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>> | No. 460632
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New weekday thread. |
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Just had to console a friend who got caught speeding this morning. She said she was doing roughly 45 in a 30 mph zone when she saw the flash of a speed camera. Depending on the inaccuracy of her speedo and the accuracy of the speed camera, I told her she could end up narrowly avoiding a Band B offence. |
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When your car is in for its MOT do you regularly visit the gov.uk MOT check page to see whether it's been tested yet? |
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I hung some brand new white t-shirts next to my several years old white bed sheet earlier and felt disgust. |
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I don't mean to gloat but I'm so glad I don't have to work. Seeing my neighbours lit windows at night time makes me think of everything they have to go through in their menial jobs just to sustain this bedsit lifestyle (if it should even be called that). I pity them. We're living in comparative poverty and they're having to actually pay for it. |
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may-boris-xmas-jumper.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >Warm weather last month delayed early sales of Christmas food such as puddings and seasonal biscuits, research suggests. Retail analysts Kantar said the sunny weather meant fewer people had started to stock up for the festive season. |
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Amazon have emailed me a load of Prime Day exclusives, but they're advertising a monitor as more expensive than what they'd listed it as when I was shopping around for one last month. |
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Had to bin an American podcast after Speaker's Corner was mentioned and they went into a whole comedy bit about town criers because they're American and don't know anything. |
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If I sign up for a gym what kind of clothing should I wear and what's the etiquette while there? I don't want to make a faux pas. |
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Minority Report Computer.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Modding Skyrim would be so easy if I had the computer from Minority Report. I don't think it would be better at anyting else, and it's probably not worth having an entire room of my house dedicated to comatose women, but for this one thing I'd appreciate it a whole bunch. |
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I've just listened to Bush's new single. For some reason I always get them muddled up with Ash. It didn't take long for it to click Ash are the ones I actually don't mind, like is probably too strong a word. |
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Amateur Transplants have seemingly scrubbed all versions of "Northern Birds" from YouTube but haven't been able to get all the lyrics removed from the various websites that host such things. |
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What the hell is James Cleverly in Israel for? "Hi, I'm the UK foreign secretary, I heard your family was murdered by Hamas gunmen over the weekend." Brilliant, Jim. How about you stick to Warhammers from now on? |
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Can you kill God? I feel it is the only way to break out of the chains that bind me. |
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When I'm drunk I like to give people compliments, but it's something I don't think I could do when I'm sober. The other day I saw a woman on a bike wearing a bold red coat with a matching hat and I really felt like telling her that was a fantastic combination, but I held myself back because I was too worried about coming across as weird. |
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Do chocolate stains come out? I was having a pain au chocolat and a warm splodge fell onto my lap. It's only joggers I'd never wear in public, but still. |
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My mum has very bad hearing and possible onset dementia, and did kind of a dolphin rape inadvertently today in the hospital. A nurselad with a strong accent was tending to her, and she said, "You're nice, where are you from?". And the lad said "Gabon, originally". And so my mum said l, "Oh that's nice, I always liked the baboons at the zoo". I was really struggling to contain myself not to burst out laughing, and found myself apologising profusely to Gabonlad. He said no problem but didn't look happy, but I guess that's the sort of thing you can expect with my mum now. |
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I don't think the entire chicken breast coated in BBQ sauce and fried in butter was good for me. But it has but the kibosh on the burgeoning desire to engage with my local takeway's buy one, get one free deal on pizzas, so in that sense it was the best of a bad situation. |
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I'm properly listening to System of a Down for the first time in about 20 years and the lyrics are just nonsense. Absolute nonsense. I have no idea how I never noticed this before, perhaps because the last time I listened to them I was a teenager and it was deep. |
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How do you shut up that voice in the back of your head that tells you you should feel guilty about wanking with your business laptop. |
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I'm self-employed and I don't make a distinction between business and personal devices. It's my computer and I'll do what I like with it. |
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Just took a delivery and the driver had his car parked probably about 15 metres away from my door. His car radio was so loud I could hear every word being spoken by the reporter about Israel-Palestine, as clear as if I was listening through headphones. I get enjoying music enough to start turning it up and up, but not Radio 5 Live, that seems weird. |
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I took a week off from .gs because all the rape stuff was getting a bit unbearable. Have you all calmed down now? Did I miss anything interesting in the meantime? |
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Slightly concerned that my dream woman might be a flump in lingerie. |
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>Lisa Cameron, the SNP MP who defected to the Conservative party on Thursday, said she and her family have been forced to go into hiding in Scotland after she was threatened with being “bricked” in the street. |
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At least the cold snap means my tap water is more refreshing. |
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I've begun to notice that after heavy rain the weather becomes noticible cooler, as though it's kicking down a gear from summer, one storm at a time. Only 2 weeks ago it was roughly 19 degrees at night, now it's down to 15 where I'm at. |
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None of you have ever mentioned studying or practicing law, so I can only assume you're regularly in the dock as the accused and that's where you got all this legal knowledge. |
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As well as collecting fluff in my bellybutton, it's now starting to gather where my shoulders meet thanks to my ever increasing back hair. |
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I've always lived in relatively modern places where I take good heating and insulation for granted, so it's weird when I read all the rudgwick posts about people living like it's the 1890s and talking about how they spend the winter sat wearing mittens with hot water bottles down their jumper. But now I live in a bit of an outdated 70s ex-council flat, so I'm going to have to strategise. Min/max my heating, you could say. |
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8982G_P.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>460772 |
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0_Superslim-Me.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I've just done about 50 star jumps followed by 20 squats. I could do with creating an exercise jroutine for when I'm WFH. Maybe I should get one of those keep fit DVDs. |
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Just popped into Morrisons for a few bits. Someone had left their 5p off per litre of fuel vouchers at the self checkout, but before I could get them a really sour looking woman working there came along and snatched them away. I guess if I was in my 70s and spending my evenings working in a supermarket I'd be pretty miserable, but she was a right jobsworth. |
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Hmm, just ran the numbers on this and it turns out if you spend £30 ten times it's £300. Can anyone check my working? |
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I think I'm going to leave my job. It's probably a bad idea, but I can't face another Winter telling pensioners their energy bills really are that high. It's already starting, I'm already angry at myself. I pass the baton to you, otherlad, to be the site's preeminent |
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A neighbours sewerage thing is blocked and the smell is carrying on thewind into my house (literally two large ventilation holes in the bathroom walls). It took me a day to realise where the smell was coming from and how to control its spread, during which time I'd slept with the smell permeating my home. Now I'm ill with a stuffed up head, blocked nose and shit - don't know if it's related but fuck. |
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An ex-girlfriend bought me a sex-toy with instructions. Nothing fancy, she bought me a blowjob toy and I only used it once or twice because it didn't feel all that great. This is a bit of a grey area though, I understand women don't want to recycle dildos but what about things I put my willy in? |
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I have a theory. There's two types of sex toy, fundamentally. Ones that supplement sex, and ones that are meant to replace sex when you can't get it. The former are enjoyable, the latter are always shit and inferior to your hands. |
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If they invented a sex toy that was self-cleaning and automatically got rid of my spunk for me, I'd probably invest in one. Otherwise, yes, it's better to just use your hands and aim somewhere safe. |
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I realise I'm about to call Channel Five clever, but they're currently broadcasting a programme about Aldi and for a segment on their imitation knock-off brands they had Jason Manford's brother present it. Tickled me, it did. |
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I've got a terrible headache and I'm not sure if it's because of too much drugs or not enough drugs. |
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As a southern fairy, I never liked Scouse accents (as heard exclusively from the northern monkeys in Snatch) but Molly McCann won me over. |
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A posh Northern accent shits all over a posh Southern accent. It’s just so much nicer, plus it pronounces “bath” correctly. Other than that, I’m afraid most Northern accents are awful. Scouse accents are notorious (although the narration for Thomas the Tank Engine was nice, both Ringo Starr and that other one), Manc accents are the ones they always use on TV when they want to patronise you with an accent that sounds “just like you”, and Yorkshire people are genuinely into the perverse inverted snobbery and 19th-century view of class war that Mancunians are placed on the BBC to imply. So I’m afraid I hate you all. The best Northern accent, if I really had to pick, would probably be Blackburn, but I’ve never been there so maybe they don’t have the lovable purring sound in real life. |
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West Country, Scouse, Geordie, Barnsley make for the best dirty talk. Posh birds seem vanilla in comparison. |
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391755460_10159456289540636_7336021331151574167_n.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>460804 |
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67141869 |
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Things keep going wrong for me lately, and as part of this, I noticed that the Viz cryptic crossword has got harder this month and I would probably only get three or four answers, even though I try to enter it every single issue. Several hours later, I have finished it and I didn't even have to look up any of the answers. Fuck yeah. I am a king. |
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I bet if I topped myself there's a small chance I'd wake up in 2007 NYC with a wife who looks like Lorna Morgan and is studying for her PhD. I could be the first guy to stop wearing boot cut jeans and still not know LCD Soundsystem played that NFT concert. Perhaps I am simply imagining heaven. |
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I procrastinated all week on a job because I'd convinced myself it would be easy. So tonight I had to stay up all night doing it because I actually looked at what was required. I'm convinced I'll be making all the exact same mistakes when I'm 50. |
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I've made a bit of an enemy of nostalgia, even when I was younger I could see how it trapped people. Maybe it's just a sign that my life has gradually improved over time, but I genuinely can't think of a time I'd prefer to return to other than this one. I've had lovely moments, but I wouldn't roll back the clock personally. |
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p017s83h.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It's the middle of the morning and you're off school sick. You're stuck watching BBC Schools because it's the only thing on TV that isn't for grown ups. El Nombre and Little Juan are currently in an escapade which can only be resolved with the proper application of mathematics. Maybe around lunch you'll get to watch something less educational, like Penny Crayon or The Family-Ness as a brief treat. |
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At work today my colleague asked how old I was. Told him early thirties. He was shocked and thought I was 25ish. Is this a win or does it just mean I still dress like a student? |
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15b8e6d116483ef4f3379b303bb2c9c7.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() All of my personalised ads are for plus-sized lingerie and it's ruining my life. How am I supposed to get anything done when I'm constantly being teased with big meaty thighs? |
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FRANK_drug_image_ecstasy.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>460838 |
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It's too early to be up. The darkness outside doesn't help. |
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How far in advance should I look to book a holiday? I know people who are just about to sort their summer 2025 holiday, I guess so they can spread the payment out over the next couple of years. |
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reborn.png ![]() ![]() ![]() What the fuck. Browsing for guitar parts and just found out reborn baby dolls are a thing. |
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Ended up getting my bum licked last night. It didn't really do anything for me, but it was very brief because it turns out it was a fantasy that should have stayed in her head. |
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I've sussed out where our health services are failing. |
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90-1238267473.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Where the fuck is the climate change thread? |
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ss8058xj0td41.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>460903 |
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Is it normal for people in a workplace to shit talk colleagues behind their backs? There's one guy I work with, who wasn't in today, and everyone was saying nasty stuff about him. Even my manager joined in. It makes me worry if they shit talk me when I'm not in. |
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I decided to try get back in a "work out" routine last night. I did a similar thing last year and stuck with it for quite a while, until the stress and hassle of moving house threw me off. My entire body aches, good grief. |
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My desk chair is giving up the ghost, having lost one of its 5 legs and now a seperate wheel. £80, 2 years, I guess it's not that bad, only having to replace things so regularly is becoming annoying. |
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Is it weird if you haven't had a drop of alcohol in months? |
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Went to watch my daughter's harvest festival this morning. They didn't sing Cauliflowers Fluffy, the only primary school banger was Conkers. Broken Britain. |
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I'm a massive retard and have had to turn to Stepchange to get me out of debt. One of my debts is Paypal Credit. Turns out that until that debt gets paid off, I can't use Paypal at all. I understand not using the credit, that's obvious. But I can't check out through Paypal using my own bank card. I know I'm silly for getting into this situation, but that seems quite extreme given how Paypal is like the standard for online purchases. |
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>Kick and OnlyFans star Amouranth has revealed her new business venture. |
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Remind me not to let my cat finish off a plate of baked beans. Fucking hell, the stinky bastard. |
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I feel like I need a new hobby. I can't decide between being racist against southern Europeans, or trying cock and ball torture. |
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Hit your cock with a big rubber mallet so it makes a "wop!" sound. Now that's proper multitasking right there. |
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I fucking hate all this rainy weather. |
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Is it possible to clean the pages of a book? I picked up a few second-hand Iain M Banks books today but a couple of them look like they've been held by someone with something like curry sauce on their fingers. I'm deliberating whether to rub the sides with a slightly damp cloth but I don't know if a) it'd damage the book or b) it would make them any cleaner. |
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>>461026 |
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I haven't entirely thought this through, but do you reckon selling treasure maps would be a cool business idea? I was thinking yesterday how cool it would be to have an actual treasure map. I could sell the map and have some actual buried treasure at the end you have to dig up. I know there's shit like geocaching, but no way will that be as cool as an actual physical treasure map with an X marking the spot where you get to dig up the treasure at the end. |
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stormciaran.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Looking forward to a storm. |
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BBC News has just broadcast the phrase "useless fuckpigs". Deep joy. |
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Isn't one of the implicit rules of Halloween that you only go trick or treating at houses which have decorations out for it? We've had three groups knocking at the door and two of them, where we could hear very small children outside, started banging quite aggressively because we didn't answer. |
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You actually get £75 on Alan Carr's Epic Gameshow for spelling "necessary" correctly. |
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I miss having mates and a girlfriend to do things with on Halloween. Even if by "doing things" I just mean ordering pizza and watching a couple of films. |
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There's a faint whiff of dog poo coming from the underside of my shoes right now as I'm sitting in the livingroom. I just can't be arsed to take them off and do something about it. |
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United Utilities think I still live in my old flat as well as my new house, and they've been sending bills there. I told them to stop and they said they'd sort it out, but the bailiffs who were hassling me are still hassling me over an unknown bill that I don't even need to pay. Do either of you have any tips? Should I reply to their messages and tell them it's sorted, or is that a super no-no like inviting them into your house? Will they give me CCJs and things before they come to see me, or can I just wait for them to rock up and then tell them it's sorted in person? |
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Can't sleep. |
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First they get rid of the curvy trans girl, then they get rid of the BBW. Big Brother viewers are cunts. |
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I shaved my balls over a week ago and now they're purple. I think it's the short hairs scratching against each other as they regrow. |
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How long are your legs? I'm 5'11" but I wear 30" leg jeans, so I feel like I have relatively short legs with a relatively long torso. |
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p0dhlpwc.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() You seen that series of TV adverts on the BBC? Children in need followed by a halloween-like shot of three dark gowned and hooded figures in a dungeon, the central figure lifting their hood to reveal Claudia Winkleman shushing the camera with a finger to her mouth? |
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>>461066 |
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I scratched somebody's rear bumper in a supermarket car park the other day with my car. They had a late-model Audi Q3, apparently a company car. It's going to be an insurance claim, but just to get an idea of a ballpark figure, I called Audi today. The scratches are solely on a plastic bumper trim piece that is replaceable individually, which is around £110 because it has a painted black glossy finish, but as it's an insurance claim, they said they'll have to go "by the book". Which means the entire bumper has to come off because the trim piece is probably screwed onto the bumper from behind. And it's a two-hour procedure to remove and reinstall the bumper on that model, plus maybe another hour to retrain all the electronic sensors that are located in the bumper. And they'll have to have a technician perform a complete damage assessment of the back of the car, to ensure there is no damage behind the bumper. Which will take another hour or two. |
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>>461066 |
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I found out a new colleague in another team is Spanish and I've already put an effort on to be nice to her because she's new. So I typed out my best Spanish on how we can talk in code in front of the others when we need to get creative on work stuff. |
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>>461067 |
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>>461066 |
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charlie-brown.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461075 |
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>>461093 |
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I miss travelling around Spain and Italy. People aren't particularly worried about offending you, and in turn aren't easily offended. Very refreshing to be in a place where you don't have to self-censor all the time. |
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Lately I am fucking addicted to the apple strudels you find in the frozen dessert section at Asda and Tescos. I wanted to pile some weight back on quickly after going through a depressive episode, where I noticed at one point that I'd started to look like the bony skeleton I was at about 13, and it was a bit of a moment of clarity. I don't think I can find a cheaper or more delicious source of pure filthy calories as this. |
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If my steering wheel is kind of squeaking/scraping when I turn it does that mean it probably needs more oil? It was only serviced about three weeks ago. |
>> | No. 461111
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Having mechanical issues dad would be the one I'd have had to ask how to solve. Realised I could ask his best friend, who's still keeping an eye on us. It's given me some feelings, the old man still looking out for us, in a way, despite being so long gone. |
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Tesco-Apple-Strudel-600G-.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461108 |
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0900c1528004f808.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461110 |
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Chinese women are more attractive than Japanese women, and they don't have pixelated clunges. Don't @ me. |
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>>461110 |
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Where should I buy a buttplug from and what size should I go for? |
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>>461114 |
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Just fed the neighbour's cat a slice of ham in little pieces, because she's the most adorable cat ever and she's the only one of about four different cats on this street that lets me pet her, and it turns out will eat food right off my hand. |
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b30a927ec9da04227cc74a9bc58ba1c7--alligators-croco.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() What does "kiss me teeth" mean? I only ever hear it alongside what I percieve to be a predetory smile, like a trust excersise demanded by a fearsome creature. As though the paying thealty(?) to a king. I think it's an African or Carabian phrase. |
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1436cfe365c1659efb13b6f611f2d620.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461156 |
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I'm coming down with a cold. |
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>>461163 |
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MY CAT IS A FUCKING DICKHEAD. |
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First day back at work for three weeks. |
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>>461166 |
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>>46116 |
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I've taken the week off work to sit in my flat playing computer games and being a slob. Unfortunately I keep having to leave the house and generally do stuff which is not what I wanted to do with my time off to relax at all. |
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>>461171 |
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My cold that started with a sniffle last night has turned into a full blown fucking flu over night. |
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>>461176 |
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>>461171 |
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I know someone else here watches Only Connect, same as I do, so: |
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>>461178 |
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You lot were miserable sods even before the pandemic and austerity. |
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>>461186 |
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I am either a genius or an imbecile. My friend wanted me to make her a cheap knock-off of an artwork I showed her last year. I thought it would be a fun challenge. I found all the images used in the original artwork, but I couldn't find the right font for the text. It's now almost exactly a year since I stopped trying, and it only occurred to me a couple of weeks ago that I could just use a photo of the original text instead of trying to download the font somewhere. |
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skynews-nick-clegg-clegg-liberal-democrat_4120199.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() There was "I agree with Nick", but there definitely wasn't Cleggmania. |
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Is it just me or do you get a lot less corporate birthday messages these days? About 15 years ago my inbox would be full of companies sending birthday spam emails and even offering stuff but now nothing. Last year Lidl gave me a free doughnut but now there's just a birthday banner on the app. |
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>>461205 |
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>>461199 |
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I've decided that Yorkshire puddings are better if you don't use milk. I've replaced 200ml of milk with two eggs and 100ml of water and it's a definite improvement. |
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I've decided to start listening to albums I wouldn't usually consider while I'm working from home and have a lot of hours in the day to fill. I've just finished my fourth Pink Floyd album (Dark Side of the Moon, Wish You Were Here, Animals and The Wall). I know they change their sound a fair bit they've about a dozen other albums, are any of the others particularly worth it? |
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>>461221 |
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>>461222 |
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Today my colleagues were bitching about another colleague, and calling him weird and autistic. Most people shit talk him behind his back, even my manager. He is almost definitely a sperg, but he's not a bad guy. He just likes to do a good job, and will let people know when they've made mistakes. |
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>>461225 |
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>>461226 |
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I have a whole tub of custard left over from pudding (damn you, big strudel) so I'm drinking it from a cup like hot chocolate. |
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>>461228 |
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zp.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Apparently Yahtzee and the entire video team at The Escapist have all been either fired or walked out in solidarity with the ones who were fired. So that's the end of an era that is. |
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>>461234 |
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>>461236 |
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>>461234 |
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I've got a woman aged somewhere around 50 in the secret Santa at work. Reckon a tenner's worth of booze will do it? |
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How can I feel so tired after going to sleep at 11pm and waking up at 7am, but if I decide to sleep on the sofa at 2am and wake up at six I'll be absolutely fine. |
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I think the lass I'm having an affair with is a tory. |
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This is a pretty wretched series of posts. Sometimes it's quite shocking to be reminded how thick a lot of you are. |
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>>461254 |
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>>461258 |
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>>461258 |
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What do you lads reckon Alice Cutter is up to these days? |
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>>461262 |
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>>461260 |
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2015-New-Brand-Men-Shorts-Slim-Fit-High-Quality-Co.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461265 |
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Just for the record I think you're wankers regardless of your height. |
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>>461268 |
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>>461269 |
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Just rung up the Student Loans Company to get a settlement figure. It's showing online that I owe about £1,830 but the figure I was given if I want to pay it off in full is almost £15 higher, which seems a bit cheeky. I think I'll do it in three weeks, after I'm paid and after I've won fuck all on the premium bonds again. |
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I shouldn't be this annoyed that the British Army didn't procure CV90, and instead pissed away time and money on Ajax, but I am. I think it's deferred anger about all the other problems in the country, it's just a nice clear cut cock-up that probably won't have any really negative consequences. |
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>>461272 |
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My dad, at the age of 72, is considering getting his first mobile phone. Do they do special phones for old people, with magnified screens or whatever? He is completely tech illiterate; he's never used a computer on his life, possibly doesn't even have a bank card and has a deep mistrust of his dishwasher. |
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>>461275 |
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>>461273 |
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>>461287 |
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>>461323 |
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For some reason my Google news feed on my phone thinks I'm really interested in heritage railways. |
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>>461336 |
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There's a Jehovah's Witness at work, and she can only wear long skirts, trousers are forbidden. I would consider trousers more conservative than a skirt if they're not tight ones. Maybe skirts are more "feminine"? Wonder what possesses someone to be a JW. One of the worst mainstream denominations. |
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>>461340 |
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You tried this bread with olives in they've got now? If I find out the olives are sourced from illegal settlements in the West Bank I'll kill myself. |
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>>461342 |
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They've arrested that hockey player who sliced an opponent's neck open. I'm not surprised, seeing as he full on karate kicked him in the throat. |
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If I start a bonfire directly under power lines will they be affected by the heat or do I have to move all this wood again before I light it? |
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>>461350 |
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dd690bc3-aea2-4cc1-8cca-484c40d4315a.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461353 |
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>>461350 |
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>>461355 |
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tickled-pink-min.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Chicago Town are doing a cheese and cranberry pizza, with 10% of the proceeds going to breast cancer. |
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Need to buy a black suit for a family funeral. I bought one two years ago but I've put on 1.5 stone since then. It's mainly the pants which no longer fit. Maybe I'll find a pair that looks similar so I can buy them separately. |
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461364
My Google news feed on my phone has gone from promoting stories about heritage railways to promoting tabloid articles which are thinly veiled OnlyFans promotions. The strange is yesterday it was promoting an article on The Sun which is about one of the camwhores who regularly posts on the fat porn subrudgwicksteamshow.co.uks, so it felt odd reading about someone I recognised; couldn't ever wank to her though because her body is disgusting. |
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461409
You've gone all quiet again. |
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>>461409 |
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This cold and damp weather is depressing me. |
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>>461409 |
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Oatbran.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Do we got any farmer types at Britfa.gs? |
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My usual thyme tea isn't helping in getting rid of my covid related cough. |
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>>461426 |
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I've got a tummy ache. I can't tell if it's like, the hungry kind of feeling, or just something that I have eaten doesn't agree with me. |
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>>461429 |
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>>461430 |
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iceland_meal_in_a_bag_oriental_chicken_noodles_sti.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461432 |
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>LadBaby scraps Christmas single for first time after ‘whirlwind’ five years |
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>>461430 |
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FzuDVASWIAAmQhj.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461435 |
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Today I learned that sheep are so misshapen and so stupid that if they roll onto their back, they just get stuck until they die. They're completely incapable of rolling over onto their feet. What a fucking embarrassment of a species. |
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>>461438 |
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A few weeks ago my mother-in-law received calls from her bank about potentially fraudulent activity on her account, which she decided to ignore. She's now complaining that her bank have blocked her card so she was unable to buy something at the weekend; they've blocked it because fraudsters made hundreds of pounds worth of transactions. |
>> | No. 461441
461441
Do people still do Movember? |
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>>461440 |
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>>461440 |
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NATIONAL INSURANCE DOWN FROM 12% TO 10% STARTING IN JANUARY. WE'RE GONNA BE FUCKING MINTED. |
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Joined a gym, but as it's a salary sacrifice scheme it means the membership doesn't start until Jan 1st. What are some gym essential gear/exercise? I'm a fat cunt (6'2, 123kg), though I am losing weight through diet. I am unfit cunt, I have no upper body strength and I get out of breath going up the stairs. Are joggers, a t-shirt and running shoes fine for gym use? I need to really improve my cardio health, but I also want to lose my moobs and love handles. What sort of classes are good for an exercise beginner? |
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>>461447 |
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>>461446 |
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How do I find a walking companion? None of my friends have any interest in going rambling. |
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>>461457 |
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>>461459 |
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>>461448 |
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I'm fed up of my friend moaning she can't afford a house when it boils down to poor life choices™. She's in her late thirties, child-free, lives in the North with her long-term partner and pays relatively low rent because she knows the landlord. She's never been able to save any money because she always lives beyond her means and had to get her parents to pay off her ~£15k credit card debt, which is more support than most people in our group have had when it came to a house deposit. |
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blueyonder.png ![]() ![]() ![]() You lads hear about this shit? I feel like such an arsehole. |
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>>461467 |
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>>461467 |
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>>461464 |
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>>461470 |
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>>461470 |
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What are you getting for your dad this year? He's the last one I need to think about and it's a right pain the arse. |
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>>461478 |
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>>461479 |
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Is there a better keyboard shortcut for merging cells in a table (in Word) than Alt + A then M? |
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461483
Doctors had an episode about a furry this week. |
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>>461483 |
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Ugliest-dog-in-the-world_7-1383527126.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461483 |
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say-the-line-bart.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461487 |
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>>461487 |
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That's it. I've finally signed up for a gym. I'd been putting it off but JD Gyms are doing an offer where the first month is a fiver. |
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Im going to make a big fuck off fire tonight, not had one in ages. |
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>>461491 |
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>>461486 |
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PB250080.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461491 |
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>>461500 |
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>>461500 |
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r3RBB.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461494 |
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>>461519 |
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Haven't eaten all day. I'll probably get some take away from that new Thai place down the road. |
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Having a wank in an unheated room is no fun. |
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thatcher-getty-2117016500.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461547 |
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>>461547 |
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>>461548 |
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It's scraping ice off my windscreen time of year. Soon I'll be leaving for work in the dark and coming home in the dark. |
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>>461555 |
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>>461556 |
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owi4vow3ka.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461556 |
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I'm just going to say it; that Irish-Israeli bloke with the kid who just got released gives me the fucking creeps. A month ago he was blubbering on telly telling people he was thankful she was dead, and somehow he's still at it. Not to be all Cro-Magnon about it, but I don't think a father's role in this very trying time should be to doing an interview with everyone who sticks a camera in your face and having a teary. |
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>>461560 |
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unnamed.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461560 |
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I think new t-shirts are much easier to stain than the old ones. I got a little splot of sauce from a wrap on one of mine and there's now, even after many washes, a permanent dark spot. |
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>>461563 |
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>>461564 |
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What's summat that might be handy I can put in my Amazon basket for about £2.50 to push myself over the free delivery threshold? |
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>>461564 |
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>>461566 |
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The moon looks proper sinister this evening. |
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>>461568 |
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aef0c11c-e710-4f27-a137-63b8f646136e.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461568 |
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>>461570 |
>> | No. 461573
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Right, it's December tomorrow. Would someone else like to make the Christmas thread this year for a change? If not I'll make the usual Andrew one. |
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RIP ARE JIMMY CORKHILL |
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RIP ARE SHANE MACGOWAN. |
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RIP ARE ALISTAIR DARLING |
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>>461574>>461575>>461576 |
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1786.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461575 |
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>>461577 |
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fire.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461495 |
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>>461577 |
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>>461580 |
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>>461580 |
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>>461580 |
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Is it fair to say that exposure to femboy pornography at an impressionable age having influenced my becoming gay is the same as abused children becoming abusive adults? |
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>>461620 |
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>>461621 |
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>>461630 |
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>>461620 |
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Growing up on 80s/90s animated films and videogames definitely turned me into a furry, and none of those were porn. The porn came along after the fixation had already developed. |
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>>461620 |
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>>461620 |
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>>461638 |
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>>461634 |
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>>461645 |
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I need this bastard cold to fuck off already. |
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Sophie-Anderson.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() RIP THE QUEEN OF TARTS. |
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>>461669 |
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461672
Which is the darker turn; that I've become a guy who wears rollneck jumpers most of the time, or that I now keep the taskbar at the top of the screen? |
>> | No. 461673
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rock-bobble.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461672 |
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I am now student loan free. Only taken 13 years after graduating. |
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>>461674 |
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>>461674 |
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>>461676 |
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>>461673 |
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461683
I don't believe this shit. The national rail operator of Israel is called Israel Railways, rather than the blindingly obvious and eternally superior Israil. |
>> | No. 461685
461685
Substantially overpaying a student loan before the recent interest rises (and possibly even still) is financial illiteracy. |
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>>461685 |
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>>461686 |
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>>461687 |
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>>461686 |
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>>461689 |
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461693
The electrician, who has given me the usual spiel about vaccines causing autism/trans people/vegans and all the rest - including how we overuse antibiotics and steroids in cattle - refuses to drink my oat milk in his coffee and brings his own cows milk to use. I don't understand. Nobody's adding hormones to the oats. If it were soy milk that might make a sort of internal sense but it's not. |
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461699
>>461692 |
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2jrjphk7k3pz.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've just pissed all over my balls. I had a sit down wee and it flowed down my dick and over my balls. |
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>>461699# |
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>>461701 |
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>>461693 |
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3010rrefkq461.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461705 |
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>>461702 |
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>>461706 |
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I feel like debt only makes sense if you see yourself increasing your income in future to offset it, or if inflation beats the interest you'd be paying on the debt, both of which are unlikely scenarios for many young people in the post-2008 economy. |
>> | No. 461711
461711
I've moved back to where I grew up relatively recently, I just phoned my old dentist. I'm still registered, but I can't book an appointment, they now only offer those to people on a payment plan which I can't even join until next year, but they said they'd they'd let me know if they had any cancellations. I was a private patient there, so it's not like they're just purging NHS patients. I'm trying to pay for medical care and they won't take my money. |
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>>461711 |
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>>461711 |
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>>461710 |
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>>461713 |
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>>461715 |
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>>461717 |
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461769
You're all awfully quiet today. Got a case of the Mondays have we? |
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>>461769 |
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>>461770 |
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>>461770 |
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>>461769 |
>> | No. 461774
461774
A friend and his two siblings have spent the past year fighting over the house their dad has left them. He had no will. My friend's sister wants him and his brother to pay her out, and my friend is fighting with his brother about who gets to live in the house, as that brother wants to rent out the house, while my friend is the one of the three who doesn't have a house of his own and would like to move into it himself. It's madness, they can't agree on anything, and it has been destroying their family. |
>> | No. 461775
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>>461774 |
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461776
Si la tierra tiembla |
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>>461775 |
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>>461778 |
>> | No. 461782
461782
Had an interview this morning for a promotion at work, got told about 10 minutes I've got it. I need to share it with someone but my girlfriend won't pick up her phone, I can't tell anyone internally until it's announced tomorrow, I can't tell my ex-colleagues because I've been told one of them went for the job (it was advertised externally) but I haven't been told who yet and I can't tell my friends because they'll get jealous. |
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>>461782 |
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>>461782 |
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>>461780 |
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>>461787 |
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>>461788 |
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Tried a new vape flavour. 'Dragon's Dream'. As I filled the tank, it smelled of Red Bull, which was a bad sign. Energy drink flavour vape is grim. It actually tastes like very mild watermelon. I looked it up on the website, it says 'dragonfruit and blueberry'. The flavour is perhaps too subtle. |
>> | No. 461791
461791
I've been in what I can only describe as a stupor these past two days. I had yesterday and today off, despite ostensibly being fine as of yesterday afternoon, but I've barely moved today and have spent most of my time reading about the various Nazi criminals who got off essentially scot-free. Given that I've hardly eaten or drank either I'm suprised I'm not ill for real all over again. |
>> | No. 461792
461792
Youtube keeps recommending videos about autism to me although I haven't searched autism at all. What gives. |
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>>461792 |
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>>461793 |
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>>461795 |
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>>461796 |
>> | No. 461799
461799
I've not much to add, but whenever I catch myself saying "vibe" I get a little bit pissed off. Five years ago there must have been another word and phrase I would have used, but now I'll say fucking "vibe", like a tit. |
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>>461792 |
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>>461799 |
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461825
I got into another one of those "oh noes the schoolkids are vaping!" arguments on rudgwick today. I wonder if there's a crossover between vehement anti-vape people, and anti-vaccine people? |
>> | No. 461829
461829
I can't find the thread where otherlad was telling us about the new house he bought |
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>>461825 |
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>>461829 |
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>>461829 |
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>>461831 |
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The voices I hallucinate due to schizophrenia recently often say the "n*gger killing nightmare, chaos incarnate". Previous common stuff is "[my girlfriend] was found dead with three greatswords in her chest" and "notorious serial killer [my name]". I take meds to stop it but I can't stop them completely. |
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>>461835 |
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>>461836 |
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461839
Norton.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I can't sleep. |
>> | No. 461841
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I think my TV is on the way out as bottom half of the screen is now darker than the top and it looks a little fuzzy. I can't really complain as I've had it for just shy of ten years. |
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>>461825 |
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>>461842 |
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>>461842 |
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>>461839 |
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image_2023-12-15_122322248.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461847 |
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>>461849 |
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sir-alex-fergusons-last-chewed-gum-as-manager-repo.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461850 |
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>>461851 |
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>>461852 |
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>>461853 |
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I associate chewing gum with being a bit slutty in the 90s. Usually women but possibly Alex Ferguson was too. |
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>>461855 |
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>>461856 |
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461858
I like to get up now and again and put my feet against the radiator to warm them up. |
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>>461858 |
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>>461859 |
>> | No. 461861
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Making a big, creamy, chicken and pasta bake and I'm so fucking up for it. Inspired, presumably, by the fat bloke in the OP I've been eating less and snacking a lot less, so every meal is like ambrosia to me now. |
>> | No. 461863
461863
There was too much cream, but no plan survives contact with the enemy. |
>> | No. 461873
461873
All this talk about socks recently and a friend of mine said their socks had gone to sleep earlier today, meaning they'd dropped below his ankles. I'd never heard that before - is it a thing? |
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>>461873 |
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>>4618625 |
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maxresdefault.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461874 |
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>>461878 |
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>>461881 |
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>>461884 |
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Birmingham and Cardiff were both surprisingly pleasant when I went. The centres at least. I used to visit my ex in Shard End a lot and that wasn't so nice, but not so horrible that I feared for my life. |
>> | No. 461955
461955
How much piss do you think someone could drink in one sitting without ending up in hospital? Asking for a friend. |
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>>461955 |
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>>461956 |
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>>461957 |
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Coworker wanked me off in my car while choking me and calling me a filthy slut. |
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>>461961 |
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>>461966 |
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>>461967 |
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>>461968 |
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>>461968 |
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>>461970 |
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Pop this on the stereo at your Christmas party, see if anyone notices. |
>> | No. 461977
461977
Just popped to Morrisons and my nostrils were getting singed by an old couple half the aisle away. They absolutely honked of piss and earwax. It wasn't a mild or mellow piss it was full on, heavily concentrated aggressive burning piss. |
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article-2293023-18A23AD2000005DC-25_634x401.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>461977 |
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>>461978 |
>> | No. 461980
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coded messages.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I swear to god people are using these emojis as coded messages. What possibly could it say? Even starting at the hearts, reindeer and horses is tough enough. |
>> | No. 461982
461982
Just had a big dump after dinner and now I'm hungry again. |
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461983
>>461977 |
>> | No. 461985
461985
I massively upset my (female) best friend a couple of days ago, and now she's not talking to me. I don't fully understand what I did, but I clearly did an autism and said something that I didn't realise was monumentally hurtful. She's not speaking to me so I can't ask her, but luckily another female friend was willing to lay into me earlier and call me a horrible thoughtless bastard. I should really have been more thoughtful, apparently, and not said whatever I said. I asked her to explain it and she told me I should just know. I tried to guess, and was told I need to realise that there are things she doesn't tell me and that I don't know everything. I reiterated that I absolutely realise that, and that's why I was asking. But she wouldn't tell me. I managed to piece bits of it together, but this absolute conversational landmine that has almost ruined one of the best friendships of my adult life seemingly needs to remain confidential. I'm happy to apologise, because I really upset my friend, but apparently my apologies sound hollow because I don't know what I'm apologising for. I've never been in this situation before, and I know I sound like an absolute perfect storm of longstanding issues and autism here, but I'm just so frustrated that those 1970s comedians were right about something. |
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>>461985 |
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461990
So like, imigration is bad and all that what with rapists coming in and stealing our wimins, but I heard recently that 'the west' has been exploiting the Aficas for a long ass time, continuing to this day, and that should be repaid by allowing the darkies in. |
>> | No. 461996
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>>461985 |
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461997
It's taken me 4 days of leave to irreparably ruin my sleep schedule. Which is annoying as I do that thing Bill Gates does where I plan out my day to the minute and I'd given my self some nice plans over Christmas with a balance between work and play. |
>> | No. 461998
461998
Bit windy out. |
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>>461997 |
>> | No. 462002
462002
My chemist is shit and they're always losing my prescription, but I keep going there because the lass on the counter is an incredibly attractive plus-sized redhead. |
>> | No. 462003
462003
I have moved out of London and the lack of sirens, light pollution, drunken revellers, people shouting in the street, noisy flat neighbours has meant I'm having actual, undisturbed sleeps consistently for the first time in years. Oh and I've got the space for a much bigger bed now. |
>> | No. 462004
462004
image_2023-12-21_123733846.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462002 |
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462005
I thought a lot of Africa was poor and undeveloped because of the lack of waterways for trade? It's no good having a great big fuck off river if it can't be used for travelling because it has great big fuck off waterfalls. |
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>>462004 |
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462007
Having coffee and apple pie at a Tesco cafe right now. |
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>>462006 |
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>>461987 |
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>>462010 |
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>>462012 |
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>>462009 |
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>>461990 |
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>>462017 |
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462022
It's Christmas lads, just let it go. |
>> | No. 462023
462023
My mum has casually mentioned to me today that when she was on a trip about four weeks ago she collapsed and a doctor checked her out because she was unresponsive for a while. She's had an ECG test which has come back clear and is now waiting on blood tests. |
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>>462022 |
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>>462021 |
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>>462026 |
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>>462026 |
>> | No. 462032
462032
I trimmed a tree today because its branches have been affecting my satellite TV reception. More so in the warmer months with those branches bearing leaves, but in bad weather, signal strength and quality were down even now. |
>> | No. 462034
462034
quote-it-is-clear-that-we-must-find-an-african-sol.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462031 |
>> | No. 462105
462105
I know this is retarded but how do people usually show electronic proof of address, bank statements, etc? I have to upload some info for a self-review thing but can't think how to get the information in, other than scanning at the library, USB and return home or asking a friend to photo with their smartphone then email me the files. |
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>>462105 |
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>>462105 |
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>>462107 |
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>>462108 |
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>>462112 |
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>>462113 |
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>>462113 |
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>>462114 |
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>>462117 |
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>>462112 |
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maxresdefault.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462119 |
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>>462121 |
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462125
What's the point of AJ Odudu? She's on telly a lot but I have no idea why. |
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462126
>>462124 |
>> | No. 462127
462127
Just thinking about an office job I had not long after I'd left school. My manager was really rude and demanding to me, so a lot of my colleagues tried to get her to lay off me or tried to convince me to stand up for myself. I told them I was just happy to have the job, that I was just going to keep my head down and prove myself, but in truth it gave me a raging hard-on. |
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>>462126 |
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462134
Chucked some frozen dill into my mushroom stroganoff, not sure how it will turn out. |
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>>462125 |
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>>462136 |
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>>462137 |
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>>462139 |
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>>462137 |
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>>462139 |
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>>462141 |
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>>462142 |
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>>462144 |
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sa.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>462142 |
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>>462145 |
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>>462146 |
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>>462146 |
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>>462140 |
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>>462140 |
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>>462148 |
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>>462152 |
>> | No. 462155
462155
You're just talking past one another. "Working class" in the sense of whether you have to work for a wage (or a wage below a given level) is not an identity, it's an objective fact of how you work. "Working class" in the sense of whether you consider yourself (or are considered to be) working class is an identity. |
>> | No. 462156
462156
Fucking hell. Not class. Not again. |
>> | No. 462157
462157
>>462155 |
>> | No. 462159
462159
0_MANHUNT-THE-RAOUL-MOAT-STORY.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Moaty. |
>> | No. 462160
462160
I got two lovely looking sirloin steaks with the idea in mind to make a fancy dinner for the lassie I'll be having round over new year. But the more I think about it, the more I just feel like saving them for myself. |
>> | No. 462163
462163
I've had chippy for the first time in months. I feel so greasy now. |
>> | No. 462169
462169
>>462163 |
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>>462159 |
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