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>> | No. 469343
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New weekend thread. |
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British Gas bloke is supposed to be coming to sort out a smart meter today. |
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I didn't win on the EuroMillions. |
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Just woke up and it looks like I've got a cold again. Fuck. |
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Had a nice long walk along the lanes and canals. Met an incredibly friendly little cat on a bridge too, who, were I of lower moral character, I'm pretty sure I could have popped in my rucksack and taken home. |
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I had a lovely month seeing someone and doing all the right things but then she had to go abroad for a couple weeks for work. It felt passionate when she left but now it feels like I'm putting all the effort in and I've been bad at keeping a momentum of conversation going. She's just got back today so she's too jet lagged to see me this weekend and has suggested meeting up during the week |
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silver filling.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() What's the deal with dentists in England? I've not seen my doctor in years but I could (theoretically) book an appointment tomorrow, but I've been taken off of my dentists patient list because I haven't attended for a couple of months. Yes it's an exageration but you get the point. |
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You lot are surprisingly quiet on International Women's Day. And especially as it's a socialist observance decreed by Lenin where the 8th was specifically chosen because it's when women in Tsarist Russia began a general strike demanding bread and peace that sparked the revolution. |
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>Towns and cities across the UK are holding a day of reflection on Sunday with 2025 marking five years since the start of the Covid-19 pandemic. |
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theyre-all-covered-with-filthy-germs-arent-they-sm.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469370 |
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Probably going to light up the fireplace for the last time this season. Just bough another bag of logs. |
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I've been dragging my feet as the Mrs wants me to move to her insular, very quaint and arty middle class town but I've just discovered that they have real bacon here. The butcher, all the restaurants and cafés. Even the Premier corner shop stocks real, local bacon. |
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Minimum wage has gone up quite a lot. |
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shutterstock_570595573.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469485 |
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After a round on Gladiators the women just say "I'm so happy to see strong women, women with strength make me so joyful", but the men go "320lbs is a worm's bench press, you're a liar and a villain, the body dysmorphia you feel is real". |
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UCknRhQE8kM |
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Screenshot_20250316-100607.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I know one of you is very interested in Liz Truss' sex life, so you might want to read this article in The Mail today. |
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My mate got drunk last night and I started getting an insight into his sexuality, he likes it when women bimbo themselves up 'to impress us men' which is what gets him off. He's a successful photographer so it gives his career a twist. |
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740full-lynda-baron.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469507 |
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Today I've been to Quarry Bank. There was a man taking a picture of a group of old people wearing dry robes, so I fully expect it to end up on one of those 'dry robe wankers' social media pages. It was very odd to watch him recording them. |
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2112-1681577615.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Neil Peart from Rush, widely acclaimed Best Drummer Of All Time in the same manner as Jimi Hendrix on guitar, was super into Ayn Rand. So much so that their widely respected and influential concept album 2112 is pretty much a love letter to Atlas Shrugged. |
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Just spent £110 on a poncey alarm clock. I have become everything I most despise. |
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Inspirational story time: a little over an hour ago, I was having an adult tantrum and general mental collapse over my failure to erect a curtain rail. I know you're all good at DIY, but I think my house is just not built to have DIY done to it. I put the rail up, and it immediately fell down, ripping out the holders and leaving giant holes in my wall. I really didn't want to sleep with no curtains. Not only am I incapable of putting up a curtain rail, but I am also the poster who paid a gypsy two grand for three hours of roofing work, and I am also the poster whose shelf fell off my wall in that /diy/ thread, and my good degree and affluent upbringing did not prepare me in any way for finding a good job, and when I finally found a job I was proud of, it eventually crumbled away into a shitty mong-job, and I don't think I have ever successfully chatted up a woman I wanted to chat up ever in my life. I am worthless by every conceivable metric. |
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81ISCJgraeL_AC_SL1500_.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469516 |
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Hang on, do Oasis even have big eyebrows? |
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maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469592 |
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Screenshot_20250322-103048.png ![]() ![]() ![]() The doorbell rang. It was a smartly dressed West African family inviting me to a memorial to Jesus' death. |
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Why are you lads always being contacted by the Jehovah's Witnesses? Seems like a monthly occurance, or maybe it was the Mormons last time. |
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I was complimented twice this past week on my dress sense. So, while heading through the park on my way to the supermarket today, I really appreciated the effort made by a teenage girl to keep my feet on the ground by heckling me with "you look like Jeffrey Dahmer!". It's fine, it's just the glasses and it's still better than looking like I work in IT. And she won't be laughing when I eat her boyfriend. |
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>>Why are you lads always being contacted by the Jehovah's Witnesses? |
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1280x1280.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm cooking shakshuka for tea (again) but I'm a little concerned because I've decided to try Cirio chopped tomatoes instead of sticking with Mutti. I've had little a bit out of the tin and they taste ridiculously sweet; they have 3.4g of sugar per 100g, compared to 2.8g for Mutti. |
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Fishtail Parka.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I can't decide if this military jacket would look cool and be a good item to have during the kind of weather we're in right now. Or if I'd just wind up looking like Jeremy Usbourne? I also where combat boots sometimes and I really, really don't want to look like I'm playing at army. |
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vintage_clothing_by_brut_archives-120.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469618 |
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rural roadman.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469618 |
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Screenshot 2025-03-23 110146.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Does anyone remember a Walls (and continental equivalent - Frigo?) ice cream shaped like Donkey Kong's head (Kev Bayliss design)? It might have sold in Spain as well. The brown bits were chocolate flavour, the skin coloured bits were vanilla or strawberry. It would have been mid-late nineties, as DKC came out in 94, and the DKC TV show aired from 97 to 00. |
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Untitled.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm glad I'm not the only one whose a silly goose with fashion sometimes. |
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Just burned my tongue on mashed potato. |
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picture.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469622 |
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White kitkat chunky isn't as good as the regular counterpart. I got a pack of 4 for £1.35 whereas I'd usually pay up to £1 for a single bar (!) - it makes me wonder if these multipacks are a cheaper variety with a different recipe or something. |
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Go ahead and shit on me for spending my weekends just browsing the Internet for hours. But: |
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Windows Update just bricked my Windows 11 laptop. Fuck. |
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I've no idea how Jonathan Ross' chat show is still going. Well I know the answer is because it's ITV and almost all of their output is shite, but it's so stale and tired. |
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>>469725 |
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drinking bird.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() Super army soldier jacket update: I like it. The sleeves are comically massive even on the small size, but it gives it a unique silhouette, which I feel works well with the drab colour, if you follow me. |
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Remember to change your clocks in a few minutes! |
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A friend repeatedly called me at 4am this morning, not seeming aware it was 4am, to ramble incoherently for about half an hour. We established he wasn't hurt or anything having an obvious psychotic break - he was very cheerful just not all there. I'm guessing some effect of his pain medication. Should I check in with him today or is it better not to risk embarrassing him? |
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>>469731 |
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My new monitor arrived yesterday. Going from 75Hz to 180Hz is very noticeable, HDR less so. |
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My Co-op has replace all its price labels with electronic ones. Apart from it being questionable to me how much labour time they actually save, they are shit because the screen resolution is so low and they are poorly lit which makes them actually less legible than the paper ones. |
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I can't remember the last time I saw a Fiat that wasn't a 500, is that all they sell these days? |
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Pietro_Bordino_at_the_1927_Milan_Grand_Prix_croppe.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469735 |
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Opera Snapshot_2025-03-30_165435_www.fiat.co.uk.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469735 |
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My mum's barely fifty and she's already so fucking negative about everything. She's genuinely at risk of turning into Livia Soprano. |
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I spent most of yesterday and today reinstalling Windows 11 on my laptop SIX. FUCKING. TIMES!!! |
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I think I was diagnosed with OCD today. Looking online it seems to be the "Pure O" kind which I suppose is typical of me. Too lazy to even do physical compulsions. |
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Spent the afternoon trying to fix my coffee machine, but eventually gave up. It turned out that a few O-ring seals were leaking and corroded most of the internal circuitry. |
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Electic-Keyboard-Piano-Coloring-Pages.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() It's a bold assumption, but I reckon about half of the posters here make electronic music for their own amusement in their bedrooms/offices/studios. |
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Why do women like cosy games? If you're a woman where society expects you to housekeep and do chores, why play games where you housekeep and do chores but in a 2D pixel farm? It's the ultimate busman's holiday. |
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DkEHCaGU4AABOu7.jpg_large.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469815 |
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Dogs hooker.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469815 |
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shrimple.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469818 |
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I wish those conspiracy freaks were right. I'd give anything to be living in a pod, eating bug rations, right now. We've produced enough classic cinema to keep me entertained until I'm liquidated for "onanistic deviancy", it's fine. |
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My adventures as the world's worst DIYer continue. I bought a sledgehammer to knock down the top panels of my concrete fence I have yet to understand why a concrete fence is not the same as a wall, and bought an angle grinder to shorten the fence posts. All I want is a skip outside my house so I can throw shit away. |
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>>469828 |
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Actually lots of people with hope for the future eat cheese sandwiches in bed at midnight on a Sunday, so fuck you. |
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image_2025-04-07_102151799.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469829 |
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On the subject of DIY, how do I unblock my toilet? |
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Bradypus-pygmaeus_2_Bryson-Voirin-1000x667.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() You lads had a nice week? Oh, me? I brought the miniature giant sloth back from extinction, it's got a variable ten percent size difference compared to a modern tree sloth and otherwise looks exactly the same, but it's very important |
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This one is relatable, it reminds me a fair bit of my mum. |
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We've inherited my gran's mink fur coat, I have no fucking clue what to do with it. It seems most places you can sell shit online won't let you sell it, because mink is now endangered, fair enough, though I don't think the particular mink(s) used to make this coat 50 years would be alive today anyway, but never mind. I doubt charity shops would take it either, which would be the preferred route. |
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PXL_20250411_234416459~2.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>469896 |
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be126d97ed97f149781faa4fd7196696-3459220743.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you ever actually looked at and considered the way a McDonalds interior is designed (not pictured)? At the one near me they have these partition frames with gaps here and there. Standing from the order machines, you see tables of customers, individually, framed within these gaps. Each a snapshot of a comfy, pleasurable visit to McDonalds. |
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1000010338 (1).jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Today I've walked from Langsett Reservoir to Howdale Dam, like otherlad suggested. 99% of the walk was absolutely shite, but it was stunning around Margery Hill/Howden Moors. |
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>>469899 |
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Screenshot 2025-04-13 161758.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Bought a 3DS today. Got it for £60, a similar condition one would be £140 at CEX. The battery seems a bit fucked, but it is a 14 year old system so I'm happy replacing it. With a new battery and a proper replacement stylus, it totals out at £71. I'm not sure if the card reader is fucked. Of these games that came with it, four (including mystery grubby game without a label) can't be read. |
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hut.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm trying to learn use of a stylus for electronic drawing but it's so difficult to get a feel for. Where doodling can be pleasureable, especially when you see a well formed line pop out almost in 3 dimensions, sketching with this pad is pain and frustration. It's taking exertions of will to use and regular reminders that "I don't know the tool yet, just be patient". Couple difficulty using hardware with bare knowledge of software it makes for an awful experience. From Paint.net, MS Paint is okay to fall back it has it's own issues. |
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Being pathologically obsessed with the Animal Hospital theme tune. |
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Might try my hand at a bit of baking. I've fancied a New York style baked cheesecake with blueberries for ages. Nobody sells one that's really as nice as I want, and years ago my girlfriend at the time made one that was bloody delicious, but she got really upset it didn't set properly. I didn't give a single fuck and ate it all anyway. I don't have a girlfriend to do that for me now so I will have to do it myself. |
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I have a couple of ebay packages to drop off at the post office. I hope the very pretty goth lass is working as she usually is, as I'm wearing my very cool M65 jacket with strategically selected vintage styled photography pins on it. She has to know how interesting and cool I am by now. She must do. |
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>>470069 |
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It's about 20 years since I left school and all of the ugly girls I still know of are still ugly. Maybe I've consumed too much media, but I'd have thought at least one of them would have had a glow up into a beautiful swan. |
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jcii-passed-film-photography-pin-891056.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470070 |
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>>470071 |
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Well I went and got my new keyboard from Argos because I couldn't be fucked waiting for Amazon tomorrow. It's alright, yknow, it's a keyboard, Logitech G213. None of that mechanical shite, the one I paid £80 for about 8 years ago is still on sale, but it costs £150 now. I have only been buying cheap ones for the last couple of years because then I am at least less annoyed when they do start to break. |
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>>470075 |
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I really need to recruit a teetotaller with a driving licence to my circle of m8s. Going on fun day trips is cheaper if we split the cost of a rented car but none of us wants to be the designated driver. |
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>>470076 |
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>>470076 |
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I'm trying to buy a chainsaw on eBay but they don't believe you're an adult unless you have a credit card. I don't. I don't really want to sign a contract for something I can't get out of and will need paperwork which I assume is what credit cards are about. Any suggestions? |
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20250419_113314851.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I had to eject this individual from the premises on the grounds of being too fucking big, but when I think about it this is just average spider size these days. I never see little ones any more. When did they patch these fuckers in? |
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>>470083 |
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There is no truce. There is only war. |
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I'll be honest, I thought more of my day would be taken up by doing the washing up and getting a stock going. |
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Help me pick a beard trimmer, please: |
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I got a letter from the government the other day. I opened and read it, it said they were suckers. They wanted me for their army or whatever, picture me giving a damn, I said never. Here is a land that never gave a damn about a brother like me and myself because they never did. I wasn't with it, but just that very minute it occurred to me the suckers had authority. |
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Visiting the parents |
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>>470098 |
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In other news, this year marks 80 years since the end of WW2, and today is the birthday of the man who killed Hitler. |
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We really don't want to help this guy pick a beard trimmer, do we? I have never seen such desperate attempts to change the subject. |
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I decided to make large Yorkshire puddings for tea, ones almost as big as my plate. They roughly required five times as much batter as a regular Yorkshire pudding. Filled it with mash, sausages and veg. I'm still stuffed now. |
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PXL_20250419_172632295.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Spent the weekend in Cambridgeshire. It's a bit different to Hull. |
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>>470109 |
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I find that nothing quite clears me out like a cup of tea after dinner. |
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>>470111 |
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What are honeymoons like? |
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>>470113 |
>> | No. 470119
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Mine was quite nice. We stayed in a hotel on the coast, did the prerequisite shagging and then spent the day walking around in the sun, eating ice cream and enjoying each others company and talking about what comes next. |
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>>470119 |
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>>470119 |
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470129
>>470127 |
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470137
>>470127 |
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470140
>>470129 |
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470141
>>470140 |
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470149
When you have kids people don't tell you that you might spend an entire weekend listening to this on repeat. |
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470151
>>470140 |
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470154
>>470151 |
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470155
>>470149 |
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470156
>>470149 |
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470193
GpXf5D4XoAAxn-1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() ITZ |
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470212
I really dislike the word soffits. |
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470214
>>470193 |
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470215
Do you reckon it will be cheaper and lead to healthier choices if I did my shopping online for delivery? I don't expect the prices will beat what I get at Lidl and it will involve a delivery cost/annoyance but I'm wondering if it would avoid the strong temptation to pick up treats without remaining objective on my budget. |
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470216
>>470215 |
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470217
I think my mate was in Istanbul during the earthquake there earlier this week. I never texted him to ask if he was alright because he messaged me the same morning on Steam to make a joke about the Oblivion remaster, and therefore I assumed he wasn't on holiday. |
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470218
>>470217 |
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470219
>>470218 |
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470225
>>470216 |
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470230
Is this a good deal or not? |
>> | No. 470231
470231
Got some Milky Way Crispy Rolls fromt' shop this morning. Not sure if they taste different, or if I just don't remember how they tasted, but it is a bit of a let down. These things used to be like crack. |
>> | No. 470232
470232
>>470230 |
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470233
Having some slightly dodgy chocolate ice cream that has been in the back of my freezer since new years eve 2023. On the packaging it says that it went off March 2025, so I guess another three and a half weeks won't matter. It's been in the freezer since the day I bought it. |
>> | No. 470237
470237
I am ill, and I am drinking Lemsip during the day. This feels wrong, somehow. |
>> | No. 470239
470239
This weekend I found out that I live along the route for the London Marathon and it's changed my impression of the whole event. I would advise against living along the London Marathon route unless you like being trapped in your home and then coming out hours later to find a carpet of rubbish outside your door and people still strutting around wearing their medals. |
>> | No. 470314
470314
Fancy buying Graham Norton's house? |
>> | No. 470316
470316
Do you reckon Sanjit on the British Gas web chat got the reference when I said "blessings of Akatosh upon you", or do you reckon he just thought I was blessing him in some oscure bongo bongo religion? |
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470317
>>470316 |
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470318
>>470314 |
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470320
>>470314 |
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470321
>>470318 |
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470322
>>470321 |
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470323
Getting naked in the garden. |
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470324
>>470323 |
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470325
Got a chinese and watching The Simpsons. |
>> | No. 470326
470326
I have always resisted those "Indian scammer gets hacked back!!!" videos on YouTube, for various reasons, but I have just looked a couple of them up. A few observations: |
>> | No. 470327
470327
>>470320 |
>> | No. 470328
470328
I've just done some tests as apart of an application for an apprenticeship in engineering. One of the modules was labelled as mechanical reasoning, and some of it was base level stuff like which way will gear B turn if you turn gear A, but a lot of it required existing knowledge of mechanical advantage in pulley systems and so on. |
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470329
429654357_17994119195604870_2035297282250525438_n.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I need to stay away from the Chocobons. |
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470330
>>470328 |
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470331
>>470328 |
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470333
>>470331 |
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470335
302384-2355635772.png ![]() ![]() ![]() What do you call those sort of people who, come summer crawl out of a hole somewhere, lay around drinking or sleeping in the sun, then spend the winter in a homeless shelter? |
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470336
>>470335 |
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470338
>>470335 |
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470339
ChatGPT Image May 5 2025 02_14_37 AM.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470338 |
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470340
>>470335 |
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470341
>>470326 |
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470342
>>470341 |
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470344
>>470341 |
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470347
SEI_189191402-acc9.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >I always get the ‘heatwave horn’ – there’s no telling what I might do |
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470348
>>470347 |
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470351
>>470342 |
>> | No. 470391
470391
New recession indicator: You get a call from a random mobile number where an automated voice asks you to add them on Whatsapp for 'jobs'. |
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470392
>>470391 |
>> | No. 470393
470393
Sainsburies skimmed milk has a strange plasticy taste to it, most often found in single pints. |
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470394
>>470392 |
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470395
>>470394 |
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470396
>>470395 |
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470398
5000382112327.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>470395 |
>> | No. 470399
470399
I resumed the retiling of the upstairs balcony yesterday. The rot underneath the old tiles is turning out to be worse than expected, so I'm pretty much going to have to lift up almost all the remaining tiles, clear out the partially disintegrated screed from under them, fill the gaps with coarse mortar and reset the tiles. I've calculated that I've got about 180 tiles to go. |
>> | No. 470401
470401
There was a massive spider in my living room just now and I don't think I killed it so it's going to come back and go on me. This is totally out of season. Fucking hell. I'm never safe. And, as I always think when a spider makes me shit myself, why hasn't it been eating the hundreds of flies I've got? |
>> | No. 470446
470446
I'm not ready to eat my camembert yet, the best before date was the 13th, but it proper pongs every time I open the fridge. |
>> | No. 470447
470447
This weekend I've been on-and-off setting up Silly Tavern to work with Gemini. Not for pornographic reasons but because I find that providing a lot of additional personality improves the ability of LLMs to perform tasks in given areas and simply remember what has been said so it runs coherently. Unfortunately connecting the API correctly isn't a simple tasks at all. Which is concerning in a way, I don't use an LLM for therapy but being able to easily load up a therapybot with a long memory, various case notes and a structured character based on the users preferences should be a no-brainer necessitated by providers refusing to support this use case. |
>> | No. 470448
470448
>>470447 |
>> | No. 470449
470449
How do mothers with small tits work. Do the tits go back to their normal size after breastfeeding or do some women just never see their breasts grow when someone puts a baby in them? |
>> | No. 470450
470450
>>47039 |
>> | No. 470451
470451
I know this is judgemental, but all these young lasses getting arrested for drug smuggling abroad look like complete thickos. |
>> | No. 470452
470452
I'm knackered. I drove over 300 miles back and forth yesterday visiting relatives. I'm not doing anything today besides lying on the couch and watching all the bland, vacuous Sunday afternoon light entertainment on TV. |
>> | No. 470453
470453
>>470452 |
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470454
>>470453 |
>> | No. 470455
470455
multi-rate-watt-hour-electricity-meter-installed-i.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I've got one of these meters on an Economy 7 tariff. I keep getting scary letters and emails from my energy company saying my electricity and heating will shut off when they turn off the RTS signal. That won't happen to me right? I think this thing can work on a single rate tariff, but even if I didn't switch to one before the deadline it's not going to suddenly shut down the house is it? |
>> | No. 470456
470456
>>470455 |
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470457
>>470455 |
>> | No. 470463
470463
>>470456 |
>> | No. 470467
470467
I think I've aged pretty well, I have avoided a lot of the aches and pains of being nearly 40 so far, but I think it's time to admit that I can no longer eat a spicy curry and expect to be unaffected by it. It's like a two day hangover but for my stomach. |
>> | No. 470468
470468
>>470455 |
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470469
>>470468 |
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470470
>>470467 |
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470471
>>470469 |
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470476
>>470469 |
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470482
>>470455 |
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470483
>>470482 |
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470484
>>470483 |
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470517
>>470482 |
>> | No. 470541
470541
I went to sleep at 10ish last night. I have no idea how people can sleep for more than five or six hours, it's completely foreign to me. I suppose I'm just betterer than they are. |
>> | No. 470543
470543
>>470541 |
>> | No. 470545
470545
Lots of dead badgers by the side of the road today. |
>> | No. 470546
470546
I've spent all day looking at US police bodycam footage. It's really interesting. I know seppo police have a reputation for being heavy handed, but some of these situations I'd have loosed a bullet much earlier on in the encounter. |
>> | No. 470547
470547
>>470546 |
>> | No. 470548
470548
Lockdown.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I feel like shit after a 12 day marijuana binge. Wake and bake, 6 days of wanking. First day sober was great, like sunshine in my life. But now, the third day sober, I barely want to get out of bed, I barely want to get into bed, I barely want to do anything. I think I might be depressed. |
>> | No. 470549
470549
>>470547 |
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470550
>>470547 |
>> | No. 470551
470551
>>470549 |
>> | No. 470552
470552
Waitrose had some slightly smallish mangoes today that were barely bigger than my fist and didn't look like much, but for 89p I thought I couldn't go wrong. I just ate it, and it was one of the best mangoes I've eaten in a long time. |
>> | No. 470553
470553
>>470546 |
>> | No. 470554
470554
I think I've asked this before here, but why, whenever I try to buy anything from eBay, are the search results invariably 50 pages of the same three Chinese-made items listed by an infinite number of different sellers? Is there something I need to be doing to get better results in my searches for meat mincers, or wind-up radios, or giant wall clocks? |
>> | No. 470555
470555
I accidentally opened the McDonald's app on my phone and it had saved an order I'd previously created ready to go. I was hungry so here I sit waiting for a Friday treat to arrive on Sunday morning when I'm trying to lose weight. |
>> | No. 470556
470556
>>470555 |
>> | No. 470557
470557
I agreed to help my mate out with some things around his house, but I mistakenly and callously agreed to this several days ago, before my girlfriend had a chance to see some sort of craft fair advertised on TikTok at 1am last night and now she's pretending she's not upset with me but is actually definitely upset with me. |
>> | No. 470558
470558
>>470557 |
>> | No. 470559
470559
>>470555 |
>> | No. 470560
470560
>>16126 |
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470561
>>470559 |
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470562
>>470560 |
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470563
>>470560 |
>> | No. 470564
470564
My poo earlier was proper green, pretty much the same shade as goose poo. All I can think of is having a few basil leaves with my spaghetti yesterday. |
>> | No. 470566
470566
I'm having to use robocopy in Windows command to transfer all my definitely not pirated movies on my external hard drive from G:\movies to another folder on the same drive because Windows 11 suddenly tells me that I don't have permission to access \movies. I've tried all afternoon trying to change permission settings or accessing the folder as admin, but to no avail. So now I'm using the built-in robocopy command to copy all my movies over to another folder. Which still works, luckily. I guess at command line level, Windows doesn't bother much with permissions. But it's a slow process. I can't even call up the folder properties, but I think I remember the folder being something like 350 GB. So it's probably going to take all evening, because transfer speeds seem to be slow. Naturally, because every video file has to be read and piped through my computer and written back onto the external hard drive. |
>> | No. 470567
470567
>>470566 |
>> | No. 470568
470568
>>470567 |
>> | No. 470629
470629
For someone who has been cutting his own hair since before it was cool, I've made suprisingly few mistakes. Until today, that is. Oh well, a good excuse to double down and finally go bleach blond. |
>> | No. 470630
470630
WHY THE FUCK IS SOMEONE HEDGE STRIMMING AT THIS TIME? |
>> | No. 470631
470631
>>470630 |
>> | No. 470632
470632
Lidl are selling 500g of buffalo mozzarella for around £5.70. Just ate it all out of the tub. I'm an animal. |
>> | No. 470633
470633
I was supposed to be working but it looks quiet so I was given the choice to take the day off. |
>> | No. 470636
470636
I have been to every shop I can think of. It is officially not possible to buy a meat mincer from a shop in Manchester. There might be catering wholesalers if you want to spend £250 on a giant machine, but I just want a manual one for maybe £30. And I might as well be trying to buy pixie testicles. |
>> | No. 470639
470639
>>470636 |
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