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New weekday thread: hump day edition. |
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I had a lot of peppers on my pizza last night and my guts are a wreck this morning. |
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I've intentionally shoplifted for the first time in about 18 years. It was just a small ~£10 electronics item but I knew the security barriers at my local supermarket don't work so I was able to simply walk out with it in my trolley. I don't think I'll do it again, I didn't get a cheap thrill out of it or anything. |
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I bought a massive wooden chest from 1870. |
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Alicia Kearns Melton[1].jpg PMQs was a fun watch. The reaction to the guy switching the topic to washing machines, wonderful. Also I discovered this hottie politician I didn't know existed until today. |
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Rutland.jpg >>448966 |
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81zJJAnVtDL.jpg >>448967 |
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2.png I really do have a thing for fat girls now. I dated, briefly, a chubster, and now on a night out I find myself checking out girls bellys in their tight dresses. |
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Lads, what's a good "opener" on hinge/bumble/tinder etc when they don't have much in their profile and their pics are reasonably generic? |
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I've just been into Co-op and their own brand pasta is now 95p a pack. It was only c. 55p a year or so ago. |
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hucow.jpg >>448973 |
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So what's rhe allure of a heifer dressed up as a heifer? |
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Speaking of ten years ago, since when did everyone start harpooning? I've noticed what seems to be a growing trend of stomach-shaggery here lately. Did everyone just lower their standards or is it a genuine preference that you'd have over, say, someone you had a reasonable chance of lifting without crippling yourself? |
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Kunt is going to have another bash at getting a Number one with his Boris song given the last few days. |
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declining salmon populations it is. I think "declining salmon populations" does exist to an extent, but I'm not sure that "declining salmon populations" was the most apt phrase for it. |
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Right. I'm going to assume it's declining salmon populations. That is, if you replace the vowels with Os, you'd get ropo coltoro. |
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I think we might be living in the golden age of attractive women posting erotic photos of themselves on the internet. |
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Porn, art, photography, whatever it is I swear Twitter was invented to annoy those who enjoy it. A variation on the library of babel: any image you can imagine is probably lurking somewhere in its depths, but there's no index so good fucking luck finding anything. |
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Can you start a furry thread on either /x/ or /y/ please? I don't get the appeal, but I wouldn't mind a look to see what the fuss is about. |
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Power cut in Beeston affecting ~1,300 houses which is estimated to last until about half 5. It sounds absolutely fucking mental outside because it's set off so many burglar alarms. |
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Somebody with what appears to be a Croatian landline number keeps trying to phone me whenever I'm not at home. |
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Today I drove 2 hours down the M1 to listen to someone tell me about when they had to care for their mum and rub rash cream into her fanny. |
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Handing myself into the dumb-dumb police as I just spent a minute or two looking at headphone extension cables thinking "why are they all 3.5 metres long"? |
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I'm in discussion to get a full on sleeve Tattoo. |
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3516-3m-3-5mm-jack-to-jack-stereo-extension-audio-.jpg >>449084 |
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Incidentally it's annoying that smartphones are phasing out the 3.5mm jack. Is it possible to get a splitter for USB-C that would enable you to use earphones and charge your phone at the same time? Or is that not physically possible? |
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I've come off my bike this morning right by some builders digging up the road. Proper scraped fmy knee like a schoolboy. |
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