're telling me people are just putting their empty bins out for no reason? These people are at 100% recycling efficiency? Oh, I'm going to blow this thing wide open, whatever it is and whatever I have to do.
>> No. 34485 Anonymous
5th September 2023
Tuesday 11:03 pm
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>>34483

>If we can get enough people off fags and onto vapes, then we can think about the waste issue; until then I think getting people off regular ciggies is worth the price.

Why not do both. Once you've overcome the initial cost of a reusable vape pen, which can't be that expensive, then I'm sure the refills are actually cheaper. And I don't think banning disposable vape pens will keep people from switching to vaping.

Don't know much about vaping at all; I briefly considered switching to vaping when I was trying to get off cigarettes, but my goal was to get rid of my addiction and the nicotine that was causing it, and not to switch to a less harmful way of consuming it. If it actually helps some people become non-smokers, then that's great. But I was always skeptical of it. And some people I know have been vaping for several years, so for them it has not been a gateway to becoming nicotine free. Which I still think should be the goal.
>> No. 34486 Anonymous
5th September 2023
Tuesday 11:19 pm
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>>34483
A reusable vape device can be had for £25, in the shop I was looking at that comes with 20ml of e-liquid thrown in. A disposable vape is about £5 and seems to be equivilent to 2ml of e-liqid.

>>34485
> If it actually helps some people become non-smokers, then that's great. But I was always skeptical of it. And some people I know have been vaping for several years, so for them it has not been a gateway to becoming nicotine free. Which I still think should be the goal.

Who cares? Even if vaping was 50% as harmful (which it realistically isn't) as smoking, then people switching is a big win.
>> No. 34487 Anonymous
5th September 2023
Tuesday 11:20 pm
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>>34485

Yeah, but the problem is refillable vapes with their coils and whatnot are, while not exactly rocket science, still seen as just complicated enough to put people off. Disposable vapes exist for a reason after all, and that's because of the no fuss nature of them which is enough to tempt people who otherwise wouldn't bother over.

>If it actually helps some people become non-smokers, then that's great. But I was always skeptical of it.

They have proven effectiveness that cannot be disputed. I hope you won't think I'm just pulling it out of my arse because I can't be arsed googling the studies, but it's extensive enough that we should seriously consider handing them out on the NHS like with patches and such.

>And some people I know have been vaping for several years, so for them it has not been a gateway to becoming nicotine free. Which I still think should be the goal.

There's no reason to make perfect the enemy of the good here, nicotine is nearly harmless- It's all the crap you get in actual smoke that does the damage. There's no reason to consider nicotine any more dangerous or worrying than caffeine if it's delivered cleanly. I understand the logic, but when you think about it, it is actually deeply irational.

Getting people off cigs saves lives, anything that helps in that should be embraced.
>> No. 34488 Anonymous
5th September 2023
Tuesday 11:37 pm
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>>34487

>There's no reason to make perfect the enemy of the good here, nicotine is nearly harmless- It's all the crap you get in actual smoke that does the damage.

I realise I'm making myself sound like a bigot - but why not ditch nicotine altogether. Harmless or not, it is still an addictive substance, and you're better off without it in your system.

Also, aside from all kinds of bad stuff that gets put in vaping liquids which can make you sick, nicotine isn't all that harmless after all. Among other things, it's a vasoconstrictor, which means it narrows your blood vessels, even if you vape it. Which is bad news if you've got a long smoking career behind you where your blood vessels were already clogged up by plaque from all the tar and other harmful substances in cigarettes. You'll still recover from the damage you were doing to yourself, but you're not helping your body restore healthy blood flow in the same way as somebody who quits smoking cold turkey.

Again, if vaping is your first step towards quitting smoking, then that's good. More power to you. But I doubt your commitment if you're then stuck vaping for three or four years.
>> No. 34489 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 12:05 am
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>>34488

>I realise I'm making myself sound like a bigot - but why not ditch nicotine altogether. Harmless or not, it is still an addictive substance

You've answered your own question. Nicotine is a highly addictive drug, cigarettes are an incredibly toxic delivery mechanism for that drug, so vaping is a massively beneficial harm-reduction technology. A lot of people won't or can't quit, but switching to vaping means that they almost certainly won't die as a result of their nicotine addiction.

We've wrapped up a straightforward health issue with a moralistic attitude to drug use; "smoking kills" justified a lot of anti-smoker prejudice, which is now being revealed in the debate about vaping.

There's a lot of worry about young people vaping, but nobody is talking about the fact that youth smoking is practically extinct - less than 4% of 15-year-olds are regular smokers, compared to 25% when I was fifteen. Obviously it's not good that young people are vaping, but it's a tremendous improvement over the status quo.
>> No. 34490 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 1:55 am
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>>34484
You tried to head off the vape argument starting again, but it looks like you failed. Hopefully you threw your rubbish into the correct bins at least. I hate seeing some fucker's Big Mac in my bin with all my bottles.
>> No. 34491 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 5:38 am
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>>34488

The entire point is that vaping doesn't have to be a "first step to quitting". The end results, i.e the benefits, are practically identical. 99% of the benefits still apply just by moving to vaping.

Do you judge people for drinking a few cups of tea or coffee through the day? No? That's pretty much exactly the same thing in pharmacological terms as nicotine. It's just a mild stimulant. Even if you are the kind of joyless health bore who lectures people about their caffeine intake, you still wouldn't "doubt their commitment" if they merely turned to decaff instead of going cold turkey. You wouldn't, because it'd be fucking barmy and everyone would call you a twat.

Yet, this is how we allow ourselves to think about the relation of vaping to smoking, because we have allowed our feelings to be moved by a puritan moralistic impulse rather than rationality.

I often imagine. What if scientists invented a food that tastes exactly like chocolate, but is in fact a refined kale substrate, that makes fatties shed their excess pounds in a matter of weeks? We'd hate it, because that's cheating. The protestant roots of our culture demand punishment for decadence, and a vow of chastity in order to repent and attain absolution. We can't stand the idea of there being an easy way out that actually works.
>> No. 34492 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 6:34 am
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>>34491

>We can't stand the idea of there being an easy way out that actually works.

We're seeing a lot of that with the emergence of semaglutide and related drugs. Originally development as a treatment for type 2 diabetes, we discovered that semaglutide is pretty much a panacea for obese people. They lose shitloads of weight, their cardiovascular health rapidly improves and their risk of developing diabetes plummets.

Some people are so used to thinking about obesity as a moral failure - greed, laziness, a lack of willpower - that they are really quite disturbed by the idea that we have something approaching a cure for it. If fat people can stop being fat just by taking medicine, does that mean they were sick rather than "bad" all along? What does that say about the people who judged them? It's easier to see the medicine as "cheating" than to question your own bigotry.

Please don't take the BBWs away, they're the only thing left in the world that I actually enjoy.
>> No. 34493 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 9:44 am
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>>34491
Nicotine is a highly addictive substance and the habit in itself is incredibly hard to break. I can only assume that by comparing it to caffeine you're taking a massive dose of fruit-flavoured copium because you lack the willpower to stop.

And no, I don't think the kids would be smoking if vapes hadn't become a thing. There was already a period where smoking had become an old man thing back in the early 00s. Especially with the boring conformist kids you have these days who don't even do a bit of smack.

>>34492
Semaglutide comes with a host of serious side effects and no if you're morbidly obese then injecting something that makes you feel full is not a panacea. Fucking hell.
>> No. 34494 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 9:55 am
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>>34490
I really had no idea people felt this strongly about vaping. I don't smoke or vape because I guess I'm just more better than everyone else here, so I'm not getting involved.

And don't worry, it's a non-recycling day (if we carry on pretending there's any rubbish at all, that is).
>> No. 34495 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 11:59 am
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>>34493

The caffeine comparison is apt precisely because that is, also, a powerfully addictive substance and the habit is hard to break. Why do we judge people over one but not the other?

You have no grounded, factual counterarguments to fall back on, it's all pure feelings and moralism.
>> No. 34496 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 12:02 pm
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>>34493
Having read through this thread I have to add my voice to the chorus calling you wrong and a moralising twat.

Many teenagers were smoking at my school in the noughties, and this was a posh grammar full of luvvies. How can you say nicotine is highly addictive and incredibly hard to quit, and then in the same breath say kids wouldn't be smoking due to their image, you stupid cunt?
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6th September 2023
Wednesday 12:07 pm
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No way's caffeine addictive, not properly so. That's whataboutism from people who can't stop huffing purple People Eater farts through their silicosis-sabres.
>> No. 34498 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 12:27 pm
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>>34497

Caffeine is addictive, and it has neurological effects at the nerve cell level that are similar to nicotine and many illegal drugs.

The main difference between nicotine and caffeine is that it's far easier to wean yourself off caffeine. Nicotine withdrawal when you're quitting smoking is far more irritating and challenging than lowering your caffeine intake. I've been there, and about the first week or two of quitting smoking, I was generally irritable, I had cold sweats and sleep problems, and just an overall feeling like I was going fucking mad.

Comparing coffee to cigarettes isn't that straightforward. Cigarettes are a very harmful delivery mechanism, while drinking coffee actually has alleged health benefits that go beyond the caffeine. For exaple, coffee is high in antioxidants, while cigarettes put massive oxidative stress on your body. There would also be no medical reason for switching to caffeine tablets to start eliminating a coffee addiction.
>> No. 34499 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 12:33 pm
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>>34498
Come now, if caffiene was addictive, I wouldn't be able to stop drinking it after I left work for the day.
>> No. 34500 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 12:57 pm
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>Comparing coffee to cigarettes isn't that straightforward.

Comparing coffee to cigs is pretty straightforward- They're both addictive but one of them is disastrous for your health, while the other is basically a complete non-issue as long as you're not drinking 30 cups a day or something daft.

Vaping is the difficult comparison, and it's moving the goalposts to go back to talking about cigs when making the comparison. As best we can tell, vaping is a near as damnit entirely harmless delivery mechanism as long as the person is using safe, reputable liquids, non-irritant flavourings, etc. As a lifelong abuser of both, and various times quitter from both, honestly I'd say they're not as far apart as you'd think.

Coming off a caffeine habit makes you irritable, you get headaches, you find it hard to concentrate, you sweat. It's just that most people never notice this because there's never a reason to give up their morning cuppa. The situations in which they are denied their fix are usually compounded by other factors (woke up late and missed the bus, trapped in an airport waiting for a delayed flight, whatever) so they don't realise how much of the irritation comes purely from not getting their dose of their dirty drug habit.

There's no reason to treat vaping any different. If it's harmless then just let people carry on having it. There's no need to go through the stress of quitting when the drug itself is doing no harm. It's best not to start- But we're only cutting off our nose to spite our face if we snub the massive amounts of money and pressure it'd save the NHS if every smoker in Britain today switched to vaping.

>>34499

By this logic cocaine isn't addictive just because I can wait a week before I buy some more. Face it lad, you're a filthy junkie.
>> No. 34501 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 1:26 pm
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>>34500

>By this logic cocaine isn't addictive just because I can wait a week before I buy some more.

There's always scope. The real question is, can you also wait a month or a year before taking another nose. An addiction means you keep needing a substance. Whether it's every day or every week. On the other hand, it's almost impossible to not become addicted to cocaine over time, on a long-enough timescale. Even a single one-time dose can set you up for it if you start associating positive feelings with it.

There's a reason why all those awareness programmes in school told you to try drugs not even once.
>> No. 34502 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 2:27 pm
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>>34501

>The real question is, can you also wait a month or a year before taking another nose.

Depends on my finances.

Being less facetious though, that's essentially my point. Most people are functioning caffeine addicts- They can put it down at 3pm and wind down in the evening, but come 6am the next morning, they'll be craving it and they'll be in a foul mood if they don't get it.

It has the same habitual, ritual forming properties as nicotine- It's not just the physical craving, but that sense it's part of your routine, and you don't feel right if you are forced to start a day without part of that routine. Most people have no idea how addicted they are.
>> No. 34503 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 3:39 pm
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>>34502

Exactly.

I feel like shit without my coffee fix in the morning. I can function, but there'll just be something missing, and it's not just the ritual but also the feeling that you can only give about 80 percent.

There's a theory that the enormous increase in work productivity of the 19th and 20th century was owed to a growing widespread availability and affordability of coffee. For centuries, up until modernity, the most common daily drink for a majority of people in the workforce was beer. This wasn't strong beer, mind, it was probably around two percent alcohol, but it was enough to kill off many pathogens that would have been in the water which most people had access to. In some countries, there were even laws that employers had to provide daily beer rations for their workers. Drinking a litre of beer a day while you're working naturally doesn't make you very productive, even if it's only two percent, and the theory goes that as people swapped beer for coffee, they got many times more work done.

Of course, it completely ignores the productivity increases through indusrialisation and modern machines, but it's still an interesting thought.
>> No. 34504 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 5:24 pm
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>>34503

Similarly, there's an argument that Britain's tea-drinking habits won the world wars. In both wars, Germany quickly ran out of coffee because naval blockades restricted shipping to Africa and South America, and they struggled to afford the hard currency payments. Amid a multitude of other crucial shortages (most importantly rubber and crude oil), coffee was treated as a luxury and most Germans had to settle for ersatz coffee made with roasted barley or acorns.

We had a relatively secure supply of tea because India was part of the empire and we had plenty of shipping, so we never ran out or even seriously ran short. Government analysis suggested that an ample supply of tea improved industrial productivity by as much as 18%, so tea was made a top priority.
>> No. 34505 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 6:35 pm
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>>34495
Caffeine is nowhere near as addictive as nicotine. That is literally a lie invented by Big Tobacco.

Nicotine is more addictive than caffeine because it binds to more receptors in the brain and triggers a stronger dopamine release. A nicotine craving is much more powerful than needing a cup of coffee and I'm telling you this as a former smoker.

>>34496
Have a word with yourself. Using records dating from 1974 you can see that smoking has been in long-term decline among 16-24 year olds:
https://ash.org.uk/resources/view/smoking-statistics

So I guess that makes you a double stupid cunt.
>> No. 34506 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 6:48 pm
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>>34505

You might be a bit less grumpy if you had a nice relaxing fag.
>> No. 34507 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 7:34 pm
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>>34505

>Using records dating from 1974 you can see that smoking has been in long-term decline among 16-24 year olds:

I went to school in the 90s, and even then, if you smoked, you were probably from a council estate.
>> No. 34508 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 10:13 pm
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>>34505

>Caffeine is nowhere near as addictive as nicotine. That is literally a lie invented by Big Tobacco.

Big Tobacco might well be peddling this myth, but they are also the same people lobbying to ban disposable fucking vapes. aren't they. Thus we have come full circle to why you're a thick irrational twat.

Regardless. We're not comparing how addictive they are. We're comparing the social attitudes to two very factually addictive drugs.

>>34504

>In both wars, Germany quickly ran out of coffee because naval blockades restricted shipping to Africa and South America, and they struggled to afford the hard currency payments.

It's a nice thought, but then again, with the amount of meth and coke floating around in every day pharmaceutical products in those days, I think tea and coffee was the least of their worries. Hitler was a raging meth-head. People often overlook drugs in history, it's easy to assume social attitudes and legalities were similar to today, but it couldn't be further from the truth. We have quite literally never been more puritan about drugs than we are in the 21st century.

Hence why we're sat here arging about the nicotine in harmless fucking vapes when your great great grandad was island hopping in the Pacific theatre on half an ounce of amphetamines a day.
>> No. 34509 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 10:34 pm
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>>34508

>with the amount of meth and coke floating around in every day pharmaceutical products in those days, I think tea and coffee was the least of their worries. Hitler was a raging meth-head

The drug was sold as Pervitin in German pharmacies up and down the Reich. It was widely used by the civilian German population as a general-purpose stimulant. And every German soldier on the frontlines got Pervitin tablets as part of his kit. It's believed that the rapid advances of German troops all across Europe in the early days of WWII were in no small part thanks to most soldiers being constantly on low-dosed meth.

Methamphetamine can also lead to delusions of grandeur and paranoia. Which goes a long way explaining Hitler's hatred of a perceived Jewish world conspiracy and the belief that he was actually going to win the war and achieve world domination.

So yeah, the Germans were a people of meth heads, ruled by one of the biggest meth heads of them all. Good times.
>> No. 34510 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 11:00 pm
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>>34509
>Which goes a long way explaining Hitler's hatred of a perceived Jewish world conspiracy and the belief that he was actually going to win the war and achieve world domination.
But widespread European anti-semitism and scientific racism actually does so.
>> No. 34511 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 11:02 pm
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>>34508
>Big Tobacco might well be peddling this myth, but they are also the same people lobbying to ban disposable fucking vapes. aren't they. Thus we have come full circle to why you're a thick irrational twat.

We'll get there eventually won't we.

Now we've established nicotine as more addictive than caffeine, why are you getting vape juice with nicotine in if you're not just a sad addict? The nature of addiction is that you've been put into the place of vaping to feel normal so I can't imagine you're getting any tangible benefit.

>We're comparing the social attitudes to two very factually addictive drugs.

May as well add that vaping also makes you look like a twat then.
>> No. 34512 Anonymous
6th September 2023
Wednesday 11:16 pm
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>>34511

You are aware they sell plenty of vape juices that are nicotine free too, right lad? And that many people start on those instead of fags at all, nowadays? I can't be arsed engaging with you about the nicotine part any more because you are clearly incapable of seeing reason, but I do wonder how you feel about nicotine free vaping.

I hear it's particularly popular amongst the kids, whose parents are of course still indignantly outraged that their kids are being legally sold harmless flavoured steam. One can almost imagine many of these parents might honestly prefer it if their kids were on the Benson and Hedges. At that point it's like being angry about sugar free pop, or those chocolate pretend fags we used to have as kids.

Let me guess- You still think it's daft and best not to do it at all because it vaguely reminds you of cigs? You're the kind of person who only drinks water, only eats plain rice, and you don't understand that people enjoy sensory pleasurable experiences.
>> No. 34513 Anonymous
7th September 2023
Thursday 1:19 am
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>>34512
We're not talking about nicotine free though and even you admit it. Stop trying to change the subject and face your addiction.
>> No. 34514 Anonymous
7th September 2023
Thursday 3:17 am
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>>34513

>face your addiction

Why though? As soon as you come up with a meaningful reason to do so I might take you seriously. If it's not harmful, then I don't see why it's an issue.

You probably think you're winding me up, but really I can only wonder if a vaper fucked your missus and you can't let it go.
>> No. 34515 Anonymous
7th September 2023
Thursday 10:56 pm
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Midget gems have changed from 29p to 79p. This country's gone to the dogs.
>> No. 34516 Anonymous
9th September 2023
Saturday 1:10 am
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>>34515

Time to upgrade to Party Rings, soft lad. You're not a kid anymore.
>> No. 34517 Anonymous
9th September 2023
Saturday 7:25 am
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>>34516
>Time to upgrade to Party Rings, soft lad

Apples and oranges.

>You're not a kid anymore.

How is your completely plain t-shirt collection?
>> No. 34518 Anonymous
9th September 2023
Saturday 7:48 am
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Living in multiple houseshares over the years, there's always some cunt who leaves washing in the machine for ages to the point it stinks when it comes out. Pay attention! It's not my job to take somebody else's clothes out of the machine, even when I do need to use it.
>> No. 34519 Anonymous
9th September 2023
Saturday 8:37 am
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>>34518
My girlfriend does this all the time, it really winds me up, because it means a wash pod has been wasted. They only work out at as like 40p each or something so it's not a big deal, but with 40p I could get a pack of malted milk biscuits.
>> No. 34520 Anonymous
9th September 2023
Saturday 12:14 pm
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>>34517
>How is your completely plain t-shirt collection?

Doing better than your weekly pocket money, apparently.
>> No. 34521 Anonymous
9th September 2023
Saturday 4:35 pm
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>>34518

I lived in student housing at uni and there was one single washing machine in the attic for 38 residents. At some point we petitioned them to buy a new one because our laundry started smelling disgusting and even flushing the machine with bleach and other cleaning agents didn't really improve it.

It's normally worse for a machine to not run often enough because a damp stagnant environment inside it increases the growth of bacteria and mold. But when you've got 38 people constantly washing their clothes with it for years, you get deposits on the inside walls of the tub, which are a pasty, sticky, oily substance that smells pretty bad, if you've ever disassembled a washing machine. And that's what you bathe your clothes in everytime you use a communal washing machine. Other people's gunk.
>> No. 34522 Anonymous
9th September 2023
Saturday 8:45 pm
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>>34518
This. We have a group chat in the house, and someone has a nasty habit of forgetting about things (including the washing, unfortunately among many other things). So I'd put messages in whenever I saw the washer or dryer finished. One uppity cunt got annoyed saying "I know when my stuff is done, I've got a timer, just say if you need to use it." and in doing so completely misses the point we shouldn't have to ask to use it. If one of us needs to use it, and it's finished a cycle, we shouldn't have to wait for whoever's left stuff in there to come and get it. We're all working adults, we have shit to do and places to be.

Of course, earlier this week I had to put in a message asking for someone to clean up the used dishes that they'd left on the worktop next to the sink for almost an entire fucking week.
>> No. 34524 Anonymous
10th September 2023
Sunday 5:18 pm
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I'm trying to enjoy sitting in the garden on the first cool day in a week, but there's what I can only describe as miscellaneous child noise coming from down the street and it just... won't... stop. It's not even like laughter or playing sounds it's just fucking noise. I think this family might just have annoying sounding children. I usually don't care about kids playing, but this has scared the birds off for goodness sake. Every few minutes dad shouts someone's name; great parenting, kill yourself.
>> No. 34525 Anonymous
12th September 2023
Tuesday 12:13 pm
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The neighbours take forever to put the bins back in. They often don't bother putting them back until the next day, and I know they're home every night. How lazy do you have to be.
>> No. 34526 Anonymous
12th September 2023
Tuesday 1:00 pm
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Louis CK might talk about it as his 'thing' but he is absolutely right to take matters into his own hands and I'm tired of everyone pretending otherwise. Women give terrible handjobs that yank at you and don't make use of the whole hand. Meanwhile what they read in Cosmo, even stuff like sucking on your testicles, actually requires a degree of care and technical skill they rarely have.

If I can't bust inside then I'll finish myself off for maximum enjoyment.
>> No. 34527 Anonymous
12th September 2023
Tuesday 1:06 pm
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>>34525
One of my neighbours leaves her bin out for almost a week.
>> No. 34528 Anonymous
12th September 2023
Tuesday 1:07 pm
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>>34526
I forgot to add: Women can feel like they're not doing their part but I'm absolutely fine with it. I get off, she gets off and sometimes she'll nosh me off to completion after eating a bang-up meal.

Sex isn't an exchange where you keep score. We do the thing and then we naturally find out what the other is liking by paying attention.
>> No. 34529 Anonymous
12th September 2023
Tuesday 1:33 pm
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>>34526
Feel like this hasn't really been Louis CK's "thing" for a while now.
>> No. 34530 Anonymous
12th September 2023
Tuesday 8:59 pm
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Made an order online for some groceries, I wouldn't normally but the car is in the garage and it's a better option than the local shop where half their stock is at or over the sell by date when you pick it up.

Fuckers have brought everything except the coffee, and haven't even substituted it like they normally do. So I've got the milk and sugar but no bastard coffee. I've loads of tea in the cupboard obviously, for emergency situations just like this one, but still.
>> No. 34531 Anonymous
13th September 2023
Wednesday 9:24 am
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>>34530
>Caffeine fiends minutes after telling you they can stop whenever they want
>> No. 34532 Anonymous
13th September 2023
Wednesday 9:50 am
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>>34530>>34531

Do you lads drink decaff? I am relentlessly poked fun of for it, but it works very well for someone like me that enjoys the taste, and also enjoys sleeping at night.
>> No. 34533 Anonymous
13th September 2023
Wednesday 9:55 am
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>>34532

Not them, but I don't like the taste of coffee enough to just drink it for that. I mainly drink it for its effect.

Same as beer. I don't understand people drinking alcohol free beer. It's a means to get drunk, and I've never liked its actual taste beyond that.
>> No. 34534 Anonymous
13th September 2023
Wednesday 10:08 am
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>>34533

Maybe I'm just a freak, then, because I also like non-alcoholic beer.

I do definitely enjoy the taste, but I also wonder whether it's the nice psychological association with being buzzed.

Sometimes it just scratches an itch when I want to drink something on a sunny afternoon but I don't want to actually have any alcohol.
>> No. 34535 Anonymous
13th September 2023
Wednesday 10:25 am
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>>34532
>Do you lads drink decaff?
A friend of mine drinks Tetley Decaff - it's tollerable but I always run home for a propper cup whenever leaving their house. It might be the combination of their strange town central water source, too.
I'd rather drink Red Label or any other supermarket brand.
>> No. 34536 Anonymous
13th September 2023
Wednesday 1:11 pm
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>>34532
Coffee just fucks me up, it makes me tired and mind foggy. But like you I enjoy the taste and it pairs nicely with pastries and the like so I enjoy a decaf.

>>34535
Yorkshire gold decaf is the best I've tasted, exactly like a regular cup.
>> No. 34537 Anonymous
16th September 2023
Saturday 7:11 am
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Back to houseshares: roughly 1 in 4 of the population must regularly empty their lungs and sinuses in the sink and don't even bother to rinse it away? It's fucking vile and has happened in every houseshares I've been in.
>> No. 34538 Anonymous
16th September 2023
Saturday 10:16 am
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>>34537

Maybe you'd be happier living on your own.
>> No. 34539 Anonymous
17th September 2023
Sunday 9:53 pm
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I'm surprised B&Q remains in business. Not only is everything more expensive but trying to cancel an order before it shipped has proven impossible. As in I notified customer service that I wanted an order cancelled and they came back over email with "are you sure you want to cancel?"

Now that they've finally picked it up after I confirmed it's already shipped.
>> No. 34540 Anonymous
18th September 2023
Monday 10:15 am
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I went for a walk this morning. I stopped off at a shop briefly to get myself something to eat. "I'll treat myself, I'll get a cheese and bacon wrap" I thought, but all I've treated myself to is what feels like a typhoon of misery in my stomach.
>> No. 34541 Anonymous
18th September 2023
Monday 2:21 pm
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My controller is registering in a game's settings menu, but when actually playing the game nothing happens. So I'm looking around trying to find a fix, but futile Reddit responses that amount to "have you tried turning it off and on again" aren't helping, so I venture further. Then I find a website that appears to be completely AI generated nonsense. Here's an example paragraph:

>Also, coaches have perks based on their gem level. Well, that is now you can not jump, catch on the edge of the stump and climb on it. The option of capturing camps will also be available, it will be necessary to pay attention to hunting and the production of goods. In all of rts, i was always invaded by a completely crazy thing how many fences you would not erect around your private possessions, no matter how much you paid taxes to the local land committee, you still had to leave cracks in the middle of the fence, so that your own troops could choke here and there who on war.

The article is ostensibly about Assetto Corsa. I said I "ventured further" earlier, but this was actually the fifth response to my search "assetto corsa controller not working". The internet's doomed.
>> No. 34542 Anonymous
19th September 2023
Tuesday 12:17 pm
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All the good tech jobs seem to be in London, but I don't want to live in London.
>> No. 34543 Anonymous
19th September 2023
Tuesday 12:45 pm
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>>34542

Fully remote working is still a rarity, but a lot of employers are willing to offer a lot of flexibility for the right candidate or a hard-to-fill vacancy. If you only have to spend a day or two per week in the office, a very long commute becomes much more viable.
>> No. 34544 Anonymous
19th September 2023
Tuesday 3:56 pm
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>>34543
As well as the "return to office", which is going about as well as you might expect, there has also been a rise in "faux remote" where a company looks remote but is really just colocated over a slightly wider area than one office. I once interviewed with a company that asked that people attend the office for one day every fortnight, but would not provide any expenses for that. All well and good if you live in the same city, not so much if it's a 5-hour train ride each way, that will consequently require a hotel.

The other annoyance with this is companies going remote and feeling it's acceptable to pay people less because they're outside London. If you tell your employer that you've moved and your rent has gone up, they'll quote Sergeant Major Williams at you. If higher costs at home are the employee's problem, then lower costs must be the employee's benefit. If the company's based in London, then it should be paying London wages.
>> No. 34545 Anonymous
19th September 2023
Tuesday 4:30 pm
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A couple of guys thanked me profusely after I gave them a mostly full pack of fags, the other day. Only now they're recognising me in the street, thanking me again and introducing themselves. Twice today I've been seen by at least one of them, with the resulting interaction causing other people to notice and remark.

Is this how you make friends? I wouldn't mind chatting to them but my conversational skills are awful - most of the time my brain blanks in these situations.
>> No. 34546 Anonymous
19th September 2023
Tuesday 4:45 pm
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>>34545
That’s not normally how you make friends, no. You could, but it would require immense coolness and skill which you sound like you might not have. The next time you see them, give them a smile and a wave, and if they talk to you again, answer a couple of questions and then ask if they’re going out tonight. If they say yes, say you might see them there. Then you’ll need to go. If you can make it to this point, you will probably make friends with them.
>> No. 34547 Anonymous
19th September 2023
Tuesday 6:20 pm
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>>34545

I think they are more or less just pulling the lever in case a spare pack of fags falls out of you again.
>> No. 34548 Anonymous
19th September 2023
Tuesday 7:14 pm
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>>34547
Yeah, this has crossed my mind. I recall a friend previously telling me not to give too often to strangers as they might start baggering you more often. It makes sense, but the energy coming off of these guys felt mostly sincere, possibly drug induced.

>>34546
>That’s not normally how you make friends, no.
I've gotta give up such fantasies, man. Something unusual happens then I'm going off into my own world imagining various tangents, forgetting the reality of myself for a while.
None of it's going to happen, any further attempt at their interaction and i'll dip my head and bow out as usual.
>> No. 34549 Anonymous
19th September 2023
Tuesday 8:06 pm
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>>34548
>any further attempt at their interaction and i'll dip my head and bow out as usual.
Why? If you want to be friends with them, be friendly. Let them be the ones who bow out. Play friendship chicken. You'll either make some friends, or you'll win the game and make them be chicken.
>> No. 34550 Anonymous
20th September 2023
Wednesday 5:55 pm
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>>34531

Joke's on all of you Caffiends, I have certifid ADHD™ and I can get my coffee in pill form for less than a tenner each month HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA

(seriously though, it is a proper shit condition to manage, especially when you lapse on renewing your script and the forgetfulness problem fractalises)
>> No. 34553 Anonymous
20th September 2023
Wednesday 6:13 pm
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At work, the cut off for changes to pay is the 14th. You then get paid for the whole calendar month, less any absences, on the 24th. I got my payslip, but because I was off sick on the 14th, the system has decided I've been off for the entire second half of September, even though it was one day. That means I've lost a huge chunk of pay. I contacted HR who said there's nothing they can do. I explained I can't afford to lose this much over an error, but they said I'll get it back on my next pay. Fucking annoying.

I did tell my line manager and he said he'll chase HR up as it's unacceptable, but HR have no phone number as it's a megacorp so getting hold of people is a ballache.
>> No. 34555 Anonymous
20th September 2023
Wednesday 9:11 pm
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I was determined to actually learn what my best mate's job was after not really having a clue what his last one was, but leaving it too long to ask "what do you do?" without looking like a dick. But when I asked him what he was doing now he just went "it's much the same as my last job" so I'm buggered. Time to hire a PI, I guess.
>> No. 34556 Anonymous
20th September 2023
Wednesday 10:11 pm
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>>34555

Is he on Linkedin?
>> No. 34557 Anonymous
21st September 2023
Thursday 5:35 pm
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>>34556
Ah, yeah. When I read that I nodded and pointed my finger at the monitor, so sensible an idea it was.

Probably won't bother tbh.
>> No. 34558 Anonymous
21st September 2023
Thursday 8:55 pm
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>>34553

I had something like it happen as a student worker for a business consulting firm. The first two months I was there, they kept telling me they were having trouble entering the new students into their system, and that it kept producing glitches which only manifested themselves at the end of each month when the system failed to pay out to us. And they somehow couldn't just transfer the money into our bank accounts by hand without causing yet more problems.

Luckily my parents were able to support me while I was working 20-25 hours a week for zero pay, and then after the end of the second month, I told them that I was going to quit if they didn't start paying me. Thankfully, the next time it worked, and I got three months worth of pay in one sum. By that point, I was kind of only sticking with them because I thought that that kind of job would look good on my CV later on.

I eventually left them because I couldn't agree with their HR practices, but having a year working there on my CV did help me a bit in finding a job after uni.
>> No. 34559 Anonymous
22nd September 2023
Friday 2:37 am
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>>34558
>The first two months I was there, they kept telling me they were having trouble entering the new students into their system, and that it kept producing glitches which only manifested themselves at the end of each month when the system failed to pay out to us. And they somehow couldn't just transfer the money into our bank accounts by hand without causing yet more problems.

>after the end of the second month, I told them that I was going to quit if they didn't start paying me. Thankfully, the next time it worked, and I got three months worth of pay in one sum.

What really happened: They were hoping not to pay you, and only did so when you made a fuss over it.
>> No. 34560 Anonymous
22nd September 2023
Friday 3:01 am
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Is there any particular reason Virgin can't seem to issue a router that works properly instead of requiring a hard reset every couple of weeks?
>> No. 34561 Anonymous
22nd September 2023
Friday 3:13 am
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>>34559

Except two other students started with me that month, and they both had the same problem.

I'm not sure it was their strategy to have people working for free until they had enough and just gave up. And besides, we had a written contract which stated that I was to get 10 quid (?) per hour. Not sure how much it actually was, this was over 20 years ago. But £10 for an office student job sounds about right.
>> No. 34562 Anonymous
22nd September 2023
Friday 5:59 am
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>>34561
>Except two other students started with me that month, and they both had the same problem.
I'm not sure why you think this is an "except". I'm not saying they were going to not pay you personally, but rather that they were trying to not pay any of their interns.

The tell for me was them saying that making manual payments would be a problem. I've worked for more than one company that fucked up payroll completely, meaning nobody got paid, and each time they ended up making manual payments. One company that I briefly worked for had the boss traipsing around town paying cheques over the counter at the local branches of our banks after the numbers had all been calculated but the payments failed to follow. The company was in the process of a merger and someone had accidentally closed the bank account early. Surprise, surprise, the following month it turned out that in the wake of all that someone had forgotten to move us over to the new company payroll, and that time we got paid a few days late, albeit without the boss having to go to town with the company chequebook.
>> No. 34563 Anonymous
23rd September 2023
Saturday 1:35 pm
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USB-C. Oh yay, we can plug all and sundry into stuff.

You could get 500ma/5VA from USB to make all amnner of things work. You could get more, negotiate, etc. and that was cool.USB-C, I dare you to define what "a good cble", a decent "charging cable", or good place for the night" is.

Now you the plug means nothing.Some power? Negotiated higher power? None? 35V?

Yeah same terminal, yay, but no one gives a shit about the chips in them or how the lib in USB-C is still the fucking worse standard.I do not know what they are smoking, there is no other way to explain the UK Law appraoch.
>> No. 34564 Anonymous
23rd September 2023
Saturday 2:26 pm
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>>34563

Could you try that again in English?
>> No. 34565 Anonymous
23rd September 2023
Saturday 2:38 pm
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>>34563

What annoys me is that every new model of smartphone I get is more power hungry.

I've got an aftermarket 1200 mA USB charger in my car that plugs into the cigarette lighter. I've had it for years, and it used to charge my phones relatively quickly, but with my current Sony Xperia, it takes forever.

And some of the newer phones don't even come with a charger included anymore, so you have to go out and buy a new one each time you get a new phone, because your old one won't be able to draw enough current.
>> No. 34566 Anonymous
23rd September 2023
Saturday 3:43 pm
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>>34565

Charging technology has moved on. 1.2A at 5V is a measly six watts. My current charger is far from state-of-the-art, but it delivers 33 watts. However puny the battery might be in an old phone, it just isn't going to charge as quickly as a modern phone with rapid charging.

Personally, I think that rapid charging is the biggest advance in phone technology for years. If I wake up in the morning and I've forgotten to charge my phone, it's a non-issue - I can just whack it on charge and the battery will be nearly full by the time I've had a shower and a shave. I don't need a car charger or a battery bank or a spare charger at work - they were all crutches to get around the fact that older phones had small batteries that charged slowly.
>> No. 34568 Anonymous
23rd September 2023
Saturday 10:14 pm
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I think because I don't commute any longer I don't listen to half as many podcasts as I used to. So it's especially gauling that one that I do keep up with has hit some troubled waters regarding one of it's hosts, who is currently "seeking help" and not on the pod. It's a pretty unpleasant situation, but everyone directly effected is dealing with it very maturely and it's less a scandal and more of just a shit time in general. Anyway, that's not why I'm writing this /101/ post. I'm writing this because the bloke who's subbing in for the host that's MIA is way better. I've listened to the pod for a very long time at this point, better part of a decade in fact, so it's not nice to say that. I've a sense of loyalty and an appreciation for the regular host, in a parasocial sense at least. Maybe it's just the novelty factor, because the new guy is new, so I've not heard his imput before, his bits, his annecdotes, etc. But yeah, it definitely feels like he's just kind of better at it. He's been mates with the two remaining hosts for as long as the other guy and he's done other pods and on camera stuff, so it's not like he's struggling to fit in and keep up. The problem is the other guy's not there because he's having a hard time and he's in a bit of a shit situation, so I feel guilty about enjoying the new guy's contributions more.

Wow, what a boring fucking post. Sorry if you read all that, I didn't mean for you to.
>> No. 34571 Anonymous
24th September 2023
Sunday 7:51 am
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>>34568
LPOTL?
I'd stopped listening a few months before the situation that you describe - mainly because I got the impression that they were all flagging a bit and needed a break and refresh. All that subject matter must grind you down over a decade.
>> No. 34573 Anonymous
24th September 2023
Sunday 10:42 am
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>>34571
Ah, you got me.

I can't say I noticed much in the way of "flagging", but recent revelations might recontextualise that period of episodes. Also I don't listen to every episode, because, quite frankly, listening to the lads talk about history, especially if it took place outside of the states, is rough going for me. I think it was one of the MK Ultra episodes where Henry loudly states "the Nazis were twenty years ahead of anyone else!", referring to perceived technological advantages wartime Germany had over the Allies, and as you can tell from my labourious retelling of the event it still pisses me off.
>> No. 34575 Anonymous
24th September 2023
Sunday 11:22 am
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>>34573
Yeah I can understand that. The cryptids, ghosts and aliens episodes have always been my favourites - I get that Marcus obviously likes doing historical deep dives (and his music podcasts show that he can do these justice) but I feel that he'd be better off doing those episodes as a side project, and that Henry and Ben aren't as enthusiastic as he was.

To be honest, the fact they've kept such a regular schedule whilst going from recording in a Chinese restaurant broom cupboard to now having a fairly big operation is pretty amazing. Still pissed they closed the UK merch website though, sort it out lads.
>> No. 34579 Anonymous
24th September 2023
Sunday 2:08 pm
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>>34573

>Henry loudly states "the Nazis were twenty years ahead of anyone else!", referring to perceived technological advantages wartime Germany had over the Allies, and as you can tell from my labourious retelling of the event it still pisses me off

I mean, 20 years is an arse pull of a number for sure, but the Yanks wouldn't have scrambled to pluck up all the Nazi scientists to work for NASA if they didn't have some very serious technological headway in places. What part of that rustled you?
>> No. 34580 Anonymous
24th September 2023
Sunday 4:02 pm
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>>34579
>What part of that rustled you?
Frankly it's untrue.

Germany's rocketry was certainly very good. However, it was a priority because it was intended to make up for strategic shortfalls elsewhere in the German military. The Western Allies didn't need to build themselves large numbers of balistic missiles because their ungodly numbers of rapidly developed, build and deployed strategic bombers were more than capable of flattening Axis industrial centres. Soviet rocketry was also very advanced during the time. However, it suffered from the very significant one-two punch of Stalin's purges followed by millions of Axis soldiers storming over their western borders. Despite this, and most of Germany's rocket scientists finding their way Stateside post-war, the Soviets were the ones who got a satallite, Sputnik, into orbit before the USA did. I think it's fair to conclude from this that German rocket science was not so advanced as to eclipse all others. I don't know much about rocket artillery, but it is also worth mentioning that the Red Army deployed hundreds of Katyusha batteries, which surely counts for something as well.

Germany definitely had very advanced submarines. Like their rockets they were developed for a specific use case the allies didn't really consider a priority. Germany knew they would be fighting an island nation (guess who that was?) and wanted to blockade them, but couldn't compete with the amount of surface vessels other nations had available, let alone would continue to build during the war. Whilst the Germans did have advanced submarine models, the Allies very quickly developed systems to combat them as well. It wasn't long before the Atlantic theatre was dominated by the Allies; before escort carriers, patrol aircraft, destroyers and frigates made it impossible for them to operate, no matter how fancy the elektroboot was.

The Germans did develop the MP44. It's fair to say this was a leap forward in small arms design, but it's also fair to point out that this leap forward only came about due to Germany's manpower shortage, a problem they had from the middle of the war onwards. The USA entered the war with it's infantry firepower already focused around massed M1 Garands, which was advanced for the time at least. Britain, as seems to be way since the Great War, were too skint to do more than soldier on with Enfield rifles and Bren machine guns. However, both nations were happy to use massed high-explosive ordinance to flatten Europe in order to make up for any shortfalls. The Red Army were already massing automatic weapons before the Germans, famously equiping entire battalions with SMGs and LMGs. Though I will point out that it's my understanding that Red Army battalions were smaller than the battalions of other nations.

I'm not going to get into the areas where the Allies were superior, or how, for the Western Allies, fighting a war across the entire globe would prevent such a singular focus on one kind of battlefield. Ultimately I fail to see where the superiority of German tech really shines through. Why I bristle against some bloke on a podcast inadvertently supporting the idea so much because it feeds into ideas of Nazi superiority, obviously originating with the regime itself, but perpetuated by organisations like HIAG after the war.

>>34575
I don't know about about seperate series. So long as it's about old timey USA I either don't know any better or they're spot on. And you're right to praise their commitment and consistency, because iirc this is the first time someone's had to fill in for a host, except for when Marcus was at death's door with COVID.
>> No. 34587 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 2:39 pm
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I recognise this sounds creepy as hell but I'm really bored of porn and want something weird to get off to. Something conceptual, doesn't even have to be overtly sexual.

EFUKT usually has something but it's a tossup between getting off, or laughing my arse off.
I tried a bunch of ASMR videos the other night, it's just shit whispering.
Bambi Sleep is fucking amazing but I can't be doing that shit, it gets in your head.

The only thing I haven't tried yet is not doing it. S'final taboo right?
>> No. 34588 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 3:45 pm
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>>34587
>Welcome to the BambiSleep sub ♡ We are a community dedicated to the bimbo hypnosis audio series.
This is the first I'm hearing of it, but calling it an "audio series" seems a bit pretentious. It's not like it goes out on Radio 4 every Saturday. Wait, does it?

Anyway, yeah, you probably need to be wanking a bit less.
>> No. 34589 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 5:30 pm
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>>34588
>Anyway, yeah, you probably need to be wanking a bit less.
I eventually found a doujin on E-Hentai about a giant insectoid alien capturing, eating, and forcing humans to mate with a sex robot that had legs shorted to handles, dead eyes and a pussy for a mouth. Not the weirdest shit, but the amateurish art style definitely gave it an edge.
>> No. 34590 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 5:58 pm
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>>34587

There's only so far you can take it alone, lad. Let us help.
>> No. 34591 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 6:58 pm
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>>34587

Here you go, enjoy.


>> No. 34592 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 7:50 pm
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>>34587

Have you considered shoving something up your arse?
>> No. 34593 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 8:20 pm
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>>34589
Surely your depraved needs are served by at least one of the recent AIs?
It doesn't sound like you're after absolute novelty, more a poorly done rehash of a bunch of prior filth off t'internet.
>> No. 34594 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 8:29 pm
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>>34589
Pfft, blimey. I just like huge tits.
>> No. 34595 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 8:33 pm
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>>34590
The britfa.gs Discord is exactly how I always expected it to be.
>> No. 34596 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 8:38 pm
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>>34594
That's a really weird nose. If she didn't have huge norks to distract attention away from it she'd be in trouble.
>> No. 34597 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 8:40 pm
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I didn't realise it'd garner this much attention - I guess there're more deviants here than I realised.
I had a good talk to an imaginary therapist, now thinking it's probably best to just relax off of the all night wankathons, give my mind some time to return to base level.

I'm not sure Roleplay and networking for this kind of thing is a good idea. Judging by some of those posts, I think I'll stear clear, if it's all the same to you. Still, I have considered Fetlife .. apparently the meet up groups are are full of cunts though.
As for AI and stuff up the arse, I'm already burned out on toys, no sense rekindling it.

Can you tell I've post-nut clarity? 3 fucking times man, I've a friction burn on my cock.

>>34591
This is actually really fucking good, listening to some funky music by 'Proper Villains' now, akin to Orzo's Flat Beats or Basement Jaxx. Thanks for that :D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As_ltzFGgcM
>> No. 34598 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 8:54 pm
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>>34596
>That's a really weird nose.
I think it's just the camera angle combined with a flat nose, rather than being outright 'weird'.
>> No. 34599 Anonymous
26th September 2023
Tuesday 9:01 pm
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>>34598
I'd probably have a flat nose too with tits like that in front of me. Provided she was fully consenting, of course.
>> No. 34600 Anonymous
27th September 2023
Wednesday 9:50 pm
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It takes thirty-one minutes on the train to get from Small-Town-Where-I-Live to Moderately-Sized-City. Unforunately that half-an-hour is broken up by fifty minutes waiting at a station to change trains.
>> No. 34601 Anonymous
28th September 2023
Thursday 6:15 pm
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Once again I made the mistake of plugging headphones into my speaker set - now all I'm getting is sound from the right speaker nomatter how many times I wiggle the wire or re-instert the jack.
Fuck sake.
>> No. 34602 Anonymous
28th September 2023
Thursday 7:41 pm
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I'm trying to read on the train but there's a constant stream of announcements every thirty seconds or so. The only time the robot voices shut up is so one of the staff can make rambling, indecipherable announcements of their own.
>> No. 34603 Anonymous
28th September 2023
Thursday 10:37 pm
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>>34602
Reading on a train is impossible. The bus? Sure. But trains are legendary difficulty for reading, so all there is for it is cranking my headphones and making sure I don't fall asleep, miss my stop and wake up three hours later in Llandudno.

See it, say it, sorted.
>> No. 34604 Anonymous
28th September 2023
Thursday 11:02 pm
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I think the youtube app eavesdrops on you.

I was driving home tonight and played the song Fade to Grey by Visage several times in a row on my car's radio. Which isn't connected to my phone (except via the hands-free function), and the song was coming from an SD card that goes into my radio. It's an older model Audi Navigation Plus factory sat nav system, from about 2007. So then when I got home, I thought I wonder if Doctor Mix has done a dissection of the song, because it'd be kind of right up his alley. So I started typing "Doctor Mix" into the search field on my phone's youtube app, and before I was even done typing "Doctor Mix", it suggested "Doctor Mix Fade to Grey" to me. But the weird thing is, Doctor Mix hasn't done that song yet. There is no video at all on youtube, not even close. So how does the youtube app know that I was going to look for a video where Doctor Mix does Fade to Grey.
>> No. 34605 Anonymous
28th September 2023
Thursday 11:54 pm
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>>34604
Modern life is full of weird coincidences like that. I agree that they're very sinister when they happen, but if you want to go fully paranoid, there is no reason why Google couldn't have manipulated all your recent technology experiences to implant an urge to listen to Fade to Grey in your subconscious. That's why you listened to it several times. And it knew it was planting that thought in your head, because it wanted you to search for it when you got home.

I also like the song Fade to Grey, and I have never heard of Doctor Mix. But after reading your post, I want to listen to the song and look up Doctor Mix. All because (potentially) Google has started manipulating the general populace into wanting a Doctor Mix Fade to Grey video.
>> No. 34606 Anonymous
29th September 2023
Friday 5:56 pm
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>>34605

No, not really.

Fade to Grey is in my 80s folder on that SD card, and I was playing through it alphabetically on the drive and when Fade to Grey came on, I felt like I wanted to listen to it a few more times.
>> No. 34607 Anonymous
2nd October 2023
Monday 11:15 am
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Literally all I did was read a review of a hoodie on a clothes website which mentioned the reviewer being "busty" and got so horny I stopped concentrating.
>> No. 34608 Anonymous
2nd October 2023
Monday 5:58 pm
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>>34607

Which wank was that, the second or the third?
>> No. 34610 Anonymous
2nd October 2023
Monday 8:29 pm
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>>34608
Oh, no, no, that's not me. Technically I was working at the time so it wasn't until hours later that sort of thing happened. I did have eight wanks in one day when I was 15 one time, but then I thought saw a tiny bit of blood when I was pissing and spent the rest of the weekend in a state of quiet terror.
>> No. 34615 Anonymous
4th October 2023
Wednesday 4:44 pm
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Jack Whitehall
>> No. 34616 Anonymous
4th October 2023
Wednesday 5:25 pm
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>>34615
Is he still hard to avoid? I don't know if he's simply no longer popular, or I'm just not staying up every night until 4am watching BBC Three, circa 2013 anymore.
>> No. 34617 Anonymous
4th October 2023
Wednesday 6:31 pm
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>>34616
He still exists which is bad enough.
>> No. 34618 Anonymous
4th October 2023
Wednesday 8:54 pm
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Vape breath stinks and tastes horrible as well. I don't mind a metallic fag breath at all but when a lass has been puffing on her vape all day on top of coffee it's vile.
>> No. 34619 Anonymous
5th October 2023
Thursday 9:12 am
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>>34580
Seen the news about BK?
You're definitely right about Ed as a new host - he's a great fit for the role, but I wonder if he'll want to take it on for good given the circumstances
>> No. 34620 Anonymous
6th October 2023
Friday 4:48 pm
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>>34619
I have now. Seems naive to have thought he might be back after a couple of months, sober and apologetic. I haven't dug deeply into what he's done, but from what I've gleamed it's booze fueled rather than psycho-woman hater behavior, not that either's okay, but the former's something you can come back from at least. I just hope he can get his drinking under control before it pickles his brain. That slow drain of personhood that alcohol can inflict on people is horrid to see. Doug Stanhope seems to hold up alright though, not sure how he does it.

Jokes aside, it's a shit situation and I can't imagine what's it's like having to deal with your mate and co-host of over a decade when he's in this predicament, while still working on the show no less.
>> No. 34621 Anonymous
6th October 2023
Friday 9:23 pm
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I want to find whoever is responsible for those Haribo Starmix adverts, and cut them open and pull their bones out while they are awake and screaming.
>> No. 34622 Anonymous
6th October 2023
Friday 9:53 pm
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Why should I care about the Taylor Swift concert movie.

Or about Taylor Swift. Ever.
>> No. 34623 Anonymous
6th October 2023
Friday 11:00 pm
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>>34621

Serves you right for watching TV, you pleb.

>>34622

And where the fuck are you hanging around where this is also enough to be pissed off about. Do you not own a shed?
>> No. 34624 Anonymous
7th October 2023
Saturday 9:17 pm
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>>34623

>Do you not own a shed?

Not a shed, more like a basement room with a workbench. The way the back garden is laid out, there isn't room to build a shed between all the old trees. Except for that one spot which is reserved for a garden pond, which I've been meaning to do for at least the last five years. Just never really had the time for it, but maybe next spring.
>> No. 34625 Anonymous
8th October 2023
Sunday 11:29 pm
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I fucking hate AI-generated voice overs in youtube videos. It aggravates me that somebody wants ten or fifteen minutes of my time to watch their video so they can make money off it, while not putting in the effort to narrate the fucking thing themselves.

You can always tell if you listen closely long enough. But what really annoys me is when you go a few minutes thinking that that person has actually narrated their own video, but then there's a glitch that gives it away because no human would talk like that.
>> No. 34628 Anonymous
11th October 2023
Wednesday 7:14 am
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I was able to sign up for car insurance with Esure online last year, but I have to phone them to cancel the auto-renewal.
>> No. 34630 Anonymous
11th October 2023
Wednesday 2:15 pm
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>>34628
What makes this particularly shitty is that if you just cancel the payment method, they throw a hissy fit and suddenly the whole insurance industry will hate you for a bit.
>> No. 34631 Anonymous
11th October 2023
Wednesday 2:16 pm
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I have a load of video, properly named and sorted so players can access it.

I have a load of music, properly tagged, named and sorted so players can access it.

I have a load of documents and ebooks that are all over the place, and solutions seem thin on the ground, even though someone must surely have built all the tools to achieve this by now.
>> No. 34632 Anonymous
11th October 2023
Wednesday 2:23 pm
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>>34631
Have you tried calibre?
>> No. 34633 Anonymous
12th October 2023
Thursday 11:17 pm
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Fuck off.
>> No. 34634 Anonymous
12th October 2023
Thursday 11:18 pm
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>>34633

Sorry.
>> No. 34635 Anonymous
13th October 2023
Friday 12:00 am
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>>34634
What a terrifying world they're trying to put us in. What ad blockers aren't working for it?
>> No. 34636 Anonymous
13th October 2023
Friday 12:21 am
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>>34635

At the moment, it's just intermittently annoying - sometimes you get that popup, sometimes it plays the advert but it's 30 seconds of a blank screen, sometimes nothing out of the ordinary happens. It seems clear that YouTube are going to war on ad blockers and the experience is only going to get worse.

£13 a month for YouTube Premium isn't totally unreasonable considering that you also get YouTube Music, but it's yet another bloody subscription.
>> No. 34637 Anonymous
13th October 2023
Friday 12:26 am
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>>34636
>£13 a month for YouTube Premium isn't totally unreasonable considering that you also get YouTube Music, but it's yet another bloody subscription.

Don't be a poof m8. I'm not getting it on my end which either means an A/B test or we already have the tools to bring it down.
>> No. 34638 Anonymous
13th October 2023
Friday 12:41 am
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>>34636
I had it a few times yesterday, but I never had the black screen you described, just the pop-up.
>> No. 34639 Anonymous
13th October 2023
Friday 1:47 am
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>>34632
When I was searching for solutions, it didn't really show up much, and from what little looking into it I've done it appears to do the exact opposite of what I'm trying to achieve. For my other media, tools like Filebot and Picard look up metadata, tag and rename files, and export metadata, so I can stick them in a folder for some other tool to index. It seems Calibre creates copies of the files locally and indexes the metadata itself. Really I would want something that can tag/rename the files, and a front-end (a bit like Emby or Jellyfin for the videos) that will index the files in-place.
>> No. 34644 Anonymous
16th October 2023
Monday 4:25 pm
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I meant to buy a packet of pork mince and a packet of beef mince, but obviously because I'm a fucking CUNT I bought two packets of shitty, boring, beef mince without realising until I'm opening up the not-pork packet and emptying it into the pot.
>> No. 34645 Anonymous
16th October 2023
Monday 4:40 pm
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>>34644
That's good. Eat halal.
>> No. 34646 Anonymous
16th October 2023
Monday 5:20 pm
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>>34645
I think that ship sailed when I diced up and added five rashers of bacon.

Besides, half the eskimos I know don't even eat halal. I only know two eskimos, but even so, the stats don't lie.
>> No. 34647 Anonymous
16th October 2023
Monday 6:37 pm
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>>34646
If you ever don't feel like cooking, might I recommend a delicious glass of Sarah Millican's Squelchy Fanny Custard™? Now sold pre-made in cartons for when you can't even be arsed to mix it with water!
>> No. 34648 Anonymous
16th October 2023
Monday 6:51 pm
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>>34647

Gary Delaney gets his straight from the tap, the lucky bastard.
>> No. 34649 Anonymous
16th October 2023
Monday 9:15 pm
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>>34634
I just saw my first "Adblockers on YouTube are naughty and you are stealing from Google, you savage" and I was really angry until I clicked the X in the corner and watched the video as normal.

Another thing that pisses me off is that I am Type I diabetic, the one with the insulin, and I opened a new bottle of insulin this morning and it was broken and completely empty. It must have smashed at the factory and then been packed anyway. I went to the chemist to ask for a replacement, and the fucking bitch whore told me I need a new prescription, which will of course take several days, during which I will suffer some admittedly minimal adverse health effects. Fucking fix it, you cow. Imagine if this was something that I'd die within days if I didn't take, instead of several years. I fucking hate that chemist. Fuck Boots and fuck this entire country's worthless shit health system. If the NHS won't even help me, shouldn't I at least get back the taxes I paid into it? Wankers.
>> No. 34650 Anonymous
16th October 2023
Monday 10:47 pm
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I guess I'm a guy who doesn't watch YouTube anymore.

Alphabet Inc. made $60 billion dollars in profits last year.
>> No. 34651 Anonymous
16th October 2023
Monday 11:11 pm
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>>34650
How many days before someone figures out how to block those pop-ups? I plan to try the Element Zapper or whatever it's called next time I see one, but I expect that will only work for individual videos.
>> No. 34652 Anonymous
16th October 2023
Monday 11:19 pm
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>>34651
I haven't used this myself, but uBlock seem to have a way around it already. idk why this is "old Reddit" either, but the layout is worse than the new so sorry about that, but I don't use the site ever so I don't know how to change it.
https://old.reddit.com/r/uBlockOrigin/comments/173jmog/youtube_antiadblock_and_ads_october_09_2023/

Do remember to file a spurious report complaining about this before fixing it.
>> No. 34653 Anonymous
21st October 2023
Saturday 12:38 am
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I understand it's petty to complain about a birthday present. But do your parents ever give you a cheque? I don't do online banking because I don't like such things and I am even more reluctant after my bank account got hacked twice in one year. So occasionally, once or twice a year, I physically visit my bank. And the fucking bastard dickhole shitmonkey dildo fucks have fucking closed my fucking branch. Now I have to travel several miles, when they're open which we all know is never, just to receive my birthday present. Hanging is too good for these vermin.
>> No. 34654 Anonymous
21st October 2023
Saturday 12:48 am
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>>34653

With a lot of banks, you can pay in a cheque by scanning it on the mobile app.
>> No. 34655 Anonymous
21st October 2023
Saturday 12:09 pm
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>>34653
>dickhole shitmonkey dildo
Yeah, those heckin cockwombles! Those bloody twatwaffles!

Totally fucking deserved, mate. Sort yourself out.
>> No. 34656 Anonymous
21st October 2023
Saturday 5:00 pm
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>>34655
Incidentally, the term linguistics has chosen for these word forms is "shitgibbon".
>> No. 34657 Anonymous
21st October 2023
Saturday 5:16 pm
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>>34655
The irony of complaining about this kind of language is that you out yourself as far more "online" than the person using it. I feel confident in assuming chequelad's not big on the "socials" given his trenchant dedication to a distinctly twentieth-century mode of banking, but you... you're different.

>>34653
I don't know how your bank does it, but I can't imagine my NatWest online account getting hacked unless someone burst into my house and killed me while my PC was on and unlocked. You've got the customer number, the random characters from the online PIN and then the random characters from your password, before you get the one-time use code to finally log in with. It's a slight pain in the arse, but until I'm senile and scammers are projecting holograms that look like dead relatives into my home to ask for money to save them from Hell, I think I'm basically hack proof. Did I just jinx it?
>> No. 34658 Anonymous
22nd October 2023
Sunday 7:43 pm
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People in public that are obviously moving slower than you but race to get in front at a juncture where you're both getting there at the same time, only to then require overtaking because despite moving very slowly,. they wanted to make sure they beat you to it.
>> No. 34659 Anonymous
22nd October 2023
Sunday 7:58 pm
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My shitty antisocial housemate has been sitting in the lounge for the past few hours as he frequently does, but this time he's been coughing and sneezing all afternoon.
>> No. 34660 Anonymous
22nd October 2023
Sunday 9:15 pm
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I think I'm having a panic attack.

I don't know that I definitely am. I don't really feel any overwhelming sense of dread. My chest is tight, my heart is thumping, and I feel a bit light-headed. Breathing exercises aren't making it subside.

I was thinking about my debts earlier and how I've been avoiding them despite the emails and calls. Could that have done it even if it's not at the forefront of my mind right now?
>> No. 34661 Anonymous
22nd October 2023
Sunday 9:24 pm
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>>34660
I possibly had a similar experience in 2020. I decided I had caught that hot new coronavirus everyone was talking about, because I suddenly found it very difficult to breathe while watching the news after a couple of weeks when I and all my key-worker colleagues had been coughing quite nastily. It was the day Boris Johnson got taken into intensive care, and I thought that if he could die from it, then I, a somewhat unhealthy thirtysomething with a cough, could well die soon too. And I had been watching a lot of apocalyptic news on TV and basically nothing else.

I actually got the real McCoyrona about a year later and it was a totally different experience. Anyway, my mystery breathlessness went away after a couple of hours, so I wish you the same positive outcome with yours.
>> No. 34662 Anonymous
22nd October 2023
Sunday 9:24 pm
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>>34660
From my experience they do rather sneak up on you, instead of being triggered by some big single incident.
>> No. 34663 Anonymous
22nd October 2023
Sunday 9:36 pm
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>>34661
Nothing to do with coronavirus worries. but this happened to me once, I just thought I couldn't catch my breath and breathe in a really intense way, never occurred to me it could be a panic attack.

A truly, truly, dreadful experience and often the subject of mockery when it really shouldn't be.
>> No. 34664 Anonymous
22nd October 2023
Sunday 10:06 pm
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>>34660

>Could that have done it even if it's not at the forefront of my mind right now?

Yes. A panic attack is a physiological reaction to stress. It can be caused by a sudden overwhelming event, but it can also be caused by a gradual build-up of chronic stressful events.

The most important thing to remember is that a panic attack is a temporary condition - your sympathetic nervous system cannot maintain that level of arousal indefinitely and you will normally get back to normal within half an hour, regardless of what you do. Breathing too quickly and too deeply can exacerbate a panic attack, but slowing your breathing isn't a guaranteed fix. A lot of people find it more helpful to do something to distract themselves, particularly having a conversation with someone calm. If you're worried about something specific, it can be very useful to make a plan to do something about it tomorrow - even if it it doesn't fix your problems, it can help give you a sense of control over your situation.

I would strongly advise you to get some advice regarding your debts. I used to work for Citizens Advice, I helped hundreds of people with their debts and I never once encountered a client who we couldn't help. A debt advisor can talk to your creditors, work out an affordable payment plan and get things back in control. Most of my clients were shocked at how straightforward it was and nearly all of them were visibly relieved by the end of the session. You can get free, impartial debt advice from one of the agencies at the link below:

https://www.gov.uk/debt-advice
>> No. 34665 Anonymous
23rd October 2023
Monday 1:28 am
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An online recipe for baking my own bread told me to mix the flour, sugar, salt and yeast in a bowl, then add butter, then add water. I trusted it, because an online recipe for fucking bread couldn't possibly be wrong, right? But alas, salt kills yeast, exactly as I thought it did. My bread is not rising at all. I've baked my own bread many times in the past, but I just needed a refresher on how to start. And evidently this was not the way.
>> No. 34666 Anonymous
23rd October 2023
Monday 2:09 am
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>>34665

What a coincidence, I just baked another loaf tonight, too.

>salt kills yeast

Too much of it will, yes. Osmotic stress, and that. But you would have to add so much salt that your bread would start to taste oversalted. Yeast can also tolerate a good deal of fat and sugar, or else you wouldn't be able to bake a sweet pie.

I always put my dried yeast in a bit of warm water and half a teaspoon of sugar and wait for it to froth before adding it to the dough. It's a good way to make sure your yeast isn't dead before adding it, and I've found that bread and pie rise better that way.

Another thing I do is that I usually make a poolish with flour, yeast, water and a dollop of Philadelphia cheese (to get lactic acid fermentation going) and let it sit in a jar for three days at room temperature, which adds loads of flavour and also promotes yeast activity in your dough.
>> No. 34667 Anonymous
23rd October 2023
Monday 7:21 am
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Whatever I'm watching or listening to, if a host or whoever says "sorry if I sound a bit different today" or words to that effect, I have never once noticed the difference. To be specific, this only applies to their voice being different, not a change in audio recording equipment, that's obviously noticable.
>> No. 34668 Anonymous
23rd October 2023
Monday 8:56 am
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Thank you, both of you, for your concern regarding my chest pain. It's looking to be more like pericarditis.
>> No. 34669 Anonymous
23rd October 2023
Monday 5:19 pm
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I'm dating a someone that is gluten free and, wow I have no idea how they don't die. It would actually be a lot easier to be vegan.
>> No. 34673 Anonymous
24th October 2023
Tuesday 9:13 pm
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The screw holes on newer high-capacity hard drives are in different places. The manufacturer didn't bother to mention this on the product listing or the data sheet. I don't know whether to modify my case, make up a mounting bracket, or just half-arse it with some double-sided tape.
>> No. 34674 Anonymous
24th October 2023
Tuesday 10:14 pm
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>>34673
Are you shipping your PC via a notoriously brutal delivery company? If not, two screws (or zero screws but reliable old gravity) is fine.
>> No. 34676 Anonymous
25th October 2023
Wednesday 4:36 pm
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>>34669

>I'm dating a someone that is gluten free

Are they gluten free by choice or because they have celiac disease?


People who just choose gluten free are usually even more insufferable cunts than vegans.
>> No. 34683 Anonymous
31st October 2023
Tuesday 3:32 pm
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>>34676
>People who just choose gluten free are usually even more insufferable cunts than vegans.

I hate the fact you're right.
>> No. 34689 Anonymous
8th November 2023
Wednesday 9:08 am
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I don't quite understand why, but one little piece of fried egg went ape in the pan this morning and now I have a painful little burn down the back of my left hand. I think it had folded over on itself, so there was cooler oil inside it, or it formed some kind of mini oil pouch that burst, I don't know.
>> No. 34690 Anonymous
8th November 2023
Wednesday 2:21 pm
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Because ChatGPT is down everyone has gone onto Bard and it's barely working for complex questions.
>> No. 34691 Anonymous
8th November 2023
Wednesday 4:08 pm
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>>34690
And I have Claude all to myself...
>> No. 34692 Anonymous
8th November 2023
Wednesday 4:40 pm
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I feel like I'm encountering more scams than I used to. The random mobile numbers, not all of which are overseas, doing that thing where they call for a second and hangup.

Hinge also has a sudden surge of people talking about shorts, Cryto and trying to get me to go off the app. Never had this issue come up before, I guess Tinder must've imploded and they've moved over.

>>34691
Oh wow, you must be getting your 'I'm not comfortable talking about that' messages at unparalleled speed after you laboriously copy and paste online information!
>> No. 34693 Anonymous
8th November 2023
Wednesday 5:35 pm
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>>34692

I've had loads of texts from random numbers that are obviously the prelude to a scam. Dunno what's going on.
>> No. 34694 Anonymous
8th November 2023
Wednesday 8:41 pm
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>>34693
My ones are usually offering me jobs. Not real jobs, obviously, but "opportunities" with zero detail and three or four "Patiently waiting for your response" follow-up messages.
>> No. 34695 Anonymous
8th November 2023
Wednesday 8:48 pm
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>>34694
I usually just tell them to kill themselves. I don't think people are nearly hard enough on scammers nowadays.
>> No. 34696 Anonymous
8th November 2023
Wednesday 9:09 pm
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>>34695
But then they know your phone number or email address has a live person on the other end, and they'll sell it to other spammers. I always fantasise about racially abusing one of those Indian scammers, but they never ring me.
>> No. 34697 Anonymous
12th November 2023
Sunday 12:58 am
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I don't like Amazon and I try not to buy from there. But I really want to try an Indian drink called jaljeera, and you can't buy it from any actual physical shops anywhere. I looked on Amazon, and they had it, but because I'm clever I looked up the company that makes it and went to their website instead. It turns out there are dozens, if not hundreds, of totally different online Asian supermarkets, and every single one takes you to the exact same payment page. The shipping for my £1.79 box of jaljeera powder is anything from £6.99 up to £58 on one of those sites, and usually around £20. It's mental and I can't explain it.

I might have to do it. I might be forced to buy from Amazon after all. Alternatively, I could buy a train ticket to Derby and collect it from the warehouse myself. Why are Indians so weird?
>> No. 34698 Anonymous
12th November 2023
Sunday 2:08 am
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>>34697
WTF is jaljeera and why do you want to try it so desperately?
>> No. 34699 Anonymous
12th November 2023
Sunday 11:13 am
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>>34698
It's a spicy cumin drink that I want to try, and the fact that every attempt so far has been thwarted just makes me want it more.
>> No. 34700 Anonymous
12th November 2023
Sunday 1:11 pm
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My paranoia prevents me from trying curious foods and drinks from abroad because I assume they're full of cadmium or something.
>> No. 34701 Anonymous
12th November 2023
Sunday 1:49 pm
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>>34700

Not unreasonable TBH.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5415259/
>> No. 34702 Anonymous
12th November 2023
Sunday 7:27 pm
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How many sodding times is the BBC Natural History Department going to shoot and edit this exact scene: a bunch of intense, edgy, foreign men, all talking in a langauge you don't understand are gathered together and persuing an animal. It's usually a water borne creature of some kind, but not always. They've got nets and they're circling around their prey. The tension music is playing and Attenborough is telling you about how vulnerable the poor creature is, and as the animal's chance of escape has clearly hit zero, Big Dave offers the revelation that this is one of the very last of it's kind.

Then it's revealed that it's, obviously, a rescue party trying help the animal in some way, because the BBC aren't going to show one of the last Horned Pigmy Hippopotamus of Old West Guinea being butchered on a river bank. I've seen those ultra high definition bastards pull this trick at least three times, and I barely even watch these kinds of programmes, meaning the true number could be in the hundreds, if not thousands.

Don't even get me started on the "little tiny cute baby nearly dying" gag.
>> No. 34703 Anonymous
18th November 2023
Saturday 5:27 pm
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I thought I'd have an initial browse on Christmas gifts this year because I know it takes bloody ages. Yep it's definately no change this year.

The problem is that obviously unless you want to spend around £100 it's actually very difficult to find something people will want. Maybe I'll get my parents 12 months of Audible and see if they take to it but I'm struggling to imagine if they have a routine that allows them to listen to something intently. I could get them a robot vacuum or a maybe a laptop but they can get a little expensive which they might not like.
>> No. 34704 Anonymous
18th November 2023
Saturday 6:31 pm
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>>34703
In my family, gifts are always books, CDs or DVDs. As society moves towards those things not existing, shopping for presents is becoming much harder.
>> No. 34705 Anonymous
18th November 2023
Saturday 6:58 pm
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>>34704

CDs and DVDs tend to be shit gifts anyway unless you know exactly what the person getting the gift is into.
>> No. 34706 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 8:30 am
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>>34703

Women are a piece of piss to buy for, you just go to the giftware section in TK Maxx. Men are a nightmare unless they've got a hobby that you know at least a little bit about.
>> No. 34707 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 12:28 pm
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>>34706

>Men are a nightmare unless they've got a hobby that you know at least a little bit about.

That's going to be difficult especially if you've got some kind of highly specialised tech hobby.

Most of the time, I get socks and neckties from the women in our family. Which is just as well, women are much more tuned into what sort of tie looks smart on a man.
>> No. 34708 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 3:28 pm
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>Don't @ me.
I realise the recent use of this here is ironic, but why do people actually say this shit? "Here's my opinion, I don't care about yours" - then why the fuck are you using a social relay? Engagement is implied in your being here, you fucking retard.
>> No. 34709 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 3:56 pm
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>>34708

>why do people actually say this shit?

"Main character energy", which is apparently what the young people call narcissistic personality disorder. Most people have interactions, but some people only have audiences.
>> No. 34710 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 4:19 pm
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>>34708

I think the majority of people say things like that in a self-aware, tongue in cheek kind of way. It's just a hyperbolic way of saying "I strongly and firmly believe this opinion and will passionately stand by it".

Young people nowadays have do a problem with disagreement though, I have noticed. That's why you always hear them pissing and moaning about "gatekeeping", when really no such thing had occured, and in fact they merely encountered somebody with a different opinion to them who had the audacity to say as much.

It saddens me really because much of my formative years online were spent taking the piss back and forth with other music nerds about why their music taste is shit and mine is better. The reality of course is that it's 100% subjective and the entire debate is ultimately pointless, but that's exactly why it was fun, everyone involved knows that, and really it's just banter. But these Gen Z-ers nowadays soil their nappies as soon as you dare suggest something they like isn't perfect.

I miss the old days when you could call something gay as the default insult.
>> No. 34711 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 4:28 pm
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>>34708

It's equivalent to "don't care, didn't ask". To a certain type of permanantly online sociopath, everyone else on the internet might as well be ChatGPT giving an unsatisfactory answer.
>> No. 34712 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 4:32 pm
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>>34710

The majority of people are NOT self-aware, and I'm not just basing that according to wot happens on the internets. Have you seen the way people drive? I think they have either played too many arcade racing / sandbox games, or they're trying to get on "Police, Camera, Action".
>> No. 34713 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 4:57 pm
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>>34710
I can't help but notice that once calling things gay was decided to be frowned upon, society did immediately get very, very gay. I can't explain why but the correlation was unmistakable.
>> No. 34714 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 5:09 pm
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>>34710

>But these Gen Z-ers nowadays soil their nappies as soon as you dare suggest something they like isn't perfect.

That's what you get when you raise your kids to be personal luxury lifestyle accessories. And where it's all about competitive professional parenting.

And it eluded those parents who raised Gen-Z that children need to be prepared for a life where most of the time, things are going to be a bit shit, you won't always get what you want, and people will disagree with you almost all of the time.

I was raised that way as a younglad in the late 80s to early 90s. My parents couldn't have been more loving, we didn't want for anything growing up, I guess you could say they spoiled us. But they instilled in us kids a sense that you have to fight for most things in your life, that they don't get handed to you on a silver platter, and that often, you'll just need a healthy dose of tenacity to make your way. The end result being that my brother and I turned into well adjusted functioning adults who could take a beating and brush it off and get back up. And I just don't see that in many of those overly pampered Gen-Zers, who will get mortally offended if you misassume pronouns.
>> No. 34715 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 5:12 pm
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>>34712

>Have you seen the way people drive?

Fucking hell, don't get me started. I live just down the road from a major hospital, so there's a constant flow of ambulances. I am staggered by the number of people who see blue lights in their mirror and just stop in the middle of the road. I can sort of understand why someone might panic and hit the brakes, but I don't understand why they take so long to move off when it's obvious that the ambulance is stuck behind them. Is there a secret demographic of people who hate the critically ill?
>> No. 34716 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 5:16 pm
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Ha ha, you've turned into the kind of sad old fucks who say that the kids these days have gone soft.

HEY GRANDDAD, TELL US AGAIN ABOUT HOW THINGS WERE BETTER IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS. WE'LL PUT THE SPICE GIRLS ON AND THEN YOU CAN TELL US ABOUT THE MILLENNIUM DOME.
>> No. 34717 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 5:27 pm
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>>34715

There are people in other countries who are genuinely fascinated by videos from UK (and Australia) where motorists will actively make a route, even on the most narrow, cobbled of roads. I don't drive myself, but I would do that by instinct if I did, simply because I always saw my folks doing it when I was a passenger (and for myriad other reasons, I knew it was right to do so). A few years back, a friend asked why emergency vehicles now have a range of different sirens which sound like those keyring zappers from the 80s, and I explained that motorists can get so used to the sound of the "classic" sirens that they subconsciously ignore them. There are certainly a handful of signs that you could extrapolate from this as to why things in general are circling down the plughole.
>> No. 34718 Anonymous
19th November 2023
Sunday 5:35 pm
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>>34716

"Here lies Callum, cruelly beheaded in Dubai for promoting Remy Martin and Dragon Dildos in Insta. 2002-2023"
>> No. 34720 Anonymous
21st November 2023
Tuesday 11:09 am
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I want to get angry at the BBC reporting about how everyone in the Middle Ages practiced 17th century racism which is why black women all died in the Black Death and never wrote anything down but then I looked at the other people getting angry about it and it felt embarrassing. Why is modern culture defined by charlatans and the reactions of stupid people?

Yeah you didn't have a large black population in London at the time and the scientific basis for the conclusions is measuring a few skulls in a couple plague pits to arrive at 9 people who were black without doing genetic testing. But I'm upset because it fundamentally ignores how people conceived the world back then and projects modern prejudices onto the past which does a disservice to both and ignores the obvious reality that we don't have written accounts from barely anyone back then.

Do you know how the Jesus' race debate was resolved in Byzantium? They took one look at it said, 'yeah it doesn't matter at all, what's important is the message' and then moved on. I hope that one day we can reach that level of societal advancement.
>> No. 34721 Anonymous
21st November 2023
Tuesday 11:39 am
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>>34720
Sounds like you need to stop being a bigot and start acknowledging the lived experiences of People of Colour.
>> No. 34722 Anonymous
21st November 2023
Tuesday 1:13 pm
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>>34720

They were at it in full grift during covid where they would rather blame NHS staff who were working flat out under the most hellish conditions imaginable for being "racist" than take a look at socio-economic community factors that might explain why the black and asian demographic appeared to be getting hit harder by the virus.

I've always hated these type of wanker but that was my "right, that's it, I have had it, I am not even giving the benefit of the doubt that these people actually believe what they are saying anymore" moment. It's all just a narcissistic parlour game for twats.
>> No. 34723 Anonymous
21st November 2023
Tuesday 7:05 pm
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>>34720

I've said a few times that our present age in history books will be characterised by our absolutely nutty obsession with "race". It's one of the saddest things for humanity that industrialised warfare and colonial rule coincided with a huge leap forward in biological science. It gave us to give a sense of legitimacy when we asserted others are subhuman, and has given birth to an immense amount of junk literature applying pseudo-evolutionary theory to human beings.
>> No. 34724 Anonymous
22nd November 2023
Wednesday 11:26 am
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Some cunt said "only 33 days until Christmas" and now it's looming like a tinsel-covered sword of Damocles.
>> No. 34725 Anonymous
22nd November 2023
Wednesday 1:10 pm
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>>34724
I've only got 22 working days left this year 😀
>> No. 34726 Anonymous
29th November 2023
Wednesday 12:17 pm
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I wanted to buy a foreign calendar to help memorise the days of the week and months. They're not too different but it's also something cheap to hang up.

This is quite a pain in the arse to do. I first found out that the majority of calendars in the world will be English because everyone knows it - or at best print you'll get multiple translations of the English underneath. Then I tried using the overseas Amazon website, which is surprisingly easy with a little double checking of what I know and I was able to find a tacky angels calendar because that's papists for you - but it was sold out.

Then I went and followed the religious lead to find a foreign calendar store but they wanted to charge me (a very unchristian) £18 for shipping. So I went back to Amazon which had them back in stock and I've probably ordered a massive box of dildos or I'll now be arrested for indirectly smuggling a calendar into the country.
>> No. 34727 Anonymous
29th November 2023
Wednesday 12:44 pm
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>>34726
Which days of the week are you trying to learn?
>> No. 34728 Anonymous
29th November 2023
Wednesday 8:11 pm
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>>34727
He won't know until he sees the calander, will he?
>> No. 34734 Anonymous
1st December 2023
Friday 10:57 pm
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I know how this is going to sound, but once you've been wearing exclusively natural fibres for a time the synthetic stuff just feels awful.
>> No. 34736 Anonymous
2nd December 2023
Saturday 12:11 am
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>>34734
You're not wearing it for comfort, though, are you?
>> No. 34737 Anonymous
2nd December 2023
Saturday 1:01 am
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>>34736
I guess I really didn't know how that was going to sound.
>> No. 34741 Anonymous
4th December 2023
Monday 11:00 pm
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I fucking left the oven on for about 24 hours yesterday. The fucking thing doesn't have a light to say it's on (only when it's warming up), and it doesn't make any noise, so it's really easy for me to accidentally leave it on after I've got my food out.

It's not the end of the world, but it's probably wiped out whatever savings I made by being stingy about the heating, and it's just not what I needed. I was having a good week last week and a little thing like that has put me in a really shit mood all day today that's thrown me right off course again.
>> No. 34744 Anonymous
5th December 2023
Tuesday 8:52 pm
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Restaurants that don't put up any nutritional information on the menu or online can get fucked. I'm trying to keep an eye on my intake but I keep getting roped into underwhelming Christmas meals at work.

Oh what's that, they're worried that if they posted the nutritional content then nobody would eat there? What a shame.
>> No. 34745 Anonymous
5th December 2023
Tuesday 10:14 pm
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>>34744
>I'm trying to keep an eye on my intake
That sounds like a you problem. Cut down on your pork life, mate.
>> No. 34746 Anonymous
5th December 2023
Tuesday 11:06 pm
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>>34745
>That sounds like a you problem.

Not when I've got money it's not.
>> No. 34747 Anonymous
5th December 2023
Tuesday 11:42 pm
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>>34746

You lot do the weirdest flexes.
>> No. 34749 Anonymous
6th December 2023
Wednesday 10:27 am
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I hate people who use their Christmas plans as a flex. I'm happy for you that you will be spending Christmas and New Year's in Cuba, but don't keep talking about it like it's a status symbol. You can get a four-star week in Varadero for under 1,500 quid including airfare. And the place is shite, I've actually been to Varadero, and it's a tropical Benidorm or Torremolinos. Nice beaches, yes, but with all the dodgy infrastructure you can expect in a third-world socialist country.
>> No. 34750 Anonymous
8th December 2023
Friday 12:22 pm
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My GP surgery: "We've run out of face-to-face appointments (at 8:01am on Monday) but we can book you in for a phone appointment. You'll get a call on Friday between 8am and 6pm"

Also my GP surgery: calls me from an unknown number while I'm having a piss, hangs up after three rings, doesn't call back

Also also my GP surgery: "You missed your appointment, but we can book you another one for the 22nd"

I know that the NHS is under dire pressure, I know it isn't the fault of the staff, but I just wish that someone would admit that they can't treat everyone and be up-front about the realities of rationing. Covertly rationing care by making everything as inconvenient as possible is just demoralising for everyone involved and puts the greatest burdens on the most vulnerable patients.
>> No. 34751 Anonymous
8th December 2023
Friday 12:26 pm
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>>34750

Sadly, economists and policy wonks bought into the idea of "ordeal mechanisms" long ago, and are now very comfortable using it as a cover for the non-existence of services.
>> No. 34752 Anonymous
9th December 2023
Saturday 9:29 pm
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Like a drum circle, but if it was actually good:
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>> No. 34753 Anonymous
10th December 2023
Sunday 6:10 pm
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Spend some time with dad again over the weekend. Not snooker this time, instead he detailed an extensive list of his morning routine; wake up, go to the toilet, wash hands (no, really?), put the kettle on, cook some bacon - 2 bits, make it into a sandwich, bring in the tea and breakfast to the living room. "It's the only tea I've had today! No actually [sister] made me one at 12 o'clock".
It doesn't end there. It goes on and on and fucking on. Dad is devloping dementia but it's always been like this for the most part.Every story he tells is short cut long with the most trivial points excruciatingly made.
Upon leaving he say's "you don't have to go, you can stay as long as you like", to which I replied "I fucking have done".

Yeah I know I'm sounding like a cunt. It's just I haven't heard my dad laugh for years. Last time I made him laugh he tried to resist it with his usual shitty attitude, but it got through with a bit of a tear. Thing is, in the past I've heard him laugh with his work colleges and pub mates. He has got banter in him, but he doesn't share it with us his family. With us it's just trivial shit and uptightness, coupled with his feeling of obligation to drive us around and shit. I've asked him to teach me butchery, but nothing has come of it. He's keen to tell us we'll inherit his life insurance but I'd rather have something meaningful before he's dead.
>> No. 34754 Anonymous
13th December 2023
Wednesday 9:51 pm
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Northwesterly wind carrying in the smell from the damn sewer next to my house. Both my kitchen and bathroom stink due to the great airvent holes in each's wall.
I don't know what I can do about this shit, feel like I'm gonna get ill if I leave my living room door open.
>> No. 34755 Anonymous
14th December 2023
Thursday 8:23 pm
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I've been using Asda home delivery a lot lately because my corner shop is shit, the Tesco Express is overpriced, and it's too much hassle to get in the car when you only need a few bits like milk or bread and such.

Two times in a row I've ordered a bag of Revels. Two times in a row they have left out my bag of revels. I think next time I do a proper shop at the big Asda, I am stealing those fucking revels.
>> No. 34756 Anonymous
14th December 2023
Thursday 8:36 pm
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>>34755
Of course, the betrayal might closer to home, on your very doorstep even. Yes, I daren't even think it at first, but what if the driver him or herself is revelling in your Revels, then smiling like the serpent while you thank them for their trouble?
>> No. 34757 Anonymous
14th December 2023
Thursday 11:32 pm
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I feel like most of the substantial conversations I've had over the last year have been people telling me how unhappy they are. On any level deeper than talking about the weather or last night's match, it's just a stream of bitter acrimony and failing relationships and money troubles. Not sure if I'm a misery magnet, if all of my friends and family are hopeless cases, if we're going through something on a societal level, or if it's always been like this and I've only just noticed.
>> No. 34758 Anonymous
14th December 2023
Thursday 11:53 pm
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>>34756

I mean, I do suspect it's either the driver going "Oooh, some Revels, I like Revels. Surely nobody will notice", or just the kid at the shop going "Nah, fuck it, the sweets section is too far away, I won't bother."

Either way I will have my vengeance.
>> No. 34759 Anonymous
15th December 2023
Friday 12:01 am
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>>34757
Profound conversations are almost always about some sort of emotion, and the only emotions anyone ever discusses are sad ones. Whenever someone "should get in touch with their emotions", that's always somebody telling them to embrace the sobbing; it's never an order to brag about how cheerful you are. So I think it's inevitable that a big serious conversation would be about sadness or problems, because it's not a big serious conversation if it's about happiness.

To be fair, I did spend about an hour doing armchair psychoanalysis on some guy in the pub a month or two ago, and that was very profound and deep indeed, and I wasn't sad then. But he was, so it still counts in my eyes.
>> No. 34766 Anonymous
16th December 2023
Saturday 6:09 pm
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Can feel myself coming down with a horrible cold. I'm going back into lockdown, because 2020/2021 were the only years I didn't get horribly ill in December. And it's always fucking December, never November or January, it's always right bloody now.
>> No. 34770 Anonymous
17th December 2023
Sunday 8:59 pm
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I want to watch Godzilla Minus One. Lots of people do and it's probably the best performing film this Christmas which really says something as it's a foreign language movie.

But that's not allowed. The cinema nearest to me is only showing it once a day for 3 days in the smallest room so all the seats have already been reserved but they're not doing anything about this because they'd rather use the space for another unwanted remake of Willy Wanker and Ridley Scott's latest disaster.
>> No. 34771 Anonymous
17th December 2023
Sunday 9:14 pm
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>>34770
Is your local cinema a Cineworld?
>> No. 34772 Anonymous
19th December 2023
Tuesday 12:23 am
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ANPR car parks with patchy function. Every other time I pull into one, the system struggles to recognise my number plate, so that I have to push the button and ring assistance after I type in my plate at the payment machine. Because it'll say "unknown number plate" or suggest similar ones of other customers.

Apparently it's not a problem with my number plate, because everytime this happens, there will be other annoyed customers there as well.

I know it's more green to do away with paper tickets, but it's kind of massively annoying.
>> No. 34773 Anonymous
26th December 2023
Tuesday 2:31 am
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I bought a new computer chair before Christmas and it seems to have arrived last Saturday. A full week early. One of my neighbours took it in.

No, they took it up some stairs and then left it side down on an open common area getting soaked in the rain for days on end. This is where water pools. From their own initiative and Christmas spirit they have made the whole situation worse than if they'd just fucked off and refused delivery. I only realised when someone lifted it up today to actually show the address as it was blocking the walkway.

I'm dreading opening it up at this point. It should survive a little water but I don't know how the leather and cushioning has faired in standing water for days.
>> No. 34774 Anonymous
26th December 2023
Tuesday 5:25 am
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>>34773

Take photos when you unbox it - both the unopened packaging and any damage to the product. The retailer is responsible for the product until you get it, unless you gave explicit permission for the item to be signed for by your neighbour.

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2015/15/section/29/enacted
>> No. 34775 Anonymous
31st December 2023
Sunday 1:34 pm
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>>34772
I miss the yellow tokens in the Ridings. The ANPR system has not once got my plate correct.
>> No. 34776 Anonymous
3rd January 2024
Wednesday 7:18 pm
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I want to keep my living room door shut, for warmth and quiet, but the bloody wifi can't get through if I do.

Literally shutting this one door, which is right next to the router in the hallway to begin with, I watch my download speeds plummet to 500kb/s and videos start buffering at 480p.
>> No. 34777 Anonymous
4th January 2024
Thursday 12:52 am
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>>34776
From an internal door? What, it it lined with wire or something? That's nuts.
>> No. 34778 Anonymous
4th January 2024
Thursday 10:36 am
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>>34777

White or light-coloured paint is very slightly radio-opaque, because the pigment is titanium dioxide or zinc oxide. Pre-1960s paint is significantly radio-opaque, because it's based on lead.

More than likely though, it's just some weird multipath reflection issue that can be solved by moving the router by a few inches. Wifi signals can be cancelled out by their own reflection and create lots of weird dead zones in coverage, which is particularly likely if the router is right up against a brick wall or some kind of metal object. We tend to think of wireless signals as being some kind of magic, but they're literally made of light. Very, very, very, very red light, but light all the same. If you shove a lamp down the back of a cupboard, it probably won't do a good job of illuminating your room.
>> No. 34779 Anonymous
4th January 2024
Thursday 10:46 am
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>>34776

You can get network extensions that run through your house electric circuits, they may be the solution. It's possible your ISP will give you some for free but you can get them on eBay too.
>> No. 34780 Anonymous
4th January 2024
Thursday 1:14 pm
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>>34777
>>34778

I suspect it's a combination of all of these, it's an ex-council place built in the 70s and the walls are made of concrete so thick and solid I've struggled hammering nails into them, and even the internal doors are hefty solid wood panels, not the cardboard wafers they use in modern houses. Add to that the 9 or 10 coats of gloss paint they must have had over the years.

>>34779

Probably not worth bothering with those, I'd only need to run about a 5-6m length of Cat 5 round the bottom of the skirting board to get it to the telly computer anyway. It's just getting around to it.
>> No. 34781 Anonymous
6th January 2024
Saturday 11:01 am
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The last time my impacted wisdom tooth caused pericoronitis I was in pain over lockdown and nothing could be done. The time before that I remember it being a bank holiday. Now with the doctors strike it has decided that now is the perfect time to leave me in mild agony.

I'm just going to lie to my dentist next week and say I've had it twice over 12 months so I can be rid of it. The human body is stupid joke. And I'm going to show my faulty genetics whose boss too by finding a woman with a giant jaw and making babies with her so we can start to undo the damage agriculture has done to the human race. Or I'll move to America where they just remove wisdom teeth as a matter of routine.
>> No. 34790 Anonymous
13th January 2024
Saturday 4:45 pm
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I know it's a stupid thing to be angry about, and I've far bigger issues in my own life to concern myself with, but that the Gladiators revival is being hosted by Bradley Walsh and his fucking son is so infuriating. Wow, how fucking convenient that the best arsehole for this job was the son of a bloke who's already a famous telly twat. Obviously nepotism within the media industry is my real gripe, this is just the most recent example.
>> No. 34791 Anonymous
13th January 2024
Saturday 5:33 pm
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>>34790
Sky News asked their German football correspondent or whatever he is about the death of Franz Beckenbauer, and the correspondent's name was Archie Rhind-Tutt. Meanwhile, Julian Rhind-Tutt is a well-known actor. And it's not like they're called Archie and Julian Smith; how many Rhind-Tutts have you met?

In a way, I actually don't mind this nepotism, because I can use it to justify my total inability to act on any sort of ambition in life. Also, maybe the best way to learn how to present TV programmes is to live with someone who does it for a living, and wee Walshie really is the best man for the job given his lifetime spent learning from a pro.
>> No. 34792 Anonymous
13th January 2024
Saturday 8:58 pm
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>>34790
You could start your Saturday evening watching Bradley Walsh hosting The Chase on ITV, followed by him hosting Gladiators with his son Barney. You could then finish it off by watching a repeat from the third series of Bradley & Barney Walsh: Breaking Dad on ITV at half 9.
>> No. 34793 Anonymous
13th January 2024
Saturday 11:54 pm
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>>34791
The Rhind-Tutt maybe family I'll give a break to. Not only because Green Wing is a favourite show of all time and Archie Rhind-Tutt seems like a nice guy, but because I'm not sure having a fairly successful actor as a possible cousin helps you become a football writer/pundit, or vice-versa.

>>34792
Don't give the Mi6 agents preparing to haul me away to a black site any ideas, please.
>> No. 34794 Anonymous
14th January 2024
Sunday 12:21 am
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>>34793
> I'm not sure having a fairly successful actor as a possible cousin helps you become a football writer/pundit
My assumption was that Archie and Julian both went to acting school and got really good public speaking voices, but Julian made it as an actor and Archie didn't, instead having to settle for being a low-level newsreader.
>> No. 34800 Anonymous
15th January 2024
Monday 12:58 pm
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My phone is on the fritz and has decided to send calls straight to voicemail half the time, even if I've got good signal. I am expecting an important call from a hospital department that calls from a withheld number, won't leave a voicemail message, won't attempt to ring back and doesn't accept incoming calls via the switchboard.

It's like a shit scratchcard where the prize is a hospital appointment. Nobody tell the health secretary I said that, it might give them ideas.

Who the fuck is the health secretary right now?
>> No. 34801 Anonymous
15th January 2024
Monday 1:53 pm
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>>34794

Where do you lot stand on David and Richard Attenborough then.
>> No. 34802 Anonymous
15th January 2024
Monday 2:08 pm
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>>34801
I will not stand for this John Attenborough erasure.
>> No. 34803 Anonymous
15th January 2024
Monday 2:54 pm
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>>34802

He was more like the fourth Bee Gee.
>> No. 34804 Anonymous
15th January 2024
Monday 3:40 pm
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>>34800

The network operator has decided that there's no problem with my line - they rang me just fine, but I didn't answer. I can't seem to get them to understand that I can't answer a phone that doesn't ring. I'll port out, but I've no doubt that they'll fuck that up as well.
>> No. 34806 Anonymous
15th January 2024
Monday 10:38 pm
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Today I went to the gym for the first time since just after Christmas. I had a PT try and tap me up. It's the third time he's tried tapping me up, but if it's not him it'll be another one because it happens every single visit.
>> No. 34807 Anonymous
15th January 2024
Monday 10:42 pm
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>>34806

>tap me up

What kind of sex act is this a euphemism for?
>> No. 34808 Anonymous
15th January 2024
Monday 10:49 pm
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>>34807
I think he was charging £20 per 30 minute session (based on a bulk buying discount for 20 sessions) so for that much I would have expected at least a reacharound.
>> No. 34809 Anonymous
16th January 2024
Tuesday 5:23 am
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>>34804

They've finally acknowledged that there's a problem and have promised that they'll fix it. They even called to apologise for the inconvenience. At 5am.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>> No. 34821 Anonymous
19th January 2024
Friday 8:39 pm
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I just blew my nose, there was a load of blood in the hanky and now I can breathe much more easily than normal. I haven't been on the chang, so I don't know why bits of my nose are falling out.
>> No. 34822 Anonymous
19th January 2024
Friday 11:52 pm
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>>34821

Same. It's a winter thing.
>> No. 34823 Anonymous
20th January 2024
Saturday 11:26 am
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So you know how once TikTok got big all the other websites (well, all four of them) started trying to copy TikTok's UI and features? And it's shit, isn't it? Because if you wanted to be on TikTok you'd be on TikTok. However, by far the worst example of this is SoundCloud. It's not a feature on the desktop website, but on their phone app they've changed your "feed" so now it only shows you one song or podcast at a time, taking up the entire screen with an option to "tap to preview". Now for as long as I've used SoundCloud playing an upload would take up the whole screen, but that's fine because it gives you greater control of the timeline and you can back out of it at will, and it will keep playing what you're listening to. But this newest change of copying a UI concept from short form video sites and applying it to a music app is teeth grindingly asinine.

This happened ages ago, but I'm still annoyed by it so you're hearing about it now. And actually I take back what I said about this being the worst example, because at least this doesn't render the music unlistenable junk, while the 9:16 aspect ratio does ruin almost all video footage.
>> No. 34826 Anonymous
20th January 2024
Saturday 2:37 pm
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I'm going on a controversial rant but I know it makes sense. Gyms need to start enforcing more clothing rules on women because things are just getting silly now. I know they can't because of the risk of an apocalyptic shitstorm and I know a lot of people will go "hurr hurr but women in tight leggings and revealing tops AWOOOGA". That's lovely but I'm at the gym trying to work out. Make them wear a t-shirt just as most places have rules that guys can't go shirtless and wear budgie smugglers.

Yes I'll say it's distracting but also it does make guys uncomfortable when we don't want a stray glance to end with you being labelled a predator. I can't imagine it's hygienic and probably makes other women uncomfortable too. If you don't like that and say that I'm the reason we need women-only gym then 1. fuck you and, 2. all for it.

>but what about aerobics, swimming etc.

Fine. If you're doing zumba or pole fitness you can remove layers. No back skin on the gym equipment though please.

>but women WANT to dress like this

See I'm not sure they do. Women's gym attire is shaped by availability which is in turn shaped by what influencers wear, female influencers dress skimpy because they influence by the numbers and in-turn they also influence what stuff people buy when they give advice. BUT ITS THE GYM everyone there is going to be sweaty, pink in the face and focused on their shit.
>> No. 34827 Anonymous
20th January 2024
Saturday 2:47 pm
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>>34826
As someone who goes to the gym three times a week and regularly sees women there wearing nothing more than shorts and a sports bra, it really sounds like your problem to me. I don't recognise your comments about being "labelled a predator" over a "stray glance". I cast glances aplenty while I'm resting. Just don't stare creepily like, y'know, a creep would do.
>> No. 34829 Anonymous
20th January 2024
Saturday 3:15 pm
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The concept of notifications has gone to shit outside of the message dedicated programs. Log into any website, and there will be that red circle. Thanks, fuckers, you've ruined yet another place for human connection.
>> No. 34831 Anonymous
22nd January 2024
Monday 3:37 pm
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I put some Warhammer up on facey as local collection only and people are getting pissy with me about it.

They're offering more money but I'm specifically listing because I can't be arsed boxing it. I've made this explicit in the advert along with areas I'll travel to.
>> No. 34832 Anonymous
22nd January 2024
Monday 5:43 pm
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>>34831

You got sick of otherlad kicking your arse then?
>> No. 34833 Anonymous
22nd January 2024
Monday 7:33 pm
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>>34826
What a gaylord.

In all seriousness I'm unsure what the issue is. Are you really so distracted by these women that you're at risk of dropping a dumbbell on your toes? The Romans used to close the baths to men for an hour every day, maybe the gym could do that so you'd be exposed to fewer sexy ladies when you're there.
>> No. 34834 Anonymous
22nd January 2024
Monday 8:22 pm
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>>34833

Don't most gyms already have women's only times? (And conspicuously no equivalent men's only time, because you know.)
>> No. 34835 Anonymous
22nd January 2024
Monday 8:41 pm
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>>34834
Swimming pools someimes have a mens only time frame, but I've always been too cautious about using it due to bathhouse connotations :|
>> No. 34842 Anonymous
23rd January 2024
Tuesday 5:31 am
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>>34833

A few years ago I would have disagreed with him, but modern gym clothing is really starting to take the piss. It's practically fetishwear at this point. There's a time and a place for being so skimpily dressed that I can see your nipple piercings; that time and place isn't 6pm at PureGym.
>> No. 34843 Anonymous
23rd January 2024
Tuesday 6:00 am
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Fucking hell, are you lads seriously going to £15/£20 per month gyms and complaining what the people look like? Cheap gyms are always full of kids and the lower rungs of society.
>> No. 34844 Anonymous
23rd January 2024
Tuesday 1:20 pm
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Fuck. I'm a nimby all of a sudden. I know it's a first world problem, but bollocks to this.

These guys have released a map, and my garden is apparently the most likely location for a 400kV substation. There's loads of space around here, so why is the purple probability gradient on the map, purplest here?

"a Nationally Significant
Infrastructure Project, which means an
application for a Development Consent Order
will need to be prepared and submitted to the
Planning Inspectorate. Ultimately, the Secretary
of State for Energy Security and Net Zero will
be responsible for making the final decision
on the application"
>> No. 34846 Anonymous
23rd January 2024
Tuesday 5:02 pm
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>>34843
>Cheap gyms are always full of kids and the lower rungs of society.
Why are povvos such munters?
>> No. 34847 Anonymous
24th January 2024
Wednesday 1:36 am
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When a website with no connection to Google or Facebook has a giant pop-up at the side telling you to log in with your Google or Facebook account. I already have an account on this website; is that not good enough?
>> No. 34848 Anonymous
24th January 2024
Wednesday 4:52 pm
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>>34826
It was getting a bit silly at my last gym, does everyone really need to see the exact outline of your arse? You can wear what you want, but is it not just a bit rude to wear the most attention grabbing clothes available in an environment where people looking at you is heavily discouraged? You're making all the lads who glance at your perfectly outlined arse feel guilty
>> No. 34849 Anonymous
24th January 2024
Wednesday 4:57 pm
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>>34848
What really is a gym /101/ though is new year's resolutioners. You all need to fuck off home and stop leaving plates on bars and dumbells lying around the place.
>> No. 34850 Anonymous
24th January 2024
Wednesday 5:14 pm
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>>34849

If a gym can't enforce the rules in the free weights area, then it shouldn't have a free weights area.
>> No. 34851 Anonymous
26th January 2024
Friday 7:58 pm
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>>34850
I don't think PureGym are going to suddenly start staffing at all hours of the day just because of some imageboard wisdom.
>> No. 34855 Anonymous
3rd February 2024
Saturday 1:49 pm
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No claims bonus on my motorbike has reached 5 years and the cheapest quote I can find is £30 more expensive than it was last year.
>> No. 34860 Anonymous
8th February 2024
Thursday 5:31 pm
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A now ex-girlfriend bought me some socks for Chinese New Year with little (tasteful) rabbit on the ankles. They're really good socks and have lasted, probably the best thin-socks I've ever owned. It's a shame because it's the year of the Dragon in a couple days and I'll have to limit their use so as not to look a tramp.

I shouldn't have left her, just imagine all the decent socks I might have now rather than the manky ones that get sweaty and holes develop.
>> No. 34862 Anonymous
11th February 2024
Sunday 10:38 am
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The Wikipedia article for "cock and ball torture" has too many photos.
>> No. 34866 Anonymous
11th February 2024
Sunday 9:36 pm
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No matter how hard I try to proofread a phone post, I've always mashed an O instead of an I somewhere and autocorrect never fucking picks it up.
>> No. 34867 Anonymous
11th February 2024
Sunday 10:06 pm
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>>34866
o kniw hiw yiu feel.
>> No. 34868 Anonymous
11th February 2024
Sunday 11:58 pm
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>>34866

I've always had autocorrect and autocomplete completely deactivated. On all my phones the last ten years. To me it's just a usability nightmare and adds no value at all.
>> No. 34869 Anonymous
12th February 2024
Monday 8:35 am
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>>34862
I thought I wanted to see. I didn't.
>> No. 34877 Anonymous
19th February 2024
Monday 5:19 pm
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I want to get a chippy tea, but I can't because some prick got murdered and the police have cordoned off the high street.
>> No. 34878 Anonymous
19th February 2024
Monday 5:39 pm
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>>34877
Murderers can be so fucking inconsiderate sometimes.
>> No. 34879 Anonymous
19th February 2024
Monday 6:48 pm
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Steam will show me hardcore furry porn, but I'm not allowed to read curse words on their website.
>> No. 34880 Anonymous
19th February 2024
Monday 7:31 pm
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>>34879
Well you see, hardcore furry porn is inclusive of indentities and cultures - a cause to be celebrated - whereas naughty swear words are offensive and possibly prejorative! Or some shit.
>> No. 34881 Anonymous
20th February 2024
Tuesday 1:26 am
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>>34880

We truly live in a glorious age.
>> No. 34882 Anonymous
20th February 2024
Tuesday 5:37 pm
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>>34879

Where? I'm an actual furry and it never shows me any hardcore wank material. At best it shows me some heavily censored catgirls engaging in vaguely erotic but decidedly vanilla activities.
>> No. 34883 Anonymous
20th February 2024
Tuesday 6:20 pm
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My girlfriend is on a meal plan to lose weight. So I buy my food, she buys hers. But when I'm at work she eats my food too. Then she doesn't understand why I'm upset when I come home and the dinner I was going to have has been eaten.
>> No. 34886 Anonymous
20th February 2024
Tuesday 10:11 pm
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Seems prohibitively expensive having a fat girlfriend. No wonder millenials have given up on the idea of owning a home.
>> No. 34887 Anonymous
20th February 2024
Tuesday 10:12 pm
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I got a £100 Morrisons gift voucher which you need to download from one of those website on your phone. As I went to pay my phone crashed when I opened the supermarket's app. Not only did I have to spend my own money but I also couldn't use my more Morrisons card so I paid more.

Also I know I had right of way as a pedestrian today but some middle aged cyclist started screaming at me from meters away rather than break, presumably thinking I was a tourist and he could just bully his way about it. I'm not a young man either but fucking hell, you' know when your piss is boiling but you have to stop yourself because there's nothing you can do about it with all the people around you and high likelihood that you're on camera if you have a scrap. I genuinely hope he hits a car.
>> No. 34888 Anonymous
20th February 2024
Tuesday 10:21 pm
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>>34882
Quite often there is a porn game under "New & Trending" on Steam's front page. Also I just typed "furry" into the search engine you get a... decent number of results.

>>34880
That's obviously not the reason, is it? The reason is probably more like along the lines of preventing cunt-offs is more important than not selling porn games. It's not going to be a massively effective way of stopping arguments, but I suppose it's one of the few active measures a website can take, you smelly terrorist nonce.

Also can you change the word filter for "t3rrorist"? It's a bit fucking Bernard Manning and most of the people here only even know who he is because we collectively specialise in mostly useless knowledge.
>> No. 34889 Anonymous
20th February 2024
Tuesday 10:21 pm
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Okay, I just found out neither "terrorist" or "nonce" are filtered, so everything's in flux for me right now.
>> No. 34890 Anonymous
20th February 2024
Tuesday 10:36 pm
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>>34888
They've only ever been filtered on specific boards. I don't know if it's my place to change filters someone else set but point taken, they can change it back if they're still here.
>> No. 34891 Anonymous
20th February 2024
Tuesday 11:22 pm
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>>34888
>>34889
>>34890

If the mods bow to this PC correctness gone mad it will be the moment the venerable .gs jumps the shark.

(Besides I thought the whole joke is it makes the poster look more racist than they are? Because back in Those Days, the only people talking about it were certified webmaster types.)

(I also still miss when the BNP were filtered to S Club 7 in the prehistoric times)
>> No. 34892 Anonymous
21st February 2024
Wednesday 1:24 am
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>>34891
>PC correctness
You might be right, but this isn't the Vimpto thread.
>> No. 34893 Anonymous
21st February 2024
Wednesday 10:59 am
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>>34888
>That's obviously not the reason, is it?
It was meant to be tongue in cheek but I'm evidently unskilled in communicating such matters.
>> No. 34894 Anonymous
21st February 2024
Wednesday 11:10 am
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I never liked the nonce wordfilter because it ruined the rhyme.
>> No. 34895 Anonymous
21st February 2024
Wednesday 12:02 pm
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The couple across the street are kind of on the chav side. Bomber jackets, tattoos, tribal stickers on their older VW Golf, and a huge Doberman. All of that I wouldn't be fussed about, but they just let their dog shit indiscriminately anywhere it pleases. I've asked them to at least not let it do its business in front of my house, but they said it's a public road and pavement, so I'd have no right to tell them that. I've threatened to call the council, because dog fouling carries a fixed penalty. But they don't seem to care.
>> No. 34896 Anonymous
21st February 2024
Wednesday 2:20 pm
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>>34895
>I've threatened to call the council
Ah, so you're a bit on the Hooray Henry side.
>> No. 34897 Anonymous
21st February 2024
Wednesday 2:40 pm
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>>34896

So you'd have no problem with your neighbour's dog shitting all over the place and its owners not picking it up?

There are square miles of open fields just behind this street. If you're going to take your dog out for a poo, why not walk just another 300 feet so it can shit where nobody cares. It doesn't have to be in front of your neighbour's house.
>> No. 34899 Anonymous
21st February 2024
Wednesday 4:35 pm
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>>34897
The point isn't that their dog's fouling is acceptable. The point is that threatening to call the council will get you laughed at. To these people it's confirmation that you're impotent and not to be taken seriously. They'll probably linger outside your house with the dog at this point.

In this fantasy land of yours where the authorities are properly resourced and motivated to right petty injustices among the community and enforcement isn't piecemeal nor simply revenue generating, what do you envisage them actually doing? DNA analysis of the mess and asking if they can take a sample from their dog to eliminate it from their enquiries?
>> No. 34900 Anonymous
21st February 2024
Wednesday 5:03 pm
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Just kill the dog. Poison some meat, cut it's head off, leave it on the doorstep. Job's a good'un, as they say.
>> No. 34901 Anonymous
21st February 2024
Wednesday 5:06 pm
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>>34895
Just report it as anti-social behaviour and give a rough time and location. Mention there's children playing in the area.
>> No. 34903 Anonymous
21st February 2024
Wednesday 5:45 pm
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>>34899

>To these people it's confirmation that you're impotent and not to be taken seriously. They'll probably linger outside your house with the dog at this point.

I care fuck all what goes on in their heads. To me they're proles, and to you they probably would be too if you saw them. But as long as you watch where your dog shits, this is a free country.
>> No. 34904 Anonymous
21st February 2024
Wednesday 6:06 pm
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>>34903

>to me they're proles

N1 m8, etc
>> No. 34905 Anonymous
21st February 2024
Wednesday 6:47 pm
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>>34901
https://www.expressandstar.com/news/local-hubs/sandwell/2022/08/12/six-fines-issued-for-dog-mess-in-sandwell-over-recent-years-despite-thousands-of-complaints/
1 in 500 reports resulted in a fine, including reports from their fucking enforcement officers. Imagine thinking that conversation is a good use of your time.
>> No. 34906 Anonymous
21st February 2024
Wednesday 7:12 pm
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>>34905

If that many complaints come in, then hiring more people for enforcement should pay for itself.
>> No. 34907 Anonymous
21st February 2024
Wednesday 9:18 pm
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>>34900
I don't think you're allowed to just post that like that. I was planning it out in my head how I would post another minor rant here, how I certainly haven't read any of the other posts but I'm just so surprised how easy dogs are to kill, and isn't that silly? Then I have plausible deniability, you see.
>> No. 34908 Anonymous
29th February 2024
Thursday 5:41 pm
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I think reaction videos are the laziest way of being a youtuber. Not that they don't still take some - fairly minimal - amount of work and preparation, but nine times out of ten, I don't care for another everyman's opinion about somebody else's video they're watching.

If you're a trained professional of some description and you're offering your proven expert opinion, that's different. Because it adds value. Otherwise, you're no better than that chronic drunk down the pub who likes to whinge incessantly about the whole world.
>> No. 34909 Anonymous
29th February 2024
Thursday 6:07 pm
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>>34908
It's even worse when they're just pointing up and nodding with raised eyebrows while seperate video plays on greenscreen behind them.
>> No. 34910 Anonymous
29th February 2024
Thursday 7:44 pm
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>>34908
>>34909
Yeah, when my morbid curiousity has gotten the better of me "reaction content" really does seem like the nadir. I've definitely heard actual YouTubers express discontent at it as it's almost totally parasitic, whereas if they were to use three seconds of copy-righted music or an uncropped clip of a TV show, they can expect to be immediately cast to the wolves.

However, I thought of a new nadir while typing this. The future's bright!
>> No. 34911 Anonymous
29th February 2024
Thursday 7:52 pm
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>>34908
>Otherwise, you're no better than that chronic drunk down the pub who likes to whinge incessantly about the whole world.

You lot go down to the pub sometimes?
>> No. 34912 Anonymous
29th February 2024
Thursday 8:21 pm
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>>34910

I feel like it's swings and roundabouts with a lot of it though. The "real" youtubers who criticise reaction videos are usually just "video essayists", who are really doing exactly the same thing for a slightly more high brow audience when you stop to think about it.

Okay, sure, you make some very interesting points about Dark Souls boss design. I'm sure that takes a lot more work and sure, that makes it inherently much easier to respect. But when you really boil it down, you are still just talking over a lot of footage of other people's IP.

My view on it is that the internet basically blew copyright as we know it to smithereens 25 years ago and we're still stubbornly trying to make the old system fit the new reality. It's going to be much the same with AI. Whatever happens, I think the idea you have sole ownership of a work just because you made it is a concept which will eventually come to be regarded as outdated.
>> No. 34913 Anonymous
29th February 2024
Thursday 9:36 pm
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>>34912

It's ultimately all about creative depth. The extent to which you modify an existing work and thus make at least some of it your own intellectual property.

You can review a movie on youtube and if your review contains a sufficient amount of your own original ideas and opinions, then the review is your own intellectual property even though it is based on somebody else's work. And that's also where fair use comes in, which lets you use short passages of somebody else's IP to express your own thoughts. Youtube is very strict about that these days and any copyrighted music longer than about five seconds gets you a content match, while some bands and artists pretty much won't even let you play a single note.

I'm not sure how it works when somebody reacts to a youtuber's video, if they can then have that reaction video taken down. Generally, youtubers are probably in a less strong position than music or film rights owners, but I'm sure there's something you can do if somebody just copies you and maybe even uploads your exact video to their own channel without adding their own creative depth to it. But If I was a youtuber and somebody reacted to my video, as long as that reaction was halfway sufferable, I'd see it as free advertising for my own channel.
>> No. 34914 Anonymous
29th February 2024
Thursday 10:22 pm
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>>34913

This is my point though, the fair use exemption for being "sufficiently transformative" is really quite arbitrary and subjective. There's no objective criteria you can really use to say a reaction video of somebody gawping over another video is less transformative than 9 hours of Elder Scrolls footage with strong opinions about quest dialogue over it.
>> No. 34916 Anonymous
29th February 2024
Thursday 10:56 pm
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My gym keeps trying to contact me to organise a '1-2-1 session' which is transparently an attempt to sign me up for a personal trainer. I've not been for a couple weeks because of an injury and the guy contacting me seems to bring it up.

This is quite annoying, I renewed a years membership a few months back.
>> No. 34917 Anonymous
29th February 2024
Thursday 10:56 pm
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>>34914

>This is my point though, the fair use exemption for being "sufficiently transformative" is really quite arbitrary and subjective.

It usually is, and that means you have to look at every example individually.

Here's kind of a particularly bad example of somebody being fuck all transformative, and who probably gets most of her views from lads watching her with their knobs half hanging out.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj_8XZxZcGk
>> No. 34924 Anonymous
2nd March 2024
Saturday 1:14 pm
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>>/shed/16055
>Wow, looks like shit. Whoever's responsible for that "art" should top themselves.
>It's a very good opinion.
Why read books when you have the radio, why listen to the radio when you can watch films, why watch DVDs when you've got netflix, CDs Spotify, whatever et cetera.

My point being the all these mediums exists and continue to do so, the only thing that has changed is their demographic. You'll still find your hand drawn furry scat porn (digitally, no less - whatever happened to pencils?) in the far reaches of the internet just as you can find anything else.

In other words, go fuck yourself.
>> No. 34925 Anonymous
2nd March 2024
Saturday 1:30 pm
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I'm sick of parents of dead kids wanting new laws or trying to be the next Kate & Jerry.
>> No. 34926 Anonymous
2nd March 2024
Saturday 1:47 pm
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>>34925
It always infuriates me when they get asked for their opinion. We know what their opinion is going to be. "The grieving parents of a teenager who wanked himself to death think that everyone should wank less." I'd be exactly the same in their position. But most people are not in their position, so why the fuck are we asking them?
>> No. 34927 Anonymous
2nd March 2024
Saturday 1:53 pm
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>>34924
Except AI nonsense isn't a new medium, it's a degeneration of those mediums. A film on Netflix is the same as the film on a DVD which is the same as the one people watched in a cinema in 2012* (making this example the oldest film available on Netflix). AI mash-ups of stock footage and uncited recitation of who-knows-what aren't "new", it's the current zenith of the cultural regurgitation that we're living through. A culture where, as you can see in the post above yours, women upload "reaction" videos to compilations from sitcoms that are probably older than they are, where the mid-budget movie has been all but totally obliterated from our cinemas and politics is so stagnant more and more people have simply stopped thinking about it.

You don't understand my depth of feeling about AI generation, because you don't see that it's just a part of a greater malaise. It's a further retreat from anything new, another symptom of a society with blinkers on. Economics, culture, politics - all of it's sleepwalking and we aren't going to be woken up by hideously warped stock photos, quite the opposite, I'm afraid.

*Any pedantry about director's cuts or what have you will make your keyboard set on fire, so please be careful!
>> No. 34928 Anonymous
2nd March 2024
Saturday 2:00 pm
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>>34927

We live in the future, we just haven't adapted to it yet. I fully understand where your strong feelings about AI are coming from, it's just that I think you're falling into the same trap as those conservative "reject modernity, get a tradwife" retards are.

Society has already changed, and it's too late to go back. The genie is out of the bottle, the horse has long since bolted, you're just fruitlessly yelling into the void about it. What you want to be doing is thinking about what you can do in these new circumstances.
>> No. 34929 Anonymous
2nd March 2024
Saturday 2:49 pm
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>>34926

I find it very annoying when people want to create a "specific offence" for something that is already illegal. The criminal justice system is too under-resourced to enforce the laws we've already got and making something double illegal won't change that.
>> No. 34930 Anonymous
2nd March 2024
Saturday 3:41 pm
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>>34926

So... just because one lad couldn't control and handle their wanking, everybody should be forbidden from it? Even for grieving parents, that's a bit bigoted.

Bit like absinthe then. Just because one raging alcoholic Swiss peasant shot his whole family in the late 1800s, the stuff was banned for a century. I know I'm being hyperbolic here. But shocker. Most people do X because they like a bit of fun, but person A can't handle doing X, so everybody else must stop doing X. Because what are you, a monster?
>> No. 34931 Anonymous
2nd March 2024
Saturday 5:30 pm
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>>34930
If you want a decent example, a few months ago there was a kid in Scotland arrested for owning a multitool because apparently the "under 3 inches" exception doesn't apply when you're on the premises of a school.
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2nd March 2024
Saturday 7:49 pm
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>>34931

I brought an eight-inch cake knife to school in the early 90s. Because we had made a cake for one of our teachers who was retiring that week. Nobody cared. Or thought it could be used to stab someone. It was obvious to everybody that its reason for being there was to cut up the cake.

But I guess the early 90s were just before all that paranoia started. Nowadays you'll probably end up on the local evening news for taking a cake knife like that to school.
>> No. 34933 Anonymous
3rd March 2024
Sunday 1:59 am
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>>34932
In any case, cutting a cake would be a legitimate reason for having the knife.
>> No. 34938 Anonymous
3rd March 2024
Sunday 11:34 pm
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>>34928
But that's where you're mistaken. We don't live in the future, technological leaps are a thing of the past.
>> No. 34942 Anonymous
5th March 2024
Tuesday 5:36 pm
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Leccy is going down by 7p per unit. Hooray!

Standing charge is going up by 17p per day.
>> No. 34943 Anonymous
5th March 2024
Tuesday 6:39 pm
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>>34942
Don't know if it's how the other places do it, but at my hellish energy sector job's formula, wholesale gas and electricity have gone down, but then there's sneaky other costs that can vary from region to region. So seen many places prices go down, others up. There does seem to be the trend of a slightly lower unit rate, but a more than slight bump up of the standing charge.

We have it where one estate has seen a decent decrease, but the neighbouring one has gone up a bit. That's fun to explain. Not to be /emo/ but I am seriously mentally ill and my job is unironically making me want to kill myself.
>> No. 34944 Anonymous
5th March 2024
Tuesday 7:08 pm
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>>34942
Apparently standing charges don't apply if you buy and install your own meter. I'd imagine there're provisions made for moving home - maybe the energy company exchange ownership with your old and new meter or something.
Would love to hear the facts if anyone happens to know.
>> No. 34945 Anonymous
6th March 2024
Wednesday 8:50 am
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"Slight" of hand.
>> No. 34946 Anonymous
6th March 2024
Wednesday 10:22 am
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>>34945
Wrong thread, m8.
>> No. 34947 Anonymous
6th March 2024
Wednesday 1:49 pm
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>>34944
Absolute nonsense.

You can escape standing charges by switching to a provider that doesn't charge one.
>> No. 34948 Anonymous
6th March 2024
Wednesday 6:02 pm
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>>34947

All suppliers impose standing charges these days, because the price cap effectively forces them to do so. OFGEM have been consulting on reforms, because the current system is technically fair in that it reflects the actual cost of operations, but puts a disproportionate burden on the households with the lowest energy use.
>> No. 34950 Anonymous
6th March 2024
Wednesday 6:21 pm
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>>34948
No, I took the time to confirm they still existed before making the claim.

https://utilita.co.uk/help/our-tariffs
>> No. 34951 Anonymous
6th March 2024
Wednesday 7:44 pm
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>>34950

That's a bit of a technicality though, surely? 60p per kWh for your first two kWh per day is just a standing charge by stealth.
>> No. 34952 Anonymous
6th March 2024
Wednesday 8:27 pm
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The amount of chicken that passes for a portion at my takeaway of choice has shrunk dramatically since December. They even threw in a tiny fillet, no bigger than my thumb, as if that made up for it. And the whole lot was dry as a mouthful of sand. WHEN ARE WE HAVING A GENERAL ELECTION!? This country's falling apart!
>> No. 34954 Anonymous
6th March 2024
Wednesday 9:33 pm
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>>34952

>The amount of chicken that passes for a portion at my takeaway of choice has shrunk dramatically since December

It's called shrinkflation.

https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20230922-shrinkflation-isnt-a-trend-its-a-permanent-hit-to-your-wallet

Basically they've realised that they won't just get away with greedflation by increasing prices for existing portion sizes. So they got sneaky by making everything smaller.

Same thing has happened at my local big Shell service station that used to have decent BLT sandwiches. The sandwich bread slices as such are still the same, but you get noticeably less of the ingredients in between them. For the same price as before.
>> No. 34955 Anonymous
6th March 2024
Wednesday 11:00 pm
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>>34954
I think I've complained before that this is causing chaos with my nutrition app because you sometimes can't trust that what your scanning is right anymore. It used to be that the biggest threat to your food was reformulation to make it healthier but now look at us.

And incidentally, Maccies chips are rank now. Worse than generic oven chips but somehow still twice the calories. I'd sell my stock but I'm still down on it.
>> No. 34956 Anonymous
6th March 2024
Wednesday 11:24 pm
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>>34954
>It's called shrinkflation.
Yeah, I know. Jesus, no wonder so many relationship posts end up on /emo/ these days.

>>34955
The only thing I've ordered from a McDonald's since before the pandemic was a banana milkshake I had about a month ago. I didn't know if I'd changed or it had, but I didn't enjoy it as much as I used to. Some day I'll buy a bag of chocolate peanuts and find neither therein and nought but deceit will mine.
>> No. 34957 Anonymous
7th March 2024
Thursday 12:26 am
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>>34955

>It used to be that the biggest threat to your food was reformulation to make it healthier

Reformulation usually only serves the purpose of cutting cost. Which in our context here is then called skimpflation.

https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20231003-skimpflation-an-even-sneakier-form-of-shrinkflation

>Along with shrinking size and quantity of products, food manufacturers are applying skimpflation to the quality of goods to reduce costs. Often, this includes swapping out expensive, premium ingredients for cheaper, lower-quality ones while keeping the same price tags, or even raising them

Fuck them all.
>> No. 34958 Anonymous
7th March 2024
Thursday 12:50 am
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>>34957
Reformulation and skimpflation are subtly different with the former being the result of (or threat of) state intervention and was much more prevalent before the 2020s kicked our collective arses. It's why your white bread has a folic acid additive, McDonald's chips are shite and children's cereal should be stockpiled for ITZ but it also caused a lot of debates over the definition of cakes which tend to have specific measures of ingredients attached, despite the government also pushing industry to clean their recipes up.

We live in a really weird transition time for food. We'll be telling our grandkids about how we all used to be hooked on sugar and Werther's will come in brown packages.
>> No. 34959 Anonymous
7th March 2024
Thursday 6:49 am
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>>34951
Not quite. If your house is only sporadically occupied you can turn off the breaker and have zero daily energy cost because there is no standing charge. I suppose if you have very very low energy use during this time, for say a CCTV camera, then yes you won't benefit. If your building is permanently occupied then wanting to avoid the charge doesn't really make much sense besides an abstract "I'd like to pay less". Well, yeah, wouldn't we all, for everything?
>> No. 34960 Anonymous
7th March 2024
Thursday 11:25 am
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>>34958

You still feel cheated when they substitute ingredients.

Some of the cheaper ice cream brands have now substituted dairy fat with coconut oil. You probably don't expect top quality if you pay two quid for your Asda own-brand tub of ice cream. But coconut oil is not that eco friendly because unless it's sustainably sourced, which it probably isn't in your £2 ice cream, it promotes deforestation of tropical rainforests.
>> No. 34961 Anonymous
7th March 2024
Thursday 4:27 pm
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People who forget to delete an ad on Gumtree, especially for a rare or niche item, when they've already sold it. And then they write you back "oh sorry, sold that two weeks ago". Don't fucking get my hopes up like that.
>> No. 34962 Anonymous
7th March 2024
Thursday 6:19 pm
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Jeremy Cunt wants to put a £3 tax on a bottle of electric fag juice. Another classic policy decision from the Fuck The Poor Party.
>> No. 34963 Anonymous
7th March 2024
Thursday 6:25 pm
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>>34962
But he's saving you 5p a litre on fuel for the car you probably only have because they can't be fucked to invest in public transport properly.
>> No. 34964 Anonymous
7th March 2024
Thursday 6:43 pm
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>>34963

Saving me 5p a litre by not putting up fuel duty, or in other words, saving me no money whatsoever. Absolute shithousery.

As it happens, I did buy a car last year because the public transport in my area is fucked. I've been a lifelong public transport user, I don't want a car, but so many services were cut back or became hopelessly unreliable after the pandemic that I didn't feel like I had a choice.

I've given up on the idea of things actually getting better, but could they at least stop making things worse?
>> No. 34965 Anonymous
7th March 2024
Thursday 6:53 pm
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>>34962

This one is the one that fucks me off the most. It's not only regressive but it's reckless for the nation's health. Smoking rates have been dropping for years and vapes are a big part of it. If vapes go up in price, then people will be more likely to say "fuck it" and stick to the old fashioned cancer sticks.

We've got all these Russian assets sat around doing nothing. I can't understand why with all the propaganda we've been fed about how important it is to stop Satan Hitler Putin, nobody has drawn more attention to how many Tory MPs are mates with Russian oligarchs.

>>34963
>>34964

I love when they cut fuel duty, it warms my heart to think of those hards working Sell and BP executives getting a 5% boost to their bonus this year.
>> No. 34966 Anonymous
7th March 2024
Thursday 7:30 pm
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>>34965
Just wait until the government acknowledges the EV rollout has failed.
>> No. 34967 Anonymous
7th March 2024
Thursday 7:39 pm
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>>34965

>Smoking rates have been dropping for years and vapes are a big part of it.

Precisely. As far as the chancellor is concerned, vaping isn't a public health success story, it's tax avoidance.
>> No. 34968 Anonymous
7th March 2024
Thursday 7:41 pm
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>>34965
Why don't you just quit your nicotine addiction? And booze it up instead.

>it warms my heart to think of those hards working Sell and BP executives getting a 5% boost to their bonus this year.

Not with the windfall tax they won't. Yet again the Scottish Conservatives are getting their pants pulled down by Westminster.
>> No. 34970 Anonymous
7th March 2024
Thursday 8:09 pm
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>>34967

I left out a line when I deleted and re-typed that part of the post, but that's why I was on about Russian assets. There's plenty of places we can make up the money ciggies bring in.

>>34968

Nicotine is a bastard. I had an easier time coming off amphetamines than giving up smoking. At any rate though, I think taxing vapes will do little other than create a black market.
>> No. 34972 Anonymous
8th March 2024
Friday 11:54 am
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>>34970

>Nicotine is a bastard. I had an easier time coming off amphetamines than giving up smoking.

I tried many times to quit smoking, and then finally succeeded, and haven't touched a fag in 12 years. I can honestly say it was the biggest test of my will power that I've ever put myself through. About the first two weeks were absolute hell, with cold sweats, trembling hands, and insomnia. And just an overall feeling of jumpiness and irritability. But I pulled through. Part of the reason was that unlike previous attempts, I had announced to all my friends and family that I was in the process of quitting, and I didn't want to look stupid.

I think vapes should be taxed, because there's a lot of research now that vaping can be almost as harmful to your lungs as cigarette smoke. It may not give you cancer the same way, but some of the ingredients can do other irreparable damage to your lung tissue. They call it popcorn lung.

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/wellness-and-prevention/what-does-vaping-do-to-your-lungs

>“Popcorn lung” is another name for bronchiolitis obliterans (BO), a rare condition that results from damage of the lungs’ small airways. BO was originally discovered when popcorn factory workers started getting sick. The culprit was diacetyl, a food additive used to simulate butter flavor in microwave popcorn.

>Diacetyl is frequently added to flavored e-liquid to enhance the taste. Inhaling diacetyl causes inflammation and may lead to permanent scarring in the smallest branches of the airways — popcorn lung — which makes breathing difficult. Popcorn lung has no lasting treatment.

Who knew that inhaling artificial strawberry or blackcurrant flavour would be unhealthy.
>> No. 34973 Anonymous
8th March 2024
Friday 12:09 pm
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>>34972

Diacetyl isn't allowed in vape liquid in the UK. All vaping products must be registered with the Medicines and Health care Regulatory Authority before going on sale, with a full list of ingredients and analytical tests provided to the regulator. I buy very cheap vape liquid, but it's still made in the UK in a Class 5 clean room to the same standards as a pharmaceutical product.
>> No. 34974 Anonymous
8th March 2024
Friday 12:32 pm
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>>34973

Fine, but even if diacetyl is banned here, it doesn't mean there's no potential for other ingredients to turn out to be harmful at some point.

I know that for many people, switching to vapes makes the transition to being completely nicotine free easier. And that's fine. Because that was the original intention when vaping was invented. But for everybody else, a vaping habit is as unnecessary as actual cigarettes. Why not require a prescription for vapes. It would put them out of reach for many younguns who, similar to smoking in the old days, somehow think that vaping makes them cool. I know it would put an entire industry on the brink of going out of business, including billion-dollar cigarette corporations who got on the bandwagon thinking that after ever-increasing smoking bans, vaping would be their saving grace. But too bad for them. You can't just substitute an obviously harmful product with a slightly less harmful one and call it progress.
>> No. 34975 Anonymous
8th March 2024
Friday 12:53 pm
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>>34974

>You can't just substitute an obviously harmful product with a slightly less harmful one and call it progress.

Except vaping isn't slightly less harmful, it's dramatically less harmful - at least 95% less harmful according to Public Health England. Reducing harms by that level is a huge win, because half of all smokers will die of smoking-related diseases. Obviously quitting is better, but a lot of people just aren't willing or able to quit; switching to vaping gives those people most of the benefits of quitting. It's great that you've quit, but reduced-harm nicotine products will save literally millions of lives in the UK alone.

>Why not require a prescription for vapes.

Some countries have done that, but they've seen much lower takeup rates of e-cigarettes and higher rates of smoking. The UK has practically eliminated youth smoking, which should be cause for celebration rather than moral panic.
>> No. 34976 Anonymous
8th March 2024
Friday 1:16 pm
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>>34975

> It's great that you've quit, but reduced-harm nicotine products will save literally millions of lives in the UK alone.

And that's fine. And even if it takes you years to transition from smoking to vaping to not consuming at all, that's your own journey.

It still doesn't mean it's right for young people in particular to take up a habit which for them, who aren't ex-cigarette smokers, has questionable health benefits, if any. You can't just say it's good that they no longer smoke cigarettes, even though that's arguably a big improvement. Because one of the many properties of nicotine, even without cigarette smoking, is that it is a vasoconstrictor, which reduces blood flow and starves cells and tissue of oxygen and nutrients. Cigarette smoke is still far worse in that respect, but there is now research evidence that vaping reduces fertility and can potentially stunt a young person's physical growth and development.
>> No. 34977 Anonymous
8th March 2024
Friday 5:16 pm
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>>34976
Is it really axiomatically true that living to 85 is better than 75?
>> No. 34978 Anonymous
8th March 2024
Friday 5:54 pm
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>>34974

>>You can't just substitute an obviously harmful product with a slightly less harmful one and call it progress.

No, but you can substitute it for a vastly less harmful one, which is what vapes are.

How about you fuck off with your puritan nonsense. Look at the evidence. You are factually incorrect.
>> No. 34980 Anonymous
8th March 2024
Friday 6:39 pm
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>>34978
>How about you fuck off with your puritan nonsense.


Why are people like you always so arsehurt.

Again, not talking about somebody wanting to get off fags and using vapes as a substitute. Good on them. But if that isn't you, then taking up vaping is just as silly as taking up smoking.
>> No. 34981 Anonymous
8th March 2024
Friday 6:54 pm
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>>34980

>taking up vaping is just as silly as taking up smoking

It's demonstrably less silly, because there's nothing in vapour that will give you lung cancer. That's what everyone seems to be missing about youth vaping - it has almost completely displaced youth smoking, so it's a net benefit to the public health relative to the status quo. Obviously we'd prefer it if young people took up neither vaping nor smoking, but we'd been trying to stop kids from smoking for decades with only modest success until vaping was invented.

Vaping isn't good, but it's very clearly better than the alternative. The government has acknowledged that in the briefing paper about the tax on vaping products - they want to make sure that vaping remains cheaper than smoking, because pushing people back to cigarettes would be a disaster for public health.
>> No. 34982 Anonymous
8th March 2024
Friday 7:15 pm
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>>34980

This is a very asinine argument. Sure, just like it's better to be tee total, never eat any junk food, never drink sugary drinks, etc etc etc. But you know that's an unrealistic standard, and if you pretend otherwise you are simply being dishonest.

Maybe you will never understand that people like having a vice to indulge because you are apparently a fucking robot, but take it from me, a real human being- People are going to indulge in vices, and there is absolutely nothing, but nothing, you can do to stop them. So we may as well gently push them towards something with negligible risks.

And for the record, I'm not arsehurt, I just have zero patience for such an abysmally illogical argument.
>> No. 34983 Anonymous
8th March 2024
Friday 7:21 pm
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Is it you two arguing about vaping every time, or do different people come in and you take turns? I don't think any topic here generates the sort of arguments that vaping does.
>> No. 34986 Anonymous
9th March 2024
Saturday 11:24 am
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>>34982

>Maybe you will never understand that people like having a vice to indulge because you are apparently a fucking robot, but take it from me, a real human being- People are going to indulge in vices, and there is absolutely nothing, but nothing, you can do to stop them.

Again for the record, I was a chain smoker for 12 years. At my worst, I was smoking almost 30 a day. Usually Marlboros, occasionally Lucky Strike. I indulged in that vice more than most people. But in the end, after being off fags also for 12 years now, all I can say is that it's an entirely pointless habit which only costs money, much more now than it did 12 or 24 years ago, it ruins your health, makes you center your entire day around it, and makes you smell repulsive. Nobody should take it up and IMO smoking should be banned entirely, like some countries now increasingly do.

I know I'm sounding like a self righteous cunt here, and maybe I am. But it doesn't hit you what smoking really does to you until you've quit. And escaped a fate of almost certain death from lung cancer and other smoking related illnesses.

Yes, vaping is much less harmful, and it's good that so many people see it as an alternative to cigarettes. But as vices go, it's still one of the more pointless ones.
>> No. 34987 Anonymous
9th March 2024
Saturday 11:36 am
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>>34983

I think it's two or three sensible lads against one lad who can't get his head around the idea of harm reduction.
>> No. 34988 Anonymous
9th March 2024
Saturday 3:08 pm
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Why are people so into board games these days? I can't work out if I've just gotten old or if it's a pandemic leftover.

I dislike boardgames. I'm taking a stand and refuse to go to another dinner party where I'll have to eat sub-par fajitas and play some dull by-the-numbers game where we have to stop and explain the rules every 5 minutes and in reality it's only a simulacrum of a grander game of dinner party diplomacy we're actually running.
>> No. 34989 Anonymous
10th March 2024
Sunday 12:25 am
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>>34988

My friends are worse, they're all into sci fi boardgames that somehow play in either the Star Wars universe or other similar franchised universes. And they all have such cryptic gameplay rules that only a true sperg will understand them.
>> No. 34990 Anonymous
10th March 2024
Sunday 1:06 am
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Akira Toriyama, if his name needs any explanation it's probably not of interest to you, has died. At 68, which is no age to die for one such as him. I guess all our heroes die eventually.
>> No. 34991 Anonymous
10th March 2024
Sunday 10:50 am
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>>34990
It is sad. I was reading the first chapter of the original Dragon Ball manga fairly recently, and he had a very silly and dirty sense of humour.

Also puff puff from the Dragon Quest games. Not sure what they'll be like going forward now that both the original composer and the original character designer have died.

Is Dragon Ball Z the most internationally well known manga/anime of all time? Pokemon games and stuff are bigger but the anime hasn't been big in the west for years. But even Primark are still selling Dragon Ball Z merch.
>> No. 34992 Anonymous
10th March 2024
Sunday 1:27 pm
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>>34991

Sorry, what is this game? I can see Battlefleet Gothic models but don't recognise the cardstock
>> No. 34993 Anonymous
10th March 2024
Sunday 1:39 pm
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When you buy "thick cut" bacon nowadays, you get what would have been the normal thickness bacon a couple of years ago.
>> No. 34994 Anonymous
10th March 2024
Sunday 5:59 pm
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>>34992
Forbidden Stars, 40K board game from when GW were branching out a bit with Fantasy Flight games. Was meant in reply to >>34989, my worst "hobbyist" board games experience. Boring and overly complex.
>> No. 34995 Anonymous
10th March 2024
Sunday 6:10 pm
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>>34993
I like to imagine that there's a parallel universe out there where the government gave a legal definition of thickness. This wouldn't stop shrinkflation but imagine going to the shops and all the products are labelled as 'thicc' with saucy displays and packaging everywhere to take the sting out.

This is the future we were promised in the shameless music videos of the 2000s.
>> No. 34996 Anonymous
10th March 2024
Sunday 6:27 pm
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Every time I get something good in life or get into a good place my mental health just eviscerates in a really bad way and sets me back. It's surprising how consistently this happens.
>> No. 34997 Anonymous
12th March 2024
Tuesday 6:31 pm
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>>34995
>legal definition of thickness

Trusses
>> No. 34998 Anonymous
12th March 2024
Tuesday 11:24 pm
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I want some wireless headphones that I can connect to my audio interface, so that I'd still be able to move around while I'm practising or recording something.

But obviously the only wireless headphones you can get nowadays are bluetooth only, because obviously there's no other use case for wireless headphones other than to listen to fucking podcasts while you're jogging, is there. What kind of wierdo would want to connect their headphones to any other audio source but their phone? Are there even audio sources other than phones? I bet some young people don't even realise sound can come out of things other than phones and tellies.

I hate capitalism.
>> No. 34999 Anonymous
12th March 2024
Tuesday 11:33 pm
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>>34998

(And I should add, I am aware you can get transmitters, but they would introduce latency, where good old fashioned analogue RF wouldn't.)
>> No. 35000 Anonymous
12th March 2024
Tuesday 11:53 pm
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>>34998
I am wearing some Bluetooth headphones right now (currently playing on the online radio station: Atomic, by Blondie) and honestly I have no problem with them. Or at least, I didn't after I bought a Chinese dongle off Banggood. As I recall from my research before I bought these, you absolutely can buy non-Bluetooth wireless headphones, but they are specialist things that will be far more expensive than if you just accepted that Bluetooth is easy and useful.
>> No. 35002 Anonymous
13th March 2024
Wednesday 12:14 am
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>>35000

Are you intentionally playing daft to prove my point, or just think you're being clever? It's wonderfully easy and useful if you are using something that HAS bluetooth, but an audio interface designed for low latency recording/moitoring does not have bluetooth. It has a quarter inch jack.

Even if it did, encoding audio to bluetooth to transmit it will inherently introduce latency, which is fine if you are just listening to stuff, but if you are attempting to play an instrument in time with other tracks, it completely (and I mean not just in a slightly annoying way , I mean in a totally fundamental way) cocks everything up.

Non-bluetooth didn't used to be "specialist", it used to be the norm, because Bluetooth wasn't ubiquitous yet. It's a simpler, cheaper and more primitive thing. Old wireless headphones would have a little base station that just broadcasted whatever you hooked it up to by radio frequency, just like those FM transmitters you might remember for your car. But I can't track a set down for the life of me. They are all Bluetooth.
>> No. 35003 Anonymous
13th March 2024
Wednesday 7:08 am
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>>35002

Sennheiser still make non-bluetooth wireless headphones.

https://www.richersounds.com/sennheiser-rs120-w-black.html
>> No. 35004 Anonymous
13th March 2024
Wednesday 7:51 am
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>>35003

Also a lot of gaming headsets use a USB dongle with proprietary 2.4GHz for low latency, but you'd probably need to use ASIO4ALL drivers to make it work with a DAW.
>> No. 35005 Anonymous
14th March 2024
Thursday 7:40 pm
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Is there some cultural issue in the Middle East or South Asia that might explain why it is that whenever I see someone (other than a small child) on a bus or train playing sound out of their phone's speakers they're brown?
>> No. 35006 Anonymous
14th March 2024
Thursday 8:39 pm
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>>35005

We British are at the far end of the spectrum in terms of restrained public behaviour. Only the Japanese, the Finns and the Swiss are more uptight than us. By global standards, London is unusually quiet and orderly.
>> No. 35007 Anonymous
14th March 2024
Thursday 8:42 pm
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>>35005
You probably live in Birmingham.
>> No. 35008 Anonymous
14th March 2024
Thursday 8:58 pm
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>>35005
I think you must just live somewhere with a lot of those people. I can assure you that white scumbags do it too, as do black girls.

The cultural thing that I don't get is why they all have personalised number plates.
>> No. 35009 Anonymous
15th March 2024
Friday 3:59 pm
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Table cutlery, particularly knives, that have handles heavier than the opposite end. You can't stack them together with the other cutleries in the washing-up bowl, without having to switch them around, thus creating a missbalanced set of objects that want to fall in seperate directions when grabbed as a group.
Also any half tang cutlery with a hollow pastic handle (hell, even a solid one). Fuck that stagnant water trapped inside, and the loss of integrity to the piece as a whole.
>> No. 35010 Anonymous
16th March 2024
Saturday 9:51 pm
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My Deliveroo order was picked up around 20 minutes ago, and ever since then it's been stuck on "your driver has another order to pick up".

Except as I type this it's now popped up the map, and it appears that said "another order" was at McDonald's, which invariably means that the driver has been sat there for all this time because they seemingly insist on not preparing anything until the driver turns up.
>> No. 35011 Anonymous
17th March 2024
Sunday 10:39 am
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I love it when a piece of software I've been using for a year without any major issues stops working properly for seemingly no reason. Fortunately it's nothing important, but even so it's galling. I'm galled by this, sort of.

>>35010
I almost broke down in tears reading this.
>> No. 35012 Anonymous
18th March 2024
Monday 2:06 am
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I need to be up at 6 but I can't sleep because my brain would rather run through every girl I've ever loved who didn't love me back.
>> No. 35013 Anonymous
18th March 2024
Monday 1:57 pm
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>>35012
I've become one of those people who "watches" stuff to fall asleep to. It's fine for now, but it's only a matter of time before I'm dreaming of Ambiguous Amphibian in a wig and stockings.
>> No. 35014 Anonymous
18th March 2024
Monday 6:12 pm
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Websites that make you re-type the whole email address when you get the password wrong.
>> No. 35015 Anonymous
19th March 2024
Tuesday 12:21 pm
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My local train station is swarmed by big SUV driving commuters either parking up or dropping people off.

The other day there was a minor, temporary, block on one of the roads in.

Despite lots of people walking, cars just randomly started driving over the pavement and out of frustration then accelerated rapidly away, some taking a blind corner. This area is full of people, including children, walking to the station. I don't want to get run over because somebody became frustrated at waiting 30 seconds.
>> No. 35016 Anonymous
19th March 2024
Tuesday 1:05 pm
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>>35015
>SUV
>> No. 35017 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 9:34 am
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You know what I think is insane? You can't click on a date on the calander, at least not in Windows 10, and set a little reminder for that date. I know you can do it on other Microsoft applications and via Outlook, but on my operating system, right now, I can't open the date and time, select March 31st and a time and have a pop-up reminder to tell me it's Jesus' second birthday or whatever. All the "streamlining" Windows has been through over the years and no one thought of that, incredible.
>> No. 35018 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 6:29 pm
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>>35017
What in the actual fuck are you talking about?
>> No. 35019 Anonymous
20th March 2024
Wednesday 8:26 pm
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>>35018
Oh, I just remembered I'm in month 20 of not activating Windows since getting my new motherboard. Well, then new motherboard. Soz, Mr Gates.
>> No. 35020 Anonymous
21st March 2024
Thursday 8:52 am
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That I couldn't comfortably sleep in the same position any more was part of the wake-up call that made me realise I needed to lose weight. Now I've put on muscle and it's happening again. I have to re-learn how to sleep. Nobody ever talks about either of these.
>> No. 35021 Anonymous
21st March 2024
Thursday 3:09 pm
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>>35020
Maybe you need a new mattress? That’s what I always tell myself, but there’s a chance it might be true so go for it.
>> No. 35022 Anonymous
21st March 2024
Thursday 10:40 pm
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I am going to make my own butter. I've got the cream, and both an electric and a manual whisk, and allegedly that's all you need. I will get butter, and I will also get buttermilk as a byproduct. Buttermilk sounds nice; what can I do with it?

This recipe consists almost entirely of things I have, and uses buttermilk. Eureka! https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/gingery-buttermilk-scones

But there is one thing in the recipe that I don't currently have, and that is butter. You fuckers. I don't believe this shit. Also, doesn't this mean I could just use milk to make my scones instead of dicking about splitting it into two ingredients?
>> No. 35023 Anonymous
21st March 2024
Thursday 10:54 pm
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>>35022
>Buttermilk sounds nice; what can I do with it?
I think all the good fried chicken recipes recommend it.
>> No. 35024 Anonymous
21st March 2024
Thursday 11:11 pm
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>>35023

You can also use buttermilk to marinade a beef or pork roast before cooking. It makes the meat very tender.
>> No. 35025 Anonymous
21st March 2024
Thursday 11:49 pm
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>>35024
I think I bought the wrong cream. I got the thickest cream I could find, and there is no buttermilk at all. It is entirely dry and solid, and has been for some time. It looks like popcorn. I feel like I have been robbed of the byproduct I had no use for, so I'm annoyed again for totally opposite reasons. Also, my butter tastes like shit. I will add some water because more than two places I checked recommended that, and I will also add salt because I prefer salted butter, and I certainly prefer it over my own butter that tastes of absolutely nothing.
>> No. 35026 Anonymous
21st March 2024
Thursday 11:56 pm
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>>35025
I don't want to add insult to injury, but I read this about a week ago.
>https://www.theguardian.com/food/2024/mar/11/bread-but-not-butter-which-foods-are-worth-making-from-scratch
>Butter: buy it
>The one time Wise tried making butter, it was a disaster. “There was buttermilk flying everywhere as the solids separated from the liquid,” she says. Butter only tastes as good as its ingredients and top-shelf cultured butter is made from cultured buttermilk. So if you attempt to make your own butter from commercially available supermarket cream – often pasteurised and uncultured – it will rarely taste as good as the top-quality stuff.
>If you want to make your own, source high-quality organic cream, add culture and make it in small batches.
>> No. 35027 Anonymous
22nd March 2024
Friday 12:42 am
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>>35026
I'm not going to taste it tonight. I have tried leaving it, and when I tried adding water, to wash it, like in the instructions, it just turned back into cream and I had to start again. It has now had salt added and been put in the fridge. I can be disappointed tomorrow.
>> No. 35028 Anonymous
22nd March 2024
Friday 2:30 pm
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Just paid three quid for a pasty. Fuck this country.
>> No. 35030 Anonymous
23rd March 2024
Saturday 9:11 am
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>>35028
Was it hot?
>> No. 35031 Anonymous
23rd March 2024
Saturday 11:22 am
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>>35030

Barely warm.
>> No. 35035 Anonymous
27th March 2024
Wednesday 12:45 pm
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There are far too many dogs in this country thesedays. They shouldn't be allowed in restaurants, cafes, pubs etc.
>> No. 35036 Anonymous
27th March 2024
Wednesday 10:53 pm
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I have to find a new flatmate for the 20th April and the whole process seems to have changed at some point in annoying ways.

The one I've immediately noticed is that everyone is mass messaging with generic text to every advert and then they'll filter responses, so I'm trying to reply to everyone and just hearing nothing back when I suggest having a chat/visit at the weekend. It's not helped that half the messages are clearly from people looking for something else. I don't think the rental market has changed that much has it? Is this what it's like being a lass on a dating app?

I've got nearly a month to find someone but it's becoming quite frustrating when nobody is saying 'Hey nice place, can I see it at the weekend?' At which point they have a poke around and maybe we have some tea and stickies. If they like the place they then we immediately get to them signing a contract and paying the deposit so I can take it off the market. But are we just in some recession now where I have to jump through hoops to split the bills with someone?
>> No. 35037 Anonymous
28th March 2024
Thursday 7:16 am
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Nick Cave's music is boring and while one dead son is a tragedy, two is a pattern.
>> No. 35040 Anonymous
28th March 2024
Thursday 10:42 am
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>>35036
This is getting dystopian now. I wonder if this is the future of communication.
>> No. 35044 Anonymous
28th March 2024
Thursday 11:49 am
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>>35035
We need large open spaces, like car parks, where people can leave their dogs. Give every dog its own barking space.
>> No. 35060 Anonymous
28th March 2024
Thursday 6:06 pm
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My phone, and therefore presumably all phones, has an emoji for a dead baby (👼) but it won’t let me have an emoji for scissors in case people use it for self-harm or some gubbins.
>> No. 35063 Anonymous
30th March 2024
Saturday 11:17 am
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Since losing weight and shrinking my fat arse, my bum bones hurt after prolonged sitting without the cushioning provided by corpulence.
>> No. 35064 Anonymous
30th March 2024
Saturday 12:21 pm
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>>35036
Where do you live? Have you posted in on spareroom yet?
>> No. 35065 Anonymous
30th March 2024
Saturday 3:09 pm
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>> No. 35066 Anonymous
30th March 2024
Saturday 3:38 pm
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Near Camden so the location shouldn't be the issue. It's up on Spareroom with pretty reasonable rent for what is more than one of those overcrowded flats with it's own private bathroom, big patio etc. but I've still not had anyone agree to a visit. Maybe it will pick up when the ad opens to free users or after the bank holiday weekend.

For data nerds: Since setting the ad as being okay with pets I've found there's a lot of women with cats in London. About half the messages are from women with cats, no blokes have pets. Small sample size but it made me realise that pet ownership is completely lopsided in London.
>> No. 35067 Anonymous
30th March 2024
Saturday 10:02 pm
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>>35066
>Maybe it will pick up when the ad opens to free users
My experience of using Spareroom as a renter is that landlords pay for premium and renters have very little reason to. Your unwillingness to spend £12-£26 to earn upwards of five grand annually is likely the source of all your problems and it's probably already cost you money in lost rent.
>> No. 35068 Anonymous
30th March 2024
Saturday 11:14 pm
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>>35067
I don't know about that, I found I had to use premium back in 2021 to find a place to rent that was still on the market. Everything I sent on free was either ignored or was told they'd already found someone in that 1-week window before the ad goes out to the unwashed masses.

>Your unwillingness to spend £12-£26 to earn upwards of five grand annually is likely the source of all your problems and it's probably already cost you money in lost rent.

I'm not a landlord and if I did own property in Central London I wouldn't give a monkeys if the building sat derelict. That would be the property agencies problem while I sat on my arse on some beach. But alas, I'm not which is why I'm running a premium ad.
>> No. 35069 Anonymous
31st March 2024
Sunday 3:16 am
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I don't like the way that nuclear war is covered as spectacle by supposed experts in the field. How nuclear arms are treated like a fairground attraction or driving past a car-crash than taking an in-depth look at the systems and mindset behind it. I'd go as far as to say with the omissions that there's some intellectual dishonesty at work that seek to call it all madness and leave it at that.

It's pissing me off because a lot of the cold logic to nuclear deterrence is a fascinating look at the clockwork interpretation of the world that peaked mid-century. Yes, yes, maybe end of civilisation how horrifying but there's a whole design at work where you have people trapped planning for an unwinnable scenario and trying to also play signalling to avoid their plans coming to fruition.

If we survive we're about to enter into a new era of proliferation and brinkmanship and how our systems are designed around that will tell you a lot about the way our broader reality has changed. But that won't be the conversation, despite how the democratisation of unimaginable destructive power will be one of the most maddening challenges we'll face.
>> No. 35070 Anonymous
31st March 2024
Sunday 3:54 am
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>>35069
It's not called MAD for no reason.The US got away wih dropping nukes because they were new tech, sod this country nonesense, anyone deciding to end the lives of 100k+ people because their todger felt a bit small that day will no doubt meet a short dropand a sudden stop Saddam style.


If there is a world fit for humans after such an event.
>> No. 35071 Anonymous
31st March 2024
Sunday 12:47 pm
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>>35069

Maybe we're being conditioned again as the wider public to not think of nuclear war as such a bad thing. A bit like American PSAs in the 1950s that tried to convince you that nuclear fallout over much of the U.S. would blow over in a few days' time and everything would be back to normal and people could get cracking rebuilding the marginal damage to their cities.

The truth is that even a very limited exchange between two or more small nuclear powers would have devastating effects of the economy and ecology of the entire globe for years to come. What's often cited is the example of India vs. laplanderstan. In that kind of conflict, you'd probably see far less than 100 nuclear warheads used, most of them in the low-strategic to sub-tactical yield range, but it's estimated that the dust and soot kicked up into the atmosphere by something like it and then spread across the globe would cause a significant temporary drop in global temperatures and crop failures and misharvests across much of Asia. Not to mention the humanitarian disaster and all the possible global political ramifications.
>> No. 35072 Anonymous
31st March 2024
Sunday 12:53 pm
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>>35071

Maybe we could solve climate change by letting off a few nukes every now and then?
>> No. 35073 Anonymous
31st March 2024
Sunday 1:13 pm
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>>35072

Here in Britain, we'll only have to wait for the Gulf Stream to collapse. That'll sort us out.
>> No. 35074 Anonymous
31st March 2024
Sunday 1:35 pm
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>>35071
It seems we are forgetting lessons learned as recently as 40 years ago. 200 years ago, Tambora gave us the "year without a summer", and it's got nothing on even the most modest nukes.


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31st March 2024
Sunday 2:12 pm
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>>35074

>It seems we are forgetting lessons learned as recently as 40 years ago.

The problem is that few politicians who are in power today have an actual grasp of what widespread and total destruction means. Our current generation of global and national leaders only know the terrors of WWII from storytime with their grandads, or their dads at best. Watching war documentaries on Yesterday just isn't the same as having lived through it and witnessed the utter chaos first-hand.

I saw an interview with former German chancellor Helmut Kohl once. He said he remembered being on the banks of the Rhine in his hometown as a little boy at the end of WWII, and seeing everything around him razed to the ground as far as the eye could see. Just complete annihilation. And that that memory had an early influence on him which led him to want to do his part in preventing it from ever happening again.

He was later disgraced in a far-reaching party donations scandal, and I think most Germans today feel ambivalent towards him, thanking him for unification but also seeing him as the corrupt old-boy politician that sold them out.

But my point is, that generation of political leaders, whether it was Kohl or Francois Mitterrand or even Gorbachev, they all had a first-hand grasp of what it meant to completely destroy a country. And they were the ones who eventually brought about the unified Europe we see today.

Contrast that to the war rhethoric of today, oblivious of any and all possible consequences.
>> No. 35077 Anonymous
31st March 2024
Sunday 2:29 pm
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>>35071
Fucks sake.

>Yes, yes, maybe end of civilisation how horrifying but there's a whole design at work where you have people trapped planning for an unwinnable scenario and trying to also play signalling to avoid their plans coming to fruition.

I'm annoyed because of the surface level analysis. Concepts like the nuclear triad and force de frappe are interesting from the lens of the societies that created them and it has existential importance to understand how things will evolve from here. It's increasingly looking like nuclear weapons are a final-state of an international system built around national sovereignty and in the longer term as a species we will eventually reach the point that private actors can deliver an unimaginable amount of damage - these all require the kinds of thinking we've not seen since the days of game theory and it's getting urgent. Doesn't matter if you're a disarmament advocate, that creates its own mechanism that could go awry if it's not managed properly and similarly it has thinking that connects to global goods like international efforts on climate change and pandemic resilience.

The recent work by Annie Jacobsen focuses on the horror and how we're arguably closer to nuclear war now than any time since the Cuban Missile Crisis. We're all now alive to the fact that a great power conflict is sitting 50:50 by the end of the decade. But we need the public to also all understand why countries keep a very visible first strike capability away from population centres, why the USSR developed its road-launched capability and why China has two centres for it's nuclear arsenal with the original in its south to provide protection against a Soviet decapitation strike and now in the West to deter the US.
>> No. 35079 Anonymous
31st March 2024
Sunday 2:37 pm
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>>35076
>Contrast that to the war rhethoric of today, oblivious of any and all possible consequences.

I'm pretty sure Putin is aware of the consequences. It shapes Russia's pathological need for a sphere of influence and he depends on it when he periodically tries to blackmail the West with nuclear annihilation if we don't let him commit genocide.
>> No. 35080 Anonymous
31st March 2024
Sunday 3:24 pm
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>>35079

The problem still is that neither side can afford any kind of miscalculation.

Even knowing full well that war between NATO and Russia must be avoided at all cost. Wars don't always start because a party wants to go to war.
>> No. 35081 Anonymous
31st March 2024
Sunday 4:52 pm
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>>35080
>Wars don't always start because a party wants to go to war.
Don't they? I can't think of an example off the top of my head where someone miscalculated and ended up fighting a war they didn't want in the first place. Belligerence seems to be the primary cause to me.
>> No. 35082 Anonymous
31st March 2024
Sunday 5:32 pm
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>Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia

It will be the US that starts the nuclear arnageddon over either Iran or Taiwan.

I know you're very happy these last couple of years to have another baddie to take the heat off of US led western imperialism, but it's definitely not going to be Putin pressing the nuclear button first.

You can tell because he talks so much about doing it.
>> No. 35083 Anonymous
31st March 2024
Sunday 6:38 pm
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>>35081
Ukraine is literally fighting one right at this moment.
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31st March 2024
Sunday 6:53 pm
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>>35083

Exactly. Ukraine is defending itself against getting arse raped by Russia. With diminishing success, the more the war drags on, but what are they supposed to do. If Putin hadn't attacked, then the Ukrainians never in a million years would have wanted a war against Russia.

And getting back on the geostrategic level, it's difficult to think of a scenario where either side, NATO or Russia, would just turn the other cheek in the name of not wanting a war. One of the obvious weak points of NATO and its ability to defend territory are the Baltic states. They are only connected to other NATO territory by a bit over 100 miles of land border with Poland. Putin could just invade southern Lithuania from Belarus, one of his most important allies, and then all three countries would be cut off. Add to that a possible sea blockade along the Baltic Sea, and you're going to have to ask how much of the other cheek the other NATO countries would really turn. And at what point it's no longer a conscious decision to want to go to war, but where you'll have to, in order to defend your territory against enemy attack. Will you be ready to accept the idea of the Baltic states being expendable in order to prevent a full-scale war?
>> No. 35085 Anonymous
31st March 2024
Sunday 7:14 pm
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Time for a new minor rants and piss-offs thread, I fear.
>> No. 35086 Anonymous
31st March 2024
Sunday 7:45 pm
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Took my car to the car wash yesterday to get rid of all the pollen on it.

It rained today and the car looks exactly the same again. Five quid wasted.
>> No. 35088 Anonymous
2nd April 2024
Tuesday 4:21 am
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Twice a fucking year the clocks change an hour back or forth, and both times the change throws out my internal clock and routine. It's now past 0400 in the morning, really 0300, when I would have been in bed hours ago if it all wasn't shifted forward like this.
I wish we'd just experience the seasons naturally without trying to save daylight and all this shit. IT usually takes over a month for me to change my clocks, during which time I'm often confused with this reminder in the back of my mind that 'oh yeah we're pretending it's not really noon even though it is'
>> No. 35089 Anonymous
2nd April 2024
Tuesday 9:09 am
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>>35088
The game I've been playing recently can't hack it - the game time on every server is -56.23mins or thereabouts.
>> No. 35090 Anonymous
2nd April 2024
Tuesday 12:55 pm
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Shake transitions are a crime against one-hundred-and-forty-or-so years of the motion picture. Anyone who uses them should be burried alive.
>> No. 35091 Anonymous
2nd April 2024
Tuesday 3:24 pm
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>>35090

Had to look up what they were, but yeah, I broadly agree. Unless you're directing a skateboarding video, or something.
>> No. 35093 Anonymous
8th April 2024
Monday 9:00 am
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If I put a pair of headphones on my girlfriend will immediately increase her chances of trying to speak to me by about 300% and it's never anything important enough to pause my podcast, take my headphones off and listen.
>> No. 35094 Anonymous
8th April 2024
Monday 9:12 am
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That's women in general. If I was trying to watch something then my ex would always wait until the moment I had to pay more attention to what was going on to start talking to me.
>> No. 35095 Anonymous
8th April 2024
Monday 3:00 pm
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My job is to work involves a lot of work with external organisations. One in particular is staffed with utterly useless, rude, infuriating and arrogant people. Any work shared with them is an utter ballache and they make everybody's life, and the work we jointly produce, much worse than it has to be because they're so fucking shit, vindictive and petty, and i don't understand why.

It's utterly exhausting. They're the kind of people that can't use an apostrophe properly but think they're very clever and they're not. They're largely dumb as fuck.
>> No. 35104 Anonymous
15th April 2024
Monday 9:05 pm
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I hate to give my (very busy) friend homework, but last night we tried playing a computer game together and it dropped immediately, every time. I haven't repeated the issue once in ten games with random strangers, so I think it either has to be him or it's a special kind of problem between our two networks.
>> No. 35105 Anonymous
15th April 2024
Monday 9:51 pm
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Everything about mobile internet is fucking shite and I hate it. When we got smartphones it was a big selling point that you get "the real internet" but that didn't last long did it.

Every time I click a link on my phone I regret it and wish I was using my computer instead. I just wanted to see the video of the sheepdog herding ducks, I tried to click the little mute icon to hear the ducks going "waaa wa wa wa wa" but I end up three pages away and imgur is asking me to use the app and there's pop-up ads like it's fucking 2003 Internet Explorer fuck off jesus fuck why

As I get older I notice a lot of things in technology are like this, they start off revolutionary and then they go full circle until they're every bit as shit as the thing they took over from.
>> No. 35108 Anonymous
16th April 2024
Tuesday 9:19 am
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>>35105

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enshittification
>> No. 35109 Anonymous
16th April 2024
Tuesday 1:42 pm
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>>35105
A lesson I'm learning, better late than never is - while it may be obvious that thing X is technically cretinous and will never take off, if it's useful to me, use it. Take advantage of the VC funding subsidising it. Don't commit to it and be very prepared to walk away when the incentives dry up, but just because a business is going to fail, it doesn't mean I can't / shouldn't take advantage before the enshittification.
>> No. 35110 Anonymous
16th April 2024
Tuesday 5:15 pm
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>>35109
The whole VC model is about throwing money at the problem until you get big enough and find a route to make it profitable, which can be a problem if the business model doesn't allow it. Uber is now almost 15 years old and has still never made a profit and isn't likely to do any time soon. No, they haven't. Those numbers were a combination of blatant lies and just making shit up. I have no idea how they haven't collapsed in a massive heap yet, because it's just a massive money pit.
>> No. 35111 Anonymous
17th April 2024
Wednesday 9:22 am
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I bought a house and my high flying friend is being a bit of a cunt since then. Never directly about the house but keeps implying I've somehow immediately become boring and he doesn't know me how he used to etc because I've moved to a slightly quieter place.

Literally nothing has changed, including how much we hang out/ how easy it is to hang out, other than rather than renting I now own a house.

I can't quite say for sure it's because I've bought a house but he's gone from being a great friend to being very critical and made some very big life moves in the immediate months after.

It makes me feel a bit sad because it supports the theory that the only person you can truly ever trust is yourself.
>> No. 35112 Anonymous
17th April 2024
Wednesday 9:42 am
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"Is it urgent or can you wait two weeks?"

That's what I was asked when I called for a GP appointment just now. I kind of umm'd and err'd about it because what's "urgent"? Because, yeah, it's more urgent than a fortnight long wait, but so are a great many things. However, that doesn't mean I need to see someone today, even though I am, when there might be someone in even more serious trouble than I am. What a shitty question.
>> No. 35113 Anonymous
17th April 2024
Wednesday 9:52 am
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>>35111

Pure speculation, here, but he might have some issues with his life and how things are working out for him. It can be hard to see your friends making progress. I have to admit, a lot of my friendships back in the UK actually involved a lot of putting eachother down, usually joking but not always affectionately, so people can take it as a personal blow to their ego when that pipsqueak/mong/whatever they knew from back in the day actually gets their life together.

If I had to guess, he sees house ownership as beyond his reach and he's rationalising about he hasn't made that leap yet (it ties you down, it makes you too boring, etc.).

If he's a decent mate, then you should be able to take the topic head-on and just ask what his plans are and what his views are on house ownership. If you intellectualise it a bit you can normally come to an "agree to disagree" position and clear the air a bit. If he's actually a really good friend, then you can usually scratch the surface and find out what the actual issue is and clear the air a bit, but some people want to avoid showing vulnerability at all costs.
>> No. 35114 Anonymous
17th April 2024
Wednesday 10:02 am
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>>35113
Thanks this is a really good post and I think you're right. Particularly the bit about us jokingly putting each other down. I do engage in this, but it's always friendly and I stay well clear of topics I know might be personal.

It's interesting he's now looking to move in with his girlfriend and move out of his house share.

He has a really good job, earns probably double what I do and is normally one of the absolute best people I've ever known. Interesting, funny, engaging and very intelligent, there's nothing to be insecure about and it kind of just annoyed me and made me want to stop being friends with him. When my friends do well, I'm happy for them, it doesn't affect me, so I was a little disappointed by this.
>> No. 35115 Anonymous
17th April 2024
Wednesday 10:32 am
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>>35114

In my experience it's often the most successful people who are the most insecure. It honestly seems like that's a driving factor in what made them successful, in many cases, and they take it very hard if they see someone passing some milestone or other that they haven't. If you think about it it sort of makes sense, they find that very threatening to their ego because their entire sense of security in themselves is built around being better than other people, and without that they're nothing.

People are disappointing, it's probably nothing personal.
>> No. 35117 Anonymous
19th April 2024
Friday 1:13 am
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I've apparently go a message from a council housing platform. I haven't needed to use it for over a year. Their login details are a reference number and a "memorable date". Which clearly wasn't that memorable, since both I and my password manager have forgotten it. I did wonder if it was my date of birth, but apparently not. The password reset mechanism also doesn't appear to work.
>> No. 35118 Anonymous
19th April 2024
Friday 2:17 am
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>>35117
The password reset email came in about an hour after I requested it.

As well as the memorable date, they also want an actual password:
>Please enter a password that has at least 2 lower case letters, 2 Upper case letters and 2 numbers. Symbols and punctuation are not allowed. Your password must be minimum of 6 characters and a maximum of 10.

Who let these clowns anywhere near personal data?
>> No. 35119 Anonymous
19th April 2024
Friday 6:23 pm
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People giving me looks when they see how much I eat making me feel like a greedy cunt. Even the same people who've complimented how much muscle I've put on or how much manual labour I've been doing still seem to expect me to eat like a desk jockey who hasn't set foot in a gym since signing up. I'm hungry fuck off.
>> No. 35120 Anonymous
19th April 2024
Friday 10:44 pm
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I met a Japanese woman at Finsbury today because it was a convenient spot for a walk in the park and she managed to have her brand new iPhone pickpocketed within 5 minutes. She was in a state over it given how much she spent on it and I had to look after her, call the police and try to calm her down.

You' know those times when you actually feel embarrassed for your country being a shit hole? It's like having a guest over but a load of your housemates are cunts who make life worse for everyone else.
>> No. 35121 Anonymous
20th April 2024
Saturday 2:46 am
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People who post political shit on instagram. I don't give a shit about conflicts between post-soviet shitholes and semitic sand-squabbles. I'm only here to see if you're getting up to anything fun in your own life, and to "slide into the DMs" of birds who told me I was old for asking them for their facebook.
>> No. 35122 Anonymous
20th April 2024
Saturday 11:42 am
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>>35120
Japan though - they have virtually no crime so the incident says more about them than us. Sorry about your friend(?) though, that is a distressing thing to happen.
>> No. 35123 Anonymous
20th April 2024
Saturday 12:02 pm
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>>35120
Perhaps you should have given it back then.
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20th April 2024
Saturday 1:33 pm
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>>35122
>Japan though - they have virtually no crime so the incident says more about them than us

It's partly something I'm having to process. I met her on a date so it's a bit weird for me to also feel especially bad because it happened to someone so spacey and naïve - which reads as someone almost child-like and makes me feel noncey.

Either way not the first time. I remember hanging about with Germans at university when we did exchange trips and their city was remarkably nice and clean whereas when they visited here it's all rubbish in the street and some dickhead started on one of them on a night out and called him Adolf. It's embarrassing.
>> No. 35125 Anonymous
21st April 2024
Sunday 11:36 pm
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So there's a new game in town when it comes to advertising a room: You don't just pay for premium but then you also need to spend £9.99 for a 'boost' for your ad to be seen. How silly of me to assume that I could just pay £25.99 for premium and get a premium service. I was getting worried after nearly a month where interest died right down but now my entire week is a mess of viewings and I'm having to be difficult with people trying to schedule slots in because all the good times are taken.

Oh, and if anyone tells you try MatesRoom you can tell them to fuck right off from me. Nothing but weird Australian couples who are 50% unemployed and probably want to throw bent sticks about the place.

>>35120
If you'd like an update she just got a brand new phone today. I thought by some miracle the police had caught whoever pickpocketed her but no, I'm just poor.
>> No. 35126 Anonymous
22nd April 2024
Monday 2:01 am
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>>35125
I had a funny experience with SpareRoom in the past couple of days. I have found somewhere to live, and so I wanted to tell the people who have actually bothered replying to me that I'm no longer looking. My Premium expired the day before I went to send these messages, and one advert that I'd responded to was technically only 6 days old at the time, so even though I'd already sent them a message, and they'd replied, I was no longer allowed to continue messaging them.

I would like to express a similar sentiment about Upwork, who apparently now insist that you have to pay to be able to bid on work, and similarly expect you to pay more to boost your bid so the client sees it. As if it wasn't bad enough they insist on taking a 20% cut but still charge the client a 3% handling fee directly. I get that processing card payments isn't free, but what was the 20% for if it wasn't going towards their costs?
>> No. 35127 Anonymous
22nd April 2024
Monday 11:52 am
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Every time I clean my bathroom, every time I scrub my toilet clean and spotless again, within 36 hours I will have had an explosive shit that ruined all my hard work. I don’t normally shit like one of those foam fire extinguishers, but if I have just cleaned my bathroom, it becomes inevitable every single time.
>> No. 35128 Anonymous
23rd April 2024
Tuesday 1:23 pm
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I have witnessed littering today.
>> No. 35129 Anonymous
23rd April 2024
Tuesday 5:43 pm
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Currys lost £100 of my business today. I was ordering a Razer mouse and a Razer keyboard. I went to pay but couldn't either delivered as even though the mouse was available for delivery, the keyboard was not. The store in town had the mouse but not the keyboard. The second nearest store had the keyboard but not the mouse. I couldn't get the missing item sent to the other store and get both items together. I couldn't even choose to pick one up from town and the other from the retail park. All I could do was travel 20 miles to pick them up together, or order them separately and collect from different stores with different orders.

I know that removing one from basket, buying what's left, then buying the other in a separate order is not too big an ordeal, it's just stupid that for me to get both I have to jump through hoops and either travel to two stores, or travel 20 miles.
>> No. 35130 Anonymous
24th April 2024
Wednesday 3:11 pm
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Bryan Adams has really got away with murder for most of his career. He is so shit and nobody seems to feel as strongly about this as I do.
>> No. 35131 Anonymous
26th April 2024
Friday 2:08 pm
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Bought a big bag of wine gums when I was getting my lunch. Told myself "I'll be sensible and just have a few, because last time I ate the lot in one sitting and got explosive diarrhoea". I am now the shamefaced owner of an empty bag of wine gums and I await my inevitable karmic punishment.
>> No. 35132 Anonymous
26th April 2024
Friday 4:42 pm
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>>35131
I never thought I'd say this but coming from the same issue I really wish that Big Sweet would provide smaller portion options. I cannot just eat a few and buying a multipacket doesn't work when I have access to my own cupboards.

The other day I bought some of those milk bottles from Lidl thinking they were a small kids bag but then discovered it was a bit much even for my greedy arse.
>> No. 35133 Anonymous
26th April 2024
Friday 8:58 pm
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Why is it still cold? I wanna turn my bloody heating off or I'll never pay the winter usage back, but it's apparently 2 degrees out tonight.

The fuck's going on.
>> No. 35134 Anonymous
26th April 2024
Friday 10:07 pm
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>>35133
Just close your windows, internal doors, and put a jacket of you woofta.
>> No. 35135 Anonymous
26th April 2024
Friday 11:11 pm
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>>35134

All the windows are shut, who the fuck just has their windows sat open? And what does closing the internal doors do if I have no heat turned on to conserve the heat of, you brainless pillock.

I come across people saying shit like this all the time but you must live in space age future houses with perfect insulation, or you just somehow don't realise that your heating actually is on. Probably your missus does it without telling you. You don't sit comfortably in a house at 2 degrees above freezing just putting a jacket on.
>> No. 35136 Anonymous
27th April 2024
Saturday 6:24 pm
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Those fucking two-step curry jars that lidl 'deluxe' does where you can't separate the plastic spice compartment from the jar lid. And then when you see if there's anything online on how to do it you just get some thick twat doing curry rating videos.
>> No. 35137 Anonymous
28th April 2024
Sunday 4:54 am
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>>35136

Have you tried asking a man to do it
>> No. 35138 Anonymous
28th April 2024
Sunday 11:04 am
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>>35136
I haven't had that issue due to not being a toddler but I have noticed the ones in the green packaging smell distinctly of stale BO.
>> No. 35139 Anonymous
28th April 2024
Sunday 11:48 am
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>>35136
I had one of these recently and had the same problem. Pry it open with a spoon handle or a knife or something.
>> No. 35140 Anonymous
28th April 2024
Sunday 12:38 pm
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I swear my ex is incapiable of answering a direct question to the point I had to break up with her over that because after a while it became intollerable.

I have litterally confronted her before with "just say YES or NO" and she will not give one of the 2 options provided no matter how much that is repeated back to her. and do every kind of plesantry imaginable to not openly express a commited position.

Bonus point for when I'm asking for clarity as to what she meant by a question and she goes on every tangent rather than address the core point, and eventually say it doesn't matter anyway, rather than ever explaining what she meant.

I can't tell if it is that she is so locked in her own thoughts that the idea of basic communication is lost, or if she is somehow afraid of expressing her own volition.

It feels like she has some sort of mind virus, because I've found she has managing to spead doubt and insecurity to social situation that I was perfectly fine with that I ended up questioning myself on too and not doing as a result of her neurosis.
>> No. 35141 Anonymous
28th April 2024
Sunday 1:55 pm
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>>35137
Go on then, Mr Big Bollocks. They're only £1.49 at Lidl. I'm sure your mum will give you some pocket money to show us how it's done.

I'm actually too manly for it. The idea is you crush the plastic thing and unscrew to break the seal between the jar lid and the plastic cap that envelops it but instead I just end up twisting off the cap on the jar. I did pull it off once but the pressure required actually shot the cap off across the room. So I ended up just throwing my own spices in which makes me wonder why they can't just throw the spice into the sauce and on save the plastic waste.

The worst part of this whole affair is that two-step jars are fast becoming the norm so any sort of variety now involves them and the supermarkets have used the excuse to make the jars smaller.
>> No. 35142 Anonymous
30th April 2024
Tuesday 8:00 pm
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There's a pretty famous steamer called Northern Lion and when I found out he was actually northern it felt like being punched in the chest.
>> No. 35143 Anonymous
1st May 2024
Wednesday 11:06 pm
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>>35141

I already accomplished this feat about a decade ago, it was fucking nothing, and you are a big girl's blouse with a fragile ego.
>> No. 35144 Anonymous
2nd May 2024
Thursday 1:58 am
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>>35143
>I already accomplished this feat about a decade ago

How convenient.

Fire up a korma Purps, we've got some chicken on the loose.
>> No. 35145 Anonymous
2nd May 2024
Thursday 2:06 am
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Fucking dropshipper scum. Hang them. Hang them all. I want to buy new brake pads for my bike. Identifying the right kind was already a pain, but I did it. Oddly, you can only get them from eBay that I was willing to find. And everywhere on eBay, thousands of users, all promised I could get my new brake pads by next Tuesday. But I want them this weekend. They're all clearly just buying them from the same place and sending them to me to arrive by next Tuesday. Crooks. And I want them this weekend. I found one user who would apparently get them to me by Friday or Saturday, which is perfect. I paid 2-3 times what the cheapest seller was charging, payment was accepted, and now I am being told I will receive my delivery by next Tuesday. Fuckers. They'd better arrive on Saturday as promised, or I will crucify this seller and drill holes into him while he is alive and screaming, and I will enjoy doing it. Obviously if the brake pads arrive as promised, though, he will be my new best friend.
>> No. 35146 Anonymous
2nd May 2024
Thursday 9:50 am
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>>35145

Had the same thing happen with a catalytic converter I was trying to get off Autodoc. It was shown as "in stock", so normally you'd expect them to deliver it to you within a few days. But after a week, there was still no sign of my package, so I did a live chat with them and they said there was a mixup with their inventory and that my cat was in fact back ordered, and that their system was showing the next shipment from their supplier in about two weeks' time. So I said, I've got MOT coming up, what am I supposed to do. Eventually, after expressing my strong disappointment, I was able to get a one-off 20 percent discount for my inconvenience. Which was almost 60 quid. But I still felt like their customer service was lacking. You neeed to be on your game, and make sure that inventory that shows as "in stock" actually exists.
>> No. 35147 Anonymous
2nd May 2024
Thursday 10:46 am
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>>35146
And how does one make sure?
>> No. 35149 Anonymous
2nd May 2024
Thursday 11:14 am
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>>35147

It's down to the biggest idiot down the chain. Even the best inventory management system isn't worth much if somebody in a warehouse punches in the wrong numbers or scans the wrong barcode.
>> No. 35150 Anonymous
2nd May 2024
Thursday 7:24 pm
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>>35149

Even then though, if we lived in a kind and just world, I think it'd be fair to expect at least an email to say "oh soz, that thing wasn't actually there, do you want to wait?" when they discover the discrepancy. But obviously, they just keep shtum and hope you don't notice.

The PMT branch in Leeds used to be absolutely useless pricks for this where you'd ask them to order something over from another store, then it'd just never happen, and they'd mug you off week after week. I wonder if they are still open. I bet they still exist just on the back of the fact they are the only reasonably big music shop in the city, and that fact pisses me off no end.
>> No. 35151 Anonymous
2nd May 2024
Thursday 8:21 pm
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>>35150

>I think it'd be fair to expect at least an email to say "oh soz, that thing wasn't actually there

No, Autodoc just kept me waiting with no notice of a backorder. I had to contact them and ask why it took them a week for something that was supposed to ship within 2-3 days.
>> No. 35152 Anonymous
2nd May 2024
Thursday 8:54 pm
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>>35150
> I think it'd be fair to expect at least an email to say "oh soz, that thing wasn't actually there, do you want to wait?" when they discover the discrepancy.
I ordered a hoodie off my Chinese website of choice, Banggood, to test if the Revolut account I'd set up was working. A month or so later, I got an email apologising for the delay and promising to put pressure on the manufacturer to actually make these damn hoodies. About a week ago, I got an email saying they had cancelled the order and would refund the money. I know there are a lot of reasons to dislike China, but I was hugely impressed and I bet Amazon wouldn't do that.
>> No. 35153 Anonymous
4th May 2024
Saturday 3:46 pm
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Plugged my phone in to charge overnight. The cable worked itself loose, and I woke up to 3% battery. It apparently worked itself loose again when I got a text message earlier.
>> No. 35154 Anonymous
4th May 2024
Saturday 4:24 pm
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>>35153 pick the gunk out of your charging socket with something sharp.
>> No. 35155 Anonymous
4th May 2024
Saturday 4:52 pm
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Someone's clearly having a BBQ somehwere nearby, but I think they've forgotten the burgers and sausages because all I smell is smoke and it's all I have smelt for about two hours.
>> No. 35156 Anonymous
4th May 2024
Saturday 5:30 pm
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>>35152
My work sells, among other things, Chinese paint brushes and say I place an order every three months, I can never buy the same models twice, only ones which resemble the last lot I bought extremely closely but with some noticeable differences. It's a ridiculous frame of reference, but this has led me to believe that Chinese manufacturing must be pretty much anarchy.
>> No. 35157 Anonymous
4th May 2024
Saturday 6:36 pm
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Phantom phone vibrations when you might not even have your phone in your pocket.
>> No. 35158 Anonymous
4th May 2024
Saturday 8:39 pm
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>>35155
That's not a BBQ, that's just a fire.
>> No. 35159 Anonymous
4th May 2024
Saturday 9:06 pm
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Just got fucking "shadowbanned" from a stream I've watched for about three years for saying "I don't think they're going to call the rozzers on him". Of course, the person I was responding to turned out to be a mod, so another mod came along, told me off and shitcanned me.

I fucking hate every human being on Earth. Fucking miserable pricks, every fucking one of them. 98% of the population are just dead-eyed creatures to whom I cannot even begin to relate. I just wanted to have a nice time, chill out, and one cunting post gets up some prick's nose and that's that; no more hanging out for me. I hope that prick mod gets stabbed for his phone.
>> No. 35160 Anonymous
4th May 2024
Saturday 9:49 pm
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>>35159

I remember there was an absolute cunt of a mod on the Ultimate Guitar forum back in the day who banned me twice for completely pathetic shit. I don't remember his name but I seem to remember his avatar was the cover of the Descendents album Milo Goes To College. Anyway I hated the fucker, until one day I saw a real life picture of him. He was literally the ugliest person I had ever seen, lanky, ginger, covered in acne, all squinty faced and buck toothed.

It gave me great catharsis, and ever since then that's how I have pictured all fascist fun police internet moderators.
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4th May 2024
Saturday 9:57 pm
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>> No. 35162 Anonymous
4th May 2024
Saturday 10:37 pm
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>>35160
Maybe this is how we save the internet - we make everyone post with a verified picture of themselves. Phase 2 will be where everyone has to make a bio where they list all their hobbies (minimum 2) and accomplishments.
>> No. 35163 Anonymous
5th May 2024
Sunday 1:21 pm
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I've got too much shit in my pockets. I'm too cool to wear cargo trousers, but not cool enough to wear a shotter bag. It's alright in the winter when I've got coat pockets, but in warm weather I just don't know where to keep all my stuff.
>> No. 35164 Anonymous
5th May 2024
Sunday 8:33 pm
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>>35163

>I'm too cool to wear cargo trousers

Why does everybody hate cargo trousers. They're the most practical garment you'll ever own as a dad lad.

I've got a few pairs of cargo shorts that I war every summer, weather permitting. I go fishing a lot, so naturally the extra pockets come in especially handy for that as well.
>> No. 35165 Anonymous
5th May 2024
Sunday 10:10 pm
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>>35164

I don't hate cargo trousers, I'm just quite keen on putting my willy in ladies. They won't let you do that if you wear cargo trousers.
>> No. 35166 Anonymous
5th May 2024
Sunday 11:37 pm
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>>35165

The ones that truly want you will be undeterred.
>> No. 35167 Anonymous
6th May 2024
Monday 2:29 am
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After several days of really heavy activity, my body is slowly starting to realise what I've put it through. Trying to remember if I've hit the dose limit for ibuprofen or not.
>> No. 35168 Anonymous
6th May 2024
Monday 3:16 pm
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Mmm, yeah, that's right, you don't need to season or marinate this giant piece of pork. Yeah, just cook until the fat's not quite crisp but the meat's rubbery, mmm, lovely, yeah, put some of that shop bought apple sauce on there too, amazing.
>> No. 35171 Anonymous
9th May 2024
Thursday 5:56 pm
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Some complete wanker has just got the hedge trimmer out. I guess it's summer then.
>> No. 35172 Anonymous
10th May 2024
Friday 8:20 am
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>>35171
That's abhorrent. I think people are pushing it when they start their car before 8am, so as far as I'm concerned your neighbour should be up before a magistrate.
>> No. 35174 Anonymous
10th May 2024
Friday 10:10 am
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Apparently they attempted delivery. Apparently. But I curiously I received an Amazon parcel on the same day and at the same time from an Amazon courier. This is something I needed to get today and was ordered last the weekend. Now I'm trying to reschedule delivery but that's not allowed on the system and I can't pick my parcel up from the delivery centre because that's not allowed.

I'm saying it now - I will never use Royal Mail again. They're easily the worst parcel service and it's especially the case when something goes wrong.
>> No. 35175 Anonymous
12th May 2024
Sunday 5:35 pm
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All day the weather report has been promising thunder and lightning. Now I check to see when exactly when it's happening and there's nothing, just a bit of rain. Every time with this shit.
>> No. 35176 Anonymous
12th May 2024
Sunday 7:42 pm
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>>35175
South Manchester has it.

By the way, how long would a bird take to die? There are birds nesting in my roof and I know I should do something, but the house is fine so I have done nothing. When I bought the house, I noticed a weird clause in the contract about how I can never open my chimney or have fires in it or anything, so the house doesn't really have a chimney even though there's one built in. With the stormy weather, I think a bird might now be stuck in my non-chimney. How long will I have to wait until I no longer need to be concerned about saving it?
>> No. 35177 Anonymous
12th May 2024
Sunday 7:45 pm
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>>35176
https://mybirdfeed.com/how-long-can-a-bird-go-without-water/
>> No. 35178 Anonymous
12th May 2024
Sunday 9:20 pm
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>>35174
So it turns out the postwoman can work the intercom buzzer because she managed to get in touch with one of the neighbours to sign for it.

>>35176
The flies will ignore your contract clause. You have been warned.
>> No. 35179 Anonymous
16th May 2024
Thursday 10:08 am
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My Mother passed away in February and we've been trying to get the name changed to my Father's for British Gas but it's now switched to "The Estate of my mother's name" and they've removed the home cover.

I'm now fighting with unhelpful outsourced customer service reps from india. All I want to do is switch the name over, everything to stay the same. Useless cunts.
>> No. 35180 Anonymous
16th May 2024
Thursday 10:26 am
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>>35179
Sorry for your loss.

I worked in utilities, when there's a death of the account holder we also had the procedure where the account would become "the estate of x", and the person who becomes responsible be it partner, child, sibling etc must make a new account. Seems an ungainly system, and one that causes unnecessary stress and upset to the bereaved. I think it's so any outstanding debt on the account becomes the responsibility of the deceased's estate, that way a wife is not unwittingly inheriting huge amounts of debt her deceased husband racked up by not paying bills.
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16th May 2024
Thursday 10:45 am
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>>35180

It legally boils down to the idea that any debt and liability pending against the deceased should first and foremost be paid off using funds that they have left behind. The same goes for burial costs. Strictly speaking, only when those funds are exhausted will the person or persons who have inherited the estate be liable with their own assets. That is, unless you disclaim an inheritance. Which can be wise if the deceased leaves net debt that could jeopardise your own financial health depending on the circumstances.
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16th May 2024
Thursday 11:22 am
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>>35181
>Strictly speaking, only when those funds are exhausted will the person or persons who have inherited the estate be liable with their own assets.
In general, unless there's a personal guarantee involved, debts are not inheritable, even between partners.
>> No. 35183 Anonymous
16th May 2024
Thursday 11:38 am
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>>35182
Years back I worked at Nationwide on this, if someone died after a certain amount of years into the mortgage we'd just wipe the slate clean and my job was to send their survivors a letter out to confirm it. From all of this we can only infer that if you're about to die then you should treat yourself by running all of your utilities and writing truly obscene letters to your local council about your neighbours hedge impacting property values.
>> No. 35184 Anonymous
18th May 2024
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I have a new foreign language teacher and I've come to the conclusion that she's just a bit shit. The academic I had before now was much better because he'd spent years studying the language and writing papers on its literature which meant that you got a lot more of the technical underpinning and cultural context along with the perspective of an outside learner.

The new one is a native speaker that has taught for decade but it's all exposure and rote learning at work so you just get talked to for a few hours and follow along which is dull and frustrating. I'm actually getting more out of having an LLM explain things to me when I get stuck at this point. I'm not sure if it's just a case of learning from a native speaker or the fact that she's less... on the spectrum than I'd like. Anyway it would be nice to avoid the native speaker but the way language classes work is they first get the numbers and then they contract out for a teacher so I can't avoid having to deal with her in future.
>> No. 35185 Anonymous
19th May 2024
Sunday 10:42 am
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>>35184

Our French teachers at school were pretty hit and miss. The ones that were good with things like grammar and phonetics would usually struggle in casual conversation, and vice versa. Our school had an exchange partnership with a school in northern France, and one time we asked the French pupils visiting us that year what they thought of our teacher. They told us that for somebody at his level, his French seemed a bit patchy, and that his use of words wasn't how normal French speakers would talk to each other. Which was kind of what we had been thinking all along.
>> No. 35187 Anonymous
19th May 2024
Sunday 2:12 pm
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I haven't had a kebab in weeks. I've recently moved, and it turns out that not only is there no takeaway in this place (the Chinese about 5 minutes walk away closed earlier this year), but it's just beyond the threshold of where Deliveroo will send people. It's possible that Uber might deliver here, but I don't have free delivery on Uber. Also, it turns out that following a recent policy change, I don't have free delivery on Deliveroo anymore either, and since not paying delivery fees was offsetting most of the cost of Prime I might as well knock that on the head too.
>> No. 35193 Anonymous
20th May 2024
Monday 10:33 am
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I'm spending too much time online. I just thought to myself "uh, I hate that 'good morning' shite".
>> No. 35196 Anonymous
24th May 2024
Friday 12:31 am
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I'm not the most commendable role model by any means, but at least I'm not one of the news organisations uploading footage to YouTube of reporters just talking about the video of female IDF soldiers being captured by Hamas, without including any of the actual footage, when I just want to have a wank. Bastards.
>> No. 35197 Anonymous
24th May 2024
Friday 9:44 am
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>>35196
Very droll, Mr Carr, very droll.
>> No. 35204 Anonymous
25th May 2024
Saturday 1:01 pm
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Yawning on the sofa, eyelids heavy and eyeballs burning. Climb into bed only to toss and turn for 2 hours.
>> No. 35205 Anonymous
25th May 2024
Saturday 3:31 pm
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I haven't had a coffee in about two months. Not a drop of the stuff. But I just drank an entire pot, with milk and sugar, in the space of about an hour and I don't feel so great. From my stomach to my cerebelum I'm buzzing.
>> No. 35227 Anonymous
1st June 2024
Saturday 7:54 pm
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"Podcasts" where the hosts are all on Skype connections of varying quality, wildly different audio levels, and there's a half seconddelay between everyone's speech so they keep tripping over each other and cutting each other off.

I mean for fuck's sake you don't expect everyone to knock out professional quality recordings, even if purely vocal content is one of the piss easiest things to do that with, but come on. If you can't even be arsed to sort out the most absolute basics, you have no business uploading it to the internet. It's a nice chat between mates, not a podcast anyone else wants to listen to.
>> No. 35233 Anonymous
10th June 2024
Monday 10:03 pm
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It's very sad that Rob Burrow has died, but I find this sort of thing extremely crass.
>> No. 35234 Anonymous
16th June 2024
Sunday 10:40 pm
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>Ahhh now that the weather is clearer and people have opened their windows there's never been a better time to be a complete fucking faggot

And yet, if I throw bricks at them I'm a criminal.
>> No. 35238 Anonymous
17th June 2024
Monday 9:48 am
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>>35234
I have some boy racer wanker who lives down the road spend yesterday afternoon driving down the road and around the block as fast as he could with his "world's most special boy" engine.

I wish they'd fuck off to the middle of nowhere to do this shite but I suppose no one will notice them then. One day I'll walk out just as he speeds down the road. That way we can both lose.
>> No. 35239 Anonymous
17th June 2024
Monday 10:46 am
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>>35238

I guess I went through that phase at some point. I once spent 300 quid on a racing muffler. It did next to nothing to make the car faster in any way, but it meant that the neighbours could hear me come home from the club at 3am. The last bit of road to where I lived was uphill, so I always gave it a good rev in low gear before pulling up to my flat.

I was 22, 23 back then. Typical boy racer age.
>> No. 35240 Anonymous
17th June 2024
Monday 10:57 am
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>>35238
We've our fair share of special boys out here in the sticks, too. They spook the livestock every time they pass, scares the shit out of the horses. Fuck knows what the wildlife make of it.
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17th June 2024
Monday 2:00 pm
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>>35240

There's a private petting zoo just up the hill from here. About half a mile away. They apparently have a mule or a donkey, because you can hear it bray all the time, all the way down the hill.

But the most annoying thing is that my next door neighbours keep free range chickens. This is a suburban residential neighbourhood with single family homes. Why tf do they have to keep chickens here. I can't spend an hour in my back garden without hearing bawk-bawk from next door. Apparently it's not forbidden to keep chickens at a suburban home, as long as their wellbeing is provided for. You're allowed to annoy your neighbours just so you don't have to buy your eggs in the shop like everybody.
>> No. 35242 Anonymous
17th June 2024
Monday 8:40 pm
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>>35241
Chickens are really great pets. Get your own. Get all cockerels, and out-chicken the fuckers.
I miss having chickens.
>> No. 35248 Anonymous
19th June 2024
Wednesday 6:36 pm
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Poor living room layouts in people whom I'd like to spend more time withs homes.
Most of the time it's sofas pointed directly at the TV, in one instance it's a single long sofa along the back wall facing into the room, another it's the main chair in-front of facing away from other sitting positions.
You welcome me in, I even have a key for access, but being there facing away from you is horrible. I don't want to sit on the floor opposite, averting my eyes from the view up your skirt. I don't want to be sat behind you talking to the back and side of your fucking head.
My house ain't much better but at least I turn my chair into the room when you visit for fuck sake.
>> No. 35249 Anonymous
19th June 2024
Wednesday 10:25 pm
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>>35248

>Poor living room layouts

Agreed. A friend lives in a flat with an unusually narrow rectangular livingroom. There's less than six feet of space between the edge of the sofa and the opposite wall on which his almost comically large TV is mounted. It's like a front row seat at the cinema. And you couldn't just rearrange it to put the TV on one of the other walls because one of them has the outside windows and the other has the door to the room.

It's a shit flat in many ways, and he hopes to move soon.
>> No. 35253 Anonymous
23rd June 2024
Sunday 11:02 pm
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I'm firing off a ton of job applications at the moment, and had one where I had to answer 40 questions. Each one had three statements, you had to say which is most like you, and which is least like you. But they were done in such a way that no matter what you put you look shit. Like it'd be:
>I form close bonds with my colleagues
>I can read people's emotions well
>I remain polite even if I am dealing with a difficult person
So depending on which one you put as least, you're either a weirdo loner, a literal autist, or an unprofessional hothead.

I did it and immediately got rejected. I don't know why they need to analyse my core just so I can fucking stack shelves in a supermarket.
>> No. 35254 Anonymous
23rd June 2024
Sunday 11:12 pm
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>>35253
I believe the modern phrase for such things is humiliation ritual.
>> No. 35255 Anonymous
23rd June 2024
Sunday 11:32 pm
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>>35248

The annoying thing about my flat is that every wall you'd want to put a shelf or a chair or TV stand or whatever, there's a fucking radiator in the way. So you are restricted to the other three walls, and all of them are naff compromises between glare from the window or an awkward lopsided layout or obstructing the "natural" walking lanes around the place.

I won the place so I suppose there's nothing stopping me ripping the cunts up and moving them but that's a lot more effort than I can be bothered with.
>> No. 35257 Anonymous
27th June 2024
Thursday 1:04 pm
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Franklin Templeton do some extremely cheap ETFs but they only have a limited offering in some weird choices like Taiwan and South Korea. It simultaneously shows how much you get ripped off elsewhere but also limits your ability to do anything about it.
>> No. 35258 Anonymous
27th June 2024
Thursday 4:24 pm
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I found out that a couple of years ago my old college was knocked down. Now, while there is a slight pang of nostalgia that yet another one of my former haunts has been turned into a new build estate, but I'm moreover annoyed because that means the massive new building constructed behind the original college was there for genuinely about 13 years. It had loads of media suites and a huge theatre and all kinds of great stuff and it was all right next to a train station. But then, presumably because the council are skint, it got sold off to developers and torn down. Such a massive waste and a rather sad reflection on how education is viewed as being tertiary to so much else.
>> No. 35259 Anonymous
1st July 2024
Monday 7:49 pm
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Fuck off, man.
>> No. 35260 Anonymous
1st July 2024
Monday 7:58 pm
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>>35259

Aye - nobody should be using these sad old models when GPT-4o and Claude 3.5 are available.
>> No. 35261 Anonymous
1st July 2024
Monday 8:27 pm
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1st July 2024
Monday 8:53 pm
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>> No. 35289 Anonymous
6th July 2024
Saturday 9:30 pm
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I hate AI voice over narration in youtube documentaries. I refuse to spend time watching them if whoever made them didn't give it the time to have an actual human talking into a microphone.

But the most aggravating thing is when I'm 10 or 15 minutes into a documentary thinking, oh good, no AI voice, but then it has a minor slip up that gives it all away.
>> No. 35290 Anonymous
6th July 2024
Saturday 10:55 pm
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>>35289
I vet all the YouTubers I watch before committing any serious time to them. Open up their channel in a private browser, mooch around, maybe check their social media, have a look at any playlists they've made for videos not their own, all that shit. Then maybe, just maybe, I'll actually watch a video, but we're still in a private window here. If two or three videos pass the smell test and they aren't boring as fuck, then I'm in.

Here's AI reading my post (can you even tell?): https://voca.ro/16kf48Fyww5T
>> No. 35291 Anonymous
7th July 2024
Sunday 10:23 am
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>>35290

That seems like a lot of work just to watch a video.
>> No. 35292 Anonymous
7th July 2024
Sunday 6:50 pm
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Why do I need to download 70GB of updates whenever I buy a game? Why can't developers just release a finished product? I find it hard to believe that there's 70GB worth of game-breaking bugs in the newer CoD Modern warfare game.
>> No. 35293 Anonymous
7th July 2024
Sunday 10:06 pm
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>>35292
Is it definitely downloads or is it reinitialising, or whatever they call it, the same files? Because I've had that with Total Warhammer III where a much smaller download leads to the game basically reinstalling. Anyway, I'm the wrong person to be talking about this, I bought Alan Wake (Uno) in the Steam sale and that's a new game in my books.
>> No. 35294 Anonymous
7th July 2024
Sunday 11:11 pm
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>>35292

AAA publishers intentionally set impossible deadlines to "motivate" development staff to do 80 hour weeks to get the game finished. Back in the day, they had a hard deadline when the discs went to the pressing plant. When always-online consoles allowed for mandatory launch-day patches, that deadline became a lot softer. Rather than use the extra two months or so between the pressing plant deadline and launch day to actually fix bugs and improve the game, the publishers just knocked three months off the development timeline. Knowing that the game on the disc is literally unplayable is strong motivation to work your arse off to fix the thing before release day, at least for people naive enough to go into the games industry.

Games that are buggy or missing key features on launch day are the result of a deliberate strategy to abuse employees. If those staff get burned out, you just shut down the studio and start a new one, in the knowledge that there's an endless stream of fresh-faced graduates desperate to get into the industry.
>> No. 35295 Anonymous
7th July 2024
Sunday 11:16 pm
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>>35294
These days, "the game on disc" is little more than installation instructions because for any platform still using DVDs the disc is nowhere near big enough to contain the game.
>> No. 35296 Anonymous
7th July 2024
Sunday 11:48 pm
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>>35295

The Xbox Series X and PS5 both have UHD Blu-ray drives, which are capable of storing up to 100GB. You are right that often they don't actually bother putting the game on the disc.
>> No. 35297 Anonymous
8th July 2024
Monday 12:07 am
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I haven't played a new game for a very long time (I often go back to the first two Age of Empireses even now, but the game I've played that came out most recently was Bioshock 2), and this had never occurred to me. Fucking hell. This seems like yet another grim horror of modern gaming. Are the games just much too big because developers don't bother to shrink them down, or is it the ever-advancing onslaught of technology giving us games that are just too good for one DVD? I assume it's the most horrific third option, that they're laughing at anyone who still wants physical media, because Baldur's Gate (the first one, the one I've played) came on five CD-ROMs and I don't remember anyone complaining.
>> No. 35298 Anonymous
9th July 2024
Tuesday 5:01 pm
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I think devs/publishers don't see the point in filling up a disc, or even using a second installation disc (which I think Red Dead Redemption 2 does), when 99% of players are connected to the internet and can just download a patch to cover what's not on the disc. As games get more graphically complex, they will require more storage, so the 50GB on a standard Blu-Ray doesn't cut it.

Also as many games are expected to exist as live services or evolving products, there's little point getting everything on one disc when the file size will double over the following 2 years with updates. With Call of Duty Modern Warfare II (2022) onwards, the CoD games are in the same Hub app, and you can choose which campaigns and features to download. But at the minimum, if you just want to play the free Warzone, it's over 100GB. If you want to play the campaigns and traditional multiplayer, it's around 200GB. When Black Ops 6 drops in October, the system requirements are saying it needs 310GB. 310GB is at least 4 PS5 Blu-Rays I believe, I don't think any publisher wants to manufacturing quadruple the amount of Blu-Rays just to be consumer friendly.
>> No. 35328 Anonymous
18th July 2024
Thursday 10:22 pm
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Felix have reduced their cat food pouches from 100g to 85g and now my cats are always hungry, even when I give them an extra pouch to share.
>> No. 35329 Anonymous
18th July 2024
Thursday 10:43 pm
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I did a small load of washing by hand today, now all I can smell is musty water. What the fuck, I mopped up most of the spillage with newspaper. I don't know where it's coming from.
>> No. 35330 Anonymous
18th July 2024
Thursday 11:04 pm
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>>35329

Should have let a woman do it.
>> No. 35331 Anonymous
18th July 2024
Thursday 11:46 pm
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>>35330
Wrong. A woman should have prevented him from even attempting it.
>> No. 35337 Anonymous
20th July 2024
Saturday 8:35 am
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RGB lighting on computer components and peripherals. It seems like SteelSeries, Razer, Corsair, HyperX have RGB on all their mice and keyboards, each brand requiring its own software to manage it. I'm pricing up my first PC build and sometimes it's cheaper to get a version of a case or a cooler with RGB than lightless, but again I don't want to be fucking about with Mystic Light or Aura Creator to get all the lights synced up. I could just leave the lights as is and not care about coordination, but that'll annoy me. With some cases the non-RGB version only comes with an exhaust fan, the upgraded version with fans only comes in ARGB. Really do not understand why motherboards and RAM have RGB nowadays either.

You could say it's optional, or I could turn it off, but the aforementioned Aura Creator is a mare to switch my motherboard light off. I can turn it off, but when the PC is shut down the light returns, and when I restart the PC again the light is also back.

Are there really that many people out there willing to pay sometimes a lot more just so they can see a nice glow through the side panel? They also use RGB to trick people into thinking their products are good, when I was last in GAME most of the keyboards/mice/headsets were shit tier no name brands, but they were charging as much as a big brand because clueless parents will see the cool branding and flashing lights on the box and think it's a 1337 pro grade mouse.
>> No. 35338 Anonymous
20th July 2024
Saturday 9:49 am
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My PC has very little RGB. Even so using Gigabyte's RGB software, to see if something besides the default orange glow looked nice, is the only thing besides messing up an overclock and spilling water directly onto it that has caused this PC to do one of those crashes that makes you exclaim "oh, shit". It's probably worth noting that both RGB components are Gigabyte as well. Anyway I kept it orange after that.
>> No. 35344 Anonymous
20th July 2024
Saturday 11:59 am
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>>35337

Best thing you can do is just settle for RGB that's all controlled by the same software, if possible, to minimise the extra faff. I realise that plays into their hands and it's exactly what they want, trapping you in their "ecosystem", but if you like a p[articular brand anyway there's not much harm in it.

When I was buying my case I got the RGB version because it came with 3 fans rather than 2 AND it was cheaper. So now I have RGB everything, even my graphics card has RGB and a little LCD display on it, which comes in handy because it tells me how much rendering .gs is taxing my machine without even pressing they two key shortcut to bring up the monitoring overlay.
>> No. 35346 Anonymous
20th July 2024
Saturday 12:40 pm
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I didn't really read all of your post but aye RGB lights on everything sucks. They came on the fans of my custom built PC, can't figure out how to turn them off without disconnecting the entire fan unit. So embarrassing. Thankfully I can change the colour with a few hardware button presses, so alteast my overlooked room isn't lit up with a bunch of lgbt colours.
>> No. 35364 Anonymous
20th July 2024
Saturday 5:25 pm
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I don't get bad hay fever but honestly Mugwort can fuck right off. My nostrils are on fire with the recent bloom we've had.

It's also too hot but also cloudy and humid so you can never stay cool for too long.
>> No. 35375 Anonymous
20th July 2024
Saturday 10:36 pm
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All I'll say on the matter of LEDs is that fuck whoever it was that decided bright blue LEDs were cool and had to go on everything. That was the hardware equivalent of the piss filter.
>> No. 35378 Anonymous
21st July 2024
Sunday 9:18 am
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Turned it off at the BIOS. Took about 90 seconds. It's been boiling my piss for six years, and I've been too scared to use BIOS because I thought it would look like Matrix hacking. Only learned in the last month that UEFI is a thing. 90 seconds. Also cleaned my dust filter, as again, I only learned recently that those existed. So the big rant and piss off is my own incompetence.
>> No. 35382 Anonymous
22nd July 2024
Monday 5:48 am
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The BBC keep using this image in articles about skills and it drives me fucking mental.
>> No. 35383 Anonymous
22nd July 2024
Monday 7:02 pm
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The butts in the video for Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back" are tiny.
>> No. 35384 Anonymous
23rd July 2024
Tuesday 1:13 am
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I needed to email Manchester City Council about 18 months ago. Now, my account has expired and I need to re-register. I think it's actually just been outsourced to a new company, and that's why my password no longer works. I registered a new account, but I need to verify my email address by doing something with an email. The email has not arrived. Yes, I have typed it correctly. Why is everything such utter shit?
>> No. 35385 Anonymous
23rd July 2024
Tuesday 9:46 am
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>>35383

It was a different time. Average BMI, cosmetic surgery, resistance training, Photoshop, and other arse-building technologies have come a very long way.
>> No. 35386 Anonymous
23rd July 2024
Tuesday 9:59 pm
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Wrigley wasn't kidding about that "mild laxative effect", was he?
>> No. 35387 Anonymous
23rd July 2024
Tuesday 11:07 pm
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In my experience, it's just really noxious farting. I've never had any shitting problems from xylitol or whichever ingredient it is that causes the "laxative effects".
>> No. 35388 Anonymous
24th July 2024
Wednesday 11:52 am
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The shitting itself wasn't an issue. It's rapid onset was the cause for alarm and that it happened twice.
>> No. 35406 Anonymous
31st July 2024
Wednesday 11:23 am
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Trimmed my pubes down much more than normal last night. It definitely looks bigger, but ultimately I have to concede that it's a bit like putting a body kit on a Fiat Punto.
>> No. 35407 Anonymous
31st July 2024
Wednesday 9:54 pm
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What the flying fuck? I just went to watch this years Glastonbury stuff on the iPlayer and it's already gone, just some hour long highlight packages. I know I'm kind of late, but what a pisstake.
>> No. 35408 Anonymous
1st August 2024
Thursday 2:10 pm
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You've joined forces to remind me that I didn't shit the entire time 5 days I was at Glastonbury. Whenever I felt the urge, there was always something more important to do...
>> No. 35409 Anonymous
1st August 2024
Thursday 10:14 pm
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Be careful, I think that happening to me for the five days I was in hospital maybe permenantly lessened my stomach strength.

Also I was both of those posts.
>> No. 35423 Anonymous
4th August 2024
Sunday 2:05 am
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I ordered takeaway on an app, payment was taken from my card, the order was cancelled and refunded to app credit. I placed a different order, and it again took payment from my card rather than using the app credit.

Which leads to another annoyance. Apparently I can get this refunded, but it'll take 3-5 working days, which is funny because it took them 3-5 seconds to take the payments in the first place even at 1am. I've noticed this seems to be something of a pattern. I did wonder if this was because someone has to approve it, but whenever I've had to get a refund from one of these apps it's been approved typically no later than the next day and still takes forever to show up. Is there actually a reason why it takes this long, or is it just a wheeze where they sit on it for cashflow/interest/accounting reasons?
>> No. 35424 Anonymous
4th August 2024
Sunday 9:00 am
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I think it varies by bank and processing times. Once the refund is issued from the vendor side, the time it takes to come into your bank account depends on day of the week and which bank you're with.

So I had a refund the other day, the refund was issued on day one, I got some money in the bank from one element day two, and the rest day three. Though I know my bank is one of the ones with faster processing times. I think they say 3-5 to factor in non-working days or slower banks.
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4th August 2024
Sunday 4:54 pm
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Everything went fine at work today and then I forgot to clock out, like a total dick.
>> No. 35426 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 11:14 am
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I'm starting to think the people who say 'crabs in a bucket mindset' are also crabs in a bucket.
>> No. 35427 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 11:22 am
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There are certain phrases which I know if I use them they will annoy people here, which is why I use them.
>> No. 35428 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 11:51 am
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I think anyone that uses the term 'mindset' is the problem.

What am I supposed to call it then when people discourage my positive choices based on their own neurosis? Tall poppy syndrome mindset?
>> No. 35429 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 12:32 pm
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The thing about the crustacean container mentality is that it implicitly supports the idea of this bootstrap pulling, meritocratic cult of social mobility. Which, frankly, is a lie. Even if social mobility was as real as we want to believe, it stands to reason that we can't all dig ourselves out and ascend to respectable professional office wanker status. The fundamental fact of the matter always remains, and it's the one thing rightoids (and liberals who think they're not rightoids, but they are) will never actually grapple with:

Somebody will always have to do the shit jobs.

The shit jobs will always still need doing. Somebody has to do them. And if you don't think white people should have to do the shit jobs, but we can ship in loads of foreigners to do it, you're just kind of a racist too. But ultimately all the cult of meritocracy believes is that the people doing the shit jobs deserve their shit life, and that's basically it. Fuck 'em, they're untermensch who should shut up and know their place, while I enjoy my luxury gadgets and nice holidays.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1lYI-WNJf4

I was watching this the other day and it's part of a trend of a lot of poverty porn stuff on YouTube. What stood out to me is how in the comments, everyone focusses on the benefit scum mum who's earning more in benefits than many people get paid for working. And they focus on her, not the fact their own wages are insulting. That's the subtle propaganda of misdirection that's always going on, that's the message the the Crab Bucket Mentality wants you to absorb and internalise.

The idea that they deserve it.
>> No. 35430 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 2:34 pm
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>>35429

Your philosophy invites the logic that you are not responsible for yourself and that all self-improvement is fundamentally pointless.

It is a nihilistic apathy that assumes you are incapable of power or control and that all you should do is complain. It is a mental poison.

I'm not going to pretend that opportunities are plentiful and these things aren't about seizing on a lucky break. But if you actually believe what you are saying, then you have created a self-fulfilling prophecy and of course you have a shitty fucking life.

If you had gotten As at GCSEs and at A levels the NHS would beat a path to your door to get you to become a doctor. If you leave uni with a 1st companies would be sniffing around campus trying to recruit you. There is meritocracy, you just don't want to face your position in it, because that would require ownership of your failures.
>> No. 35431 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 2:46 pm
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>>35430
Not him, but I find it very interesting that the post you reply to is speaking of society, while the langauge of your post personalises it and attempts to belittle otherlad.

You also completely misunderstand what he says and you come across as exactly the kind of neo-liberal, "centrist", oaf he talks about who thinks constant struggle and strife is an acceptable punishment for not getting a 1st at uni, or any other personal fuck up for that matter.
>> No. 35432 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 3:20 pm
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>>35431

His position is self-poisoning. You think I am trying to belittle him but how could I? he has already belittle himself and everyone else more than I ever could. My position is inherently more optimistic. That if you stop wallowing actually you could actually live a better life, but you have to take ownership of it to do that.

Do you think it helps your depressed friends by agreeing with them they are right things can't get better, and no one will ever love them?

>You also completely misunderstand what he says and you come across as exactly the kind of neo-liberal, "centrist", oaf he talks about who thinks constant struggle and strife is an acceptable punishment for not getting a 1st at uni, or any other personal fuck up for that matter.

Not at all. My point is that that getting a first and becoming a doctor is self-evidently meritocracy right there. It exists, you cannot deny that exists, so let us not pretend that it does not exist. Anything more subtle might be lost in the instance that meritocracy and social mobility is a lie.

I think that posters punishment is self-imposed because of their own world view. I don't think anyone else is being punished because I don't view the world in that way, the way that evidently the 2 of you do.
>> No. 35433 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 3:20 pm
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>>35430

>Your philosophy invites the logic that you are not responsible for yourself and that all self-improvement is fundamentally pointless.

Sure it does, just the same way right wing philosophy ultimately leads to an Ayn Rand wet dream environment of individualist social Darwinism where the techno-feudal cyber barbarian warlords will be justified to nerve-staple and enslave you because might makes right, and they worked hard to get where they are.

Right? Obviously not, but if you're going to play silly buggers so am I.

I work for the NHS as it happens and I can tell you they don't give that much of a shit about my A levels at all, and my career path was very deliberately and specifically cut short by government policy decisions made in the Osborne era. But I do alright for myself, my views on this matter are not informed by my personal success or lack thereof.
>> No. 35434 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 4:21 pm
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>>35432
Firstly, I did well at school and got a fancy degree, but I also completely lack the real-world skills to negotiate a good job for myself, so I have always been a fair way behind where I feel I should be. Your promises about people coming round to your house begging you to work for them is just not how it works.

Secondly, you might think you are giving inspirational advice but you really aren’t. If that poster is anything like me, he’s happy to learn but nobody wants to teach him. You’re telling him to accept that he could do better if he was just less of a failure, but you aren’t offering any steps that will get him closer to where he wants to be. Should he go to those corporate networking events? Should he try the Open University? How much failure does he need to endure (because you do need to start from the bottom, after all) before it’s time to look elsewhere? I would venture that you could be as harsh as you want if your words translated into measurable success. But I don’t think they’re going to.
>> No. 35435 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 4:27 pm
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>>35433

I'm not playing silly buggers. You've just told me you don't believe there is any point in trying when you told me your opinion that meritocracy and social mobility were lies. What am I supposed to conclude when you retort with this? That you didn't believe what you are saying before and were just having a piss and a moan, and you do actually believe in meritocracy?

>I work for the NHS as it happens and I can tell you they don't give that much of a shit about my A levels at all, and my career path was very deliberately and specifically cut short by government policy decisions made in the Osborne era. But I do alright for myself, my views on this matter are not informed by my personal success or lack thereof.


If all I did was become a teacher I would conclude the whole world just worked like a giant school because that is all I have ever known.

I don't think you can make claims about how the greater world opperates based upon "informed by my personal success or lack thereof" despite having just been a member of the closed managed economy of the NHS and complain about a decision from 10-15 years ago. You evidently made a bed and never moved out of it, most people have moved sideways into multiple other industries in that time.
>> No. 35437 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 4:41 pm
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>>35430

>If you had gotten As at GCSEs and at A levels the NHS would beat a path to your door to get you to become a doctor.

This simply isn't true. The number of medical school places is capped, because there are already more graduates than training posts. We have a significant number of people who have already graduated but cannot get a training place in the NHS. The same applies for pharmacists - people are leaving university, only to find that there's no training placement available for them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-68849847

https://www.pharmacymagazine.co.uk/profession-news/dpp-shortage-pharmacies-may-need-to-withdraw-from-oriel-npa-warns

>>35431

>You also completely misunderstand what he says and you come across as exactly the kind of neo-liberal, "centrist", oaf he talks about who thinks constant struggle and strife is an acceptable punishment for not getting a 1st at uni, or any other personal fuck up for that matter.

100% agree. We forget too often that the term "meritocracy" was coined as a satirical critique. It is utterly inhumane to argue that people deserve a good life or misery based solely on how useful they are to the economy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rise_of_the_Meritocracy
>> No. 35438 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 4:43 pm
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>>35434
>Your promises about people coming round to your house begging you to work for them is just not how it works.

I mean I've seen it happen to people. I also used to get random speculative calls for my skill set from recruiters when they became vogue. So that's just not true. If you are a tradesman and you take an advert out that is precisely how it works.

>If that poster is anything like me, he’s happy to learn but nobody wants to teach him

Why would you expect that? Being an adult is about having the volition to seek these things out.

I've met some real fuckwits but because they had total confidence in their goal and vision they succeeded. You seem to expect people to tell you what to do.
>> No. 35439 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 6:05 pm
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>>35429
Are you whinging about crab-bucket mentality or just the concept of meritocracy, because you sound like a rather boorish academic at the moment who has to make everything circle back to his pet theory. Crab-Bucket mentality does exist, it's fundamentally about jealously and a hostility in a group to someone changing - which we can't pretend doesn't exist, because some people are just fucking cunts aren't they.

Also I feel like in these debates you two periodically have it's always ignoring simple learned helplessness. Treating it as an economic issue is futile because there's just a lot of people in the world who are miserable regardless of how much shit they own and they stay that way for a multitude of sad reasons. There's the shitty council estate where all your mates take the piss if you pick up a book and there's material realities that make the owner's son your manager but you're also able to tell everyone to get fucked. Equally you can be a successful hedge-fund manager who is tormented by a world that doesn't let you live in a bedsit smoking weed all day or whatever it is rich and successful people might want to do.

>But who will grease the wheels on the trolley?

We'll work it out.
>> No. 35440 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 6:28 pm
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>>35429

>The fundamental fact of the matter always remains, and it's the one thing rightoids (and liberals who think they're not rightoids, but they are) will never actually grapple with:

>Somebody will always have to do the shit jobs.

I'm going to keep watching the thread without participating and see how long it takes for somebody to actually try and tackle that part, because the longer it goes without touching it, the more the point is proven.
>> No. 35441 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 6:36 pm
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>>35440

What makes a job shit? The pay? Skills needed? How important to society's function it is? These are keyworkers you're talking about. That they're seen as "shit" is a cultural issue, not an inherent aspect of them.
>> No. 35442 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 7:19 pm
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>>35441

Cleaning public toilets is a shit job, and yet, where would we be without somebody doing it.

I guess the definition of a shit job varies from person to person. But in general, it's probably any low-level job that's in some ways monotonous and/or strenuous and exhausting to a point where you don't feel like you're paid or appreciated enough, and where you've got few growth opportunities.

My most shit job was during uni, doing low-level clerical work at an insurance company's regional headquarters. Which was really fancy talk for spending near enough the entire day in and out of a huge file room, retrieving files and folders that the full-time employees couldn't be arsed to go and look for themselves, and general file maintenance. Even as far as student office jobs went, that one was pretty bleak, because you were given fuck all else to do that would have been a bit more challenging. Any mong without their GCSEs could have done what I was paid not even six quid an hour to do. And you were given to understand that that job had no prospect of advancement for you after uni or at any other time. It was meant to be a static, dead-end student job by design. So I quit after about eight weeks.
>> No. 35443 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 7:29 pm
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>>35442
Worst job I had was working in a call centre. Came very close to topping myself a few times. Doing a cleaning shift in a previous job where I was an all rounder was preferable to being at the call centre. But there were people there who loved it. Who made it a huge part of their identity. There were people just there to do the job, go home, and get paid every month. But some would spend their own money on decorations for the office, work extra hours unpaid simply because they wanted to, base their lives around being in that godforsaken place. A shit job for me might be a great job for someone else.
>> No. 35444 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 10:09 pm
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>>35443

I applied for a "call centre job" once that was advertised as being "for students and anyone wishing to add to their family income".

What it really turned out to be, was a telemarketer job where the company had acquired people's phone numbers by somewhat dodgy means and you were cold calling them and trying to sell them useless tat that you would normally see on home shopping channels. After not even a ten-minute interview, the interviewer asked me to sit with one of the telemarketers for a bit and listen in on some of their calls. Which was absolutely bleak. More than half of the time, people were absolutely livid that that person was cold calling them, and insults and threats of reporting them to authorities were flying. Only about one in ten people were genuinely interested, another coworker told me, but I wasn't there long enough to witness it.

I then told the interviewer that it was absolutely the wrong kind of job for me, and left.
>> No. 35445 Anonymous
5th August 2024
Monday 11:07 pm
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>>35444

I've worked in no less than three... No, four call centres, because in my early 20s those were the only jobs I could even seem to get responses to.

Three of them were customer service based, and those were mostly alright- The job itself is fine if you are good at mediating conflict, and if you actually help the person, when it is in your power to do so. The soul-draining part about those jobs just the environment itself, I hate nothing more than an open plan fucking hotdesk office full of phone terminals; and balancing that responsibility and human morality with what your manager wants you to do, which is get the customer off the phone as quickly as possible because his spreadsheet needs to be green.

One of them was a sales based role, but it was advertised and interviewed like customer service. It was just a bait and switch by utterly unscrupulous bastards. Capita, actually. The company that handles a large amount of government contracting. I saw first hand how they are just such dodgy fucking scummy motherfuckers. That was the job I just got up and walked out of at lunchtime one day. Everything about it was so dishonest.

I worked in retail and even a few door to door jobs, inbetween stints on the dole, too, although I turned it around in my mid 20s and did an apprenticeship followed by a part time uni course. But I feel like those years gave me a lot of perspective most people lack. Most people really don't realise how easy they have had it.
>> No. 35446 Anonymous
6th August 2024
Tuesday 12:19 am
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Royal Mail have delivered my parcel. This is quite a surprise as I can see it was photographed delivery with my address clearly on the package but not my bloody door in the picture.

I don't know how they've managed that, it's a very-high number and the postwoman has certainly proven herself capable of ringing my buzzer in the past. I even had two other items fail to be delivered today because nobody was in, which might be for the fucking best all things considered.
>> No. 35447 Anonymous
7th August 2024
Wednesday 12:51 pm
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Ordered some cat litter and food over the weekend, was meant to be delivered yesterday around midday. At 12:40 we got a message saying they can't deliver that day anymore and will investigate and deliver today. I went on Evri live chatbot who said it'll come today. I rang Evri customer services and spoke to phonebot who said they're investigating why it can't be delivered and to contact the retailer for a refund or replacement. I couldn't find an Evri human to talk to to elaborate on what happened.

My cat's litter tray stinks and she just did a big shit so it's getting worse.
>> No. 35448 Anonymous
7th August 2024
Wednesday 6:36 pm
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My house when newspapers stop pretending this week's TikTok trend should be covered like it was a society wide shift on par with the invention of crop farming.
>> No. 35449 Anonymous
9th August 2024
Friday 8:48 am
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Never should have watched that video about trans women and experimental music. Fucked the whole of my recommendations.
>> No. 35450 Anonymous
9th August 2024
Friday 10:03 am
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>>35449
There are worse things than being recommended videos about experimental videos.
>> No. 35451 Anonymous
9th August 2024
Friday 10:35 am
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>>35450
I'm being recommended videos about "Transgender Brainworms" and "The chronic masturbator to Trans Pipeline".

Never should have listened to that Paul McCartney II, that's why I'm here now.
>> No. 35452 Anonymous
9th August 2024
Friday 10:53 am
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>>35451

>chronic masturbator to Trans Pipeline

So... being an chronic masturbator means you'll progress to being trans?

Surely there are easier ways to get laid.
>> No. 35453 Anonymous
9th August 2024
Friday 10:54 am
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>>35451
Think I saw Transgender Brainworms in a pub in Leicester in around 2017.
>> No. 35454 Anonymous
9th August 2024
Friday 10:58 am
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>>35452
I have no idea because I'm never going to watch the hour long video, but you're welcome to find out and report back.
>> No. 35455 Anonymous
9th August 2024
Friday 1:23 pm
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>>35451

>"The chronic masturbator to Trans Pipeline"

Don't threaten me with a good time.
>> No. 35456 Anonymous
10th August 2024
Saturday 5:00 am
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Met a lady, became friends, did it with a condom a couple of times. Tonight, we agreed it was fine because we've both been tested, and I'm literally saying "I'm going to 'kerploof' inside you" and she says "Kerploof inside me", and I start kerploofing - and the moment I do, she pushes me off and says "Don't kerploof in me, did you just kerploof in me?"

Now I have to get her plan B. And also deal with being told it's my fault. I even got told off for saying 'joint fault'. I wonder what would happen if I told her my real opinion that I'm utterly faultless and she's been a dick for putting me in a position where I feel guilty for doing what I was told.

Back to lubing up bananskin.
>> No. 35457 Anonymous
10th August 2024
Saturday 12:11 pm
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Over a week later I've finally confronted my fear for people coming to my house by attempting to order a new fridge delivery, only to find the online payment system requires texted-code confirmation just-in-case Curries.co.uk is a scam. The bank seems to have given out my old phone number, there's no option to change numbers and you cannot progress without supplying the code.

Why has everything got to be so convoluted these days? Why am I caught in this anti-scam net like some pensioner when I never give out my contact details in the first place? I recognise 'that's how they get you' but I'm a child of the internet, I can recognise dodgey sites most of the time and where not I'm autistic about sharing personal data anyway - to the detriment of general modern day accessability by the look of it.

I fucking hate this shit, hate you and hate myself. Just let my buy a fucking fridge so I can leave it running with barely a bottle of milk in it you faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
>> No. 35458 Anonymous
10th August 2024
Saturday 9:07 pm
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>>35456
Why would you 'kerploof' inside a woman without knowing she's on the pill? We all know how good and right it feels but come on.
>> No. 35459 Anonymous
10th August 2024
Saturday 9:39 pm
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>>35457
I remember a few years ago being able to spend £50 with a shady online file host based in Azerbaijan but needing verification to spend £4 in my local bus company's app. At that point, what's this thing even for?
>> No. 35460 Anonymous
10th August 2024
Saturday 9:40 pm
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>>35456

The phrase is overused but a face heel turn on an agreement like that, especially about such a serious matter like spaffing up her and the implications thereof, is an absolute red flag.
>> No. 35461 Anonymous
11th August 2024
Sunday 12:15 am
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Why the fuck are batteries so bloody expensive now. You used to get those big 24 packs for a fiver or less, now it's nearing a tenner just for a normal pack of four AAs. What's going on?

I've been meaning to buy some for ages, but it's got to the point all my remotes and wireless guffins are dead and I can't put it off any longer. Only to find it's going to put an actually not insignificant dent in my monthly budget to replace them all.
>> No. 35462 Anonymous
11th August 2024
Sunday 4:12 am
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>>35461

You can still buy cheap bulk packs from Amazon or eBay.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Batteries-Pack-GP-Superb-operating-Chrome-Black-Red/dp/B000UZ5Y8S/
>> No. 35463 Anonymous
12th August 2024
Monday 12:12 pm
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I moved some investments between ETFs in a Lifetime ISA today but the numbers weren't perfectly divisible so I've ended up with more cash than I need to cover fees for the rest of the year but less than what it would be worthwhile to invest. So I've got about £80 just sitting around inflating away until April. This is incredibly annoying and I'll be looking at until April.

Sold a basic non-UK Europe tracker - bought a basic tracker for Italy as I think they'll keep having some good years going forwards.
>> No. 35464 Anonymous
12th August 2024
Monday 1:51 pm
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>>35461

Just buy a pile of NiMH rechargeable batteries and never worry about it again. I have some that are over a decade old with useful capacity left in them.
>> No. 35465 Anonymous
13th August 2024
Tuesday 4:04 pm
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It's the very day my final phone contract payment is due, and what do you know, I've woken up to find a big green line down one side of the screen.

You can't tell me that's a coincidence because it's not a coincidence is it.
>> No. 35466 Anonymous
13th August 2024
Tuesday 9:48 pm
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I always keep my phone in the bottom right pocket of my cargo shorts in summer, of which I own several pairs. Every other time I get in my car, my phone falls out of that pocket because I forgot to button it or the velcro strip on the pocket flap is worn out. Most of the time, the phone then just falls in the gap between the seat and the B pillar, which is awkward enough, but it has happened that it fell on the ground next to my car. I'm worried that I'll lose my phone at some point because I don't notice it falling out.
>> No. 35468 Anonymous
14th August 2024
Wednesday 6:32 pm
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Have either of you two ever been to a smart repair shop where they actually said they could help you? I've gone to several of them over the years with relatively minor dents and scrapes in my cars, and they always said sorry, can't help you, that'll need a full paint. Is that a sales strategy where they bait you with the possibility of smart repair but then they always try to talk you into a regular paint job?
>> No. 35473 Anonymous
15th August 2024
Thursday 6:53 pm
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Yknow what as much as we knock Microsoft for changing things pointlessly from one version to the next, they have at least remained relatively consistent over the years. Windows still works more or less the same way it has all the way back since '95 or so, and really all that changes is where they hid the menu option you wanted, and it doesn't take long to find again.

It's nothing on the pointless fucking infuriating constant changes Android goes through seemingly purely for the sake of changing it. Drives me up the wall when I get a new phone every two or three years (which I would rather avoid in the first place, but there's always some fucking reason you have to, because these things are disposable lumps of fucking e-waste the moment you get them out of the box nowadays) and find out it's all totally different again for absolutely no reason. The bit that pisses me off is that they seldom actually change any functionality, they just piss about removing helpful options from the UI and doing the exact opposite of making anything more intuitive. It just never follows any logical pattern or rationale, they just shift things to a different menu behind a different heading because they feel like it, and no matter how long you've been using it you'll never be on top of it because every time you are used to something it changes again.

I am not just an old man yelling at clouds here, I have been a scrawny tech gadgety nerd all my life, I am even enough of a dickhead "techbro" to mostly defend the AI stuff, but I fucking loathe modern smartphones. They're shit and they are the very case study of capitalism's failures.
>> No. 35474 Anonymous
15th August 2024
Thursday 7:54 pm
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>>35473

I think it is because their main competition is apple and people will praise any change apple makes like the sun shines out of their arse even when it is one that already exists or on an objective level is less consumer friendly, android are second guessing themselves as to what it is they need to do to reach these people. When the truth is it is just a bit of a weird cult based on status symbols and they can't.
>> No. 35475 Anonymous
15th August 2024
Thursday 8:02 pm
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Light entertainment has started becoming unwatchable since they started letting the special needs comedians out of their box. I don't understand who benefits from this. Is this a emperor's new clothes scenario where everyone thinks they are awful but everyone is too polite to say, or am I some kind of humourless bigoted arsehole.

Surely the ratings plunge every time they put Rosie Jones on the telly. To be fair I find her inspiring I figure if this shit can get on telly maybe I could too.
>> No. 35476 Anonymous
15th August 2024
Thursday 9:08 pm
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>>35475
Lee Evans has been around since the '90s mate.
>> No. 35477 Anonymous
15th August 2024
Thursday 9:14 pm
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>>35476

You seem to have misunderstood my grievance. Lee Evans might have been a retard, but he was a funny retard.
>> No. 35478 Anonymous
15th August 2024
Thursday 9:15 pm
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>>35477

Light entertainment has started becoming unwatchable since they started letting the special needs watch it.
>> No. 35479 Anonymous
15th August 2024
Thursday 9:51 pm
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>>35475

>Is this a emperor's new clothes scenario where everyone thinks they are awful but everyone is too polite to say

Yeah, definitely that, but we're just too far along now to go back aren't we. We can't just start sacking all the spackers. Wouldn't be very PC would it.

But nah, honestly I think it's just the early 21st century zeitgeist reaching its logical conclusion and we are going to see the pendulum swing back. The Western world is on a (limp, lukewarm at best) leftward trajectory. Labour in in Britain, Black Boss Lady getting in in America, we will see the shrill wokie voices fade into irrelevance as they find themselves starved of easy attention once they are no longer really the counter-culture.

Remember the late 90s and early 00s before all of this? That's what the 2030s are going to be like. It'll all be okay. We'll be alright.
>> No. 35480 Anonymous
15th August 2024
Thursday 10:24 pm
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>>35475

If you can't bear to listen to a disabled person, you can at least enjoy her big juicy milkers.
>> No. 35481 Anonymous
15th August 2024
Thursday 10:53 pm
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>>35475
Name the last good UK comedian to come out. Exactly, it's a dead scene.

>>35479
I hope the next cycle is physical comedy

>> No. 35482 Anonymous
15th August 2024
Thursday 10:58 pm
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>>35480

fuck off back to your guilty would, fat, and apparently the free thread too. BBCcontrollerlad
>> No. 35483 Anonymous
16th August 2024
Friday 12:19 am
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I sat down at my computer at 9 to drink a cup of tea and do duolingo before I went to the gym. It's now gone midnight because I decided to piss about on the internet. How do I stop this happening in future?
>> No. 35484 Anonymous
16th August 2024
Friday 12:14 pm
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>>35482

Rosie Jones isn't fat, she's just got big honkers.
>> No. 35485 Anonymous
16th August 2024
Friday 4:39 pm
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>>35484

Lad the way fat fetishists always justify their fetish is by talking about how big the boobies are like nothing else mattered. Your own defense shall stand as evidence against you.
>> No. 35486 Anonymous
16th August 2024
Friday 6:49 pm
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>>35485

She is slightly chubby at most, but she's got a huge rack. It's not the 1990s any more, you can't just call everyone fat if they aren't dangerously underweight.


>> No. 35487 Anonymous
16th August 2024
Friday 7:59 pm
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>>35486

You can call them fat if they're fat though. I won't stand for this modern trend of fat acceptance lardos and the chubby chasers who're after them moving the goalposts.

Anyway you're right, Rosie isn't fat but that's the least of her worries really isn't it, I just wanted to make that clear.

Does she have a boyfriend, anyway? What's the stanceon that these days, would dating a spacker make you a progressive who's willing to accept and look past disabilities or is it like statutory rape and you're a sicko nonce who's taking advantage?
>> No. 35488 Anonymous
16th August 2024
Friday 8:02 pm
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>>35487

>Does she have a boyfriend, anyway?

She's a lesbian.
>> No. 35489 Anonymous
16th August 2024
Friday 8:11 pm
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>>35488
Does she have a girlfriend, anyway?
>> No. 35490 Anonymous
16th August 2024
Friday 8:20 pm
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>>35487
>would dating a spacker make you a progressive who's willing to accept and look past disabilities or is it like statutory rape and you're a sicko nonce who's taking advantage?
Cerebral palsy does not cause mental retardation. Mentally, she is perfectly sharp; she just has a nerve problem that makes her sound like she's going "hurrr durrr" when she talks. I believe I have posted this screenshot of her Twitter feed in the past the last time we talked about this.

It is, however, almost certainly going to get you marked as a fetishist.
>> No. 35491 Anonymous
21st August 2024
Wednesday 9:09 am
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>> No. 35492 Anonymous
21st August 2024
Wednesday 3:31 pm
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Zombies or anything zombie-esque should be banned from being video game enemies for the next ten years, at least. I'm so fucking bored of undead who go "blegh" and run straight towards you. Even if you need an enemy who does that, can't you think of something more interesting? Even a reanimated skeleton would be more interesting because you can have them fall apart into individual bones, Ray Harryhausen style, once they're re-killed.

I'll give Novo-Doom a pass because the zombies in that game serve a purpose as item dispensaries and barely even count as enemies while you're fighting the proper demons.
>> No. 35493 Anonymous
21st August 2024
Wednesday 3:46 pm
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>>35492

It all went downhill when it flipped from classic Romero shambling zombies to modern tiktok broccoli haired fast zombies.
>> No. 35494 Anonymous
21st August 2024
Wednesday 4:51 pm
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>>35492

Zombies in video games exist for a very simple and obvious reason. They are the least labour intensive thing to design and program on every level that is still considered socially acceptable (having giant grey cubes would be too obviously lazy). They will be ever present for that very reason.

Anything else is typically orders of magnitude more complex to implement.
>> No. 35504 Anonymous
23rd August 2024
Friday 7:54 pm
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I wanted a grapefruit knife. Why yes, I do already own a spoon, but fuck you. You can't buy a grapefruit knife anywhere that isn't Amazon, whom I don't like and avoid whenever I can. I successfully avoided them once again, buying a grapefruit knife online from a website that offered me free postage if I spent over £50. I need more kitchen stuff, so I spent about an hour spending £50 on kitchen shite. So it all worked out in the end, and I have no need to keep ranting.

The giant box won't fit through my letterbox, obviously. Parcelforce also insist that I have to sign for it. I do not work from home; I work from work. So I missed it and got the card, then I got another card the following day saying that if I wasn't in a third time, they'd send it back to the depot. I went on the website, and they charge you to change the address. I changed the address, but there was no option to pay. I was going on holiday the following day, too, so in the end I just left £5.50 on my desk and asked any colleagues to accept it for me.

I got home to a third card: it's at the depot, eat a dick. I went on holiday, and came back a week later. The depot is about 15 miles away, on the other side of Manchester, and I don't have a car, and I can only go on Saturday, and it closes at 12:30, and I don't want to get up before about 11:30.

So now I have to set an alarm, on a Saturday, and travel for about two hours, get a huge box of heavy things, travel home for another two hours, not stop off to do fun city-centre things because I'll be carrying an oven tray I didn't really need and a pile of other stuff, all because Parcelforce are shit.

But I'm feeling positive otherwise this weekend, so some positives from this story: their customer service helpline had a really helpful lady, I am confident everything will work out tomorrow, and nobody at work stole my £5.50 while I was away. Nevertheless: fuck Parcelforce. Just put my box in the bloody bin next to my front door like the Evri man does.
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23rd August 2024
Friday 8:06 pm
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Spoiler alert: The Parcelforce bod won't have even rung the doorbell. They'll have just filled out the cards and put them through your door because they couldn't be fucked to carry the box.
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23rd August 2024
Friday 8:10 pm
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>>35504
>Parcelforce also insist that I have to sign for it. I do not work from home; I work from work.

Get your parcels delivered to work then?
>> No. 35507 Anonymous
23rd August 2024
Friday 8:18 pm
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>> No. 35508 Anonymous
23rd August 2024
Friday 8:24 pm
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>>35507

I've not ordered a takeaway since the end of last year, and it was cossie livs what done it. Everything's shit now. You pay more and get less. I've had Maccies maybe once a month on the way home from work and that's about it.
>> No. 35509 Anonymous
23rd August 2024
Friday 8:31 pm
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>>35506
I tried, for the third attempt. They ignored me and tried to deliver to my house again. Evri, famously the shittest delivery company, never do this.
>> No. 35510 Anonymous
23rd August 2024
Friday 9:51 pm
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>>35509
Yes, but while Evri will have come to the right place, ParcelForce will at least have come to the door (with the card; not the parcel, because that would be too much effort). Evri will have attempted to deliver it to work by trying to toss it through the precise window nearest to you, and instead bouncing it off into the wheelie bin next door, damaging your stuff in the process.
>> No. 35511 Anonymous
23rd August 2024
Friday 10:44 pm
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Nothing boils my piss more than when somebody gives you incomplete or outright incorrect information, and then acts like you're the idiot for taking that in good faith and ending up confused about something.

You know like, you ask a pretty detailed specific question about something, and they go "oh yeah easy just do X Y Z", but they clearly didn't actually pay attention to what you asked, so their answer would be miles off the mark anyway even if they weren't a useless retarded dickhead.
>> No. 35512 Anonymous
23rd August 2024
Friday 10:57 pm
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For the second time in a month Royal Mail have delivered a parcel to the wrong address. This time it was last scanned at a depot in Birmingham for some reason and now marked as delivered - unfortunately I ordered off AliExpress so my claim was met with a 'fuck off, the carrier says it was delivered'.

I'm starting to think some cunt at Royal Mail is delivering to a different address. My last lost package had a photo of a door that isn't mine.
>> No. 35513 Anonymous
23rd August 2024
Friday 11:14 pm
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>>35512
If two or more streets have the same postcode as you, they might be delivering to the wrong street. It will not matter at all if it's obviously the wrong street; if somewhere else has your postcode and house number, I think it's pretty common that they will deliver it to the wrong place.
>> No. 35514 Anonymous
23rd August 2024
Friday 11:16 pm
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Google have rolled out a 'Find My Device Network' service and it's effectively compulsory. Every user is opted in after a 3-day period where a link to opt-out takes you to a page where google asks permission to use your location data - when you say no it takes you to an FAQ page rather than letting you opt-out. There is an option to turn off your own feature in privacy settings but nothing to stop your phone's bluetooth being used as a node to locate other devices. This isn't made clear at all.

I just want to control my devices. The world's gone wrong.
>> No. 35515 Anonymous
23rd August 2024
Friday 11:28 pm
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>>35514

What if you just always have your location and bluetooth turned off?

I don't even let my phone onto my wifi network, but I am a bit paranoid. I saw that notification come up and I chuckled to myself a bit, because I had assumed they already do all that without telling us anwyway.
>> No. 35516 Anonymous
23rd August 2024
Friday 11:51 pm
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>>35515
Catch is that I want to use bluetooth headphones and a fitness tracker but now I can't without becoming part of a mass surveillance network because despite being obligated to provide an opt-out Alphabet have made this opt-out impossible to exercise.
>> No. 35517 Anonymous
24th August 2024
Saturday 12:08 am
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>>35514
My work is moving us all off Google stuff and onto Microsoft stuff. I saw that notification today and assumed it was related to that. I hate Google much more than I hate Microsoft, but I must say the Microsoft experience has so far been a lot worse.
>> No. 35518 Anonymous
24th August 2024
Saturday 3:34 pm
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>>35504
I left the house at 09:45, got a bus out of Manchester city centre at 10:55, and got off the bus around 11:40. Various maps online show a handy shortcut to the Parcelforce depot from where I got off, and that's the way I went. It went through some woods, and a swamp, and I got cut by some brambles, but otherwise it worked fine. The Parcelforce employee was, like the woman I spoke to on the phone, very friendly and helpful. He helpfully informed me that they'd given up on me ever coming and returned the package to sender yesterday, and it was now in London. The worst part was this conversation I had with him:
Him - "Yeah, we return anything to sender after 21 days."
Me - "I was told 28 days. But hang on: the third failed attempt was the 9th."
"Ah, yes, now I remember. We only keep them for 21 days for international deliveries; domestic deliveries are returned to sender after (visible mental arithmetic) 16 days."
"Today is the 24th."
"Right. Erm...when was the first attempted delivery?"
"The sixth. I have that card too if you want it."
(more visible mental arithmetic)
"Right! So it's gone. Sorry about that. There's nothing we can do."

If anyone else lives in Manchester and finds themselves needing to visit the Parcelforce depot, there is actually a bus that goes straight there from the city centre. The 17A leaves once a day, at 04:55 each morning. That's the only time. Given the number of other shops I have already looked in for a grapefruit knife, and the number of other thwarted attempts to buy one, I think I am just one or two more failed attempts from confirming that there really is a Kafkaesque conspiracy to prevent me from ever owning a grapefruit knife.
>> No. 35520 Anonymous
24th August 2024
Saturday 4:06 pm
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>>35518

When I was last spending much time in Manchester, the whole place was covered in those locker things you can get parcels delivered to. Couldn't move for them. At the metrolink stop, at the Morrissons, opposite the Boozy Busters, everywhere.

Can't you have it sent to one of them? I don't know how it works but I presume that's what they're for. My ex used them for selling hair products she stole from work on Vinted.
>> No. 35521 Anonymous
24th August 2024
Saturday 4:54 pm
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>>35514
You can degoogle some phones very easily, did this to mine and slapped GrapheneOS on it. https://grapheneos.org/
>> No. 35522 Anonymous
24th August 2024
Saturday 6:46 pm
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What actually is the appeal of Paddy McGuiness? Why do the BBC keep giving him shoes? Why have they given him a Radio 2 slot?
>> No. 35523 Anonymous
24th August 2024
Saturday 6:48 pm
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>>35522

>Why do the BBC keep giving him shoes?

Be a bit harsh to make him go barefoot everywhere, even if he is (pretending to be) Irish.
>> No. 35524 Anonymous
25th August 2024
Sunday 2:11 pm
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>>35522
He's the proletariat, there to represent the plebeian commoner. He is what BBC heads think you are. He is also, presumably, not a sex pest, which I admit is surprising.
>> No. 35526 Anonymous
27th August 2024
Tuesday 1:07 am
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Over the past week I have been pecking at a thing for work, and despite following the instructions in the documentation to the letter, I still can't get the thing to do what it's supposed to. Usually, when it comes to random person in the middle of nowhere vs trillion-dollar company, the assumption is that you haven't found a bug, you're just doing it wrong, but I even threw the first effort out and made doubly sure I was following the instructions to the letter, and the thing still doesn't work.
>> No. 35527 Anonymous
27th August 2024
Tuesday 2:06 pm
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>>35526
Not FPGA related was it? The worst toolchains ever for small changes completely fucking up tutorials...
Add to that Python's instability unless you corral it into a VM or otherwise, wrap it into an unstable Jupyter Notebook where every keystroke is a breaking change and you get Pynq, which offers so much, and delivers almost nothing but hear-tearing frustration. Not so much a learning curve as a learning coked-up wolverine.
>> No. 35528 Anonymous
27th August 2024
Tuesday 5:25 pm
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>>35527
Worse. It's a Microsoft thing. The documentation I was following was literally their documentation on their website. It's a remote API thing, which means you don't have visibility on the far end of what went wrong, and so the useful information you need to correct it gets swallowed in the security practice of "don't reveal what the exact problem is". And so I go to their page with debugging suggestions, and ruminate on the single paragraph it contains about 401s, which is basically "have you checked the permissions?" Of course I have, and they appear to be set correctly.
>> No. 35540 Anonymous
3rd September 2024
Tuesday 9:37 pm
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People can be bloody annoying.

Flatmate was taking shrooms with this guy, they were back at the house talking about it. It was his first time, not hers, and I heard him say he was having a bit of difficulty at points and "I think I was more high than you", and immediately my flatmate replied "No I wasn't. I've just taken them before".

And it wasn't in the "I knew what to expect" way, it was clearly defensive at the suggestion she wasn't as high as him.

People hate not being...thing. Everyone wants to be thing, if thing is desirable in the context. It's the inverse of not wanting to be thing - like not wanting to be ignorant, or anxious, or easily panicked. But these are all just things, it's all fine, we can be thing and it shouldn't be a big deal. It's just things.
>> No. 35541 Anonymous
3rd September 2024
Tuesday 11:22 pm
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I'm using an old laptop I've not used in a few years and it's got F.Lux installed. For those young people in the audience it's a programme that changes the colour temperature of your screen as daylight shifts.

Not sure what we were smoking back then. It just flicks my screen to orange at night.
>> No. 35542 Anonymous
3rd September 2024
Tuesday 11:38 pm
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>>35541
You can set it to different speeds of oranging under the options. Sounds like you have yours set to "very fast: gaming".

However, you're probably right that there are better options these days. Still, what if I want to tint my screens completely green for some reason? Or what about dark room mode? I'd feel naked without it.
>> No. 35543 Anonymous
4th September 2024
Wednesday 4:57 am
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>>35541

Most operating systems have got that as a built-in feature now.

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/set-your-display-for-night-time-in-windows-18fe903a-e0a1-8326-4c68-fd23d7aaf136
>> No. 35544 Anonymous
4th September 2024
Wednesday 9:39 am
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>>35542
>However, you're probably right that there are better options these days

There aren't better options because it doesn't work. There's no proof that some minor fuckery with your screen colours will make you sleepy or prevent you staying up all night arguing about bollocks. Wake up and see the light.
>> No. 35545 Anonymous
4th September 2024
Wednesday 10:03 am
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>>35544
I never thought it did have any effect like that. However, it does take the edge off the screen glow when I'm at my desk at night in low light.
>> No. 35546 Anonymous
4th September 2024
Wednesday 5:14 pm
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I wanted to cut out a small section of a picture on my phone. You have no idea how long it took me to find a simple photo editor that has the basic select, cut and paste option that even MSPaint has had since the fucking 90s. You can do automatic background removal and overlay transparencies very easily, but if you just want to manually cut out one bit? Nope. I really hate it when software manages to both overcomplicate and oversimplify at the same time.
>> No. 35547 Anonymous
4th September 2024
Wednesday 7:53 pm
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>>35546
Duplicate the file and crop. I refuse to believe any modern phone can't do that out of the box.
>> No. 35548 Anonymous
4th September 2024
Wednesday 8:05 pm
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>>35544
>There's no proof
https://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2016-06-09-lighting-colour-affects-sleep-and-wakefulness
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9424753/
>> No. 35549 Anonymous
5th September 2024
Thursday 12:21 pm
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>>35547

That's still a backwards solution, it's what I ended up doing in the end, only with extra steps because I wanted to cut around the shape and not just make a rectangular box, but believe it or not, I still had to download another app on the app store to be able to overlay that on the other thing I wanted to paste it into.

That would all be much quicker and easier if it just had this.
>> No. 35550 Anonymous
5th September 2024
Thursday 7:41 pm
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Fuck sake. Today I bought a game as a guest from a digital store. Except, for some damn reason, I chose this opportunity out of all of them to, incorrectly, write my email address ending .com, not .co.uk, like I have done for the past 16 years, probably tens of thousands of times. Most of those times, it wouldn't have cost me a penny either. The file was immediately downloadable from the website too, but the serial number needed to register the game is on the email, so I've just got a little useless file in my downloads folder now. I've contacted support explaining what I did, so hopefully I can provide them with enough evidence that I did buy the game, and they'll consider who would go through this much trouble trying to scam free serial number for a game no one plays that only cost a tenner? It'll probably get sorted, but it's frustrating turning something so simple into a minor ballache becuase of such a daft mistake.
>> No. 35551 Anonymous
5th September 2024
Thursday 10:48 pm
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>>35550
Crystal ball prediction:

* The email address at the other TLD is valid.
* The person controlling that address takes the code as a windfall.
* Support claims you're lying and tells you to fuck off.

My PSN email has a dot in it (which Gmail will strip out) because over a decade ago someone set up their account using my address, ignored it at the time, and by the time I needed one they were still actively using it.
>> No. 35553 Anonymous
6th September 2024
Friday 12:49 am
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>>35551
This is a concern. However, it's technically a "module" for a game, not a standalone product, and one for a tremendously niche game so the odds of a person who shares almost exactly my email address also owning the base game is so miniscule that my amazement would leave me completely at peace with having wasted £12.
>> No. 35555 Anonymous
6th September 2024
Friday 11:02 am
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They sent the serial number at twenty-past-nine and registered the add-on with my account after just one email.

As such, if you like nerdy to the point of tedium war games, I feel obliged to recommend Matrix Games and their current sale on WW2 titles.
>> No. 35573 Anonymous
11th September 2024
Wednesday 1:21 pm
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I ordered some work boots last Wednesday from a site that isn't Amazon, with the promise of "fast UK delivery". They still haven't posted them. 4.7 Trustpilot score my arse.
>> No. 35574 Anonymous
11th September 2024
Wednesday 6:58 pm
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>>35573
I spent about £245 on shirts on Monday. The order is still showing online as "processing".
>> No. 35579 Anonymous
14th September 2024
Saturday 7:19 am
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A sour, sickly smell of open sewer is wafting through my bathroom vents and has keeped me awake all night. If I turn on the extraction fan, the smell somehow collects and contains in the bathroom, marinading amongs my towels and toothbrushes. If I open a window while the extraction fan is on, the additional air dilutes the smell in the bathroom but a draft wafts the smell through the gaps in my wonkey internal doors, through the kitchen and into my bedsit.

I don't know if I'm actually smelling it right now and should air out the house yet again, or if it's just a overstimulated sensation in my nose. It's fucking burned into my nose and I think I have a sore throat.

This is a semi-regular problem, I'm thinking about calling sanitation or some council group about this.
>> No. 35580 Anonymous
14th September 2024
Saturday 7:37 am
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>>35579
Ha >>34754 at least I know it's 9 months apart since the last time. Twice a year, starting to understand those miserable cunts at the bungalo estates who complain about anual weekend events.
>> No. 35581 Anonymous
14th September 2024
Saturday 4:05 pm
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I can't remember the last time I had a conversation with someone IRL who didn't want something from me. Every time my phone rings it's some cunt asking for a favour. Maybe it's the result of a vicious cycle of misanthropy and avoidance, maybe this is just what life is like when you're my age, maybe I should take it as a compliment, but it's fucking annoying.

You've just called out of the blue for a chat, aye? Just hurry up and get to the bit where you ask to borrow my van or if I'm any good at electrics, you useless prick.
>> No. 35582 Anonymous
14th September 2024
Saturday 5:45 pm
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Napoli and Koln having different names in English because of French, I think. The latter I'm being a bit contrarian about, but Napoli is just what I default to calling it because of the football team.
>> No. 35583 Anonymous
14th September 2024
Saturday 10:00 pm
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>>35581
People are all twats; your misanthropy and avoidance are well-placed. It's been getting to me a lot lately how when I invite my friends out anywhere, the only times they're willing to do anything are when they were all going there already and I'm just asking to come along. Anything that requires even one solitary iota of effort on their part is a complete lost cause. It's not quite the same thing you're talking about, but it feels related.
>> No. 35584 Anonymous
16th September 2024
Monday 12:56 am
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I don't understand why every public viewing spot in London have to have some twat with a boombox ruining it for everyone. I see it a lot these days and it's getting more common, both static and people walking around blaring shit music. We're supposedly under constant surveillance but this isn't immediately dealt with despite the damage it must be doing to what's left of the capitals tourist reputation. I think I can grasp why it's always one or two men without any women around them though, because they don't want to be tied down innit.

I'd also like to complain about the selfish people who put bags next to them on busy trains in the belief that it avoids having to sit next to anyone because people will be reluctant to ask them if the seat if free. This is usually women. I don't have any sassy putdown for them saved in my script so I'll just repetitively scream at them.
>> No. 35585 Anonymous
16th September 2024
Monday 2:32 am
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>>35584
>people walking around blaring shit music

sodcasting is the best name I have heard for it.
>> No. 35586 Anonymous
17th September 2024
Tuesday 12:44 am
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I cracked packs of my three regular meds, and only got the leaflet in the way once. This is an improvement on last month, where I got the leaflet in all three. (There are published strategies for this game, and they are wrong.)

Out of the three, one is from a different manufacturer this month, and naturally it is of course the anti-depressant.
>> No. 35587 Anonymous
17th September 2024
Tuesday 4:00 pm
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>>35586

I think my life can be summed up with the fact that I consistently always get the label end. If there's a divergent timeline for every box of Schrödinger's ibuprofen I've opened, I exist solely in the label timeline.
>> No. 35589 Anonymous
18th September 2024
Wednesday 1:09 pm
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Snippy bank employee boiled my piss today.

Went to close my ISA this morning, and they gave me a form to sign which had a bunch of fine print on the second page that I was struggling to make sense of. So I said to the person handling my request, "Just a minute, I want to make sure I've got an idea what this fine print says". So she said, "Oh, you don't have to worry about that. What's important is the first page where it states where you would like your funds transferred to". So I said, "Well if I am going to sign it, then it's a bit careless to not know what it actually is I am signing". So she said, "Well, again, the important thing is page one," and rolled her eyes at me. I then just kept reading the fine print while she was giving me a look like, "Other customers are waiting!".

I mean, what the fuck. Everybody always tells you to read the fine print when dealing with money, and then a bank clerk of all people gets uptight with me for making sure I do.
>> No. 35590 Anonymous
18th September 2024
Wednesday 1:24 pm
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>>35589

I think the commoners in society have let go of the pretence that fine print is for anyone's protection other than corporate entities or those with the money and resources to fight legal battles.

In principle, you should report it, as banks still have some obligation to retain that thin veneer of plausible deniability that their customers understand what they're signing (not to mention that they offer some sort of "customer service").
>> No. 35591 Anonymous
18th September 2024
Wednesday 1:49 pm
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>>35590

I don't want to memorise fine print so I can recite it at 3am when I wake up with a cold sweat. I just want to have a chance to get general idea what that fine print says. I know it annoys people, but a bank like that will be first to tell you "why didn't you read the fine print" when someboy lifts money off you because you've fallen victim to a scam.
>> No. 35592 Anonymous
18th September 2024
Wednesday 3:15 pm
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>>35591
If other customers were waiting, I would have offered to move to one side and let someone else get dealt with while I read it. Because I would absolutely read it too. If she was rolling her eyes at me for holding her up, rather than other customers, that’s too fucking bad. But I wouldn’t want to make the people behind me late for their next appointment.
>> No. 35593 Anonymous
18th September 2024
Wednesday 3:59 pm
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>>35589

Truth is she probably just had no idea herself and you're the first person who has ever really bothered to ask. The people at the desk of a bank are really little more than glorified till jockeys. If you want to give it a scan you'd have been well within your rights, but you should step to one side as the other lads suggests.
>> No. 35594 Anonymous
18th September 2024
Wednesday 4:32 pm
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>>35593

I guess what was winding me up was the dismissive tone with which she told me not to worry about the fine print, and then keeping that tone up when I said no I'd like to know what I'm signing. If she'd asked me nicely to step to the side to take a minute to read it, maybe I even would have done that. But just saying "oh don't worry about it, just sign it" seemed kind of unprofessional of a bank clerk.
>> No. 35595 Anonymous
18th September 2024
Wednesday 4:59 pm
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>>35594

Retail banking has been heavily de-skilled since everything was automated and is now primarily a sales function. The people behind the counter know almost nothing about banking and don't need to, because sophisticated customers never have any reason to use the counter. Their job is to sell product; offering cashier services is just a ruse to put unsophisticated customers in front of salespeople.
>> No. 35596 Anonymous
18th September 2024
Wednesday 4:59 pm
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>>35594
That’s the thing: if the fine print isn’t important, why is it there at all? It’s like when the government passes a new law, or your work makes you give them permission to sack you on the spot for something random, and then says, “But don’t worry; we’re not actually going to ever do that Severe testicular torsion as a child meant I had to have my balls removed. They offered me fake rubber ones to make me look more "complete" but I turned them down. When I'm home alone I like to take my pants off and play with my loose ballsack. I can stretch it over my entire fist.”. Her dismissive tone would make me twice as stubborn about reading it.
>> No. 35597 Anonymous
18th September 2024
Wednesday 6:59 pm
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>>35596

>Severe testicular torsion as a child meant I had to have my balls removed. They offered me fake rubber ones to make me look more "complete" but I turned them down. When I'm home alone I like to take my pants off and play with my loose ballsack. I can stretch it over my entire fist.

Well that's a new one.
>> No. 35598 Anonymous
18th September 2024
Wednesday 8:47 pm
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>>35597
It's a wordfilter for the smiley face with the ^ nose, too. That's all I typed, and someone here wrote all that. But at least I didn't get banned, which I now realise I could have done.
>> No. 35599 Anonymous
18th September 2024
Wednesday 11:12 pm
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>>35598

>the smiley face with the ^ nose

A ban would have been too good for you.
>> No. 35602 Anonymous
21st September 2024
Saturday 1:44 am
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I realised I can watch almost anything through Unblockit, only a day before they changed the site. The next day I went in, saw the IP thing and panicked thinking "Shit, they've caught me already".
>> No. 35603 Anonymous
21st September 2024
Saturday 6:55 am
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>>35601

catflix.su
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Use uBlock Origin, obviously.
>> No. 35604 Anonymous
21st September 2024
Saturday 8:40 am
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Burpees. That's all. Burpees can get fucked.
>> No. 35625 Anonymous
23rd September 2024
Monday 9:52 pm
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I bought one of those 8BitDo controllers. I'm not posting in /101/ because of anything the controller has done, but because 1) I quickly realised there aren't many controller games I'm interested in playing and 2) Skyrim just plain doesn't recognise about a quarter of the buttons on the controller. As in I don't even have the option to bind shouts or sprinting to a button, those in-game actions simply aren't listed in the controls. There's a mod for it, obviously, but it's still taking the piss that I need one at all.
>> No. 35630 Anonymous
24th September 2024
Tuesday 1:43 pm
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Outlook mail app displaying your emails as annoying conversation threads so you can inadvertently end up just e-mailing yourself if you press reply because you were the last person to respond.
>> No. 35631 Anonymous
24th September 2024
Tuesday 2:40 pm
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I don't terribly mind being stuck in a queue at the Post Office behind a queue of pissy old coffin dodgers. They're lonely, they want a chat, fine. What I do mind is their inability to put a card into a card reader the right way around without instructions and at least three attempts. We've had Chip and Pin for eighteen years now, you can't act like this is newfangled technology.
>> No. 35643 Anonymous
27th September 2024
Friday 7:42 am
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Mot failed meaning a fair bit of repairs, and car insurance is due. I've blow through all my money this month and I got paid 4 days ago.
>> No. 35644 Anonymous
27th September 2024
Friday 10:14 am
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>>35643
If you're around the Midlands I know somewhere that should pass you. Passed me two years ago with less than four break pads and a trashed disc plus the usual EML. They were a little reluctant knowing it to be unsafe and made me promise I'd get it fixed the next day but I waited a week or two until I encountered total break failure (leaking fluid) before hobbling slowly to a garage. Had to swerve completely onto the pavement to avoid rear ending someone before I thought to use the handbrake.
>> No. 35645 Anonymous
27th September 2024
Friday 10:16 am
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>>35644
Brake brake brake. On phone so can't be bothered to correct.
>> No. 35646 Anonymous
27th September 2024
Friday 10:19 am
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>>35644
Although thinking about it you might have fucked yourself by having the fail already on record.
>> No. 35654 Anonymous
29th September 2024
Sunday 1:48 am
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Multiple people have asked me if I ever want to have children. I'm not sure how to answer that one when you're in your mid-30s, saying yes when you're surrounded by people with kids is a bit sad so I'm usually coy about it.

I regularly meet women who think they might want me to put a baby in them, I just don't like them.
>> No. 35655 Anonymous
30th September 2024
Monday 12:50 am
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I once again find myself having to mess about doing flat viewings and advertisements on Spareroom. This time for both my own room and finding a new place because I don't want to get stuck holding the bag on a room if my housemate can't pull her finger out.

My observations are that London is absolutely chock full of women, I've been clear in preferences that my housemates wants to live with a guy but 90% of the messages are from women. Similarly when I'm looking most of the flat contain women. I'm not sure if men just prefer to live in smaller studios or they like to buddy-up with mates. Equally I don't know why I've advertised for myself as it only means you get scammers contacting you.
>> No. 35656 Anonymous
30th September 2024
Monday 6:30 am
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My phone has the voicemail message notification that you can't dismiss, but when I tap it to call my voicemail I don't have any messages.
>> No. 35657 Anonymous
30th September 2024
Monday 12:10 pm
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my energy suppliers response to ofgem fines for mishadling customer complaints is to pump white noise down the phone for 30 minuites when you call to talk to them.
>> No. 35658 Anonymous
4th October 2024
Friday 9:04 am
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I feel like I have barely turned the heating off all year.

Global warming my arse. I'll start farting in the open air If it'll speed up the process.
>> No. 35660 Anonymous
7th October 2024
Monday 10:04 am
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I keep getting calls on my landline phone from people asking to speak to a local HVAC and plumbing business. I've looked it up, and sure enough, their phone number is almost identical, but mine ends with "45" while theirs ends with "54". It's a minor annoyance, but it keeps happening every few weeks. One morning just after 7:30, I got a call from somebody who said his boiler wouldn't start and his shower was cold, and if I could come. I was still half asleep and almost said, "Why would I come and fix your boiler?". But then I remembered.
>> No. 35661 Anonymous
7th October 2024
Monday 10:21 am
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>>35660
You have three options. Put up with it, change your number, or take bookings until they change theirs.
>> No. 35662 Anonymous
7th October 2024
Monday 10:28 am
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>>35660
>landline

Alright, grandad?
>> No. 35663 Anonymous
7th October 2024
Monday 10:52 am
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>>35662

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landline#2020s

>73% of UK households still had a landline connection in 2020


Some of us aren't teenlads, lad.
>> No. 35664 Anonymous
7th October 2024
Monday 11:09 am
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>>35663
>In the US, landline usage stands at a moderate 19%, indicating that while digital communication dominates, a significant minority still holds on to traditional telephony. Similarly, in Britain, nearly a quarter of the population (24%) continues to use landlines.

https://business.yougov.com/content/48290-do-people-still-use-landlines

Collecting your pension yet?
>> No. 35665 Anonymous
7th October 2024
Monday 11:11 am
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>>35663

I technically have a landline because it came with my broadband, but I don't have a phone plugged into it and I don't even know the number. I suspect the proportion of households that actually use a landline is much lower than 73%.
>> No. 35666 Anonymous
7th October 2024
Monday 12:09 pm
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>>35665

I'd say I use mine less frequently than my mobile phone, but I still use it. I inherited this house from my parents after they died, so it pretty much came with the landline, and I see no reason to cancel it.

I've got an additional virtual local landline phone number for my business that redirects to my mobile, as I am self employed and work from home. It costs less than a fiver a month. As an estate agent, having a local number adds that subtle touch of extra trustworthiness to your business and sets you apart from some of the more dodgy estate agents nowadays who only have a mobile number. A lot of potential clients who are looking to sell their house are middle aged and elderly, and in that generation, that still carries weight.

I could've just used my existing landline number, but it then gets a bit tricky claiming it as a business expense. Also, it's an ex directory number, and I'd like to keep it private so it's not all over the Internet.
>> No. 35667 Anonymous
7th October 2024
Monday 3:06 pm
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>>35665
I also had this situation a while ago. Having set myself on getting Virgin's top internet and TV offerings, it was about £15pm cheaper to have a phone line included. I knew the number, and used it on things like credit applications, because apparently having a landline was considered a positive. It also meant that when they wanted something from me they were calling a line that didn't have a phone plugged into it.

Though when my mobile phone started playing up it was useful to have a backup I could plug into, and have kept a phone (with mechanical ringer) for the purpose.
>> No. 35668 Anonymous
7th October 2024
Monday 10:32 pm
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Thankfully it's stopped coming into my bathroom but the smell from my drain is really fucking bad. I'm becoming confused about what's causing it - last year I thought it was an upstairs neighbour flushing copious food debris down their sink, the smell having ceased as they did doing so. Then that almighty sewerage smell coming in off the wind with apparently no food-debris assosiation. Now there's regularly a handful of milk soaked cerial back in the drain, the smell I assume from which is preventing me from opening my windows.

After a 5 minute rinse with a hose, the smell dies down and the debree is cleared, but it's having to be done every day, sometimes more than once.

Could a rat have drowned down there, keeping the still water contaminated? A small hose wouldn't be enough pressure to push it down the pipes. Or is it the regular food debris? The ammount is mostly so small I couldn't believe someone would regularly thorw away two mouthfulls of kellogs instead of eating it, especially if you've gotta put it down your sink.

A letting agent has addressed my complaints of this issue before, with effective results, but I'm starting to think that any further complaints are just me being a cunt. I don't want to have to deal with this sort of thing, though is it a 'like it or lump it' situation?
>> No. 35669 Anonymous
7th October 2024
Monday 10:45 pm
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>>35668

Fat is insoluble in water and often ends up building up in drains. Even if people aren't full on flushing half a plate of pasta down the sink, greasy foods and cooking oil and so on will eventually build up. So maybe it's that.

You could try dumping a tub of that oxi-clean sink and drain powder or whatever it is down the drain, leave it a few hours, and then swilling it a bit with the hose. See if it does anything. If not you'll probably want to get A Man out to look at it.
>> No. 35670 Anonymous
7th October 2024
Monday 10:51 pm
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>>35668

You've got a partial blockage, so the drain isn't clearing properly.

Older drains are quite rough, so it's easy for them to accumulate stuff like wet-wipes and congealed fat. This will trap pockets of stagnant water, which you're flushing out when you give it a rinse with the hose. If you're unlucky there will be tree roots growing into the drain, which hold sewage and waste water like a sponge. Foul water could also be seeping out of the drain and into the surrounding soil, although this sounds less likely given your description.

You can keep on top of that problem with regular jetting, but ideally you'd have the drain re-lined - they shove a smooth plastic sleeve into the drain, which reduces the risk of blockages and leaking.

I'd suggest asking your letting agent to get a drain survey done, which involves shoving a camera down the drain to establish the exact condition of the system. It's harder for the landlord to refuse a costly re-lining if you've got objective proof that the drain is knackered.
>> No. 35671 Anonymous
8th October 2024
Tuesday 12:28 am
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>>35670
>try dumping a tub of that oxi-clean sink and drain powder or whatever it is down the drain
>If you're unlucky there will be tree roots growing into the drain
Ah shit, if it isn't one it's the other. I put causitc soda down there a few years ago, convinced it left a rough lining of crust as I didn't mix it well. Also there's a tree that's been let grow within 4 meters of the drain, which has also cracked the adjacent bathroom wall.
I'll give the soda another go for now, might mention the lining thing next time I see the letting agent.
Thanks for your advices, shame I didn't put it in /uhu/!
>> No. 35672 Anonymous
8th October 2024
Tuesday 1:31 am
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>>35671

Depending on how far damage from tree roots has gone, you could have your drain pipes lined. Which is where they push a polymer lining down your drain which will then harden in place and seal the pipes against leakage.

https://mrdrains.co.uk/blog/what-is-pipe-lining-and-why-is-it-necessary/

If you've got roots that have actually already cracked the pipes and grown into the inside of them, then that section of drain will need to be dug up and replaced entirely, unfortunately. The way to find out is by putting an endoscopic camera down your drain.
>> No. 35675 Anonymous
9th October 2024
Wednesday 7:11 pm
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There's a fucking guy from the shop next door who comes banging on and shouting through the letterbox of the block of bedsits I live within. He's calling for 'sanji' or someone (I find it hard to understand as he speaks with an Indian accent), has even asked me once to let him in so he can call on one of the doors.

Generally speaking he's alright for an old man, a bit weird to interact with but that's mostly the language barrier. I just wish he'd stop banging on the fucking door.
>> No. 35676 Anonymous
12th October 2024
Saturday 1:07 pm
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They upscaled the video for the Yeah Yeah Yeah's Maps and it looks like fucking shit.
>> No. 35704 Anonymous
17th October 2024
Thursday 5:50 pm
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I follow adult models on Instagram to see if it stirs my loins (it generally doesn't). There's one who is a fairly pretty English fat girl. And she posts herself in lingerie, sometimes with other women. All fine.

She keeps doing these tedious videos where it's a video of something like a lemon being squeezed with juice gushing out, or a manta ray coming to the surface and spitting water out of its mouth, or a geoduck ejecting water, etc. Then she stitches the video so she comes on and it's just her fat faggot face and she says something like "oo er I can do that" and bites her lip and smiles. It drives me doolally. It's shit content. I get it, you can squirt piss and cum when you orgasm. Great job. When I do have a rare wank my cum slowly but surely oozes out. I'm not stitching my face next to videos of Play Dough hairdresser factory with white Play Dough oozing out of a clover shaped hole and being all "*giggles* something I can do ladies *cheeky winhk and lick my lpips*". She's only getting around 20 likes on these posts. She's pissing in the wind.

She's not as bad as the ASDA one but still.
>> No. 35705 Anonymous
17th October 2024
Thursday 5:55 pm
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Did this fucking geezer really just say "fat faggot face"? I'm just going to assume it's a word filter and carry on regardless, but otherwise that's very embarrassing, even for a man who wanks to fat lasses on Insta'.
>> No. 35706 Anonymous
17th October 2024
Thursday 6:44 pm
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>>35705
Just working on my fag discourse.
>> No. 35707 Anonymous
17th October 2024
Thursday 9:09 pm
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>>35704

I just get a bit indignant about the double standard where if a bloke were to brag about his sexual prowess it's crude and vulgar and he's generally ridiculed as though the opposite is true, but when a woman does it it's a good thing. Especially when she's a fat munter, that's double empowering.
>> No. 35708 Anonymous
17th October 2024
Thursday 9:17 pm
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>>35707
Well, not if you were doing it on an Instagram account that exists solely to push your OnlyFans content they wouldn't.
>> No. 35709 Anonymous
17th October 2024
Thursday 9:18 pm
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>>35708

Bit like complaining that Burger King adverts have too many delicious-looking flame grilled burgers.
>> No. 35710 Anonymous
17th October 2024
Thursday 9:27 pm
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>>35705

I agree with the sentiment but "fucking geezer" doesn't really roll off the tongue.
>> No. 35711 Anonymous
18th October 2024
Friday 12:04 pm
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There's also one whose content is sort of SFW POV as Insta doesn't allow porn and she's a very beautiful chubby MILF but she always makes posts about not cleaning her bum before anal and says stuff like "when the delivery man gets the parcel dirty at the front door" just loads of those.
>> No. 35712 Anonymous
18th October 2024
Friday 12:18 pm
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>>35711
Wait, didn't you say you're following these accounts? Yet you're complaining about them?
>> No. 35713 Anonymous
18th October 2024
Friday 12:33 pm
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>>35712
There's at least one lad here, I'm fairly certain he also posts a fair bit on /emo/, who actively goes out of his way to encounter things which rile him up.
>> No. 35714 Anonymous
18th October 2024
Friday 3:25 pm
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>>35712
I want them to improve their content. People wouldn't praise Bowie if he put out 6 albums with the same songs, just rerecorded three years later. Van Gogh didn't paint 15 Sunflowers paintings to keep his patrons engaged. Why allow sex workers to phone in the same lewd and lascivious posts day in day out?

>>35713
I seek out rage less than I used to since I stopped reading news. Now I only get mad at dumb internet people who I know in the grand scheme of things are harmless. A different type of rage, less demoralising.
>> No. 35715 Anonymous
18th October 2024
Friday 5:18 pm
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>>35714
You should try to forgive yourself.
>> No. 35716 Anonymous
19th October 2024
Saturday 5:14 pm
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>>35714
>Van Gogh didn't paint 15 Sunflowers paintings to keep his patrons engaged
He didn't have any patrons though, did he? I thought he died before he became famous.
>> No. 35717 Anonymous
19th October 2024
Saturday 6:19 pm
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>>35716
I did think that as I wrote it. Maybe if he did do 15 Sunflowers paintings, and also a stitch of him saying he squirts, he'd have had some.
>> No. 35718 Anonymous
20th October 2024
Sunday 12:59 pm
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>>35717

He probably wouldn't have died in poverty, misery and obscurity if he had the foresight to paint kawaii catgirls or anthro wolves with big dicks.
>> No. 35719 Anonymous
20th October 2024
Sunday 5:05 pm
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>>35718
And he'd probably have died with both ears fully intact too.
>> No. 35720 Anonymous
20th October 2024
Sunday 6:23 pm
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>>35719
Indeed he might have had even more.
>> No. 35721 Anonymous
20th October 2024
Sunday 6:37 pm
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>>35719

Probably not his bum cherry though.
>> No. 35724 Anonymous
21st October 2024
Monday 9:13 pm
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Channel 4 are giving me my first bout of 2010's nostalgia by once again having the shittest media player in online streaming. Not only did my account vanish, meaning I had to make a new one despite having last used it about 8 weeks previously, just now I had to open "picture-in-picture" mode in my browser and press play there to get the show I'm trying to stream to actually start, like it's some kind of old lawnmower you have to kick just right to get it rolling.

>>35721
Perhaps it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
>> No. 35725 Anonymous
22nd October 2024
Tuesday 1:54 pm
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>>35724
Back in the noughties they used RealPlayer.
>> No. 35726 Anonymous
22nd October 2024
Tuesday 8:29 pm
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I can't get a consistent 4G signal virtually anywhere lately. All it usually means is I have listen to the BBC World Service in fits and starts when I'm shopping, but this still seems very poor for a first world country in 2024. I was walking up and down looking for a signal, like it was the olden days, to check some train times today. I don't exactly live in an urban metropolis, but it's hardly the isolated wilds of Cumbria or something either.

>>35725
I can't slate them for that because I'm afraid I did as well. Then again I was 13 so maybe I shouldn't be so harsh on myself.
>> No. 35729 Anonymous
23rd October 2024
Wednesday 9:43 pm
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This fucking puzzle, man. It's total bollocks. It's absolute bullshit. Supposedly, it is a "classic logic puzzle", but I'd never heard of it and also it's just absolute shite. Fuck off.

I had a couple of decent ideas, too: fold one rope and tie it to the other rope, to make a rope 1.5x the length, and then light that at both ends, for example. Or light one rope at both ends so it burns in half an hour, then fold the other rope and light that at the "ends" end and the "middle" end so it burns in 15 minutes. Those might arguably work.

But no: you have to light one rope at both ends, and then light one end of the second rope. When the first rope has fully burnt, that'll be half an hour, so then you light the other end of the second rope, and it'll burn in 15 minutes. But what about the fact that if you light both ends, you have to light them at the same time? Oh just ignore that LMAO. You don't have to light the second rope's two ends at the same time after all, despite the puzzle quite specifically making it clear that you do. Fuck off. Just fuck off. This is the worst puzzle I have ever seen. It's dirty and disingenuous treachery. It's even worse than the one about two coins that make 25p, and one is not 20p...but the other one is! Get this stupid shit away from me.
>> No. 35730 Anonymous
24th October 2024
Thursday 11:03 am
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>>35729

Bit like the fox, the rabbit and the cabbage then.

A farmer has to get a fox, a rabbit and a cabbage across a river with his boat. He has to do it in such a way that the fox won't eat the rabbit, and the rabbit won't eat the cabbage. Which means that fox and rabbit as well as rabbit and cabbage cannot be in the same place at the same time. He can also only take one of them across each trip.

The answer is that he first takes the rabbit across the river. The fox won't eat the cabbage in his absence. Then he takes the cabbage, and comes back with the rabbit again, leaving it on the original side, and takes the fox across. The fox again won't eat the cabbage on the other side. Then he comes back and gets the rabbit.
>> No. 35731 Anonymous
24th October 2024
Thursday 3:09 pm
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Had a Tesla in front of me in traffic just now with an Apple logo sticker on the bootlid.

>I'm a smug cunt, oh and also, I'm a smug cunt.
>> No. 35732 Anonymous
24th October 2024
Thursday 3:45 pm
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>>35729

At a certain point I realised I started finding riddles obnoxious. There are a lot that are based on equivocation. oh you thought x meant x, and y meant y. Actually x means birth and y means a bird. Or instead of infering basic information from a statement you should take it in a completely counter intuitive way; like you are an autistic pedant, or my duplicitous ex who said with a straight face they never kissed anyone else because the other person kissed them.

Unless you know the specifics of said riddle. The puzzle is actually opaque and could really have been anything and there are typically false positives that make just as much sense, and you wouldn't be able to solve them on your own because the solution isn't actually a problem of logic it is based on arbitrary gibberish. They strike me as a stupid person's idea of a puzzle where being able to solve problems always seemed like some sort of magic anyway, so something actually requiring prior knowledge and something deductible are indistinguishable.

Like those order of priority maths problems on social media. If people used brackets there would be no issue. They problem is created through shitty communication alone. To continue the off tangent rant It appears to be the level of obnoxiousness that is weirdly praised but is wholly impractical. Like math equations are regularly written in a way that is obnoxious and has to be unpacked but when you come out of university and enter the real world programming is based around being as immediately clear as possible and we have to actually breed that 'clever way of writing it's out of newbies because no one has time to unpack that shit. Also fuck finnegans wake and anyone who thinks there is anything remotely clever about it
>> No. 35733 Anonymous
24th October 2024
Thursday 5:51 pm
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>>35729
I worked out the correct answer in a couple of minutes, but you're right that it's badly worded. I don't blame you for getting... tied up in knots.
>> No. 35734 Anonymous
24th October 2024
Thursday 5:58 pm
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>>35731
I think this is reinforcing my opinion that the word "smug" means nothing. Moreover that person has no taste.

>>35729
"Burn at inconsistent rates" is such an annoying phrase when you have to figure out an answer. I do understand it now you've explained it, but that's definitely a dick-ish question. Although I think I could figure out the one with the coins and I'm thick as pig shit.
>> No. 35737 Anonymous
25th October 2024
Friday 11:08 pm
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I found a nice flat but the new landlord wants a reference. I went to my current letting agency and asked them for a reference thinking it was all good but they refuse to give me one until the contract is signed with the tenant replacing me. The hold up is the landlord needs to sign the contract. Something he still needs to do despite me giving him money because apparently he needs to be compensated for his time which he's clearly not doing.

And yet, were I to go to his kebab house or his home and put a brick through a window I would be a criminal.
>> No. 35738 Anonymous
26th October 2024
Saturday 10:11 am
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>>35737
>I went to my current letting agency and asked them for a reference thinking it was all good but they refuse to give me one until the contract is signed with the tenant replacing me.

This doesn't make any sense to me. I thought the agency would be obligated to give you a reference regardless, the next tenant is irrelevant to your situation.
>> No. 35739 Anonymous
26th October 2024
Saturday 10:24 am
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I hate raking leaves. There's loads of tall, deciduous trees in the back garden here, and during the rest of the year they make the back garden a beautiful place, but it's a lot of work every autumn getting the leaves raked off the grass. And put into 120-litre bin bags. Some years, I've taken as many as ten of those bags to the tip.
>> No. 35740 Anonymous
26th October 2024
Saturday 2:06 pm
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>>35739
Leaves compost / rot down really well, if you have space and any actual garden. Seems like a battle to take them to the tip, unless there's no alternative.
>> No. 35741 Anonymous
26th October 2024
Saturday 2:55 pm
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>>35740

>if you have space and any actual garden

This house sits on a 7,600 sq ft plot. It has space, but not enough to compost up to ten bin bags full of leaves every year. There's a dual compost bin, but it's got just enough room for cut grass and weeds.
>> No. 35742 Anonymous
27th October 2024
Sunday 4:30 pm
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Bugger, I've lost my debit card. No problem, I'll just go online, freeze it, report it missing and get a new one...
>If you're using Online Banking, this form is no longer available. Download our app to use our latest features and complete your request. To do this please visit Click here (opens in a new window) for guidance.
I hope whoever did this is raped to death by hell beasts.
>> No. 35743 Anonymous
31st October 2024
Thursday 9:09 pm
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I moved a few months ago. Deliveroo have given me a bunch of discounts, which would be nice, except apparently hardly anyone delivers here. There is exactly one place open, and they aren't opted into the discount.
>> No. 35744 Anonymous
1st November 2024
Friday 11:08 am
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It's always upsetting when a 6 Music DJ I don't like comes back from some time-off.
>> No. 35745 Anonymous
1st November 2024
Friday 11:16 am
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>>35744

I changed over to it and I see what you mean. What an annoying voice.
>> No. 35746 Anonymous
2nd November 2024
Saturday 8:56 am
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>>35744
I want Lauren Laverne back, although Nick Grimshaw is less annoying than I thought he'd be.
>> No. 35747 Anonymous
3rd November 2024
Sunday 1:35 am
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If I hear one more person say it's "gone really cold all of a sudden" despite it having been the same temperature for weeks now, I'll have a stroke.

>>35746
I liked Laverne when she was on in the late-morning/early-afternoon, but she's too chilled for the breakfast slot. Or maybe I'm subconsciously a Keaveny loyalist and I'm justifying my bias without even realising it.
>> No. 35748 Anonymous
6th November 2024
Wednesday 2:31 pm
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Do people in office jobs understand the level of unskilled migration to the country? It's insane, irritating to work with, bad for social services and half of them are just as racist as us lot in their own ways.
>> No. 35749 Anonymous
6th November 2024
Wednesday 7:59 pm
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>>35748

People in office jobs have rarely experienced it first hand, and tend to think of themselves as middle class (even if often they aren't.) They do, howver, see jobs getting outsourced to Mumbai and the like, which is essentially the same thing the other way around. I think that is starting to wake many of them up to it, and it's why we've drifted away from that really elitist attitude you tended to encounter a lot in the early-mid 2010s where it was always snotty white collar types talking about how much better Polish plumbers are than English ones. They realised they are not exempt, and they can't just comfortably see foreign labour as a replacement for the loutish tradies who make them feel uncomfortable.
>> No. 35750 Anonymous
7th November 2024
Thursday 1:24 pm
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Multiple times over the past week or so I've attempted to access webpages that were at least visitable three or four years ago, but are now "unable to be found". Someone pick up the time-phone and let Tim Berners-Lee know not to bother, or DARPA, whoever.
>> No. 35751 Anonymous
7th November 2024
Thursday 3:44 pm
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>>35750
They might come back. Either the domain has expired, in which case you can do a whois lookup and see if it’s still in the grace period, or you can look up the DNS and cross your fingers that there just temporarily isn’t any.

My job today finally confirmed that we are no longer providing any sort of service relating to the above paragraph, and my job will instead from now on consist 100% of opening doors for people and accepting deliveries for them. This isn’t useful information to add, but it definitely belongs in /101/.
>> No. 35752 Anonymous
7th November 2024
Thursday 4:16 pm
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>>35748
This always feels surreal in London. I'd guess 90% of my office is white but once I get near to my house I become a minority.

Don't worry though, we have one woman in HR who makes a scene about everything diversity and from what I hear is an absolute nightmare to work with that throws people under the bus for her own mistakes. After the riots she organised 'safe space' discussions and someone must've upset her because she took over a corporate-level meeting to cry about what it feels like to be a black disabled eskimo immigrant. It really ruined what was otherwise a healthy meeting on my home day where I leave my headset on and go tend to my plants.

>>35749
Are jobs even being outsourced to Mumbai these days? It's been ages since I've heard an Indian voice on the telephone.
>> No. 35753 Anonymous
7th November 2024
Thursday 5:26 pm
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>>35752

They definitely still are, it's just that they have partially learned the lesson and stopped trying to make Indians with the stereotypical Phonejacker accent do first line customer service. It's one of the many ways WFH was a double edged sword, because once companies realised you can get away with having your workers stay at home and do everything over Zoom, it's a pretty logical next step to ask if you can get away with having them stay in a different country where you can pay them 1/10th as much.

I wanted to remain hopeful that this along with AI would finally awaken the white collar demographic to the fact that their interests are not aligned with capital. But alas, it seems my more cynical feelings were true, that the middle classes are even thicker than the plebs.
>> No. 35754 Anonymous
8th November 2024
Friday 12:21 am
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My reading glasses are my constant companion now. Which isn't unusual at age 50, but it's really been creeping up about the last one or two years. To the point that I now can't focus at all at what most people would call a normal reading distance. Casually reading a magazine or newspaper without my reading glasses has become almost impossible. I'm also now one of those people in the supermarket who holds items at arm's length to read the label.

There's no point complaining about getting old at my age. If you still do, you haven't learned anything. But the glasses thing is really annoying. Especially because I couldn't wait to get rid of my glasses as a teenlad when my parents finally agreed to get me contact lenses. So now I'm back to needing glasses again, and I can't say I like it.
>> No. 35755 Anonymous
8th November 2024
Friday 12:51 am
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>>35754

Ask your optician about multifocal contact lenses. The vast majority of contact lens users don't need reading glasses, they just need the right contact lenses.
>> No. 35758 Anonymous
8th November 2024
Friday 10:30 pm
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People saying all day long that they can't believe it's already November.

You know how calendars work. You've been on this planet long enough to know how quickly a year passes. What about this exactly is new to you this time around.
>> No. 35759 Anonymous
8th November 2024
Friday 11:19 pm
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>>35758
People saying Winter has already started when we're only part way through Autumn!
>> No. 35762 Anonymous
10th November 2024
Sunday 9:24 pm
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I don't think I'm the only guitar nerd here, but I doubt the other two of you are as much of a tedious nerd about it as I am.

I have a Helix multi-effect unit. It is linked up to my Marshall amp, and very cleverly, it handles all the channel switching etc on the amp via MIDI, so I don't need a separate footswitch. It's really very good. However, the way this works is effectively that I have 12 different copies of the same effects chain, one for each channel/mode on the amp. I have recently, after much agonising, decided that the best setting for the level control on the Tubescreamer patch is 8.5, not 9.5. Which I am sure you know, is a completely night and day difference now that I've noticed it, I cannot possibly live without having it correctly dialled in. If I were to accidentally record something with the wrong value I would have to scrap everything, delete every file and start fully from scratch out of sheer embarrassment.

That means I have to go through all twelve and change it, one by one, and press save. I thought, hang on, I can hook it up to the computer with USB and edit the patches that way, that will surely be easier.

I was wrong. Very wrong.
>> No. 35763 Anonymous
11th November 2024
Monday 2:40 pm
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Went out for Sunday lunch yesterday at a posh gastropub. It was overpriced, it wasn't that nice and now I've got the shits.
>> No. 35764 Anonymous
11th November 2024
Monday 11:10 pm
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I miss websites so much. We really don't appreciate what we have until it's gone. It's like how all the invertibrates are dead now.
>> No. 35765 Anonymous
11th November 2024
Monday 11:58 pm
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>>35764
I recently changed website by typing the URL over the URL in the tab I was currently in, rather than just opening a new tab and searching for the website's name. It felt so strange, like going back in time.
>> No. 35766 Anonymous
12th November 2024
Tuesday 12:12 pm
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>>35764

I am certain smartphones will be remembered as the worst invention of the digital age.
>> No. 35767 Anonymous
13th November 2024
Wednesday 2:33 pm
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Went for a blood test this morning and fainted. I'm not sure how long I was out for, but there was absolute pandemonium going on when I came around. Not my favourite way to spend a morning.
>> No. 35768 Anonymous
13th November 2024
Wednesday 2:50 pm
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Dear HMCTS,

Answer your fucking phones, you cunts.

I remain, &c.
>> No. 35769 Anonymous
13th November 2024
Wednesday 10:19 pm
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I forgot my bank password and now I have to go there tomorrow to reset it. I know for a fact that when I get there, they'll just redirect me to the app, and I know for certain that the app will make doing whatever I want to do as convoluted and confusing and infuriating as possible. What's even the point of physical banks anymore? I'm pretty sure they don't even keep money in them anymore.
>> No. 35770 Anonymous
13th November 2024
Wednesday 10:36 pm
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My 5 year old nephew has his own non-disposable Costa© cup, which annoys me.
>> No. 35771 Anonymous
14th November 2024
Thursday 1:01 am
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>>35769
I still sometimes go to physical banks to pay in cheques, because I hate all phone apps for anything and try to do as little online as I can. I don't need to justify myself to you; I prefer to pay cheques in at the bank and that's that. But the NatWest nearest me closed down, and when I travelled five miles to the second-closest NatWest, they showed me how to do it on the cash machine they have in the branch. I didn't mind that at all. But if you can pay in a cheque at a cash machine, why can't you do it at the machines outside the bank, which are available 24/7? I fully believe banks actively want it to be inconvenient to use their services.
>> No. 35772 Anonymous
14th November 2024
Thursday 4:27 am
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>>35771
It's okay grandad, you don't have long left.
>> No. 35773 Anonymous
14th November 2024
Thursday 9:04 am
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>>35771

"Banks are inconvenient" says man that refuses to use convenient banking services.
>> No. 35774 Anonymous
14th November 2024
Thursday 8:29 pm
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>>35773
Why is there a limit on paying in cheques with a camera / app? Sure, make it clear slower, check with the issuer that there are funds before even pretending to cash it if you must - but no, you've got to post it in and hope, or go to a place of disappointment (and then wait while they check it clears before it's spendable). _Why_ cripple the service?
Also, Santander. I ranted here years ago that Santander tended to mix up my business and personal accounts, sometimes paying from one if the other was low on funds. I finally closed the business accounts down. All seemed fine, except they closed my personal account and one of the business accounts, and left the other business account running, accruing a service charge, then overdraft fees because of the service charge. Sweet suffering fuck. When I complained, they said they'd review the phone call to see what I'd asked for. To be fair, they then called back an hour later, saying they'd refund everything, shut down everything, and never darken my banking doorstep again. Here's hoping.
>> No. 35775 Anonymous
18th November 2024
Monday 3:30 pm
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A couple of events I've been following still haven't announced their schedule for next year, despite it now being well past the point of the year where these are normally announced. Meanwhile, I have a court case ongoing and have been asked for availability for the next 9 months.
>> No. 35776 Anonymous
20th November 2024
Wednesday 3:08 pm
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Stalker 2 is out today, but not until 4pm, with no pre-load. So that's me not playing it til fucking tomorrow isn't it.

Why do they do this. What happened to pre-loading.
>> No. 35777 Anonymous
20th November 2024
Wednesday 7:59 pm
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>>35776
It's not GSC's fault the UK's internet is still primarily carried down Victorian sewer systems on the backs of semi-domesticated rats.
>> No. 35778 Anonymous
21st November 2024
Thursday 1:01 am
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>>35777

Sure, but the point being we had a perfectly adequate solution for that, but nobody uses it any more.

Also stop falling for the "reddit spacing" meme and leave a gap you immigrant.
>> No. 35780 Anonymous
27th November 2024
Wednesday 12:01 am
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At some point in this thread I've definitely complained about forum questions getting responses that amount to "that's actually not a problem/your problem is actually not that/I'm smarter than you, you fucking peon". However, I never expected to see that exact thing happening in The Guardian's "Sexual Healing" column. Obviously there are lots of different ways to cum, but you were specifically fucking asked about penetrative sex, you bastard. The rest of the column is similarly unhelpful.
>> No. 35781 Anonymous
27th November 2024
Wednesday 2:18 am
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>>35780

>However, I never expected to see that exact thing happening in The Guardian

Genuinely not trying to be a snarky cunt here but... Did you really not?
>> No. 35782 Anonymous
27th November 2024
Wednesday 5:56 am
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Recently put a mesh wifi setup in my house. It's fine. It's faster than the router I got from my ISP and covers the house better.

But all my IT adjacent friends, upon learning of this, have told me mesh networks are shit and I should have ran ethernet through my house and used Ubiquiti access points. First of all, fuck off, my system cost eighty quid in the black friday sales. Secondly, are you going to come round my house and drop cat 6 down my walls? No? then fuck off.

It's not just IT people, everyone seems to have an opinion on the way you should do something being the most expensive or labour intensive way possible, while I'm willing to bet they don't even do that method themselves.
>> No. 35783 Anonymous
27th November 2024
Wednesday 9:08 am
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>>35782
It's exactly this >>35780 shit! People giving you dogshit advice is a horrible impulse about half the population seem to have. I bet the "most expensive or labour intensive" way possible being proffered up to you is because a lot of people have seen an expert of two or more decades doing something similar on YouTube, or wherever. It's probably not a good bet, but I don't know where else people would get the idea that major DIY is necessary to get functionally the same internet speeds.

>>35781
Not really. Not in an advice column someone's taken the time to write in to, asking directly about a specific problem.
>> No. 35784 Anonymous
27th November 2024
Wednesday 9:42 am
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>>35783

>Not really.

Oh. You must not have read as much Guardian as me, then. To me that's one of the core features of the paper, if they have an opportunity to be smug, patronising, and dismissive, they will. Especially in that sort of column, you see it all the time, where the writer just assumes they know the person better than they know themselves.

Cynically, I don't think you end up being the person writing the Guardian's sex advice column unless you're exactly that sort of self-assured "I know what's best for you better than you do" tosser.
>> No. 35785 Anonymous
28th November 2024
Thursday 4:00 pm
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When I order a repeat prescription, I get a text message from the chemist saying "your prescription is ready for collection", but only about half the time. It'd be better if they didn't bother with the text messages at all, because it just causes more confusion.
>> No. 35786 Anonymous
28th November 2024
Thursday 5:49 pm
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I got one recently that said, “We have received your request and we will let you know when it’s ready for collection.” They haven’t so far. I always just order the prescription online in the first half of the week, then go in after work on Friday. They usually have it by then, whether I’ve been sent a message or not.
>> No. 35787 Anonymous
2nd December 2024
Monday 8:52 am
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Why do the powers that be make it so BASTARD DIFFICULT for a young person to get a proper ID? Ideally i would like a to get my passport renewed so I escape this hellhole but after 3 attempts at getting my identity verified its still saying the person that iv picked to verify me 'dose not fit the criteria'. So i thought Id try getting a provisional license so at least I can move out of my mum's shitty little flat but it says I either need a valid passport or a referee to confirm my identity so im back to square zero.

FUCKING CUNTS I FEEL SO TRAPPED
>> No. 35788 Anonymous
2nd December 2024
Monday 9:02 am
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>>35787

Have you tried your GP? I asked my GP (who had known me for more than two years) to sign my passport application, and they seemed quite happy to do so.

An employer, teacher, or lecturer should also be able to do this.
>> No. 35789 Anonymous
2nd December 2024
Monday 9:45 am
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>>35788
I wouldn't even know my GP's name, its been a long while since I've t been to the doctors. Thanks for the suggestion thought.

After sitting here for a bit I've come up with a 3 step plan to get my passport. I know I can get a 'citizen card' which doesn't require the referee to to know me for over two years. I can use this to apply for a provisional license, and then use the provisional to then renew my passport. It will take a few months and a load of ball ache but I think its doable. I fucking hope it is because I am losing the plot here.

Thank god for this thread, Im about ready to start screaming my problems at randomers on the street haha
>> No. 35790 Anonymous
3rd December 2024
Tuesday 3:53 pm
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Just had a tradesman around to do a quote. I know it's silly, but I cannot stand strangers poking around my house. Having some hairy-arsed builder in my bedroom just makes my skin crawl.
>> No. 35791 Anonymous
3rd December 2024
Tuesday 9:31 pm
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Morrisons have apparently merged their two separate delivery operations, and now I can't book a slot for next-day delivery.
>> No. 35792 Anonymous
3rd December 2024
Tuesday 9:33 pm
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I went to the shop to buy myself a meal deal and some sweeties as I have a project I want to do tonight. I forgot to get the sandwich.
>> No. 35793 Anonymous
3rd December 2024
Tuesday 9:52 pm
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I also forgot to complain about 'south-facing windows'.

South-facing windows was used a selling point for my place which I ignored as I'm not a daffodil but then found out why it's important. You see, during the day the sun would beam into a window which the computer desk was set-up next to. This meant that I had to shut the blind during the day which become too dingy for meetings.

I decided to then rearranged the room so that the computer desk would do a 180 to sit in the opposite corner wall but now when I close the blinds it leaves a gap due to the space between the blind and the window where someone could peep in at what I'm looking at/doing. I've since resorted to using sticky tape.
>> No. 35794 Anonymous
9th December 2024
Monday 5:35 am
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My fucking shared house neighbour is smoking on the doorstep regularly, again. For the past 10 days or so I've been dreaming of smoking and have considered buying a pack. 3 days ago I found my room is filling with smoke from my neighbour smoking on our shared doorstep. What's worse is it's at fucking 04:30 every morning. I'm having to get up after him, open all the windows to the cold jsut to breath fresh.

I'm trying to see it from his point of view - he's no access to a garden and no suitable, convinient locations to smoke beside the front door.

I am reasonable in my disturbance, right? When I smoked I took it to the other side of the street if not down the road into the local park, even in rain and heavy wind. I was in and out the door constantly all day but I wasn't, AFAIK, contaminating anyones homes for fuck sake.

I'd rather tell the letting agent that someone is doing it and ask for them to leave a note, but the neighbour is an mature approachable guy and I'm concerned of becoming too much of a nuicenance to the agency.

What should I say to the guy; "Mate would you close the door when you smoke on the doorstep? Theres a heavy breeze through my flat and it's carrying in a lot of smoke". That'll most likely be fine if I can catch him on the door, but going to his flat seems a bit much, like it's a confrontation.

I'm getting fed up of having to deal with living in mildly-close proximity to other people.
>> No. 35795 Anonymous
9th December 2024
Monday 5:41 am
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He smokes one on the door step then hotboxes his seperate, shared-hallway adjacent bathroom for the second, further adding to the smoke contained in the hallway. It's like a resevouir feeding into my room via the drafty door.
Damn I can barely spell this time of morning, every other word was sincerely typed in a southern drawl. I actually put Daww for door, no shit.
>> No. 35796 Anonymous
9th December 2024
Monday 7:08 am
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Not that I have a huge sample size to base this judgement on, but everyone I've met who believes, or claims to believe, in "manifesting" only does so in regard to getting a new car or a pay rise. The moment an immediate challenge rears it's ugly head manifesting goes out the window. From then on it's disaster o'clock and any positive mental attitude is ill-regarded.
>> No. 35797 Anonymous
9th December 2024
Monday 6:45 pm
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>>35794
I caught him on the doorstep a few hours later; "I say, would you mind closing the door when you smoke? A heavy draft runs through that carries the smoke into my room". He was fine, we had a little chat. He seems to think 'close the door' means 'hold it ajar', which still lets it smoke, only a fair bit less. This afternoon someone had sprayed air freshener in the hallway.
If it declines again over the next week I'll ask the letting agents to put up a sign or something.
>> No. 35798 Anonymous
9th December 2024
Monday 9:31 pm
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I used to have south-west facing windows in a flat I used to live in. Which is lovely in mid-winter when it's dark and miserable outside, but in mid-summer, it sometimes felt like a fucking sauna. Heat insulation wasn't great, which you could mitigate in winter by turning up the heat, but in mid-summer, it could get uncomfortable.
>> No. 35799 Anonymous
10th December 2024
Tuesday 1:26 am
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Facebook keeps recommending "Greb Comics" to me. They are the least funny comics I have ever seen. They are twee and cutesy, but I don't think they're even trying to be funny, nor to say anything at all.

I looked up their website to see if there might be some explanation, for example if they are AI-generated or specially designed for people recovering from strokes, and the website doesn't have any of the comics on there. All the site does is sell merchandise with these unfunny bullshit animals on. In this way, I think I might now understand the purpose of Greb Comics.
>> No. 35800 Anonymous
10th December 2024
Tuesday 8:02 am
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>>35799
That's pretty dire. It might sound like tedious nitpicking, but the number of bowls increasing by one in the second panel, then their disappearance entirely in the third, does suggest to me that whoever's drawing these doesn't give a monkey's.

If I was going to be more sympathetic, maybe the person behind Greb Comics is just trapped by it. Their Patreon is bringing in £1,200 a month, which isn't exactly gold teeth and Ferraris money, but is also too much money to stop making comic strips about animals selling and eating soup. Caveats about being a merch millionaire aside, "online content creation" does tend to pigeonhole people into always doing the thing that they are known for doing, even if they don't want to anymore.
>> No. 35801 Anonymous
10th December 2024
Tuesday 7:53 pm
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>>35799

I believe stuff like this is emerging to fill the niche of having no real purpose other than to be "wholesome". It's not aimed at kids or adults especially, it's not trying too hard to be complex or simple, it's not evvoking any kind of political messaging or larger point, there's absolutely zero subtext, and the overall theme is positive. It evokes warm feelings in normal people who aren't jaded burnt out internet 'Nam vets like us lot. It's being deliberately as universal as possible as a sort of antidote to the way everything else nowadays is so manipulative, served up by the algorithm to garner maximum clicks, and in that way sort of game the algorithm itself.

On that basis I kind of can't really bring myself to hate it, it's completely meaningless white noise shite dripping imperceptibly into an infinitely vast ocean of meaningless white noise shite, such is the way of what we call "culture" nowadays (see also my upcoming post on /g/ about AI and why it won't make a difference other than accelerating the same path we were already on; only accessible if you subscribe to my patreon), but at least it's trying to be nice.

What do you reckon that Warhol lad would have made of internet memes? I reckon he would have been all in on NFT's.
>> No. 35802 Anonymous
11th December 2024
Wednesday 6:34 pm
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>>35799

This is clearly chasing upvotes from redtits twee wholesomeness coming from most likely a place of cynicism. The cunt couldn't even spell soup correctly on the sign twice.

>>35801

I don't accept the premise once you make it you have to be ideology bankrupt. The Beatles got progressively more bizarre as they went on and they had a lot more to lose. If they can take a risk anyone else can. They also knew when to stop.
>> No. 35803 Anonymous
11th December 2024
Wednesday 9:42 pm
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>>35802
One of my gripes with it is that it reminds me so strongly of the Itchy & Scratchy episode with no violence:


>> No. 35804 Anonymous
13th December 2024
Friday 8:39 pm
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Spending my Friday night carefully removing labels from a wool hat and gloves without damaging the yarn. It's annoying how people are okay with walking around with an advertisement on their forehead but it's also hard to find quality goods without them.

I reckon in a few hundred years people will look back on this the same way we look at a codpiece or the regency era.
>> No. 35805 Anonymous
13th December 2024
Friday 9:19 pm
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>>35804

>It's annoying how people are okay with walking around with an advertisement on their forehead but it's also hard to find quality goods without them.

There are some fashion and designer brands that cater to people who are minted. Most of them don't have any visible brand logos at all.

Some people think Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren clothes are signs you've made it. Especially when their logos are ostentatiously visible. But their sales are much more fuelled by aspirations of the lower and middle classes than by those who know they don't need to look rich to be rich.
>> No. 35806 Anonymous
13th December 2024
Friday 10:06 pm
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>>35804
I hate finding a great shirt or a pair of trousers before I'm confronted with some God awful logo.

Apart from the hat I'm not sure what's wrong with the Regency-era clothing. Lose that and swap out the jacket for something a bit more contemporary and you could probably get away with the rest of it. At an anime con anyway.
>> No. 35807 Anonymous
14th December 2024
Saturday 2:10 am
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T-shirts are the worst offenders imo because for some absurd reason graphic t-shirts are often cheaper than simple plain colour.

>Apart from the hat I'm not sure what's wrong with the Regency-era clothing. Lose that and swap out the jacket for something a bit more contemporary and you could probably get away with the rest of it. At an anime con anyway.

It carries a lot of nostalgia though. I reckon in the future people might have a false-nostalgia for mass produced consumer goods of today even after the economy moves toward mass customization manufacture and we can all go a bit mad in our fashion. A bit like how kids keep stealing 90s and 00s fashion these days and I keep passing groups of kids and having to to do a double take.

We all know you would have ladies throwing their knickers at you in the street if you dressed like a regency gentleman. But we don't because it's still a bit daft in reality.

>Lose that and swap out the jacket for something a bit more contemporary and you could probably get away with the rest of it. At an anime con anyway.

I was thinking more about losing the vest and cravat which were both the result of social convention at the time. The jacket itself just needs tailoring on the arms and something that brings away from the circus ring leader vibe but it does a lot to create a tight form.

Fuck I wish breeches, cossack trousers and high-boots came back. Along with colour and flair in general. I dress a little colourful for a bloke, some would say fruity, but men's fashion basically tops out at a suit. That's good and bad but it limits the options to look nice.
>> No. 35808 Anonymous
14th December 2024
Saturday 2:33 pm
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Still rockin' the plain fruity looms, lads. You should get in on it, they're reasonably made and cost under £5 each - https://www.fruit.com/
>> No. 35809 Anonymous
14th December 2024
Saturday 2:50 pm
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>>35808
>they're reasonably made

I've always been left disappointed on this front. Twice actually I had godawful items delivered in the form of sub-par t-shirts (loose threads, VIBRANTLY coloured and thin) and a jumper that was so badly put together it left fluff everywhere and had illogical proportions so I swore off ever dealing with their bullshit again.

Go with SoftSpun for t-shirts, 100% cotton and decently thick. £5.98 a pack.

Now if you lads can kindly tell me what kinds of jeans I'm supposed to wear these days that would be grand. For some reason skinny/tapered is still the norm for manufacturers despite them not being very much out of fashion but equally regular fit still feels poorly fitted to the human form.
>> No. 35810 Anonymous
14th December 2024
Saturday 2:58 pm
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It depends on your size, but I'm afraid you need stretchy jeans. They're all so tight that only stretchy jeans of the denim-cycling-shorts variety can reasonably be worn.
>> No. 35811 Anonymous
14th December 2024
Saturday 3:23 pm
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I have an issue with a parcel delivered today. Unfortunately, it was handled by Evri, who have made themselves uncontactable. Their "contact us" page offers a chat and a phone line, but neither of them are of any use.

The chat just asks for a question, but pretty much anything you type just sends you through the loop of giving a tracking ID, and then a limited range of options. If you refuse to give it a tracking ID, it refuses to bail, it just asks you again and again. For a laugh I told it I was reporting a murder and it said "OK, what's the tracking ID?". It does not appear to hand off to an agent at all.

The helpline demands a tracking ID, reads you some information, then hangs up on you. If you try and give it an invalid option or ID, it refuses to bail but will eventually hang up on you.

It would appear that at some point they've looked up how to speak to a human, because the various options that people describe are gone - there is no longer a button in the chat to identify as a sender, a generic help option on their business support line has been removed, etc.
>> No. 35812 Anonymous
16th December 2024
Monday 8:03 am
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You can get Hollister shirts for about £5 or £6 when they're on offer. I know otherlad won't like they have a bird embroidered into them, but it's quite subtle.
>> No. 35813 Anonymous
16th December 2024
Monday 1:11 pm
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What’s the issue? If Evri delivered it, and you got it, what do you want to ask them about? If it showed up broken, you might be better off telling the sender, and they might send you a replacement.
>> No. 35814 Anonymous
16th December 2024
Monday 2:26 pm
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Salespeople who are more interested in upselling you than they care about what you actually need. I've found it happens all the time.
>> No. 35815 Anonymous
17th December 2024
Tuesday 6:29 pm
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Base rate went down 6 November, Santander are only applying it to my tracker mortgage from 2 December.
>> No. 35816 Anonymous
19th December 2024
Thursday 10:14 pm
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Sure, mum, just tell me six days before Christmas you "don't like beef". Great. Thanks.
>> No. 35817 Anonymous
20th December 2024
Friday 9:16 pm
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Thought I'd spilt some drops of water on my the feet of my desk. Only it wasn't. It wasn't water at all...
>> No. 35818 Anonymous
21st December 2024
Saturday 9:52 pm
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Here Without You, a mopey ballad by 3 Doors Down, has more than twice as many views as Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down, a stone-cold banger.
>> No. 35819 Anonymous
21st December 2024
Saturday 11:58 pm
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>>35818

Finally I get to post Pat Finnerty.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boKihmOqypc
>> No. 35820 Anonymous
24th December 2024
Tuesday 12:54 am
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The peak of my travel hell today was when I went to scan the pdf train ticket on my phone at the barriers and my Google Wallet decided to 'helpfully' ping. It doesn't even have a transit card attached so now I've just got a one-way scan sitting on my bank card. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with that besides go fuck myself.

It's incredibly annoying and likely means an ordeal to claw even the advanced ticket cost back. Even worse is that Google doesn't make it an easy on/off switch to NFC - I've had to download an app that quickly links to the NFC settings because the fuckers don't want you to be able to disable it. I might have to get a smart watch just for the payment feature because I can't be arsed with carrying a wallet again.
>> No. 35821 Anonymous
24th December 2024
Tuesday 2:48 pm
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I nipped out to the Tesco Express just for some cans of coke and last minute beers. Wasn't going to bother but thought fuck it may as well.

On the way back my bloody exhaust has fallen off. So now I'm sat waiting for a mechanic to come out. Good job it happened today I suppose, or it would have happened tomorrow when I set off to go visit the family and that would have been twice as much of a ballache.
>> No. 35822 Anonymous
24th December 2024
Tuesday 7:40 pm
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I paid extra to travel first class so that I might have a bit of space and not deal with having to stand on what was likely to be a busy train, and hopefully also rinse the trolley for whatever I could get.

The train turned up short-formed and first class was full and standing most of the way, and no trolley service. So now I'm going to have to figure out who I have to complain to get some money back.
>> No. 35823 Anonymous
24th December 2024
Tuesday 8:45 pm
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>>35820

Was this in London? If so you can claim a refund through the tfl website.
>> No. 35825 Anonymous
24th December 2024
Tuesday 9:23 pm
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>>35823
Yeah fortunately I found out this morning that it has decided to charge me on internal TFL fares. Which is very odd if you think about it. National Rail services have TFL barriers which means you could in theory get the train somewhere out of London for the day and scan at the barriers when you come back like you'd just spent all day bumbling about on the underground network only to arrive where you left (assuming you dodge any ticket inspectors).

Either way I'll have to see what they say to an email but at least it's only £6.70 and not some national fare.

>>35824
No, dickhead, the easy access setting was removed on Google Pixel phones. Instead you get a 'Google Wallet' app icon which just opens the service to select payment cards.

As a result to turn off NFC you have to go into settings > connected devices > scroll down > connection preferences > NFC > slide off > wait a second. Yet again Google's approach to consumer adoption is to simply make the whole process of opting out as annoying as possible.
>> No. 35826 Anonymous
24th December 2024
Tuesday 10:10 pm
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>>35822

>rinse the trolley for whatever I could get

What like, chocolate frogs and Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans?
>> No. 35827 Anonymous
24th December 2024
Tuesday 11:21 pm
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Kids who call their parents by their first names.

I don't care how alternative or hipster you think you are. You should not be Joe and Emily to your teenage son and daughter.
>> No. 35828 Anonymous
25th December 2024
Wednesday 9:46 pm
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I live in a quiet town in Kent, and at about 9pm I went out for a smoke, and ended up getting a wrap from the only takeaway, because I didn't want to start dipping into any of the limited stock my mum told me we had.

I left the door unlocked because I was only going 5 minutes down the road and people were in the house.

Got back, she tells me she's upset I didn't lock the door, *and also angry at me for getting food*. She was telling me off, for buying food. I'm fucking 33 years old. What the fuck is wrong with her? I come down here for her, back home I've got 6 mates in the house who I could be getting pissed and dancing with right now, but I come down for her and it's my first Christmas single after an 8 year relationship and she doesn't give a fucking shit. It's all about her. I ask absolutely NOTHING of her, I could stay in a hotel down the road, she offers accomodation and food and that's great but I don't fucking need it. I don't need to be this hungry.

Told me today she chucked the rest of it. Half a fucking wrap. Oh, chicken was so small that there's none left after dinner? No problem, I've got the rest of my wrap OH WAIT NO.

Fuck this fucking bollocks. I'm very lucky to have a mum and one who cares for me, but I also never want to go back home because of bullshit like this.

And now stepdad is telling me to slow down on drinking. I'm not even drunk, I've had like 6 pints today on top of Christmas lunch. I was eating a packet of crisps an hour ago and they were LOOKING at me. Fuck this bollocking shit.

How's your Christmas?
>> No. 35829 Anonymous
25th December 2024
Wednesday 10:13 pm
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>>35828

I think for a lot of people, myself included, Christmas is one of those tedious occasions where you feel obligated to spend your time with people you don't really care about that much, not to mention the hassle of wasting money on presents they probably won't even like. My siblings all bought lavish presents for each other like brand new videogames and Marco Pierre White restaurant vouchers whereas I could only afford to spend 10-15 quid on each of their presents and felt like a cheapskate, also had to endure my brother's 10 minute anecdote about how the rare Lego set his girlfriend got him wasn't to his liking, but whatever. Later in the evening we ended up playing Risk on the Switch which took about 3 fucking hours, it's a slow paced game to begin with but combine that with my Dad who hasn't played a videogame since Goldeneye 30 years ago and had barely any idea what was going on, I had to make deliberately bad moves on purpose otherwise we'd have been there all night. So yeah, Christmas is overrated.
>> No. 35831 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 12:54 am
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Looks like timescape model of the universe might be on to a winner and will soon become the consensus among astrophysicists.

If it all proves out within our new observations then the future of the universe (and science fiction) becomes much more complicated as some bits of the universe are liable to implode into black holes while the broader heat death of the universe is prolonged - but to a variable timespan relative to location. And no you still can't leave the local group and things get confusing outside of galaxies because you'd see the Milky Way slow down as you travel out while other galaxies would steadily speed up as you approach. I suppose we want to shift SETI now to look for deep-time observatories and laboratories out in the void along with beacons taking advantage of time dilation effects but which sends ultra-long messages.

We're all going to look a right bunch of twats to future generations now:

>Yeah so we all believed in this magic undetectable energy that was growing. No you couldn't see it and it didn't really interact but also it was everywhere and we suspected it might one day cause everything to explode everywhere at once.
>Nobody considered differing time-dilation effects within voids and clusters of matter despite living on a gravity well

>>35828
>>35829
Family innit, you quickly remember why you moved out. My mum keeps joking that all my friends must have families of their own now which is the real reason I'm visiting which is the kind of backhanded commentary she's known for. I don't think I'll visit them at Christmas again and I can't imagine how horrible it must be to lose everything and have to live with your parents again.

I did check out Bumble and it's true that you age 10-years out of London. Everyone's got kids and they list home ownership, car ownership, family status and having a job on their bio - as a checklist. I've been entirely too quick to judge the dickheads in London.
>> No. 35832 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 2:21 am
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>>35831
The one with tachyons? I read that, it was fairly difficult but I think I got the layman's gist. I've still got the copy in storage, might lug it out.

Sorry to hear about your mum. Mums can be very maternal dickheads. On the bumble thing, I had a similar experience in the lakes, lots of single mums, yet almost none in London. Actually saw one of them in the local pub later, she didn't swipe on me but I got her number anyway. Met her dad too, interesting bloke.
>> No. 35833 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 10:12 am
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>>35831

>We're all going to look a right bunch of twats to future generations now

Pff, I was saying dark matter was an arse pull years ago. Of course nobody listened to me, but it goes to show what all these experts and their fancy letters at the end of their name know eh.
>> No. 35834 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 12:58 pm
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People who, for weeks, were complaining that the Christmas stress was getting to them, and that they couldn't wait for it to be over, and now they are complaining that Christmas is almost over and they didn't get to enjoy it as much as they hoped. Just make up your minds.
>> No. 35835 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 1:16 pm
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>>35834
(many) people are fuckwits, and acknowledging this fact can be liberating.
To be fair, everyone's a fuckwit, one way or another, but for some people it's 90% of their makeup. Just ignore their rambling, they're fuckwits. If you miss something that turns out to be relevant, they'll probably say it again. If not, meh.
>> No. 35836 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 2:37 pm
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It doesn't seem right to post this in the Christmas thread. However, I wanted to whinge about Steven Moffat, after mentioning in that thread that we should have him killed. This way, at least, the court will hear my side of the story when I'm in the dock.

Anyway, I can't stand his writing style. Everyone's dialogue is so quippy and cute, almost no matter what. One bloke in last night's Doctor Who was about to die by dissolving into ember-like particles, and knew it, but still couldn't break out of Moffat-speak. The character also pointed out that he'd been quite prominent in the story up until then, and as such the audience needed to understand that it was a shock for him to die so early and meaninglessly like this. Isn't Steven clever?

Maybe the Doctor Who Christmas special wasn't even especially bad? Perhaps if I was a Who-head I'd have cared less? However, I was on the frontlines for the Sherlock debacle all those years ago, and was one of seemingly quite few people who bore witness to his atrocious Dracula mini-series. As such, all his little habits and ticks shine like splinters of glass in a carpet when I notice them. It filled me with something approaching dread last night, because it's one thing to gloss over details, handwave away logic and have everyone behave like complete weirdos for three-quarters-of-an-hour, but when Moffat does that for a whole series it inevitably leads to the entire thing becoming a clown show. There's also the more mundane problem that his Doctor and his Sherlock are basically the same bloke.

I did see some of you criticising the Doctor's fit in the Christmas thread. That's not something I can agree with at all, Ncuti Gatwa's costume is primo, absolutely nothing wrong with it. Definitely upgrade on Jodie Whittaker's clobber, because the coat she had to wear looked like one of those "blanket hoodies" that should come with a mental health intervention.
>> No. 35837 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 3:05 pm
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>>35836

>There's also the more mundane problem that his Doctor and his Sherlock are basically the same bloke.

Which is to say, they are absolutely nobody in particular. Part of my problem with modern Who is that the Doctor just has no character other than being a clever dispenser of information who points his gadget at things to advance the plot. Eccleston had a personality, Tennant had a personality, but he started losing it around about the time of Matt Smith, I reckon.

It really was a monkey's paw having him become the main writer, I remember how much we all complained back in the Russel T Davies era, and thought Moffat would smash it considering he had written some of the best episodes up until then. I think he's just one of those writers who struggles to stretch ideas out, it's weird that he's in telly when he'd be far better writing movies probably.

Anyway the costume is just a waste of a good coat. They always try make him look eccentric but instead it just looks like he didn't finish getting dressed. His best costume in recent years was when he was just dressed as a regular ITV police drama detective but with converse.
>> No. 35838 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 3:36 pm
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There are a lot of people out there who like popcorn and they're very good at making popcorn that's popular with other fans of popcorn. They can even make popcorn better than a Michelin star chef could - they add more salt and butter, they know exactly how long to microwave the bag, how to shake it before it goes in just right so all the kernels pop. None of that's covered in culinary school. But it's not good for you to eat nothing but popcorn. They couldn't make a nutritious meal, they can't work the same ingredients in other ways, for other dishes. There's no understanding of balance or subtlety, contrast or meaning. There's very little effort, knowledge or risk going into it, just very specific steps to make a particularly moreish variant of popcorn. But they and their fans will get very angry at the suggestion they're not the same as Michelin star chefs. They're both making food, aren't they? Just look at all their admirers, cramming their greasy maws with popcorn. Clearly, if anything, they're better than professionally trained chefs - they're more popular, after all. I expect you realise I'm not talking about food.
>> No. 35839 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 4:05 pm
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>>35838
Clearly I've never ventured into to popcorn fandom corner of the internet.
>> No. 35840 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 5:18 pm
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>>35838

>I expect you realise I'm not talking about food.

I actually thought you were on about popcorn. You've made the analogy far too opaque here lad, because I can't figure out what you are actually on about, unless it's something as vague as just people having opinions.
>> No. 35841 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 6:24 pm
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I don't think it matters what the analogy is actually about; it applies to so many different things in life.

>>35838
Unfortunately, I disagree.
>> No. 35842 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 6:49 pm
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>>35838
Do you reckon that if popcorn had a good enough PR department and more experimental cooks that it could end up a staple item in actual cuisine like an alternative to rice or mash? You'd have to tinker the recipe a little bit to make it less sweet but I bet all the pits and edges would make it hold a sauce well while it's flavour as more a neutral-bitter cardboard could lead to a new cuisine using more fragrant citrus paired with fish.

Yeah laugh all you want, lads. Even Jesus was misunderstood in his time. But we're due another new cuisine anyway - what's the last new food that we had? Fucking Nandos probably.
>> No. 35843 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 6:56 pm
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>>35842
It's a snack, similar to crisps. You wouldn't cook with crisps or pretzels.
>> No. 35844 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 7:43 pm
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>>35843
Lyonnaise Potatoes.
>> No. 35845 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 8:53 pm
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>>35843

Corn though innit, loads of Mexican stuff uses corn as the base. Tortilla chips and hard shell tacos are basically crisps, and they're accepted as real food if you pour some chilli and guacamole over them.

I think the problem with popcorn would be that it would go soggy and lose its structural integrity in a sauce. The main characteristic of rice and pasta and so on is that it can handle being submerged for extended periods. Popcorn would have to be something more like eating cereal with milk, where the clock is ticking to get it down you before it goes from crispy and satisfying, into a stodgy mush.
>> No. 35846 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 10:36 pm
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>>35841
How do you disagree if you also think it applies to many things?
>> No. 35847 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 10:53 pm
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>>35846
Because I have seen this sort of appeal to authority over and over again in life, and the people who cling to this logic are afraid, ultimately, of how it will reflect on them if they are backing someone who is imperfect, and whose achievements are ultimately unimpressive. So they denigrate the opponents of their beloved champion, not with rational criticisms of the excellent popcorn, but with desperate fallacies that it's only popcorn anyway.
>> No. 35848 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 11:12 pm
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>>35847
Enjoy your superhero films I guess.
>> No. 35849 Anonymous
26th December 2024
Thursday 11:14 pm
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I didn't realise Steven Moffat posted here.
>> No. 35850 Anonymous
27th December 2024
Friday 10:12 am
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>>35849
Moffat is very much popcorn.
>> No. 35851 Anonymous
27th December 2024
Friday 8:58 pm
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I love AliExpress more than I love my own mother, but they have one very annoying quirk. They send you update emails for each item, not for each order or package. There's at least five emails per item between confirming the order and confirming delivery, often more. I recently made an order with 73 items and forgot to turn off email updates. My inbox is fucked.
>> No. 35858 Anonymous
30th December 2024
Monday 5:40 pm
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People need to keep their fucking new years resolutions to themselves.
>> No. 35859 Anonymous
30th December 2024
Monday 5:56 pm
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>>35858
Getting mad about the fat lasses planning to lose weight?
>> No. 35860 Anonymous
30th December 2024
Monday 7:31 pm
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>>35859

Show me one fat lass who does.
>> No. 35861 Anonymous
30th December 2024
Monday 8:48 pm
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>>35860

Every girl I've ever dated as soon as we have broken up.
>> No. 35863 Anonymous
30th December 2024
Monday 10:29 pm
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>>35861

One of my exes lost weight while mourning our breakup. Kind of a sad story, riddled with misumderstandings that both broke us up and then prevented us from getting back together, and then only years later I found out that she soon deeply regretted breaking up with me, while I was just so hurt that I just wanted her out of my life and essentially ghosted her. Anyway, I guess the whole thing caused her to lose about a stone, so that when I very briefly saw her again two months after our breakup, she looked really fit.
>> No. 35866 Anonymous
31st December 2024
Tuesday 12:39 am
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I keep getting this urge to describe things I don't like as "pure gash", but it would sound like such a strange affectation coming out of my mouth that I mustn't let it happen.
>> No. 35874 Anonymous
1st January 2025
Wednesday 11:50 pm
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A month ago I visited a pal in London. He, generously, offered to let me stay in the flat he shares with his wife. Instead I opted to book a hotel for myself, so I could wake up hours earlier than they were going to, listen to a podcast in the shower and generally just do my own thing for in the morning. But one of those things I was planning on doing was having IBS. I've barely shat straight for three years now, so much so that the previous visits I've made over the their place, when I did stay in their flat, I've fasted the day before, because I couldn't count on not obliterating their toilet.

So the shit I take that morning at the hotel? Nothing wrong with it. But get this, I haven't had my guts go ape since then either. The day I drank about eight coffees? Fine. Eating an entire box of Heroes I was gifted by work? Not a problem. Enough fried chicken to render me semi-conscious? Digested with nary a fuss.

I have no idea why this has happened. But it's been a month now, and it appears as if the horrible stomach issues I've had since the tail end of 2021 are over or have, at the very least, considerably lessened in severity. Was it the regenerative properties of the London air? Herd immunity via the tube? The little sachet of brown sugar I put in my coffee at the hotel? Who can say?
>> No. 35881 Anonymous
2nd January 2025
Thursday 11:37 am
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>>35874
> morning at the hotel? Nothing wrong with it. But get this, I haven't had my guts go ape since then either. The day I drank about eight coffees? Fine. Eating an entire box of Heroes I was gifted by work? Not a problem. Enough fried chicken to render me semi-conscious? Digested with nary a fuss
Glad for the follow up, always apreciate ongoing story posts.
You sure it's IBS and not just .. indulgence? Diet or stess, even.
>> No. 35884 Anonymous
2nd January 2025
Thursday 12:12 pm
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>>35881
The rest of my post does make it sound like eat like a French duke at court in Versailles, but those are just festive outliers I promise you. I will confess I was never formally told "you have IBS", but this time three years ago I was finding blood in my stool, which was definitely something, and they did rule out all the potentially fatal options.

Anyway, that's enough scat-posting for me. It's britfa, not boschfa.
>> No. 35885 Anonymous
2nd January 2025
Thursday 3:02 pm
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>>35874

Maybe the exercise and conscious hydration most people do during travel helped you?
>> No. 35897 Anonymous
3rd January 2025
Friday 6:05 pm
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I should have asked Santa for an Intel B580 12GB, because besides magic it doesn't look like I'm finding one for sale any time soon.
>> No. 35898 Anonymous
3rd January 2025
Friday 9:18 pm
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>>35897

They are available, but you'll be paying a bit over MSRP.

https://www.cclonline.com/sb580t-12goc-sparkle-arc-b580-titan-oc-12gb-gddr6-graphics-card-475500/

https://www.overclockers.co.uk/intel-arc-b580-12gb-pci-express-gddr6-limited-edition-graphics-card-gra-int-03759.html
>> No. 35899 Anonymous
3rd January 2025
Friday 10:10 pm
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>>35898

Not them but I haven't bought a graphics card for about a decade, and maybe I should think about upgrading soon. My pc won't last forever, What is the going rate now?
>> No. 35900 Anonymous
3rd January 2025
Friday 10:50 pm
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>>35899

Are you a gamer? If yes, then there's bad news for you.
>> No. 35901 Anonymous
3rd January 2025
Friday 11:24 pm
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>>35899

The video card market is absolute dogshit at the moment. You'll pay over £300 for a mid-tier card like an RTX 4060 Ti or an RX 7600 XT.

If you've only got a 1080p monitor and don't plan on upgrading to anything higher-res, you're probably best off getting a second-hand card off eBay.
>> No. 35902 Anonymous
3rd January 2025
Friday 11:34 pm
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>>35898
Yeah, that feels like a bit of a pisstake, honestly. Not as much as a pisstake as Overclockers charging £300 for a Ryzen 7 5800X that you can get for £150 or less from many, many other retailers, but I digress. I'll probably cave at some point anyway, it's just that being a tight bastard is so fundemental to who I am and changing is so hard.

The Sparkle card wouldn't fit in my tiny case either, so fine are the margins. DO NOT tell me to change my case, I will NEVER abandon The Cube.
>> No. 35903 Anonymous
3rd January 2025
Friday 11:44 pm
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>>35902
>it's just that being a tight bastard is so fundemental to who I am and changing is so hard.
Me too, and I don't really play games now, so when I replace my ancient PC, I'm not even going to have a graphics card to begin with. I'm going to use the integrated graphics for the 10-year-old games I occasionally still play, and if a new game I want comes out, I can buy the card then. Hopefully prices will have gone down by the time I decide to buy Subnautica or Bioshock Infinite or whichever Last of Us was the good one. It also feels better when you spread the cost, at least to me.
>> No. 35907 Anonymous
6th January 2025
Monday 8:34 pm
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Royal Mail have become very slipshod with their delivery around here. It's happened twice in just a few weeks that I had a letter in the post that was pretty clearly addressed to one of my neighbours. One of those times, while absent mindedly going through my mail, I opened the letter, and only realised that it wasn't for me when it turned out to be an invoice for over £180 that my neighbour owed to somebody. It was then more than a bit awkward to go over to my neighbour and explain the situation, as he's somebody that I don't normally have anything to do with. Also, a while ago, I got a letter that was addressed to somebody with the same street name and house number as mine, except they appeared to live in Manchester, and the postcode wasn't even remotely similar to mine. I live in the South. Still not sure how that could have happened.
>> No. 35909 Anonymous
6th January 2025
Monday 11:40 pm
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It's like he has the mind of a teenager. How do these people end up with 3 hours podcasts being watched by millions people?
>> No. 35910 Anonymous
7th January 2025
Tuesday 11:03 am
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>>35907
>It was then more than a bit awkward to go over to my neighbour
Why didn't you just put it through his door?
>> No. 35911 Anonymous
7th January 2025
Tuesday 11:46 am
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>>35910

He saw me coming up to his house with the letter in my hand.
>> No. 35912 Anonymous
7th January 2025
Tuesday 12:57 pm
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>>35909

Because many more people with the minds of teenagers listen.
>> No. 35913 Anonymous
9th January 2025
Thursday 7:48 pm
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People who always complain that "there's no snow anymore in winter"... and then when we do get a few days worth of snow and freezing temperatures, they are the first to moan about "the chaos".

Just move to Greenland. too soon?
>> No. 35914 Anonymous
12th January 2025
Sunday 5:04 pm
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I may need to implement a filter.
>> No. 35915 Anonymous
12th January 2025
Sunday 8:14 pm
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>>35914
I get the same shite to my Outlook account but it's all in my Junk folder, isn't yours?

Setting filters for me does nothing because annoyingly it doesn't seem to run them if the email goes to Junk in the first place.
>> No. 35916 Anonymous
12th January 2025
Sunday 8:56 pm
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>>35915
Nope, that's the "focused" section of my inbox. Is the stuff in your junk folder specifically the spam emails with the sender in quotation marks too? I'm still getting regular spam, sans quotation marks, into my junk folder, but for some reason Outlook's flummoxed by this new breed of spam email. It's not uncommon for there to be the odd spam email in my inbox, but nothing like this. It's been going on for about a week now, but I was just letting it run to see if Microsoft would get onto or, I don't know what really, I was just curious.

Makes me nostalgic for "hello pervert!".
>> No. 35917 Anonymous
12th January 2025
Sunday 9:35 pm
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>>35916

Gmail automatically filters stuff that isn't technically spam but is annoying into "updates" and "promotions" folders. It's also an IMAP/POP3 client that will work with any email provider - even multiple email accounts simultaneously.
>> No. 35918 Anonymous
13th January 2025
Monday 12:16 pm
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The neighbour's cat keeps leaving dead, half chewed mice on my doorstep. Sometimes the entire mouse, where you wonder what the point of killing it was to the cat, and then on days like today, I find a severed mouse head and some mouse guts.

I've talked about this with my neighbour, but she said she isn't sure what I want her to do about it, as she can't control what her cat does when it's out and about.

She's lucky I'm generally very fond of cats. I actually really love cats. But other people would have a pretty good idea what to do about it.
>> No. 35919 Anonymous
13th January 2025
Monday 12:29 pm
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>>35918

Does the cat have a bell on the collar? Do you live in an urban area?

I'm guessing it's more that she can't be arsed to do anything about it.
>> No. 35920 Anonymous
13th January 2025
Monday 12:40 pm
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>>35918
Just hiss at it whenever you spot it around the area. It'll see you're claiming the territory, like other cats do, and will learn it's a less safe place to munch on mice.
Let your neighbour know that you're doing it, mind, and that you're not intent on hitting it or anything, just shoo-ing it away.

Alternatively you could recover the bones for use in a macabre diorama.
>> No. 35921 Anonymous
13th January 2025
Monday 1:59 pm
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>>35920
>Alternatively you could recover the bones for use in a macabre diorama.
Please no .gs Dahmer arcs.
>> No. 35922 Anonymous
13th January 2025
Monday 4:30 pm
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>>35919

I live in an area right on the edge of the city, i.e. there's fields and forest for miles right behind our street. It's pretty much cat heaven.

I've been looking to get my own cat actually, although it's probably going to get a bit crowded here. I've counted no less than five different other cats in my back garden so far.


>I'm guessing it's more that she can't be arsed to do anything about it.

Pretty much.

Then again, there really isn't much you can do. Cats aren't good learners when it comes to disciplining them. If you yell at a cat or get noticeably upset with it for leaving a mouse at your door ten minutes earlier, that cat will have no clue what the fuck you're on about. You can point at the mouse all you want, the cat won't make any connection.
>> No. 35923 Anonymous
14th January 2025
Tuesday 1:02 am
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Erm...have Microsoft bought Yahoo? Or is the world of online news much, much worse than I assumed? Maybe there'll be someone here who gets all their news online and is used to this, but I'm not and it's absolutely disgraceful.
>> No. 35925 Anonymous
14th January 2025
Tuesday 1:29 pm
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>>35923
The story is published by TechRadar and syndicated on MSN, Yahoo! and beyond.
>> No. 35926 Anonymous
14th January 2025
Tuesday 8:39 pm
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>>35918

Something took the mouse head and guts over night. It probably wasn't the neighbour's cat. They were gone this morning, and it's as if something licked my doorstep clean where they had been.

Which is a bit unsettling. What other wildlife feeds off scraps like that.
>> No. 35927 Anonymous
14th January 2025
Tuesday 9:11 pm
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>>35926

Birds. I had a dead rat in my garden once, in a similar state of dismemberment, and magpies and other corvids absolutely picked it clean and took every single part of it away. It was ridiculous.
>> No. 35928 Anonymous
14th January 2025
Tuesday 9:13 pm
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>>35927

Magpies, jackdaws, etc. will make sure nothing go to waste. I rather like them. It's maybe distasteful to us that they eat carrion, but they're really intelligent birds that seem able to survive in diverse environments.
>> No. 35929 Anonymous
14th January 2025
Tuesday 9:14 pm
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>>35926

Foxes, most likely, they'll eat owt.
>> No. 35930 Anonymous
14th January 2025
Tuesday 9:15 pm
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>>35926
Rats will eat whatever they can find. Foxes, too.
I once found a rabbit carcass that'd had it's internal organs pulled out and eaten from it's arsehole. It's weird how it's the organs and not the meat that's for dinner - I guess they're softer and easier to eat?
>> No. 35931 Anonymous
14th January 2025
Tuesday 9:18 pm
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>>35928

I'm a big fan of them, I'd really rather like to set up a feeding station for them to see if they bring me trinkets and whatnot, but I haven't yet, mostly because I don't want to forget to do it somewhere down the line and dissapoint my new friends, but also because seeds and such seem to attract rats to my garden like nothing else.
>> No. 35932 Anonymous
14th January 2025
Tuesday 9:22 pm
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>>35930

>I guess they're softer and easier to eat?

The organs are considerably more dense in nutrients too. I reckon we humans only ended up favouring the muscle tissue because we can cook it and there's more of it.
>> No. 35933 Anonymous
14th January 2025
Tuesday 10:12 pm
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I had to rush a poo earlier and didn't quite finish but when I sat down again the sequel wouldn't come. Now I feel unsatisfied and didn't get to properly relax for a few minutes on the bog either.
>> No. 35934 Anonymous
14th January 2025
Tuesday 10:28 pm
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>>35932

Organs are more prone to carrying contagious diseases and parasites. Maybe that's what made early humans prefer muscle meat. Muscle is also easier to preserve and cure and therefore easier to store for lean times. Organs and intestines have a tendency to rot faster.
>> No. 35935 Anonymous
14th January 2025
Tuesday 11:28 pm
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Some of them taste like piss as well. My palette's not hugely more refined than that of a rat, but I draw the line at piss.
>> No. 35936 Anonymous
15th January 2025
Wednesday 1:14 pm
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My Amazon order is out for delivery. A couple of hours ago, it said "2 more stops". Then the blob stopped literally around the corner from my house. Then it went further down the road, into several culs-de-sac, then stopped, and now it suddenly says "The driver has to make a few more deliveries on the way to your address".

Naturally, the delivery time window has changed, and now covers the entirety of a previously-scheduled 1-on-1 Teams call.
>> No. 35937 Anonymous
15th January 2025
Wednesday 2:25 pm
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>>35936
>culs-de-sac
That can’t be the correct plural. Can it? If it is, then I don’t think I have ever respected anyone as much as I respect you right now.
>> No. 35938 Anonymous
15th January 2025
Wednesday 3:12 pm
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>>35937

This is how you get ahead on .gs: flexing via obscure grammar rules.
>> No. 35939 Anonymous
15th January 2025
Wednesday 5:00 pm
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>>35937

>https://www.google.com/search?q=culs-de-sac

I think I remember some rule from English class that in the case of compound nouns made up of separare words, the noun always becomes plural, and not whatever else it comes with. And if you've got two nouns, then it's usually the latter that is pluralised, unless the former bears more significance in that context.

Another exaple would be partner in crime - partners in crime. Because "in crime" is a qualifier, and not a noun in itself.

"culs de sac" is a bit of a tricky one though. Because the rule normally only applies to English words, and not to direct loanwords from other languages.
>> No. 35940 Anonymous
19th January 2025
Sunday 2:17 pm
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My fucking retard friend sending text after text of the most mundane bullshit, acrss multiple short messages. I don't know who's the bigger fool; them for doing it or me for insisting on using a 'dumb' phone that shows only 1 screen of text at a time.
>> No. 35941 Anonymous
19th January 2025
Sunday 3:23 pm
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When did this emoji conquer the entire planet? I barely get a message without it from my one female friend now, but it adds nothing so why bother typing it?
>> No. 35942 Anonymous
19th January 2025
Sunday 4:11 pm
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>>35941
I refer you to >>/job/14972.
>> No. 35943 Anonymous
19th January 2025
Sunday 5:00 pm
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>>35942
But that's what :) is for! This one: ☺️

The blushing ^_^ face just feels too specific to have become generic.
>> No. 35944 Anonymous
20th January 2025
Monday 7:37 pm
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I watched quite a lot of proper telly and did some reading over the past month. I'm thinking, but I'm not sure, that it's put me off YouTube pap. Maybe it's coincidental that the stuff from people I'd usually watch has been less interesting to me, but as I say, I can't be sure just yet. More research required.
>> No. 35945 Anonymous
23rd January 2025
Thursday 10:19 pm
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I ordered some ersatz glasses and didn't order replacement parts for my knackered ones soon enough. Now the bodge job on the damaged originals has given up and I'm stuck with the replacements which, let me tell you, look and feel fucking horrible. They don't even dig into my cheeks when I smile, a sure sign the frames are too small.
>> No. 35946 Anonymous
24th January 2025
Friday 10:13 pm
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"neurodivergent". I've a professionally diagnosed degree of autism and often visible recoil at the mention of some person offhand claiming they're 'neurodivergent'. Go fuck yourself, since when has it been normal to say shit about your health, mental or not, to strangers?
>> No. 35947 Anonymous
24th January 2025
Friday 11:20 pm
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>>35946

Is this a grievance about the word being brought up in the /job/ thread?

I'll agree with you that it's chic these days to call yourself that, and most of the time for all the wrong reasons. But that's not what that was about.
>> No. 35948 Anonymous
25th January 2025
Saturday 1:28 pm
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You see a YouTube video you fancy watching. You accidentally click the "includes paid promotion" pop up that covers more than a third of the thumbnail. You sigh, press back, but that reloads the homepage and the video you wanted to watch is gone.

I swear they put frustrating things like this in on purpose because it serves some kind of perverse incentive they have on the business side.
>> No. 35949 Anonymous
25th January 2025
Saturday 2:11 pm
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>>35947
>Is this a grievance about the word being brought up in the /job/ thread?
Conicidence, I mean to assure you.
The handler of my Universal Credit claim was attempting to build rapport with me by saying they've too been a claimant, they have this and that health concern, they were self employed, etc.

It's the whole faux-friendliness that annoys me, particularly when contrast against the stark professionalism when the interaction takes a step off script. "I can't give you advice", "I'm not allowed to help you with that" etc.
>> No. 35950 Anonymous
25th January 2025
Saturday 5:46 pm
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>>35949

To be fair to the call handler, it can't be an easy job. They're just a cog in a machine. I imagine they're being chatty partly as a friendly gesture, but also to keep themselves sane. It affords them a tiny bit of autonomy and humanity before they revert to being little more than a voice interface for a computer program.
>> No. 35952 Anonymous
4th February 2025
Tuesday 11:58 pm
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None of the musicians or bands I would like to buy merch from have any merch. I want clothes, but I'll take a fucking pin if I have to, just let me give you money, fuckers.
>> No. 35953 Anonymous
5th February 2025
Wednesday 7:14 am
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>>35952
Consoom.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 35954 Anonymous
5th February 2025
Wednesday 11:03 am
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>>35953
You're right. Owning a second hoodie would be an example rampant overconsumption, and buying it from a band with 81 followers on Soundcloud would have been nothing short of a total capitulation to the ever pervasive forces of capital. I've instead elected to stitch myself a homemade "Mao suit" from old bits of cloth I found in bins, but will be wearing a horse hair vest with sandpaper jocks as penence for my greed in the meantime.

In all seriousness, if paying forty-odd quid to a band I've only given percentage points of a penny to while streaming hours of their music is a bad thing, why? And in what way is that like buying a Lego spaceship? Does buying food I like to cook and eat make me a sell out? What about clothes I like that don't have album artwork on the front? Or a CD or vinyl from a band?

Whatever, I don't have to take this from a bloke who was only awake at 7am because he'd been playing computer games until dawn started to break.
>> No. 35955 Anonymous
5th February 2025
Wednesday 11:37 am
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>>35954
Why do you need your personality to be on your clothing? Why is it so important for you to let other people know what brands you're into by broadcasting it on what you wear?
>> No. 35956 Anonymous
5th February 2025
Wednesday 11:41 am
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>>35955
It's a small band he wants to show support for, not fucking Nike lad.
>> No. 35957 Anonymous
5th February 2025
Wednesday 11:54 am
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>>35956
You're right. It's much cooler to show off how obscure your music taste is.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

The only thing cooler than that is those who text into 6Music to circlejerk over how 'esoteric' their musical palate is.
>> No. 35958 Anonymous
5th February 2025
Wednesday 12:24 pm
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>>35957
Not him or him, but this video is very old now.
>> No. 35959 Anonymous
5th February 2025
Wednesday 12:35 pm
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>>35955
A short post, but a lot to unpack.

You seem to have moved away from being worried about consumerism and you are now more concerned that my clothing will be unbecoming, or something. To that I would tell you that no matter what you wear, for whatever reason, your clothing is telling people something about your personality. Now, it might not be terribly accurate, but your clothes are still saying something about you. If my clothes suggest I like supporting artists and/or enjoying certain kinds of music, I'm quite content with that. Furthermore, I try not to wear several "Earth tones" because I find them boring, I wore a linen suit to wedding because that seemed respectful while still following the wedding's "casual" dress code, I wear the same shirt from that day to work but with completely different trousers and shoes, all these outfits are letting people know things. This might sound like neuroticism and narcissism, but it doesn't take much effort and I would feel less comfortable and more arrogant not thinking about these things at all. For example, showing up to a wedding in a band hoodie and jeans would make me feel like a prick and look like I don't care, while showing up for work wearing the linen suit would actually have a similar effect. I'd look completely daft in either outfit on a hike around the Lake District.

As for "brands" I'm largely against having my clothing plastered with them. I don't know if you've misread "bands" as "brands" or are conflating the two, but I don't see global mega-corporations and bands that might sometimes get play on BBC Radio 6, if they're lucky, as really being the same thing. I'm not convinced you could make an argument that they are. Regardless, to diverge from what >>35956 says, I wouldn't immediately condemn someone for wearing an outfit with preeminence of brand logos. Maybe what those big brand clothes have to say in the context of that outfit, on that person, in that place make sense and have a deeper meaning than they would elsewhere, or maybe it's not particularly deep and the guy wearing Air Jordans just loves basketball and big trainers, which is fine too.

Not everyone does these things intentionally. Unintentionally, I think most people do. My mum always almost always looks like she's ready and able to muck out a stable, for good reason. The nineteen year old white lad who didn't realise the big cat sewn into his expensive jeans was a de-contextualised Black Panther logo. Mainstream politicians wearing the most indistinct suits possible terrified by the idea they'll stick out and end up on Have I Got News For You, and so on, and so forth.

By now I'm sure you see what I'm saying. Again, our personality is going to be on display regardless of what we wear, even if an outfit has been chosen to say "I don't care about my outfit". As such I find your insinuation that I'm breaking from the norm by seeing if the band Goat have any jumpers for sale perplexing and unconvincing.
>> No. 35960 Anonymous
5th February 2025
Wednesday 1:51 pm
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>>35959
Consoom.
>> No. 35961 Anonymous
5th February 2025
Wednesday 2:13 pm
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>>35960
Please stop giving anti-consumerism a bad name.
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5th February 2025
Wednesday 2:25 pm
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>>35959
plain fruity looms and charity shop trousers, that's all you're allowed around here lad.
>> No. 35963 Anonymous
5th February 2025
Wednesday 2:44 pm
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>>35957
Also, I didn't mention this in >>35959 because it's slightly tangential to the points I was making then. However, "Being a Dickhead's Cool" is more about inauthenticity and gentrification than liking bands people may not have heard of. The reason, by the way, (which I thought was obvious, but maybe not) I want to buy merch from less well known musicians is because they need the money more than the likes of MGMT, Kim Gordon and CharliXCX, who all had music out last year that I really liked, but I trust aren't exactly skint.

Any suggestion that I'm gatekeeping my musical tastes doesn't hold up either, because as of right now the most recent post in the "What you feeling right now? VIII: Flute Contact" thread, is the band I mentioned having 81 followers on Soundcloud earlier today. So be my guest and go check out CumGirl8, Sorry and LustSickPuppy. Let's pump those numbers up, lads.

Lastly, "Being a Dickhead's Cool" was released when I was in Year 10.

>>35962
I got some Ted Baker trousers from a charity shop the other week. They're horrible, the other pair of Ted Baker kecks I've got fit great, but these ones sit super low for some reason. You can potentially find good stuff in charity shops, but there's always far fewer mens clothes and the ones that are there often seem to have come from, without wanting to be rude, fat, old, dead geezers whose clothes all came straight from the highstreet. Ultimately I often feel like I've wasted my time trecking from charity shop to charity shop, to view a total of one TKMaxx rack's worth of clothes, all in sizes too big for me.

Don't know why I said all that, you never asked.
>> No. 35964 Anonymous
5th February 2025
Wednesday 3:44 pm
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>>35963
>the ones that are there often seem to have come from, without wanting to be rude, fat, old, dead geezers whose clothes all came straight from the highstreet.
Purely for the sake of sharing, I've found a towns general wealth and 'theme' to represent well in its charity shops. I'd imagine tracksuits would be common place in inner cities, whereas coastal yaught towns and centers serving country villages would have distinct differences in stock.
I suppose I'm lucky to live in an area with numerous demographics within reasonable travelling distance.

If you're ever on a day out somewhere nice, it's worth checking what the charity shops have to offer. In a way it gives a snapshot of the local community.

Mens choice is absolutely dire compared to womens though, My brother once masturbated onto my stick insects because I wouldn't let him watch Thundercats. It didn't kill them but I didn't want them after that.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 35965 Anonymous
5th February 2025
Wednesday 4:05 pm
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>>35953

I copped a ban for replying with a reaction image. I'm not one to grass but if I deserved that, this lad definitely does.
>> No. 35966 Anonymous
5th February 2025
Wednesday 4:13 pm
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>>35965
Little snitch.
>> No. 35967 Anonymous
9th February 2025
Sunday 6:57 pm
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Young people using the gym as a place to socialise instead of working out. At least when it's just the phones you can ignore them.
>> No. 35968 Anonymous
9th February 2025
Sunday 9:20 pm
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I'll just leave this here, feel free to make a separate thread about it, if you think it's necessary.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1888287793123901896.html

"The UK Just Ordered Apple to Kill Encryption for 2 Billion People—And They Can’t Even Talk About It "
>> No. 35969 Anonymous
9th February 2025
Sunday 9:27 pm
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>>35967
That's fine. No one in the UK has any friends and men under the age of 100 can't stop topping themselves.
>> No. 35970 Anonymous
9th February 2025
Sunday 11:03 pm
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>>35968
I assume Apple are the baddies most of the time, but on this occasion I wholly support them and I hope they refuse to comply with our government. Of course, the NSPCC have said that lots of illegal child abuse is being shared through encrypted systems like these. I don't know how true that is, but if there really is a lot of it, then there will be a point when I would support the removal of this encryption. It feels to me like we are nowhere near that point, but how can anyone know?
>> No. 35971 Anonymous
10th February 2025
Monday 12:24 am
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>>35970
>the NSPCC have said that lots of illegal child mistreat is being shared through encrypted systems like these.

They used the same excuse to start blocking domains, I remember it was just that sort of content that was supposed to be removed. But it didn't stop there, they went after the pirates, and now look where we are in 2025.
>> No. 35973 Anonymous
10th February 2025
Monday 5:02 pm
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Why is the American Superbowl result and aftermath being reported on the BBC News? Stop Americanising our glorious nation you caaaants!
>> No. 35975 Anonymous
10th February 2025
Monday 5:35 pm
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>>35973
They spelt "licence" with an S earlier, which is the American way or the UK way when it is used as a verb, as in fully licensed, but not as a noun, as in off-licence. I'm afraid the BBC has fallen to the rotund colonials. RIP correctness.
>> No. 35977 Anonymous
10th February 2025
Monday 6:57 pm
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>>35973


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpo2-nVc27I
>> No. 35978 Anonymous
10th February 2025
Monday 11:20 pm
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I hate that my skull is slightly asymetrical in a way that makes my glasses sit on my face slightly askew to the left. It's not the glasses, unless it's all three pairs I own, but that seems unlikely.
>> No. 35979 Anonymous
10th February 2025
Monday 11:37 pm
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>>35978

You just need to get your glasses adjusted. You can do it yourself if you're reasonably handy, but most opticians will do adjustments for free if you ask nicely.


>> No. 35980 Anonymous
11th February 2025
Tuesday 3:22 pm
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People on tech forums who passive-aggressively make you feel like you don't know anything.

"Oh, you want to do x? That's not going to work, you need to make sure you remember to check for y and z. You don't know what y and z are? That's unfortunate, maybe review those first and then come back to this forum".

It's sad to imagine that some people in their autism don't have much else besides their encyclopaedic tech knowledge, which they then beat you over the head with as the novice.
>> No. 35981 Anonymous
11th February 2025
Tuesday 3:26 pm
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>>35980
Did you ask something silly?
>> No. 35982 Anonymous
11th February 2025
Tuesday 3:40 pm
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>>35980

It's not just tech.

https://sniffpetrol.com/2012/08/23/asktotalprickfromforum/
>> No. 35983 Anonymous
11th February 2025
Tuesday 4:15 pm
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>>35979
I've bent the bridge a bit, but I suspect the arms will simply snap if I attempt what he was doing. Thanks anyway!

>>35980
>>35982
Hate it. I call it the "Forum Response" when you ask one thing and get told your question is the wrong one (when it isn't) and/or you shouldn't be doing that in the first place. Forums might be dying, but the Forum Response lives on in Discord channels and Reddit threads.
>> No. 35984 Anonymous
11th February 2025
Tuesday 4:19 pm
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>>35983

None of us really have room to talk, this place is built upon intellectual dick-waving one-upmanship.

A couple of you (not naming names) are proper over-confident gobshites too. I at least acknowledge I'm little more than a meat based LLM.
>> No. 35985 Anonymous
11th February 2025
Tuesday 4:46 pm
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>>35984
Oh, be nice. There are a couple of posters here who regularly impress me with their expertise, and they’re usually nice about it too. The only times I am ever made to feel small and stupid, and by fuckwitted insecure tossers who don’t actually know any more than I do, no less, is in any thread about financial advice. The rest of the posters here are complete bellends for entirely unrelated reasons.

I am aware that my position on this does suggest that I might be one of the gobshites you are referring to.
>> No. 35986 Anonymous
11th February 2025
Tuesday 5:03 pm
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>>35985
>The rest of the posters here are complete bellends for entirely unrelated reasons.
Every so often I go back to read the archieve of posts we've made over the years. Sometimes I can identify my own posts. We've changed a lot in the years, myself noticably through distinct stages of intent.
I'm not gonna change quickly, if at all from here on, but I want to thank my fellow users for their patience. Also appologise for my continually degrading post quality on these boards.
>> No. 35987 Anonymous
11th February 2025
Tuesday 6:27 pm
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>>35986
Jesus Christ, I've been here since I was a teenager, so much has changed. Oh God it won't be long and then I'll be an old man and I'll still be posting here. Maybe I'll even find this post. I hope you found peace.
>> No. 35988 Anonymous
11th February 2025
Tuesday 8:00 pm
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>>35987

>so much has changed

About you, or about us? Sometimes I really wonder, have I changed a lot or have I absolutely not changed at all.
>> No. 35989 Anonymous
12th February 2025
Wednesday 1:10 am
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Google is so useless now that I am genuinely suspicious as to why. Maybe I'm just bad at looking things up, but what TV series was this? I swear it's a well-known story, possibly an urban legend, that a TV programme in America was so bad that it got cancelled midway through its pilot episode after the CEO, watching at home, rang the studio and ordered them to immediately stop broadcasting it. Obviously I will be immensely happy if anyone else knows what this was, but my rant is: these search results are completely unrelated.
>> No. 35990 Anonymous
12th February 2025
Wednesday 3:08 am
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>>35989

Google is dead fam.

https://www.perplexity.ai/search/which-tv-show-was-cancelled-du-tWuRaRgkSJe45g1UZCFlSg
>> No. 35991 Anonymous
12th February 2025
Wednesday 12:40 pm
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Houseboats are a menace that environmentalists need to get on top of. If you go near any canal it absolutely stinks of wood smoke.

>>35990
I'd also like to complain that there are so many premium AI offerings these days that it's difficult to know which is the right one for you. Sure I can use them all for free* but I use LLMs so much these days that it's worth paying for extra processing power and capabilities.
>> No. 35992 Anonymous
12th February 2025
Wednesday 12:52 pm
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>>35990
Turn-On was cancelled after the first episode aired, but one station pulled it partway through. The story you're probably thinking of, which the AI doesn't seem to have picked up on, is Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos, where station owner Kerry Packer called the control room directly and demanded they "get that shit off the air".
>> No. 35994 Anonymous
12th February 2025
Wednesday 8:38 pm
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>>35992
That's the story! Bloody hell; nice work. Thank you very much.
>> No. 35996 Anonymous
14th February 2025
Friday 5:33 pm
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When you do your shopping online, I'm convinced they lie about items being out of stock just so they can punt you over to an item with a slightly higher profit margin. Today they put me from my preferred brand onto own brand sausages, which were the same price for 50g less content. They basically robbed me out of a full sausage there.

Big Shop can't get away with this forever.
>> No. 35997 Anonymous
14th February 2025
Friday 7:59 pm
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>>35996
My sister does customer service for a company who are apparently the UK's foremost online retailer for the thing that they sell (but it's a niche enough thing that you could doxx me if I said what it was), and that company's policy is to always say that everything is in stock, so they can get the money from customers. When they don't have it, they just order it from somewhere else and pretend they couldn't find it for a bit. So my sister's job is to tell people who ordered completely unobtainable things that they just need to check the other warehouse to see where they put the thing that they definitely do have.

So it certainly does happen.
>> No. 35998 Anonymous
16th February 2025
Sunday 2:03 am
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Blaupunkt are such a well-known and respected technology brand that I just don't see why all their products are so cheap in B&M Bargains. High-quality German engineering, for usually about £20, is just fabulous. What's the catch?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaupunkt
>Blaupunkt GmbH (listenⓘ) was
Uh-oh.
>a German manufacturer, producing mostly car-audio gear and other electronic equipment. Owned by Robert Bosch GmbH from 1933 until 1 March 2009, it was sold to Aurelius AG of Germany. It filed for bankruptcy in late 2015[1] with liquidation proceedings completed in early 2016.[2][3]
So have I just been buying old stock? Extremely old stock that has been sitting unsold for nine years?
>The brand, now managed by GIP Development SARL of Luxembourg, is licensed for use by various product groups worldwide.
There's a bit more bad news on the Wikipedia page, followed by:
>After the 2011 take-over, Blaupunkt became a managed brand name, with all production outsourced to China.

It's nice to have such a clear-cut answer to my question. But I have clearly been duped, multiple times. This feels like it should be illegal. I don't see how it could be banned, but it's just so shady.
>> No. 36000 Anonymous
16th February 2025
Sunday 2:38 am
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Why do an increasing number of anglophone youtubers have no understanding of intonation? It's liKe hEAriNG tHIs iN rEaL TImE.

And they get away with it too, some have millions of subscribers.

But they'd have more if they learned to speak properly. HITC Sevens, I'm looking at you. Karl Jobst, you've made a sincere effort to learn the simple act of intonation itself, so you're ok.
>> No. 36001 Anonymous
16th February 2025
Sunday 3:54 pm
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>>36000

If anything I would say I prefer an autistic monotone to the weird repetitive sing-song cadence most Yank youtubers speak in. Go watch a Razbuten video, he literally intonates every single sentence with the exact same climb in the middle, fall over the second half, and then a little hump over the end. Listening to him turns into Chinese water torture once you've noticed it.
>> No. 36002 Anonymous
16th February 2025
Sunday 5:31 pm
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>>36001

>Go watch a Razbuten video, he literally intonates every single sentence with the exact same climb in the middle, fall over the second half, and then a little hump over the end.

He isn't alone. You see it with plenty of hobbying youtubers who obviously haven't given any consideration to the way they speak. It's almost as bad as AI narration.
>> No. 36003 Anonymous
16th February 2025
Sunday 6:03 pm
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>>36001
My home city in the last few years has been invaded and colonised by American girls who talk in this way, every fucking corner you turn, even in quiet and far-away parts of town. You can always hear them coming down the street from about 300 metres away going "Bloh bloh BLOH blohbloh". It's apocalyptic I tell you.
>> No. 36004 Anonymous
16th February 2025
Sunday 6:29 pm
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>>36001
>Razbuten
On man, I've heard a similar but infinitely worse accent. I couldn't say who it is, but it's very similar to this guy but more nasally with a strict rythm breaking the incredible monotone. Razbuten talks reletively normal in comparison. I wish I could offer a name.
>> No. 36005 Anonymous
16th February 2025
Sunday 7:00 pm
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>>36004

I probably know who you mean but likewise can't think of it. I just scrolled through a few related videos and remembered Cursed Judge and Daryl Talks Games are also very similar. They all speak the same "dur dur durr, dur dur durr, dur durr dur durr." rhythm.

Is it a regional thing? Or is it the way they get taught to present stuff at Yank Uni or something? I find British Uni Accent (you know the completely generic one people always come back with instead of their regional accent once they've been reprogrammed for middle class life) equally grating now that I think of it.
>> No. 36006 Anonymous
17th February 2025
Monday 3:47 pm
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>>36005
"Estuary English" sounds like someone falling over again and again. Thud thud thud thud thud.
>> No. 36007 Anonymous
18th February 2025
Tuesday 12:29 pm
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>>36006

Is that the type of southerner who can't say Ls? Like when they say "meal" as "miuw". Miuw diuw.
>> No. 36009 Anonymous
18th February 2025
Tuesday 4:20 pm
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>>36007
Hmm that's more like propah cockney which I actually like, I'm thinking more like halfway between RP and Cockney, soh it's laaik thOHse wimmin who WUUHK in mahketing mAnidgemunt who cahn't AKCHULLY tawk withOWT SOWNDing laaik a MAN.
>> No. 36010 Anonymous
18th February 2025
Tuesday 8:22 pm
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I thought I'd booked something months ago for tomorrow evening but it turns out it's on Thursday evening and I'll be unable to attend.
>> No. 36011 Anonymous
19th February 2025
Wednesday 10:40 am
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>>36010
Can I go instead? Unless it's prostate exam or something I'm game.
>> No. 36012 Anonymous
19th February 2025
Wednesday 8:57 pm
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This is what happens when someone on YouTube posts a video discussing that one US based extra-governmental slash and burn agency named after the meme dog.
>> No. 36013 Anonymous
19th February 2025
Wednesday 10:07 pm
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>>36011

>Unless it's prostate exam

You've never had somebody digging for truffles?
>> No. 36014 Anonymous
19th February 2025
Wednesday 10:18 pm
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>>36013

Pigs are much better at it.
>> No. 36015 Anonymous
20th February 2025
Thursday 12:00 am
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>>36013
I thought there was something wrong with my prostate about 15 years ago, when I would have been 22, and I went to the doctor to ask. He just said, "Nope, not at your age" and wouldn't even check. Now, my work offers private healthcare, so I have taken advantage of it and asked. The answer so far has been the same, and I will meet a consultant next week to see if I have an "overactive bladder". It's like doctors will do anything to avoid putting their fingers up my bum.

I'm not the poster you're replying to, but with a post like this, let's pretend I am.
>> No. 36016 Anonymous
20th February 2025
Thursday 10:43 am
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>>36011
You'll have to get in quick.

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/astrocampus-observing-evenings-tickets-713610196307
>> No. 36017 Anonymous
20th February 2025
Thursday 11:26 am
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>>36016
I'm not sure it's worth the £60+ train ticket and the six hour round journey. But if you'd told me last night I might have made the eleven hour bike ride and booked a hotel, which probably would have been cheaper and more fun.
>> No. 36018 Anonymous
24th February 2025
Monday 1:04 am
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There's something repulsive about toasters.
>> No. 36019 Anonymous
24th February 2025
Monday 11:30 am
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>>36018

I'm still holding on to my toaster/toaster oven combo I got for Christmas 25 years ago. Similar to picture related. I got it when I was still a student at uni and living in student housing. It's the perfect accessory for that. But even today, I keep it handy to make some occasional quick hot snacks.
>> No. 36020 Anonymous
24th February 2025
Monday 6:45 pm
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Technology and gadgets are dead boring now everything's just an Android device of some stripe. It used to be impressive hacking a netbook to run stuff it shouldn't or a calculator ran games, but now they are all just differently shaped phones, and phones do everything your computer does just a bit more annoyingly.

Never saw this coming in T3 did they. One day, it will all be the exact same cheap touch screen piece of shit in different shapes.
>> No. 36021 Anonymous
25th February 2025
Tuesday 10:29 am
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The gas cylinder on my chair has gone causing it to slowly drop as I sit on it. I emailed the company asking for their specs so that I can order a replacement but instead they've come back asking for pictures and video of the issue.

This is very annoying as it means I have to remove all the tape I've been using as a holdover and means I have to dick about over email because I was too lazy to get the tape out.
>> No. 36022 Anonymous
25th February 2025
Tuesday 7:01 pm
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Just walked past a block of flats and about ten to twenty percent still had Christmas lights in their windows. It's almost March, fuckssake.
>> No. 36023 Anonymous
25th February 2025
Tuesday 10:13 pm
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Follow-up ruminations on band merch: more trousers. That's all.

>>36019
And I wouldn't wish to part the two of you. It's clear that this toaster/toaster oven combo was important to you practically and is now important to you on a personal level. However, most toasters I find faintly repugnant on a moral/ethical level I can't adequately explain.
>> No. 36024 Anonymous
25th February 2025
Tuesday 10:38 pm
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>>36023
>most toasters I find faintly repugnant on a moral/ethical level I can't adequately explain.
I could do with a cheap toaster for things like toasting bread (no, really?) crumpets and steaming pita. I won't buy one, however, because I despise single purpose kitchen devices - they just seem like the worse waste of money and space possible. Hot toasted sandwhiches are delicious but an entire device for cooking one type of item? Fuck off.
Not quite ethical or moral decision but there you go.
>> No. 36025 Anonymous
26th February 2025
Wednesday 1:53 pm
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>>36024

>because I despise single purpose kitchen devices

What about coffee machines.

Or are you one of those smug cunts with a home push button machine that makes eight different kinds of coffee of which only three are relevant?
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26th February 2025
Wednesday 3:27 pm
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>>36025
Have I really become such a caveman for having a kettle in the kitchen for all my tea and coffee (and gravy) needs?

Not that I'm insecure but I don't much like the idea of George Clooney 'stopping by' to top up my Nespresso tabs when I'm not home and helping himself to chocolate biscuits.
>> No. 36027 Anonymous
26th February 2025
Wednesday 3:46 pm
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>>36026

>Have I really become such a caveman for having a kettle in the kitchen for all my tea and coffee (and gravy) needs?

It does make you a bit of a luddite these days.

Besides my toaster/toaster oven combo, I've got a filter coffee machine, an electric kettle, and two portafilter espresso machines. Granted, of which only one is working. The other one has a seal leak that I've never been able to fix despite stripping the machine down entirely.

I draw the line at Senseo machines with pads. Picture related. They're for people who think they are too posh for filter coffee, but who are really too poor for a proper push button machine.
>> No. 36028 Anonymous
26th February 2025
Wednesday 3:47 pm
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All of those "coffee machines" with the daft expensive pod things are really just fancy instant coffee anyway. You are paying through the arse for another way of dissolving granules in water.

To me a kitchen has a kettle, a toaster, a hob, and an oven; everything else is a gimmick. A microwave is very handy but not essential. A slow cooker likewise is nice to have and a bit more economical if you do a lot of stews and the such like, but you can live happily without. Something like a panini press or George Formby grill have their uses but they're not exactly game changers.

I cannot for the life of me understand the fascination with air fryers.
>> No. 36029 Anonymous
26th February 2025
Wednesday 4:18 pm
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>>36028

>All of those "coffee machines" with the daft expensive pod things are really just fancy instant coffee anyway. You are paying through the arse for another way of dissolving granules in water.

That's not what's in the pods though. They contain proper ground coffee, and not instant granules.


>I cannot for the life of me understand the fascination with air fryers.

It's for people who like eating unhealthy stuff, but want to feel good about themselves because at least they're not eating trans- and saturated fats.
>> No. 36030 Anonymous
26th February 2025
Wednesday 5:12 pm
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>>36028

>I cannot for the life of me understand the fascination with air fryers.

I'm not fascinated with my air fryer, but I do use it almost daily. It pre-heats in about 30 seconds, it cooks significantly faster than my fan oven and it uses about 60% less electricity. I can see why someone who doesn't have one would think that it's a load of fuss about nothing, but if mine broke I'd buy another.
>> No. 36031 Anonymous
26th February 2025
Wednesday 5:56 pm
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>>36025
>Or are you one of those smug cunts..
The lid of my kettled doesn't even close anymore it's that old. I actually bought a thermos flask recently so I don't have to keep boiling the kettle - excusable as a single purpose item because it serves a great utility and saves a lot of kettle usage.

That that coffee maker pictured makes 2 cups (Glass with no handle you posing fuck, got heatproof fingers av ya?) is rediculous - his and hers dispenser for the professional couple who've still (just) got time to enjoy the little pleasures at home! Saves a whole 2 minutes in your morning routine. I can just about refuse knowledge of coffee machines I see in friends and families homes, but fuck if I saw that fucking mega machine I'd lose my shit.

I got a bone to pick with middle class professionals, I don't know why.
>> No. 36032 Anonymous
26th February 2025
Wednesday 6:30 pm
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I like doing chips in the air fryer because I can chuck some salt (or other seasoning in) and they come out all yummy and salty.
>> No. 36033 Anonymous
26th February 2025
Wednesday 6:36 pm
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>>36031

>Glass with no handle you posing fuck, got heatproof fingers av ya?

Coffee in glasses is generally an urban hipster thing, and is just as revolting as some of them looking down on people who buy supermarket coffee. But on a small push button machine like that, it's just pretentious. Because true coffee hipsters will look down on that, too.

Where I used to live in town, there was a coffee bar a few minutes away that was also a micro roastery, where they had their roasting machines practically right next to the seating area. And it just attracted the most annoying, smug, pointless urban hipster types with their beanie hats and Apple laptops. They were drinking their coffee from clear glasses.
>> No. 36035 Anonymous
26th February 2025
Wednesday 7:57 pm
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I have a glass coffee cup I drink out of. It's borosillicate and has a vacuum seal around the main body of the glass so it's not at all hot to the touch, another result of this is that it's very light, for a cup. If we're playing Four Yorkshiremen then I'll have you know I got it from TKmaxx, rather than anywhere fancy.

Anyway, the reason I'm really here, and twenty years too late, is that I want to say that the Kaiser Chiefs are wank. The band, not the footy team. Although iirc they never had more than a three-and-a-half star rating on Fifa so maybe them too.
>> No. 36036 Anonymous
26th February 2025
Wednesday 8:57 pm
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>>36035
Always thought it was funny that when I was a small boy the two biggest bands going were called The Kaiser Chiefs and Franz Ferdinand, like I associated British indie with nostalgia for the Central Powers of WWI.
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26th February 2025
Wednesday 8:59 pm
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>>36035
The football team are actually the Kaizer Chiefs, with a Z. The band spelt it differently, presumably for some sort of copyright reasons but also because Kaiser is German for "emperor".

I have always hated all that indie music. Over the years, I have warmed to some of it, but I maintain it was a terrible time for music in general.
>> No. 36038 Anonymous
26th February 2025
Wednesday 9:14 pm
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The best football names are in the Dutch league. They have Go Ahead Eagles, Heracles, Sparta, Telstar and Excelsior.
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26th February 2025
Wednesday 9:43 pm
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>>36038

Minor League Baseball is unmatched for shit team names. It's almost impossible to pick a favourite, but standouts include the El Paso Chihuahuas, the Rocket City Trash Pandas, the Amarillo Sod Poodles and the Montgomery Biscuits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Minor_League_Baseball_leagues_and_teams
>> No. 36040 Anonymous
26th February 2025
Wednesday 9:56 pm
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I was in Asda earlier and only had two items. The elderly bloke just ahead of me in the queue looked at me and my two items and said, "Would you like to go in front? You seem in a hurry". So I said, "Well, actually not in a hurry, but...". And then he said, "Oh, not in a hurry? Never mind, then". And proceeded to put his stuff on the belt. While I was left dumbfounded that I actually managed to talk myself out of being let in front by somebody.
>> No. 36041 Anonymous
26th February 2025
Wednesday 10:05 pm
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>>36038
You should look up what NAC Breda stands for, if you haven’t already.
>> No. 36042 Anonymous
27th February 2025
Thursday 1:02 am
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>>36035
>Kaiser Chiefs are wank

I quite like that they turned a song about falling out of love with someone while in a committed relationship into a hit. But yeah other than that they were shit, annoying even.
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27th February 2025
Thursday 4:32 pm
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I've just learned that if you fall off the back of a jetski, the water jet can explode your arsehole. Oooof.
>> No. 36044 Anonymous
2nd March 2025
Sunday 4:24 pm
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The internet is filled with bots, outright mentally ill people and other dishonest actors now and it's gotten exponentially worse since the advent of LLMs. It's not like you can't easily spot them but the sheer volume means that I actually have no idea what's going on in other countries and it's getting harder to make online friends.

It's obviously a problem now of internet consolidation but I don't know if we can go back to the way it was.
>> No. 36045 Anonymous
2nd March 2025
Sunday 7:19 pm
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>>36044
I think another point that doesn't get brought up enough is that there comes a time in your life when most people have moved on from social media. If you're 22, you probably speak to everyone you know on there. Five years later, a bunch of those people will have jobs that tell them never to post on Facebook or Twitter. Five years after that, most of your friends are raising small children rather than making fun observations about toast. Before you know it, it's just you and a bunch of freaks and weirdos, posting on britfa.gs. That's when the panic sets in for the ones who are left. Eventually, you'll be in your 40s, and the only people you speak to will be the people you work with.

The Internet is definitely worse than it used to be - everyone agrees on this - but I don't think it's the fault of bots and AI; it's just enshittification and all your friends going elsewhere. Of course, maybe you visit different places from me.
>> No. 36048 Anonymous
2nd March 2025
Sunday 8:35 pm
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>>36045

>Five years after that, most of your friends are raising small children rather than making fun observations about toast.

You're forgetting many women who treat motherhood as a lifestyle and never tire of compulsively tweeting and posting about the colour of the last poo their sprog had. Professional narcissistic mums on social media like that are almost worse than any chronic masturbator publicly moping about his unfuckedness.

But you're right that social media is probably mainly populated by 20somethings who have the time to post in between uni, partying mid-week and microjobbing 30 hours. Once you've got a full-time career and a mortgage, that will sap all your energy that ten years earlier you would have been able to put into being an influencer, paid or not. I'm 50 and I don't personally know anybody my age who does social media. Which is telling, as we were pretty much the first Internet generation.
>> No. 36049 Anonymous
2nd March 2025
Sunday 9:37 pm
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>>36045
It makes me think about how much the internet influences our politics when really it's just a bunch of nutters and children. Or is that the politicians

>>36048
>You're forgetting many women who treat motherhood as a lifestyle and never tire of compulsively tweeting and posting about the colour of the last poo their sprog had. Professional narcissistic mums on social media like that are almost worse than any chronic masturbator publicly moping about his unfuckedness.

I think there's another side of the coin on this where parents feel guilty when they start telling me about what's going on with their kids. I don't mind finding out about this, it would be like someone not talking about their job - they certainly can but ultimately it's a huge part of their life and usually it's about as interesting as going to a festival or 'owt else.

And let's be honest that kids are just like little drunk people anyway. If I had a few cans and then messed about at the zoo for a few hours before getting a Maccies on the way home then I'd call that a grand day out.
>> No. 36050 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 9:26 am
36050 What just happened?
>The internet is falling apart. It is becoming difficult to find an honest actor anywhere online, as people defensively silo themselves off into micro-communities, who themselves are potentially misled, assuming they were not already a malign influence on the digital and real worlds to begin with. All while, despite the hopes of it's founders, the internet does little to ameliorate long-term societal problems, and in many instances actually entrenches them further. In all realms, from mass media, to diversity, to education, a blade with the hue of a printed circuit board seems to stab at our very souls...
>Two posts later
>It's bloody women, 'innit?

Talk about playing to type, lads.
>> No. 36051 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 9:45 am
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>>36050
>Talk about playing to type, lads.
I blame Mavis Beacon.
>> No. 36052 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 9:58 am
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>>36050
When the inevitable atrocity happens and we end up getting media coverage I don't think we'd have a leg to stand on if we get described as an chronic masturbator community.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv-C0UQDXb0
>> No. 36053 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 10:28 am
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>>36050

Instead of this cheap sixth form debate club sophistry, how about just once, you come up with a convincing counter-argument to prove it's not all women's fault? Mhmm. I thought not.

When all is said and done, the truth is far more blackpilling than you can possibly imagine.
>> No. 36054 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 10:45 am
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>>36053

Accusing someone of "cheap sixth form debate club sophistry" immediately before demanding they prove a negative.
>> No. 36055 Anonymous
5th March 2025
Wednesday 10:31 pm
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I'm trying to find a new hairdressers and it's tough to say the least. I thought I'd found one yesterday that looked like a rundown locals one but at the end of it he starts doing all the 'complementary' stuff like the fire thing to burn your ear hair off, washing my hair and giving me a hot towel. Then I noticed that he'd but my hair a little short and that this was a Turkish barbers in disguise.

How do I escape this nightmare?
>> No. 36057 Anonymous
7th March 2025
Friday 9:14 am
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My pet peeve is when the weird website hosting marketing posts in the wrong 101 thread.
>> No. 36058 Anonymous
7th March 2025
Friday 10:28 am
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>Yep. Hell, I know a vtuber who used Peacock as inspiration for their model.
>Thinking of getting my PS1 out and playing the dozens of rog games I have I never beat. Hell, some I never even started!
>A track I haven’t seen mentioned in a long time, hell I even forgot about it but this chorus used to make me go crazy
>I just did my basic BnB... Hell, I even cut it short.
>I have played for long enough to get 3 different 5 stars. Hell, I even got Grace twice. And I somehow still not have Piper
>I've never done anything sketchy with my game, hell I even stream the game.
>I love Tom King's run for Wonder Woman, heck I even bought the first 5 issues including 1 or 2 variants for specific issues.
>Heck, I even use an "ugly black box" as my laptop (an older Lenovo thinkpad) :)
>We all like indie directors - heck, I even married one... but we're divorced now.
>why I want to revisit this & redo it, heck I even wanted to do this way back in 2023 ever since I started redoing Sonic Unleashed
>I love to cook. Heck, I even went to culinary school in 1999!
>Heck, I even lead shifts where we pumped out some super well-performing Bake Off stories for this here website if I do say so myself
>I always like playing older games Hell I even finished Doom 1 and Doom 2.
>Hell I even found examples where Sanji was the guy I removed stuff from lol.
>Hell, I even manage to alienate people I otherwise agree or click with because of my perspectives on Sonic
>Hell, I even got Handala, a Palestinian freedom symbol, tattooed on my arm around two years ago.
>The White Stripes have a few decent songs- hell, I even liked them a little bit after I heard Elephant- but their library as a whole consists of 90% shit.
>I love Squall, I love Rinoa, hell, I even don't hate Irvine.

Fuck off you terminally online millennial Redditor Joss Whedon dialogue spouting "fluent in sarcasm" snarksters.
>> No. 36059 Anonymous
7th March 2025
Friday 10:36 am
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>>36058
Bro broke out the dossier.
>> No. 36061 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 5:00 pm
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I hate that, as far as I know, you can't pause animated .gifs on Discord.
>> No. 36062 Anonymous
9th March 2025
Sunday 6:04 pm
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I took a Thames riverboat yesterday and must've used my card to get on the boat and my phone to sign off on the other bank. Despite being tied to the same debit card this has meant a £40 charge being applied for two incomplete journeys that are minutes apart.

Now I have to complain and won't receive a response for months. I know I'm an idiot who forgot which payment method he'd used but surely this has happened before.
>> No. 36070 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 1:02 pm
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Stupid old prick neighbour's going New Delhi mode and burning a bunch of garden waste in his back garden. I also live in one of those bankrupt councils who made you pay for the green waste bins now, but this cunt owns a car so he could also drive himself to the tip if he wanted.
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11th March 2025
Tuesday 1:20 pm
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One of my neighbours has a little daschund that they neglect and leave out in the garden just yapping constantly (I mean literally, the cunt is like a metronome, just a constant steady ARF ARF ARF you could sync a 90s house record to) for hours at a time. I don't know who I'd need to grass them in to to get anything done about it but it's becoming a serious nuisance.

I don't know how people like that even put up with it themselves, they have to be hard of hearing and don't realise, surely? We always had dogs when I was a young lad and when the dog barked, that meant there's someone near the hose, and you went to look. That's the dog's job. But if the little fucker is just constantly barking at nothing what's the point. Why. How do you just sit in your house and ignore it and not at least open the door to yell SHURRUP now and again.
>> No. 36072 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 1:28 pm
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>>36062
>Despite being tied to the same debit card
Which the merchant has no way of knowing.

TfL do operate a system where they'll assume you meant to tap out where you normally do on a journey you take regularly. I'd have expected them to resolve your mistake pretty promptly when queried.
>> No. 36115 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 2:56 pm
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People who seem to think it is acceptable to eat lunch after 3 pm.

That may not seem like it should be my problem until you agree to eat with them and you are left waiting hungrily for hours.
>> No. 36127 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 9:22 am
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>>36071

I feel bad for the dachshund. They're very sweet dogs but easily bored. It's also hard to talk to neighbours about this sort of thing without seeming like you're the police.
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19th March 2025
Wednesday 9:56 am
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>>36115
Just go steal a Snickers bar or something. I could understand this being a problem if you were a child, but as an adult you can "pop to the shops" and use your own money/sneak skill to acquire a range of food stuffs and food-like stuffs.
>> No. 36129 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 11:53 am
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>>36128

I'm not going to ruin my appetite like that because I don't plan on being a fat fuck. Surely you are familiar with the concept of terminally waiting on someone who is always 'just going to be a little longer' so you put off your needs for another 30 minutes. In the end I ate on my own. Butit is definitely poor etiquette to agree to lunch and then dither till close to dinner time

Like a typically brash chronically online cunt you miss the entire point. You are not longstandingussueslad are you? Seems like the weird kind of reversal of responsibilities that they would do.
>> No. 36130 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 12:08 pm
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>>36129
You seem cranky. Maybe you should have a Snickers.
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19th March 2025
Wednesday 12:35 pm
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>>36130

you seem like you ARE longstandingussueslad. It's the minor rants thread. I cannot believe I have to explain that venting that someone else is stringing you along in a small way isn't a sign of some sort of arrested development. Go back to under your bridge I'm not interested in your non constructive needling.

(A good day to you Sir!)
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19th March 2025
Wednesday 12:55 pm
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>>36131
Is "longstandingussueslad" in the room with you right now?
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19th March 2025
Wednesday 1:44 pm
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>>36132

You tell me. Has anyone ever actually wanted you around. Be honest.
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19th March 2025
Wednesday 1:55 pm
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>>36131

Ah I think he was just ribbing you lad. If he was just making an unhelpful suggestion for no other reason than to be a condescending prick it'd be phrased "have you considered having a snickers?"

Longstandingissueslad is intolerable and probably the site's worst poster but I don't think humour was in his playbook.
>> No. 36135 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 2:23 pm
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>>36134

I think you see contextual circumstances that has inspired another poster to make a internally referential statement, wit if you will.

I saw it as a continuation of the same weird miss the point "you have deep rooted issues you need to correct if you have any problems" post that originally responded to my quite normal rant about people being a little bit shit.
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19th March 2025
Wednesday 2:25 pm
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>>36135
Are you alright, lad?
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19th March 2025
Wednesday 3:43 pm
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>Like a typically brash chronically online cunt you miss the entire point. You are not longstandingussueslad are you? Seems like the weird kind of reversal of responsibilities that they would do.
Fucking Hell, m8. I didn't tell you to deep fry your own jeb end and if you're watching your waistline get some almonds or something, ask your dinner pal for a banana, whatever. It's not going to "ruin your appetite" or make you a "fat fuck", you hysterical baby.

If you really want to know I just don't have much time for adults complaining about being hungry. It's just not a big issue to me, and I find it personally quite invigorating to feel a touch of the void in my stomach. However, I've also never known anyone else to spend two whole days being "hangry", so perhaps you're right, people should be more considerate of your needs.

>>36131
>It's the minor rants thread.
Exactly, so maybe you should calm down a little bit. When I'm taking the piss out of you for the side effects of your chemo or cracking wise about a dead relative, then you can blow your stack.
>> No. 36138 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 4:53 pm
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Is Longstandingissueslad the one who has the longstanding issues, or someone who accuses others of having them? I can't track of the cast.
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19th March 2025
Wednesday 4:56 pm
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>>36138
Both, and there is now a third Longstandingissueslad who has longstanding issues with Longstandingissueslad, but only one of them, not the other.
>> No. 36140 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 6:01 pm
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>>36138
It's a known issue that, if this place is quiet, the easiest way to spark a flurry of activity is to give the lads with questionable views on women the opportunity to have a pop at them. Some people don't like it when you point this out, or how alt-right types have clicked they're able to gain the most traction here if they post about women.

It's a bit like how Reform voters get offended if you call them racist when their 'legitimate concerns' turn out to actually be racism.
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19th March 2025
Wednesday 7:07 pm
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>>36138

When I first started saying it I was referring to the lad (who was likely never just one lad, but that's the joke) who always pops up to say we have longstandingissues any time any of us had any form of complaint that involved a woman at any level. It was annoying because he would go out of his way to turn it around on the poster, who was usually just having a moan and not criticising women as a whole or even approaching it.

Nobody likes that kind of person who has to stick their oar in when you are trying to get something off your chest, and tell you it was actually your fault and you should have done X and Y instead and think about Z in future and all that bollocks.
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19th March 2025
Wednesday 7:33 pm
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>>36141
Sounds like you need to stop being a creep, to be honest.
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19th March 2025
Wednesday 7:50 pm
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>>36142
Bad trolling. We've got enough organic arguments to go around, you don't need to force them.
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19th March 2025
Wednesday 10:00 pm
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You know how bar staff aren't suppose to serve you if you're already pissed? I think a similar rule should apply to tailors. And if you are going to make the stupidest suit in the world, it should at least fit.
>> No. 36145 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 10:08 pm
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Last night I had a tingle in the back of my throat and now it's properly turning into a light-headed cold with a runny nose. But of course I now have a lot of work to do that requires some late nights and a date on Friday evening.

Why is life like this?
>> No. 36146 Anonymous
21st March 2025
Friday 4:33 pm
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Went to drop off a parcel for my neighbour and he started trying to talk to me about my job. I was just giving you your parcel like any normal person would, that doesn't mean I want a conversation. I am the world's most anti-social person, why can't people just respect that.
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21st March 2025
Friday 5:16 pm
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>>36146

I was always told that if you are quiet and introverted that people will immediately sense this and never talk to you, but it is absolutely not true. People talk to me all the fucking time, and I never want them to.
>> No. 36148 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 2:54 pm
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My sharedhouse neighbour has again begun smoking indoors thoughout the day, starting in the early hours of the morning all through to the evening. This time it's a weird sweet smelling substance, presumably tobacco, with a strong scent of cheap washing upo liquid and celary.
I don't know if it's tobacco mixed with airfreshener to hide the smell, but it's pissing me off. I don't fucking pay rent in a place that doesn't allow smoking only to []iregularly[/i] breath other peoples smoke. Taping up the door has helped a bit but it's still getting through.
>> No. 36149 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 3:32 pm
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>>36148

That can be annoying. As a student, I lived in a block of flats for a while where the lad above me was alcoholic dolescum. Not only would I frequently find beer and alcopop bottle caps on my balcony, in the middle of the day, but also his cigarette butts. And occasionally, he was evidently smoking cannabis. So I went with passive aggressive public shaming and put a note in the entrance area that read, "To the person or persons throwing their cigarette butts and bottle caps on my balcony from above - it's very annoying. My balcony is not an ashtray". But then I saw the property manager take it down the next day. He told me he was about to show a flat to a possible new tenant, and that that note "wasn't a good look". He promised to go upstairs and have a word with his tenant, but after a few days, it all started again.
>> No. 36153 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 1:36 pm
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Phoned the car insurance to update a few details and query a few things that I noticed on my policy, like the huge excess I thought I had gotten rid of, lower my mileage because I don't drive to work any more, and was hoping to come out with a cheaper price.

Instead they ended up jacking my monthly payment up by £30 and I had to kick off to get them to waive the admin fee. They insisted there's nothing they can do, so I went on the comparison sites and guess what, I could be paying half the price. But the kicker is that's not even just with other companies- That includes the company I am with now. I would legitimately save money if I just fucking cancelled my policy and signed back up again.

So now I've got to be a Karen and make a big stink about what the fuck they are playing at. I hate having to do that, but it seems nowadays every single bastard company and service will just rip you off if you don't. It makes me so angry. Why does everything have to be a battle of wills against fucking con artist fucking fraudster wankers.
>> No. 36154 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 2:05 pm
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>>36153

When I started my own business and turned from wage slave to self employed, I eventually told Aviva. They then tacked £80 onto my existing car insurance just because of that. They asked for how long I had been self employed, which was almost a year by that point. They then told me the only concession they could make was to not demand the extra £80 for the past year, which they told me they could have, as their terms and conditions said that I was to notify them immediately of any changes that could have bearing on the insurance policy. Bastards.
>> No. 36155 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 7:02 pm
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>>36154

So it turns out that it's cheaper by a whole £8 to remain on the policy with this new rip-off premium than to go through the palaver of cancelling, paying the fees that incurs, and getting a new policy elsewhere; which I am sure is something their algorithm carefully calculates when they do things like this. But that in itself is fucking infuriating, why should I be shafted out of even more money paying them to no longer provide me the fucking service?

I fucking loathe these parasites man. It's enough to drive a man into the arms of conspiratorial thinking about certain ethno-religious demographics, honestly.
>> No. 36156 Anonymous
25th March 2025
Tuesday 2:48 pm
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Amazon keeps delivering parcels intended for a different address to me and then when I get in touch with customer service they simply ask me to deliver it to the right address. This time it's a building next door to me so I can just drop off what looks like a big box of vape liquid but it's annoying and no doubt will start happening to my packages as well.

I think I can see what's going on as well, the guy on customer service only cares about packages on my account and the delivery driver probably has a busy route with an expectation that stuff will go missing.
>> No. 36157 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 5:04 pm
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>>36156

I hate when they cut corners and mark a parcel as undelivered or leave a note even though you know for a fact that you were home all day and nobody rang your door. Happened with DHL a few times. I can appreciate that delivery drivers have tight schedules, but it's taking the piss if you don't even bother and hope that the recipient just won't notice.
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26th March 2025
Wednesday 11:07 pm
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>>36157 I wish there was a 'don't bother much' option, when you can see a parcel is doomed, you really don't need it that day, and know the van will be round tomorrow with another drop. But no, some poor Latvian lad will have to trek out in the pitch dark to deliver a parcel that can wait. Broken prime.
>> No. 36159 Anonymous
27th March 2025
Thursday 10:03 am
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>>36158

I buy a lot of stuff online and Amazon are by far the least likely to plunge me into a Kafkaesque nightmare. They'll deliver to convenience stores or lockers. If you make lots of orders, you can choose to have them batched up into one scheduled delivery rather than receiving them in dribs and drabs. The tracking actually shows you where the courier is in real time, so you can see if they're ten stops away or just around the corner. Their couriers are supposed to (and usually do) ring you if they can't find your house or can't get through your gate. When I have had deliveries go missing, they've sorted it without any fuss.
>> No. 36160 Anonymous
27th March 2025
Thursday 10:44 am
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>> No. 36164 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 11:11 am
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Ineffectual customer support.

I just rang a manufacturer service line to ask about their loft insulation materials, and the lad sounded like some kind of mentally challenged teenlad on a summer job, who wasn't knowledgeable at all about the very products he's supposed to advise customers about. I don't expect somebody like that to be overly chatty, but getting a full sentence out of him about any of my questions was like pulling teeth.
>> No. 36165 Anonymous
2nd April 2025
Wednesday 10:20 am
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If anyone ever asks me to print something out at home ever again I'm going to fucking kill them. Just instantaneous, zero-to-one-hundred, levels of physical violence, like I'm a raptor in Jurassic Park.
>> No. 36166 Anonymous
2nd April 2025
Wednesday 11:32 am
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For some reason in Hotmail each time I click upon a new e-mail or take an action such as delete, my browser counts it as a new click. This means when it comes to clicking back to what I was previously using that tab for, I have to go through a massive list of e-mail clicks.

It never use to do this, and no other website I use does something similar. It also uses up a ton of RAM compared to 2015 but there's no added functionality.
>> No. 36167 Anonymous
2nd April 2025
Wednesday 1:01 pm
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I swear enshittification is accelerating. We have a new ticketing system at work, and I want it to be available to click as a shortcut in Google Chrome on my work computer when I open a new tab. I do not have the button to add a new shortcut, and there is no other way of doing it. I don’t want to rename the old one because we still need it for a bit, and besides, that’s not the point.
>> No. 36168 Anonymous
2nd April 2025
Wednesday 1:01 pm
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>>36166
I've never had that exact problem with Hotmail's UI, I have a whole other set of problems with it.
>> No. 36169 Anonymous
2nd April 2025
Wednesday 4:39 pm
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>>36167

I spent about an hour searching the web for how to create a new homepage tile in Firefox a while back, before discovering that it does it the same way, and the only way to make a "new" link is renaming an old one.

This is the paradigm shift of UI/UX design since smartphones, that it doesn't even cater to the basic idea that you can influence the layout and placement of things yourself any more, and at the most you can modify what's already there; and when I was googling for the solution it was like I was asking a vending machine for medical advice. I didn't get anywhere because my misapprehension was so fundamental nobody even thought to address the fact somebody might want to.

Among the many things that I hate and will have people executed for when I am supreme leader, this is only in the top 30 or so.
>> No. 36170 Anonymous
3rd April 2025
Thursday 4:06 pm
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>>36168
There's a glitch that makes it impossible to paste anything in to an e-mail in Hotmail. It's happened ever since I upgraded to Windows 10 (from Windows 7).

I have to attach a text file to get around this issue.
>> No. 36171 Anonymous
3rd April 2025
Thursday 8:19 pm
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>>36170

There's a keystroke that opens a new email draft, I haven't figured out what it is but it's definitely a common one used in typing. I often give up and draft emails in notepad then paste them in.
The advert for the paid service seems to only appear when I try to click the latest email in my inbox, replacing it so I have to go back and wait for it all to painfully slowly load again.
The search function doesn't seem to have a full index so often won't pull up results that are definitely in there.
>> No. 36172 Anonymous
3rd April 2025
Thursday 8:28 pm
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Why in the name of Christ are you geriatric millennials still using Hotmail?
>> No. 36173 Anonymous
3rd April 2025
Thursday 9:01 pm
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>>36172
I assume they mean Outlook. Or Live. Or whatever the fuck it's called.
>> No. 36174 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 8:28 pm
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>>36170

Am I really in the minority here with Firefox and Thunderbird?

Chrome is sluggish on my computer and I hate everything that Edge stands for with passion.
>> No. 36175 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 9:08 pm
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>>36174

Does thunderbird do regular hotmail, gmail, etc addresses now? I've not used a standalone e-mail program since the days of needing to know what the fuck POP3 and all that shite was, and you couldn't use them if you only had a pretend web based e-mail like hotmail.

That's long enough ago I think our internet provider was Freeserve. Bloody hell.
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5th April 2025
Saturday 12:24 am
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They must mean Outlook. Or some lads have fallen through a timeslip and ended up 15 years in the future. Maybe let them have a go on some VR or give them a bar of Chocolonely before you spill the beans on all the horrible shit. No wait, don't do the chocolate thing they'll wonder what's wrong with a nice bar of Cadbury's.
>> No. 36177 Anonymous
5th April 2025
Saturday 6:26 am
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>>36174
Are you really using Thunderbird and asking if you're among a minority?

>>36175
My experience has always been webmail supported POP3.
>> No. 36178 Anonymous
5th April 2025
Saturday 8:24 am
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YouTube have changed the way video previews work, so now that instead of a video continuing from the point in the video you had watched up to in preview, when you click to watch, it now restarts the video again, so you have to watch the 20 or whatever seconds you just watched again. It's affecting my mental health more than it should.
>> No. 36179 Anonymous
5th April 2025
Saturday 11:22 am
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>>36177

>Are you really using Thunderbird and asking if you're among a minority?

I guess part of it was not an honest question.

My e-mail address(es) are linked to my web domain. I was lucky enough to be able to register our family name 25 years ago at the beginning of the Internet age, so that my e-mail address is something like michael@richardson.co.uk today. Which isn't my actual name, but you get the point.

My web hoster has a webmail interface for my domain, but it's a bit slow, and I like the convenience of having all my e-mails locally on my computer via SMTP. And if you want to go that route, then Thunderbird is still one of the best e-mail clients out there. I don't like Outlook, I never have, and these days it just feels too bloated. Thunderbird is a light, low-footprint client that gets the job done and has loads of features.
>> No. 36180 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 5:26 am
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I also use my own domains for email, but I point them to GMail at a monthly cost of zero.
>> No. 36186 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 4:34 pm
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I know complaining about Teams is very 2020 of me, but could it fuck off with the way it ignores my audio input-output? Just do what the rest of the PC is doing and always does, you useless bag of shit. I'm this close to asking for interviews and therapy sessions to take place over Discord ffs.
>> No. 36187 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 7:26 pm
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>>36186

> therapy sessions to take place over Discord

I've done therapy sessions with my therapist over the phone, and went a whole six months without meeting her in person during covid. But it just wasn't the same.

I've moved since, and after the move I went to see her again a couple of times, and the 25-mile trip one way about once every three weeks was well worth it.
>> No. 36191 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 7:48 pm
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Is there a transport planning app or website that isn't shit and where you can configure it so it knows you're not American/disabled/a pensioner and aren't horrified by the prospect of ambulation? I just spent some time figuring out the best way to get from A to B:

Google/City Mapper suggestions:
75 minute journey time with a combo of underground + bus

A local's suggestion:
63 minute journey time with a combo of underground + bus

New routes I had to figure out manually:
58 minute journey time with a combo of underground + train + bus
66 minute journey time using just underground + train, but you have to walk for an extra 10 minutes compared to all the other journeys
Bonus: the carriages on this particular undeground and train line are more spacious and have air conditioning

I thought computers were supposed to make things easier and more efficient but they just seem to be more efficient at letting you figure out how inefficient they are. Maybe it's just me but I'd rather spend extra time walking somewhere instead of sitting around with my dick flapping in the wind waiting for a bus, held captive by the whims of traffic and bus schedules, and then being cooped up in it with all the sweat, stale air, and smelly people.
>> No. 36192 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 8:43 pm
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>>36191

Assuming you're in London, the TFL journey planner is very pro-walking. Make sure to have a poke around in the advanced options.

https://tfl.gov.uk/plan-a-journey/
>> No. 36199 Anonymous
12th April 2025
Saturday 8:35 pm
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It feels like you get more cases these days of people clearing out stock. I didn't realise it was a TikTok trend a few weeks back when Lidl advertised on the app that they had Dubai chocolate but when I walked passed the display it was entirely cleared out on the first day and now going by the news story, shops are having to limit how many bars customers can buy.

People have become greedier and more easily manipulated since the pandemic I reckon when hoarders were clearing out supermarket shelves so that nobody else could have bread and shitpaper.

>>36191
I have to ask if you really want to travel for an hour.

>>36192
>Make sure to have a poke around in the advanced options

This is what I do no matter the app. I remove buses entirely for outward journeys because they're untrustworthy, the apps don't account for surge traffic and usually the alternative is a much easier tube journey or a 20 minute walk - I reckon otherlad will still need to keep his wits about him though and learn by experiance e.g. Elizabeth line usually has delays and you need to think about London as a serious of waypoints using major stations.
>> No. 36200 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 10:43 pm
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Me fucking bird.

Sending me Booking.com links all hours of the fucking day like I'm just going to magically book it there and then. Jesus wept.
>> No. 36201 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 10:43 pm
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Me fucking bird.

Sending me Booking.com links all hours of the fucking day like I'm just going to magically book it there and then. Jesus wept.
>> No. 36202 Anonymous
16th April 2025
Wednesday 12:00 am
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I am in temporary accommodation, in the form of a former B&B that is now effectively just a 10-person house share. While /101/-worthy, that's not why I'm posting.

When I went to prepare dinner earlier, there were no forks in the kitchen.

I am less inclined to blame other residents hoarding them than I am the company that bought the B&B to make money from the temporary accommodation crisis.
>> No. 36208 Anonymous
23rd April 2025
Wednesday 3:38 pm
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Amazon sent me a £3 off code if I got an order delivered to one of their lockers. They were meant to deliver it yesterday but apparently they couldn't find it, it's a great big fuck-off yellow locker near the entrance of my local Co-op.
>> No. 36210 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 8:54 pm
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My local Asda are selling leftover Easter chocolates and sweets at full price. I know times are tough, but chocolate Easter bunnies have had their moment now. Nothing, besides the fact that they've still got a few months till they're off, warrants keeping them at full price.
>> No. 36211 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 10:21 pm
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>>36210

A mate of mine works in the data analytics department for a major supermarket. A large part of their work involves predicting demand to optimally balance between missed sales and wasted stock. He has a PhD in engineering and most of his colleagues have similar backgrounds in maths or physics.

I find it a bit depressing that some of the brightest minds in the country are spending their time working out how many yoghurts to send to Scunthorpe.
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27th April 2025
Sunday 12:08 pm
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I don't care about the London Marathon, some vehicle attack in Canada and I don't really care about the Pope's funeral either.

There's a huge moral hazard to it but I wish there was a 'I don't care about this' button on news stories with an algorithm behind it that would eventually serve your preferences. I want to read about India allegedly playing silly buggers with laplanderstan's water supply, the world's oldest ant and Toyota buying out part of its supply chain.

>>36211
>A large part of their work involves predicting demand to optimally balance between missed sales and wasted stock.

Remember lads - they say that a planned economy would never work because of the information problem. And we can't use overproduced Chinese solar panels to deliver practically free power for everyone and the Americans must focus their most advanced AI models on tit jiggle physics instead of serving humanity.
>> No. 36213 Anonymous
27th April 2025
Sunday 11:18 pm
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My new Koss clip on earphones are already dodgy, and Amazon's returns policy sounds a lot more "fuck you" than it did the last time I had something to send back. I only took them out of the packaging 48 hours ago, it's not my fault.
>> No. 36214 Anonymous
27th April 2025
Sunday 11:34 pm
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>>36213
Wasn't you raving about them earlier in the week?
>> No. 36215 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 9:50 am
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>>36214
I don't think so. I reckon I've told someone on here about clip on earphones in general, because several people irl have never seem them before. However, I don't remember posting about my new Koss ones.

I did think the sound quality was very good, but one of the earphones cuts out when I touch it. I've already ordered a replacement pair of the same model.
>> No. 36216 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 1:35 pm
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So what the fuck are “monies”? That’s a word that’s always annoyed me. Nobody ever has five monies. If you have £5, that’s just money. If you have two fivers, you’ve still got money. I think I bought my house with monies, but I didn’t; I transferred some money. It’s not even the way that plurals work in English; you have car keys, not car kies. It just feels like such a fake, invented word, designed to make people feel important because they want to think they’re too good for money. Tell them to fuck off. I hate this stupid word.
>> No. 36217 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 3:57 pm
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>>36216

It's like when sales or customer service use the word "yourself/yourselves" instead of just "you." It's wrong and sounds stupid but they've got themselves convinced it sounds better and more fancy.

"Would that be agreeable to yourself?" "How does that sound for yourselves?" Ugh.
>> No. 36218 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 11:37 pm
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>>36216
What would you call a group of curriencies of various press? How do you say that properly - foreign countries basically.
>> No. 36220 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 11:53 pm
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I would almost certainly say "currencies", like you just did. If I really had to say more than one money, like with peoples, then I would spell it as "moneys" just like donkeys and monkeys. In any case, "monies" is often said when referring to a big pile of the same, singular, currency, so it doesn't really matter.

>>36217
It blew my mind a few years ago when someone told me that "whilst" was just "while" for wankers.
>> No. 36223 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 6:31 pm
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I said "oh dear, how sad, never mind" in a Welsh accent during a meeting, without really thinking about the fact that most of the participants were considerably younger than me. I immediately realised that there was no possible way of explaining the concept of It Ain't Half Hot Mum without getting megacancelled, so I just had to endure the awkward silence and let everyone assume that I'm fucking mental.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
>> No. 36224 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 10:09 pm
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I have my main glasses, which I chose exclusively because they look nice, and a cheaper, more robust pair, for wearing while running, being in a situation where I'm liable to fall asleep on my face, and in case something happens to my main pair. Well, two nights ago I fell asleep, not even on my face, and woke up with a lens having popped out as a result of a screw coming loose. The two screw holes are supposed to sit flush against one another with the lens in place, but I cannot in any way get them to fit back together. Sans lens, it's fine, the screw and the screw holes are not damaged, but I physically can't get the two holes close enough to thread the screw from one to the other. I am going fucking mental doing this. It is a bewilderingly simple task, but something has prevented me from doing what should be a two minute job for something like two hours across the this evening and the last. At one point earlier this tonight I was driven so insane that I briefly turned the lens upside down, as if physics itself had broken. But I only thought that because physics itself has broken and I can't get the fucking lens back in! I've refitted the a lens in these glasses before, it was a piece of piss, but not this time. This feels like I'm replacing the window wipers on a car, and each time I put the new ones on the boot pops open and becomes impossible to shut.

>>36223
Look, I'm not trying to be a cunt, but whenever I see people posting that online I see them as less than human.
>> No. 36225 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 11:10 pm
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Do you own any pliers? Perhaps you could hold the two holes together with pliers and put the screw back in that way. Alternatively, might the screw have broken and you're trying to screw in a screw that's now too short?
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1st May 2025
Thursday 11:34 pm
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I do, but the area where it's possible to hold the part of the frames is just too small, and it doesn't really change the fact that it doesn't properly fit back together. The screw appears fine, because I've screwed the frames together without the lens and the end of the screw still slightly pokes through just like it's counterpart on the other side.
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2nd May 2025
Friday 8:09 pm
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I finally ended up at Dishoom and it's shite. Easily one of the worst Indian restaurants I've ever been to, what is wrong with people?

I've now looked it up and apparently everyone who hates it is called a 'terminally online' hater. But no, it's not good food.
>> No. 36228 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 12:38 am
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I got two £100 of gift vouchers as a quarterly bonus through work and it's been a lot of stress this weekend. It used to be that I could convert these into a gift card for my local supermarket to provide the closest thing to real money but the only one I'm close to now is Waitrose and I had a humiliating experiance of trying to use it at the tills and finding out you can't scan it but must ask a till worker to open a special screen where you input a long code. I guess I'll be doing the rest of it online.

The other £100 I then spent at Argos on an electric toothbrush and 3 years worth of replacement heads but Argos tried to trick me by having the same toothbrush with a travel case for over half-price that I only noticed after submitting my order which meant a quick reversal and trying to throw shit into the cart to make it land on the right number. It was all very stressful and I don't even really need a new toothbrush.

Of course the problem is one of selection where it looks like many businesses have pulled out and those that remain like Spotify have awkward gift card conversions so you can't just land it on a years subscription and be done.
>> No. 36229 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 1:49 am
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I was watching a YouTube video by some Irish bloke talking about obsolete music software. He quoted the statistic that only 1.6% of Microsoft Word users regularly make use of keyboard shortcuts like Ctrl-C or Ctrl-Z. I didn't believe it, but I checked the source and it was true.

I physically disgusted by my own species. I welcome our new AI overlords and hope that they find some way of turning office workers into fuel.
>> No. 36230 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 2:06 am
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Not everyone was born into nerd-dom like you and I. While it's dispiriting that changing the zoom level on a till at work got me a bollocking from my boss because she couldn't figure out how to change it back, her lack of computer literacy, and that of others, is a societal failing, and becoming anti-society as a result is very much a case of "letting the bastards win". Our "AI overlords" won't be anything of the sort, and you will long for the days when your coworkers asked you "what 'x'?" when you asked them to close a programme.
>> No. 36231 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 3:20 am
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>>36230

I'm a tradesman, I only use Word for doing quotes and invoices. If I didn't bother to learn how to use my tools properly, I'd lose a hand.

I've always assumed that most people who work in offices do bullshit non-jobs that don't really need to exist, but now I learn that they haven't even achieved a basic level of competence in typing bullshit into a computer. I bet they type with two fingers, the savages.
>> No. 36232 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 6:25 am
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@grok is this true?
>> No. 36233 Anonymous
4th May 2025
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I think this leans more on the /101/ side than /emo/ but it could be a cry for help in a way.

I can't tell if I'm losing my sex drive, or if I'm just put off by all the shite you find in porn and smut nowadays. It's harder and harder to find anything I find stimulating, and it's not by over-exposure; it's because it all just went so wrong somewhere down the line. It's not me who's gone too far down a rabbit hole, it's the whole adult entertainment industry that seems to have gone off the deep and and I just feel a bit repulsed by all of it whenever I try find a bit of wank material.

If it's not you lads posting 22 stone obese grannies, it's these bloody zoomers shoving their humiliation fetish into everything. Can't even have a bit of incest without getting cucked too. Can't have a bit of femdom without her insisting you call her mommy. Can't have a bit of edging without being a gooner. I fucking hate it all.

Why do they love shame so much. I can't wrap my head around it as a turn on and it's poisoned nearly everything I used to enjoy. You can't find something that's just a bit spicy, more interesting than vanilla, but not totally degenerate; nowadays it seems like the very concept of sexuality has become inextricably linked to self debasement. What happened to sex positivity? It seems like the outcome has been anything but. Everyone hates themselves and wants to make you hate yourself too.

I feel like it's because the audience nowadays consists of people who have never had any healthy, let alone actually good, sex in real life. People have the cart before the horse and they think today's rise in chroniclads and what have you is because porn is turning them deviant, but it's the other way around. The market reflects the audience.

Feel free to subscribe to my column in the Observer.
>> No. 36235 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 1:03 pm
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>>36233
I blame Patreon which has really taught us the obvious that people with very degenerate fetishes are highly motivated to pay money and talk about it endlessly online. Not that I'd ever defend what we had before where we'd get a shot of some dudes arsehole for 15 minutes or where people pushed the 'if there's hair on the wicket then you play cricket' term.

>People have the cart before the horse and they think today's rise in chroniclads and what have you is because porn is turning them deviant, but it's the other way around. The market reflects the audience.

I think with young people it's just that they're so fucking boring these days and it makes them weird. There's plenty of perverted old men in the world, such as the three of us.
>> No. 36236 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 2:32 pm
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>>36233
I don't think online pornography ever recovered from when MindGeek, who had a near-monopoly on all the top wanking sites, got rid of everything I liked. My wanks would horrify you, based on what you said, but it feels undeniable to me that everything is worse now. Housewives won't pursue their pastimes for free now that OnlyFans exists, and you won't get hilarious anecdotes on YouTube of that time your mum shat herself or game shows where soap actresses have to inflate as many balloons as possible in 60 seconds, because everyone knows that people are wanking to that now. And women hate knowing that people are wanking to them when they don't want to be wanked over.
>> No. 36237 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 4:00 pm
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>>36236
I have fairly vanilla tastes, but it is extremely rare I'll find anything that properly gets me off if I visit the likes of Pornhub these days. Ever since the purge it's very... sterile and homogenised. It's more like scrolling through Netflix and going through dozens of things you have no interest in watching before eventually settling on something which isn't very satisfying.
>> No. 36239 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 4:37 pm
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>>36237

What sort of stuff did they purge? I haven't been on pornhub in years I have e621, but even then I see what you lads are saying because it's nothing like the glory days on FA and f-chan so I am out of touch with all that.

>>36235

I do think you are onto something here. That and the social media panopticon today's younger people have grown up in has given them a very particular kind of neuroticism that is definitely reflected in their sexual tastes and attitudes.
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4th May 2025
Sunday 4:48 pm
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>>36233
I think I'm a bit inoculated from all of this on account of liking photos of women with huge tits. It's not big, and it's not clever, but when I see what else is out there I feel something akin to blessed.

>>36236
>>36237
I've seen posts on here complaining about the mass deletion that took place on the adult tube sites years ago before. I sort of sympathise, but the reality is if you let people upload whatever the fuck they like to porn sites you wind up with a lot of deeply unpleasant, and often illegal, material on there. I think just last year a website, operating perfectly publically on the clearnet, called "Smutty.com" was taken offline because it had been, and apologies for the slightly contradictory terminology of mine here, actively unmodderated for years, and was full of child sexual abuse material. Think about what a shithole this place would be if the mods weren't Johnny-on-the-spot with the banhammer every time a petty tyrant with a complex rolled in, looking to argue the toss about their pet issue.

So it is a real problem and to pretend Pornhub et al hit the "DEL" button on all uploads from unvarified users because "women hate knowing that people are wanking to them" is completely disingenuous, or mistaken. If you argue with me on this I've got years of reporting to back up what I just said, but I'm more likely to file it into "longstanding issues" and be done with it, so just accept that I'm right for once.
>> No. 36241 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 4:52 pm
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>>36239
>Pornhub is removing all videos on its site that weren’t uploaded by official content partners or members of its model program, a fundamental shift in the way one of the largest porn sites in the world operates. This means a significant portion of its videos will disappear.

>Pornhub said the videos will be removed pending verification and review, and the verification process will begin in the new year. Prior to this change, anyone could create an account on Pornhub and upload any video they wanted to, since the platform’s launch in 2007.

>Before the content purge on Sunday evening, Pornhub hosted around 13.5 million videos according to the number displayed on the site’s search bar, a large number of them from unverified accounts. On Monday morning as of 9 a.m., that search bar is showing only 4.7 million videos, meaning Pornhub removed most of the videos on its site, including the most-viewed non-verified amateur video, which had more than 29 million views. That number briefly went back up to 7.2 million, so at the moment it’s unclear how many videos will be removed.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/pornhub-suspended-all-unverified-videos-content/
>> No. 36243 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 5:12 pm
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>>36241

So basically anything "amateur"? Jesus, that's rough. It was certainly the only thing that ever appealed to me whenever I was in the mood to look at real life people porn. What the fuck do you do for that kind of thing now, then? How does, for example, a couple who get off on voyeurism show themselves off nowadays? Bleak, honestly.

Like, that was probably always one of the main reasons I was drawn to drawn porn, commercially produced stuff always feels so fake and vapid, if I am going to wank over something that's not real why not go all the way. At least then you can have more imagination about it.

Undoubtedly that's a big factor in pushing everything towards shit like OnlyFans, which no matter how you feel about sex work and porn as an industry, is an absolute cancer. I really don't understand how they have been around for so long and gotten away without having any kind of regulatory pressure or law making or anything.
>> No. 36244 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 11:51 pm
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>>36243

Xhamster and Erome still allow proper amateur stuff.
>> No. 36245 Anonymous
5th May 2025
Monday 1:44 am
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Outlook seems to go through phases of being absolutely fucking terrible at catching spam, and letting through very obvious scam emails and even shoving them in my focused inbox, but also putting real emails from real people I have responded to in the past in my spam folder.

If it did this consistently I would just accept it as a shit platform and move on with my life, but the fact that it works fine for months then suddenly decides "this May you will get 10 phishing emails a day"
>> No. 36246 Anonymous
5th May 2025
Monday 1:23 pm
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>>36245
I get the exact same experience, and I have always assumed that all the emails were coming from the same place which had managed to get itself classed as authorised (there are ways you can do this - SPF records, DKIM, etc) and that someone at Microsoft has to manually block them when they find out.
>> No. 36247 Anonymous
5th May 2025
Monday 9:33 pm
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Isn't it a bit sexist to make all the feminine empowerment stuff be about screaming?
>> No. 36248 Anonymous
5th May 2025
Monday 10:18 pm
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>>36247
Everyone wants to scream sometimes. I could have screamed earlier, but it wouldn’t have achieved anything and isn’t really encouraged. There’s nothing wrong with showing people screaming in impotent rage, male or female, except for the fact that it’s really insultingly lazy to retread the same old clichés like that.
>> No. 36249 Anonymous
5th May 2025
Monday 10:24 pm
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Lads, you know that phrase "don't judge a book by it's cover"? I would go so far as to apply that to albums as well.
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5th May 2025
Monday 10:48 pm
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No, lyrically it's a lazy album with the same old tropes and it's being pushed at the minute despite being panned by critics.
>> No. 36251 Anonymous
5th May 2025
Monday 10:52 pm
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>>36250
You said "no" but then did what I told you to.
>> No. 36255 Anonymous
10th May 2025
Saturday 12:34 am
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Any kind of mild exercise video, for example yoga videos on YouTube.

>Okay, so first you need to lie on the floor
>Now make sure you are looking at the ceiling
>Then, twist your head away from your laptop screen so you definitely cannot see the screen at all without completely stopping what you're doing
>Hold that pose, and while you are holding that pose, do this thing I'm doing that I refuse to describe
>> No. 36256 Anonymous
10th May 2025
Saturday 7:44 am
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What is the right way of opening these things? Every time I try to crack one open for the first time, I either end up making too big a hole, resulting in immediate spillage, making too small a hole, leading to spillage when I pour, or just outright lifting the entire fucking thing off.
>> No. 36257 Anonymous
10th May 2025
Saturday 10:21 am
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>>36256
Don't shop at Tesco.
>> No. 36262 Anonymous
10th May 2025
Saturday 6:32 pm
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>>36257
Any particular reason .. ?
>> No. 36263 Anonymous
10th May 2025
Saturday 7:06 pm
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>>36262
Their orange juice cartons.
>> No. 36268 Anonymous
11th May 2025
Sunday 1:46 pm
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The term "passenger princess".
>> No. 36269 Anonymous
11th May 2025
Sunday 9:37 pm
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>>36268

For that matter, any woman (or man I suppose) who even vaguely identifies with the term princess. Being spoilt and entitled is not a positive personality trait.
>> No. 36271 Anonymous
12th May 2025
Monday 7:45 am
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>>36269
Pillow princesses are hot though.
>> No. 36272 Anonymous
12th May 2025
Monday 8:41 am
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>>36271
What's hot about that?
>> No. 36277 Anonymous
19th May 2025
Monday 12:14 pm
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A for sale sign went up on the house opposite on Thursday, possibly even Wednesday. It's still not on Rightmove or the estate agent's website.
>> No. 36285 Anonymous
21st May 2025
Wednesday 12:05 pm
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I never want to hear another "smashing glass" sample on a piece of electronic music ever again.
>> No. 36286 Anonymous
21st May 2025
Wednesday 1:05 pm
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>>36285
Would you settle for the opening to a classic 00s nu-metal album?

>> No. 36287 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 6:58 am
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No one listens to full albums anymore. What do you mean you listened to three songs off Brat? Your favourite album of last year came out in 2020? I can't do this shit anymore!

>>36286
This doesn't apply retrospectively. Although I don't care for Linkin Park regardless.
>> No. 36288 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 9:45 am
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>>36287
A couple of years ago, I saw that there was a Wikipedia page for the “album era” of music, which was (was!) the time when people listened to music via albums like a bunch of dusty old mummies in between throwing pointy sticks at mammoths.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Album_era
>> No. 36289 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 8:11 pm
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Whenever YouTube recommneds me a video or stream of someone playing Classic Doom and I can see from the thumbnail they've left texture filtering on it takes exactly 41 days off my life.
>> No. 36290 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 1:48 am
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I'm so fucking sick of streaming services. I am immediately going to start torrenting the things I want to watch again, because the alternative has become completely fucking insufferable.

Earlier tonight I wanted to watch Carlito's Way on All 4. However, after ninety seconds of adverts it immediately throws up an error code, something about DRM, and now the play option is just missing from the film. In short, I don't think I'll be paying for Channel 4+ in the immediate future.

So just now I thought I'd have a look at Now TV, because the newest series of Nathan Fielder's The Rehearsal is on there. The only catch? The whole sign-up is a total piss-take. There are three initial tiers. Two are six-month contracts, the difference being that one is double the price of the other at £14 a month, and includes films. The third option is a monthly TV show only deal for a tenner. Both of the contracted options are £20 and £10 after the first six months, and all three include fucking adverts. The second selection of options is where you find out that none of those "basic" options even stream in HD. Every single one is 720p, like you were watching YouTube in 2010. So to get rid of adverts and watch in 1080p it's another £6, or £9 for 4k.

To play devil's advocate, against myself, for a moment, I will concede that none of this was even an option little more than a decade ago. Well, getting stiffed by Channel 4's horrible streaming service was, but nevertheless, my point is the new options are shit and I hate them. The idea that you can watch anything at any time is a marketing myth, the services themselves frequently don't work properly and the expense of it all has spiralled out of control. This one's nothing new, but heaven help you if you want to watch live sports.

Indeed, little of what I've layed out here is new. However, it's come to a head today for me, and also I fell asleep at like 9pm and woke up just before 1am so I'm at a loose end.
>> No. 36291 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 2:27 am
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>>36290
Torrenting is (mostly) obsolete now, thanks to today's internet speeds you can stream pretty much everything online and only use torrents for where you need the 4k quality. The only catch is to be properly social when you have normal people over involves creating a plex server.
>> No. 36292 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 3:49 am
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I'd like to apologise for writing "layed out" earlier. It was an emotionally frought time in my life and I made mistakes that, under usual circumstances, I probably wouldn't have.

>>36291
Okay? Nothing you said is terribly helpful advice, but thanks for not trying anyway.
>> No. 36293 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 3:30 pm
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Just spent ten minutes on hold with easyjet's customer helpline, then got through to somebody and asked them my question, and the guy said "alright, let me check on my computer", and then probably hit a wrong button and hung up.
>> No. 36302 Anonymous
28th May 2025
Wednesday 9:17 pm
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The used car market is still shite. All I want is a cheap estate car that isn't completely shagged, but the only people who seem to buy estates any more are minicabbers. I'm having to seriously consider buying a small SUV, but I don't want to drive something that makes me hate myself just because I need a big boot.
>> No. 36303 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 1:36 am
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>>36302

It's definitely shit but I've noticed prices are on the downturn at least.

I'm in a similar situation, honestly a small pickup is probably what I need - not a stupid massive Ford Ranger or whatever, a nice two wheel drive car derived one, like a VW caddy. They have their downsides, but when I owned a van I just ended up filling it full of shit that ended up staying there, you can't do that with a pickup.

Anyway I'm also looking for estates, because I think I'd be slightly embarrassed driving a pickup in the UK. I've found so far that Volvo is the obvious choice, plenty of good options there, and my personal white whale is an Alfa 159 sportwagon. Alfas get bad press in terms of reliability but by the 159 generation we're basically looking at a vauxhall with better styling, it's all GM parts.

In terms of small SUVs I've been thinking about a Dacia Duster, I think that's so eminently sensible I could never feel like I was overcompensating or dropping my annoyingly posh kids off at school.
>> No. 36304 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 5:39 am
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>>36303

I've been considering a van, but I resent paying £345 road tax when I could pay £35 tax on exactly the same vehicle with rear seats and windows. If I were being totally pragmatic I'd just buy a Kangoo, but that's so much like giving up on life that it should come with a one-way ticket to Switzerland.

I don't hate the idea of a Duster. I'd much prefer a Logan MCV, but it's quite hard to find one with the 1.5 diesel that hasn't been absolutely thrashed and the 0.9 petrol is gutless and not particularly reliable. It turns out that Dacia buyers generally aren't the kind of people who maintain a full service history. In either case, the interiors on the previous generation models are just really unpleasant.

I'm going to end up buying a Sportage, aren't I? Fuck, I never thought I'd become the kind of person that drives a Sportage. Come on AutoTrader, show me an i30 Tourer or a Ceed Sportswagon in decent nick and save me from myself.
>> No. 36305 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 6:08 am
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>>36304

I've had similar thoughts about road tax,
And I inherited a kangoo from my grandad, so I suppose he gave up on life not too long after buying it. It was the automatic petrol version, really quite grim. I tried so hard to get him to buy an Elgrand or Alphard instead. That's something else I'm considering, as being able to use it as a day van will save me considerable money over time, and an LPG conversion takes care of the thirsty V6 in most of them.
>> No. 36306 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 11:14 am
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>>36305

I'm only biased against the Kangoo because my mum's got one. Every single body panel is dented, both bumpers are held on with gaffer tape and the roof is completely covered in green algae. It has somehow survived 11 years and 54,000 miles on the same oil and filters (she doesn't believe in servicing, even if I offer to do it for free), which I suppose is a good advert for the K9K diesel.
>> No. 36307 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 12:42 pm
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>>36306

> It has somehow survived 11 years and 54,000 miles

A car of that age and mileage should not look like your description of your mum's car. Even if it's a daily family beater like a Kangoo usually is.


>on the same oil and filters

This is one of the main causes of premature engine wear. People think minding the oil change intervals is optional, but it really isn't.

Then again, going by the state of the car, it's probably not your biggest worry.
>> No. 36308 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 3:21 pm
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>>36307

A lot of people just don't give a fuck about their car. It's an appliance that takes them to work and the shops; when it stops working, they trade it in or weigh it in and get another one. They don't particularly like driving, they certainly have no interest in cars, they just begrudgingly need one to get about.

Mum seems to think that preventative maintenance is some kind of scam. As far as she's concerned, catastrophic engine failure is just the natural order of things. You buy a cheap car, you put it in for an MOT every year (which it inevitably fails) and you spend the absolute minimum needed to get it to pass. You don't take your car to a garage when warning lights appear on the dashboard or it starts making funny noises, you just keep going until it breaks down. When it does break down, the cost of repair is inevitably more than the value of the car. I suppose if that's your consistent experience over forty-odd years of motoring, then getting things fixed must seem pointless.

I often see cars that were religiously serviced until the warranty ran out, at which point they're never serviced again. I really struggle to understand the logic behind that.
>> No. 36310 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 3:51 pm
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>>36308

That's almost like one of my mates, also a car noob, who just drives it but would very realistically be out of his depth changing a flat tyre or a bad fuse.

He told me once that he wasn't bothered about checking his engine oil level regularly, because "isn't that what the oil warning light in the dashboard is for?". He was only partly wrong, because most modern cars from the last 20 years have oil level warning lights, but at the time, he was driving an S-reg C-class Mercedes, which only had an oil pressure warning light. And if that comes on, your engine is already close to fucked. With rare exceptions (bad pressure sensor etc), it usually means either you've lost most of your oil catastrophically or your oil pump has failed. And with every revolution of your engine, you'll be closer to seized pistons. My advice in that case would be to turn off the engine immediately, even before pulling over and letting the car roll out. If at all possible and you're not doing motorway speeds.

I'm somebody who takes very extensive care of his cars. A car to me is something you look after, something that you try to keep in good nick. I guess I take inspiration from my late brother. He once got himself an almost brand new 3-series BMW, and he was proud as punch and treated it like the apple of his eye. That sort of rubbed off on me.
>> No. 36311 Anonymous
30th May 2025
Friday 2:53 pm
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Water-based gloss might be better for the environment, but it's fucking shit.
>> No. 36314 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 2:40 pm
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Lidl does an annual free-fruit offer with every shop where you win almost every time a random draw on the app. So far I've won:

1. A free pack of avocados or loose mango where they don't sell the pack of avocados at my store and the mangos are all terrible.
2. A free bunch of 5 bananas where they sell bananas in bunches of 6 at my Lidl.

This is on top of my local store inexplicably no longer stocking whole chicken breast and still regularly having offers for items that aren't in store. Plus it's always like feeding time at the zoo when you walk in there.

I think I'm just going to stop going to Lidl. The place is a lot cheaper than most supermarkets but the stress of the place isn't worth it, the bakery is good but that is immediately picked clean at 7pm happy hour by gormless morons who block the entire section with their 11 kids as they slowly decide which shelf to clean out.

I'll go further with this moan and say that supermarkets in general have gone downhill in this country since the pandemic.
>> No. 36315 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 8:27 pm
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I have noticed that the prices of anything with chocolate in have all skyrocketed. I used to insist that I would never spend more than £1 on any pack of biscuits, but they are all far more than that now. This post has even reminded me that I took a photo of an especially egregious outrage of a multipack of Creme Eggs. My old habit of buying three for £1 in Aldi was probably a decade ago now, and that was the best possible deal you could get anywhere, but not only do the six-packs only contain five now, but their alleged RRP is over a fiver. This is insane.
>> No. 36316 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 8:28 pm
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>>36315
Today just isn’t my day, is it?
>> No. 36317 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 9:15 pm
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Delivery drivers who can't get it through their head that where that Google Maps puts you, is not where you go to access my address. Some of them are fine about it and follow my directions when they inevitably phone up, but some of them start giving you backchat, as if it's not Google Maps that is wrong, but rather the building which is in the wrong place. That's when I get pissed off in very short order.

I haven't been a delivery driver for long, but one of the very first things I picked up about the job is that addresses in this country don't always make sense, and just blindly going where the satnav tells you is as much a waste of your own time as anyone else's. You always have a look on the map before you set off to make sure technology isn't playing silly buggers with you. But what makes it baffling to me is that the specific type of navigation error, where it puts you on the back road instead of the actual drive, is incredibly common. It happens to me at least two or three times every single day, and it's just one of the things you learn to expect and account for. So how the fuck are these guys so stumped every time.

No wonder they are so stressed. It can't be easy going through life when such a simple job is a level of difficulty above your ability. Yes it's always the asian ones.
>> No. 36318 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 9:17 pm
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I don't know where the RRP of £5.59 is coming from, particularly because even the convenience stores weren't selling them at that price.
>> No. 36319 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 10:14 pm
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>>36317

I went and got something off Gumtree a while ago and the seller lived very rural in Lincolnshire. I told him I've got sat nav, but he said that I needed to drive nearly a quarter mile down a dirt road and behind a hill from the point that most sat navs would tell people his house was. And he was right. I probably never would have found it.
>> No. 36320 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 11:29 pm
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>>36319
Back when I lived in rural Somerset, we would sometimes have the same issue with postcodes. "No, don't tell me your address, I have your postcode so I know exactly where you live." If you looked up the postcode, it was about half a mile away, on a different street with all the same numbers. We always tried to tell people where we were, and the ones that listened were fine but the ones that insisted on just taking the postcode and house number went to the wrong fucking place every single time and it was infuriating.
>> No. 36321 Anonymous
1st June 2025
Sunday 1:03 am
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Just dick-pic harrassed myself looking through an old SD card.
>> No. 36322 Anonymous
1st June 2025
Sunday 2:12 am
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>>36320

From what I can ascertain, this is because people misunderstand what postcodes actually are. They're not directions for your address, they're directions for the sorting system. For instance if your postcode is M12 5DE or whatever, that's Manchester, 12th post office, 5th zone, area sub-area. Most of the time that corresponds to your street and then house number, but not necessarily.

The ones where it just puts you somewhere near and you have to go another half mile are usually private streets or as you say rural addresses like farms etc. So the postcode puts you to the designated point where the property joins with "official" infrastructure, which can be quite arbitrary, it's often just what was the the land boundary whenever the road was built in the 70s or something.
>> No. 36324 Anonymous
1st June 2025
Sunday 7:42 pm
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YouTube just gave me an unskippable advert on my own video, and I know I don't get any money from that because I don't own the copyright to the song. Bastards.
>> No. 36325 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 1:10 pm
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>>36322
That is pretty much correct.

The two halves of the postcode are "outward" and "inward", and the two parts of the "inward" half are the "sector" and "unit". You can probably figure out what a "unit" was supposed to represent if you consider that it was originally called a "walk".
>> No. 36326 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 2:34 pm
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Speaking of which, when I go somewhere new I like to see what codes are on the back of their post vans.
>> No. 36327 Anonymous
2nd June 2025
Monday 5:38 pm
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>>36326
Looks like that van was inaugurated on the 73rd of June 2004.
>> No. 36330 Anonymous
3rd June 2025
Tuesday 2:45 pm
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Mentioned Hyacinth Bucket to someone in their 30s and they didn't get the reference. I am so old.
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3rd June 2025
Tuesday 6:00 pm
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>>36330
It's pronounced 'Bouquet'.
>> No. 36332 Anonymous
4th June 2025
Wednesday 12:31 pm
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>>36330
If they're at least mid thirties it's not age they're lacking but culture.
>> No. 36333 Anonymous
4th June 2025
Wednesday 12:46 pm
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I always thought Keeping Up Appearances was shite.
>> No. 36334 Anonymous
4th June 2025
Wednesday 2:08 pm
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>>36332

>originally aired on BBC1 from 1990 to 1995

I hate to break it to you lad, but 1995 was 30 years ago.

>>36333

It was shite, but in hindsight Daisy would definitely have got it.
>> No. 36335 Anonymous
4th June 2025
Wednesday 2:35 pm
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>>36334
You might have a point if that word 'originally' wasn't there.

The BBC continued broadcasting it right up until 2024. Most likely they've not stopped.

Most of the comedy classics I grew up on were repeats. Fawlty Towers? Dad's Army? Only Fools? Original air date is irrelevant.
>> No. 36336 Anonymous
4th June 2025
Wednesday 2:40 pm
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>>36334
The 90s and early 00s in particular were endless repeats.
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4th June 2025
Wednesday 3:10 pm
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>>36331
Give it the full name:
'Bouquet' family, lady of the house speaking.
>> No. 36338 Anonymous
5th June 2025
Thursday 1:10 am
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>>36335
Only Fools and Horses is particularly hard to date audiences with because not only did it run for years, but in later years the BBC would run repeats of earlier series in primetime between new series and specials.
>> No. 36346 Anonymous
8th June 2025
Sunday 8:25 am
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I don't know if you lads are familiar with Yapp App, it may be a West Yorkshire thing, but it's incredibly intrusive. There was a local car crash last night and they've uploaded drone footage of the emergency services in the car after cutting the roof of, with the stretcher ready to use beside them.
>> No. 36347 Anonymous
8th June 2025
Sunday 8:31 am
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>>36346
I'm more comfortable with that than with mainstream news publishing articles about prominent people saying bad things but leaving you to guess what was said.
>> No. 36348 Anonymous
8th June 2025
Sunday 8:37 am
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>>36347
>The EastEnders star has now been suspended by the BBC after a video emerged of him on the Strictly set using the term “m********s” to describe the people of Blackpool, the seaside town where the show was being filmed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2qxd1e1pyo

I don't know if there's too many asterisks for it to be any variation of mong I'm familiar with.
>> No. 36349 Anonymous
8th June 2025
Sunday 8:38 am
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Oh, wait. Mongoloids.
>> No. 36350 Anonymous
8th June 2025
Sunday 8:49 am
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>>36348
The people who enable these daft charades are sewing the seeds for Farage to be PM.
>> No. 36351 Anonymous
8th June 2025
Sunday 8:50 am
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>>36349
Ther friendly kind or the not relevant Mongolians?
>> No. 36352 Anonymous
8th June 2025
Sunday 9:40 am
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>>36351
Do you think he was being complimentary about the people of Blackpool?
>> No. 36355 Anonymous
8th June 2025
Sunday 8:17 pm
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>>36350
>sewing the seeds
>>5003
>> No. 36356 Anonymous
12th June 2025
Thursday 11:44 am
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My mum wants to buy a smartwatch. Not my problem, you might think. Except I have to show her how to turn her mobile data on or off at least once a month, and she refuses to accept that leaving her laptop on for twelve weeks at a time makes it run poorly.
>> No. 36357 Anonymous
12th June 2025
Thursday 4:26 pm
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>>36356

Not to mention it will kill the battery over time.

I once used my old laptop as a replacement for my desktop computer for a year and had it constantly plugged in, and after about nine months, the battery was struggling to hold a charge and would barely last 30 minutes if I unplugged the laptop for a bit.

There would be easy ways to fix that on the manufacturer level by shutting off the charging when the battery is full, but most laptop makers are more interested in saving two quid on hardware. Which is especially aggravating as most modern laptops have no removable battery pack.
>> No. 36358 Anonymous
14th June 2025
Saturday 5:06 pm
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People complain a lot about the rain and cloud in this country but for me the biggest annoyance is when you get a lovely day but the wind decides to ruin it.

I don't mind a cooling breeze but there's a speed where it just gets annoying.
>> No. 36364 Anonymous
16th June 2025
Monday 12:25 pm
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My cursor was slow when I turned my PC on earlier. For whatever reason the official software made zero difference, so I increased it in Windows. However, it's still slightly different. I can't even tell if it's faster or slower, it's just not the same as it has been for years and I don't like it.
>> No. 36365 Anonymous
16th June 2025
Monday 12:53 pm
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I bumped my head a while ago which left me with a one and a half inch laceration above my temple. I had to go into A&E where they had to close it up with Dermabond. It's above my hairline, so the scar isn't really visible, but now my hair parts weird in that area. No matter how I comb it and fix it with gel, there's always a gap where it looks like hair is missing. The hair roots themselves don't look thinner around the scarred area.
>> No. 36375 Anonymous
17th June 2025
Tuesday 8:46 am
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Listening to a podcast and got an advert for this absolute bullshit:

https://hisomni.com/
>> No. 36377 Anonymous
17th June 2025
Tuesday 2:31 pm
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>>36375

That all sounds like a shit AI hallucination.

AIs can now crap out entire websites.
>> No. 36378 Anonymous
17th June 2025
Tuesday 2:43 pm
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>>36377

I'm afraid it's probably natural stupidity rather than artificial intelligence. The text uses hyphen-minus symbols where an LLM would have used an em dash, and there are a couple of grammatical errors or typos. If it was written by an LLM, then it was carefully edited by someone who knows how to disguise the telltales of AI-generated text.
>> No. 36379 Anonymous
17th June 2025
Tuesday 5:37 pm
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>>36378

AIs are now also catching up in masking typical AI "mannerisms". Because those mannerisms are more or less known, and good AIs can then automatically modify them as they occur.
>> No. 36380 Anonymous
18th June 2025
Wednesday 12:13 am
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>>36375
It almost feels like a waste to spend your sleeping life manifesting instead of learning a language or doing some work L&D. And I told you lot this technology was coming but you all scoffed at me. They'll get our dreams eventually.
>> No. 36381 Anonymous
18th June 2025
Wednesday 2:35 pm
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>>36380

>They'll get our dreams eventually.

Do you reckon AI has already been trained on our two dream threads?
>> No. 36383 Anonymous
19th June 2025
Thursday 10:37 am
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I've heard so many Britons say exactly this, in relation to their dog chasing squirrels or suchlike - "he/she would have no idea what to do if he/she actually caught one". Do people actually believe that? I'm not trying to imply we have a sleeper population of deadly wolves within every fifth home, but it speaks to people's naivety in regards to their pets. It's as innate to them as any other mammalian urge, from keeping warm to pissing. It's basically the same reason you know you can't keep biscuits in the cupboard without eating the lot.

>>36381
.gs, and everything else, has been scraped many times over. Even /poof/.
>> No. 36384 Anonymous
19th June 2025
Thursday 11:44 am
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Just spent over 10 minutes on hold with NatWest's call centre to no avail, while desperately trying to hold in a shit. I was considering just muting my phone and going anyway, but with my luck, I probably would have got through right the moment I was in the middle of it. So I just hung up. And am now going to the toilet.
>> No. 36385 Anonymous
19th June 2025
Thursday 12:14 pm
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>>36383
>"he/she would have no idea what to do if he/she actually caught one"
I think it's a type of projection. The dog owner is really saying "IDon't know what would happen if the dog actually caught one"
I Think I've previously told the story of my timid labrador who tried to snatch, rip and tear at rabbit he's seen euthenised. I'd never seen that of him before, his eye were primal.

It similarly annoys me when people presume to think all animals want to do is eat, sleep and fuck, or that they're dumb. I recall reading a book about how even wild birds show levels of individualism, down to character, preferences, etc (Birds as Individuals, Len Howard)
I'm not entirely sure that an animals conciousness would be entirely different from our own.

>>36381
>Do you reckon AI has already been trained on our two dream threads?
For a couple of years I believed the dream thread was an effort to map the psyche of general and specific britfa.gs contributors :|
>> No. 36386 Anonymous
19th June 2025
Thursday 12:59 pm
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I wonder what AI thinks our dream woman is.
>> No. 36387 Anonymous
19th June 2025
Thursday 1:35 pm
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The central bolt holding the lawnmower blades in place seems to be completely immovable. All I'm doing with the spanners is wearing it down. Bastard thing, the blades desperately need sharpening.
>> No. 36389 Anonymous
19th June 2025
Thursday 2:30 pm
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>>36387
Penetrating oil might loosen it. Failing that, are you definitely, 100%, turning the spanner the right way?
>> No. 36390 Anonymous
19th June 2025
Thursday 2:34 pm
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>>36388
She's not fat, a Wallace and Gromit character or Carol Vorderman.
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19th June 2025
Thursday 2:40 pm
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>>36390
Whoops! Wrong image.

She definately looks like someone who tells the same joke again and again to a middle-aged TikTok audience.
>> No. 36392 Anonymous
19th June 2025
Thursday 2:41 pm
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>>36389
I put some oil around it and am giving it a while to sink in. The manual says counter-clockwise but I tried both ways anyway and it's not got any give at all.
>> No. 36393 Anonymous
19th June 2025
Thursday 3:20 pm
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>>36392

Take it to a garage (the greasy back alley kind) and ask them to have a go at it with an impact wrench. It's a two second job with the right tool.
>> No. 36394 Anonymous
19th June 2025
Thursday 9:23 pm
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>>36393

I borrowed a socket wrench from a neighbour and that worked, eventually.
>> No. 36395 Anonymous
27th June 2025
Friday 1:32 pm
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What's the point in Tracked 24 when it still takes 3-4 days.
>> No. 36396 Anonymous
27th June 2025
Friday 3:05 pm
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I've got love for the guy, but Michael Sheen's getting too fat to play Field Marshall Montgomery in the biopic I still haven't written.
>> No. 36397 Anonymous
27th June 2025
Friday 9:19 pm
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>>36395
You've fallen for their trap. Despite "Tracked 24" and "Tracked 48" carrying some very obvious implications, because neither of them actually contains the magic word they aren't held to them.
>> No. 36398 Anonymous
29th June 2025
Sunday 11:17 pm
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Looking for a specific colour of clothing online and the colour filter including things that are 95% not that colour.
>> No. 36399 Anonymous
1st July 2025
Tuesday 5:23 pm
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It seems a bit of a piss take that Next charge £4.95 for delivery and then send the parcel through Evri. I think I'd rather have picked it up from the store if I'd known that.
>> No. 36400 Anonymous
2nd July 2025
Wednesday 4:38 pm
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>>36399
Update: "We're sorry, we were unable to deliver your parcel today. We'll try again on the next working day."

Complete with a picture of my building from across the road. I've been in all day so that's very mysterious and this is the second time it's happened. The first time my items disappeared and I had to go through the mess of it refunded through my bank.
>> No. 36401 Anonymous
2nd July 2025
Wednesday 6:03 pm
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>>36400

I've had it happen with DHL that a package that was scheduled to arrive that day, and which I could see in the app was only minutes away from being delivered to my door was suddenly marked as "undelivered" and then it said something that I could come and pick it up the next day. Which was complete bollocks, because I was home the whole time and eagerly awaiting the DHL van coming up the street, which I can see perfectly from my front window. I was also well within earshot of my doorbell the whole morning. My guess is that when delivery drivers are in a rush, they'll take chances on people being at work and not being able to answer the door and so they'll just skip deliveries. Because who's going to know.

But I called DHL and complained and they said they'd investigate. Never heard from them again, but at least no other driver has pulled that sort of thing on me since.
>> No. 36402 Anonymous
2nd July 2025
Wednesday 6:26 pm
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>>36401

I wonder what it is about the parcel couriers like Evri, DHL, DPD, etc etc that makes them so much less accountable than the supermarket guys and Amazon? Those people never mess me about, and the one I work for would definitely bollock me if I just lied about a delivery and brought it back at the end of the day.

I know a lot of them are self employed and all that dodgy stuff, supposedly some are paid per delivery which doesn't sound legal, but if it is that will definitely incentivise them to sack your address off if you are the only delivery on your street, and prioritise the street they've got 15 drops in a row on. It just doesn't make sense why the company would want them to operate that way.

To quote a somewhat overused recent meme: Are they stupid?
>> No. 36403 Anonymous
2nd July 2025
Wednesday 7:33 pm
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>>36402
My theory is that companies like Evri just don't have an incentive to care. The people getting the products don't book with them and the sellers are motivated to go with the cheapest option over providing delivery quality.

Amazon meanwhile for all it's faults has built an entire business around packages arriving to people and it knows these days that you could just go to Aliexpress for a third the cost.
>> No. 36404 Anonymous
3rd July 2025
Thursday 3:34 am
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>>36403
With Amazon I have had probably about half a dozen cases of items being incorrect or missing, in what must me a triple-digit number of orders since 2003.

They're certainly doing something right.
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3rd July 2025
Thursday 2:34 pm
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I've still got a motorcycle lift under my bed from when Amazon delivered it instead of a set of dumbells.
>> No. 36406 Anonymous
3rd July 2025
Thursday 3:26 pm
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>>36405

When I was still living in my flat, one day I got a padded envelope with a T shirt that was without a doubt addressed to me from Amazon Prime. I was a bit dumbfounded, but started wearing it. Then ten days later my neighours downstairs got back from their holiday and asked me if a T shirt had arrived. They told me they'd sent it directly to me to make sure there wouldn't be any fuss with Amazon because they were on holiday. So I said, yeah, well, funny story, I've worn it a few times. My neighbour was a bit miffed, but I rightly said to him that nobody told me I was going to get a T shirt sent to me personally, unsolicited, and that it wasn't actually for me.
>> No. 36407 Anonymous
4th July 2025
Friday 11:43 pm
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The British Lawnmower Museum in Southport closes at 1pm on Saturdays. I was thinking of going tomorrow, but now maybe I won't.
>> No. 36408 Anonymous
5th July 2025
Saturday 12:12 am
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>>36407

You'll regret it forever if you miss out on seeing Hilda Ogden's Qualcast Panther.

If "Hilda Ogden's Qualcast Panther" isn't a Half Man Half Biscuit song, then it really needs to be.
>> No. 36409 Anonymous
5th July 2025
Saturday 8:55 am
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>>36405

I have a motorcycle I work on a lot. Can you ship to the EU?
>> No. 36410 Anonymous
5th July 2025
Saturday 9:34 am
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>>36407
Go to the forklift truck heritage centre instead.

https://www.midlandrailway-butterley.co.uk/swanwick-junction/other-attractions/
>> No. 36411 Anonymous
5th July 2025
Saturday 10:03 am
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>>36409
Probably not. It's one of the cheapo ones, nothing fancy, but still very heavy. So even if you paid for the shipping it would likely cost you the same as buying a new one.

Also that has to be one of the ugliest DVD covers I've ever seen.
>> No. 36412 Anonymous
6th July 2025
Sunday 2:13 pm
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I think, at least for me personally, the Trafford Centre might be the worst place in the fucking country. It's not enough to be a shit shopping mall like every other shit shopping mall, they had to add plywood pillars and fountains that smell like stagnant water. Plus it's in Manchester.
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6th July 2025
Sunday 2:36 pm
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I've got quite a soft spot for it. There's a gratuitous tackiness to it that just wouldn't fly these days - a cruise ship themed food court, palm trees indoors, a Pizza Hut that's decked out to look like Ancient Egypt for literally no reason. It's a memorial to the naïveté and optimism of the late 90s, archly postmodern but without any hint of irony.
>> No. 36414 Anonymous
6th July 2025
Sunday 4:09 pm
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>>36412
I like the water smell. In fact I totally concur with >>36413

Also that food court would be a great place to have a mob meeting, because it's noisiest place on Earth and the Feds wouldn't hear a thing.
>> No. 36415 Anonymous
6th July 2025
Sunday 4:23 pm
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>>36413

I wish Meadowhall in Sheffield was still as tacky and garish as the Trafford Centre, but it lost its charm when they re-did it to be all minimalist and pastel coloured. I recently visited the Designer Outlet in York, and that put every other shopping centre I've ever visited to shame. I felt like I might be kicked out at any moment for being too much of a scruff.
>> No. 36416 Anonymous
6th July 2025
Sunday 5:07 pm
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>>36413

I thought this might be the response I got, I did think when I was there that I probably should like it, as that sort of aesthetic is usually charming to me. Perhaps it's because I went on a Saturday, and it was fucking rammed. I imagine if it was completely abandoned I'd feel differently.
>> No. 36417 Anonymous
6th July 2025
Sunday 5:21 pm
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I didn't feel like York Designer Outlet is posh, although I did go in the Paul Smith shop, look at the price tags and nope out of there.
>> No. 36418 Anonymous
6th July 2025
Sunday 5:50 pm
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>>36417

As a Beeston native I feel deeply unwelcome anywhere in North Yorkshire, like they are all tweed wearing landowners who know I'm a horse thief after their livestock.
>> No. 36421 Anonymous
8th July 2025
Tuesday 2:12 pm
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OAPs with rollators and poor spatial awareness. It's happened more than twice that somebody behind me or next to me in a queue or elsewhere either rolled over my foot or ran it into my ankles. Each time not on purpose, but even if you are frail to where you need a rollator, that doesn't mean you get to care fuck all about your surroundings.
>> No. 36428 Anonymous
10th July 2025
Thursday 12:33 pm
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Fucking neighbours walking right by my window when I'm trying to jack off, again. One of them even said "Have you seen this?", probably referencing to their friend that it happened last night too and maybe the other week. Our proximity as neighbours means they have to pass within a foot of my window when using their back door.

Now they're sat in the garden, directly outside my open bathroom window so I can't even take a shit without them hearing. Can't even go brush my teeth or get ready to go out without them noticing. I've crept to close the internal doors and pissed in a jug, now it'll be 30 minutes before I'll feel comfortable again in my own fucking home.

It's too hot to close my windows. The curtains are ajar with a net to remind me that the window is open and that I should keep the noise down.

I want some fucking privacy for fuck sake.
>> No. 36429 Anonymous
10th July 2025
Thursday 12:52 pm
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>>36428
You have to play porn very loudly for about thirty minutes before you have a wank. They need to hear it and become uncomfortable enough to leave the garden before you can start. Think of it like pre-heating an oven.
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10th July 2025
Thursday 4:13 pm
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>>36428

When I was a teenager I remember at my friends house the neighbour would always decide it was time to go out into the garden every time we were outside talking. I decided to put on a show for them complained to one of the other friends owed me 20 fucking grand for the drugs. And where was my money otherwise I'm going to have to hurt him. after she had shut the door presumably to call the police to tell them tales that the main drug trafficking distribution to the UK was localised in the semi detached next-door, my friend thanked me.

You can't show any weakness with these swine. Next time wave to them.
>> No. 36431 Anonymous
10th July 2025
Thursday 11:00 pm
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I genuinely find it fucking hilarious how rapidly my desire to watch Sarah Z videos diminished after I found out she was engaged. This happened ages ago, but a new one popped up on YouTube a couple of days ago and reminded me.
>> No. 36432 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 12:48 am
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>>36431

I presume in acrobat circles that are xeir core audiance the monogonormative act of getting engaged, is seen as surrender to the ideology patriarchy, and makes them unwatchable hatespeech that needs to be no platformed?


Or is this just one of those simp sour grapes things?
>> No. 36433 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 6:37 am
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Neither, you loon. It's just funny to me that fancying her was such a big reason for watching her videos. That's it.

Could you be less aggressively weird from here on out, or else speak to a professional about this big chip on your shoulder? Either way stop trying to harsh my computer time just because you don't like it here (here being on the computer).
>> No. 36434 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 6:58 am
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It's obviously not the biggest problem in the world, but it's remarkable how much free copy is written for Wimbledon every year. I'm perhaps in my own bubble of one regarding how little I care about it, but it's obvious the event itself gets a boost owing to the social backgrounds of, basically, everyone who works on the papers, and, of course, almost the whole industry being centred in London.
>> No. 36435 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 8:12 am
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>>36433

I am reasonably sure otherlad was operating on some level of irony, I just can't decide how many levels exactly. Is he making fun of the wokes? Or is he in fact making fun of the anti wokes? Or has he reached that level of cynical enlightenment that it's genuinely neither of the two?
>> No. 36437 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 10:34 am
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>>36433

You could have just said' I'm the simp sour grapes thing but not honest enough to admit it and will lash out when called out on it' and saved the word count.

>>36435

All and none, but mostly I believe we have a moral duty to bully anyone who has a parasocial relationship lest it become normalised.
>> No. 36438 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 10:38 am
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It's not a "parasocial relationship", I just fancied a redhead with big norks. Stop spending so much time on the internet, you pervert.
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11th July 2025
Friday 10:38 am
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>>36437

I support your sentiment, only disagree with your methods. If bullying ever stopped anyone from doing anything I wouldn't be the weirdo I am today. We have to provide a strong positive alternative for the simps of the world.

Alas, real life women are not pulling their weight here. As usual.
>> No. 36440 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 11:34 am
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>>36438

The fact that them having a relationship with someone else affected your engagement is what makes it a parasocial relationship. You're the reason K-pop stars have to lead a double life and hide their boyfriends. If I spend time online or not is an irrelevant ad hominem, you are just a broken hearted simp.


>>36439

Nothing wrong with being a weirdo as long as you own that, being a simp is somewhat a long term self destructive vice, there is an underlying problem that is being ignored, I don't begrudge loneliness I begrudge the quick fix that doesn't solve the problem.

There are definitely women in the world who will be offended that you looked at them or tried to talk to them for any reason. But you need to not let those cunts get you down, because that isn’t all of them, push through the hate. Being a man in the dating world is not for the faint of heart. All you can do is be the best version of you, and not be shy when you recognise your moment, like none of that previous rejection mattered.
>> No. 36441 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 12:00 pm
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You try making a light-hearted joke at your own expense and then the amateur neo-Fraudians start blaming you for all the world's ills.

>>36440
It's not an "ad-hominem" because you're viewing my light-hearted self-deprecation through a terminally online lens. Not only that but because of a bunch of other assumptions you're making about me based on online cultures I have nothing to do with, you're blowing it all out of proportion. As such it absolutely has to do to with how much time you spend the net. If I'd said something about fancying a woman I'd seen doing the weather on ITV you wouldn't be throwing a shit fit, would you?

There's also the fact that videos like "An Exhaustive Defense of Fanfiction" don't interest me very much, and I've generally drifted back to a position I used to hold prior to 2020 that a lot of "video essays" are simply too long. However, that's not funny, that's just boring, so I didn't say all of that and rendered it all down to a throwaway joke about being jealous about a woman I'll never meet.

That's because, right, and I don't mean to shock you, I am not always going to give .gs a 100% detailed and wholly honest account of every single thought I have. Indeed, some of the things I post will be highly edited for my own your benefit. It's the same thing as telling an anecdote about something, you don't laboriously list a dozen meaingless details just to get to the bit that matters, do you? Maybe you do, I don't.

I shouldn't have had to explain all this to you, but I can tell by a lot of the bollocks you're coming out with that you're easily led, so hopefully I've made you a slightly more normal individual after this. If not I hope you are eaten by sea lions the next time you're at the beach.
>> No. 36443 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 12:36 pm
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I hate it when people only pay 50 percent attention when you're talking to them on the phone and you know they're really busy doing something else, like for example when you can hear the keys on their computer keyboard clicking, and they are just reacting to every third or fourth word you tell them and then say things that are neither here nor there. Kind of like a shit AI prompt.

You're doing neither of us a favour. I'm obviously wasting your time because you'd rather be doing something else that you think is more important, and you are wasting my time by not listening, and making yourself look like a cunt because you don't care enough to give me five or ten minutes of your undivided attention. Just tell me to call you back when you're less busy doing other things. Problem solved.
>> No. 36444 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 12:51 pm
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>>36443
I know a few people who like to leave an open line to their family, usually skype or whatever, then call one another from the next room as though they still lived in the same house. It's nice, really, but I couldn't do it myself.
Instead I take calls in the kitchen, where I will usually do something alongside the conversation. It's a lot more productive and inducing of a conversational atmosphere (like how some people congregate around a kitchen), instead of leaning over the counter waiting for the caller to get to the point so I can go sit down again (teathered phone).

Undivided attention that doesn't go anywhere when you're already busy, especially when demanded of me and often with a request of favor, is my /101/. It's worse than finding a string of 6 messages, all below 20 characters, to filter through on your phone.
>> No. 36445 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 1:07 pm
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>>36444

>Instead I take calls in the kitchen, where I will usually do something alongside the conversation. It's a lot more productive and inducing of a conversational atmosphere

I guess we'll agree to disagree. If I'm just calling you to ask how you are today, then that's fine I guess. But if I really need to tell you something and maybe even want your advice, then it's just bad manners. And you can tell if somebody is paying attention or not, even on the phone.
>> No. 36446 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 1:39 pm
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>>36444

>I know a few people who like to leave an open line to their family, usually skype or whatever, then call one another from the next room as though they still lived in the same house.

Good grief. It's not as though I hate my family, but I certainly moved out for a reason. People utterly perplex me sometimes.
>> No. 36447 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 4:58 pm
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>>36446
Surveilence culture is everywhere. I don't just mean CCTV outside your house or whatever, I mean people monitoring people all of the time for whatever reason. This piece in The Guardian made my head spin when I read it: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/may/08/you-be-the-judge-my-dad-wants-to-track-my-location-on-his-phone-should-he-leave-me-alone

>Martha makes out that I look at it obsessively, but I don’t. I’d never message her to ask what she’s doing. When I did that before, it was just a joke. But it is quite nice to know she is alive, because she’s not good at keeping in touch.

Everyone's sitting alone, keeping track of everyone else.
>> No. 36448 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 5:05 pm
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>>36443
Isn't that how people usually communicate in real life? You might be on a walk, drinking a coffee, fishing or having a fag - but you'll be standing sideways to each other and doing something else but the conversation flows fine and a lot of times maybe even better.

Although if I'm honest I'd rather you didn't call.
>> No. 36449 Anonymous
11th July 2025
Friday 6:35 pm
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>>36448

You can be paying full attention to a conversation while on a walk or drinking a coffee. Or having a fag. And as a passionate angler, I can attest that you can have some of the best conversations while you and your fishing buddy are dipping your rods in the water. That's all not mutually exclusive. It's when you're doing something else at the same time which consumes so much of your attention that you have to fake attention to the person talking to you and expecting you to actually listen. I guess that's what really annoys me about it. The way people then fake attention and think you won't notice. Like I said, just tell me it's not a good time, and I'll try again when you're less busy. Even if I've got pressing problems that I really need to talk to somebody about, it's a million times less rude and dishonest than faking it.
>> No. 36452 Anonymous
12th July 2025
Saturday 6:31 pm
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Yeah, nah. The fuck is the government thinking?
>> No. 36453 Anonymous
12th July 2025
Saturday 6:33 pm
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>>36452
There's no alternative given to uploading my face and passport scan to this system and the feedback to provide this involve calling and emailing.
>> No. 36457 Anonymous
13th July 2025
Sunday 12:28 pm
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>>36452
I needed to confirm my identity once on my desktop computer with a picture of my passport. I have a scanned copy on my computer for exactly this reason, but I wasn't allowed to upload it. I had to restart the entire procedure on my phone, which is undeniably more cumbersome, because I was only allowed to use my phone's camera to take a photo of my passport. I know this isn't quite the same as your story, but it made me so angry. Society has somehow forgotten how to design interfaces for anything.
>> No. 36460 Anonymous
13th July 2025
Sunday 6:10 pm
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>>36452
The front-facing camera is now called a 'selfie camera' is it. Jesus.
>> No. 36462 Anonymous
13th July 2025
Sunday 6:29 pm
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Is this about blocking porn sites? They can't stop me wanking, they've got Carry On Girls on ITVX
>> No. 36463 Anonymous
13th July 2025
Sunday 7:23 pm
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>>36457
They want you to demonstrate you have the document in your possession, which uploading an old file decidedly doesn't do. It may not be bulletproof, but that's definitely not a case of careless design.
>> No. 36464 Anonymous
13th July 2025
Sunday 7:40 pm
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>>36457

You can see from the screenshot that they're using much more than just a scan of your passport to verify your identity. It's using the data listed (plus a whole bunch of other stuff in the background) to establish with the greatest possible level of confidence that the person holding that phone is in fact the person named on that passport.

The Gov.uk ID Check app is being used for an extremely silly reason in this instance, but it's designed as the key identity verification tool for all sorts of government services, including HMRC and the Pensions Service.

I don't mean to sound like a prick, but Government Digital Service is the only bit of the British government that's competently led and staffed by properly smart people. All those people could be earning vastly more in the private sector, but they're slogging their guts out to try and fix government from the inside. It's the sole aspect in which we're actually the envy of the world. Americans are stunned by the fact that you can renew a British driving license in a few minutes online, because they have to go to the DMV and queue for hours.
>> No. 36465 Anonymous
13th July 2025
Sunday 10:23 pm
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>>36462

Just get a VPN m8, they're practically free if you sign up through Quidco or Topcashback.
>> No. 36468 Anonymous
14th July 2025
Monday 3:51 pm
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I've accidentally interacted with Microsoft OneDrive, and would you believe it? It's fucking shite.
>> No. 36471 Anonymous
14th July 2025
Monday 6:01 pm
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>>36468
The best way to use it is through Microsoft Teams, which is completely unusable for anything else so you might as well give it a go.
>> No. 36476 Anonymous
15th July 2025
Tuesday 11:15 am
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You should avoid living in the first flat of a building because every delivery driver will just press your buzzer to be let in which can be distracting or worse still get you up and downstairs only to discover that there's nothing for you. I get why they do it though because they're in a rush and they have multiple packages to deliver to the same building.

The second flat is also dicey as my neighbour gets the buzz if I'm not in I don't answer in time.
>> No. 36477 Anonymous
15th July 2025
Tuesday 12:54 pm
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>>36464
If they're so smart, why can't I SORN a car online between the hours of 7pm and 7am? The website for HM Passport Office closes for the evening too and I can't imagine I've ran into all the ones that do.
>> No. 36478 Anonymous
15th July 2025
Tuesday 5:53 pm
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Cheap perfume is absolutely pointless. Cologne if you're insecure. Either way, whatever horrid chemical makes the scent remain for more than five minutes is only in the expensive stuff. As a tight bastard I'm not happy about this, but it's a reality I'm forced to reckon with.
>> No. 36479 Anonymous
15th July 2025
Tuesday 7:25 pm
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>>36478

A friend always wore Old Spice. Fine, it was less than half the price of most designer eau de toilettes. But I always thought it lacked refinement and just made him smell like his grandad.

If you're not prepared to spend £30 to £40 on your perfume, just don't bother. Of course that's a snob opinion. But everything good has its price.
>> No. 36480 Anonymous
15th July 2025
Tuesday 7:32 pm
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>>36478
I use knock-offs. I paid £55 for 10 knock-off 100ml bottles from The Essence Vault when they had a sale and a buy one get one free promo at the same time.

https://www.theessencevault.co.uk/products/5x-100ml-perfume-set

I'm currently wearing knock-off Vetiver, which I sprayed on my wrists about 12 hours ago and can still smell now.

https://www.creedfragrances.co.uk/products/original-vetiver
>> No. 36481 Anonymous
15th July 2025
Tuesday 7:58 pm
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>>36478

One bottle of nice aftershave lasts me a year or two easily. You only put it on for things like interviews, nights out and special occasions, right? You're not going into the office every day smelling like you are on the pull for single mums at your cousin's wedding, I hope?

People deride Lynx or Sure or whatever brand of cheap bodysprays, but they firmly have their purpose. They are what you wear to mask bodily odour in a much more modest, everyday context. I've always felt as if smelling too nice for a given social situation is, while not quite not quite rude, as such, just very inappropriate.
>> No. 36483 Anonymous
15th July 2025
Tuesday 8:35 pm
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>>36481

>You're not going into the office every day smelling like you are on the pull for single mums at your cousin's wedding, I hope?

I always wore a bit of cologne to the office. You just have to make sure it's the right kind. Anything that makes you smell like a Mideastern bazaar vendor should be taboo. I would suggest classic aquatic or citric scents. Like CK One or Azzaro Chrome. Or Davidoff. Maybe Lanvin L'Homme if you want to go a bit niche and like lavender. But more musky scents are usually a bit much when you've got three coworkers sitting within a 20 ft radius all day.
>> No. 36484 Anonymous
15th July 2025
Tuesday 10:32 pm
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To me most men's fragrances just smell like a shirt at the end of the day, I don't get it at all.
>> No. 36485 Anonymous
15th July 2025
Tuesday 11:32 pm
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>>36481
This has been my experiance with it too and I'm honestly a bit annoyed that my dad let me continue wearing cheap Joop when I was younger. The bottle of subtle woody Boss I got 2 years back is only down about a third but women love it when I have it on and it only gives me a mild headache from wearing it.

>People deride Lynx or Sure or whatever brand of cheap bodysprays, but they firmly have their purpose.

I'm not sure how I feel about Lynx. It seems more expensive than other brands and I've always associated it with chavs or how we used to gas out the changing rooms when we were teenagers. But then I don't think I've ever heard women say a bad word about Lynx and when I found a bottle of shower gel someone left in a gym shower it smelled lovely.

Are respectable men allowed to wear it?

>>36480
How do knock-offs work? I've always assumed it was just watered down room deodoriser but that website seems to suggest that they use the same ingredients.
>> No. 36486 Anonymous
16th July 2025
Wednesday 7:33 am
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>>36485
>How do knock-offs work? I've always assumed it was just watered down room deodoriser but that website seems to suggest that they use the same ingredients.

As you say, they use the same ingredients to try and replicate the fragrance. The market is fairly competitive but the quality does vary, e.g. I first got a bottle of FM Pure inspired by Aventus and when I got The Essence Vault's version it was a bit different; I prefer the latter. I get quite a lot of compliments wearing them, especially the knock-off Sauvage and Green Irish Tweed.

I'd say the watered down stuff tends to be counterfeit products which try to pretend to be something they're not. The knock-offs are clearly knock-offs.
>> No. 36487 Anonymous
16th July 2025
Wednesday 8:30 am
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>>36485
>But then I don't think I've ever heard women say a bad word about Lynx

This has been my experience also. I think it's really just one of those baseless snobbery memes. People have a baked in aversion to it because of the marketing and the association with chavs/teenagers, but they have never engaged their brain to honestly ask if it's a good product or not; and in my experience, it is. It smells nice, and most of the times I have been complimented on my smell, it's when I was wearing Lynx Africa on my pits in combination with a couple of squirts of Boss around my neck.

On a tangent, this is the distinction between snobbery and elitism (or whatever you want to call it), in my book. If you dismiss a lesser product because it is inferior and prefer a superior product, that's all well and good, that's founded on merit. Snobbery is where you dismiss something purely because of its superficial aspects or associations, and not because of a functional lack of quality. Snobbish people have often, when you probe them on it, never even tried the things they reject.
>> No. 36488 Anonymous
16th July 2025
Wednesday 2:59 pm
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>>36487

>On a tangent, this is the distinction between snobbery and elitism

> Snobbish people have often, when you probe them on it, never even tried the things they reject.

I also believe that snobbism is more a middle class (and self-perceived middle class) phaenomenon. People with actual means will appreciate expensive things most of the time not because they want to show off status, not in this country anyway (at least not unless you're a certain kind of nouveau riche). But because, let's be honest, by and large, expensive versions of a product tend to be superior. A Mercedes or BMW will usually be hands-down a better car than a Dacia. Your £90 Levi's jeans will outlast a pair from Primark for £20. But the difference is that those who are really well off don't have to remind themselves of their class standing all the time. They know they come from generational wealth and status where you simply are part of a certain class, and where it doesn't matter if you're seen with a £90 pair of jeans or a £35 pair. With money less of an object, they will tend to choose the better article, whether it's a pair of pants or a car, but the motive will be different.

It's mostly lower middle class members who feel the need to buy expensive things as status symbols to overcompensate class insecurity. So they, and others, will know that they're middle class, or in any case, not below middle class. And they're then also the ones who will think they're better than others. In that snobbish way. Because they get to spend £200 on a Boss watch. Which will not even get a nod of approval from somebody who can, but may still choose not to spend cash on a genuine Rolex.
>> No. 36489 Anonymous
16th July 2025
Wednesday 3:39 pm
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>>36488

>by and large, expensive versions of a product tend to be superior. A Mercedes or BMW will usually be hands-down a better car than a Dacia. Your £90 Levi's jeans will outlast a pair from Primark for £20.

I know a few properly posh people. They turn up at meetings wearing threadbare sweaters, carrying a bunch of paperwork in a Lidl bag. I think there's a level of generational wealth where being a complete shambles actively signals how high your status is - they can walk into the swankiest office building in town looking like a tramp, because everyone who matters knows that the town is named after their great-great-great-grandfather.
>> No. 36490 Anonymous
16th July 2025
Wednesday 4:56 pm
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>>36489

I've got extended family who are proper millionaires. They're descended from peerage going back to the Middle Ages. Their great-granddad married the daughter of a lesser known Duke of so-and-so. As such, they're nowhere near as wealthy as some aristocrats, but you probably wouldn't be far off assuming their combined net worth to be around £10M today. Next to a crop farm, one of their other assets from what they've told me is a 400-acre forest in the Midlands. And they just sold off an entire old farmhouse for three quarters of a million. So that's the kind of wealth we're talking about. Anyway, their son drives a ten year old Mercedes E class, and wears the most ordinary clothes you could think of. No fine tweed or Barbour jacket, just proper jeans and a button shirt or sweatshirt. By most people's standards, they're fucking loaded, but you wouldn't be able to tell him apart next to a person making £30K a year with zero personal wealth who simply couldn't afford a newer car. In my relative's circles, it's much more about keeping a low profile. And perhaps not becoming a target for people with sinister motives. Everybody "in the know" knows they're upper class, and that's what matters.
>> No. 36491 Anonymous
16th July 2025
Wednesday 5:17 pm
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>>36490

The thing about that sort of wealthy people is that they are basically circling the drain towards skint, and dragging it out for as long as possible. Their family's wealth was based on their holdings going back to the days when being a lord meant everyone had to pay their taxes and tithes directly to you in order to be able to work the land, but that isn't how it works nowadays; capitalism displaced them, and their income is usually only just enough to keep up the repairs and maintenance of their massive old houses and the staff they employ.

That's why they have to keep selling off land, and why they essentially live like someone who'd on the dole. They can afford to splash out, obviously, but any time they do takes another little chip out of the family fortune, bit by bit, piece by piece, until there's fuck all left and they have to sell the ancestral home to English Heritage. They have the kind of money that they could invest or use to start up some kind of business and keep their dynasty in the upper echelons, but that's just as risky for them as it is for any of us, and nobody wants to be the one remembered for bankrupting the dynasty and dooming their descendants to an ordinary upper middle class life where they have to work for a living.
>> No. 36492 Anonymous
16th July 2025
Wednesday 5:40 pm
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Meanwhile, the trainee in my team at work will only have Grey Goose vodka when he's out drinking because he thinks it makes him look cool.
>> No. 36494 Anonymous
16th July 2025
Wednesday 5:49 pm
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>>36491

My relative went into banking. That's his main source of income. Not one of those high flying overpaid investment bankers who spend lavishly on luxury cars and cocaine, just somebody who has a decent desk job at a bank. He will let his sister and her husband who is also a farmer in his own right run the farm when their parents retire. They've all got regular jobs. The forest is mostly leased out, which means they collect income from the lease but aren't really involved in managing it.

They are definitely money smart and know that money needs to be constantly generated to keep everything they have, so they're not like many other people who grew up with generational wealth but then pissed it all up the wall.

Like the old saying, staying rich is often harder than getting rich. And even if you're not descended from nobility, any mug can win a few million in the lottery, but most of them burn through it within a few short years. Families who stay rich over generations are usually the ones who lead quite normal lives. Even most billionaires today have very rigid daily work schedules that earn them steady incomes instead of just living off their fortune.
>> No. 36502 Anonymous
18th July 2025
Friday 4:56 pm
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My local Pizza Hut have removed all the pork from their menu and I wanted a ham and mushroom pizza tonight. I consider this to be a violation of the NAP and will now vote Reform at the next election to kick out the filthy icicle dodgers.
>> No. 36503 Anonymous
18th July 2025
Friday 5:05 pm
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>>36502
Stuff like this (and all the rape and misogyny) is why I'll be fedora donning, street preacher harassing, Reddit atheist until God botherers of all stripes unite to push me into the nearest canal and end me once and for all (because there's no afterlife).
>> No. 36505 Anonymous
18th July 2025
Friday 5:50 pm
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>>36503

You sound like somebody I myself wouldn't mind pushing down a canal, and I'm no god botherer at all.
>> No. 36508 Anonymous
18th July 2025
Friday 6:30 pm
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>>36505
Well, enjoy your mushroom pizza and having to listen to the worst soundsystem in the world announce that you're going to Hell for half your work day.
>> No. 36517 Anonymous
18th July 2025
Friday 10:47 pm
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Met a sixteen year old yesterday who told me his favourite bands were Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons and now I see the world like pic related.
>> No. 36528 Anonymous
19th July 2025
Saturday 8:21 pm
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Fresh fruit you buy at the moment is very hit and miss. After my bland mango the other day, I've switched to peaches as part of my five a day. Asda has had some pretty good ones lately, they were ripe and soft and juicy, but today I had some from Tesco and they are quite sour and flavourless.
>> No. 36529 Anonymous
20th July 2025
Sunday 12:19 pm
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>>36528
I think you get the best fruit and veg from a grocer. Might be more expensive but it's worth it for a great peach or mango.
>> No. 36533 Anonymous
20th July 2025
Sunday 7:35 pm
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>>36529

You're not wrong. There's an Iranian grocer not far from here. It's the usual Mideastern family business. They've got cracking watermelons every summer, and I asked him once where he gets them, because I'd never seen them in that kind of quality in any of the regular supermarkets. And if I understood him correctly, he told me he's got personal contacts to a wholesaler in the Mideast and gets them straight from there. They're a bit more expensive, but not outrageously so, and the sheer quality more than makes up for it.
>> No. 36534 Anonymous
21st July 2025
Monday 3:41 pm
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Wil lthe new system update for my phone solve the issue where it takes at leas 4-5 seconds after unlocking the screen, before I can pull down the notification bar? Because that shit is seriously winding me up.

Will it fuck, actually I am certain it will make it worse. I am certain it is deliberate, in fact, and that it would not have happened had I never updated the thing at all. Because otherwise there would be absolutely no compelling reason for me to upgrade this perfectly adequate and functional phone.

Oh but you neeeeeeeeed updates for suecuuuuritttyyyyy. Yeah. Sure. Course. Security. Definitely.
>> No. 36536 Anonymous
21st July 2025
Monday 4:17 pm
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Just got a funeral invitation card that's in Comic Sans from top to bottom. Who the fuck honestly does that. And it's for an elderly person too, who was friends with my parents. All you had to do was go to to some place online and get one of their templates for funeral cards. This looks like somebody made it with Microsoft Word in less than five minutes. Either that person is borderline computer illiterate, or they just don't care.
>> No. 36537 Anonymous
23rd July 2025
Wednesday 8:13 pm
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>>36536
No one on Earth except us three knows how computers work. Not even the kids, because all that stuff about teaching them to code was utter bollocks.
>> No. 36538 Anonymous
24th July 2025
Thursday 10:32 pm
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What the fuck is this authoratarian nightmare. Just gone to 3 sites that I usually browse AND Discord and all of them are telling me to verify ID for 18+ content. Did I wake up in China? It's not even porn and these are US companies too, so fuck them they're not getting my data.
>> No. 36539 Anonymous
24th July 2025
Thursday 10:53 pm
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>>36537

But Copperplate Gothic Bold is just a few flicks of the mousewheel below it. There's simply no excuse, man!
>> No. 36541 Anonymous
25th July 2025
Friday 6:37 pm
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>>36539

I don't know, but that font feels a bit overused. You see it on every second upmarket wine bottle or estate agent business card.
>> No. 36543 Anonymous
26th July 2025
Saturday 7:35 am
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>>36541

That's why it's perfect for a funeral, since only old people can afford wine and houses nowadays.
>> No. 36544 Anonymous
26th July 2025
Saturday 4:33 pm
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>>36543

>since only old people can afford wine and houses nowadays.


Après nous, le déluge.

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