Do you last wipe for foreskin down with a bit of toilet paper after you’re done pissing or do you just shake your willy a bit to get all the leftover piss drops out?

>>466569
*lads
Fuck Apple.

>>466569

I never used to give this much thought when I was younger, but I find with age, the peril of excess drippage is almost a constant presence that I have to work around. I already pull the foreskin back when I piss to try and make sure I don't get it soaked, then I'll use tissue to dab the end off, but I find almost as soon as I let go of my knob and it returns to a natural position, there's a drip, sometimes quite a substantial one.

I put it down to having a massive knob. It's like when you finish using a garden hose, there's still excess to come out and you'll never get it all no matter how much you shake.

I squeeze it out, like I'm getting the last bit out of a tube of toothpaste.

>>466573
You roll it up from the bottom?

You lads need to start doing some pelvic floor exercises. It'll not only sort your pilly-willy but you'll be able to have more control of your piss.

But if you're still worried about drips then gently pinch from the top and bottom and then run upwards starting from the base. This will clear out any remaining liquid easily. Trust me I'm an expert on dick from practice with my own.

Here's a life hack for you lads. Blast the hair drier into your slippers for a bit before you put them on. Your feet will never have been cosier.

Technology frustrations, prostate issues, and slipper tips.

We have become old men.

My tea has been real shit, lately. If I haven't dropped too much milk in, than it's has a horrible dryness. The only decent cup I've had in the past 2 weeks was the one I'd dunked 6 digestives into (Mcvitie's, heathen). Funny how biscuit tea is the best brew, but losing a biscuit in the tea is a disaster. I figure it's got something to do with the heat of the biscuit accustomising your mouth to a hotter gulp.

How do you use Wikipedias reference section? The ^, a and b in this screenshot only return me to the paragraph the led my to the footnote. Searching Stiles, T. J. (2009) returns a likely writer but leaves me to filter all their work for a mere phrase i'm looking for.

Am I fucking dumb, or what?

>>466582

That's just poor referencing. You would hope find the full title in the bibliography section, but the failure to include a page reference is inexcusable.

You're probably looking for "The First Tycoon: The Epic Life of Cornelius Vanderbilt", if that helps at all.

Watching Brian Cox's solar system documentary on BBC2 on my surround system with the volume way up. Pretty ace.

>>466582
That will be a reference to something either somewhere else in the reference list or in the bibliography. If you can't find it, complain on the talk page where nobody will notice.

>>466585
He sounds too much like Salad Fingers for my liking.

>>466578
Can you recommend me some exercises?

>>466580

Always have been.

>>466589


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ruBtLIvJM

>>466592

To me this is the canon Professor Brian Cox.

>>466569

Toilet paper bell-end wiping causes smeg

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5182625-dh-is-looking-at-lenin-porn

>>466597

Just shoot me if I ever end up in a relationship with the kind of woman who would sooner ask fucking Mumsnet about the weird porn she found on my computer than just tell me about it.

Also we should probably include this with any mumsnet posts:

https://www.mumsnet.com/i/acronyms

>>466598

Who cares about Mumsnet. It's just another festering sore of the Internet. Like so many others with waning relevance.

>>466598
I don't know how I'd feel about my partner poking around on my computer. That feels like an incredible invasion of privacy even in a marriage.

>>466600

It happens. From my own experience, all you can do is hide your porn thoroughly. Clear your browser cache every time, don't ever store anything you want to keep on your computer's internal memory, i.e. have an external SSD with plenty of capacity ready. And find a good place to hide it. A REALLY good place.

>>466600

My girlfriend makes jibes when I don't want her looking at my phone, because she has 'literally nothing to hide'. Well I fucking do and I don't want to hear you crying about it if you find me venting about a relationship issue on an anonymous discord after being nosy.

Just got an AI spam reply to a two year old Steam review of mine, so there's another mark of the "AI revolution".

>>466601
I once knew a guy who regularly carried around a USB memory stick, even when he would be nowhere near a computer, and would visibly panic if he ever misplaced it. He was already a weirdo without this behaviour, but it certainly worsened his image.

If you're going to such lengths to hide a porn collection, maybe you shouldn't have it.
Saying that I've been wondering lately what my family might think if they found my electronic stash after I'd died. It definitely keeps me from saving much of the lusty anal and sissy stuff.

I don't save any porn, it's always going to be there on the internet. And even if it isn't, there's always going to be new porn to take its place, on the internet. Really what's the need to save it?

The only porn I have saved is the nudes various sexual partners have sent in a hidden folder on my phone. I'm not hiding it because I am ashamed of it or anything, but the way I see it is they consented to me having pictures of their tits, but not for other people to see them. Thus it's my responsibility to keep them private.

>>466604
I used to keep a USB on me but it was just work stuff and other important documents, one of many backups. I stopped when the USB died and I couldn't find a replacement of the same type. Keeping dodgy porn on your person at all times seems like it would increase the risk.

I'm looking to spend about £50 on a pair of headphones, do I go for the Anker Q20i, the Anker Q30 or something else?

https://amzn.eu/d/fVWL5T9
https://amzn.eu/d/cfIidNb

>>466605
>Really what's the need to save it?
Some files are considered 'rare' in that it'd take a comparatively long time to find quality copies of, while others can be so niche that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone who'd actually saved them. Lost media is a realistic concept - if you want access to any of these you're best off saving them.

Over the years I've purged mutliple awesome .webm's, .gif's and .mp4's, intent on staking my personality on more stable claims, only to find many of them had become quite valuable now that they're no longer in common circulation.

It's pretty much the same as your hidden folder of revenge-porn. They have a greater value than quick wank material.

Would you believe I'm speaking as one of the 'asexual' posters of recent days? Yes, I imagine you could.

>>466603
I have noticed that other imageboards are starting to get AI spam images. I reckon in a few years it will become the new tweet spam.

It's also completely ruined any kind of drawn porn. Most content is either AI or AI-assisted now and it means they all share an offputting smoothness to them like the characters were made in a 3D printer.

>>466605
I've found it quite nice to have a little stash on my computer - under 10 mostly PMVs to quickly and reliably bash one out to. I'd say at least half no longer exist on the free internet (for not-wrong'un reasons). I assembled this after I moved house and had no home internet which is less of an issue these days with cheap mobile data but you never know.

Still wouldn't want a Mrs looking at it, not that there's anything weird but it's like imageboards where it should be my personal space and they should respect that just as I wouldn't go on Mumsnet or listen in to whatever she tells her girlfriends about my cock.

>>466607
I had the Anker Q30 a few years back and they were great. Since spent about £25 more to get the Q45.

>>466609

>It's also completely ruined any kind of drawn porn. Most content is either AI or AI-assisted now and it means they all share an offputting smoothness to them like the characters were made in a 3D printer

I really can't say that it's an overall net decrease in quality. At least not for the kind of drawn pawn I'm into, where you'd have to wade through the garbage just to find one well drawn image, and then just hope that the artist didn't shoe-horn in their other weird fetishes that you're not into to spoil it anyway.

Human pornmongers can't draw hands either, they always lazily skip over backgrounds, and any object in the drawing that isn't a big lovingly detailed cock or pair of tits always look like they were drawn by somebody who has never seen said object but only heard it described. In another language.

>>466581
Salts Diner mug?

>>466604
Think I might have posted this on here before, but when I moved for uni, I left my desktop PC behind. I had quite a bit of fatty, shemale, and monster girl porn on there.

He asked if my little brother could use my computer, and asked for my password to log in. I told him the password, but foolishly said "don't look at any of my files".

Then when he visited me a couple of weeks later, he pointed out every fat woman who walked past asking me if I fancied them then straight up said he saw my stash. He hasn't mentioned the shemales and monster girls, and it's been 13 years, so I avoided two harder potential conversations.

>>466611
>monster girl porn

Explain.

>>466612
Just stuff from the Monster Girl Encyclopedia and artworks expanding on that. They all rape men to extract their semen to sustain their powers. Some kidnap men and keep them as a husband, or have the whole oni village or whatever rape him. Slimes, oni, spiders, orcs, slugs, angels, zombies, trolls, etc. All raping men to extract semen.

>>466611

I don't think anyone would be surprised by the contents of my porn collection. I don't think anyone would be that surprised if I died in a tragic wanking accident.

>>466611

Which brings us back to what I said about hiding your porn stash. Unless you do, there WILL be a chance that somebody happens upon it that you don't want seeing it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVB1pTb-3Tg

I cooked my pasta in the sauce I was making and now it's got that lovely taste and texture I usually associate with lasagna.

Anyone want to buy Huw Edwards' house?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/153505529#/?channel=RES_BUY

>>466622

I know it's probably gone up in value since he bought it... but BBC news presenters must make absolute shedloads.

>>466624
The sale history says it was bought for £980k in 2005.

>>466625

Tidy profit then.

>>466622

Can we have some more celebrity houses to nosey at on RightMove? It's dead interesting. Or how about we all go off and find the most expensive house in our county/city and post it. I'll start:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147881138#/?channel=RES_BUY

Clearly nobody wants this place because it was up two years ago when I was buying my house. I recognise the paintings in this study because they're so awful.

What do you even do with a house this big. Clearly the current owner has no idea either because about five of the rooms are just sofas in front of a TV.

The East Midlands Railway mascot looks like a demonic entity that you'd find at the foot of your bed staring into your soul at 4 in the morning should you have the misfortune of waking at such an hour for whatever reason. Rest assured knowing that he is there, and he will steal your soul as he is looking into your eyes, then when he is done, he will adjust his bowtie, and disappear into the 9th circle of hell, whence he came.

>>466627
Have you been to The Milk Churn? It's one of my favourite places for an ice cream.

https://themilkchurn.com/

>>466627
https://assets.savills.com/properties/GBTZRSSWG200235/SWG200235_SWG21002221.PDF

Publisher and poet Felix Dennis built a wacky house. You enter into the pool room. Link has more pics.

>>466628
He looks like a character from the Garten of Banban series, which is actually worse than what you described.

>>466630
That is absolutely beautiful. However, I'll never understand why rich people make themselves home theatres that have the same seating layout as an actual cinema. I could if you were trying to pack in loads of space and get twenty seats in there, but that room has four.

Major phase of moving flat completed in getting someone to take my room. I feel a little bad about this, my flatemate is a feckless pain in the arse and the landlord doesn't lift a finger. Plus the place looks dead nice because I bought things that I might just take with me out of spite.

On my side I've found a few safe bets where I have everything I need to live comfortably at a good price but I'm holding back as there's a local artist looking for a housemate which seems interesting and would be a little out of my comfort zone while still having distance between our jobs. We'll see.

>>466629

I've heard of it but never been. If it's a nice day in the summer and I feel like a drive out into the countryside, I usually go up to Middleham and visit the castle, and stop by the Brymoor dairy farm for ice cream on the way. I can't recommend that enough, best ice cream I've ever had.

>>466630

That does look very nice, but wouldn't the entire house stink of chlorine all the time?

>>466635

The smell of a public pool isn't chlorine. It's the smell of chloramine, which is produced when chlorine reacts with urea. Pools don't smell of anything if you refrain from pissing in them.

>>466638
>if you refrain from pissing in them.
No can do I'm afraid

>>466638

Sounds like a bit of an urban legend that. In my old job I used chlorine tablets all the time for cleaning and you definitely got that smell when you set them off dissolving in water- Fresh water that neither I nor anybody else had pissed in.

It's never straight chlorine anyway, that's a bit of a misnomer. It's a mix of sodium or magnesium or whatever with chlorine, that becomes a hypochlorate solution. I suspect that's why it smells. Swimming pools are essentially giant vats of very weak bleach.

Maxine Peake had lovely milkers before she lost all the weight.

>>466640
>It's never straight chlorine anyway
A place that I worked at had the swimming pool lifeguard miss-mixed the pool chemicals this one time causing the entire site to be evacuated. I think it was clorine gas or something.

>>466642

Yeah there's some stuff, pretty common household cleaning chemicals and I think even vinegar or alcohol can do it I was in biology not chemistry so don't expect me to get that right that if you mix it with bleach will give off chlorine gas. Chlorine gas was used in WW1 as the first intentionally lethal chemical weapon, before they'd developed the nastier stuff like phosgene and mustard gas.

Woke up with a pounding headache and nausea today.

I'm probably coming down with something.

>>466652

Get some fluids down you and take it easy, today, if you can.

>>466652
>>466653
Yeah, drink this, you slut.

I got a bottle of apple juice in my Morrisons meal deal and it smells like sweaty feet.

>>466643
I thought everybody knew the two chemicals that make poison gas. Certainly everyone who frequents dark online corners like this one. I’m even reluctant to say what they are in case it’s one of those things that someone will misuse for bad personal reasons, like how you aren’t supposed to tell people online the right way to tie a noose.

More recently, I saw some advice that you should never mix bleach with anything, and that struck me as very good advice really.

>>466656

https://cen.acs.org/safety/consumer-safety/Accidental-mix-bleach-acid-kills/97/i45

>Accidental mix of bleach and acid kills Buffalo Wild Wings employee

Blimey.

I know that chlorine bleach and hydrogen peroxide neutralise each other, which is why the olympic swimming pools in Rio in 2016 rapidly turned green from algae growth.

https://time.com/4451484/why-rio-olympic-pools-turned-green-hydrogen-peroxide/

>>466656
>Certainly everyone who frequents dark online corners like this one.
Yes, because chubby chasing and tips on how to make slippers more comfy are notoriously dark subjects.

>>466656
I don't know about any of that but check out this cool way of making crystals out of common kitchen supplies!

>>466658
My thoughts exactly. It's been a while time since gun crafting manuals and facial-recognition cracking tutorials were (quietly) posted here.

>>466658

>tips on how to make slippers more comfy

I'm glad that one's stuck with you lads.

Fucking rain.

>>466663
Buy an umbrella and some boots.

There is some talk of a work outing. I have not committed either way, but I think the location will be something to do with flights. I assumed this would be one of those parachute or bungee jump outings, but apparently it’s flights as in the little feather thingies on darts, and we’d basically be playing darts.

Anyway. I had this conversation with a female colleague whom I barely know, and she said it had to be darts rather than exciting flying experiences, or she would piss herself. That poster from a couple of weeks ago was absolutely right. Then we had our weekly bullshit meeting where all the departments say what they’re doing, and the potential social gathering was mentioned again, and she interrupted the whole company with some cheery chat about how anything bouncy will cause her to piss herself. I’m the fetishist so I was not disgusted at all, but I thought the only women who would tell me about pissing themselves would be my actual friends. But apparently all women everywhere just cannot wait to volunteer this information at any opportunity.

Since the weather got cold, my cat has moved her base from next to the back door, to inside a cabinet in my girlfriend's office. Problem is she can be very demanding, which frustrates my girlfriend, but she refuses to move without force. So I've had to bring the cat up to my room and have her hang out with me for the last couple of hours

She sat on my lap a while, digging her claws into me and ruining my jeans. For the last 90 minutes she's been on my desk cleaning herself. So I can't use my keyboard. I opened to door to allow her to go back to her base but she stayed on the desk. I can't use my keyboard, but I feel bad moving her. Mouse use is fine though.

It's nice she's chilling out with me but equally I miss typing. Phone keyboards are not great. I don't know why it's taking so long to clean herself she's less than 2ft long. It sounds like particularly unpleasant cunnilingus. Lots of slurping and smacking noises. Like a flesh tunnel from hit video game Prey.

>>466669
>That poster from a couple of weeks ago was absolutely right.

I told ya!

>>466672

Cats are absolute ignorant fucking cunts, but then they come and cuddle up to you and you wonder how they always get you to forgive them.

I grew up with cats. We always had at least one cat from when I was a weelad. Never really warmed up to dogs. I don't hate them, they just aren't my thing.


self sage for rambling.

>>466675

I'm more or less the opposite. Grew up with dogs and genuinely love them, but cats have grown on me a lot since I've spent more time around them. They're a lot goofier than most people give them credit for, and I find that endearing.

>>466672
What is it with cat owners? If it's in your way just pss it out with a flick of your hand. They'll either move or think you're play fighting, the latter case you're justified in light shoving.
Cat's are cool characters and prefer to act as though things don't phase them - you can quite easily give it a pet and coo afterward, just let it know where to fuck off from and when.

That being said my mothers cat rarely comes near me, so perhaps it's not that good a training strategy after all.

Cat owners are subs, dog owners are doms.

>>466679

It's biologically impossible to fuck a cat, but I'm inferring some things about your relationship to your dog.

>>466679
What about those people who're into cat-girls?

>>466681

carpet-baggers.

I'm eating kimchi I made myself using cabbage I grew myself and it's everything I hoped it would be. Hopefully the chilli harvest will be better next year and I can use those too. I draw the line at growing shrimp or making my own fish sauce but I am considering harvesting sea salt.

Is it just me, or are there more occasions of the northern lights being visible in this country than there used to be?

>>466685

Aurora occurs when charged particles ejected from the sun interact with the upper layer of our atmosphere (the ionosphere). The atmosphere on the sun operates on a cycle lasting roughly 11 years. We're currently close to the peak of that cycle, so we're getting lots of solar flares and a high chance of aurora.

The last cycle peaked in 2014, but it was unusually weak and there were few flares with sufficient energy to produce aurora that would be visible in the UK.

Improvements in smartphone cameras have massively increased the cultural presence of aurora. Even a good show of aurora is very dim, so photographing it with a film camera or an early digital camera requires a tripod and good technique - unless you really know what you're doing, you'll just get a picture of a dark sky. Smartphones use clever image processing to stitch together multiple exposures of dark scenes, so a photo of aurora taken with a recent iPhone will look brighter and more vivid than real life.

>>466686
It's all going to get a bit weird when the earth's magnetic field goes walkabout, so make the most of it.

Job interview. Can't really be arsed. Seems alright though, wish me luck chaps.

>>466688
Good luck. I hope you don't end up with a boss who calls you at ten-to-nine because you changed to the display scale on the till and none of your colleagues know how to change it back.

>>466690

Cheers lad. I met the boss and he did seem like a cunt, but not a dickhead. I can live with that. Not sure on the vibe of the place overall really, seems like they are rebuilding their team from the ground up after losing a couple of important people, but that could be an opportunity to get in and climb up the ladder.

Anyway it's not the only iron I have in the fire so I'm not too fussed. Usually when I've done interviews while not really giving a fuck is when I do the best.

>>466691

>eems like they are rebuilding their team from the ground up after losing a couple of important people, but that could be an opportunity to get in and climb up the ladder.

Sounds like it. Keeping my fingers crossed for you, lad.

Had a similar thing happen at one of my old jobs where the team lead had left to work for a competitor, and a while later had his assistant and another person follow him. They filled the lead with somebody inhouse, and I was hired to take up the job of that other person.

We were performing poorly, you could even say it was a shit show, because although the new lead was a close colleague of the old one, she had absolutely no concept of the projects we were doing. Which created almost constant friction. She was in over her head, and was eventually let go because she just couldn't get it right. I then applied for team lead, but lost out in a narrow tie with one of my coworkers.

But yeah. There's always an opportunity when a team is regrouping. Could just be your ticket.

I'll be honest man I used to sprawl all over the desk at school. Somtimes even laying across it, eye level with the pen tip. Fuck me, I must have looked like such a troll.

>>466693

Is that in North Korea?

>>466694
Fuck knows - I assumed China.

>>466695

Not the kind of place where you want to be in school, either way.

>>466694
It's China - they installed the iron bars to drill into children the correct distance to sit from the page to prevent short-sightedness which is a problem in East Asia where they spend a billion hours studying.

No idea if it works but it's weird seeing a government proactively try to solve long-term issues.

>>466697

You're not really free unless you're free to become short sighted.

>>466589
My brother went to the same school as David Firth (Doki66), it was Hall Cross in Doncaster during the early 1990s. I remember seeing the Fatpie animations in 2004 (as proper Adobe Flash content) not streaming video like we have now. His content is kind of repetitive now but he's genuinely talented, it's a shame he never finished making the Meadow Man.

His best video is: The Unfixable Thought Machine | David Firth's Health Reminder -

Firth's mate Devvo became a primary school teacher but lost his job after parents saw his old videos, I never took them to be that offensive but such is life in the era of social media.

>>466699

>Firth's mate Devvo became a primary school teacher but lost his job after parents saw his old videos, I never took them to be that offensive but such is life in the era of social media

Modern life really is exactly the dystopia I was terrified it was going to become isn't it.

>>466699
>Firth's mate Devvo became a primary school teacher but lost his job after parents saw his old videos, I never took them to be that offensive but such is life in the era of social media.
That exactly the sort of character I'd expect to build genuine rapport with kids, these days.

Alright, whose turn is it to make the new weekend thread?

>>466702
Well that other bloke already fucked up the plan of a day/end multi-thread, so you can do it.

The game Metaphor has some major characters with scouse accents. Also the port city is mostly scousers. I don't recall a lot of scouse representation in games. You seem to get a lot of Irish, Northern Irish, Scottish, generic Northern. I used to hate the scouse accent but it's not too bad is it? Better than Brummie and West Country at any rate.

Job I went for an interview with the other day said they were impressed with me, so that's good, but because I don't have experience directly in that industry they wanted to invite me back in "for a couple of hours", so I can demonstrate I would have the aptitude I suppose? It's unusual, not had that before, but naturally I'll go along and see what the craic is.

I didn't want to say as much in the interview and come off as arrogant, but their facilities and the work they carry out seem quite a bit simpler than when I have been doing for the last several years so I am quietly confident I'd have no issues with picking it up. I just get a sense that the people hiring aren't used to recruiting for this kind of role and they are being a little bit optimistic in their expectations, but they're offering reasonably decent money so I'll not turn my nose up at it.

>>466751
I'm very sanguine about accemts. I never understand people like yourself who have their hackles raised by hearing someone from fifty miles up the road speaking, but it's probably because you're a disgusting Yorkshireman.

Regarding Scouse representation in games I think the only character I can pinpoint hearing is the sweary little twat from Disco Elysium. His name escapes me. Cornal? Cromwell? Something like that. It's a shame because I do like hearing region accents in games, rather than another bloke who sort of sounds like Jason Statham, and is probably an American VA anyway. It's probably even worse if you're not from the UK, I imagine the breadth of accents you can expect to hear from Irish or Italian characters could be measured in nanometres, if you hear them at all.

Just ordered new brake rotors and pads for my car's rear axle. I've got MOT coming up early next month.

I replaced one of the brake calipers a while ago because it was gunked up. It was causing uneven brake pad wear. I was going to take a chance and go in for my MOT anyway, but looking at the pads now, one side has about 7-8mm left and the other 4mm. It's almost guaranteed to give a brake imbalance reading of more than 30 percent at MOT and fail. So it's best to just replace the brakes and be worry free.

What happened to glue sniffing? When I was a lad, we were constantly being warned about the perils of sniffing glue and the tabloids were full of tragic stories of kids who sniffed a bag of glue and died of fright. Did everyone just stop it, or was did we just stop giving a shit?

>>466761

It's all about petrol sniffing these days.

>>466762

At £1.35 a litre? Kids today don't know they're born.

>>466763

A litre of petrol will last you a week even if you're the Amy Winehouse of petrol sniffing. As drugs go, in terms of bang for your buck, it's actually one of the cheapest ways to get high.

>>466763

We complain about petrol being expensive but when you think about it it's bloody bonkers how cheap it is. Imagine if a litre of whiskey was £1.35.

>>466765

I use petrol as an all purpose thinner. A 1-litre container of actual thinner can cost £5 and more at Homebase and is no more effective. I always get five lites from the petrol station in a jerry can which I then use both as fuel for my lawnmower and as thinner.

>>466766
Yeah but your warhammer mini's must stink, surely?

>>466768

I don't actually use thinner, or petrol, to thin paint. I use it more for cleaning and degreasing. Like a while ago, I was painting some car parts with a rattle can and used a petrol soaked cloth to prepare the surfaces.

Most paint is water based nowadays, so you don't need chemical thinner anyway.

I found this 'Goblincore' group on that rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk site and, while I enjoy many of the things there, I dislike how my interests are portrayted and celebrated as a defined aesthetic. It's mostly autumnal naturalism, whereas in modern circles there seems to be a lore developing behind the interests. It's getting too meta, no longer about the pleasure of doing a thing, more about the appearance of doing the thing.
It reminds me of trying to appear cool as a kid, rather than actually exuding a cool attitude.

What're your thoughts on this modern obsession with defining interests and subcultures as 'cores'? There're numerous of them; cottage-core, toxic-core, trauma-core, J-core, etc. If it has a distinct aesthetic, no matter how mundane, it's a core. Mom-jeans core. Bloke-core. You get the idea.

Am I just a cunt or what? Jelously guarding my interests?

>>466771

Nowadays you have to outwardly project everything you are into, or else people just assume you're boring, because it's now the norm to plaster everything about yourself loudly all over social media and the like. I think plenty of these people are genuinely into it and just want to share their enjoyment with others, but there's definitely an element of superficiality.

>>466771>>466772
When I was a teenlad I was a mosher. Apart from having a MySpace and painstakingly deciding what to have as a background picture and which songs to autoplay for anyone visiting my page, that identity didn't really spill out online because I had no real need for it as my 'tribe' regularly met up in person. These days more people find their tribe online.

>>466771
>no longer about the pleasure of doing a thing, more about the appearance of doing the thing.
Echos of "All that was once directly lived has become mere representation", the lament of the French situationists back in the 1960s. The internet just turbocharges the phenomenon by allowing you to make it a bigger and better defined part of your identity, or a specific label to market your particular thing - whether that's a commercial product, a work of art, or your "personal brand".

>>466771
My girlfriend started really liking mushrooms, gnomes, goblins, etc about 2 years ago. Out of nowhere. Never expressed a fondness for these things in the previous 7 years. I asked her if she only pretends to like them because she sees them on Instagram but she got kind of offended. At least it's easy to buy presents for her, just buy mushroom related objects. I see mushroom stuff everywhere. Pure white woman shit. Just like Halloween.

How do I know if I have concussion? Evidently I didn't close my loft hatch properly and it swung open and twatted me on the back of the head, metal latch first.

>>466775

>I asked her if she only pretends to like them because she sees them on Instagram but she got kind of offended.

I generally take that to mean she felt attacked because you were right.

My girlfriend (now ex) around two or three years ago got right into the cottagecore thing and stopped dressing like the sexy metal girl I got with, and started dressing like a lesbian schoolteacher. She always insisted she was gay, but she had only ever had boyfriends. I know she would have been grievously offended if I ever suggested that was an affectation (it absolutely was).

In the end I was left feeling probably our entire relationship had been a bit of a sham in the same way, she wanted me as her tall rugged metalhead boyfriend when she was affecting the metal girl look, and I was surplus to requirements once she had decided that wasn't what she wanted to pretend to be any more.

>>466776

Dizziness, nausea, light sensitivity, irritability, to name a few.

Concussion tends to be caused by blunt force trauma rocking the brain around in your head (i.e. an impact injury) rather than trauma from smaller more penetrative (hurr hurr) objects like a metal hatch.

Keep hydrated, avoid booze and other neurotoxins, make sure you sleep well, avoid anything that shakes your head around for a few days.

>Former Scottish first minister Alex Salmond died while trying to help a colleague open a bottle of ketchup, eyewitnesses have claimed.

>Mark Donfried, director of the Institute for Cultural Diplomacy, said Mr Salmond had been helping Alba Party Tasmina Ahmed-Ice King open a bottle of ketchup, when he collapsed.

>Mr Donfried told Times Radio: “Later on Tasmina told me she was having trouble opening the ketchup and she reached over and said, ‘Hey, can you give me a hand?’ And he was helping her with that when literally he fell back in his chair, totally out of the blue, without warning.”

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/alex-salmond-death-tomato-ketchup-snp-scotland-north-macedonia-b1187837.html

>>466779
>‘Hey, can you give me a hand?’
I guess not.

Also "Ahmed-Ice King" is a bonkers surname.

I made a cake recently and reused some baking paper I'd previously cooked stuffing on. There was a very mild taste of herbs on the bottom of the cake, but now I've eaten it all I've been farting concetrated sage&onion stuffing gas I've no idea how got inside me. It's foul, worse than the usual stuffing/roast dinner farts. It's been over 24 hours and it's still coming out strong.

In an essay, if I quote a paragraph from a text, does that typically count towards the word count? I only have about 750 words budgeted for this section, can go up to 825 at a push, but really need to put in this 100ish word quote. I emailed my lecturer but it's 1:29AM so you lot are more likely to reply before she does.

They've cancelled Typhlosion over historical sexual harrismunt allegations.

>>466785
I don't hate the idea. It's a cool way of bringing more traditional Japanese folklore elements into the series. I just can't see it ever working outside of Japan.

Japanese culture has a precedent of stories of humans fucking magical animals, I guess it's kind of a well established trope (maybe not, I don't know if folklore in Japan is as big as I think it is). In the Anglosphere that sort of thing is a bit rum. Obviously Greek myth has bestiality but that's sort of glossed over in the mainstream.

>>466785>>466788
What are you saying? What do you mean my favourite Gen 3 starter is a sexual harrasser? Is he being taken to court? Should I delete the HeartGold rom I have saved somewhere?

>>466789
There's been some leaks from Gamefreak of hidden lore where it turns out that the pokemon universe operates in exactly the way the internet told you it does.

>>466789

>Gen 3

Gen 2 mate. Imagine getting basic pokemon knowledge wrong. I bet you feel like a right bellend now.

But yeah it's really pretty interesting how way back at the start they had some pretty deep spiritial mythology kind of lore for Pokemon, of all things. When you look at what the franchise is today, and really what it was at the time too I guess because not a lot of this came through in the games, it's just really... I dunno, unexpected.

>>466790
>Slakoth, a sloth pokemon
I hope the Japanese name is less disapointing.

There's a ton of cool shit in pokemon like Cubone being an orphaned Sandshrew; Gengar being a ghost of Clefable; and Voltorb being a Ghastly posessed pokeball, but gang rape interbreding is pushing it a bit.

>>466792
That fable was wonderfully dark without being tasteless, stop being such a fanny.

>>466792
>Cubone being an orphaned Sandshrew

You fucking what.

>>466794
Ah shit, I thought something wasn't adding up. KANGASHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

>>466795
Gengar is human-related too. Same with a lot of Pokemon actually. The connection to Clefable gets pointed to by fan-theories but Dex entries and games have it differently and there are a lot of pokemon that involve human souls. I mean this is Japan and pokemon are strongly influenced by stories of youkai which are ghosts-demons where Japan has a very different relationship to the supernatural.

Now for their take on Native Americans.

Do you have xenophobia when you find out a game is developed in a certain country? I just bought a game and then found out it's a Cypriot dev, and now I feel unsure about it because Cyprus doesn't have a big game dev scene as far as I'm aware. If it was Japanese I'd feel more comfortable.

>>466796

Obviously the one where a strong independent female mates with a human man and says he can kill all the inferior non-breeder chronic masturbator males isn't causing controversy, is it. These wokie double standards eh.

Liam Payne from One Direction died drugged and boozed up falling off a balcony when Argentinian police were called due to his aggressive behaviour.

I didn't expect to be masturbating over the shadow health minister, but we live in strange times.

https://x.com/richard_kaputt/status/1846636347207176553

>>466800
I almost took your post at face value, but then I remembered that half the posters here can't stop wanking over ministers, shadow or otherwise.

>>466801
If you think about it .gs is at the forefront of all issues of women's empowerment whether that be body positivity, female assertiveness, race relations or posh women talking a little bit dirty. We should really be eligible for charity status and a sizeable grant along with an endorsement by the Minister for Women and Equalities.

>>466802

I'm sure Purps would make better use of it than many charities.

>>466752

Blogpost update: Didn't get the job, they said they wanted to but they have been forced to reassess if they have the capacity to train somebody up at the moment.

My arse.

Basically confirms what I thought, the clowns don't actually know what they are looking for in this kind of field, and they expect somebody who can jump in and do it from day one, which they simply won't get. It's a niche industry and I am more than skilled enough for it, I have been working in a far more demanding and technical role for the last ten years, so it would only be a matter of me picking up their processes. But they want somebody who just magically knows every single aspect of the job already.

Bullet dodged because if I did start working there, I can be pretty certain it would have been a shitshow, if that's their expectation. Just pissed off that they wasted my time.

Is it Shamanismophobic or racist to say that the Saudi Arabian state has regressive attitudes towards women and LGBT+?

>>466805
No, you fucking moron. You could possibly be accused of disregarding their dreadfulness towards practically all their citizens, and overlooking their toxic role in the spreading of fundementalist Inupiat beliefs all around the globe, but not much else. Also unless you're trying to reach a word count the "Saudi Arabian state" is generally just called Saudi Arabia.

https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2024/09/saudi-arabia-highest-execution-toll-in-decades-as-authorities-put-to-death-198-people/
https://www.amnesty.org/en/documents/mde23/8330/2024/en/
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-35101612

>>466805

No, but only if you completely deny any connection between Shamanist theology and those attitudes. If you in any way suggest that there's a connection between the two, you're Shamanistophobic. It's either pure coincidence that all the worst places in the world to be gay or a woman are Shamanist states, or it's somehow the fault of western imperialism. Under no circumstances should you read the snow or talk to Shamanists about what they actually believe.

My Dire Straits CD came in the post today. The one I talked about in the music thread - the album Love Over Gold.

Sure enough, it's from the first pressing and has an AAD on the back of it. But I'm actually a bit disappointed at the sound. There is a lot of tape hiss and lower-frequency noise especially in the quieter parts, like the opening of Telegraph Road. It almost sounds like a higher quality compact cassette recording.

I paid a fiver for it used, but maybe I'll try to get the album's remastered version for comparison. Going by offers for the remastered version, the remaster was done using Sony's proprietary Super Bit Mapping process, which aims to reduce noise and increase dynamic range. And those CDs cost about the same as the original.

I just put a deposit down for two cats. I'm middle class, and so they're called Tethys and Quixote. But they're going to have nicknames, and I'm unsure of which to stick with, and if there are better options out there. Opinions and contributions are welcome.

Catamine/MCat
Girl Pussy/Boy Pussy
Jocata/Oedipussy
Lead/Asbestos

>>466810

Catolf and Kitler

>>466810
Nah, you need to give the boy cat a name like Fred, Barry or Bob. Girl cats need a name like Jasmine, Saffron or Sasha.

>>466810
All my loved familial pets have, over time, adopted the nickname of 'Arsehole'.

>>466810
Mia & Ow

>>466814
He didn't say his cats are Italian.

This sketch was first broadcast 30 years ago today. I'm feeling quite old.

>>466816
I had a similar feeling about The Mighty Boosh TV series being twenty as of this year. That was funny as well, which that cheesy beans sketch wasn't. And he wasn't using parmesan, the bloody idiot.

>>466817

I could never make up my mind if Noel Fielding is just an unfunny git or an absolute genius.

Luxury Comedy was a step down from The Mighty Boosh though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSH4NDeyqLg

Jesus Christ, I think I've been stupid.
Some woman has caught me coming through the front door, saying she's recently moved in and broken hey key to get in, so I gave her my key temporarily as I have other means of accessing the area.
Stupidly I did not ask to see the broken key section to compare to my own - I only saw a key handle.

I did hear someone moving in earlier today.

We had arranaged for the key to be returned to me via a third party, the local shopkeeper I'd previously mentioned in /101/. But now he has a potential copy of the key, meaning he doesn't have to keep knocking on the door for his friend. He's also potentially able to pick up the mysterious letters that're addressed to residents not living here.

Weighing it up It's likely an honest event while I made the mistake of not simply having the person return the key to me personally, but I can't help but feel played by a pretty face.

Noone is around now for me to re-arrange return of the key. Hopefully they're just traveling to move in more stuff, but fuck knows. I'm full of doubt.

>>466818
Luxury Comedy is very interesting, entertaining even. However, it's not that funny, which is bad because someone's gone and put "comedy" right there in the title. Maybe I should give it another try, as I did only watch it the first time around.

I'm currently re-watching Darkplace for the first time in more than ten years. It's making me a bit depressed that I'm now the same age as everyone who starred in this and The Mighty Boosh when they started making these shows. Besides that I think Darkplace is even funnier now than when I first watched it. I don't think I could appreciate lines like "I'll lend you money for a coffee" as a teenager.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c981g43vmmro
>Should we drop ethnic minority for global majority?
>Over the past few years numerous organisations as well as the UK government have dropped the acronym BAME, which stands for black, Asian and minority ethnic.
>another [classification] appears to be building momentum - people of the global majority.

Thank god they got rid of the term BAME but I don't understand why they need to lump together 'black, asian and minority ethnic', plus 2 others, into 'Global Majority'.
What do black and asian (presuming oriental, not sure what the modern term is) and all the others have in common that the various whites don't?

We've some reasonable people here - will you explain it to me?

>>466838

I don't think there is a reasonable explanation. I think it's just a bunch of grifters having a pointless argument about labels. I don't think that choosing "global majority" over "ethnic minority" will make one iota of difference to anyone's life, it's just an invented grievance that only serves the interests of the professionally aggrieved. It's the exact mirror image of people who make their living saying "you can't say anything any more because of the woke brigade".

>>466818
I have never liked Noel Fielding.

>>466838
The term they are looking for is "nonwhite people". But defining such an enormous tranche of society in terms of how they relate to white people totally defeats the object of giving them a name that marks them as the group consisting of all communities that are free of white privilege. So they keep trying to come up with new words to define "everyone else except white people", but because that's such a disparate group, it's impossible unless you do indeed just define them in terms of their relationship to white people, and how they aren't white. Venezuelans and Qataris don't really have anything else in common apart from not being white, and if you do find a common trait, I bet it doesn't also apply to Burmese or Nepalese people, or Native Americans.

I wonder if any of those groups would identify themselves as this new word, or if it would be a word exclusively used by white people who want to appear tolerant. Now I am reminded of the notorious "Latinx" which describes the Latino community, Latina community, and any gender-non-binary Hispanic individuals. Many Hispanic people hate "Latinx" because that's not how genders work in linguistics, and only someone with no knowledge of or exposure to Spanish would ever decide that the Spanish language needs to police itself to appease performative white-American righteousness.

>>466838

Like otherlad says, there's nothing reasonable about it. One of the features you notice with all this identity politics bollocks is that it constantly has to evolve, it can't ever stand still. If it stays still people have time to point out all the ridiculous contradictions and contrivances.

The terms have to keep shifting both to keep their edge over the opposition, but also to act as a kind of test of faith for the followers. Members of the outer party constantly have to keep up with the latest changes to the newspeak dictionary so that it's easier for the inner party to identify and purge potential thought criminals from within their ranks who haven't done their homework, thus maintaining their own position in the heirarchy.

>>466838
Remember how we use terms like the Global South but it ends up so diluted as to be meaningless. Yeah.

>Donna thinks the term has the potential to ruffle feathers. "There will be people out there, white people if you like, who will be agitated by that term, because it is taking away that Eurocentric power, the white supremacy," she said.

If you ever see this stuff and start to get mad then remember that it's coming from an inferiority complex.

>>466844
>if it would be a word exclusively used by white people who want to appear tolerant

I don't like how we play into the fart-sniffing white intellectual trope because it does nothing to address the problem and plays into the delusion of people who see whites listening to them but still reflexively attack them. It's not 'whites', it's institutions and non-white "activists". By-and-large most people view it as a joke regardless of their background or what they look like.

But what do I know - I checked out when equality changed to equity and I'll probably lose my career over that one day.

>>466845
I think you're taking it too seriously as a politics, it's not a serious politics, it's a product. What's cool and how you say it's cool also constantly evolves - because you're always trying to sell the hot new thing, not because MiniCool has decided that Elvis is a doubleplus cancelled unperson. Changing the euphemisms is the same game for corporate HR & PR, and especially for consultancy firms. The problem with old terms isn't that they're contrived and contradictory, it's that everyone knows them already. Nobody's going to give you a million pound contract to give everyone at KPMG training on not saying comedy 1950s slurs in the office, you've got to constantly bring new material to the table. Doing it right creates a nice little market for everyone - the Daily Mail can do numbers decrying your woke crusade, which only reaffirms that your new euphemism really is powerful change-making and not make-work for a fundamentally unchanged society.

You can really put this together when it intersects with "proper" politics: The consultancy firms that brag the loudest about their DEI policies are the ones that stopped giving Labour freebies when they made their leader the guy who'd consider reparations for slavery and colonialism, then started bunging staff into LOTO as a donation-in-kind the moment he'd fucked off and normal service was resumed.

>>466838
>Donna Ali

>Active organiser for Black Lives Matter, Cardiff and the Vale, raising awareness of racial discrimination and hate crimes.

>I am a Welsh, mixed-race woman, my Bangladeshi grandmother married my African American grandfather, and after recently undertaking a DNA test, finding out about my true heritage has helped shape my identity and join the dots for my family members in the USA.

I don't wish to be the arbiter of who is and isn't white, but if you need to take a DNA test to prove you're not white, maybe you can't base your existence around the BAME grift.

>>466850
I think it's more that she's adopted the American mindset than anything else.

>>466849

Of course it isn't serious politics, but that doesn't mean it shouldn't betaken seriously. It is arguably the dominant, hegemonic framework through which any conversation about racial equality or gender equality is conducted today, things which are real serious politics, regardless of how flawed this approach to them is. Not to mention crowding class out of the conversation more often than not. But you don't need another one of my sermons on that.

You slightly misunderstand my Orwellian analogy in that I wasn't talking about external cancel culture, I was talking about the internal workings of the cult. Really it functions as a parlour game and a competition for one specific class of people, the middle class PMC. These are the people who work in the HR departments and the consultancy firms, but they're not the ones in control. They have to pretend they believe wholeheartedly in the message, even though they (the more intelligent among them, at least) know it's all a grift. If you've ever seen much of LinkedIn you will have a sense what I mean by this- They have to toe the party line because their livelihood in the HR industry and general executive management kind of world depends on it. Cancel culture on social media is a byproduct of all this, but being unpersoned is really when some executive finds themselves out of their job because they used the wrong term in a company newsletter and their colleagues throw them under the bus to protect themselves.

In Orwell's book this aspect of competition and suspicion amongst members of the middle class and intelligentsia, while the proletariat are largely irrelevant and the upper class is untouchable was a deliberate analogue to Stalinism, but it applies almost 1:1 exactly the same to the inner workings of the modern liberal PMC. They are the class that represents the biggest threat to power, so they have to endure the most dogmatic brainwashing and be mindbroken the most comprehensively.

Because at the end of the day- And you are absolutely right about this, it is a product- But that's what this product is designed to do.

>>466845
>Members of the outer party constantly have to keep up with the latest changes to the newspeak dictionary so that it's easier for the inner party to identify and purge potential thought criminals from within their ranks who haven't done their homework, thus maintaining their own position in the heirarchy.

I was once a part of a cult-like Discord group in which the admins would cause constant drama events, one after the other, alongside evolving thier group identity and rhetoric. Before long the group had rendered down to its most toxic elements in exactly the way you've described.

I should have learned this reading 1984. I guess I didn't think about it enough.

>>466838
"BAME" never really made sense to me. Where do Slavs fit in to it? Technically they're "minority ethnic", but they don't really get focused on because they don't look like minority ethnics.

>>466854
I always thought it stood for Black/Asian/Middle-Eastern which was another issue with it.

D'y'all ever notice developments in your behaviour over time? A few months ago I started praciticing a retarded hobgoblin laugh, à la Baldurs Gate, with a lot of enphesis on back of the tongue and throat vocalisations. It now regularly takes place of my normal laugh, with little to no intention to actually do it, and it's become embarrassing.

https://youtu.be/D8qAsyPjFX8?t=447

Do you reckon gnocchi in a fry-up would be alright?

>>466857
Replace the other carbs with gnocchi, sell it at the craft ale-cum-bistro pub, whack the price up by £7, done.

>>466856
Yes, but I corrected my posture instead of whatever the fuck you're doing.

I've had asparagus for the first time today. I always thought it'd be awful, like sprouts and burnt farts, but it's actually alright. Tasted like a cross between broccoli and green beans. Probably helped that it was roasted in parmesan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl66pix9TT8

>>466860
They're getting a bit samey, aren't they?

>>466861

Yes. But she's Grace Long. The future patron saint of .gs, once we can get fattychaserlad to swear off Sarah Millican and her squelchy fanny custard.

>>466860
This is so shite I want to walk into that ficitonal restaurant and light myself on fire in front of that boring fucking family just so they have to see it.

>>466862

You'll have me on board in ten years if she puts on five stone and starts making jokes about having sweaty tits.

>>466862

>>466865

> in ten years if she puts on five stone and starts making jokes about having sweaty tits

Sweaty tits are probably a bit of a rare turn on, but who am I to judge.

Sarah Millican's build and figure was in fact much closer in the early 2000s to what Grace Long looks like today. But it's not a fate you wish lightly on somebody.

I really hope Grace Long breaks into television at some point. Besides the bit parts she's had so far. In the long run, I could totally see her doing QI or Cats Does Countdown. She isn't any less funny than somebody like Sara Pascoe or Holly Walsh.

>>466867
Apparently she's already done a 6 episode show on .. BBC Iplayer, I think (maybe 4OD?). Also played a stage somewhere. Just saw it checking out her twitter while looking for that damning quote regarding 40-year-old dads.

>>466865

I've watched the Chris Kaba footage and I've absolutely no idea why this went to a murder trial.

https://x.com/SkyNews/status/1848393888853065808/mediaviewer

>>466868

>while looking for that damning quote regarding 40-year-old dads.

If you've found your audience, just be happy with it.

>>466870

Because of prongs like this:

https://x.com/CrimeLdn/status/1848425545937129517

https://x.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1848438521674994128

>>466869

Would, but Amy Gledhill is fitter.

>>466872
Not being funny right, but why is it always women and/or ethnics?

>>466873

It's not always women and/or ethnics. Sometimes it's white guys who look like they cry after sex.

>>466870
This isn't your fault, but clicking that link and seeing pic related on the other side has made me want to kill myself. This is with uBlock on as well, so it might be even worse without.

>>466875
Use nitter instead and the pain goes away.

>>466876
Most nitter instances are dead, and as soon as one is discovered it tends to get swamped and fall over.

>>466875
I really don't get "Use your Google account to sign into [not Google]." Does anyone do it? I really don't trust Google at all, and every website in the world can be categorised as either "I already have an account, thank you" or "I will die before I log in to you fuckers". Perhaps it helps websites get more accounts to tell people they already have an account, and it's their Google one, but wouldn't the websites themselves rather have accounts created with them directly if at all possible?

>>466878

It's convenient, because it usually only takes two or three clicks to create an account and you don't have to remember another password. Obviously everyone should be using password managers, but they aren't. For websites that implement it, it's a trade-off between increasing your sign-ups because of that ease of use, versus ceding a (very limited) amount of control to a third party. That's generally a very favourable trade-off.

It's implemented through an open standard called OAuth, so any website can accept sign-ins from any provider offering an OAuth service - you can sign in to Twitter using your Google account, but you can sign in to loads of other websites using your Twitter account. The standard is quite well designed, so there aren't any serious privacy or security concerns. Mildly amusing trivia: the current version of the OAuth standard was proposed by a Microsoft employee called Dick Hardt.

>>466870
Wondered what that was when it was on the news (which I had on mute) last night. I thought surely people couldn't be upset about a guy who drove his car into police, despite being stopped and warned they were armed police, being shot. But looks like that is the case.

Weird.

>>466879
Pen and paper under the desk, the only manager you'll ever need.

>>466880
There's a fair few people who are desperate to LARP as Americans. They badly want for this country to have its version of George Floyd, so they have a habit of making absolute cunts their poster boys.

>>466878

I specifically only use the Google sign in option for sites that I never use unless I have to, and wouldn't normally visit. It's just easier than creating a whole new username and login etc for a website I don't give a fuck about.

I also hate Google, but my theory is this actually works to my advantage. Because the only thing I use Google for is things I wouldn't ordinarily use, the picture they have built up of me is practically the opposite of who I really am. In the apocalyptic robot takeover of 2037 I will be like a ghost in the system, able to slip past the facial recognition drones and wage guerilla warfare unhindered.

Business idea: Scented candles moulded as big exotic animal dicks, like Bad Dragon dildos.

I think I'll need about ten grand to get going. Mainly for research and prototyping. Stocks and shares lads, you want to get on this on the ground floor. Let me know.

>>466884
I have 3d cad models of a lot of Bad Dragon products, for some reason. I'm sure they're out there on t'net if you look.

I've had to write in someone's leaving card today and I've realised that my message could be construed as passive aggressive. It wasn't my intention, although she won't be missed.

>>466885

>You wouldn't DOWNLOAD an 8 inch knotted FOX DILDO

How much are 3D printers these days, then?

>>466887
very little, although if you want to print an 18" bum-splitter, you'll need to either do it in 2 pieces, or buy something a bit more expensive. (or modify / build your own with a bigger Z axis)
Despite being a colossal pervert, and owning 4 3d printers, I've never succumbed. Probably because even the flexible resins aren't wobbly enough. Yet

Thinking about it a bit more, you'd probably be best printing a mould and pouring yourself a silicone dong. Then you could print the mould as big as you like, in sections. See you in /uhu/ and then post-A&E in /fat/

I am shocked to learn that Chris Kaba was a naughty boy.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyly5122yeo

If I can't literally be Lilijunex then I'm not interested.

The rate of bitter and increasingly right-wing posting on this website maps exactly to the uptick in posting about extreme sex acts.

>>466890
It does rub me slightly the wrong way that the coppers are essentially briefing against a bloke they shot in the head. Any potential charges Chris Kaba might have ended up facing have no bearing on his shooting, because they didn't expect Chris Kaba to be driving that car. Also I heard Mark Rowley essentially whinging that the trial even happening had been terribly unfair, but I don't see what's unfair about there being a trial after someone's been shot in the head and killed. The police, directly, kill a few people a year in this country and overwhelmingly it's deemed to have been a proportionate response, so in my opinion the head of the Met alleging coppers are hard done by and can't do their jobs anymore sounds just as daft as people making out like Chris Kaba was being entirely sensible when he tried his Sergeant Bash impression in front of the Flying Squad. The problem is Rowley's the head of the Met so I'd like him to be a bit less daft than that, if possible.

>>466892

Is this right wing posting in the room with us right now? Get a grip lad.

>>466894
A grip on what? Your inflatable knot animal dildo? No ta.

>>466895

It's not very progressive to be homophobic and furryist, is it. Pot calling the kettle black much?

>>466896
The thing about re-using other people's comebacks is they don't always fit the situation and you just look stupid.

>>466897

>you just look stupid

I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous comment.

Left-winger who likes to use sexually humiliating insults is an old hand here.

>>466898

Never mind the fact nobody said anything about furries or homosexuals, it's not your comment, is it? It's something you read somewhere else that seemed really cutting at the time and you've just been itching to find a context where you could bring it out. Sadly, like most other things in your life, you failed at that.

>>466899

If we're thinking of the same poster then describing them as left wing is charitable, it's just some schizo who thinks everyone who disagrees with them is an alt-righter and acts belligerently towards everyone for a while until they get a ban.

Also that one lad with the anger issues who always describes some kind of ultra-violent fantasy towards minor grievances. Not saying they're the same person but still.

>>466901
True, if he was a lefty, he would probably struggle massively making friends with any other lefties (or anyone). I don't find him or the other chap quite as bad as Doesn't-realise-obnoxious-sarcasm-is-neither-useful-nor-funny Man, but I've never suffered the other two's wrath.