I'm concerned that not masturbating is taking up so much of my concentration that I'd get more done if I just did it already.

>>425248
Get it done.

I've just been to Sports Direct to get a new pair of trainers but, unsurprisingly, they didn't have the ones I want in store so I'd have to order them online; I'm loath to pay their £5 delivery charge, though.

>>425256
But for that you do get a mug that comes pre-smashed.

>>425257
I suppose I could always get my money's worth if I'm having to pay for delivery and get a shelf full of Sports Direct baseball caps like that lad on /poof/ years back.

>>425257

I didn't get a mug when I bought trainers from Sports Direct.

>>425263

They've always charged a quid for it. They used to automatically add it to your order unless you un-checked a tiny hidden box, but they stopped being sneaky about it after Watchdog kicked up a fuss.

>>425263
You got mugged.

>>425256
They do in-store pick up of online orders, which I believe is cheaper than getting it delivered to your door.

>>425268
Click and collect is the way forward for many high street shops. Saves having to hang about all day for a courier, too.

>>425268
Sports Direct charge £4.99 for home delivery or click and collect.

https://www.sportsdirect.com/customerservices/deliveryinfo/deliveryoptions

>>425276
>Every time you use our Click & Collect delivery service and collect your parcel from our own stores, you'll receive a £5 voucher to spend in store. You'll be given your voucher by our store staff when you collect your parcel.

It's basically free, but only if you want to spend more in store. Though still good for even cheaper pairs of socks and pants.

Channel 4 really continue to scrape the bottom of the barrel. Just saw a trailer for their upcoming show "Mums make Porn". And not quite the milfy kind as such.

https://www.channel4.com/programmes/mums-make-porn

What can go wrong...

The redhead looks dirty, the one of the far left just looks smelly.

How does Amazon pricing work? There's been something I've been tracking for a little while and its price generally fluctuates between £24 and £27. The last time I looked at it and actually added it to my basket (before deciding to add it to my saved for later list) the price fluctuated several times within a couple of hours before settling at just over £25. Amazon are now running a £5 off if you spend at least £25 on qualifying items promotion today, but the price of it has now gone up to £28.

>>425293

Wouldn't.

>>425305
I'd grab her lemons IYKWIM!

>>425289
It can't be any worse than most professional porn, it's all got such a bizarre atmosphere.

Fake Taxi just gives me the fucking creeps.

I bought two doners in the morning as I couldn't be arsed to cook anything and just wanted a doner anyway. It bloody had to be this lass on the shift that is way too tight with the ingredients. The big doner wasn't that big and the small one was too small. Tasty nonetheless, if only it could be a tad larger.

Found a pack of optical discs in the cupboard. Turned out to contain that Russian crime drama series about the 90s (read: blatant glorification of the whole bratva business). The disc I put into the drive had that episode where the protagonist's ma dies due to heart attack. I never asked for this. Not now when I actually can empathise.

Moaning checked. Definitely not my best day.

>>425311
>I bought two doners in the morning.

If you're buying kebabs, from a shop that is open in the morning, you're going to have bigger problems than existential dread. Namely pissing out of your arse.

I bought a new laptop battery off Amazon last night. I'm stingy and not in a hurry so I went for the free postage option, ETA April 1st.

It arrived this morning, and I feel I should point out that I live in the countryside away from any major distribution centres. The efficiency of the Amazon supply chain is frightening sometimes. Either that or this is come kind of pre-emptive April Fool's joke.

>>425312
They work from 07:30 to 22:00, the traffic is almost insane in that place. Thankfully, never had any problems with their food. I know several shops though whose munchies would give exactly the effect you describe.

>>425314

>I feel I should point out that I live in the countryside away from any major distribution centres.

Assuming you're in the UK, most of us are probably only a couple of hours away from a warehouse no matter where we are. It only takes 15 hours to drive the entire length of the island, so I'm not that surprised.

Does anyone know if it matters what sort of clear plastic I use to build my greenhouse? Someone pointed out that I might need some with particular UV qualities or... something. Anyway I have no idea, I was just going to buy some transparent sheets from B&Q and cut them to size.

>>425320
Not really, it's all down to certain plastics degrading in sunlight. Normally people either use PVCU or acrylic.

>>425321
I'll look into those, cheers. The quest to find some PVCU that isn't awkwardly corrugated or some acrylic that isn't awkwardly expensive.

>>425314
I remember fondly the very early days of Amazon, when it was just about books - I lived in Central London, and you could order things up until about 2am and still get them that morning when you woke up. It seemed like complete magic at the time and made me spend nearly all my money on books.

>>425325

https://primenow.amazon.co.uk/learn-more

>>425325

That's how I felt about Amazon in general when I was a lad (too young to really remember it as a book shop, sorry m8).

Once Prime was a thing and I had student grants burning a hole in my pocket, it became a running joke amongst flatmates about how many fucking deliveries I got per week. Then Prime Now happened and I started ordering expensive shit just for the thrill of it arriving in under an hour. I'd just find excuses to order any old shit, like a laptop because wanted to work in the kitchen, or fifteen boxes of cornettos, because it was summer.

I know Bezos is worth a lot but I reckon at least a couple of his millions are directly from me.

Been doing some more ancestry research tonight. Apparently, one of my ancestors in the 1600s was found guilty of being a witch and casting a spell on a fellow villager's water well to poison it, for which she was sentenced to death.

I can see now where my older sister gets it from.

>>425319
It's not just the distance, no delivery driver would surely make me a priority when I'm miles away from everyone else and may parcel isn't due for nearly two weeks anyway.

I think I must've just gotten lucky, maybe some crossed wires ended up listing my delivery as more crucial.

I got a message from my brother, about 11 to give him a call. He told me that my niece was found dead this morning by a housemate. There's no suspicion of drugs or anything, she just passed in her sleep. She only turned 23 the end of January and I am just in shock. I've had to go home from work, I really just can't concentrate.

>>425349
I'm sorry to hear that lad.

I'm going to make biscuits tomorrow, but I'll be using raspberry jam instead of golden syrup. Don't try to stop me, I shalln't be posting again until they're in the oven and by then it'll be far, far too late.

>>425361

They'll go a weird colour.

>>425361
Raspberry biscuits?? What kind of monster are you?

>>425361
Yeah what kind of monster would eat a raspberry jam biscuit?

>>425364
That is a biscuit wih a raspberry jam filling, not a raspberry jam biscuit.

>>425365

Semantics, lad. Semantics.

The melting point of jam would appear to be considerably higher than that of unsalted butter.

>>425367

Butter will melt if you hold it in your hand, what were you expecting?

>>425368
I've never held jam in my hand because of how sticky it is. It got there in the end anyway.

I've had my pay review at work today and, as well as a pay rise, they're introducing a performance-related bonus of up to £5,000 if I can meet 7 or 8 particular targets of £500 to £750 each; most of these I can meet just by carrying on as I am.

I've been given the option of either getting them paid ad hoc as and when I meet one of the targets or having it as a lump sum at the end of the year. I'm assuming the latter would be better as then I'd be more likely to do something meaningful with it and I'd pay much less in National Insurance but I thought I'd better check with you lads in case I'm missing anything.

>>425370

I'd likely choose the latter too, though HRMC will almost certainly get confused and shove you in the wrong tax bracket when that happens, so keep an eye out for that.

I'm like you, If I got a couple of hundred quid extra a month I'd just spend it on shite, but five grand in a lump is basically a savings account.

I don't like the idea of OTE pay at all though, simply because I've had experiences with companies who don't know how to set appropriate targets, essentially making their daft overblown projection for what their profit (or whatever) should look like into a pay cut for you.

>>425371
It breaks down into roughly one-third things I'll achieve simply by turning up, one-third things I was planning on implementing anyway and one-third things that are largely outside of my control and depend on the overall performance of the company. There's nothing that'll require me buzzing around like a blue-arsed fly.

>>425372
Would the lump sum payment be conditional on each of the targets being achieved?

Depending on whether they know their arse from their elbow at your work or not, the safer bet may be to opt for the ad hoc payment and then just trusting yourself to transfer it into a different account or hide it under the floorboards until you are ready to splash out.

>>425373
It's not conditional on meeting them all.

>>425374
I would get that bit in writing then lad. Agree with other posters caution about OTE, it's just another form of zero hours work, for sales people.

>>425376

Not just sales people. I took a job with about ten grand tied to profit targets, and about a month into the job they raised those targets significantly - a 10% raise in GP targets. For context they were essentially asking me to find an extra 30k a week in profit, overnight.

I don't think they moved the goalposts specifically to fleece me, they just were being daft with their projections. But nonetheless it was basically a pay cut so I left. The sad irony being I probably capable of hitting that target, that sort of thing has been the foundation of my career. If they'd paid me the extra ten grand as regular salary I'd have happily done it, or at least tried very hard to do it. But instead I wandered off within my probation period.

Continuing my ancestry research. It has been blown wide open because it turns out I have shedloads of members of nobility on my dad's side as my bloodline ancestors about 200 years back. If what I have found out is true, it ties me to about a dozen different noble families from Russian nobility to Poland's Szlachta and Germany's Uradle, and then later British Peerage, all going back at least to the 1300s.

It appears that one of my dad's ancestors was a commoner who then married one of their women. His occupation is listed as that of a "registrar", which meant he was not a member of the lower classes as such, but a woman from nobility marrying a commoner was apparently still quite frowned upon and it may be one reason why our family are paupers never inherited any of the wealth that must have been knocking about in those circles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midway_(2019_film)
>Midway is an upcoming American historical action drama film directed by Roland Emmerich and written by Wes Tooke.

Great, once this flops no one's going to sign on for my Montgomery biopic.

>>425429

A.K.A "PEARL HARBOR II: THE REVENGENING"

>>425428
> to Poland's Szlachta
Huh, that's what I was told by my grandma once too.
One question I cannot answer in regards to that is 'so what?' It's not like that gives me any kind of privileges or makes me better in any way.
Just a curious piece of trivia.

>>425431

>One question I cannot answer in regards to that is 'so what?' It's not like that gives me any kind of privileges or makes me better in any way.

Hereditary nobility was always rooted in the idea of nobility of the blood, the presumption that your kin had superior hereditary qualities of character that made you a rightful part of the country's elite from the day you were born simply because your parents were nobility, and their parents before them. While questionable, you can't completely deny that certain character features can be hereditary.

Aristocratic monarchies were an exclusionary, pre-democratic concept and irreconcilable with modern forms of government as we know them today, but then again, not that much more exclusionary than today's Western elites tend to be, who like to cordon themselves off from the rest of society and favour their own kind, and who have risen to wealth and power as commoners in the last 250 years and now constitute the de facto ruling class in many Western democracies. Most people have no chance of ever becoming part of that elite the same way they rarely had the chance to be knighted or otherwise ennobled by a country's monarch. These economic elites, if not in writing then at least in fact, enjoy many of the same exclusionary privileges as the noble classes did in pre-democratic Europe.

In its own way, the system of a ruling noble class had its advantages, because tied to your nobility was not only the enjoyment of privileges and prerogatives not shared by commoners, but it was also an ethos. You were expected to follow certain codes of conduct and honour, the disobedience of which could cause you to be stripped of your nobility and all its privileges, usually for life. Rehabilitation with regards to your noble privileges, once you had lost them, was not considered possible. Unlike today's economic elites, for whom the old saying that behind every great fortune there stands a great crime probably couldn't be more true. And yet, their power is just as difficult to challenge as that of nobility in the old days.

Therefore, even if nobody in their right mind would want to undo all the democratic reforms of government of the last few centuries, it's worth noting that just because we no longer call it an aristocracy, that doesn't mean we don't still have one.

>>425433

It would take an absolute moron not to realise we still have an aristocracy. Even more truly so in places like the States, where wealth is the only thing about a person that matters.

All that happened during the Enlightenment was a shift of power from the inherited nobility to the newly powerful merchant wealthy, and thus capitalism was born.

At least in the old days, they didn't lie to you about being able to join their class. You were a peasant and that was that. People who somehow manage to fight their way into wealth in the modern day rarely find themselves ascending to the elites- That still takes a continuous intergenerational connection to power, money and influence before you'll be accepted.

>>425434

> At least in the old days, they didn't lie to you about being able to join their class. You were a peasant and that was that. People who somehow manage to fight their way into wealth in the modern day rarely find themselves ascending to the elites- That still takes a continuous intergenerational connection to power, money and influence before you'll be accepted.


But by contrast, once you were accepted into the realms of nobility, all the doors were open to you pretty much from one day to the next. There was probably still a gradient of social standing between "old nobility" and newly joined nobility, but beyond that, you were now one of them.

As you said, it was kind of a more honest system in its own way. Broadly speaking, there was no false pretense that you could make it from rags to riches.

Or as George Carlin once said, it's called the American Dream for a reason, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

>>425433
>>425434
I've always liked Michael Young's framing of meritocracy: a term he coined in the negative, describing a class unto itself. It's a perverse irony we now all aspire to it.)
The argument essentially went that in the past when you got your ruling position by merit of being of the upper class, you felt a sort of obligation to those lower down than you. Then, as people from the working class took leadership positions (think for example of the early Labour governments), even if their personal living situation and power improved, they still identified themselves with the working class, their concerns and their struggles. Often because they had shared them earlier in life. Through that kind of system, you keep everyone in contact with each other, and get at least some degree of caring governance. Then as we began to take a more scientific, meritocratic approach, that all changed.

It's rare that we have that kind of identity-system now. Instead what we have is an educated, mobile class of people who believe that everything they have, they've earned themselves, particularly through education and smarts. Whether they come from the rich, or have made themselves up from nothing, they have no need to feel obligation to any class. Instead they have their own social group: The meritocrats. And if they've earned everything they've got, they're entitled to what they can take, and if that screws people below them that's those fools own fault for being so lacking in personal merit. A king at least owes his position to god. The meritocrat is god unto himself.

For his words rather than mine, see:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2001/jun/29/comment

>>425436

I think I agree with you that when people really do work their way up nowadays, it fosters a sense in them that what's theirs is theirs because they have worked hard to obtain it, and screw the lower classes who were unable to do the same, it's their own fault really for drinking beer and smoking fags all day in front of their 40'' plasma TVs. In that sense, having achieved personal wealth, however moderate, can make you quite an egotistical cunt.

>The argument essentially went that in the past when you got your ruling position by merit of being of the upper class, you felt a sort of obligation to those lower down than you.

This was part of upper class ethos. In a kind of condescending paternalistic way nonetheless, but the ruling class, noble or not, felt that the unwashed masses had no way of taking their lives into their own hands beyond the scraps earned for a day's work, and that it was therefore the duty of the aristocracy to both lead the way and look after them. Likewise, the system of mediaeval serfdom wasn't all just about exploiting poor peasants whom you legally owned for want of a better word, but a Lord of the manor also had the responsibility to look after his serfs and keep them out of harm's way. It would probably still pass as white slavery today, but again, you were responsible for the wellbeing of those below you.

Royalty today comes in different shapes and forms today than it used to, but it's still exclusionary, aristocratic royalty and it calls the shots and pulls all the strings behind closed doors like it always did. The Americans, for example, have their wealthy movie stars, singers and billionaire business tycoons. They are America's noble families, they are U.S. royalty. Just look at families like the Kennedys, the Bushes or the Clintons. Or indeed old ferret head now and his pretend real estate empire.

I spoke to a recruiter this afternoon. I sent them a CV. They say they've spoken to a client and can get me an interview tomorrow, but I have to provide references up-front. They still haven't named the client.

This sounds sketchy as fuck to me.

>>425440

A recruiters entire business model relies on you not knowing which company wants you to work for them, otherwise you'd just go and contact them.

It's probably some pyramid scheme or one of them delivery companies where you have to pay them to use their vans, though.

>>425437

>The Americans, for example, have their wealthy movie stars, singers and billionaire business tycoons. They are America's noble families, they are U.S. royalty.

Far from it lad. They're the same as highly paid footie players over here. They are the working class rich, they spend their money on drugs and fast cars, the same things you or I would if we suddenly came into ten million overnight. They might be dripping with money but you rarely see them rubbing shoulders with anyone of actual power- If they do, they'll keep it very quiet and by necessity drop out of the "celebrity" limelight. Those who pull strings can't be seen to do so.

>>425442
Normally they tell you who it is before sending a CV to the client.

>>425428
I've started doing my family tree. One of my great-great-great grandfathers was cleared of aiding and abetting a murder but had to to pay a fine of £5 for stealing bacon.

I got a shitty score on my yearly performance review at work today - the lowest, helpfully termed as 'inconsistent'. I've barely had management since I started last year and had 3 different managers in the space of the last couple months. It's a job I was thrown into the deep-end on and had to catch up on my own so now I try to look after the people who have joined after me including my new manager.

What feedback I did get from the previous 2 comes down solely to "you don't ask enough questions" which directly contradicts the experience of my current manager. The fact that they were never around and explicitly told me to stop bothering other members of the team with questions when I needed someone to help me feels like a real kick in the teeth. Fortunately there were people in other teams who took the time to look after me but the fact that despite doing what I think is a stellar job given the circumstances it is impossible to get any recognition for it.

Anyway, my question is there is a team we work closely with advertised today that they are looking to fill a now vacant space. I'm tempted to apply for the job even though it's up for an initial 6 months followed by an open interview process - not secure but from the start I've wanted to work in their area anyway. The problem is when I say we work closely I mean we sit in the same space which could make for some very awkward office politics and obviously I'd get a shitty reference if I do apply.

What do you lads reckon, burn the building down?

>>425450
This has been my past experience as well. I don't see know how you can give a decent interview if you don't know the employer beforehand and the short time-frame is itself an issue. Are you sure this isn't a gate-keeper interview with the agency?

At any rate, I'm not even sure I would say this is sketchy so much as utterly negligent on the part of the agency. I wouldn't use them in future and think it only right you at least send an email demanding to know who exactly you are interviewing for because that's not only for your benefit but there's as well.

>>425458
I feel like I'd trust a guy that had been cleared of aiding and abetting a murder, but if I knew that on top of that he'd stolen some bacon...

>>425465
Literally who?

>>425465

I'd split her in half IYKWIM.

I'll get my coat

>>425466
Mate, if you haven't seen at least one post on here about using Are Stacey's tears as lubricant to wank with then you haven't even lived.

A company who tried to headhunt me nearly a year ago just sent me a box full of stuff. The fancier end of products they make (food) alongside other more expensive items. I haven't had contact with anyone at that company since I declined their offer a year ago, and nobody called or emailed or anything.

I didn't even think companies here did that sort of thing at all, it strikes me as a very American gesture and I think most brits, myself included, are far too cynical to be impressed by this sort of gesture. The fact that nobody's really explained to me what it's in aid of yet feels very strange, too. I assume their recruiter will be asking me if I fancy working for them yet but as far as it goes right now I have no indication of that. The note didn't say much other than "enjoy". Very odd.

Is this normal? I've never seen anything like it, though I've never really been courted by a proper corporation before this.

>>425470
In some industries it's really common to send gifts at christmas to customers and suppliers.

But I've never heard of stuff being sent out to individuals. Possibly they've just got your name on a list of contacts and got you mixed up. Or alternatively they still have an opening for a job and they want you, in that case sending out a random "gift" with no explanation is ok, but if they specifically told you a reason for sending it, then that has legal obligations.

>>425470
I know of a lass who wiped her boss's apple on her arse before putting it back on her desk and watching her eat it.

All I'm saying is give it a sniff before you eat any of it.

>>425472
Lesbians are weird.

>>425470

If you have skills that are scarce and commercially valuable, the finder's fee for an agency could run into the high four or low five figures. You may or may not be endeared by their gesture, but you'll certainly remember it. Just keeping their company in your mind is a worthwhile investment.

>>425471

>But I've never heard of stuff being sent out to individuals. Possibly they've just got your name on a list of contacts and got you mixed up.

I had considered that. It sort of makes sense if they have me on file, it's my birthday on Sunday and they certainly could have confused me with a buyer going by my linkedin etc. Even without my birthday being a factor (can't remember if they'd know my DOB or not) this is likely a good time of year for them to be reminding people they exist.

Still seems more related to the job thing though, since they sought me out in the first place, and likely do still want me over there.

>>425474

I do understand that, I still didn't think it was something people did over here. I've heard plenty of American references to getting baskets of muffins or iPads or whatever, but never anyone over here. I know we have a couple of techlads here and I imagine they might have been sent some magic swag before.

They know I turned them down to start a business, though, so I'm not sure why they think I'd be changing my mind now, unless they assume I've tanked it already.

>>425475

We occasionally get little plushies or coffee mugs and what have you in orders from our suppliers. I think the more specialist your needs, the more likely you are to get companies who keep their clients sweet with freebies.

The manager who deals with stock ordering seems to think they belong to him, as if he orders them of his own pocket, and not from the fucking NHS budget, the prick. I stole a penguin before he could get his hands on it once and he actually sent the company an e-mail asking for another.

>>425475

You sometimes have to be inventive in roping in good talent. People who know that they are good at what they do also know that they can pick and choose job offers. So by sending you a gift basket, it might give them the edge over other possible employers on a subconscious, personal level. And it also means you get to take a first-hand look at the products they make and maybe identify with those products. In a "seeing is believing" kind of way. These can all be little things to nudge you to come work for them.

The £50 or so that it cost them to send you a gift basket are probably well spent in the greater scheme of things for them. Even if they send ten people like you such a gift basket and only one of them is swayed, it still pays off.

>>425477

I was at one point responsible for buying from suppliers and we were spending about half a million a month per supplier on stock across all the sites. I never got any free shit from any of those cunts, though to be fair if I rang them and asked them for something they'd always bend over backwards. I think I might have quickly gained a reputation for being a ruthless bastard who would drop a supplier in response to a near negligible rise in unit prices, so they never bothered.

If they'd have just send me a free car or something I'd have happily signed whatever dodgy ten-year contract they'd have suggested, would have easily changed things around to require significantly more of their stock. I was quite willing and able to be as bent as a two bob note, but nobody ever asked.

>>425468

Stacey Dooley is fine as long as she isn't touring some shitehole African country where half the population live in corrugated iron huts along jungle dirt roads, and three fourths of the people in the village she is intruding upon with her African poverty porn are AIDS orphans, and she has a teary with the camera and repetitively complains that "it's not fair".

Other than that, yes, she makes good wank material, and I am sure she's a decent bonk. I do enjoy sex with redheads, so as long as she'll leave her social conscience at the bedroom door, I would be interested.

>>425480
I do not believe you've been intimate with a woman.

>>425482

I do not believe you've been intimate with a redhead.

Something about the genetics for ginger hair (proper ginger, fair skin and all) seems to correlate with a fanny as sweet as fresh fruit and a drive like an animal in heat.

Sciencelads, please respond.

>>425483
The one redhead I've been with was particularly musky in a way I wasn't fond of.

>>425483


>and a drive like an animal in heat

And to boot, one redhead I was with was fresh off the pill because the pill gave her thrombosis (her smoking half a pack a day certainly had nothing to do with it) and she had a copper ion IUD implanted. Not only did the IUD mean worry free sex 24/7 at even lower statistical failure rates than the pill, but when a lass gets off the pill, her natural hormone balance gradually returns. The estrogen in the pill can cancel out a lot of the trace level testosterone that women have and which is vital for a healthy sex drive, and if you take away that extra estrogen, some women can almost end up glued to your knob.

It hasn't happened to me often that my knob was literally red with soreness after a weekend together, in a way that you normally only get anywhere on your skin if you fall asleep on a beach lounger in Magaluf, but during the three or four months with her, it was a regular occurrence. It didn't end up becoming something long term between us. We were just at different points in our lives and had too little in common to build an actual relationship on. But it was really the best sex I ever had. Images of her abound in my spank bank to this day.

I was having an interesting conversation with my other half about the gender pay gap earlier; it's that time of year when firms have to disclose theirs so we've got the usual tripe like the Graun reporting that male doctors earn more than female doctors before burying in the text that men tend to specialise more in more demanding and lucrative areas, that men tend to work more hours or that most of the ones who've been around the longest are men so they'll be the highest earners and any universal percentage pay rises will simply compound the situation. There's no evidence whatsoever that a male and female doctor doing the same role with the same qualifications and level of experience are paid differently because the whole thing is a massive distraction from what really matters.

Anyway, she was saying that you can make arguments to make anything appear sexist if you really want to. Apparently people are claiming that cars are sexist because women have to be much closer to the steering wheel due to their shorter legs and also because the seatbelts start too high up for most of them. In Sweden politicians have been arguing that using snowploughs primarily on the main roads is sexist because it's predominantly men who'll be using them to get to work whereas women will be using the side streets to drop the kids off at school or pop to the local shops.

>>425487

There was a big kerfuffle the other day about the first all-female spacewalk being cancelled because they didn't have the right sized spacesuits. It turned out that the astronaut in question had trained in both the medium and large suits, was planning to use the large suit for the walk, but changed her mind at the last minute. One of the medium suits had been partially dismantled for servicing and couldn't be made ready in time, so another astronaut who preferred the large suit did the spacewalk instead to avoid delaying the mission. That perfectly reasonable explanation didn't stop half of Twitter from decrying it as proof that science is sexist.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-47717937

>>425487

>Anyway, she was saying that you can make arguments to make anything appear sexist if you really want to.

I think the problem with actual maritime issues these days isn't that the actual maritime issues that exists is being downplayed. But it's that there is a hyperactive and very loud and vocal subgroup of militant trout farmers and fisherpersons who will call just about anything and anybody sexist for things that are both beyond the common person's comprehension and their ideas about what should really be seen as constituting actual maritime issues by a level headed person.

And programmes like "It Was Alright In The 70s" on Channel4 (?) both tie into that kind of phenomenon and perpetuate it, but also lay it bare. I simply cannot take a group of early 20something hipster comedians who have no real concept of the world around them beyond the brief five to ten years that they have spent in it as adults seriously when they cringe at clips of a woman in lingerie on a grainy also-ran 1970s BBC sitcom with their mouths gaping at what they think was earth shaking actual maritime issues.

>>425490
>there is a hyperactive and very loud and vocal subgroup of militant trout farmers and fisherpersons who will call just about anything and anybody sexist for things that are both beyond the common person's comprehension and their ideas about what should really be seen as constituting actual maritime issues by a level headed person.
They're probably a lot less active or vocal than you think and are to a large (though not exclusive) degree being amplified by those on the right who want to make fishing as a whole look silly.

I was in the main SU building for my uni yesterday lunch time, and there was a group of lads wearing blue bibs with the slogan "I am a Zionist" written on them. They handed me a leaflet explaining that Israel is the most socially progressive country in the middle east, and that most Israeli-Arabs would rather live in the state of Israel than in a hypothetical Palestinian state.

I admire their bravery being so boldly pro-Israel in a university, I assume they didn't go down well as they'd moved on after an hour or so.

>>425491
Channel 4 is right wing?

>>425488
>>425490

I think maritime issues of the annoying, intrusive and unnecessary type are sort of going g away. There was the phase a few years ago when they tried to go for a full scale assault of the gaming press/industry, but largely that seems to have does because surprisingly, it hurt those publication's sales to try and shovel such horseshit down the necks of a largely male audience.

I think it's safe to say it'll be a quaint memory before long, like the Occupy movement or similar. Then we'll all be able to relax and concentrate on things that actually are an issue to fishing stocks, instead of hyperbolic reactionary bullshit.

Also, some new and even more annoying brand of hyperbolic reactionary bullshit will come along to replace it.

I don't know if it's me being a snob/bore but towards the end of the working day it was mainly me in the office with the junior members of staff and I refused to make any effort to join in their conversation because it was just so tedious.

They laugh about how thick they are and think that not knowing things is an endearing personality trait. I'm talking about incredibly basic things here, such as what the capital city of Italy is or what an MP is. I just don't think I could lower myself to joining in and joking along; I can't stand people who boast about ignorance and I reckon I'd rather wipe my arse with sandpaper than join in.

>>425494

>There was the phase a few years ago when they tried to go for a full scale assault of the gaming press/industry, but largely that seems to have does because surprisingly, it hurt those publication's sales to try and shovel such horseshit down the necks of a largely male audience.

Their MO is usually that they complain that a certain group of people, be it gamers or really any social group, are too male dominated. Then they try to enter and infiltrate those groups because they believe it increases gender equality when there are no all-men groups of anyting (while all-women groups of something seem to be just fine), and then next thing they do is they say they want different, usually easier and more relaxed rules for the girls within that newly "gender equal" group.

Next to gaming, another example would be chess tournaments. You now have all women's chess tournaments, but IIRC they play according to much easier tournament rules.

I believe that just as women, men need certain social groups where they can just be among themselves. Male bonding, same as female bonding, often works best in homogenous groups of your own gender. That isn't to say you don't benefit from being in a few mixed gender social groups in your life, as a man, but contrary to what we are always told, I think there is nothing sexist about not wanting women in a few certain social groups. Especially when considering that women claim their moral right to have all-woman groups for just about anything.

>>425496

>Next to gaming, another example would be chess tournaments. You now have all women's chess tournaments, but IIRC they play according to much easier tournament rules.

There are a parallel set of titles for women only. Anyone (male or female) can earn the title of Grandmaster by achieving an ELO rating of 2500, with an effective ELO rating of 2600 in at least three major tournaments. The title of Woman Grandmaster is awarded to any woman with an ELO rating of 2300.

Naturally, this has been framed as a double-bind by some fisherpersons - the existence of the women's titles is sexist because it sets lower standards for women, but the paucity of women earning the non-gendered titles is also sexist for some reason.

See also the motte-and-bailey definition of fishing. fishing just means that you believe men and women are equal, unless it's convenient for fishing to mean supporting policy x. If you're not a fisherperson then you don't believe that men and women are equal, if you don't support policy x then you're not a true fisherperson, ergo if you don't support policy x then you're a horrible whale poacher.

>>425490
>adults seriously when they cringe at clips of a woman in lingerie on a grainy also-ran 1970s BBC sitcom with their mouths gaping at what they think was earth shaking actual maritime issues.

I miss bawdy television. The problem these days is you will see a pair of Klingon tits on telly but it will all be terribly serious.

>>425494
I'm calling it getting worse before it gets better. Unconscious bias theory will sustain it for awhile yet as the permanent neuroticism ethics takes shape.

>>425496
>>425497
I haven't seen any of the stuff you're talking about and am inclined to think you're watching people who deliberately call attention to it for whatever reason. I can't be bothered to argue about it and further, it's so tiresome.

>>425497

>Naturally, this has been framed as a double-bind by some fisherpersons - the existence of the women's titles is sexist because it sets lower standards for women, but the paucity of women earning the non-gendered titles is also sexist for some reason.

Having your cake and eating it.

I can understand when women have lower competitive standards in certain sports where raw physical strength counts. Woman weightlifters will by and large not be able to lift the kinds of weight totals that some ludicrously muscular blokes are capable of. That's a given, and it would seem more peculiar to not have diverging standards between female and male athletes in those sports.

But if women are equal to men in their mental capabilities, which by and large even I think they are, then a) I'm not sure that we need different chess tournament rules for women and b) it kind of does seem like disservice to society's image of women in itself.

>I miss bawdy television. The problem these days is you will see a pair of Klingon tits on telly but it will all be terribly serious.

James Buckley said in an interview last year that even a show like The Inbetweeners could not be made today because of some people's hair trigger response today to even the mildest sexual innuendo. Just ten years on, nobody seems to be able to take. a fucking. joke. anymore.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjz8jYFiNC4

I think he is hitting the nail on the head.

And even the most raunchy Benny Hill runaround scene with a bit of tit flopping out and some butt spanking was really just meant all in good fun in the 70s and 80s when the show was made, and as pushing the boundaries of painfully dull evening entertainment of its time a little. Nobody was even remotely attempting to insinuate that women were subhuman sex objects. It was all just a big laugh, nothing more, and nothing less.

We may not realise it today (well, I do, but mainstream early 20s hipster militant trout farmers patently do not), but we live in quite dark times. Where everybody is afraid to be BRILLIANT or push boundaries or even make an innocent subversive joke for fear of having an angry twitter mob with pitchforks after them about a tenth of a second later. Our culture in that respect mirrors that of the 1950s and 60s with the BBC Green Book and all that. But even back then, people could take an BRILLIANT joke for what it was.

>>425500
Yeah an interview done by Piers Morgan, such a reasonable man. Fucking hell.

>>425501

Even if you think Piers Morgan is a tit, which he largely is, then James Buckley still has a point.

>>425502
Does he, though? Really? The only evidence I have is his opinion that what they were doing back then is too BRILLIANT for today's audience. Which sounds a hell of a lot like ad copy to me.

>>425503

The evidence would be whether or not a programme has been made in the last year or so that is based around sexual innedendo and wank jokes.

Is there? I honestly don't know.

>>425504

Well nobody seemed to mind Rachel Riley drawing a cock and balls on Cats Does Countdown.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mQdWq2XOpM

>>425503

Ah yes, the old thing about edgelad thinking he's the only edgelad in all of nonedgeladland.

To be fair though, what rings true enough is that with all the instant Twitter mobs you get nowadays, there is a real danger of even the most benign off the wall innuendo being misunderstood by a critical mass of people to make the outrage seem many times larger than it actually is.

I read something a while ago about Twitter mobs where they said the problem isn't that people take offence and spew their discontent via Twitter, but that we've got a distorted perception of reality with these things. Considering that social media really is global now, a few hundred Twitter users voicing their anger may seem like a lot, but it really isn't, in the greater scheme of things. And the author of the article I read then said that it goes back to remnants of tribal society which we all still somehow have knocking about in our subconscious, where a hundred people wielding clubs and axes coming to your village were a real and massive threat to your kin's existence. It was live or die, and you had to defend what was yours to the death. Whereas in today's world, a hundred angry people on Twitter is barely 0.0001 percent of the UK's population and therefore not even a blip. It is only because we still subconsciously feel that an angry mob of 100 people is a lot and a real threat that we place that kind of importance on such a thing.

For companies though, even a few dozen Twitter users who are angry about one of your products can spell disaster, because it can have adverse effects of opinion leadership and negative influencing of the silent masses of consumers who will be discouraged from buying your product. You could argue that that is also because consumers think a hundred people dissatisfied with a product are a lot, but it really isn't, when you consider that some consumer products like mobile phones, cars, or certain globalised services are now marketed to target groups of literally billions of people around the world.

>>425494
> There was the phase a few years ago when they tried to go for a full scale assault of the gaming press/industry, but largely that seems to have does because surprisingly, it hurt those publication's sales to try and shovel such horseshit down the necks of a largely male audience.

Strange enough, a similar assault on the IT industry looks like it's been rather successful. I suspect that it has something to do with people not willing to forfeit their income unlike the gaming bollocks where you spend your cash.

>>425514
My favourite Twitter storm was the one about Lupita Nyong'o and Grazia magazine photoshopping her hair shorter for the magazine cover. Half of the people getting angry thought the pictures were the other way around and they'd actually photoshopped hair onto her. All they really knew was that it must be racist and they were outraged about it.

>>425531

I think with some people it's just a mindset. They go through life seeing dolphin rape and actual maritime issues and white privilege behind every bush and street corner. That isn't to say there is no dolphin rape or actual maritime issues. There very much still is, unfortunately. It's just that some people cannot differentiate between an unfortunate or thoughtless remark by somebody, and an actual full on mean-spirited verbal or physical attack against a fellow human being because of their gender, skin colour, or whatever else.

>>425532
All of it's worsened by all these echo-chambers online now though, people love 'em. As far as I'm aware we can't stop people who want to be sucked into these things from getting sucked into these things. They want a cause, a purpose and a group to belong to, doesn't matter if they're wrong.

Please stop giving creedance to Twitter.

>>425534
n2 m7

>>425534

I've always thought that Twitter is a portmanteau for twit chatter.

Altough they probably would have named it Twatter in that case.

>>425535>>425542
Did I do something other than make an embarrassing typo? I'm confused.

>>425545

It's spelled credence. You managed to make two mistakes in one word and ignore the angry red zig-zag. Be thankful you didn't get a comedy ban.

Can't sleep and just saw that there's a documentary about Joseph Fritzl on Channel5+1 starting right now.

Well worth staying up for.

I saw Craig Charles do an open mike. What an odd day.

>>425608

Is he still off his rocker?

Saw him a couple of times doing his Funk and Soul stuff in Leeds. He was off his face, lovely lad though.

>>425609

He's off the crack last time I checked, but he has only ever been in vague proximity to his rocker.

Just put this year's chili pepper plants in bigger pots. Here's hoping this year will see a yield of chili peppers comparable to last year, where I had a harvest of nearly 150 chili peppers on two potted plants.

Homebase had some attractive looking strawberry and tomato seedlings when I went there this afternoon, maybe I will go back tomorrow and get a few of them.

Trying to decide whether I've recovered from being ill enough to order a pizza, or if it'll just destroy my gut. I was doing Keto before I got sick too, so my body will probably freak out either way.

Its two for tuesday though, innit.

>>425620
Support your local takeways!

Hmm, I think I might have accidentally used my ex's debit card details last month. There's no other card details stored on the account, though the order page doesn't specify which card I used, it's possible I put in my own details, as I'm sure I'd have noticed her name popping up, as I did just now.

It was only 16 quid but I'm not sure I have any way of contacting her to give it back/assure her she's not had her card skimmed, no facebook or nowt. I deleted her details but if I'd been thinking I could have took the account number and sort code and sent the money, at least.

I feel quite bad about that, she probably would have had to cancel her card etc. I also assume I've committed a crime of some sort.

I've had my lunch 2 until 3 and I leave at 4. I'm now having a shit at work, but there's no way I'm actually going to do anything productive between now and going home.

Getting ready to harvest my garlics, lads.
Planted 6 cloves last year and that mad bastard of a Summer we had killed them off. But I think they grew into their own bulbs as each of the 6 plants is now its own 5-6 plants. And theyre fucking massive.

Biding my time.

No idea what the fuck I'm gonna do with them when theyre done, maybe shoulda grown an actual food instead of an ingredient. Whatever, I'll make litres of homemade Dominos garlic and herb dip.

>>425629

>No idea what the fuck I'm gonna do with them when theyre done

Have you checked if your area is frequented by a lot of vampires?

>>425629
https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/roasted_garlic/

>>425629

You can pickle it if you've got an abundance.

This might be the most boring day of .gs posts I've ever seen. I know I'm not helping, but there we have it.

>>425635

I do wonder why. Were we all just busy today?

>>425636
Maybe one of us got a job or something?

I wanted to go see this kepekois folk band tonight but then I found out that they're playing in a church with seating and that you can't even bring your drinks back from the bar to the main hall. I already saw the band last year at a similar venue (although thankfully drinks were allowed) and the mismatch between the energy on stage and the lack of it in the sit-down crowd was palpable. I talked to the band afterwards and they said they preferred having a lively and bonkers crowd. I think I made the right decision in skipping this event, but then again, as I type this a part of me thinks it would've been nice to see the band again despite the restrictions of the church venue. Ah well. Come see, cum saw as the French say.

It's a shame that modern folk music is the preserve of octogenarians.

>>425646

Le Vent du Nord?

>>425646
>kepekois
Beg pardon?

>>425650
Apparently it's chantard-speak for Quebecois.

>>425648
Yup.

I just ate an expired chocolate santa that I found in the back of my cupboard. The expiration date read as March 31 of this year, so I figured there would be no harm in eating it. It did taste a bit off though. Not quite like it's supposed to taste. But I ate the whole thing anyway.

Am I going to die?

>>425759
Yes.

>>425759
We're all going to die, Picalad. But you are going to get there a lot quicker if you keep eating the random things you find at the back of the cupboard. Never drink anything from the cupboard under the kitchen sink those bottles mummy keeps there that look like fizzy pop are very dangerous.

>>425247
I am away for training seminar bollocks all week. Last night I met up with my lad because the course isn't that far away from his university. What started out as a Spoon's mixed grill and a quiet few pints soon ended up with a heavy night. I am absolutely hanging out of my arse today, struggling to keep awake during the interminably long PowerPoint presentations.

Having to take an ID photo for a work thing on my ageing phone has not been going well. I look like a sad egg.

I'm tempted to photoshop it but it's almost certainly some sort of daft militant wog act to doctor a photo intended for a government mandated security pass.

>>425761

> if you keep eating the random things you find at the back of the cupboard.

Apparently, you can eat chocolate after its expiration date. According to what it says on the Internet somebody said it, so it must be true, chocolate will mainly lose flavour over time, as well as absorb odours from its surroundings, but it should be no health hazard as such, as long as it is kept at reasonable temperatures.

Who the FUCK thinks it's fine to mow the lawn or strim at this time of fucking night? Everyone knows you have until about half six to make that sort of noise, and even that's a bit much on a weekday.

>>425765
Better than stupid o'clock on a Sunday morning.

>>425764

Chocolate often doesn't have an expiration date, just a best before. It takes quite a lot for sweets to go bad, particularly cheapo ones that are usually more sugar and oil than plant mass. Plus I've seen those lads who review old rations on YouTube eat chocolate bars that are thirty years old.

>>425767


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIdv_pnkHJk

>>425769
I'll see you and raise you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmdLnPGZ0Rc

I got a bit addicted to this guys channel for a while.

Windows Update just fucking bricked my Windows 7 installation for good. It freezes on startup, not suddenly but gradually in that it just becomes unresponsive, and none of the system restore points work, and I can't identify any services or processes that could be the culprit.

So I've just backed up the important parts of my C partition and am about to give Windows the go ahead to reinstall itself.

With Windows 7 support running out soon, maybe not the worst point in time to have to do this. And the install date of the current installation appears to have been June 8, 2015. So I am sure that Windows has bunged itself up either way over the course of four years and that it will be loads faster and more responsice when I am finished.

>>425772
I just moved on from my February 2010 install. Windows Update... took a while.

>>425772
Windows tech support lad here.

There are a bunch of things you could do to try and save the install if you really needed, but a fresh install if not an issue is the quickest and easiest way to achieve what you want.

Thanks for not contacting the helpline

>>425770
Love that guys channel.

>>425770

"'S'get this out on a trehh..." is such a powerful meme I once said it to my mrs before going down on her, and it didn't even kill the mood.

I'm a bit jealous of the ones where he smokes a pack of 40 year old Camels though.

>>425249
I torrented Warcraft 3 and I'm literally too stupid to play it since I can't use mounts properly. I mounted it in Windows, installed everything from the 'CD', now when I try to run it I get complaints that my CD-ROM drive is empty. I though when an .iso was mounted the system already thinks it's a drive anyway?

>>425776
Absolute legend move.

>>425777
You might need a crack.

Mounted ISO isn't always a surefire way of fooling copy protection.

Have a look on google and see if there's a simple way to do it without downloading some dodgy crack first though.

>>425774

I'm almost done reinstalling now. Last bits of custom hardware drivers installed now. Still tons of Windows Updates to be downloaded, from the looks of it, and I still need to get all my third party software back on as well. Never quite sure which is best to do first, or if the two can be done simultaneously. I will probably just put the bare minimum of software on it and then the rest after Windows Update has finished.

>>425780My advice to you is when doing the Windows updates, skip the one from last Tuesday. We've had a fuckton of people having problems with it. I'd just wait till next month, hold that one back.

>>425781
By the way, posting this from a cracked Win 7 Machine that has apart from service updates required to run certain software, never has updates. I have no firewall. I have no antivirus. Still I remain uninfected.

It's quite funny I'm doing tech support for Microsoft from a cracked copy of Win 7, using a Cracked copy of Win 10 in a VM (no internet access ever) for reference if ever needed.

Earlier I went to the pub and had a couple of pints while working from my Linux Mint netbook, and relied on memory. Worked out fine.

>>425781

Could you provide a KB number for that update, so I will know which update to untick when it comes to it?

>>425783
KB4493509

>>425784
By the way if you type this update into google images, one of the results that comes up is a picture of grumpy cat.

That should be enough to warn you off it.

>>425782
>>425785
I need to stop starting posts with by the way. Drunken repetition.

>>425785

Fuck, I forgot to back up all my fonts I have collected over the years. I dabble in graphic design, so recovering them off the Internet one by one will be painstaking.

The computer is indeed much faster now though after the Windows reinstall. Downloading another 800MB of Windows Update now.

>>425787
>Fuck, I forgot to back up all my fonts I have collected over the years. I dabble in graphic design, so recovering them off the Internet one by one will be painstaking.
I know this pain, not with fonts but with audio plugins.

Rest in peace the fonts.

I've been up all night with toothache and I'm waiting for the dentists to open at 8 so can get an emergency appointment.

It's such a horribly consistent pain, no change in posture or position changes it. Just a dull throb that gets increasingly worse when you try to sleep since all your other sensory input dies down. Yesterday was a really good day as well.

>>425790

So how did the emergency appointment turn out?

>>425791

He's probably dead, it's been over four hours. I've never trusted dentists.

Just got home and am now resuming my Windows 7 reinstall. In addition to the 800-plus MB I downloaded from Windows Update last night, I am about to download another 935 MB, or 179 individual update files.

When will it end. But what also blows my mind is that every line of code of those 1.7 GB must have been written and compiled by somebody at some point.

300 years ago, probably all the text anybody had ever written in human history up to that point (not counting identical copies of a book) could have fit into those 1.7 gigabytes.

>>425796
>Windows 7
What on earth are you doing, lad?

>>425797

It's an older computer which likely wouldn't perform well with Windows 10 on it. Maybe I will buy a new computer next year after Windows 7 support runs out, but for the time being, I am going to keep this PC, and with Windows 7 on it.

>>425799

I'd be surprised if 10 didn't run on just about anything still alive.

>>425792
I rang around as soon as places opened and eventually got an appointment for 3. I just got home a few minutes ago.

Once I'd been up and around on my feet for an hour or so the pain mostly vanished - lying down makes it worse as the blood pressure around your gums increases. So I haven't been in pain since this morning, luckily. I made it in to an important meeting at work today before vanishing off at least.

I had a couple of X-rays done and the teeth that were hurting are healthier than I thought. They're not dead on the inside or otherwise falling apart, I just have some erosion around the gumline which is causing heightened sensitivity. He slapped on some heavy-duty fluoride paste around the area and I'm having a checkup in a week - if the pain returns then he'll attach some permanent enamel-paste-stuff at the base of the teeth to make a permanent barrier.

Sage for the most boring post ever posted on .gs. I'm tired.

>>425800

This does not mean it will run well.

That said, it will probably not gum up old PCs like Vista did back in its day.

I tried to update my PC to Vista Home circa 2006 (?), and it just fucked everything up completely. So much so that I reverted to XP just days later. Vista was just not a good choice if you didn't have the proper hardware resources.

>>425797
What? I run 7 myself and have only a vague idea what I'd do when the 2020 comes knocking.
10 is a bit all too sure in doing exactly what it is told not to do. I'm not fond of the data collection practices either.
Even as I have several scripts and check-lists to use and make it shut up mostly, I'd rather not bother. Besides, 7 does perform alright for me.
>>425801
Congrats on having it easy.

>>425802
At least it wasn't Windows M.E, which give your computer actual ME. It hogged so many resources that PCs at the time they became massively sluggish.

>>425797
>What on earth are you doing, lad?
He's choosing the best version of Windows released to date.

>>425805

Windows ME was the most shit system that Microsoft ever annoyed its users with. Stability was fucking awful, driver issues were abundant, and it just looked and felt like Windows 98's retarded cousin.

I got a pirated CD with a system builders version of ME on it from a friend back in the day when it had just come out, and for some time, I thought that I had all those problems because it was an illegal rip. But one of my friends then bought a new computer at the time with an all legit copy of ME, and he had the exact same problems on his computer.

It's just the natural course of events with Microsoft. For every really quite usable, stable, well designed operating system that they come out with now and then, they seem to feel the need to get one or two shit follow ups out of their system again before the OS after that will then amount to something good again. Just look at how poorly received Vista and Windows 8 were. With Windows 10, they seem to have rolled back a few of the unfavourable quirks of Windows 8 again, but having seen both systems side by side, 7 and 10, I would always advise somebody to stick with 7 as long as possible.

Am I paranoid for believing Windows is moving towards a subscription based payment system? Basically everything else is doing so and the auto updates you have no say over seem like the thin end of the wedge for just that kind of thing.

>>425813
Windows 10 has heralded the move from a paid product towards a free one.

Just use Linux. For fucks sake lads it's 2019.

Windows gave me a free update to 10 from my cracked copy of 7 Ultimate. It was a pretty good deal if you ask me.

>>425818

>Just use Linux. For fucks sake lads it's 2019.


Take a minute to think about what you just said before we move on, lad.

>>425818
Keep your own farm animals. It's 2019 after all.

>>425822
I do. Need to move the sheep off the hayfield onto their summer grazing, but they've gone feral over the winter. Took a week of trying to coax the wooly bastards into the barn so I could load them into the trailer - when I realised that the keys to the trailer are in the towcar, which is 100 miles away. Fuck's sake. Sheep released.

Still busy updating my Windows 7 reinstall. A good three GB of data so far. And counting.

Fuckssake. Seems like my Windows 7 version is proper ancient. It's a disk image on a bootable USB thumb drive that I originally downloaded directly from Microsoft. My computer originally only came with a recovery version of Windows 7 Home which was stored on a system reserved hard drive partition. And then when the cheaply made hard drive went kaput and needed replacing just after the warranty ran out, I happened upon the downloadable disk image on Microsoft's web site. It lets you install anything from Windows 7 Starter 32-bit to Win 7 Professional if you type in the correct serial number. But apparently it's a very early Win7 build, which doesn't even contain Service Pack 1. Might have to check if they offer a more up to date disk image now, but obviously too late for this reinstall now.

>>425821
>>425822

He's right. Stop being goddamn plebs who depend on Windows-brand spyware/bloatware.

>>425837

>Stop being goddamn plebs

>I'm Linux edgelad, behold mah edges.

>>425837

I love Linux and have ran it in many forms since I was about 12, but there's still too many specialist programs that will likely never run properly, so I'm stuck with Windows or OSX for at least half of my computing time.

You can viably use Linux for gaming now, which is great, but until it runs Ableton, certain CAD programs, and Adobe suite, I'm going to have to remain a pleb.

>>425837
Ganoo Slash Lunicks has its uses, but it's still simply not there for serious productivity. Unsupported by Adobe CS, Altium, SolidWORKS, AutoCAD, etc, and LibreOffice is fucking useless compared to MS Office. I suppose with Google Docs, that's not as much of an issue unless you're going full FOSS. Hell, even Netflix was a bit of a pain until very recently.

>>425841

LibreOffice and GIMP both have their merits, which is what I use often on my Windows computer. Exporting to PDF tends to be somewhat more convenient in LibreOffice, and GIMP in its current 2.10 version, although still not a de facto alternative to Photoshop, has really come a long way.

Eating an apple.

>>425844
If it's going to take you all weekend get some lemon juice on it or it'll go all manky.

Someone called me eccentric today, purely based on the fact that "you drive a much worse car than you can afford"

I asked them if they could understand the value in having a car you don't care about getting scratched etc but still runs perfectly well, but he genuinely seemed to struggle with that idea.

I just need to get a Defender again, people assume that's a rich person car.

Formula E is fucking boring.

>>425862
Do they still sound like drills and have the pit stop where they have to jump out of one car and get into another?

>>425848

>Someone called me eccentric today, purely based on the fact that "you drive a much worse car than you can afford"


As opposed to most people, who drive much more expensive cars than they can realistically afford without having to eat fish fingers and spaghetti all week.

>>425863

Couldn't be arsed watching long enough to see if they still switch cars, but they definitely still sound like drills or Jetsons cars.

I found out recently that sound is just what straight cut racing gears sound like at high speed, you'd just never know in a combustion car because of the engine noise drowning it out.

I went to a Formula E event at Silverstone last year, or the year before, I forget, and talked to some bloke from the Virgin team. Despite being a giant nerd and very much into cars myself, he did not succeed in impressing or even entertaining me with his waffle about electric motors.

I did get a Virgin Racing branded bluetooth speaker with a robot face on it from them though.

>>425848
I've had a similar run-in recently, replace cars with phones.
Would do the same if it came to cars too. Unless, of course, I had a sudden windfall of a fortune to afford a W221 and its maintenance.
I suspect I'd still prefer a W124/W140 though.

>>425848

>I just need to get a Defender again, people assume that's a rich person car.

Or a murderer's car.

https://sniffpetrol.com/2014/10/01/one-life-live-it-sticker-defines-land-rover-owner/

>>425884

>Or a murderer's car.

Still better than a white van. One of my mates had one for a while, mainly to transport his surfboards, and people kept asking him jokingly if he was a child snatcher or a paedo.

>>425887

My missus has a white van to transport her bikes around in and nobody ever asks her if she's a paedo. Typical double standards.

>>425887

Does he look like a paedo though?

>>425889

Long shaggy hair and beard stubble.

Your guess is as good as mine.

>>425890

If the hair is a bit greasy too, that's very paedo.

>>425891

How do you know this?

>>425892

Paedos excrete a chemical that attracts children. It smells like hammers, and makes the hair look greasy.

Watching two pigeons outside my window in a tree competing over a female pigeon. But if I am not entirely mistaken, both males have mated with the female in the last ten minutes.

Proper dirty slag, that female pigeon.

How do I become less of a judgemental cunt? When it was in the news about that lad being mauled to death by a dog in a caravan one of my first thoughts was "I bet they've got a chav name like Lexi, Hayden or Jaxon and I bet their parents are proper pondscum too." When that was confirmed right on both counts it made me think less of them, like the death doesn't count as much because it's one more waste of space elimated from the gene pool. I know it's terrible to think like people such as these don't really matter, they're not real people, but it's the first thing that automatically and instinctively pops into my noggin.

>>425927
Pervert.

>>425929
Consciously choose to have a more open minded approach to other human beings, and especially become more open to making friends or at least connecting socially with other humans regardless of background or class. Talk to people. Try to understand their lives. Deeply question what, if anything, makes you much better or that fundamentally different to them, and be honest with yourself about your own shortcomings and strengths with the attitude that no one is perfect, and that we're all just learning to get by.

Except Bike Thief though, he's just a cunt.

>>425929

>How do I become less of a judgemental cunt?

>Pervert.


I can't say I have doubt that you need help.

>>425770
Lads could someone please explain why I've just lost 45 minutes of my life to watching a man get very excited about a freeze dried slice of pepperoni pizza

Why is he so genuinely enthuasistic about the flavour of coffee powder

Why is this such compelling viewing what is going on

>>425930
I'm probably tainted by the fact that I've spent too much time growing up around these kind of people to know they're the absolute dregs of society. It doesn't help that the more I read about this case, such as the fact that it was members of the public who tried to help the boy rather than friends and family in adjoining caravans because they were too busy getting hammered at 5am to even notice anything was wrong, the worse it gets and it just ends up confirming my prejudices were correct (even if that's just at a superficial level).

However, when I hear in the news about a stabbing, shooting or acid attack in London my first thoughts are generally along the lines of "I bet the perpetrators are black." When I'm proven correct I don't think less of them, I think that they're a byproduct of the culture they've been raised in where joining a gang and engaging in criminal acts helps make up for a lack of male role models in their lives, gives them a sense of camaraderie and they see it as an easy way to get rich rather than joining the daily grind; a bit like the local Asian kids who don't try hard at school because they want to emulate people they know who deal drugs and drive flash cars. I think what I'm getting at is that I find it very hard to emphasise with chavs.

>>425931
If you're watching multiple pigeon intercourse then chances are you're a wrong 'un. The mere fact that you're posting here in the first place means you're almost certainly a pervert.

>>425934

>The mere fact that you're posting here in the first place means you're almost certainly a pervert.

I would say that it takes one to know one, but there is probably no hope that that would alter your view on the matter.

>>425935

That poster is also posting here so that's really a moot point.

>>425929
Oh, I was under the impression that was perfectly normal, and wouldn't worry about changing.

>>425934

When Madeleine McCann's disappearance was in the news, I wondered how the coverage would be different if her parents were called Wayne and Tracey and she had gone missing in Magaluf.

>>425942

You only have to compare Madeline McCann's case to that one where that bird in Dewsbury faked the kidnapping of her own kid for a bit of money for a stark picture of how classism works in modern Britain.

Both of them blatantly, obviously did it,and everyone knew they did it. The McCanns got away with it and became media personalities, whereas the chavvy Northern lass was just another hate figure of the week.

>>425943

>The McCanns got away with it and became media personalities

Class privilege at work, without a doubt.