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New weekday thread. |
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>How's it going, lads? |
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20250303_102228974.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() TOOOOONYYYYYYY |
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We've no more predicted frosts here but the last average frost date isn't until April. It's going to be a month of temptation. |
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417453.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469259 |
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latest.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() You can tell it's spring because I've had to hear some dickhead drilling all morning. Isn't it interesting how that works, I'm sure I'm going to love hearing every cunts DIY project when it gets hot enough to necessitate leaving the window open. |
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Last night me and my mate were talking about Starmer and Trump's meeting and I joked that Starmer looked like "brined pork" sat next to Trump it's high-tier jochular bantering we get up to, we should start a podcast or something. Anyway, it occurs to me that all I did was convergently evolve the "gammon" insult that's been around for years without realising it until earlier this morning. |
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I don't know if this is a thing, but are there headphones I can use on PC that mean only I can hear my PC's sound, but with me also being able to hear my environment? |
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Audio_Technica_ATH_EQ300M_-1100x642-2087270493.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469271 |
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How do you know which hairstyles will suit you? |
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Currently in between ovens and down to a pair of electric hobs, an air fryer and a microwave. Let me tell you, inspirition is very much not striking, even given my status as the best cook on .gs. |
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Went in for a haircut today and it looks a bit wonky, which I only realised when I got back home. It doesn't look terrible, but it's still a bit off. |
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I ordered a pair of fancy dress shoes and they make a loud clack clack sound when I'm walking around. Makes me wonder about the sounds of the street back when traditionally made shoes with leather soles were the norm. Must've been an entire cacophony of clack clack clacking. I don't fancy announcing my presence with every step so I'm gonna need to add some rubber pads to the soles or summat. |
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>UK asset manager Abrdn renames itself Aberdeen |
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before-and-after.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469285 |
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mjLCDXtFJeBT.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469291 |
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I decided to tidy the back of my hair up with a razor and now I have agonising razor burns on the back of my neck. They're very visible too, so can hardly claim to have actually "tidied" anything, as now it looks like I might have a disease. |
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If you wanted a classic car with an electric engine and brakes that weren’t shit, wouldn’t it be easier to do this to a replica rather than an original one? There must be a company out there that will put Delorean bodies onto Teslas rather than the other way round. |
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Just ate a whole tin of chili con carne from Asda. Seemed like the least amount of effort. |
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13470150165_63c15b4586_b.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It's perhaps not entirely earned, but I'm of the opinion that my impoverished upbringing and long simmering frustration with the world around me gives me a degree, albeit a minor one, of commonality with some of the stories portrayed in a lot of the rap music I listen to. This is despite never being more than three feet from a dairy cow and being as white as their milk. However, I'll admit the Danny Brown lyric that's been stuck in my head and that I can't stop mumbling to myself while I'm doing whatever ("this that black lives matter, still sniff cocaine") is completely out of my wheelhouse and I really need to expel it ASAP. |
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I miss giro day. It used to create a real sense of community spirit. |
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I'm seeing someone who has had to work abroad for a week so we've mostly been keeping up with messaging. I reckon I'm pretty bad at this, I don't really do 'owt or think to take pictures of myself so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to talk to her about. |
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You can get a free Whopper from Burger King today. |
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Here’s a thought: in 2004, Poland joined the EU. Famously, many Polish people migrated here, often working as builders. They built this country for us, or have been doing since 2004 anyway. Now, whenever I look out of the window, I think to myself, “This country looks like shit. It looks like Poland probably looked 20 years ago.” Do you think the Polish immigrants did that on purpose? |
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Since putting on a bit of weight I've noticed I have much less energy. It's ridiculous how easily I'm getting tired. I definitely need to be more active. |
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I'm going to see what all this Burger King shit is about. I'll see you in a few hours. |
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I'd post a fight club image but I'm too done. |
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Weird question, but are there fewer slags around these days? Are young women more demure, or have I just lost the ability to recognise the kind of woman who will wank you off behind the bins for two WKDs and a packet of fags? Have apps fundamentally changed the sexual economy, or was this an earlier change related to the death of lad culture? |
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Why do my film cameras, where the paint has worn away to expose the brass, smell distinctly of garlic? |
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1024px-Columba_palumbus_-garden_post-8.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I had a complete wood pigeon invasion here just a minute ago. I've got a bird feeder in the back garden that attracts a good bit of wildlife, but six or seven wood pigeons all at the same time was a bit much. I tried to take a photo of them for .gs, but I guess I startled them and off they went. |
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You reckon t'pope's gonna die, then? |
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I swear that 'toastie' bread used to be a lot thicker than it is these days. |
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I've just spent £20 on EuroMillions tickets. What should I treat us to when I win the jackpot? |
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My bank just charged me £4 for using their customer car park the other day, while the barriers were up, although one of their staff told me a while ago that that usually means there's a malfunction, so that parking is free of charge for anybody who enters and exits during that time. You've normally got a 30-minute period where it's free for you as their customer, and after that, it's £2 an hour. You have to swipe your debit card and it's then directly billed to your account. |
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I just realised "gamer" is going to become the male equivalent of "spinster" in the coming decades. |
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GUZO9eIWsAAqkcj.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It's cold again. I think I was experiencing photosynthesis, I don't want to go back. |
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Literally moments away from getting into bed and I remembered I have washing hanging out. Stupid memory, I should start drinking more. |
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hq720.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Just fixed our family's old sewing machine, a Brother 345 from the 1960s. Well chuffed with myself. The electric motor was burned out, and it's next to impossible to find a modern motor with the same or similar enough specs. I guess technology has changed. Anyway, found somebody on Gumtree who was selling that exact motor for £15. Can't complain. |
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I'm gonna have wraps for tea when I get home from work. How do I elevate them? So far I'm thinking of: |
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Someone from the council came to look my shared home, and I've just found out that they may be issuing an emergency prohibition order by the end of the week. |
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I don't much care to have my chap flopping around. Maybe I'd feel differently if my cock was massive too, but I was not so blessed. |
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I've been catching up with Gladiators on iPlayer and I'm convinced it's rigged. If there's a large points gap between the contestants then the Gladiators quite clearly go easy on the one behind while targeting the one in the lead so that there isn't too much of a head start in the eliminator. |
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1_GP6213938.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469421 |
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Remember that big fat musician who was popular a few years ago? He was called something like Beefcap or Pufferman or something. He was rubbish. |
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Having a curry on a weeknight was a mistake. I struggled to do anything last night and I'm struggling today, I just want to sit on my arse watching an old movie. |
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HAIL STORM. |
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I bet most people don't even realise how much space you save when you take your Chicago Towns, fish pies, and lasagnes out of the cardboard box before you put them in the freezer. Absolute mindless NPC drones most people aren't they. |
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GkcMnM9XoAEXWC0.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469432 |
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I think I might be turning into one of those crusty old men who boils a perpetual stew every day. I've been persting with boiled lentils and onions but I can't keep it from boiling over. Not only that but I haven't washed my cothes in a month and seem to becoming increasingly retarded. |
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Had McDonald's this evening. On an order for five people there were five items missing, which seems to be a not uncommon occurrence with them. I can't ever recall going to a Burger King and having them not bring everything out. |
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All this talk about DIY has got me wondering. The pipes under my kitchen sink were designed by a spacker, so I had to call in a plumber to unblock them at least once or twice a year, at £80 a pop. Once I got the gist of what he was doing, I ordered an electric drain auger for £100 and have since saved hundreds of pounds unblocking my own pipes. Could I run a decent side hustle as a simple unblocker of drains or do I need to be a certified plumber? |
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An Amazon delivery driver seems to always get confused on his route and leave packages for other buildings in my downstairs delivery box. I didn't think much of it on Monday and just put it on the end of the boxes so he can realise his mistake but then it just ended up back at my box. |
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Getting proper full fibre broadband put in next week me. |
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I have got Wordle in two guesses on three separate occasions in the past week and a half. |
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I know three male primary school teachers and two of them are gay. Is it a stereotype? |
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Just had a Murrikin in front of me in the queue at the service station. I gathered that he just got off the plane a few days ago, and he got chatty with servicestationlad, and kept saying that fuel prices were incredibly expensive over here, and something like, "How do you guys afford this?". Servicestationlad then pointed at Septiclad's Nissan Juke hire car outside and said, well, a car like that probably gets better fuel economy than a big American truck. But Septiclad said, "Yeah, but still... eight bucks a gallon... that's scary!". |
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I've had my £15 thermos flask from Mountain Warehouse for little over 3 weeks, refilled multiple times a day, and it's already broken. I can't find a failure in the lining nor is it leaking, but I can feel the heat seeping through it's double layer and it holds for less than an hour now when it say's 8. |
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hqdefault.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469461 |
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If they're putting .gs lads in the infantry, myself included, then whatever war we're fighting has long passed the point where we stood a chance of victory. |
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I find that an hour is a very long time for a lunch break when I'm WFH. |
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The news ticker/adverts on my phone that I can't turn off just said something about Starmer abolishing the NHS. |
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peugeot_106.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Comically .gs problem: I've got a real hankering to buy an old Peugeot 106 as a project car, but there's no way that my girlfriend would fit in it. |
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Untitled.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Does anyone remember that televised meditation broadcast around the 90s/00s, perfromed by a young kid around 14 years, over the course of a week or so? |
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Why the fuck is my TV licence now £15 a month? |
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Toying with the idea of using 'hyphenated' as a slur prefix. |
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What I don't like when I'm feeling poorly is when my balls feel really heavy and achy. |
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The bastard car needs de-icing for the first time in ages. Fuck this. |
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I'm writing a story as practice, not a very good one. And I want to put a passage about meeting someone, and say something like "I don't believe in physiognomy, due to it being a pseudoscience, but if I did believe in it, I would assume that this man is likely to be a bad person", because the narrator is a stupid retard. Later on he says something like "I don't believe in physiognomy, due to it being a pseudoscience, but if I did believe in it, I would assume that this man is likely to be trustworthy". |
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A political lesbian is someone who becomes a lesbian for political reasons. |
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So we're on about Britta? |
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scrummy.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469550 |
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I think it would be nice if I could go one month of my life, one month, without having Gang Bang by Black Lace pop into my head. |
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This year my daughter's school will be decorating potatoes for Easter instead of eggs due to allergies. Seems like nonsense to me. |
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I heard about simfree smartphones and presumed they're basically wifienabled mini-computers that can make calls via VOIP rather than an actual mobile phone, but searching for 'simless phone' is only bringing up handset deals that don't include nor tie the device to a single network. |
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>>469561 E-sims are a thing, where there's a not-a-sim soldered down. However, why not just buy a phone you like and not fit a SIM? My tablet has a SIM slot that I've never used and likely never will. Could you just buy a small tablet without a phone bit? The telephony section of your phone doesn't add much cost or power, and if it's the tracking that worries you, I don't know how to help. Perhaps an OS build without phone support, or open the phone and butcher anything that looks like an antenna, while hoping not to knacker the wifi? |
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Turns out if you put the prepackaged udon noodles in boiling water for a few minutes and prod them occasionally they separate nicely. |
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Crusher Logic.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I measured my feet at the weekend and got considerably shorter than what I had thought my feet were. After double checking using a pen and some carboard, I decided to to go a shoe store and nothing fit in my supposed new shoes size. |
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GmUTXrjaQAAqJfr.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Broken Britain |
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Can any of you lads feel electricity? When I touch certain parts of what are supposedly grounded/insulated electrical items like the casing of laptops and some light fittings they feel sort of vibratey or even sting a little. Only when they're plugged in and on, it's really tangible. I assumed it was normal but I've asked other people to touch the same things to see if they can too but nobody ever seems to. |
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>>469572 yes, absolutely. It's leakage current, which is inevitable in a double insulated mains powered product, but has to be kept below a feelable but far from lethal current, as part of getting your product CE (or UKCA) marked and on to the market. Stuff that will have a direct connection to the body, rather than through the skin, like medical products, has to meet more stringent limits. |
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I can also hear the high pitched whine of a lot of electronics, which apparently is not as normal as I thought it was. Most people have no idea what I'm on about when I say the sound of the lights is annoying me. |
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Left the space heater on in the basement again. Probably since Saturday night. Which is very expensive when it adds up like that. |
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design-carousel-1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Thinking of getting the Creative Sound Blaster GS3, but the fact it has RGB makes me wary of it. Can an under-monitor soundbar really compete with 2.0 speakers? |
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Twice in the past week or so I've had someone try and sell me a new front door, separate businesses but both under the guise that they're fitting a new front door for one of my neighbours. |
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HEA25_3_1800x1800.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469637 |
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chud.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Thought you might like this :) |
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It's Mother's Day on Sunday, have you remembered to get a prezzie? |
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battle axe.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469645 |
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I ordered a takeaway over the weekend and the order had an option for a free drink. I got the "can of water" because I don't drink pop anymore. I just had the can of water and it feels completely insane drinking still water like that, but fair play to the numerous people who have no doubt made millions from putting water into a can and selling it. Weird times. |
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A friend of mine was on a reality TV show but he's such a nice person he barely features as he wasn't doing anything dramatic. I'm relieved to see he got sent home on medical grounds ten minutes into episode 2 so I don't feel obliged to watch any more of that shit. |
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https://cloud.clz.com/rcadeglasgow/games?folder=1&filterValue=none |
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I tried watching the Australian The Office and it's fine I suppose, more of the same as the others. Same characters with different faces. But the cringe boss character looks remarkably like my ex (twenty years older, mind), who aspired to be a Girlboss with a sort of underwhelming ambition. It was quite uncomfortable to watch and I'm glad we're not together still. |
>> | No. 469659
469659
Today I learned that I am sexually aroused by women trying really hard not to laugh. I choose not to contemplate the Freudian implications of this. |
>> | No. 469660
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333.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469659 |
>> | No. 469665
469665
Looking at shapes and mechanics, are beds the optimum place to have sex? Basically a soft square of a large size. Or do sex-swings beat them for reducing effort? |
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Liquid Death.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469649 |
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>>469659 |
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>>469649 |
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Lou-Sanders-bannerWOR.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469667 |
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8434245.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469665 |
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>>469669 |
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Kemsley.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469667 |
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Bobby-Mair-3.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469674 |
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>>469670 |
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469677
Can we rehome Scatlad? This isn't the first time he's duped me into reading his non-erotic erotica. |
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>>469677 |
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>>469678 |
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>>469676 |
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>>469680 |
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469682
I thought my colleague was a lesbian, but it turns out she doesn't like rats as much as I thought she did so now I'm uncertain. |
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>>469682 |
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>>469680 |
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>>469683 |
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>>469674 |
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>>469686 |
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1572624881383.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469688 |
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469690
£112 to get the vet to look at my cat and the wounds on his face after he's been scrapping again and prescribe anti-inflammatories. He needs to pack it in. |
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469691
>>469688 |
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469692
I've had to get up pretty early the last few days amd haven't had much sleep, and the stress really isn't helping me get rid of the slight cold I caught Friday/Saturday. I'm not deathly ill, but it's a bit of a sore throat and mild headaches. Hopefully this weekend I'll get some rest. |
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>>469692 |
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469696
I need to buy someone a leaving present by the end of next week. It looks like the collection will come to around £150. What the fuck do I get her? |
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469698
>>469696 |
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469699
There are nine middle-aged women at work. Over the past few months four of them have bought a Ford Puma. |
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>>469699 |
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469701
FUCKING MOTHER'S DAY ON SUNDAY |
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>>469700 |
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469703
cupra-formentor-review.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Well I think the Cupra Formentor looks cool. I'd be happy with one of these. |
>> | No. 469704
469704
Screenshot 2025-03-28 074510.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I put on Taskmaster S8 as it has two cuties (Sian Gibson, Lou Sanders). In the first episode there was a tie between Lou Sanders and Iain Sterling, with the tie break challenge being to peel a banana with their feet. Imagine my dismay when Lou Sanders did not remove her socks to do this. |
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469705
The gas fitter for the oven was early and I had dried egg yolk all down my chin for the first ten minutes we were conversing. It's a bad start, but at least I'll have an oven again within an hour-ish. |
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469706
>>469704 |
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469707
Women use so much toilet paper. One roll will last me a week or more, working from home so doing all my shits here. With a woman in the house it seems like a roll a day. |
>> | No. 469708
469708
I've just had takeaway for a treat which, in hindsight, I think was a mistake. I don't think I'll function much for the rest of the day. |
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>>469708 |
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>>469709 |
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>>469710 |
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>>469711 |
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2015-03-03.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469712 |
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469714
If I'll have ketchup or vinegar with chips, why does having them with mash potato seem weird? |
>> | No. 469715
469715
I've got back in to film photography and it's great fun, but it's expensive in a way it never used to be, which I understand to a point, I'm not going to be the old man who grumbles about how I remember when HP5 was £3.50 from the fridge in Jessops (though it is a shame), but when I first started taking pictures I was 15, you could get your film developed at boots for a few quid and get your scans on a CD for a couple more. |
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>>469714 |
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>>469715 |
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>>469714 |
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PXL_20250328_202141060.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469717 |
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>>469719 |
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469721
Eclipse tomorrow, lads. I'm trying to work out where I can buy sunglasses at this time of year. |
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469722
>>469721 |
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469723
Clouds took the Sun before the Moon could. |
>> | No. 469744
469744
If you have a screen that's ~2.1ft away, and another that's ~2.5ft away, will switching my gaze between them fuck my eyes up? My new monitor has the biggest stand in the world so I can't have both screens the same distance away from me and still be efficiently usable. |
>> | No. 469745
469745
I should have tried flirting with that woman in the book shop earlier. She was definitely The One and I blew the opportunity, or more likely nothing happens, but an attempt would have been made and that's better than nothing. |
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469746
>>469745 |
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469747
I've prepped lasagna for tea, but I'm fairly certain that at least half of it is cheese sauce. I think I've also overdone it with the cornflour in the sauce, so I imagine it'll be a bit chewy. |
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469748
>>469745 |
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>>469748 |
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>>469749 |
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>>469749 |
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>>469748 |
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469753
I don't believe in The One. It's statistically unlikely for me to encounter The One in day to day life. Even if they're close to perfect, there might be an even more perfect woman elsewhere in the world that I'll never meet. So The One and soulmates are bad concepts. When I told my wife this she got annoyed. |
>> | No. 469754
469754
There was a woman in the car behind me on the commute this morning and she was proper picking her nose. I mean she was really having a good root around. I don't understand why people think cars have an invisibility cloak. |
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469755
>>469753 |
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469756
Can you lads recommend a beard trimmer please? |
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>>469756 |
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>>469757 |
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>>469753 |
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>>469757 |
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>>469759 |
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469762
Where would you buy and what's the proper name for metal tubing and fixings? The kind of material you'd see creating a cheap ugly pavement/road barrier. |
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469763
>>469762 |
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469764
>>469763 |
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469765
My worry is that I will and possibly already have find/found The One but that she passes on me because of superficial modern dating standards, or that I pass on her because she's a blue hair, or something equally daft. It's all just a complete crapshoot isn't it. All of it comes down to butterfly effect wild random chance. You can't even possibly entertain the idea. |
>> | No. 469766
469766
>>469763 |
>> | No. 469768
469768
Went to eat with some friends at a restaurant tonight, and somebody then posted a picture of us sitting at the table in our whatsapp group that shows me from behind. I was wearing a loose shirt, but I still felt I looked fat. I absolutely need to start losing weight. |
>> | No. 469769
469769
>>469761 |
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469771
I bought myself a wind-up radio recently. I spent about 20 minutes winding it up when I got it, and just now, after a little over an hour in total of listening, it's gone flat and I need to wind it up again. What a swizz. It's no wonder the sort of people who usually buy wind-up radios are the prepper types who are actively rooting for batteries to become unavailable in society; I frankly feel like a mug winding my radio up for so little return. |
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469772
biolite-campstove-2-electricity-generating-wood-ca.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469771 |
>> | No. 469775
469775
I think my Lenovo laptop is dying after four years of daily use. First I had all the issues with the Windows 11 reinstall, and now I can't connect it to an external monitor, and my wi-fi is gone too, to where it just seems dead and nothing I've tried was able to make Windows detect the built in wi-fi hardware. |
>> | No. 469776
469776
>>469775 |
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469777
I finally found the bug in my code that had eluded me for two months. |
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469778
intel-3165d2w.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469776 |
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469780
>>469779 |
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469781
>>469780 |
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>>469779 |
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469783
>>469782 |
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469784
>>469779 |
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469785
>>469784 |
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469786
Liberal fascist ☝ |
>> | No. 469788
469788
Family Guy made me think about two things lately. |
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469789
bart kite.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() This is how I feel getting my white washing in at 1am in the morning. |
>> | No. 469790
469790
I ordered a couple of shirts for hiking yesterday afternoon and it's bothering me that I haven't had a confirmation email yet, but the money left my account straightaway. |
>> | No. 469792
469792
ac892bcbc372c98b9a4a3026b02dbca4.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() just did a shopping round and forgot my phone at home. |
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469794
>>469792 |
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>>469794 |
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>>469794 |
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>>469797 |
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>>469794 |
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469800
96920347-14570905-This_reveller_donned_a_baby_pink.png ![]() ![]() ![]() REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO POST PICTURES OF FIT LASSES ON LADIES DAY AT THE GRAND NATIONAL? |
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469801
>>469800 |
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469802
>>469799 |
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469803
>>469800 |
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469804
>>469800 |
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469805
>>469802 |
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469806
>>469775 |
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469812
>>469806 |
>> | No. 469844
469844
I want to do a spot of miniature painting but it's only about three pieces that'll need a base coat, a wash and dry brushing. Seems daft to get those at GW prices, what's the more affordable equivalent? |
>> | No. 469845
469845
>>469844 |
>> | No. 469847
469847
No one at work understood what I was talking about when I said there is still a population of Neanderthals that exist so rich people can hunt them. |
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469848
>>469847 |
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469849
>>469848 |
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469850
>>469844 |
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469851
>>469850 |
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469852
He isn't. I should have just claimed I believed the Neanderthal thing, that would have been more fun. |
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469853
>>469852 |
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469854
Shaggy.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() So I'm exploring AI voice generators to make some custom sound clips for a Scooby Doo skit, and I found this interesting set of playbacks that appear as though someone had been using a voice generator to threaten or antagonise someone. I'm guessing they're sending them via a private number or something, or possibly over a group messaging app. |
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469855
>>469854 |
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469857
Scoobysnacks.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469855 |
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469858
a-crash-test-dummy-on-ground-after-scooter-crashed.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() This is how I feel all of the time since I started exercising again. |
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469859
37057--the-incredible-crash-dummies.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469857 |
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469860
>>469857 |
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469861
>>469859 |
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469862
>>469858 |
>> | No. 469864
469864
I like Peep Show, but after a while I can't ignore how it's really just a show about how two faced middle class southern people are. |
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469865
>>469864 |
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469866
>>469864 |
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469867
>>469866 |
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469868
>>469867 |
>> | No. 469869
469869
The middle-class lad at work bought his wife a Ferrero Rocher Easter egg on his lunch break, which will have cost him about £15. Every now and then he'll do something which makes me acutely aware of the differences between us and this is one of those things. I mean, I could do something similar but spending that much on an Easter egg is completely alien to me. |
>> | No. 469870
469870
714T37hBciL.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469869 |
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469871
>>469868 |
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469872
>>469870 |
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469873
>>469869 |
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469874
>>469851 |
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469875
>>469873 |
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469876
>>469875 |
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469877
O7QhHFg.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469876 |
>> | No. 469878
469878
>A live stream of a peregrine falcon nest on top of a cathedral has been taken offline after reports the birds' eggs were deliberately smashed. |
>> | No. 469879
469879
Someone I worked with retired at the end of last year. Her husband passed away a couple of weeks ago, I think he was in his early sixties as well. It's just... shit. Not even three full months of retirement they had together. |
>> | No. 469880
469880
EE.png ![]() ![]() ![]() This is potentially a stupid question but it's a long time since I've bought gig tickets. |
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469881
>>469880 |
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469882
>>469881 |
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469883
>>469882 |
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469884
>>469883 |
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469885
I miss 3DS StreetPass. If I went into town it'd be a highlight of the day to come home and see who I'd passed. Sometimes I'd pass people I know IRL, but I wouldn't even know it til the 3DS tells me! I think that's the best social feature Nintendo ever did. Better than Switch 2 gamechat which just looks like a gimped Discord video call. |
>> | No. 469886
469886
>In England alone, smoking is estimated to cost the NHS £2.4bn every year, equivalent to 1.6% of the health service’s budget. |
>> | No. 469911
469911
>Siwa accused Rourke, 72, of being "homophobic" for saying he was "going to vote the lesbian out real quick" and making other comments about her sexuality. |
>> | No. 469912
469912
>>469911 |
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469913
celebrity-big-brother-7-3cba47b.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469911 |
>> | No. 469914
469914
The neighbour's cat just came in through the open back door and walked in on me taking a shit in the bathroom. |
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469915
>>469914 |
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>>469915 |
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>>469916 |
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>>469918 |
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>>469917 |
>> | No. 469921
469921
ab67616d0000b2732f8de4be939dbf198e12bbb4.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've listened to the new album by The Darkness. It's not very good, I think I've already forgotten it. |
>> | No. 469922
469922
>>469920 |
>> | No. 469923
469923
What are we grabbing in the Game asset auction lads? |
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469924
>>469923 |
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469925
>>469924 |
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469926
>>469923 |
>> | No. 469927
469927
I've absolutely no idea who she is, but one of the 'People you may know' suggested to me by Facebook is a woman with delightfully massive breasts. On her profile picture she's wearing a very low cut dress and her breasts are sunburnt. It makes my knob stir a little bit every time her picture pops up out of the blue. |
>> | No. 469928
469928
what.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469926 |
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469929
>>469927 |
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>>469929 |
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469931
>>469930 |
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469933
>>469928 |
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469934
>>469923 |
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469935
Why is Katy Perry trying so hard to reverse the gains of fishing? What's her problem? |
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469936
>>469931 |
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469937
>>469923 |
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469938
What did you lads go and do now? |
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469939
>>469938 |
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469940
>>469938 |
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469941
>>469938 |
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>>469937 |
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469943
truss' takes.png ![]() ![]() ![]() She's so stupid it's almost endearing. |
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469944
>>469943 |
>> | No. 469946
469946
92bad8a3-9e2a-4e65-bd5d-e5fa00efbf7d.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you ever encountered someone who wears purple footwear? purple women are more common than men. |
>> | No. 469947
469947
>>469944 |
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469948
4chan got hacked apparently. |
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469949
>>469944 |
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>>469949 |
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469951
>>469944 |
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469953
>>469951 |
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469955
>>469951 |
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469956
I got a Ginsters pasty with my lunch because it's classed as a snack in the Morrisons meal deal. Fuck me am I bloated now. It wasn't even that nice, it was mostly sliced potato. |
>> | No. 469957
469957
3bd7ncx4co9b1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469955 |
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469958
>>469955 |
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469959
The rumours must be spreading, though, because hilariously enough, soyjak.party is now down too. |
>> | No. 469960
469960
REMEMBER WHEN WE'D GET RAIDED BY RUSSIANS SPAMMING PICTURES OF FIGHTER JETS WHILE APOLOGISING FOR THEIR BAD ENGLISH? |
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469961
soydance.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469958 |
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469962
>>469955 |
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>>469962 |
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469967
>>469258 |
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469970
>>469967 |
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469973
>>469946 |
>> | No. 469974
469974
I've just finished re-watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I think this is the first time for me that the ending hasn't felt like it kept dragging on and on, which will be down to the fact it said there were still 50 minutes to go after the ring had been destroyed but I'd forgotten over 20 minutes of those were the credits. |
>> | No. 469983
469983
I've the week off. Took the wife to Milan for the weekend and this week I'm tidying up the garden. It's turned into a bit of a jungle. though the garden waste collection is a bit of a piss take. 40 quid for one cubic yard of waste? I could uber XL to the tip for half of that. Looks like I'll need to ask my brother to give me a hand. I'll buy him a pack of that poshlad beer he likes and make him a millionaires shortcake to devour in his truck cab when he's at work. perhaps write "Thanks cunt" in icing on the top to get a chuckle. |
>> | No. 470014
470014
>>469955 |
>> | No. 470023
470023
I was in A&E today for a nasty cut on my shin and made use of their free patient wi-fi while I was in the waiting room. But I made sure .gs wasn't on any of my browser tabs, because I'm sure pictures of naked fatties would have been against their terms of service. |
>> | No. 470024
470024
I am "crashing out", which I believe is the current term de rigueur. |
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470026
>>470024 |
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470028
>>470026 |
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470029
I had a letter posted through my letter box this evening addressed with the correct first name but complete incorrect last name. Plain white envelope. Inside there was a A4 size piece of paper with the West Midlands police emblem at the top, no address etc. |
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470030
>>470028 |
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470031
>>470028 |
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470035
I was on my way to bed, but Skin A&E just started. Can't miss that. |
>> | No. 470036
470036
I was watching dating show Love Is Blind last night, and one guy was crying as he revealed his demons to the girl he was talking to - he got injured playing basketball, looked up how to alleviate the pain, it said take two ibuprofen every four hours, but he'd take up to twenty a day. He said the same shit to another girl he was talking to. |
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470038
>>470036 |
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470044
>>470038 |
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470045
>>470044 |
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470046
I have a theory that lasses with larger fannies are more likely to be into anal. I doubt it could ever be proven, but it's the conclusion of all of my empirical research. |
>> | No. 470047
470047
First day I have to work in almost a week and I feel like shit for no reason. Headache, stomach feels weird, aches and pains. Why can't I have this guy's >>470046 job? Actually I think I'd die if I had to fuck someone right now. |
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470049
>>470047 |
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470115
Pope dead. |
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470116
>>470115 |
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470117
>>470115 |
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470118
tiny suit.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470117 |
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470120
>>470118 |
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>>470120 |
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>>470120 |
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470123
>>470122 |
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470125
>>470122 |
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470126
>>470123 |
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470128
>>470126 |
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470130
>>470128 |
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470131
Visited my parents leafy home counties town for the first time in a while, visibly more third worlders and wogs about |
>> | No. 470133
470133
It's insane that Robert Jenrick pens de-facto white nationalist drivel for The Telegraph now. I suppose facing up to the fact that the Tories shat the economy inside out is too much to deal with. |
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470134
>>470133 |
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>>470134 |
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470136
>>470135 |
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470138
"Parents" should be possessive as well. |
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470139
>>470138 |
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470142
>>470139 |
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>>470134 |
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470144
>>470142 |
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>>470144 |
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GpEuolEX0AAFnh7.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470115 |
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What the fuck is this? I'm supposed to be the worst poster here. What are you lads playing at? |
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>>470147 |
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>>470152 |
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Happy St George's day lads. |
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>>470146 |
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>>470157 |
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>>470158 |
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>>470157 |
>> | No. 470162
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At the moment, Youtube keeps recommending videos to me of people who have had spinal injuries. Which is just very bleak. |
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>>470162 |
>> | No. 470164
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It's only one at a time, not a flood, but almost every day YouTube is trying to get me to watch a stream of an attractive woman playing a classic FPS like Half-Life 2, Deus Ex, or suchlike. I'll never be that lonely, and I'm not sure if it's more or less grim than what you pair are getting recommended. |
>> | No. 470165
470165
The subsidised vending machine at the depot is very dangerous. When I get back from a route on a late shift and there's nobody in the canteen to judge me, I can fill up my flask with free coffee and then buy five or six KitKat Chunkys, Toffee Crisps or Lions for a grand total of about £1.50. |
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Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470162 |
>> | No. 470167
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chube.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I think the problem you lot have is you compulsively hate-watch things you really don't like, so you end up telling it you do like to watch that (and it knows you do even though you say you don't.) Mine mainly recommends me videogame shit, a bit of Warhammer shit, some lefty politics stuff, and a load of history/science nerd stuff. I purged all the guitar channels because they are literally nothing but adverts for gear nowadays and they just don't come up any more. |
>> | No. 470168
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I just get music I have already listened to already on YouTube. It’s exactly what I want and I love it. |
>> | No. 470169
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Jesus Christ, will somebody help me find information regarding Victorian huntsmen? I'm getting nothing but spiders, corporations and tailors. Put's me in mind of a vicious suit wearing spider on the 60th floor window of a highrise over manhatten. |
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>>470166 |
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The water company sent me a letter saying they want to do some "ground investigation work" on my land. I'm "entitled to appoint an agent to represent [me] in this matter and ... [they] will meet the payment of reasonable professional fees." |
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>>470171 |
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I guess my voice doesn't give away that I'm 50. I called my old gym today where I was a member until about 25 years ago, and told them that I know their place from back then and that I might like to rejoin. And the young woman on the phone said, "wait... you were here 25 years ago? How old were you??". So I said, I'm 50. And she said I sounded no older than about 30. |
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>>470172 |
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>>470171 |
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>>470173 |
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>>470175 |
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>> | No. 470189
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5552822b659d10522ffe3d325b234b59-1330358791.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Look, the important thing is we all avoid dressing like "Jacomo Man". Or wearing those shirts men wear on a "night out". You know the ones, with little patterns on them, and paired with jeans that sit weirdly low down. He's got a belt that clashes with his shoes. Kill the idea of this man. |
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>>470187 |
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>>470190 |
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>>470189 |
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Patrick Stewart 42nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards .jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470192 |
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Do you think you could power a coolbox using a thermoelectic generator? |
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>>470186 |
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>>470197 |
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>>470197 |
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BioLite-CampStove-2-Electricity-Generating-Wood-St.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470195 |
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>>470197 |
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6xtkn0-2674519205.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I am glad you lads are opening up, good on you. I must confess I was a bit of a grump yesterday so I was perhaps harsh in my judgement of your dress sense. |
>> | No. 470203
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This one time I took a shit in a washing machine. |
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>>470201 |
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>>470194 |
>> | No. 470206
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I'm 32 and I wear graphic t-shirts, blue jeans, and trainers every day. When it's mild I'll wear a plaid shirt over my t-shirt, and when it's cold I'll wear a hoodie. If I go out on a date with my wife I'll wear a shirt but still wear trainers and jeans. This is how I've dressed for nearly 20 years. I know I look like a retard probably, but I feel comfortable in these clothes. |
>> | No. 470207
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I’d just like to say that I am wholly on the side of the “anti-sartorial” poster. This whole conversation is exactly what happens when you’re not allowed to call people gaylords any more. |
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>>470206 |
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>>470209 |
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screenshot-2014-10-22-20-23-47.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470210 |
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>>470210 |
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>>470213 |
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>>470234 |
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That's all well and good lads but it's not even a weekday, is it. |
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>>470236 |
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t70xrclziica1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Black character, black voice actor, but due to the woke mind virus I can't help think the portrayal is so black it becomes anti-black dolphin rape. I'm generating dolphin rape where there isn't any. |
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>>470240 |
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>>470241 |
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I painted parts of my front door yesterday with what seemed like the right colour shade. It's sort of an off white, and I found an old paint tin in the basement that seemed to match it. But now that it's completely dried, it's a very slight shade darker. The shade I used yesterday is called "snow white", and it could be that the door is in "pure white", because I know that's the shade we used a few years ago on the picket fence. I painted the garage door "snow white" a few years ago, so that's what that paint is from. |
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Captura-de-pantalla-2025-03-20-a-la-s-16.42.39.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470243 |
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>>470244 |
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>>470240 |
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>>470240 |
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Ff7-barret.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470246 |
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image_2025-04-28_160918647.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470249 |
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Please shut the fuck up. |
>> | No. 470252
470252
I've just suggested to my daughter that she skips a day of school so she can go to Alton Towers with us when her sister has a teacher training day and she said no. I'd have jumped at the chance when I was a kid. |
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>>470250 |
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470254
My dinner today is an iced apple donut. Quite a big one, too, and slightly overcooked. It's got a bit too much oil but a lovely crunchy chew. I'll have that throughout the day I reckon. |
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>>470252 |
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>>470255 |
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>>470253 |
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470258
When I woke up this morning I went to look at my phone while taking a piss and dropped it into the toilet. I fished it out quickly enough and on testing the speaker wasn't working. |
>> | No. 470259
470259
For tea I sliced a load of tomatoes in half and cooked them with a clove of garlic before mixing in linguine, basil and cheese. It was very nice. |
>> | No. 470260
470260
The wankers across the road are doing the house up. It's 8:20pm and they're still drilling and hammering away. |
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>>470256 |
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Screenshot 2025-04-29 092013.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470257 |
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470264
The morons who felled the tree at Sycamore Gap not only recorded themselves cutting it down, but shared the video with other people before it was in the news. Why are morons, well, such morons? |
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Look, I don't like Boris Johnson, nor will I ever. But his generous refugee policy regarding Ukrainians fleeing the war did mean I got to spend about ten minutes of my work day staring at an absolutely stacked Ukrainian MILF dressed in tennis whites, so he wasn't a complete waste of a PM. |
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>>470264 |
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>>470267 |
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Screenshot 2025-04-30 104030.png ![]() ![]() ![]() The one on the left looks like the sort who'd fell a heritage tree, I think it's the haircut. The guy on the right looks semi-respectable. At 32 and 39 respectively, they're much too old for these sorts of shenanigans. |
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>>470273 |
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>>470268 |
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>>470275 |
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>>470277 |
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co2345-598282708.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't have enough to say about it to warrant a whole thread, but I like how Mark Carney is now talking like he's this guy., and like he's going to premptively attack the USA for their crimes. I wholeheartedly support this course of action and I think enough anti-Trump sentiment exists to split the US armed forces in the event of an attempted liberation. |
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>>470279 |
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>>470280 |
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>>470279 I like him, primarily because he is a former manager of the bank of England. For you he might be a status quo neo liberal. But I see him as at least a man of high competence who isn't a bullshit salesman. Genuine credibility and competence count for something. I may not agree with his values but I at least trust his judgement. Even when he was chosen to be head of the bank of England there was some controversy about the fact he was the first foreigner to do so. So the argument of competency as to why he was even chosen in the first place for that role over domestic choices is again something that adds to my faith in him. |
>> | No. 470283
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490596121_3549532211857805_2872921292539494741_n.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I keep getting adverts for Snag Tights. Perving on all these fat women makes me feel like a bit of a pervert. |
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>>470283 |
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>>470282 |
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470286
I'm having carrots and broccoli as a side to steak and potatoes. It looks like I waited too long to put the broccoli in the pot with the carrots, and I'm probably going to end up with a mix of overcooked carrots and undercooked broccoli. |
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>>470283 |
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>>470287 |
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470293
I know insect numbers are meant to be in decline, but I've splattered at least ten million greenfly with my car over the past week or so. |
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>>470283 |
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Schrifterlass_Antiqua1941.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470288 |
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>>470296 |
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Jenson_1475_venice_laertius.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470296 |
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>>470298 |
>> | No. 470300
470300
How did 72-hour deodorant become a selling point. If you routinely don't shower or at least clean your armpits for three days, then a long lasting deodorant isn't your main problem. |
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>>470300 |
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>>470300 |
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470303
Based on the first episode of Taskmaster, this series is going to completely carried by Mathew Baynton and Stevie Martin, although Jason Mantzoukas was alright. |
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>>470302 |
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>>470293 |
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>>470299 |
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470307
I was doing a bit of labouring at a house renovation and one of the neighbours appeared to have ordered a couple of prozzies to his doorstep. One a petite and pale girl next door slavette, the other a tall and tanned Amazonian Brazilian gender bender, the kind where it's obvious that there's something extra under the bonnet, but who's still fit in a evangelist christian korean youtuber kind of way. Both wearing clothes that left little to the imagination. |
>> | No. 470308
470308
My Lenovo laptop keeps dying bit by bit. The USB-C port just stopped working this morning. So now I've got no wi-fi, no Bluetooth, and no USB-C. Looks like it really is time to get a new laptop. |
>> | No. 470309
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>>470299 |
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I know this was one of you lot. |
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>>470311 |
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>>470311 |
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>>470354 |
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>>470354 |
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>>470356 |
>> | No. 470360
470360
Two points along a similar topic. One, I'm pretty sure the tradie next door can hear me singing along to industrial music in my ghoulie guy voice. Two, settle this argument: tradies are indoors and workies are outdoors, correct? |
>> | No. 470361
470361
I feel like there are less kidney beans in most chili con carne now. The tins are still the same size, but the beans to sauce ratio used to be different. |
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>>470360 |
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>>470362 |
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>>470362 |
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>>470365 |
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NEW POPE ALERT |
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>>470365 |
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>>470368 |
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>>470368 |
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Lately I've been making some good progress on getting fit but fuck me do I crave some chocolate and a night off. |
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>>470370 |
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>>470371 |
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>>470373 |
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>>470374 |
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>>470375 |
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470379
The only one of these terms I've never heard is "chippies", but as I've spoken briefly to maybe one carpenter in my whole life, that could well be ignorance on my part. I also feel like "sparky" is a term electricians are fine using, but civilians aren't really supposed to say it. |
>> | No. 470382
470382
It seems it's harder to find tweezers that function properly these days. |
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>>470382 |
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>>470397 |
>> | No. 470402
470402
I'd penciled in today as a day of being tied to my desk doing boring stuff, but it turns out that it's tomorrow the boring stuff begins and now I'm at a loose end (do not pay any attention to the multitude of outstanding minor chores I need to complete, they don't count). |
>> | No. 470403
470403
I'm clean shaven for the first time in about 12 years. What I'm finding novel is having a lot more sensation in my cheeks than before, e.g. when I went to bed last night I was very aware that I was feeling a lot more of the pillow with my face. |
>> | No. 470404
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>>470403 |
>> | No. 470406
470406
Popped into Co-op after work to pick up a bottle of milk and most of the shelves were empty, especially for fresh produce. I'm guessing they're still badly affected by their cyber attack. |
>> | No. 470407
470407
The one place around here worth ordering delivery from has increased their prices massively. But they have their own app you have to order from. That app has a "Re-order" feature, where you can just click to order the same things you bought last time. Whatever they've done, it's still letting me pay the original prices for my items. |
>> | No. 470408
470408
Didn't one of you lads make exactly this observation recently? Are we secretly harbouring a GB News presenter? |
>> | No. 470409
470409
>>470406 The coop I pop into for lunch has printed A4 notices apologising for the empty fridges and shelves and blaming 'system issues' which I assume is a poor translation of cyber attack. The only coke they had was some cherry vanilla abomination, should have looked at the expiry dates on that, see how long it had been lurking. You've got to assume they're hurting quite badly, even given the price insensitivity of their customers. |
>> | No. 470410
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>>470409 |
>> | No. 470411
470411
How do blind people know their sexuality? |
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>>470411 |
>> | No. 470413
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How painful are vasectomies? Is the idea of them being painful just a meme like period pain? |
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>>470413 |
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>>470414 |
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>>470415 |
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>>470416 |
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>>470417 |
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>>470417 |
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>>470419 |
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>>470420 |
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>>470420 |
>> | No. 470423
470423
For me, it's a long steamy shower, where you turn it freezing cold for the last minute before you get out, then have one of those red hot spicy noodle pots when you get out and you're still dripping wet. Then you go back in for another cold rinse. |
>> | No. 470424
470424
There's a guy in town who talks to himself. He does so rather loudly while pacing up and down, not infrequently directly outside the shop I work at part time. The weather has been pleasant lately, but even so you can't help but wonder if he's overheating or dehydrated, at least. Otherwise, he seems harmless, doesn't look anymore scruffy than a lot of men, and the stuff he talks about often seems entirely cogent and mundane. Recent topics have included the importance of safe driving or the successes of British warplane design during the Second World War. Honestly, if I handed him a tablet and made .gs the homepage he could be just another otherlad. |
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>>470424 |
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>>470424 |
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>>470424 |
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>>470425 |
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>>470428 |
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>>470428 |
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>>470430 |
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>>470430 Wasn't holding phones like a twat a response to the SAR scares, to get the antenna away from the brain to avoid heating (which wasn't an issue, but the standard has the word radiation in it, so people went a bit mental) |
>> | No. 470433
470433
Was this a fever dream or, when I was a child, did Asda have buttons near the milk that would moo when you pressed them? I think there was one for chicken noises by the eggs, too. |
>> | No. 470434
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>>470432 |
>> | No. 470435
470435
When I am very sleep deprived and/or strung out on a several day long bender, sometimes I will sit in my living room at the small hours of the morning, when all is still and as quiet as can be, when there are no cars driving past and everyone is asleep except me, with all the TV and computer and gadgets and everything switched off. |
>> | No. 470436
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>>470433 |
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>>470435 |
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8222971645_c98f566177.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470436 |
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>>470435 |
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>>470439 |
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>>469288 |
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Unless one of you finds true love this week I will livestream my suicide by hanging on Friday afternoon. |
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>>470472 |
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>>470472 |
>> | No. 470475
470475
Worked an early shift yesterday, and I'm on a late shift today, so I slept twice with a bit of gaming in between and it feels like I've had a mini day off. |
>> | No. 470477
470477
I drilled a hole in a disposable vape tank so I could refill it. The hole's the same size as the rubber bungs that came with the kit that you're supposed to throw away, so I can just make a replaceable plug with that. It works, but each refill lasts significantly less time than the original liquid did. If the OG liquid was thicker wouldn't it burn differently? Surely it's not pressurised. I don't know what's going on. |
>> | No. 470478
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>>470472 |
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>>470477 |
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470481
I've just got a fancy leather effect desk mat, and it makes a massive difference to the feeling of satisfaction I have sat at my desk. It cost 30 quid which I thought was an outrageous amount to spend on a mouse mat, but after getting several cheap ones that just wouldn't sit flat no matter what I did, and which felt tacky and unpleasant under my wrists/palms, this is like I've suddenly given my desk an Aston Martin luxury trim. |
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>>470479 |
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470486
At the weekend I caught up with someone I used to work with. Him and his best friend used to be pretty much inseparable, but he got married six months ago and he's not heard from him since. Now he has shit loads of free time and no idea what to do with it. |
>> | No. 470487
470487
images (4).jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I saw a guy in town who was very interesting looking. He was probably 6'7, had long bushy hair, and a big beard. Very fat but in a built way. He was wearing a tunic/gilet that looked like it was made of a patchwork of animal hides and furs. |
>> | No. 470488
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Sarong.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470487 |
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>>470479 |
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>>470488 |
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>>470488 |
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>>470489 |
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I don't know when square pizzas were legalised but I'm not sure that I like it. |
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470497
S02E01-iJvGh9Ih-subtitled~2.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm probably missing something obvious here but inflation has increased because all of the bills went up in April by inflation. Inflation has gone up because of inflation? |
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>>470497 |
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>>470498 |
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>>470498 |
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Figure 1_ The net rate of return for private non-f.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470500 |
>> | No. 470503
470503
What I like most about the weather getting warmer is the revealing clothes. Women are nice to look at. |
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>>470503 |
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>>470504 |
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>>470505 |
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470507
I bet £1 on each match of last night's Intel Extreme Masters Dallas Counter Strike 2 event. I made a profit of £0.81. The gambler life is thrilling. |
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470508
2_GettyImages-1240256003-3505216942.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470506 |
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>>470508 |
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I'm feeling very susceptible today. |
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470511
>>470509 |
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>>470508 |
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>>470503 |
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470514
Just got the blood test results of my NHS health check. |
>> | No. 470515
470515
At work, in shop, we do something called "take-offs". IE, any stock that has been out for two or more weeks is got rid of in some way. Two volunteers, both fifteen, both girls, are doing the book take-offs and they find a book called "It Looks Like a C**K". Which is a photography book of shadows, vegetables and anything else that looks phallic, and is presumably a Sunday Times bestseller. They must have shown me this damn book about half-a-dozen times. It felt like some kind of eleborate trap set by the Paedofinder General himself, and given recent news I could have lost my own bollocks over one ill-judged remark. Very weird. I need a real job. |
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470516
I've just phoned my dad to wish him a happy birthday. He let me know he's been out for a four course meal with my mum, so I asked him what he had to eat "soup, starter, main, dessert." |
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>A luxury glamping provider serving Glastonbury festivalgoers is going into liquidation, leaving its wealthy guests without their yurts or chauffeured rides to the Pyramid Stage. |
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daddy_in_the_great_war-2762011437.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470524 |
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I've been splitting oak rounds but they're tough enough I need to use a sledgehammer to knock the maul through. This means holding the maul steady with one hand while swinging the sledge also one-handed. It's probably mostly just the pump but my forearms are already looking lopsided, the right visibly bigger. I'm going to look a proper wanker. |
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>>470519 |
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>>470530 |
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I've been making a lot of cacio e pepe lately as I'm trying to get it down to the level of the artform. But it makes me wonder what would happen if we approached British cuisine with a similar level of 'tism - I bet you could make an amazing cheese toasty if you really thought about it, just get the right cheese (gorgonzola?) and a sprinkle of salt. |
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>>470532 |
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>>470532 |
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Are cream eggs and those lindt eggs a seasonal chocolate now? I quite liked them over Easter as a snack but everywhere around me has stopped doing them. |
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>>470536 |
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s-77fd85dfc656d3c6596e94649cf172e3ee7cb971.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Recently, I was regaling some people with a few stories from the glory days of hardcore and jungle. An actual adult who had the right to vote said to me "yeah, I think my grandad went to Bagleys". |
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>>470540 |
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>>470506 |
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I think we need a new weekday thread, would someone else like a turn? |
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Are they really blocking the porn lads? |
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Theresa-Meme.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470573 |
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Legally, can I request that when I die my body is donated to a zoo so they can feed lions and tigers with it? |
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>>470573 |
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>>470572 |
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It's too warm with the duvet on but too cold with just the bedsheet. |
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Don't think British Gas could be any more useless. I said I was skeptical anyone would show up for the 28th- I've just had a text saying he's coming today. Which unless I am living in some sort of timeslip, is only the 27th. |
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Screenshot 2025-05-27 141002.png ![]() ![]() ![]() If you saw someone wearing these on one arm under a t-shirt, would it look suspicious? |
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sewing.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I like these sort of posts, asking for and validating opinions :) |
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>>470598 |
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>>470599 |
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TELEMMGLPICT000426335528_17483411452380_trans_NvBQ.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Do you reckon Are Tommeh converted while he was in prison? |
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>>470601 |
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images.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470602 |
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Just booked a flight from Luton to Crete. Ten days in late June/early July at a more than reasonable price. I still haven't decided where I'll be staying, although I've got a shortlist of possible places, so it's a bit of a gamble till then. It's going to be a self catering apartment, as I've come to absolutely hate hotels on holiday with passion. |
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Can't decide if I should have the salami and nduja sourdough pizza I've just bought for tea tonight or save it for one of the nights I will invariably get home from work and not be arsed to cook later in the week. |
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>>470606 |
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There's been a lump on my back for... Maybe 3-4 years now. I told my ex it was just a deep spot but, bless her, she kept telling me to get the doctor to check it out. You know how much hassle it is to see your GP these days, so I kept putting it off and putting off but never quite made it there. Anyway it just popped. Smells awful but I feel a lot better. |
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Hey, I wonder what other imageboards are talking about today. |
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Imagine being so on drugs that you end up becoming ISIS. Well, I guess that's kind of how ISIS happened, with the captagon and all, but you get my point. Actually, you might not, so just to be clear I'm talking about the fucking pillock who drove his car into a load of people in Liverpool. |
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HvAN8h0IHJP7A20TtvFz3QSP07Xv66qASnCNAUAd2WE-193956.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470619 |
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The person who drove his car into the crowds at the Liverpool parade has been named as Paul Doyle. Unsurprisingly, other people named Paul Doyle have been receiving lots of harassment due to sharing his name. It's like poor H all over again. |
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Really wish I hadn't had that salami and nduja sourdough pizza last night. |
>> | No. 470628
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Stephen_Hawking.StarChild[1].jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >Stephen William Hawking (8 January 1942 – 14 March 2018) |
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>>470628 |
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I think I have concluded that chippolatas are better than thick sausages for a fry up. I reckon it's the surface area, you get a better crispy skin to mushy innard ratio. |
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>> | No. 470668
470668
A not so close friend's girlfriend has added me to a whatsapp group whose purpose is the planning of a big surprise party for his 40th birthday. Which is a bit awkward, because now I've got messages popping up all the time by people that I've never met and have no clue at all who they are. |
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£325 on the premium bonds this month, not bad. |
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