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>> No. 469343 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 7:55 am
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New weekend thread.

What are you lads up to?
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>> No. 469344 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 8:02 am
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British Gas bloke is supposed to be coming to sort out a smart meter today.

What are we betting he doesn't show up?
>> No. 469345 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 8:40 am
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I didn't win on the EuroMillions.

It turns out I deposited the £20 in my account but didn't buy the tickets because I'm a thicko.
>> No. 469346 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 10:00 am
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Just woke up and it looks like I've got a cold again. Fuck.
>> No. 469347 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 4:01 pm
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Had a nice long walk along the lanes and canals. Met an incredibly friendly little cat on a bridge too, who, were I of lower moral character, I'm pretty sure I could have popped in my rucksack and taken home.
>> No. 469348 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 5:21 pm
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I had a lovely month seeing someone and doing all the right things but then she had to go abroad for a couple weeks for work. It felt passionate when she left but now it feels like I'm putting all the effort in and I've been bad at keeping a momentum of conversation going. She's just got back today so she's too jet lagged to see me this weekend and has suggested meeting up during the week

But equally I could just be gas-lighting myself as I've been stung before by women losing interest and she's has communicated that she's had a really busy few weeks. I don't know; do I save this sinking ship, see how it goes or do I accept now that all is lost? I guess the only thing I can do is try to gauge how things are now that she's back in the country and for now assume that it might just be a rough patch - next time we meet I'll just ask her "How do you feeling now that you're back, I missed you" to both give an opening for her to say how she feels but while being supportive.

>>469347
Wouldn't it have freaked out and attacked you?

I did the same today. A good few hours walking along a river soaking up the sun with a stop for an overpriced lunch (and some coffee and cake) at a market. Although I feel completely disorientated now that I'm getting all this daylight and warmth when the other week it was freezing.
>> No. 469349 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 5:32 pm
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>>469348
That ended up quite emo really quickly. I'm going to cook a nice stir fry tonight and then try to be productive.
>> No. 469350 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 5:55 pm
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What's the deal with dentists in England? I've not seen my doctor in years but I could (theoretically) book an appointment tomorrow, but I've been taken off of my dentists patient list because I haven't attended for a couple of months. Yes it's an exageration but you get the point.
I need a filling replacing soon, preferably before it becomes too painful to bear.

>>469347
I half thought you were going to kick it into the canal.
>> No. 469351 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 6:00 pm
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>>469348
Absolutely. Attempting to put a cat in a rucksack would probably end in your death, no matter how nice and welcoming it is. I just wanted to emphasis quite how friendly it had been.

I bought a "pork and bacon roll" from a Morrisons Daily while I was out. It was basically a disgusting sausage roll and not a roll at all. So disgusting in fact that I theorise it might have been the very dish that convinced the ancient Jews to prohibit the eating of pork.
>> No. 469352 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 6:17 pm
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>>469350

I've not seen a dentist in years, since before the pandemic at least, because it's just fucking impossible to even find one that's taking NHS patient registrations around here. I would imagine that even if I did find one it would be upwards of six months before I'd even get an appointment in.

I seem to recall we had this conversation a while ago and that one bellend kept insisting you can get one easy peasy, but at some stage last year (or the one before maybe, I can't quite remember) I literally spent a fortnight phoning every dentist I could find the number for after work, and got nowhere. I've since given up. And then even if I could get registered and get an appointment, the fees even for NHS treatment are absurd, it's the kind of money that would sting even before cost of living went mental, but nowadays would really put me in a tough position.

My teeth are shagged, there's a few visible cracks and chips but I'm (usually) not in pain at least so I have just decided basically that's me, dentists are a rich people luxury now it seems. As long as I don't eat too many sweets or drink too much sugary fizzy pop I will probably survive.
>> No. 469353 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 6:59 pm
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>>469350
>I half thought you were going to kick it into the canal.

As far as I'm aware, the pusher only targets humans.

Anyway, I've also been out for a walk in the countryside today with it being nice and sunny.
>> No. 469354 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 7:08 pm
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>>469350
Dentists hate NHS patients.
I havent been in a year or so to my local, but it over years it went from being an entirely pleasent experience, as best a dentists can be at least, to feeling like they were almost spiteful at having to deal with me. As quick as possible in and out the door. The bloke actually said If I was paying I could have the white filler, but because I'm "only" NHS I should be happy with the basic grey stuff.
>> No. 469355 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 7:52 pm
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You lot are surprisingly quiet on International Women's Day. And especially as it's a socialist observance decreed by Lenin where the 8th was specifically chosen because it's when women in Tsarist Russia began a general strike demanding bread and peace that sparked the revolution.

>>469352
Pay for the dentist lad. This is one of those things where you absolutely do not want to fuck about and the world's not going to be any better when those aching sores you call teeth get infected.
>> No. 469356 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 8:14 pm
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>>469355

What part of a) not being able to get registered and b) not being able to afford it are you too thick to get, richlad?
>> No. 469357 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 8:30 pm
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>>469356
The one where your health is extremely important.
>> No. 469358 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 8:36 pm
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>>469355

Lenin had a lot to say about fisherfolk and none of it would particularly please womanrespecterlad so let's not open that can of worms eh. We've been doing well lately to focus on real politics, like the impending collapse of American global hegemony into tinpot dictatorship and its implications.
>> No. 469359 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 8:45 pm
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>>469357

I don't know how you ended up as an IT manager or even made it through Rory Stuart's book, you have the IQ of a fucking victoria sponge.
>> No. 469360 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 9:16 pm
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>>469359
>>/emo/33571
We've got a fucking AI bot here or something.
>> No. 469361 Anonymous
8th March 2025
Saturday 11:36 pm
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>>469359
I'm neither of those people which by simple deduction means that you're an IT manager.
>> No. 469362 Anonymous
9th March 2025
Sunday 4:51 am
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>Towns and cities across the UK are holding a day of reflection on Sunday with 2025 marking five years since the start of the Covid-19 pandemic.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c798l9gz4y1o

How will you lads be reflecting today on Covid-19?
>> No. 469363 Anonymous
9th March 2025
Sunday 8:33 am
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>>469362
By having a head cold.
Feels like my head is being squashed.
>> No. 469364 Anonymous
9th March 2025
Sunday 10:37 am
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>>469362
I'll be staying home. It's a tough job but someone has to do it.

So why aren't we doing this on the 23rd when the first lockdown started?
>> No. 469365 Anonymous
9th March 2025
Sunday 11:59 am
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>>469364
I'm guessing it's because people were already dying before we went into lockdown. I'm guessing five years ago now was roughly when there was all the speculation about whether Cheltenham festival should be cancelled.
>> No. 469366 Anonymous
9th March 2025
Sunday 12:15 pm
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>>469362

I don't want to "reflect" on it. I still live under the shadow of the pandemic whether I want to or not. It might be five years ago but the way it wrecked my social life, happiest relationship, and job situation have been pretty enormous long term consequences that I am reminded of time and time again even as I try my best to move on.

Nothing ever really went back to normal, the way I see it. People have this false narrative that we had a couple of years of wierdness and then we put it all behind us, but that's not what happened. People's behaviours permanently changed. Social expectations permanently changed. Attitudes permanently changed. The pandemic was not a temporary event, it was a pivotal moment that changed the trajectory of society.
>> No. 469367 Anonymous
9th March 2025
Sunday 1:45 pm
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>>469366

I think part of the reason we aren't talking about it is that many middle-class people had quite a nice time during the pandemic. We can't really reconcile the fact that while some people had drinkies in the garden and stashed away loads of money that they weren't spending on Pret and train fares, other people had their lives completely ruined. Most people in government, the media and senior management are firmly in the first camp; either they don't understand how the pandemic affected other people, or they do understand and they're too embarrassed to highlight their own good fortune.

I find it very frustrating when the media talk about the huge increase in people claiming disability benefits as if it's some kind of mystery. After everything that's happened, of course loads of people are going to be on the sick. The last lockdown ended and we were just expected to get on with it, but no thought was given to all of the people who had no normal to return to - the recovering alcoholics who fell off the wagon, the people who lost their minds in isolation, the chronically ill people who deteriorated massively without proper treatment.

Back in the first lockdown, I remember saying on here that I hoped society would learn something from the pandemic, that we'd all remember what it felt like to not know if you'd have a job next week, to remember all the people in hi-vis who kept going out to work through that terrifying period. In hindsight, I think we've gone in the opposite direction. It seems flippant to say that "the vibes are off", but it's really the only way to describe it - public spaces feel different, strangers seem more wary, conversations seem more hostile. It's like we haven't quite woken up from a bad dream.
>> No. 469368 Anonymous
9th March 2025
Sunday 4:05 pm
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>>469367
>I find it very frustrating when the media talk about the huge increase in people claiming disability benefits as if it's some kind of mystery. After everything that's happened, of course loads of people are going to be on the sick. The last lockdown ended and we were just expected to get on with it, but no thought was given to all of the people who had no normal to return to - the recovering alcoholics who fell off the wagon, the people who lost their minds in isolation, the chronically ill people who deteriorated massively without proper treatment.

No the problem driving the government is that Britain is so much worse than everywhere else. We're now a nation of bennies claimants whereas the rest of the world has recovered and let's not pretend that a lot of people aren't just taking the piss.
>> No. 469369 Anonymous
9th March 2025
Sunday 5:06 pm
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>>469367
>We can't really reconcile the fact that while some people had drinkies in the garden and stashed away loads of money that they weren't spending on Pret and train fares, other people had their lives completely ruined.

How sheltered are you if you think the poors never got pissed or had parties during the pandemic?
>> No. 469370 Anonymous
9th March 2025
Sunday 5:14 pm
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>>469367
>the people who lost their minds in isolation
This is the main one for me. I was classed as a key worker for some unknown reason, and I kept going to work as normal. I wasn't allowed to go out with my friends, but I didn't really like my friends and I didn't miss them. My life was basically unaffected. A lot of complaints I hear from other people are things which have either always been a problem for me (what's that? No more fun nights out that you really enjoy? No holidays with your loved ones? Again, you're just describing my normal life) or things that are always problems for other people (every three or four years, the news decides to go out and interview some poor people, like poverty is a new thing, even though there are always poor people - people going to food banks during the pandemic was on the news, but people were going to food banks before as well, and they still are now), so I have always been monumentally flippant about the whole thing.

But so many people have gone utterly apeshit now. I work with a woman who says she will quit the job if they make her go back into the office and stop her from working from home. She used to come in every day, just like everyone else did, but now she is quite clearly terrified of going to work. I get on really well with her and she's one of my favourite colleagues, so I'm pissed off that I never see her now, but at some point she clearly developed massive social anxiety and agoraphobia, and she can't live normally now and her life is falling apart. And I probably know 5-10 other people in the exact same situation. I call it "pandemic panic", because it's the same thing for all of them: they used to have no problem going outside, but now they're all cowering shut-ins. I have friends who think it's weird that I shop in supermarkets instead of ordering everything online and paying someone to deliver it. Pandemic Panic is a real thing, although its official name is probably something else, and that doesn't even address the widespread increase in conspiracy theories, and fringe lunacy going mainstream.
>> No. 469371 Anonymous
9th March 2025
Sunday 6:00 pm
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>>469370
>I work with a woman who says she will quit the job if they make her go back into the office and stop her from working from home. She used to come in every day, just like everyone else did, but now she is quite clearly terrified of going to work.

Her individual example is probably different but I don't think you can blame anxiety on not wanting to spend 2 hours commuting to sit in a stale office where you might even be asked to wear smart trousers. That's a massive hit on someone's work-life balance that doesn't help anyone but Pret and those cunts working on the underground. There's a lot of bullshit we do these days that we don't think about just because it's something that's always been done and the pandemic merely exposed one of them which we've all just accepted is coming back.

Anyway, for me, my mental symptom is how I now despise people coughing and sneezing in public. It seems like nearly every time I go to Lidl I'll have some ignorant arsehole walk behind me and start coughing away. This didn't use to annoy me, I'd sit next to someone in my hotdesking office who was clearly sick just being glad I got a seat and not think to connect the dots - but now you can all fuck right off with your cold germs.
>> No. 469372 Anonymous
9th March 2025
Sunday 7:13 pm
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>>469370

That's one side of it, but then there's also just the fact that once you give somebody a taste of a better life, it can be really hard to go back to the old way. I am no psychologist but I am fairly certain that if you studied it, people are going to be much unhappier when they know how much better things could be, and then making them go back to how it was, versus never having experienced it at all.

We can have some boomer arsehole kind of take on it where we say "yeah well tough it's how it is" but like always, those kinds of takes are the ones that reveal a true lack of perspective. I fundamentally believe most people do have empathy, but only once they have been in a certain position themselves- This is why I am always coming to the conclusion that the kind of retarded vaguely conservative lot who say that kind of shit are usually people who have led an easy life. I've seen it myself that the moment they go through something they had previously dismissed, the penny drops and they change their tune.

But anyway that's kind of how it was for me. During the pandemic I had a promotion and a payrise and I was doing Very Important work, I had better hours and a better work life balance (for myself, at least; as mentioned preciously it came at a very steep cost to my social life and relationship, lot of nights and that meant I was basically the only volunteer.) But when the pandemic was declared finished and over, that was that, no more money or position, back to the shit hours, overtime, and barely acceptable pay I had before. It made me re-evaluate why I was in that line of work and face the conclusion that I had to get out, but that's very hard to do when you have become settled somewhere like I had.

So anyway that's a long wined way of saying I can absolutely understand how people feel when they have been able to work from home for a couple of years, suddenly being forced to go back. I would have been suicidal if I was one of those people I think.
>> No. 469373 Anonymous
9th March 2025
Sunday 7:34 pm
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>>469369

That's not the point I was trying to make, although I will point out that all those people who had "socially distanced gatherings" could only do so because they had a garden - a luxury that wasn't available to the millions of young people living in flats or student accommodation. The impact of fines for lockdown breaches massively disproportionately fell on poorer and younger people.

https://www.ed.ac.uk/research-innovation/latest-research-news/covid-rule-fines-peaked-in-latter-stages-of-lockd

The point I was trying to make was that we weren't really in it together. The gap between rich and poor grew substantially during the pandemic, with wealthier households piling up unprecedented levels of savings. The educational attainment of poorer kids fell even further behind their richer peers and it's looking like that gap will have permanent effects. Lockdowns massively exacerbated existing inequalities in housing; being stuck at home all day was much more pleasant for a retired couple in a detached house than a young family cooped up in a small flat. A lot of workers on casual, temporary or zero-hours contracts were excluded from the furlough scheme.
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9th March 2025
Sunday 8:25 pm
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>>469373

>A lot of workers on casual, temporary or zero-hours contracts were excluded from the furlough scheme.

I'd love to know how many billions companies claimed on those employees' behalf anyway, and then just pocketed it.
>> No. 469475 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 6:46 pm
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Probably going to light up the fireplace for the last time this season. Just bough another bag of logs.
>> No. 469477 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 10:33 pm
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>>469475
>Just bough another bag of logs.
Better stick 'em in.
>> No. 469478 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 11:21 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkSg4jIL_Bo
>> No. 469479 Anonymous
14th March 2025
Friday 11:52 pm
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>>469478

There's a line between astute observational comedy and just recounting something you overheard in a cafe.

I think you need to find a new attainable northern bird to obsess over, for all our sakes.
>> No. 469480 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 12:02 am
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>>469479

Any northerner would know that a northern bird with any slight amount of success or fame is no longer attainable, she will already be convinced she is the greatest thing since pease pudding.
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15th March 2025
Saturday 8:40 am
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>> No. 469482 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 10:43 am
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>>469480

>a northern bird with any slight amount of success or fame is no longer attainable, she will already be convinced she is the greatest thing since pease pudding

Plus, she'll move south to That London.

And struggle to pay rent for her one-bedroom when she realises there's a long queue of Northerners who, buoyed by modest initial success, think the world is at their feet.

That said, I find Grace Long very endearing. I imagine being on a date with her would be very genuinely entertaining and funny, because she just seems like that kind of person.
>> No. 469483 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 11:17 am
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>>469482

I bet she's not funny at all when she's not doing a pre-rehearsed but for a video.
>> No. 469484 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 11:42 am
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I've been dragging my feet as the Mrs wants me to move to her insular, very quaint and arty middle class town but I've just discovered that they have real bacon here. The butcher, all the restaurants and cafés. Even the Premier corner shop stocks real, local bacon.
>> No. 469485 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 1:10 pm
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>>469481
Life would be so much easier if we had control over which of those lives we get. I would happily work a lot harder for 100 grand a year, then stop for a bit, then go back. I think most people feel that way. So life makes those jobs much harder to get, and you show up at work every day ready to climb that ladder, and there is no ladder. Maybe I just have a shit job, or a loser personality, but I bet I would be a lot happier doing this job if I had the option to go and do a more edifying job for a year whenever I wanted.
>> No. 469486 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 3:29 pm
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Minimum wage has gone up quite a lot.
>> No. 469487 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 3:42 pm
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>>469485

It's a Saturday so I won't go all classlad on you but I do find it's a position that you only ever hear from people who have had some immense lucky break or privilege that they refuse to acknowledge. If only it were so simple for all of us, the world wouldn't be in the state it's in right now.

But anyway nah. I love driving me van, me. Like, I properly enjoy it. Been doing it roughly six months and the enthusiasm hasn't washed out yet, normally the novelty has worn off by now with any other job I have done and thought I liked, but this time it's real. I was driving about in the early spring sunshine with the windows down the other day, when it was pushing 20 degrees, looking at all the office buildings around me, thinking how miserable all the people inside must be because they're not allowed outside to enjoy it. Couldn't get me back in a flourescent light fish tank job if you paid me double.

You can't always have your dream job, but I bet there is a job out there that doesn't make you feel like topping yourself. If you put aside expectations of money and power, there's a way to beat the system by actually being happy in what you do.

I like this picture because he looks like the chad meme lol
>> No. 469488 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 4:09 pm
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>>469485

> I would happily work a lot harder for 100 grand a year, then stop for a bit, then go back. I think most people feel that way.


For as long as I've been a working adult, I've always pondered that.

For most people who have a job and who go to work every day, it's just barely more than a way of supporting themselves. And that's completely fine. You should work to pay your own way. But what if, through frugal living and good management of your finances, you're in a position where you can suddenly afford to simply do fuck all for a year or two, at least nothing that you feel pressured to at least sell to your next employer as a "sabbatical".

The same companies that are complicit in causing people who really want to work to be unemployed sometimes for a year or more are unduly suspicious of any gaps in your CV that last longer than two or three months. When they are part of the whole reason why you are in that position, either by firing you or by being the tenth company that you've interviewed at who won't hire you.

My way of looking at it is that they just don't want people to realise that there are other things in life besides work. And to realise that idleness can actually be valuable in shaping who you are as a person. Because if people actually woke up to the thought that idleness isn't the cardinal sin that employers everywhere will have you believe it is, then you'd have many more people saying, fuck it, I'm not doing this anymore. And they would no longer be afraid that a year of doing nothing would kill their career.

Worth not being oblivious to the fact that a lot of people simply don't have the financial reserves these days to just be on their sofa for a year or two. Or travel the world without a care. Your mortgage and family life will probably tie you down to where that'll always be a fantasy for most people.

But my theory stands. That a big reason why they don't like candidates with big gaps in their CV is that they don't want somebody who has experienced something other than years or decades of almost uninterrupted daily grind.
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15th March 2025
Saturday 4:25 pm
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>>469488

I'd imagine most people who do have the opportunity to do that just lie on their CV and say they were volunteering for some made up charity somewhere and give a "reference" that's just their mate's phone number. They don't need to worry though, because one frightening truth is that many people genuinely don't have anything besides work, and they lack even the capacity to imagine anything else. I've had so many colleagues like that over the years, who mention they are often bored when they are not at work, and that blows my mind.

However, I think it's also fair to say that's a chicken and egg kind of situation. Were they always going to turn out like that, or is it a result of the obsessive fetishisation of protestant work ethic our culture tries to brainwash everyone into?

Naturally I have a chip on my shoulder about this because all my life I have been singled out as one of those outsider heathen heretics, a non-conformist and disruptive influence, someone who goes against the grain. My first priority for a long time now has been simply to do the least I can to live a comfortable life. I really didn't intentionally try and come out that way, but I was locked into that path by the way teachers at school labelled me as one and treated me like one. As I entered the world of adult work, I was already imprinted, my managers and bosses always judged me as such. It never mattered how hard I worked, so I stopped giving a fuck; there's no pleasing somebody who has already made their mind up about you.

I don't think enough people actually understand how that feels.
>> No. 469490 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 6:24 pm
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>>469487
>I love driving me van, me.
Give it a fucking rest, Alexei. Christ.
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15th March 2025
Saturday 7:35 pm
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>>469489

>My first priority for a long time now has been simply to do the least I can to live a comfortable life.

At one of my old jobs, the building's caretaker was a Nigerian chap who was in his late 30s/early 40s. I guess the job was paying enough to support his two kids, next to his wife working as an NHS nurse. But he wasn't rich by any means. And yet, he was one of the most genuinely happy people I've ever met. Always came to work with a smile and brimming with positivity, always fun to chat with on a tea break. I don't think I ever saw him in a bad mood for the almost four years that I worked there.

Most of us office employees were probably making a few times his salary, but I don't think a single one of us, myself included, was as happy about their station in life as Nigerianlad. It really made me think sometimes. I'm sure his job had its stressful sides, not least because he was almost always on 24-hour call in case of emergencies. But he was content. And that's something that some of our higher ups couldn't say about themselves.
>> No. 469494 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 8:16 pm
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After a round on Gladiators the women just say "I'm so happy to see strong women, women with strength make me so joyful", but the men go "320lbs is a worm's bench press, you're a liar and a villain, the body dysmorphia you feel is real".
>> No. 469495 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 8:50 pm
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>> No. 469496 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 8:55 pm
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>>469495

I've had two good hearty laughs today. One was earlier on when I remembered Ed Balls tweeting Ed Balls, the second one was over this.
>> No. 469497 Anonymous
15th March 2025
Saturday 9:33 pm
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>>469494
I'm glad the knobhead ex-soldier got knocked out today. He was proper up his own arse, to the point I think the Gladiators deliberately went soft on his opponent.
>> No. 469498 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 12:19 am
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>>469495
Symptom of a dying or dead culture.
>> No. 469499 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 7:47 am
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>>469498
Calm down, mate. It's only an air fryer.
>> No. 469500 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 10:07 am
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I know one of you is very interested in Liz Truss' sex life, so you might want to read this article in The Mail today.
>> No. 469501 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 10:42 am
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>>469500

Who cares. Angela Rayner is it now. Tell us about her sex life.
>> No. 469502 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 10:44 am
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>>469501
I find it hard to be attracted to gormless people.
>> No. 469503 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 10:52 am
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>>469502

>gormless

Then maybe neither Truss nor Rayner should really be your flavour.
>> No. 469504 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 10:58 am
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>>469503
Neither of them are?
>> No. 469505 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 12:08 pm
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My mate got drunk last night and I started getting an insight into his sexuality, he likes it when women bimbo themselves up 'to impress us men' which is what gets him off. He's a successful photographer so it gives his career a twist.

I don't want to kink-shame but sometimes I feel like the most sexless man in the universe. I'm not sure there's anything that specifically 'gets me off' beyond intimacy itself. It must be nice, like I imagine if you have a foot fetish you can just get a nice job in a shoe-store and find a lass who doesn't mind a foot massage and that's your happy life.

>>469500
That's a strange article to read. It says that they worked closely together on getting her into office in her 20s, she gave him some advice on international trade and they exchanged books - she gave him Atlas Shrugged that even he called a bore and managed to push through 1,000 pages of, he gave her a book on stock market swindlers that apparently influenced her premiership (?) - then they suddenly decided to stop working so closely together and she decided to stay in her marriage while he dropped of his?

Am I just thick and there are some blatant euphemisms I'm missing here? I wanted to hear if all the rumours about her were true and that had a female PM who was shagging everyone rather than some boring arsehole talking about how his marriage broke down because he couldn't talk to his wife. Especially if she's a former PM now gallivanting about in the US.
>> No. 469506 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 12:25 pm
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>> No. 469507 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 1:04 pm
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>>469506
I wonder where Auntie Mabel's plane is now.
>> No. 469508 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 1:06 pm
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>>469505

>she gave him Atlas Shrugged

Which may well have set her on her right wing course.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/20/liz-truss-cpac-speech

Ayn Rand is to bootstrap capitalism what Nietzsche is to nihilism.
>> No. 469509 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 1:07 pm
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>>469507
I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but I don't think I have seen her, or her plane, since about September 2001.
>> No. 469510 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 1:18 pm
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>>469508
I've read Atlas Shrugged, and it is my personal belief that it could not persuade anyone. It's very slightly better than the haters give it credit for, but the whole thing reads like a tiresomely repetitive manifesto from an insane person.
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16th March 2025
Sunday 1:27 pm
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>>469507

Leeds.

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/g-sftz

I bet it was very warm and cozy in Auntie Mabel's hole, IYKWIM.
>> No. 469512 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 1:45 pm
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>>469510


>I've read Atlas Shrugged, and it is my personal belief that it could not persuade anyone

Just reading Thus Spoke Zarathustra will not make you a nihilist. But it can be a gateway down that rabbit hole. Just as Ayn Rand's works can intrigue you to delve deeper into right-wing capitalism. And persuade you to subscribe to it.
>> No. 469513 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 3:20 pm
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Today I've been to Quarry Bank. There was a man taking a picture of a group of old people wearing dry robes, so I fully expect it to end up on one of those 'dry robe wankers' social media pages. It was very odd to watch him recording them.
>> No. 469514 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 3:59 pm
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Neil Peart from Rush, widely acclaimed Best Drummer Of All Time in the same manner as Jimi Hendrix on guitar, was super into Ayn Rand. So much so that their widely respected and influential concept album 2112 is pretty much a love letter to Atlas Shrugged.

The storyline depicts a communist dystopia where the government, a shadowy cabal of mechanicus tech priest type figures, have vast computers that take care of all human needs, from food and clothing to art and music. Humanity lives in absolute peace and harmony, with war and famine eradicated, but this comes at the cost of the human soul, which is forbidden from free expression. The main character finds an old guitar in a cave, learns to play it in three minutes, but when he shows the tech priests his wonderful discovery, they say it's shit and he's gay, so he kills himself.

This is why you should never care about a musician's political opinions. They are always full of shit. I still like that album a lot despite the fact it's intended to be straight up libertarian propaganda; and actually with the advent of AI nowadays I find it amusingly ironic how that part of the storyline may well indeed come true, but with the sides switched.
>> No. 469515 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 10:16 pm
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Just spent £110 on a poncey alarm clock. I have become everything I most despise.
>> No. 469516 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 10:33 pm
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>>469515
Does it wake you up with a blowjob or something? You better give a twenty quid note to the next homeless geezer you see.
>> No. 469517 Anonymous
16th March 2025
Sunday 11:15 pm
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>>469516
Is that how you get your morning blowjobs?
>> No. 469518 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 1:08 am
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Inspirational story time: a little over an hour ago, I was having an adult tantrum and general mental collapse over my failure to erect a curtain rail. I know you're all good at DIY, but I think my house is just not built to have DIY done to it. I put the rail up, and it immediately fell down, ripping out the holders and leaving giant holes in my wall. I really didn't want to sleep with no curtains. Not only am I incapable of putting up a curtain rail, but I am also the poster who paid a gypsy two grand for three hours of roofing work, and I am also the poster whose shelf fell off my wall in that /diy/ thread, and my good degree and affluent upbringing did not prepare me in any way for finding a good job, and when I finally found a job I was proud of, it eventually crumbled away into a shitty mong-job, and I don't think I have ever successfully chatted up a woman I wanted to chat up ever in my life. I am worthless by every conceivable metric.

But now, a couple of hours later, the curtain is up! You just need to think outside the box, and superglue some spare metal plates you have onto your bedroom wall over the holes, and balance the curtain rail on there, for tonight at least. And I raged at my friend in a message she won't see tomorrow, and I had to take it back because I remember now that I am a good enough person that she will worry about me, and I know loads of people would never even think of my trick with the metal plates, and maybe I live a dull life right now, but I put up a curtain rail and if I can do that, I could easily make a good impression on any employer I wanted to be interviewed by, or charm any woman I actually met who wanted to be charmed. I feel fucking fantastic.

I don't have bipolar disorder, nor indeed any mental health conditions officially, but I really was very sad a couple of hours ago and now I feel positively electrified. The world is your oyster, fellow night-posters. You have so much going for you, and we all forget our own strength sometimes, but the strength and the charisma and the wit and the intelligence are all still there, so use them. You strong, brave, clever and funny paragon of humanity, you.
>> No. 469519 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 1:48 am
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>>469517
No. But the alarm does do that then?
>> No. 469520 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 7:02 am
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>>469515
Here was me thinking I'd spent a lot when I got an Amazon Echo Spot for £50, which is essentially a glorified alarm clock.
>> No. 469522 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 9:48 am
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>>469516

It gently wakes you up with an artificial sunrise. It's part of a desperate attempt to repair the damage done to my circadian rhythm by a lifetime of bad habits and shift work. I'm getting too old to just wing it on five hours of sleep and Happy Shopper energy drinks.
>> No. 469523 Anonymous
17th March 2025
Monday 10:22 am
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>>469522

Bah. That's what amphetamines are for.
>> No. 469592 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 8:17 am
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Hang on, do Oasis even have big eyebrows?
>> No. 469593 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 8:56 am
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>>469592

Not any more, but that just happens with age, like your shins going bald.
>> No. 469596 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 10:36 am
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The doorbell rang. It was a smartly dressed West African family inviting me to a memorial to Jesus' death.

I racistly assumed it would be for some weird niche black church, but no it's the Jehovah's. Very white looking Jesus.

My main experience with JWs is them standing around book stalls in town. The fact they're coming to my door is alarming.
>> No. 469597 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 11:15 am
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>>469596
They stopped trying to convert people a few years ago, I think, but they're back now and they've started again. They stopped before the pandemic and I can't find anything online, so I have no idea what's going on.
>> No. 469600 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 12:14 pm
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Why are you lads always being contacted by the Jehovah's Witnesses? Seems like a monthly occurance, or maybe it was the Mormons last time.

>>469593
I really don't want my shins to go bald. When does my arse hair fall out? That's the only hair I've got a problem with.
>> No. 469601 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 1:11 pm
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>>469600

>Why are you lads always being contacted by the Jehovah's Witnesses?

We live in neighbourhoods that are a bit rough, but not frighteningly so.

>When does my arse hair fall out?

Never, unless you have a terrible fright like Duncan Goodhew. You can get it permanently removed if it bothers you, but you will have to let a girl with no GCSEs attack your bumhole with an industrial laser.
>> No. 469603 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 1:26 pm
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>>469600
I reckon 'lonely aging internet nerd' is a good demographic for poaching converts. You might see religious cults grow as millennials get older I suspect up until the inevitable noncing scandal.
>> No. 469605 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 3:02 pm
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I was complimented twice this past week on my dress sense. So, while heading through the park on my way to the supermarket today, I really appreciated the effort made by a teenage girl to keep my feet on the ground by heckling me with "you look like Jeffrey Dahmer!". It's fine, it's just the glasses and it's still better than looking like I work in IT. And she won't be laughing when I eat her boyfriend.

>>469601
Helpful answers. One day I'll live somewhere interesting enough to be regularly bothered by religious fundementalists. Like Kabul, perhaps. And honestly, I think the best place to be attacked with an industrial laser is the bumhole. I know it can handle it, it's already been through so much.

>>469603
>I reckon 'lonely aging internet nerd' is a good demographic for poaching converts.
You should stop writing that on your front door then. As for the other thing I think you're right. Indeed, the next Heaven's Gate, or perhaps even Scientology, is probably already well underway. We've already had the Zizians.
>> No. 469607 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 4:14 pm
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>>469605

I mostly seem to get compliments on how healthy I look. From people who've known me a long time it makes sense but I'm not sure how to take it from new people.
>> No. 469608 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 4:16 pm
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>>Why are you lads always being contacted by the Jehovah's Witnesses?
>We live in neighbourhoods that are a bit rough, but not frighteningly so.
I'll semi confirm that, I used to see them regularly until I moved off the estate. There are still the ones hanging around the bus stop but they don't seem to be trying.
>> No. 469611 Anonymous
22nd March 2025
Saturday 5:37 pm
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I'm cooking shakshuka for tea (again) but I'm a little concerned because I've decided to try Cirio chopped tomatoes instead of sticking with Mutti. I've had little a bit out of the tin and they taste ridiculously sweet; they have 3.4g of sugar per 100g, compared to 2.8g for Mutti.
>> No. 469618 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 7:56 am
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I can't decide if this military jacket would look cool and be a good item to have during the kind of weather we're in right now. Or if I'd just wind up looking like Jeremy Usbourne? I also where combat boots sometimes and I really, really don't want to look like I'm playing at army.
>> No. 469619 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 8:08 am
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>>469618
You'd look like a right wally.

Are you looking for a thin waterproof jacket?
>> No. 469620 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 8:39 am
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>>469619
I feel as though you posted that photo as supporting evidence that I'd look like a wally and I don't see how.

I suppose so, yes.
>> No. 469621 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 8:58 am
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>>469620
The design isn't nice and it doesn't look like it'd be a good fit either, in my opinion.

You could try one of Decathlon's own brand jackets:

https://www.decathlon.co.uk/p/men-s-hiking-lightweight-waterproof-jacket-mh500/_/R-p-301681

https://www.decathlon.co.uk/p/men's-waterproof-hiking-jacket-10degc-nh500-grey/_/R-p-331992

You could get a Rab downpour on sale for a similar price. They seem to have replaced The North Face if you wanted to pretend to be a middle class person who pretends to be outdoorsy.

https://www.alpinetrek.co.uk/rab-downpour-eco-jacket-waterproof-jacket/

If you're a small size then there's usually stock in Montane's outlet. They're usually a better fit than Rab, in my experience.

https://mountain-kit.co.uk/men-c18/waterproof-c24/montane-mens-minimus-stretch-ultra-jacket-p354

https://mountain-kit.co.uk/men-c18/waterproof-c24/montane-mens-spine-jacket-p1457

Scottish mountain rescue tend to use Keela jackets, you can probably find these a bit cheaper from other sellers:

https://keelaoutdoors.com/products/saxon-jacket
>> No. 469622 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 10:46 am
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>>469618
Ignore the haters, mate, you'll look fine. I wouldn't have thought that jacket was official military anyway, s'jus digital camo that could be confused with a mild flower print. Absolutely nothing wrong with it, especially if you're a nature enthusiast.

>>469621
>Complains about design and cut
>suggests rural roadman
But seriously though I'm presuming this is decent advice if you care about performance.
>> No. 469623 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 11:06 am
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Does anyone remember a Walls (and continental equivalent - Frigo?) ice cream shaped like Donkey Kong's head (Kev Bayliss design)? It might have sold in Spain as well. The brown bits were chocolate flavour, the skin coloured bits were vanilla or strawberry. It would have been mid-late nineties, as DKC came out in 94, and the DKC TV show aired from 97 to 00.

I've seen posts on forums from 2013 reminiscing about it, saying you could send in the lolly sticks for an inflatable banana. I've found pictures of the inflatable banana. I've found pictures of original Donkey Kong lollies from the 80s. I've found a picture of a Donkey Kong Country branded ice lolly wrapper, but the description and design and it not being Walls suggests it's a different thing.

It might be Mandela effect, but other people remember it, and the evidence of the inflatable banana suggests it's real. But I can't find photos. I looked for over an hour last night. It strikes me as odd that there is so much catalogued nostalgia of old ice cream treats, yet no Donkey Kong Country Kev Bayliss Design Ice Cream Lollies.
>> No. 469624 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 11:07 am
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>>469623
Sorry to be all Peter Kay "d'ya remember Donkey Kong ice creams?" it's just going to do my head in til I find it or forget about it again.
>> No. 469625 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 12:39 pm
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>>469624

>Peter Kay

Guess who's dead? George Formby! You know, George Formby George Forby George Formby!
>> No. 469626 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 2:33 pm
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I'm glad I'm not the only one whose a silly goose with fashion sometimes.

I went out with a woman today and she said that I dress like an American. She qualified that she thinks I'm sexy but now I guess I'll resist any urge to start wearing a cap backwards or have t-shirts that are two sizes too big.

>>469618
It's a bit much for anything but fishing. It's not just how loud and unflattering it is, the drawstrings will make you look like a tramp.

>>469622
You can wear a black raincoat and not look like a chav if you dress the right way elsewhere. Even a pair of grey jeans will break it.

The problem with anything camo is it's very much dominating your outfit and anything that goes with it will be on that style direction unless you're an attractive young woman.
>> No. 469627 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 3:06 pm
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Just burned my tongue on mashed potato.

The steak was good though. Seasoned with homegrown dried chili pepper flakes.
>> No. 469629 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 4:42 pm
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>>469622
I barely know what a roadman is, I'm assuming it's what chavs are called these days, let alone a rural one. That first Decathlon jacket alone is clearly nicer than the one otherlad is considering. It has the added benefit of pit zips for when you're a sweaty bastard and need to cool down.

Anyway, today's charity shop find for me was a gingham long sleeve Fred Perry shirt for £14. It doesn't look like it's been worn.
>> No. 469630 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 4:54 pm
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White kitkat chunky isn't as good as the regular counterpart. I got a pack of 4 for £1.35 whereas I'd usually pay up to £1 for a single bar (!) - it makes me wonder if these multipacks are a cheaper variety with a different recipe or something.
>> No. 469631 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 5:14 pm
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Go ahead and shit on me for spending my weekends just browsing the Internet for hours. But:
>Facebook currently has some error where it only shows me one post at a time
>YouTube is cracking down on adblocking again, refusing to play videos a lot of the time
>4chan has the 900-second post timer if you're private-browsing
>All my old forums where I had a username have been dead for years
In a very real sense, you two are literally all I've got now.
>> No. 469632 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 5:45 pm
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>>469631

The internet is over. You're going to have to get an allotment or something.
>> No. 469633 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 6:08 pm
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>>469621
I'll be honest I think the fit of the army man jacket is fine. I don't really want a coat as snug as the ones you posted. Also, while the £35 Montane jacket is an absolute steal, all those jackets have the fatal flaw of being too short, in the exact way that will lead to any water they deflect pooling onto your upper thighs. That's not an issue if you're yomping around in a totally waterproof get up, but I'm not going to be doing that, I'll be wearing whatever I buy with cotton and wool trousers more often than not. If it's pissing down it's umbrella time.

>>469622
>I wouldn't have thought that jacket was official military anyway
Yeah, I don't think many people would, especially once it's offset with distinctly non-military attire. I don't think many folk are able to ID specialised infrared disrupting camo, which is what I think the jacket is.

>>469626
Black waterproof jackets are the height of boring. Even blue jeans are ten times more interesting because they're a classic item and you can wear them in so many different outfits.
>> No. 469634 Anonymous
23rd March 2025
Sunday 6:53 pm
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>>469631

I know the feel brother. I even have to pause the soothing background white noise of YouTube video essays I have already watched before so I can use the VPN to get here because apparently CityFibre routes me through the Netherlands now, just so I can refresh this place and find out there are no new posts.

I've taken up refreshing my dating site profiles and recording a few videos of me playing guitar to hopefully impress a lass or two just so I have somebody to fucking talk to. And mind you, I am really fucking good at guitar, but do lasses understand the difference? No they don't.
>> No. 469724 Anonymous
29th March 2025
Saturday 12:35 pm
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Windows Update just bricked my Windows 11 laptop. Fuck.

I've spent over an hour trying everything and anything, but it keeps getting stuck on the Lenovo splash screen right after you push the on button.

I'm probably going to have to reinstall Windows now.
>> No. 469725 Anonymous
29th March 2025
Saturday 9:25 pm
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I've no idea how Jonathan Ross' chat show is still going. Well I know the answer is because it's ITV and almost all of their output is shite, but it's so stale and tired.
>> No. 469726 Anonymous
29th March 2025
Saturday 10:41 pm
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>>469725
I enjoyed it when I last watched it a couple of years ago, but these programmes depend entirely on who the guests are, and I don't care what the same three Hollywood luvvies, Stephen Fry and Judi Love have to say to each other.

Come to think of it, are there any interesting celebrities now? I'm a big fan of Gary Stevenson whose economics YouTube videos have so clearly influenced the posters here, but he was on Question Time on Thursday and even he came across terribly on there. Meanwhile, at this exact moment, I am watching BBC Scotland on Sky (I'm not Scottish) and it's BBC Introducing's Scottish Act of the Year 2025, with a load of unknown Scottish music acts, and it's so refreshing to witness the novelty of talented nobodies, but I doubt I would tune into Jonathan Ross to see an interview with Valtos, even though they are turning out to be amazing, so maybe I'm part of the problem.
>> No. 469727 Anonymous
29th March 2025
Saturday 10:47 pm
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Super army soldier jacket update: I like it. The sleeves are comically massive even on the small size, but it gives it a unique silhouette, which I feel works well with the drab colour, if you follow me.

I also saw a Grey Wagtail in a stream today.

>>469725
I noticed Britain's Got Talent is back. I was genuinely shocked to find that out, it makes me think they left one of those "drinking birds" in charge of the weekend programing in 2011 and no one's noticed to this day.
>> No. 469728 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 2:00 am
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Remember to change your clocks in a few minutes!

I wonder if, in the future, they will change the rules so we don't have to change our clocks, but only at a time when every clock everyone owns changes automatically. It's a bit like my dream that they will make weed completely legal but then ban smoking so that people still can't smoke it anyway.
>> No. 469729 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 2:08 am
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>>469728
I don't have a single device that displays the time that isn't connected to the internet. I genuinely cannot recall the last time I had to change the time on something, but it was possibly 2011 or '12 when I still had a flip phone.
>> No. 469730 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 9:14 am
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>>469728
My clocks are now displaying the correct time for the first time in six months, other than my car which will now be one minute fast.

It's amazing how much mileage I've been able to get out of tricking my kids to go to bed an hourly early.
>> No. 469731 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 9:27 am
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A friend repeatedly called me at 4am this morning, not seeming aware it was 4am, to ramble incoherently for about half an hour. We established he wasn't hurt or anything having an obvious psychotic break - he was very cheerful just not all there. I'm guessing some effect of his pain medication. Should I check in with him today or is it better not to risk embarrassing him?
>> No. 469732 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 9:29 am
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>>469731
Ambulancelad, it has been a while.
>> No. 469733 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 11:29 am
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My new monitor arrived yesterday. Going from 75Hz to 180Hz is very noticeable, HDR less so.

Now I can be one of those cunts online complaining that a new release game only runs at a unbearably slow 60FPS!
>> No. 469734 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 2:29 pm
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My Co-op has replace all its price labels with electronic ones. Apart from it being questionable to me how much labour time they actually save, they are shit because the screen resolution is so low and they are poorly lit which makes them actually less legible than the paper ones.
>> No. 469735 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 4:13 pm
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I can't remember the last time I saw a Fiat that wasn't a 500, is that all they sell these days?
>> No. 469736 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 4:37 pm
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>>469735
That's actually an interesting point, because I don't either. I know Fiat owns many other car brands these days, so maybe the only thing they sell with their own badge on it is the 500.
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30th March 2025
Sunday 4:56 pm
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>>469736
According to fiat.co.uk, you can get the Fiat 500, the Fiat 500, the Fiat 500, the Fiat Grande Panda, the Fiat 600, the Fiat 500 with a different badge, or a van.
>> No. 469738 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 5:49 pm
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My mum's barely fifty and she's already so fucking negative about everything. She's genuinely at risk of turning into Livia Soprano.

>>469737
I hate those pseudo-SUV things like the 600 pictured there.
>> No. 469739 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 6:21 pm
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>>469738
I'll go round and lick her fanny if that'll help?
>> No. 469740 Anonymous
30th March 2025
Sunday 8:49 pm
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>>469739
Anything that stops her finding out the gas man left a tear in the lino when he was hooking up the oven is appreciated.
>> No. 469743 Anonymous
31st March 2025
Monday 12:55 am
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I spent most of yesterday and today reinstalling Windows 11 on my laptop SIX. FUCKING. TIMES!!!

The installation always seemed to go well at the beginning and the system was fine for a few hours, but then suddenly the screen would go black, and when I then tried to reboot, it always froze on the Lenovo splash screen. The built-in Windows boot repair tools were useless and were unable to fix it so it would boot normally again, so it meant I had to reinstall Windows from scratch again each time after the problem occurred.

With a bit of research, the culprit is apparently some fucked AMD Radeon display drivers that are a known issue and can cause Windows 11 to brick beyond repair if they are installed while Windows Update is running. AMD have said they're puzzled by the problem and promised as far back as 2023 to find a fix. But they still haven't, apparently. The problem is that Windows Update itself downloads and installs those Radeon drivers automatically in the backround from its own repositories. So naturally each time you reinstall Windows, it will at some point try to load and install those Radeon drivers, at which point you have to start all over again.

I have now somehow managed to keep Windows from downloading the drivers, but the disadvantage is that I can't connect my laptop to my external monitor via HDMI. It just won't detect it without those drivers.

Not a fun way to spend the weekend.
>> No. 469793 Anonymous
4th April 2025
Friday 12:52 pm
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I think I was diagnosed with OCD today. Looking online it seems to be the "Pure O" kind which I suppose is typical of me. Too lazy to even do physical compulsions.
>> No. 469807 Anonymous
5th April 2025
Saturday 6:28 pm
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Spent the afternoon trying to fix my coffee machine, but eventually gave up. It turned out that a few O-ring seals were leaking and corroded most of the internal circuitry.

I tried.
>> No. 469808 Anonymous
5th April 2025
Saturday 8:37 pm
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It's a bold assumption, but I reckon about half of the posters here make electronic music for their own amusement in their bedrooms/offices/studios.

As such, does anyone have any advice or flat out recommendations for a key wee keyboard to muck about with?
>> No. 469809 Anonymous
5th April 2025
Saturday 9:50 pm
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>>469808

I've got one like this, because it's compact and doesn't have a load of bells and whistles I don't need.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/M-Audio-Keystation-Ultra-Portable-Keyboard-Controller/dp/B07GBNNF23?th=1

Reality is you can get away entirely without one though, especially if you are just making electronic beep boop vibey music. I'll mainly use it just to noodle out ideas and drum patterns before manually drawing them in on the sequencer, I very rarely record a take of me playing something in that way.

I mainly make guitar nerd music though, my electronic stuff is all in the genre of Quake 1 soundtrack.
>> No. 469810 Anonymous
5th April 2025
Saturday 9:55 pm
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>>469808

I'm a big music and hi-fi fan, but I can say with confidence that I am completely devoid of any musical talent of my own.
>> No. 469813 Anonymous
5th April 2025
Saturday 10:36 pm
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>>469808

I think I have the same M-Audio one as the otherlad. In reality at that price point they're all pretty much the same, honestly. But I've had mine for at least a decade and it's survived plenty of abuse.
>> No. 469814 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 9:23 am
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>>469809

If you're willing to spend a little bit more on something nicer, I'd suggest the Komplete Kontrol M32. You get loads of extra knobs and buttons and plenty of software to get you started.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07N2VQ1NH

If you don't want to fuck about with software and you're willing to spend quite a lot more, I can highly recommend the Novation Circuit Tracks. It's what's called a "groovebox" - a stand-alone bit of hardware with a sequencer, a drum machine, a couple of synths and a load of effects. It's nowhere near as versatile or powerful as a computer-based setup, but it's also far easier to get started with - you can just plug in a pair of headphones and start making bleepy bloopy doof doof noises.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Novation-AMS-CIRCUIT-TRACKS-Circuit-Tracks/dp/B08NZ1W6NN
>> No. 469815 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 10:02 am
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Why do women like cosy games? If you're a woman where society expects you to housekeep and do chores, why play games where you housekeep and do chores but in a 2D pixel farm? It's the ultimate busman's holiday.

I've never seen a woman play something like Combat Mission: Final Blitzkrieg. That speaks volumes.
>> No. 469817 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 10:20 am
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>>469815
Why does it matter? Leave them to it.

Fuck me, lads. It's a glorious sunny weekend so go out and enjoy it. Yesterday most of the posts were some MRA shit about Russell Brand and now you're bringing up this shit today. It's completely unsurprising that the posters with longstanding issues about women are the sad acts cooped inside all weekend when it's like this.
>> No. 469818 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 11:02 am
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>>469817
I only asked because I family shared my Steam library with my wife last night. She watches very action packed, over the top anime, but in all the time I've known her play games she's gravitated to Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley, Harvest Moon, Pokemon, etc.

Most of the cosy game content creators online seem to be women so it is definitely a very woman coded section of games. Maybe it's just the female version of men playing vehicle and industry sims, or that game where you dig a hole.
>> No. 469820 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 11:33 am
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>>469817

Now now lad, I thought we agreed you are allowed to voice your opinion on imageboards. If you are entitled to gossip about how guilty of being a sex offender somebody you have never met is, then MRAlads are perfectly entitled to gossip about why women mysteriously appear to prefer conforming to gendered stereotypes despite all our noble and chivalrous attempts to emancipate them.

Maybe you should take you own advice and go enjoy some of that sunshine yourself and then it wouldn't bother you.

>>469818

My ex was heavily into a lot of DnD sword and sorcery type stuff, but she was one of the rainbow crowd so she came at it from the Xena Warrior Princes angle. But I also bought her a switch and she played hundreds of hours of Animal Crossing on it, almost exclusively. I think the male version is stuff like Power Washer Simulator, or that one where you just dig a hole as deep as you can.

I miss her. My lovely ample chested slightly autistic valkyrie she were.
>> No. 469821 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 12:38 pm
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>>469815
>Why do women like cosy games?
Talk out of my arse I might say that generally speaking 'women' have been encouraged toward asthetic and creative persuits to address boredom inherent in housewifedom, thus a part of the brain developed by related seretonin exposure is activated whenever they're creating asthetic images on a computer.
Same as spacial awareness in hunter males, or summink.

I'm middle aged berrypicker male, so I enjoy designing houses in The Sims, Dorf Fort and the like. Infact almost any game that allows for object placement I spend some time coming up with a scene or two. Finding the 'correct' combination of items, thematically, logically and asthetically can be a game in itself.

I can barely play action games these days, they're just not interesting. I watched that Asmongold for a while but I realised his crowd is only interested in action combat games, which I think have become oversaturated and boring.
>> No. 469822 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 12:46 pm
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>>469818
People watch opposite-gendered anime. Men love the comfy iyashikei slice-of-life anime; you'll never get a woman to watch Azumanga Daioh even though it's arguably the greatest anime series of all time. They don't want to watch schoolgirls learn valuable lessons about friendship; only teenage boys and adult men want to watch that. Women, in my experience, are more likely to watch Gurren Lagann than Lucky Star. It's something that's unique to anime, I think, as well. I'd love to watch an anime series about girls, but you can fuck off if you try to make me read a Sweet Valley High book or watch Hannah Montana. And similarly, women probably like Initial D much more than Top Gear.
>> No. 469823 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 1:07 pm
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>>469817
I'm cooped up indoors because I've had a cold, a real bastard, since Tuesday and today I've got a headache that feels like a gritter has done twenty laps round the back of my eyeballs. Oddly enough it's had the opposite effect on me, instead of finding myself more pissed off at everything, nothing seems to matter that much. When the cold started improving and I could get about a bit more it was then I started finding reasons to get wound up by things which have no effect on me. Rly makes u think
>> No. 469824 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 1:19 pm
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>>469822
I find it morbidly fascinating to learn who is into anime. Admittedly I find fully grown men who are into the schoolgirl thing weird and creepy and the sign of an untrustworthy man, but on public transport I've seen middle-aged English women going to the office watching anime, and piously dressed eskimo men reading Manga. Why and how do anime and manga fulfil some need in the way western media can't, I wonder?
>> No. 469825 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 2:28 pm
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>>469824
It's very calculatedly non-threatening, I think. Teenage girls don't know anything about teenage boys, so if you make a TV series all about teenage boys, you can watch it and learn about them. The girls in Azumanga Daioh all have their own distinct individual personalities, but none of them ever have boyfriends because that would threaten the boys who watched it. So any anime with boys in it is actually targeted towards girls, and vice versa.
>> No. 469826 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 2:35 pm
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>>469824

STRING 'EM UP.
>> No. 469827 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 4:28 pm
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>>469825
There's an anime that caught my eye on Crunchyroll about a fat fujoshi (female into gay porn anime) who loses weight and suddenly attracts the attention of guys. But the problem is she would rather the guys be fucking each other than her! What a problem!

I don't know if that is for women or men. Or anyone really.
>> No. 469828 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 5:01 pm
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I wish those conspiracy freaks were right. I'd give anything to be living in a pod, eating bug rations, right now. We've produced enough classic cinema to keep me entertained until I'm liquidated for "onanistic deviancy", it's fine.

>>469824
I'm not remotely into anime or manga myself, but it's a very broad umbrella term for anything drawn and produced in East Asia.

The stuff about schoolgirls is pure brainrot carpet-baggerry though, you'll never make me think otherwise on that. Oh, and Weird City isn't weird it's just unpleasant.

>>469827
It's obviously for fujos, right? AKA, the best of us.
>> No. 469829 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 6:38 pm
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My adventures as the world's worst DIYer continue. I bought a sledgehammer to knock down the top panels of my concrete fence I have yet to understand why a concrete fence is not the same as a wall, and bought an angle grinder to shorten the fence posts. All I want is a skip outside my house so I can throw shit away.

I smashed the panels yesterday, plugged my angle grinder into my extension cord about an hour ago, switched it on in my kitchen to make sure it would work, took it outside, and... my extension cord is several metres too short to reach the wall. Rock 'n' roll. I have spent my entire life fantasising about being a self-sufficient DIY expert who can use the house I finally own to develop a useful and attractive set of skills, and I'm really not impressed with how hopeless I am at every single thing I try to do.
>> No. 469830 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 7:21 pm
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>>469828

>The stuff about schoolgirls is pure brainrot carpet-baggerry though, you'll never make me think otherwise on that.

I tend to agree. There's a difference between a casual anime enjoyer and an actual weeb, though, I reckon.

Every now and then I try get recommendations or research what other good classic anime there is that I should make the effort to track down and watch, in the same spirit as making the effort to watch "classic" movies like Pulp Fiction or The Godfather what have you, even if it's just so you are in on the conversation when they come up. I strongly enjoyed the more adult cyberpunk stuff I have seen like Ghost in the Shell and Cyber City Oedo 808; but I always just end up getting pointed towards shite Saturday morning cartoons for 12-16 year olds, and that's not what I am after.

I want the stuff that's like an Asian Paul Verhoeven film.
>> No. 469831 Anonymous
6th April 2025
Sunday 11:39 pm
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>>469829

>I have spent my entire life fantasising about being a self-sufficient DIY expert who can use the house I finally own to develop a useful and attractive set of skills, and I'm really not impressed with how hopeless I am at every single thing I try to do.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Nobody is born with that skillset. It's something that needs years of honing. Don't give up on yourself because you may be shit at DIY at the moment. Keep at it, read and watch plenty of online tutorials, or ask friends or other people for help who can show you a few things. And with time, you will become better at those things.
>> No. 469832 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 12:12 am
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Actually lots of people with hope for the future eat cheese sandwiches in bed at midnight on a Sunday, so fuck you.
>> No. 469833 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 9:31 am
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>>469829

What you're describing is 100% the normal learning curve for almost everything in life.

The world will offer plenty of free and uninformed criticism, especially on the internet, but anyone who has done anything has encountered several thousand of the tiny irritations and problems you've mentioned.

I was putting some of these badboys in my wall recently, the idea being to bolt on a handrail that would take the weight of people leaning on it. What I thought would take me a few minutes took me hours. In order:

1) The amount of force required to get the screw portion in would strip the drive/slot beyond a certain point. Solution: roll a hex-shaped nut down to the end of the bolt thread and use a wrench to continue turning it.
2) It was impossible to drive the screws in far enough, even with that extra force, and not have too much bolt sticking out. Solution: cut off the end of the bolt with a hacksaw and file it down so nuts can still catch the thread.
3) I drove one of the screws in slightly too far/cut off too much, so there wasn't enough bolt on the end. I had an absolute meltdown about this. Solution: get two hex-shaped nuts, tighten them up to eachother, and turn the one further down the thread counter-clockwise until it pulled the screw out (it wouldn't be able to push past the tightened nut further up the thread).

The trick is to not do any of this in view of your partner, and then pretend that it was easy in retrospect. The rails are up, by the way, and they're fixed so firmly to the wall that I can do pullups off them.
>> No. 469834 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 9:42 am
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On the subject of DIY, how do I unblock my toilet?

I've tried sticking my hand down but whatever it is, I'm assuming mostly toilet roll but there will be one of my girlfriend's shits down there, is out of reach. My only other bright idea, throwing a jug of hot water as fast as I can down it, hasn't yielded results other than making the water browner.
>> No. 469835 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 10:04 am
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>>469834
There are various tools you can use, but you will need to buy one. I thought they were called toilet snakes, but search results suggest you either want a drain unblocking tool or a toilet auger.
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7th April 2025
Monday 10:14 am
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>>469835

This, but make sure it's long enough. Depending on the layout of your house, I'd get at least a 10-metre drain auger. Because you don't know where the blockage is located inside your pipes. Maybe it's localised in your toilet's siphon, maybe it's further down somewhere below the ground floor.

They're not expensive either way, so spending an extra few quid on a longer one will pay off, especially if you've got blockages in the future.
>> No. 469837 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 10:17 am
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>>469835>>469836
Are plungers a bad idea? I was considering a bog blaster like this:

https://amzn.eu/d/7tzWutc

Thanks, lads.
>> No. 469838 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 10:37 am
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>>469837

Again, they only work if your blockage is inside your toilet. A long drain auger, on the other hand, will get that kind of job done as well as being a tool you can come back to when you've got more serious blockages in your pipes.

Also, I'm sure the contraption in your link will make quite a mess if it works with pressure, so you could end up having to clean bits of shit off your bathroom walls.
>> No. 469839 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 10:52 am
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>>469838
That's a point, that probably would blast shit everywhere. I think I'll order this instead:

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>> No. 469840 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 11:17 am
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>>469839

That's more like it. Not much you can say against it.

I was going to tell you to pop down to Tesco first and get a £3 plunger, because if the blockage is really inside your toilet then that'd be enough. But boy, plungers have gone up. I know for a fact that I bought one a few years ago for three quid, but now Tesco want £7 for it according to their website. No doubt Big Plunger is making a killing.
>> No. 469841 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 11:35 am
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>>469833
>The trick is to not do any of this in view of your partner, and then pretend that it was easy in retrospect.
I feel uncomfortable doing this, anticipating their failure during the next week. Still, it's probably better than intentionally doing such a bad job that people stop asking you for help. That's turned out to feel worse, like they know I'm a failure as even a handy-man.

>>469834
>On the subject of DIY, how do I unblock my toilet? I'm assuming mostly toilet roll [and] my girlfriend's shit
I used to flush cooked food down the toilet (chopped vegitables up to an inch square) to save myself having to deal with rotting food waste, in the belief that it's only veg it'll break down easily. Most of the time it blocked the toilet, requiring to be left for 30 minutes to an hour to drain, after which I'd flush with a few heavy buckets of water to dislodge the matter. It's worked every time - I assume if you've only toilet paper and shit then a few additional flushes on an empty bowl will move it. If not it's only an hour before you can try again.
>> No. 469843 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 12:19 pm
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>>469841

It's not received wisdom, but you can flush your food waste, provided it's small bits. I don't see why I shouldn't be able to flush old mashed potato or rice. Most shit has a firmer consistency than a few clumps of mashed potato.

Probably wouldn't flush things like cucumber skins, or banana skins. Anything that could get tangled up in there.

And whatever you do, do not flush cleaning supplies and implements like sponges. When I was still living in a block of flats, one of my Chinese neighbours on the second floor deliberately flushed a scotchbrite sponge and a sponge cloth after a spot of cleaning, and the people in the flat straight down from her on the ground floor then had to call the property manager at 4am because their toilet was overflowing. They had to get an emergency plumber right there and then in the middle of the night, because it was only going to get worse with people in the flats above getting up for work a few hours later and using showers and toilets. The whole thing cost a cool 300 quid including emergency surcharges, which the Chinese woman was made to pay out of pocket. Not sure why you would admit to it, faced with having to pay 300 quid if you did, but oh well.
>> No. 469846 Anonymous
7th April 2025
Monday 3:20 pm
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>>469834
There is a quick and virtually free technique you should try first. You will need a black bin liner and a roll of toilet paper. Holding the toilet roll firmly, place it in the bin bag which becomes a 'sleeve' protecting your arm from any grossness. Simply plunge the pan.

A toilet roll is usually a good size to fit the available space, creating a watertight seal (necessary to create some piston action). You will feel the blockage go. Simply fold the bin bag inside out as you withdraw which will contain any unpleasantness.

Assuming there are no holes in the bin bag this is fuss free and the toilet roll goes back in the cupboard. I have never known this to fail.
>> No. 469887 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 3:03 pm
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You lads had a nice week? Oh, me? I brought the miniature giant sloth back from extinction, it's got a variable ten percent size difference compared to a modern tree sloth and otherwise looks exactly the same, but it's very important for my future grant money that you acknowledge this as a wholly seperate species.
>> No. 469888 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 3:14 pm
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This one is relatable, it reminds me a fair bit of my mum.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mf8VEURzdQ
>> No. 469889 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 4:30 pm
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>>469887
How do you pronounce sloth, if you are a sloth expert? The American way, like cough, or the English way that nobody actually uses now, like oath?
>> No. 469890 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 6:50 pm
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>>469889

Sadly, we're just so middle-aged that our interests are starting to overlap with those of the Tory tabloids and local Facebook groups. Has anyone moaned about dog fouling yet, or kids hanging around outside the Spar?
>> No. 469891 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 7:02 pm
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>>469889

>American way

Fuck off. It's just Northern. Like bath vs borth.
>> No. 469892 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 8:00 pm
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>>469887

They're cute. Well done, lad.
>> No. 469893 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 10:12 pm
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>>469887
Aren't they the creatures that feed poo to their own babies? Or is that koalas.
>> No. 469894 Anonymous
11th April 2025
Friday 11:04 pm
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>>469893
Koala babies eat the poo poo.
>> No. 469895 Anonymous
12th April 2025
Saturday 12:16 am
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We've inherited my gran's mink fur coat, I have no fucking clue what to do with it. It seems most places you can sell shit online won't let you sell it, because mink is now endangered, fair enough, though I don't think the particular mink(s) used to make this coat 50 years would be alive today anyway, but never mind. I doubt charity shops would take it either, which would be the preferred route.

I'm not really bothered about the money, though apparently it's in very good condition and is likely worth quite a bit. Regardless, I really don't want to chuck it out or shove it in the attic.
>> No. 469896 Anonymous
12th April 2025
Saturday 12:26 am
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>>469889
Sl-oth if it's the animal, sl-oh-th as in lazy. This makes no sense, but it's my honest answer.

>>469892
Unfortunately our neighbouring lab's "dire wolves" got loose and ate them all shortly after my post.

>>469895
Given that it was your nan's I doubt it will fit you, but if it does you've got to wear that shit. You might think me insane, but bravery and insanity are brothers, don't you know? Can you post a photo of it?
>> No. 469897 Anonymous
12th April 2025
Saturday 12:49 am
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>>469896

>you've got to wear that shit. You might think me insane

No, that's the first thing I tried. Unfortunately it's far too small, I can't get my arms in without feeling like I'm going to rip something.

As a large bald man with a big bushy beard, I suspect I'd look absolutely stunning in it.

I also found the pleasingly old fashioned receipt for it. I worked out the inflation, in todays money it would have cost about 3 grand. Shocking how much further money went back then, as my grandad at the time was a brand new fireman and my gran either wasn't working at all or was part time in marksies.

Apologies for the HDRness of the photo, I had to do something to compensate the awful lightbulbs in here making it look all wrong.
>> No. 469898 Anonymous
12th April 2025
Saturday 12:53 am
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>>469897

I don't know if this is a function of fur or just that it's been stored well, but considering this hasn't been worn since probably the 80s, it still smells like her Chanel no5. Unless I'm being haunted.
>> No. 469899 Anonymous
12th April 2025
Saturday 10:19 pm
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Have you ever actually looked at and considered the way a McDonalds interior is designed (not pictured)? At the one near me they have these partition frames with gaps here and there. Standing from the order machines, you see tables of customers, individually, framed within these gaps. Each a snapshot of a comfy, pleasurable visit to McDonalds.
I was a little high at the time but it goes to show the level of reason behind the purposeful design of these places. The interior designer must have made a shit load of money on that.
>> No. 469900 Anonymous
12th April 2025
Saturday 10:46 pm
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Today I've walked from Langsett Reservoir to Howdale Dam, like otherlad suggested. 99% of the walk was absolutely shite, but it was stunning around Margery Hill/Howden Moors.
>> No. 469901 Anonymous
13th April 2025
Sunday 4:48 pm
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>>469899

This is why I stopped smoking the ganja honestly. It got a bit overwhelming not being able to go anywhere or do anything without sensing the weight and significance of every day decisions and structures that you would ordinarily take completely for granted.

McDonalds in particular went on a heavy rebrand in the mid-00s when that Super Size Me film threatened to completely tank their business. It was no longer seen as kosher to be targeting kids and selling the most unhealthy crap ever made. So they pivoted away from the ball pits and all the Ronald McDonald happy meal character artwork, to make it more adult. More of a lifestyle space. It's more of a teenager/young adult coffee shop environment.

No doubt, they will have paid millions and millions to consultant firms and psychologists and feng shui nutters and whatever else to make sure it's the most harmonic environment to making people eat burgers.
>> No. 469902 Anonymous
13th April 2025
Sunday 4:50 pm
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>>469900

It's that thing where you have to go through a bit of tedium to earn the pay-off. The bit where you are going over the top of the moor and it's just miles and miles of nowt is a bit gruelling; but when you come out on the downward slope at the other side the views are incredible.
>> No. 469903 Anonymous
13th April 2025
Sunday 6:04 pm
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Bought a 3DS today. Got it for £60, a similar condition one would be £140 at CEX. The battery seems a bit fucked, but it is a 14 year old system so I'm happy replacing it. With a new battery and a proper replacement stylus, it totals out at £71. I'm not sure if the card reader is fucked. Of these games that came with it, four (including mystery grubby game without a label) can't be read.

It was my first time purchasing from Facebook marketplace, and while I wasn't comfortable with travelling to a distant part of town to buy something I couldn't test beforehand, it seems to have worked out okay.
>> No. 469904 Anonymous
13th April 2025
Sunday 6:18 pm
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>>469903

Just softmod it, dead easy to do. Then you can whack as many games as you want on the SD card and load it up with a ton of emulators and such too.

https://3ds.hacks.guide/get-started.html
>> No. 469905 Anonymous
13th April 2025
Sunday 6:28 pm
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>>469904
I have a lot of games tied to my NNID which I'm redownloading (very slowly), so I should be good for the next couple of months when I will likely homebrew it. I've got probably 1500+ hours worth of unfinished/unplayed JRPGs downloading.
>> No. 469906 Anonymous
13th April 2025
Sunday 10:12 pm
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I'm trying to learn use of a stylus for electronic drawing but it's so difficult to get a feel for. Where doodling can be pleasureable, especially when you see a well formed line pop out almost in 3 dimensions, sketching with this pad is pain and frustration. It's taking exertions of will to use and regular reminders that "I don't know the tool yet, just be patient". Couple difficulty using hardware with bare knowledge of software it makes for an awful experience. From Paint.net, MS Paint is okay to fall back it has it's own issues.

Take a look at this for example. It's meant to be like a house, hut or something. The green and yellow colour blending might look noteworthy but it's literally all the tools of MS Paint; oil brush and layers.
I guess that's sorta the point in producing passable electronic images. Just layer it up, use the tools available and produce something that looks alright on a screen.
It just can't feel it like you do with pencil on paper - I don't mean the physical sensation, though that's probably significant on its own, but I can't pour over a screen like I would on paper.
It really is a different medium, maybe a different art.
>> No. 469907 Anonymous
13th April 2025
Sunday 10:16 pm
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Being pathologically obsessed with the Animal Hospital theme tune.



I don't know if it's apparent to non-musicians, but that saxophonist is playing at absolute full tilt. Red in the face, straining with effort, nothing left in the tank. Did he not realise what he was playing for? Did the producer insist that he gave it full beans? Did he turn up at the wrong session? Did he know about Rolf's awful crimes before the rest of us? Did he feel overwhelmed by the thought of poorly animals, or absolutely hate vets?

It's just an utterly puzzling artistic decision. I've tried to contact the composer, but either he's dead or he's ignoring me. There aren't many mysteries left in the modern world, but this mystery may be one that I take to my grave.
>> No. 469908 Anonymous
13th April 2025
Sunday 10:32 pm
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>>469907

I would have guessed it's some early MIDI sample rather than a real player, so they had all the notes set at full velocity because automating it would have been more of a pain than it was worth back then. If it is a real saxophonist, then apart from blowing dead hard, they're playing it awfully rigidly and not putting even the slightest bit of swing on the notes. So they were probably just a bit crap at the instrument.

I always remember there being a version of the The Bill theme tune with a similarly full-tilt sax rendition of the main melody, but YouTube seems to indicate I was imagining it.
>> No. 469909 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 2:44 am
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>>469908
>I always remember there being a version of the The Bill theme tune with a similarly full-tilt sax rendition of the main melody, but YouTube seems to indicate I was imagining it.

Series 14, broadcast 1998. They ditched it after 3 years because it was shit


>> No. 469910 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 9:27 am
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>>469907
I can understand why they turned the comments off, but the most liked one on that video was a pretty funny Rolf Harris joke.
>> No. 469932 Anonymous
14th April 2025
Monday 7:31 pm
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>>469910
What was it?

>>469907
I certainly never noticed until you pointed it out, but now I think the straining screech adds enthusiasm and the theme tune would sound much less exciting if it was played more, erm, laconically? Less lungfully, anyway. Even though it's not part of the music per se, it just feels like an added element of sales pitch that increases my enjoyment, a bit like how Michael McIntyre runs and jumps around being only averagely funny and it makes everyone like him a lot more. So my guess is that the song director (??) had the same idea and insisted he play like he was trying to inflate a hot water bottle, even though presumably that wasn't actually necessary.
>> No. 470066 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 7:37 am
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Might try my hand at a bit of baking. I've fancied a New York style baked cheesecake with blueberries for ages. Nobody sells one that's really as nice as I want, and years ago my girlfriend at the time made one that was bloody delicious, but she got really upset it didn't set properly. I didn't give a single fuck and ate it all anyway. I don't have a girlfriend to do that for me now so I will have to do it myself.

Then again I am going to call at the M&S Food for some fancy snacks on my way back from Aldi with the real shopping. They do coconut ice cream. I normally get chocolate and coconut icecream from that stand near the Magpie Cafe when I go to Whitby. I normally go to Whitby this time of year if I have a girlfriend to go with. But I will just enjoy it on my balcony in the sun, if the sun comes out. If they have a fancy looking blueberry cheesecake there I will just buy that instead and sack off the baking. I'd have to get a tin and everything anyway.

Also decided I'll get a new keyboard. Not an expensive one mind. Just getting annoyed with my current one because the paint it flaking off a lot of the keys, and my fancy mechanical one is just getting worse and worse for dropping keystrokes. A shame because I really love the look and feel of it but it's been nothing but a let down.
>> No. 470069 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 10:19 am
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I have a couple of ebay packages to drop off at the post office. I hope the very pretty goth lass is working as she usually is, as I'm wearing my very cool M65 jacket with strategically selected vintage styled photography pins on it. She has to know how interesting and cool I am by now. She must do.
>> No. 470070 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 10:54 am
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>>470069
You're doing fine, but she'd fancy you more if you had a mil-surp jacket that interrupted detection by infrared light.
>> No. 470071 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 12:23 pm
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It's about 20 years since I left school and all of the ugly girls I still know of are still ugly. Maybe I've consumed too much media, but I'd have thought at least one of them would have had a glow up into a beautiful swan.
>> No. 470072 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 12:41 pm
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>>470070

That would just be cheating.

Although I was sort of joking in my previous post, it did in fact work. Apparently my stereotyping radar is as fine tuned as ever, she recognized my JCII badge immediately, and after some wanky photographer chat she asked for my instagram so she could see some of my photos.

It's possible I've accidentally just made a friend, but maybe I've still got it.
>> No. 470073 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 12:44 pm
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>>470071

I've noticed for me the lasses I fancied at school I wouldn't bother with now, and the ones I overlooked I find much more attractive. Possibly my tastes have changed, or possibly it's because when you grow up knowing you're fit you never develop a personality.
>> No. 470074 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 3:52 pm
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>>470073
Of the four lasses I had major crushes on at school, three of them would still get it. The other has always been underweight and she has aged terribly.
>> No. 470075 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 4:43 pm
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Well I went and got my new keyboard from Argos because I couldn't be fucked waiting for Amazon tomorrow. It's alright, yknow, it's a keyboard, Logitech G213. None of that mechanical shite, the one I paid £80 for about 8 years ago is still on sale, but it costs £150 now. I have only been buying cheap ones for the last couple of years because then I am at least less annoyed when they do start to break.

I will keep the old one around because I never seem to give up hope that one day I will plug it in and it will work properly. But I know it is a fool's hope. I just can't bear to throw something so weighty and solid and expensive feeling away, you know?

M&S Food was a let down anyway. Won't bother again unless I want the ice cream. I might have to bake that cheesecake myself after all. But that will have to wait until next weekend or possibly the one after that, now. I can't be bothered going back out again, but I forgot to buy rice to have with my salmon too. So I am going to have to go back out Monday probably or else I will just end up not making the salmon and that'll be a waste of several quid won't it.

It's been a bit of a mixed bag of a day I suppose. I am now going to play through the first Call of Duty and United Offensive, because I watched Band of Brothers last week and I remembered how much those games drew from it.
>> No. 470076 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 4:49 pm
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>>470075
Buy the £150 mechanical keyboard, put your old keyboard in the box, claim a refund. Winner winner, chicken dinner.
>> No. 470077 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 4:58 pm
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I really need to recruit a teetotaller with a driving licence to my circle of m8s. Going on fun day trips is cheaper if we split the cost of a rented car but none of us wants to be the designated driver.
>> No. 470078 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 6:02 pm
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>>470076

One of these days I just might, actually.

But it'd still be shit and break I bet.
>> No. 470079 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 6:04 pm
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>>470077

I am a teetotaller with a driving license. I am very cagey about both facts, because I'm not a bloody taxi driver.
>> No. 470080 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 7:01 pm
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>>470076
Ah, the old "infinite free returns policy" trick.
>> No. 470082 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 8:17 pm
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I'm trying to buy a chainsaw on eBay but they don't believe you're an adult unless you have a credit card. I don't. I don't really want to sign a contract for something I can't get out of and will need paperwork which I assume is what credit cards are about. Any suggestions?
>> No. 470083 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 8:19 pm
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I had to eject this individual from the premises on the grounds of being too fucking big, but when I think about it this is just average spider size these days. I never see little ones any more. When did they patch these fuckers in?

Anyway I imagine this is like that meme with Moe chucking out Barney but then he's already back inside by the next panel.
>> No. 470086 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 9:16 pm
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>>470083
That thing is certain to return with reinforcements. Thoughts and prayers might not be enough for you.
>> No. 470087 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 9:29 pm
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>>470083
Looks like a wolf spider. So yeah, bigger than a house spider and bulkier, if not actually larger, than a giant house spider. An error not to kill it, but an understandable one.
>> No. 470089 Anonymous
19th April 2025
Saturday 9:46 pm
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>>470072
Let us know what sex is like.

>>470082
>I don't really want to sign a contract for something I can't get out of

You just pop into the bank with some ID and say "Yes, hello, I'd like to cancel my account please". Make sure to observe the women inside the branch first so you can wear the right outfit.

>>470083
Do we need to have this conversation again? That's a house spider and you've probably got loads in your house. You only saw him because he's out looking for a bird.

Funnily enough I kidnapped a tiny jumping spider on my balcony today and put him on a tradescantia nanouk to deal with fungus gnats as I've just done repotting. He'll do the job and enjoy being a bachelor with me or I'll put the cinnamon down.
>> No. 470093 Anonymous
20th April 2025
Sunday 11:41 am
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>>470089

I am aware there's probably loads, and I am in a top floor flat with a loft space I have never bothered to look in, which probably houses a Shelob like monster spider. But I am not really bothererd about them as long as they keep out of my way.

This one broke the truce by scurrying up my bedroom wall right as I was about to go to sleep, so I had to temporarily imprison him under a mug overnight. I have enough compassion that I didn't want to throw him out at night in the cold, it's more of a "don't let me catch you again" kind of thing.
>> No. 470095 Anonymous
20th April 2025
Sunday 12:40 pm
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There is no truce. There is only war.
>> No. 470096 Anonymous
20th April 2025
Sunday 2:34 pm
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I'll be honest, I thought more of my day would be taken up by doing the washing up and getting a stock going.
>> No. 470097 Anonymous
20th April 2025
Sunday 3:16 pm
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Help me pick a beard trimmer, please:

https://amzn.eu/d/1m9RcvW

https://amzn.eu/d/cBc7qfQ

https://amzn.eu/d/dDO55dP

https://amzn.eu/d/iVEnbSl
>> No. 470098 Anonymous
20th April 2025
Sunday 4:43 pm
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I got a letter from the government the other day. I opened and read it, it said they were suckers. They wanted me for their army or whatever, picture me giving a damn, I said never. Here is a land that never gave a damn about a brother like me and myself because they never did. I wasn't with it, but just that very minute it occurred to me the suckers had authority.
>> No. 470099 Anonymous
20th April 2025
Sunday 7:03 pm
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Visiting the parents

Went to a free house that's been run by the same people since the 70, 8 cask beers on, all lush. Pure soul.

(Mass deportations now!)

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 470105 Anonymous
20th April 2025
Sunday 8:06 pm
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>>470098
Controversial opinion: I think the Tricky version is better than the original Public Enemy one. But it remains my favourite song title of all time.

I have a big pile of bills that all arrived while I was waiting for my new card from my bank, so I haven't paid them. I have now received both emails and text messages from e.on telling me to pay. It's fucking Easter Sunday and they must know that I pay them at the Post Office. Why are they such utter simpletons?
>> No. 470106 Anonymous
20th April 2025
Sunday 8:24 pm
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In other news, this year marks 80 years since the end of WW2, and today is the birthday of the man who killed Hitler.
>> No. 470107 Anonymous
20th April 2025
Sunday 8:52 pm
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We really don't want to help this guy pick a beard trimmer, do we? I have never seen such desperate attempts to change the subject.

>>470097
Don't buy from Amazon; they're big enough already. Support your local independent male grooming stockists. Or, you know, Boots or B&M or somewhere.
>> No. 470108 Anonymous
20th April 2025
Sunday 9:12 pm
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I decided to make large Yorkshire puddings for tea, ones almost as big as my plate. They roughly required five times as much batter as a regular Yorkshire pudding. Filled it with mash, sausages and veg. I'm still stuffed now.
>> No. 470109 Anonymous
20th April 2025
Sunday 9:17 pm
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Spent the weekend in Cambridgeshire. It's a bit different to Hull.
>> No. 470110 Anonymous
20th April 2025
Sunday 10:15 pm
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>>470109

Many years ago as a younglad, I went to Cambridge for the festival. Aside from a few trips to London, I'd never really been that far south. Walking around town, I saw a music shop with a fucking harpsichord in the window. I got chatting to a student; when he heard my accent (and asked where it was from) he started making jokes about whippets and Hovis. It was a profoundly radicalising moment. He obviously pitied me for being a northerner; looking around, I couldn't really blame him. I'd grown up with the vague knowledge that southerners were supposed to be cunts, but I never really understood why until then.

People moan about feeling like a foreigner in their own country because of immigrants, but I felt more like a foreigner in Cambridge than I ever did in Bradford or Birmingham. I grew up around working-class immigrants and felt that I broadly understood their lives, even If I didn't know all that much about their culture. If they were foreign to me, then the people I met in Cambridge were aliens.
>> No. 470111 Anonymous
20th April 2025
Sunday 11:09 pm
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I find that nothing quite clears me out like a cup of tea after dinner.

>>470097
You've not given a lot of information to work with. If it's just to tidy up after sing a safety razor then get yourself a cheap one off Aliexpress for a couple quid.

>>470107
I'd post more but I get self-conscious when it starts looking like I'm the only one posting here.
>> No. 470112 Anonymous
20th April 2025
Sunday 11:32 pm
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>>470111
>I get self-conscious when it starts looking like I'm the only one posting here.
I love it. If anything, I post even more when it's just me here. I even have a couple of ideas for emergency conversation-starters if ever there is a weekend where nobody posts but me. I promise they aren't about devious conniving women or class war.
>> No. 470113 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 2:39 am
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What are honeymoons like?

From the outside it seems like some people go to exotic places whereas others might just stay in a countryside cottage. I guess it's just about going on a holiday together before kids ruin it? Is it true that new wives will do some truly horrific things for which men shudder in fear and that shouldn't be mentioned on this website?
>> No. 470114 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 4:08 am
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>>470113

It used to mean something in the days before premarital sex, but now it's just a holiday. Modern weddings are such a logistical ordeal that most newlyweds are too knackered to do owt mucky.
>> No. 470119 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 11:59 am
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Mine was quite nice. We stayed in a hotel on the coast, did the prerequisite shagging and then spent the day walking around in the sun, eating ice cream and enjoying each others company and talking about what comes next.
>Is it true that new wives will do some truly horrific things for which men shudder in fear and that shouldn't be mentioned on this website?
I'm not entirely sure what you mean lad. If you mean kinky stuff then your mileage may vary. I think the kinkiest thing my wife did was snatch my condom off of me and chucked it at the TV whilst giving me a devilish grin that proclaimed "You're going to make me look like someone blew the cream out of chocolate eclaire or die trying."
>> No. 470124 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 2:29 pm
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>>470119

A good friend got married right in the middle of the pandemic. Naturally their wedding was planned well in advance without any inkling that there would be a pandemic the following year, but it meant that their lavish honeymoon in the Seychelles was cancelled. They ended up spending a week in a friend's cottage on the Yorkshire coast. Which was a bit underwhelming.
>> No. 470127 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 4:23 pm
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>>470119
Using a condom with a fiancé is crazy.
>> No. 470129 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 4:37 pm
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>>470127

I suppose there are those women who go mental and depressed with the various hormones of birth control, or like my ex, just obstinately refuse the coil because they heard one bad story consequently believe it's a medieval torture device of some sort.
>> No. 470137 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 8:39 pm
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>>470127
At the time we had no flat (both still living at home), shit jobs, no car between us, and no plan for if I accidentally painted her insides white. The wedding night/morning was an exception. The Plan B did some crazy shit to her cycle that took a couple months to shake.

Neither of us wanted to hop on bennies and raise a kid in a piss-ridden council flat. At very least we wanted to own our own place and raise a kid in a home they might one day inherit. Neither of us came from money so we started from 0. I was raised on a particularly bad council estate where stepping over pissed up and passed out druggies and used needles in the stairwells on my way to school was quite normal. I wanted better for mine. Proud to say we've done it.
>> No. 470140 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 8:57 pm
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>>470129

I had an ex who claimed that both her grandmother and mother were on the pill and got pregnant anyway, so she assumed she would also be immune. After meeting her family I have to assume they were just using it wrong, like putting the tablet under their pillow before they shagged or something. I suppose it's possible you can be immune and it's a genetic trait but I never bothered to look into it, I think because deep down I knew we weren't going to be together very long.

Anyway condom sex isn't the best but a high tech ultra thin Johnny isn't that far off. And regardless I suspect my swimmers aren't particularly strong, going by the large number of times I probably should have knocked a lass up and didn't.
>> No. 470141 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 8:59 pm
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>>470140

I forgot to add the most important part, which is whenever I shag with a condom I just pretend I'm hammering away on a reasonably priced prostitute. It brings a certain fantasy logic that enhances the experience.
>> No. 470149 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 10:20 pm
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When you have kids people don't tell you that you might spend an entire weekend listening to this on repeat.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41O_MydqxTU
>> No. 470151 Anonymous
21st April 2025
Monday 10:45 pm
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>>470140
>but a high tech ultra thin Johnny isn't that far off

Which are these? What usually happens with me is I'll end up using a condom for the first few times but won't be able to get off and eventually one will break in the middle things and we'll just agree a 'finish on me' agreement.

Actually that bring up something: Foreskin lads, do you ever find that lasses will pull your foreskin back when they want to wank you off? I think I understand why because of porn but I've never found it pleasant. With lube it can work but otherwise it's a bit too sensitive for my bellend to get a rough rub down. I don't know whether that makes me weird but there's a lot of coaching I think women need.
>> No. 470154 Anonymous
22nd April 2025
Tuesday 8:39 am
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>>470151
There's yankers for sure. There's also hand spitters. I've experienced both and it wasn't to my liking. I'm not really one for hand jobs tbqh. Never saw the appeal. There's a perfectly good fanny a few feet away from her hands that's perfect for the job, why settle for a posh wank?
>> No. 470155 Anonymous
22nd April 2025
Tuesday 6:25 pm
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>>470149
Hey, man, they're only 23 once.
>> No. 470156 Anonymous
23rd April 2025
Wednesday 10:37 am
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>>470149

I've been in a rather bad mood the last few days, but having to listen to anything like this would have no doubt sent me over the edge.
>> No. 470193 Anonymous
25th April 2025
Friday 6:34 pm
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-weather-heatwave-horror-britain-35094652
>> No. 470212 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 3:49 pm
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I really dislike the word soffits.
>> No. 470214 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 6:27 pm
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>>470193

Calling 22 °C a heatwave is as British as calling three centimetres of snow a natural disaster.
>> No. 470215 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 6:53 pm
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Do you reckon it will be cheaper and lead to healthier choices if I did my shopping online for delivery? I don't expect the prices will beat what I get at Lidl and it will involve a delivery cost/annoyance but I'm wondering if it would avoid the strong temptation to pick up treats without remaining objective on my budget.

I've also noticed a few clothes months in my flat this week so I'm going slightly mental cleaning and putting mouth killing traps down as well as clearing out my wardrobe and killing every fucker I see. Needless to say that my weekend plans are ruined.
>> No. 470216 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 7:13 pm
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>>470215
Sign up for Ocado. They're currently doing 25% off your first order (maximum discount of £20) plus three months of free deliveries. They'll usually email you further discount codes for a while.

I try and do a weekly Ocado shop, plus a quick whizz around Aldi during one of my lunch breaks to top up on a few things/cover the items which Ocado aren't competitive on.
>> No. 470217 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 7:58 pm
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I think my mate was in Istanbul during the earthquake there earlier this week. I never texted him to ask if he was alright because he messaged me the same morning on Steam to make a joke about the Oblivion remaster, and therefore I assumed he wasn't on holiday.
>> No. 470218 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 8:11 pm
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>>470217
Send him a Quake meme.
>> No. 470219 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 9:33 pm
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>>470218
Bugger, that would have been ace. I literally mentioned it the last time we spoke (maybe the last time we spoke) as well. Although honestly I'm not sure he'd recognise it at a glance, even with it's sick logo. Not really his jam.
>> No. 470225 Anonymous
26th April 2025
Saturday 11:50 pm
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>>470216

They also have by far the most handsome and charming drivers, so I hear.
>> No. 470230 Anonymous
27th April 2025
Sunday 9:46 am
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Is this a good deal or not?

https://box.co.uk/gy40t26484-lenovo-legion-k500-rgb-mechanical-wired
>> No. 470231 Anonymous
27th April 2025
Sunday 10:59 am
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Got some Milky Way Crispy Rolls fromt' shop this morning. Not sure if they taste different, or if I just don't remember how they tasted, but it is a bit of a let down. These things used to be like crack.
>> No. 470232 Anonymous
27th April 2025
Sunday 1:00 pm
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>>470230
It's on sale for £55 on Lenovo's site, so it's a big price reduction at the very least. £30 seems good for a mechanical keyboard from a reputable brand. Many brands of similar standing would charge more than that for a membrane one.
>> No. 470233 Anonymous
27th April 2025
Sunday 2:17 pm
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Having some slightly dodgy chocolate ice cream that has been in the back of my freezer since new years eve 2023. On the packaging it says that it went off March 2025, so I guess another three and a half weeks won't matter. It's been in the freezer since the day I bought it.
>> No. 470237 Anonymous
27th April 2025
Sunday 6:52 pm
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I am ill, and I am drinking Lemsip during the day. This feels wrong, somehow.
>> No. 470239 Anonymous
27th April 2025
Sunday 8:56 pm
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This weekend I found out that I live along the route for the London Marathon and it's changed my impression of the whole event. I would advise against living along the London Marathon route unless you like being trapped in your home and then coming out hours later to find a carpet of rubbish outside your door and people still strutting around wearing their medals.

Sage because I feel like one of those Karen's I hear so much about. But still, I hope everyone who ran feels extra special today.
>> No. 470314 Anonymous
3rd May 2025
Saturday 7:05 am
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Fancy buying Graham Norton's house?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/161163167#/?channel=RES_BUY
>> No. 470316 Anonymous
3rd May 2025
Saturday 1:42 pm
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Do you reckon Sanjit on the British Gas web chat got the reference when I said "blessings of Akatosh upon you", or do you reckon he just thought I was blessing him in some oscure bongo bongo religion?

Moreover, do you think it matters? If I bless you in my made up fantasy religion that still has the same warm sentiments of a religious person blessing you in their genuine schizophrenic delusion, right?
>> No. 470317 Anonymous
3rd May 2025
Saturday 2:21 pm
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>>470316
Probably thought you were being a bit racist.
>> No. 470318 Anonymous
3rd May 2025
Saturday 2:55 pm
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>>470314
Call me a homophobe, but I bet Graham Norton's house is the kind of dirty that cleaning won't fix.
>> No. 470320 Anonymous
3rd May 2025
Saturday 3:29 pm
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>>470314
Is he accepting offers? Is he accepting offers of £800? Whatever, it's like forty-five minutes away via the Tube from anyone I even know down there.

>>470318
That is strangely homophobic, and a little hypocritical coming from someone on .gs, which broadly has the sexual standards of a Georgian sailor on shore leave. In the Far East.
>> No. 470321 Anonymous
3rd May 2025
Saturday 3:29 pm
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>>470318
He strikes me as the kind of fabulous that needs no cleaning, if you catch my drift
>> No. 470322 Anonymous
3rd May 2025
Saturday 4:20 pm
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>>470321
Haven't the foggiest.
>> No. 470323 Anonymous
3rd May 2025
Saturday 4:57 pm
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Getting naked in the garden.
>> No. 470324 Anonymous
3rd May 2025
Saturday 5:52 pm
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>>470323
Can't see owt on the webcam.
>> No. 470325 Anonymous
3rd May 2025
Saturday 8:15 pm
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Got a chinese and watching The Simpsons.

I am enjoying myself, but I feel a bit melancholic. This would have been a perfect Saturday night when I was a younger lad. Why does it feel like such a resigned one now. Why have my standards shifted? Why have I come so adrift from the simple pleasures that used to seem so obvious to me?

Part of it is the nostalgia, and that paradoxical cultural meme-familiarity with the Simpsons we all seem to universally share, despite the fact we all agree it's been shit for most of our adult lives, that makes it feel a bit weird to just watch the show itself in its original form and context.

Guess I just need a missus.
>> No. 470326 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 12:52 am
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I have always resisted those "Indian scammer gets hacked back!!!" videos on YouTube, for various reasons, but I have just looked a couple of them up. A few observations:

-There are bloody hundreds of them.
-They're all much tamer than I was hoping; I wanted to see livelihoods destroyed and call centre sprinkler systems activated.
-There's not enough explaining how these things are done, if I wanted to try it myself one day.
-Surely, surely, it's okay to not censor out the swearing in these videos?

The main reason I've never looked them up before is because I just don't like YouTubers. That remains largely unchanged, unfortunately.
>> No. 470327 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 12:54 am
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>>470320
It's a really nice area to be fair. Peaceful and has decent architecture but also it's a lot easier to get around London than it looks.

I shan't be buying it though because the layout is awful and it looks like an uncomfortable place to wakeup with half the bedrooms lacking a bathroom and an awful top-floor attic masquerading as master bathroom that doesn't even connect to his bedroom. Well, that and I can't afford it.

>>470325
I hope you're not watching the new Simpsons, if so I think we'll forgive you for feeling a little sad.

My best guess is that you've got yourself a little human fishbowl set-up where you have all the food you need but you're lacking anything of real interest inside your bowl like a plastic castle to explore, so now you feel worse than when you were a fish in that pet store with slow children banging on the glass all day.
>> No. 470328 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 8:44 pm
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I've just done some tests as apart of an application for an apprenticeship in engineering. One of the modules was labelled as mechanical reasoning, and some of it was base level stuff like which way will gear B turn if you turn gear A, but a lot of it required existing knowledge of mechanical advantage in pulley systems and so on.

There was no time limit so I just googled around and learned it, and maybe that's the point, but if so then maybe just explain what you need to know before you start the test. I'm not sure how they expect someone fresh out of school or with no prior engineering experience to know that sort of thing, considering that's exactly who an apprenticeship is aimed at. If you wanted experience or education in engineering principles already then why not just include that in the prerequisites instead of hoping those are the people you find?

I also think the maths module was pointlessly focused on algebra, for aerospace engineering you will use absolutely zero maths at any point. A far better test would have been of you could have intuitively identified certain elements in a (simplified) technical diagram.
>> No. 470329 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 9:48 pm
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>> No. 470330 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 10:03 pm
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>>470328

I remember a lot of GCSE physics being focused on stuff like that. But I think for apprenticeships they're not necessarily screening you for if you know it, other than the obvious no-hopers, but more seeing who has the right kind of problem solving aptitude to learn it easily.
>> No. 470331 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 10:37 pm
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>>470328

>for aerospace engineering you will use absolutely zero maths at any point

Are you sure? Even being a carpet fitter requires basic maths. Sparkies do algebra all the time. I'm not an aerospace engineer, but I can't imagine that it involves zero maths, even if you spend most of your day banging in rivets or whatever.
>> No. 470333 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 11:24 pm
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>>470331

Perhaps never was too strong, but it would be very rare. When you're running wire in a plane it's not like you need to work out which guage wire, how long, or if the terminal you're wiring it to can take the amps because there is exactly one correct answer, and it's whatever the spec sheet tells you it is.

I suppose being able to calculate a flow rate or work out the load on a wire quickly in your head makes you more efficient at troubleshooting, but ultimately when it comes down to actually applying a fix you'd be verifying everything to the book using calibrated equipment.

I'm obviously not an engineer yet so perhaps I'm missing something, but I work with them day to day so I have a pretty good sense of their procedures.

Anyway, I have a feeling I didn't do that well on the tests anyway so it's probably moot.
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4th May 2025
Sunday 11:35 pm
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What do you call those sort of people who, come summer crawl out of a hole somewhere, lay around drinking or sleeping in the sun, then spend the winter in a homeless shelter?
Skrats? A mate told me 'Dossers'.

I think I might like to try that lifestyle, without the alcohol.


>>470329
Maxibon were great, haven't seen them for years. Where'd you find those?
>> No. 470336 Anonymous
4th May 2025
Sunday 11:46 pm
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>>470335

The bureaucratic term is "member of the street drinking community", but I prefer "al fresco refreshment enthusiast".
>> No. 470338 Anonymous
5th May 2025
Monday 12:31 am
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>>470335
They're IAAs - itinerant alcohol aficionados.
>> No. 470339 Anonymous
5th May 2025
Monday 2:17 am
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>>470338
>> No. 470340 Anonymous
5th May 2025
Monday 8:11 am
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>>470335
Maxibon have been discontinued in this country, as far as I'm aware. Aldi sell Chocobons; they're not on the same level as a Maxibon but the soft biscuit half is still great.
>> No. 470341 Anonymous
5th May 2025
Monday 9:04 am
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>>470326

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV9U_aoHI_g

I like Jim Browning's the best. He comes across as quite professional when confronting them, and in this vid his work leads to thousands of arrests at a UAE scam factory. I don't tend to like the ones where the YouTuber has a voice filter on pretending to be an old lady and they just fuck with the scammers for the sake of it by redeeming $10000 of Google Play Store gift cards in front of the scammer.

When I think about it, maybe it's bad for me to enjoy seeing 2000+ illegal immigrants getting deported for being wrapped up in a scamming operation. A lack of humanity.
>> No. 470342 Anonymous
5th May 2025
Monday 3:45 pm
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>>470341
>When I think about it, maybe it's bad for me to enjoy seeing 2000+ illegal immigrants getting deported for being wrapped up in a scamming operation. A lack of humanity.
What do you mean by this? Presume I'm a foreigner with only a basic grasp of the English language.
>> No. 470344 Anonymous
5th May 2025
Monday 4:26 pm
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>>470341
>When I think about it, maybe it's bad for me to enjoy seeing 2000+ illegal immigrants getting deported for being wrapped up in a scamming operation. A lack of humanity.

If it makes you feel any better, the people who get caught up in these things are usually slaves. The surprising thing is the location but I guess it's easier to con people in the third world to go to the Gulf than it is to get them to go to Myanmar.
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5th May 2025
Monday 10:11 pm
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>I always get the ‘heatwave horn’ – there’s no telling what I might do

https://The Metro is owned by the Daily Mail./2025/05/02/always-get-heatwave-horn-no-telling-might-23014682/

The dream?
>> No. 470348 Anonymous
5th May 2025
Monday 10:52 pm
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>>470347
>there’s no telling what I might do

Lots of wanking. And in her case inventing scenarios in her head.

>The Metro is owned by the Daily Mail

Aren't you bored of this by now?
>> No. 470351 Anonymous
6th May 2025
Tuesday 11:34 am
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>>470342
Maybe I worded it poorly. Looking back maybe it seemed like I was referring to the immigrants as lacking humanity.

As >>470344 says, many of the people working these scams are doing it out of coercion or out of having no other choice. Though they are scamming people, they are victims themselves, living off slave wages in shit conditions.

As a privileged first worlder, 2000 scammers getting an incredibly harsh punishment is enjoyable to me. But then I feel lacking in humanity because I remember that most of these people were scamming out of sheer desperation.

These desperate people don't deserve my hate, and yet, I find it hard not to hate them.
>> No. 470391 Anonymous
10th May 2025
Saturday 1:03 pm
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New recession indicator: You get a call from a random mobile number where an automated voice asks you to add them on Whatsapp for 'jobs'.
>> No. 470392 Anonymous
10th May 2025
Saturday 1:39 pm
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>>470391
Conversely the shitty chilled coffee I buy from Asda is back down to 88p from £1.
>> No. 470393 Anonymous
10th May 2025
Saturday 2:44 pm
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Sainsburies skimmed milk has a strange plasticy taste to it, most often found in single pints.
>> No. 470394 Anonymous
10th May 2025
Saturday 3:31 pm
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>>470392
Speaking of bad supermarket prices - the cost of a can or bottle of pop these days is close to the price for a meal deal or even a 1L bottle. On a warm night recently I wanted a chilled drink but found when I went into a Tesco express that it was around 50p difference for just getting a sandwich and a snack with it while the big bottles weren't kept chilled.

This doesn't make sense to me because surely the sugar water is the cheapest product to sell on the deal. It's just encouraging waste or for people to eat extra calories.
>> No. 470395 Anonymous
10th May 2025
Saturday 5:34 pm
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>>470394
>the cost of a can or bottle of pop these days
You can get cheaper cans but they're imports. Rubicon is quite nice, ~75p a can.
I tried Kia (I think?) blackcurrant which was horrible. Tasted like cheap bubblegum.
>> No. 470396 Anonymous
10th May 2025
Saturday 6:19 pm
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>>470395
Huh, apparently Rubicon is made in the UK.
>> No. 470398 Anonymous
11th May 2025
Sunday 11:54 am
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>>470395
Was it KA Black Grape? Because that tastes like synthetic purple grape flavour which tastes like cheap bubblegum. It's bad but I still get it from time to time to pretend I'm drinking lean.
>> No. 470399 Anonymous
11th May 2025
Sunday 1:09 pm
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I resumed the retiling of the upstairs balcony yesterday. The rot underneath the old tiles is turning out to be worse than expected, so I'm pretty much going to have to lift up almost all the remaining tiles, clear out the partially disintegrated screed from under them, fill the gaps with coarse mortar and reset the tiles. I've calculated that I've got about 180 tiles to go.

I've had a cursory offer by a builder who does these things, and he suggested repouring the entire screed and laying new tiles, but he said that a job like that would cost me £5K-£8K. Probably more £8K, as it's sloped screed with incremental slope towards the front. Doing it myself and using the old tiles, which are really still in good condition, will cost me barely £500, the bulk of the cost being the mortar. The builder warned me against using mortar, saying that "it'll last ten years at best". But that's fine with me; maybe in ten years I'll feel like having it redone that way.
>> No. 470401 Anonymous
11th May 2025
Sunday 11:02 pm
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There was a massive spider in my living room just now and I don't think I killed it so it's going to come back and go on me. This is totally out of season. Fucking hell. I'm never safe. And, as I always think when a spider makes me shit myself, why hasn't it been eating the hundreds of flies I've got?
>> No. 470446 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 9:50 am
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I'm not ready to eat my camembert yet, the best before date was the 13th, but it proper pongs every time I open the fridge.
>> No. 470447 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 12:09 pm
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This weekend I've been on-and-off setting up Silly Tavern to work with Gemini. Not for pornographic reasons but because I find that providing a lot of additional personality improves the ability of LLMs to perform tasks in given areas and simply remember what has been said so it runs coherently. Unfortunately connecting the API correctly isn't a simple tasks at all. Which is concerning in a way, I don't use an LLM for therapy but being able to easily load up a therapybot with a long memory, various case notes and a structured character based on the users preferences should be a no-brainer necessitated by providers refusing to support this use case.

I've also been eating a lot of fish and rice (and vegetables and soy, I'm not an animal) for my dinner lately and it's surprising how low calorie and generally healthy this is compared to chicken, pasta, noodles etc. Part of it must just be the joy of a good meal but I feel better and have more energy having eaten some salmon or basa for tea and the rice soaks up the flavour well.

>>470446
This is going to sound like sacrilege but would you pay to not have rotten camembert hanging over your head and stinking out all your food?

Go plop it near an ant nest outside. I'm sure they'll be very confused by the whole affair.
>> No. 470448 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 12:12 pm
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>>470447
It won't rot, it'll just be extra ripe.
>> No. 470449 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 12:45 pm
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How do mothers with small tits work. Do the tits go back to their normal size after breastfeeding or do some women just never see their breasts grow when someone puts a baby in them?

I thought this would be the best place to ask.
>> No. 470450 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 1:10 pm
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>>47039
> It's bad but I still get it from time to time to pretend I'm drinking lean.

Grape Drank[sic] is "lean". Get ye to /a/ or erowid or other sources to look up DXM.
>> No. 470451 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 1:53 pm
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I know this is judgemental, but all these young lasses getting arrested for drug smuggling abroad look like complete thickos.
>> No. 470452 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 2:32 pm
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I'm knackered. I drove over 300 miles back and forth yesterday visiting relatives. I'm not doing anything today besides lying on the couch and watching all the bland, vacuous Sunday afternoon light entertainment on TV.
>> No. 470453 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 3:58 pm
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>>470452

You wimp. I drive close to 300 miles most work days.
>> No. 470454 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 4:19 pm
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>>470453

Most of us aren't a cabbie.
>> No. 470455 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 7:14 pm
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I've got one of these meters on an Economy 7 tariff. I keep getting scary letters and emails from my energy company saying my electricity and heating will shut off when they turn off the RTS signal. That won't happen to me right? I think this thing can work on a single rate tariff, but even if I didn't switch to one before the deadline it's not going to suddenly shut down the house is it?
>> No. 470456 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 7:54 pm
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>>470455
They are presumably offering you an alternative, so why don't you want whatever that is?
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18th May 2025
Sunday 8:28 pm
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>>470455

Your heating could get stuck permanently on or off, because a lot of storage heating systems are controlled by RTS. If that doesn't happen, then you'll just get stuck paying the peak rate at all times, which is likely to cost you hundreds of pounds a year.

Your electricity company will fit a new meter for free, you just need to book an appointment. You don't have to change tariff, but getting a SMETS2 meter will allow you to choose from a much wider range of tariffs.
>> No. 470463 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 10:35 pm
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>>470456
Suspicious of smart meters.

>>470457
I don't have storage heaters so no worry there. Peak rate is fine, I think I'm already being ripped off with my current tariff and should switch to a single rate anyway.

I've since done some more Googling and found this meter apparently doesn't even use RTS. Only ancient meters are controlled by a radio signal, and recent digital ones like mine (which was installed in 2009) keep track of time on their own. What a load of scaremongering bullshit.
>> No. 470467 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 11:11 pm
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I think I've aged pretty well, I have avoided a lot of the aches and pains of being nearly 40 so far, but I think it's time to admit that I can no longer eat a spicy curry and expect to be unaffected by it. It's like a two day hangover but for my stomach.

I've also noticed I can't eat nearly as much as I used to be able to without feeling bloated or uncomfortable. I suppose that isn't the end of the world, but I am yet to recalibrate on portion sizes.
>> No. 470468 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 11:18 pm
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>>470455

While we're on about it, does anyone have a smart thermostat and/or a smart radiator valve system in place?

I'm not normally one for smart bollocks but it would be nice to stick the heating on via my phone, but more importantly the way my house is built I think I'd see a massive benefit in being able to selectively heat certain areas, because the temperature changes per room are pretty dramatic.

It's basically because I've got a sun room which will heat up the south side of the house whenever it's even slightly sunny, and suck heat out whenever it isn't. To keep everything efficient myself I'd have to fiddle with the valves a couple of times a day.

The problem is they're rather expensive, I'm not sure they would pay for themselves very quickly.
>> No. 470469 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 11:46 pm
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>>470468
If you fit a TRV (thermostatic radiator valve) to each of your radiators, that would help with some of your issues and they're not that expensive.

https://www.screwfix.com/c/heating-plumbing/radiator-valves/cat830962?radiatorvalvetype=thermostatic
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>> No. 470470 Anonymous
18th May 2025
Sunday 11:49 pm
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>>470467

I'm 50 and I just found out that too much Ibuprofen messes with my digestion. I was taking copious amounts all last week after throwing out my back, and my poo came out half digested and very loose, and with an odd yellowish hue.
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19th May 2025
Monday 12:09 am
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>>470469

Traditional TRVs are quite fiddly to set up properly. You want to have the system thermostat in a room with a radiator without a TRV, preferably in the centre of your home. The TRVs can then be adjusted by a process of trial-and-error to balance the temperature across the house.

You can usually get a fairly consistent level of heating throughout the house, but a lot of people just don't have the patience. TRVs can't really do anything to help if a conservatory is roasting when the heating is off, or if it's freezing when the radiator is already at full whack.

>>470468

Consider installing low-E window film, at least on the roof. It isn't cheap - you'll spend at least £20/sqm for a decent product - but it can improve the thermal performance of your windows by about 30%.
>> No. 470476 Anonymous
19th May 2025
Monday 5:21 pm
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>>470469

I already have these, but they don't particularly help as I'd need to adjust them manually quite often. As I said, when the sun comes out, the back half of my house is hot, and the front is cold, probably a difference of 15 degrees in the summer, and when there's no sun, the opposite is true. So I'd either need to move the thermostat around depending on the day, or get the balance right on the valves, but I still find myself having to change them all the time too.

I have ten radiators in my house, so smart TRVs would be a significant expense, but it really seems the only reliable way to be able to say "just heat the office please".
>> No. 470482 Anonymous
20th May 2025
Tuesday 11:05 am
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>>470455

I've had the same polarver. They sent me a constant stream of e-mails telling me I need to upgrade or it will stop working, so I went on their webchat to book an appointment. Nobody came. Then the other week a bloke came to my door and told me it needed replacing, so I let him in to take a photo, and he told me there was an appointment available on the 12th of May to do it. Nobody came.

The other day I got a letter saying it was booked for the 28th of May. Then, on Saturday, another bloke came to my door and told me it needed replacing. I told hiom it had already been booked and showed him the letter, and he seemed very exasperated. He told me he'd emphasise in the notes how I'd been messed about and they need to pull their finger out. I understood, because I too have worked for companies, I know what they are like. But I am not holding out hope anybody will turn up on the 28th.

I do have storage heaters, but obviously I won't be using them at all for the next several months and my hot water can be turned on manually. But like you I don't even think mine urgently needs doing because it's also a digital meter. I would like a smart meter though to more easily keep track how much I am using.

sage because it's not a weekend
>> No. 470483 Anonymous
20th May 2025
Tuesday 11:09 am
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>>470482
Palaver.
>> No. 470484 Anonymous
20th May 2025
Tuesday 11:16 am
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>>470483

Well it's not a real word is it, I'll spell it how I want.
>> No. 470517 Anonymous
22nd May 2025
Thursday 9:12 pm
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>>470482
If I ever change my mind and want a smart meter, I don't think it will ever stop being a duty on energy companies to install them for free, so I'm sure I can holdout.

Wait, Reform is going to be the next government. Hmm.
>> No. 470541 Anonymous
24th May 2025
Saturday 3:52 am
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I went to sleep at 10ish last night. I have no idea how people can sleep for more than five or six hours, it's completely foreign to me. I suppose I'm just betterer than they are.
>> No. 470543 Anonymous
24th May 2025
Saturday 11:08 am
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>>470541

The amount of sleep you need so you're well rested the next day varies from person to person. There are people who claim that they've slept for no more than five hours at night their entire adult lives. But consensus is that for the average person, a healthy and recommended length of sleep is somewhere around seven to as much as nine hours. If you average significantly less than seven hours for a longer period of time, it's generally not considered healthy and there could be side effects like elevated blood pressure, decreasing physical and mental capacity or executive function, and other cardiovascular problems. And if you have chronic multi-year sleep deprivation, it can even be a risk factor for dementia.

But also, you need less sleep as you age. When I was a younglad, I absolutely needed my eight hours every night to function the next day. I've always been very sensitive to sleep deprivation, which made me kind of a killjoy on lads holidays or at long, drawn out house parties. But as I've aged, and now being 50, I've noticed that an occasional six hours isn't a problem anymore. I'll function much the same way. The only thing I still can't do is several nights of five or six hours of sleep in a row.
>> No. 470545 Anonymous
24th May 2025
Saturday 6:37 pm
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Lots of dead badgers by the side of the road today.
>> No. 470546 Anonymous
24th May 2025
Saturday 7:52 pm
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I've spent all day looking at US police bodycam footage. It's really interesting. I know seppo police have a reputation for being heavy handed, but some of these situations I'd have loosed a bullet much earlier on in the encounter.
>> No. 470547 Anonymous
24th May 2025
Saturday 8:30 pm
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>>470546

Americans just love being total dickheads for absolutely no reason, don't they?
>> No. 470548 Anonymous
24th May 2025
Saturday 9:22 pm
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I feel like shit after a 12 day marijuana binge. Wake and bake, 6 days of wanking. First day sober was great, like sunshine in my life. But now, the third day sober, I barely want to get out of bed, I barely want to get into bed, I barely want to do anything. I think I might be depressed.

I did wonder about medical marijuana (apparently there's limited availability now?) as it absolutely does improve my social life from nill to 'passably autistic', but I think asking for it would be incinsere.

I don't know, man. Feeling depression on returning to normality after a prolonged period of altered conciousness is probably to be expected. It definitely feels the same as it usually does though, sans intoxicants, and it sucks.

I just fucking hate myself and everyone around me. Some pretty woman asked about my shopping at the supermarket till yesterday - I responded reasonable but walked away privately calling her cunt for daring to ask what biscuits those are that I'm buying.

Alright, that's enough bollocks. Have a good weekend.
>> No. 470549 Anonymous
24th May 2025
Saturday 9:36 pm
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>>470547
To be honest I think a lot of them don't have proper intellectual capacity. I watched one where a guy got caught by DNA evidence, having raped a bed bound disabled woman with Rett's Syndrome in the care home he worked at and getting her pregnant. And he was praying to God about being in the child's life and getting out of the situation. It seemed a very low IQ thing to do.

Personally I'd struggle to rape a quadrispazzed woman on a lifeglug.
>> No. 470550 Anonymous
24th May 2025
Saturday 9:45 pm
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>> No. 470551 Anonymous
24th May 2025
Saturday 10:37 pm
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>>470549

There are definitely a lot of thickos, but I don't think it takes a massive amount of brainpower to realise that starting a fist fight with a cop is a shit idea.

I can only imagine that they're used to getting their own way by any means necessary, they're habituated to grinding people down by being totally unreasonable. It just doesn't occur to them that a police officer isn't like a waitress or a shop assistant or their mom and they will not yield to bullying or threats. The occasions where their usual strategy fails are rare enough that they don't give rise to self-reflection.

Maybe they lack the intelligence to understand why their usual trick isn't working in this particular scenario, but they aren't all toothless degenerates. The middle-class white women sob and scream "rape", the underclass black guys cry dolphin rape and shout "I can't breathe", but I think it's basically the same habitual behaviour.
>> No. 470552 Anonymous
24th May 2025
Saturday 10:59 pm
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Waitrose had some slightly smallish mangoes today that were barely bigger than my fist and didn't look like much, but for 89p I thought I couldn't go wrong. I just ate it, and it was one of the best mangoes I've eaten in a long time.
>> No. 470553 Anonymous
24th May 2025
Saturday 11:02 pm
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>>470546
It makes you wonder what would happen if you swapped British and American police in a couple of towns.

>>470548
You sure you're not just feeling a bit lonely and at a loss without anything to do?
>> No. 470554 Anonymous
24th May 2025
Saturday 11:18 pm
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I think I've asked this before here, but why, whenever I try to buy anything from eBay, are the search results invariably 50 pages of the same three Chinese-made items listed by an infinite number of different sellers? Is there something I need to be doing to get better results in my searches for meat mincers, or wind-up radios, or giant wall clocks?
>> No. 470555 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 12:47 am
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I accidentally opened the McDonald's app on my phone and it had saved an order I'd previously created ready to go. I was hungry so here I sit waiting for a Friday treat to arrive on Sunday morning when I'm trying to lose weight.

Why was I hungry you ask. Because I had a basa fillet with rice and veg for dinner but I feel like a fillet of basa just isn't enough for man's dinner. Am I right about that or do I just need to stop being a fat fuck with low-impulse control?

>>470554
Amazon is just a Chinese flea-market these days, I actually find google shopping better for finding quality stuff. Or I do I quick look on AliExpress and realise I can get the cheap plastic tat for half the cost Amazon has it.

Apparently these days there are TikTok auctions too but that sounds like a disaster to me.
>> No. 470556 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 9:07 am
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>>470555

Check the nutritional information of whatever serving of protein you're having for dinner. An adult male should generally be consuming about 30g of protein at one meal. If that's still not enough to satiate your hunger, up in to 40g.

If that still doesn't satisfy, consume something very fibrous afterwards - I don't know of anyone that doesn't feel full after eating an orange.
>> No. 470557 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 9:13 am
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I agreed to help my mate out with some things around his house, but I mistakenly and callously agreed to this several days ago, before my girlfriend had a chance to see some sort of craft fair advertised on TikTok at 1am last night and now she's pretending she's not upset with me but is actually definitely upset with me.

This might be a controversial statement, but there's always one person in the relationship who loves harder than the other, who is more smitten. Make sure they're the one that tips the scales that way, not you, because I've realised I was the more involved one in previous relationships, and I think I would have probably felt guilty and changed my plans for them in that situation. But now I'm not that arsed.

That might sound bad but it's actually very peaceful.
>> No. 470558 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 9:25 am
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>>470557
Well done on finding your backbone, lad. Now you need to work on your communication.
>> No. 470559 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 12:13 pm
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>>470555
>Am I right about that or do I just need to stop being a fat fuck with low-impulse control?
I don't know about that but at the very least you should stop paying a premium for someone to hand deliver you McDonalds that you've also paid for. What'd it cost you, £15? For a McDonalds? That's insane consumer behaviour right there.

I can't talk though, I paid £20 for a Chinese takeaway last night. I did atleast walk though (50 meters downstairs and next door)!

>>470556
>I don't know of anyone that doesn't feel full after eating an orange.
You what?
>> No. 470560 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 1:51 pm
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>>16126
McDonald's can easily cost close to £15 in-store. Burger King frequently costs me more than £15. And no I'm not obese.

The days of getting takeaway delivered for that amount are largely behind us.
>> No. 470561 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 2:02 pm
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>>470559
It's not THAT expensive for delivery. I paid £1.99 to avoid walking for 20 minutes and to eat in the comfort (and shame) of my own home.

The problem with these services is instead that delivery drivers don't earn even close to minimum wage, it's an easy way for illegals to get work and they have to take big risks and shortcuts to deliver on time. That's the real problem with the service; if anything we don't pay enough and they don't have the right protections so we have a system of techno-slavery for the underclass that could easily be replaced by drones but the current level of exploitation means that it's simply easier to maintain the existing model of human-drones you can abuse.

Fortunately China is already moving to drone deliveries on a mass scale and is poised to dominate the world while I'm still going to be a fat-fuck in 20 years time. The End.
>> No. 470562 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 2:10 pm
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>>470560
If you're spending more than £8 at Maccies you are a fat fucker.
>> No. 470563 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 2:11 pm
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>>470560
This man speaks the truth - I got a large McSpicy Red-Hot-bullshit meal, a Biscoff McFlurry and a double cheeseburger for £15.07. And then with delivery fee, 'service fee', and VAT it came to £18.57.

I could have walked across the road and gotten a shit pizza for about £12 but McDonald's is just nice sometimes. Admittedly I mostly got it for the McFlurry and chips, the burgers are usually shit, if Burger King and McDonald's ever did a partnership it would be ace.
>> No. 470564 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 5:03 pm
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My poo earlier was proper green, pretty much the same shade as goose poo. All I can think of is having a few basil leaves with my spaghetti yesterday.
>> No. 470566 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 5:17 pm
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I'm having to use robocopy in Windows command to transfer all my definitely not pirated movies on my external hard drive from G:\movies to another folder on the same drive because Windows 11 suddenly tells me that I don't have permission to access \movies. I've tried all afternoon trying to change permission settings or accessing the folder as admin, but to no avail. So now I'm using the built-in robocopy command to copy all my movies over to another folder. Which still works, luckily. I guess at command line level, Windows doesn't bother much with permissions. But it's a slow process. I can't even call up the folder properties, but I think I remember the folder being something like 350 GB. So it's probably going to take all evening, because transfer speeds seem to be slow. Naturally, because every video file has to be read and piped through my computer and written back onto the external hard drive.

At this point, I'm just glad my movie collection isn't lost.
>> No. 470567 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 5:22 pm
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>>470566
Can you tell me how to rip DVDs? I've tried using VLC but the copies return garbled and nonsensical. I'd like to make audio-only films for background listening, without having to reccord them in real time.
>> No. 470568 Anonymous
25th May 2025
Sunday 5:36 pm
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>>470567

You've probably got an issue with your codec settings that turn the VOB files on the DVD into a single-file movie on your computer.

Keep in mind that ripping DVDs is still illegal, but a combination of DVD Decrypter to get the files off the disc and then software like HandBrake for the encoding tends to work very well.
>> No. 470629 Anonymous
30th May 2025
Friday 8:11 pm
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For someone who has been cutting his own hair since before it was cool, I've made suprisingly few mistakes. Until today, that is. Oh well, a good excuse to double down and finally go bleach blond.
>> No. 470630 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 9:15 am
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WHY THE FUCK IS SOMEONE HEDGE STRIMMING AT THIS TIME?
>> No. 470631 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 10:31 am
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>>470630

The other day my neighbours had a tree surgeon cut down their 50-foot maple at 8am with a chainsaw. On a day when I was hoping to have a bit of a lie in.
>> No. 470632 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 11:15 am
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Lidl are selling 500g of buffalo mozzarella for around £5.70. Just ate it all out of the tub. I'm an animal.
>> No. 470633 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 1:07 pm
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I was supposed to be working but it looks quiet so I was given the choice to take the day off.

There's always something much more satisfying about an unexpected day off when you were supposed to be working, be it via sickie or just not being needed. I feel like it reduces the psychological pressure you feel to spend the day well, however you define that, so you feel less guilty if all you do is dick around on the internet or videogames or something equally trivial and fruitless all day. Usually it makes me paradoxically more productive- I'll get a load of cleaning and chores and such out of the way that otherwise I would have felt resentful about having to do on a day off.

I've already put a wash on, I feel like I might go download some obscure Pokemon romhack to waste a few hours on and then never go back to. I mean, why not. I can do what I like. The world is my oyster.
>> No. 470636 Anonymous
31st May 2025
Saturday 8:20 pm
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I have been to every shop I can think of. It is officially not possible to buy a meat mincer from a shop in Manchester. There might be catering wholesalers if you want to spend £250 on a giant machine, but I just want a manual one for maybe £30. And I might as well be trying to buy pixie testicles.

I also got the wrong size of wooden plank from Wickes, so it will stick out 10cm further than my other shelves. Clearly they weren't just sold out of the paint I wanted, but also of the shelves I wanted. Considering I was out shopping pretty much all afternoon, this really hasn't been an especially productive Saturday.
>> No. 470639 Anonymous
1st June 2025
Sunday 6:41 am
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>>470636
You'll need to go to Canal Street if you want to find a mincer.

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