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|>>|| No. 29163
I want to thicken the skin of my helmet to reduce the sensitivity of my benin. I've been circumcised which has helped to reduce sensitivity a bit but I want to reduce it more.
Would soaking it in surgical spirit every day help? Would it increase my chances of getting dick cancer or something?
What about rubbing it with sandpaper for a few minutes every day?
|>>|| No. 29286
I had a pretty good session whilst drunk but stopped before i almost jizzed in her. The next day we did it again and i lasted all but 9 seconds. Too embarrassed to try again.
I've found deep steady breathing to help a lot - almsot like meditating. It's kind of difficult to enjoy though, almost like you're just going through the motions to help out a friend.
|>>|| No. 29287
Not like, stuff you know, but like square roots and things that would almost make you stop mid thrust and start using your fingers to count. It's helped me out a couple of times. Generally I'm about 5-8 minutes if I'm not trying to stop myself, but being an unfit bastard you just never know if this peak will be the last one you'll get before you have a heart attack.
On the last part, 'going through the motions to help a friend', I've found that's pretty much the best sex I've had, assuming they have the same attitude. Give and take in little phases.
Aye, as long as you're not seconds from popping then that makes for a great time.
|>>|| No. 29291
Have you thought about moving a bit more? I find positions where I get out of puff (think holding yourself a particular way so you're supporting most of her or you're own weight) also help my stamina a bit. The sensation is arousing enough to keep me going, but the exertion is distracting enough to stop me from cumming.
|>>|| No. 29292
To be honest i don't expect to be engaging with anyone else again for another number of years - i would have thought it a problem not worth fixing. Though it's good of you both to offer solutions.
|>>|| No. 29293
You know the rules, son - 'spoons, fat lass, piss in her arse. Get yourself back on the fat slaggy horse and relieve yourself up her hoop, it's the cure for all your ills.
|>>|| No. 29294
Is somebody paid to promote these unfunny videos?
This has been going on years but they're just not really funny. I never see somebody respond positively either.
|>>|| No. 29295
It's probably just Kunt himself to be fair. We're the main place he promotes himself.
|>>|| No. 29345
It's really thickened up and desensitised now. I had a furious wank with a fleshlight last night and didn't get anywhere near cooming. I could last for ages inside a real minge (if I ever get one).
|>>|| No. 29348
Unless we address whatever underlying psychological problems are at play, here, I'd say this /emo/ thread is counterproductive.
|>>|| No. 29349
>I could last for ages inside a real minge (if I ever get one).
What's the point now that you can't even feel it?
|>>|| No. 29390
I've got bad news for you mate. Lasting for a long time in sex has fuck all to do with the physical sensation. You could have a cock made out of wood and she's still going to make a moaning whimper that'll have you spaffing yourself inside out like a 14 year old on his first time.
|>>|| No. 29662
ladm9s, I've got some good/bad news.
I don't think I'll need to carry on thickening up my helmet skin because I think I've developed nerve damage in my willy.
I've been doing a bit of self-surgery on my lad and using a tourniquet to numb it. Last week I think I put it on too tight because my helmet is still quite numb. I've lost maybe 75% sensitivity. It may return in time but it's not certain.
I've masturbated to orgasm twice in the past few days. Each time it took over and hour of vigorous rubbing to cum. If this is the new reality for my dick then I've achieved my goal, though not in exactly the way I intended.
|>>|| No. 29664
I'm not sure hor to feel yet. If this level of numbness is permament sex won't be very fun anymore. On the good side I'll be able to fuck a girl till she's sore, but I'm a assburger recluse who never has sex anyway so what does it matter?
|>>|| No. 29665
>I'm a assburger recluse who never has sex anyway
I think most of us had already reached this conclusion lad. All the best and go easy on the meat & veg.
|>>|| No. 29666
Someone probably should have told you about the numbing creams you can buy before you started all this.
|>>|| No. 29667
>sex won't be very fun anymore. On the good side I'll be able to fuck a girl till she's sore
Oh great, so you'll both be miserable.
|>>|| No. 29669
Odd that you'd feel smug when she says 'please stop, you're embarrassing yourself'.
|>>|| No. 29682
Some sensation has come back and I can cum quicker now though orgasms are muted. It may get better with time.
|>>|| No. 29683
>>29682 The human body is a wonderful thing. You should probably stop fucking with yours...
|>>|| No. 29687
Nah, next thing up is self-circumcision. I'm developing a device that will cut off the skin exactly where I want.
|>>|| No. 29734
I put nettles under my foreskin once. It wasn't as interesting as I expected. Infact it hurt, a lot.
Toothpaste is an interesting one, especicially when it mingles with your pre-cum and seeps down your urethra.
|>>|| No. 29740
Want me to post you a bhut jolokia when I've got a few grown later in the year?
|>>|| No. 30167
Well, it's been 6 months and I still have got full feeling back.
I can wipe my helmet with surgical spirit and all I get is just a little warm feeling where before it would give an agonising burning. Orgasms are still very muted in sensation but still give me a sense of relief and satisfaction.
Anyway, I'm going to be doing a DIY circumcision soon. I'll post pics on krautfags.
|>>|| No. 30168
Give it a rest you daft twat, the NHS is busy enough right now without having to save you from bleeding to death from your jeb-end.
|>>|| No. 30171
In >>29163 you said "I've been circumcised which has helped to reduce sensitivity", so why are you banging on about doing it again?
|>>|| No. 30173
I still have about an inch of the sensitive inner foreskin left. I'm making a device that will clamp off the remaining skin and make a new scar line just under the helmet.
See what I mean on /r/lowandtight
|>>|| No. 30174
So lads, who do we think is going to play OP in the movie?
|>>|| No. 30175
Is this the worst thread ever? Even that lad with the phone got his comeuppance, this thread is just... not good, it's bad. It's not even breaking any rules, either. There's loophole in our societal morality that says "there's nothing we can do about this sort of thing".
|>>|| No. 30176
If he had posted it on any other board, he'd have been nuked I reckon. It feels weird to delete an /emo/ thread, even if I know there's a vanishingly small chance this lad will listen to us.
|>>|| No. 30177
Is this how those BME Pain Olympics lads got started?
|>>|| No. 30178
Well he has made his intentions clear that he plans to escalate this to self-mutilatation.
It would be trivial for me to pass his details onto law enforcement for "concern for welfare" reasons and get him put on a 78hr section based on the evidence in this thread alone, never mind whatever he may say that incriminates himself once the cogs of institutionalisation begin to turn.
|>>|| No. 30181
Sorry to burst your bubble, but sanding your cock down to a nub doesn't warrant sectioning these days because it's not immediately life-threatening. Even before the pandemic, psychiatric inpatient units were working on a one-in, one-out basis and most units were routinely having to discharge actively suicidal patients to make room for even more suicidal patients.
|>>|| No. 30182
Another casualty of covid. RIP OP's knob.
We could always delete it and ban him if he comes back, but then we wouldn't be able to call him an arsehole in longform.
|>>|| No. 30342
I still can't coom properly. It just sprays or dribbles out instead of getting a full pumping action. Strange. It'll probably never be right again.
|>>|| No. 30344
Heaven preserve. This isn't your blog. Unless you need help or advice with something, I'm going to lock this.
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