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New weekday thread. |
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>How's it going, lads? |
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20250303_102228974.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() TOOOOONYYYYYYY |
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We've no more predicted frosts here but the last average frost date isn't until April. It's going to be a month of temptation. |
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417453.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469259 |
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latest.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() You can tell it's spring because I've had to hear some dickhead drilling all morning. Isn't it interesting how that works, I'm sure I'm going to love hearing every cunts DIY project when it gets hot enough to necessitate leaving the window open. |
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Last night me and my mate were talking about Starmer and Trump's meeting and I joked that Starmer looked like "brined pork" sat next to Trump it's high-tier jochular bantering we get up to, we should start a podcast or something. Anyway, it occurs to me that all I did was convergently evolve the "gammon" insult that's been around for years without realising it until earlier this morning. |
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I don't know if this is a thing, but are there headphones I can use on PC that mean only I can hear my PC's sound, but with me also being able to hear my environment? |
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Audio_Technica_ATH_EQ300M_-1100x642-2087270493.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469271 |
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How do you know which hairstyles will suit you? |
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Currently in between ovens and down to a pair of electric hobs, an air fryer and a microwave. Let me tell you, inspirition is very much not striking, even given my status as the best cook on .gs. |
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Went in for a haircut today and it looks a bit wonky, which I only realised when I got back home. It doesn't look terrible, but it's still a bit off. |
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I ordered a pair of fancy dress shoes and they make a loud clack clack sound when I'm walking around. Makes me wonder about the sounds of the street back when traditionally made shoes with leather soles were the norm. Must've been an entire cacophony of clack clack clacking. I don't fancy announcing my presence with every step so I'm gonna need to add some rubber pads to the soles or summat. |
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>UK asset manager Abrdn renames itself Aberdeen |
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mjLCDXtFJeBT.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469291 |
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I decided to tidy the back of my hair up with a razor and now I have agonising razor burns on the back of my neck. They're very visible too, so can hardly claim to have actually "tidied" anything, as now it looks like I might have a disease. |
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If you wanted a classic car with an electric engine and brakes that weren’t shit, wouldn’t it be easier to do this to a replica rather than an original one? There must be a company out there that will put Delorean bodies onto Teslas rather than the other way round. |
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Just ate a whole tin of chili con carne from Asda. Seemed like the least amount of effort. |
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13470150165_63c15b4586_b.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It's perhaps not entirely earned, but I'm of the opinion that my impoverished upbringing and long simmering frustration with the world around me gives me a degree, albeit a minor one, of commonality with some of the stories portrayed in a lot of the rap music I listen to. This is despite never being more than three feet from a dairy cow and being as white as their milk. However, I'll admit the Danny Brown lyric that's been stuck in my head and that I can't stop mumbling to myself while I'm doing whatever ("this that black lives matter, still sniff cocaine") is completely out of my wheelhouse and I really need to expel it ASAP. |
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I miss giro day. It used to create a real sense of community spirit. |
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I'm seeing someone who has had to work abroad for a week so we've mostly been keeping up with messaging. I reckon I'm pretty bad at this, I don't really do 'owt or think to take pictures of myself so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to talk to her about. |
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You can get a free Whopper from Burger King today. |
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Here’s a thought: in 2004, Poland joined the EU. Famously, many Polish people migrated here, often working as builders. They built this country for us, or have been doing since 2004 anyway. Now, whenever I look out of the window, I think to myself, “This country looks like shit. It looks like Poland probably looked 20 years ago.” Do you think the Polish immigrants did that on purpose? |
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Since putting on a bit of weight I've noticed I have much less energy. It's ridiculous how easily I'm getting tired. I definitely need to be more active. |
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I'm going to see what all this Burger King shit is about. I'll see you in a few hours. |
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I'd post a fight club image but I'm too done. |
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Weird question, but are there fewer slags around these days? Are young women more demure, or have I just lost the ability to recognise the kind of woman who will wank you off behind the bins for two WKDs and a packet of fags? Have apps fundamentally changed the sexual economy, or was this an earlier change related to the death of lad culture? |
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Why do my film cameras, where the paint has worn away to expose the brass, smell distinctly of garlic? |
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1024px-Columba_palumbus_-garden_post-8.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I had a complete wood pigeon invasion here just a minute ago. I've got a bird feeder in the back garden that attracts a good bit of wildlife, but six or seven wood pigeons all at the same time was a bit much. I tried to take a photo of them for .gs, but I guess I startled them and off they went. |
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You reckon t'pope's gonna die, then? |
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I swear that 'toastie' bread used to be a lot thicker than it is these days. |
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I've just spent £20 on EuroMillions tickets. What should I treat us to when I win the jackpot? |
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My bank just charged me £4 for using their customer car park the other day, while the barriers were up, although one of their staff told me a while ago that that usually means there's a malfunction, so that parking is free of charge for anybody who enters and exits during that time. You've normally got a 30-minute period where it's free for you as their customer, and after that, it's £2 an hour. You have to swipe your debit card and it's then directly billed to your account. |
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I just realised "gamer" is going to become the male equivalent of "spinster" in the coming decades. |
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GUZO9eIWsAAqkcj.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It's cold again. I think I was experiencing photosynthesis, I don't want to go back. |
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Literally moments away from getting into bed and I remembered I have washing hanging out. Stupid memory, I should start drinking more. |
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hq720.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Just fixed our family's old sewing machine, a Brother 345 from the 1960s. Well chuffed with myself. The electric motor was burned out, and it's next to impossible to find a modern motor with the same or similar enough specs. I guess technology has changed. Anyway, found somebody on Gumtree who was selling that exact motor for £15. Can't complain. |
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I'm gonna have wraps for tea when I get home from work. How do I elevate them? So far I'm thinking of: |
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Someone from the council came to look my shared home, and I've just found out that they may be issuing an emergency prohibition order by the end of the week. |
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