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My other half has squeezed all of the washing up liquid into a Kilner bottle. |
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Send her some statistics on single use plastic waste and explain how what she's doing doesn't help at all. |
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spock3.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >Is 'WITH NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE I AM A CUNT' still wordfiltered? |
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There are big wooden letters mounted on my living room wall that spell "LOVE" and all my kitchen utensils are stored in mismatched vases from a charity shop. There's a plant in a welly outside, and enough fairy lights to guide in a helicopter. |
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I think women often care more for, not exactly the aesthetics, but something akin to that, of how things are in a home. Having being brought up by a single father I can't say this is inherently worse than a totally functional way of living that men seem to skew towards, which often leads to a house that feels like a garage lock up by way of a computer fair, rather than a home. I've seen men do this who aren't my father too. However, washing up liquid does belong in a squeezy bottle, you're right. It's not like you can buy it loose either, so what's the point of putting it into another container? Do either of you make your own? Even then you could reuse a plastic bottle. |
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Is she just going to top it up when it gets 3/4 empty. |
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standing blocks.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>428109 |
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>>428136 regular people haven't had fridges for 100 years. I remember my grandparents getting their first, in the 70s, and they were pretty average people oop north. Their house certainly wasn't big enough to carve off a bit for a cool room. There was a larder / store cupboard, where most things lived, but it wasn't notably cool. |
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There was also a bizarrely competetive edge to the housewifing. Getting up at ungodly-o'clock to scrub the steps, get the washing on the line before the neighbours saw your unmentionables, black the stove & fire. Not doing these things made you a slattern. |
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I'm just going to put myself on the side of preferring women not being indentured servants, no matter how noble it might have been. |
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white-eat-in-minimalist-kitchen.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Can't stand messy clutter, minimalism is the way forward. |
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Honestly these men deserve it. Imagine being unable to look out for yourself. |
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I wonder how angry OP will get when they're down to the last bit of washing up liquid and he's got to stare at it for about fourty odd seconds as it slowly runs along the sides of the bottle, before it limply drips out onto his dishes. |
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I've been dress shopping with my girlfriend today. Why do women have so many clothes to choose from? It's fucking ridiculous. |
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OP You're not alone. |
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I'm not a mod or anything, but that was perfectly alright meme arrowing, in my opinion. He was paraphrasing (I bet there's a more specific word for what he did, but I don't know it) things that had happened in real life, the same way you would take snippets from a news article when making a thread about it, or you might post the premise of a film you were recommending on here. Does .gs have a High Court we could petition for a definitive ruling? |
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MATTRESS030.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>429275 |
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There is now a total of 4 pillows and 5 cushions on my bed. We take off two of the pillows and all of the cushions to sleep before putting them all back on again when the bed is made in the morning. |
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Oh, and this week she's got a transparent tub to store the packets of Shredded Wheat in. She takes the packets out of the box of cereal and puts them in the tub. However, the tub isn't large enough for all the packets of Shredded Wheat so now there's a half filled box out of sight in the garage. Next to this tub sits a tub where she has stored the crackers she has taken out of their packets. |
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I'm honestly a bit envious of you lads, although they might do silly things at least your partners do something. |
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Fundamentally women are bat shit insane who's relevance is only breeding. |
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Just leave. Walk away or throw out. Play Paranoid by Black Sabbath really loud, get some balls, move on. |
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I can't abide by people who think it's unacceptable to leave the washing up for a day or two, provided it's your own house and not a shared flat or something. Just get a life for fuck's sake, haven't you got more than two plates in the cupboard or what? |
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My ex simultaneously used to not do much of the cleaning and complain that things were messy. Essentially it was a 'when it's my mess it doesn't count' situation. She ended up calling off the relationship because she couldn't live with anyone anymore. I hope she has a moment of realisation when she has no clean clothes or when the rubbish overflows or when the sink is filled with cat bowls still with food in them that she was the engineer of her fate. |
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When my girlfriend washes up she'll only do about half a dozen pots before she puts in fresh waster. If I wash up she complains if I wash the dishes in dirty water, but they're always rinsed afterwards so I'm struggling to see what the problem is. |
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I remembered today how angry I used to get that my mum used to throw a fit if you put a dirty dish in the dishwasher - she would clean and scrub everything before loading them into the machine. |
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290619011_0_640x640.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh good, we're back. |
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I don't know if it's just the women I've been with, but is it common for them to have an issue with direct communication? For example, my girlfriend will say "I'm thirsty" rather than outright asking if I'll make a drink for her and other things along those lines. |
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Enough with the pissing contest, lads. |
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See lads, this is a bit /emo/ but this is why I can't do it. I'm 28 and I've been single for a decade. I just see my mates and their girlfriends and I can't bring myself to even attempt to join them, playing these kinds of games and falling out over what went on the barbecue first, or misspoken words after a few drinks, and dumb shit like that. I've seen them get into bad places and really stupid games for a crumb of pussy. |
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Disclaimer: I'm not an chronic masturbator lads, I'm not particularly bitter and I don't feel owed anything or whatever. I don't want to sound like that. |
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I share a computer with my girlfriend. She regularly unpins anything on the taskbar because "it looks neater" without anything on. |
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I guess this thread is as good as any. My female friends think it's a bit strange that I don't really have a celebrity crush. I mean, if Karen Gillan or Alison Brie wanted me to slip them one I'd happily oblige but I don't have a borderline unhealthy obsession over them the way they do over the likes of Tom Hardy and Chris Hemsworth. There's a definite double standard at play because I can't imagine they'd be happy if one of their boyfriends started going on about a woman to that extent. |
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I spend about 10% of my posts complaining about dating apps but I'd like to take this time to whinge about the Hinge feature where you send an opener and they can just 'invite you to start a chat' instead of replying. |
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I think we can agree that women just need to up their game as a whole. They're always moaning about how shit men are, but you only get back what you put in don't you. |
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This all sounds a bit silly. I don't know if it is worth it. I never used it and usually pull birds in clubs and pubs. Although it is annoying that they ask for snapchat nowadays rather than just giving me their damn number. |
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42814.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Going to make my own brand of baked beans; the niche is that they won't be in tomato sauce. It'll be called "Naked baked beans" and the adverts will pronounce it to rhyme, but not always the same way. |
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Branston, Heinz, whatever, it doesn't really matter. The trick is to stir in a generous knob of butter and simmer slowly until the sauce is properly thick and the beans are just starting to fall apart. Baked beans are really at their best after a couple of hours in a chafing dish, but that's not terribly practical at home. |
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s-l400.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() You'd have to wear this whilst doing the baked bean adverts. |
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I've just had to pull an ungodly amount of hair out of the bath plughole. Women can talk about cleanliness all they fucking like but they won't do the proper dirty work like that. |
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My girlfriend thinks that Pancake Day tradition is to have a three course meal of pancakes. This year for the 'main course' she layered several pancakes in a glass dish with roast vegetables and chopped tomatoes before topping it with cheese and cooking it in the oven. |
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Is there supposed to be something amiss about that photo of Sean Bean? He looks fine. |
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realseanbean.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It's just his stupid hair throwing you off. Look: as if by magic, Sean Bean appeared. |
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boromir-the-fellowship-of-the-ring-2001[1].jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>442269 |
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>SHOCKER: Man formally IN fourties NOW in SIXTIES! |
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g778g.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Nice arse for a chap of his age, I'll give him that. |
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>>442271 |
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>>442273 |
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I forgot to say as well, she thinks it's normal for toast to be cold when you butter it and she always refers to what you and I would consider normal toast to be "hot buttered toast." Every single time. |
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>>442275 |
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>>442275 |
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>>442275 |
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>>442280 |
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>>442280 |
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>>442281>>442284 |
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>>442287 |
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>>442288 |
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442892
spnge.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Be vigilant, lads. |
>> | No. 444591
444591
My girlfriend hasn't worked since she fell pregnant with our youngest child during 2015, although she's theoretically been looking for a job for the past year since our daughter started going to school full-time. |
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>>444591 |
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>>444591 |
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>>444592 |
>> | No. 445438
445438
My girlfriend has bought those toilet block things that change the colour of the water. For some reason she's bought purple ones and most of the time, particularly when it isn't well lit, it takes me a moment to remember she bought them rather than the water changing colour because someone's left an unflushed turd in there for hours. |
>> | No. 445440
445440
Just read the OP out to my girlfriend and she kept interjecting to defend the washing up liquid in a kilner bottle, none of which dealt with the core problems mentioned by OP. It's like they don't matter to her. I don't understand. |
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>>445438 |
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445445
bloo_in_cistern_violet_4_x_38g_65544_T1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>445444 |
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>>445438 |
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445451
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>> | No. 445642
445642
In order of ascending madness and frustration, mine has: |
>> | No. 445686
445686
We had one of those three tier spice racks on the worktop, which was very convenient as I could easily grab any spice. However, my girlfriend threw the rack away and moved the spices to the top shelf of a cupboard in the next room, meaning I have to move half the spices off to find to what I want if it's towards the back. She just created a massive inconvenience for both of us just to save less than a square foot of worktop space. |
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445687
>>445686 |
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445689
>>445686 |
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>>445689 |
>> | No. 445920
445920
Is there any real point to air freshener or is it closer to snake oil with the whole "nose blind" scaremongering advertising campaigns? I think I've only really been to one house that had a bad smell to it and that's because my friend is a bit of a slob. |
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445921
>>445920 |
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445923
>>445920 |
>> | No. 446783
446783
My girlfriend has bought this ridiculously sized rectangular bin that's so wide the majority of bin bags can't actually fit in it. It's also got these ridiculous handles on the inside that are supposed to help secure the bin bag in place, but they just get in the way whenever you try and take a full bin bag out and make it such a hassle. As it's a 50l bin and she's a shortarse she claims she can't empty the bin because it's too much of a struggle for her. It's shit, completely impracticable, I don't even want to know how much she spent on it but apparently it looks nice. It's a fucking bin. |
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446785
>>446783 |
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446813
>>446785 |
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>>442275 |
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448322
1000x1000.fit.TRAB01_square_1_2048x.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>448321 |
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>>448322 |
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>>448322 |
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>>448321 |
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>>448348 |
>> | No. 449840
449840
I went to Aldi with my girlfriend for the first time in, I dunno, years probably and it really brought home that she has no situational awareness whatsoever. I already knew she was a bit clueless from when we've been to normal supermarkets together, but Aldi having much narrower aisles really amplified that she will stop in the most inconvenient spots she can find. She's also got this infuriating habit of stopping the trolley directly in front of what she wants to pick up, so she ends up pushing the trolley to a 45° angle and blocking the aisle so she can squeeze past it to grab what she wants. I guess this is why I usually go shopping alone. |
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449841
>>449840 |
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>>449841 |
>> | No. 449987
449987
I don't know about you lads, but my other half has gone well and truly overboard with Wordle and its various imitators. Off the top of my head she plays Wordle, Nerdle, Octordle, Worldle, Heardle and a few others every day. |
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449988
>>449987 |
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>>449988 |
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449992
>>449987 |
>> | No. 455016
455016
My girlfriend's bought cinnamon scented scope "because it's Christmassy." |
>> | No. 455021
455021
Cinnabon Classic Roll_440x260.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>455016 |
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455022
>>455021 |
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>>455022 |
>> | No. 455025
455025
I'm fairly ambivalent to smelling of cinnamon, but it strikes me of the kind of thing women would really like men to smell of. But I don't leave the house much and on Friday I almost had a panic attack while remebering what her face looked like the last time we spoke, so I could well be wrong. |
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455026
>>455025 |
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455027
>>455026 |
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>>455026 |
>> | No. 455029
455029
Is cinnamon that far off the scent of sandalwood? Sandalwood seems to be one of the main smells that men's deodorants seem to include or imitate. |
>> | No. 455690
455690
I'm in bed with my girlfriend as she's on her phone scrolling through clips from QI that'll have been posted on something like Facebook. At the moment she's watching one about tapir's penises that we literally watched on the TV about two or three weeks ago that she has no recollection of whatsoever because she was busy stating at her phone at the time. |
>> | No. 455702
455702
Was meant to go over and spend a couple of days at the girlfriend's this afternoon. I was planning to go a bit earlier on, but I had to stay to wait for a delivery, and she had already had a bad morning, so she started sulking and moaned that now I won't be there until later in the evening and so on and so forth. |
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>>455702 |
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455705
>>455702 |
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>>455705 |
>> | No. 455921
455921
My girlfriend has bagged up our entire DVD/blu ray collection to give away to charity shops on the basis that "we don't watch them anymore". I've got about 30 DVDs I've whittled down to keeping. I'm not being irrational here, am I? I mean, I haven't watched City of God in years but I'd like to have the option to in the future if I suddenly fancy it. |
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455922
>>455921 |
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455923
>>455921 |
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>>455921 |
>> | No. 455925
455925
Thanks lads. Some of the ones I've kept are the likes of The League of Gentlemen box set because of streaming services taking down episodes thanks to Papa Lazarou and the ham-fisted response to BLM. |
>> | No. 455926
455926
ap_website-cropped.8b32be1380d1e35ec71fe1f4e6dc0ea.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm half considering and Analogue Pocket just because look how gorgeous it is, and GameBoy Advance was empirically the pinnacle of gaming. I can't decide whether needing to collect all the game cartridges is a draw or a turn-off, though. |
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455927
>>455926 |
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>>455927 |
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455931
>>455928 |
>> | No. 456151
456151
I don't know if it's one of those daft things that's marketed towards women, but she's bought cherry scented de-icer. Making antifreeze smell like sherbet doesn't seem like a good idea. |
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456152
>>456151 |
>> | No. 456829
456829
I've counted the pile of clothes my girlfriend dumps at the end of the bed. Two bras, two sets of bed clothes, six pairs of trousers and jeans, three cardigans, two pairs of tights, five dresses and three tops. I can guarantee if I left one pair of jeans or a t-shirt she'd be immediately on my case to put them away if I was going to wear them again. |
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456831
>>456829 |
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456832
>>456831 |
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456833
>>456829 |
>> | No. 457181
457181
My other half has suddenly decided that the air fryer is unsightly and should be stored away in one of the cupboards when not in use, rather than on the worktop, bearing in mind it's fairly cumbersome as it's one of those dual-basket 9/10 litre models. She spent a good few hours yesterday rearranging all of the kitchen cupboards to make room for it, but once she'd tidied it away we had to get it out not that long after for tea. She tidied it away again afterwards and we had to get it out again for tea today. I'm not sure how long she's going to keep this up, but I might start storing things like the toaster or the microwave in there instead to fuck with her. |
>> | No. 457777
457777
Missus said last night that she was probably going to be too tired from work to come over tonight and would come over Saturday, then about half an hour ago text me saying she's getting the train and coming over tonight. Fine, except I'd already got settled into the idea of spending all night on videogames and eating junk food by myself, so I'm kind of arsed. |
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457778
>>457777 |
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>>457778 |
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458429
>>446783 here again. |
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458432
>>458429 |
>> | No. 459855
459855
My other half has decided, on a complete whim, that we need a reed diffuser in every other room. She's bought shitloads of them. |
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459863
>>459855 |
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459879
>>459863 |
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459880
>>459879 |
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459882
>>459880 |
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459885
>>459882 |
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469575
>Scatter cushions and bedspreads – can someone explain to me what they’re for? |
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469576
>>469575 |
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469577
>>469576 |
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469578
>>469577 |
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469579
>>469578 |
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469580
>>469579 |
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469581
>>469579 |
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469582
Fucking newchaps. |
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469585
>>455921 |
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469586
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469588
>>469586 |
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469590
>>469588 |
>> | No. 469595
469595
The other week a friend had a surprised response that I lived on my own given how organised and neat everything generally was, like it must be the influence of a woman. She then made a cognitive distortion that it must be because I just broke up with an ex. |
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469598
s-l1200.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469595 |
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>>469598 |
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>>469595 |
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469986
327948932749.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469598 |
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469988
>>469986 |
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469995
>>469988 |
>> | No. 469996
469996
I'm a man of course. When I want to be I am autistically clean. At work (accounts department) I have my own office and there is not a scrap of paper on the desk in a company where people have random piles of the stuff, everything has a folder (real or on the PC) or a tray, I'm quite proud of it all. This even extends into my assistant's office, where I will go in and berate her for how she just leaves notes kicking about or hasn't tidied away the latest Goods In notes, that kind of thing. She'll just leave random staples and paperclips on the desk, on the floor. God knows what she's like at home. |
>> | No. 469999
469999
So far, me and my partner just tolerate the other's habits (or try to help out) as there are some parts of my place I generally leave untidy that she likes to focus on, but she's lacking in areas I'm more attentive to. We're both working on improving but it's not been a big deal either way. |
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470000
>>469988>>469995 |
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470002
>>470000 |
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470006
>>469999 |
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470008
>>470000 |
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470011
>>470008 |
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470012
>>470006 |
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470025
>>470012 |
>> | No. 470027
470027
The last time I let a lass move in with me it was because her mum died and she couldn't afford the rent on the place on her own. I wasn't really against her moving in, even though we'd only been going out about 6 months, but even if I was dead against it I think I'd have felt like I had to anyway. |
>> | No. 470032
470032
Been a long day. Just misread the OP as |
>> | No. 470081
470081
>>469995 |
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470090
>>470081 |
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470091
>>470090 |
>> | No. 470699
470699
Imagine buying a pedal bin with a very large dome lid and insisting it's pushed right against a corner of the kitchen so that a) the lid opens less than 10cm before it gets stuck against the wall and b) the walls end up scraped to shit through a combination of the lid hitting them and repeatedly pushing the bin back against the corner when you notice it's been pulled forward. |
>> | No. 471384
471384
I have just spent the best part of 10 minutes pouring water down the hose for my vacuum until I was able to entirely clear the mass of hair that was blocking it. There's always so much hair. Same with the plug in the shower, which only I ever seem to unblock. |
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