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>> No. 441558 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 8:46 pm
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New midweek thread: chip butty edition.

Is it even midweek? The days have all blurred into one and lost all sense of meaning.
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>> No. 445151 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 4:07 pm
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>>445148
Would definitely be an interesting way to keep people informed on current events. For international events it could be like a model UN format with girls representing different countries.
>> No. 445152 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 4:26 pm
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>>445151
That's very heteronormative of you.
>> No. 445156 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 6:49 pm
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>>445152
Lesbian erasure in action.
>> No. 445157 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 7:23 pm
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>>445152
>That's very heteronormative of you.
It's borderline heteroinformative!
>> No. 445158 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 7:39 pm
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>>445157
I bet there's an awful podcast by that name out there somewhere. Three episodes, November 2016 to August 2017.
>> No. 445160 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 8:37 pm
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I've got The Hundred on in the background. The graphics on the screen are absolutely atrocious.
>> No. 445161 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 8:49 pm
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I wonder how much heat my house would cease absorbing if it were painted totally white? The roof especially, owing to its even darker shade of brown and larger surface area. The loft gets extraordinarily hot during weather like we've had and it clearly effects the rest of the house. Some manner of canopy fixed to the front would help massively too, I think, so the windows beamed less heat directly into the building. I'm saying this because I've a suspiscion we're only going to be getting more weeks like this one in the future and I suspect the square Lego homes much of this country has lived in since the 1970s aren't going to be getting any cooler on their own. Sol Invictus? Not if I can help it.
>> No. 445162 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 8:50 pm
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>>445160
Forgive me if this is a silly question, as I don't follow cricket at all, but are those at least the respective team's colours?
>> No. 445163 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 8:57 pm
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>>445162
At the minute the bowling team are in lime green and the batting team are in black.

I think they've gone for brash neon colours because they think that's how to make cricket to appeal to a modern audience. The graphics on the side are gradually going down as the number of balls/runs needed decreases.
>> No. 445164 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 8:58 pm
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Someone just hit a six and it kept flashing 'OH YEAH' at the bottom.
>> No. 445166 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 9:16 pm
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>>445163
>>445164
I'm terribly sorry this happened to you.
>> No. 445167 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 9:32 pm
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>>445161
>I wonder how much heat my house would cease absorbing if it were painted totally white?
About 85% of the heat* unless you shell out for really fancy stuff that's 98%

*from the sun light of course, there'll still be hot air
>> No. 445168 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 11:04 pm
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>>445161

Make it anti-flash white. Just to be sure.
>> No. 445169 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 11:33 pm
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>>445161
Igloos are totally white, and they're not very warm at all. I think you could be onto something here.
>> No. 445170 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 11:42 pm
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>>445169
Pitch black caves are usually pleasantly cool. I think he should move his house underground instead.
>> No. 445171 Anonymous
23rd July 2021
Friday 12:13 am
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>>445161
What are you going to do for the other 8 months of the year? I get what you mean about the temperature rise being something to think about but are you just going to end up spending more on heating than fans.

Now that I think about it that big government drive to get homes insulated is probably going to bite us in the arse in 10 years. Cavity and loft insulation might end up a liability.

>>445170
A mate's auntie did that once, bought a full on goblin home that kept a consistent temperature. Then the spiders and slugs came.
>> No. 445172 Anonymous
23rd July 2021
Friday 12:28 am
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>>445171
Ah fuck you've got me thinking. Spider season this year will surely be monsterous.
>> No. 445173 Anonymous
23rd July 2021
Friday 1:02 am
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>>445171
My parents went one step further than cavities and the loft, and put a whole insulating layer on the outside of their house. Several inches thick of foam stuff with some fake cement pasted to look like brickwork on the outside. It doesn't look bad, you wouldn't know it's not actual brick until you get up close, but they're on the end of a terrace and their house has sort of become the girthy bell end. They're also now chuntering that it's too hot.
>> No. 445174 Anonymous
23rd July 2021
Friday 1:09 am
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I thought insulation should keep heat out in summer as well as in in winter? Unless you've been a silly cunt and left the windows/doors wide open during the hottest parts of the day, but that's on you.

In theory that's how it should work anyway. If you've got good insulation you can sit out the heat by shutting the windows and blinds on the side facing the sun and not letting it in, then throw everything wide open overnight.
>> No. 445175 Anonymous
23rd July 2021
Friday 3:54 am
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>>445171
>A mate's auntie did that once
Oh, aye? Visit her often did you?
>> No. 445178 Anonymous
23rd July 2021
Friday 11:31 am
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>>445171

That's lucky, I don't know how else you'd feed a goblin.
>> No. 445258 Anonymous
26th July 2021
Monday 6:25 am
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It would seem that going to sleep before 4am is the secret to waking up at a sensible time and having a day to look forward to. “Look forward to” may be a bit overconfident, but it’s better than waking up embarrassed whatever it is.
>> No. 445262 Anonymous
26th July 2021
Monday 2:56 pm
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What's an acceptable length of time to visit parents who live far away? I've got a week off but from past experience I will be bored out of my mind as they decided to retire to the middle of nowhere.
>> No. 445263 Anonymous
26th July 2021
Monday 3:46 pm
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>>445262

I wouldn't visit anyone, even family, for longer than a long weekend.

"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days."
>> No. 445264 Anonymous
26th July 2021
Monday 4:27 pm
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>>445262
Arrive in the evening, one full day, off in the morning? That seems sensible to me, though I'm a deeply unsensible person so perhaps I'm wrong.
>> No. 445265 Anonymous
26th July 2021
Monday 4:35 pm
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>>445262
Book a holiday somewhere else that will mean you can only stay for a couple of days?
>> No. 445266 Anonymous
26th July 2021
Monday 8:45 pm
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It's my birthday tomorrow. It looks like I'll only receive three birthday cards.
>> No. 445267 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 1:37 am
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>>445266
That's how many I get. Three surviving relatives, and I can't imagine getting cards from friends; it would be weird. Happy birthday.
>> No. 445268 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 1:53 am
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The lesbian couple next door are moving to Worthing this weekend. They gave me one of their ficus plants. Who knows what that ficus has seen.
>> No. 445269 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 2:04 am
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>>445268
Pure loads of Cate Blanchett films?
>> No. 445270 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 2:23 am
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God knows what I've eaten but I've been letting off positively molten farts for the last few hours. Pic related, they're that noxious.

Wasn't even that fast food chicken sandwich you all fell straight for the marketing on.
>> No. 445271 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 6:38 am
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Is it just me or is it a lot harder to find decent porn these days? There seems to be far more filler to wade through.
>> No. 445272 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 10:20 am
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>>445271

A lot of girls have gone indie and sell direct to end users. Take Belle Delphine, or Arizona Sky for example.
>> No. 445273 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 10:26 am
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>>445271

What's your definition of "decent"?
>> No. 445274 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 10:29 am
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>>445273
Something I am prepared to wank over.
>> No. 445275 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 10:42 am
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Convinced some people that if you show yourself holding a fish in your dating profile picture it's a secret kink signal that you have a thing for women who don't wash.
>> No. 445276 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 11:39 am
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>>445275

I do wish there was a secret kink signal for "I just want you to spit in my mouth, sit on my face and slap my cock". It'd save so much time.
>> No. 445277 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 12:00 pm
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>>445276
A Lib Dem rosette.
>> No. 445278 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 1:07 pm
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>>445271
I think it depends on what you're looking for. The problem I feel is we've been inundated with webcams and the strange kinks of the people who pay for porn. I usually prefix my searches with things like 'art' or 'erotic' to find something with a proper production value.

>>445275
Missed opportunity. You could've at last solved the Harry Potter menace by spreading a rumour that it's a coprophilia scene.
>> No. 445279 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 1:29 pm
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>>445278

>You could've at last solved the Harry Potter menace by spreading a rumour that it's a coprophilia scene.

What?
>> No. 445280 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 2:09 pm
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>>445279
Harry Potter wordfilters relate to the giving and receiving of gifts. Hot beefy gifts.
>> No. 445281 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 3:38 pm
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>>445271
All the top sites are owned by the same company (Mindgeek). They have gone through a few very distressing steps where they deleted any videos from users who hadn't signed up to something or other, because those videos can't be confirmed as consensual without the uploader providing all their personal details to a pornography monopoly. This means that, for example, XTube (also owned by Mindgeek) lost probably 90% of its videos overnight, because it specialised in the homemade obscure fetish scene.

Oddly, this requirement for obvious definite consent is a total sham. I have one fetish, and that's all I watch, and all the women crying about desperate for a wee they are got removed, but all the voyeur hidden cameras in public toilets (not consensual, technically, since they don't know they're being filmed) are still available to view. So it really is just a front for trying to monetise all the videos they hosted.

I actually simped a woman on Pornhub, because during lockdown, she made a video where instead of pandering to my desires, she explained what it's like to make these videos, like a behind-the-scenes blog. She mentioned that she was one of the top people on Pornhub making that sort of videos, with millions of views, and she had made in the hundreds of dollars and had lost her real-life day job and was really struggling, in spite of the popularity of her videos. I sent her £100 along with a message to not give up, because her videos really were top-rate. She gave up a few weeks later and now her videos are gone too. I made a point not to send her the money through Pornhub, because there's no way I will give those thieving monopolists a sodding penny after how they upset sexylilb17 like that, and I know they'd take a cut.

Maybe everything will sort itself out in a few months. But it's been a few months since this happened, and it isn't fixed yet.
>> No. 445282 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 5:57 pm
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I just wish to go back to a time when "MILF" was not inherently incestuous. It's a sick, sick world, lads.
>> No. 445283 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 6:22 pm
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>>445282
Nothing ruins a wank quite like an attractive older woman turning to the camera and insisting she is related to me.
>> No. 445284 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 6:24 pm
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>>445283
Is there a genre of porn where this happens mid-coitus? Like, ten minutes in, she turns to the lad and goes "Hang on, aren't you our Tina's lad?"
>> No. 445285 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 6:47 pm
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>>445281
>All the top sites are owned by the same company (Mindgeek)
Nope.
>> No. 445286 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 7:58 pm
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>>445285
Which one's don't they own? All I can think of is XNXX and Xhamster.
>> No. 445287 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 9:09 pm
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>>445286
Which don't they own that belongs to one?
>> No. 445288 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 11:25 pm
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>>445287
I feel this sentence makes sense, but my brain can't accept it.
>> No. 445289 Anonymous
28th July 2021
Wednesday 1:18 am
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>>445288
>Which one's don't they own?
>one's
>Belonging to one

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