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>> No. 426868 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 5:49 pm
426868 Dream Thread Mk. II
Fitter when she was fat edition.

You know the drill lads. Here are a few helpful links in order to help you further your proficiency at dreaming, and hopefully elevate the quality of discussion about our nocturnal adventures:

https://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/

https://www.tuck.com/how-to-lucid-dream/

https://open.spotify.com/album/3zci9uc3JFKmKV3x0TcAKd
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>> No. 427764 Anonymous
20th June 2019
Thursday 2:47 pm
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>>427760
I had KFC for the first time in years a week ago and I was roundly disappointed. It wasn't my idea and I didn't want to get on my high horse about eating at local takeaways over multinational franchises, but... I never saw a reason not to and I wasn't convinced otherwise.
>> No. 427767 Anonymous
20th June 2019
Thursday 6:30 pm
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>>427760

I like a KFC. As chain take-aways go, I think it's the one with the most actual flavour.

Maccies is better for overall variety and predictable, reliably mediocre but palatable food.

Burger King is... I don't even know what, these days. They cost twice the price and more often taste like the microwaved, cold, soggy bollocks they are. At least with Maccies it's always warm-ish, and tastes reasonably fresh.
>> No. 427769 Anonymous
20th June 2019
Thursday 6:56 pm
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>>427767
Burger King is actually quite cheap, provided you're not stupid enough to pay the price up on the boards or succumb to their slightly underhanded upselling. Their meat is far superior in quality to McDs as well. It reminds me more of Five Guys than microwave meals.
>> No. 427770 Anonymous
20th June 2019
Thursday 7:27 pm
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>>427769
>Burger King is actually quite cheap, provided you're not stupid enough to pay the price up on the boards
The students behind the counter don't get paid enough to haggle.
>> No. 427771 Anonymous
20th June 2019
Thursday 7:40 pm
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>>427769

It's still muggery. They give you vouchers through their app, in exchange for your mortal soul and unborn children, and it takes the rip off of a seven quid bacon double cheeseburger down to a just about okay fiver. Same principle as Dominoes.

The meat is shite too, unless they've upped their game in the two or three years since I've found myself stuck in Sheffield train station and desperate.I remember it being much betyter when I was a child and teenlad, where it actually had that chargrill taste to differentiate it from the competition. But they seem to have started struggling from the mid '00s onwards.
>> No. 427796 Anonymous
21st June 2019
Friday 12:30 pm
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If I'm having fast food then I'll usually go for Burger King as I haven't had anything else that tops their bacon double cheeseburger.

Poultry only really exists to bulk out meals like curries. Chicken burgers and chicken sandwiches are nothing snacks. Might as well be eating paper.
>> No. 427798 Anonymous
21st June 2019
Friday 12:37 pm
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>>427796

Chicken salads were the worst. It's like a little hors d'oeuvre that leaves you wanting ACTUAL lunch after.
>> No. 427811 Anonymous
21st June 2019
Friday 6:09 pm
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>>427769
>Burger King is actually quite cheap, provided you're not stupid enough to pay the price up on the boards
I only recently discovered their voucher-laden app; unless it is this, I don't understand where this discount you are alluding to is supposed to come from?
>> No. 427824 Anonymous
21st June 2019
Friday 9:19 pm
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I'm up on my high horse and I'm telling you to eat at local takeaways!
>> No. 427825 Anonymous
21st June 2019
Friday 9:27 pm
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>>427824
I don't think I've ever had a burger from a local takeaway as nice as you can get from the likes of Burger King.
>> No. 427830 Anonymous
21st June 2019
Friday 10:45 pm
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>>427824

This is only viable advice for people who live within range of a takeaway that makes actually good burgers, and this is somewhat rare - most takeaway burgers and pizza are generic and straight from some corporation that makes frozen takeaway food anyway.

Moreover, most Burger Kings, Maccys, Papa Johns, etc are franchises anyway, so by boycotting them you're still only mostly taking money away from a local businessperson.
>> No. 427846 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 10:07 am
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Kebab vans/shops are where to get a nice burger. You can get cabbage on them.
>> No. 427847 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 10:57 am
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>>427824
No takeaway save for proper chains do good burgers round my area. I'll use the term good burger loosely though since even the chains don't do that good of a job.
Most local takeaway burgers are some sorry excuse, some soggy and greasy sad looking mess that half the time is carbonised.
>> No. 427848 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 11:00 am
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>>427846
>You can get cabbage on them.

Why? Why would you do that?
>> No. 427852 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 1:20 pm
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>>427825
>>427830
>>427847
I'll concede burgers aren't my forte so perhaps buying local isn't worth it.
>> No. 427854 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 1:59 pm
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>>427848
Adds a new dimension of flavour.
>> No. 427859 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 3:18 pm
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I was getting a haircut and sat down in the chair and then spotted an old issue of Time Magazine on the counter in front of me. The front page had a picture of Princess Diana on it, with the headline "Lady Diana - The smile that enchanted investors". 

I then said to the person cutting my hair, "Truly the biggest human tragedy that happened in those days". I then paused and said, "Oh wait... let's not forget September 11". 

My dream me has such an odd sense of perspective sometimes.
>> No. 427862 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 4:49 pm
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>>427854

Yeah, but that dimension is cabbage.
>> No. 427863 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 5:10 pm
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>>427862

Shredded white cabbage is quite nice on a burger. It has the crispness of iceberg lettuce, but it doesn't immediately go limp on contact with the hot beefy poz load and it has some actual flavour. There's nothing weird about raw cabbage in coleslaw, so why is it weird on a burger?
>> No. 427864 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 5:14 pm
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>>427863

>There's nothing weird about raw cabbage in coleslaw, so why is it weird on a burger?

Because a burger and coleslaw are two different things. Or, to put it another way - there's nothing weird about pooing in a toilet, so why is it weird on your mum's face?
>> No. 427865 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 5:27 pm
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>>427864

And yet coleslaw is often a vital part of a more upmarket burger, possibly the sort with pulled prokaryotic and some BBQ sauce to contrast it.

Much in the same way a poo is wrong on your mum's face, but altogether arousing on a low class prostitute.
>> No. 427866 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 6:20 pm
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I dream of work. Help me.
>> No. 427867 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 7:45 pm
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>>427866

Have you tried having a hobby?
>> No. 427868 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 9:33 pm
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>>427866
Work is a fantastic escape from real life.
>> No. 427869 Anonymous
22nd June 2019
Saturday 10:51 pm
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>>427865

>Much in the same way a poo is wrong on your mum's face

Depends on the lad's mum.
>> No. 427874 Anonymous
23rd June 2019
Sunday 9:36 am
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>>427869
In some cases they're one and the same.
>> No. 427875 Anonymous
23rd June 2019
Sunday 9:47 am
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I'm notifying HR about the direction this thread has taken.
>> No. 427914 Anonymous
24th June 2019
Monday 12:56 am
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>>427875

>HR

Hereditary Redheads?
Hosiery Recruits?
Heretic Romanians?



Coat gotten.
>> No. 427934 Anonymous
24th June 2019
Monday 12:03 pm
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I was shooting people again. A Steyr with a weird red dot sight device that also provided magnification.
There were some good 800 metres between me and my targets. I remember having to compensate for the distance.
No idea what to make out of this. It was fun.
>> No. 427996 Anonymous
25th June 2019
Tuesday 1:14 pm
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I got called out. I fucked up (in real life), and haven't had the chance to apologise yet. All my dreams have been about it, but in one of them I did and then the guy just went "you don't get apologising, do you?"
>> No. 427997 Anonymous
25th June 2019
Tuesday 1:21 pm
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>>427996
What did you do?
>> No. 427998 Anonymous
25th June 2019
Tuesday 2:15 pm
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>>427934
Did you kill anyone?
>> No. 428001 Anonymous
25th June 2019
Tuesday 2:21 pm
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>>427997

Did it involve an iPhone?
>> No. 428005 Anonymous
25th June 2019
Tuesday 3:26 pm
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Dreamlad is cancelled.
>> No. 428409 Anonymous
4th July 2019
Thursday 12:15 pm
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I had a dream last night that I was finally standing up to a school bully who made a large part of my two or three last years of school a big nightmare. I was finally giving him all the smart comebacks without a hint of fear that I would never have been capable of back then. And then at the end, I threw him to the ground in some sort of surprise martial arts combat tactics move and said to him, "Now you listen to me, and listen good. You're done bullying me for all eternity, or I'll come and set your house on fire and fuck your sister from here to next Tuesday".

I would've given anything to have been able to do something like that for real back then.
>> No. 428516 Anonymous
5th July 2019
Friday 6:00 pm
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Dreamed about buying plants. Was quite pleased to find a number of cheap succulents to keep around the house.
More noteworthy is that it's a house I've dreamed about three or four times now. As far as I'm aware it doesn't exist or at least I've never seen or been in it but the décor and layout is largely the same every time I dream about it.
>> No. 428576 Anonymous
7th July 2019
Sunday 1:42 pm
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>>428516
There is nothing wrong with spending the day buying succulents for around the house. I like your dream and might follow it today.
>> No. 428647 Anonymous
9th July 2019
Tuesday 11:19 am
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I dreamt about travelling up norf to watch a Crystal Palace vs Liverpool match. I ended up rubbing the Crystal Palace fans the wrong way and was inadvertently IRL trolling them, but I was well received by the Liverpool supporters.

I don't even like football but I have been thinking about moving somewhere up north for the cheaper cost of living and lebensraum.
>> No. 428650 Anonymous
9th July 2019
Tuesday 2:07 pm
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>>428647
>up norf
>Crystal Palace

You Southerners sure are funny.
>> No. 428651 Anonymous
9th July 2019
Tuesday 3:13 pm
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>>428650

Lad. Croydon is south of the river, even we know it is south, he is obviously talking about where the bike theives live in the suburbs of Manchester.
>> No. 428662 Anonymous
9th July 2019
Tuesday 11:02 pm
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>>428651

Croydon Facelifts are the only noteworthy thing to come out of Croydon.
>> No. 428718 Anonymous
12th July 2019
Friday 12:36 am
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I was an extra in a film, I was playing a Polish POW in WW2, being held by the Germans in what was basically a big shallow ditch. The set was in the middle of the countryside. I was the only one there and the only German guard actor was just milling about. An Irish girl who wasn't in the film but was basically Saoirse Ronan kept coming over to talk to me. I've been in love with Ronan since she held a baby at the Turner Prize a few years ago. I mention that too often.

Later the guard was changed to a Red Army one and Not-Ronan warned me he was dangerous because he'd actually been a camp guard. He kept shoot his PPD-40 randomly, it was specifically that gun, but neither of us were especially bothered by the firing, just faintly suprised.
>> No. 428719 Anonymous
12th July 2019
Friday 1:47 am
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>>428718

Slightly tangential, but how does one pick up extra work? I saw the Game of Thrones documentary earlier on and I was inspired to go stand in a field while being filmed.
>> No. 428720 Anonymous
12th July 2019
Friday 2:56 am
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>>428718

Is that the gun that was OP as fuck in the first Call of Duty?

I feel like there's loads of variants and I'll look like a knob for not knowing the precise model of a firearm on the internet.

Ah fuck I've got to google it now. Nevermind.
>> No. 428723 Anonymous
12th July 2019
Friday 8:18 am
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>>428719
Starnow is the best place I think.
>> No. 428725 Anonymous
12th July 2019
Friday 1:41 pm
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>>428720
AFAIR there was no PPD in CoD 1.
PPSh, yes. It's a similarly looking SMG. I don't recall it being particularly over-powered. The 64-round magazine was the dog's though.
>> No. 428728 Anonymous
12th July 2019
Friday 5:31 pm
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>>428719
>>428723
Be aware that a lot of productions have the idea that even though they're taking up your time and just standing around is quite literally the job, they're not going to pay you to just stand around.
>> No. 428729 Anonymous
12th July 2019
Friday 7:51 pm
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>>428728
What's your point? Always check your contract? Get specific instructions about the role?
>> No. 428733 Anonymous
12th July 2019
Friday 9:15 pm
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>>428729
An awful lot of background work is unpaid, and "think fast, Malkovich" is unlikely to fly these days.
>> No. 428845 Anonymous
15th July 2019
Monday 9:51 pm
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>>428733

One of my mates was an extra on Eastenders once. I think all he had to do was walk through a shot in the background of a scene about a dozen times until they got that scene right. I'm not sure if he actually got paid, but he did say he was allowed to eat as much of the on-set catering as he wanted. And apparently the catering was really good there.

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