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>> No. 449104 Anonymous
21st January 2022
Friday 6:35 pm
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Dustbinman's going down the street, eventually he gets to a house who haven't put their bins out. He knocks at the door and a Japanese man answers. He can see some suitcases in the hallway behind him.

"Harro?"
"Alright, mate, where's ya bin?"
"I've bin to Tokyo!"
"No, mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I've dust bin to Tokyo!"
"You've not getting it, mate, where's your wheelie bin?"

The Japanese man, frustrated at not being listened to, stamps his feet and shouts "I've wheelie bin to Tokyo!"
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>> No. 449105 Anonymous
21st January 2022
Friday 6:37 pm
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They don't knock on your door if your bin's not out.
>> No. 449106 Anonymous
21st January 2022
Friday 6:38 pm
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My grandad used to tell me this joke every time I saw him, and has been doing so for at least 25 years.
>> No. 449107 Anonymous
21st January 2022
Friday 6:39 pm
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>>449106
Say hello to Jim for me.
>> No. 449123 Anonymous
22nd January 2022
Saturday 7:22 am
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Did you hear about the mathematician who was scared of negative numbers?

He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
>> No. 449126 Anonymous
22nd January 2022
Saturday 11:39 am
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>>449123
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
>> No. 449142 Anonymous
23rd January 2022
Sunday 12:43 pm
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I went to the pet shop earlier to get some bird seed and they asked me if I'd got a store card. No, but I did get a budgie excited once.
>> No. 449161 Anonymous
24th January 2022
Monday 2:58 am
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>>449142

Jollyes? They must have some serious fucking commission on those cards, as every time I go in there to buy bird seed for my grandma I get cutthroat hard sell on that fucker. They're nearly as vicious as the Boots people trying to get you to get an advantage card.
>> No. 449162 Anonymous
24th January 2022
Monday 3:00 am
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>>449161

I have seriously misjudged the thread I have just posted in. I could delete in shame, but I'm leaving it here.
>> No. 449163 Anonymous
24th January 2022
Monday 3:01 am
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>>449161

You feed your grandma bird seed? You 'orrible bastard.
>> No. 449234 Anonymous
26th January 2022
Wednesday 9:42 pm
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I've just watched a documentary on how ships are stuck together. It was riveting.
>> No. 449269 Anonymous
28th January 2022
Friday 8:47 am
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>>449234
Tim Vine's finally arrived.
>> No. 449495 Anonymous
5th February 2022
Saturday 5:44 pm
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>>449104
av a hoblem wit dis post mow st garbage technicans be estern europeans
>> No. 449499 Anonymous
5th February 2022
Saturday 8:32 pm
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>>449269
I'm sure I heard Stewart Francis tell it.
>> No. 449936 Anonymous
9th March 2022
Wednesday 3:32 am
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I don't understand this joke? The Japanese man rode in a wheelie bin to Tokyo? What?
>> No. 449938 Anonymous
9th March 2022
Wednesday 7:22 am
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>>449936
The Japanese man is misunderstanding "bin" as "been", "dust" as "just", and "wheelie" as "really", because that's how all Japanese people talk.
>> No. 450619 Anonymous
11th April 2022
Monday 8:09 pm
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I bought some shoes off a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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