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>> | No. 454621
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New weekend thread. |
>> | No. 454622
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>I'm planning on collecting sweet chestnuts |
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>>454621 |
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monksheads.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>454623 |
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20221008_133658.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>454623 |
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Got three packs of diazepam, taking it, it's the first time in years I've felt well. |
>> | No. 454628
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I can hear fireworks. It's that time of year already. |
>> | No. 454630
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Going shopping for furniture, like a grown up. |
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I must have driven by the Amazon distribution centre not long after the drivers set off on their deliveries because at least 20 vans went past me, with a seemingly never ending stream of them coming out of the warehouse. It was a bit eerie. |
>> | No. 454632
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I ate too much Lasagna and fell asleep. |
>> | No. 454633
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Had a lovely bacon pannini at a Turkish cafe this morning, spent the rest of the afternoon in various pubs with our lass. Finally I have achieved the lifestyle I have always dreamed of. |
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Had linguine bolognese today but realised I was out of parmesan when the linguine were already cooked. Couldn't be arsed to go back to the shop, so I had to take a slice of gouda and cut it into small bits. Not the same. Really not. |
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The missus had never seen Lord of the Rings so we're chipping away at all the extended cuts to bring her up to speed. |
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Can't find Emanthal cheese in this dead end town. I'm going to blow my brains out at the self-service in Asda. |
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1662322165653.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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In my opinion you only really need three cheeses in the household. |
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Took three hours putting together my standing desk. Very embarrassing, and the shelves I was going put my PC on aren’t here so it’s functionally still a normal desk. It’s got a cup holder. |
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It's the last weekend before the clocks go back. Feel like I ought to do something in the garden but don't know what. |
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Turns out I'm out of Lancashire sauce, which is my secret ingredient in veg soups. |
>> | No. 454717
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My mouse wheel has stopped working which seems like a minor problem but it makes the entire computer experience incredibly frustrating. |
>> | No. 454718
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Chestnuts.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Finally sorted through the sweet chestnuts. Ended up with about a bowl full of non-shit ones. |
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I need a big clock. Where does one buy a big clock? |
>> | No. 454740
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Made a meal and threw it up on Sunday. |
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>>454740 |
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>> | No. 454746
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I've been outside of the UK for a week and unable to view this site. Now I've been catching up on all the posts. I know I regularly say the exact opposite of this, but sometimes you bastards need to shut the fuck up and post less. |
>> | No. 454812
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>>454746 |
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astonished_ash_brock_misty_pikachu_pokemon_the_ser.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() This morning I've been to Farmfoods. Unfortunately I got there the same time as a large chav family, approximately consisting of a grandmother, her two daughters and about five kids under the age of 7. One of the women was arguing with her kids about which energy drinks to buy, which culminating in her telling one of her kids "oh bollocks to you, you can fuck off." She completely lost her shit when he replied saying she should fuck off instead, crying to her mum that she couldn't believe her son had sworn at her. Their solution to this was to ring the boy's father and tell him go take his phone away, which didn't work as then all the kids started running around the shop screaming like lunatics. |
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Really enjoyed having stroopwafels with my coffee this morning. |
>> | No. 454847
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I looked up some of the less attractive girls from school to see if they had a glow up from ugly duckling into beautiful swan. They have not. |
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When it comes to cooking pasta should I be heating cold salty water in a pan or boil the kettle first instead? |
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Seeing as we're in the mood for sweeping generalisations, why are women obsessed with true crime stuff? Is it simply because they're nosey bastards? |
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Just killed two mosquitoes with a rolled up magazine against the wall. Big ones, too. |
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I wore loose trousers with no undies today. Never felt like a bigger pervert. Must remember to do the washing more often. |
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fc8main.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've made some crinkle biscuits and they are the shit. |
>> | No. 454991
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I fell at the first hurdle, lads. Man was not meant to be left alone with an internet connection and a cock. |
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Anybody got a friend who is obviously somehow deeply insecure but covers for this by pretending their life is absolutely flawless in every aspect and sometimes taking pot shots at you? |
>> | No. 454994
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A nearby pub is playing lots of songs very loud as well as a few fireworks. All 2009's hottest pop-rock crap, The Fratellis, Kaisar Chiefs and now they're mixing up with Living on a Prayer. No fuck, as I type this they're doing Guns 'n' Roses, terrible stuff. I'm not even that close, the people several streets closer must be going ape shit. |
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The two lads on the football podcast I listen to use the phrase "in and around", e.g. "in and around the relegation zone", maybe 4 or 5 times in an episode. They are doing it in earnest, but that turn of phrase was made popular by the "she wants my dick in and around her mouth" line from Superbad, and I can't help but wonder whether that movie inadvertently planted "in and around" into everyday language. I'm 32 and if I casually dropped "in and around" into a sentence, all my similarly-aged friends would pick it up as a Superbad reference. The lads on the podcast are in their late 20s, and I'm certain they're making the same reference without it necessarily registering as such in their minds. |
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If I come into possession of a fridge where the plug has been cut off, does that mean anything? Like, is it a secret signal that means something, like a book with the cover torn off? Or can I just put a new plug on and own a free functioning fridge? |
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Our lass nicked a load of hair and skincare products from work and gave them to me. Today I made a diligent effort to use every single one of them in the shower. Teatree shampoo, conditioner, beard shampoo, after-shave lotion, leave-in scalp treatment and some special Moroccan oil (I gather it's like a grade up from argan oil.) |
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I was in a second hand bookshop earlier and this man came in with what I presume was his girlfriend and started taking photos of her. Staged ones of her pretending to browse the shelves or reading one of the books she had picked up. It was really odd. |
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This is your annual reminder I’d kill you both if I thought Motsi Mabusi would be so impressed she’d kiss me. |
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>>455100 |
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I'm really tired. Will one of you put my washing away, please? |
>> | No. 455105
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I can't get Stupid Mistake by Gareth Gates out of my head. I'm not really sure why someone thought writing a song about trying to justify cheating was a good idea. |
>> | No. 455106
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The pussy loves that Madley. |
>> | No. 455107
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Earlier I saw kids helping themselves to coins out of a fountain. Is that a 'wrong' thing to do? It wasn't a wishing well, there didn't seem to be much money in it and "you shouldn't steal other people's wishes" seems like crazy reasoning when you think about it. |
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Takeaway actually sent Coke when I ordered Coke for a change, but inspecting the label, it's... Ukranian. |
>> | No. 455211
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I can't beleive no one told me about Nitzer Ebb when I was 15. Do you know how much more annoying I could have been if I'd been listening to Nitzer Ebb at that age? My PE teacher would have clocked me in the jaw. |
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>>455211 |
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It's nearly time for someone to post him. I'm trying to fight it, but I can hear him in my head. Any day now. |
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>>455214 |
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I put Kerrang! Radio on whilst I was cleaning to see what the kids are listening to these days. Turns out it's shit. |
>> | No. 455227
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I don't like this time of year - everything feels dark. |
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I'm making leek and potato soup but my leeks don't seem very... leeky. They should still be in season so I'm chalking this up to Lidl being Lidl. |
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>>455232 |
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Fucking hell, I'm bored. |
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Why are immigrants from post-colonial Africa always so Christian but basically none of the Indians are? |
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Got the Lurgy again. Fuck's sake. |
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>>455276 |
>> | No. 455314
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Do any of you techno-geniuses know how to fix an inexplicably rusted TV aerial cable? I assumed the answer to any problem was to cut the end off and reattach the coaxial twisty metal thing a little further down, but I think the end is rusted solid so I can't take it off. Can you buy a new end? |
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>>455314 |
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I've ordered a grocery delivery to come between 7 and 8 tomorrow morning. I am regretting my choice. |
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>>455318 |
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Catching up with Taskmaster. I don't know why, but I get the impression that Fern Brady is quite into fisting. Giving and receiving. |
>> | No. 455321
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Moved house today. Obviously it was horrible and stressful. We got the self setup Virgin Media router, which was my job to sort out. Spent literally an hour trying to find a room with both an ethernet port and a cable port. The rooms had one, or the other, but not both. I'm thinking I'll need to trails wires all over. Managed to plug in the aerial type cable, then I spent half an hour trying to get the included ethernet cable into the telephone port. Then I read the instructions and it doesn't need connecting to the telephone port just the aerial cable thing, also a telephone port does not fit an ethernet cable, so I wasted so much time and spent so much energy shifting furniture and boxes about, because I'm basically a fuckwit. |
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circle_cable_clips.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>455323 |
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>>455322 |
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Do I have the "stop wanking in the shower" conversation with my son or not? I really don't want to, but he keeps taking around an hour in there. |
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There should have been a "bush tucker trial" where someone found out what the biggest rock they could drop onto Matt Hancock's skull from a height of five metres was. |
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6e5608be-f96f-46a8-8083-2df1f6bcc0aa.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>455353>>455357 |
>> | No. 455436
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It's Friday so that counts as the weekend. |
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Been watching Outsiders on Dave. Fatiha El-Ghorri's personality leaves me cold, but she is incredibly fuckable. |
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My radiators in my new house are a bit wimpy, and one is cold in the middle while the rest heats up, so I decided to bleed my radiators for the first time ever. The one that's cold in the middle let no air out at all, just instantly releasing black sludge into the towel, so that's worrying. I thought I would test the radiators by bleeding another one, and that let out nothing but air. No water at any point; just a gurgling whistle until I gave up and closed it again. I hope I haven't just destroyed my heating. |
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After last night's escapades I can safely say I am not into scat. Not for me. |
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It never occured to me as a teenager how completely fucking insane Jez being invited with Mark to meet Sophie's parents is. |
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Found an old SD card behind a cupboard after spending fucking ages looking for it, at least a year, and it annoyed the fuck out of me that it had completely disappeared off the face of the Earth. |
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Bought a graphics card off ebay a couple of weeks ago, but the lad used Hermes/Evri for delivery, and inevitably the package was flagged as damaged, then they told him it was missing, then according to the tracking it has been sat in a depot since the 28th. Apparently their customer service is awful and they have basically been ignoring him. Anyway I requested a refund today and it was accepted almost immediately. I feel bad for the lad, but then again he did use Evri. |
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>> | No. 455547
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Truth be told I think staying up to watch Dune was a mistake. Incredible sense of humour from whoever it was at Film4 that decided to wrap up their David Lynch mini-season with it though. I don't know what I'd think if my first exposure his films had gone Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet and then this nonsense |
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image_2022-12-10_100420550.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>455547 |
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How safe and/or legal is it to do your own repairs on your central heating system? |
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image_baf81f28-ef37-48ec-b482-1ef6319bc61a_1024x10.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I bought a tin of mustard powder. Apart from using it when making cheese scones/straws what am I supposed to do with it? |
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wd.png ![]() ![]() ![]() This isn't healthy is it? I can't afford to heat the place and the broken roof is causing so much black mould. |
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Purely music-focused game shows are so strange. The Hit List on the BBC always feels strange, because every contestant is so superhumanly brilliant at it that they identify every song instantly and I barely get to play along, but at least the celebrity episodes are fun because the celebrities are shit. I've just seen another very similar programme called That's My Jam, and that was a celebrity one and I was hopeless at it. I love music rounds in pub quizzes because I do consider myself pretty good at them, so if I couldn't do it, there will surely be a lot of people with absolutely no hope at all. If there is ever a non-celebrity version, it will be unwatchable because the musical Rain Men who enter these things will saunter through it while the viewers just give up. |
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I broke my girlfriend's nose while we were shagging earlier today. We were having a bit of a rough one, I was pulling her hair and all that, and I decided I'd shove her up against the wall, but she just smacked into it face first. |
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>>455576 |
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Maxi Jazz has died. Fuck. Christmas is ruined. I spent most of the 1990s and 2000s wondering how old he actually was, but I only looked it up a year or two ago. He was 65. |
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You kno what nobody uses anymore though? RUBY ON RAILS. Haha fuck that. |
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>>455743 |
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What about bash? I have an interest in learning Linux, and using bash to make useful things. But I’ve no idea how career viable that is or what use it is. |
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The rat zinger is dead. |
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My sister wants a birthday present that can only be bought via Amazon. I found the same thing on Etsy, but it had reviews complaining that "I bought this item from Etsy to support local businesses instead of Amazon, but it arrived the next day in an Amazon box anyway" so I just bought it straight from Amazon. |
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I can go years without seeing Mark Bonnar in anything and then he seems to be in everything I watch for a while. |
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I've just put on Babestation for the first time since I was a teenlad to find some of the same women still working the late night chat circuit. That's a little bit off-putting. |
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