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>> | No. 460632
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New weekday thread. |
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Just had to console a friend who got caught speeding this morning. She said she was doing roughly 45 in a 30 mph zone when she saw the flash of a speed camera. Depending on the inaccuracy of her speedo and the accuracy of the speed camera, I told her she could end up narrowly avoiding a Band B offence. |
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When your car is in for its MOT do you regularly visit the gov.uk MOT check page to see whether it's been tested yet? |
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I hung some brand new white t-shirts next to my several years old white bed sheet earlier and felt disgust. |
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I don't mean to gloat but I'm so glad I don't have to work. Seeing my neighbours lit windows at night time makes me think of everything they have to go through in their menial jobs just to sustain this bedsit lifestyle (if it should even be called that). I pity them. We're living in comparative poverty and they're having to actually pay for it. |
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may-boris-xmas-jumper.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >Warm weather last month delayed early sales of Christmas food such as puddings and seasonal biscuits, research suggests. Retail analysts Kantar said the sunny weather meant fewer people had started to stock up for the festive season. |
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Amazon have emailed me a load of Prime Day exclusives, but they're advertising a monitor as more expensive than what they'd listed it as when I was shopping around for one last month. |
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Had to bin an American podcast after Speaker's Corner was mentioned and they went into a whole comedy bit about town criers because they're American and don't know anything. |
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If I sign up for a gym what kind of clothing should I wear and what's the etiquette while there? I don't want to make a faux pas. |
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Minority Report Computer.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Modding Skyrim would be so easy if I had the computer from Minority Report. I don't think it would be better at anyting else, and it's probably not worth having an entire room of my house dedicated to comatose women, but for this one thing I'd appreciate it a whole bunch. |
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I've just listened to Bush's new single. For some reason I always get them muddled up with Ash. It didn't take long for it to click Ash are the ones I actually don't mind, like is probably too strong a word. |
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Amateur Transplants have seemingly scrubbed all versions of "Northern Birds" from YouTube but haven't been able to get all the lyrics removed from the various websites that host such things. |
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What the hell is James Cleverly in Israel for? "Hi, I'm the UK foreign secretary, I heard your family was murdered by Hamas gunmen over the weekend." Brilliant, Jim. How about you stick to Warhammers from now on? |
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Can you kill God? I feel it is the only way to break out of the chains that bind me. |
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When I'm drunk I like to give people compliments, but it's something I don't think I could do when I'm sober. The other day I saw a woman on a bike wearing a bold red coat with a matching hat and I really felt like telling her that was a fantastic combination, but I held myself back because I was too worried about coming across as weird. |
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Do chocolate stains come out? I was having a pain au chocolat and a warm splodge fell onto my lap. It's only joggers I'd never wear in public, but still. |
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My mum has very bad hearing and possible onset dementia, and did kind of a dolphin rape inadvertently today in the hospital. A nurselad with a strong accent was tending to her, and she said, "You're nice, where are you from?". And the lad said "Gabon, originally". And so my mum said l, "Oh that's nice, I always liked the baboons at the zoo". I was really struggling to contain myself not to burst out laughing, and found myself apologising profusely to Gabonlad. He said no problem but didn't look happy, but I guess that's the sort of thing you can expect with my mum now. |
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I don't think the entire chicken breast coated in BBQ sauce and fried in butter was good for me. But it has but the kibosh on the burgeoning desire to engage with my local takeway's buy one, get one free deal on pizzas, so in that sense it was the best of a bad situation. |
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I'm properly listening to System of a Down for the first time in about 20 years and the lyrics are just nonsense. Absolute nonsense. I have no idea how I never noticed this before, perhaps because the last time I listened to them I was a teenager and it was deep. |
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How do you shut up that voice in the back of your head that tells you you should feel guilty about wanking with your business laptop. |
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I'm self-employed and I don't make a distinction between business and personal devices. It's my computer and I'll do what I like with it. |
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Just took a delivery and the driver had his car parked probably about 15 metres away from my door. His car radio was so loud I could hear every word being spoken by the reporter about Israel-Palestine, as clear as if I was listening through headphones. I get enjoying music enough to start turning it up and up, but not Radio 5 Live, that seems weird. |
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I took a week off from .gs because all the rape stuff was getting a bit unbearable. Have you all calmed down now? Did I miss anything interesting in the meantime? |
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Slightly concerned that my dream woman might be a flump in lingerie. |
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>Lisa Cameron, the SNP MP who defected to the Conservative party on Thursday, said she and her family have been forced to go into hiding in Scotland after she was threatened with being “bricked” in the street. |
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At least the cold snap means my tap water is more refreshing. |
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I've begun to notice that after heavy rain the weather becomes noticible cooler, as though it's kicking down a gear from summer, one storm at a time. Only 2 weeks ago it was roughly 19 degrees at night, now it's down to 15 where I'm at. |
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None of you have ever mentioned studying or practicing law, so I can only assume you're regularly in the dock as the accused and that's where you got all this legal knowledge. |
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As well as collecting fluff in my bellybutton, it's now starting to gather where my shoulders meet thanks to my ever increasing back hair. |
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I've always lived in relatively modern places where I take good heating and insulation for granted, so it's weird when I read all the rudgwick posts about people living like it's the 1890s and talking about how they spend the winter sat wearing mittens with hot water bottles down their jumper. But now I live in a bit of an outdated 70s ex-council flat, so I'm going to have to strategise. Min/max my heating, you could say. |
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8982G_P.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>460772 |
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0_Superslim-Me.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I've just done about 50 star jumps followed by 20 squats. I could do with creating an exercise jroutine for when I'm WFH. Maybe I should get one of those keep fit DVDs. |
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Just popped into Morrisons for a few bits. Someone had left their 5p off per litre of fuel vouchers at the self checkout, but before I could get them a really sour looking woman working there came along and snatched them away. I guess if I was in my 70s and spending my evenings working in a supermarket I'd be pretty miserable, but she was a right jobsworth. |
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Hmm, just ran the numbers on this and it turns out if you spend £30 ten times it's £300. Can anyone check my working? |
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I think I'm going to leave my job. It's probably a bad idea, but I can't face another Winter telling pensioners their energy bills really are that high. It's already starting, I'm already angry at myself. I pass the baton to you, otherlad, to be the site's preeminent |
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A neighbours sewerage thing is blocked and the smell is carrying on thewind into my house (literally two large ventilation holes in the bathroom walls). It took me a day to realise where the smell was coming from and how to control its spread, during which time I'd slept with the smell permeating my home. Now I'm ill with a stuffed up head, blocked nose and shit - don't know if it's related but fuck. |
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An ex-girlfriend bought me a sex-toy with instructions. Nothing fancy, she bought me a blowjob toy and I only used it once or twice because it didn't feel all that great. This is a bit of a grey area though, I understand women don't want to recycle dildos but what about things I put my willy in? |
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I have a theory. There's two types of sex toy, fundamentally. Ones that supplement sex, and ones that are meant to replace sex when you can't get it. The former are enjoyable, the latter are always shit and inferior to your hands. |
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If they invented a sex toy that was self-cleaning and automatically got rid of my spunk for me, I'd probably invest in one. Otherwise, yes, it's better to just use your hands and aim somewhere safe. |
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I realise I'm about to call Channel Five clever, but they're currently broadcasting a programme about Aldi and for a segment on their imitation knock-off brands they had Jason Manford's brother present it. Tickled me, it did. |
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I've got a terrible headache and I'm not sure if it's because of too much drugs or not enough drugs. |
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