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How's it going, lads? |
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I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but how can you tell if a cute Asian femboy is gay or is just pursuing an effeminate K-pop aesthetic? Very relevant question on the tail end of a Friday because one just smiled at me and by the time I realised I might want to bang him, and turned around to talk to him fuelled by Dutch courage, he was already gone. I'm starting to think that having a propriety filter is far more of a curse than a blessing. Not even booze can get rid of it. |
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I've been watching old episodes of Taskmaster. Sian Gibson is just lovely, the kind of girl you wished was your mate's older sister. Joe Thomas is very socially awkward and it's kind of surprising he has no real rapport with Greg Davies considering they'll have worked together on The Inbetweeners for years. |
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Finally won on the premium bonds. £50. The Milky Bars are on me. |
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Looking at my finances I actually have a couple hundred quid more than I thought. Nice. |
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Had a quite cringeworthy "date" last night with a bird who turned out to be autistic as all fuck. I don't want to sound too mean about it, but like... Not even in a cute way, just in a borderline special bus kind of way. Made me feel very wierd about the dirty texts and so on beforehand, and gave me a bit of an awkward climb down from the expectation of getting laid. |
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How the pissing hell does anyone eat a kipper? They're nothing but bones. Really, genuinely, just a skeleton with minuscule bits of edible fish hidden away irretrievably. I'm the same poster who asked how to eat a fish with a skeleton in it a few months ago, and the resident chef poster said you can basically pull out the whole skeleton in one go. You can't do that on a kipper, or at least not the one I ate earlier. Are you even meant to avoid eating the bones? Are they only for feeding to cats? The tiny pieces of fish I managed to extract with my fingers were very delicious, so I'm all ears for a solution to this. |
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I’m working, in a severely understaffed and poorly managed unit, again. Coaching Muay Thai on Sunday morning with some extra time for a lad who will be very famous in the next two years. |
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My first GF from 22 years ago, who I've kept in on off touch with all the way through has just been told she has about 10 at best years as her organs are failing. Her fella of a few years left her a couple of months ago as he couldn't handle it. She's a wonderful lass who has had a lifetime of horror stories and just does not deserve the awful hand of cards she's been played. |
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When did dissociative identity disorder become cool? |
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I just spent 40+ minutes more than I had to walking home because some dude had too much too drink. I called an ambulance for him since I thought it was something more serious because he was said he couldn't breathe, he had no memory of how he had got there, and he flat out said he didn't drink too much or take any drugs before he collapsed on the pavement. |
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May have used too much piss. Apparently last hot chocolate tasted like dishwater. |
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I swear 1/3 articles on Vice are just ads now. |
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I'm watching Pointless Celebrities on BBC1. It turns out that Ripon, in Yorkshire, is a city. This is absolutely astounding to me, because the place I've been to is absolutely not a city. Maybe I actually went to Thirsk. |
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Put £38 in my car and it didn't even fill half the tank. Broken Britain. |
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Went to get some petrol earlier and there was a big diesel spill on the ground next to the pump. Somebody had put sand on it, but I still got some of it on the bottom of my shoes. Had to put my shoes on the balcony when I got home because they were stinking up the whole flat. |
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Why's Ian Wright dressed like a Maoist? |
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Just watched the original Matrix movie again for the first time in over 20 years. I can see why it was such a seminal movie and pop culture phenomenon back then, and also why I was a huge fan when it came out, but with the distance of more than two decades, it's kind of overly full of itself, sometimes to the point of complete pretension. Or maybe the overuse of its tropes in popular culture just makes it impossible nowadays to enjoy it for what it is. |
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The best thing about The Matrix is that I went to college 2004 to 2006 and there were still loads of goffs wearing leather trench coats, sunglasses and slicking their hair back. |
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matrix red pill blue pills.jpg Based on what we now know about the Wachowski ex-brothers, the real red pill was oestrogen. |
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morpheus-neo-red-pill-the-matrix-dr-edgemar-red-pi.png >>450586 |
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I need to get better at totting up my shopping as I go along; I wanted to make sure I spent at least £25 at Farmfoods to qualify for a £2 off voucher, but I ended up spending £40. |
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They've replaced Paul O'Grady's Sunday afternoon slot with Rob Beckett and it's just, 2ell, a bit shit. |
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Lily Savage.jpg >>450594 |
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EVaT2EwXgAETGrt.jpg What's everyone up to this weekend? |
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HottrsHottest day of the year lads. Reaching all the way up into the low 20s. How are you holding up, shirtless beers in the garden? Got your air con sorted before they all sell out? Least you won't have to worry about the heating bill any more eh! |
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Does anyone here use Letterboxd? How awful is it? Can you have a hermetically sealed account no one else ever sees? Or does it force you to reconnect with people you had double maths with centuries ago? I just want somewhere to jot down my thoughts on films I’ve watched. I guess I could use a pen and paper like a Neanderthal if I have to. |
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Happy choccy egg day, lads. My mum has bought me a mint Aero one, hopefully it has a minty egg like the After Eight one usually does. |
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I am going to start the 'we will give you more bank holidays if you vote for us' party. |
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What the fuck do I get my dad for his birthday? He generally doesn't do much beyond watching TV or going to the horse racing, so usually I'll just get him something like a Toblerone and a DVD but he's 70 this year so I feel like I should be making much of an effort. What do you buy for the man who wants fuck all? |
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unknown.png GitHub Copilot is fucking scary lads. I've barely written a line of my own in hours. It's like it's reading my mind. |
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Happy St. George's Day, lads. |
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Went to view a flat this morning. Apparently it's already under offer but I'm going to put an offer in anyway, because you might as well in case the other one ghosts. |
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What's the deal with those "retirement-only" houses you see? You can buy a house for like 40 grand but only if you're over 55. Are they leasehold? Are you not really buying them? It looks like the most blindingly offensive discrimination on the planet otherwise, and I certainly don't see any downsides included in places where those houses are listed. |
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I gave myself a particularly nasty paper cut at work on Friday, you know one of those where it's not exactly painful but rather just a really toe curling cringe inducing nasty sensation. |
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E8Frx0pXMAA7TP2.jpg Very quiet tonight, even by our standards. |
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I'm off to the shops, do you want owt? |
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Sun's gone in hasn't it. Cunt. Can't have owt. |
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I'm going camping in the polar this weekend, it'll be great fun. |
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Facebook is broken for me. I logged in and didn't see a single post from a human. I had two "People You May Know" things, five "Suggested For You" posts in a row, and then I gave up because it's clearly broken. I even checked to make sure I still actually have Facebook friends, and I do, so it must be the algorithm doing something barmy. How will I be reminded to play Wordle, Quordle, Octordle, Sedecordle and Heardle now? I'll have to look them up myself like a bloody savage. |
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Is it just me, or has Martine Croxall put on quite a bit of weight? Not complaining, obviously. |
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Mino Raiola being dead is like one of those really impressive GoT twists. |
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Is there any reason not to go for a leasehold? |
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When did boxers become so expensive? 12 pack of socks is like a tenner on Amazon, but the boxers are all 30 quid for a 5 pack. |
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Watching the Women's Challenge Cup final. Some absolutely tremendous arses on show. |
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I am going to order a tailor made leather jacket, so that it fits perfectly to my figure instead of hanging off me like a robe. It shall have decently sized inner pockets and a nice paisley lining. |
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Added pineapple chunks to my enchiladas. Not convinced it worked. |
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People who don't use their phones for contactless are weird and ought not to be trusted. |
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I've seen the light. 3 ply toilet roll is the way forward. |
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The Rasmus are Finland's entry for Eurovision, didn't even know they were still going. |
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Wrap it up, mountain man. |
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Probably wrong, but I'm going to assume the "June 22nd" was a tasteless allusion to the Nazi invasion of the USSR in 1941. |
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I know Ukraine are going to win, but that was bollocks. |
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Are you actually watching Eurovision, you fucking women? |
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Fuck, why don't we have an accordian? Do we have an accordian? Is it too late to get one? |
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CRW_0351.jpg-nggid03117-ngg0dyn-0x0x100-00f0w010c0.jpg Boycotting the Aussies, get some toast. |
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I actually really liked the Dutch song. It's stuck with me. |
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Fucking hell, lads. We might actually win this. |
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Game over. Thanks, Putin. |
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img2.thejournal.ie.jpg Fucking bastards. Not another pair of socks for any cunt, no more hand outs. |
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The UK public vote gave 12 points to Ukraine. Well done, everyone, you played yourselves. |
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So Ukraine won? Christ I am shocked. Shocked! |
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Imagine voting in the Eurovision Song Contest. |
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There's a wasp trying to get in through the closed window that's so big I can hear it buzz through the double glazing. |
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So are we going to have to host Eurovision as runners up because the winners are too busy getting shelled? |
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Sod's law that the first time we get a decent act in years, Ukraine decides to get invaded and get flooded with pity points. We was robbed. |
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I've promised myself I will start dieting, calorie counting and exercising again tomorrow after stopping caring completely when I got Covid in February, and having put on a stone since. So of course today I am scoffing all sorts of shite as a final blowout. |
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Burpees are excellent whole body movements which can be performed with limited space. |
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Hello Fresh is a real swizz. Great, the mushrooms are pre-sliced, shame there's only three mushrooms worth of slices to serve two people. |
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I've noticed that Twitter have started putting ads before videos now. |
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Does anyone else not trust Richard Burgon? |
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Having a night in, googling exes and, for some reason, holiday destinations that I went to with some of them. |
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I've nothing against boy racers, but I don't see the appeal in repeatedly driving around a McDonald's car park in a loop, going the wrong way around a one-way system, in a ~15 year old Ford Fiesta with tinted windows and an oversized exhaust whilst regularly over-revving it. |
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I spent more than £300 on a pair of fitted suits today after deciding that I should start economising. Oh well, new job starts soon so perhaps I can justify it to myself. |
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I always feel so much more groggy after a night with a weed vape than when I just smoke a joint. I can't tell whether it's that the THC is so much higher, or whether the easy access means I just end up using it more, or whether there's something else afoot. |
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The past is a foreign country. |
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6CB96450-4182-4BE1-8A20-D8179F4B605B.jpg Woke up with a headache which is horrible. On the plus side if I hadn’t I never would have stopped to eat lunch in the park and made a new pal. |
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Watched Who Do You Think You Are last night. Sue Perkins in a boxing ring gave me a proper bonk on. |
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I don't understand depression, man. One day it feels like a distant memory, the next day it consumes me. It feels like a complicated maths equation that I've cracked - it all makes sense, I understand it, I can spell it out for you. But then I forget it all and I'm back to square one. Or like a black box. It's hard to see out of it when you're in it, and its hard to understand what its like when you're out of it. I don't know how long I can go on with this rollercoaster. |
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Been reading about helium privatision in the US. Everthing's so fucked. At least the Nurburgring 24 is on. |
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It's a bit like when you're tripping, or not tripping, it's hard to entirely remember what the other state is like when you're not in it, then you switch and it all comes flooding back. It's really to do with how memory works, through association. The same way objects, images, sounds or smells can remind you of things you'd forgotten, being in a particular state (emotional or chemically assisted) means you remember things you thought and felt in that state before more strongly and things outside of it will escape you. |
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The bloke doing the minute-by-minute for the Guardian's F1 coverage didn't know slick tyres have the most grip. He claimed: |
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2FC45A3B00000578-3382606-image-a-25_1451831513699.jpg I was in the posh co-op by my house the other day and there was an older English couple at the till. Looked like the type that drive SUVs and vote Conservative. The gentleman started disputing the cost of his shopping saying 'I don't see how this comes to £30 and started trying to tally up the cost of the individual items in his head his mental arithmetic was shit. The young English woman behind the till was like 'I just scan the items and the computer tallys them up'. |
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Audible is pathetic. Signed up for a free trial, tried cancelling. "Oh we'll give you a free credit". Try cancelling a couple of weeks later "Oh we'll give you three months half price". Try cancelling a couple of weeks later "Oh we'll give you £10 voucher". I wonder when they'll stop throwing shit at me to keep me. |
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I saw a Chinese copper the other day. I've never seen one before. I dunno why it surprised me, it just doesn't seem like their sort of thing. Am I a racialist? |
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Living Natalie Imbruglia.jpg Fucking hell Natalie Imbruglia is a proper milf. That is all. |
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I've started looking at package holidays. I can probably afford to fuck off for two weeks in July or August. I'm thinking Spain, all I really want is a quiet place in the sun where I can sip a cold cerveza by the sea at night and practice my Spanish a bit while tucking into some local seafood. |
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I've caught some of the platinum jubbly concert. I don't get why it seems to be fawning so much over American talent. At the minute the cast of Hamilton are performing. It always feels that the organisers of these events are very insecure, like they're overly conscious about what audiences overseas think or they're trying to show the event is important because they can attract big American names. I dunno. Then again, they did just have Craig David on whilst a load of pensioners in the crowd looked on bemused. |
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kim-jong-un.jpg Give up socialism, it's a joke. Worked hard, bought an expensive mountain bike. Few reds, blacks, couple of black diamonds and a few IPAs lads. |
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What the fuck is that deepfake Queen/Paddington thing? What's going on there? Royalists, mate, proper oddballs all of them. |
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I absolutely loved the whole thing. Even acts that I passionately despise, like Duran Duran, brought in some random female rapper, which is exactly the sort of thing I was hoping for after a pessimistic interview with some Telegraph journalist on the news earlier where he said there were no Commonwealth acts, no Scottish, Welsh or Northern Irish acts, and no fresh new forward-looking acts that will be big in the future. That made it sound like it would be awful, but honestly I really enjoyed it, and it did have a fair amount of fresh and modern music. It's not quite the 2012 Olympics opening ceremony, but I was expecting a glorified Jools Holland's Hootenanny and it was infinitely better than that. I particularly enjoyed the fact that for once, Gregory Porter wasn't there at any point. He's not famous; stop inviting him onto things. |
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Sophie Duker's tongue is powerfully erotic. Would it be some kind of sex crime if I DMed her on Insta to see if she'd be interested in starting a tongue-based Onlyfans? |
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81uZZcQMAtL._SX600_.jpg I know Britain's Got Talent is contrived bollocks, but there's something off about an established comedian who already has his own stand-up special winning it. |
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My neighbour has dance music blasting out. Whenever he gets into an argument with his wife he puts the music on ridiculously loud. Last weekend he had Nirvana on full volume until almost 2am, despite the fact he's got three kids. |
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I'm not doing great financially as most of the clients I cared for don't like me anymore, but I've been absolutely rinsing my video game backlog. I'm playing 6+ hours a day, more or less every day. KOTOR, the Xenoblade Chronicles games, Jedi Fallen Order, Mass Effect 2. It's not sustainable continuing to live like this, but at least I'm keeping entertained. |
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Gone too far down this hobbyist/project rabbithole on YouTube, all the videos here are made by PhD students and people with obvious symptoms of autism. |
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Top Gun Maverick was a laugh. I'm glad its doing well. I left the cinema feeling like it was 1994. |
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I was hoping to have a few nice beers in the garden and make the most of the nice weather, but it's windy which blows my hair about and pisses me off, and the pollen count is mental, so I think I'll stay inside and play Stalker instead. |
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A lass has asked me if I want to hang out this evening, but I'd have to drive, and she's recently shaved her head and I can't say that I have any attraction to her at all in such a state. She's a nice enough lass but without the motivation of either sex or drink/drugs, I think I'd rather just stay at home. |
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I find steadicams very slightly sexually arousing. I wouldn't try to fuck one or anything, but there's something about their smooth gliding motion that gives me a little fizz of excitement. It's like visual ASMR or something. |
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1635781992347.png I thought I'd find something nice and easy-going on YouTube to drift off to sleep with. However, something in my recommendations caught my eye. It was a livestream of four pillocks talking over a Red Letter Media video about the Obi-Wan show, half reviewing the show, half critiquing the RLM discussion, pausing it every few seconds to do so. Utterly unwatchable as far as I'm concerned. It's the shale oil extraction of online video content, ultimately doomed, but undeniably profitable. Parasitising another channel's video, thumbnail and reputation and doing so in the slackest, half-arsed way possible. And as ever with these sorts of things, it's the lack of self-respect I find bothers me the most. |
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Been sort of getting into birdspotting a bit lately. There's loads to do in the back garden here this season so I spend a lot of time out back, and birds seem to like it here, maybe because it's not as prim and proper as the neighbouring gardens. So far anyway. I've counted almost a dozen different species, from collared doves to bullfinch, sparrows, woodpeckers, wood pigeons, magpies, starlings, crows and blackbirds. |
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Received a money request on PayPal from a "Sinenhlanhla Nkosi" for 500 quid as a "tuition donation". I'm starting to think my neat and tidy email address is simply too easy for people to guess, and is too much of a liability. This week someone also signed their daughter up for a parent-controlled debit card, and in the past a pikey has used my email address to sign up for Sky TV. |
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Who's got what going on this weekend? I'm stuck at home on covid protocol so I will living vicariously through you lot. |
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Do you think the Yanks will start going on about how the Earth's 6,000 years old again? Between that and the emo revival it'd be like I was 13 again, except for the my hairline and being pathologically incapable of enjoying video games now. |
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I said I'd looked after my housemates bonsai while he was on holiday but I think I killed it by overwatering. Yellow leaves falling off and generally it's looking a bit sickly. |
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Christ hangovers really hit you like a truck as you get older don't they. To make matters worse, I had an intense craving for fish and chips, and I reckon it would've sorted me right out, but the bastard chippy is closed. I braved the daylight even in this fragile state and gritted my teeth through the short but painful walk, for nought, and I definitely don't feel like getting in the car to go further afield. |
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I've been intrigued by the idea of roundabout camping the last few days since my youtube app suddenly recommended videos to me. |
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Screenshot 2022-06-30 164514.png If you leave my town's Tesco, and leave the car park area, there is a zebra crossing. On the opposite side of the road, to the left of the zebra crossing, is a long stretch where the normal pavement is replaced by big spikes. Probably 6 inch x 4 inch. They are uncomfortable to walk on, but it's not a big inconvenience. Do you know any reason why they might be there? The only other thing on that road is a job centre. They seem like the sort of thing to stop homeless sleeping there, aggressive architecture or whatever they call it, but there would be no reason for a homeless to sleep there when they can (and do) pitch up in the covered car park. Any suggestions as to what purpose they serve? It's been bothering me for nearly a decade. |
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randy-marsh-cum.jpg I set myself the challenge of a No-Fap June. I did not wank at all throughout June. Having successfully completed my epic achievement, bloody hell, there's jizz everywhere. I feel like that extremely fantastic South Park episode. My only concerns are that I noticed my life get slightly better without wanking and I hope it doesn't go back to how it was, and the other concern which is that I think I might have ruptured something in my genitals. |
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Trying to get my head around PHP and JavaScript code I wrote at the beginning of last year to validate a web page contact form, which manages to filter and protect against spam all without reCaptchas, but solely based on IP address, time interval checks and input sanitising. In other words, with your IP address, you can only send one post a minute, even if you use a different browser. You'd have to do an IP reconnect each time, because your IP address is temporarily stored in a MySQLi table. And if you reload the contact form page too many times to send the postdata again ("hammering"), your IP address gets blocked for 48 hours. Crosss-site scripting is also prevented both at the front end via JavaScript and at the back end using PHP. All of this doesn't prevent spamming completely, but it makes my web site unattractive to spamming and flooding. There's also the benefit of security through obscurity, because it's homebrew code and even if it should still have vulnerabilities, most spammers focus on exploiting known vulnerabilities in wordpress mail form plugins and will not take the time to pick apart my bespoke code for exploitability. |
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The site was dead all day and now everyone's posting all over the shop. We need to seriously look at our sleeping habits. |
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f_ants.jpg hot, humid mid summer day? |
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FWvTBUCWIAEPRgB.jpg Angela Rayner is peng. |
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bratie.png Just bought this tie. |
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Lot of women out were out today without their bras on. That was nice. |
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