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New weekday thread: dormouse edition. |
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Do you last wipe for foreskin down with a bit of toilet paper after you’re done pissing or do you just shake your willy a bit to get all the leftover piss drops out? |
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>>466569 |
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>>466569 |
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I squeeze it out, like I'm getting the last bit out of a tube of toothpaste. |
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istockphoto-529407455-612x612.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>466573 |
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You lads need to start doing some pelvic floor exercises. It'll not only sort your pilly-willy but you'll be able to have more control of your piss. |
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Here's a life hack for you lads. Blast the hair drier into your slippers for a bit before you put them on. Your feet will never have been cosier. |
>> | No. 466580
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Technology frustrations, prostate issues, and slipper tips. |
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245210884-3533958065.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() My tea has been real shit, lately. If I haven't dropped too much milk in, than it's has a horrible dryness. The only decent cup I've had in the past 2 weeks was the one I'd dunked 6 digestives into (Mcvitie's, heathen). Funny how biscuit tea is the best brew, but losing a biscuit in the tea is a disaster. I figure it's got something to do with the heat of the biscuit accustomising your mouth to a hotter gulp. |
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how to.png ![]() ![]() ![]() How do you use Wikipedias reference section? The ^, a and b in this screenshot only return me to the paragraph the led my to the footnote. Searching Stiles, T. J. (2009) returns a likely writer but leaves me to filter all their work for a mere phrase i'm looking for. |
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>>466582 |
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Watching Brian Cox's solar system documentary on BBC2 on my surround system with the volume way up. Pretty ace. |
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>>466582 |
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RustySpoons.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>466585 |
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>>466578 |
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dotjeeess.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>466580 |
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>>466589 |
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>>466569 |
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https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5182625-dh-is-looking-at-lenin-porn |
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Just got an AI spam reply to a two year old Steam review of mine, so there's another mark of the "AI revolution". |
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>>466601 |
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I don't save any porn, it's always going to be there on the internet. And even if it isn't, there's always going to be new porn to take its place, on the internet. Really what's the need to save it? |
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>>466604 |
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I'm looking to spend about £50 on a pair of headphones, do I go for the Anker Q20i, the Anker Q30 or something else? |
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>>466605 |
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>>466581 |
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I cooked my pasta in the sauce I was making and now it's got that lovely taste and texture I usually associate with lasagna. |
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Anyone want to buy Huw Edwards' house? |
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>>466622 |
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250961_YRK012435193_IMG_11_0003.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>466622 |
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Screenshot 2024-10-08 at 21-21-16 Train Tickets Fr.png ![]() ![]() ![]() The East Midlands Railway mascot looks like a demonic entity that you'd find at the foot of your bed staring into your soul at 4 in the morning should you have the misfortune of waking at such an hour for whatever reason. Rest assured knowing that he is there, and he will steal your soul as he is looking into your eyes, then when he is done, he will adjust his bowtie, and disappear into the 9th circle of hell, whence he came. |
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>>466627 |
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Screenshot 2024-10-08 220200.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>466627 |
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banban and friends.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>466628 |
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Major phase of moving flat completed in getting someone to take my room. I feel a little bad about this, my flatemate is a feckless pain in the arse and the landlord doesn't lift a finger. Plus the place looks dead nice because I bought things that I might just take with me out of spite. |
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>>466629 |
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>>466630 |
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Maxine Peake had lovely milkers before she lost all the weight. |
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>>466640 |
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Woke up with a pounding headache and nausea today. |
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I got a bottle of apple juice in my Morrisons meal deal and it smells like sweaty feet. |
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>>466643 |
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Fucking rain. |
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There is some talk of a work outing. I have not committed either way, but I think the location will be something to do with flights. I assumed this would be one of those parachute or bungee jump outings, but apparently it’s flights as in the little feather thingies on darts, and we’d basically be playing darts. |
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Since the weather got cold, my cat has moved her base from next to the back door, to inside a cabinet in my girlfriend's office. Problem is she can be very demanding, which frustrates my girlfriend, but she refuses to move without force. So I've had to bring the cat up to my room and have her hang out with me for the last couple of hours |
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me-talking-about-my-cat-v0-aozxve57vilb1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>466672 |
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>>466675 |
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Cat owners are subs, dog owners are doms. |
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I'm eating kimchi I made myself using cabbage I grew myself and it's everything I hoped it would be. Hopefully the chilli harvest will be better next year and I can use those too. I draw the line at growing shrimp or making my own fish sauce but I am considering harvesting sea salt. |
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Is it just me, or are there more occasions of the northern lights being visible in this country than there used to be? |
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Job interview. Can't really be arsed. Seems alright though, wish me luck chaps. |
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>>466688 |
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Posture training.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll be honest man I used to sprawl all over the desk at school. Somtimes even laying across it, eye level with the pen tip. Fuck me, I must have looked like such a troll. |
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China.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>466694 |
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>>466589 |
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>> | No. 466702
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Alright, whose turn is it to make the new weekend thread? |
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>> | No. 466751
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The game Metaphor has some major characters with scouse accents. Also the port city is mostly scousers. I don't recall a lot of scouse representation in games. You seem to get a lot of Irish, Northern Irish, Scottish, generic Northern. I used to hate the scouse accent but it's not too bad is it? Better than Brummie and West Country at any rate. |
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Job I went for an interview with the other day said they were impressed with me, so that's good, but because I don't have experience directly in that industry they wanted to invite me back in "for a couple of hours", so I can demonstrate I would have the aptitude I suppose? It's unusual, not had that before, but naturally I'll go along and see what the craic is. |
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