The number of complaints about the blanket coverage of his death is meant to be revealed on Thursday, but it has been reported at more than 110,000.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56721078

>>443302
Pff if only you could get a decent curry in the East Midlands.

>>443303
They should publish all their names and addresses so they can be dealt with like the traitors they are.

>>443303

The most interesting part to me is that there are 100,000 people who still watch live broadcasts who aren't old enough to be fierce royalists who consider it a matter of duty to only discuss this all day, unless I have massively misjudged what old people are like now days, or how many young people watch TV and like to complain about nothing.

Is this just boredom during the pandemic, people complaining for the sake of it because it became vogue on twitter? or has the Fahrenheit 451 dystopia started its endgame?

>>443308
I think all you had to do to complain was visit a page on their website, put in your email address and click submit. I imagine with other complaints there's a lot more steps involved.

>>443308

>Is this just boredom during the pandemic

A lot of people are still at home all day, and they get crabby when they don't get their usual afternoon fix of tittytainment.

>>443308

Johnny Rotten is a pensioner.

>>443311
DID SOMEONE SAY TIDDYTAINMENT?

>>443313

Begone Thot.

>>443308
It's seething pussy-ass bitches throwing a paddy because they didn't get to watch MasterChef. Nothing of value was lost. Fuck every last person who complained.

>>443313
I actually said biddytainment, in respect to Her newly-single Majesty, but this is much better.

>>443329

>Nothing of value was lost

Well you got that part right.

>>443329
I don't really watch TV, but I was so confused yesterday when people were complaining about cancelled shows on Friday (especially Masterchef).

They were mostly 40+ years old (and mostly women).

Seems hypocritical to mock people for missing television when the last time this site went down you were all at a loss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu-3qR-nQQU
Not the best of them. But... timing.

>>443340
I wasn't posting here then. I'm new. And, same as for the fans of Masterchef, there's always Pornhub.

>>443345
Does PornHub have any half-decent cookery content?

>>443348

Rule 34.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f2ca4d77c534

>>443312
Fuck me he's let himself go. Must have been overdoing it on the Country Life.

Still wouldn't.

>>443377
That's one of those jumpers they give you if you're locked up in a police station and complain about being cold enough.

>>443379
ThE rOyAl FaMiLy Is LiKe BeInG iN pRiSoN.

>>443380

So is your orthography.

I've caught a bit of the funeral. The Queen is looking very old and frail now, I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't last much longer.

>>443383

She's 94.

Also I reckon I'd look a bit frail at my husband's funeral too.

>>443383
Because as we all know, women are always glowing the week after losing the only man they've ever loved. Just think of all the extra space she can enjoy in bed and the pleasure of eating in absolute silence.

>>443384>>443385
It's the first time I've ever seen her looking diminutive.

Why do topless climate protestors tend to haggard old women?

>>443389
If that's what this looks like to you, then you watch too much porn and have unrealistic expectations of women's bodies.

>>443390
They weren't the ones getting their wabs out at the funeral.

>>443391
You weren't asking about that.

>>443392
Army recruitment must be getting bad, they'd let any old tit join the SAS these days.

>>443386
I didn't see it on TV, but how's this for a sad picture?

>>443392
I should have watched it if they were on it. What are they protesting? Why aren't they protesting somewhere else? A-are they still there now? Can I go there?

>>443397
Sorry, those are photos from last year.

>>443392

I've always wanted to lock a woman to a fence by the neck and fuck them.

>>443102
This has cheered me up no end. Top remembrancing.

>>443400
It's what he would have wanted.

>>443400

About time people get out of lockdown.

>>443400

RIP SWEET PRINCE YR NOW WITH THE ANGLES N SAXONS

Prince Andrew set up firm with disgraced Coutts financier Harry Keogh

The Duke of York has gone into business with a former Coutts banker who quit in disgrace over allegations of sexual harassment.

Prince Andrew has set up a company with Harry Keogh, who left the Queen’s bank in March 2018 after he was accused of touching a female colleague inappropriately and boasting about his sexual exploits. The new venture, which The Times understands will be a vehicle for Andrew’s family investments, is named Lchronic masturbatorles after the 18th-century battle against the French in which the British were commanded by the Duke of York.

At Coutts he was accused of touching a woman’s groin while demonstrating the site of an injury. His behaviour was said to be so toxic that some female staff refused to work with him. The private bank carried out an investigation in 2015 and the chief executive recommended he leave, according to The Wall Street Journal. It was decided that he should stay, but he was disciplined and eventually resigned in March 2018.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/prince-andrew-set-up-firm-with-disgraced-coutts-financier-harry-keogh-xm6l0z20t

He sure knows how to pick them.

>>443492
Probably the only kind of person willing to work with him at the moment. Although I don't really know why he needs a vehicle for family investments unless he's trying to hide assets before Charles gets to the throne.

>named Lchronic masturbatorles after the 18th-century battle against the French in which the British were commanded by the Duke of York.

That got me on first glance.

The Queen is looking gaunt these days. I don't think it'll be long before she's shuffling off this mortal coil.

>>450273
Platinum jubilee stuff will mostly be happening in June, so she'll last until then. Admittedly, 2023 is a wild gamble.

>>450274
I have a feeling by then she will require a complex system of ropes & pulleys to make a public appearance.

https://deathlist.net/

12th place on the current 2022 death list. Not really a hot contender, going by that, but far from safe. She did move up 13 places from last year.

>>450520
They'll be pulling out all the stops to keep her alive until at least June, so we can celebrate the Platinum Jubilee Bank Holiday.

Though quite frankly I think the government is selling us out cheaply if we're only getting one extra day for it.

>>450521
We're getting two, aren't we?

>>450527
We're getting two consecutive days but one of them is just the usual Spring Bank Holiday pushed back a few days.