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>> | No. 33824
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Dogs bark with the voices of children pretending to be dogs. |
>> | No. 33825
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fishies.png ![]() ![]() ![]() FUCK! |
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>>33825 |
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>>33826 |
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Wolfs. |
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>>33830 |
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>>33829 |
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two_sub_woofers.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I very much approve of the new OP image. |
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>>33833 |
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-60902318 |
>> | No. 33838
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It's fucking installed Edge by itself again. |
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>>33838 |
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longtail.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>33838 |
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>>33840 |
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>>33841 |
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I don't like the new wikipedia layout template. |
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>>33843 |
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>>33843 |
>> | No. 33846
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In an era of ubiquitous online shopping the suffering of just trying to buy a single Death Master Snikch mini from the godawful Games Workshop website is more profound than ever. |
>> | No. 33847
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>>33846 |
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>>33847 |
>> | No. 33849
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That sounded really cunty, I just mean I get that I should have bought the decade-plus old model a year ago (my fault), but the fact the website is just as shit as it was as when Mr Snikch first got his new groove is unforgivable (their fault). |
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zoom.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Zoomers are absurd prudes. I feel bad for genuine asexuals having their sexuality co-opted by a bunch of socially-anxious morons who mistake neuroses for being progressive. |
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>>33850 |
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3DPD.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>33851 |
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>>33851 |
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Shutterstock_233053b.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>33853 |
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>>33854 |
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>>33853 |
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>>33856 |
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>>33855 |
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>>33856 |
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>>33857 |
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>>33860 |
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>>33861 |
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>>33862 |
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I like pineapple, so it follows that I like pineapple juice. However, when I open a bottle of the stuff I can't help but feel the smell, if only for an instant, reminds me of an incredibly acrid piss smell. Maybe everyone thinks this, maybe I'm a nasal freak. |
>> | No. 33869
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Got a watermelon and strawberry flavour CBD vape. Tastes like shit, has no soothing effects, overall a waste of £10. |
>> | No. 33871
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>>33869 |
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>>33871 |
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>>33869 |
>> | No. 33874
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So the ongoing saga of buying my house carries on. The seller's solicitors fucked around for so long I had to get a new mortgage offer, even after a months extension. After doing everything within my power to get the new offer through as soon as possible, and then letting them know when I received the confirmation, the fucking cunt has turned around and said they're going to put the place back up for sale first thing in the morning if it's not all finished by the end of the day. Today. Mental. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely no fucking words. |
>> | No. 33875
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You have to be careful, living in the UK, that you don't begin substituting words like "dodgy" for words like "malfunctioning". Very careful indeed... |
>> | No. 33876
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Every fucking scrollwheel of every mouse I've ever owned jumps the wrong direction when I try to scroll down. None of the 'fixes' work. |
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>>33876 |
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>>33876 |
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>>33876 |
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>>33879 |
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>>33880 |
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>>33881 |
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Has anyone made a phone case that looks like a slice of pizza? Because that's what it looks like when you walk around blasting your whole conversation to everybody via speakerphone. Just fucking eat it. |
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>>33883 |
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tumblr_inline_olbecmPon51rkygkg_400.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>33884 |
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>>33884 |
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istockphoto-1040950302-612x612.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>33886 |
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>>33883 |
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>>33888 |
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>>33889 |
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>>33890 |
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>>33891 |
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I use mine handsfree at home a lot. It's not as though they had to add special hardware for it, it's always on speaker when you're using it for a video link. |
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>>33892 |
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>>33892 |
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>>33894 |
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>>33896 |
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>>33897 |
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>>33896 |
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>>33898 |
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>>33895 |
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Spent four hours helping my dad (by which I mean, basically doing it myself) build a new telly stand thing. After it was all done and I got their ludicrously massive 70-odd inch telly on it, I was thanked with nothing but complaints because the thing at the bottom when you change from normal telly to the BT box didn't say the same thing it said before. Still worked fine, did the same thing as before, just for some reason didn't say Sky any more (which was wrong in the first place). |
>> | No. 33903
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"Declaring my pronouns". I don't care in places where it's optional, let people be themselves and it makes no difference to me. But if it's a required field on a form, that's taking it a bit far. Why do you want to know about my genital situation and my preference about it? That is just weird. |
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>>33903 |
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Is this some sort of elaborate joke or are you lot being serious when you keep banging on about pronouns, wokeness and shit like that? What you keep talking about on a regular basis does not reflect my daily life at all, so I feel alien to it. |
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>>33903 |
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>>33905 |
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>>33903 |
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>>33908 |
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Not being funny but what's the deal with supermarkets being packed on a weekday lunchtime. |
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>>33910 |
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>>33910 |
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>>33910 |
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>>33910 |
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My crappy work laptop has two fan modes; silent and taxiing for take-off. |
>> | No. 33918
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Dogshit. The route from my house to the nearest Londis/town is marred by dozens of dogshits. I went to Londis today and someone had left a massive orange dogshit right outside the door, the man who worked in the shop spent 10 minutes trying to get rid of/cover up said dogshit before serving me. When I walked my parents' dogs growing up, I always picked up shit. People who leave dogshit lying about are subhuman scum. |
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>>33918 |
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>>33919 |
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>>33917 |
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>>33922 |
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>John Cleese is set to reboot his much-loved comedy series Fawlty Towers. |
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>>33924 |
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>>33925 |
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>>33924 |
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>>33925 |
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>>33928 |
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>>33929 |
>> | No. 33931
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2050.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It might not be shit. Victor Meldrew was proof that the concept of "old man is out of step with modern life" can be funny and well written. There's nothing to say that John Cleese can't do this with Basil Fawlty for the 2020s. |
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>>33931 |
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Right-wingers really want people to be upset about Sam Smith wearing a corset. I think the correct resolution to this is killing all of the right-wingers with blow darts. |
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>>33933 |
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>>33934 |
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>22:21 Guys |
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>>33936 |
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>>33937 |
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I've only had my phone about six months and the fingerprint scanner has already stopped working. Knew I shouldn't have gone for a Samsung. |
>> | No. 33940
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They should tiny books like they did for GIs in the Second World War, but for me so I can fit them in my coat pocket. |
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>>33940 |
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>>33939 |
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>>33941 |
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>>33943 |
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>>33942 |
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Security tags seem to have gone down the drain. Buy something in shop A but now shop B beeps an the whole house of cards comes crashing down: they don't use UUIDs. Bought a DVD with a tag in the spine (my bad, should have removed it I guess?), got it beeped in another shop |
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>>33946 |
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>>33946 |
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Sick of hearing about Nicola fucking Bulley. |
>> | No. 33950
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Looking at American salaries, enviously. |
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>>33949 |
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>>33949 |
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>>33949 |
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>>33953 |
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>>33952 |
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>>33955 |
>> | No. 33958
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I've gone ahead with a phone update I've been putting off for ages and it's installed something called AppCloud, which keeps trying to automatically install shit apps like Candy Crush. I've disabled it for the time being but it's one of those apps you can't easily uninstall. Fucking Samsung. Never again. |
>> | No. 33968
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Wasted my lunchtime break arguing about Ukraine with one of you pair. Feel like a complete dick. |
>> | No. 33969
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Some genius thinks yelling "shut ya fuckin dogs up" from one end of the estate to the other is going to actually shut said dogs up, and not just encourage them to bark more in response to the maniac several streets over yelling at the top of his voice. |
>> | No. 33970
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I've just been woken up by my daughter climbing into bed with us, so now I'm wide awake and can't get back to sleep. So I've taken myself down to the office and I expect that I will get a couple of hours kip on the sofa in an hour so. |
>> | No. 33971
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reddit search.png ![]() ![]() ![]() No, I do not think that I will. |
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>>33969 |
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>>33971 |
>> | No. 33975
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I understand if someone you meet in a bar claims they're not afraid of anything then it's justified to make fun of them with your mates. But if the conversation wasn't about fear in general, if the word you kept using was phobia, if near the start of the conversation the person you're making fun of for claiming to be fearless said hold on, you understand that phobias aren't fears, right? You know phobias are an abnormal fear response with a really specific set of symptoms? That it's normal to not have any phobias and that's not the same thing as not having fear? Then you continue to make fun of them, not for being a nerd but because you think they're claiming to not be afraid of anything, have you considered that you and your friend might be stupid? |
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>>33975 |
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I've been stuck with using my phone as a hotspot for my only source of internet for the last fortnight, and it's really starting to piss me off. Why can't BT just activate me already, all they have to do is flick a switch surely. |
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>>33977 |
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>>33978 |
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>>33978 |
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Pipes minigame.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>33980 |
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>>33981 |
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Screenshot_20230302_111234_Chrome~2.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() What moron came up with such a stupid bloody word? |
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>>33981 |
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Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() My flat fucking stinks. The first time I used it with my washing I thought I'd left it in for too long so today was my attempt to get the stench out but now with a fresh batch hanging up I can honestly say it's aggressively smelly. |
>> | No. 33986
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Well, my internet was supposed to be activated by midnight and it hasn't been. Haven't had a text or e-mail or anything, but the page where you track your order says it's been connected (lol). |
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>>33986 |
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>>33987 |
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Superfast.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>33988 Fuck BT and fuck definitely-not-BT-Openreach into a deep hole,with their superfast fibre broadband. Elon may be a cunt sometimes, but I do like my Starlink. |
>> | No. 33992
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My internet is meant to switch over to Virgin tomorrow. They've since emailed to say they can't deliver the router until Wednesday so I don't get what the fuck they want me to so until then, especially working from home. I'm gonna have to call them. It also took almost two hours to register for my online account as the verification links they'd email across would have expired by the time I received them. Not a great first impression. |
>> | No. 33993
33993
Well they ended up activating me in the end, after I phoned up about it, but the speeds are utter dogshit. They say it's never up to full speed in the first ten days but I don't anticipate it getting drastically faster if a steam download is presently chugging along at a cool 1mb/s, so you know. That's a good, what, 30 times slower than advertised? How do they get away with such bollocks honestly. |
>> | No. 33994
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>>33993 |
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Had to get a new Wikipedia dark mode add-on after finding out the only other add-on for Firefox the creator had made was called "Communist Loli". |
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>>33994 |
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>>33974 |
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giphy.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() Joel McHale's chest and arms are way too long, his nipples disturbingly far down. Man looks like a shaved werewolf. |
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>>33998 |
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>>34000 |
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>>33998 |
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>>34000 |
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They sell lemon juice from concentrate but not concentrated lemon juice. |
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>>34003 |
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>>34003 |
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>>34003 |
>> | No. 34030
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The greatest source, for me, of what I will pretentiously call black euphoria is reading the Steam comments left on patch notes and development blogs there. The cretinous utterances these barely human, entitled, dullards shape into crude sentences are like an opioid to me; never satisfactory, but irresistible all the same. |
>> | No. 34037
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I wanted to get some ID photos taken, but I've got a pimple right in the corner of my mouth that makes me look like I've got a medieval STI so I can't. Or won't. |
>> | No. 34040
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It's weird how the sorts of people who spent decades raging against the horrors of nationalism and group-think now wave flags all over their twitter profile. I'm not trying to be edgy here and undermine whatever cause but it's odd how people make a given ideology a fundamental part of their profile. A uniform if you will. |
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>>34040 |
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Counter Strike 2 is the fifth entry in the Counter Strike series. |
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I have a £5 off coupon for a £30 shop at Lidl. I'm not saying it's impossible but I'm trying to avoid a situation where the supermarket wins and I buy a load of stuff I don't need which is further complicated as I just did the shopping and have plenty of booze. |
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>>34046 |
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front_en.7.full.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34046 |
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>>34047 |
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>>34049 |
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Do you think a cosmetic surgeon would be able and willing to make my left foot a centimetre or two larger? Righty fights perfectly in a size 8, but there's always some wiggle room on the left. |
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>>34053 |
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>>34053 |
>> | No. 34056
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As I was walking home, a bird shat on me. It shat on me a lot. We're talking maybe a snowball's worth in total, all down my front. At first, I thought a local lout had thrown something at me, but there's no way any of the youths in that direction could have hit me at that distance and not been celebrating. Also, I was under a tree with a bird in it. I looked in the mirror when I got home, and some of it had even landed on my head. It was awful. I think birds should become extinct. Fuck birds. |
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>>34056 |
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338882723_130707879928693_3038544097985403428_n.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Facebook. |
>> | No. 34059
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I just want to stop shitting. I've lost count of my toilet trips today and my arsehole is like a gunshot wound. |
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>>34059 |
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>>34059 |
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>>34063 |
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While we're on about bowel movements, I had a steak and ale pie yesterday and my shit this morning smelled just like it. It was extremely dark. |
>> | No. 34067
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Where I live in what might be the most diverse and left-wing constituency in the country. Despite this, certain people feel it's only right to spray-paint 'anti-fascist area' and leave crude stickers everywhere. Along with the usual stuff about the vaccines and chemtrails. |
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>>34065 |
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>>34068 |
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peanut_PNG13-1574414343.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34069 |
>> | No. 34071
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My gym appears to have decided that we don't need hot water. I don't want to sound like a big girl but I'm not talking about it being a little on the cool-side but absolutely freezing, a temperature I wish my kitchen tap would get to when I want a refreshing drink. |
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>>34067 |
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FbHwD2yVEAIJlrI.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I am going to obliterate the next journo who covers AI/maching learning as evil robots taking over Earth. I've lost about three inches of hairline with how fucking annoying I find it. |
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>>34073 |
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Someone keeps putting their banana in the work fridge. |
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>>34067 |
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>>34076 |
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Welsh speakers are insufferable. |
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>>34078 |
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>>34075 |
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>>34080 |
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>>34086 |
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>>34089 |
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>>34091 |
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>>34074 |
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>>34091 |
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image-1024x588.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34093 |
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"Innocent until proven guilty!" I'm not a court of law, you stupid fucking cunt. If I nicked your coffee from off your desk and drank it front of you, you'd know full well who was at fault. |
>> | No. 34102
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Thames Water can go suck a fat one. |
>> | No. 34103
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In order to renew my passport I need to post my old passport over to them. Which seems odd to say the least but the annoying thing is of course that getting a big envelop and stamps from the post-office is a pain in the arse because they all work on standard office hours. |
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>>34096 |
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>>34103 |
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I hadn't taken a bus for ages until today. What struck me was why on Earth do they always sound and feel like a submarine going beyond crush depth? I suppose they're cheaply built, but even so we're probably taking years off the lives of the UK's OAPs just by slowly ratting them to death every time they do their shopping. Obviously I knew buses were shaky before today, but I'd never thought "why". |
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>>34103 |
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Young people at work have now even started using the lowercase 'i' for internal communications. |
>> | No. 34109
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I'm a fat fingered twat and pressed clear instead of delete on a duplicate post report from the author and now I can't find the post to delete it manually. |
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>>34109 |
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>>34108 |
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>>34108 |
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>>34108 |
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>>34108 |
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>>34115 |
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>>34115 |
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People that drive SUVs in London. |
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afClX6Wy.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Fuck 60% keyboards. |
>> | No. 34120
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That animal looked more pissed off in the thumbnail. Fullsize he just looks daft. Apologies to those effected. |
>> | No. 34122
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I made the mistake of thinking "I've got a lot on tomorrow, so I'd better get an early night" about six hours ago. Guaranteed insomnia. |
>> | No. 34127
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Had a blood test yesterday, woke up this morning with a fucking massive bruise. I knew I should have said something when they asked if it was OK for the student nurse to have a go, but I'm pathetically English middle class. |
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>>34119 |
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>>34128 |
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>>34130 |
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The more I think about it, the more I think I've made a terrible mistake putting my duvet in the washing machine. |
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>>34135 |
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>>34136 |
>> | No. 34138
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You just can't trust bread, can you. Sometimes it's covered in blotches of nasty green mould the moment the clock strokes midnight on the expiry date, sometimes it's still going strong a week later. It'd just be nice to have a bit of fucking consistency. |
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>>34138 |
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>>34139 |
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>>34140 |
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root_veg.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Google's "People also ask". |
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>>34140 |
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>>34143 |
>> | No. 34145
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People always stand near me in public, wherever I am. I thought this was just probably something everybody experiences but my girlfriend has commented on how weird it is, and so have friends when I'm with them. They both explain it happens literally all the time with me and describe me as a bit of a magnet for it. |
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>>34145 |
>> | No. 34147
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One of my molars has just disintegrated. I didn't crack it on anything, the back half just fell off in pieces in my mouth. Fuck's sake. |
>> | No. 34148
34148
The Rayban glasses I ordered will definitely be stronger and more durable than my last non-branded pair. I definitely didn't pay double for a logo. |
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>>34148 |
>> | No. 34150
34150
"The value of my house [which is currently twice what I paid for it] might go down" is not a valid reason to object to development. |
>> | No. 34151
34151
I have things I need to do on a couple of days later this week, so I'm having to do work today. Unfortunately, Virgin seem to be defying their name by going down repeatedly like your mum so now I've got to go out somewhere and presumably spend money on food and drink to use someone else's wifi. I would just try and steal from the neighbours but most of the street is HMOs and converted flats so they're almost certainly on Virgin too. |
>> | No. 34152
34152
>>34149 |
>> | No. 34153
34153
>>34152 |
>> | No. 34154
34154
>>34153 |
>> | No. 34155
34155
bridge.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34154 |
>> | No. 34156
34156
>>34155 |
>> | No. 34157
34157
2023-02-SNAG-NSFW51307_1080x.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() MAKE IT STOP |
>> | No. 34158
34158
>>34155 |
>> | No. 34159
34159
>>34157 |
>> | No. 34160
34160
I'm bald enough that I need to wear a hat to stop my bald patch from getting sunburned, but hats make me look like a cunt. I'm not quite bald enough or brave enough to just shave it all off and use sunscreen. |
>> | No. 34161
34161
The amount of times I've said "he hates these cans, stay away from the cans!" on voice chat in games while being shot at and gotten nothing back is a tragic indictment of a society on it's last legs after four decades of neoliberal debasement, mismanagement and humilation. |
>> | No. 34162
34162
>>34161 |
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34163
>>34162 |
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34164
>>34163 |
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34165
>>34163 |
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34166
>>34164 |
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34167
>>34166 |
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34168
>>34167 |
>> | No. 34169
34169
I know a lot of UK subs on Reddit are overzealous with their 'no politics' rules but I got moderated for saying that Liz Truss' mini-budget caused the pound to tank. That's just a simple statement outlining what actually happened. |
>> | No. 34170
34170
Legally, ethically, I'm not allowed to say it myself, but the American phrase "jerk off" really is a sucinct and precise little thing that I've a considerable deal of admiration for. |
>> | No. 34171
34171
>>34170 |
>> | No. 34172
34172
>>34170 |
>> | No. 34173
34173
Don't tell me it's going to be eleven o'clock if you're just pulling that number out of thin air, you absolute cretin. |
>> | No. 34174
34174
Two people fight over who is my land lord. Some legal about who owns what. Should be fun for me, stuck in the middle. I'm probably going to learn a whole lot about property law just to keep pying someone and not move. Yay me! |
>> | No. 34175
34175
>>34174 |
>> | No. 34176
34176
That bit in every single fantasy game where you have to fight in The Arena. It's like every game dev ever saw Gladiator and decided "Yes, running backwards in circles around this featureless empty space is an epic battle just like that. Everyone will love doing that repeatedly while being cheered on by this poorly animated loop of a crowd". Thanks guys that's really great for the playability and immersion of any character build whatsoever except hand-to-hand. |
>> | No. 34177
34177
>>34176 |
>> | No. 34178
34178
OBbks_arena_poster.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34176 |
>> | No. 34179
34179
>>34177 |
>> | No. 34180
34180
9ff473ae3eca0b68820644c9078917de.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34178 |
>> | No. 34181
34181
I liked the ones in Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay. |
>> | No. 34182
34182
>>34176 |
>> | No. 34183
34183
Fucking mosquitos are at it again. Can't even enjoy the sound of rain through an open window without letting the bastards in. |
>> | No. 34184
34184
>>34183 |
>> | No. 34185
34185
>>34181 |
>> | No. 34186
34186
oblivion.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34185 |
>> | No. 34187
34187
>>34186 |
>> | No. 34188
34188
>>34185 |
>> | No. 34189
34189
£15 for a farmhouse burger and they didn't even place the plate on the table. |
>> | No. 34190
34190
Useless Royal Mail fuckong cunts. I hope they fucking die. |
>> | No. 34191
34191
Oh, yeah, and I think it's ace how half the websites from 2013 are already offline. This is a great thing and I'm happy nothing fucking works. |
>> | No. 34192
34192
I'm thinking about cancelling Amazon Prime. £79 a year already wasn't cheap, but it's going to be £95 for me as of next month, and I'm not sure it's worth it to me anymore at that price. |
>> | No. 34193
34193
>>34192 |
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34194
>>34192 |
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34195
>>34194 |
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34196
>>34194 |
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34197
>>34196 |
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34198
>>34197 |
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34199
>>34198 |
>> | No. 34200
34200
I think the football manager cliche I'm most dismissive of is "for the first x minutes we were playing well, then they put several dozen goals past us". |
>> | No. 34201
34201
>>34200 |
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34202
>>34201 |
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34203
>>34202 |
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34204
>>34203 |
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34205
>>34204 |
>> | No. 34206
34206
I used to do nights and honestly I've never been happier, but as a relatively young and childless man there wasn't much of that pressure around making time for "family". I lived with my girlfriend at the time, and we sometimes felt like ships passing in the night, even the time we spent together it was odd because my morning was her evening, but frankly I still think the way the shifts suited me was more of an overall boost to my happiness than the downsides. Getting paid essentially double rate to do the same piss easy job as usual just felt like a complete no brainer. Never in my life have I had as much disposable income for so little effort. |
>> | No. 34207
34207
When your friends let you know they disapprove of your risky bad taste joke you posted in your whatsapp group not by telling you, but by not posting anything in over a day. Just say something even if it's negative. Don't leave me hanging like that. |
>> | No. 34208
34208
>>34207 |
>> | No. 34209
34209
>>34207 |
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34210
>>34209 |
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34211
>>34210 |
>> | No. 34212
34212
maddie_waldo_trashbag2984.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34211 |
>> | No. 34213
34213
Letting agent just turned up on Saturday, though nobody was there to let them in. We told them they needed to give notice of when they were coming. They said "ok, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday 9.30-6pm". They've sent us a message shortly before 3pm today saying "I'll be round at 4pm". |
>> | No. 34214
34214
>>34213 |
>> | No. 34215
34215
I was asked by my neighbour when I'll do the sensible thing and get an electric lawnmower instead of the old petrol one I've got here. |
>> | No. 34216
34216
>>34215 |
>> | No. 34217
34217
>>34215 |
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34218
>>34217 |
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34219
>>34218 |
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34220
>>34219 |
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34221
>>34220 |
>> | No. 34222
34222
>>34218 |
>> | No. 34223
34223
>>34222 |
>> | No. 34224
34224
I very much enjoy the Socially Distant Sports Bar podcast, but sometimes Elis James mentions the fact that his wife is Isy Suttie and it throws me into a mix of deep sorrow and jealous rage. |
>> | No. 34225
34225
Petrol lawnmowers make a bloody racket though, don't they? If I was Anon's neighbour I'd probably be moaning at him over that rather than any environmental concern. I bet he's the kind of cunt who has the whole street up mowing his lawn at 8am on a Sunday when you're trying to have a hungover lay-in too. |
>> | No. 34226
34226
racecar bed.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I think it should be illegal for my friend to automatically log into Steam and see me playing computer games in the middle of the night when he's only turning his laptop on to watch TV shows in bed with his girlfriend. |
>> | No. 34227
34227
>>34225 |
>> | No. 34228
34228
>>34223 |
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34229
>>34227 |
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34230
>>34229 |
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34231
>>34229 |
>> | No. 34232
34232
>>34226 |
>> | No. 34233
34233
>>34232 |
>> | No. 34234
34234
Joanna Angel has fucked her face up with fillers and now she looks like a goth Catherine Ryan. One of you are probably into that sort of thing. |
>> | No. 34235
34235
>>34233 |
>> | No. 34236
34236
>>34234 |
>> | No. 34237
34237
Bunch of morons claiming a photo from 1902 can't be real because there's an iPad in it. It's a chalkboard. Fuck's sake. |
>> | No. 34238
34238
I need to order a fitted gigbag that's only available from a German supplier. It costs £80 plus a tenner delivery, but there's free delivery on orders over £149. I've completely tied myself in knots about whether I can justify buying some other gubbins to bring the order total to £150, or whether I'm kidding myself and I should just pay the delivery charge. I feel like I'm getting mugged off either way. |
>> | No. 34239
34239
>>34237 |
>> | No. 34240
34240
I made the mistake of buying KitKats again, even though I already knew they've been shit since they stopped using foil packaging for "recycled and recyclable" plastic. |
>> | No. 34241
34241
>>34239 |
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34242
>>34241 |
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34243
>>34242 |
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34244
>>34242 |
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34245
>>34244 |
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34246
>>34244 |
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34247
>>34244 |
>> | No. 34248
34248
Check shirts from Superdry. Black t-shirts with red ties. |
>> | No. 34249
34249
>>34248 |
>> | No. 34250
34250
>>34247 |
>> | No. 34251
34251
As informative and thought as provoking some of the posts here are, I have to wonder if they're actually personal thoughts or just concensus hshed together from Reddit (I know some of you frequent that site). |
>> | No. 34252
34252
>>34251 |
>> | No. 34253
34253
>>34250 |
>> | No. 34254
34254
Everything is more homogeneous and also more fragmented and niche. |
>> | No. 34255
34255
>>34254 |
>> | No. 34256
34256
>>34255 |
>> | No. 34257
34257
Onestream broadband. Not even once. |
>> | No. 34258
34258
>>34256 |
>> | No. 34259
34259
>>34257 |
>> | No. 34260
34260
>>34259 |
>> | No. 34261
34261
Because I don't have a water meter, the water company just sent me a massive bill for the whole year and told me to pay £50 a month. I do this. Nevertheless, on random days throughout the year, I get text messages from United Utilities telling me I've "missed a payment" even though I absolutely have not. In fact, I have just paid up till August now. But they're going to claim I've fallen behind on my payments anyway, and I will probably post here again when that happens. Fucking lying water company scum. |
>> | No. 34262
34262
>>34261 |
>> | No. 34263
34263
>>34260 |
>> | No. 34264
34264
Coworkers counting down the days to their summer holiday. You've fucking told me a dozen times already that you'll be in Crete at the end of this month. What is your point in telling me every other day that it's getting closer. I'm happy for you that you get to go, but now gradually fuck off and tell somebody else, not me. |
>> | No. 34267
34267
Why should the train to Birmingham cost twice as much as the train to Liverpool or Manchester when it's practically the same travel time? Stupid railways. |
>> | No. 34268
34268
In the world of hippie YouTube videos, Wim Hof's videos where you hyperventilate then hold your breath for ages are a great laugh. It's no wonder there are so many copycats. But I don't like how every copycat video decides its unique selling point should be that you just hold your breath for much longer. I am not going to hold my breath for four minutes, you freaks. At the absolute limit, I can sometimes do two minutes. Making a special video that is an hour long and goes up to seven minutes is quite simply not going to be watched by me, ever. It's not like I actually get superpowers from this shit anyway. |
>> | No. 34269
34269
>>34268 |
>> | No. 34270
34270
Gone up on lithium dose, shit timing because the heat makes me sweat more, which dehydrates me, which increases chance of lithium related side effects. Currently shitting liquid every two hours, general sickness feelings, and I can't quench my thirst no matter how much I drink. |
>> | No. 34271
34271
It's not summer without some dickhead having an alarm persistently ringing so you can't have your windows open. I walked around to try and politely stop the noise but got nowhere outside of a rough location, I now have to hope the police can now locate the perpetrators and give them a hefty fine. |
>> | No. 34272
34272
>>34270 |
>> | No. 34273
34273
Ooh, I'm the DWP! A year ago I TOTALLY overpaid you and now you owe me nearly £400! I'm a complete moron, I hand out money like a faulty cash machine then make it everyone else's problem! Then I drop two calls while you're trying to repay me! Get wrecked, idiot! |
>> | No. 34277
34277
I got moisturiser all over my black shorts so obviously it looks like I've been milked by a succubus and I've had to change. |
>> | No. 34278
34278
>>34277 |
>> | No. 34281
34281
Youtube has just had an update and now middle clicking on the video thumbnail on no longer opens that video in a new tab. |
>> | No. 34286
34286
Apparently it's too mentally challenging for my neighbours to put their rubbish inside the bin and not let bits of if fall to the ground beside it. Which are then carried into my garden by the wind. I've seen anything from cough drop wrappers to bits of feminine hygiene packaging caught in the undergrowth of my trees and hedges. |
>> | No. 34287
34287
>>34281 |
>> | No. 34288
34288
JPG.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34287 |
>> | No. 34289
34289
I wish that online retailers were required to state which delivery companies they use before you order. UPS just pretend to deliver to my house, then deliver to a corner shop that isn't particularly near my house. |
>> | No. 34290
34290
briiiaaaaann.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34287 |
>> | No. 34291
34291
I don't understand why my Xbox headset has RGB lighting on the ear cups. I get RGB lighting on a mouse or a keyboard. Unnecessary but at least I see it. I definitely don't see the exterior of my headset's earcups while using it. I can set it to pulsate different colours but it seems a waste of resources and technology. |
>> | No. 34292
34292
>>34291 |
>> | No. 34293
34293
>>34292 |
>> | No. 34294
34294
Scam emailers need to work harder. No, mate, I don't want to have a conversation about OralB toothpaste, no one has ever wanted that, especially not enough to follow a dodgy link. |
>> | No. 34295
34295
>>34294 |
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34296
>>34295 |
>> | No. 34297
34297
>>34296 |
>> | No. 34298
34298
>>34296 |
>> | No. 34299
34299
7qq1qm.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The fact that UK web sites still use cookie banners. |
>> | No. 34300
34300
MV5BMjM3MzE0MDM3Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwOTA2MDk0MDI@._.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() This is really fucking me off. Remember when Trump ran for President, and everyone lost their heads that The Simpsons predicted it in a throwaway line fifteen years prior, and then they made a short where Homer interacts with Trump, and then people started spreading misinformation that the the short was the prediction, etc. |
>> | No. 34301
34301
>>34300 |
>> | No. 34302
34302
>>34301 |
>> | No. 34303
34303
>>34302 |
>> | No. 34304
34304
>>34302 |
>> | No. 34305
34305
I ordered a rosary from the Westminster Abbey website, but received a Catholic rosary rather than an Anglican one. |
>> | No. 34306
34306
I'm not on there myself, and a friend says it's not so bad, but my understanding is that Twitter is in freefall. So why the fuck are news websites still embedding tweets? It's already worse than screencapping something, for all social media sites. |
>> | No. 34307
34307
>>34306 |
>> | No. 34309
34309
>>34306 |
>> | No. 34310
34310
>>34306 |
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34311
>>34310 |
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34312
>>34310 |
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34313
>>34312 |
>> | No. 34314
34314
>>34313 |
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34315
>>34314 |
>> | No. 34316
34316
>>34315 |
>> | No. 34317
34317
>>34316 |
>> | No. 34318
34318
Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Locking Bing Chat to the Edge browser strikes me as monopolistic behaviour. |
>> | No. 34319
34319
Just got shit all over by a guy obviously hacking in a game. He was blasting away with artillery and hitting our spawn zones the moment we set them up, regardless of where they were. This means he was just sat there at his desk, presumably with the third party artillery calculator open somewhere, clicking fire and then pressing reload, over and over. It's pissing me off imagining that more than the fact we lost the round. He's just watching a number go up at that point, bloody weirdo. The rest of the team was shit too, so they still had to run down the clock to win. |
>> | No. 34320
34320
simon-pegg-2940919233.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I think I like Simon Pegg. I think on whether or not I like him, and I reckon I do, at least from the distance of someone who doesn't actually know him at all. I've seen loads of his films, I've heard him on podcasts and I love Spaced. More to the point he's very honest about his own issues and personal growth which I find very interesting and commendable. But all to often the interviews with him I've read feature a bit where he'll say something along the lines of "I am very good pals with Tom Cruise, we don't talk about religion, ever" and it's utterly unbearable. It's unbearable because, and I'm not going to beat around the bush here, Scientology is an evil organisation and Tom Cruise is one of it's senior members and best pals with Scientology's leader of almost four decades, David Miscavige. For the past ten years Miscavige has essentially been on the lamb from various lawsuits relating, but not limited, to kidnapping, stalking and sexual abuse. Scientology makes use of highly dangerous pseudo-medical practices and beliefs, employs de-facto slave labour and attempts to intimidate whistleblowers into silence. |
>> | No. 34321
34321
>>34320 |
>> | No. 34322
34322
>>34321 |
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34323
>>34322 |
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34324
>>34323 |
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34325
>>34324 |
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34326
>>34325 |
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34327
>>34320 |
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34328
>>34326 |
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34329
>>34323 |
>> | No. 34330
34330
>>34327 |
>> | No. 34331
34331
Picture.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I recently went to a wedding of a school friend. For various reasons I kind of lost touch with the wider friend group but this particular friend getting married, being a genuinely just great human, kept touch with me and has stayed a good friend. |
>> | No. 34332
34332
>>34331 |
>> | No. 34333
34333
>>34331 |
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34334
>>34332 |
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34335
>>34334 |
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34336
>>34334 |
>> | No. 34337
34337
>>34335 |
>> | No. 34338
34338
When you press Enter in Excel to create a new line in the box but obviously you were meant to press Alt-Enter. Oh it's so hilarious every time. |
>> | No. 34339
34339
>>34338 |
>> | No. 34340
34340
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/jul/14/d-day-veteran-98-put-up-in-hostel-after-eviction-from-dorset-home |
>> | No. 34341
34341
>>34340 |
>> | No. 34342
34342
>>34341 |
>> | No. 34343
34343
Youtube Shorts. I don't mind short videos, I do mind completely messing up the UI bits that are left and removing a whole bunch and adding "infinite" scroll. So far so bad, just don't interact with them. |
>> | No. 34344
34344
The "awards" you can give to comments and reviews on Steam all seem so sarcastic. I just want a way of signalling agreement with a statement on the internet that doesn't pointlessly clutter a thread with a single "yeah" or "I agree", but instead I have to send someone points and a picture of a dinosaur in a hat, or a brain with a diving mask over it's frontal lobe. |
>> | No. 34345
34345
The kid next door to me has picked up a new hobby of babbling phrases and barking out his bedroom window. He's currently shouting "dun duuun dun duuun" repetitively. I made noise as a kid but I don't remember make that level of noise which probably means he's going to be like this for a long time. |
>> | No. 34346
34346
>>34345 |
>> | No. 34347
34347
>>34345>>34346 |
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34348
>>34347 |
>> | No. 34349
34349
>>34347 |
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34350
>>34349 |
>> | No. 34351
34351
>>34349 |
>> | No. 34352
34352
I feel like I'm being blagged. Back in the noughties a term arose to derogatorily describe films like Saw and Hostel: torture porn. Whatever your thoughts on it, it related to the leering way in which some felt these films treated their high-def gorefests. That the plot, characters and maybe even the scares themselves had been sidelined in this strain of horror film to focus on the barest destruction of anatomy. |
>> | No. 34353
34353
>>34352 |
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34354
>>34353 |
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34355
>>34354 |
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34356
>>34353 |
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34357
>>34356 |
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34358
>>34354 |
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34359
>>34358 |
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34360
>>34354 |
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34361
>>34358 |
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34362
>>34354 |
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34363
>>34362 |
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34364
>>34363 |
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34365
>>34364 |
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34366
>>34363 |
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34367
>>34366 |
>> | No. 34368
34368
I'm really good at work but absolutely abysmal at interviewing and applying. I know everybody says this, but I genuinely am a high performer somewhat curtailed by my absolute inability to write some simple applications. |
>> | No. 34369
34369
>>34368 |
>> | No. 34370
34370
>>34369 |
>> | No. 34371
34371
Those race swap selfie filters would have ended racism if they hadn't been banned. |
>> | No. 34372
34372
>>34371 |
>> | No. 34373
34373
Such poor layout and so many windows in my tiny home means there's barely a position to hide out of view as the door knocks, while I'm cock in hand wanking to cartoon porn. |
>> | No. 34374
34374
>>34373 |
>> | No. 34375
34375
o-DAVID-CAMERON-facebook-904605173.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34374 |
>> | No. 34376
34376
>>34375 |
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34377
>>34376 |
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34378
>>34377 |
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34379
>>34377 |
>> | No. 34380
34380
>>34379 |
>> | No. 34381
34381
>>34379 |
>> | No. 34382
34382
Leave computer on overnight to download big Steam updates, because my connection is slow and these patches of a several gigs are no small task. Wake up to find out it rebooted itself at some stage, probably Windows Update, at least I'm going to blame Windows Update, and has been sat at the login screen essentially doing nothing but wasting electricity for the rest of the night. |
>> | No. 34383
34383
>>34382 |
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34384
>>34382 |
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34385
>>34382 |
>> | No. 34386
34386
>>34384 |
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34387
>>34386 |
>> | No. 34388
34388
Here's a thing that pisses me off about modern computers. It only ever happens to me at work, but why, nowadays, when you copy and paste something, does it also copy the formatting? When has anyone ever been grateful that when they copy and paste someone's name into an email, it's three times bigger than all the other text and in a different font? What purpose does this serve? It's absolute bollocks and I don't see how anyone could ever have thought it was a good idea. |
>> | No. 34389
34389
>>34388 |
>> | No. 34390
34390
>>34387 |
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34391
>>34390 |
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34392
>>34391 |
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34393
>>34392 |
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34394
>>34392 |
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34395
>>34394 |
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34396
>>34393 |
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34397
>>34394 |
>> | No. 34398
34398
>>34396 |
>> | No. 34399
34399
Allow me to propose a middle ground that makes everyone unhappy: |
>> | No. 34400
34400
>>34399 |
>> | No. 34401
34401
If I invented a hot new phone app that you can't buy food without, then I'd be about to get really rich and the super-rich would have a new member. But Google could just copy it and spend all their resources on shutting me out of my own idea. Without patents to protect the little guy who wants to starve your children to death unless you pay me my protection money, the ruling class can just help themselves forever and get richer and richer. I might be better than them at inventing Subsistencefarmr™, but I can't compete with a corporation that has 100,000 employees. If you're the sort of bleeding-heart lefty who wants to take intellectual property rights away from big companies, then you also want to take those same rights away from me, the little man with the big idea to hold food for ransom. And by taking those rights away from anyone, you are effectively just giving those rights to whoever is strongest in society and can seize the rights themselves. You fascist bigot. |
>> | No. 34402
34402
>>34398 |
>> | No. 34403
34403
>>34401 |
>> | No. 34404
34404
I agreed with my housemate to split the gas and electric but he's never here. It makes me feel guilty because obviously I'm getting all the benefit her while he's off on holiday. |
>> | No. 34405
34405
Russell Brand winds me up. |
>> | No. 34406
34406
>>34405 |
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34407
>>34406 |
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34408
>>34407 |
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34409
>>34408 |
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34410
>>34408>>34409 |
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34411
>>34410 |
>> | No. 34412
34412
Plugged my phone in to charge about an hour ago. Checked the battery just now and it was still on 22%, which made me a little nervous. That's when I pull on the charging cable and realise it's not plugged into my laptop, my PC or the plug. So many USB holes around you'd think it would find it's way into one of them. |
>> | No. 34413
34413
>>34410 |
>> | No. 34414
34414
I've had many periods of sickness since October due to my disabilities. In February, I asked my manager for a referral to occupational health. I asked several times a month until the end of May, when she asked for my DOB and address so she could put through the referral. |
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34415
>>34413 |
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34416
>>34415 |
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34417
>>34416 |
>> | No. 34418
34418
>>34416 |
>> | No. 34419
34419
Tracking whether someone has opened an email without using a read receipt notification should be highly illegal. |
>> | No. 34420
34420
>>34419 |
>> | No. 34421
34421
I'm trying to open up a regular saver with Beehive Money, which is Nottingham Building Society's attempt at trying to get down with the kids. You've got to do everything through their app, but it is painfully clunky. |
>> | No. 34422
34422
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-66256081 |
>> | No. 34423
34423
>>34422 |
>> | No. 34424
34424
I just went for a blood test and about 30 seconds afterwards I was sick all over my leg. It's never happened before and I don't really know why it happened this time, I was just struck by a wave of intense nausea that came and went in seconds. The nurse gave me a few wet-wipes, but all that really achieved was to spread it around a bit, so I had to take the train home reeking of sick. Doing my bit for the British car industry, I suppose. |
>> | No. 34425
34425
>>34424 |
>> | No. 34426
34426
Every indoor fan I've tried that is marketed as quiet isn't quiet at all. The fans themselves may be, but in the dead of night you can hear the motor humming like a motherfucker and it vibrates things around them. I've tried several now and I'm not sure how people are sleeping with them on when it just gives me flashbacks to sleeping on megabuses. The 3 year old £25 tower fan I'm still having to use is somehow outperforming these £80-100+ "quiet" fans. Is the quality of things just shit now? Nothing seems to work properly anymore. |
>> | No. 34427
34427
>>34426 |
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34428
>>34427 |
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34429
>>34427 |
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34430
>>34429 |
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34431
>>34428 |
>> | No. 34432
34432
Having a cordless vacuum has done wonders for my ability to actually be arsed. Instead of being a chore, it's now something I almost, while I hesitate to say "enjoy", take some satisfaction in doing. I see that the floor is getting a few bits on it and I just think, "Oh, I'll whip the vac around", and that's that. Job done. |
>> | No. 34433
34433
>>34432 |
>> | No. 34434
34434
Henry.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Henry's rolling his eyes at the lot of you. |
>> | No. 34435
34435
Among the other emails he received yesterday, one of my housemates received these two: |
>> | No. 34436
34436
Unisex-Tank-Top-Of-Course-I-Cum-Fast-I-Got-Fish-To.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Why does this exist? |
>> | No. 34437
34437
>>34436 |
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34438
>>34436 |
>> | No. 34439
34439
rapist incel t-shirt.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34436 |
>> | No. 34440
34440
dearevanconverse.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I just found these on eBay. I think we're close to bring this whole look together into something seriously stylish. |
>> | No. 34441
34441
People who keep saying that it already feels like autumn. So we've had some shit weather, but it's still only the beginning of August. |
>> | No. 34442
34442
Screenshot from 2023-08-08 01-02-34.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34441 |
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34443
>>34442 |
>> | No. 34444
34444
>>34441 |
>> | No. 34445
34445
When you get a job you should be able to write down one friend and if that friend gets made unemployed you should get a week off work so you can hang out together. |
>> | No. 34446
34446
>>34445 |
>> | No. 34447
34447
>>34446 |
>> | No. 34448
34448
I swear I started a new paragraph in that email but it completely disappeared after I hit send. |
>> | No. 34449
34449
A seller on eBay just cancelled my order for a set of brake discs and pads because of what they told me was a glitch in their inventory system, i.e. it turned out they're out of my items, and aren't expecting a new delivery anytime soon, as they told me on the phone. |
>> | No. 34450
34450
Universal Credit are genuinely fucking useless. They keep telling me one thing in a meeting then I get sanctioned for doing what was expected of me, then I get told there's been a "misunderstanding". This exact chain of events has happened for several months now and I think I'm just going to sign off, this extra stress and hassle over this bollocks that should be incredibly simple just isn't worth it anymore. A job would be nice but it's not happening so I'll just do crime instead. |
>> | No. 34451
34451
>>34450 |
>> | No. 34452
34452
Just realised that the "now playing on 6Music" Twitter account has stopped. They have one on Mastodon instead, but it's so much slower to scroll through. |
>> | No. 34453
34453
I've been using this shitty, shitty speaker on my computer for probably two years now. Not only does it crackle like a burning log if you turn the knob over a third of the way up, I've had a nail clipper wedged between the USB power cord and the audio out cable because otherwise the sound gets even more fucked up. Even after half the speaker stopped working, I persisted with it. But it just occured to me, I can buy new speakers, I don't have to put up with this bollocks any longer. This is what being skint for years and years does to your brain. I've got a pretty dim view of electrical waste, but when something barely worked when you got it, hardly works now and wouldn't be very good even if you got it all going perfectly, I say: fuck it. |
>> | No. 34454
34454
>>34453 |
>> | No. 34456
34456
nokia 6630.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I very much doubt I'm the first person to think this, but every cunt having a camera on them at all times forever is one of the shitest things to happen, ever. Twenty-four-seven hyper-emotional happy slapping, worldwide, with the psycho dial turned up to ten, then snapped off for good measure. |
>> | No. 34457
34457
IMG-20230822-WA0001.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34456 |
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34458
>>34457 |
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34459
>>34456 |
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34460
>>34458 |
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34461
>>34460 |
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34462
>>34461 |
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34463
>>34460 |
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34464
>>34462 |
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34465
>>34464 |
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34466
>>34464 |
>> | No. 34467
34467
There's an increasing trend on YouTube for young (18-25ish) content creators to cover "cringe" TikTokers and YouTubers. Calling out racism and highlighting dumb shit that they do. But something really irks me about it. The ones cataloguing noncing or sexual harassment, whatever, that stuff is bad. But a lot of these react creators are ultimately bullying mentally ill and/or intellectually disabled people, while hiding behind a mask of respectability by pretending it's just a factual documentary. It seems like ghoulish bullying. |
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34468
>>34467 |
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34469
>>34468 |
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34470
>>34469 |
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34471
>>34468 |
>> | No. 34472
34472
I like the ones that are just African-Americans having over the top positive reactions to rock music to placate the egos of white Americans. |
>> | No. 34473
34473
>hybrid |
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34474
>>34473 |
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34475
>>34474 |
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34476
>>34475 |
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34477
>>34475 |
>> | No. 34478
34478
>>34458 |
>> | No. 34479
34479
A housemate has just started a diet, so he's in that fucking annoying phase where he just keeps commenting on how eating 1g carbs is like eating poison based on some shit he saw on youtube. Also: since he started this, there's been loads of protein powder all over the kitchen, so he's been asking me if I've been cleaning properly because the kitchen is all of a sudden covered in white powder. Fucking idiot. |
>> | No. 34480
34480
>>34479 |
>> | No. 34481
34481
I had a wank earlier but there was a lot more cum than usual and the suprise of that kind of took me aback and ruined the enjoyment of actually cumming, somewhat. |
>> | No. 34482
34482
b25lY21zOjJiOGYxYjQ0LTUyZDItNGY3ZC05M2VmLWU5YWI0Yj.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Glad people are vaping rather than smoking fags, but do they really have to be disposable? It's such a waste, and there's no excuse; refillable, rechargable ones with good reviews going for £20-£30. |
>> | No. 34483
34483
>>34482 |
>> | No. 34484
34484
trumanshow.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It's bin day around here tomorrow. But this evening I was out for a little stroll and I decided to get a snack and a drink from the shop. Pretty soon after finishing the drink I realised there weren't any public bins on the route I'd taken, so I pop open the next wheelie bin I walk by and drop the empty bottle in. It drops straight to the bottom and the sound echoes outwards. That bin's emptier than a midday showing of Blue Beetle. That film's so unpopular the joke doesn't even land. But speaking of landing, a couple of minutes later I'm done with my food and I do the same thing with another wheelie bin. Once again the unmistakable sound of rubbish landing in an empty wheelie bin rang out. What, the fuck, is going on? You're telling me people are just putting their empty bins out for no reason? These people are at 100% recycling efficiency? Oh, I'm going to blow this thing wide open, whatever it is and whatever I have to do. |
>> | No. 34485
34485
>>34483 |
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34486
>>34483 |
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34487
>>34485 |
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34488
>>34487 |
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34489
>>34488 |
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34490
>>34484 |
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34491
>>34488 |
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34492
>>34491 |
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34493
sds.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34491 |
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34494
>>34490 |
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34495
>>34493 |
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34496
>>34493 |
>> | No. 34497
34497
huge-vaping-cloud-ptm63d-2064963503.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() No way's caffeine addictive, not properly so. That's whataboutism from people who can't stop huffing purple People Eater farts through their silicosis-sabres. |
>> | No. 34498
34498
>>34497 |
>> | No. 34499
34499
>>34498 |
>> | No. 34500
34500
>Comparing coffee to cigarettes isn't that straightforward. |
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34501
>>34500 |
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34502
>>34501 |
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34503
>>34502 |
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34504
>>34503 |
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34505
>>34495 |
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34506
>>34505 |
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34507
>>34505 |
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34508
>>34505 |
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34509
>>34508 |
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34510
>>34509 |
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34511
>>34508 |
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34512
>>34511 |
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34513
>>34512 |
>> | No. 34514
34514
>>34513 |
>> | No. 34515
34515
Midget gems have changed from 29p to 79p. This country's gone to the dogs. |
>> | No. 34516
34516
>>34515 |
>> | No. 34517
34517
>>34516 |
>> | No. 34518
34518
Living in multiple houseshares over the years, there's always some cunt who leaves washing in the machine for ages to the point it stinks when it comes out. Pay attention! It's not my job to take somebody else's clothes out of the machine, even when I do need to use it. |
>> | No. 34519
34519
>>34518 |
>> | No. 34520
34520
>>34517 |
>> | No. 34521
34521
>>34518 |
>> | No. 34522
34522
>>34518 |
>> | No. 34524
34524
I'm trying to enjoy sitting in the garden on the first cool day in a week, but there's what I can only describe as miscellaneous child noise coming from down the street and it just... won't... stop. It's not even like laughter or playing sounds it's just fucking noise. I think this family might just have annoying sounding children. I usually don't care about kids playing, but this has scared the birds off for goodness sake. Every few minutes dad shouts someone's name; great parenting, kill yourself. |
>> | No. 34525
34525
The neighbours take forever to put the bins back in. They often don't bother putting them back until the next day, and I know they're home every night. How lazy do you have to be. |
>> | No. 34526
34526
PrK5u.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Louis CK might talk about it as his 'thing' but he is absolutely right to take matters into his own hands and I'm tired of everyone pretending otherwise. Women give terrible handjobs that yank at you and don't make use of the whole hand. Meanwhile what they read in Cosmo, even stuff like sucking on your testicles, actually requires a degree of care and technical skill they rarely have. |
>> | No. 34527
34527
>>34525 |
>> | No. 34528
34528
>>34526 |
>> | No. 34529
34529
>>34526 |
>> | No. 34530
34530
Made an order online for some groceries, I wouldn't normally but the car is in the garage and it's a better option than the local shop where half their stock is at or over the sell by date when you pick it up. |
>> | No. 34531
34531
giphy-1805988530.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34530 |
>> | No. 34532
34532
>>34530>>34531 |
>> | No. 34533
34533
>>34532 |
>> | No. 34534
34534
>>34533 |
>> | No. 34535
34535
Red Label.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34532 |
>> | No. 34536
34536
>>34532 |
>> | No. 34537
34537
Back to houseshares: roughly 1 in 4 of the population must regularly empty their lungs and sinuses in the sink and don't even bother to rinse it away? It's fucking vile and has happened in every houseshares I've been in. |
>> | No. 34538
34538
>>34537 |
>> | No. 34539
34539
I'm surprised B&Q remains in business. Not only is everything more expensive but trying to cancel an order before it shipped has proven impossible. As in I notified customer service that I wanted an order cancelled and they came back over email with "are you sure you want to cancel?" |
>> | No. 34540
34540
I went for a walk this morning. I stopped off at a shop briefly to get myself something to eat. "I'll treat myself, I'll get a cheese and bacon wrap" I thought, but all I've treated myself to is what feels like a typhoon of misery in my stomach. |
>> | No. 34541
34541
My controller is registering in a game's settings menu, but when actually playing the game nothing happens. So I'm looking around trying to find a fix, but futile Reddit responses that amount to "have you tried turning it off and on again" aren't helping, so I venture further. Then I find a website that appears to be completely AI generated nonsense. Here's an example paragraph: |
>> | No. 34542
34542
All the good tech jobs seem to be in London, but I don't want to live in London. |
>> | No. 34543
34543
>>34542 |
>> | No. 34544
34544
>>34543 |
>> | No. 34545
34545
A couple of guys thanked me profusely after I gave them a mostly full pack of fags, the other day. Only now they're recognising me in the street, thanking me again and introducing themselves. Twice today I've been seen by at least one of them, with the resulting interaction causing other people to notice and remark. |
>> | No. 34546
34546
>>34545 |
>> | No. 34547
34547
>>34545 |
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34548
>>34547 |
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34549
>>34548 |
>> | No. 34550
34550
>>34531 |
>> | No. 34553
34553
At work, the cut off for changes to pay is the 14th. You then get paid for the whole calendar month, less any absences, on the 24th. I got my payslip, but because I was off sick on the 14th, the system has decided I've been off for the entire second half of September, even though it was one day. That means I've lost a huge chunk of pay. I contacted HR who said there's nothing they can do. I explained I can't afford to lose this much over an error, but they said I'll get it back on my next pay. Fucking annoying. |
>> | No. 34555
34555
I was determined to actually learn what my best mate's job was after not really having a clue what his last one was, but leaving it too long to ask "what do you do?" without looking like a dick. But when I asked him what he was doing now he just went "it's much the same as my last job" so I'm buggered. Time to hire a PI, I guess. |
>> | No. 34556
34556
>>34555 |
>> | No. 34557
34557
>>34556 |
>> | No. 34558
34558
>>34553 |
>> | No. 34559
34559
>>34558 |
>> | No. 34560
34560
Is there any particular reason Virgin can't seem to issue a router that works properly instead of requiring a hard reset every couple of weeks? |
>> | No. 34561
34561
>>34559 |
>> | No. 34562
34562
>>34561 |
>> | No. 34563
34563
USB-C. Oh yay, we can plug all and sundry into stuff. |
>> | No. 34564
34564
>>34563 |
>> | No. 34565
34565
>>34563 |
>> | No. 34566
34566
>>34565 |
>> | No. 34568
34568
I think because I don't commute any longer I don't listen to half as many podcasts as I used to. So it's especially gauling that one that I do keep up with has hit some troubled waters regarding one of it's hosts, who is currently "seeking help" and not on the pod. It's a pretty unpleasant situation, but everyone directly effected is dealing with it very maturely and it's less a scandal and more of just a shit time in general. Anyway, that's not why I'm writing this /101/ post. I'm writing this because the bloke who's subbing in for the host that's MIA is way better. I've listened to the pod for a very long time at this point, better part of a decade in fact, so it's not nice to say that. I've a sense of loyalty and an appreciation for the regular host, in a parasocial sense at least. Maybe it's just the novelty factor, because the new guy is new, so I've not heard his imput before, his bits, his annecdotes, etc. But yeah, it definitely feels like he's just kind of better at it. He's been mates with the two remaining hosts for as long as the other guy and he's done other pods and on camera stuff, so it's not like he's struggling to fit in and keep up. The problem is the other guy's not there because he's having a hard time and he's in a bit of a shit situation, so I feel guilty about enjoying the new guy's contributions more. |
>> | No. 34571
34571
>>34568 |
>> | No. 34573
34573
>>34571 |
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34575
>>34573 |
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34579
>>34573 |
>> | No. 34580
34580
1648645623630.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34579 |
>> | No. 34587
34587
Demolition Man Sex.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I recognise this sounds creepy as hell but I'm really bored of porn and want something weird to get off to. Something conceptual, doesn't even have to be overtly sexual. |
>> | No. 34588
34588
>>34587 |
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34589
>>34588 |
>> | No. 34590
34590
lfrp.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34587 |
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34591
>>34587 |
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34592
>>34587 |
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34593
>>34589 |
>> | No. 34594
34594
lovarah.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34589 |
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34595
>>34590 |
>> | No. 34596
34596
>>34594 |
>> | No. 34597
34597
I didn't realise it'd garner this much attention - I guess there're more deviants here than I realised. |
>> | No. 34598
34598
She Nose.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34596 |
>> | No. 34599
34599
>>34598 |
>> | No. 34600
34600
It takes thirty-one minutes on the train to get from Small-Town-Where-I-Live to Moderately-Sized-City. Unforunately that half-an-hour is broken up by fifty minutes waiting at a station to change trains. |
>> | No. 34601
34601
Once again I made the mistake of plugging headphones into my speaker set - now all I'm getting is sound from the right speaker nomatter how many times I wiggle the wire or re-instert the jack. |
>> | No. 34602
34602
I'm trying to read on the train but there's a constant stream of announcements every thirty seconds or so. The only time the robot voices shut up is so one of the staff can make rambling, indecipherable announcements of their own. |
>> | No. 34603
34603
>>34602 |
>> | No. 34604
34604
I think the youtube app eavesdrops on you. |
>> | No. 34605
34605
>>34604 |
>> | No. 34606
34606
>>34605 |
>> | No. 34607
34607
Literally all I did was read a review of a hoodie on a clothes website which mentioned the reviewer being "busty" and got so horny I stopped concentrating. |
>> | No. 34608
34608
>>34607 |
>> | No. 34610
34610
>>34608 |
>> | No. 34615
34615
Jack Whitehall |
>> | No. 34616
34616
>>34615 |
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34617
>>34616 |
>> | No. 34618
34618
Vape breath stinks and tastes horrible as well. I don't mind a metallic fag breath at all but when a lass has been puffing on her vape all day on top of coffee it's vile. |
>> | No. 34619
34619
>>34580 |
>> | No. 34620
34620
>>34619 |
>> | No. 34621
34621
I want to find whoever is responsible for those Haribo Starmix adverts, and cut them open and pull their bones out while they are awake and screaming. |
>> | No. 34622
34622
Why should I care about the Taylor Swift concert movie. |
>> | No. 34623
34623
>>34621 |
>> | No. 34624
34624
>>34623 |
>> | No. 34625
34625
I fucking hate AI-generated voice overs in youtube videos. It aggravates me that somebody wants ten or fifteen minutes of my time to watch their video so they can make money off it, while not putting in the effort to narrate the fucking thing themselves. |
>> | No. 34628
34628
I was able to sign up for car insurance with Esure online last year, but I have to phone them to cancel the auto-renewal. |
>> | No. 34630
34630
>>34628 |
>> | No. 34631
34631
I have a load of video, properly named and sorted so players can access it. |
>> | No. 34632
34632
>>34631 |
>> | No. 34633
34633
Fuck off. |
>> | No. 34634
34634
Untitled.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34633 |
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34635
>>34633 |
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34636
>>34635 |
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34637
>>34636 |
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34638
>>34636 |
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34639
>>34632 |
>> | No. 34644
34644
I meant to buy a packet of pork mince and a packet of beef mince, but obviously because I'm a fucking CUNT I bought two packets of shitty, boring, beef mince without realising until I'm opening up the not-pork packet and emptying it into the pot. |
>> | No. 34645
34645
>>34644 |
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34646
>>34645 |
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34647
>>34646 |
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34648
>>34647 |
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34649
>>34634 |
>> | No. 34650
34650
youtube blocked.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I guess I'm a guy who doesn't watch YouTube anymore. |
>> | No. 34651
34651
>>34650 |
>> | No. 34652
34652
>>34651 |
>> | No. 34653
34653
I understand it's petty to complain about a birthday present. But do your parents ever give you a cheque? I don't do online banking because I don't like such things and I am even more reluctant after my bank account got hacked twice in one year. So occasionally, once or twice a year, I physically visit my bank. And the fucking bastard dickhole shitmonkey dildo fucks have fucking closed my fucking branch. Now I have to travel several miles, when they're open which we all know is never, just to receive my birthday present. Hanging is too good for these vermin. |
>> | No. 34654
34654
>>34653 |
>> | No. 34655
34655
>>34653 |
>> | No. 34656
34656
>>34655 |
>> | No. 34657
34657
>>34655 |
>> | No. 34658
34658
People in public that are obviously moving slower than you but race to get in front at a juncture where you're both getting there at the same time, only to then require overtaking because despite moving very slowly,. they wanted to make sure they beat you to it. |
>> | No. 34659
34659
My shitty antisocial housemate has been sitting in the lounge for the past few hours as he frequently does, but this time he's been coughing and sneezing all afternoon. |
>> | No. 34660
34660
I think I'm having a panic attack. |
>> | No. 34661
34661
>>34660 |
>> | No. 34662
34662
>>34660 |
>> | No. 34663
34663
>>34661 |
>> | No. 34664
34664
>>34660 |
>> | No. 34665
34665
An online recipe for baking my own bread told me to mix the flour, sugar, salt and yeast in a bowl, then add butter, then add water. I trusted it, because an online recipe for fucking bread couldn't possibly be wrong, right? But alas, salt kills yeast, exactly as I thought it did. My bread is not rising at all. I've baked my own bread many times in the past, but I just needed a refresher on how to start. And evidently this was not the way. |
>> | No. 34666
34666
>>34665 |
>> | No. 34667
34667
Whatever I'm watching or listening to, if a host or whoever says "sorry if I sound a bit different today" or words to that effect, I have never once noticed the difference. To be specific, this only applies to their voice being different, not a change in audio recording equipment, that's obviously noticable. |
>> | No. 34668
34668
Thank you, both of you, for your concern regarding my chest pain. It's looking to be more like pericarditis. |
>> | No. 34669
34669
I'm dating a someone that is gluten free and, wow I have no idea how they don't die. It would actually be a lot easier to be vegan. |
>> | No. 34673
34673
4LZhd3B.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The screw holes on newer high-capacity hard drives are in different places. The manufacturer didn't bother to mention this on the product listing or the data sheet. I don't know whether to modify my case, make up a mounting bracket, or just half-arse it with some double-sided tape. |
>> | No. 34674
34674
>>34673 |
>> | No. 34676
34676
>>34669 |
>> | No. 34683
34683
>>34676 |
>> | No. 34689
34689
I don't quite understand why, but one little piece of fried egg went ape in the pan this morning and now I have a painful little burn down the back of my left hand. I think it had folded over on itself, so there was cooler oil inside it, or it formed some kind of mini oil pouch that burst, I don't know. |
>> | No. 34690
34690
Because ChatGPT is down everyone has gone onto Bard and it's barely working for complex questions. |
>> | No. 34691
34691
>>34690 |
>> | No. 34692
34692
I feel like I'm encountering more scams than I used to. The random mobile numbers, not all of which are overseas, doing that thing where they call for a second and hangup. |
>> | No. 34693
34693
>>34692 |
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34694
>>34693 |
>> | No. 34695
34695
>>34693 |
>> | No. 34696
34696
>>34695 |
>> | No. 34697
34697
I don't like Amazon and I try not to buy from there. But I really want to try an Indian drink called jaljeera, and you can't buy it from any actual physical shops anywhere. I looked on Amazon, and they had it, but because I'm clever I looked up the company that makes it and went to their website instead. It turns out there are dozens, if not hundreds, of totally different online Asian supermarkets, and every single one takes you to the exact same payment page. The shipping for my £1.79 box of jaljeera powder is anything from £6.99 up to £58 on one of those sites, and usually around £20. It's mental and I can't explain it. |
>> | No. 34698
34698
>>34697 |
>> | No. 34699
34699
>>34698 |
>> | No. 34700
34700
My paranoia prevents me from trying curious foods and drinks from abroad because I assume they're full of cadmium or something. |
>> | No. 34701
34701
>>34700 |
>> | No. 34702
34702
Ashurbanipal.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() How many sodding times is the BBC Natural History Department going to shoot and edit this exact scene: a bunch of intense, edgy, foreign men, all talking in a langauge you don't understand are gathered together and persuing an animal. It's usually a water borne creature of some kind, but not always. They've got nets and they're circling around their prey. The tension music is playing and Attenborough is telling you about how vulnerable the poor creature is, and as the animal's chance of escape has clearly hit zero, Big Dave offers the revelation that this is one of the very last of it's kind. |
>> | No. 34703
34703
I thought I'd have an initial browse on Christmas gifts this year because I know it takes bloody ages. Yep it's definately no change this year. |
>> | No. 34704
34704
>>34703 |
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34705
>>34704 |
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34706
>>34703 |
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34707
>>34706 |
>> | No. 34708
34708
>Don't @ me. |
>> | No. 34709
34709
>>34708 |
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34710
>>34708 |
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34711
>>34708 |
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34712
>>34710 |
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34713
>>34710 |
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34714
>>34710 |
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34715
>>34712 |
>> | No. 34716
34716
Ha ha, you've turned into the kind of sad old fucks who say that the kids these days have gone soft. |
>> | No. 34717
34717
>>34715 |
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34718
>>34716 |
>> | No. 34720
34720
I want to get angry at the BBC reporting about how everyone in the Middle Ages practiced 17th century racism which is why black women all died in the Black Death and never wrote anything down but then I looked at the other people getting angry about it and it felt embarrassing. Why is modern culture defined by charlatans and the reactions of stupid people? |
>> | No. 34721
34721
60043_tn_gb-tsgn-delay-pid.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34720 |
>> | No. 34722
34722
>>34720 |
>> | No. 34723
34723
image_2023-11-21_200010061.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34720 |
>> | No. 34724
34724
Some cunt said "only 33 days until Christmas" and now it's looming like a tinsel-covered sword of Damocles. |
>> | No. 34725
34725
>>34724 |
>> | No. 34726
34726
I wanted to buy a foreign calendar to help memorise the days of the week and months. They're not too different but it's also something cheap to hang up. |
>> | No. 34727
34727
>>34726 |
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34728
>>34727 |
>> | No. 34734
34734
I know how this is going to sound, but once you've been wearing exclusively natural fibres for a time the synthetic stuff just feels awful. |
>> | No. 34736
34736
gimp outfit.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34734 |
>> | No. 34737
34737
>>34736 |
>> | No. 34741
34741
I fucking left the oven on for about 24 hours yesterday. The fucking thing doesn't have a light to say it's on (only when it's warming up), and it doesn't make any noise, so it's really easy for me to accidentally leave it on after I've got my food out. |
>> | No. 34744
34744
Restaurants that don't put up any nutritional information on the menu or online can get fucked. I'm trying to keep an eye on my intake but I keep getting roped into underwhelming Christmas meals at work. |
>> | No. 34745
34745
>>34744 |
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34746
>>34745 |
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34747
>>34746 |
>> | No. 34749
34749
I hate people who use their Christmas plans as a flex. I'm happy for you that you will be spending Christmas and New Year's in Cuba, but don't keep talking about it like it's a status symbol. You can get a four-star week in Varadero for under 1,500 quid including airfare. And the place is shite, I've actually been to Varadero, and it's a tropical Benidorm or Torremolinos. Nice beaches, yes, but with all the dodgy infrastructure you can expect in a third-world socialist country. |
>> | No. 34750
34750
My GP surgery: "We've run out of face-to-face appointments (at 8:01am on Monday) but we can book you in for a phone appointment. You'll get a call on Friday between 8am and 6pm" |
>> | No. 34751
34751
>>34750 |
>> | No. 34752
34752
Like a drum circle, but if it was actually good: |
>> | No. 34753
34753
Spend some time with dad again over the weekend. Not snooker this time, instead he detailed an extensive list of his morning routine; wake up, go to the toilet, wash hands (no, really?), put the kettle on, cook some bacon - 2 bits, make it into a sandwich, bring in the tea and breakfast to the living room. "It's the only tea I've had today! No actually [sister] made me one at 12 o'clock". |
>> | No. 34754
34754
Northwesterly wind carrying in the smell from the damn sewer next to my house. Both my kitchen and bathroom stink due to the great airvent holes in each's wall. |
>> | No. 34755
34755
I've been using Asda home delivery a lot lately because my corner shop is shit, the Tesco Express is overpriced, and it's too much hassle to get in the car when you only need a few bits like milk or bread and such. |
>> | No. 34756
34756
>>34755 |
>> | No. 34757
34757
I feel like most of the substantial conversations I've had over the last year have been people telling me how unhappy they are. On any level deeper than talking about the weather or last night's match, it's just a stream of bitter acrimony and failing relationships and money troubles. Not sure if I'm a misery magnet, if all of my friends and family are hopeless cases, if we're going through something on a societal level, or if it's always been like this and I've only just noticed. |
>> | No. 34758
34758
>>34756 |
>> | No. 34759
34759
>>34757 |
>> | No. 34766
34766
Can feel myself coming down with a horrible cold. I'm going back into lockdown, because 2020/2021 were the only years I didn't get horribly ill in December. And it's always fucking December, never November or January, it's always right bloody now. |
>> | No. 34770
34770
I want to watch Godzilla Minus One. Lots of people do and it's probably the best performing film this Christmas which really says something as it's a foreign language movie. |
>> | No. 34771
34771
>>34770 |
>> | No. 34772
34772
ANPR car parks with patchy function. Every other time I pull into one, the system struggles to recognise my number plate, so that I have to push the button and ring assistance after I type in my plate at the payment machine. Because it'll say "unknown number plate" or suggest similar ones of other customers. |
>> | No. 34773
34773
I bought a new computer chair before Christmas and it seems to have arrived last Saturday. A full week early. One of my neighbours took it in. |
>> | No. 34774
34774
>>34773 |
>> | No. 34775
34775
>>34772 |
>> | No. 34776
34776
I want to keep my living room door shut, for warmth and quiet, but the bloody wifi can't get through if I do. |
>> | No. 34777
34777
>>34776 |
>> | No. 34778
34778
>>34777 |
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34779
>>34776 |
>> | No. 34780
34780
>>34777 |
>> | No. 34781
34781
The last time my impacted wisdom tooth caused pericoronitis I was in pain over lockdown and nothing could be done. The time before that I remember it being a bank holiday. Now with the doctors strike it has decided that now is the perfect time to leave me in mild agony. |
>> | No. 34790
34790
I know it's a stupid thing to be angry about, and I've far bigger issues in my own life to concern myself with, but that the Gladiators revival is being hosted by Bradley Walsh and his fucking son is so infuriating. Wow, how fucking convenient that the best arsehole for this job was the son of a bloke who's already a famous telly twat. Obviously nepotism within the media industry is my real gripe, this is just the most recent example. |
>> | No. 34791
34791
>>34790 |
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34792
>>34790 |
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34793
>>34791 |
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34794
>>34793 |
>> | No. 34800
34800
My phone is on the fritz and has decided to send calls straight to voicemail half the time, even if I've got good signal. I am expecting an important call from a hospital department that calls from a withheld number, won't leave a voicemail message, won't attempt to ring back and doesn't accept incoming calls via the switchboard. |
>> | No. 34801
34801
>>34794 |
>> | No. 34802
34802
>>34801 |
>> | No. 34803
34803
>>34802 |
>> | No. 34804
34804
>>34800 |
>> | No. 34806
34806
Today I went to the gym for the first time since just after Christmas. I had a PT try and tap me up. It's the third time he's tried tapping me up, but if it's not him it'll be another one because it happens every single visit. |
>> | No. 34807
34807
>>34806 |
>> | No. 34808
34808
>>34807 |
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34809
>>34804 |
>> | No. 34821
34821
I just blew my nose, there was a load of blood in the hanky and now I can breathe much more easily than normal. I haven't been on the chang, so I don't know why bits of my nose are falling out. |
>> | No. 34822
34822
>>34821 |
>> | No. 34823
34823
So you know how once TikTok got big all the other websites (well, all four of them) started trying to copy TikTok's UI and features? And it's shit, isn't it? Because if you wanted to be on TikTok you'd be on TikTok. However, by far the worst example of this is SoundCloud. It's not a feature on the desktop website, but on their phone app they've changed your "feed" so now it only shows you one song or podcast at a time, taking up the entire screen with an option to "tap to preview". Now for as long as I've used SoundCloud playing an upload would take up the whole screen, but that's fine because it gives you greater control of the timeline and you can back out of it at will, and it will keep playing what you're listening to. But this newest change of copying a UI concept from short form video sites and applying it to a music app is teeth grindingly asinine. |
>> | No. 34826
34826
I'm going on a controversial rant but I know it makes sense. Gyms need to start enforcing more clothing rules on women because things are just getting silly now. I know they can't because of the risk of an apocalyptic shitstorm and I know a lot of people will go "hurr hurr but women in tight leggings and revealing tops AWOOOGA". That's lovely but I'm at the gym trying to work out. Make them wear a t-shirt just as most places have rules that guys can't go shirtless and wear budgie smugglers. |
>> | No. 34827
34827
>>34826 |
>> | No. 34829
34829
The concept of notifications has gone to shit outside of the message dedicated programs. Log into any website, and there will be that red circle. Thanks, fuckers, you've ruined yet another place for human connection. |
>> | No. 34831
34831
I put some Warhammer up on facey as local collection only and people are getting pissy with me about it. |
>> | No. 34832
34832
>>34831 |
>> | No. 34833
34833
>>34826 |
>> | No. 34834
34834
>>34833 |
>> | No. 34835
34835
>>34834 |
>> | No. 34842
34842
>>34833 |
>> | No. 34843
34843
Fucking hell, are you lads seriously going to £15/£20 per month gyms and complaining what the people look like? Cheap gyms are always full of kids and the lower rungs of society. |
>> | No. 34844
34844
7734474858_d243be5380_b.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Fuck. I'm a nimby all of a sudden. I know it's a first world problem, but bollocks to this. |
>> | No. 34846
34846
>>34843 |
>> | No. 34847
34847
When a website with no connection to Google or Facebook has a giant pop-up at the side telling you to log in with your Google or Facebook account. I already have an account on this website; is that not good enough? |
>> | No. 34848
34848
GymsharkPowerTightShortsNavyB4A6U-UBCY.D1_dd93ada9.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34826 |
>> | No. 34849
34849
>>34848 |
>> | No. 34850
34850
>>34849 |
>> | No. 34851
34851
>>34850 |
>> | No. 34855
34855
No claims bonus on my motorbike has reached 5 years and the cheapest quote I can find is £30 more expensive than it was last year. |
>> | No. 34860
34860
A now ex-girlfriend bought me some socks for Chinese New Year with little (tasteful) rabbit on the ankles. They're really good socks and have lasted, probably the best thin-socks I've ever owned. It's a shame because it's the year of the Dragon in a couple days and I'll have to limit their use so as not to look a tramp. |
>> | No. 34862
34862
The Wikipedia article for "cock and ball torture" has too many photos. |
>> | No. 34866
34866
No matter how hard I try to proofread a phone post, I've always mashed an O instead of an I somewhere and autocorrect never fucking picks it up. |
>> | No. 34867
34867
>>34866 |
>> | No. 34868
34868
>>34866 |
>> | No. 34869
34869
>>34862 |
>> | No. 34877
34877
I want to get a chippy tea, but I can't because some prick got murdered and the police have cordoned off the high street. |
>> | No. 34878
34878
>>34877 |
>> | No. 34879
34879
Steam will show me hardcore furry porn, but I'm not allowed to read curse words on their website. |
>> | No. 34880
34880
>>34879 |
>> | No. 34881
34881
>>34880 |
>> | No. 34882
34882
>>34879 |
>> | No. 34883
34883
My girlfriend is on a meal plan to lose weight. So I buy my food, she buys hers. But when I'm at work she eats my food too. Then she doesn't understand why I'm upset when I come home and the dinner I was going to have has been eaten. |
>> | No. 34886
34886
Seems prohibitively expensive having a fat girlfriend. No wonder millenials have given up on the idea of owning a home. |
>> | No. 34887
34887
I got a £100 Morrisons gift voucher which you need to download from one of those website on your phone. As I went to pay my phone crashed when I opened the supermarket's app. Not only did I have to spend my own money but I also couldn't use my more Morrisons card so I paid more. |
>> | No. 34888
34888
>>34882 |
>> | No. 34889
34889
Okay, I just found out neither "terrorist" or "nonce" are filtered, so everything's in flux for me right now. |
>> | No. 34890
34890
>>34888 |
>> | No. 34891
34891
>>34888 |
>> | No. 34892
34892
>>34891 |
>> | No. 34893
34893
>>34888 |
>> | No. 34894
34894
I never liked the nonce wordfilter because it ruined the rhyme. |
>> | No. 34895
34895
The couple across the street are kind of on the chav side. Bomber jackets, tattoos, tribal stickers on their older VW Golf, and a huge Doberman. All of that I wouldn't be fussed about, but they just let their dog shit indiscriminately anywhere it pleases. I've asked them to at least not let it do its business in front of my house, but they said it's a public road and pavement, so I'd have no right to tell them that. I've threatened to call the council, because dog fouling carries a fixed penalty. But they don't seem to care. |
>> | No. 34896
34896
>>34895 |
>> | No. 34897
34897
>>34896 |
>> | No. 34899
34899
>>34897 |
>> | No. 34900
34900
Just kill the dog. Poison some meat, cut it's head off, leave it on the doorstep. Job's a good'un, as they say. |
>> | No. 34901
34901
>>34895 |
>> | No. 34903
34903
>>34899 |
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34904
>>34903 |
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34905
>>34901 |
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34906
>>34905 |
>> | No. 34907
34907
>>34900 |
>> | No. 34908
34908
Grinds-my-gears1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I think reaction videos are the laziest way of being a youtuber. Not that they don't still take some - fairly minimal - amount of work and preparation, but nine times out of ten, I don't care for another everyman's opinion about somebody else's video they're watching. |
>> | No. 34909
34909
>>34908 |
>> | No. 34910
34910
Screenshot 2024-02-29 at 19-42-43 AI reaction - Yo.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34908 |
>> | No. 34911
34911
>>34908 |
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34912
>>34910 |
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34913
>>34912 |
>> | No. 34914
34914
>>34913 |
>> | No. 34916
34916
My gym keeps trying to contact me to organise a '1-2-1 session' which is transparently an attempt to sign me up for a personal trainer. I've not been for a couple weeks because of an injury and the guy contacting me seems to bring it up. |
>> | No. 34917
34917
>>34914 |
>> | No. 34924
34924
>>/shed/16055 |
>> | No. 34925
34925
I'm sick of parents of dead kids wanting new laws or trying to be the next Kate & Jerry. |
>> | No. 34926
34926
>>34925 |
>> | No. 34927
34927
>>34924 |
>> | No. 34928
34928
>>34927 |
>> | No. 34929
34929
>>34926 |
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34930
>>34926 |
>> | No. 34931
34931
>>34930 |
>> | No. 34932
34932
>>34931 |
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34933
>>34932 |
>> | No. 34938
34938
>>34928 |
>> | No. 34942
34942
Leccy is going down by 7p per unit. Hooray! |
>> | No. 34943
34943
>>34942 |
>> | No. 34944
34944
>>34942 |
>> | No. 34945
34945
"Slight" of hand. |
>> | No. 34946
34946
>>34945 |
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34947
>>34944 |
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34948
>>34947 |
>> | No. 34950
34950
>>34948 |
>> | No. 34951
34951
>>34950 |
>> | No. 34952
34952
The amount of chicken that passes for a portion at my takeaway of choice has shrunk dramatically since December. They even threw in a tiny fillet, no bigger than my thumb, as if that made up for it. And the whole lot was dry as a mouthful of sand. WHEN ARE WE HAVING A GENERAL ELECTION!? This country's falling apart! |
>> | No. 34954
34954
>>34952 |
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34955
>>34952 |
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34956
>>34954 |
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34957
>>34955 |
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34958
>>34957 |
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34959
>>34951 |
>> | No. 34960
34960
>>34958 |
>> | No. 34961
34961
People who forget to delete an ad on Gumtree, especially for a rare or niche item, when they've already sold it. And then they write you back "oh sorry, sold that two weeks ago". Don't fucking get my hopes up like that. |
>> | No. 34962
34962
Jeremy Cunt wants to put a £3 tax on a bottle of electric fag juice. Another classic policy decision from the Fuck The Poor Party. |
>> | No. 34963
34963
>>34962 |
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34964
>>34963 |
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34965
>>34962 |
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34966
>>34965 |
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34967
>>34965 |
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34968
>>34962 |
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34970
>>34967 |
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34972
>>34970 |
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34973
>>34972 |
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34974
>>34973 |
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34975
>>34974 |
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34976
>>34975 |
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34977
>>34976 |
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34978
>>34974 |
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34980
>>34978 |
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34981
>>34980 |
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34982
>>34980 |
>> | No. 34983
34983
Is it you two arguing about vaping every time, or do different people come in and you take turns? I don't think any topic here generates the sort of arguments that vaping does. |
>> | No. 34986
34986
>>34982 |
>> | No. 34987
34987
>>34983 |
>> | No. 34988
34988
Why are people so into board games these days? I can't work out if I've just gotten old or if it's a pandemic leftover. |
>> | No. 34989
34989
>>34988 |
>> | No. 34990
34990
Akira Toriyama, if his name needs any explanation it's probably not of interest to you, has died. At 68, which is no age to die for one such as him. I guess all our heroes die eventually. |
>> | No. 34991
34991
b4dad0b917ee121e8d553bde15233eaa[1].jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34990 |
>> | No. 34992
34992
>>34991 |
>> | No. 34993
34993
When you buy "thick cut" bacon nowadays, you get what would have been the normal thickness bacon a couple of years ago. |
>> | No. 34994
34994
>>34992 |
>> | No. 34995
34995
CMIZJh2VAAEwA6U.jpglarge.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>34993 |
>> | No. 34996
34996
Every time I get something good in life or get into a good place my mental health just eviscerates in a really bad way and sets me back. It's surprising how consistently this happens. |
>> | No. 34997
34997
>>34995 |
>> | No. 34998
34998
I want some wireless headphones that I can connect to my audio interface, so that I'd still be able to move around while I'm practising or recording something. |
>> | No. 34999
34999
>>34998 |
>> | No. 35000
35000
>>34998 |
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35002
>>35000 |
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35003
>>35002 |
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35004
>>35003 |
>> | No. 35005
35005
Is there some cultural issue in the Middle East or South Asia that might explain why it is that whenever I see someone (other than a small child) on a bus or train playing sound out of their phone's speakers they're brown? |
>> | No. 35006
35006
>>35005 |
>> | No. 35007
35007
>>35005 |
>> | No. 35008
35008
>>35005 |
>> | No. 35009
35009
Table cutlery, particularly knives, that have handles heavier than the opposite end. You can't stack them together with the other cutleries in the washing-up bowl, without having to switch them around, thus creating a missbalanced set of objects that want to fall in seperate directions when grabbed as a group. |
>> | No. 35010
35010
My Deliveroo order was picked up around 20 minutes ago, and ever since then it's been stuck on "your driver has another order to pick up". |
>> | No. 35011
35011
I love it when a piece of software I've been using for a year without any major issues stops working properly for seemingly no reason. Fortunately it's nothing important, but even so it's galling. I'm galled by this, sort of. |
>> | No. 35012
35012
I need to be up at 6 but I can't sleep because my brain would rather run through every girl I've ever loved who didn't love me back. |
>> | No. 35013
35013
>>35012 |
>> | No. 35014
35014
Websites that make you re-type the whole email address when you get the password wrong. |
>> | No. 35015
35015
My local train station is swarmed by big SUV driving commuters either parking up or dropping people off. |
>> | No. 35016
35016
>>35015 |
>> | No. 35017
35017
You know what I think is insane? You can't click on a date on the calander, at least not in Windows 10, and set a little reminder for that date. I know you can do it on other Microsoft applications and via Outlook, but on my operating system, right now, I can't open the date and time, select March 31st and a time and have a pop-up reminder to tell me it's Jesus' second birthday or whatever. All the "streamlining" Windows has been through over the years and no one thought of that, incredible. |
>> | No. 35018
35018
Win10.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35017 |
>> | No. 35019
35019
>>35018 |
>> | No. 35020
35020
That I couldn't comfortably sleep in the same position any more was part of the wake-up call that made me realise I needed to lose weight. Now I've put on muscle and it's happening again. I have to re-learn how to sleep. Nobody ever talks about either of these. |
>> | No. 35021
35021
>>35020 |
>> | No. 35022
35022
I am going to make my own butter. I've got the cream, and both an electric and a manual whisk, and allegedly that's all you need. I will get butter, and I will also get buttermilk as a byproduct. Buttermilk sounds nice; what can I do with it? |
>> | No. 35023
35023
>>35022 |
>> | No. 35024
35024
>>35023 |
>> | No. 35025
35025
>>35023 |
>> | No. 35026
35026
>>35025 |
>> | No. 35027
35027
>>35026 |
>> | No. 35028
35028
Just paid three quid for a pasty. Fuck this country. |
>> | No. 35030
35030
>>35028 |
>> | No. 35031
35031
>>35030 |
>> | No. 35035
35035
There are far too many dogs in this country thesedays. They shouldn't be allowed in restaurants, cafes, pubs etc. |
>> | No. 35036
35036
I have to find a new flatmate for the 20th April and the whole process seems to have changed at some point in annoying ways. |
>> | No. 35037
35037
Nick Cave's music is boring and while one dead son is a tragedy, two is a pattern. |
>> | No. 35040
35040
Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35036 |
>> | No. 35044
35044
>>35035 |
>> | No. 35060
35060
My phone, and therefore presumably all phones, has an emoji for a dead baby (👼) but it won’t let me have an emoji for scissors in case people use it for self-harm or some gubbins. |
>> | No. 35063
35063
Since losing weight and shrinking my fat arse, my bum bones hurt after prolonged sitting without the cushioning provided by corpulence. |
>> | No. 35064
35064
>>35036 |
>> | No. 35065
35065
Screenshot 2024-03-30 at 15-08-43 The Tank Museum .png ![]() ![]() ![]() Even bloody The Tank Museum are doing that thumbnail. |
>> | No. 35066
35066
Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35064 |
>> | No. 35067
35067
>>35066 |
>> | No. 35068
35068
>>35067 |
>> | No. 35069
35069
I don't like the way that nuclear war is covered as spectacle by supposed experts in the field. How nuclear arms are treated like a fairground attraction or driving past a car-crash than taking an in-depth look at the systems and mindset behind it. I'd go as far as to say with the omissions that there's some intellectual dishonesty at work that seek to call it all madness and leave it at that. |
>> | No. 35070
35070
>>35069 |
>> | No. 35071
35071
>>35069 |
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35072
>>35071 |
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35073
>>35072 |
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35074
>>35071 |
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35076
>>35074 |
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35077
>>35070 |
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35079
>>35076 |
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35080
>>35079 |
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35081
>>35080 |
>> | No. 35082
35082
>Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia |
>> | No. 35083
35083
>>35081 |
>> | No. 35084
35084
>>35083 |
>> | No. 35085
35085
0ae38b491a2ac061d4e05d28b851000d.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Time for a new minor rants and piss-offs thread, I fear. |
>> | No. 35086
35086
Took my car to the car wash yesterday to get rid of all the pollen on it. |
>> | No. 35088
35088
Twice a fucking year the clocks change an hour back or forth, and both times the change throws out my internal clock and routine. It's now past 0400 in the morning, really 0300, when I would have been in bed hours ago if it all wasn't shifted forward like this. |
>> | No. 35089
35089
>>35088 |
>> | No. 35090
35090
1699223630976443.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Shake transitions are a crime against one-hundred-and-forty-or-so years of the motion picture. Anyone who uses them should be burried alive. |
>> | No. 35091
35091
>>35090 |
>> | No. 35093
35093
If I put a pair of headphones on my girlfriend will immediately increase her chances of trying to speak to me by about 300% and it's never anything important enough to pause my podcast, take my headphones off and listen. |
>> | No. 35094
35094
>>35093 |
>> | No. 35095
35095
My job is to work involves a lot of work with external organisations. One in particular is staffed with utterly useless, rude, infuriating and arrogant people. Any work shared with them is an utter ballache and they make everybody's life, and the work we jointly produce, much worse than it has to be because they're so fucking shit, vindictive and petty, and i don't understand why. |
>> | No. 35104
35104
I hate to give my (very busy) friend homework, but last night we tried playing a computer game together and it dropped immediately, every time. I haven't repeated the issue once in ten games with random strangers, so I think it either has to be him or it's a special kind of problem between our two networks. |
>> | No. 35105
35105
Everything about mobile internet is fucking shite and I hate it. When we got smartphones it was a big selling point that you get "the real internet" but that didn't last long did it. |
>> | No. 35108
35108
>>35105 |
>> | No. 35109
35109
>>35105 |
>> | No. 35110
35110
>>35109 |
>> | No. 35111
35111
I bought a house and my high flying friend is being a bit of a cunt since then. Never directly about the house but keeps implying I've somehow immediately become boring and he doesn't know me how he used to etc because I've moved to a slightly quieter place. |
>> | No. 35112
35112
"Is it urgent or can you wait two weeks?" |
>> | No. 35113
35113
>>35111 |
>> | No. 35114
35114
>>35113 |
>> | No. 35115
35115
>>35114 |
>> | No. 35117
35117
I've apparently go a message from a council housing platform. I haven't needed to use it for over a year. Their login details are a reference number and a "memorable date". Which clearly wasn't that memorable, since both I and my password manager have forgotten it. I did wonder if it was my date of birth, but apparently not. The password reset mechanism also doesn't appear to work. |
>> | No. 35118
35118
>>35117 |
>> | No. 35119
35119
People giving me looks when they see how much I eat making me feel like a greedy cunt. Even the same people who've complimented how much muscle I've put on or how much manual labour I've been doing still seem to expect me to eat like a desk jockey who hasn't set foot in a gym since signing up. I'm hungry fuck off. |
>> | No. 35120
35120
I met a Japanese woman at Finsbury today because it was a convenient spot for a walk in the park and she managed to have her brand new iPhone pickpocketed within 5 minutes. She was in a state over it given how much she spent on it and I had to look after her, call the police and try to calm her down. |
>> | No. 35121
35121
People who post political shit on instagram. I don't give a shit about conflicts between post-soviet shitholes and semitic sand-squabbles. I'm only here to see if you're getting up to anything fun in your own life, and to "slide into the DMs" of birds who told me I was old for asking them for their facebook. |
>> | No. 35122
35122
>>35120 |
>> | No. 35123
35123
>>35120 |
>> | No. 35124
35124
>>35122 |
>> | No. 35125
35125
So there's a new game in town when it comes to advertising a room: You don't just pay for premium but then you also need to spend £9.99 for a 'boost' for your ad to be seen. How silly of me to assume that I could just pay £25.99 for premium and get a premium service. I was getting worried after nearly a month where interest died right down but now my entire week is a mess of viewings and I'm having to be difficult with people trying to schedule slots in because all the good times are taken. |
>> | No. 35126
35126
>>35125 |
>> | No. 35127
35127
Every time I clean my bathroom, every time I scrub my toilet clean and spotless again, within 36 hours I will have had an explosive shit that ruined all my hard work. I don’t normally shit like one of those foam fire extinguishers, but if I have just cleaned my bathroom, it becomes inevitable every single time. |
>> | No. 35128
35128
I have witnessed littering today. |
>> | No. 35129
35129
Currys lost £100 of my business today. I was ordering a Razer mouse and a Razer keyboard. I went to pay but couldn't either delivered as even though the mouse was available for delivery, the keyboard was not. The store in town had the mouse but not the keyboard. The second nearest store had the keyboard but not the mouse. I couldn't get the missing item sent to the other store and get both items together. I couldn't even choose to pick one up from town and the other from the retail park. All I could do was travel 20 miles to pick them up together, or order them separately and collect from different stores with different orders. |
>> | No. 35130
35130
Bryan Adams has really got away with murder for most of his career. He is so shit and nobody seems to feel as strongly about this as I do. |
>> | No. 35131
35131
Bought a big bag of wine gums when I was getting my lunch. Told myself "I'll be sensible and just have a few, because last time I ate the lot in one sitting and got explosive diarrhoea". I am now the shamefaced owner of an empty bag of wine gums and I await my inevitable karmic punishment. |
>> | No. 35132
35132
>>35131 |
>> | No. 35133
35133
Why is it still cold? I wanna turn my bloody heating off or I'll never pay the winter usage back, but it's apparently 2 degrees out tonight. |
>> | No. 35134
35134
>>35133 |
>> | No. 35135
35135
>>35134 |
>> | No. 35136
35136
P_20150131_141311.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Those fucking two-step curry jars that lidl 'deluxe' does where you can't separate the plastic spice compartment from the jar lid. And then when you see if there's anything online on how to do it you just get some thick twat doing curry rating videos. |
>> | No. 35137
35137
>>35136 |
>> | No. 35138
35138
>>35136 |
>> | No. 35139
35139
>>35136 |
>> | No. 35140
35140
I swear my ex is incapiable of answering a direct question to the point I had to break up with her over that because after a while it became intollerable. |
>> | No. 35141
35141
>>35137 |
>> | No. 35142
35142
There's a pretty famous steamer called Northern Lion and when I found out he was actually northern it felt like being punched in the chest. |
>> | No. 35143
35143
>>35141 |
>> | No. 35144
35144
>>35143 |
>> | No. 35145
35145
Fucking dropshipper scum. Hang them. Hang them all. I want to buy new brake pads for my bike. Identifying the right kind was already a pain, but I did it. Oddly, you can only get them from eBay that I was willing to find. And everywhere on eBay, thousands of users, all promised I could get my new brake pads by next Tuesday. But I want them this weekend. They're all clearly just buying them from the same place and sending them to me to arrive by next Tuesday. Crooks. And I want them this weekend. I found one user who would apparently get them to me by Friday or Saturday, which is perfect. I paid 2-3 times what the cheapest seller was charging, payment was accepted, and now I am being told I will receive my delivery by next Tuesday. Fuckers. They'd better arrive on Saturday as promised, or I will crucify this seller and drill holes into him while he is alive and screaming, and I will enjoy doing it. Obviously if the brake pads arrive as promised, though, he will be my new best friend. |
>> | No. 35146
35146
>>35145 |
>> | No. 35147
35147
>>35146 |
>> | No. 35149
35149
>>35147 |
>> | No. 35150
35150
>>35149 |
>> | No. 35151
35151
>>35150 |
>> | No. 35152
35152
>>35150 |
>> | No. 35153
35153
Plugged my phone in to charge overnight. The cable worked itself loose, and I woke up to 3% battery. It apparently worked itself loose again when I got a text message earlier. |
>> | No. 35154
35154
>>35153 pick the gunk out of your charging socket with something sharp. |
>> | No. 35155
35155
Someone's clearly having a BBQ somehwere nearby, but I think they've forgotten the burgers and sausages because all I smell is smoke and it's all I have smelt for about two hours. |
>> | No. 35156
35156
>>35152 |
>> | No. 35157
35157
Phantom phone vibrations when you might not even have your phone in your pocket. |
>> | No. 35158
35158
>>35155 |
>> | No. 35159
35159
Just got fucking "shadowbanned" from a stream I've watched for about three years for saying "I don't think they're going to call the rozzers on him". Of course, the person I was responding to turned out to be a mod, so another mod came along, told me off and shitcanned me. |
>> | No. 35160
35160
>>35159 |
>> | No. 35161
35161
ozobvvmd29yc1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35160 |
>> | No. 35162
35162
>>35160 |
>> | No. 35163
35163
I've got too much shit in my pockets. I'm too cool to wear cargo trousers, but not cool enough to wear a shotter bag. It's alright in the winter when I've got coat pockets, but in warm weather I just don't know where to keep all my stuff. |
>> | No. 35164
35164
>>35163 |
>> | No. 35165
35165
>>35164 |
>> | No. 35166
35166
>>35165 |
>> | No. 35167
35167
After several days of really heavy activity, my body is slowly starting to realise what I've put it through. Trying to remember if I've hit the dose limit for ibuprofen or not. |
>> | No. 35168
35168
Mmm, yeah, that's right, you don't need to season or marinate this giant piece of pork. Yeah, just cook until the fat's not quite crisp but the meat's rubbery, mmm, lovely, yeah, put some of that shop bought apple sauce on there too, amazing. |
>> | No. 35171
35171
Some complete wanker has just got the hedge trimmer out. I guess it's summer then. |
>> | No. 35172
35172
>>35171 |
>> | No. 35174
35174
gm-9ab241a1-f529-4054-a768-79288afd7fa6-royal-mail.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Apparently they attempted delivery. Apparently. But I curiously I received an Amazon parcel on the same day and at the same time from an Amazon courier. This is something I needed to get today and was ordered last the weekend. Now I'm trying to reschedule delivery but that's not allowed on the system and I can't pick my parcel up from the delivery centre because that's not allowed. |
>> | No. 35175
35175
FSQcTNXXsAEAPzB.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() All day the weather report has been promising thunder and lightning. Now I check to see when exactly when it's happening and there's nothing, just a bit of rain. Every time with this shit. |
>> | No. 35176
35176
>>35175 |
>> | No. 35177
35177
>>35176 |
>> | No. 35178
35178
>>35174 |
>> | No. 35179
35179
My Mother passed away in February and we've been trying to get the name changed to my Father's for British Gas but it's now switched to "The Estate of my mother's name" and they've removed the home cover. |
>> | No. 35180
35180
>>35179 |
>> | No. 35181
35181
>>35180 |
>> | No. 35182
35182
>>35181 |
>> | No. 35183
35183
>>35182 |
>> | No. 35184
35184
I have a new foreign language teacher and I've come to the conclusion that she's just a bit shit. The academic I had before now was much better because he'd spent years studying the language and writing papers on its literature which meant that you got a lot more of the technical underpinning and cultural context along with the perspective of an outside learner. |
>> | No. 35185
35185
>>35184 |
>> | No. 35187
35187
I haven't had a kebab in weeks. I've recently moved, and it turns out that not only is there no takeaway in this place (the Chinese about 5 minutes walk away closed earlier this year), but it's just beyond the threshold of where Deliveroo will send people. It's possible that Uber might deliver here, but I don't have free delivery on Uber. Also, it turns out that following a recent policy change, I don't have free delivery on Deliveroo anymore either, and since not paying delivery fees was offsetting most of the cost of Prime I might as well knock that on the head too. |
>> | No. 35193
35193
I'm spending too much time online. I just thought to myself "uh, I hate that 'good morning' shite". |
>> | No. 35196
35196
I'm not the most commendable role model by any means, but at least I'm not one of the news organisations uploading footage to YouTube of reporters just talking about the video of female IDF soldiers being captured by Hamas, without including any of the actual footage, when I just want to have a wank. Bastards. |
>> | No. 35197
35197
>>35196 |
>> | No. 35204
35204
Yawning on the sofa, eyelids heavy and eyeballs burning. Climb into bed only to toss and turn for 2 hours. |
>> | No. 35205
35205
I haven't had a coffee in about two months. Not a drop of the stuff. But I just drank an entire pot, with milk and sugar, in the space of about an hour and I don't feel so great. From my stomach to my cerebelum I'm buzzing. |
>> | No. 35227
35227
"Podcasts" where the hosts are all on Skype connections of varying quality, wildly different audio levels, and there's a half seconddelay between everyone's speech so they keep tripping over each other and cutting each other off. |
>> | No. 35233
35233
447904049_7766436530102209_1937357136465003366_n.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It's very sad that Rob Burrow has died, but I find this sort of thing extremely crass. |
>> | No. 35234
35234
brum bruum brrruum.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >Ahhh now that the weather is clearer and people have opened their windows there's never been a better time to be a complete fucking faggot |
>> | No. 35238
35238
>>35234 |
>> | No. 35239
35239
>>35238 |
>> | No. 35240
35240
>>35238 |
>> | No. 35241
35241
>>35240 |
>> | No. 35242
35242
>>35241 |
>> | No. 35248
35248
Poor living room layouts in people whom I'd like to spend more time withs homes. |
>> | No. 35249
35249
>>35248 |
>> | No. 35253
35253
I'm firing off a ton of job applications at the moment, and had one where I had to answer 40 questions. Each one had three statements, you had to say which is most like you, and which is least like you. But they were done in such a way that no matter what you put you look shit. Like it'd be: |
>> | No. 35254
35254
>>35253 |
>> | No. 35255
35255
>>35248 |
>> | No. 35257
35257
Franklin Templeton do some extremely cheap ETFs but they only have a limited offering in some weird choices like Taiwan and South Korea. It simultaneously shows how much you get ripped off elsewhere but also limits your ability to do anything about it. |
>> | No. 35258
35258
I found out that a couple of years ago my old college was knocked down. Now, while there is a slight pang of nostalgia that yet another one of my former haunts has been turned into a new build estate, but I'm moreover annoyed because that means the massive new building constructed behind the original college was there for genuinely about 13 years. It had loads of media suites and a huge theatre and all kinds of great stuff and it was all right next to a train station. But then, presumably because the council are skint, it got sold off to developers and torn down. Such a massive waste and a rather sad reflection on how education is viewed as being tertiary to so much else. |
>> | No. 35259
35259
fuck off man.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Fuck off, man. |
>> | No. 35260
35260
>>35259 |
>> | No. 35261
35261
CaptureC.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35260 |
>> | No. 35262
35262
Untitled.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35261 |
>> | No. 35289
35289
I hate AI voice over narration in youtube documentaries. I refuse to spend time watching them if whoever made them didn't give it the time to have an actual human talking into a microphone. |
>> | No. 35290
35290
>>35289 |
>> | No. 35291
35291
>>35290 |
>> | No. 35292
35292
Why do I need to download 70GB of updates whenever I buy a game? Why can't developers just release a finished product? I find it hard to believe that there's 70GB worth of game-breaking bugs in the newer CoD Modern warfare game. |
>> | No. 35293
35293
>>35292 |
>> | No. 35294
35294
>>35292 |
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35295
>>35294 |
>> | No. 35296
35296
>>35295 |
>> | No. 35297
35297
>>35295 |
>> | No. 35298
35298
>>35297 |
>> | No. 35328
35328
Felix have reduced their cat food pouches from 100g to 85g and now my cats are always hungry, even when I give them an extra pouch to share. |
>> | No. 35329
35329
I did a small load of washing by hand today, now all I can smell is musty water. What the fuck, I mopped up most of the spillage with newspaper. I don't know where it's coming from. |
>> | No. 35330
35330
>>35329 |
>> | No. 35331
35331
>>35330 |
>> | No. 35337
35337
RGB lighting on computer components and peripherals. It seems like SteelSeries, Razer, Corsair, HyperX have RGB on all their mice and keyboards, each brand requiring its own software to manage it. I'm pricing up my first PC build and sometimes it's cheaper to get a version of a case or a cooler with RGB than lightless, but again I don't want to be fucking about with Mystic Light or Aura Creator to get all the lights synced up. I could just leave the lights as is and not care about coordination, but that'll annoy me. With some cases the non-RGB version only comes with an exhaust fan, the upgraded version with fans only comes in ARGB. Really do not understand why motherboards and RAM have RGB nowadays either. |
>> | No. 35338
35338
>>35337 |
>> | No. 35344
35344
>>35337 |
>> | No. 35346
35346
>>35337 |
>> | No. 35364
35364
I don't get bad hay fever but honestly Mugwort can fuck right off. My nostrils are on fire with the recent bloom we've had. |
>> | No. 35375
35375
>>35346 |
>> | No. 35378
35378
>>35337 |
>> | No. 35382
35382
e21bede0-477d-11ef-b74b-5f98efd74680.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The BBC keep using this image in articles about skills and it drives me fucking mental. |
>> | No. 35383
35383
The butts in the video for Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back" are tiny. |
>> | No. 35384
35384
I needed to email Manchester City Council about 18 months ago. Now, my account has expired and I need to re-register. I think it's actually just been outsourced to a new company, and that's why my password no longer works. I registered a new account, but I need to verify my email address by doing something with an email. The email has not arrived. Yes, I have typed it correctly. Why is everything such utter shit? |
>> | No. 35385
35385
>>35383 |
>> | No. 35386
35386
Wrigley wasn't kidding about that "mild laxative effect", was he? |
>> | No. 35387
35387
>>35386 |
>> | No. 35388
35388
>>35387 |
>> | No. 35406
35406
Trimmed my pubes down much more than normal last night. It definitely looks bigger, but ultimately I have to concede that it's a bit like putting a body kit on a Fiat Punto. |
>> | No. 35407
35407
What the flying fuck? I just went to watch this years Glastonbury stuff on the iPlayer and it's already gone, just some hour long highlight packages. I know I'm kind of late, but what a pisstake. |
>> | No. 35408
35408
>>35388 |
>> | No. 35409
35409
>>35408 |
>> | No. 35423
35423
I ordered takeaway on an app, payment was taken from my card, the order was cancelled and refunded to app credit. I placed a different order, and it again took payment from my card rather than using the app credit. |
>> | No. 35424
35424
>>35423 |
>> | No. 35425
35425
Everything went fine at work today and then I forgot to clock out, like a total dick. |
>> | No. 35426
35426
0bf137e6-cdc0-47d4-bf12-f611404f74d6-1650324950.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm starting to think the people who say 'crabs in a bucket mindset' are also crabs in a bucket. |
>> | No. 35427
35427
>>35426 |
>> | No. 35428
35428
>>35426 |
>> | No. 35429
35429
The thing about the crustacean container mentality is that it implicitly supports the idea of this bootstrap pulling, meritocratic cult of social mobility. Which, frankly, is a lie. Even if social mobility was as real as we want to believe, it stands to reason that we can't all dig ourselves out and ascend to respectable professional office wanker status. The fundamental fact of the matter always remains, and it's the one thing rightoids (and liberals who think they're not rightoids, but they are) will never actually grapple with: |
>> | No. 35430
35430
>>35429 |
>> | No. 35431
35431
>>35430 |
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35432
>>35431 |
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35433
>>35430 |
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35434
>>35432 |
>> | No. 35435
35435
>>35433 |
>> | No. 35437
35437
>>35430 |
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35438
>>35434 |
>> | No. 35439
35439
>>35429 |
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35440
>>35429 |
>> | No. 35441
35441
>>35440 |
>> | No. 35442
35442
w9we8j34iw.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35441 |
>> | No. 35443
35443
>>35442 |
>> | No. 35444
35444
>>35443 |
>> | No. 35445
35445
>>35444 |
>> | No. 35446
35446
1259722_1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Royal Mail have delivered my parcel. This is quite a surprise as I can see it was photographed delivery with my address clearly on the package but not my bloody door in the picture. |
>> | No. 35447
35447
Ordered some cat litter and food over the weekend, was meant to be delivered yesterday around midday. At 12:40 we got a message saying they can't deliver that day anymore and will investigate and deliver today. I went on Evri live chatbot who said it'll come today. I rang Evri customer services and spoke to phonebot who said they're investigating why it can't be delivered and to contact the retailer for a refund or replacement. I couldn't find an Evri human to talk to to elaborate on what happened. |
>> | No. 35448
35448
730a79535ecd38b51811cc19b57a2bf551711ac7r1-500-208.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() My house when newspapers stop pretending this week's TikTok trend should be covered like it was a society wide shift on par with the invention of crop farming. |
>> | No. 35449
35449
Never should have watched that video about trans women and experimental music. Fucked the whole of my recommendations. |
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35456
Met a lady, became friends, did it with a condom a couple of times. Tonight, we agreed it was fine because we've both been tested, and I'm literally saying "I'm going to 'kerploof' inside you" and she says "Kerploof inside me", and I start kerploofing - and the moment I do, she pushes me off and says "Don't kerploof in me, did you just kerploof in me?" |
>> | No. 35457
35457
hucknallnottinghamshireuk13th-january-2015-aldi-fo.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Over a week later I've finally confronted my fear for people coming to my house by attempting to order a new fridge delivery, only to find the online payment system requires texted-code confirmation just-in-case Curries.co.uk is a scam. The bank seems to have given out my old phone number, there's no option to change numbers and you cannot progress without supplying the code. |
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>>35456 |
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>>35457 |
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>>35456 |
>> | No. 35461
35461
Why the fuck are batteries so bloody expensive now. You used to get those big 24 packs for a fiver or less, now it's nearing a tenner just for a normal pack of four AAs. What's going on? |
>> | No. 35462
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>>35461 |
>> | No. 35463
35463
I moved some investments between ETFs in a Lifetime ISA today but the numbers weren't perfectly divisible so I've ended up with more cash than I need to cover fees for the rest of the year but less than what it would be worthwhile to invest. So I've got about £80 just sitting around inflating away until April. This is incredibly annoying and I'll be looking at until April. |
>> | No. 35464
35464
>>35461 |
>> | No. 35465
35465
It's the very day my final phone contract payment is due, and what do you know, I've woken up to find a big green line down one side of the screen. |
>> | No. 35466
35466
I always keep my phone in the bottom right pocket of my cargo shorts in summer, of which I own several pairs. Every other time I get in my car, my phone falls out of that pocket because I forgot to button it or the velcro strip on the pocket flap is worn out. Most of the time, the phone then just falls in the gap between the seat and the B pillar, which is awkward enough, but it has happened that it fell on the ground next to my car. I'm worried that I'll lose my phone at some point because I don't notice it falling out. |
>> | No. 35468
35468
Have either of you two ever been to a smart repair shop where they actually said they could help you? I've gone to several of them over the years with relatively minor dents and scrapes in my cars, and they always said sorry, can't help you, that'll need a full paint. Is that a sales strategy where they bait you with the possibility of smart repair but then they always try to talk you into a regular paint job? |
>> | No. 35473
35473
Yknow what as much as we knock Microsoft for changing things pointlessly from one version to the next, they have at least remained relatively consistent over the years. Windows still works more or less the same way it has all the way back since '95 or so, and really all that changes is where they hid the menu option you wanted, and it doesn't take long to find again. |
>> | No. 35474
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>>35473 |
>> | No. 35475
35475
Light entertainment has started becoming unwatchable since they started letting the special needs comedians out of their box. I don't understand who benefits from this. Is this a emperor's new clothes scenario where everyone thinks they are awful but everyone is too polite to say, or am I some kind of humourless bigoted arsehole. |
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>>35475 |
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>> | No. 35483
35483
I sat down at my computer at 9 to drink a cup of tea and do duolingo before I went to the gym. It's now gone midnight because I decided to piss about on the internet. How do I stop this happening in future? |
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rosie jones types normally.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35487 |
>> | No. 35491
35491
Yanks are mental. |
>> | No. 35492
35492
Zombies or anything zombie-esque should be banned from being video game enemies for the next ten years, at least. I'm so fucking bored of undead who go "blegh" and run straight towards you. Even if you need an enemy who does that, can't you think of something more interesting? Even a reanimated skeleton would be more interesting because you can have them fall apart into individual bones, Ray Harryhausen style, once they're re-killed. |
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>>35492 |
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>>35492 |
>> | No. 35504
35504
I wanted a grapefruit knife. Why yes, I do already own a spoon, but fuck you. You can't buy a grapefruit knife anywhere that isn't Amazon, whom I don't like and avoid whenever I can. I successfully avoided them once again, buying a grapefruit knife online from a website that offered me free postage if I spent over £50. I need more kitchen stuff, so I spent about an hour spending £50 on kitchen shite. So it all worked out in the end, and I have no need to keep ranting. |
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>>35504 |
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>>35504 |
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35507
It would be hard to overstate how badly shrinkflated my order from the local kebabs, chicken and burgers takeaway had been. They have lost a loyal customer this evening. |
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>>35507 |
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>>35506 |
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>>35509 |
>> | No. 35511
35511
Nothing boils my piss more than when somebody gives you incomplete or outright incorrect information, and then acts like you're the idiot for taking that in good faith and ending up confused about something. |
>> | No. 35512
35512
For the second time in a month Royal Mail have delivered a parcel to the wrong address. This time it was last scanned at a depot in Birmingham for some reason and now marked as delivered - unfortunately I ordered off AliExpress so my claim was met with a 'fuck off, the carrier says it was delivered'. |
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>>35512 |
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35514
Google have rolled out a 'Find My Device Network' service and it's effectively compulsory. Every user is opted in after a 3-day period where a link to opt-out takes you to a page where google asks permission to use your location data - when you say no it takes you to an FAQ page rather than letting you opt-out. There is an option to turn off your own feature in privacy settings but nothing to stop your phone's bluetooth being used as a node to locate other devices. This isn't made clear at all. |
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>>35514 |
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>>35504 |
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>>35518 |
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>>35514 |
>> | No. 35522
35522
What actually is the appeal of Paddy McGuiness? Why do the BBC keep giving him shoes? Why have they given him a Radio 2 slot? |
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>>35522 |
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>>35522 |
>> | No. 35526
35526
Over the past week I have been pecking at a thing for work, and despite following the instructions in the documentation to the letter, I still can't get the thing to do what it's supposed to. Usually, when it comes to random person in the middle of nowhere vs trillion-dollar company, the assumption is that you haven't found a bug, you're just doing it wrong, but I even threw the first effort out and made doubly sure I was following the instructions to the letter, and the thing still doesn't work. |
>> | No. 35527
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>>35526 |
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>>35527 |
>> | No. 35540
35540
People can be bloody annoying. |
>> | No. 35541
35541
sddefault.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm using an old laptop I've not used in a few years and it's got F.Lux installed. For those young people in the audience it's a programme that changes the colour temperature of your screen as daylight shifts. |
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Angry Lee Lee.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35542 |
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>>35544 |
>> | No. 35546
35546
I wanted to cut out a small section of a picture on my phone. You have no idea how long it took me to find a simple photo editor that has the basic select, cut and paste option that even MSPaint has had since the fucking 90s. You can do automatic background removal and overlay transparencies very easily, but if you just want to manually cut out one bit? Nope. I really hate it when software manages to both overcomplicate and oversimplify at the same time. |
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>>35546 |
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>>35544 |
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paint.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35547 |
>> | No. 35550
35550
Fuck sake. Today I bought a game as a guest from a digital store. Except, for some damn reason, I chose this opportunity out of all of them to, incorrectly, write my email address ending .com, not .co.uk, like I have done for the past 16 years, probably tens of thousands of times. Most of those times, it wouldn't have cost me a penny either. The file was immediately downloadable from the website too, but the serial number needed to register the game is on the email, so I've just got a little useless file in my downloads folder now. I've contacted support explaining what I did, so hopefully I can provide them with enough evidence that I did buy the game, and they'll consider who would go through this much trouble trying to scam free serial number for a game no one plays that only cost a tenner? It'll probably get sorted, but it's frustrating turning something so simple into a minor ballache becuase of such a daft mistake. |
>> | No. 35551
35551
>>35550 |
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>>35551 |
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35555
Matrix Games.png ![]() ![]() ![]() They sent the serial number at twenty-past-nine and registered the add-on with my account after just one email. |
>> | No. 35573
35573
I ordered some work boots last Wednesday from a site that isn't Amazon, with the promise of "fast UK delivery". They still haven't posted them. 4.7 Trustpilot score my arse. |
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35574
>>35573 |
>> | No. 35579
35579
A sour, sickly smell of open sewer is wafting through my bathroom vents and has keeped me awake all night. If I turn on the extraction fan, the smell somehow collects and contains in the bathroom, marinading amongs my towels and toothbrushes. If I open a window while the extraction fan is on, the additional air dilutes the smell in the bathroom but a draft wafts the smell through the gaps in my wonkey internal doors, through the kitchen and into my bedsit. |
>> | No. 35580
35580
>>35579 |
>> | No. 35581
35581
I can't remember the last time I had a conversation with someone IRL who didn't want something from me. Every time my phone rings it's some cunt asking for a favour. Maybe it's the result of a vicious cycle of misanthropy and avoidance, maybe this is just what life is like when you're my age, maybe I should take it as a compliment, but it's fucking annoying. |
>> | No. 35582
35582
Napoli and Koln having different names in English because of French, I think. The latter I'm being a bit contrarian about, but Napoli is just what I default to calling it because of the football team. |
>> | No. 35583
35583
>>35581 |
>> | No. 35584
35584
I don't understand why every public viewing spot in London have to have some twat with a boombox ruining it for everyone. I see it a lot these days and it's getting more common, both static and people walking around blaring shit music. We're supposedly under constant surveillance but this isn't immediately dealt with despite the damage it must be doing to what's left of the capitals tourist reputation. I think I can grasp why it's always one or two men without any women around them though, because they don't want to be tied down innit. |
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>>35584 |
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35586
I cracked packs of my three regular meds, and only got the leaflet in the way once. This is an improvement on last month, where I got the leaflet in all three. (There are published strategies for this game, and they are wrong.) |
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>>35586 |
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35589
Snippy bank employee boiled my piss today. |
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>>35589 |
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>>35598 |
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>>35601 |
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>>35601 |
>> | No. 35604
35604
Burpees. That's all. Burpees can get fucked. |
>> | No. 35625
35625
I bought one of those 8BitDo controllers. I'm not posting in /101/ because of anything the controller has done, but because 1) I quickly realised there aren't many controller games I'm interested in playing and 2) Skyrim just plain doesn't recognise about a quarter of the buttons on the controller. As in I don't even have the option to bind shouts or sprinting to a button, those in-game actions simply aren't listed in the controls. There's a mod for it, obviously, but it's still taking the piss that I need one at all. |
>> | No. 35630
35630
Outlook mail app displaying your emails as annoying conversation threads so you can inadvertently end up just e-mailing yourself if you press reply because you were the last person to respond. |
>> | No. 35631
35631
I don't terribly mind being stuck in a queue at the Post Office behind a queue of pissy old coffin dodgers. They're lonely, they want a chat, fine. What I do mind is their inability to put a card into a card reader the right way around without instructions and at least three attempts. We've had Chip and Pin for eighteen years now, you can't act like this is newfangled technology. |
>> | No. 35643
35643
Mot failed meaning a fair bit of repairs, and car insurance is due. I've blow through all my money this month and I got paid 4 days ago. |
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35644
>>35643 |
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>>35644 |
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>>35644 |
>> | No. 35654
35654
Multiple people have asked me if I ever want to have children. I'm not sure how to answer that one when you're in your mid-30s, saying yes when you're surrounded by people with kids is a bit sad so I'm usually coy about it. |
>> | No. 35655
35655
I once again find myself having to mess about doing flat viewings and advertisements on Spareroom. This time for both my own room and finding a new place because I don't want to get stuck holding the bag on a room if my housemate can't pull her finger out. |
>> | No. 35656
35656
My phone has the voicemail message notification that you can't dismiss, but when I tap it to call my voicemail I don't have any messages. |
>> | No. 35657
35657
my energy suppliers response to ofgem fines for mishadling customer complaints is to pump white noise down the phone for 30 minuites when you call to talk to them. |
>> | No. 35658
35658
I feel like I have barely turned the heating off all year. |
>> | No. 35660
35660
I keep getting calls on my landline phone from people asking to speak to a local HVAC and plumbing business. I've looked it up, and sure enough, their phone number is almost identical, but mine ends with "45" while theirs ends with "54". It's a minor annoyance, but it keeps happening every few weeks. One morning just after 7:30, I got a call from somebody who said his boiler wouldn't start and his shower was cold, and if I could come. I was still half asleep and almost said, "Why would I come and fix your boiler?". But then I remembered. |
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35661
>>35660 |
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>>35663 |
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>>35665 |
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>>35665 |
>> | No. 35668
35668
Thankfully it's stopped coming into my bathroom but the smell from my drain is really fucking bad. I'm becoming confused about what's causing it - last year I thought it was an upstairs neighbour flushing copious food debris down their sink, the smell having ceased as they did doing so. Then that almighty sewerage smell coming in off the wind with apparently no food-debris assosiation. Now there's regularly a handful of milk soaked cerial back in the drain, the smell I assume from which is preventing me from opening my windows. |
>> | No. 35669
35669
>>35668 |
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35670
>>35668 |
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35671
>>35669 |
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35672
>>35671 |
>> | No. 35675
35675
There's a fucking guy from the shop next door who comes banging on and shouting through the letterbox of the block of bedsits I live within. He's calling for 'sanji' or someone (I find it hard to understand as he speaks with an Indian accent), has even asked me once to let him in so he can call on one of the doors. |
>> | No. 35676
35676
wait.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() They upscaled the video for the Yeah Yeah Yeah's Maps and it looks like fucking shit. |
>> | No. 35704
35704
I follow adult models on Instagram to see if it stirs my loins (it generally doesn't). There's one who is a fairly pretty English fat girl. And she posts herself in lingerie, sometimes with other women. All fine. |
>> | No. 35705
35705
Did this fucking geezer really just say "fat faggot face"? I'm just going to assume it's a word filter and carry on regardless, but otherwise that's very embarrassing, even for a man who wanks to fat lasses on Insta'. |
>> | No. 35706
35706
Screenshot 2024-10-17 115905.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35705 |
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35707
>>35704 |
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35708
>>35707 |
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35709
>>35708 |
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>>35705 |
>> | No. 35711
35711
There's also one whose content is sort of SFW POV as Insta doesn't allow porn and she's a very beautiful chubby MILF but she always makes posts about not cleaning her bum before anal and says stuff like "when the delivery man gets the parcel dirty at the front door" just loads of those. |
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>>35711 |
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>>35712 |
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>>35712 |
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>>35714 |
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>>35714 |
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>>35716 |
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>>35717 |
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>>35718 |
>> | No. 35720
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il_fullxfull.3000158545_a4ht.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35719 |
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>>35719 |
>> | No. 35724
35724
Channel 4 are giving me my first bout of 2010's nostalgia by once again having the shittest media player in online streaming. Not only did my account vanish, meaning I had to make a new one despite having last used it about 8 weeks previously, just now I had to open "picture-in-picture" mode in my browser and press play there to get the show I'm trying to stream to actually start, like it's some kind of old lawnmower you have to kick just right to get it rolling. |
>> | No. 35725
35725
>>35724 |
>> | No. 35726
35726
I can't get a consistent 4G signal virtually anywhere lately. All it usually means is I have listen to the BBC World Service in fits and starts when I'm shopping, but this still seems very poor for a first world country in 2024. I was walking up and down looking for a signal, like it was the olden days, to check some train times today. I don't exactly live in an urban metropolis, but it's hardly the isolated wilds of Cumbria or something either. |
>> | No. 35729
35729
fuck off.png ![]() ![]() ![]() This fucking puzzle, man. It's total bollocks. It's absolute bullshit. Supposedly, it is a "classic logic puzzle", but I'd never heard of it and also it's just absolute shite. Fuck off. |
>> | No. 35730
35730
>>35729 |
>> | No. 35731
35731
Had a Tesla in front of me in traffic just now with an Apple logo sticker on the bootlid. |
>> | No. 35732
35732
>>35729 |
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35733
>>35729 |
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35734
>>35731 |
>> | No. 35737
35737
I found a nice flat but the new landlord wants a reference. I went to my current letting agency and asked them for a reference thinking it was all good but they refuse to give me one until the contract is signed with the tenant replacing me. The hold up is the landlord needs to sign the contract. Something he still needs to do despite me giving him money because apparently he needs to be compensated for his time which he's clearly not doing. |
>> | No. 35738
35738
>>35737 |
>> | No. 35739
35739
I hate raking leaves. There's loads of tall, deciduous trees in the back garden here, and during the rest of the year they make the back garden a beautiful place, but it's a lot of work every autumn getting the leaves raked off the grass. And put into 120-litre bin bags. Some years, I've taken as many as ten of those bags to the tip. |
>> | No. 35740
35740
>>35739 |
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35741
>>35740 |
>> | No. 35742
35742
Bugger, I've lost my debit card. No problem, I'll just go online, freeze it, report it missing and get a new one... |
>> | No. 35743
35743
I moved a few months ago. Deliveroo have given me a bunch of discounts, which would be nice, except apparently hardly anyone delivers here. There is exactly one place open, and they aren't opted into the discount. |
>> | No. 35744
35744
It's always upsetting when a 6 Music DJ I don't like comes back from some time-off. |
>> | No. 35745
35745
>>35744 |
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35746
>>35744 |
>> | No. 35747
35747
If I hear one more person say it's "gone really cold all of a sudden" despite it having been the same temperature for weeks now, I'll have a stroke. |
>> | No. 35748
35748
Do people in office jobs understand the level of unskilled migration to the country? It's insane, irritating to work with, bad for social services and half of them are just as racist as us lot in their own ways. |
>> | No. 35749
35749
>>35748 |
>> | No. 35750
35750
Multiple times over the past week or so I've attempted to access webpages that were at least visitable three or four years ago, but are now "unable to be found". Someone pick up the time-phone and let Tim Berners-Lee know not to bother, or DARPA, whoever. |
>> | No. 35751
35751
>>35750 |
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35752
>>35748 |
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35753
>>35752 |
>> | No. 35754
35754
My reading glasses are my constant companion now. Which isn't unusual at age 50, but it's really been creeping up about the last one or two years. To the point that I now can't focus at all at what most people would call a normal reading distance. Casually reading a magazine or newspaper without my reading glasses has become almost impossible. I'm also now one of those people in the supermarket who holds items at arm's length to read the label. |
>> | No. 35755
35755
>>35754 |
>> | No. 35758
35758
People saying all day long that they can't believe it's already November. |
>> | No. 35759
35759
>>35758 |
>> | No. 35762
35762
I don't think I'm the only guitar nerd here, but I doubt the other two of you are as much of a tedious nerd about it as I am. |
>> | No. 35763
35763
Went out for Sunday lunch yesterday at a posh gastropub. It was overpriced, it wasn't that nice and now I've got the shits. |
>> | No. 35764
35764
I miss websites so much. We really don't appreciate what we have until it's gone. It's like how all the invertibrates are dead now. |
>> | No. 35765
35765
>>35764 |
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35766
>>35764 |
>> | No. 35767
35767
Went for a blood test this morning and fainted. I'm not sure how long I was out for, but there was absolute pandemonium going on when I came around. Not my favourite way to spend a morning. |
>> | No. 35768
35768
Dear HMCTS, |
>> | No. 35769
35769
I forgot my bank password and now I have to go there tomorrow to reset it. I know for a fact that when I get there, they'll just redirect me to the app, and I know for certain that the app will make doing whatever I want to do as convoluted and confusing and infuriating as possible. What's even the point of physical banks anymore? I'm pretty sure they don't even keep money in them anymore. |
>> | No. 35770
35770
My 5 year old nephew has his own non-disposable Costa© cup, which annoys me. |
>> | No. 35771
35771
>>35769 |
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35772
>>35771 |
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35773
>>35771 |
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35774
>>35773 |
>> | No. 35775
35775
A couple of events I've been following still haven't announced their schedule for next year, despite it now being well past the point of the year where these are normally announced. Meanwhile, I have a court case ongoing and have been asked for availability for the next 9 months. |
>> | No. 35776
35776
Stalker 2 is out today, but not until 4pm, with no pre-load. So that's me not playing it til fucking tomorrow isn't it. |
>> | No. 35777
35777
>>35776 |
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35778
>>35777 |
>> | No. 35780
35780
umm akchually do you even like cumming.png ![]() ![]() ![]() At some point in this thread I've definitely complained about forum questions getting responses that amount to "that's actually not a problem/your problem is actually not that/I'm smarter than you, you fucking peon". However, I never expected to see that exact thing happening in The Guardian's "Sexual Healing" column. Obviously there are lots of different ways to cum, but you were specifically fucking asked about penetrative sex, you bastard. The rest of the column is similarly unhelpful. |
>> | No. 35781
35781
>>35780 |
>> | No. 35782
35782
Recently put a mesh wifi setup in my house. It's fine. It's faster than the router I got from my ISP and covers the house better. |
>> | No. 35783
35783
>>35782 |
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35784
>>35783 |
>> | No. 35785
35785
When I order a repeat prescription, I get a text message from the chemist saying "your prescription is ready for collection", but only about half the time. It'd be better if they didn't bother with the text messages at all, because it just causes more confusion. |
>> | No. 35786
35786
>>35785 |
>> | No. 35787
35787
Why do the powers that be make it so BASTARD DIFFICULT for a young person to get a proper ID? Ideally i would like a to get my passport renewed so I escape this hellhole but after 3 attempts at getting my identity verified its still saying the person that iv picked to verify me 'dose not fit the criteria'. So i thought Id try getting a provisional license so at least I can move out of my mum's shitty little flat but it says I either need a valid passport or a referee to confirm my identity so im back to square zero. |
>> | No. 35788
35788
image_2024-12-02_095821615.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35787 |
>> | No. 35789
35789
>>35788 |
>> | No. 35790
35790
Just had a tradesman around to do a quote. I know it's silly, but I cannot stand strangers poking around my house. Having some hairy-arsed builder in my bedroom just makes my skin crawl. |
>> | No. 35791
35791
Morrisons have apparently merged their two separate delivery operations, and now I can't book a slot for next-day delivery. |
>> | No. 35792
35792
I went to the shop to buy myself a meal deal and some sweeties as I have a project I want to do tonight. I forgot to get the sandwich. |
>> | No. 35793
35793
c31.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35792 |
>> | No. 35794
35794
no-smoking-sign-forbidden-sign-icon-isolated-on-wh.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() My fucking shared house neighbour is smoking on the doorstep regularly, again. For the past 10 days or so I've been dreaming of smoking and have considered buying a pack. 3 days ago I found my room is filling with smoke from my neighbour smoking on our shared doorstep. What's worse is it's at fucking 04:30 every morning. I'm having to get up after him, open all the windows to the cold jsut to breath fresh. |
>> | No. 35795
35795
>>35794 |
>> | No. 35796
35796
Not that I have a huge sample size to base this judgement on, but everyone I've met who believes, or claims to believe, in "manifesting" only does so in regard to getting a new car or a pay rise. The moment an immediate challenge rears it's ugly head manifesting goes out the window. From then on it's disaster o'clock and any positive mental attitude is ill-regarded. |
>> | No. 35797
35797
>>35794 |
>> | No. 35798
35798
19wejakqDD.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I used to have south-west facing windows in a flat I used to live in. Which is lovely in mid-winter when it's dark and miserable outside, but in mid-summer, it sometimes felt like a fucking sauna. Heat insulation wasn't great, which you could mitigate in winter by turning up the heat, but in mid-summer, it could get uncomfortable. |
>> | No. 35799
35799
greb comics shit and unfunny.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Facebook keeps recommending "Greb Comics" to me. They are the least funny comics I have ever seen. They are twee and cutesy, but I don't think they're even trying to be funny, nor to say anything at all. |
>> | No. 35800
35800
>>35799 |
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35801
>>35799 |
>> | No. 35802
35802
>>35799 |
>> | No. 35803
35803
>>35800 |
>> | No. 35804
35804
Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Spending my Friday night carefully removing labels from a wool hat and gloves without damaging the yarn. It's annoying how people are okay with walking around with an advertisement on their forehead but it's also hard to find quality goods without them. |
>> | No. 35805
35805
>>35804 |
>> | No. 35806
35806
>>35804 |
>> | No. 35807
35807
>>35806 |
>> | No. 35808
35808
Still rockin' the plain fruity looms, lads. You should get in on it, they're reasonably made and cost under £5 each - https://www.fruit.com/ |
>> | No. 35809
35809
>>35808 |
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35810
>>35809 |
>> | No. 35811
35811
I have an issue with a parcel delivered today. Unfortunately, it was handled by Evri, who have made themselves uncontactable. Their "contact us" page offers a chat and a phone line, but neither of them are of any use. |
>> | No. 35812
35812
>>35808 |
>> | No. 35813
35813
>>35811 |
>> | No. 35814
35814
Salespeople who are more interested in upselling you than they care about what you actually need. I've found it happens all the time. |
>> | No. 35815
35815
Base rate went down 6 November, Santander are only applying it to my tracker mortgage from 2 December. |
>> | No. 35816
35816
Sure, mum, just tell me six days before Christmas you "don't like beef". Great. Thanks. |
>> | No. 35817
35817
Thought I'd spilt some drops of water on my the feet of my desk. Only it wasn't. It wasn't water at all... |
>> | No. 35818
35818
Here Without You, a mopey ballad by 3 Doors Down, has more than twice as many views as Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down, a stone-cold banger. |
>> | No. 35819
35819
>>35818 |
>> | No. 35820
35820
The peak of my travel hell today was when I went to scan the pdf train ticket on my phone at the barriers and my Google Wallet decided to 'helpfully' ping. It doesn't even have a transit card attached so now I've just got a one-way scan sitting on my bank card. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with that besides go fuck myself. |
>> | No. 35821
35821
I nipped out to the Tesco Express just for some cans of coke and last minute beers. Wasn't going to bother but thought fuck it may as well. |
>> | No. 35822
35822
>>35820 |
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35823
>>35820 |
>> | No. 35825
35825
>>35823 |
>> | No. 35826
35826
>>35822 |
>> | No. 35827
35827
Kids who call their parents by their first names. |
>> | No. 35828
35828
I live in a quiet town in Kent, and at about 9pm I went out for a smoke, and ended up getting a wrap from the only takeaway, because I didn't want to start dipping into any of the limited stock my mum told me we had. |
>> | No. 35829
35829
>>35828 |
>> | No. 35831
35831
Looks like timescape model of the universe might be on to a winner and will soon become the consensus among astrophysicists. |
>> | No. 35832
35832
>>35831 |
>> | No. 35833
35833
>>35831 |
>> | No. 35834
35834
People who, for weeks, were complaining that the Christmas stress was getting to them, and that they couldn't wait for it to be over, and now they are complaining that Christmas is almost over and they didn't get to enjoy it as much as they hoped. Just make up your minds. |
>> | No. 35835
35835
>>35834 |
>> | No. 35836
35836
steve.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It doesn't seem right to post this in the Christmas thread. However, I wanted to whinge about Steven Moffat, after mentioning in that thread that we should have him killed. This way, at least, the court will hear my side of the story when I'm in the dock. |
>> | No. 35837
35837
>>35836 |
>> | No. 35838
35838
There are a lot of people out there who like popcorn and they're very good at making popcorn that's popular with other fans of popcorn. They can even make popcorn better than a Michelin star chef could - they add more salt and butter, they know exactly how long to microwave the bag, how to shake it before it goes in just right so all the kernels pop. None of that's covered in culinary school. But it's not good for you to eat nothing but popcorn. They couldn't make a nutritious meal, they can't work the same ingredients in other ways, for other dishes. There's no understanding of balance or subtlety, contrast or meaning. There's very little effort, knowledge or risk going into it, just very specific steps to make a particularly moreish variant of popcorn. But they and their fans will get very angry at the suggestion they're not the same as Michelin star chefs. They're both making food, aren't they? Just look at all their admirers, cramming their greasy maws with popcorn. Clearly, if anything, they're better than professionally trained chefs - they're more popular, after all. I expect you realise I'm not talking about food. |
>> | No. 35839
35839
>>35838 |
>> | No. 35840
35840
>>35838 |
>> | No. 35841
35841
I don't think it matters what the analogy is actually about; it applies to so many different things in life. |
>> | No. 35842
35842
>>35838 |
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35843
>>35842 |
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35844
>>35843 |
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35845
>>35843 |
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35846
>>35841 |
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35847
>>35846 |
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35848
>>35847 |
>> | No. 35849
35849
I didn't realise Steven Moffat posted here. |
>> | No. 35850
35850
>>35849 |
>> | No. 35851
35851
I love AliExpress more than I love my own mother, but they have one very annoying quirk. They send you update emails for each item, not for each order or package. There's at least five emails per item between confirming the order and confirming delivery, often more. I recently made an order with 73 items and forgot to turn off email updates. My inbox is fucked. |
>> | No. 35858
35858
People need to keep their fucking new years resolutions to themselves. |
>> | No. 35859
35859
>>35858 |
>> | No. 35860
35860
>>35859 |
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35861
>>35860 |
>> | No. 35863
35863
>>35861 |
>> | No. 35866
35866
I keep getting this urge to describe things I don't like as "pure gash", but it would sound like such a strange affectation coming out of my mouth that I mustn't let it happen. |
>> | No. 35874
35874
A month ago I visited a pal in London. He, generously, offered to let me stay in the flat he shares with his wife. Instead I opted to book a hotel for myself, so I could wake up hours earlier than they were going to, listen to a podcast in the shower and generally just do my own thing for in the morning. But one of those things I was planning on doing was having IBS. I've barely shat straight for three years now, so much so that the previous visits I've made over the their place, when I did stay in their flat, I've fasted the day before, because I couldn't count on not obliterating their toilet. |
>> | No. 35881
35881
>>35874 |
>> | No. 35884
35884
>>35881 |
>> | No. 35885
35885
>>35874 |
>> | No. 35897
35897
I should have asked Santa for an Intel B580 12GB, because besides magic it doesn't look like I'm finding one for sale any time soon. |
>> | No. 35898
35898
>>35897 |
>> | No. 35899
35899
>>35898 |
>> | No. 35900
35900
>>35899 |
>> | No. 35901
35901
>>35899 |
>> | No. 35902
35902
>>35898 |
>> | No. 35903
35903
>>35902 |
>> | No. 35907
35907
Royal Mail have become very slipshod with their delivery around here. It's happened twice in just a few weeks that I had a letter in the post that was pretty clearly addressed to one of my neighbours. One of those times, while absent mindedly going through my mail, I opened the letter, and only realised that it wasn't for me when it turned out to be an invoice for over £180 that my neighbour owed to somebody. It was then more than a bit awkward to go over to my neighbour and explain the situation, as he's somebody that I don't normally have anything to do with. Also, a while ago, I got a letter that was addressed to somebody with the same street name and house number as mine, except they appeared to live in Manchester, and the postcode wasn't even remotely similar to mine. I live in the South. Still not sure how that could have happened. |
>> | No. 35909
35909
Lex Fridman.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It's like he has the mind of a teenager. How do these people end up with 3 hours podcasts being watched by millions people? |
>> | No. 35910
35910
>>35907 |
>> | No. 35911
35911
>>35910 |
>> | No. 35912
35912
>>35909 |
>> | No. 35913
35913
People who always complain that "there's no snow anymore in winter"... and then when we do get a few days worth of snow and freezing temperatures, they are the first to moan about "the chaos". |
>> | No. 35914
35914
spam.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I may need to implement a filter. |
>> | No. 35915
35915
>>35914 |
>> | No. 35916
35916
>>35915 |
>> | No. 35917
35917
>>35916 |
>> | No. 35918
35918
The neighbour's cat keeps leaving dead, half chewed mice on my doorstep. Sometimes the entire mouse, where you wonder what the point of killing it was to the cat, and then on days like today, I find a severed mouse head and some mouse guts. |
>> | No. 35919
35919
>>35918 |
>> | No. 35920
35920
>>35918 |
>> | No. 35921
35921
>>35920 |
>> | No. 35922
35922
>>35919 |
>> | No. 35923
35923
Screenshot From 2025-01-14 01-00-23.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Erm...have Microsoft bought Yahoo? Or is the world of online news much, much worse than I assumed? Maybe there'll be someone here who gets all their news online and is used to this, but I'm not and it's absolutely disgraceful. |
>> | No. 35925
35925
>>35923 |
>> | No. 35926
35926
>>35918 |
>> | No. 35927
35927
>>35926 |
>> | No. 35928
35928
>>35927 |
>> | No. 35929
35929
>>35926 |
>> | No. 35930
35930
>>35926 |
>> | No. 35931
35931
>>35928 |
>> | No. 35932
35932
>>35930 |
>> | No. 35933
35933
I had to rush a poo earlier and didn't quite finish but when I sat down again the sequel wouldn't come. Now I feel unsatisfied and didn't get to properly relax for a few minutes on the bog either. |
>> | No. 35934
35934
>>35932 |
>> | No. 35935
35935
Some of them taste like piss as well. My palette's not hugely more refined than that of a rat, but I draw the line at piss. |
>> | No. 35936
35936
My Amazon order is out for delivery. A couple of hours ago, it said "2 more stops". Then the blob stopped literally around the corner from my house. Then it went further down the road, into several culs-de-sac, then stopped, and now it suddenly says "The driver has to make a few more deliveries on the way to your address". |
>> | No. 35937
35937
>>35936 |
>> | No. 35938
35938
>>35937 |
>> | No. 35939
35939
>>35937 |
>> | No. 35940
35940
texting_2416309k-1904982429.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() My fucking retard friend sending text after text of the most mundane bullshit, acrss multiple short messages. I don't know who's the bigger fool; them for doing it or me for insisting on using a 'dumb' phone that shows only 1 screen of text at a time. |
>> | No. 35941
35941
smiling-face-with-smiling-eyes emoji.png ![]() ![]() ![]() When did this emoji conquer the entire planet? I barely get a message without it from my one female friend now, but it adds nothing so why bother typing it? |
>> | No. 35942
35942
>>35941 |
>> | No. 35943
35943
>>35942 |
>> | No. 35944
35944
I watched quite a lot of proper telly and did some reading over the past month. I'm thinking, but I'm not sure, that it's put me off YouTube pap. Maybe it's coincidental that the stuff from people I'd usually watch has been less interesting to me, but as I say, I can't be sure just yet. More research required. |
>> | No. 35945
35945
I ordered some ersatz glasses and didn't order replacement parts for my knackered ones soon enough. Now the bodge job on the damaged originals has given up and I'm stuck with the replacements which, let me tell you, look and feel fucking horrible. They don't even dig into my cheeks when I smile, a sure sign the frames are too small. |
>> | No. 35946
35946
"neurodivergent". I've a professionally diagnosed degree of autism and often visible recoil at the mention of some person offhand claiming they're 'neurodivergent'. Go fuck yourself, since when has it been normal to say shit about your health, mental or not, to strangers? |
>> | No. 35947
35947
>>35946 |
>> | No. 35948
35948
You see a YouTube video you fancy watching. You accidentally click the "includes paid promotion" pop up that covers more than a third of the thumbnail. You sigh, press back, but that reloads the homepage and the video you wanted to watch is gone. |
>> | No. 35949
35949
>>35947 |
>> | No. 35950
35950
>>35949 |
>> | No. 35952
35952
None of the musicians or bands I would like to buy merch from have any merch. I want clothes, but I'll take a fucking pin if I have to, just let me give you money, fuckers. |
>> | No. 35953
35953
u4p4nuk9wfsc1~2.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>35952 |
>> | No. 35954
35954
>>35953 |
>> | No. 35955
35955
>>35954 |
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35956
>>35955 |
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35957
>>35956 |
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35958
>>35957 |
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35959
>>35955 |
>> | No. 35960
35960
>>35959 |
>> | No. 35961
35961
>>35960 |
>> | No. 35962
35962
>>35959 |
>> | No. 35963
35963
>>35957 |
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35964
>>35963 |
>> | No. 35965
35965
>>35953 |
>> | No. 35966
35966
>>35965 |
>> | No. 35967
35967
Young people using the gym as a place to socialise instead of working out. At least when it's just the phones you can ignore them. |
>> | No. 35968
35968
I'll just leave this here, feel free to make a separate thread about it, if you think it's necessary. |
>> | No. 35969
35969
>>35967 |
>> | No. 35970
35970
>>35968 |
>> | No. 35971
35971
>>35970 |
>> | No. 35973
35973
Why is the American Superbowl result and aftermath being reported on the BBC News? Stop Americanising our glorious nation you caaaants! |
>> | No. 35975
35975
>>35973 |
>> | No. 35977
35977
>>35973 |
>> | No. 35978
35978
I hate that my skull is slightly asymetrical in a way that makes my glasses sit on my face slightly askew to the left. It's not the glasses, unless it's all three pairs I own, but that seems unlikely. |
>> | No. 35979
35979
>>35978 |
>> | No. 35980
35980
People on tech forums who passive-aggressively make you feel like you don't know anything. |
>> | No. 35981
35981
>>35980 |
>> | No. 35982
35982
>>35980 |
>> | No. 35983
35983
>>35979 |
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35984
>>35982 |
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35985
>>35984 |
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35986
>>35985 |
>> | No. 35987
35987
>>35986 |
>> | No. 35988
35988
>>35987 |
>> | No. 35989
35989
Screenshot From 2025-02-12 01-06-30.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Google is so useless now that I am genuinely suspicious as to why. Maybe I'm just bad at looking things up, but what TV series was this? I swear it's a well-known story, possibly an urban legend, that a TV programme in America was so bad that it got cancelled midway through its pilot episode after the CEO, watching at home, rang the studio and ordered them to immediately stop broadcasting it. Obviously I will be immensely happy if anyone else knows what this was, but my rant is: these search results are completely unrelated. |
>> | No. 35990
35990
>>35989 |
>> | No. 35991
35991
Houseboats are a menace that environmentalists need to get on top of. If you go near any canal it absolutely stinks of wood smoke. |
>> | No. 35992
35992
>>35989 |
>> | No. 35994
35994
>>35992 |
>> | No. 35996
35996
When you do your shopping online, I'm convinced they lie about items being out of stock just so they can punt you over to an item with a slightly higher profit margin. Today they put me from my preferred brand onto own brand sausages, which were the same price for 50g less content. They basically robbed me out of a full sausage there. |
>> | No. 35997
35997
>>35996 |
>> | No. 35998
35998
Blaupunkt are such a well-known and respected technology brand that I just don't see why all their products are so cheap in B&M Bargains. High-quality German engineering, for usually about £20, is just fabulous. What's the catch? |
>> | No. 36000
36000
Why do an increasing number of anglophone youtubers have no understanding of intonation? It's liKe hEAriNG tHIs iN rEaL TImE. |
>> | No. 36001
36001
>>36000 |
>> | No. 36002
36002
>>36001 |
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36003
>>36001 |
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36004
>>36001 |
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36005
>>36004 |
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36006
>>36005 |
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36007
>>36006 |
>> | No. 36009
36009
>>36007 |
>> | No. 36010
36010
I thought I'd booked something months ago for tomorrow evening but it turns out it's on Thursday evening and I'll be unable to attend. |
>> | No. 36011
36011
>>36010 |
>> | No. 36012
36012
Screenshot 2025-02-19 at 20-55-48 DOGE's Webs.png ![]() ![]() ![]() This is what happens when someone on YouTube posts a video discussing that one US based extra-governmental slash and burn agency named after the meme dog. |
>> | No. 36013
36013
>>36011 |
>> | No. 36014
36014
>>36013 |
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36015
>>36013 |
>> | No. 36016
36016
>>36011 |
>> | No. 36017
36017
I'm too poor for expensive perfumes. |
>> | No. 36018
36018
There's something repulsive about toasters. |
>> | No. 36019
36019
waring_toast.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36018 |
>> | No. 36020
36020
Technology and gadgets are dead boring now everything's just an Android device of some stripe. It used to be impressive hacking a netbook to run stuff it shouldn't or a calculator ran games, but now they are all just differently shaped phones, and phones do everything your computer does just a bit more annoyingly. |
>> | No. 36021
36021
The gas cylinder on my chair has gone causing it to slowly drop as I sit on it. I emailed the company asking for their specs so that I can order a replacement but instead they've come back asking for pictures and video of the issue. |
>> | No. 36022
36022
Just walked past a block of flats and about ten to twenty percent still had Christmas lights in their windows. It's almost March, fuckssake. |
>> | No. 36023
36023
Follow-up ruminations on band merch: more trousers. That's all. |
>> | No. 36024
36024
>>36023 |
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36025
>>36024 |
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36026
>>36025 |
>> | No. 36027
36027
51MVJ53iKmL._AC_SL1500_.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36026 |
>> | No. 36028
36028
All of those "coffee machines" with the daft expensive pod things are really just fancy instant coffee anyway. You are paying through the arse for another way of dissolving granules in water. |
>> | No. 36029
36029
>>36028 |
>> | No. 36030
36030
>>36028 |
>> | No. 36031
36031
>>36025 |
>> | No. 36032
36032
I like doing chips in the air fryer because I can chuck some salt (or other seasoning in) and they come out all yummy and salty. |
>> | No. 36033
36033
>>36031 |
>> | No. 36035
36035
I have a glass coffee cup I drink out of. It's borosillicate and has a vacuum seal around the main body of the glass so it's not at all hot to the touch, another result of this is that it's very light, for a cup. If we're playing Four Yorkshiremen then I'll have you know I got it from TKmaxx, rather than anywhere fancy. |
>> | No. 36036
36036
>>36035 |
>> | No. 36037
36037
>>36035 |
>> | No. 36038
36038
The best football names are in the Dutch league. They have Go Ahead Eagles, Heracles, Sparta, Telstar and Excelsior. |
>> | No. 36039
36039
583c6f3bc7ec9.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36038 |
>> | No. 36040
36040
I was in Asda earlier and only had two items. The elderly bloke just ahead of me in the queue looked at me and my two items and said, "Would you like to go in front? You seem in a hurry". So I said, "Well, actually not in a hurry, but...". And then he said, "Oh, not in a hurry? Never mind, then". And proceeded to put his stuff on the belt. While I was left dumbfounded that I actually managed to talk myself out of being let in front by somebody. |
>> | No. 36041
36041
>>36038 |
>> | No. 36042
36042
>>36035 |
>> | No. 36043
36043
Personal_watercraft_warning_sticker.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've just learned that if you fall off the back of a jetski, the water jet can explode your arsehole. Oooof. |
>> | No. 36044
36044
The internet is filled with bots, outright mentally ill people and other dishonest actors now and it's gotten exponentially worse since the advent of LLMs. It's not like you can't easily spot them but the sheer volume means that I actually have no idea what's going on in other countries and it's getting harder to make online friends. |
>> | No. 36045
36045
>>36044 |
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36048
>>36045 |
>> | No. 36049
36049
>>36045 |
>> | No. 36050
36050
>The internet is falling apart. It is becoming difficult to find an honest actor anywhere online, as people defensively silo themselves off into micro-communities, who themselves are potentially misled, assuming they were not already a malign influence on the digital and real worlds to begin with. All while, despite the hopes of it's founders, the internet does little to ameliorate long-term societal problems, and in many instances actually entrenches them further. In all realms, from mass media, to diversity, to education, a blade with the hue of a printed circuit board seems to stab at our very souls... |
>> | No. 36051
36051
>>36050 |
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36052
>>36050 |
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36053
>>36050 |
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36054
>>36053 |
>> | No. 36055
36055
I'm trying to find a new hairdressers and it's tough to say the least. I thought I'd found one yesterday that looked like a rundown locals one but at the end of it he starts doing all the 'complementary' stuff like the fire thing to burn your ear hair off, washing my hair and giving me a hot towel. Then I noticed that he'd but my hair a little short and that this was a Turkish barbers in disguise. |
>> | No. 36057
36057
My pet peeve is when the weird website hosting marketing posts in the wrong 101 thread. |
>> | No. 36058
36058
>Yep. Hell, I know a vtuber who used Peacock as inspiration for their model. |
>> | No. 36059
36059
>>36058 |
>> | No. 36061
36061
I hate that, as far as I know, you can't pause animated .gifs on Discord. |
>> | No. 36062
36062
I took a Thames riverboat yesterday and must've used my card to get on the boat and my phone to sign off on the other bank. Despite being tied to the same debit card this has meant a £40 charge being applied for two incomplete journeys that are minutes apart. |
>> | No. 36070
36070
Stupid old prick neighbour's going New Delhi mode and burning a bunch of garden waste in his back garden. I also live in one of those bankrupt councils who made you pay for the green waste bins now, but this cunt owns a car so he could also drive himself to the tip if he wanted. |
>> | No. 36071
36071
One of my neighbours has a little daschund that they neglect and leave out in the garden just yapping constantly (I mean literally, the cunt is like a metronome, just a constant steady ARF ARF ARF you could sync a 90s house record to) for hours at a time. I don't know who I'd need to grass them in to to get anything done about it but it's becoming a serious nuisance. |
>> | No. 36072
36072
>>36062 |
>> | No. 36115
36115
People who seem to think it is acceptable to eat lunch after 3 pm. |
>> | No. 36127
36127
image_2025-03-19_102123106.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36071 |
>> | No. 36128
36128
>>36115 |
>> | No. 36129
36129
>>36128 |
>> | No. 36130
36130
>>36129 |
>> | No. 36131
36131
>>36130 |
>> | No. 36132
36132
download.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36131 |
>> | No. 36133
36133
>>36132 |
>> | No. 36134
36134
>>36131 |
>> | No. 36135
36135
>>36134 |
>> | No. 36136
36136
>>36135 |
>> | No. 36137
36137
Tekken-7-mark-corrigan-208243372.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36129 |
>> | No. 36138
36138
Is Longstandingissueslad the one who has the longstanding issues, or someone who accuses others of having them? I can't track of the cast. |
>> | No. 36139
36139
>>36138 |
>> | No. 36140
36140
>>36138 |
>> | No. 36141
36141
>>36138 |
>> | No. 36142
36142
>>36141 |
>> | No. 36143
36143
>>36142 |
>> | No. 36144
36144
peterson suit.png ![]() ![]() ![]() You know how bar staff aren't suppose to serve you if you're already pissed? I think a similar rule should apply to tailors. And if you are going to make the stupidest suit in the world, it should at least fit. |
>> | No. 36145
36145
Last night I had a tingle in the back of my throat and now it's properly turning into a light-headed cold with a runny nose. But of course I now have a lot of work to do that requires some late nights and a date on Friday evening. |
>> | No. 36146
36146
Went to drop off a parcel for my neighbour and he started trying to talk to me about my job. I was just giving you your parcel like any normal person would, that doesn't mean I want a conversation. I am the world's most anti-social person, why can't people just respect that. |
>> | No. 36147
36147
>>36146 |
>> | No. 36148
36148
My sharedhouse neighbour has again begun smoking indoors thoughout the day, starting in the early hours of the morning all through to the evening. This time it's a weird sweet smelling substance, presumably tobacco, with a strong scent of cheap washing upo liquid and celary. |
>> | No. 36149
36149
>>36148 |
>> | No. 36153
36153
Phoned the car insurance to update a few details and query a few things that I noticed on my policy, like the huge excess I thought I had gotten rid of, lower my mileage because I don't drive to work any more, and was hoping to come out with a cheaper price. |
>> | No. 36154
36154
>>36153 |
>> | No. 36155
36155
>>36153 |
>> | No. 36156
36156
Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Amazon keeps delivering parcels intended for a different address to me and then when I get in touch with customer service they simply ask me to deliver it to the right address. This time it's a building next door to me so I can just drop off what looks like a big box of vape liquid but it's annoying and no doubt will start happening to my packages as well. |
>> | No. 36157
36157
>>36156 |
>> | No. 36158
36158
>>36157 I wish there was a 'don't bother much' option, when you can see a parcel is doomed, you really don't need it that day, and know the van will be round tomorrow with another drop. But no, some poor Latvian lad will have to trek out in the pitch dark to deliver a parcel that can wait. Broken prime. |
>> | No. 36159
36159
>>36158 |
>> | No. 36160
36160
What I like about Amazon is they refunded me £25 this month for no reason. I'm assuming they think they didn't deliver one of the boxes from my monthly subscribe and save. |
>> | No. 36164
36164
Ineffectual customer support. |
>> | No. 36165
36165
If anyone ever asks me to print something out at home ever again I'm going to fucking kill them. Just instantaneous, zero-to-one-hundred, levels of physical violence, like I'm a raptor in Jurassic Park. |
>> | No. 36166
36166
For some reason in Hotmail each time I click upon a new e-mail or take an action such as delete, my browser counts it as a new click. This means when it comes to clicking back to what I was previously using that tab for, I have to go through a massive list of e-mail clicks. |
>> | No. 36167
36167
>>36166 |
>> | No. 36168
36168
>>36166 |
>> | No. 36169
36169
>>36167 |
>> | No. 36170
36170
>>36168 |
>> | No. 36171
36171
>>36170 |
>> | No. 36172
36172
Why in the name of Christ are you geriatric millennials still using Hotmail? |
>> | No. 36173
36173
>>36172 |
>> | No. 36174
36174
>>36172 |
>> | No. 36175
36175
>>36174 |
>> | No. 36176
36176
hotmail.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36172 |
>> | No. 36177
36177
>>36174 |
>> | No. 36178
36178
YouTube have changed the way video previews work, so now that instead of a video continuing from the point in the video you had watched up to in preview, when you click to watch, it now restarts the video again, so you have to watch the 20 or whatever seconds you just watched again. It's affecting my mental health more than it should. |
>> | No. 36179
36179
>>36177 |
>> | No. 36180
36180
>>36179 |
>> | No. 36186
36186
I know complaining about Teams is very 2020 of me, but could it fuck off with the way it ignores my audio input-output? Just do what the rest of the PC is doing and always does, you useless bag of shit. I'm this close to asking for interviews and therapy sessions to take place over Discord ffs. |
>> | No. 36187
36187
>>36186 |
>> | No. 36191
36191
Is there a transport planning app or website that isn't shit and where you can configure it so it knows you're not American/disabled/a pensioner and aren't horrified by the prospect of ambulation? I just spent some time figuring out the best way to get from A to B: |
>> | No. 36192
36192
>>36191 |
>> | No. 36199
36199
It feels like you get more cases these days of people clearing out stock. I didn't realise it was a TikTok trend a few weeks back when Lidl advertised on the app that they had Dubai chocolate but when I walked passed the display it was entirely cleared out on the first day and now going by the news story, shops are having to limit how many bars customers can buy. |
>> | No. 36200
36200
Me fucking bird. |
>> | No. 36201
36201
Me fucking bird. |
>> | No. 36202
36202
I am in temporary accommodation, in the form of a former B&B that is now effectively just a 10-person house share. While /101/-worthy, that's not why I'm posting. |
>> | No. 36208
36208
Amazon sent me a £3 off code if I got an order delivered to one of their lockers. They were meant to deliver it yesterday but apparently they couldn't find it, it's a great big fuck-off yellow locker near the entrance of my local Co-op. |
>> | No. 36210
36210
My local Asda are selling leftover Easter chocolates and sweets at full price. I know times are tough, but chocolate Easter bunnies have had their moment now. Nothing, besides the fact that they've still got a few months till they're off, warrants keeping them at full price. |
>> | No. 36211
36211
>>36210 |
>> | No. 36212
36212
Son.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't care about the London Marathon, some vehicle attack in Canada and I don't really care about the Pope's funeral either. |
>> | No. 36213
36213
My new Koss clip on earphones are already dodgy, and Amazon's returns policy sounds a lot more "fuck you" than it did the last time I had something to send back. I only took them out of the packaging 48 hours ago, it's not my fault. |
>> | No. 36214
36214
>>36213 |
>> | No. 36215
36215
>>36214 |
>> | No. 36216
36216
So what the fuck are “monies”? That’s a word that’s always annoyed me. Nobody ever has five monies. If you have £5, that’s just money. If you have two fivers, you’ve still got money. I think I bought my house with monies, but I didn’t; I transferred some money. It’s not even the way that plurals work in English; you have car keys, not car kies. It just feels like such a fake, invented word, designed to make people feel important because they want to think they’re too good for money. Tell them to fuck off. I hate this stupid word. |
>> | No. 36217
36217
>>36216 |
>> | No. 36218
36218
>>36216 |
>> | No. 36220
36220
>>36218 |
>> | No. 36223
36223
I said "oh dear, how sad, never mind" in a Welsh accent during a meeting, without really thinking about the fact that most of the participants were considerably younger than me. I immediately realised that there was no possible way of explaining the concept of It Ain't Half Hot Mum without getting megacancelled, so I just had to endure the awkward silence and let everyone assume that I'm fucking mental. |
>> | No. 36224
36224
Classic-Design-Unisex-Optical-Spectacles-Frame-Sta.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I have my main glasses, which I chose exclusively because they look nice, and a cheaper, more robust pair, for wearing while running, being in a situation where I'm liable to fall asleep on my face, and in case something happens to my main pair. Well, two nights ago I fell asleep, not even on my face, and woke up with a lens having popped out as a result of a screw coming loose. The two screw holes are supposed to sit flush against one another with the lens in place, but I cannot in any way get them to fit back together. Sans lens, it's fine, the screw and the screw holes are not damaged, but I physically can't get the two holes close enough to thread the screw from one to the other. I am going fucking mental doing this. It is a bewilderingly simple task, but something has prevented me from doing what should be a two minute job for something like two hours across the this evening and the last. At one point earlier this tonight I was driven so insane that I briefly turned the lens upside down, as if physics itself had broken. But I only thought that because physics itself has broken and I can't get the fucking lens back in! I've refitted the a lens in these glasses before, it was a piece of piss, but not this time. This feels like I'm replacing the window wipers on a car, and each time I put the new ones on the boot pops open and becomes impossible to shut. |
>> | No. 36225
36225
>>36224 |
>> | No. 36226
36226
>>36225 |
>> | No. 36227
36227
dishoom.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I finally ended up at Dishoom and it's shite. Easily one of the worst Indian restaurants I've ever been to, what is wrong with people? |
>> | No. 36228
36228
2022 ALL GIFT CARDS Rectangle Br.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I got two £100 of gift vouchers as a quarterly bonus through work and it's been a lot of stress this weekend. It used to be that I could convert these into a gift card for my local supermarket to provide the closest thing to real money but the only one I'm close to now is Waitrose and I had a humiliating experiance of trying to use it at the tills and finding out you can't scan it but must ask a till worker to open a special screen where you input a long code. I guess I'll be doing the rest of it online. |
>> | No. 36229
36229
I was watching a YouTube video by some Irish bloke talking about obsolete music software. He quoted the statistic that only 1.6% of Microsoft Word users regularly make use of keyboard shortcuts like Ctrl-C or Ctrl-Z. I didn't believe it, but I checked the source and it was true. |
>> | No. 36230
36230
>>36229 |
>> | No. 36231
36231
>>36230 |
>> | No. 36232
36232
@grok is this true? |
>> | No. 36233
36233
I think this leans more on the /101/ side than /emo/ but it could be a cry for help in a way. |
>> | No. 36235
36235
vince-mcmahon-here-felt-like-dum.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36233 |
>> | No. 36236
36236
>>36233 |
>> | No. 36237
36237
>>36236 |
>> | No. 36239
36239
>>36236 |
>> | No. 36240
36240
>>36233 |
>> | No. 36241
36241
>>36239 |
>> | No. 36243
36243
>>36241 |
>> | No. 36244
36244
>>36243 |
>> | No. 36245
36245
Outlook seems to go through phases of being absolutely fucking terrible at catching spam, and letting through very obvious scam emails and even shoving them in my focused inbox, but also putting real emails from real people I have responded to in the past in my spam folder. |
>> | No. 36246
36246
>>36245 |
>> | No. 36247
36247
sdrgtfg.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Isn't it a bit sexist to make all the feminine empowerment stuff be about screaming? |
>> | No. 36248
36248
>>36247 |
>> | No. 36249
36249
Lads, you know that phrase "don't judge a book by it's cover"? I would go so far as to apply that to albums as well. |
>> | No. 36250
36250
latest.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36249 |
>> | No. 36251
36251
>>36250 |
>> | No. 36255
36255
Any kind of mild exercise video, for example yoga videos on YouTube. |
>> | No. 36256
36256
y8qfmp9ihxk71.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() What is the right way of opening these things? Every time I try to crack one open for the first time, I either end up making too big a hole, resulting in immediate spillage, making too small a hole, leading to spillage when I pour, or just outright lifting the entire fucking thing off. |
>> | No. 36257
36257
>>36256 |
>> | No. 36262
36262
>>36257 |
>> | No. 36263
36263
>>36262 |
>> | No. 36268
36268
The term "passenger princess". |
>> | No. 36269
36269
>>36268 |
>> | No. 36271
36271
>>36269 |
>> | No. 36272
36272
>>36271 |
>> | No. 36277
36277
A for sale sign went up on the house opposite on Thursday, possibly even Wednesday. It's still not on Rightmove or the estate agent's website. |
>> | No. 36285
36285
I never want to hear another "smashing glass" sample on a piece of electronic music ever again. |
>> | No. 36286
36286
>>36285 |
>> | No. 36287
36287
No one listens to full albums anymore. What do you mean you listened to three songs off Brat? Your favourite album of last year came out in 2020? I can't do this shit anymore! |
>> | No. 36288
36288
>>36287 |
>> | No. 36289
36289
168606116554.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() Whenever YouTube recommneds me a video or stream of someone playing Classic Doom and I can see from the thumbnail they've left texture filtering on it takes exactly 41 days off my life. |
>> | No. 36290
36290
I'm so fucking sick of streaming services. I am immediately going to start torrenting the things I want to watch again, because the alternative has become completely fucking insufferable. |
>> | No. 36291
36291
>>36290 |
>> | No. 36292
36292
I'd like to apologise for writing "layed out" earlier. It was an emotionally frought time in my life and I made mistakes that, under usual circumstances, I probably wouldn't have. |
>> | No. 36293
36293
Just spent ten minutes on hold with easyjet's customer helpline, then got through to somebody and asked them my question, and the guy said "alright, let me check on my computer", and then probably hit a wrong button and hung up. |
>> | No. 36302
36302
The used car market is still shite. All I want is a cheap estate car that isn't completely shagged, but the only people who seem to buy estates any more are minicabbers. I'm having to seriously consider buying a small SUV, but I don't want to drive something that makes me hate myself just because I need a big boot. |
>> | No. 36303
36303
>>36302 |
>> | No. 36304
36304
renault_grand_kangoo_family_dci_90_expression_5p_i.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36303 |
>> | No. 36305
36305
>>36304 |
>> | No. 36306
36306
>>36305 |
>> | No. 36307
36307
>>36306 |
>> | No. 36308
36308
>>36307 |
>> | No. 36310
36310
>>36308 |
>> | No. 36311
36311
Water-based gloss might be better for the environment, but it's fucking shit. |
>> | No. 36314
36314
Lidl does an annual free-fruit offer with every shop where you win almost every time a random draw on the app. So far I've won: |
>> | No. 36315
36315
IMG_2168.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36314 |
>> | No. 36316
36316
>>36315 |
>> | No. 36317
36317
Delivery drivers who can't get it through their head that where that Google Maps puts you, is not where you go to access my address. Some of them are fine about it and follow my directions when they inevitably phone up, but some of them start giving you backchat, as if it's not Google Maps that is wrong, but rather the building which is in the wrong place. That's when I get pissed off in very short order. |
>> | No. 36318
36318
>>36315 |
>> | No. 36319
36319
>>36317 |
>> | No. 36320
36320
>>36317 |
>> | No. 36321
36321
Just dick-pic harrassed myself looking through an old SD card. |
>> | No. 36322
36322
>>36319 |
>> | No. 36324
36324
YouTube just gave me an unskippable advert on my own video, and I know I don't get any money from that because I don't own the copyright to the song. Bastards. |
>> | No. 36325
36325
>>36322 |
>> | No. 36326
36326
1_RWP_PAF_130122RoyalMail_01JPG.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Speaking of which, when I go somewhere new I like to see what codes are on the back of their post vans. |
>> | No. 36327
36327
>>36326 |
>> | No. 36330
36330
Mentioned Hyacinth Bucket to someone in their 30s and they didn't get the reference. I am so old. |
>> | No. 36331
36331
Keeping-Up-Appearances-Dame-Patr.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36330 |
>> | No. 36332
36332
>>36330 |
>> | No. 36333
36333
I always thought Keeping Up Appearances was shite. |
>> | No. 36334
36334
>>36332 |
>> | No. 36335
36335
>>36334 |
>> | No. 36336
36336
>>36334 |
>> | No. 36337
36337
>>36331 |
>> | No. 36338
36338
>>36335 |
>> | No. 36346
36346
I don't know if you lads are familiar with Yapp App, it may be a West Yorkshire thing, but it's incredibly intrusive. There was a local car crash last night and they've uploaded drone footage of the emergency services in the car after cutting the roof of, with the stretcher ready to use beside them. |
>> | No. 36347
36347
>>36346 |
>> | No. 36348
36348
>>36347 |
>> | No. 36349
36349
Oh, wait. Mongoloids. |
>> | No. 36350
36350
>>36348 |
>> | No. 36351
36351
>>36349 |
>> | No. 36352
36352
>>36351 |
>> | No. 36355
36355
>>36350 |
>> | No. 36356
36356
My mum wants to buy a smartwatch. Not my problem, you might think. Except I have to show her how to turn her mobile data on or off at least once a month, and she refuses to accept that leaving her laptop on for twelve weeks at a time makes it run poorly. |
>> | No. 36357
36357
>>36356 |
>> | No. 36358
36358
People complain a lot about the rain and cloud in this country but for me the biggest annoyance is when you get a lovely day but the wind decides to ruin it. |
>> | No. 36364
36364
My cursor was slow when I turned my PC on earlier. For whatever reason the official software made zero difference, so I increased it in Windows. However, it's still slightly different. I can't even tell if it's faster or slower, it's just not the same as it has been for years and I don't like it. |
>> | No. 36365
36365
I bumped my head a while ago which left me with a one and a half inch laceration above my temple. I had to go into A&E where they had to close it up with Dermabond. It's above my hairline, so the scar isn't really visible, but now my hair parts weird in that area. No matter how I comb it and fix it with gel, there's always a gap where it looks like hair is missing. The hair roots themselves don't look thinner around the scarred area. |
>> | No. 36375
36375
Listening to a podcast and got an advert for this absolute bullshit: |
>> | No. 36377
36377
>>36375 |
>> | No. 36378
36378
Screenshot 2025-06-17 143506.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36377 |
>> | No. 36379
36379
>>36378 |
>> | No. 36380
36380
Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36375 |
>> | No. 36381
36381
>>36380 |
>> | No. 36383
36383
I've heard so many Britons say exactly this, in relation to their dog chasing squirrels or suchlike - "he/she would have no idea what to do if he/she actually caught one". Do people actually believe that? I'm not trying to imply we have a sleeper population of deadly wolves within every fifth home, but it speaks to people's naivety in regards to their pets. It's as innate to them as any other mammalian urge, from keeping warm to pissing. It's basically the same reason you know you can't keep biscuits in the cupboard without eating the lot. |
>> | No. 36384
36384
Just spent over 10 minutes on hold with NatWest's call centre to no avail, while desperately trying to hold in a shit. I was considering just muting my phone and going anyway, but with my luck, I probably would have got through right the moment I was in the middle of it. So I just hung up. And am now going to the toilet. |
>> | No. 36385
36385
jacques_de_vaucanson_mechanische_ente_1738_origina.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36383 |
>> | No. 36386
36386
I wonder what AI thinks our dream woman is. |
>> | No. 36387
36387
The central bolt holding the lawnmower blades in place seems to be completely immovable. All I'm doing with the spanners is wearing it down. Bastard thing, the blades desperately need sharpening. |
>> | No. 36389
36389
>>36387 |
>> | No. 36390
36390
>>36388 |
>> | No. 36391
36391
unnamed.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36390 |
>> | No. 36392
36392
>>36389 |
>> | No. 36393
36393
>>36392 |
>> | No. 36394
36394
>>36393 |
>> | No. 36395
36395
What's the point in Tracked 24 when it still takes 3-4 days. |
>> | No. 36396
36396
I've got love for the guy, but Michael Sheen's getting too fat to play Field Marshall Montgomery in the biopic I still haven't written. |
>> | No. 36397
36397
>>36395 |
>> | No. 36398
36398
Looking for a specific colour of clothing online and the colour filter including things that are 95% not that colour. |
>> | No. 36399
36399
It seems a bit of a piss take that Next charge £4.95 for delivery and then send the parcel through Evri. I think I'd rather have picked it up from the store if I'd known that. |
>> | No. 36400
36400
>>36399 |
>> | No. 36401
36401
>>36400 |
>> | No. 36402
36402
>>36400 |
>> | No. 36403
36403
>>36402 |
>> | No. 36404
36404
>>36403 |
>> | No. 36405
36405
I've still got a motorcycle lift under my bed from when Amazon delivered it instead of a set of dumbells. |
>> | No. 36406
36406
>>36405 |
>> | No. 36407
36407
The British Lawnmower Museum in Southport closes at 1pm on Saturdays. I was thinking of going tomorrow, but now maybe I won't. |
>> | No. 36408
36408
>>36407 |
>> | No. 36409
36409
image_2025-07-05_095545934.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36405 |
>> | No. 36410
36410
>>36407 |
>> | No. 36411
36411
>>36409 |
>> | No. 36412
36412
I think, at least for me personally, the Trafford Centre might be the worst place in the fucking country. It's not enough to be a shit shopping mall like every other shit shopping mall, they had to add plywood pillars and fountains that smell like stagnant water. Plus it's in Manchester. |
>> | No. 36413
36413
The-Orient-1600x925.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36412 |
>> | No. 36414
36414
>>36412 |
>> | No. 36415
36415
>>36413 |
>> | No. 36416
36416
>>36413 |
>> | No. 36417
36417
>>36415 |
>> | No. 36418
36418
>>36417 |
>> | No. 36421
36421
OAPs with rollators and poor spatial awareness. It's happened more than twice that somebody behind me or next to me in a queue or elsewhere either rolled over my foot or ran it into my ankles. Each time not on purpose, but even if you are frail to where you need a rollator, that doesn't mean you get to care fuck all about your surroundings. |
>> | No. 36428
36428
Have you seen this man in your dreams.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Fucking neighbours walking right by my window when I'm trying to jack off, again. One of them even said "Have you seen this?", probably referencing to their friend that it happened last night too and maybe the other week. Our proximity as neighbours means they have to pass within a foot of my window when using their back door. |
>> | No. 36429
36429
>>36428 |
>> | No. 36430
36430
>>36428 |
>> | No. 36431
36431
I genuinely find it fucking hilarious how rapidly my desire to watch Sarah Z videos diminished after I found out she was engaged. This happened ages ago, but a new one popped up on YouTube a couple of days ago and reminded me. |
>> | No. 36432
36432
>>36431 |
>> | No. 36433
36433
snuf fbox.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36432 |
>> | No. 36434
36434
It's obviously not the biggest problem in the world, but it's remarkable how much free copy is written for Wimbledon every year. I'm perhaps in my own bubble of one regarding how little I care about it, but it's obvious the event itself gets a boost owing to the social backgrounds of, basically, everyone who works on the papers, and, of course, almost the whole industry being centred in London. |
>> | No. 36435
36435
>>36433 |
>> | No. 36437
36437
>>36433 |
>> | No. 36438
36438
>>36437 |
>> | No. 36439
36439
>>36437 |
>> | No. 36440
36440
>>36438 |
>> | No. 36441
36441
You try making a light-hearted joke at your own expense and then the amateur neo-Fraudians start blaming you for all the world's ills. |
>> | No. 36443
36443
I hate it when people only pay 50 percent attention when you're talking to them on the phone and you know they're really busy doing something else, like for example when you can hear the keys on their computer keyboard clicking, and they are just reacting to every third or fourth word you tell them and then say things that are neither here nor there. Kind of like a shit AI prompt. |
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36444
>>36443 |
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36445
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36446
>>36444 |
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36447
>>36446 |
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36448
>>36443 |
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36449
>>36448 |
>> | No. 36452
36452
Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah, nah. The fuck is the government thinking? |
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36453
>>36452 |
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36457
>>36452 |
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36460
>>36452 |
>> | No. 36462
36462
Is this about blocking porn sites? They can't stop me wanking, they've got Carry On Girls on ITVX |
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36463
>>36457 |
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36464
>>36457 |
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36465
>>36462 |
>> | No. 36468
36468
I've accidentally interacted with Microsoft OneDrive, and would you believe it? It's fucking shite. |
>> | No. 36471
36471
>>36468 |
>> | No. 36476
36476
You should avoid living in the first flat of a building because every delivery driver will just press your buzzer to be let in which can be distracting or worse still get you up and downstairs only to discover that there's nothing for you. I get why they do it though because they're in a rush and they have multiple packages to deliver to the same building. |
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36477
>>36464 |
>> | No. 36478
36478
Cheap perfume is absolutely pointless. Cologne if you're insecure. Either way, whatever horrid chemical makes the scent remain for more than five minutes is only in the expensive stuff. As a tight bastard I'm not happy about this, but it's a reality I'm forced to reckon with. |
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36479
>>36478 |
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36480
>>36478 |
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36481
>>36478 |
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36483
>>36481 |
>> | No. 36484
36484
To me most men's fragrances just smell like a shirt at the end of the day, I don't get it at all. |
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36485
>>36481 |
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36486
>>36485 |
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36487
>>36485 |
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36488
>>36487 |
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36489
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36490
>>36489 |
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36491
>>36490 |
>> | No. 36492
36492
Meanwhile, the trainee in my team at work will only have Grey Goose vodka when he's out drinking because he thinks it makes him look cool. |
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36494
>>36491 |
>> | No. 36502
36502
My local Pizza Hut have removed all the pork from their menu and I wanted a ham and mushroom pizza tonight. I consider this to be a violation of the NAP and will now vote Reform at the next election to kick out the filthy icicle dodgers. |
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36503
>>36502 |
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36505
>>36503 |
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36508
>>36505 |
>> | No. 36517
36517
GonnOWeWEAAq-x8.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Met a sixteen year old yesterday who told me his favourite bands were Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons and now I see the world like pic related. |
>> | No. 36528
36528
Fresh fruit you buy at the moment is very hit and miss. After my bland mango the other day, I've switched to peaches as part of my five a day. Asda has had some pretty good ones lately, they were ripe and soft and juicy, but today I had some from Tesco and they are quite sour and flavourless. |
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36529
>>36528 |
>> | No. 36533
36533
>>36529 |
>> | No. 36534
36534
Wil lthe new system update for my phone solve the issue where it takes at leas 4-5 seconds after unlocking the screen, before I can pull down the notification bar? Because that shit is seriously winding me up. |
>> | No. 36536
36536
Just got a funeral invitation card that's in Comic Sans from top to bottom. Who the fuck honestly does that. And it's for an elderly person too, who was friends with my parents. All you had to do was go to to some place online and get one of their templates for funeral cards. This looks like somebody made it with Microsoft Word in less than five minutes. Either that person is borderline computer illiterate, or they just don't care. |
>> | No. 36537
36537
>>36536 |
>> | No. 36538
36538
What the fuck is this authoratarian nightmare. Just gone to 3 sites that I usually browse AND Discord and all of them are telling me to verify ID for 18+ content. Did I wake up in China? It's not even porn and these are US companies too, so fuck them they're not getting my data. |
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36539
>>36537 |
>> | No. 36541
36541
copperplate.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>36539 |
>> | No. 36543
36543
>>36541 |
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36544
>>36543 |
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