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>> No. 469258 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 10:21 am
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New weekday thread.

How's it going, lads?
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>> No. 469259 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 10:25 am
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>How's it going, lads?

Swimmingly.
>> No. 469261 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 10:29 am
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TOOOOONYYYYYYY
>> No. 469262 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 10:41 am
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We've no more predicted frosts here but the last average frost date isn't until April. It's going to be a month of temptation.
>> No. 469265 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 10:44 am
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>> No. 469266 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 10:47 am
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You can tell it's spring because I've had to hear some dickhead drilling all morning. Isn't it interesting how that works, I'm sure I'm going to love hearing every cunts DIY project when it gets hot enough to necessitate leaving the window open.

If someone could now arrange to have the fire alarm on a vacant property lose mains power supply that would be lovely.
>> No. 469267 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 10:53 am
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>>469266

It was chainsaws here all weekend. Either one of the neighbours has cut down all of his trees, or there were several neighbours at it. I'm not sure.
>> No. 469268 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 11:00 am
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>>469266
>I'm sure I'm going to love hearing every cunts DIY project when it gets hot enough to necessitate leaving the window open
>Experts predict a severe season for allergy sufferers
https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/articles/cwyd747q953o

Oh I guess I'll just wither and die then like a delicate orchid. Are those Russians still offering a nuclear winter?
>> No. 469269 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 11:09 am
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>>469266
I have been trying to get a company to knock down my garden wall and put up a new one. I can’t do it myself because I won’t be able to get rid of the old wall. No fucker wants to come round. Now we’re into that time of year when everyone will want to pay people for fences and whatever, so I will get shafted even if someone does offer to do it.
>> No. 469270 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 11:32 am
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Last night me and my mate were talking about Starmer and Trump's meeting and I joked that Starmer looked like "brined pork" sat next to Trump it's high-tier jochular bantering we get up to, we should start a podcast or something. Anyway, it occurs to me that all I did was convergently evolve the "gammon" insult that's been around for years without realising it until earlier this morning.

Anyway, it's going fine, thank you for asking.

>>469261
It looks like it's been sat on.
>> No. 469271 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 12:16 pm
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I don't know if this is a thing, but are there headphones I can use on PC that mean only I can hear my PC's sound, but with me also being able to hear my environment?

My partner moved her office upstairs and I don't want to disturb her with my computer audio, but I still need to be able to hear out if the doorbell is rung.
>> No. 469272 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 12:24 pm
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>>469271
Found out it is indeed a thing (transparency mode). Unfortunately at prices I'm not willing to pay just to avoid being a minor nuisance.
>> No. 469273 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 12:36 pm
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>>469271
Could you try open ear/bone conduction headphones like joggers use?
>> No. 469274 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 12:39 pm
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>>469271
I use "clip on" earphones when I'm out and about for essentially the same reason. They might look a little awkward and uncomfortable, but even while wearing glasses I've not really had any issues.
>> No. 469275 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 1:12 pm
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How do you know which hairstyles will suit you?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr8y2r1oEm4
>> No. 469277 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 4:38 pm
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>>469275

Try a few and then just hope you won't go bald in your 30s. And take it from there.

I saw a lad a while ago, no older than his late 20s, with what I can only describe as a Justin Bieber combover. He was visibly bald on top, but was covering it up with a few strands of longish hair from the side. And then styled in a kind of frizzy Justin Bieber way. Which seemed like the worst of all imaginable worlds.
>> No. 469278 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 4:48 pm
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>>469271
Yes, they're called open back headphones.
>> No. 469279 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 5:17 pm
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>>469278

An excellent option if you've got separate offices, but open back cans will leak enough sound to piss off someone in the same room.
>> No. 469280 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 5:42 pm
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>>469279
Otherlad said his partner's office is in a different room?
>> No. 469281 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 9:12 pm
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Currently in between ovens and down to a pair of electric hobs, an air fryer and a microwave. Let me tell you, inspirition is very much not striking, even given my status as the best cook on .gs.
>> No. 469282 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 9:33 pm
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>>469281
Did somebody say, Just Eat?
>> No. 469283 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 11:00 pm
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Went in for a haircut today and it looks a bit wonky, which I only realised when I got back home. It doesn't look terrible, but it's still a bit off.
>> No. 469284 Anonymous
3rd March 2025
Monday 11:00 pm
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>>469282
I'm dieting anyway so I'll "just eat" leaves for the next couple of weeks... until I noticed I bungled "inspiration" into "inspirition" ealier, so instead I'll seppuku myself out of shame.
>> No. 469285 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 12:51 am
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I ordered a pair of fancy dress shoes and they make a loud clack clack sound when I'm walking around. Makes me wonder about the sounds of the street back when traditionally made shoes with leather soles were the norm. Must've been an entire cacophony of clack clack clacking. I don't fancy announcing my presence with every step so I'm gonna need to add some rubber pads to the soles or summat.

I wonder what other little things along these lines separate the ages. I once walked past an AC Cobra that was stuck in traffic and the petrol fumes from that one car alone made the entire street stink. I love sports/muscle cars from the 60s but I never really thought about how stinky day to day life must've been back then.
>> No. 469286 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 8:53 am
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>UK asset manager Abrdn renames itself Aberdeen

https://www.ft.com/content/06b01a4d-ffc2-4f08-bc43-eeffd94e4d18

I think everyone knew the Abrdn rebrand was stupid as soon as it was announced.
>> No. 469287 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 9:41 am
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>>469286
Can't really imagine a situation in which I give a single shit either way.
>> No. 469288 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 10:05 am
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>>469285

Before the Clean Air Act, most urban buildings were jet black with soot.

Deodorant wasn't really a thing until the late 70s and most people only bathed a couple of times a week, so everyone stank of sweat, but it was masked by the stink of fags.

Crime was utterly rampant. Cars didn't have immobilisers or alarms, so they were trivially easy to steal. Burned-out cars were just a normal part of the streetscape in a city like Liverpool or Manchester and it was rare to find a bus stop or phone box that hadn't been smashed up. Similarly, house fires were vastly more common in the days before flame-retardant furniture and the days when chip pans and smoking in bed were normal.
>> No. 469289 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 10:29 am
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>>469285

>I once walked past an AC Cobra that was stuck in traffic and the petrol fumes from that one car alone made the entire street stink.

A friend's dad has a 1970s Triumph TR6. It's good fun, but you can smell it from 50 feet away with the engine on. There were practically no emission standards back then. And if you look closely, the exhaust gases have a blueish tinge, like many cars did back then. Oil seals weren't what they are today.


>Deodorant wasn't really a thing until the late 70s and most people only bathed a couple of times a week, so everyone stank of sweat, but it was masked by the stink of fags.

In the 50s, you would only bathe once a week and then just wash the key areas every other day with a washcloth. The greasy hair you see on many people in photos from that time wasn't just pomade. It wasn't uncommon that people would only wash their hair every two to three weeks.


> Similarly, house fires were vastly more common in the days before flame-retardant furniture and the days when chip pans and smoking in bed were normal.

There were also no smoke detectors. It's estimated that smoke detectors save thousands of lives in the UK alone each year by either enabling you to put out fires before they spread, or by being able to get out in time.
>> No. 469290 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 10:29 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj_aHCpZl4k
>> No. 469291 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 11:10 am
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>>469290

What are you lads giving up for lent?
>> No. 469292 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 11:35 am
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>> No. 469293 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 12:27 pm
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I decided to tidy the back of my hair up with a razor and now I have agonising razor burns on the back of my neck. They're very visible too, so can hardly claim to have actually "tidied" anything, as now it looks like I might have a disease.

>>469285
I've noticed this with older cars too, not even especially powerful ones unlike the Cobra you saw. They'd probably crucify me for saying this on a proper car forum, but if I was incredibly wealthy I'd buy beautiful retro cars, have the ICE ripped out and put an electric motor in. Perhaps a nigh impossible job in reality, but ultimately car nerdery is the same thing as trainer nerdery and as such not something to be taken too seriously.

>>469291
The will to live.
>> No. 469294 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 12:37 pm
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>>469271
You can get closed-back headphones that pipe some ambient sound in by running the active noise cancellation gubbins backwards.
I've got a pair of these, from when Amazon were remaindering them, and they do it. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08N6XJN8L
It works ok - and they're nice enough, so would recommend, but not necessarily at list price. Comfy enough to sleep in on a plane, too, if you care.
>> No. 469295 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 12:40 pm
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>>469293

> but if I was incredibly wealthy I'd buy beautiful retro cars, have the ICE ripped out and put an electric motor in.

There's already a growing trend of restomods. The term doesn't exclusively mean converting classic petrol cars to electric, but a part of that movement does just that. Like the Jaguar E-Type that Prince Harry drove off with on his wedding day.

As a lifelong petrolhead, I'm in two minds about it. On the one hand, it's a great way of preserving automotive heritage for the coming decades and centuries, and I'm sure an electric E Type is blindingly fast compared even to an original E Type with the biggest petrol engine. But on the other hand, it takes away from the experience. Classic cars from a few decades ago have every right to be smelly, greasy, and all around environmentally irresponsible. Because they are a relic of their time. And in real terms, there's only a handful of them on the road compared to tens of millions of more modern everyday cars, so it isn't going to change our collective carbon footprint meaningfully one way or the other. If you want to have a car that is environmentally friendly, then by all means and almost without caveat, an EV is the way to go. Nobody can reasonably argue against it. But to us petrolheads, who will be a dying breed anyway in the future, it just doesn't feel the same.
>> No. 469296 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 12:41 pm
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>>469290

I swear I never saw that clip in my life until a year ago and now it seems to follow me around.


>>469291

My boiler packed up yesterday and I don't have the cash to replace it so I suppose Im giving up body temperature and washing.
>> No. 469297 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 12:48 pm
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>>469293

EV conversions are relatively straightforward these days, albeit quite expensive. Several companies make bolt-in kits for popular classics.


>> No. 469298 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 1:44 pm
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If you wanted a classic car with an electric engine and brakes that weren’t shit, wouldn’t it be easier to do this to a replica rather than an original one? There must be a company out there that will put Delorean bodies onto Teslas rather than the other way round.
>> No. 469299 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 1:45 pm
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>>469291
I'm giving up cocaine. I don't even do cocaine, but I figure it's the thought that counts.
>> No. 469301 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 3:44 pm
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Just ate a whole tin of chili con carne from Asda. Seemed like the least amount of effort.

Maybe not such a good idea, as I've got a two-hour evening seminar tonight.
>> No. 469302 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 4:29 pm
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It's perhaps not entirely earned, but I'm of the opinion that my impoverished upbringing and long simmering frustration with the world around me gives me a degree, albeit a minor one, of commonality with some of the stories portrayed in a lot of the rap music I listen to. This is despite never being more than three feet from a dairy cow and being as white as their milk. However, I'll admit the Danny Brown lyric that's been stuck in my head and that I can't stop mumbling to myself while I'm doing whatever ("this that black lives matter, still sniff cocaine") is completely out of my wheelhouse and I really need to expel it ASAP.

>>469295
I am sympathetic. It's certainly a shame that a fine hobby like yours is potentially going to be the preserve of museums and dedicated historical groups, in the manner of steam locomotives, one day.

>>469297
But is anyone doing it for one of my dream cars like pic related, that's the question?
>> No. 469303 Anonymous
4th March 2025
Tuesday 9:48 pm
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I miss giro day. It used to create a real sense of community spirit.
>> No. 469304 Anonymous
5th March 2025
Wednesday 12:08 am
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I'm seeing someone who has had to work abroad for a week so we've mostly been keeping up with messaging. I reckon I'm pretty bad at this, I don't really do 'owt or think to take pictures of myself so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to talk to her about.

I sent over a picture of a pancake with a smiley face made in whipped cream and said that I drew her.

>>469285
This is why I've rarely worn some proper nice boots I got a few years back. I got them for the ice for I've never been able to break them in because they make a right racket when I'm walking down the street - especially with my heavy feet.

Do any of our readers have a similar problem? I also avoid treadmills.

>>469287
You'd care if you were an archaeologist from thousands of years in the future who can't work out how words are pronounced. If you think that sounds daft then you're not going to enjoy the near-eastern history at all.
>> No. 469305 Anonymous
5th March 2025
Wednesday 10:37 am
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You can get a free Whopper from Burger King today.
>> No. 469306 Anonymous
5th March 2025
Wednesday 10:57 am
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>>469305
I've already given myself stomach ache with a bacon and egg sandwich this morning, so I'm okay.
>> No. 469307 Anonymous
5th March 2025
Wednesday 11:13 am
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>>469305
I always find a Whopper and a Big Mac disappointing.

If I'm having a Burger King, which probably hasn't been for a few years, it has to be a bacon double cheeseburger.
>> No. 469308 Anonymous
5th March 2025
Wednesday 1:04 pm
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Here’s a thought: in 2004, Poland joined the EU. Famously, many Polish people migrated here, often working as builders. They built this country for us, or have been doing since 2004 anyway. Now, whenever I look out of the window, I think to myself, “This country looks like shit. It looks like Poland probably looked 20 years ago.” Do you think the Polish immigrants did that on purpose?
>> No. 469309 Anonymous
5th March 2025
Wednesday 1:22 pm
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>>469307
Fucking hell, you lot get free food and you're still complaining.

>>469308
You don't see new sinks with separate hot and cold taps anymore so I think that on balance it was a good thing.
>> No. 469310 Anonymous
5th March 2025
Wednesday 3:21 pm
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>>469309
I never complained, I said I didn't want a burger. I don't even know where the nearest Burger King is anyway.

>>469308
I don't think we can blame the Poles unless his name was secretly Dawid Kaminski the whole time.
>> No. 469311 Anonymous
5th March 2025
Wednesday 6:39 pm
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>>469305
Thanks ladm8, just had one. Burger King cravings sated for another year.
>> No. 469312 Anonymous
5th March 2025
Wednesday 8:03 pm
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Since putting on a bit of weight I've noticed I have much less energy. It's ridiculous how easily I'm getting tired. I definitely need to be more active.
>> No. 469313 Anonymous
5th March 2025
Wednesday 8:23 pm
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>>469312

Get out there, lad. Because it can become a vicious circle. Where you don't have the energy because you've put on the weight, which in turn then makes you gain even more weight.
>> No. 469314 Anonymous
5th March 2025
Wednesday 10:33 pm
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>>469311
>Burger King cravings sated for another year.
I ternd to avoid burger king as, whenever I've eaten there, the taste lingers on my stomache all day. It makes me wonder the quantity of artificial flavours in their meat.
>> No. 469315 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 12:45 am
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>>469314

I avoid fast food altogether. Especially now with inflation and skimpflation, it's just overpriced for what you get.

I remember a time when a Big Mac was just over £2.
>> No. 469316 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 9:24 am
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>>469315

I used to have a Chinese or a pizza at least once a week, usually a Friday treat kind of thing. Over the last couple of years I have had one maybe once every three months, only when I'm completely arsed to cook. I don't know how they are staying in business because the prices are just daft even if you're loaded, I don't know who wouldn't feel ripped off.
>> No. 469317 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 9:30 am
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>>469316
>a pizza at least once a week, usually a Friday treat kind of thing.

I see you've cut down your pizza intake.
>> No. 469318 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 9:43 am
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>>469316

>I don't know how they are staying in business because the prices are just daft even if you're loaded, I don't know who wouldn't feel ripped off.

And yet, places like McD or Burger King are still packed in the evening or at the weekend. There's a McDonald's about a mile from here, and whenever I go past it at certain times of the day (ok, I confess, now and then I get takeaway coffee from there, because their coffee prices aren't as outlandish), you see entire chav lower class families having their dinner there. So apparently they've still got the money for it, but I'm sure it bites them harder than some higher earners.

As kids growing up, we were always disappointed that our parents wouldn't go to McDonald's with us, like some of our friends always did with their parents. But my mum was a passionate cook and very insistent on us eating healthy, and looking back, it was probably for the better. Because your relationship with food is shaped in your formative years, and you definitely pass it on to your children.
>> No. 469319 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 10:00 am
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I'm going to see what all this Burger King shit is about. I'll see you in a few hours.
>> No. 469320 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 11:40 am
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>>469319
Big Whopper has got to you. Wake up, sheeple.
>> No. 469321 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 12:10 pm
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I'd post a fight club image but I'm too done.

Just found out my storage unit got sold at the beginning of February, with my entire life in it up to 33. Whoever got it is gonna be fucking laughing. Tonnes of retro games, books, few bits of nice furniture. Thank fuck I got my Pokémon cards out of there a while back.

Anyway, I called safestore in mid Feb to check, and was told it was all fine and to make payment asap (my unit had already been sold). The manager I contacted today told me they had no seller info, but IBid says they do so I'm waiting for a call back on this...

Anyone know what to do in this situation? I'm in shock. Haha. However the fact we spoke in Feb and I wasn't told makes me think this may still work out in my favour somehow. Am I just going mad or is that possible?
>> No. 469322 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 12:14 pm
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Weird question, but are there fewer slags around these days? Are young women more demure, or have I just lost the ability to recognise the kind of woman who will wank you off behind the bins for two WKDs and a packet of fags? Have apps fundamentally changed the sexual economy, or was this an earlier change related to the death of lad culture?
>> No. 469323 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 12:23 pm
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>>469321

They normally can't just sell your unit out of the blue. You must have been behind on payments for a good amount of time, and were probably given written warnings that they would sell it.

Check your agreement, and what it says about arrears and termination.

If, based on the circumstances, they were within their rights to cancel your contract and sell the unit's contents, then you're a bit out of luck. Your only hope is then to buy it all back from the buyer, but you're probably not in that kind of position if you've been struggling to pay your rent.

If they sold your unit despite you fulfilling all your contractual obligations of recurring payment, or paying off your arrears in time, then the sale is null and void, and you have a right to regain possession.

In any case, depending on your financial situation and the contents of your storage unit and what they are worth or mean to you, I would hire a lawyer.
>> No. 469324 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 12:27 pm
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>>469322
I'd say people are far less hedonistic than they used to be in general.

A lot of young people are boring as fuck.
>> No. 469325 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 12:35 pm
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>>469318
>As kids growing up, we were always disappointed that our parents wouldn't go to McDonald's with us
As a kid, McDonald's represents a great success. As an adult it represents failure.
>> No. 469327 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 12:49 pm
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>>469321

https://www.safestore.co.uk/getmedia/b967db9b-479d-4dcf-b0ca-528d98580b36/Licence-Agreement-Feb-25.pdf.aspx

>17.2. If any sum payable under the Licence is still outstanding one month after the service of written notice from Us requiring You to pay all outstanding amounts in full, or if You fail to collect the Goods after We have required You to collect them or if You fail to collect the Goods on expiry or termination of this Licence, We may in Our absolute discretion:
>[...]
>17.2.2. send You a further notice in writing setting out the amount outstanding at the date of that notice and informing You that, if You do not pay the outstanding amount in full within 14 days of the date of the notice, We will sell some or all of the Goods as if We were the owner of the Goods and will pass all ownership of the Goods to the buyer. If You do not make payment in full within the time limits set out in the notice to sell, You authorise and consent to the sale or disposal of all Goods without further notice regardless of their nature or value.


You'll have to see which parts of that apply to your case. But if you didn't pay your arrears in time, then they had the right to sell your stuff, as per your agreement. Even if you rang their staff and they said to you on the phone that it was fine, you're still on shaky ground because you probably don't have it in writing.
>> No. 469328 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 3:19 pm
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Why do my film cameras, where the paint has worn away to expose the brass, smell distinctly of garlic?
>> No. 469329 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 3:32 pm
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I had a complete wood pigeon invasion here just a minute ago. I've got a bird feeder in the back garden that attracts a good bit of wildlife, but six or seven wood pigeons all at the same time was a bit much. I tried to take a photo of them for .gs, but I guess I startled them and off they went.
>> No. 469330 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 3:46 pm
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>>469328

The metal doesn't smell, but it reacts with the oils and acids on your skin to produce various smelly compounds. If the smell annoys you, a quick buff with some wax furniture polish will seal the metal and prevent the problem.
>> No. 469331 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 8:01 pm
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You reckon t'pope's gonna die, then?
>> No. 469332 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 8:06 pm
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>>469331
Nah 'e's immortal in ar' father's 'evenly grace.
>> No. 469333 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 8:25 pm
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>>469331
Well, eventually. It's pretty much inevitable in the long run. But will he outlast the hypochondriac who posts here?
>> No. 469335 Anonymous
6th March 2025
Thursday 11:56 pm
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>>469327
Thanks for the info and not roundly calling me a twat for getting into this. I was going through a wobbly and didn't see their emails over the period of termination, but saw invoices still coming in. My registered phone number got disconnected and my secondary contact didn't answer the phone when they rang. I don't think I have a leg to stand on there because I'm guessing that if you're not recovering from something in hospital then it doesn't really count as being out of contact.

>Even if you rang their staff and they said to you on the phone that it was fine, you're still on shaky ground because you probably don't have it in writing.
I've got it in writing now, from another guy there who confirmed that I spoke to his colleague 3 weeks ago, 2 weeks *after* the sale, and was asked for ~£1,000 payment to be made by the end of that week, He even updated my secondary contact info because I told him my secondary contact had moved out (he hasn't, he's just a twat).

"My colleague was new" is the reason they gave in writing for why I wasn't told on the phone at the time, or given any followup email.

I've asked for it to be escalated to head office because while it can be argued I cost myself the extra 2 weeks after I was asked to make payment, they provably cost me the several days between that. I also stated that I made 0 commitment to paying at the end of the week, and as I was unemployed and going through a mental health episode I could only try and pay as soon as possible and wait for any notice of termination.

They've not contested any of this in writing and confirmed bits and pieces. I asked for it to be escalated to head office. They've also contacted the buyer and it's on their volition to get in touch with me. He's got my entire childhood lol. I hope he isn't a twat. I'd even help him sell some of it, just...fuck, the marvel comics. Fuck. Galactus' first appearance in original print from my dad's attic. lmao I suck. Fuck. Some of this was family stuff.

I know I've dug my own grave here but life's been hell for a year and I'm impressed I didn't kill myself, but now I feel I've lost an anchor I need right now.
>> No. 469336 Anonymous
7th March 2025
Friday 7:59 am
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I swear that 'toastie' bread used to be a lot thicker than it is these days.
>> No. 469337 Anonymous
7th March 2025
Friday 9:13 am
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I've just spent £20 on EuroMillions tickets. What should I treat us to when I win the jackpot?
>> No. 469338 Anonymous
7th March 2025
Friday 9:17 am
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>>469337
With that jackpot you should be able us at least three, maybe even four Freddos each.
>> No. 469339 Anonymous
7th March 2025
Friday 10:17 am
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>>469335

>I don't think I have a leg to stand on there because I'm guessing that if you're not recovering from something in hospital then it doesn't really count as being out of contact.

Termination notices don't require acknowledgement by the recipient, especially not if they follow the rules set forth in your lease agreement which you both signed. As long as there is reasonable assumption based on the circumstances that the notice has reached or should have reached you or your second contact, there'll be little you can do. Out of contact would mean that neither you nor your second contact had a reasonable way of receiving the notice. That's about the only way a termination notice can be kept from going into effect, and you would have to provide proof.

All you can really do now is appeal to their good will. And possibly that of the buyer. But it could be that they hear stories like yours every other day and aren't receptive, because there are always reasons like yours why somebody's got arrears and forfeits their storage unit.

I know it's hard to get caught up in things when you're going through a rough patch, and before you know it there are stacks of unopened mail and unpaid bills on your kitchen table. I've been there. But the best thing you can do is grit your teeth and open every letter and e-mail that comes in, right on the day, no matter how unpleasant. Because not attending to unpleasant mail or e-mails has a tendency for even more unpleasant consequences over time.
>> No. 469340 Anonymous
7th March 2025
Friday 10:46 am
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My bank just charged me £4 for using their customer car park the other day, while the barriers were up, although one of their staff told me a while ago that that usually means there's a malfunction, so that parking is free of charge for anybody who enters and exits during that time. You've normally got a 30-minute period where it's free for you as their customer, and after that, it's £2 an hour. You have to swipe your debit card and it's then directly billed to your account.

So I called them and asked why they charged me the four quid, given that I didn't even swipe my card, on account of the barriers being up. So they would have had no way of knowing I was even there. But they told me they installed ANPR a while ago, and were able to match my number plate to my debit card from previous times that I used their car park. Which seems a bit dodgy, because I don't think I ever agreed to it, but they told me there's a sign with fine print at the entrance that says that by using their car park, you agree to them gathering your number plate and debit card information for payment processing. So I said, but what if it was somebody else entering through the open barriers with my car, and they said, well, somebody is then still using their car park, and I'd then have to ask them to compensate me. And then I said, well what if that number plate isn't even in your system yet and they're not swiping their card. And they said in that case, they do a DVLA request and bill the owner by post.

Bastards.
>> No. 469341 Anonymous
7th March 2025
Friday 11:43 am
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I just realised "gamer" is going to become the male equivalent of "spinster" in the coming decades.
>> No. 469378 Anonymous
10th March 2025
Monday 6:41 am
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It's cold again. I think I was experiencing photosynthesis, I don't want to go back.
>> No. 469380 Anonymous
10th March 2025
Monday 10:56 am
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>>469378

I turned the heating off two nights in a row, that's going to save me at least £15 quid on next month's leccy bill. Last night I turned it back on but at the lowest possible setting just to make sure it takes the edge off.

Electric heating, fuck my life. Worst decision I've ever made, but I am stuck here now, oh well.
>> No. 469381 Anonymous
10th March 2025
Monday 11:10 am
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>>469380
Have you considered a blanket or comfy hoodie?
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10th March 2025
Monday 11:34 am
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>>469381

I have a wonderfully warm dressing gown which I wear near permanently through the winter. I can run the heating far lower than most people would and be comfortable. Sometimes I visit customers for work and it feels like a furnace in their house.

But you can't get away without heating your property at all, a blanket and a hoodie won't prevent damp and mould and other such issues that come with our climate. Even at minimal settings, and only having the radiators turned on in three of five rooms, it's still ridiculously expensive.
>> No. 469384 Anonymous
10th March 2025
Monday 11:46 am
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>>469383
Can't you just open the windows for a bit and let the air circulate?
>> No. 469385 Anonymous
10th March 2025
Monday 11:52 am
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>>469384

That only works when it's not wet outside too. I don't know if you actually live in England but our weather, especially over the winter, is hardly known for its dryness, is it.

Go on, what's your next genius idea, "Have you tried living somewhere warm instead?"
>> No. 469386 Anonymous
10th March 2025
Monday 11:54 am
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>>469385
Have you considered taking up smoking a pipe?
>> No. 469387 Anonymous
10th March 2025
Monday 12:02 pm
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>>469386

I've been trying to get off the crack honestly.
>> No. 469389 Anonymous
10th March 2025
Monday 11:40 pm
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Literally moments away from getting into bed and I remembered I have washing hanging out. Stupid memory, I should start drinking more.
>> No. 469390 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 12:07 am
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>>469389

Similar thing happened to me just now. Forgot to put the bin out for tomorrow. I have my local bin schedule stuck on my kitchen wall, neatly printed out in colour every month, but I keep forgetting to look at it at night.
>> No. 469391 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 12:28 am
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>>469389
Have you considered remembering things?
>> No. 469392 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 12:35 am
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>>469391

DO YOU REMEMBER SPANGLES? DO YOU REMEMBER CLACKERS? DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT I LOOKED LIKE BEFORE I GOT INTO CHEMSEX?
>> No. 469393 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 1:43 am
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>>469390

Only slightly related but the bin men didn't show up last week, it seems they missed our estate entirely. Nobody has given up hope yet, everyone's bin has been out on the road since Thursday. I reported it to the council yesterday, because everyone around here is old and probably doesn't use the internet, I might have been the only one who did.

There's no option for "you have clearly neglected an entire postcode prefix" so what I've technically reported is they've forgot my bin specifically. I assume that sort of report goes ignored, but I'm hoping the student collective a few blocks away might have been more likely to mass report.
>> No. 469394 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 9:45 am
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>>469391
Hey, come on now. I'm depressed enough already, I don't need that bollocks.
>> No. 469395 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 9:53 am
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>>469394
Have you considered seeing your GP and getting 6 weeks of naff CBT and some pills that make you feel like a robot?
>> No. 469396 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 10:21 am
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>>469395
My brother, I am 10 steps ahead of you.
>> No. 469397 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 2:12 pm
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Just fixed our family's old sewing machine, a Brother 345 from the 1960s. Well chuffed with myself. The electric motor was burned out, and it's next to impossible to find a modern motor with the same or similar enough specs. I guess technology has changed. Anyway, found somebody on Gumtree who was selling that exact motor for £15. Can't complain.

Old appliances like that are a lot like vintage cars. Some parts can fail, and they can be temperamental, but they're usually of such simple and straightforward design and construction that almost any hobbyist with a toolbox can fix them.

The sewing machine itself is built like a tank. Its body is cast iron and all the motion comes from an intricate set of all stainless steel levers, gears and camshafts inside. Old sewing machines actually had camshafts not entirely unlike those in your car. And when you watch it spin with the top cover removed, it actually reminds you of an engine. Altogether, it literally weighs about 30 lbs. There's probably a reason why this machine has been in our family for 60 years.
>> No. 469398 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 3:05 pm
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>>469395

I'm not sure I see how cock and ball torture would help this situation.
>> No. 469399 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 3:54 pm
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>>469398
I'll try anything at this point.
>> No. 469400 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 3:56 pm
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>>469399
Have you tried putting your underwear on the radiator overnight?
>> No. 469401 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 3:59 pm
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I'm gonna have wraps for tea when I get home from work. How do I elevate them? So far I'm thinking of:

- Shawarma.
- Allioli.
- Pomegranate seeds.
- Pepper.

With flavoured cous cous, salad and roast chickpeas on the side.
>> No. 469402 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 4:20 pm
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Someone from the council came to look my shared home, and I've just found out that they may be issuing an emergency prohibition order by the end of the week.

So how has your week been going?
>> No. 469403 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 4:42 pm
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>>469402

£370 for an new exhaust system on my car. Could have been worse, my local garage are pretty decent, but I've been putting it off for two months because I knew it would be pricey and didn't have that kind of money to hand. This month was the first month since about November that I was going to have money left over at the end of the month but now I won't.

I'm not having to cut out any essentials or worry about money overall, it's just getting to be a bloody arseache how there's always one thing or another comes up and then I have to spend another month telling myself "Next month, don't worry, next month you can treat yourself to a trip somewhere, next month you can go out for a few drinks. Next month."
>> No. 469404 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 4:43 pm
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>>469402
I got cowboyed at my house. I asked a guy to come round and quote me to fix my roof. The last lot charged me £350 and did absolutely nothing that I have been able to see, but today’s roofers looked at my roof and saw what they’d done, and quoted me £2000. I fancied living dangerously so I paid it. They kept ringing me to tell me they’d found things that would increase the price, but I told them I wasn’t paying any more, and four hours later, they were done. I paid £2000 for four hours of replacing a roof tile and doing admittedly quite a lot of pointing. I’m such a fuckwit and everyone who has heard this story has lost respect for me so far.

However, I have spent the past few weeks really feeling like I had too much money. I spent £250 over the weekend on going out, going to John Lewis, buying a pillow, buying underpants and socks, and then also buying some new curtains. My current bank balance has been a danger to my wisdom. That bubble is now burst and I no longer feel rich at all. I am back to my skinflint ways.
>> No. 469405 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 4:50 pm
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>>469404
Get a load of Mr. John Lewis pillows over here!
>> No. 469406 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 4:53 pm
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>>469405
I am wearing my new John Lewis underpants and they are the business. It’s been a while since I have owned a pair of boxer shorts that were this easy to piss out of. Well worth £28 for three pairs.
>> No. 469407 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 5:19 pm
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>>469406

I just don't wear underpants any more. For work I have a few pairs of "boxers" that are actually pyjama shorts. Maximum comfort.

But if I am at home I am not restraining my giant cock or balls at all, it'll be commando at all times, if indeed I am even wearing bottoms at all.
>> No. 469408 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 5:44 pm
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>>469407
Do you enjoy a chafed penis?
>> No. 469409 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 5:48 pm
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>>469408

The entire point is allowing the appendage to freely move as needed, thus eliminating any chafage, entrapment or compression hazards.

Tight underwear was invented by the Quakers to supplement circumcision and a shit diet in their war against healthy male sexual function.
>> No. 469410 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 6:53 pm
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I don't much care to have my chap flopping around. Maybe I'd feel differently if my cock was massive too, but I was not so blessed.

Doesn't it get cold when you're out during the Winter? Mine does.
>> No. 469411 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 8:52 pm
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>>469409

>The entire point is allowing the appendage to freely move as needed, thus eliminating any chafage

Movement is what creates chafing, though.

I've worn briefs all my life, and I can't imagine any different. Especially not boxer briefs that Murrikins apparently wear under their pants. I tried that a few times, one of my exes got me a three pack of them for Christmas once, but I couldn't quite figure out how you tuck the briefs under your jeans without them showing and looking bulky. And they were uncomfortable, because I noticed that I don't like my stuff moving around in my pants the way it does when you're wearing boxers.
>> No. 469412 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 9:19 pm
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I've been catching up with Gladiators on iPlayer and I'm convinced it's rigged. If there's a large points gap between the contestants then the Gladiators quite clearly go easy on the one behind while targeting the one in the lead so that there isn't too much of a head start in the eliminator.
>> No. 469413 Anonymous
11th March 2025
Tuesday 9:22 pm
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>>469411
>Movement is what creates chafing, though.

Have you considered wearing boxers that are not made of sandpaper?

No but seriously, if you have an intact penis with its nice snug turtle neck keeping the head safe, I can't imagine how rubbing loosely against nice soft pyjama style cotton (or any other fabric really) is enough to at all bother you.
>> No. 469414 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 12:44 am
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>>469404
>I fancied living dangerously so I paid it.
I haven't actually paid it yet; I just agreed to pay it. Tonight, my friend went to the pub and asked various tradesmen she knows how much I should have paid. Allegedly, I should have paid about £300 rather than £2000. And I haven't paid it yet, of course.

My roofer rang me earlier asking for the money, and I said I would check out his work in daylight, tomorrow morning. He's going to ring again because he can't leave me alone. But I think I might offer him £1000 instead of the £2000 we agreed.

Do I have any legal rights here?
>> No. 469415 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 3:12 am
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>>469414
Hire some extras and a big camera and stage a taping of Rogue Traders.

Either that or offer them £500 and a pair of lightly used John Lewis knickers.
>> No. 469416 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 8:52 am
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>>469415
He phoned me five times before I’d even got up, but I still paid the full £2000 in the end because he gave me a giant sob story that I was “discriminating against me because I’m a traveller.” I wasn’t doing, and I didn’t even know, but perhaps I need to train my gypsy-sense because even a good honest job-having one like that turns out to be better off avoided.
>> No. 469418 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 8:57 am
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>>469414

Imagine if you quoted somebody two grand to manage their IT and they tried to get away with paying you one. Fucking weasely middle class rat bastard, pay him what you agreed.
>> No. 469419 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 10:03 am
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>>469418
Would you pay someone £2,000 for replacing an ethernet cable? Being that much of a rube is far more symptomatic of being middle class than telling someone to piss off for doing basically sod all.
>> No. 469420 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 10:37 am
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>>469419

Of course I wouldn't, but the point of refusal is before the work is carried out. If you agree to pay £2k to replace an ethernet cable, more fool you, but once you've agreed to it, you've agreed to it, fair and square.

If the other party botched the job, and therefore didn't hold up to their end of the agreement either, that's another matter. But so long as pikeylad actually sorted the issue I don't think egyptiancottonlad has a leg to stand on.
>> No. 469421 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 10:51 am
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>>469419

Not sure if it's middle class, but it always costs money when you're not handy to do jobs around the house yourself.

The work otherlad had done sounds a lot like something that somebody without two left hands could have done themselves in a weekend. Maybe the roof tile was in an inconvenient or less accessible spot, but as long as it's not right at the top of a gable roof, I'd probably replace it myself.

A while ago, my boiler wasn't working properly. I got a quote on the phone from an HVAC place and told them the fault code on my boiler's display, and they said that at the very least, it meant they'd have to replace the cooling fan assembly. Being very familiar with my boiler's make, they said it was a job that's usually about £500 for the cooling fan assembly and some £200 in labour. I asked them if they couldn't just fix the assembly, but they told me it'd probably be even more expensive. I then went on the Internet where I was able to find out that my particular fault code was usually caused by a particular 100 uF capacitor on the circuit board going bad. Luckily I had one of those exact capacitors in my parts bin and replaced it, which costs around 80p. And the fault hasn't occurred since.

Most handiwork isn't rocket science. Look at the people you've had in to do jobs around your house. It's not like most of them are Mensa members. They probably just barely left school with their GCSEs.
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12th March 2025
Wednesday 11:06 am
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>>469421

I'm handy, but I draw the line at roofing. I wouldn't get pikeys to do it though, and I'd always get two quotes for any job costing more than a couple of hundred quid.
>> No. 469423 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 12:48 pm
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Remember that big fat musician who was popular a few years ago? He was called something like Beefcap or Pufferman or something. He was rubbish.
>> No. 469424 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 12:59 pm
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>>469423
Rag and Bone man?
>> No. 469425 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 1:06 pm
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>>469421

Most stuff just takes a bit of google searching, it's just a matter of having the tools and the confidence to have a go. Not everybody has the tools, and I can't blame somebody not to have the confidence messing around with something that could be dangerous like a gas boiler.

You say it's not rocket science, but you only had the wherewithal to know what an 80uf capacitor is and how to go about replacing it because you're a big nerd, if you didn't have that background knowledge already, it would have taken a significant bit more homework, and you wouldn't be 100% confident to do it because it'd be your first time even using a soldering iron.

Personally I am fine doing anything involving electricals or general DIY hammers and nails kind of stuff around the house, but I can't do much with my car because I lack the tools and don't have a private driveway or garage where I have the space to safely start taking it apart and mucking about. That's why garages exist though innit, not everyone can do everything, so you pay other people to do it. That's how the economy works.
>> No. 469426 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 1:10 pm
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>>469424
Yeah, yeah, that was it. Thank you, NMElad.
>> No. 469427 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 1:29 pm
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Having a curry on a weeknight was a mistake. I struggled to do anything last night and I'm struggling today, I just want to sit on my arse watching an old movie.

What foods do productive people eat?
>> No. 469428 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 1:33 pm
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>>469427

Chicken and rice. No condiments. Final destination.
>> No. 469431 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 2:05 pm
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>>469425

What does help is that I'm a big Arduino nerd, and over the years I've built dozens of standalone circuits that all involved extensive soldering of some kind, and it also gave me a good working knowledge of what components on a circuit board do. I've also been doing all my own car repairs for over 20 years.

I didn't mean to point fingers and be judgemental about people who are just out of their depth with all these things. Everybody has their own areas of expertise. My point was that it's fairly easy to learn a good bit of those practical skills without a need for formal training.

I'm not sure where I draw the line. I've also run 230V wiring through the basement and garage here, with power outlets. I read through Part P and BS 7671 regulations and made sure I understood them and did the work to those standards, as well as general health and safety regulations for electricians, and then just went ahead and installed them. I can confidently say that it wouldn't look much different if I'd called in an electrician.

Should you be messing with high voltage wiring and do those kinds of installations if you haven't a clue? Absolutely not. In that case, it really is dangerous and can kill you. But in the end, the required knowledge isn't wizardry. You won't have the same level of skill as a trained electrician. But on the other hand, that electrician didn't spend his years of training just running wiring through a basement.
>> No. 469432 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 2:18 pm
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HAIL STORM.
>> No. 469433 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 2:44 pm
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I bet most people don't even realise how much space you save when you take your Chicago Towns, fish pies, and lasagnes out of the cardboard box before you put them in the freezer. Absolute mindless NPC drones most people aren't they.

I also took the plastic drawer out of the top couple of shelves because what's the point. Got about a month's worth of lazy arse microwave meals in there now (although it'll last far longer because I only really eat them when I work lates.)
>> No. 469434 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 2:54 pm
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>>469433
Chicago Town pizzas went to shit when they changed the sauce.
>> No. 469435 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 3:47 pm
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>>469432
That was a very brief storm. You must be close by.
>> No. 469436 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 6:12 pm
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>>469425

I spent most of my life wondering why more people didn't just google stuff and try it, and never really figured out it was simply because it's so foreign to them they lack the confidence to even try it.

I only really absorbed this when I talked about it with someone who knows me far too well, and they said "yeah, well a phone call is easy too but it took you about three days of working up to it to ring BT"
>> No. 469437 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 6:54 pm
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I think I might be turning into one of those crusty old men who boils a perpetual stew every day. I've been persting with boiled lentils and onions but I can't keep it from boiling over. Not only that but I haven't washed my cothes in a month and seem to becoming increasingly retarded.
>> No. 469438 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 6:58 pm
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>>469436
I’m the poster who agreed to pay a gypsy (I didn’t know he was a gypsy!!!!!) five times the going rate to fix my roof, and I had multiple friends and relatives genuinely beg me not to attempt my own roofing. I wanted to try it myself, but I allowed myself to be dissuaded. These friends do all joke amongst themselves that I am bad at I-refuse-to-say-adulting, and I guess they were right.
>> No. 469439 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 7:04 pm
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>>469435

I had it too. We do all live within 30 mile radius of Beeston though don't we.
>> No. 469440 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 7:23 pm
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Had McDonald's this evening. On an order for five people there were five items missing, which seems to be a not uncommon occurrence with them. I can't ever recall going to a Burger King and having them not bring everything out.
>> No. 469441 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 7:37 pm
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>>469438

If you're not good at DIY, then there's no shame in having somebody do it for you. I did some minor work on some roof flashing a few days ago, in an area of my roof that's pretty safe and where there's no immediate danger of falling off, but when I looked down, it looked a bit scary, because I was still a good four metres off the ground.

I guess my ambition to DIY most things around the house comes from my parents. They weren't penny pinchers, and they never had to be, but they both knew their way around saving a bit (and sometimes, loads) of money by not always calling in experts to do jobs that are reasonably straightforward.
>> No. 469442 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 8:41 pm
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All this talk about DIY has got me wondering. The pipes under my kitchen sink were designed by a spacker, so I had to call in a plumber to unblock them at least once or twice a year, at £80 a pop. Once I got the gist of what he was doing, I ordered an electric drain auger for £100 and have since saved hundreds of pounds unblocking my own pipes. Could I run a decent side hustle as a simple unblocker of drains or do I need to be a certified plumber?

On gypsies: how does one even tell them apart from regular Irish people? I once shared drinks with what I presumed to be a normal Irishman, but then realised he was a traveller when he started talking about his amateur boxing career, and then threatened to punch my lights out if I didn't give him £10 for the sips of whiskey he offered. The amateur boxing thing didn't seem to be an idle boast, considering he had hands the size of hams and those fucked up knuckles you see on boxers. I told him that it wasn't very sporting of him, considering that I'd given him a can of beer and some fags, and this reminder defused the situation - as if he'd momentarily forgotten about my reciprocity, or maybe he was testing to see if he could get away with it. Had I known he was a gyppo from the get-go I would've continued walking on my merry drunken way and would not have engaged.

Maybe it's the kind of thing that comes from being around enough Irish people and gypsies to tell the difference. As a city-slicker, I don't know enough about them to not get into weird situations. On the flipside, I've seen enough country bumpkins get robbed at raves to think that they have no idea how to tell roadmen apart from regular black fellas.
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12th March 2025
Wednesday 8:56 pm
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>>469442
My gypsy wasn't even Irish, to be clear: if anything, he sounded like a Geordie with a speech impediment. I wouldn't trust an Irish roofer just because I've never met an Irish person who wasn't exceptionally well-off, so any tradesmen with Irish accents are probably gypsies in my experience.
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12th March 2025
Wednesday 9:33 pm
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>>469443

In my experience they generally don't sound Irish, they obviously have similarities in the accent but it is its own distinct and quite recognisable thing. I suspect most of them know well enough by now that they are better off hiding it and trying to speak a bit more normally, though, because anybody with an ounce of sense immediately and entirely distrusts them once they've been clocked as a pikey.

Personally though I just don't trust strangers until I have a reason to believe they are trustworthy, I'll make smalltalk but you keep your guard up until you get a read on them. Maybe that's what growing up in a rougher area does to you, but spend enough time in and around the smoking areas of dodgy pubs and you learn it's often hard to gauge at a glance who's just a friendly drunk, and who's a nutcase you should avoid.
>> No. 469445 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 9:44 pm
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>>469442

>Could I run a decent side hustle as a simple unblocker of drains or do I need to be a certified plumber?

Yeah, there's no law stopping you. The homeowner could sue you if you really fuck something up. You'd only need qualification if you did work on gas systems.

>how does one even tell them apart from regular Irish people?

Gypsies and Irish Travellers are two separate ethnic groups, although travellers often refer to themselves as gypsies. Travellers have a distinctive accent, but I don't know how to describe it in text. If you assume that any tradesman with a vaguely Irish accent is a traveller, you'll be right more often than not. Proper gypsies (i.e. ethnic Roma) can't be bothered with being rogue traders, they just shoplift, pickpocket and beg.
>> No. 469449 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 11:04 pm
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>>469445

>Yeah, there's no law stopping you. The homeowner could sue you if you really fuck something up.

Also, you'd be a bit of a one-trick pony if all you did was unblock pipes with a machine. What if the blockage is from tree roots growing through clay pipes? That's where your job would end, and where a real plumber would earn a tidy sum either lining the pipes or doing earthworks to replace them.
>> No. 469450 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 11:07 pm
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>> No. 469451 Anonymous
12th March 2025
Wednesday 11:29 pm
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An Amazon delivery driver seems to always get confused on his route and leave packages for other buildings in my downstairs delivery box. I didn't think much of it on Monday and just put it on the end of the boxes so he can realise his mistake but then it just ended up back at my box.

So I thought fuck it, it's a thin package anyway and Amazon will have refunded the recipient by now. I'm not going to ring some strangers doorbell to drop off something small a few days after he's reported it missing. I put it in my bag when I was going out shopping so it looked like I was going to drop it off for the building security cameras and then snuck it up to see what's inside. I now have a rose-pink iPhone charging cable, a guilty conscience and evidence to dispose of.

What am I going to do with a rose-pink USB-A cable. Everyone will know I've nicked it or assume I have some mistress who has left it behind. And there's the package label I need to get rid of as well. Frankly a life of crime isn't for me.
>> No. 469453 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 10:46 am
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Getting proper full fibre broadband put in next week me.

I noticed CityFibre had come along and put a box in downstairs without telling anyone at some point last year, so I've been meaning to do it for a while, but I was still tied into the remainder of my contract with BT either way. Now that it's expired I am straight in there on one of those introductory offers.

Apparently I'll be going from ~30mbit to full gigabit. I'm excited, it's gonna be like when we first got broadband at home when I was a teenager. I'm going to download so, so, so much porn.
>> No. 469454 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 12:42 pm
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>>469453
>Getting proper full fibre broadband put in next week me.
I thought you were talking about toilets. Like, you'd changed your lifestyle to include a full fiber diet.

I'm still rocking 30 down 2 up, it's never been much of a problem saving for a days worth of downloading if I ever buy a new game.

I've mentioned it before but I find there's little reason to bigger is better. Greater download would encourage higher resolution, larger file transfers and godknows what else I'm unaware of, each demanding greater electricities. Doesn't seem worth it for a bit of convinience. In truth I wouldn't know what to do with it.
>> No. 469455 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 1:45 pm
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>>469454

I've never minded too much, other than as you say, waiting 12+ hours to download a new game. I can stream perfectly fine, online gaming is acceptably fast because it hardly takes any bandwidth anyway. I can still download a film in 10-20 minutes or a couple of dozen albums in half an hour. I don't rely on piracy as much as I used to as a younglad but it's definitely nice to have when you want something that's not on the streaming services.

But I think part of that is likely just purely the fact I have been used to it, all the way into my early 20s I never even had internet faster than 1 or 2mb/s, I only briefly had faster than that for a couple of years when I was in a flat that had Virgin cable broadband; and that was pretty crap for the price too. Every now and again though, I am reminded how these speeds are absolutely rubbish by modern standards. I was at a friend's a while ago and suggested a game to him, which he bought and had downloaded within fifteen minutes. Meanwhile I had left my computer on at home because it would take all night just to download a patch for Stalker 2.

Either way, I am still paying more for my current connection than I will be for the new one, so there's no logical reason not to switch.
>> No. 469457 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 4:25 pm
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I have got Wordle in two guesses on three separate occasions in the past week and a half.
>> No. 469458 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 5:50 pm
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I know three male primary school teachers and two of them are gay. Is it a stereotype?
>> No. 469459 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 7:01 pm
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>>469458
The stereotype is that straight men working with kids are carpet-baggers and that kids are all dirty nappies. I used to work with children and then when I got bored of office work I briefly became a nursery teacher, you definately do have a filter at work.
>> No. 469460 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 7:48 pm
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Just had a Murrikin in front of me in the queue at the service station. I gathered that he just got off the plane a few days ago, and he got chatty with servicestationlad, and kept saying that fuel prices were incredibly expensive over here, and something like, "How do you guys afford this?". Servicestationlad then pointed at Septiclad's Nissan Juke hire car outside and said, well, a car like that probably gets better fuel economy than a big American truck. But Septiclad said, "Yeah, but still... eight bucks a gallon... that's scary!".

Bless them. Unimaginative lot.
>> No. 469461 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 8:17 pm
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>>469460

They're just trying to be nice, bless 'em. A lot of it really is just that default cultural norms between the US and here completely clash. We don't like small talk, we do it just to take the awkward edge off; they genuinely and earnestly do. Likewise, our way of showing warmth and friendliness is by taking the piss out of each other, whereas they don't understand it and take it genuine hostility.

Total tangent here but it's a wonderful thing this internet really, I've learned more about other cultures than I would ever have hoped to if I was born a couple of decades earlier. That's how I justify it to myself that I have more friends on the internet than in real life, at least.
>> No. 469462 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 10:07 pm
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I've had my £15 thermos flask from Mountain Warehouse for little over 3 weeks, refilled multiple times a day, and it's already broken. I can't find a failure in the lining nor is it leaking, but I can feel the heat seeping through it's double layer and it holds for less than an hour now when it say's 8.
Can't really complain considering the price, but I wanna.
>> No. 469463 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 10:18 pm
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>>469461

It's nice to know that if I'm ever sent to war against the Russians, I'll be able to hurl insults across no man's land in their own language.
>> No. 469464 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 10:31 pm
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>>469463

All that time on online shooters will will absolutely feel worthwhile when we can shout CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE over the parapet. Maybe get a couple bits of cardboard and spray A and B on them, and put them up at either end of the trench for extra bantz.
>> No. 469465 Anonymous
13th March 2025
Thursday 11:19 pm
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If they're putting .gs lads in the infantry, myself included, then whatever war we're fighting has long passed the point where we stood a chance of victory.
>> No. 469466 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 12:04 am
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>>469463

I was online friends for a few years with a Czech lass. Back when Skype was in its heyday. She always shared much of her family life, including pictures, Czech customs, the lot. She never really wanted to tell me any good Czech insults, but at least I know now that copious amounts of slivovice go with just about anything, for any occasion from funerals to bachelorette parties.

We lost contact at some point. Ana, you were good fun. And I would have, if you'd lived closer.
>> No. 469467 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 1:40 am
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>>469466

Czech ex learned me a few, "ty vole" meaning "you steer" is either an endearing term like to a mate, or a bit like when you sarcastically and patronisingly call someone "pal" if you say it to a stranger. "Buserant" is literally faggot, and you don't use it unless you want a fight. There's all the ones that overlap with Polish and Russian like piča (pussy), čubka (bitch), kurwa/děvka (whore/slut/prostitute), yebat which more or less means "it's fucked" or sort of like, "fuck [thing/person]", etc. Their grammar is daft as fuck though so it's hard to make them more elaborate without a deeper understanding of the language.

Did she tell you about the fish in the bathtub at Christmas? Fuckin' Slavs man, crazy folk. Love 'em.
>> No. 469468 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 9:50 am
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I find that an hour is a very long time for a lunch break when I'm WFH.
>> No. 469469 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 10:16 am
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The news ticker/adverts on my phone that I can't turn off just said something about Starmer abolishing the NHS.
>> No. 469470 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 10:22 am
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>>469467

Right, I think I knew kurwa. But other than that, she always said she didn't want the first things I'd learn in her language to be "ugly" words. She was very sweet in that way.
>> No. 469471 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 12:35 pm
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>>469469
“NHS England” is some supervisory body or something. It’s not the NHS. But if you’re getting those AI news alerts that make stuff up, then they could well have said he was abolishing the actual NHS. He isn’t, though; he’s just abolishing NHS England, which is not the same as the NHS in England.
>> No. 469472 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 3:13 pm
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Comically .gs problem: I've got a real hankering to buy an old Peugeot 106 as a project car, but there's no way that my girlfriend would fit in it.
>> No. 469473 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 3:39 pm
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>>469472
That never stopped Johnny Sack.
>> No. 469474 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 4:13 pm
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Does anyone remember that televised meditation broadcast around the 90s/00s, perfromed by a young kid around 14 years, over the course of a week or so?
I remember being mezmerised by the event but I can't think how to search for it online.
>> No. 469491 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 7:16 pm
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>>469472

This post has made my evening, lad. Thank you.

Get it anyway.
>> No. 469493 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 7:39 pm
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>>469472

>but there's no way that my girlfriend would fit in it

Is she very tall?





I know you're probably fattychaserlad.
>> No. 469521 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 8:19 am
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Why the fuck is my TV licence now £15 a month?
>> No. 469524 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 2:16 pm
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Toying with the idea of using 'hyphenated' as a slur prefix.
>Shut it, you hyphenated penis.
Thoughts?
>> No. 469525 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 2:58 pm
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>>469524
I think everyone's a bit too tired for that kind of whimsy these days, it also implies you don't know what "hyphenated" means, or that you're at least okay implying you're someone who doesn't know what it means. And we, after all, who we pretend to be.
>> No. 469526 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 3:09 pm
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>>469525
I'm not sure I'd become someone who doesn't know what hyphenated means just by misusing it. I was enjoying the mental imagery of a penis with an abruptly very thin part half way down the shaft.
>> No. 469527 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 3:16 pm
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>>469521

Moreover, why are you paying it?
>> No. 469528 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 3:18 pm
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>>469527
I am wondering that. I think all I watch on BBC is Gladiators.
>> No. 469529 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 4:31 pm
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>>469527
It’s the right thing to do, even if it’s optional. I’m a big fan of the BBC, but I stopped paying my TV licence when I moved, because I was so angry at how they would write to me before the licence had expired telling me I had to pay already. The plan was to only steal TV for a few months, or maximum one year, but I think I’m up to three years now and they still haven’t tried particularly hard to find me.
>> No. 469530 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 7:31 pm
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What I don't like when I'm feeling poorly is when my balls feel really heavy and achy.
>> No. 469531 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 9:37 pm
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>>469530
Tried this one with the nurse when I was in hospital and it didn't go well.
>> No. 469532 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 9:55 pm
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>>469531

A man is in hospital after an accident and his entire head is wrapped in bandages. A nurse comes in and the man says, "Nurse, are my testicles black?". The nurse replies, "Pardon?". So the man says again, "Are my testicles black?" The nurse, with a look of bewilderment on her face, says to the man, "I can't imagine that they would be. Dou you want me to check?" The man nods. And so the nurse lifts up the sheets and the man's hospital gown, has a feel of the man's testicles, and says, "There is nothing wrong with your testicles!" The man then manages to push the bandages up from his mouth a bit and says, "Thank you, nurse, but you didn't have to do that. What I wanted to know was, are my test results back?"
>> No. 469533 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 10:19 pm
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>>469532

Yeah we've heard that one before.

ARE YOU A SARDINE
>> No. 469534 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 7:26 am
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The bastard car needs de-icing for the first time in ages. Fuck this.
>> No. 469535 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 10:02 am
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>>469534

I hate the weather this time of year. It's generally warm enough during the day you'd be sweating in your Big Coat but it will still be chilly on the morning and evening, even drop below zero on a night. Your car will be frosted over in the morning but if you get in it two hours later when the sun's been on it it'll be like an oven inside. Preparing for going outside just gets to be a nuisance.

I wish it was basically 17-18 degrees all year round.
>> No. 469536 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 10:56 am
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I'm writing a story as practice, not a very good one. And I want to put a passage about meeting someone, and say something like "I don't believe in physiognomy, due to it being a pseudoscience, but if I did believe in it, I would assume that this man is likely to be a bad person", because the narrator is a stupid retard. Later on he says something like "I don't believe in physiognomy, due to it being a pseudoscience, but if I did believe in it, I would assume that this man is likely to be trustworthy".

Could that be construed as racist. The men in question aren't described in any way beyond having the physiognomy of a bad person.

I haven't written in 16 years and am hyper aware of indirectly creating racist ideas in people's heads and I don't want them to think I'm racist. This is just my idea of a recurring joke that I found funny (due to the total lack of description beyond good/bad facial structure so the audience can imagine it themselves) as I was writing but now feels racist and unfunny.
>> No. 469537 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 11:21 am
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>>469536
How many people do you expect to read this story? It doesn't seem racist to me at all, but I can imagine maybe one person in a thousand might think otherwise. Without meaning to be rude, I don't think 1,000 people are going to read your story, so I say go for it.
>> No. 469538 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 11:24 am
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>>469537
Nobody will read it. But I don't want to put implied dolphin rape in it even if it's for my only my own perusal. What if I die and my family go through my computer and read the story and generate racist imagery in their heads?
>> No. 469539 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 11:53 am
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>>469536

It's only tedious online outrage addicts who perceive a character's thoughts as somehow representative of the author's thoughts. Those people's opinion should be ignored, because they philistines. Hugely immoral and deranged characters like Patrick Bateman or the Joker or whoever else are often by far the most compelling; those characters are how we explore the uglier side of the human experience, and that's one of the biggest reasons art exists.
>> No. 469540 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 12:45 pm
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>>469536

I once wrote a song about an army liberating a village, and taking all the young women as payment (based on the emperor's children in 40k) Everyone I've shown has found it funny. With the exception of a fisherperson academic who is so far gone due to horseshoe theory has committed several sex crimes. I'm sure you will be fine.
>> No. 469541 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 1:14 pm
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>>469540

>fisherperson academic who is so far gone due to horseshoe theory [she] has committed several sex crime

Tell us more. And give me her number.
>> No. 469542 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 2:41 pm
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>>469541

I am sure they are a they by now, apart from when it suits their position to just be 100% female I am sure. So I'm sure you just commited a transgression. No kind of proactive effort to transition mind just an intellectual game.

Was at uni with them. Their ex who they started uni with is still one of my best friends. He had some horror stories about her being manipulative and trying to present him as an arsehole like displaying bruises she had on her arms from him restraing her attacking him. Towards the end of the relationship she very much wanted to have her cake and eat it, by being back and forth with him whenever her lesbian ventures fell through. She was essentially talking herself into full political lesbianism but her own neurotic insecurity held her back. I imagine she is fully now.

I would say they probably fell for every bizarre fisherperson theory that required only a basic understanding of biology or physics to disprove. You know like how rockets are deliberately shaped like penises, that sort of thing.

Actually the best thing they ever did for me was let me read one of their source texts and it was so heavy on the idea that men as a collective group deliberately used sexual assault to maintain power it actually put me off conspiracy theories for life, because in that moment I was fully aware of what the other side of the fence is.

Even as a student they got several disciplinary hearings for not really taking no for an answer and being stalkerish. But of course how could they be with their lack of power.

I lost direct contact with them after uni and me leaving Facebook last real thing I heard was via a shared friend 10 years ago getting up to their old tricks and being questioned for misconduct at whatever institution they were at (I believe some sort of gender studies specific place out in eastern Europe).
>> No. 469543 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 2:45 pm
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>>469542
What's a political lesbian?
>> No. 469544 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 3:14 pm
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>>469543

Fucked if I know, but it's a thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_lesbianism
>> No. 469545 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 3:16 pm
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A political lesbian is someone who becomes a lesbian for political reasons.

Basically when your over-fishing become strong enough that you will your sexuality to be different.
>> No. 469546 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 3:28 pm
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So we're on about Britta?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=144S78aTLOI
>> No. 469547 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 4:17 pm
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>>469545

You reckon it happens the other way round where lads just get so sick of women's shit that they take up cock instead?

Let it be known that I don't actually have Longstanding Issues, I am just Politically Gay.
>> No. 469548 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 4:40 pm
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>>469547
The problem with kissing men is the facial hair, in my opinion.
>> No. 469549 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 5:02 pm
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>>469547

I know men who are asexual largely because of the abuse from their parents. I imagine that might strip the fun out the idea for you though.
>> No. 469550 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 5:11 pm
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>>469548

Guess that's why god gave us femboy twinks. Shame they invariably hit the wall eventually though, I'd have to be like a bumder Leonardo DiCaprio.
>> No. 469551 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 6:32 pm
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>>469550
You wouldn't exactly be breaking new ground, so to speak.
>> No. 469552 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 7:22 pm
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I think it would be nice if I could go one month of my life, one month, without having Gang Bang by Black Lace pop into my head.
>> No. 469553 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 7:34 pm
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>>469551

The bloke who played Cartoon Head in Ideal was also the voice of Pingu. Not a joke, it's just the strangest bit of TV trivia I know.
>> No. 469554 Anonymous
18th March 2025
Tuesday 10:48 pm
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>>469547
I do still wonder if my closet homosexuality is really a fear of intimacy with women.
>> No. 469556 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 1:01 pm
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This year my daughter's school will be decorating potatoes for Easter instead of eggs due to allergies. Seems like nonsense to me.
>> No. 469557 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 1:24 pm
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>>469550
Unfortunately the hot ones are both much rarer and pickier than fit birds. Much easier to stick with shagging women.
>> No. 469558 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 3:40 pm
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>>469550

My missus recently said, in the context of me going to Thailand, that she wouldn't consider it cheating if I shagged a lady boy over there. I thought she was joking but apparently not.

I don't know if this extends to local femboys, but for all I love my girlfriend she is shit at blowjobs, so maybe I should take the pass and use it.

I thought this was strange because she can be quite jealous when it comes to other women. Maybe it's the same sort of thought process that lads have when they say they wouldn't mind if their lass copped off with another woman.

Anyway I'm pretty sure I'm not gay, I've never found myself attracted to a man who wasn't going out of his way to look like a woman, but the knob doesn't put me off at all.
>> No. 469559 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 3:46 pm
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>>469558
Check her bookmarks, you might have a fujoshi on your hands.
>> No. 469560 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 4:03 pm
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>>469558
Would she consider it cheating if she lezzed out?
>> No. 469561 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 5:20 pm
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I heard about simfree smartphones and presumed they're basically wifienabled mini-computers that can make calls via VOIP rather than an actual mobile phone, but searching for 'simless phone' is only bringing up handset deals that don't include nor tie the device to a single network.
Was I wrong to think a 'simless smartphone' exists exists? I want a device with all the functionality of a smartphone but only when it's connected to a local network. Like a mini laptop.
>> No. 469562 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 5:52 pm
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>>469561 E-sims are a thing, where there's a not-a-sim soldered down. However, why not just buy a phone you like and not fit a SIM? My tablet has a SIM slot that I've never used and likely never will. Could you just buy a small tablet without a phone bit? The telephony section of your phone doesn't add much cost or power, and if it's the tracking that worries you, I don't know how to help. Perhaps an OS build without phone support, or open the phone and butcher anything that looks like an antenna, while hoping not to knacker the wifi?
Anyway, get a small tablet, install a SIP client if you like.
>> No. 469563 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 5:52 pm
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Turns out if you put the prepackaged udon noodles in boiling water for a few minutes and prod them occasionally they separate nicely.
>> No. 469564 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 6:03 pm
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>>469563
I shall try this next time I have udon noodles and report back.
>> No. 469565 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 6:59 pm
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>>469557

Can you get femboys with vaginas? Has gender science advanced far enough to make such possibilities a reality yet?
>> No. 469566 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 7:19 pm
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>>469565
My friend, there are new horizons so brilliant your eyes will struggle to behold them.
>> No. 469567 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 8:20 pm
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>>469560

Yes, she would, which is the bit I don't get. She would probably consider vague flirting with another woman as a serious transgression (not that I disagree), so I don't really understand why she would be fine with me being balls deep in a thai bumhole on a sex tourism romp.

Perhaps it's some sort of test. But I would certainly not be too cut up if she dumped me for doing something she explicitly said she was fine with. I'm not even going to Thailand, by the way, so this doesn't really matter.
>> No. 469568 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 8:23 pm
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>>469559

She is/was a fan of Heartstopper, which as far as I understand it is a graphic novel series about teen boys being gay for each other. Perhaps you're on to something.
>> No. 469569 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 8:29 pm
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>>469568
If that's the case then I'm confident I've hit the nail on the head. Obviously you'd know better than I.
>> No. 469570 Anonymous
19th March 2025
Wednesday 10:20 pm
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>> No. 469571 Anonymous
20th March 2025
Thursday 8:24 am
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Broken Britain
>> No. 469572 Anonymous
20th March 2025
Thursday 8:44 am
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Can any of you lads feel electricity? When I touch certain parts of what are supposedly grounded/insulated electrical items like the casing of laptops and some light fittings they feel sort of vibratey or even sting a little. Only when they're plugged in and on, it's really tangible. I assumed it was normal but I've asked other people to touch the same things to see if they can too but nobody ever seems to.
>> No. 469573 Anonymous
20th March 2025
Thursday 8:58 am
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>>469572 yes, absolutely. It's leakage current, which is inevitable in a double insulated mains powered product, but has to be kept below a feelable but far from lethal current, as part of getting your product CE (or UKCA) marked and on to the market. Stuff that will have a direct connection to the body, rather than through the skin, like medical products, has to meet more stringent limits.
Some people can feel it more easily than others. It also depends on how thick your skin is where you touch the item's metal part, and the rest of the circuit - insulating shoes mean there's much less current. If you tend to wear ESD-safe footwear (or bare feet), you're more likely to feel it. If a product with an earthed metal case tingles you, though, something is deeply wrong, since the leakage current should be going home through the earth wire, not through you. This tingle is only acceptable on double insulated products, with no earth.
Some products either push or violate the limits - if you have a product or power brick that tingles a lot, I'd be tempted to ditch it unless it's really precious to you. Some of the failure modes may be cumulative - one layer of protection may have failed, and the second may be hanging on by a thread, after which you'll be on a Big Clive video.
>> No. 469574 Anonymous
20th March 2025
Thursday 9:01 am
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>>469572

A lot of appliances will leak a small amount of current to earth. Older electrical installations sometimes have a small potential on earth due to bad insulation. Back in the day when I was doing tech for bands, I'd regularly get small shocks from various bits of equipment. It was fairly common for singers to get a tingle when their lips touched the microphones, or for guitarists to get zapped from their strings. People only occasionally died.
>> No. 469583 Anonymous
20th March 2025
Thursday 7:24 pm
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>>469572

Yes. I had my laptop on my chest once (yes I was having a wank) and when I moved the laptop slid and bumped into my mouth, I got a zap on the teeth that I still remember and fear nearly ten years later. Teeth are rather sensitive, evidently.
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20th March 2025
Thursday 9:08 pm
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>>469572
Yes I can, and I've only noticed it in the past year or so. What's weird is when I was standing on the platform of a railway station, I stroked my wife's cheek and felt the same feeling on her face, which was weird, she said she couldn't feel anything though. But about a year later we were at the same platform, I did the same thing and felt it again, and this time she could feel it too, and could also feel it on my face. Is it the same thing?
>> No. 469589 Anonymous
20th March 2025
Thursday 9:13 pm
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>>469587

Do you wear a lot of polyester?
>> No. 469591 Anonymous
20th March 2025
Thursday 10:22 pm
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I can also hear the high pitched whine of a lot of electronics, which apparently is not as normal as I thought it was. Most people have no idea what I'm on about when I say the sound of the lights is annoying me.
>> No. 469636 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 12:50 pm
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Left the space heater on in the basement again. Probably since Saturday night. Which is very expensive when it adds up like that.
>> No. 469637 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 1:09 pm
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>>469636

I've left my oven on overnight probably twice in the last six months. It's because it doesn't make noise like my old oven did, and the light goes off once it's up to temperature, so I subconsciously already think it is turned off. Just bad design if you ask me.

Still, not as bad as the time I left my freezer open for about two days. It's tucked away in the pantry, and if I'm in in a hurry in the middle of cooking, it's easy to grab something out of the freezer and forget to go back in and close the door. I'll pretty often come back after and realise I have left it open for an hour or two, which isn't the end of the world, but that time I had to throw all the food out and leave it off to defrost for a day.

Probably wasted at least £100 in leccy on stupid shit like this over the past year.
>> No. 469638 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 1:33 pm
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Thinking of getting the Creative Sound Blaster GS3, but the fact it has RGB makes me wary of it. Can an under-monitor soundbar really compete with 2.0 speakers?
>> No. 469639 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 1:37 pm
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Twice in the past week or so I've had someone try and sell me a new front door, separate businesses but both under the guise that they're fitting a new front door for one of my neighbours.

Maybe this is my version of Jehovahs.
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24th March 2025
Monday 1:52 pm
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>>469637

The space heater is in my basement workshop room. I'm only in there sporadically, when I need to fix stuff or work on something. My space heater is the fan type, almost exactly like picture related. Despite its small size, it draws 2000W on its high setting. Granted, it has a built in thermostat and it wasn't turned up all the way, so it wasn't drawing that kind of power the whole time. The problem is that I keep forgetting to turn it off when I finish work and exit the room and the fan isn't on at that moment.

Let's say maybe since Saturday night, it was switched on for about 40 hours. Because it has a thermostat which was on a medium setting, the fan and heating element were probably actively running 50 percent of the time, so 20 hours. Times 2000W, and we're at 40 kWh. Disregarding daily standing charge and taking into account the 29p that I pay per kWh, it's around £10 pissed up the wall. Which could increase my monthly rates next year by 83p.

It's not loads of money. But it's worth being mindful of how much that kind of thing can cost. And that your parents were right when they told you to always turn off the lights behind you. At least at a time when everything was still incandescent light bulbs.
>> No. 469641 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 1:53 pm
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>>469638

Sound bars are all shite. They can engineer small speakers and fancy acoustic enclosures to sound better than built in speakers nowadays, sure, and there's some use cases where I can imagine that being helpful. But if you have the space, they simply are not and never will be as good as just having bigger speakers in a bigger box.

I am 99% certain it's one of those cases similar to how cars all have an ipad taped to the dash instead of proper controls now, where the motivation is that it's cheaper to manufacture, not because it's better.
>> No. 469642 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 2:31 pm
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>>469639
I swear to god we've seen this exact same post here numerous times, now.
Maybe this is our version of spambots?
>> No. 469643 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 2:37 pm
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Thought you might like this :)
>> No. 469644 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 5:09 pm
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>>469643

You already know that I don't.
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24th March 2025
Monday 6:05 pm
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>>469643


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbRozm2Q-i8
>> No. 469646 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 6:49 pm
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It's Mother's Day on Sunday, have you remembered to get a prezzie?
>> No. 469647 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 8:42 pm
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>>469645
>MS Paint battle axe
I'll try again tomorrow but that vid is too 'edutainment' for me. Jst say the thing, you ain't gotta make it funny you chain wearing prick. Bet you wouldn't be sat infront of that bookshelf if it didn't hold vinyl and a tiny array of books you posing twat.
I need to go to bed.
>> No. 469648 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 9:21 pm
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>>469647
He wants to münecat so bad.

>>469646
I was going to do that as part of a day out this very Monday, but the train I was going to book passage on was canceled so I didn't. I don't even know what to get her now she's stopped drinking and eating junk food. Those are the only hobbies she held onto for more than six months.
>> No. 469649 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 10:03 pm
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I ordered a takeaway over the weekend and the order had an option for a free drink. I got the "can of water" because I don't drink pop anymore. I just had the can of water and it feels completely insane drinking still water like that, but fair play to the numerous people who have no doubt made millions from putting water into a can and selling it. Weird times.
>> No. 469650 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 10:05 pm
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A friend of mine was on a reality TV show but he's such a nice person he barely features as he wasn't doing anything dramatic. I'm relieved to see he got sent home on medical grounds ten minutes into episode 2 so I don't feel obliged to watch any more of that shit.
>> No. 469651 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 10:23 pm
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>>469650

A friend's daughter auditioned for Love Island. If you can call that kind of thing "auditioning". I guess they had her down as one of several "backups" for that series or something, meaning she never got to be on the actual show, let alone travel to where it was filmed. They just kept her around on standby in case one of the contestants they had actually chosen would drop out at the last minute. So nothing materialised from it for her. And that was probably for the better.
>> No. 469652 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 10:41 pm
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I'm struggling to judge if this one is funny.

I'm not Grace Long fanlad. That's otherlad who normally posts these.
>> No. 469653 Anonymous
24th March 2025
Monday 11:59 pm
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>>469652
I think it's slightly funnier than they normally are, but that could just be because the stereotypes are pretty much my only point of reference for this particular topic, so when she makes the same jokes everyone else has made for the past 60 years, I am more likely to go, "Yes, so true!" Also, in this video, she's effectively playing herself, which protects her from the usual criticisms I have that my mum/grandma/work colleague/primary school teacher/elderly neighbour is nothing like the ones she usually plays in her videos.
>> No. 469656 Anonymous
25th March 2025
Tuesday 1:37 pm
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Looking through this game list for R-Cade in Glasgow, where you can pay £10 for 90 minutes of free play of their big library on original hardware. Some really weird stuff on here though.

White Knight Chronicles on PS3, which is a 25 hour long JRPG you can't beat in 90 minutes. Myst on Sega Saturn which seems like a bad way to play a bad game. By bad I mean bad in the sense of you and the gang get pissed up to pay to play Myst, and bad because Myst is shit.
>> No. 469657 Anonymous
25th March 2025
Tuesday 4:23 pm
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>>469656
It must be a type of choice paralysis I've felt when confronting a large list of games to play. Those Sega collection discs on Xbox or the official SNES emulator - even when there're good games having them all at your fingertips at once cheapens every one. They're no longer games to enjoy, but 'content' to get through.

There's actually a gaming club near me where you can book slots to play consoles with mates. It's been reccomended a few times but I don't know why you wouldn't just play them at home. Maybe you don't have the console, I guess. I don't know, but renting play time feels really strange in a way that Blockbusters absolutely didn't.

It's more a social person thing init.
>> No. 469658 Anonymous
25th March 2025
Tuesday 8:31 pm
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I tried watching the Australian The Office and it's fine I suppose, more of the same as the others. Same characters with different faces. But the cringe boss character looks remarkably like my ex (twenty years older, mind), who aspired to be a Girlboss with a sort of underwhelming ambition. It was quite uncomfortable to watch and I'm glad we're not together still.
>> No. 469659 Anonymous
25th March 2025
Tuesday 8:37 pm
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Today I learned that I am sexually aroused by women trying really hard not to laugh. I choose not to contemplate the Freudian implications of this.


>> No. 469660 Anonymous
25th March 2025
Tuesday 8:46 pm
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>>469659
>> No. 469665 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 1:20 am
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Looking at shapes and mechanics, are beds the optimum place to have sex? Basically a soft square of a large size. Or do sex-swings beat them for reducing effort?

Or can we imagine a dedicated piece of furniture for sex that is superior to a bed. Like some sort of shaped armchair given sex doesn't have to be confined to the bedroom.

>>469657
It makes me think of those VR places that have opened up. I reckon it's mostly just an excuse to get out of the house.
>> No. 469666 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 1:26 am
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>>469649
I don't know why they keep trying to make water a product. I guess getting rid of plastic and being the supplier of something that comes out the ground is a great way to burn investor cash.
>> No. 469667 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 1:42 am
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>>469659

I've found myself attracted to that Harriet lass in a stronger way than your normal telly crush. I'm convinced if she was a coworker we'd be having an exciting but complicated dalliance we'd never quite psychologically recover from.
>> No. 469668 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 1:45 am
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>>469649

It took some getting used to but I do rather like a can of water now. For whatever reason a can always seems more refreshing than a bottle, and they fit in my mini fridge better. I do still only buy canned water when it's on deep, deep discount though, because I'd still rather refill a plastic bottle from the tap over and over again.
>> No. 469669 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 3:56 am
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>>469668
You could always refill a glass.
>> No. 469670 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 7:57 am
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>>469667
I like Lou the best. Not sure if it's the eyeliner but she has a sort of disdainful look in her eyes a lot and I find that very appealing. They way she'd look at me as I grovelled at her feet.
>> No. 469671 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 8:22 am
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>>469665

It's not very sexy, but this thing is the business if you sex life is headed towards the Voltarol years. A remarkably simple solution to things not quite being at the right height or the right angle.
>> No. 469673 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 8:53 am
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>>469669

Not if I'm drinking water anywhere other than my house.
>> No. 469674 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 9:10 am
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>>469667
Wide jawed women can be so attractive, it's incredible. Harrient Kemsley in particular reminds me of my cousin. Cheryl Blossom also, though she's a different kind of performer.
>> No. 469675 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 9:43 am
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>>469674

She got cheated on by this guy, but they're still married. It's almost inspirational.
>> No. 469676 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 9:48 am
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>>469670

If you asked her to, she would definitely shit on you. No questions, no discussion, she'd just tell you to get in the bath and start undoing her trousers on the way.
>> No. 469677 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 9:53 am
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Can we rehome Scatlad? This isn't the first time he's duped me into reading his non-erotic erotica.
>> No. 469678 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 11:29 am
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>>469677
What have I missed? I've no interest in scrolling up.
>> No. 469679 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 12:46 pm
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>>469678
Nothing, I made an off-the-cuff joke with barely any greater context. Not everything is a "forced meme" a la "longstandingissueslad".
>> No. 469680 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 1:22 pm
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>>469676
She's a vegan, not sure how that would affect the nature of the shit.
>> No. 469681 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 1:53 pm
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>>469680
Like trail mix.
>> No. 469682 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 1:59 pm
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I thought my colleague was a lesbian, but it turns out she doesn't like rats as much as I thought she did so now I'm uncertain.
>> No. 469683 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 2:02 pm
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>>469682
Does she listen to Regina Spektor?
>> No. 469684 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 2:11 pm
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>>469680

Soft, smooth logs with a slightly fuzzy surface and a fibrous texture. Fresh and earthy aroma, often with grassy or woody top notes.

Sorry >>469677, but he did ask.
>> No. 469685 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 3:38 pm
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>>469683
I haven't a clue. I will have to surreptitiously bring it up the next time I see her.

>>469684
He actually didn't. You're just on a hair trigger for this kind d of thing.
>> No. 469686 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 4:13 pm
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>>469674
>Harriet Kemsley
She's even got a slight lisp, looks a tiny bit dumb and her lips, in profile, are very childish.
What the fuck, am I a wrongun?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilSryeEFEdk
>> No. 469687 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 5:08 pm
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>>469686
I will comfort her on her divorce then have consensual sex with her.
>> No. 469688 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 5:24 pm
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>>469686
Well, I wouldn't tell a woman I fancied she looked like a child. Especially not within earshot of a police officer. Do you defintely sexy-fancy her? Or do you think you just like her and can't properly seperate that from wanting to shag women in general?

I spend too much time psychoanalysing you lot. Also there really is a podcast for Everything these days.

>>469687
Harriet Kemsley, or a proxy for your mother, hmm?
>> No. 469689 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 6:03 pm
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>>469688
Saying too much here again, the reason I like that Kemsley reminds me of my cousin is that we shared a very early, innocent, sexual experience and ever since there's been tinder for a spark between us since. Appart from a short period as adults when she'd invite me to her home and would waggle her bum around infront of me. neither of us have made anything of it.

I definitely romantically fancy Harriet Kemsley. I don't particularly want to think about sex with her but the thought isn't off the table - I think that's more to do with my relationship to sex than Kemsley herself.
>> No. 469690 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 7:26 pm
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£112 to get the vet to look at my cat and the wounds on his face after he's been scrapping again and prescribe anti-inflammatories. He needs to pack it in.
>> No. 469691 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 10:21 pm
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>>469688
>Do you defintely sexy-fancy her? Or do you think you just like her and can't properly seperate that from wanting to shag women in general?
I have thought about this for myself, and there is a genuine possibility that I can't tell the difference. I'm not even sure there is a difference, in practice. I've never asked anyone if they feel this way too, or if it's just me.
>> No. 469692 Anonymous
26th March 2025
Wednesday 10:44 pm
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I've had to get up pretty early the last few days amd haven't had much sleep, and the stress really isn't helping me get rid of the slight cold I caught Friday/Saturday. I'm not deathly ill, but it's a bit of a sore throat and mild headaches. Hopefully this weekend I'll get some rest.
>> No. 469693 Anonymous
27th March 2025
Thursday 6:50 am
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>>469692
I suggest having a Magnum lolly.
>> No. 469694 Anonymous
27th March 2025
Thursday 8:23 am
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The power of Saudi money is limitless.
>> No. 469696 Anonymous
27th March 2025
Thursday 12:57 pm
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I need to buy someone a leaving present by the end of next week. It looks like the collection will come to around £150. What the fuck do I get her?

All I really know is she won't want booze or food, she goes to the gym a lot, and she likes mountain biking and Oasis/the Madchester scene.
>> No. 469698 Anonymous
27th March 2025
Thursday 3:28 pm
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>>469696
How about a really incredible £150 bike helmet? Alternatively, you could get her a cheap record player and Definitely Maybe on vinyl for £150, just about.
>> No. 469699 Anonymous
27th March 2025
Thursday 8:52 pm
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There are nine middle-aged women at work. Over the past few months four of them have bought a Ford Puma.

This isn't a particularly interesting observation, but it's an observation nonetheless.
>> No. 469700 Anonymous
27th March 2025
Thursday 9:02 pm
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>>469699

The whole small SUV thing confuses me. They're just hatchbacks, but worse. The handling is shit and they have woeful internal space relative to the external dimensions. What's the appeal?
>> No. 469701 Anonymous
27th March 2025
Thursday 9:37 pm
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FUCKING MOTHER'S DAY ON SUNDAY
>> No. 469702 Anonymous
27th March 2025
Thursday 10:02 pm
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>>469700
It's just a really obvious design for any electric vehicle that needs to have a ton of batteries underneath the seats. Someone will probably discover a better design in the future, and then all cars will look like that instead. My money's on small monster trucks.
>> No. 469703 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 7:15 am
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Well I think the Cupra Formentor looks cool. I'd be happy with one of these.
>> No. 469704 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 7:45 am
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I put on Taskmaster S8 as it has two cuties (Sian Gibson, Lou Sanders). In the first episode there was a tie between Lou Sanders and Iain Sterling, with the tie break challenge being to peel a banana with their feet. Imagine my dismay when Lou Sanders did not remove her socks to do this.
>> No. 469705 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 10:26 am
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The gas fitter for the oven was early and I had dried egg yolk all down my chin for the first ten minutes we were conversing. It's a bad start, but at least I'll have an oven again within an hour-ish.

>>469704
She's a clever one. Good on her, but someone should have a word with Alex Horne about that challenge.
>> No. 469706 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 11:32 am
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>>469704

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBgvJZzoqzp/
>> No. 469707 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 12:52 pm
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Women use so much toilet paper. One roll will last me a week or more, working from home so doing all my shits here. With a woman in the house it seems like a roll a day.
>> No. 469708 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 1:36 pm
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I've just had takeaway for a treat which, in hindsight, I think was a mistake. I don't think I'll function much for the rest of the day.
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28th March 2025
Friday 1:54 pm
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>>469708

I find drinking water and going for a walk sorts a lot of my digestive issues. If it was really carb heavy, try and get a bit of very simple protein in (like whey or chicken breast).
>> No. 469710 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 2:07 pm
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>>469709
It was a gyros box.
>> No. 469711 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 2:25 pm
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>>469710
Gyros, part of a balanced diet.
>> No. 469712 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 2:43 pm
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>>469711
Chips, chicken gyros, pitta bread, hummus, falafel. All of the main food groups were covered.

I didn't touch the salad because it was 95% onion.
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28th March 2025
Friday 4:13 pm
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>>469712
>> No. 469714 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 7:11 pm
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If I'll have ketchup or vinegar with chips, why does having them with mash potato seem weird?
>> No. 469715 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 7:12 pm
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I've got back in to film photography and it's great fun, but it's expensive in a way it never used to be, which I understand to a point, I'm not going to be the old man who grumbles about how I remember when HP5 was £3.50 from the fridge in Jessops (though it is a shame), but when I first started taking pictures I was 15, you could get your film developed at boots for a few quid and get your scans on a CD for a couple more.

Now the combination of scarcity and me being an irresponsible adult with disposable income just means I keep buying the cameras I wanted when I was a teenager, and it's getting out of hand quite quickly. I'm already looking at getting a proper film scanner as my aging DSLR isn't the best at it.

But the main issue is I think my girlfriend is getting bored of me taking three cameras wherever we go, and she doesn't like how veiny her tits look on Tri-X.
>> No. 469716 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 7:53 pm
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>>469714
I have tomato sauce with mash when I've got it. Just enough to get that vingar flavour cutting in. I've wondered if I should boil the potatos with a dash of vinegar instead but cant be arsed buying a bottle just to find it doesn't work.

I suppose it seems weird because tomato sauce is largely used as a dipping sauce, which you just couldn't do with mashed potato.
>> No. 469717 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 7:59 pm
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>>469715

Kentmere Pan or Fomapan is about a fiver a roll, which as actually pretty good considering inflation.

If you really want to disappear down a rabbit hole, you can get a developing starter kit for less than £50. If you bulk buy chemicals, they only work out to about 60p a roll. Of course if you're doing your own development, you might as well set up a proper darkroom, get an enlarger and try your hand at doing prints. They aren't even that expensive on eBay. If you've got all that darkroom gear, what's stopping you from trying medium format? The gear isn't cheap, but it's all a bargain compared to what it sold for new, so if you spend £1500 on a Hasselblad it's like you're saving money. It's starting to appreciate now, so it's really an investment. Thus, the descent into middle-aged hobbyist madness becomes irrevocable.
>> No. 469718 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 8:03 pm
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>>469714

You can't have pie and mash without lashings of vinegar, but liquor on chips would be really wrong.
>> No. 469719 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 8:31 pm
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>>469717

Oh I'm already on that path lad.

I got the Mamiya 645 as a way to stop myself buying a hasselblad with zero medium format experience, it has been lovely but of course what's the point in medium format if I'm not going 6x6 or even 6x9? Kentmere 100 in medium format has really done well for me, I can't really see a reason to go for the stuff with the Ilford logo on it anymore. Fomapan in 35mm has developed well but the film is very thin, I have ripped a few sprocket holes and scratched the emulsion even with careful handling.

I've already 'invested' in a Leica M4, for the price I got it with a summicron included he was practically giving it away, only the price of an all inclusive holiday to Greece for a family of four!

The darkroom would have already happened but I do not have a practical way to make any room in my house light tight. Of course the obvious solution is to convert the attic.
>> No. 469720 Anonymous
28th March 2025
Friday 8:35 pm
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>>469719

I've also inadvertently started a sideline in buying knackered cameras off eBay and fixing them. Most of them just need some oil in the right places, but I did make about £300 off another Mamiya body that just needed some contacts bending back into place. The electronically controlled shutters of that era are complicated but all the components are massive compared to anything with a microchip anywhere near it. It's like building Duplo in a world of The North Poleno.
>> No. 469721 Anonymous
29th March 2025
Saturday 12:12 am
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Eclipse tomorrow, lads. I'm trying to work out where I can buy sunglasses at this time of year.
>> No. 469722 Anonymous
29th March 2025
Saturday 4:33 am
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>>469721
Shop.
>> No. 469723 Anonymous
29th March 2025
Saturday 11:56 am
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Clouds took the Sun before the Moon could.
>> No. 469744 Anonymous
31st March 2025
Monday 1:29 pm
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If you have a screen that's ~2.1ft away, and another that's ~2.5ft away, will switching my gaze between them fuck my eyes up? My new monitor has the biggest stand in the world so I can't have both screens the same distance away from me and still be efficiently usable.
>> No. 469745 Anonymous
31st March 2025
Monday 3:31 pm
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I should have tried flirting with that woman in the book shop earlier. She was definitely The One and I blew the opportunity, or more likely nothing happens, but an attempt would have been made and that's better than nothing.

Also, I can't tell if I'm just fucking up my typing more than usual, but I swear my keyboard is doubling up on letters sometimes.
>> No. 469746 Anonymous
31st March 2025
Monday 4:32 pm
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>>469745

> She was definitely The One and I blew the opportunity

I posit that she wasn't the one, otherwise fate would have arranged for the two of you to exchange contacts and end up becoming acquainted.

People get caught up in that fallacy all the time. Just because you think somebody you see in the shop seems superficially attractive, it doesn't mean they still would be after a few dates and whatever else.

That said, the next time you see somebody you fancy, just go ahead and talk to her. Even if you get shot down spectacularly on the spot, in its own way it could still be better than spending days ruminating and kicking yourself for not doing it.
>> No. 469747 Anonymous
31st March 2025
Monday 5:28 pm
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I've prepped lasagna for tea, but I'm fairly certain that at least half of it is cheese sauce. I think I've also overdone it with the cornflour in the sauce, so I imagine it'll be a bit chewy.
>> No. 469748 Anonymous
31st March 2025
Monday 8:43 pm
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>>469745

I know you were probably using the term jokingly, but I have had three The Ones who were all definitely, at the time, definitely The One, and they have all destroyed me in unique and painful ways.

I know this will sound cynical but I genuinely now believe it is better to just be with someone you like quite a lot, but if they left or fucked you over you'd only be sad for a couple of weeks or months, instead of the rest of your life. I call it the Easy Cum Easy Go philosophy.
>> No. 469749 Anonymous
31st March 2025
Monday 10:33 pm
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>>469748
I was definitely using it jokingly because I can't think of the phrase without seeing and hearing Mark Corrigan in my head. Nevertheless, while I appreciate your sage advice and entirely understand it, what I need is some kind of emotional kick up the arse, and I have done for some time now.

>>469746
I mean, I say I was kidding, but you lot are wrong about a lot of stuff so perhaps I did chicken out of starring in my own version of Before Sunrise. In all seriousness you're right aboout the other stuff, chances are not being taken and opportunities, even for immediate embarrassment, are being missed.

>>469747
I don't know how this turned out, but it sounds like an improvement over the puddle of warm disappointment I know lasagna as. It finally sounds like someone gave it some texture, you're a culinary pioneer.
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1st April 2025
Tuesday 12:52 am
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>>469749

>In all seriousness you're right aboout the other stuff, chances are not being taken and opportunities, even for immediate embarrassment, are being missed.

You've likely heard this one too, but even if you'd talked to her and she'd politely brushed you off, or indeed loudly told you to fuck off, there is value in that which far outweighs not trying. I was certainly scared of rejection for a while, but the more you experience it the more you realise it's actually not awful at all. Standing in the corner running though every possible scenario is far, far more painful than "oh right she's not interested, sound".
>> No. 469751 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 7:14 am
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>>469749
The cheese sauce didn't mingle with the rest of the lasagna fillings as much as I'd have liked. I don't want distinct flavours, I want a meaty, cheesy mush.
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1st April 2025
Tuesday 9:54 am
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>>469748
> have had three The Ones who were all definitely, at the time, definitely The One, and they have all destroyed me in unique and painful ways.

Had them as in you had relationships with them, or just acquaintance? I never tried to create anything with The Ones™ because I considered myself too much of a mentally ill freak to have a relationship with those nice girls, looking back ot would probably have been fine, and the recurring thought of that is quite a kick in the balls.
>> No. 469753 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 11:24 am
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I don't believe in The One. It's statistically unlikely for me to encounter The One in day to day life. Even if they're close to perfect, there might be an even more perfect woman elsewhere in the world that I'll never meet. So The One and soulmates are bad concepts. When I told my wife this she got annoyed.
>> No. 469754 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 11:37 am
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There was a woman in the car behind me on the commute this morning and she was proper picking her nose. I mean she was really having a good root around. I don't understand why people think cars have an invisibility cloak.
>> No. 469755 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 11:37 am
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>>469753

> So The One and soulmates are bad concepts. When I told my wife this she got annoyed.

It's because women love to romanticise, innit. They still dream of the prince on a white horse, and/or that it's somehow some kind of cosmic providence that the two of you should meet and fall in love. I guess it kind of also ties into that whole thing where women dream about their wedding day pretty much from childhood. In some way.

Not saying that that kind of naivety is something that never happens to a lad. A lot of us are almost equally gullible in that respect. Although I've never met a lad who had his wedding on his mind from age 12. But I've found that we're probably much more inclined to think, hey, I've got a lass here that's a very good match for me. Let's hope this keeps going well. And we'll more or less leave it at that. Or maybe it's just me who's a bit pessimistic.
>> No. 469756 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 6:32 pm
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Can you lads recommend a beard trimmer please?
>> No. 469757 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 6:42 pm
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>>469756
I've gone through two of these
https://uk.remington-europe.com/barba-beard-trimmer-mb320c-uk
in more than fifteen years.
>> No. 469758 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 8:05 pm
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>>469757
That's what I'm actually looking to replace. The battery is absolutely fucked on mine and I was hoping to upgrade.
>> No. 469759 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 8:39 pm
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>>469753

I'm not going to do the maths because I'm thick, but I'd love to know if it's more likely to win the lottery than say, if there is exactly one person you're meant to be with, if they are within a 100 mile radius of where you live, and are roughly the right age, gender, and so on.
>> No. 469760 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 8:41 pm
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>>469757

I've had the Phillips version of this for a long time, but none of the beard trimmers have long enough guards for me, I'm an 18mm kind of beard guy but typical 14mm is the longest these sorts go.
>> No. 469761 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 8:53 pm
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>>469759

According to the xkcd guy there's a 1 in 10,000 chance of finding your soulmate but according to random other maths person Peter Backus it's a 1 in 285,000 chance however his name is transparently Penis Bacchus so I suspect this is Dionysus in disguise just trying to dissuade people from finding The One so they give up and have orgies instead. I think if there were a The One then the same magic that made that happen would probably put them somewhere in your orbit.
>> No. 469762 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 8:55 pm
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Where would you buy and what's the proper name for metal tubing and fixings? The kind of material you'd see creating a cheap ugly pavement/road barrier.
I want to make a small, modular climbing frame for the garden or maybe even in the living room (monkey bars to use every time I make tea or something)
>> No. 469763 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 9:23 pm
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>>469762
I was shopping for something similar and I found these people who are based in Birmingham and seemed to have quite reasonable prices - you'll want the galvanised steel pipes to make something strong for outdoors.

https://pipedreamfittings.com
>> No. 469764 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 9:56 pm
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>>469763

Specifically, you probably want key clamp fittings.

Standard scaffold tube is 1-1/2" (48mm) OD. That's massive overkill for a climbing frame, but you can find used scaffold tube for less than a quid per foot from eBay or Facebook Marketplace, or forage it for free from your local derelict building.

You can cut steel tubing with an ordinary hacksaw, but it's hard work.
>> No. 469765 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 10:01 pm
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My worry is that I will and possibly already have find/found The One but that she passes on me because of superficial modern dating standards, or that I pass on her because she's a blue hair, or something equally daft. It's all just a complete crapshoot isn't it. All of it comes down to butterfly effect wild random chance. You can't even possibly entertain the idea.
>> No. 469766 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 10:23 pm
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>>469764
Perfek, fanks lads
>> No. 469768 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 10:49 pm
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Went to eat with some friends at a restaurant tonight, and somebody then posted a picture of us sitting at the table in our whatsapp group that shows me from behind. I was wearing a loose shirt, but I still felt I looked fat. I absolutely need to start losing weight.
>> No. 469769 Anonymous
1st April 2025
Tuesday 10:51 pm
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>>469761

Both of those numbers seem far too low, I assume they must be working off the assumption there is indeed more than one soulmate out there for you.

It's a dangerous idea, anyway. I still believe somewhere deep down my soulmate was the lass who was cheating on her partner with me, which just cannot logically be possible.
>> No. 469771 Anonymous
2nd April 2025
Wednesday 12:38 am
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I bought myself a wind-up radio recently. I spent about 20 minutes winding it up when I got it, and just now, after a little over an hour in total of listening, it's gone flat and I need to wind it up again. What a swizz. It's no wonder the sort of people who usually buy wind-up radios are the prepper types who are actively rooting for batteries to become unavailable in society; I frankly feel like a mug winding my radio up for so little return.
>> No. 469772 Anonymous
2nd April 2025
Wednesday 12:54 am
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>>469771

https://preppersshop.co.uk/biolite-campstove-2-electricity-generating-wood-camp-stove-60312-p.asp?gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIyLqgpoO4jAMVnLGDBx1-kQbuEAQYAiABEgK_-vD_BwE

That's your electricity sorted if the Russians nuke us or there's a zombie apocalypse.
>> No. 469775 Anonymous
2nd April 2025
Wednesday 8:31 pm
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I think my Lenovo laptop is dying after four years of daily use. First I had all the issues with the Windows 11 reinstall, and now I can't connect it to an external monitor, and my wi-fi is gone too, to where it just seems dead and nothing I've tried was able to make Windows detect the built in wi-fi hardware.

I'm not sure if four years is an acceptable service life for a laptop these days. I've had laptops that lasted up to seven years. I've even got a netbook from circa 2010 that's technically still functional, but you don't really want to use it for anything with its 32-bit Windows 7 on a 1.6 GHz single-core Intel Atom CPU.

So I guess I'll start looking around for a replacement. Should be possible to get a 14'' laptop with 8 GB RAM, a 256 GB SDD and Windows 11 Home for about 350 quid if your standards aren't too high.
>> No. 469776 Anonymous
3rd April 2025
Thursday 1:04 am
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>>469775

Before you bin it, replacing the WiFi board is often quite easy, though they do make it harder with each passing year. Is it a thinkpad? The WiFi modules seem to have been a failure point on mine, but it's a 5 to 30 minute job depending on what generation of laptop you have.

It's worth checking on ifixit to see if the repair is something within your capabilities. It will be very cheap to do if you can.
>> No. 469777 Anonymous
3rd April 2025
Thursday 1:16 am
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I finally found the bug in my code that had eluded me for two months.
>> No. 469778 Anonymous
3rd April 2025
Thursday 11:03 am
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>>469776

I opened the laptop yesterday, and the wi-fi module is an Intel 3165D2W. Picture related. Which means it's SMD, and probably impossible to swap out for the hobbying tinkerer. You can get one off AliExpress for seven quid, so that's not the problem. But who knows if it's really the wi-fi module. Maybe it's a bad capacitor near it on the motherboard. Or something.

My 2010 netbook still had the wi-fi on a separate daughter board that was connected with a ribbon cable. But everything's of course much more highly integrated these days.
>> No. 469779 Anonymous
3rd April 2025
Thursday 7:31 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8-N8IIq_8I
>> No. 469780 Anonymous
3rd April 2025
Thursday 7:42 pm
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>>469779

I was fully expecting that to be one of those AI-generated parodies, but no, Hollywood really has gone full retard.
>> No. 469781 Anonymous
3rd April 2025
Thursday 7:44 pm
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>>469780
The O J Simpson bit at the end was funny, though.
>> No. 469782 Anonymous
3rd April 2025
Thursday 9:11 pm
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>>469779
That genuinely does look funny. But like with all of these, why? They could have made the exact same film with the exact same script, taken out any references to the old Naked Gun films and changed people's names, and people would watch it and say it was amazing, "just like Naked Gun!" But instead, it's a magnet for hatred now. Do film studios really have so little faith in original characters now?
>> No. 469783 Anonymous
3rd April 2025
Thursday 9:36 pm
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>>469782

>Do film studios really have so little faith in original characters now?

Yep. Nearly all of the highest-earning films last year were sequels, spin-offs or remakes. Most of the exceptions are Chinese films.

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/year/world/2024/
>> No. 469784 Anonymous
3rd April 2025
Thursday 10:53 pm
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>>469779
It's common knowledge that Liam Neeson's johnson is huge and they've completely obscured that fact in the art used in the trailer's thumbnail. Wokeness has got completely out of hand!
>> No. 469785 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 12:08 am
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>>469784

The fuck do you care what size his knob is.
>> No. 469786 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 12:09 am
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Liberal fascist ☝
>> No. 469788 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 12:33 am
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Family Guy made me think about two things lately.

1. That Pete Davidson chap who is famous for shagging loads of female celebrities revealed in a cutaway his secret is just to respond promptly when women text.
2. Did we all used to walk around with headaches back when we didn't carry thermoses of water around?

Still bad but I can recommend two episodes of American Dad that while not funny are pretty good - the finale What Great Advancements! and The Clearview Motel. I don't know why but the show gets an episode or two every season that are great and then the rest of the season is just filler.

>>469779
>Seth MacFarlane

What's the last good movie he made?
>> No. 469789 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 12:50 am
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This is how I feel getting my white washing in at 1am in the morning.
>> No. 469790 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 6:04 am
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I ordered a couple of shirts for hiking yesterday afternoon and it's bothering me that I haven't had a confirmation email yet, but the money left my account straightaway.
>> No. 469792 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 11:36 am
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just did a shopping round and forgot my phone at home.

Feels weird being out without it for an hour or two. Like you're not plugged into the Matrix or something.

Growing up in the 80s, I remember a time when almost literally nobody had a mobile phone, and your only concept of it was that it was something that rich Wall Street bankers had.


Self sage for being a rambling old man.
>> No. 469794 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 4:11 pm
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>>469792

>rambling old man

My problem is that your posts never go anywhere. They're always just "I remember [thing] and [thing]", or "back in the old days it used to be [thing]". Every time I read one, I get my hopes up a little bit that you might share a bit of insight or perspective on what implications that had, but you always just stop dead in your tracks. It's like reading exceptionally dry prose where the narrator just tells you events, as they happened, in chronological order. You could at least try and spice it up a bit mate.

Anyway my old man habit is that if I need to catch a bus, I still text the number on the bus stop to find out when the bus is, because I don't have The App. A young person made fun of me for this once, and I didn't even bother to explain that it's because I so rarely get a bus it's not worth devoting the mental energy to doing it a different way when this works just fine, let alone that once upon a time you didn't even have a number to text, you just had to trust it would show up at the stated time out of pure blind faith.

I don't need to justify myself to people who were born after Pokemon Emerald.
>> No. 469795 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 5:58 pm
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>>469794

>Every time I read one, I get my hopes up a little bit that you might share a bit of insight or perspective on what implications that had, but you always just stop dead in your tracks.

Isn't that what rambling is?

Also, my post wasn't all devoid of insight. I think you could even say that the juxtaposition of the old days when mobile phones were yuppie cunt toys to nowadays when the average person feels naked leaving the house without it is well enough insight for one post.

Shame my grandad is no longer with us. He could draw out an incident as insignificant as losing his wallet at a flea market on an afternoon in 1962 into a half hour story. You didn't know rambling until you met him.


>I don't need to justify myself to people who were born after Pokemon Emerald.

Seconded. I also won't justify myself to somebody who was born this side of $random_event_after_1974. Ok, let's say if you never had a knock off Walkman cassette player because your parents, while not skint, felt that a Sony one was not adequate for a 12 year old who was prone to breaking his glasses every few months. If you never experienced that, then I will not feel like I have to explain myself to you.
>> No. 469796 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 5:58 pm
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>>469794

The Arriva app is dogshit, so you might not be missing out.
>> No. 469797 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 7:06 pm
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>>469794
I don't recognise that poster at all. Perhaps this is because he is as boring as you say, but he doesn't have a single writing tic that infuriates me, so I definitely like him more than at least two of the posters here.
>> No. 469798 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 7:12 pm
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>>469797

They didn't use a capital letter to begin the first sentence in the post, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>> No. 469799 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 7:20 pm
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>>469794
>My problem is that your posts never go anywhere. They're always just "I remember [thing] and [thing]", or "back in the old days it used to be [thing]".

REMEMBER BAMBOOZLE ON TELETEXT?

REMEMBER DIGITISER?

REMEMBER BITS?

REMEMBER EUROTRASH?

In other news, Russell Brand has been charged with being a wrong 'un.
>> No. 469800 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 7:29 pm
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REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO POST PICTURES OF FIT LASSES ON LADIES DAY AT THE GRAND NATIONAL?
>> No. 469801 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 7:30 pm
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>>469800
Everything's gone woke, we would be shut down in minutes.
>> No. 469802 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 8:07 pm
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>>469799

>In other news, Russell Brand has been charged with being a wrong 'un.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD ACTUALLY BE A LIKEABLE DRUG FIEND SEX PEST?





I'll get my coat.
>> No. 469803 Anonymous
5th April 2025
Saturday 12:05 am
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>>469800
In fairness I think that was one very noble and committed lad who did the posting and then the rest of us just said which ones we wanted to have sex with. Also I seem to remember The Mail being to source for the images and we've all silently agreed that it's too dispiriting a website to ever visit, even ironically.
>> No. 469804 Anonymous
5th April 2025
Saturday 6:28 am
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>>469800
Where's the other two thirds of 'er?
>> No. 469805 Anonymous
5th April 2025
Saturday 7:50 am
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>>469802
Russell Brand was never likeable.
>> No. 469806 Anonymous
5th April 2025
Saturday 3:09 pm
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>>469775

You might be in luck - Lenovo are currently having a clearance sale on spare parts. They've got hundreds of different laptop motherboards marked down to £20ish.

https://support.lenovo.com/gb/en/parts-lookup/clearance-sale?source=specialistoffertile&subsource=partslookuptile
>> No. 469812 Anonymous
5th April 2025
Saturday 10:13 pm
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>>469806

I'll have to check that out. Thanks.

On the other hand, I've already been eyeing new laptops. One reason being that mine only has 4 GB RAM non-expandable, i.e. the RAM chips are soldered onto the motherboard. 4 GB is the bare minimum for Windows 11 (it came with Windows 10 installed), but it doesn't mean you enjoy working with it like that. I've found that most places online recommend at least 8 GB, and even that isn't much for Windows 11.

My laptop actually has free spots for additional RAM chips, so I guess there was a version of my laptop at some point with at least 8 GB. But soldering SMD RAM is beyond my ken.
>> No. 469844 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 1:09 pm
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I want to do a spot of miniature painting but it's only about three pieces that'll need a base coat, a wash and dry brushing. Seems daft to get those at GW prices, what's the more affordable equivalent?
>> No. 469845 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 3:16 pm
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>>469844

Vallejo, Army Painter, etc. I still use Citadel's paints purely because it's what I'm used to but I moved to Army Painter for brushes and other accessories, and they are far better as well as cheaper.

There's a colour conversion table somewhere if you give it a quick google.
>> No. 469847 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 8:37 pm
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No one at work understood what I was talking about when I said there is still a population of Neanderthals that exist so rich people can hunt them.
>> No. 469848 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 8:38 pm
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>>469847

You've lost me as well.
>> No. 469849 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 8:40 pm
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>>469848
It wasn't totally apropos of nothing, but when I'm bored I'll just say things.
>> No. 469850 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 2:11 am
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>>469844
All you need to do is prepare one lentils' worth each of lapis lazuli, white lead, vermilion, orpiment, malachite, peach stone black, yellow ochre and red ochre and grind on a marble slab with one parts water and gum Arabic into a fine paste before decanting into mussel shells. Then prepare the quills of crow feathers and bind them to rods of half an ell, and fasten the hairs from ermine tails to the ends of the quills. Once this is done, powder the surface of a small piece of calf vellum with wheat starch and polish with an agate burnisher, alternatively use a slip of good walrus ivory, and therein you may paint the visages of eminent personages of this realm in miniature.
>> No. 469851 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 10:33 am
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>>469850
Be honest: are you also >>469847?
>> No. 469852 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 11:54 am
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He isn't. I should have just claimed I believed the Neanderthal thing, that would have been more fun.
>> No. 469853 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 1:32 pm
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>>469852

Do you also believe the Silurian Hypothesis?

Granted, not much to believe, it's just a thought experiment of whether a Paleozoic civilisation would have left enough traces for us to be able to uncover 430 million years later.

Fascinating stuff though. One way to see it is that in 200 million years time, no intelligent cilvilisation might have an idea that we ever existed. Much of it will depend on plate tectonics, sedimentation, and how long our civilisation will last and continue into the future.
>> No. 469854 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 2:35 pm
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So I'm exploring AI voice generators to make some custom sound clips for a Scooby Doo skit, and I found this interesting set of playbacks that appear as though someone had been using a voice generator to threaten or antagonise someone. I'm guessing they're sending them via a private number or something, or possibly over a group messaging app.
What do you think could be going on, here?

I found it quite interesting. Here's the link if you want to check them out, look for 'Donald' - https://www.101soundboards.com/tts/77411-shaggy-rogers-matthew-lillard-tts-computer-ai-voice

Where can I find a decent AI voice generator? All the free ones I'm finding suck. Are there technical specifics I should be looking for?
>> No. 469855 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 2:51 pm
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>>469854
Have you considered hiring John Culshaw? I can't imagine he's much in demand these days.
>> No. 469857 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 3:32 pm
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>>469855
>Have you considered hiring John Culshaw?
Considering I'm a completely fresh amature with no idea how to even find half decent tools, I think even an out of work voice actor/impressionist wouldn't entertain my project.

It's an interesting idea to actually do something 'properly', for sure. It'd require a script, which would necessitate a full enough story board for animation/filming.
I don't know, would they speak a line or two for .. £50? I couldn't justify spending more especially considering the idea wouldn't be for commercial gain.
At this point I'd rather play at making a thing than actually produce something valuable.

There's a place for AI and this is pobably one of them.
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8th April 2025
Tuesday 3:56 pm
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This is how I feel all of the time since I started exercising again.

>>469853
I don't even believe the Neanderthal thing, I just thought it was a funny idea.

Regarding Silurian Hypothesis, I don't think much of it. They call it a "thought exerperiment", but an experiment in what? It's not even a counter factual, it's just make believe and one that requires lots of brushing over established facts to even entertain. Maybe if we lived in a world where Netflix wasn't commissioning mutliple series of "Ancient Apocolypse", and pseudo-science and pseudo-history weren't the main motivators of a significant portion of the population, here and abroad, I would be more tolerant of it.

>>469854
>>469857
You are the Prime Minister's last, best hope of reviving the economy. Do not falter in this task, the lives of millions depend upon its success.
>> No. 469859 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 4:14 pm
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>>469857
>I don't know, would they speak a line or two for .. £50?

Here you go:

https://www.cameo.com/scott.innes

>>469858
REMEMBER CRASH DUMMIES?
>> No. 469860 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 4:15 pm
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>>469857

You can get a lot of celebrities to do voice recordings on that Fiver app. What you'd have to do is just feed them a line at a time, perhaps spread out a bit, and say it's for your voicemail message. They're not going to think about it hard enough to question why your voicemail message changes every day and appears to be one side of a conversation.
>> No. 469861 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 4:22 pm
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>>469859
There's no way!!!!
>> No. 469862 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 5:00 pm
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>>469858
I can't quite explain it, but I think any new routine will always just do that. MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM
>> No. 469864 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 5:07 pm
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I like Peep Show, but after a while I can't ignore how it's really just a show about how two faced middle class southern people are.

What that lad on YouTube needs to do, instead of "Peep Show But It's 2025", which has already worn out its welcome by the third episode, is "Peep Show But It's In Sheffield".
>> No. 469865 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 5:51 pm
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>>469864

https://mattlakeman.org/2020/01/22/peep-show-the-most-realistic-portrayal-of-evil-ive-ever-seen/
>> No. 469866 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 6:26 pm
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>>469864
I think that if the entire country tries really hard, we might somehow produce another sitcom entirely.

That aside, I don't really see it as being a regional thing. Maybe a class thing, but only because the "working class" aren't really sentient in the way required to be as self-absorbed as Mark and Jez are.
>> No. 469867 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 7:31 pm
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>>469866

Typical lack of imagination from a white collar southoid. This is what spreadsheets do to the human soul.

You say that, but just think about it. All you need to do is take Two Pints of Lager and do it in the Peep Show first person shooting style, and you'd barely even need to change the characters.
>> No. 469868 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 8:08 pm
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>>469867
I'm not "white collar" and I'm definitely a Northoid. I just hate every single human being on Earth right now and had the opportunity to voice my hostility towards that particular group. I was playing chicken in the road on the way home from the shops just now, so don't take anything I say too seriously, meat bag.
>> No. 469869 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 8:23 pm
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The middle-class lad at work bought his wife a Ferrero Rocher Easter egg on his lunch break, which will have cost him about £15. Every now and then he'll do something which makes me acutely aware of the differences between us and this is one of those things. I mean, I could do something similar but spending that much on an Easter egg is completely alien to me.
>> No. 469870 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 8:43 pm
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>>469869

He isn't that middle class.
>> No. 469871 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 8:47 pm
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>>469868

Alright southlad I don't believe you are northern because we don't have this degree of self loathing, instead we just blame the south for everything, it's just a bit of banter. No need to go all My Chemical Romance on us.

>>469869

I get where you are coming from but at the same time, as a below average earning povvo myself, £15 feels like nothing nowadays, because everything has gone up that much. Sounds about right for a vaguely fancy easter egg. I don't think much of it when I treat myself to a Subway sandwhich that costs the best part of a tenner, anyway.

Guess all that inflation is a double edged sword in many ways.
>> No. 469872 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 9:12 pm
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>>469870
I see Hotel Chocolat as a more nouveau riche, crushed velvet 'live, laugh, love' aspiration.
>> No. 469873 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 11:39 pm
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>>469869
>spending that much on an Easter egg is completely alien to me

You ought to take a look at chocolate egg prices at the moment. Lidl wanted a tenner from me for a Rowntree's one when I feel like a few years back I paid half for an even larger Yorkie egg. Give it a few more years and you'll be eating victory chocolate with an underage girl in a London slum like Orwell predicted.

The real question is why he was buying his Mrs one now over lunch when Easter isn't until next Sunday. Sounds like a lie to me, nobody is going to be able to have chocolate sitting around for that long without eating it.
>> No. 469874 Anonymous
8th April 2025
Tuesday 11:55 pm
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>>469851
No, that's guy's just being silly.
>> No. 469875 Anonymous
9th April 2025
Wednesday 7:08 am
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>>469873
I paid £3 for an orange Twirl one in Asda. It only comes with one bar though, when a box of that size would have had two bars a few years back.
>> No. 469876 Anonymous
9th April 2025
Wednesday 9:48 am
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The woman on the till in Iceland a few days ago dropped my extra-strong mints while scanning them, and apologised. I said, “Don’t worry; it’s because everything is so small these days.” I thought this was an astute observation but she didn’t seem to find it amusing.
>> No. 469877 Anonymous
9th April 2025
Wednesday 11:02 am
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>>469876
REMEMBER THE MR SOFT ADVERTS?
>> No. 469878 Anonymous
9th April 2025
Wednesday 1:56 pm
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>A live stream of a peregrine falcon nest on top of a cathedral has been taken offline after reports the birds' eggs were deliberately smashed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq80yqnl54eo

Looks like crab killer is seeking new thrills.
>> No. 469879 Anonymous
9th April 2025
Wednesday 7:50 pm
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Someone I worked with retired at the end of last year. Her husband passed away a couple of weeks ago, I think he was in his early sixties as well. It's just... shit. Not even three full months of retirement they had together.
>> No. 469880 Anonymous
10th April 2025
Thursday 10:29 am
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This is potentially a stupid question but it's a long time since I've bought gig tickets.

Everything Everything are on tour later this year, with tickets going on sale tomorrow. I can get pre-sale tickets through gigsandtours.com for £41.70, which includes a transaction fee of £3. The face value of the tickets is £32.50, so if I try and buy them on general sale tomorrow will they be cheaper?
>> No. 469881 Anonymous
10th April 2025
Thursday 11:22 am
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>>469880

The face value is entirely hypothetical. It's the price you would pay if you bought the ticket over the counter at the box office, but you can't actually do that any more. No matter where you buy the ticket from, you're going to pay a load of fees and charges on top.
>> No. 469882 Anonymous
10th April 2025
Thursday 11:28 am
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>>469881
So I might as well get it now then?
>> No. 469883 Anonymous
10th April 2025
Thursday 11:40 am
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>>469882

Yeah. O2 venues use Ticketmaster as their ticketing partner, so you'll still pay a raft of fees if you buy general sale tickets through the venue website. You might pay a pound or two less, you might pay a little more, I couldn't say. Nearly a tenner in extra fees on a £30 ticket is unfortunately par for the course these days.
>> No. 469884 Anonymous
10th April 2025
Thursday 1:55 pm
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>>469883
Thanks, lad. The confirmation email has given the full breakdown so there's a £3 transaction fee and a £6.20 booking fee, which includes a £1.75 venue restoration levy.
>> No. 469885 Anonymous
10th April 2025
Thursday 3:03 pm
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I miss 3DS StreetPass. If I went into town it'd be a highlight of the day to come home and see who I'd passed. Sometimes I'd pass people I know IRL, but I wouldn't even know it til the 3DS tells me! I think that's the best social feature Nintendo ever did. Better than Switch 2 gamechat which just looks like a gimped Discord video call.
>> No. 469886 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 11:16 am
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>In England alone, smoking is estimated to cost the NHS £2.4bn every year, equivalent to 1.6% of the health service’s budget.

https://www.bma.org.uk/news-and-opinion/time-to-create-a-smokefree-generation-now

>Smokers in England cost local care services £1.2bn each year

https://www.localgov.co.uk/Smokers-in-England-cost-local-care-services-1.2bn-each-year/52059

>Tobacco duties are levied on purchases of cigarettes, hand-rolled tobacco, cigars and other forms of tobacco. In 2024-25 we estimate that tobacco duties will raise £8.7 billion. This represents 0.8 per cent of all receipts and is equivalent to 0.3 per cent of national income, and £305 per household.

https://obr.uk/forecasts-in-depth/tax-by-tax-spend-by-spend/tobacco-duties/

>Around 6.0 million people aged 18 years and over (11.9%) smoked cigarettes in the UK in 2023; this is the lowest proportion of current smokers since records began in 2011, based on our estimates from the Annual Population Survey (APS).

https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/healthandsocialcare/healthandlifeexpectancies/bulletins/adultsmokinghabitsingreatbritain/2023

This is back of a fag packet maths, but 12% of the population smoke and they bring in £5billion more in tax than they cost the NHS and in social care. If we managed to treble the number of people smoking, or maybe if we encouraged the existing smokers to treble the amount they smoke, then that'd raise a surplus of £10bn tax revenue.

I'm fairly certain if we extend this line of thinking to other areas we could fix the country in no time at all.
>> No. 469911 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 10:01 am
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>Siwa accused Rourke, 72, of being "homophobic" for saying he was "going to vote the lesbian out real quick" and making other comments about her sexuality.

>According to a transcript released by ITV ahead of Wednesday evening's episode, Rourke first asked Siwa if she liked boys or girls. She replied: "Girls. My partner is non-binary."

>He then told her: "If I stay longer than four days, you won't be gay any more."

>She responded: "I can guarantee I'll still be gay and I'll still be in a very happy relationship."

>He then made the comment about voting her out, and apparently referred to an earlier conversation about the smoking area when he said: "I need a fag," before gesturing to Siwa and adding: "I'm not talking to you."

>Amid the pirate themed challenge TOWIE's Ella, 24, told the group: 'I have instructions for us all. We're not allowed in the bedroom, no one is allowed to touch the crisps or sweets.'

>'I don't like them' Mickey said, as Ella continued: 'You've got to come with me'.

>To which The Wrestler actor responded: 'Come in you', shocked Drag Race star Danny Bear, 32, quickly interjected saying: 'Mickey, you can't make them jokes.'

>Later Mickey got into a heated altercation with Chris Hughes, 32, when he accused the Love Island star of 'eyeballing' him' before calling him a 'c***'.

Mickey Rourke removed from Celebrity Big Brother.

I enjoyed The Wrestler more than all the output of every other contestant combined, so I'm willing to forgive Mickey. The only person in there more famous than him is Jojo Siwa, and she's the typical child star gone off the rails. Michael Fabricant and Love Island man and TOWIE woman never got an Oscar nod.

Not watched any of this CBB, I just like following Mickey.
>> No. 469912 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 10:33 am
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>>469911
He sounds borderline senile and/or like his mind's been destroyed by booze, drugs, untreated mental illness or some combination thereof. Picking fights with people who've done nothing and strongly implying you're going to rape a lesbian fifty years your junior isn't suave, it's unhinged. I don't entirely blame Rourke for this because this behavior doesn't sound like it's bubbled to the surface after he was put under intense stress, so some producers somewhere knew this kind of thing might happen and happily let it all play out, to a point.

Anyway, great to see that noughties style exploitation telly is back. Perhaps if they reboot Space Cadets you'll be able to buy a flat in London for £50,000 again, probably not, but it's about as sensible as Starmer's AI efficiency "plans".
>> No. 469913 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 10:44 am
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>>469911

In an ironic twist, Chris now seems to be turning JoJo straight.

Also, Mickey Rourke might have been nominated for an Oscar, but has he ever won Best Soap Actor at the TV Quick Awards?
>> No. 469914 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 11:42 am
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The neighbour's cat just came in through the open back door and walked in on me taking a shit in the bathroom.

Bit uncomfortable.
>> No. 469915 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 1:03 pm
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>>469914
It sounds like you wanted them to catch you shitting.
>> No. 469916 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 2:15 pm
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>>469915

No, not really.

The cat has sort of made my house its second home. Which has caused some friction with its owners, but I don't see why I should keep my doors shut in spring and summer just because their cat likes to explore the neighbourhood. They're at work most of the day anyway. Their house has a cat flap, so the cat can come and go 24 hours anytime it likes. It's not my fault if their cat enjoys spending time here at my house, especially when they are at work.
>> No. 469917 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 2:23 pm
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>>469916
Outdoor cats are a weird concept. I had one as a kid and she was fine, but I can't imagine letting my current cat out with total freedom. They might get run over, get cat AIDS, or wander into the toilet of a britfa.gs poster.
>> No. 469919 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 2:46 pm
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>>469918
>And it's hotly debated among cat enthusiasts.

Whenever I've seen these discussions online the divide is usually Americans (indoors) vs. the rest of the world (outdoors).
>> No. 469920 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 2:46 pm
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>>469917

>Outdoor cats are a weird concept.

And it's hotly debated among cat enthusiasts. You could argue that that's the most natural way for a cat to be, as they are far less removed from their wild cousins than dogs are. A domestic cat, if left alone, can revert to being a wild outdoor animal without a problem. Most dogs decidedly cannot, and will be very unhappy without human interaction and without an owner.

On the other hand, depending on where you live, it can be that it's dangerous for cats to be outside. I used to live in the middle of the city, and people there were still keeping outdoor cats, just 200 feet away from a busy through street with cars and buses. It was one reason why I never got a cat while I was living there all those years. Because I would have wanted it to be able to go outside, and safely.

But around here where I live, our street is literally on the edge of the city, and there's nothing but open fields and forest past it for miles. In a way it's cat heaven, and it's very safe for them to be outside, with almost no traffic. Probably less than one car every half hour.
>> No. 469921 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 3:24 pm
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I've listened to the new album by The Darkness. It's not very good, I think I've already forgotten it.
>> No. 469922 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 3:59 pm
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>>469920

Isn't the main reason that they act for all intents and purposes as an invasive species and wreak havoc on local wildlife populations if left to go around and do as they please? Second to the fact that most urban environments nowadays just aren't suitable for them and they'll invariably get run over sooner or later.

Honestly though I might be a bit on the biased side because we always had dogs growing up, and I've always felt like cats are a bit of a shit pet. Owning a cat speaks to the mindset of the person and their approach to the world- For example, it is an undeniable fact that cat owners are more likely to use Apple products than PC/Android.

You may draw your own conclusions on what that implies but you cannot say it's untrue.
>> No. 469923 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 4:07 pm
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What are we grabbing in the Game asset auction lads?

https://bidonline.ncmauctions.co.uk/auctions/9241/ncm-au11168?page=2&pageSize=60

Got my eye on one of those pallet trucks myself. Maybe a vending machine.
>> No. 469924 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 4:36 pm
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>>469923
Why does GAME have so much kitchen equipment?
>> No. 469925 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 4:44 pm
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>>469924
At the time of my writing warehouse staff are still entitled to eat.
>> No. 469926 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 5:41 pm
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>>469923
Asside from seeing it on the highstreet, how do you follow such developments in business and potentially see them coming?
I'm wondering if it'd be worth holding small shares in companies just to read their quarterly reports or whatever they send out.
>> No. 469927 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 6:10 pm
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I've absolutely no idea who she is, but one of the 'People you may know' suggested to me by Facebook is a woman with delightfully massive breasts. On her profile picture she's wearing a very low cut dress and her breasts are sunburnt. It makes my knob stir a little bit every time her picture pops up out of the blue.

That is all.
>> No. 469928 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 6:11 pm
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>>469926
https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/07837246/filing-history
Alright. Well I found this, including a 40 page 'full accounts' document. It's got some very interesting information but it's full of statements like this attached.
I thought this kind of shit was a meme - what does it say that "we need to up the numbers or we're bust' doesn't?

Has it always been so easy to read company accounts? This is facinating. I'm gonna look up local businesses next.
>> No. 469929 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 6:13 pm
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>>469927
I thought you were going to say something nice like she's a wonderful smile, lovely full hair or some such.
>> No. 469930 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 6:30 pm
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>>469929
She does have a pretty face, don't get me wrong, but she has well and truly got a cracking pair. The sunburn also helps, women always look fitter with that holiday glow to them.

I don't even know how Facebook come up with suggestions for people I may know. Most of them don't even have any mutual friends or live locally.
>> No. 469931 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 7:25 pm
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>>469930
Facebook once suggested that I knew one of the actors from the original Star Trek. I think it was the guy who played Chekhov, but I'm not sure because it was a couple of years ago and also I have no interest in Star Trek.
>> No. 469933 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 8:08 pm
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>>469928

There are very specific rules about how annual reports must be drawn up, because they're supposed to be clear and understandable to investors. Material risks to the business have to be spelled out, even if they're blatantly obvious. Those statements get more interesting when the risks are more interesting A lot of shipping companies have made mention of the Houthis in their last accounts; the annual report for Subway made for entertaining reading after their spokesman got done for carpet-baggering.

Small companies only have to file basic accounts, which generally makes them less interesting.

Publicly traded companies have more comprehensive reporting requirements and need to make public announcements of major acquisitions of changes in ownership:

https://www.hl.co.uk/shares/shares-search-results/f/frasers-group-plc-ord-gbp0.10/share-news
>> No. 469934 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 8:15 pm
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>>469923

I'm tempted by "Contents Of Maintenance Room 2".

https://bidonline.ncmauctions.co.uk/auctions/9241/ncm-au11168/lot-details/33975db6-7fb3-48dc-9f6f-b2b20104606d

The pallet wrapper would make an ideal gift for a mummification fetishist.
>> No. 469935 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 8:18 pm
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Why is Katy Perry trying so hard to reverse the gains of fishing? What's her problem?
>> No. 469936 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 8:40 pm
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>>469931

Mine once suggested I know that woman off Most Haunted, but her profile picture was just her head on a black background so it took me a couple of days to realise it wasn't Holly from Red Dwarf.
>> No. 469937 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 9:03 pm
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>>469923
I'm suprised you didn't post this one, instead. Seems like better resale value - https://bidonline.ncmauctions.co.uk/auctions/9260/ncm-au11166
There's no list but I guess they'll release more detail closer to the 18th.

>>469934
>"Does not include 3 x work benches, step ladders, any computers and monitors, gaming chair, confidential business paperwork and engineers hand tools", which I imagine are the more interesting parts of the pictures. You'd be bidding on fixtures and fittings mostly.
>> No. 469938 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 10:18 pm
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What did you lads go and do now?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV7aldUBImE
>> No. 469939 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 10:58 pm
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>>469938
Now THAT is funny. She got you lot, she really did.
>> No. 469940 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 11:52 pm
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>>469938
I always knew it was her coming here and posting her own videos to see what we think.
>> No. 469941 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 12:33 am
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>>469938

The fact that she didn't say "you're quite fit for a Wallace and Gromit character" suggests that a) she hasn't been here and b) she isn't as funny as three shed enthusiasts.
>> No. 469942 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 12:36 am
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>>469937

I just want to rifle through all of those storage bins.
>> No. 469943 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 8:15 am
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She's so stupid it's almost endearing.
>> No. 469944 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 10:45 am
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>>469943

Nothing about her is endearing.

She isn't just some ditz who was in over her head.

People like that are always dangerous. Even when they've long left office, even if their tenure was as brief as hers.

Make no mistake what the free world is up against. Just look at the situation with the orange ferret now.
>> No. 469946 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 12:08 pm
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Have you ever encountered someone who wears purple footwear? purple women are more common than men.



They're rare but I'm wondering what the deal is given purple boots/shoes aren't cheap and it's a colour that must be sought out. Is it a gay thing or is it like Hawaiian shirts where a certain subset of the population wears them as an unconscious reflection of their personality?

Quite a lot of more Duolingo porn on the internet than I was expecting with that image search.
>> No. 469947 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 12:42 pm
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>>469944
>She isn’t just some ditz who was in over her head.
She absolutely is. Remember when she refused to recognise Russia’s claims to Rostov-on-Don? Or when Prince Charles was going to change his name when he became king, but when Liz Truss announced the death of the Queen, she immediately proclaimed him “King Charles”? She also said she would continue to support Ukraine during her premiership but she kept calling it Kiev. She’s a fucking mong. Dangerous, maybe, but she is quite undeniably totally retarded.
>> No. 469948 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 1:39 pm
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>> No. 469949 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 2:06 pm
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>>469944
>Make no mistake what the free world is up against
I am begining to percieve comments like this in the same light as those against a cashless society, namely that that it interferes with the status quo of criminal activity.
Most of the people I've heard who're of against a national digital coin are exactly the types to be recieving cash in hand for work while claiming unemployment benefits, or regularly buying illegal substances.
It makes me wonder how involved in pushing back against revolution, change and development are in the criminal underworlds of human trafficing, and whether people who pick it up in earnest are merely useful fools to these immoral agendas.
>> No. 469950 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 2:19 pm
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>>469949
A cash machine took my card yesterday, so I’m fucked for a few days till I get a new card. I will not be buying any reefers or atheisms or heavy metal 45s, but rest assured that it’s absolute bollocks to have fewer methods of payment than you are used to.
>> No. 469951 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 2:22 pm
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>>469944
Oh, of course. But she is also incredibly stupid.

>>469946
As a teenager I had a purple cardigan (it was nu-rave, it was allowed), that I liked wearing because two seperate people said it made me look gay. A couple of years later as a slightly bigger teenager I had a pair of purple boat shoes (it was the one summer everyone wore boat shoes, it was a allowed). I think the sole, no pun intended, reason I remember the shoes is because I ran to school in them one morning thinking I was late for a maths GCSE, only to realise when I got there the exam started at 1pm, not 9am. Walking to the exam at the correct time was rather painful.

>>469948
What happened? It's hardly a great loss, even if it is only temporary.
>> No. 469953 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 2:27 pm
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>>469951
I just tried going there and it loads, but very slowly and I get a Cloudflare error if I try to actually look at any boards. No hilarious Goatses or ASCII art of that gay porno man, I’m afraid.
>> No. 469955 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 3:36 pm
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>>469951
>What happened? It's hardly a great loss, even if it is only temporary.
Consider the following hearsay because I can't be arsed to verify any of it: Some soyjack-focused splinter community that was banned for organising interboard raids went back and found Hiro hadn't updated the site security or infrastructure since he took over. They managed to get access as him, and have so far released the source code as well as all the mod and janitor IP addresses and their various chatlogs or other sorts of on-site communication. Presumably they also have poster logs but there's no chatter about them releasing that.
Again, this is just the narrative I've seen without actually seeking it out or checking for sources on any of it.
>> No. 469956 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 3:40 pm
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I got a Ginsters pasty with my lunch because it's classed as a snack in the Morrisons meal deal. Fuck me am I bloated now. It wasn't even that nice, it was mostly sliced potato.
>> No. 469957 Anonymous
15th April 2025
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>>469955
That's what I heard too. soyjak.party aka Sharty did it to bring back /qa/ which was taken over by soy duelling and then got closed down due to this.

I know posting 'jaks isn't allowed here, but the soyjak version of this image is my favourite one.
>> No. 469958 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 5:00 pm
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>>469957
Not the bloody sharty. I hate them so much. Soyjaks are unequivocally the least funny thing on the planet. If 4chan got hacked by Iran or NAMBLA or the Russians, I would happily say such a thing was based and epic, but soyteens need to be shot and no amount of fun janitor leaks will ever cajole me into tolerating them.
>> No. 469959 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 5:06 pm
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The rumours must be spreading, though, because hilariously enough, soyjak.party is now down too.
>> No. 469960 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 5:54 pm
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REMEMBER WHEN WE'D GET RAIDED BY RUSSIANS SPAMMING PICTURES OF FIGHTER JETS WHILE APOLOGISING FOR THEIR BAD ENGLISH?
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15th April 2025
Tuesday 6:11 pm
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>>469958
>Not the bloody sharty. I hate them so much. Soyjaks are unequivocally the least funny thing on the planet.

I will graciously accept my ban, but you walked right into it m7.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 469962 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 6:42 pm
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>>469955
Apparently they've got the pass-user details so that's me fucked then. Or would be if I didn't post the most boring bollocks imaginable instead of having fun on the internet.
>> No. 469965 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 8:44 pm
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>>469962
I've just spent hours looking up as much information as I can find, because I consider this to be really exciting news given how much time I spend on 4chan, and there's a screenshot of the hacker saying that regular users won't have their information released. If you are a 4chan janitor, then consider yourself doxxed and pwned, but if all you've ever done is pay for a pass, your biggest concern should be how to get your money back for the upcoming couple of days of downtime.
>> No. 469967 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 8:50 pm
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>>469258
Is this the /brit/ exile thread?
>> No. 469970 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 9:14 pm
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>>469967
No mate it's the weekday thread, says so right there in the post you're replying to.
>> No. 469973 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 10:03 pm
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>>469946
My plan if I go bald is to completely shave my head, grow a goatee and van dyke moustache, get a gold tooth, and wear tiny round sunglasses and a purple double breasted suit with matching shirt and tie at all times. I'm so pleased with this idea that I'm worried my mind will trick my body into going bald.
>> No. 469974 Anonymous
15th April 2025
Tuesday 10:03 pm
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I've just finished re-watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I think this is the first time for me that the ending hasn't felt like it kept dragging on and on, which will be down to the fact it said there were still 50 minutes to go after the ring had been destroyed but I'd forgotten over 20 minutes of those were the credits.
>> No. 469983 Anonymous
16th April 2025
Wednesday 8:29 am
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I've the week off. Took the wife to Milan for the weekend and this week I'm tidying up the garden. It's turned into a bit of a jungle. though the garden waste collection is a bit of a piss take. 40 quid for one cubic yard of waste? I could uber XL to the tip for half of that. Looks like I'll need to ask my brother to give me a hand. I'll buy him a pack of that poshlad beer he likes and make him a millionaires shortcake to devour in his truck cab when he's at work. perhaps write "Thanks cunt" in icing on the top to get a chuckle.
>> No. 470014 Anonymous
16th April 2025
Wednesday 2:23 pm
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>>469955
>Hiro hadn't updated the site security or infrastructure since he took over.

If that's true then Hiro was monumentally stupid, he took over around a decade ago. He's literally been in the game for at least 26 years, he should know better.
>> No. 470023 Anonymous
16th April 2025
Wednesday 5:09 pm
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I was in A&E today for a nasty cut on my shin and made use of their free patient wi-fi while I was in the waiting room. But I made sure .gs wasn't on any of my browser tabs, because I'm sure pictures of naked fatties would have been against their terms of service.
>> No. 470024 Anonymous
16th April 2025
Wednesday 5:34 pm
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I am "crashing out", which I believe is the current term de rigueur.

>>470023
That's what /sfw/ work is for. They probably see much worse in A&E anyway. How's the shin? How do you even cut a shin?
>> No. 470026 Anonymous
16th April 2025
Wednesday 6:50 pm
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>>470024

I was doing a spot of gardening and my exposed shin grazed the edge of an old fence post that had the tip of a nail sticking out . Or so I thought. It sliced right through a 5 cm section of skin. It needed six or seven stitches, or something. It's all under a big patch of dressing now. I'm supposed to go to my GP tomorrow and then again early next week or as he finds necessary. Luckily I had my tetanus refreshed just last year.
>> No. 470028 Anonymous
16th April 2025
Wednesday 8:40 pm
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>>470026
5cm is pretty deep so I'm gonna assume that's 5cm long. I must be the only one who celotapes napkins around my kicks and cuts. A rusty nail maybe but it depends how bad it is.
>> No. 470029 Anonymous
16th April 2025
Wednesday 8:57 pm
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I had a letter posted through my letter box this evening addressed with the correct first name but complete incorrect last name. Plain white envelope. Inside there was a A4 size piece of paper with the West Midlands police emblem at the top, no address etc.

The contents state that a certain PC wants to be contacted either by their email or phone number about an incident. I'm 99% certain it's a scam but would a police officer post an informal letter? There was no address so I can only assume someone delivered it but I have no CCTV to check.

I'm half tempted to go to the nearest police station and report it but also tempted to just chuck it away and forget about it.
>> No. 470030 Anonymous
16th April 2025
Wednesday 8:59 pm
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>>470028

Yes, of course, it's got a length of about 5 cm. Not sure how deep it was, probably a good few millimetres from what I was able to make out, in any case the surgeon said stitches were absolutely necessary and it probably wouldn't have healed well on its own, not to mention the risk of infection.
>> No. 470031 Anonymous
16th April 2025
Wednesday 9:04 pm
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>>470028
depends what's available really. If I'm at home I'll be proper about it and disinfect it, use a dressing, microporous tape etc etc. whilst on the other end of the spectrum if I'm out and cut myself I'll either press tissue on it or just let it bleed and hope nobody notices and makes a fuss about it. if it isn't gushing it has to clot at some point right? Pretty sure I googled it at a house party and it told me I should go to A&E if it doesn't let up in about an hour. Took about 40 minutes to clot iirc. left a slither of a scar on my thumb. A lasting reminder to mind yourself whilst cutting limes.
>> No. 470035 Anonymous
17th April 2025
Thursday 12:07 am
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I was on my way to bed, but Skin A&E just started. Can't miss that.
>> No. 470036 Anonymous
17th April 2025
Thursday 4:10 pm
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I was watching dating show Love Is Blind last night, and one guy was crying as he revealed his demons to the girl he was talking to - he got injured playing basketball, looked up how to alleviate the pain, it said take two ibuprofen every four hours, but he'd take up to twenty a day. He said the same shit to another girl he was talking to.

I feel kind of conflicted. Am I a shit for thinking ibuprofen addiction isn't a real thing to be talked about like a smack addiction, or was he just really bad at formulating a sob story to win over the women he's talking to? His point after it all was that his connection to God helped him overcome his ibuprofen addiction.

I'll never really get that about Americans, the love of God. Not to be a fedora tipping atheist, but thanking God for everything good that happens in your life, even if it happened due to your own effort, that's quite retarded.
>> No. 470038 Anonymous
17th April 2025
Thursday 6:16 pm
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>>470036
>thanking God for everything good that happens in your life, even if it happened due to your own effort, that's quite retarded.
It's a practice in appreciation and it's not limited to the good things that happen, you fool.
>> No. 470044 Anonymous
18th April 2025
Friday 6:47 am
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>>470038
So he was thanking God for his ibuprofen addiction? That makes even less sense.
>> No. 470045 Anonymous
18th April 2025
Friday 7:30 am
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>>470044
I'm sure you have the imagination to figure it out.
>> No. 470046 Anonymous
18th April 2025
Friday 7:53 am
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I have a theory that lasses with larger fannies are more likely to be into anal. I doubt it could ever be proven, but it's the conclusion of all of my empirical research.
>> No. 470047 Anonymous
18th April 2025
Friday 8:15 am
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First day I have to work in almost a week and I feel like shit for no reason. Headache, stomach feels weird, aches and pains. Why can't I have this guy's >>470046 job? Actually I think I'd die if I had to fuck someone right now.
>> No. 470049 Anonymous
18th April 2025
Friday 9:42 am
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>>470047
That's a reason to call in sick if I've heard one. Or at least show up, exhibit that you look like death and then go home.
>> No. 470115 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 9:40 am
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Pope dead.
>> No. 470116 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 10:05 am
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>>470115


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRHeWbn15YY

Finally, I have been waiting to post this for ages.
>> No. 470117 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 11:31 am
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>>470115

So... Liz Truss killed the Queen, and JD Vance killed off the Pope.

All the proof we need that right wingers are evil.
>> No. 470118 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 11:47 am
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>>470117
I was going to post this yesterday, just because of how stupid Vance's suit looks, before I got sidetracked or whatever. Anyway, it's clear he's Pope-acidal loon and needs to be stopped immediate, by whatever means necessary.
>> No. 470120 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 1:05 pm
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>>470118
He looks so old and rough there. The Pope looks fine.

I must say, I think Pope Francis was a decent Pope. He seemed very chill about people who weren't Catholics, and I think he did a bunch of reforms that everyone outside the Catholic Church wanted him to do (regarding gays, women, paedos, etc). I definitely liked him, whereas I hated Benedict XVI. Society wasn't obsessed with politics 24/7 when John Paul II was Pope, so although I remember him, and he was easily the most famous one in my lifetime, I don't remember him doing anything notable.

That being said, I'm in a celebrity death list group with some friends on Facebook, and Pope Francis was on my list, and I was getting bloody sick of him pulling through multiple deadly diseases over and over again.
>> No. 470121 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 1:36 pm
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>>470120

Benedict was an archconservative even by the Catholic Church's standards, who didn't win many friends even during his time as cardinal before he ascended to the Holy See. He was a fire and brimstone Catholic at heart, with particularly backward and divisive views on gay rights and women's reproductive rights. When the AIDS epidemic hit his native Germany in the 80s, he went on record saying that AIDS was a gay disease and that you didn't "have to be a scientist to realise that nature is defending itself" against homosexuality.
>> No. 470122 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 1:58 pm
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>>470121

Does the church actually continue to have any relevance on these issues? It seems pretty perplexing to me that anyone still really cares, at least as anything more than just a symbolic thing like our royal family is.

I have been an BRILLIANT Dawkins-esque atheist since I was a teenlad but I was made to go to church and Sunday school as a young kid, but even then Christianity as a religion has always seemed like a giant cop out compared to the other big ones. You don't have to really do anything, you just go to church and pay a bit of lip service to the idea. It seems very odd to me the idea that it still has significant effect on people's lives, and that they base their views and actions on it.
>> No. 470123 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 2:20 pm
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>>470122

I briefly dabbled in Dawkins, for a year or two, and even bought and read the God Delusion.

The problem with Dawkins is that his set of views is no less radical than that of people like Pope Benedict. He's simply at the other end of the spectrum of the debate.

A lot of the New Atheist movement was fuelled by the Bush administration's intertwinement with Christian radical faith groups, whose doctrines were not only spread widely and implemented in the U.S., but at least in part also exported to the UK and Western Europe through NGOs, grassroots groups and other entities. In that sense, Dawkins and others were a predictable pushback against what was arguably an overreach of the American administrative complex.

But then both Obama and Trump I, as well as Biden, weren't really concerned that much with religious doctrine, and it took the edge or the urgency off those issues, which in turn cost the New Atheist movement a great deal of relevance.

As for myself, I've well and truly gone back to live-and-let-live. I don't mind people practising their faith, and I don't assume to have a definitive answer if they are right or if I'm right about religion. Who am I to tell somebody that God doesn't exist, when their faith in a god may well literally be the only thing that makes them get through life and deal with loss, trauma, and whatever else. I want to be respected as an agnostic, and possibly more than that depending on the fluctuation of some of my views, but that's where it ends for me.
>> No. 470125 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 2:38 pm
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>>470122
Places with a lot of thick retards are absolutely still heavily influenced by religious doctrine. You might not live in one, but a lefty hippie Pope is excellent news for any gay Mexicans or unmarried pregnant Filipinas.

>>470123
I like to describe myself as an agnostic fundamentalist, because it sounds like a joke but it really is the only way to approach these things. You can't insist that you only believe in things that can be proven, and accept that you can't prove a negative, and then base your whole identity around believing a negative. It's hypocritical.
>> No. 470126 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 4:22 pm
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>>470123

Jesus, it's not that deep lad. People have to bend over backwards to have a problem with Dawkins being "just as bad as the other side" because they are too weak minded to confidently accept sky wizards aren't real, and resist all the social pressure to pretend they do. I think that's really one of the worst parts of it really- The thing that definitively put me off religion is that I saw how much people were just going along with it because it's what everyone else goes along with.

When I say I am an "BRILLIANT Dawkins-eqse atheist" I don't mean that I am part of some movement or that I even bother trying to convince anyone to share my belief, I only mean that I am wholly comfortable in my belief that God is fictional and all the people who follow him are fucking backwards simpletons. Because that's the truth of the matter. I am more likely to make fun of religio-nutters on the internet than I am in real life, because obviously, I am not a complete arsehole and I don't want to get admiral ackbar'd by some machete wielding great whale hunter boat person. But people say all sorts of things on the internet that they wouldn't say in real life.

We would be in a better place as a society without religion, but I don't intend to make a crusade out of that fact- I maintain the same can be said about Celebrity Big Brother or Love Island.
>> No. 470128 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 4:35 pm
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>>470126

> I only mean that I am wholly comfortable in my belief that God is fictional and all the people who follow him are fucking backwards simpletons.

For me, it ends just before the second part of your sentence. Right, I've got enough of what seems to me like a reasonable opinion that God is probably fictional. Any "evicence" to the contrary seems more than slim to me, at best. But if I then look down on people because they don't share my ideas, or indeed beliefs, then I'm really no better than some Bible-thumping git who thinks I will be going to hell because I don't pray to his invisible being in the sky.


>We would be in a better place as a society without religion, but I don't intend to make a crusade out of that fact

Well, good for you. But for all the harm that religion has done throughout human history - and it'd be delusional to dispute that it did - there is also some good that comes from it. From people who are good because their faith tells them to be. And that, to me, is a much more valid measure of somebody's worth or merit as a person. As long as they are a decent, upstanding human being, who is good and kind to others, I absolutely don't care at all what they believe.
>> No. 470130 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 4:50 pm
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>>470128

Still sounds like fence sitting apologism to me. You know well how you really feel, you are just trying to role play in accordance with your perceived placement on the DnD alignment grid.

Everyone looks down on someone. Maybe it's smokers, or gamblers, or some other vice. Maybe it's people who never learned how to cook or clean up after themselves. But I find it is very rare to encounter somebody who genuinely doesn't feel they have some sort of moral high ground over others in some way, shape, or form, and I have come to inherently be sceptical of anyone who claims as such. No offence intended to you for that, mind, just saying.

It has therefore become part of my own worldview that it's okay to have convictions about things. You shouldn't be ashamed of or try to be too nice about it. I mean, Lord knows the other side aren't, either, are they? I might be wrong, they might be wrong- If I die and it turns out I was a fool going all in on red then fair enough, I will have to accept 9,000,000 years having red hot pokers shoved up my bum or whatever. But I am more prepared to stand by it than give in to a resigned and overly-permissive kind of outlook where nobody makes any decisions about anything and everything is considered as equally valid and fine.

None of this is to say I hate Christianity as a concept, either. As you can see my speech is littered with references to Christianity. Our artwork and culture and everything owes it a great deal. In fact I reckon I'd make a very good theologian if I were able to have studied it at university or something like that, it's just that' I'd be treating it no more seriously than a VaatiVidya lore video.
>> No. 470131 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 5:53 pm
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Visited my parents leafy home counties town for the first time in a while, visibly more third worlders and wogs about

There's no escape anymore. We need mass deportations.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 470133 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 6:49 pm
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It's insane that Robert Jenrick pens de-facto white nationalist drivel for The Telegraph now. I suppose facing up to the fact that the Tories shat the economy inside out is too much to deal with.

>>470131
I said fuck off, Bobby.
>> No. 470134 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 7:46 pm
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>>470133
Mass migration has had huge negative social impacts, not to mention the untold billions these low productivity, crime prone, benefit reliant (all borne out by data) people will cost us over their lifetimes. It's a policy failure and needs to be addressed.

Nobody gives af if you label such commentary 'racist' or 'nationalist' anymore, we're past that
>> No. 470135 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 8:12 pm
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>>470134

We're more bothered that you're a filthy immigrant from the internet's equivalent of the third world, and you should fuck off back if you can't learn this is a civilised imageboard and we don't shit in the street here.

Oh wait, you can't can you. I suppose you will have to drown in the channel then.
>> No. 470136 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 8:27 pm
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>>470135
Mate. Don't use 'we'. I never signed up for your take. Speak for yourself. I'll keep my opinions on the matter to myself.
>> No. 470138 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 8:42 pm
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"Parents" should be possessive as well.

>>470134
>Nobody gives af if you label such commentary 'racist' or 'nationalist' anymore, we're past that
It's not a matter of "giving af", it's a valid criticism of a harebrained ideology.
>> No. 470139 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 8:57 pm
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>>470138
Exactly what part of that post was alluding to an ideology?
>> No. 470142 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 9:14 pm
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>>470139
How is advocating mass deportation not part of a larger ideological worldview? Are you just one of those thick sods who thinks they're clever, only because they know so little they don't understand how nonsensical all of their ideas are? I suspect so if you're asking questions like that.
>> No. 470143 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 9:19 pm
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>>470134

> not to mention the untold billions these low productivity, crime prone, benefit reliant (all borne out by data) people will cost us over their lifetimes.

Exactly how are they worse than low productivity, crime prone, benefit reliant white Brits?

What I mean is, if my assumption is correct and you're a bedsit dwelling, benefit wasting full time imageboard and rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk lurker, then you've got no leg to stand on in this debate.
>> No. 470144 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 9:24 pm
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>>470142
I'd ask that you calm down and keep your posts civil. You're making a lot of assumptions about me based off of one question there pal. Is everyone who questions your choice of words a 'thick sod'?

Also I don't just think I'm clever. I know I'm clever. Not to brag, but I'll have you know that I watch french films without subtitles AND wear glasses AND help my wife with her daily puzzle games. That's pretty clever I'm sure you'll agree.
>> No. 470145 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 9:46 pm
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>>470144
>visibly more third worlders and wogs about
>Is everyone who questions your choice of words a 'thick sod'?
Some are, yeah.
>> No. 470146 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 9:55 pm
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>>470115
I hope they elect Jude Law.
>> No. 470148 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 10:13 pm
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What the fuck is this? I'm supposed to be the worst poster here. What are you lads playing at?
>> No. 470152 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 11:33 pm
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>>470147

flippin 'ell.

Have a word, lad.


In other news, I've got a double mosquito bite at the top of my arse crack. I hope that mosquito knows it sucked blood from an aging man's arse.
>> No. 470153 Anonymous
22nd April 2025
Tuesday 8:33 am
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Bugger. It's about that time isn't it. I really should invest in a screen door for the back, those silly stick on nets are pure shite and I like a breeze wofting through the house in the summer.
>> No. 470157 Anonymous
23rd April 2025
Wednesday 11:06 am
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Happy St George's day lads.
>> No. 470158 Anonymous
23rd April 2025
Wednesday 1:07 pm
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>>470146

They should just regenerate the Pope.

Bit like Doctor Who.
>> No. 470159 Anonymous
23rd April 2025
Wednesday 2:23 pm
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>>470157
Perhaps the reason St George’s Day is relatively overlooked is because we are so great that we can just take traditions from other countries. I might celebrate St George’s Day with a pint of Guinness and a haggis, from our colonies. What are they going to do?
>> No. 470160 Anonymous
23rd April 2025
Wednesday 2:25 pm
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>>470158
Isn’t that how they pick the Dalai Lama?
>> No. 470161 Anonymous
23rd April 2025
Wednesday 6:14 pm
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>>470157
Happy St. Georges day pal!
>> No. 470162 Anonymous
23rd April 2025
Wednesday 8:17 pm
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At the moment, Youtube keeps recommending videos to me of people who have had spinal injuries. Which is just very bleak.
>> No. 470163 Anonymous
23rd April 2025
Wednesday 10:29 pm
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>>470162

Outside of my subscriptions, YouTube is mostly recommending me bodycam footage of American police dealing with absolute bellends. I've only myself to blame, because I love that stuff in a grim voyeuristic way. I'm just fascinated by the psychology of people who seem to have absolutely no survival instinct.
>> No. 470164 Anonymous
23rd April 2025
Wednesday 11:28 pm
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It's only one at a time, not a flood, but almost every day YouTube is trying to get me to watch a stream of an attractive woman playing a classic FPS like Half-Life 2, Deus Ex, or suchlike. I'll never be that lonely, and I'm not sure if it's more or less grim than what you pair are getting recommended.
>> No. 470165 Anonymous
23rd April 2025
Wednesday 11:29 pm
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The subsidised vending machine at the depot is very dangerous. When I get back from a route on a late shift and there's nobody in the canteen to judge me, I can fill up my flask with free coffee and then buy five or six KitKat Chunkys, Toffee Crisps or Lions for a grand total of about £1.50.
>> No. 470166 Anonymous
23rd April 2025
Wednesday 11:43 pm
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>>470164
Turn your history off unless you're feeding it specific music and set all your subscribed channels to 'do not recommend'. The problem with any other sort of content is that it's mostly crap and you'll eventually stumble across or be recommended the good stuff. We have a thread for it.

Music isn't great either but the algorithm sometimes spits out something different to what I'll usually hear.
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23rd April 2025
Wednesday 11:54 pm
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I think the problem you lot have is you compulsively hate-watch things you really don't like, so you end up telling it you do like to watch that (and it knows you do even though you say you don't.) Mine mainly recommends me videogame shit, a bit of Warhammer shit, some lefty politics stuff, and a load of history/science nerd stuff. I purged all the guitar channels because they are literally nothing but adverts for gear nowadays and they just don't come up any more.

The only problem I have is that it does sometimes recommend me a lot of dodgy Yank GunTube content, which I don't like, but I do like stuff about how different guns work or unique historical weaponry or other general war stuff. It just doesn't seem to be able to differentiate that stuff from the ones where it's just two rednecks blowing up ballistics gel dummies with absurd penis compensators.
>> No. 470168 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 12:08 am
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I just get music I have already listened to already on YouTube. It’s exactly what I want and I love it.
>> No. 470169 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 12:26 am
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Jesus Christ, will somebody help me find information regarding Victorian huntsmen? I'm getting nothing but spiders, corporations and tailors. Put's me in mind of a vicious suit wearing spider on the 60th floor window of a highrise over manhatten.
>> No. 470170 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 8:13 am
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>>470167
I don't "hate watch" anything. I just thought it was a bit funny that YouTube's spent years suggesting I watch a nice woman with braided hair play Thief: The Dark Project and going "come on, you know you want to". And I do, but I mustn't.
>> No. 470171 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 9:55 am
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The water company sent me a letter saying they want to do some "ground investigation work" on my land. I'm "entitled to appoint an agent to represent [me] in this matter and ... [they] will meet the payment of reasonable professional fees."
Any idea if I can appoint myself as agent to oversee them and make a few quid for the imposition?
>> No. 470172 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 11:22 am
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>>470171
Can I do it? You have land so I definitely need the money more than you do.
>> No. 470173 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 12:59 pm
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I guess my voice doesn't give away that I'm 50. I called my old gym today where I was a member until about 25 years ago, and told them that I know their place from back then and that I might like to rejoin. And the young woman on the phone said, "wait... you were here 25 years ago? How old were you??". So I said, I'm 50. And she said I sounded no older than about 30.

I'm past the point in my life where I crave compliments like that, because no matter what you tell me how young I appear, I'm 50, and nothing can change that. No use deluding yourself.

But what's ironic is that during the time that I was morbidly depressed from my late 20s to about mid-30s, I was smoking and drinking quite heavily and people would sometimes tell me on the phone that I sounded like I was 40 or 45. I guess cleaning my act up is a gift that keeps on giving to this day.
>> No. 470174 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 2:09 pm
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>>470172
Can you pass their criteria for whatever counts as a "professional agent" and quote a price they'd find reasonable?
>> No. 470175 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 2:15 pm
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>>470171

It's up to them, but they will usually pay. I've claimed costs for my own time when representing myself as a claimant at Small Claims Court, both as part of awards by the judge and out-of-court settlements. If you send them an invoice with a reasonable number of hours at a reasonable rate, their path of least resistance is to just pay it.

>>470173

People either assume that I'm at least a decade older than I am, or that something terrible has just happened to me. My appearance and demeanour doesn't really fit into any obvious category; I'm obviously educated and have middle-class manners, but I have the haggard and beaten-down appearance of the lumpenproletariat. A lifetime of depression and insomnia will do that to you, I suppose.
>> No. 470176 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 2:16 pm
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>>470173

I'm 36, people in real life usually are shocked and think I'm mid twenties at the oldest. I don't see it, personally, I'm bald and my beard is greying, for a start. Maybe I'm just emotionally and mentally a child so that throws them off.
>> No. 470177 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 2:18 pm
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>>470175
>a reasonable number of hours at a reasonable rate
I have no idea what either would be in this situation.
>> No. 470178 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 2:34 pm
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>>470176

I'm >>470173 lad. I look after my appearance within reason, and I guess I could pass for 40 if you saw me in the street. But my goal these days isn't to look younger, or at least to look a certain age group that I've long left behind. Because that just seems pointless. I just want to look well.

A few years ago, I was at a dermatologist to have a mole checked, and in one of the dermatology magazines in the waiting room, there was an article about skin aging, where a dermatologist said that people shouldn't always just focus on trying to look young, and instead remember that you can look well at any age. And that stuck with me. Because from a certain age, bemoaning the fact that you no longer look 20something is just going to make you feel depressed. It's a losing proposition, because looking young is a trick that becomes harder to pull off with every day that passes. Why not accept your age, or in any case not deny it, and make the best of it. Because even at 50, you can look attractive in your own way.
>> No. 470179 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 2:41 pm
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>>470177

Add up the time you actually spent dealing with it, with each action rounded-up to the nearest 15 minutes. Open a letter? That's 15 minutes. Spend 20 minutes on the phone to them? That's half an hour. You can include research, time spent drafting letters, anything that's directly related to the problem. Keep a timesheet in case they dispute it.

HM Courts & Tribunal Service give a guideline hourly rate of £139 for a trainee solicitor or paralegal outside of London. Their legal department will know those guideline rates by heart. I wouldn't suggest you ask for that much, but if the hourly rate you're billing for doesn't make you cringe, then you aren't asking for enough money. £70 an hour is unlikely to raise any eyebrows.

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/solicitors-guideline-hourly-rates
>> No. 470180 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 2:51 pm
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>>470179

Cheers, that sounds good. I've had to open a letter, research (this conversation) and send them an email asking for further details so far.
Can I charge per hour they're on the land, for overseeing? That doesn't seem unreasonable. I definitely want to charge them more if they come back and tell me they're going to dig things up.
>> No. 470181 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 3:02 pm
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>>470180

It's completely reasonable charge for time you actually spend letting them on to the site, talking to them about what they're doing and checking that they've cleared up after themselves. They'll definitely kick up a fuss if you charge them for 32 hours simply because they were on site for four days and you spent all day staring at them through the window.

If you need to take a day off work to provide them with safe access to your land, then you could claim for lost earnings at your actual daily wage. If there's no reason why their workers can't just turn up and start work, then they'd be entirely justified in refusing to pay for lost earnings. If they need to go through your house or locked gates to access the land, then they'd struggle to argue that you should just leave the keys under a plant pot and go to work.
>> No. 470182 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 4:27 pm
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>>470179
That legal rate is for legally work carried out by legal professionals. The amount they allow for litigants in person is significantly less. Strictly speaking, claims in the Small Claims Track are subject to the fixed costs regime, under which you aren't really supposed to recover for time and effort unless the other side has behaved unreasonably. I've had the misfortune of being in the receiving end of two court judgements over the past year. Both times the claimant requested their costs, both times the judge refused to award anything outside of the fixed costs. (The company that submitted a schedule for £1500 got a little over £150 instead.)

In the case of a settlement, parties are free to agree anything they like within reason, though the water company would be well within their rights to tell you to go whistle and go to court seeking access to the land instead, at which point if you're lucky the judge remembers that the LIP rate isn't still £9.25/hr.

Otherlad can just send the invoice, but should be aware that it'll be speculative and without a payment receipt they may push back.
>> No. 470183 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 4:36 pm
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>>470178

>But my goal these days isn't to look younger, or at least to look a certain age group that I've long left behind. Because that just seems pointless. I just want to look well.

I think I've always been like this, perhaps if I tried to dress like I was still a teenlad my age would be far more apparent. Or perhaps it's an attitude thing, I rarely think about aging, it's inevitable, of course, and my only concern is trying to avoid becoming so physically deteriorated I can't do the things I enjoy. If I'm 75 but can still go on a nice hike, I'll be happy. Even if I'm slower than I am now.

>Because even at 50, you can look attractive in your own way

From what I can gather from The Women I Know, it's entirely possible that being older but well maintained is exceedingly attractive. Not that I could be arsed with a 20 year old lass at 50 (or 36), but the attention's never a bad thing.
>> No. 470185 Anonymous
24th April 2025
Thursday 10:20 pm
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>>470183

> perhaps if I tried to dress like I was still a teenlad my age would be far more apparent

I'd describe my clothing style as mature urban casual. Which, at 50, you can still pull off convincingly if you steer clear of some pitfalls. Nobody is going to take you seriously if you dress like a post-uni version of yourself, but for example right now in spring, a nice light coloured blouson jacket, some thin knit sweaters and button shirts as well as a pair or two of plain light blue jeans will do wonders. Add a fetching wristwatch for good measure. Because you're the generation that still grew up aspiring to a nice watch. And with rising temperatures, a pair of canvas shoes that decidedly don't look like Converse All Stars or All Star knock offs. Also, no hoodies, especially not together with Converse All Stars. Because who are you kidding, you won't be hanging out with the teenlads in the park, you won't get them to listen to Green Day or the Beastie Boys with you, and you won't be going skating with your decrepit back.

The key is to strike a balance between acknowledging your age and not dressing like your grandad in the 60s.


> Or perhaps it's an attitude thing, I rarely think about aging, it's inevitable, of course, and my only concern is trying to avoid becoming so physically deteriorated I can't do the things I enjoy.

I've stopped thinking about it. In my late 30s, I was really feeling the sting of it, because that's the first time in your life that you're really having to realise that you're getting on a bit. There are lads who go clubbing all the way into their mid-30s, I know because I was one of them, and for me, I guess it was around my 36th birthday where I thought, right, I'm getting past my mid-30s now, so that means I'm now looking down the barrel of middle age. Which sent me into another tailspin of depression, but then at some point in my early 40s I thought, fuck it, I can't spend the rest of my life feeling miserable about getting older. So I pulled myself together and really started thinking about what I wanted my future to be like. Because in a very real sense, fretting about your age is often just a symptom of you living in the past and not wanting to let go. And in my arguably slightly simplistic view, that is the main reason why you would want to dress half your age, and date women barely half your age.
>> No. 470186 Anonymous
25th April 2025
Friday 12:13 am
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>>470183

>if I tried to dress like I was still a teenlad

Whenever people say this it just makes me assume you must have dressed like a prick when you were a teenager. I still largely dress in the same general style I did when I was a teenager, but frankly, I never dressed in a way that particularly looks out of place on an adult male in the first place. At least not in today's world; dress standards across society as a whole have been steadily getting more casual for years, I feel like.

Don't take this like I'm being a smart arse but it does come off a bit like you are still of the mindset that hoodies make you look like a yobbo. It's 2025 mate, you can just wear trainers. Nobody cares.

>>470185

Unless you're trying to fit in at the yacht club like this prick sounds like, I suppose. Have you considered perhaps it's less to do with your age and more to do with the circles you are moving in these days?
>> No. 470187 Anonymous
25th April 2025
Friday 12:47 am
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>>470186

>Unless you're trying to fit in at the yacht club like this prick sounds like

You'll look more like a prick by dressing like a teenager in your 50s.
>> No. 470188 Anonymous
25th April 2025
Friday 7:35 am
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>>470186

What an odd take, you are both saying they dressed like a prick when they were teenagers and also that they should continue dressing that way now.
don't resent the rest of us. When I was a teen I dressed largely for astetics, because that is what I worried about. Now that I am an adult I largely dress based on practicality. I'm not selling my personality anymore, I'm making sure if it rains and I'm outside I stay dry. My motives have changed and consequently my appearance changed.
>> No. 470189 Anonymous
25th April 2025
Friday 11:23 am
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Look, the important thing is we all avoid dressing like "Jacomo Man". Or wearing those shirts men wear on a "night out". You know the ones, with little patterns on them, and paired with jeans that sit weirdly low down. He's got a belt that clashes with his shoes. Kill the idea of this man.

Anyway while I don't think I dressed like a "prick" as a teenager, I don't dress exactly the same now. That's primarily because it's not 2011 anymore, and skinny jeans and Vans aren't quite as in vogue as they were, and frankly I like my Onitsuka Tigers and wide leg trousers more now anyway. That's not to say I'm a slave to trends. For example those hip accentuating trackie bottoms I see lads wearing these days are very confusing to me, because why are you trying to signal to the world that you have wide, breedable, hips, ladm8? Which leads me to my larger point that these days I like to think about what I'm saying with my outfit. Which isn't ever anything profound, but does seem to be at odds with the strangely, hyper-conservative view of >>470186 that even thinking about your clothes is some kind of cardinal sin, and an indicator that you have ideas above your station/are trying to make out like you're better than him.

Also if you're a goth, metalhead, or part of some other subculture that still a fine thing to represent with your outfits well into adulthood. I'm definitely not trying to make out like every cunt needs to dress exactly the same after some arbitrary age.
>> No. 470190 Anonymous
25th April 2025
Friday 12:23 pm
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>>470187
>>470188

The point is more what you think a teenager looks like, and you haven't realised that changes with the times. You dressing like a teenager doesn't look like a teenager any more, it looks like dressing like a 36 year old in 2025. Millennials all wear jeans, trainers and hoodies, those things are no longer teenager clothes, they are young dad clothes. Your preoccupation with them makes you sound like you are way further disconnected from the times and what makes you stand out, than you think you are.

The Yoot nowadays all walk around dressed like either sentient sleeping bags or the Peaky Blinders as far as I can tell. That would be dressing like a teenager in the current day.
>> No. 470191 Anonymous
25th April 2025
Friday 2:34 pm
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>>470190

>Millennials all wear jeans, trainers and hoodies, those things are no longer teenager clothes, they are young dad clothes.

Many Millennials have crossed 40 now, but they're not much older than 40. Which means you still get a pass on that kind of clothing. I'm Generation X, born in 1974, and although we wore much of the same as you describe when we were teenagers, it's not something many 50 year olds will feel comfortable in today.

What we've seen in recent years is that the threshold of middle age has been pushed up. When I was in school and we were doing a bit of developmental psychology in year 11 social studies, the textbook said that the threshold from young adulthood to middle age was 35. Which would probably be untenable today. Depending on who you ask, it's probably more like 45 now. But that brings me back to my point. By today's metric, you can still count as young adult in your early 40s. And that means that by extension, wearing the same clothes you wore when you were clubbing off your tits all night at age 20 is something you get away with. But at 50, there's no way you can argue that you haven't crossed into middle age. Which, again, doesn't mean you have to dress like your grandad in the 60s, but you will almost involuntarily tone it down a bit. To put it another way, the only 50somethings I have seen wearing hoodies regularly are Francis Gallagher lookalikes begging you for change in front of a supermarket.
>> No. 470192 Anonymous
25th April 2025
Friday 3:11 pm
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>>470189
>Look, the important thing is we all avoid dressing like "Jacomo Man"

Is this the new version of Superdry dads?
>> No. 470194 Anonymous
25th April 2025
Friday 6:53 pm
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>>470192
I have never heard that term before now. I coined "Jacamo Man" while solemnly combing a particularly disappointing rail at TKMaxx last year, and I don't know enough about SuperDry to understand what your thing is. I'd more fully define Jacamo Man as the kind of ugly, boring, shit men get conned into wearing by a combination of weird, anti-sartorial, reactionaries like >>470186 and the absolutely junk they're heavily pushed towards buying on the highstreet. The photo from my earlier post is actually from Next, but you could find something like it from any highstreet retailer, and every one of them is absolute shite. There are nice plaid shirts out there, but the ones like that seem to be designed solely to perpetuate the male suicide rate.

>>470191
I don't think wearing a hooded sweatshirt is quite the mark of a down and out that you suggest it to be.
>> No. 470195 Anonymous
25th April 2025
Friday 9:07 pm
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Do you think you could power a coolbox using a thermoelectic generator?
>> No. 470197 Anonymous
25th April 2025
Friday 9:26 pm
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>>470186

>Whenever people say this it just makes me assume you must have dressed like a prick when you were a teenager.

Yes, I did, I wore a blazer and a t-shirt, skinny jeans, and one red and one green converse. It worked spectacularly with the ladies.
>> No. 470198 Anonymous
25th April 2025
Friday 10:22 pm
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>>470197
>Odd shoes
And here I am concerned that I'm wearing socks and sandles.
>> No. 470199 Anonymous
25th April 2025
Friday 10:33 pm
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>>470197
>and one red and one green converse
I'd genuinely shake your hand if I could. Phenomenal play.

>>470198
You can do it with Converse that are otherwise identical.
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25th April 2025
Friday 11:04 pm
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>>470195

>thermoelectic generator

If you're thinking about the BioLite CampStove, then it only produces about 3 watts of power. That's barely enough to run a small light or charge your phone slowly, but an electric coolbox draws about 40 watts.

A decently-sized folding solar panel will do the job easily, assuming that the coolbox is sufficiently well insulated to stay cold overnight.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Foldable-Monocrystalline-Controller-Caravan-Irregular/dp/B07YKQGRTM
>> No. 470201 Anonymous
25th April 2025
Friday 11:05 pm
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>>470197

10/10, no notes.


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25th April 2025
Friday 11:33 pm
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I am glad you lads are opening up, good on you. I must confess I was a bit of a grump yesterday so I was perhaps harsh in my judgement of your dress sense.

But the thing is I was thinking about it today and I think what bothers me is when people lack the confidence to just wear what they want and say "fuck what people think", you know? We all know deep down, on some level, that fashion isn't about what you wear, but about having the confidence to own it and pull it off. That and good fit, of course.

I think deep down on an instinctual level of my /poof/ lizard brain, the mere suggestion that you should "tone down" your dress sense past a certain age or life landmark, triggers a kind of repulsed lack of respect. Then, pic related popped into my head.
>> No. 470203 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 2:15 am
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This one time I took a shit in a washing machine.
>> No. 470204 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 10:27 am
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>>470201

It makes my blood boil just thinking about what a superficial twat, who was wholly unprincipalled and feigned sensitivity to women he must have been, so I can only assume he was drowning in fanny custard.
>> No. 470205 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 11:51 am
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>>470194

>I'd more fully define Jacamo Man as the kind of ugly, boring, shit men get conned into wearing by a combination of weird, anti-sartorial, reactionaries like >>470186

You took the complete wrong message from that post lad, like the full 180 degree opposite. Just wanted to say.
>> No. 470206 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 12:10 pm
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I'm 32 and I wear graphic t-shirts, blue jeans, and trainers every day. When it's mild I'll wear a plaid shirt over my t-shirt, and when it's cold I'll wear a hoodie. If I go out on a date with my wife I'll wear a shirt but still wear trainers and jeans. This is how I've dressed for nearly 20 years. I know I look like a retard probably, but I feel comfortable in these clothes.

Is there still a good portion of autistic nerds (think bronies, D&D players, LARPers) dressing in ill fitting suits and fedoras to look classy/gentlemanly/sophisticated/mature in geek spaces? They seemed common the last time I was in a geeky space, but that was 10 years ago.
>> No. 470207 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 12:28 pm
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I’d just like to say that I am wholly on the side of the “anti-sartorial” poster. This whole conversation is exactly what happens when you’re not allowed to call people gaylords any more.
>> No. 470209 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 1:38 pm
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>>470206

Well there is a teenlad who comes into Tesco every other night around the same time that I normally do my grocery shopping, and he always wears a beige 3/4 trenchcoat with a white dress shirt and a black skinny tie. Occasionally with a fedora, and he tries hard to project an air of coolness that isn't too forced, but it very much is. I guess he's going for some 1960s mod look that he saw in his grandad's photo album.

Kind of takes me back to being a teenlad myself and hating all the pretentious posers. We had somebody who fancied himself a Tom Cruise lookalike, even copied some of the outfits from his movies, but who was really just full of hot air. Well, he got the height right, that's for sure.
>> No. 470210 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 2:14 pm
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>>470209
That reminds me, when I started secondary school, there was a guy in sixth form who used to dress like a vampire and hang around graveyards. Then he started dressing like a cowboy, in boots and wearing a stetson. Then he went sort of gamblerish - silk shirt, medallion, sunglasses, sharp shoes. I think he had issues because everyone thought he was a massive sperg, but he was making that effort to create these personas.

He ended up losing his job as a PCSO for dressing as Agent 47 and posing with replica weapons on photos on his Facebook page. They found loads of swords and replica guns and crossbows in his house.
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26th April 2025
Saturday 2:25 pm
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>>470210
We were warned about this effect but nobody ever listened.

Did he happen to eventually find his way to political power in Canada?
>> No. 470213 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 4:16 pm
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>>470210

>He ended up losing his job as a PCSO for dressing as Agent 47 and posing with replica weapons on photos on his Facebook page.

I guess it warrants the assumption that he was bit fucked in the head from the word go.

We had a sperg kid in our class, well back then that word wasn't even known, but his lack of social skills and general behaviour was very much an indication. Anyway, he would always sit next to the bus driver every morning and afternoon and tell everybody how he wanted to be a bus driver too after school. He would also incessantly talk about different models of buses they were using, and all the mechanical specs. Mind, this was when we were all about 16, he wasn't some precocious nine year old. I think they didn't end up hiring him, because he had very poor eyesight. I also can't imagine what other field of work he could have applied himself to. Weirdly, he had a musical talent, to the point that he was actually a one-man wedding band for a while. A friend once actually went to a wedding that he got hired for, but I guess it was very underwhelming.


Self sage for old man rambling.
>> No. 470234 Anonymous
27th April 2025
Sunday 3:31 pm
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>>470213
>We had a sperg kid in our class
There was this arsehole kid in one of my classes, complete bullshitter about everything and fairly vicious about it too. The type who's a joke but you don't want that joke backfiring on you. He brung in this weird broken ring one time, telling me it was a specifically designed weapon and that punching someone with it would tear skin. He demostrated it on my arm, leaving a few scratches and a shock at my lack of reaction.
There's not really much point to this other than that once young adults we saw him pretending to be security at a night club - touching his ear as though recieving a radio signal, speaking into his sleeve and all that.

>Self sage for old man rambling.
Weekday thread, what better place for it?

>>470200
>A decently-sized folding solar panel will do the job easily
That's great news, thanks for the link. Sounds like my lifestyle is viable after all.
>> No. 470235 Anonymous
27th April 2025
Sunday 5:42 pm
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>>470234

>Weekday thread, what better place for it?

Otherlad was a bit annoyed at me the other week that my stories from way back when never seem to go anywhere. That there's never a conclusion or a bottom line, and I guess that that's somehow unsatisfying. To him.

Either I just take after my grandad, who could talk your ears off with entirely pointles stories from his day that made you feel like you'd just completely wasted that half hour of your life, or it's generally an older people thing. Well, I'm 50 now, so I'm by no means young but also not that old, but I think I've actually been getting into the habit of telling stories just for the simple sake of telling stories.

You two will understand once you're my age.
>> No. 470236 Anonymous
27th April 2025
Sunday 6:46 pm
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That's all well and good lads but it's not even a weekday, is it.

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>> No. 470238 Anonymous
27th April 2025
Sunday 7:29 pm
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>>470236
There's seven days in the week?
>> No. 470240 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 9:18 am
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Black character, black voice actor, but due to the woke mind virus I can't help think the portrayal is so black it becomes anti-black dolphin rape. I'm generating dolphin rape where there isn't any.
>> No. 470241 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 9:26 am
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>>470240
Is this what it's like, being in a bubble?
>> No. 470242 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 10:43 am
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>>470241
I guess so. I'm not actually that bothered by any potential cultural insensitivity. It does feel like in 20 years time it might seem a bit rum in retrospect.
>> No. 470243 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 11:21 am
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I painted parts of my front door yesterday with what seemed like the right colour shade. It's sort of an off white, and I found an old paint tin in the basement that seemed to match it. But now that it's completely dried, it's a very slight shade darker. The shade I used yesterday is called "snow white", and it could be that the door is in "pure white", because I know that's the shade we used a few years ago on the picket fence. I painted the garage door "snow white" a few years ago, so that's what that paint is from.

You don't really notice the difference on the door unless I'd tell you, and the door looks lots better with all the scuffs and marks now gone, but it's still annoying, and I might do it over at some point.
>> No. 470244 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 11:36 am
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>>470243
Is this some form of subtle race-baiting?
>> No. 470245 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 11:45 am
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>>470244

No, it's fence sitting.
>> No. 470246 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 12:17 pm
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I have no idea who this burly gentleman is, but I think what you’re describing is the last stage of good wokeness before it becomes bad. If we want to tolerate black people, and we should, then we should also tolerate them when they act black; it doesn’t count if they’re just Uncle-Tomming it and doing white things. So to be truly tolerant, we must tolerate not just black people but also black culture. But maybe that’s still not enough! Rather than good black culture like Roots and whoever Angela Davis is, we also need to tolerate bad black culture like Ja Rule’s music. A society where black people don’t have the right to wear vests and drive those bouncy cars is still a racist society. If people still can’t handle a strong black man choosing to survive entirely on fried chicken and watermelon, that’s their problem. So at some point, you’re going to have to portray ridiculous stereotypes or you’re being racist. And that’s when you look back and realise that wokeness has gone a bit funny.

If your man isn’t American, I might need to rewrite this post with different stereotypes, but he sure looks American.
>> No. 470247 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 12:35 pm
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>>470246

Spike Lee wrote Bamboozled 25 years ago, but it keeps getting more relevant.
>> No. 470248 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 12:55 pm
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>>470240

I wouldn't have even read him as black if you hadn't mentioned it. To me he just looks like one of those ambiguously tanned American or maybe like, southern Spanish/Italian/Greek types.

I remember going on a date with a Mexican lass who spent a lot of time talking about how she's not white and bla bla bla and she was puzzled by my explanation that her ethnicity isn't on our cultural list of "people who are not white", so she defaults as white even though her skin was quite dark. She's only non-white in America because they have the specific category for latinos, but we just don't have that. In this country we have two categories of non-white, laplanderstani/Indian, and Black. If you're neither of those you are basically white; you may still be a foreign but you're not a laplander or a wog, so you're white.

Race really is a social construct that way innit. It's about in-groups and out-groups and nothing more.

>>470246

I think both of you sound more like you have the roots of the wokeness that inevitably lead to it being bad, in the sense that you are just neurotically over-thinking it in general. The way forward is just to judge people by the content of their character, and accept that sometimes part of their character is invariably derived from their cultural roots, without seeing it as some kind of untouchable subject that must be tiptoed around or given special categorisation away from everything else.
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28th April 2025
Monday 1:37 pm
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He's got an African American accent but it's a fantasy world.

>>470248
He looks blacker in his official artwork from the original 1997 release. It does seem there was the same debate back then about whether the portrayal is racist or not.

From NEXT Generation magazine letters page, December 1997.

>I have to tell you how glad l am that the Final Fantasy Vll review in your October issue made a point about Barret, the only African-American character in the game.

>Barret's grating Mr. T stereotyping in FFVll seems to have offended more than a few people. How could Square and Sony let this happen?

>I am African-American, and although l truly enjoy FFVll, l was quite appalled and disappointed to see a representative of my race portrayed so poorly. I instantly noticed from the first level just how different Barret was from the other characters: The "Mr. T" look, the slang ("Ebonics" is such a bad word ... try not to use it again), the militantness, the unlevelheadedness, etc. I think this is a major setback for gaming, and I've been gaming since the Telstar Ranger.

>How are we, AfricanAmerican gamers, supposed to feel when the fastest-selling PlayStation game of all time has us acting so foolish? Did the people at Square really think that we would all relate to Barret in some way and feel more compelled to play?

>Without getting too political, l have always known the Japanese to be somewhat sexist (anime porn, bondage, etc.) and racist, but to allow such a blatant display in such a major U.S. release is quite disrespectful, disturbing, and very dangerous. I may be a little harsh with my words, but how many more games will Square, or any other Japanese developer, release portraying common, unwanted stereotypes?

>This kind of thing needs to be addressed.

>By the way, I was never interested in role-playing games — Final Fantasy Vll was the first one l ever bought. If this is what l have to expect, l may never buy another.
>> No. 470250 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 3:11 pm
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>>470249

Fair criticism, though I'm not sure I'd agree about "dangerous". Disrespectful and disturbing, yes, but it's possible to argue the other way and say that Barrett is also a character in his own right, not necessarily meant to represent all black people. By that same token, the little girl with the ninja stars (Yuki?) is not meant to represent all of Japan, though she is of obvious fantasy-Japanese extraction.

It's true Barrett was basically an amalgam of all caricatures of hot-headed, revolutionary militant types that have been present in fiction since Mr. T in The A-Team. To what degree his foolishness is a racial caricature is muddied by the fact he uses African-American language, when it might just be a simple case of needing to write characters with flaws: Barrett is occasionally childish and short-sighted, but he's also dedicated, tough, and passionate about his cause. His blond-haired and blue-eyed counterpart, Cloud, is an elite super-soldier, but is also stubborn, often overwhelmed, overconfident, not to mention with deeper issues with amnesia and something akin to PTSD. Why aren't his flaws projected onto a wider group?

It's great to discuss what better black characters might look like in future games, and criticism of older characters can contribute to that, but I also feel like there's a bit of a "Galbrush" problem here, too. We're so sensitive to representing a particular group in a poor light that we can't write fun or interesting individual characters.

Between Sephiroth, Hojo, everyone at Shinra, it's worth recalling that the most evil cunts in the game are basically white or asian (whatever you would call the hyper-idealised anime form). And ultimately, Barrett is a sympathetic character, quite literally one of the heroes of the series.
>> No. 470251 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 3:20 pm
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Please shut the fuck up.
>> No. 470252 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 3:34 pm
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I've just suggested to my daughter that she skips a day of school so she can go to Alton Towers with us when her sister has a teacher training day and she said no. I'd have jumped at the chance when I was a kid.
>> No. 470253 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 3:44 pm
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>>470250

It's not even a fair criticism. It's time to stop carrying that water.

It's not remotely offensive unless you are looking for a reason to be offended. He's a big hard black guy, have you never seen a big hard black guy in real life? Do big hard black guys not exist? If big hard black guys didn't exist, would it be more or less racist to make a character who is a big hard black guy? If so, why?

You just simply shouldn't even have to get to the point of saying:

>Barrett is also a character in his own right, not necessarily meant to represent all black people

Because that should be painfully, agonisingly obvious to anyone with a functioning brain. But here we are.
>> No. 470254 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 3:56 pm
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My dinner today is an iced apple donut. Quite a big one, too, and slightly overcooked. It's got a bit too much oil but a lovely crunchy chew. I'll have that throughout the day I reckon.
>> No. 470255 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 4:07 pm
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>>470252
Well funded/private school?
>> No. 470256 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 4:09 pm
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>>470255
No, she's just a goody two-shoes swot.
>> No. 470257 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 5:24 pm
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>>470253

I'm trying to go up against the best possible version of that argument, though.

For example, no one would defend the character of Jim Crow now, yet people back then might well have claimed that the portrayal was harmless, that he was just a happy-go-lucky and not a figure of ridicule, that it was an individual character and not a representation of race, etc.. I find it helpful to think about. What is it about that character that seems so brutally racist in retrospect? Does any of that apply to modern characters?
>> No. 470258 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 5:42 pm
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When I woke up this morning I went to look at my phone while taking a piss and dropped it into the toilet. I fished it out quickly enough and on testing the speaker wasn't working.

Later today I was listening to music in the office and my bluetooth connection was first lost but then it decided it was still connected but blasted music from the speaker - I pretended it was my ringtone and I didn't notice for about half a minute, I quickly hurried off like I was taking a call.
>> No. 470259 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 7:02 pm
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For tea I sliced a load of tomatoes in half and cooked them with a clove of garlic before mixing in linguine, basil and cheese. It was very nice.
>> No. 470260 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 8:20 pm
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The wankers across the road are doing the house up. It's 8:20pm and they're still drilling and hammering away.
Wish they'd fuck off, it's too hot and all my windows are open.
>> No. 470261 Anonymous
28th April 2025
Monday 9:18 pm
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>>470256
I'm surprised.
>> No. 470263 Anonymous
29th April 2025
Tuesday 9:23 am
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>>470257
I'd heard of Jim Crow laws but didn't realise it was referring to a character. I looked into and there was a Jim Crow rock in Scotland.

>Due to concerns about dolphin rape the rock was painted over several times, but repeatedly returned to its original state. In 2017, Neville Lawrence, father of Stephen Lawrence, saw the rock when he was on holiday in the area, and described it as saddening and disappointing, an uncomfortable reminder of division. It later attracted Black Lives Matter protests, and was painted black. In community efforts to find a way forward, a competition was held for young people to propose a unifying design. The winning design was by a pupil from Dunoon Grammar School, who with other pupils re-painted the rock in 2021 as a puffin.

These days you can't even paint blackface on a rock without outcry...
>> No. 470264 Anonymous
29th April 2025
Tuesday 1:33 pm
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The morons who felled the tree at Sycamore Gap not only recorded themselves cutting it down, but shared the video with other people before it was in the news. Why are morons, well, such morons?
>> No. 470265 Anonymous
29th April 2025
Tuesday 1:34 pm
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>> No. 470266 Anonymous
29th April 2025
Tuesday 6:32 pm
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Look, I don't like Boris Johnson, nor will I ever. But his generous refugee policy regarding Ukrainians fleeing the war did mean I got to spend about ten minutes of my work day staring at an absolutely stacked Ukrainian MILF dressed in tennis whites, so he wasn't a complete waste of a PM.

>>470264
I read some of their messages to each other. They are jaw-droppingly thick bastards, and we live during a time when about half of social media content is people being performatively daft for attention, so things like this are bound to happen.
>> No. 470267 Anonymous
30th April 2025
Wednesday 12:34 am
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>>470264
Better question: Why are people so sentimental about one fucking tree? It's just a tree, there are literally billions of others just in this country alone. A while ago someone cut down a tree outside a Toby Carvery, nobody noticed for a couple of weeks, but when someone did eventually notice, oh boy did they make themselves known and we still haven't heard the end of it.
>> No. 470268 Anonymous
30th April 2025
Wednesday 12:43 am
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>>470267

It was 300 years old and was an iconic landmark. I'm sure you will have valid arguments for why you personally see that as inconsequential, but you'd have to be particularly thick to not understand why others might not see it that way.
>> No. 470273 Anonymous
30th April 2025
Wednesday 10:45 am
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The one on the left looks like the sort who'd fell a heritage tree, I think it's the haircut. The guy on the right looks semi-respectable. At 32 and 39 respectively, they're much too old for these sorts of shenanigans.

At uni I lived with a lad who bragged that his dad was the one that knocked down the Tree of Ténéré, once the most isolated tree on Earth. Strange thing to brag about, and a strange thing to lie about on his dad's part if he didn't knock it down.
>> No. 470274 Anonymous
30th April 2025
Wednesday 10:52 am
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>>470273
The one on the right reminds me of the neighbour from Home Alone.
>> No. 470275 Anonymous
30th April 2025
Wednesday 11:44 am
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>>470268
300 years isn't actually that old for a tree - they're only regarded as veteran after 400 years. It's not even a native tree and the entire local area is a dead zone - there's a lot more interesting stuff going on that we should care about.


If the government actually cared about this stuff we'd be working frantically to sort out the countries growing dead zones that are turning black.

>>470273
>I think it's the haircut

I'd be happy to accept a few pagan trees getting chopped down if we brought back some men's hairstyles from the middle ages.
>> No. 470276 Anonymous
30th April 2025
Wednesday 4:28 pm
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>>470275
>men's hairstyles from the middle ages.
Hasn't he just got a short mullet? I know the 1980s were quite some time ago, but I don't think they were the middle ages.
>> No. 470277 Anonymous
30th April 2025
Wednesday 4:32 pm
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>>470275
The part of me that feels people should go to prison merely for being obnoxious wankers understands why the country is more outraged at this incident than by wider and far more serious environmental problems.
>> No. 470278 Anonymous
30th April 2025
Wednesday 5:09 pm
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>>470277

Natural monuments like an old tree are important far beyond aesthetics in the landscape. They're often a way to get people to start appreciating nature and the environment as such. Which is never really a bad thing.
>> No. 470279 Anonymous
30th April 2025
Wednesday 6:04 pm
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I don't have enough to say about it to warrant a whole thread, but I like how Mark Carney is now talking like he's this guy., and like he's going to premptively attack the USA for their crimes. I wholeheartedly support this course of action and I think enough anti-Trump sentiment exists to split the US armed forces in the event of an attempted liberation.
>> No. 470280 Anonymous
30th April 2025
Wednesday 10:59 pm
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>>470279

It's a weird one because people are cheering for him basically more or less entirely because he sticks up to Trump, when in more ordinary, sane times he'd be seen rightly as a completely uninspiring status-quo neoliberal.

My schizoid heart of hearts suspects Trump is a giant psy-op to get people back on board with the globalist neoliberal agenda, and mind break would-be progressives and radicals into pro-establishment lackeys. The idea he's a Russian stooge is the double bluff.
>> No. 470281 Anonymous
30th April 2025
Wednesday 11:21 pm
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>>470280
After however many years it's been now I'd quite like to go back to the neoliberal globalists running everything. Please.
>> No. 470282 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 1:07 am
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>>470279 I like him, primarily because he is a former manager of the bank of England. For you he might be a status quo neo liberal. But I see him as at least a man of high competence who isn't a bullshit salesman. Genuine credibility and competence count for something. I may not agree with his values but I at least trust his judgement. Even when he was chosen to be head of the bank of England there was some controversy about the fact he was the first foreigner to do so. So the argument of competency as to why he was even chosen in the first place for that role over domestic choices is again something that adds to my faith in him.


I'm sure he is doing things other than standing up to Trump but frankly there is no reason to presume we would hear anything at all about it, because it is probably too sensible and mundane to make the foreign press.
>> No. 470283 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 8:12 am
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I keep getting adverts for Snag Tights. Perving on all these fat women makes me feel like a bit of a pervert.
>> No. 470284 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 10:27 am
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>>470283
Her ability to make you feel that way against your will is exactly what makes it empowering. I am happy for her to have this power over me, because I am woke.
>> No. 470285 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 11:30 am
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>>470282
What does competence look like as the Governor of the Bank of England? Nothing went wrong under his stewardship, but I don’t think anything really happened at all. And I don’t entirely know what they do. Interest rates? Printing money?
>> No. 470286 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 1:50 pm
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I'm having carrots and broccoli as a side to steak and potatoes. It looks like I waited too long to put the broccoli in the pot with the carrots, and I'm probably going to end up with a mix of overcooked carrots and undercooked broccoli.
>> No. 470287 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 2:06 pm
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>>470283

You are a pervert, but she does have the word "smother" tattooed on her lovely big thigh, so swings and roundabouts.
>> No. 470288 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 2:38 pm
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>>470287

Nothing bad ever came of somebody with Gothic typeface tattoos.
>> No. 470293 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 6:04 pm
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I know insect numbers are meant to be in decline, but I've splattered at least ten million greenfly with my car over the past week or so.
>> No. 470295 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 9:07 pm
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>>470283

At least one of Snag's models is a porn performer and professional dominatrix. Princess Dandy, if you're wondering.
>> No. 470296 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 9:07 pm
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>>470288
Blackletter.

I always find it funny when the sort of person you're implying has a love for Blackletter. The big man wanted to do away with it because it contained "Jewish letters".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwabacher#Normal_type_decree
>> No. 470297 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 9:27 pm
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>>470296

Amusing as that is, I think innocent goths and metalheads are just as likely to have Gothic typeface tattoos as neo-nazis and are more likely to ruin your life.
>> No. 470298 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 9:31 pm
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... and instead declared Antiqua the "Normal-Schrift", but I guess that doesn't make for great tattoos.
>> No. 470299 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 9:36 pm
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>>470298
Can you read that, pictured? Latin? What does it say?
>> No. 470300 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 10:01 pm
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How did 72-hour deodorant become a selling point. If you routinely don't shower or at least clean your armpits for three days, then a long lasting deodorant isn't your main problem.
>> No. 470301 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 10:15 pm
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>>470300
Teenagers.
>> No. 470302 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 10:16 pm
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>>470300
Other than not showering for an extended period, the only other pit-stink-making activity the modern median man is getting up to is wanking, and no one's brave enough to put "leaves you just acceptable enough to pop to the corner shop after two wanks" in an advert.
>> No. 470303 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 10:20 pm
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Based on the first episode of Taskmaster, this series is going to completely carried by Mathew Baynton and Stevie Martin, although Jason Mantzoukas was alright.

The fat women were dead weight.
>> No. 470304 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 10:47 pm
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>>470302

>"leaves you just acceptable enough to pop to the corner shop after two wanks"

Sales would surely go through the roof.
>> No. 470305 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 11:40 pm
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>>470293

Should see the front of the vans where I work. It's a proper fucking genocide.

On that note, it's brilliant having my own mobile office where I don't have to argue with Gemma from HR about how high we have the air con. I'm in charge of my own air con. As long as it sodding works. Today was a rough driving experience for sure.

Sat in the nice cool air now enjoying the sound of some chavs having a party down the street. Is it a bank holiday tomorrow or something? Then again I'm quite certain I'm in a minority on my street for even having a job so I'm not sure that would make a difference.

Bit of warm weather and everyone goes fucking mental don't they.
>> No. 470306 Anonymous
1st May 2025
Thursday 11:59 pm
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>>470299
It's a 500 year old "your mum" joke.
>> No. 470307 Anonymous
2nd May 2025
Friday 1:11 am
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I was doing a bit of labouring at a house renovation and one of the neighbours appeared to have ordered a couple of prozzies to his doorstep. One a petite and pale girl next door slavette, the other a tall and tanned Amazonian Brazilian gender bender, the kind where it's obvious that there's something extra under the bonnet, but who's still fit in a evangelist christian korean youtuber kind of way. Both wearing clothes that left little to the imagination.

Living the dream. Makes me want to get qualified in something so I can have that kind of disposable income. This weather and all the bodies on display are making me the kind of horny that mere wanking can't fix.
>> No. 470308 Anonymous
2nd May 2025
Friday 10:35 am
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My Lenovo laptop keeps dying bit by bit. The USB-C port just stopped working this morning. So now I've got no wi-fi, no Bluetooth, and no USB-C. Looks like it really is time to get a new laptop.

I don't think four years of daily use should be a long time for a laptop to last. But I guess technology these days just isn't meant to live much past its warranty.
>> No. 470309 Anonymous
2nd May 2025
Friday 11:11 am
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>>470299
In modern terms the funny "f" is an "s" so the first line starts "Quida eius libros no ipsius esse sed...". "q₃" is "que", æ and œ are ligatures of "ae" and "oe" that fell out of use. " ̷" means the word continues on the next line (like modern "con-tinued"). I don't speak latin, though, so google translate to the rescue.
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Some of his books are not his own, but those of Dionysius and Zophirus, who, writing for the sake of a joke, gave him the title of a god. Now there were six Menippus. The first, who wrote about Lydia, and Xanthus abridged it. The second was himself. The third was Stratonicus, a philosopher. The fourth was a sculptor. The fifth and sixth were painters: both of whom are mentioned by Apollodorus. The Cynics, however, have thirteen volumes. Neniae: testaments: epistles composed by the person of the gods to physicists, mathematicians, and grammarians: and the offspring of Epicurus: and those which are religiously worshipped by them: and others.
>> No. 470311 Anonymous
2nd May 2025
Friday 9:00 pm
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I know this was one of you lot.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/AMA/5327238-my-child-was-in-a-s-club-juniors-ask-me-anything?reply=143998763
>> No. 470312 Anonymous
2nd May 2025
Friday 10:00 pm
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>>470311
That link asked me to "Go Premium", with some DOM finagling I got the text. Just post it, mumsnet is such an obnoxious site, screenshot or quote text will do.
>> No. 470313 Anonymous
2nd May 2025
Friday 11:02 pm
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>>470311
Girl Jez - The Forbidden GF.
>> No. 470354 Anonymous
7th May 2025
Wednesday 7:13 pm
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>> No. 470355 Anonymous
7th May 2025
Wednesday 7:31 pm
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>>470354

Reminds me of this one, they seem to share a lot of the same sentiment.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liV5wKAihh8

I don't think I agree with Are Stew about some standard of internet truth, truth has always been a consensus, there seems to have been this weird switch flipped in recent years where people think there ever really was an objective truth of our reality and society when if we are completely honest, it never has been the case. The only difference is we can now choose which version of the truth we subscribe to with more freedom of choice, rather than just picking between the vaguely righty newspaper or the vaguely lefty newspaper.

Where he says:

>or if it's about being free to destabilise european democracy and push it rightwards

Yes, that one. It's that one. In fact when you read between the lines, that's what the word democracy itself has always meant when used by the American government, at least in a foreign affairs context. It means having governments that are open to influence, vulnerable to soft power and propaganda.

I think the part people are missing, failing to see the wood for the trees if you will, is that what we are witnessing in the current era is the death of the old US government/establishment/oligarchy's soft power, and the reins they held over the rest of the "free world", and seeing them being replaced by the corporations that run the digital infrastructure. We're not quite in the full on cyberpunk dystopia yet, but we are heading rapidly along that road.
>> No. 470356 Anonymous
7th May 2025
Wednesday 7:46 pm
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>>470354
I want to crucify the people who repeat jokes, often decades old, from the comedians they just watched a video of.
>> No. 470357 Anonymous
7th May 2025
Wednesday 8:01 pm
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>>470356

Actually moderately surprised it's the "can't do [x] without being arrested and thrown in jail" one and not the "[obscure celebrity] has let himself go" one this time.

Are you a sardine?
>> No. 470360 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 1:16 pm
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Two points along a similar topic. One, I'm pretty sure the tradie next door can hear me singing along to industrial music in my ghoulie guy voice. Two, settle this argument: tradies are indoors and workies are outdoors, correct?
>> No. 470361 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 2:10 pm
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I feel like there are less kidney beans in most chili con carne now. The tins are still the same size, but the beans to sauce ratio used to be different.

Are kidney beans that expensive that they now have to skimp on them as well?

I know about economies of scale, and that, but it can't be more than literal pennies per tin.
>> No. 470362 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 2:52 pm
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>>470360
What the fuck are “workies”? That’s not a word.
>> No. 470363 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 3:11 pm
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>>470362
Maybe he's Australian.
>> No. 470364 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 4:27 pm
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>>470362
I would not use it myself, but I have heard others do so. Maybe if you stepped foot outside Beeston once in your life you'd hear it too.

>>470363
How fucking dare you.
>> No. 470365 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 4:58 pm
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>>470364
If you're not an Antipode then why are you using cringe-worthy Britfeel style vernacular? Only Aussies and /r9k/ NEETs use that language.
>> No. 470366 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 5:39 pm
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>>470365
Okay, now I'm not even doing to faux-outrage joke-thing about being called an Australian: what the Hell are you talking about? "Tradie" is a perfectly common bit of slang and the last person I heard say "workie" was a fifty-eight year old woman I work with.
>> No. 470367 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 8:13 pm
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NEW POPE ALERT
>> No. 470368 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 8:40 pm
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>>470365

We're still dealing with a few immigrants that haven't realised they are unwelcome I gather. You can see it in how classlad has had to deliver his sermon anew so many times lately.

I propose a Britfa immigration test where you have to correctly identify all the wordfilters and give the backstory of the names from /iq/.
>> No. 470369 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 8:55 pm
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>>470368
>correctly identify all the wordfilters and give the backstory of the names from /iq/.
Anyone who can do that is the .gs Lisan al Gaib.
>> No. 470370 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 9:38 pm
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>>470368
>We're still dealing with a few immigrants that haven't realised they are unwelcome
Fuck off you cunt, they've opened the shed door to us sniffing our own farts. Bring in the fresh air for fuck sake, so what if you have to deal with a fly every now and then.
>> No. 470371 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 9:56 pm
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Lately I've been making some good progress on getting fit but fuck me do I crave some chocolate and a night off.

>>470366
I've never in my life heard the term 'tradie' and 'workie'. It sounds like something someone with learning disabilities would come out with.
>> No. 470372 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 10:01 pm
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>>470370
Oh, newchap. You might want to lurk for a while longer until you've acclimatised to the vibe here.
>> No. 470373 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 10:11 pm
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>>470371
"Tradies" are tradesmen, and it feels like I've probably heard it before, like calling the facial hair that grows in front of your ears "sideys". "Workies" will presumably be workmen, but it feels tryhard and artificial to me, like when that MP referred to electricians as "sparkies" (annoying, but I have heard it), carpenters as "chippies" (fuck off), and whatever that third one was that was even more forced.

I should probably say that I do frequently have an aversion to most abbreviations and slang terms. Not all, because that would be mental, but if you're too lazy to say a two-syllable word in full, then I would rather not waste my time mentally translating your impenetrable verbal shorthand. I even consider it rude to expect me to put your thoughts into understandable words for you.
>> No. 470374 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 10:21 pm
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>>470373
>carpenters as "chippies"

You fucking what, my local chippy has been serving fish and chips for years. No wonder they're all going out of business.
>> No. 470375 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 10:40 pm
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>>470374
He's getting muddled up with Chippendale.
>> No. 470376 Anonymous
8th May 2025
Thursday 10:45 pm
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>>470375
I don't think I am; I looked it up. The "third one" was "brickies", which admittedly is not more forced than the other two at all, and "that MP" was Chancellor of the Exchequer Rachel Reeves.
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/government-unleashes-next-generation-of-construction-workers-to-build-15m-homes

>Up to 60,000 more engineers, brickies, sparkies, and chippies to be trained by 2029, as Chancellor outlines how the government will train more workers to tackle skills shortages and inspire the next generation into the construction sector.
>Ahead of the Spring Statement next week (Wednesday 26 March) the Chancellor has announced £600 million worth of investment to train up to 60,000 more skilled construction workers.
>This will deliver well paid jobs across the country in the construction sector and help build 1.5 million homes to transform communities by the end of this Parliament.

>Chancellor, Rachel Reeves said:
>"We are determined to get Britain building again, that’s why we are taking on the blockers to build 1.5 million new homes and rebuild our roads, rail and energy infrastructure.
>"But none of this is possible without the engineers, brickies, sparkies, and chippies to actually get the work done, which we are facing a massive shortage of. We’ve overhauled the planning system that is holding this country back, now we are gripping the lack of skilled construction workers, delivering on our Plan for Change to boost jobs and growth for working people."
>> No. 470379 Anonymous
9th May 2025
Friday 12:47 am
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The only one of these terms I've never heard is "chippies", but as I've spoken briefly to maybe one carpenter in my whole life, that could well be ignorance on my part. I also feel like "sparky" is a term electricians are fine using, but civilians aren't really supposed to say it.

Maybe it's a regional thing. It was ages ago, but I remember a YouTuber I watch, who is from a field in Devon iirc, being bemused by electricity being called "leccy". When he did find out what it meant he thought it sounded "very Facebook hun". I'm also from a field, so I don't use the term myself, but my field is from the northwest of England, and as such "leccy" is entirely mundane to me. Then again, this bloke played through the whole of KOTOR2, and not for the first time, making jokes about how Darth Sion sounded "northern".
>> No. 470382 Anonymous
9th May 2025
Friday 8:26 am
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It seems it's harder to find tweezers that function properly these days.
>> No. 470397 Anonymous
11th May 2025
Sunday 11:21 am
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>>470382
I've just ordered two pairs of Tweezerman brand ones after losing my last pair, having a hobby where good tweezers are essential. Unless they've changed the design, those are good and sharp.
>> No. 470400 Anonymous
11th May 2025
Sunday 2:23 pm
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>>470397

If you do a lot of work with tweezers, a fish hook sharpener is ideal for keeping them sharp.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fishing-Hone-Fishhook-Sharpening-Whetstone-Grinding/dp/B08HSGCTNR
>> No. 470402 Anonymous
12th May 2025
Monday 9:24 am
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I'd penciled in today as a day of being tied to my desk doing boring stuff, but it turns out that it's tomorrow the boring stuff begins and now I'm at a loose end (do not pay any attention to the multitude of outstanding minor chores I need to complete, they don't count).
>> No. 470403 Anonymous
12th May 2025
Monday 10:58 am
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I'm clean shaven for the first time in about 12 years. What I'm finding novel is having a lot more sensation in my cheeks than before, e.g. when I went to bed last night I was very aware that I was feeling a lot more of the pillow with my face.
>> No. 470404 Anonymous
12th May 2025
Monday 11:37 am
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>>470403
First time in about 8 years past Christmas, head in all. I didn't recognise myself in the mirror, it was a weird experience.
>> No. 470406 Anonymous
13th May 2025
Tuesday 6:34 pm
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Popped into Co-op after work to pick up a bottle of milk and most of the shelves were empty, especially for fresh produce. I'm guessing they're still badly affected by their cyber attack.
>> No. 470407 Anonymous
13th May 2025
Tuesday 8:08 pm
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The one place around here worth ordering delivery from has increased their prices massively. But they have their own app you have to order from. That app has a "Re-order" feature, where you can just click to order the same things you bought last time. Whatever they've done, it's still letting me pay the original prices for my items.
>> No. 470408 Anonymous
13th May 2025
Tuesday 9:09 pm
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Didn't one of you lads make exactly this observation recently? Are we secretly harbouring a GB News presenter?

https://x.com/tomhfh/status/1922274487938007377
>> No. 470409 Anonymous
13th May 2025
Tuesday 9:13 pm
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>>470406 The coop I pop into for lunch has printed A4 notices apologising for the empty fridges and shelves and blaming 'system issues' which I assume is a poor translation of cyber attack. The only coke they had was some cherry vanilla abomination, should have looked at the expiry dates on that, see how long it had been lurking. You've got to assume they're hurting quite badly, even given the price insensitivity of their customers.
>> No. 470410 Anonymous
13th May 2025
Tuesday 9:46 pm
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>>470409
>'system issues' which I assume is a poor translation of cyber attack.
Do you really think "Sorry, Cyber Attack" is the most inviting sign to hang in your supermarket?
>> No. 470411 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 7:36 am
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How do blind people know their sexuality?
>> No. 470412 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 8:07 am
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>>470411
Have you never smelled or heard humans?
>> No. 470413 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 8:08 am
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How painful are vasectomies? Is the idea of them being painful just a meme like period pain?
>> No. 470414 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 8:20 am
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>>470413
The thought of a vasectomy is worse than the actual procedure.

For me, apart from when they sliced into my scrotum before the anaesthetic had taken full effect, it felt like someone was firmly, but not uncomfortably holding my balls. The smell wasn't pleasant. After a few days, when the painkillers wear off, you'll walk like John Wayne.

You'll then have to wank, off the top of my head, roughly twice every three days for about 16 weeks until your pipes are fully clear. There will be blood in your spunk. The first ejaculation was the worst because it was like it had separated; first it sprayed out like water, then came the thick cottage cheese.
>> No. 470415 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 9:18 am
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>>470414
They didn't mention the need for wanking four times a week for four months and cumming blood and cheese on the pre-op phone call. This is concerining.

The only warnings were that I needed to test my sperm after 16 weeks to prove I'm sterile, there's a chance the op won't work, and there's a rare chance to get extreme pain where I'd need painkillers better than paracetemol. Also reversals not covered on the NHS, but I doubt I'll change my mind on not wanting to propagate my dysgenic traits to another generation.
>> No. 470416 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 9:22 am
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>>470415
>You should have ejaculated at least 30 times in the weeks after your surgery before doing your semen sample. This is to make sure that all of the old sperm has been flushed away.

>You should produce your semen sample at least 16 weeks after your vasectomy.

https://www.therotherhamft.nhs.uk/patients-and-visitors/patient-information/vasectomy-post-op
>> No. 470417 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 10:33 am
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>>470416
I just re-read the info I was sent when I enquired about the op, and also the website for the organisation in my area that's doing it, no mention of 30 wanks.

I'm kind of WITH NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE I AM A CUNT that they've left this out, it seems quite important.
>> No. 470418 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 10:33 am
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>>470417
I thought the Leonard Nimoy show word filter was bamboozled, my bad.
>> No. 470419 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 11:37 am
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>>470417
Does masturbating a lot concern you?
>> No. 470420 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 1:28 pm
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>>470419
Depends on my mood. If I'm FORCED to do it twice a week, maybe it'll lose its charm. It's hard to find thirty videos on par with "That really gross BBW who shits on anal beads but groans like a beast and it's somehow really hot".
>> No. 470421 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 2:31 pm
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>>470420

I think you might need to try and go on a detox lad.

I recently came to the conclusion that I was giving myself issues when the only thing I can reliably get aroused to is hardcore femdom edging denial and CBT stuff. I had a sexting friend who I used to dirty chat with a lot and since they started being less and less available, I realised I was actually becoming quite dependent on them, because the porn market is just an abject let down nowadays.

I am deliberately trying to reset my baseline to something a bit more vanilla. If that doesn't work I worry I might have just permanently fucked up my sex drive.

I am aware you might just be joking but I know what you lot are like so, you know.
>> No. 470422 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 2:32 pm
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>>470420
>>/x/42868
>> No. 470423 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 3:07 pm
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For me, it's a long steamy shower, where you turn it freezing cold for the last minute before you get out, then have one of those red hot spicy noodle pots when you get out and you're still dripping wet. Then you go back in for another cold rinse.

Sorts you right out that does.
>> No. 470424 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 8:42 pm
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There's a guy in town who talks to himself. He does so rather loudly while pacing up and down, not infrequently directly outside the shop I work at part time. The weather has been pleasant lately, but even so you can't help but wonder if he's overheating or dehydrated, at least. Otherwise, he seems harmless, doesn't look anymore scruffy than a lot of men, and the stuff he talks about often seems entirely cogent and mundane. Recent topics have included the importance of safe driving or the successes of British warplane design during the Second World War. Honestly, if I handed him a tablet and made .gs the homepage he could be just another otherlad.

Anyway, yesterday after work I popped over to the nearby supermarket and saw him doing his thing across from the entrance. I'd meant to speak to him in the past, but he'd always disappeared when I had a lunch break, so I never got the opportunity. Once I'd got my shopping done I spotted him again and headed towards him. I didn't really know what I was going to say other than "are you alright, mate?" or something equally useless, but it seemed a step up from what everyone else does by pretending he's not there. The worst case scenario would probably have been getting my ear talked off about the merits of the Rolls-Royce Merlin engine for twenty minutes, and that's a potential hazard talking to almost any bloke. However, it wasn't to be because just as I was about to fire off a disarming and cheery "hello!", I heard a woman's voice coming from his phone and realised this time he was actually speaking to someone. I broke off my approach and only narrowly avoided weirding him out with a completely unprompted and innapropriate greeting.

Apoligies that there's no real ending to this story, but I found the situation faintly amusing. Better luck next time, I suppose.
>> No. 470425 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 9:16 pm
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>>470424

I think people are talking to themselves all the time nowadays, but it usually turns out they are just using a very well hidden miniaturised earpiece or airbud thing. Modern technology has made us all into the town nutter. It happens semi-frequently that somebody starts up a conversation out of nowhere with "Alright mate" or whatever, and I think they are talking to me and responding, before realising they were on the phone, and either apologising or rolling my eyes at them depending on the context of the situation and my mood.

I am by no means some luddite old man who doesn't know how all this newfangled stuff works, but I am just not addicted to my phone in that way. For me it's a little internet portal in my pocket, it texts and it plays music, but if I want to phone people, I will still use it like an actual phone. I just don't get this thing of seamlessly accepting a phone call and then talking out loud to a roomful of strangers while you are in the middle of walking around a shop or sat on a bus.
>> No. 470426 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 9:37 pm
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>>470424
Ask him what he thinks about Rate My Takeaway's mental missus.
>> No. 470427 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 10:02 pm
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>>470424
That's nice of you to think of his welbeing.

The local nutter around here has started talking to me quite often after I gave his friend a pack of fags. Every time he sees me, over he comes for an awkward chat about how time is the most valuable thing. Apparently he runs an business through Amazon. Also donated cash to local community projects. Oh and seems to get money from bumming off old ladies?

I'm not comfortable on my street at the moment.
>> No. 470428 Anonymous
14th May 2025
Wednesday 11:26 pm
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>>470425
>Modern technology has made us all into the town nutter

Speak for yourself. If anyone wants to talk to me then they can either send a written message or they can wait until I'm at home and ready. Maybe its a generational thing but I associate technology with written communication and have done since the days of MSN. All this new-fangled talking business can do one.

>but if I want to phone people, I will still use it like an actual phone

I was confused about this myself once but it actually turns out that you can't use mobile phones like we used to where you pick it up and hold it to your face. The receiver isn't designed that way which is why you get idiots talking to their phone while holding the bottom in front of their mouth and having it on speaker.
>> No. 470429 Anonymous
15th May 2025
Thursday 12:22 am
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>>470428

>I was confused about this myself once but it actually turns out that you can't use mobile phones like we used to where you pick it up and hold it to your face.

You definitely can. I do it all the time. Maybe people are too thick to put the earpiece next to their ear. Maybe they just enjoy looking like they're eating a slice of pizza. People listen to music through their phone speaker on public transport, but headphones definitely exist.

Don't start with the "phones don't have a 3.5mm jack" malarkey, you can get a pair of bluetooth earbuds for about a tenner these days.
>> No. 470430 Anonymous
15th May 2025
Thursday 7:30 am
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>>470428

Nah, I think maybe young 'uns just think that, but you definitely can. Maybe some phones are badly designed now so that it's not as good if you do that or something, I dunno, but I have been doing it with every phone I have had for the last twenty years.

The thing is we now live in an age where there are people old enough to have smartphones and be going about their lives as adults, who may never have used or even really seen people using the plain old regular phone that smartphones are descended from. To them the phone calling aspect is just one thing it can do, and not even the primary thing it can do, just some random esoteric function. So they are not drawing on the same fundamental assumption of the device and how to use it.

It's not that they are even thinking it's easier or more convenient this way, just that they haven't really seen it used another way and it doesn't occur to them that's not the intended way.
>> No. 470431 Anonymous
15th May 2025
Thursday 10:36 am
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>>470430
I think it's selfishness.

When they're talking with it in front of them, it's generally on speaker. So passersby hear both sides of the conversation, which is unpleasant. It's the same sort of people who play music out of their loudspeaker on the bus, or watch YouTube with the loudspeaker. A total lack of consideration for those around them.
>> No. 470432 Anonymous
15th May 2025
Thursday 3:34 pm
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>>470430 Wasn't holding phones like a twat a response to the SAR scares, to get the antenna away from the brain to avoid heating (which wasn't an issue, but the standard has the word radiation in it, so people went a bit mental)
>> No. 470433 Anonymous
15th May 2025
Thursday 4:52 pm
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Was this a fever dream or, when I was a child, did Asda have buttons near the milk that would moo when you pressed them? I think there was one for chicken noises by the eggs, too.
>> No. 470434 Anonymous
15th May 2025
Thursday 4:57 pm
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>>470432
>(which wasn't an issue, but the standard has the word radiation in it, so people went a bit mental)
This one time during a period of great calm in my life, I slept with my mobile phone beside my head. I dreamed and woke from that morse code sounding interference noise you get in speakers, and the moment after I opened my eyes a text came through on the phone.

Too spooky for you~
>> No. 470435 Anonymous
15th May 2025
Thursday 7:29 pm
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When I am very sleep deprived and/or strung out on a several day long bender, sometimes I will sit in my living room at the small hours of the morning, when all is still and as quiet as can be, when there are no cars driving past and everyone is asleep except me, with all the TV and computer and gadgets and everything switched off.

What I hear then is a growing white noise, a hiss and rush of weeping, modulating static that gradually begins to form into patterns, almost intelligible sounds, a very high pitched kind of constant roar that you will be familiar with if you have attended a few too many concerts or worked in an environment with constant fans running, and given yourself a spot of tinnitus.

However, usually because I am not in a rational state of mind at these moments, I have occasionally become very worried that this is the background noise of the wifi, radio, 5G mind control radio pollution we have just collectively gotten used to. I imagine how awful it must be to be an animal with higher range hearing than humans, and to hear this constant fucking deafening screech and hiss of static poison we are blasting out of those antennas and aerials twenty-four hours a day, non stop, constantly.

It's irrational, of course, but the feeling is very tangible, and the anxiety it can cause me is sufficient that I think back on it when I am sober. It's at least easy to see why people get so schizophrenic about this stuff, but you also worry, what if there's a kernel of truth under their delirium.
>> No. 470436 Anonymous
15th May 2025
Thursday 7:32 pm
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>>470433

Nah they definitely did. Back when things were allowed to be fun.
>> No. 470437 Anonymous
15th May 2025
Thursday 7:59 pm
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>>470435

The rushing white noise you're hearing is the sound of the bloodflow in your head - it's always there, just usually too quiet to hear.

Hearing patterns in that noise is a well-known phenomenon called the Ganzfeld effect. Your brain is still looking for patterns, even if there's nothing to find patterns in. It's basically a heightened version of seeing shapes in clouds. Most people experience hallucinations after long periods of sensory deprivation, including a large proportion of people who go deaf or blind in later life; it's a neurological rather than psychiatric phenomenon and doesn't indicate any kind mental illness.
>> No. 470438 Anonymous
15th May 2025
Thursday 7:59 pm
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>>470436
I think this is the kind of platform Reform should run on. If they truly want to bring back the good old days, bring back the fun. Bring back the plastic cows and chickens in Asda.
>> No. 470439 Anonymous
15th May 2025
Thursday 11:56 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_U6ZnPVGY

WTF did I just watch.
>> No. 470440 Anonymous
16th May 2025
Friday 10:57 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDeLKoDNWKk
>> No. 470441 Anonymous
16th May 2025
Friday 5:16 pm
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>>470435
>I have occasionally become very worried that this is the background noise of the wifi
I could absolutely believe wifi is detectable by humans.
Apparently 5g fucks with birds, there's video evidence of flocks dropping into the street that started to emerge around the time of the 5g rollout.

But you're probably hearing silence itself. I find it's a quite interesting experience.

>>470437
>The rushing white noise you're hearing is the sound of the bloodflow in your head
Each happens to me from time to time. The 'sound of silence' roars in your ears at a distinctly different pace to rythmic blood flow.
It's is like when you tell people you can see static in your vision and they insist it's 'floaters'.
>> No. 470442 Anonymous
16th May 2025
Friday 5:24 pm
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>>470439
This would be quite good if your school toilets weren't multiblock abominations with great access points above and below.
It actually reminds me of the time in primary school when a teacher used a large toilet room near the center of school and had for some reason left the door open. They were sat with knickers out and everything.

>>470440
>Superhans
He would imitate Matt Holms well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02a723LsoFA
>> No. 470443 Anonymous
16th May 2025
Friday 5:52 pm
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>>469288
Rorke be like "but it was better in the past because I didn't have to see a couple of brown-eyed people sitting quietly on the bus every day"
>> No. 470472 Anonymous
19th May 2025
Monday 9:59 am
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Unless one of you finds true love this week I will livestream my suicide by hanging on Friday afternoon.
>> No. 470473 Anonymous
19th May 2025
Monday 10:39 am
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>>470472

I've been in a pretty good relationship for 6 years. So, you know, don't do that.
>> No. 470474 Anonymous
19th May 2025
Monday 11:01 am
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>>470472
My best chance of finding true love won’t be till Friday night. And I probably won’t post about it right away if I do. Keep the faith.
>> No. 470475 Anonymous
19th May 2025
Monday 1:54 pm
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Worked an early shift yesterday, and I'm on a late shift today, so I slept twice with a bit of gaming in between and it feels like I've had a mini day off.
>> No. 470477 Anonymous
19th May 2025
Monday 11:47 pm
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I drilled a hole in a disposable vape tank so I could refill it. The hole's the same size as the rubber bungs that came with the kit that you're supposed to throw away, so I can just make a replaceable plug with that. It works, but each refill lasts significantly less time than the original liquid did. If the OG liquid was thicker wouldn't it burn differently? Surely it's not pressurised. I don't know what's going on.
>> No. 470478 Anonymous
20th May 2025
Tuesday 12:00 am
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>>470472

Will you be answering comments afterwards?
>> No. 470479 Anonymous
20th May 2025
Tuesday 12:32 am
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>>470477

With proper vapes the liquid can have varying ratios of VG to PG, the two types of glycerol they use. The VG is what gives it the big puffy clouds but is thicker and fucks up wicks faster, while the PG is less viscous and flows better, but is harsher on the throat. High VG liquids have all but taken over the market in all but the budget £1 per bottle category, and I suspect it'll be what the disposables use.

Personally I get the £1 bottles specifically because they are a 50/50 ratio and your coils last noticeably longer that way, and the fancy flavours are all pointless after you've been vaping for long enough because you become desensitised to the taste of unicorn queef and pixie muff anyway. It's similar to how when you have been smoking a few months you stop noticing how they taste like raw sewage mixed in with hot tarmac.
>> No. 470481 Anonymous
20th May 2025
Tuesday 10:42 am
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I've just got a fancy leather effect desk mat, and it makes a massive difference to the feeling of satisfaction I have sat at my desk. It cost 30 quid which I thought was an outrageous amount to spend on a mouse mat, but after getting several cheap ones that just wouldn't sit flat no matter what I did, and which felt tacky and unpleasant under my wrists/palms, this is like I've suddenly given my desk an Aston Martin luxury trim.

It was either that or I was going to have to get a new desk, anyway, because the mount of scratches and stains I've put on the area around the keyboard over the last 10 years or so that I've had this desk were really starting to bother me. This nicely covers those up, it's almost 1:1 the exact same width as my ultrawide monitor so it soothes my inner autist of having things line up, and it's coincidentally a very close match for the slate gray that I used for the wall behind the desk and vinyl flooring. I've accidentally pulled off a complete /poof/ coup here and made my office twice as stylish and clean feeling.

It's a very good job I had the forethought to keep that tub of B&Q Home Louisville grey paint in the cupboard all this time. There's just enough dregs left in the bottom to touch up the bits where I have scuffed the wall over the last couple of years.

I think I do need a new chair, mind. There's no disguising how many hours this one has supported my bony arse. Perhaps that can be my birthday present this year.
>> No. 470485 Anonymous
20th May 2025
Tuesday 12:06 pm
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>>470479

Disposables are invariably filled with 20mg/ml salts, so you'll likely get through liquid much faster if you refill it with something weaker.
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20th May 2025
Tuesday 1:58 pm
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At the weekend I caught up with someone I used to work with. Him and his best friend used to be pretty much inseparable, but he got married six months ago and he's not heard from him since. Now he has shit loads of free time and no idea what to do with it.
>> No. 470487 Anonymous
20th May 2025
Tuesday 2:14 pm
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I saw a guy in town who was very interesting looking. He was probably 6'7, had long bushy hair, and a big beard. Very fat but in a built way. He was wearing a tunic/gilet that looked like it was made of a patchwork of animal hides and furs.

I don't know what his deal was. Maybe a LARPer of a viking or of Giant Haystacks?
>> No. 470488 Anonymous
20th May 2025
Tuesday 3:27 pm
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>>470487
I wish we felt freer to wear what we please. I'd love to wear a sarong or longyi publicly; the rolled down top works as an incredible girdle while you've air and freedom beneath with enough material for modesty.

Did you know many these days are made from plastic fibers - literally wearing a product of the oil industry? A good cotton fabric is hard to find on some shelves.
>> No. 470489 Anonymous
20th May 2025
Tuesday 4:12 pm
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>>470485
What is it with vape enthusiasts? Do you hang in open plan shops blowing rings and shit? I've never seen the space used.
>> No. 470490 Anonymous
20th May 2025
Tuesday 4:24 pm
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>>470488
That's so weird that you posted that photo. Well, I suppose not, because it's the photo from the sarong Wikipedia page, but I was reading that article about four days ago and have been thinking about that photo ever since.

Let's do it, man, let's bring the sarong into vogue.
>> No. 470491 Anonymous
20th May 2025
Tuesday 5:09 pm
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>>470488
I've argued before that these should become commonplace here, especially as it gets hotter. They're absolutely lovely.
>> No. 470492 Anonymous
20th May 2025
Tuesday 5:25 pm
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>>470489
I think they're generally a large open space with nothing on the shop floor because stuff is easily stealable and valuable too. I went in one today that was 80% empty space, with all stock in glass cabinets and on shelves behind the counter.

Realistically they could manage with a little concession counter thing in a shopping centre.
>> No. 470493 Anonymous
20th May 2025
Tuesday 7:41 pm
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I don't know when square pizzas were legalised but I'm not sure that I like it.
>> No. 470497 Anonymous
21st May 2025
Wednesday 11:24 am
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I'm probably missing something obvious here but inflation has increased because all of the bills went up in April by inflation. Inflation has gone up because of inflation?
>> No. 470498 Anonymous
21st May 2025
Wednesday 11:35 am
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>>470497

Yeah. Inflation causes inflation. Consider that is inflation is 2% this month and still 2% next month, then that's still a bigger 2% because it's as a proportion of the amount before.

Of course you will only hear economics pundits point this out when it comes to your wages (MUH WAGE PRICE SPIRAL) and never with the things you have to pay for.
>> No. 470499 Anonymous
21st May 2025
Wednesday 4:02 pm
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>>470498

Also the expectation of future inflation causes inflation - if a business expects their costs to go up in future, they're inclined to put up their prices now to avoid a cashflow crisis later. Brazil got trapped in precisely that cycle in the early 90s, but fixed it with a very subtle and sophisticated redenomination programme.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plano_Real
>> No. 470500 Anonymous
21st May 2025
Wednesday 4:07 pm
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>>470498

The wage-price spiral is a staple of any first semester economics course. And while there has definitely been an increase in overall production factor costs, which include wages, a quite worrying thing has been the profit-price spiral, otherwise known as greedflation. We're not the U.S., where up to 40 percent of post-covid inflation has been ascribed to profit-price effects, but that doesn't mean it hasn't been happening here.
>> No. 470502 Anonymous
21st May 2025
Wednesday 4:43 pm
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>>470500

>that doesn't mean it hasn't been happening here

The data says otherwise. Aside from a brief spike in 2023 driven by energy revenues, profitability has remained well below pre-pandemic levels.

https://www.ons.gov.uk/economy/nationalaccounts/uksectoraccounts/bulletins/profitabilityofukcompanies/apriltojune2024
>> No. 470503 Anonymous
22nd May 2025
Thursday 1:03 am
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What I like most about the weather getting warmer is the revealing clothes. Women are nice to look at.
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22nd May 2025
Thursday 1:33 am
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>>470503
Seconded, especially if you're more into legs and arses than tits. I'm weaning myself off porn and this weather is providing a veritable feast of material for my wank bank. Feels like I'm regaining the powers of recollection and imagination I had in the days before the internet.
>> No. 470505 Anonymous
22nd May 2025
Thursday 1:40 am
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>>470504
Indeed. I find myself having a look then feeling bad about it later.
>> No. 470506 Anonymous
22nd May 2025
Thursday 3:03 am
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>>470505
Why on earth would you feel bad about it?
>> No. 470507 Anonymous
22nd May 2025
Thursday 8:20 am
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I bet £1 on each match of last night's Intel Extreme Masters Dallas Counter Strike 2 event. I made a profit of £0.81. The gambler life is thrilling.
>> No. 470508 Anonymous
22nd May 2025
Thursday 11:30 am
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>>470506

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
>> No. 470509 Anonymous
22nd May 2025
Thursday 11:37 am
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>>470508
I remember being on the tube last summer and a lass practically had her tits out. Just a small and thin top with no bra on with the shape very much stretching out the fabric.

Yeah I wasn't staring at her like some lad from Calcutta but of course I'm going to glance that way. If I wore some budgie smugglers on the tube I'm sure a lot of people would get a few looks in at my cock too. I forget where I'm going with this but the signs on the tube do get a lot of peoples' backs up, they're poorly worded and seem designed to provoke you rather than instruct on appropriate social norms.
>> No. 470510 Anonymous
22nd May 2025
Thursday 11:40 am
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I'm feeling very susceptible today.

I'm starving and I got a notification from McDonald's on my phone, so I've taken that as a sign to get Maccies for lunch. Someone at work has sent an email round about doing a sweepstake for the EuroMillions tomorrow and I don't usually do the lottery but there's a fiver in my wallet so I've taken that as a sign to get two tickets.

If you wants want to influence me I'm quite malleable at the minute.
>> No. 470511 Anonymous
22nd May 2025
Thursday 12:07 pm
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>>470509

Due to a shortage of iso-cubes, you have been sentenced to chemical castration.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cql22xwg62vo
>> No. 470512 Anonymous
22nd May 2025
Thursday 12:15 pm
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>>470511

I was going to make an BRILLIANT facetious remark about how you're not allowed to have testicles or the resulting sexual urges in today's woke fisherperson matriarchal dystopia or you'll be arrested and sent to jail, but I think I have to be honest with myself and say that I actually do think the fisherfolk are getting away with a bit much lately.

They have been emboldened by the fact they won the great bathroom wars, and feel they have regained their rightful place at the top of the identity politics victimisation totem pole, so just when it felt like the tide might be rolling back, instead we will have another decade never hearing the end of how evil men are and how awful it is to be a middle class white women in an affluent London suburb.
>> No. 470513 Anonymous
22nd May 2025
Thursday 12:37 pm
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>>470503
What I dislike about the weather getting warmer is the revealing clothes. People are nice to look at, it can become overwhelming.
Every spring/summer I struggle to get out during the day because of this. Country walking is usually fine. Autumn is generally okay because of muted colours and and wind requested modesty.
I've wondered about moving north during the summer to avoid much of the atmosphere.
>> No. 470514 Anonymous
22nd May 2025
Thursday 1:33 pm
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Just got the blood test results of my NHS health check.

I was told I'm "very healthy all around" but I was again reminded that losing a stone or two would be beneficial.
>> No. 470515 Anonymous
22nd May 2025
Thursday 6:29 pm
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At work, in shop, we do something called "take-offs". IE, any stock that has been out for two or more weeks is got rid of in some way. Two volunteers, both fifteen, both girls, are doing the book take-offs and they find a book called "It Looks Like a C**K". Which is a photography book of shadows, vegetables and anything else that looks phallic, and is presumably a Sunday Times bestseller. They must have shown me this damn book about half-a-dozen times. It felt like some kind of eleborate trap set by the Paedofinder General himself, and given recent news I could have lost my own bollocks over one ill-judged remark. Very weird. I need a real job.
>> No. 470516 Anonymous
22nd May 2025
Thursday 8:48 pm
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I've just phoned my dad to wish him a happy birthday. He let me know he's been out for a four course meal with my mum, so I asked him what he had to eat "soup, starter, main, dessert."

He wasn't taking the piss with that response. I feel like he explains a lot of my lack of social skills.
>> No. 470519 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 7:39 am
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>A luxury glamping provider serving Glastonbury festivalgoers is going into liquidation, leaving its wealthy guests without their yurts or chauffeured rides to the Pyramid Stage.

>Yurtel, a pioneer of luxury camping, operated for 17 years and boasted of running “the only luxury camp that can drive our guests straight into the festival to our on-site festival reception”. The yurts and bell tents, restaurant, cocktail bar and wood-fired hot tubs are beyond the festival’s borders but customers could enjoy a five-minute drive to the hospitality area behind the Pyramid Stage.

>Alice, 32, from Ormskirk, Lancashire, and her partner were looking forward to their tenth Glastonbury when they got the news. “If we just lost out on the yurt with a nice bed and a nice shower, that’s fine, but we’d lost our actual ticket,” she said. “When I found out I just burst into tears. I was at work as well — it was awful. Last year we stayed at Yurtel and it was fabulous, honestly. They drive you to the festival each day and you get a proper bed, there’s hot showers, toilets and of course you’ve got the tickets included. It was great.”

>Her father paid £40,000 this year for three yurts and six hospitality tickets. Alice said Yurtel only accepted bank transfer as payment so there was no chance to get their money back through their credit card company.

https://www.thetimes.com/culture/music/article/glastonbury-glampers-lose-tickets-and-40000-as-firm-collapses-0hhmjmlbx

How do you even go bust when your business model is targeting those with more money than sense?
>> No. 470520 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 9:43 am
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>>470519

I mean, there's glamping, and then there's being a rich cunt who doesn't deserve to even be there.

I went to Glastonbury two times, and of course being student younglads, we dove into the full experience, which included damp two-person tents on the ground with no padding, a few days of no showers and intermittent rain soaking your clothes, alternating inebriation and torturous hangovers all while being on your feet up to twenty hours a day, and one time getting caught in a completely literal mud fight, as well as some of us, myself not included, being almost constantly stoned the whole time.

Those are stories that you can tell your children. What do you really have to share with them if they ask Dad, what did you do at Glastonbury, and all you can really say is that you spent thousands to make sure you weren't mingling too much with the unwashed masses.
>> No. 470521 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 10:04 am
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>>470520

Well they need to do something in the Glyndebourne off-seasons.
>> No. 470522 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 10:49 am
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>>470520

I haven't had the desire to go to a festival in years, I was pretty much over it already by my mid 20s and the lineups for all the metal ones I would go to have been declining for a long time. But something has definitely been lost in the way festivals have tried to gentrify and market themselves as family friendly and all that.

Bollocks, it was about spending three days in what would otherwise be abjectly miserable conditions, but using the opportunity to experience states of intoxication on combinations of drugs on alcohol you would have ordinarily considered entirely foolish, in an environment where absolutely nobody was judging you because most of them were doing the same.

I certainly wouldn't want to bring my kids into that atmosphere, and it's even less fun to go to a festival and try to behave myself because everyone's got little Tarquin and Whatever The Girl's Name Equivalent Of Tarquin Is running about.
>> No. 470523 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 10:57 am
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>>470522
>Whatever The Girl's Name Equivalent Of Tarquin Is running about

Based on my experience of visiting National Trust places, it's Ophelia.
>> No. 470524 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 11:45 am
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>>470520
>What do you really have to share with them if they ask Dad, what did you do at Glastonbury

What kind of sad twat goes through life thinking about that.
>> No. 470525 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 11:54 am
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>>470524
Probably the kind who knows how to have a laugh, rather than being a po-faced misery-cunt online for no reason, you shite.
>> No. 470526 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 11:54 am
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>>470524
It's classic cognitive dissonance.

"I experienced festivals in only the proper way to experience them. Anyone who experiences them differently will get their comeuppance if this fictitious scenario I've created ever happens and they respond in exactly the way I want them to, then they'll know I was right all along."
>> No. 470527 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 12:05 pm
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>>470524

You don't go through life thinking that while it happens. But in the end, virtually every dad - or parent - that has ever been has passed stories about their own youth on to their kids.
>> No. 470528 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 12:41 pm
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I've been splitting oak rounds but they're tough enough I need to use a sledgehammer to knock the maul through. This means holding the maul steady with one hand while swinging the sledge also one-handed. It's probably mostly just the pump but my forearms are already looking lopsided, the right visibly bigger. I'm going to look a proper wanker.
>> No. 470529 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 3:11 pm
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>>470519
>How do you even go bust when your business model is targeting those with more money than sense?

Easy. You decide at some point to just take the money and run.
>> No. 470530 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 4:44 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMG47X6DaIY

Kunt's still lost his touch.
>> No. 470531 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 4:56 pm
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>>470530
>Kunt's still lost his touch.
Unless this a joke about premature ejaculation, I didn't know Kunt was in touch with anything.
>> No. 470532 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 5:41 pm
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I've been making a lot of cacio e pepe lately as I'm trying to get it down to the level of the artform. But it makes me wonder what would happen if we approached British cuisine with a similar level of 'tism - I bet you could make an amazing cheese toasty if you really thought about it, just get the right cheese (gorgonzola?) and a sprinkle of salt.

>>470525
Nice characterisation, now tell us the one where you split the harp on a pint of guinness you fucking still-life painting of a boring cunt.

>>470527
>passed stories about their own youth on to their kids

No my dad has a personality so he mostly talks about what he's up to now rather than reheating old stories about his youth. Life's about more than going to Glasto so you can try to impress a 17 year old.
>> No. 470533 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 5:53 pm
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>>470532
>Nice characterisation, now tell us the one where you split the harp on a pint of guinness you fucking still-life painting of a boring cunt.
I did it once as an icebreaker with my mate's sister-in-law, and I didn't even know it was a thing until she told me about it. I'm 30 and sans children, I just don't get why you decided to have a go at someone because the idea of telling someone about something that happened in the past is a foreign, or rather negative, idea in your strange and belligerent mind.

There isn't enough starch in the pasta water to make a proper cacio e pepe either, you dick.
>> No. 470534 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 6:53 pm
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>>470531
He's still the best writer of songs with titles like 'Drink My Come In The Playground' in the industry.
>> No. 470535 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 8:34 pm
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>>470532
I haven't got a horse in this race, but I do wonder why you are so fucked off at the suggestion that one might tell their children about something they did when they were young, even if it isn't that interesting. But maybe your dad was in MI6 and isn't allowed to talk about his past, so it seems abnormal to you.
>> No. 470536 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 8:57 pm
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Are cream eggs and those lindt eggs a seasonal chocolate now? I quite liked them over Easter as a snack but everywhere around me has stopped doing them.

>>470535
I'm just winding him up for being elitist about glasto and confusing story with purpose. Stop interrupting a cunt-off, mum.
>> No. 470537 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 9:09 pm
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>>470536
>Stop interrupting a cunt-off, mum.
No, I'm going to spend the next week picking apart every disagreeable insinuation you made, expect a dossier soon. I really believed you two had been getting on a bit better recently, how wrong I was.
>> No. 470539 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 9:35 pm
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>>470536

>I'm just winding him up for being elitist about glasto

So... I was being elitist by calling out elitist Glastonbury attendees who get chauffeured back to yurts with fucking wood fired hot tubs every night while they're there?

It's not about gatekeeping Glastonbury. Spend your time there however you like, I don't care. But on the other hand, don't be taking the piss. There are limits. And then don't tell people afterwards that you've "done Glasto". By most ordinary people's standards, no, you fucking haven't.


> and confusing story with purpose

We've had this conversation before. Not every old time story needs to have a purpose, a point, a bottom line or a punchline. Some stories are just there for the sake of telling stories. And if you can't appreciate that, then I'm just glad I'm not your dad and don't have to share my stories with an eyerolling brat like you.
>> No. 470540 Anonymous
23rd May 2025
Friday 10:58 pm
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Recently, I was regaling some people with a few stories from the glory days of hardcore and jungle. An actual adult who had the right to vote said to me "yeah, I think my grandad went to Bagleys".

0/10, would not recommend.
>> No. 470544 Anonymous
24th May 2025
Saturday 11:27 am
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>>470540

I started clubbing intensely in the early 90s, in fact right after my 18th birthday in spring of 1992. I don't think I was doing much else besides that in the summer of that year. Ok, maybe I was also off my tits every other night, and chasing lasses.

I remember that there was that one club which at some point was playing "Connected" by Stereo MCs probably five times in a given night. Which kind of made that song part of my soundtrack of that era, right around the end of school, and not yet being at uni. Fond memories.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aatK_l9Yuyk

Otherlad is probably going to moan again about this story not having a point or a purpose. And he's probably right. It doesn't. But he'll understand once he's my age.
>> No. 470565 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 5:03 pm
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>>470544

No this was one of your more well rounded posts. I could immediately tell it was you of course. I am glad you have taken the feedback constructively.
>> No. 470569 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 8:20 pm
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>>470506
I'm 40 and leering at girls in their 20's.
Part of me still thinks I have a chance, but then I remember im fat, poor and autistic.
>> No. 470570 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 8:59 pm
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>>470569

Shed the weight and get a better job. There's loads of girls in their early 20s with long standing daddy issues who are open to a casual shag with a 40 year old.

Everything else you try to do with a 20 year old, besides fuck her, will do your head in though. There's a reason why that sort of arrangement usually doesn't work well outside the bedroom.
>> No. 470571 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 8:49 am
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I think we need a new weekday thread, would someone else like a turn?
>> No. 470572 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 11:01 am
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>>470571
It hasn't even been three months since this one was created and bank holidays are weekends anyway.
>> No. 470573 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 12:11 pm
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Are they really blocking the porn lads?
This country is going to the dogs.
>> No. 470574 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 12:19 pm
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>>470573
I had a wank about an hour ago and I can assure you it was all still there. What have you done? Maybe your broadband's gone down or something.
>> No. 470575 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 12:27 pm
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>>470574
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwye3qw7gv7o
>> No. 470576 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 1:03 pm
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>>470573
They're going to try but there's absolutely no way I'm going to verify my age on a porn site. I'm not even fussed to start downloading more emergency porn. Yet. But I've lost a lot of the knowledge to do it now, I assume torrenting is off the table these days.

But if the government gave porn a swish new LLM that connected you to exactly the videos and scenes you want with the option to generate hyper-realistic content or be your sultry JOI assistant then I'd just say that Alphabet probably knows more about me at the moment than I do.
>> No. 470577 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 1:10 pm
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>>470576
There are websites that let you download videos from YouTube, and they often work on "other" sites. One that I have used in the past is https://www.keepv.id/.

I also have some software that can download videos, and while it can do more than Keepv.id can, it still regularly can't download things I want if the site is programmed not to allow that.
>> No. 470578 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 1:23 pm
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>>470577
Do yourself a favour and use this instead
https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp
>> No. 470579 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 1:34 pm
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>>470576

So what happens if you try to access free porn sites that are hosted abroad and therefore outside UK law? Will those be blocked, and at what level, i.e. will your provider DNS-block them or something?
>> No. 470580 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 2:55 pm
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>>470578

Try ClipGrab, which is a front-end software based on yt-dlp. It mainly supports Youtube and DailyMotion, but with a bit of trial and error, you can also get it to work on more niche tube sites.
>> No. 470581 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 4:12 pm
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Legally, can I request that when I die my body is donated to a zoo so they can feed lions and tigers with it?
>> No. 470582 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 4:34 pm
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>>470581
You can write whatever you want, but the zoo doesn't have to accept your corpse if they don't want to, and nobody can make them.
>> No. 470583 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 4:54 pm
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>>470581

You can write it into your will, but it'd almost certainly be illegal for anyone to act on it.

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2004/30/contents
>> No. 470584 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 5:12 pm
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>>470573

Most pay sites have implemented OSA-compliant age gating even for previews, because they need to stay on good terms with their payment processors and the card networks. The tube sites haven't, and Ofcom don't really have the resources to play cat-and-mouse with all of them; the torrent sites obviously couldn't give less of a fuck.

>>470579

Blocking has become much more technologically difficult in recent years, especially against savvy users. Cloudflare provides DNS-over-HTTPS, so if you're using their DNS service there's basically nothing that your ISP can do other than block the whole of Cloudflare, which these days means half the internet. If you use a VPN, then you can securely tunnel out of British jurisdiction and access the internet as if you were in the US or wherever else; your ISP can't see what's flowing through that VPN tunnel, so their only option would be to attempt to block all VPN traffic.

The Premier League and their broadcast partners are desperate to stop people from watching hookey streams, they've been spending a small fortune over many years to try and clamp down on it, the government and the courts are fully on board, but it's still pretty much trivial to circumvent all their efforts and watch a 3pm match online.
>> No. 470585 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 6:10 pm
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>>470581
You can't legally directly leave your body, because a dead body is still human tissue that must be disposed of properly. However, if you opt for cremation, your cremains are fair game, and there are companies that will do all sorts of things with them, including blending them into animal feed. They won't be eating your flesh, but it's about as close as you can legally get in many places.
>> No. 470586 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 6:13 pm
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>>470572
This is a point of contention, and I really wish people would make up their minds what fucking day it is. One local bus company is running Saturday service, the rest are running Sunday service, and the trains are acting as if it's a normal Monday. Some restaurants that are "closed Mondays" are closed because it's Monday, others are open because it's a bank holiday.
>> No. 470587 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 11:12 pm
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It's too warm with the duvet on but too cold with just the bedsheet.
>> No. 470588 Anonymous
26th May 2025
Monday 11:40 pm
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>>470587

Does it make me a posh cunt that I've got summer and winter duvets? It definitely makes me feel like a cunt.
>> No. 470589 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 12:26 am
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>>470588
I bought totally new bedding a few months ago, so now I have a 15-tog winter duvet and a 10.5-tog summer one. But 10.5 tog is far too much for summer as it turns out, and I refuse to buy a third duvet.
>> No. 470590 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 3:35 am
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>>470588
It's a 4.5 tog duvet I'm finding too warm.
>> No. 470591 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 8:51 am
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>>470588

I got my mum a pair of summer and winter duvets from Ikea once for Christmas. They were sold as one package and cost me £120. It was well worth it because they were very good quality.

120 quid may sound much for a Christmas present for your parents, but it was always important to me to show my gratitude.
>> No. 470592 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 12:50 pm
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Don't think British Gas could be any more useless. I said I was skeptical anyone would show up for the 28th- I've just had a text saying he's coming today. Which unless I am living in some sort of timeslip, is only the 27th.

I don't know how inept a company has to be to not be able to just get a simple date correct. If the initial date was unavailable, why would they book it for a different date without asking, they're only wasting their own time.
>> No. 470593 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 2:13 pm
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If you saw someone wearing these on one arm under a t-shirt, would it look suspicious?

I've started to get self conscious about old self harm scars. I got skin colour sleeves a few months ago, though they make it look like I'm hiding something. I got black ones today so it looks like I'm concerned about compression or aerodynamics or something rather than coverage.
>> No. 470594 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 2:25 pm
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>>470593
Careful, two-tone Converse lad will be trying it on if you're not careful.

I'll be honest, I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable making this joke, but I'm hoping that therein lies the boiling, spikey, comedy-core we're all trying to find and sit squarely on top of.

Being serious for a moment, have you ever had anyone comment on your self-harm scars? If I was to inhabit the mind of someone who stereotypes for a moment, I feel as though "bloke with self-harm scars" says "prison maniac", whereas a woman's scars suggest "depressed teenager". I have a single off-colour line across my left forearm acquired only last year during a fit of pique, so I can't know myself.
>> No. 470595 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 2:25 pm
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>>470593

I'll be completely honest, I knew what you were going to ask before I even read it - but I have had enough experiences with people who SH for my mind to immediately go there, I'm not convinced the majority of people would think the same, though I reckon you'd have to wear both, just having one arm covered to me makes it obvious, but both as you say just makes you look like you're off to the gym or something.

I'm sure you've heard this a million times before, but people don't really care about what other people are doing, you'll always be judging yourself more than other people will.
>> No. 470596 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 2:31 pm
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>>470593
Depending on how skinny and good looking you are I'd think you're either a slutty bottom or someone into cycling/running. Why not just wear a long-sleeve like you have tattoos at work?
>> No. 470597 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 3:13 pm
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>>470593

I thought "you'll look like you are covering up self harm scars" before I read enough to realise that's what it is.

But I mean it's still not a bad look, just make sure you wear your tightest denim shorts, a fishnet vest and your neon coloured tail and ears with it, and I'd probably shag you.
>> No. 470598 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 3:33 pm
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>>470594
I honestly wasn't bothered by them for a decade, but when I went to the dentist the other week they asked what happened to my arm and I said I used to self harm, and it killed the mood. It's either sleeves, or a good excuse for arm covered in burn and cut scars.

Generally people don't ask because most people (I assume) know that asking about a person's scars, self-inflicted or not, is not the done thing to do on a first meeting.
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27th May 2025
Tuesday 3:42 pm
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I like these sort of posts, asking for and validating opinions :)

>>470593
One sleeve; medical issue.
Two sleeves; skater/grunge.
If I saw they were obviously sleeves as opposed to a long sleeve top under a t-shirt, I'd probably think fem (according to the image you've provided - if you're a fat anime chud I'd think something else).

It's the thumb hole that makes them look particularly feminine, incase that's not the look you're going for.

>self conscious about old self harm scars
Unless you're adorned with serious mutilation scars rather than semi-deep angsty teen scars, noone probably notices or gives a shit. I've stopped caring about mine (the latter), though I only wear short sleeves in the summer.


>>470594
>I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable
I can't think why unless you're concerned about .. bullying him?
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27th May 2025
Tuesday 3:48 pm
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>>470598
>Generally people don't ask because most people (I assume) know that asking about a person's scars, self-inflicted or not, is not the done thing to do on a first meeting.
Yeah, that is a bit odd that they asked. I once told someone I was attacked by a dinosaur. I also told my child sister, on being asked, that I fell asleep in the garden and worms came to squirm along my arms. She believed me and wouldn't sit on the grass for a while after that - whoops.
I also made the excuse to a boss who saw my arms full of fresh red scratches that I'd recently been to a forest army larp thing and had crawled through a bush of brambles. Complete retard back then, I just didn't think to cover them at all.
>> No. 470601 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 4:03 pm
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>>470599
It's the combo of burns and cuts that fucks me over. When it was just cuts I could say something like >>470600, it was from brambles.

I could justify the sleeves as preventing desk friction when using a keyboard and mouse maybe. Or say I'm a klutzy chef.
>> No. 470602 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 8:03 pm
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Do you reckon Are Tommeh converted while he was in prison?
>> No. 470603 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 8:04 pm
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>>470601

I'm heavily scarred across large parts of my body (electrical burns). I almost always wear trousers and long-sleeved shirts. Nobody has ever assumed that I'm hiding scars or thought that anything was off, I'm just generally well-dressed. I think >>470599 is right that the thumbholes are giving a weird vibe.

Other possible options, if long sleeves really aren't your thing:

Tattooists can do a remarkably good job of hiding scars, although two full sleeves are going to be quite pricey.

There are a variety of skin camouflage products available; I use Vichy Dermablend on my neck, but I've heard good things about Kryolan and Veil. They're unbelievably good at covering discolouration, although obviously they can't fully hide lumps or gouges.

Fractional CO2 laser resurfacing is very effective in reducing the appearance of deep scars. Corticosteroid injections can greatly reduce keloid scars.
>> No. 470604 Anonymous
27th May 2025
Tuesday 8:10 pm
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>>470602

Normally I would assume that any sudden conversion to Christianity means that sexual assault allegations are looming, but in the case of Are Tommeh I think it's more straightforward - religious services are the best way of getting some time out of your cell if you're in protective custody.
>> No. 470605 Anonymous
28th May 2025
Wednesday 9:01 am
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>>470602
A Cathcuck Zionist, grim combo.

>>470603
I think tattooing is probably my best option. But then I have to think of a non-gay tattoo idea. When I was 15 I wanted a Brotherhood Of Steel tattoo, so I have a history of wanting terrible designs.
>> No. 470606 Anonymous
28th May 2025
Wednesday 1:54 pm
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Just booked a flight from Luton to Crete. Ten days in late June/early July at a more than reasonable price. I still haven't decided where I'll be staying, although I've got a shortlist of possible places, so it's a bit of a gamble till then. It's going to be a self catering apartment, as I've come to absolutely hate hotels on holiday with passion.

The older I get, the more I just want a quiet place to stay where I won't be running into 300 random people all the time. The fewer other guests, the better. Even just having breakfast with that number of people in the same room every morning can ruin my entire day.
>> No. 470607 Anonymous
28th May 2025
Wednesday 2:51 pm
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>>470606
I was only there for a day trip from Athens, but the advice I got from the locals for a longer trip was to rent a campervan and hop around all the cool spots at my own leisure, and failing that, at the very least rent a car or motorbike to explore all the beautiful out of the way places that buses don't go to.
>> No. 470609 Anonymous
28th May 2025
Wednesday 4:09 pm
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>>470607

I will be getting a hire car for the full ten days. A friend told me that Crete is quite mountainous in parts with many barely accessible dirt roads, so an SUV or at least something with enough ground clearance is probably a good idea.
>> No. 470610 Anonymous
28th May 2025
Wednesday 8:28 pm
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Can't decide if I should have the salami and nduja sourdough pizza I've just bought for tea tonight or save it for one of the nights I will invariably get home from work and not be arsed to cook later in the week.
>> No. 470611 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 12:07 am
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>>470606
I'm thinking about a similar thing this summer although I can't decide if a solo holiday is a monumentally bad idea or not. I've frankly got an obscene amount of holiday time to spend and I reckon a week or two somewhere else will at least give a semblance of normality to co-workers and let my housemate have the place to herself.

>>470610
I have a similar struggle all the time. For me the maddening thing is you'll usually eat the pizza and then feel a bit disappointed with the experiance once you're done with it.
>> No. 470612 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 12:16 am
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There's been a lump on my back for... Maybe 3-4 years now. I told my ex it was just a deep spot but, bless her, she kept telling me to get the doctor to check it out. You know how much hassle it is to see your GP these days, so I kept putting it off and putting off but never quite made it there. Anyway it just popped. Smells awful but I feel a lot better.
>> No. 470613 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 12:47 am
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>>470611

>I'm thinking about a similar thing this summer although I can't decide if a solo holiday is a monumentally bad idea or not.

I can see where you're coming from. It was the same for me the first time I actually took the plunge and went on holiday on my own.

If you're the kind of person here at home who is ok with doing things and activities on his own without feeling funny or bored, then there's a good chance you'll also enjoy a solo holiday.

I've had everything from couples holiday to lads holiday or family holiday, and in some way, travelling on my own has turned out to actually be somewhat more liberating and less stressful. You get to do whatever you want all day long, without having to compromise with a mopey partner or a mate who has other ideas. Yes, there'll be times when you'll feel weird sitting at a table or bar alone, or lying on the beach all by yourself. There will be those moments. But on the other hand, it helped me come out of my shell more, because I was always kind of an anxious person when talking to other people. Travelling on your own forces you to interact more with strangers, as you don't have a partner or friend who is with you to hide behind and do it for you. In that sense, at the best of times, it can actually be therapeutic.

When I first got a taste of it on my first holiday alone, it kind of made me regret not having done it sooner. There were a good number of summers before that where I would have had the time and the money but had nobody to go with, and stayed home.
>> No. 470614 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 11:27 am
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>>470612

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoTeknAUY6Q

They make artificial spot popping fidget toys, I wonder if the filling smells. I don't know if a better product would be some sort of cream or paste you massage into a section of your skin, that encourages the growth of spots or cysts. That way you get to do silly spot bursting stimming, with the additional plus of the pain and blood of your actual body.
>> No. 470615 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 11:47 am
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>>470614
I once wondered about injecting tiny quanitites of actual fecal matter under my topmost layer of skin in attempt at recreating nasty spots to pick at but realised this would be absolutely nuts and decided not to do it.

All you have to do really is eat a whole tub of Ben and Jerry's - you'll develop some decent oily spots over the next couple of days. The best ones are those firm, slighty dried ones that leave a clear cavity in your skin for a few minutes. Oh, and those really tight spots that you can physically feel eject when you press them out - those are incredible.

It's strange this comes up because I stopped myself from posting about it just recently.
Why is it that some spots bleed after extraction, when you've made no real damage to the area? Yesterday I found a horrible pocket of puss just sitting there which pissed blood after pressing out - there was no preassure or anything, just a little pocket. Surely if the oil/gunk is in contact with an open blood vessel you'd get ill? I don't recall extracting a 'plug' or scab before the blood came, and didn't break any skin AFAIK.
>> No. 470616 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 3:53 pm
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Hey, I wonder what other imageboards are talking about today.
>> No. 470617 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 4:42 pm
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>>470616
Probably some utterly horrible shit. However, in a tragic turn of events, it's probably less awful than even momentarily entertaining the idea of injecting your own feces under your skin in order to become a IRL acolyte of Nurgle.
>> No. 470618 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 6:08 pm
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Imagine being so on drugs that you end up becoming ISIS. Well, I guess that's kind of how ISIS happened, with the captagon and all, but you get my point. Actually, you might not, so just to be clear I'm talking about the fucking pillock who drove his car into a load of people in Liverpool.
>> No. 470619 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 6:22 pm
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>>470618

I mean I've taken a lot of cocaine over the years, at times far more than he was allegedly on, and I've never been ISIS. So I don't think it was entirely the drugs's fault.
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29th May 2025
Thursday 6:42 pm
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>>470619
>> No. 470621 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 9:11 pm
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The person who drove his car into the crowds at the Liverpool parade has been named as Paul Doyle. Unsurprisingly, other people named Paul Doyle have been receiving lots of harassment due to sharing his name. It's like poor H all over again.
>> No. 470622 Anonymous
29th May 2025
Thursday 9:23 pm
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Really wish I hadn't had that salami and nduja sourdough pizza last night.
>> No. 470628 Anonymous
30th May 2025
Friday 6:25 pm
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>Stephen William Hawking (8 January 1942 – 14 March 2018)
Did you know Stephen Hawking is dead? Christ, that was kept quiet.
God bless.
>> No. 470634 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 4:45 pm
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>>470628

Wait till you find out about the year 2015 schoolboylad
>> No. 470635 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 8:11 pm
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>>470634
It was 2016 when everyone died. There were plenty of celebrity deaths in 2015 too, inevitably, but 2016 was the one with the reputation for constant celebrity deaths such as Prince and David Bowie.
>> No. 470642 Anonymous
1st June 2025
Sunday 2:15 pm
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I think I have concluded that chippolatas are better than thick sausages for a fry up. I reckon it's the surface area, you get a better crispy skin to mushy innard ratio.

Also there's nowt wrong with Richmond sausages and I think people who moan about them are sheep, like the kind of people who buy Cathedral City cheese just because they have been programmed to believe stronger = better.
>> No. 470643 Anonymous
1st June 2025
Sunday 4:10 pm
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>>470642
I'm not going to trust the opinion of someone who posts in the weekday thread on a Sunday.

Extra mature cheddar is the best form of cheddar. Cathedral City cheese is horrible and rubbery.
>> No. 470644 Anonymous
1st June 2025
Sunday 5:00 pm
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>>470643

Extra mature cheddar doesn't melt properly, it just curdles.
>> No. 470645 Anonymous
1st June 2025
Sunday 5:59 pm
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>>470642
> chippolatas are better than thick sausages for a fry up.

Thick sausages also require proper cooking. They must be grilled, or baked and then crisped in the pan. Don't get me wrong, properly done an absolute joy, but chipolatas fry just fine.
>> No. 470646 Anonymous
1st June 2025
Sunday 6:58 pm
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>>470644
I only have this issue if I put too much grated cheese in my toasties.
>> No. 470647 Anonymous
1st June 2025
Sunday 7:24 pm
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>>470643

I went a bit mad on cheeses last week, and bought one of just about every variety they had in Aldi. It was all great. Cheese is hard to get wrong. I don't understand the logic of people buying branded cheese unless it's a unique variety.

The thing with cheese, however, is it very much depends on the context- You don't go putting extra mature cheddar on pizza, or on top of your pasta. I mean you can, but there's a reason things like mozzarella and parmesan exist for those jobs. A very sharp cheddar like the one I bought last week, and I mean this was so ripe it had little crystals of salt you could taste throughout, is that it's really for enjoying alone, or at the most with a little plate of crackers and tapas meats. It was delicious but would I say it's the best form of cheddar? No, it's absolutely delivious but not at all a versatile cheese.

If I was going to have one all purpose cheese in my fridge it would be a bog standard medium cheddar. But there is no such thing as an all purpose cheese. I don't think I could get by with less than three types of cheese. I've always got some cheddar, some grated parmesan, a bit of red Leicester, and often a bit of brie.
>> No. 470668 Anonymous
3rd June 2025
Tuesday 12:48 am
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A not so close friend's girlfriend has added me to a whatsapp group whose purpose is the planning of a big surprise party for his 40th birthday. Which is a bit awkward, because now I've got messages popping up all the time by people that I've never met and have no clue at all who they are.
>> No. 470669 Anonymous
3rd June 2025
Tuesday 5:37 am
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£325 on the premium bonds this month, not bad.
>> No. 470671 Anonymous
3rd June 2025
Tuesday 8:17 am
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>>470668
Just mute it. I find being in multiple WhatsApp group chats you have nothing to say to but can't leave out of politeness to one or two people in there is just a part of being an adult.

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