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>> No. 29163 Anonymous
1st January 2020
Wednesday 8:49 pm
29163 How to thicken helmet skin?
I want to thicken the skin of my helmet to reduce the sensitivity of my benin. I've been circumcised which has helped to reduce sensitivity a bit but I want to reduce it more.

Would soaking it in surgical spirit every day help? Would it increase my chances of getting dick cancer or something?

What about rubbing it with sandpaper for a few minutes every day?
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>> No. 29164 Anonymous
1st January 2020
Wednesday 9:55 pm
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>>29163

Why? What you've posted sounds like it will likely cause irreversible damage to one of the most sensitive parts of your body.

Please try temporary numbing agents before you do yourself harm. This is normally some type of lidocaine gel or cream you can rub on your penis before sex or masturbation. You can order it online.
>> No. 29165 Anonymous
2nd January 2020
Thursday 2:03 am
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The skin of my thumbs has grown tougher over the years from regular knicks while whittling. I suppose you could try that?
>> No. 29166 Anonymous
2nd January 2020
Thursday 4:57 am
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Play guitar with your bellend to give it callouses.
>> No. 29167 Anonymous
2nd January 2020
Thursday 8:06 am
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I've heard about men who have reduced sensitivity, or more difficulty spinning during real sex at least, because they grip their knobs too hard and get used to an amount of pressure that can't really be replicated during sexual intercourse. They call it death grip syndrome or something. You should try that.
>> No. 29168 Anonymous
2nd January 2020
Thursday 4:23 pm
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>>29167

>more difficulty spinning

Erm, that was supposed to say "jizzing" not spinning.
>> No. 29169 Anonymous
2nd January 2020
Thursday 9:37 pm
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Why do you want to reduce the sensitivity of your cock even more, m8?
>> No. 29170 Anonymous
2nd January 2020
Thursday 9:38 pm
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>>29169
I think he's worried he's ejaculating too quickly.
>> No. 29171 Anonymous
2nd January 2020
Thursday 9:46 pm
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>>29170
How is it possible to ejaculate too quickly?
>> No. 29172 Anonymous
2nd January 2020
Thursday 11:09 pm
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>>29171

You're supposed to last longer, or at least as long, as your partner.
>> No. 29173 Anonymous
3rd January 2020
Friday 12:02 am
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>>29172
Is it common for people to not enjoy sex because they're preoccupied with their performance and ensuring the other person gets off?
>> No. 29174 Anonymous
3rd January 2020
Friday 12:09 am
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>>29172
>your partner.
???
>> No. 29175 Anonymous
3rd January 2020
Friday 12:28 am
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>>29173

Probably. It certainly was for me for a while, as my first girlfriend could easily orgasm just from penetration, which sort of ruined me for my next few subsequent girlfriends as I thought I had lost my touch, and it took me a while to realise the first girl was the outlier. Once you learn how to lick a fanny though, it's fine.
>> No. 29177 Anonymous
3rd January 2020
Friday 7:13 am
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>>29175

>Once you learn how to lick a fanny though, it's fine.

Completely agree. I understand the pressure to perform, but if I bang out a decent orgasm before penetration has even started, my girl is happy and I'm not bothered about how long I last.
>> No. 29182 Anonymous
4th January 2020
Saturday 9:06 pm
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Masturbate with vegetable oil + salt or sugar.
>> No. 29183 Anonymous
4th January 2020
Saturday 9:10 pm
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>>29175
It occurred to me today while having a poo that when girls do a poo they might get splashback, and then you're licking toilet water off them.
>> No. 29184 Anonymous
4th January 2020
Saturday 9:40 pm
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>>29183
I mean if you lick a fanny it's only polite to lick their starfish too. At that point what's a little bit of dirty water.
>> No. 29185 Anonymous
4th January 2020
Saturday 9:40 pm
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>>29182
Just like they do it back in the old country.
>> No. 29186 Anonymous
4th January 2020
Saturday 10:02 pm
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What if you just give it a good rub with a dry towel every day after your shower?
>> No. 29187 Anonymous
5th January 2020
Sunday 9:49 am
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>>29183

I think girls are trained to wipe their fannies too.
>> No. 29188 Anonymous
5th January 2020
Sunday 10:04 am
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>>29187
All that does it get rid of the excess water. Plenty still soaks into the skin.
>> No. 29190 Anonymous
6th January 2020
Monday 7:03 pm
29190 OP
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I've been doing some research into this and I've come to the conclusion that pressure and time will be best. I don't like the idea of putting caustic chemicals on bellend so I'm just using sunflower oil and a bit of rubbing.

This is the routine I've been using:

>put some oil on my knob
>squeeze it with my left hand a few inches down from the helmet to make it balloon up
>wrap right hand firmly around the helmet and vigorously rub for a few minutes, hard enough to make it hot and hurt a bit
>have shower and wash all oil off
>dry it and rub it a bit more with a towel

I've been doing this for 3 days and it's already starting to thicken up and get less sensitive. The helmet skin is turning leathery and smooth. Really cool.
>> No. 29192 Anonymous
6th January 2020
Monday 8:22 pm
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This thread is cursed.
>> No. 29193 Anonymous
6th January 2020
Monday 9:33 pm
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>>29190
Such determination seems unlikely if your concern is simply to last longer during sex. Talk to us, OP - we're anonymous afterall.
>> No. 29194 Anonymous
6th January 2020
Monday 9:44 pm
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>>29190
The knob is not a cast iron pan, mutilationlad. Just staple your foreskin back for a few days like the rest of us.
>> No. 29195 Anonymous
6th January 2020
Monday 10:34 pm
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>>29190
Heaven preserve us. A bit of numbing cream would do the job. You've likely ensured that the second you stop this routine, it'll start to heal and PEEL and you'll be pulling leathery skin off your bellend and the skin underneath will be fresh and even more sensitive than ever.

Jesus wept.
>> No. 29196 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 12:00 am
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>>29195

It's taking me about 2 mins a day, and it'll probably only need about 2 mins once a week to maintain. I'll be all right.
>> No. 29197 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 12:12 am
29197 OP
I might add a bit of scrubbing with a toothbrush.

r8
>> No. 29198 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 12:19 am
29198 OP
How about using a fleshlight lined with bristles?
>> No. 29199 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 12:34 am
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Stick your dick in a drum sander.
>> No. 29200 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 12:52 pm
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That's enough now, OP. You've gotten your attention - either tell us what's up or sod off.
>> No. 29201 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 10:16 pm
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>>29200

I just want a better cock.
>> No. 29203 Anonymous
8th January 2020
Wednesday 11:48 pm
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>>29163
You'll have to forgive the patronising question because I realise any lad with any sense will have tried this first, but have you smeared your helmet using the appropriate preparation of Huel?
>> No. 29278 Anonymous
12th January 2020
Sunday 12:25 pm
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>>29277
Until you film yourself doing this you won't con anyone into following suit.
>> No. 29279 Anonymous
12th January 2020
Sunday 1:35 pm
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>(A good day to you Sir!)

Thank fuck for that.
>> No. 29280 Anonymous
12th January 2020
Sunday 4:18 pm
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>>29278
How is he conning anyone? Who in their right mind would want to make their penis less sensitive?
>> No. 29281 Anonymous
12th January 2020
Sunday 4:22 pm
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>>29280
Quakers.
>> No. 29282 Anonymous
12th January 2020
Sunday 10:54 pm
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>>29280

The Minutemen, maybe.

I'm fairly certain the vast majority of lads on here have wanked their cocks to death though, so cumming is already enough of a chore.
>> No. 29283 Anonymous
12th January 2020
Sunday 11:45 pm
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On a related note, I find desensitisation is a very counterintuitive route for me.

The best (and usually longest lasting) sex I've had are the times when I've been fully sensitive and aroused. I have a good sense of self-control, and know when I'm on the build-up leading to a finish.

When I try a numbing agent, or I'm having to concentrate on my pleasure just to keep myself into it, I have way less control over whether I cum or not and am more susceptible to "premature" orgasm.
>> No. 29285 Anonymous
13th January 2020
Monday 12:37 pm
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>>29284
No u.
>> No. 29286 Anonymous
13th January 2020
Monday 5:29 pm
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>>29283
I had a pretty good session whilst drunk but stopped before i almost jizzed in her. The next day we did it again and i lasted all but 9 seconds. Too embarrassed to try again.
I've found deep steady breathing to help a lot - almsot like meditating. It's kind of difficult to enjoy though, almost like you're just going through the motions to help out a friend.
>> No. 29287 Anonymous
14th January 2020
Tuesday 11:20 pm
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>>29286

Try maths.

Not like, stuff you know, but like square roots and things that would almost make you stop mid thrust and start using your fingers to count. It's helped me out a couple of times. Generally I'm about 5-8 minutes if I'm not trying to stop myself, but being an unfit bastard you just never know if this peak will be the last one you'll get before you have a heart attack.

On the last part, 'going through the motions to help a friend', I've found that's pretty much the best sex I've had, assuming they have the same attitude. Give and take in little phases.

>>29283

Aye, as long as you're not seconds from popping then that makes for a great time.
>> No. 29290 Anonymous
15th January 2020
Wednesday 9:53 am
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>>29286


>> No. 29291 Anonymous
15th January 2020
Wednesday 5:46 pm
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>>29286

Have you thought about moving a bit more? I find positions where I get out of puff (think holding yourself a particular way so you're supporting most of her or you're own weight) also help my stamina a bit. The sensation is arousing enough to keep me going, but the exertion is distracting enough to stop me from cumming.
>> No. 29292 Anonymous
15th January 2020
Wednesday 6:32 pm
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>>29291
>>29287
To be honest i don't expect to be engaging with anyone else again for another number of years - i would have thought it a problem not worth fixing. Though it's good of you both to offer solutions.
>> No. 29293 Anonymous
15th January 2020
Wednesday 9:36 pm
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>>29292

You know the rules, son - 'spoons, fat lass, piss in her arse. Get yourself back on the fat slaggy horse and relieve yourself up her hoop, it's the cure for all your ills.
>> No. 29294 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 5:19 pm
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>>29290
Is somebody paid to promote these unfunny videos?

This has been going on years but they're just not really funny. I never see somebody respond positively either.
>> No. 29295 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 6:45 pm
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>>29294

It's probably just Kunt himself to be fair. We're the main place he promotes himself.
>> No. 29302 Anonymous
16th January 2020
Thursday 10:42 pm
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>>29294
Christ, I'm glad someone finally said it.
>> No. 29345 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 8:34 am
29345 OP
It's really thickened up and desensitised now. I had a furious wank with a fleshlight last night and didn't get anywhere near cooming. I could last for ages inside a real minge (if I ever get one).
>> No. 29346 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 8:46 am
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Retarded shite.
>> No. 29347 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 8:49 am
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>>29346

Why?
>> No. 29348 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 8:59 am
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Unless we address whatever underlying psychological problems are at play, here, I'd say this /emo/ thread is counterproductive.
>> No. 29349 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 9:33 am
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>>29345

>I could last for ages inside a real minge (if I ever get one).

What's the point now that you can't even feel it?
>> No. 29350 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 9:51 am
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>>29349

Don't be silly, of course I can feel it. It's just less sensitive now.
>> No. 29390 Anonymous
6th February 2020
Thursday 6:38 pm
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>>29345

I've got bad news for you mate. Lasting for a long time in sex has fuck all to do with the physical sensation. You could have a cock made out of wood and she's still going to make a moaning whimper that'll have you spaffing yourself inside out like a 14 year old on his first time.
>> No. 29662 Anonymous
17th May 2020
Sunday 12:27 am
29662 OP
ladm9s, I've got some good/bad news.

I don't think I'll need to carry on thickening up my helmet skin because I think I've developed nerve damage in my willy.

I've been doing a bit of self-surgery on my lad and using a tourniquet to numb it. Last week I think I put it on too tight because my helmet is still quite numb. I've lost maybe 75% sensitivity. It may return in time but it's not certain.

I've masturbated to orgasm twice in the past few days. Each time it took over and hour of vigorous rubbing to cum. If this is the new reality for my dick then I've achieved my goal, though not in exactly the way I intended.
>> No. 29663 Anonymous
17th May 2020
Sunday 12:41 am
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>>29662

Congratulations, I suppose?
>> No. 29664 Anonymous
17th May 2020
Sunday 12:47 am
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>>29663

I'm not sure hor to feel yet. If this level of numbness is permament sex won't be very fun anymore. On the good side I'll be able to fuck a girl till she's sore, but I'm a assburger recluse who never has sex anyway so what does it matter?
>> No. 29665 Anonymous
17th May 2020
Sunday 2:34 am
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>I'm a assburger recluse who never has sex anyway

I think most of us had already reached this conclusion lad. All the best and go easy on the meat & veg.
>> No. 29666 Anonymous
17th May 2020
Sunday 2:55 am
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>>29662


Someone probably should have told you about the numbing creams you can buy before you started all this.
>> No. 29667 Anonymous
17th May 2020
Sunday 7:24 am
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>>29664

>sex won't be very fun anymore. On the good side I'll be able to fuck a girl till she's sore

Oh great, so you'll both be miserable.
>> No. 29668 Anonymous
17th May 2020
Sunday 12:43 pm
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>>29667

But I'll have the bonus of feeling smug when she begs me to stop.
>> No. 29669 Anonymous
17th May 2020
Sunday 1:10 pm
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>>29668

Odd that you'd feel smug when she says 'please stop, you're embarrassing yourself'.
>> No. 29682 Anonymous
27th May 2020
Wednesday 12:04 am
29682 OP
Some sensation has come back and I can cum quicker now though orgasms are muted. It may get better with time.
>> No. 29683 Anonymous
27th May 2020
Wednesday 9:30 am
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>>29682 The human body is a wonderful thing. You should probably stop fucking with yours...
>> No. 29687 Anonymous
28th May 2020
Thursday 10:15 am
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>>29683

Nah, next thing up is self-circumcision. I'm developing a device that will cut off the skin exactly where I want.

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