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New weekend thread: Big Fat Quiz edition. |
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I was, in fact, just watching The Big Fat Quiz of the Year. It has made me think: perhaps I hate all comedians. Normally, there are good ones and bad ones doing the rounds, but I've stopped getting comedy from everywhere that I used to discover good comedians, so now all I see are the same three Avalon employees that are on every single panel show. I still enjoy panel shows, but I don't know if I enjoy a single comedian's output on any of them. |
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What was wrong with the trainspotting version? |
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paul-new-movie-images-1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The movie Paul is oddly preachy, in a way that eluded me the first time I watched it. |
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Talking pannel shows, 8 cats specifically, I watched one recently online with this horrendously autistic/atypical male comedian. I hesitated bringing it up earlier because it'd just be another Rosey Jones, but this time worse. Much worse. This time we were actively laughing at the condition exhibited through the guys behaviour. It was horrible, there's no surprise I can't easily find him online. He looks like a mong and acts like a mong. A couple of his jokes were alright but it's way to beaaaaaanz. |
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Josh Pugh.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468289 |
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Spent some time around my cousin and still resisted the temptation to ask him if any of his contacts in the industry could help me out. He's not the only one I could ask, either. I've just kept it to myself as a point of pride. It's a weird one, just don't know if I could (or would want to) avoid the guilt of nepotism. |
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I haven't been able to enjoy panel shows since realising that a lot of the jokes are just recycled from the guest's stand-up routines. It makes complete sense, and I'm not slating any comics for doing that, but now when I watch a panel show it gives me the sense of trying to listen to a song by skipping from a verse to a chorus and back again, in seconds long intervals. |
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brit man.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468297 |
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I wish I was rich so I could buy completely fucking insane outfits. Dressing like I was half-mad would definitely be my rich person hobby. Not that I don't have other things I like to do, it's just that none of them are especially costly. |
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Watched New Year's Taskmaster. Mel Blatt looks like a working class version of Victoria Coren Mitchell. Absolutely would. |
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0_Taskmasters-New-Year-Treat.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468312 |
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I drank too much black tea during my spot of house renovation today, and I'm having trouble falling asleep. Tea doesn't normally do that with me. Or maybe I'm just having trouble coming down and unwinding, after doing brick work for ten hours straight today. |
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What is the point, what is the fucking evolutionary point of nasal congestion? |
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Keep an eye on H5N1 lads. |
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Sad to see OTYKEN behind the scenes and it being the producer bullying them and hogging the limelight. |
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The Trainline notified me of my "Year In Trains". The only train I took in 2024 was on New Years day, from where I was on holiday, to back home. |
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I just rediscovered my diaries/journals that I kept from when I was about 15, through to 22-23ish. I was a withdrawn misfit in school, and I only really came out of my shell at uni, so especially the journals from about year 9 to year 11 were decidedly less salacious than something like The Inbetweeners. But with eons of distance now, it's still fascinating to delve back into all my anxieties and moans about life as a younglad, with the occasional love interest mixed in, which usually, but not always ended nowhere. It's kind of a compelling read. Although the further I go back, the more difficult it becomes to put myself back into the mind of the 15- or 16 year old that I once was. |
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26M.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I bet this was one of you, wasn't it? |
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gbh0hc0egcxb1.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468477 |
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I had similarly depersonalising moment over Christmas when I noticed pictures of myself when I was in my late teens. It's about 15-20 years later and I don't even recognise the person in the pictures anymore, if I saw him in a crowd he'd just be another face. |
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I'm about to make goulash from scratch for the first time in my life. |
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goulash.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468538 |
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My new PC arrived, so much of the day was spent sorting that. |
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Been on the sick all weekend and have filled my time in by accidentally falling into the mechanical keyboard rabbit hole again. |
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I just took my kitten to get spayed at my registered vet, and they asked on the paperwork "Do you want your cats claws clipped" and I circled 'No'. |
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In the inner-city and even beyond, boys who are vulnerable to the street begin by pulling their trousers down their backsides. Having a trouser that cannot be pulled down, but that can be recognised easily by a cleverly positioned logo so that teachers can hold their standards high with the kids, means that vulnerable boys in the inner-city are more likely to feel as if they belong to the school. |
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I don't get it. I've been watching a lot of twitch streamers lately and they seem to keep multiple streams running across numerous monitors. I've just checked my PCs resurces and a single stream is using 25% CPU and GPU capacity - sure I'm on lower end hardware but my point is that reducing stream quality lowers this dramatically. Yet here you have people running multiple streams and resource heavy programs, presumably at 1080p, like it's nothing. They've the hardware but why do it? Even the energy cost difference is significant - I've gone through about £4 this week through my coin-op meter, whereas I'd usually use less than £1. |
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maxresdefault.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Today I made one of those Lidl bee (and insect) hotels. I got it as an impulse purchase and didn't realise what I was getting myself into as I've now got to think about maintenance and positioning so it can stay warm and dry. |
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prim.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Is this why gorillas are so angry? |
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Just pulled something in my lower back while cleaning house. I'll have friends over tomorrow afternoon. I hope the two 400mg Ibuprofen tablets I just took will do their job, so I can continue vacuuming and mopping the floor. I'm not normally a clean freak, but I don't want the place looking like a dump. I probably haven't given the bathroom a good clean since Christmas. |
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I ordered a half-and-half pizza. The Neopolitan half I knew would have olives, but I forgot that the veggie half would also. I am now a salt based life form |
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Chicken, peppers and sweetcorn. Every time. Delicious. |
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In the past four months I've been told I look "like World War One" by a drunk guy (because of my moustache) and yesterday I was told I looked "a bit Second World War" by a colleague (because I was doing a light-tough Field Marshall Montgomery fit/LARP, I think). I may be onto something here... |
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That Cyclone on Gladiators definitely has a willy. |
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Just got a spontaneous nosebleed while I was in the shower. It looked like somebody was in the process of dismembering a body. |
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hagg.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Fury is the fittest Gladiator. Fact. The problem with the revival is that they have extremely little charisma. |
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I'm really developing a habit of buying loads of old used CDs I've always wanted, most of them off eBay. At the moment I'm expecting as many as four different CDs in the post. I've probably spent £150 in the last six months. |
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Fourth pressing.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468722 |
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bb days.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Everyone always says January drags on almost infinitely, and last year, I noticed that it really did. Based on my own subjective perception, about 40% of 2024 was January. But this year, I didn't think it was dragging as much. Until just now. There's just one more week - an entire whole working week - of January left. Jesus. |
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image_2025-01-30_095520876.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468727 |
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I don't want to raise any alarm bells but I just went to buy some chocolate and my card was declined due to the Barclays outage. Seems quite cunty to do that kind of hack on the last day of the month in January. |
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I've had a cold all week, but tonight I feel like having a few beers. |
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My brain has decided to remember a conversation I had on MSN Messenger where the girl I was speaking to tried to persuade me that I'd said I wanted to suck a dick when I said I'd never tried cunnilingus but liked the sound of it. Explaining the etymology of "cunt" didn't persuade her otherwise. That was maybe 20 years ago and it hasn't been relevant since, what am I supposed to do with this memory? |
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I've had a lass related brain malady for a couple of days now too. I can't get this image of womans face out of my head, she's attractive, to me, but I legitimately don't know if I've met her in real life while I was drunk or tired, or have I just seen a photo of her online? It's very weird. |
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I don't think I've seen the fit Amazon driver since last summer. It's a good thing if she's managed to get a better job, but she was a lot easier on the eye than the assorted Eastern European and brown men who've taken her place. |
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Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I wiped down the kitchen, hoovered and mopped and then baked some brownies and ate them all. I took a picture first that I might send to a women in the middle of next week as a kind of "haha, I'm interesting. Maybe we could bake together some day and make our own heat ;)". It's surprising how good I am at procrastinating. |
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I've just spent a literal hour sat still in my armchair surfing the Internet on my laptop. |
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The early Two Pints episodes are actually pretty BRILLIANT comedy. Even for their time. They're good fun. |
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Generative AI made a lesbian I respect upset. As such I'm left with no alternative but to go completely Tracer Tong on the whole AI shebang. |
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p01m20g5.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468810 |
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947jbvv9d1b21.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468809 |
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I'm feeling strangely organised this year. I'm already all set for Father's Day presents, even though it isn't until June, and I've almost got enough for my mum to cover her birthday and Mother's Day. |
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1765.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() RIP ARE TONY |
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sherlock-martin-freeman.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468816 |
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I'd love Ben Childs's job. Getting to be a newspaper's manchild-at-large is such an ace gig. |
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discrot.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Just spotted some disc rot on my copy of But Seriously by Phil Collins. First pressing, 1989. See the pattern in the red circle. |
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All-The-Presidents-Men-Review-scaled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Just spent about five minutes making myself laugh, as I reimagined the final act of All the President's Men as Woodward and Bernstein tooling up and gunning their way through the White House, all shot like some kind of John Woo film. "You can't kill me, I'm CIA...", "I'll CIA-you in Hell" *bang*! I know it's a true story, but you can take some liberties here and there. |
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Putting the washing machine on to spin and drain after it's done a wash is like the housework equivalent of snoozing your alarm on a morning. |
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I was in town the other day and this old man behind me fucking faceplanted the the pavement. I thought he was a child at first and left him to be tended by a parent, only a while later people came running over to help him, an old man, who must have been knocked out briefly. He was on the floor a good 20 seconds before anyone came to his aid. |
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Do you think Olivia Colman is related to the people who make Colman’s mustard? |
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What a shitty day. I can't even hope for a better Sunday because I'm working and there are bastarding train strikes. Still, new jeans coming Tuesday. Those'll see me right. |
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>TikTok is being sued by the parents of four British teenagers who believe their children died after taking part in viral trends that circulated on the video-sharing platform in 2022. |
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Father-Brown-season-12.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Fuck me, even Father Brown now has the 'pale brown female sidekick' shoehorned into it. Nothing is sacred. |
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127967.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468899 |
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Jesus have youtubers ever heard of any philosopher other than Carl Jung. |
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Bunty Filth.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>468900 |
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Today I've been to a Barnardo's megastore. I've no idea how they actually make money as their prices were ridiculous. Things like charging £15 for a second-hand pair of Tesco's trousers or £20 for a retro England shirt that was covered in stains. |
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Yesterday/today I made the sex. She's smitten with me and things are good but she's here on a two-year placement from the US (on American money) and while being 34 she's undecided on having children whereas I'd like to have some. I've telegraphed massively what I want and she's not said no. |
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I don't remember which of you two was talking about "AI" eroding critical thinking faculties but apparently Microsoft did some research that confirms it. |
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Philly.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Watching the Superbowl tonight and I'm debating getting a takeaway for a very late dinner, as is the tradition, but I never know the right time for it. I had one disastrous year where I missed the half-time show because I went out and got stuck waiting for a restaurant to cook my food. |
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I was in Holland & Barrett and a middle aged African woman who could barely speak English was trying to get help from staff. After lots of miscommunication, it turned out she wanted ginger and turmeric shots. She bought a whole bunch of ginger shots and also some turmeric tablets as I don't think both are combined into one shot. As she was paying a separate middle aged African woman who could barely speak English, who was not associated with the first one, was trying to get help from staff. After lots of miscommunication, it seemed she also was there to buy ginger and turmeric shots. |
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It has come to my attention that "white onions" are apparently not the same as "brown onions". Given that every shop I have ever seen only seems to sell two types of onions - red ones and normal ones - where am I supposed to find these alleged white onions? Am I meant to be using pickled onions, or spring onions, or what? |
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Onion Johnny.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469014 |
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Best get started on making my minestrone now. |
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If I had a time machine and was able to go back to the medieval period would the cows, pigs and everything look all different to nowadays because it was before selective breeding? |
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What is the polite time interval between doorbell rings when somebody isn't answering their door right away? I went over to my neighbour's this afternoon and waited about 30 seconds before I rang his bell a second time, and when he eventually came to the door he was a bit miffed and said "I heard you the first fucking time". |
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This morning I have witnessed one of the largest arses I've ever seen in my life. |
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Athena Demos.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469144 |
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sfw.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469145 |
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lorraine-kelly-at-jonathan-ross-show_8.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469147 |
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8pkl61-2111868094.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't want to be a spoil sport, but I'm concerned this is going to turn into a "jerkmate" kind of situation if we're not careful. |
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I went out for a few drinks with friends last night and it turns out a couple of them are into consensual non-consent. I've nothing against that, I just don't get the practicalities of how it actually works. I would have asked, but the conversation moved on how to one of them likes it when she gets choked during sex and the other likes it when she gets punched in the face during it. |
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Are gaming chairs practical as office chairs, e.g. |
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CXe6j.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469235 |
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I'm watching the BRIT Awards on TV, and it feels very strange. I don't normally watch them, so maybe it's like this every year, but it's like nobody wants to be there. Jason Isaacs presented an award while moaning that none of the acts had turned up to collect their awards, and Stormzy was very grateful for his award, but said he shouldn't have won it and they shouldn't let people vote for awards. Everyone else has used their acceptance speeches to criticise the music industry. The Last Dinner Party said we should all go to small independent music venues and stop going to the O2 Arena, where the awards ceremony is being held. |
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How the fuck are you supposed to open those orange-wrapped smoked cheese sausage things without making a mess? |
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Yesterday I had tenderstem broccoli on a pizza, was alright. |
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I'm really disappointed by the chili seeds from Homebase. It's been close to a month and only two of my six Cayenne seeds have come up. So I've swapped them out for seeds from a sachet I bought last year from B&Q, with which I didn't have that problem at all. |
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So hang on, are you lot telling me Charlie XCX writes and produces her own material and had an organic start playing small pubs and clubs while she shopped demos around to the labels? Because I don't know much about her but I somehow doubt it. |
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I was awake at 5am this morning. Things on my mind, couldn't sleep. Tried to lie-in for another hour, but at 6:15 I thought, sod this, I'm getting up. I don't think I slept more than three hours in total. |
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