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I remember it being mentioned but there's not many solid facts to discuss. Spain had a similar scandal at the same time with top politicians going to South America to abuse children but it came to nought because you need hard proof. Same happened with Jimmy until he was dead.
Plus, the memes ran it into the ground. I only came into this thread to share the joke news story:
>NEW YORK—In a tragic occurrence, the footage of Epstein's suicide attempt was found hanging in its cell Friday in an apparent suicide.
>The footage reportedly strung itself up with a strip of cloth, hanged itself from the ceiling, and then shot itself three times in the back of the cassette. Shocked security guards found the footage strung up, saying they would have kept an eye on it but were distracted by large bags of cash handed to them by a mysterious cloaked man.
>"You hate to see this kind of thing, but sometimes, footage just doesn't have the will to live any longer," said Metropolitan Correctional Center Chief of Security Paul Bugs, after pulling up in his new Bentley. "That's the way life goes."
>Footage of the footage hanging itself has also been found dead, apparently running itself over with a steamroller and then burning itself alive.
>it stretches credulity so far past breaking point that you have to wonder, if it was assassination, why did they make it so brazen?
For me, that just makes it sound all the more likely.