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>> | No. 454621
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New weekend thread. |
>> | No. 454622
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>I'm planning on collecting sweet chestnuts |
>> | No. 454623
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>>454621 |
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monksheads.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>454623 |
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20221008_133658.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>454623 |
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Got three packs of diazepam, taking it, it's the first time in years I've felt well. |
>> | No. 454628
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I can hear fireworks. It's that time of year already. |
>> | No. 454630
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Going shopping for furniture, like a grown up. |
>> | No. 454631
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I must have driven by the Amazon distribution centre not long after the drivers set off on their deliveries because at least 20 vans went past me, with a seemingly never ending stream of them coming out of the warehouse. It was a bit eerie. |
>> | No. 454632
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I ate too much Lasagna and fell asleep. |
>> | No. 454633
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Had a lovely bacon pannini at a Turkish cafe this morning, spent the rest of the afternoon in various pubs with our lass. Finally I have achieved the lifestyle I have always dreamed of. |
>> | No. 454634
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Had linguine bolognese today but realised I was out of parmesan when the linguine were already cooked. Couldn't be arsed to go back to the shop, so I had to take a slice of gouda and cut it into small bits. Not the same. Really not. |
>> | No. 454635
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The missus had never seen Lord of the Rings so we're chipping away at all the extended cuts to bring her up to speed. |
>> | No. 454636
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Can't find Emanthal cheese in this dead end town. I'm going to blow my brains out at the self-service in Asda. |
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>> | No. 454641
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In my opinion you only really need three cheeses in the household. |
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Took three hours putting together my standing desk. Very embarrassing, and the shelves I was going put my PC on aren’t here so it’s functionally still a normal desk. It’s got a cup holder. |
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It's the last weekend before the clocks go back. Feel like I ought to do something in the garden but don't know what. |
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>>454709 |
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>>454707 |
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Turns out I'm out of Lancashire sauce, which is my secret ingredient in veg soups. |
>> | No. 454717
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My mouse wheel has stopped working which seems like a minor problem but it makes the entire computer experience incredibly frustrating. |
>> | No. 454718
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Chestnuts.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Finally sorted through the sweet chestnuts. Ended up with about a bowl full of non-shit ones. |
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>>454719 |
>> | No. 454739
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I need a big clock. Where does one buy a big clock? |
>> | No. 454740
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Made a meal and threw it up on Sunday. |
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>>454740 |
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>> | No. 454746
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I've been outside of the UK for a week and unable to view this site. Now I've been catching up on all the posts. I know I regularly say the exact opposite of this, but sometimes you bastards need to shut the fuck up and post less. |
>> | No. 454812
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>>454746 |
>> | No. 454841
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astonished_ash_brock_misty_pikachu_pokemon_the_ser.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() This morning I've been to Farmfoods. Unfortunately I got there the same time as a large chav family, approximately consisting of a grandmother, her two daughters and about five kids under the age of 7. One of the women was arguing with her kids about which energy drinks to buy, which culminating in her telling one of her kids "oh bollocks to you, you can fuck off." She completely lost her shit when he replied saying she should fuck off instead, crying to her mum that she couldn't believe her son had sworn at her. Their solution to this was to ring the boy's father and tell him go take his phone away, which didn't work as then all the kids started running around the shop screaming like lunatics. |
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>>454841 |
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>> | No. 454844
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Really enjoyed having stroopwafels with my coffee this morning. |
>> | No. 454847
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I looked up some of the less attractive girls from school to see if they had a glow up from ugly duckling into beautiful swan. They have not. |
>> | No. 454850
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>>454847 |
>> | No. 454911
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When it comes to cooking pasta should I be heating cold salty water in a pan or boil the kettle first instead? |
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>>454911 |
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>>454911 |
>> | No. 454929
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Seeing as we're in the mood for sweeping generalisations, why are women obsessed with true crime stuff? Is it simply because they're nosey bastards? |
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>>454929 |
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Just killed two mosquitoes with a rolled up magazine against the wall. Big ones, too. |
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>> | No. 454986
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I wore loose trousers with no undies today. Never felt like a bigger pervert. Must remember to do the washing more often. |
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>> | No. 454990
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fc8main.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've made some crinkle biscuits and they are the shit. |
>> | No. 454991
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I fell at the first hurdle, lads. Man was not meant to be left alone with an internet connection and a cock. |
>> | No. 454992
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Anybody got a friend who is obviously somehow deeply insecure but covers for this by pretending their life is absolutely flawless in every aspect and sometimes taking pot shots at you? |
>> | No. 454994
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A nearby pub is playing lots of songs very loud as well as a few fireworks. All 2009's hottest pop-rock crap, The Fratellis, Kaisar Chiefs and now they're mixing up with Living on a Prayer. No fuck, as I type this they're doing Guns 'n' Roses, terrible stuff. I'm not even that close, the people several streets closer must be going ape shit. |
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The two lads on the football podcast I listen to use the phrase "in and around", e.g. "in and around the relegation zone", maybe 4 or 5 times in an episode. They are doing it in earnest, but that turn of phrase was made popular by the "she wants my dick in and around her mouth" line from Superbad, and I can't help but wonder whether that movie inadvertently planted "in and around" into everyday language. I'm 32 and if I casually dropped "in and around" into a sentence, all my similarly-aged friends would pick it up as a Superbad reference. The lads on the podcast are in their late 20s, and I'm certain they're making the same reference without it necessarily registering as such in their minds. |
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If I come into possession of a fridge where the plug has been cut off, does that mean anything? Like, is it a secret signal that means something, like a book with the cover torn off? Or can I just put a new plug on and own a free functioning fridge? |
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>> | No. 455095
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Our lass nicked a load of hair and skincare products from work and gave them to me. Today I made a diligent effort to use every single one of them in the shower. Teatree shampoo, conditioner, beard shampoo, after-shave lotion, leave-in scalp treatment and some special Moroccan oil (I gather it's like a grade up from argan oil.) |
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I was in a second hand bookshop earlier and this man came in with what I presume was his girlfriend and started taking photos of her. Staged ones of her pretending to browse the shelves or reading one of the books she had picked up. It was really odd. |
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>> | No. 455100
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This is your annual reminder I’d kill you both if I thought Motsi Mabusi would be so impressed she’d kiss me. |
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>> | No. 455103
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I'm really tired. Will one of you put my washing away, please? |
>> | No. 455105
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I can't get Stupid Mistake by Gareth Gates out of my head. I'm not really sure why someone thought writing a song about trying to justify cheating was a good idea. |
>> | No. 455106
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The pussy loves that Madley. |
>> | No. 455107
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Earlier I saw kids helping themselves to coins out of a fountain. Is that a 'wrong' thing to do? It wasn't a wishing well, there didn't seem to be much money in it and "you shouldn't steal other people's wishes" seems like crazy reasoning when you think about it. |
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