>>428015
>Isn't there a lot of rape in war zones?

yeah, but that's after you've won

>>428018
What if the pheromones were so strong that they elicited the sensation that your side has already won, prompting them to aggressively bum one another? I bet they'd be so ashamed afterwards that many would kill themselves. Now that's a weapon.

>>428022
Like some kind of weaponised cloak sweat?

>>428028 In all this rain, what with constantly going in & out, I've been seriously considering a cloak or poncho or something. I'm sure I spend more than 10 minutes a day wrestling my arms in & out of coats.
Problem is, it's a fucking cloak. Surely there's some alternative. At the moment, I'm tending to just wear a big hat, but that's not ideal either.

>>428041
How is it you find putting a coat on so difficult?

>>428041

There's nothing wrong with a cloak. Pitch yourself into the cup of tea!

>>427978
What about the health benefits of Kefir? Or is that bunk too?

Motor neurone disease researchers find link to microbes in gut

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/jul/22/motor-neurone-disease-researchers-find-link-to-microbes-in-gut

I'm telling you, weaponised farts are the future. If we'd wrapped a bottle around Stephen Hawking's ringpiece we'd have probably created a MND bomb by now.

US doctors are hoping to start offering women vaginal fluid transplants and have set up a programme to screen potential donors.

They believe some women could benefit from a dose of healthy vaginal microbes to protect against an infection called bacterial vaginosis (BV). The Johns Hopkins University team say they were inspired by the success of faecal or poo transplants.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-49646907

It won't be long now.

The guy who invented Soylent almost killed himself by destroying his gut flora and then only drinking Soylent, based on OPs theory.

Genuinely worries me how someone who invented a nutritional supplement could be so fucking thick.

>>430422
Is Soylent dense enough?

I'm not a doctor, a biologist or even a self-accredited "nutrition expert", but could it have been folly for the OP to assume that shitting is not "useful"?

This was probably already brought up months ago, but whatever, I didn't force you to read my post.

>>430472
It appears that the most useful thing is the microbes in your gut, which is why transplanting faecal matter from healthy people to unhealthy people to make them better is becoming a thing. This begs the question whether you could transplant faecal matter from an unhealthy person to a healthy person to make them ill and if this could be weaponised.

>>430474
Reverse poz loading...

>>430474

All you really have to do to make someone unwell is shit on their food. Healthy or not.

>>430474
Why are you so obsessed with this? It's like the super dinosaur from Jurassic World 2, just a less efficient way of killing someone than shooting them. You're trying to reinvent the wheel.

>>430480
Think about it, lad. If you shoot someone then people will know about it. If you create biological weapons from the guts of people with autism and release them undetected in say, Finland, then you could turn it into a country of barely communicative stunted spergs without anyone being any the wiser.

>>430481
And what are you going to do with it after, turn it into a zombie apocalypse theme park?

>>430481

>people with autism and release them undetected in say, Finland

I was going to post a picture of Pertti Pasanen, but I fear the mods' wrath.

>>430482
Take over the world.

I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but it seems awfully convenient that this thread was made a few months before Covid-19 escaped from a laboratory in China. Covid-19 may well be their early attempt at making airborne weapons-grade autism.

All I'm saying is Chinkspooks may be reading our posts and getting ideas. Be vigilant.

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>438694
Seriously hoping they steal our ideas for a tap that produces custard then. We should probably have patented that one.

>>438696
The person who posted about a soup tap on rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk a week or so before that thread would have a strong counter-claim to the idea.

>>438697>>438696
Who are we kidding, like the Chinese care about patents.

>>438698
I wonder if we'll be able to buy autism fart bombs on AliExpress.

>Faecal transplants could help patients with a dangerous form of skin cancer respond to immunotherapy, research suggests.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/feb/04/faecal-transplants-could-help-patients-with-form-of-skin-cancer

Poo science!

If I ate nothing but chocolate would my shit eventually taste like chocolate? I imagine this would only work with dark chocolate rather than milk chocolate.

>>442902

Just shove a snapped darkmilk up yer bum. Post results in an /emo/ thread when everything eventually turns necrotic.

Lads, I need you to settle an argument. Is it normal to feel hungrier after having a poo?

>>443582
I don't think so.

>>443582

I can't say I've ever felt this myself. If anything I have less of an appetite after being haunted by a shit.

>>443582
I need to shit after eating so it makes sense to me that shitting would make you hungry, there's only so much space in your digestive system.

COVID-19 clears up rapidly after stool transplant to treat bacterial infection

Researchers suggest that faecal microbiota transplant (FMT) might be worth exploring as a treatment option for coronavirus.

Doctors from Imperial College London and the Medical University of Warsaw have published a letter online in the journal Gut, exploring the use of stool transplants to treat COVID-19 infection, after they used the procedure in two patients for another bacterial infection.

As well as being infected with Clostridioides difficile (a bacterial gut infection), both patients also happened to have COVID-19 infection, the symptoms of which cleared up rapidly after the stool transplant. Furthermore, while SARS-CoV-2 (the virus that causes COVID-19) may be detectable in stool for prolonged periods after the infection, researchers found that the virus was no longer detectable within stool after an apparently shorter period than is typically found.

https://www.imperial.ac.uk/news/225634/covid-19-clears-rapidly-after-stool-transplant/

Poo transplants clear up coronavirus. Poo science!

>>444942

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NHS patients struggling with superbugs to be offered poo transplants

Hundreds of patients struggling to ward off superbugs are to be treated with poo transplants on the NHS using gut bacteria taken from healthy donors’ faeces.

The National Institute for Health and Care Excellence (Nice), the health regulator, has given the green light for a faecal microbiota transplant (FMT) to be offered to people who have been treated for two or more Clostridium difficile (C diff) infections without success.

The revolutionary treatment aims to restore a healthy population of gut bacteria in sick patients by transferring a batch of different gut bacteria and other microorganisms from healthy donor poo into the gut of the recipient.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/31/nhs-patients-struggling-with-superbugs-to-be-offered-poo-transplants

Poo science!

They can make biscuits that can brush a dog's teeth while they eat it, so why can't Big Biscuit make one that brushes as you eat?

Makes you think.

Pedigree Dentastix = 666 in numerology

>>453687
Sounds like a load of shit to me.

>>453687
From what I've heard, poo transplants really are a miracle cure for everything. I'm almost tempted to see if I can get one myself just to see what parts of me massively improve. But it would have to be a woman's poo. I don't want a man's poo going up my bum. That sounds gay.

>>453691

>I don't want a man's poo going up my bum

Oh, I've got bad news for you mate. That's not how they administer it.

Keep taking the crapsules: how I became a faecal transplant donor

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/mar/20/faecal-transplant-donor-healthy-gut

Poo science!

A man who was hospitalized by debilitating Crohn's disease found relief after putting his mom's poop in his rectum in a DIY treatment — but was surprised to experience her menopause symptoms, too. Charlie Curtis, from Toronto, Canada, who's in his mid 30s, did DIY "poop transplants," or fecal microbiota transplants, for over four years, he told filmmaker Saffron Cassaday in the new documentary "Designer $hit."

Curtis experienced some unexpected side effects from the FMTs: sweating, hot flashes, and mood swings, similar to what his menopausal mom was experiencing. "At the time, I was going through menopause," Sky Curtis said in the documentary. "And so was he!"

The donated poop does "transmit high levels of hormones," Borody told Cassaday, so it's possible that Charlie Curtis was experiencing the same symptoms as his mom because he was absorbing hormones from her poop, although that has not been proven.

This isn't the first time that an FMT is thought to have caused changes outside of the gut in patients. In one 2019 study involving autistic children, as well as helping gastrointestinal issues, FMTs were linked to improvements in social responsiveness and their developmental age, while multiple studies suggest that they can improve symptoms of Parkinson's Disease such as sleep disturbances. There's even been a few cases of people with alopecia regaining some hair growth after FMTs. However, there's not enough research on FMTs yet for them to be approved to treat other health issues, and Charlie Curtis' case is anecdotal.

https://www.insider.com/mom-donates-poop-fecal-microbiota-transplant-son-experiences-menopause-2023-11

>>461345

>but was surprised to experience her menopause symptoms, too.

That sounds more like an urban legend. There aren't going to be enough hormones in a little bit of someone's poo to cause anything like that.

>>461346
What research have you done on testing menopausal poo transplants?

>>461347

Seems a bit niche.

>>461346

More to the point, menopause symptoms are caused by a lack of hormones, hence hormone replacement therapy.

>>461349
So I should be jamming my poo up menopausal women, for science?

>>461351

Only if you ask nicely first.

It's been awhile since anyone mentioned fat girls and 'spoons actually. Maybe they underwent a metamorphosis.

>He who shags with fat birds in a disabled toilet should look to it that he himself does not become a fat bird. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Also, maybe we shouldn't be dumping sewage everywhere?

>UK doctors are attempting to clear dangerous superbug infections using "poo pills" containing freeze-dried faeces.

>The stool samples come from healthy donors and are packed with good bacteria. Early data suggests superbugs can be flushed out of the dark murky depths of the bowel and replaced with a mix of healthy gut bacteria.

>It is a new approach to tackling infections that resist antibiotics, which are thought to kill a million people each year, external.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyge290l4xo

Poo science!