>>29283
I had a pretty good session whilst drunk but stopped before i almost jizzed in her. The next day we did it again and i lasted all but 9 seconds. Too embarrassed to try again.
I've found deep steady breathing to help a lot - almsot like meditating. It's kind of difficult to enjoy though, almost like you're just going through the motions to help out a friend.

>>29286

Try maths.

Not like, stuff you know, but like square roots and things that would almost make you stop mid thrust and start using your fingers to count. It's helped me out a couple of times. Generally I'm about 5-8 minutes if I'm not trying to stop myself, but being an unfit bastard you just never know if this peak will be the last one you'll get before you have a heart attack.

On the last part, 'going through the motions to help a friend', I've found that's pretty much the best sex I've had, assuming they have the same attitude. Give and take in little phases.

>>29283

Aye, as long as you're not seconds from popping then that makes for a great time.

>>29286

>>29286

Have you thought about moving a bit more? I find positions where I get out of puff (think holding yourself a particular way so you're supporting most of her or you're own weight) also help my stamina a bit. The sensation is arousing enough to keep me going, but the exertion is distracting enough to stop me from cumming.

>>29291
>>29287
To be honest i don't expect to be engaging with anyone else again for another number of years - i would have thought it a problem not worth fixing. Though it's good of you both to offer solutions.

>>29292

You know the rules, son - 'spoons, fat lass, piss in her arse. Get yourself back on the fat slaggy horse and relieve yourself up her hoop, it's the cure for all your ills.

>>29290
Is somebody paid to promote these unfunny videos?

This has been going on years but they're just not really funny. I never see somebody respond positively either.

>>29294

It's probably just Kunt himself to be fair. We're the main place he promotes himself.

>>29294
Christ, I'm glad someone finally said it.

It's really thickened up and desensitised now. I had a furious wank with a fleshlight last night and didn't get anywhere near cooming. I could last for ages inside a real minge (if I ever get one).

Retarded shite.

>>29346

Why?

Unless we address whatever underlying psychological problems are at play, here, I'd say this /emo/ thread is counterproductive.

>>29345

>I could last for ages inside a real minge (if I ever get one).

What's the point now that you can't even feel it?

>>29349

Don't be silly, of course I can feel it. It's just less sensitive now.

>>29345

I've got bad news for you mate. Lasting for a long time in sex has fuck all to do with the physical sensation. You could have a cock made out of wood and she's still going to make a moaning whimper that'll have you spaffing yourself inside out like a 14 year old on his first time.

ladm9s, I've got some good/bad news.

I don't think I'll need to carry on thickening up my helmet skin because I think I've developed nerve damage in my willy.

I've been doing a bit of self-surgery on my lad and using a tourniquet to numb it. Last week I think I put it on too tight because my helmet is still quite numb. I've lost maybe 75% sensitivity. It may return in time but it's not certain.

I've masturbated to orgasm twice in the past few days. Each time it took over and hour of vigorous rubbing to cum. If this is the new reality for my dick then I've achieved my goal, though not in exactly the way I intended.

>>29662

Congratulations, I suppose?

>>29663

I'm not sure hor to feel yet. If this level of numbness is permament sex won't be very fun anymore. On the good side I'll be able to fuck a girl till she's sore, but I'm a assburger recluse who never has sex anyway so what does it matter?

>I'm a assburger recluse who never has sex anyway

I think most of us had already reached this conclusion lad. All the best and go easy on the meat & veg.

>>29662


Someone probably should have told you about the numbing creams you can buy before you started all this.

>>29664

>sex won't be very fun anymore. On the good side I'll be able to fuck a girl till she's sore

Oh great, so you'll both be miserable.

>>29667

But I'll have the bonus of feeling smug when she begs me to stop.

>>29668

Odd that you'd feel smug when she says 'please stop, you're embarrassing yourself'.

Some sensation has come back and I can cum quicker now though orgasms are muted. It may get better with time.

>>29682 The human body is a wonderful thing. You should probably stop fucking with yours...

>>29683

Nah, next thing up is self-circumcision. I'm developing a device that will cut off the skin exactly where I want.

I put nettles under my foreskin once. It wasn't as interesting as I expected. Infact it hurt, a lot.
Toothpaste is an interesting one, especicially when it mingles with your pre-cum and seeps down your urethra.

>>29734
Want me to post you a bhut jolokia when I've got a few grown later in the year?

By that time, OP will be slamming his mangled dick in a door to flatten it enough to appeal to tapeworms, or something similarly daft.
Hmm,
https://www.webmd.com/pain-management/what-is-capsaicin
Either that's a well-written prank page, or maybe it _is_ what OP wants.

>>29687

You are Will Kellogg and I claim my five pounds.

Well, it's been 6 months and I still have got full feeling back.

I can wipe my helmet with surgical spirit and all I get is just a little warm feeling where before it would give an agonising burning. Orgasms are still very muted in sensation but still give me a sense of relief and satisfaction.

Anyway, I'm going to be doing a DIY circumcision soon. I'll post pics on krautfags.

>>30167

Give it a rest you daft twat, the NHS is busy enough right now without having to save you from bleeding to death from your jeb-end.

>>30167

*haven't got

>>30168

I've paid for it so I'm going to use it.

>>30167
In >>29163 you said "I've been circumcised which has helped to reduce sensitivity", so why are you banging on about doing it again?

>>30171
Because he's Billy Bullshitter.

>>30171

I still have about an inch of the sensitive inner foreskin left. I'm making a device that will clamp off the remaining skin and make a new scar line just under the helmet.

See what I mean on /r/lowandtight

So lads, who do we think is going to play OP in the movie?

Is this the worst thread ever? Even that lad with the phone got his comeuppance, this thread is just... not good, it's bad. It's not even breaking any rules, either. There's loophole in our societal morality that says "there's nothing we can do about this sort of thing".

>>30175

If he had posted it on any other board, he'd have been nuked I reckon. It feels weird to delete an /emo/ thread, even if I know there's a vanishingly small chance this lad will listen to us.

Is this how those BME Pain Olympics lads got started?

>>30175
Well he has made his intentions clear that he plans to escalate this to self-mutilatation.

It would be trivial for me to pass his details onto law enforcement for "concern for welfare" reasons and get him put on a 78hr section based on the evidence in this thread alone, never mind whatever he may say that incriminates himself once the cogs of institutionalisation begin to turn.

>>30176
He did post it on other boards too and it was removed from them.

>>30178

Awww, if you're that concerned I'll get it done by a doctor.

>>30178

Sorry to burst your bubble, but sanding your cock down to a nub doesn't warrant sectioning these days because it's not immediately life-threatening. Even before the pandemic, psychiatric inpatient units were working on a one-in, one-out basis and most units were routinely having to discharge actively suicidal patients to make room for even more suicidal patients.

>>30181
Another casualty of covid. RIP OP's knob.

We could always delete it and ban him if he comes back, but then we wouldn't be able to call him an arsehole in longform.

I still can't coom properly. It just sprays or dribbles out instead of getting a full pumping action. Strange. It'll probably never be right again.

Can we ban him yet?

>>30342
Heaven preserve. This isn't your blog. Unless you need help or advice with something, I'm going to lock this.