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>> | No. 426868
426868
Fitter when she was fat edition. |
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What's with the slag? |
>> | No. 426871
426871
Looks like Scarlett Moffatt after |
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>>426868 |
>> | No. 426881
426881
I had a dream I wad a friendless NEET, with no motivation, a confused mind and no sense of purpose, and worst of all I can't wake up! LOL! |
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>>426881 |
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unnamed.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I had a dream that I was at Techmoan's house and helped him film one of his puppet segments for his youtube channel. |
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>>426880 |
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I was watching this youtube video some young man with frizzy hair had made, it was a short creepy thing where he went down into some basement he shouldn't (looking for a valve to turn off something or other) and found a strange white-painted complex of tunnels and labs where there was one person (who looked like Juggarnaut made flesh, his shiny bald head domed down to his shoulders) doing all the roles of security, scientist and some exercises for some reason. He mainly just aggressively shouted at the youtuber to leave, which he tried but kept having these weird blackout flashes which would take him further into the complex. The strange man seemed to be playing all the roles at once so you'd see more than one of him at the same time in different positions like clones but still with the sense it was just the one person, hard to tell if there were two+ of him at once or the blackouts just made it seem that way. The video ended and the youtuber started explaining how he'd made it, given the actor directions and such but the blackouts kept happening and I was having hallucinations of the weird guy trying to come in through the window, sort of the way you do when you're half awake and having hypnogagic stuff happening in your real home. The video was called something to do with Everest, three-four words and one of them was Everest but I forget what. "The Steep Climb to Everest" maybe. |
>> | No. 426889
426889
I was walking back to my student flat, walked up the stairway and through the front door and there was some fat middle aged alco just lying half passed out on the floor inside. I tried to wake him and move him on and he shuffled slowly towards the door but I started to suspect there was more to this and accused him of trying to burgle us. |
>> | No. 426893
426893
All the talk about Scarlett Moffatt lately made me dream last night that I was sitting on her couch with her on the show Gogglebox and she was giving me a hand job under a blanket while we were watching TV and moaning about it. So I said, "are you sure your parents won't mind?", but then I looked and saw that there was nobody there besides the two of us. |
>> | No. 427133
427133
I was at work and a huge black man came in. One of my coworkers said "he's a big guy", then my manager and I said "for you" at the same time, then looked at each other and high fived for both knowing the epic Bane meme. |
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427134
>>427133 |
>> | No. 427664
427664
Using some sort of videogame interface for building roads and a petrol station in a small coastal village. Then there was a council meeting and someone complained that the roads were going right through some bird's nesting grounds. I stopped the construction works, we voted off the council the two blokes who were trying to defend them then wandered through the village until it got dark looking at ways we could make it more ecological and arguing the toss over how damaging the impact of doing so would be to the village economy but also how the people would be happier and healthier. |
>> | No. 427666
427666
I'm living in another country at the moment but still occasionally get "false awakening" type dreams where I'm still back home living in my parents. |
>> | No. 427668
427668
I keep having dreams again about arriving in Gran Canaria and driving my hire car from the airport to Playa del Inglés, like I always do when I am there. |
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427674
>>427134 "You can't barrage the saville" ... dunno what that even means but it sounds good |
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lvfLJDsEwZB6yLKIk9Bdt_l35GlQubelFgA8OscGas8.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>427674 |
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>>427675 |
>> | No. 427677
427677
I swear to Christ if he mentions Gran Canaria again I'm going to sink the whole damned island. |
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>>427677 |
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427681
>>427680 |
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427686
What's the red sauce like in Peckham? |
>> | No. 427758
427758
I had a dream that I was poring over some cost effectiveness numbers at work, and then suddenly my maths teacher from school appeared, looked at my calculations and said, "Wrong! That's all wrong! I know you had a scant grasp on maths in my class, but this is just embarrassing!" |
>> | No. 427759
427759
I had joined the US army for some reason (despite not being a seppo), as a Second Lieutenant. We were moving into base, but it turns out the base was basically a static caravan park. I moved into mine, which for some reason had two floors, and found loads of leftover booze. |
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I dreamt I was eating KFC. I think it's because I've never eaten KFC in my life. |
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>>427760 |
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If I'm having fast food then I'll usually go for Burger King as I haven't had anything else that tops their bacon double cheeseburger. |
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>>427796 |
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>>427769 |
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427824
I'm up on my high horse and I'm telling you to eat at local takeaways! |
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>>427824 |
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>>427824 |
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427846
Kebab vans/shops are where to get a nice burger. You can get cabbage on them. |
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>>427824 |
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>>427846 |
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427859
I was getting a haircut and sat down in the chair and then spotted an old issue of Time Magazine on the counter in front of me. The front page had a picture of Princess Diana on it, with the headline "Lady Diana - The smile that enchanted investors". |
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>>427854 |
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427866
I dream of work. Help me. |
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>>427866 |
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>>427866 |
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>>427865 |
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>>427869 |
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427875
I'm notifying HR about the direction this thread has taken. |
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>>427875 |
>> | No. 427934
427934
MP5_Red_Dot_Sight_CoD4.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I was shooting people again. A Steyr with a weird red dot sight device that also provided magnification. |
>> | No. 427996
427996
I got called out. I fucked up (in real life), and haven't had the chance to apologise yet. All my dreams have been about it, but in one of them I did and then the guy just went "you don't get apologising, do you?" |
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>>427996 |
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>>427934 |
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>> | No. 428005
428005
Dreamlad is cancelled. |
>> | No. 428409
428409
I had a dream last night that I was finally standing up to a school bully who made a large part of my two or three last years of school a big nightmare. I was finally giving him all the smart comebacks without a hint of fear that I would never have been capable of back then. And then at the end, I threw him to the ground in some sort of surprise martial arts combat tactics move and said to him, "Now you listen to me, and listen good. You're done bullying me for all eternity, or I'll come and set your house on fire and fuck your sister from here to next Tuesday". |
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428516
Dreamed about buying plants. Was quite pleased to find a number of cheap succulents to keep around the house. |
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428576
>>428516 |
>> | No. 428647
428647
I dreamt about travelling up norf to watch a Crystal Palace vs Liverpool match. I ended up rubbing the Crystal Palace fans the wrong way and was inadvertently IRL trolling them, but I was well received by the Liverpool supporters. |
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>>428647 |
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>>428650 |
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>>428651 |
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428718
SUBGUNS_ppd-40.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I was an extra in a film, I was playing a Polish POW in WW2, being held by the Germans in what was basically a big shallow ditch. The set was in the middle of the countryside. I was the only one there and the only German guard actor was just milling about. An Irish girl who wasn't in the film but was basically Saoirse Ronan kept coming over to talk to me. I've been in love with Ronan since she held a baby at the Turner Prize a few years ago. I mention that too often. |
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>>428718 |
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>>428718 |
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>>428719 |
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>>428720 |
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>>428719 |
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>>428728 |
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>>428729 |
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>>428733 |
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428846
>>428845 |
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>>428846 |
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429941
Why do I keep having dreams about witnessing a plane crash? |
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>>429941 |
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>>429942 |
>> | No. 431763
431763
Dreamed I was out picking litter with my new folding litter picking stick but it was feeble and crap compared to my non-folding one. This may prove prophetic. |
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>>429949 |
>> | No. 431765
431765
I woke up in the dream this seems to happen to me a lot, is that uncommon? this morning and I'd become the spitting image of Harry Maguire; full slab head. Like in The Metamorphosis and just like that book I don't know what happened next because I stopped dreaming/reading. |
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>>431763 |
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>>431766 |
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ar0a2c0.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I had a dream that I spotted Boris Johnson on a bicycle here in Manchester. I then ran after him and managed to push him off his bicycle, and shouted at him, "Piss off back to London, you bike wanker!!" |
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>>431770 |
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>>431845 |
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>>431846 |
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454-870-0-501-640.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>431846 |
>> | No. 431979
431979
I had my first-ever dream about zombies last night. |
>> | No. 432270
432270
I had a dream last night that I had been arrested, and the officers were all pissing themselves laughing at whatever it is I had done, but I had no recollection whatsoever of the event itself. |
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432275
>>431979 |
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>>432275 |
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>>432286 |
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In-the-Flesh-Series-2-c.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>432275 |
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>>432391 |
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85617903.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>432397 |
>> | No. 432675
432675
Had a dream last night that I was having a wank on my girlfriend's laptop, and then I suddenly heard her coming home, and was then frantically trying to find the browser's menu option that let you delete your browsing history. I somehow couldn't figure it out, and then when she came up the stairs and into the room, I woke up. |
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>>432675 |
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>>432681 |
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>>432683 |
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>>432684 |
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432848
Bit of a weird one last night. I was a contestant on I'm a Celeb, and the other contestants kept asking me why I was part of the show, and told me they had never heard of me. |
>> | No. 432860
432860
I dreamt that I was thinking of things to purchase with a gift card and then I went for a walk around Doncaster admiring all the Georgian architecture that I think my brain completely fabricated. |
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433422
I was standing at the sinks in a hotel, which were in a room adjacent to their public toilets. A man came in with his two sons and I told them to avoid the shit someone had left protruding upwards on the floor; the eldest son, in his late teens, almost stood in it. I then made small talk with them, something about getting the receptionist to bring a jug of drinking water. The man then started berating his kids for blowing a sales opportunity. It turned out he was a children's author and he had a number of his books strapped to his body underneath his jacket; they looked like very simplistic Biff, Chip & Kipper books but with a massive review on the front claiming the author was better than Roald Dahl. The text underneath was so small that I couldn't see who that quote was attributed to. Then I works up. |
>> | No. 433461
433461
Last night I had a dream that I was driving down a motorway and got to a city whose name I somehow couldn't make out on the signs, and then I was in the city centre, and it quite comically had a dual carriageway bridge running right across its town square where all the quaint little shops were. I told some of the locals that it looked peculiar, but they just said, "Oh, don't mind that, it's just what we're known for here". I then started wandering around the city, and then when I eventually wanted to get back to my car, I realised that I had no clue what the name of the street was where I had parked it, so I then kept asking people if they'd seen my car by any chance. |
>> | No. 433646
433646
Amablu-Wheel.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I was in some sort of shakespearian/dickensian village, watching the Cratchit familys joy at inheriting a whole load of money. |
>> | No. 433899
433899
I had a dream that people were experimenting with VR. Babies would be implanted with VR headsets from birth to see what would happen. Children had one-to-one schooling from a VR teacher; at playtime they were told that they'd go out and interact with other real children at the VR school but they were all actually simulations. Parents could choose 'character building' events to happen each term, such as being confronted by the school bully. |
>> | No. 433910
433910
The following is likely inspired by doing a 2000 word essay on reddit about Roadside Picnic and watching the No Russian mission video. |
>> | No. 433971
433971
I was on another flight to South Africa, where I actually spent two weeks in 2017, but suddenly the plane landed in Agadir, Morocco. So then I asked a flight attendant, "What are we doing in Agadir??", and he said, "The pilot just thought it would be a nice stop to get out and enjoy the scenery". And then I said "Oh you're having a fucking laugh", but sure enough, there were then coach buses parked alongside the plane, and we were told that we were going to go see the Atlas Mountains. I then somehow said to somebody, "This all looks like Ben Nevis!". After a hike up and down the side of a few mountains, I said to the others, "We have to get back, or we'll miss the plane!". Then I woke up. |
>> | No. 433979
433979
I think I just had a very .gs vision of the apocalypse, wherein my favourite mug had chunks missing and it was really windy outside. Woke up before I could check the state of the shed. |
>> | No. 434018
434018
I was at some huge indoor paintball tournament thing, but there were no teams organized, you just turned up and tried to find a team. |
>> | No. 434464
434464
Had a dream where I was snogging Sarah Millican, of all people, and then things sort of progressed from there, and she said, "You won't mind shagging a Geordie, will you?" |
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>>434464 |
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sarah-millican.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>434472 |
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nintchdbpict000365717606.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>434498 |
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>>434494 |
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marc-almond-soft-cell-tainted-love-music-video.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>434534 |
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26079088_1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>434538 |
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>>434538 |
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>>434534>>434538 |
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>>434545 |
>> | No. 434550
434550
I dreamed of an intense loving sexual encounter with my very own brother, then a less intense sexual encounter with someone representing my mother - she chastised me for touching her hairy leg from under a trouser leg. Thankfully both dreams were dry. The brother one was extremely intimate - i won't be forgetting that one for a while and in honesty i think i might treasure the memory. |
>> | No. 434552
434552
>>434550 |
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>>434552 |
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>>434565 |
>> | No. 434598
434598
My dream brain seems to be convinced I own a terraced house somewhere. I've been dreaming about it occasionally for a couple of years now. It's become a bit derelict as obviously I don't live there myself but last night someone was advising me to get a small farm grant (?) from the government that would come to about 40k and as long as I did some minimal lip service to qualify it as a "farm" I could spend the rest on doing it up. It's a slightly weird property but remarkably consistent from one dream to the next. |
>> | No. 434679
434679
I was being held prisoner by the North Korean government along with a few other westerners. For political purposes we were kept in relative comfort, only having to attend classes on Juche and perform strenuous agricultural work for nebulous socialist reasons. |
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>>434679 |
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>>434680 |
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434981
A manager from had gone to california for a wedding |
>> | No. 435123
435123
I dreamed that i woke up in the dark and felt the cool air on my back as i sat up. Stumbling to my feet and over to the wall, i felt the burn of light from beneath my eyelids as i hit the light switch. I Turned around, open my eyes and saw my bed laid open before me. Suddenly i found myself back in bed, waking up in a dark room. This process repeated 3 times, each thinking "i'm definitely awake now". |
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>>435123 |
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>>435199 |
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>>435199 |
>> | No. 435551
435551
When I was 14/15 there was a lass who fancied the pants off of me but I was rather oblivious to the whole thing. On reflection I'm not entirely sure how as, at one point, she decided we were girlfriend and boyfriend; I really was as thick as shit back then and missed so many chances with the opposite sex. I can't recall having a crush on her but she was exactly the type of girl I'd go for. |
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435552
>>435551 |
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435553
>>435551>>435552 |
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>>435552 |
>> | No. 435555
435555
I had a dream that I was back in school and studying for my A levels, but I was doing them at the other school in my hometown, not my actual school that I went to. I kept telling people in my dream that it only made sense to go back to a different school, because I already knew what my old school was like, so where would the fun have been in that. |
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>>435551 |
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>>435559 |
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>>435564 |
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>>435565 |
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>>435564 |
>> | No. 435569
435569
As a lifelong virginlad, it's hard to not get huffy at people like >>435564, but then I have to remind myself that I'm the pathetic freak and everyone's problems are at different levels. |
>> | No. 435570
435570
If I was on my deathbed and someone asked me what I most regretted about my shagging career I'd have to say it was being too conscientious. |
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>>435569 |
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>>435568 |
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>>435571 |
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>>435568 |
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>>435573 |
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>>435576 |
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>>435575 |
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>>435577 |
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>>435577 |
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>>435574 |
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I don't think the ones I had were crazy bones. They were monsters. Slimy snotty looking ones. Some of them had a bit where you heated it up with your finger and it told you their score or something like that. I remember one that was like an alien monster vacuum cleaner. |
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>>435587 |
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>>435568 |
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>>435594 |
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>>435594 |
>> | No. 435653
435653
One of you left a post that was also an envelope full of money for people to take as and when they needed it. I don't really need anything, but I liked the dream logic of being able to post a physical wad of cash onto the net, so I'm telling you all about it now. |
>> | No. 435688
435688
Mike Nolan.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>435653 |
>> | No. 435703
435703
I've recently been having dreams where I've been living entirely alternate lives. |
>> | No. 435961
435961
unnamed.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() There will be a new internal barrier system on the London Underground. When you try to change line to get on Crossrail people are filtered based on two entry points: |
>> | No. 435962
435962
Almost wet my dream thinking about my mother, again. Thankfully I managed to supressed it, though it felt fucking incredible riding that sensation. I haven't even been abstaining from wanking recently - i don't know what's going on. |
>> | No. 435979
435979
Somebody knocked on my door with a pen and clipboard and told me they were doing a survey on credit scores. At some point, I was then asked how I watch television, and how many hours a day. I told the lad that I've got Virgin broadband, and that it can be a good six hours a night at the moment, with not much else to do. I then asked, "What does that have to do with my credit score?", and he said, "It's simple. The more television you watch a day, the more it is assumed that you are unemployed, which then translates into points off your score". |
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>>435961 |
>> | No. 435981
435981
I was helping my ex girlfriend and one of my mates who doesn't exist service their cars because all the garages are shut. There were some chavs who kept shouting at us because the lad who doesn't exist had secured his hub caps with cable ties. I told them to take no notice because they wouldn't come near us, but then they came over and started on us. I stood there and told the Head Chav he doesn't scare me, and there's nothing in the highway code about cable ties anyway. |
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>>435981 |
>> | No. 436065
436065
I organised a protest against the construction across the road from me, and was marching along with people in tow behind me while shouting how they should go home as they were non-essential and it's 6am on a fucking bank holiday, and all the people behind me suddenly charged in and completely trashed the site. |
>> | No. 436098
436098
I was on a plane with my parents and sister going to America. Suddenly the plane started falling and people were freaking out etc but I was eerily calm. At the last second the pilot fixed it or whatever and people were cheering. Then I woke up in a cold sweat. |
>> | No. 436099
436099
From what I remember all of my clothes had been eaten by moths. Everything. This has been on my mind today as it represents quite a conundrum - I couldn't just tell someone that all my clothes were eaten by moths because, of course, nobody would believe me. |
>> | No. 436150
436150
I had a dream that I was hanging about with a few mates, although none of them resembled anybody that I know in real life, and one of them said, "How about we nick a 747 and fly to New York!". I was reluctant to get in on the plan and said that I had to be in Brussels in two days. For some reason. But then we were at an airport, and sure enough, there were a few Boeing 747s parked there. So I said, how exactly do you just nick a 747? You don't just smash in the window and hotwire the ignition. But the lad said, "Better. You just get on board and take off. They don't have an ignition". So we got on the plane and actually managed to take off and go to New York. I kept saying that it was a bad idea, because surely they would throw us in jail upon arriving in New York, and then I'd never get to be in Brussels in two days. |
>> | No. 436277
436277
I thought Stewart Lee had started getting into sim racing and had done a video with somone on YouTube about it, that someone already being a sim racer and all. However, I started watching the video and he was just face timing with Richard Herring and it had nothing to do with sim racing. |
>> | No. 436377
436377
For the first time in a long time, I had a wet dream. I'm 35, so it was a bit weird, since I haven't had it for over a decade or so. |
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436381
clown.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436377 |
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436667
EXT5vRTVcAcYVP1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Fat Moffat > Thin Moffatt |
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>>436667 |
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rs_600x600-191025132128-600-2-adele-drakes-birthda.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436670 |
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>>436667 |
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cbb11_final_claire.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436671 |
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PAY-Scarlett-MAIN.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436684 |
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436686
Officer down_158c63_6335192.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436684 |
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>>436685 |
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4A140BCF00000578-5515517-image-a-78_1521392024036.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436687 |
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>>436688 |
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436692
7f3b41ee883fe5510fbcd7bb6a4bb7bc.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() A lot of overweight women don't fill out nicely and they'll often end up with their belly splitting in two. Sometimes this occurs at the bottom of the ribs and sometimes this occurs at the belly button. On some occasions they end up with the 'triple rollover' whereby one roll covers from below the breasts to the bottom of the ribs, the second covers the bulk of the midriff and they have a lower roll, kind of like a pouch, which they tend to tuck into their knickers. If they're truly unfortunate the rolls start to divide vertically and starts to resemble an arse. |
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436693
Scarlett-Moffatt-713305.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() We should also point out that Scarlett has achieved the holy grail whereby her breasts stick out further than her belly. This is the gold standard for the larger lady, but not many of them are able to achieve this feat. |
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436709
0ec0243243f7c61117391c9b513c0d4a.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436707 |
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436710
lizzo-performs-during-her-cuz-i-love-you-too-tour-.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't mind slightly plump, but I'm not sure about those bellies. |
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>>436709 |
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>>436710 |
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715592_GettyImages_466649787_ff771c9add871f58421b5.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436710 |
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>>436711 |
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436723
NINTCHDBPICT000578811014-e1587988782355.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() This is thicc. Anything bigger than this is fat. I'm not sure being a gayer has anything to do with it. Would shag but certainly RUN RUN RUN afterward for fear of stabbing. |
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>>436723 |
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436727
NINTCHDBPICT000547479385.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436723 |
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>>436727 |
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>>436719 |
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436733
article-2440241-187589C500000578-496_636x409.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436729 |
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436734
article-2440241-1874B15D00000578-906_636x408.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436733 |
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>>436733>>436734 |
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>>436723 |
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>>436735 |
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436741
There's nothing like being under a 30 stone woman who's riding you while knocking all the air out of your lungs with her gut. Just heavenly. |
>> | No. 436742
436742
1326832.main_image.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() You're playing silly buggers again. Saying Claire from Steps and Scarlett Moffatt look better with a bit of chub on them doesn't mean you want to fuck morbidly obese women. |
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436752
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436844
Scarlett is okay, but the patrician choice of Gogglebox fanny are the sisters from Leeds or the lass from Blackpool with the skinny brother. Much more beautiful than are Scarlett. |
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436845
celebrity-gogglebox-rachel-riley-maths-question-wr.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436844 |
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>>436845 |
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436859
Where do we stand on Jesy from Little Mix? |
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436861
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436865
>>436854 |
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436868
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436870
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436888
I had a dream that I had a new girlfriend, and somehow at some point in my dream, we were visiting a few of my friends, and my ex was there with them. My ex and my current girlfriend were then standing next to each other chatting, and people started joking that they looked like twin sisters. And they did, to the point that even I couldn't tell them apart anymore. And my ex then grinned at me and said, "Looks like even if you couldn't have me anymore, you still wanted someone who looks like me". |
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437477
Ended up talking to my mate at length about the price of American hand-egg tickets and something called a "bare shop" that a cursory dream-Google made up yet more terms to describe. He died in a motorbike a few years ago and didn't have any interest in Yank sports. |
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437478
>>437477 |
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437479
>>437478 |
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437783
Another incestual dream about my mother - I was watching a video on a smartphone of her sucking someone off, so i put it to my crotch and pretended it was me while she watched from behind. After that we got a little flirty and touchy but didn't take it anywhere. Unlike most other times, i actually enjoyed this dream. |
>> | No. 437788
437788
I was at the theatre and was seated next to the racist one from the last Apprentice series. I told her I thought she was demonised unnecessarily and she was very appreciative. We then went clay pigeon shooting together. It was nice. |
>> | No. 437792
437792
I got to see my grandmother who has been gone for a couple years now. It was weirdly vivid, just hanging out in her flat, spending time together. I went to the kitchen for something and suddenly realised "Oh, you're dead" and somehow managed to hold on long enough to give her a big hug and tell her I loved her. Woke up in tears. This has happened twice before over the years with other family who have passed, I'm not sure if it means anything but I'm glad for it, it was sad, but a happy kind of sad. |
>> | No. 437810
437810
I dreamt I was Olivia Colman working as a police officer- possibly Hot Fuzz had drifted into my subconscious - and doing a desk job and getting everything hilariously wrong. |
>> | No. 437938
437938
Went outside to discover that my car had been clamped with ransomware - the clamp had a screen on it that was telling me to send bitcoin to a wallet "or else". My immediate thought in my dream was this was a great excuse to buy a new car, so I think I have to take that into consideration. I was planning to just defeat the clamp's mechanisms, but I woke up, and now I'm frustrated because it feels like they won. |
>> | No. 437944
437944
I had a dream that I was picking up a lass at a bar and she said she was in the mood for a threesome, and if I would mind coming to her place to meet her friend and then have that threesome. I said, yeah, that sounds like fun, so we went to her flat, and she said, "This is my friend!", and it was a male friend who was also her flatmate. So I said, oh wait, no no no, this is not what I agreed to, and she said, "Come on, it'll be fun!". But I just said to her "Next time, be a bit more clear on the details before you expect a guy to fuck you!", and then left. |
>> | No. 437980
437980
I was in a second-hand bookshop and I'd picked up a couple of books I wanted, Rotherweird and Circe (Madeline Miller) but I put them down to help someone and then I couldn't find them again. Then something really weird happened, to the point that when I woke up I thought I had to tell you lads about it, but now I've completely forgotten what that was. |
>> | No. 437981
437981
Sometimes my dreams are positively surrealist. |
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437982
>>437981 |
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437983
A lot of my dreams end with a dramatic event followed by a serene moment of clarity in which the main character tells me something very special and important, but the voice fades and i wake up before i can hear what it means. |
>> | No. 437985
437985
Most of my dreams involve a young East Asian woman with an 18" willy with a vulva where her urethra would be, but also willies where her nipples should be. And those even have their own balls. I actually documented how all this could possibly work with sober scientific terminology, including the depth of all such as coronal sulcii and where the baby would come out if you shagged her knob while wanking her tits off - before GOD destroyed my hard drive. How ruined am I for continuing to think about it subconsciously? I need to be correct for work for fuck's sake. |
>> | No. 438024
438024
I have absolutely no idea what happened in my dream last night but I know that the name 'Pichael' was uttered a lot, with an emphasis on the pie part of it. |
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438028
>>437985 |
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438031
1519863978152.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>437985 |
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438039
>>438028 |
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438040
>>438039 |
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>>438039 |
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438049
>>438040>>438046 |
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438056
>>438049 |
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438057
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438073
kraftwerk_-_1974_autobahn.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438057 |
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438074
212962.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Female Hyenas have dicks, seems like the only way to achieve your dream would be to face your greatest fear. |
>> | No. 438148
438148
I had a dream last night that I had a new girlfriend who was a bit of a munter. Not unbearably ugly, but a bit too tall and heavy for probably most people's taste. We seemed to get on well, but I was embarrassed to introduce her to my friends, worried what they'd think of me. |
>> | No. 438150
438150
I had a work dream but my subconscious can't grasp remote working so I always speak to people I've never met off-screen in person. Not a revelatory thought, considering you don't dream you're watching television, but I find it interesting that my mind is unable to process my life. |
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438154
>>438150 |
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>>438155 |
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438160
0_PAY-MAIN-Lauren-Goodger-denies-bum-surgery.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>436723>>436727 |
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sec_33806172-2758.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438161 |
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>>438162 |
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438165
>>438160 |
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438167
unnamed.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438165 |
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438168
>>438167 |
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438169
This morning I was having a fantastic dream where I bumped into a lass I used to work with - a tall, busty, lithuanian salsa dancer. She was talking to me, flirting with me and pressing her tits into me as we talked. I woke up with a powerful erection and my heart rate must have been about 140. |
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438170
>>438160 |
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438171
>>438170 |
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438172
_111194971_gettyimages-1144107980.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438171 |
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438175
I'm never quite sure what to think when it comes to these women, I see their faces and assume that they are several decades older than they are in reality. I have to assume that they don't walk in and ask the surgeon to make them look like Cher, but someone's clearly fucking up somewhere. Are they victims? Do they not see it? |
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438178
>>438175 |
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438179
>>438172 |
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438184
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438185
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438186
>>438185 |
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438187
None of the women I interact with on a regular basis do any of this shit. |
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438188
>>438186 |
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438189
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438198
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438199
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438200
I had a dream last night that I had no arms so I asked a female friend if she could lend me a hand to relieve my sexual frustrations. This progressed and before I knew it she was regularly pinning me down and forcing me to have sex with her bareback whilst talking about how I was going to impregnate her. |
>> | No. 438241
438241
EeW0bhdXoAIHBMT.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm telling you lads, Adele was better with a bit of meat on her. |
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438242
>>438241 |
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>>438241 |
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438245
2_Adele-flaunts-weight-loss-on-holiday.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438241 |
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438267
>>438241 |
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438273
giphy-downsized.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438245 |
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>>438245 |
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438290
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438292
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438293
>>438287 |
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438295
>>438293 |
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438310
I had a dream that I was out picking mushrooms in a forest, like I really enjoy doing every autumn. There were oversize mushrooms everywhere, and I couldn't believe my luck. |
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438312
>>438295 |
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438323
>>438312 |
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438332
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>>438332 |
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438337
>>438332 |
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438339
>>438332 |
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438356
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>>438362 |
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438395
206-5.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438391 |
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438401
>>438391 |
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>>438405 |
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>>438405 |
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438410
So does this mean a vegan child would start puberty later than a normal child? |
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438411
>>438410 |
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438412
>>438411 |
>> | No. 438414
438414
I dreamt I'd mistakenly bought a keyboard online, then I started wondering about in the dark and after a short time a tiger, lion, camel and some really small animal which I forget all started following me. They got on but I went to a zoo because I was concerned they might start scrapping. |
>> | No. 438471
438471
1_PAY-EXCLUSIVE-Kelly-Osbourne-shops-at-American-G.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kelly-osbourne-looks-transformed-first-22507313 |
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438472
>>438471 |
>> | No. 438473
438473
You're fucking wrong 'uns. |
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438474
I remember listening to Kelly Osbourne's Radio 1 show years ago as a kid, they had a write in about wanking and someone said they could go from start to finish in less than ten seconds. Much like Kelly at the time I thought "absolutely impossible, there's just no way". How wrong we were. |
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438475
tt.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438473 |
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438479
d173285005cb7dfed6ef7f53a903e748.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438473 |
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438480
>>438475 |
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438482
>>438473 |
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>>438482 |
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438495
elisabeth-moss-in-bikini-on-vacation-in-capri_1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438493 |
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>>438482 |
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>>438496 |
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438501
na_5b3c96f5dea2b.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() See, this is how I think of Kelly Osbourne. |
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>>438501 |
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438505
>>438474 |
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438508
501A615D00000578-0-image-m-37_1536803468196.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438503 |
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>>438508 |
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438510
>>438503 |
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>>438508 |
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>>438511 |
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438514
MV5BN2IzMmM1ZmYtMDMxMC00ZTZiLWEwMTEtNDgwOWNkMWVlNT.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438512 |
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438517
abd049f3ffd0c8d20713a2c6e2d23f7f.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438514 |
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438520
>>438517 |
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438523
>>438514 |
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438528
>>438514 |
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438530
>>438523 |
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438533
>>438514 |
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438534
>>438533 |
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438535
>>438512 |
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438536
201411kylie-sweet.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438528 |
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438537
>>438535 |
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438538
ZZXBeog.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438537 |
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438539
>>438537 |
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438542
I like Belle Deplhine. Not in that way, but both her and Brittany Venti have managed to take advantage of certain types of men's shitty attitudes towards women. I'm not sure it'll do either of them much good psychologically, in the long run, but something about it is admirable. |
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438543
>>438537 |
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438544
>>438543 |
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438547
7e5ea375fdb977053855bf47661b66d9.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Today is |
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438548
>>438547 |
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438549
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438550
>>438542 |
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438552
>>438550 |
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438554
3e8bf548d0a1ec51daded5281fe8229dc99b6c88r1-450-288.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>438549 |
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>>438552 |
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>>438555 |
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438569
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438571
>>438569 |
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438573
>>438571 |
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438578
>>438573 |
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438618
Had a dream I was judging an all-female Overwatch cosplay competition in my mate's house. I've never played the thing so I obviously judge them on shapeliness of the contestants with a... hands-on approach. They're very receptive. |
>> | No. 438671
438671
I had a dream that I was at an Alice Cooper concert, and there were only about ten people in the audience in front of the stage. So I said to him, "Can you do Ballad of Dwight Fry for me? Cause that's always been one of my favourites!" He obliged and sang the song for us, and invited us to sing along. |
>> | No. 438672
438672
My mates had invited me over to their place, and we were meant to play some sort of pen and paper roleplaying campaign. It was based on Warhammer and we were just deciding to whether be a squad of Cadians or Catachans. We were bollock naked in the jacuzzi while having this discussion, incidentally. We didn't get far because my dad started shouting at me to come and clean the mess up in the spare bedroom. I really needed a piss, so I went and stood in the bathroom urgently pissing into the sink, for about ten minutes, before waking up in real life and realising I was bursting for a piss. |
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438673
>>438671 |
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438674
>>438672 |
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438675
>>438674 |
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438705
I just had a dream about Christmas gifts, and about my brother's new girlfriend getting me something, while I somehow forgot to buy a gift for her. |
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438706
>>438705 |
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438707
>>438706 |
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438714
>>438707 |
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438717
>>438714 |
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438718
>>438717 |
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438719
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438720
>>438719 |
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438723
>>438720 |
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438725
Nothing specific, just waking up with a general feeling that everything was really, really nice on the other side and that that's not the case here. |
>> | No. 438852
438852
I've graduated, so to speak, from having dreams about being back at school to dreaming that all the people I went to school with have better jobs than I do. e.g. A job. |
>> | No. 438853
438853
I haven't had dreams, bad or good, about dead people for a while, so that's looking positive. |
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438855
>>426868 |
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438856
>>438855 |
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438857
>>438856 |
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438858
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I had a dream where I was pondering unusual combinations of ingredients for pie. The one combination I still remember was banana and Baileys pie. I then looked it up on the Internet today, and it looks like there actually are banana and Baileys pies. I'm really intrigued now, maybe I'll try to make one this weekend. |
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I dreamt that Hulk Hogan had died. |
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I was in America, and I stopped at a Dunkin' Donuts to get coffee. I queued up for a bit and when I got to the front I apologised and explained I had to verify the postal votes, which I was doing right there on the counter. She was very understanding and accommodating, and when she took my order I realised I'd forgotten to ask my girlfriend, who was waiting in the car, what she wanted. I phoned her, but she wasn't answering. |
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I had a dream I found some top quality furry porn and I was really anticipating wanking to it. I can't remember what it was but I woke up with a big boner. I haven't looked at furry porn for years so it was a weird dream. |
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I keep dreaming about my ex only its realistic so I'm just having disappointing sex and getting nagged. Last night I dropped a hot dinner plate involuntary and she let out an annoyed sigh with a "don't worry I'll clean up YOUR mess". |
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Samara Morgan.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I had a chinese takeaway the other night and dreamed of a woman living alone whilst struggling to manage a viciously mischievous imaginary friend. After a while the parallel between woman and friend became narrower and it turned out they were one and the same schizophrenic character - the reveal of which fact was an awful horror like vision of the woman watching her own face burn to a husk and drained of soul. |
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I played Football Manager on Thursday night and now I've had two nights dreaming about it. I never knew managing Darlington could be so exciting. |
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In my last dream, someone was trying to kill me by running me over with a regular sized car that was rigged up to be remote controlled. I imagine he was doing an evil laugh like any denizen of a hollowed-out volcano would. |
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I was dreaming of eating an un-ripe banana and getting stomach ache because of it. I woke up with a stomach ache; I've not eaten a banana in weeks. |
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I dreamed that I had a cock transplant in order to smuggle a Chinese dissident's cock to freedom. The PLA caught me and interrogated me, but I managed to persuade them that it was my own cock. |
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I had an 'entropy dream' as my barely awake mind called it. Everyone (I suppose all sentient life) was panicking and trying to reshape themselves into more energy efficient forms because we were near the end of the heat death of the universe. It was a fools errand because doing so was creating new order thereby increasing entropy rendering such actions as self-defeating - everything was being lost including memories that were being reshaped leading to painful decisions. |
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That Steve guy from Gamers Nexus was showing me the cash, as in physical note currency, loose, in a mossy, ramshackle, shack by a swamp. He dumped it out on a table and said "yeah, so this is what we raised", and it wasn't even that much, probably a few hundred quid. It was definitely pounds and I think was the old paper notes too, I suppose my subconscious is stuck in the past and I don't really blame it. |
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I wrote and performed a rap song in a dream. I was quite aware it was a dream though, as I kept thinking the tune / lyrics were so good that I ought to wake up and remember it. It was quite bling and there were many dancers. |
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Someone was trying to break into my shed so I was throwing plant pots out of the window at them. I ended up hitting him on the head with a paperweight, which killed him so I decided to hide that because I thought it would a bit too murderous in intent compared with a plant pot. I asked on here what to do when the rozzers came and you all told me to keep silent. Later on I was drunk and on my driveway when my neighbour's daughter walked past, who had morphed into Billie Eilish so she had gargantuan breasts. That's all I remember. |
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I was attending a job interview at some kind of art gallery or museum. The curator was keen to emphasise how prestigious the place was by introducing me to his wealthiest and most influential clients, including the surviving members of Pink Floyd, the cast of Monty Python, and BBC's Ground Force. We all got quite drunk at the on-site bar, and I made a fool of myself asking Charlie Dimmock if they really knew it was a Roman fort from one piece of pottery or if they were just making it up for the telly- I'd mistaken them for Channel 4's Time Team. |
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Hercules_Seghers_-_Mountain_Valley_with_Fenced_Fie.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I was shagging my gf and something felt wrong so I pulled out and saw there was loads of black slime in the condom, when I took it off I realised my dick was falling apart, like, 'at the seams' I can only say. I tried to keep my cool and get on with things, and I remember next I was shaving and cut open a spot, which started bleeding, then bits of solid pus started coming out and more blood and pus, until eventually I could see the inside of my mouth through the wound. Needed to get that off my chest, didn't feel like telling anyone irl obviously. |
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I was walking home in the pitch darkness. No street lamps were working and I was carrying a rolled up carpet. There wasn't a body or anything in there, I was just very attached to this carpet, I suppose. Anyway, something started stalking me through the dark and I tried to run, but this massive carpet was too heavy and cumbersome so I started panicking and as I looked behind me to see what was there I woke up. I'm really not sure why it was so startling that my heart beat's only just settled down, I'm just more into carpets than I knew consciously. |
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I went for a haircut. I was waiting over an hour and a half and they didn't know how to do a short back and sides. |
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There was a fly in my bedroom last night that kept pestering me from about dawn until I got up at around 9:30. Very persistent bugger that just kept flying around my head and hands and feet. I couldn't be arsed to get up and kill it, so I was drifting in an out of sleep. At some point, I then had a dream that I was talking to the fly which had suddenly grown in size to about that of a cat, and I said to it, "Mate, you have to stop doing that. It's not cool. I need a few more hours of sleep!" |
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Not sure what's going on, but I've had two dreams in two days with Tony Soprano in them. |
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At my old place of work I got someone I knew from university a job, partially because I got paid under the staff referral scheme, before I jumped ship two years later as I could sense the company was in trouble. She was made redundant two years after that when the shit hit the fan. |
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I fell asleep at half 9 and dreamt I'd ordered a dildo off Amazon for my fleshlight. They'd cocked it up though and sent me another fleshlight so I was going to have to send it back and try to get a refund because I didn't actually want a dildo. I'm glad this was a dream because I couldn't be arsed with all that or having that show on my Amazon purchases. |
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We'd all gone for a big work night out and one of the lads brought loads of Es. Everyone was having a great time getting pissed and dancing in a shit nightclub where all the lights were still on like it was just a little local pub, but we didn't mind because they kept playing 90s hits like the Prodigy and Chemical Brothers. |
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I went to give maroon a surprise visit at home for some reason but it turned out the address he'd given me was on a country road with no houses, just tents; basically a massive English Hooverville. Thousands of homeless people standing around aimlessly waiting. It was getting dark and someone tried to mug me so I left. |
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I had a dream that I was to be on some group dynamics reality TV programme where they were going to put a few of us in a luxury hotel on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. |
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In my dream there was an alt rock song, "I'm gonna piss on me, I'm gonna piss on you, Gonna piss on me, then I'll piss on you." |
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I tried napping for an hour. I dreamt I was at my local barbers waiting for a haircut. Some Chinese guy sat next to me, and at the door was my ex (seemed like they were together). I waved at her, and winked. She waved back and winked. Her new boyfriend must have gotten mad, because he took his mask off, ripped mine off, and open his mouth wide to breathe at me. |
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I had a fairly intense sex dream about Naga Munchetty this morning, which isn't that strange because I do find her very attractive, but is odd because I really couldn't tell you the last time I saw even a moment of BBC Breakfast. So long in fact she could well be doing a completely different show now and I wouldn't know. |
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I keep having dreams about Larry Bundy shagging Kim Justice. |
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Last night I was a hatchet man in the roman empire during the first century, think captain Willard in Apocalypse now. I had the task of tracking down and putting down a Jewish uprising by decapitating the cult leader (the leader was jesus obviously). |
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I was interviewing Donald Trump via Zoom for a job at my work. I also had Teams open so the rest of my department could sneakily watch it. He somehow found out and I got sacked. |
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I had a dream that I somehow acquired a beaten up black Chevrolet C4 Corvette with a big V8 engine and was driving it around the streets of my neighbourhood with the top down, all the while thinking what a waste of money the car was, and not to mention the bad fuel economy I was getting from it. |
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I was in a shop to buy a few things, and then I suddenly saw my neighbour's credit card in my wallet, for some reason, so I paid the £35 or so with it. When I left the shop, I became worried that it would affect my own credit score if it came out that I was illegally using my neighbour's credit card unbeknownst to him, and so I was trying to figure out how to send him the money back via Paypal, maybe with a message that I was sorry I used his card. But I then realised that I had no idea what his Paypal handle was. |
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LarryBundy.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>440294 |
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