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|>>|| No. 30888
I am a 29 year old male, my partner a 29 year old woman. We've been together for 10 years. We lost our virginity to each other. Neither of us have slept with any one else. We both strongly consider each other our life partners.
I've always been more sexually minded than her, my libido is much higher. This has been a problem at certain points of our relationship that I have been happy to bring up. She always responds understandingly and it fixes temporarily.
But recently I've begun to really strongly desire other women. I think it has something to do with me turning 30 next year, despite it being an arbitrary number, really.
This is something I've even brought upto her in the past, during these conversations, and she even seems quite understanding. Recognising that whilst she herself doesn't really care, she respects it's important to me. That said anything beyond a simple recognition seems beyond us. It I were to directly ask "can I sleep with another woman?" she would respond (unsurprisingly) negatively.
I feel kind of stuck, really. What I have with her is absolutely incredible and easily worth never sleeping with someone else. But it eats at me. Not always, but enough. In the shower, during a post sex moment of clarity, when I'm served by a pretty barista, and so on.
What do I do? Like I said, she is actually quite receptive of me bringing this up. And as we age seems to be more and more understanding and calm. But I can see it from her point of view as well and it must feel awful. I've asked her if she feels the same sort of thing and her answer is basically "kind of, but I don't really care". Like I said she's not very sexually orientated anyway, even once a week is a bit of a stretch. Is this something I learn to just live with? I could never cheat on her, it would break my heart and obviously break hers if she found out. But I can't contend with this feeling all my life, surely.
|>>|| No. 30889
I'm not going to try to address the whole issue, hopefully someone else will have broader advice, maybe sex clubs or threesomes or couple's therapy or role play I don't know what these deviants think is helpful but -
>I can't contend with this feeling all my life, surely.
You won't. As you said:
>recently I've begun
Your libido/desires has/have changed and will change again. You obviously have the presence of mind to not regret not sleeping around later in life if the relationship is important and that's what's needed to maintain it. Waiting it out is an option. It's not a pleasant one, but it isn't forever.
|>>|| No. 30890
Sounds like you have a nice thing. I assure you that being single is shit, from the outside it might look like one big party but it's not and honestly becomes pretty disgusting when people try to make it one. The sex itself is especially disappointing, pulling the panties down on that absolute whale in the disabled toilets of 'spoons isn't as fun as it sounds.
>my libido is much higher.
You're a lad so it always will be. She cares enough to put the effort in if you're suffering without having to jump through hoops so count yourself lucky. What I suggest you do is kindle the spark again because it should be twice a week at a minimum, can be as simple as going camping or a well earned holiday somewhere outside of your comfort zones.
|>>|| No. 30891
Thanks for the replies lads. It's nice to hear that actually, what we have is indeed special. Again I really genuinely feel so lucky to have what I have.
But I did discuss this with her last night. She was incredibly understanding and receptive, and she asked me 'Are you looking for a hall-pass?". I pussied out in my reply saying "I don't know right now, I just wanted to get this off my chest and start the discussion on it". She said she would really like to continue the discussion and re-iterated how much she appreciates my position and how much she loves me. So I don' t know, I didn't get the impression it was something she hated the sound of...
|>>|| No. 30892
It's a weird one. I've been talking about it with my lass for a few years, starting the dialogue by trading a pegging for a threesome. Which still hasn't materialised, but now out of nowhere she'll bring up this domme friend I have who she knows fancies her, and she's been out for a drink with my slutty ex who's invited us to a rave next month, and generally seems quite happy with the idea now she's comfortable with the idea that our relationship isn't contingent on it happening.
Would it be something she'd want to be involved in, or in the room, or out of sight/out of mind kind of thing?
Some people are great with overriding their ego and experiencing compersion, but others aren't, and never will be, and you'll break them by trying. If you can do enough to make her feel like she's in a great relationship and she's secure enough not to get physically jealous, then that's great. If she's expressing discomfort, back off and see if she's willing to talk about that discomfort and the reasons behind it.
Personally I've tried easing my lass into it by making friends with sex positive people, chatting on Whiplr/Feeld (would be active on fetlife but I can never be arsed to make a profile), and approaching it from that angle rather than trying to set up dates or anything. That way she's getting comfortable with people and we'll probably eventually end up in some sordid situation with them, but there's no rush and no pressure and as a result she's a lot more willing to bring it up herself.
In that vein, if your lass is kinky and for example, has expressed an interest in ropes, you can meet people and learn stuff at a Shibari session, easing yourself into a community of generally sex positive people without the direct agenda of banging them.
Aside, this seems to be a common theme on /emo/ at the moment. Kind of curious as to why.
|>>|| No. 30893
Covid cabin fever. The time you spend apart from each other at work, flirting with the lass from accounting or whatever, usually functions as a relief valve for this kind of tension. When people are working from home and stuck on top of each other 24/7, it highlights things like the fact you're not having enough sex, but at the same time I think it's partly to blame.
I find my girlfriend less desirable than I did a year ago, but it's not that she's changed, it's just that she's the only other human I've had real interaction with for the past 18 months and I need something else. Some different opinions. A different voice. Different attitude. Not even necessarily to fuck, just to be around.
I always go back to this analogy but it's like I've been eating nothing but tangy cheese Doritos for a year and a half, and I'm fed up of them. I still love them, but I'd fucking kill for some cool original.
|>>|| No. 30894
Personally having enough sex, plus freedom to wank whenever and having a helping hand cradle me if she's not in the mood. I think it may be something else for other lads including myself.
For what it's worth, take me/>>30892 with a pinch of salt, as it's becoming increasingly apparent that I may be a sex addict which may warrant its own emo post in due time. And even with being able to go 3 times in an hour when I'm hungover, or cumming 6-8 times a day, I still feel like I'm getting enough sex. I just want more, and so if that's the problem for OP then it may be worth looking at through that lens rather than overexposure.
|>>|| No. 30895
That does sound a bit much. I was like that when I was 16 or 17. As a 30-odd year old I'm content with a wank per day, and a fuck every week or so.
My desire for other lasses is more rooted in a craving for variety than it is in an over-active need for sex itself. But then, that's one of my problems in life in general, I need constant novelty and get bored of things quickly if they become predictable or routine.
Perhaps for all of us it is rooted in general personality traits rather than our relationships.
|>>|| No. 30896
Yeah, it is. I was a little wanker as a kid but never more than 3 a day, could go without and it wouldn't be an issue, then a few months ago soon before my 30th, something snapped and suddenly my libido went into overdrive. I'm daily wondering if this is the initial stage of one of those brain tumours that makes you spaff at the sight of a paperclip, or start noncing. But so far it's just been a surge of 'virility'.
>My desire for other lasses is more rooted in a craving for variety than it is in an over-active need for sex itself. But then, that's one of my problems in life in general, I need constant novelty and get bored of things quickly if they become predictable or routine.
That's pretty similar for me. I don't know if blaming it on ADHD is a copout. I just get a bit bored of people once I think I've figured them out, even if they're otherwise interesting people.
|>>|| No. 30897
>'Are you looking for a hall-pass?'
If that's her exact wording then I'd tread very lightly indeed.
As someone with an equally active sex-drive, could it be that you're just a bit bored? Not in a sexy way but that your real yearning is to get a model train set going which all men acquire with age. I find that I can really sabotage a relationship if I'm not keeping myself busy.
We can either become a wrong'un website or a modelling website, you decide.
|>>|| No. 31004
OP here again. These thoughts of mine have not left my head recently. I don't know what to do, I feel fucking awful and trapped.
I love the fuck out of this girl but I just want to sleep with other people. Even just once.
I've spoke about this with her briefly again but she basically listens, seems pretty understanding, then life carries on as if it never happened. I don't understand how she can hear me say this stuff and just carry on as normal.
If I was heartless, I could live an amazing life of being with her but sleeping around, but Jesus I can't bring myself to do it. Cheating on her would be an awful thing to do. But that doesn't exactly solve my problem.
|>>|| No. 31005
Just accept that it's never going to happen. The weight should fall off in much the same way you don't feel pangs about everything else you'd like to do in this life that is just never going to happen because we're too poor and ugly.
That or it's time to get counselling because your seem obsessed.
|>>|| No. 31006
It might be worth digging into the psychology of why you feel so compelled towards other women.
You mention a craving for variety, but what does this really mean? I think as blokes we tend to oversimplify ourselves with, "just biology innit", but you may be able to alleviate what you're feeling by reflecting on exactly what it is you're looking for.
For me, my need for attention from other girls was primarily a craving for validation and an ego boost rather than pure sex.
For you, it sounds like it may stem from the fact that your sex life has inevitably become a bit predictable and/or routine. There's a lot you can do about this, from seeking more harmless (and non-sexual) interactions with women to introducing a bit more variety with your current lass. If you love her as you say, it'll be worth trying before you go installing Tinder and nobbing the entire neighbourhood.
|>>|| No. 31007
Get a few female mates you can flirt and banter with, maybe take out on pseudo-dates. Don't cross the line of shagging them, but have a friendship where flirting and a bit of naughty conversation isn't off the table. The chase is better than the catch as they say, and what I've analysed about myself is that it's that part I miss. Everything that's exciting about the early days of a relationship.
In my younger years I did cheat on my partners a couple of times, and while I don't really regret it, the interesting thing is that as I've got older, I've not felt compelled to go through with it. I've been in the position to plenty of times. For example, last year (before the virus and all) I went out with an old flame, stayed over in a hotel room with her, we even both kept it a sort of secret from our partners like there was a mutual understanding we might shag. But when we got there in the moment? I sort of just didn't really feel like it.
I still have the urge to prowl around and chat birds up like the sly dog I may well be, but I am no longer so desperate about it that I'm willing to go through that risky step where you lean in for the kiss, slip your hand up their thigh, and all that.
And it's weird, because my missus is shit in bed. She just doesn't put the effort in, and I can't really sugar coat it as shyness or whatever anymore, she just isn't interested in pleasing someone other than herself. She wants to get off and that's about it. In my mind I'd be quite well justified to actually cheat on her (I know I WOULDN'T be justified, but you know what I mean. The little devil on my shoulder says so), but I just can't really be bothered.
Once life has settled down a bit I'm probably going to bring it up as a sort of "look, I'm not going to sugar coat this anymore. Either you put more effort in or I go start shagging other lasses" ultimatum. But for the time being I'm actually not all that arsed. Or maybe you'll want to go down this route.
Maybe one day you'll be less arsed too. Maybe not. You never know. But just don't do anything rash.
|>>|| No. 31008
Thank you guys, these are thoughtful posts to my silly thread. I think you are into something with that idea. If I'm honest, I've been speaking to an American girl on Reddit. She's beautiful and funny but I feel this is taking it further than you lot intended. The talk started off sexual but has moved onto the definition of biscuits. But all it makes me want to do is fuck the hell out of her. It's been so difficult working from home . I started a new role and I don't even have any female colleagues, let alone have the opportunity to see them face to face.
|>>|| No. 31009
>The talk started off sexual but has moved onto the definition of biscuits.
My mind is boggling at the idea you don't see this as sexual progression.
|>>|| No. 31010
>but has moved onto the definition of biscuits.
I really can't believe you'd do this kind of thing behind your girlfriend's back.
Wow, I must be in a weird mood because usually I threaten to kill people who want to cheat on their SO.
|>>|| No. 31128
Interesting. She asked me last night if I had any sexual fantasies. I felt a bit worried about answering - I told her something to do with a lass in a schoolgirl uniform being instructed by her on how to give me head.
She liked the idea... and said it would be fun to watch. She wants to start slow, not just go straight in there with that, and we have no idea how we can go about finding someone, but hey, it's a step forward I had previously thought impossible.
When I asked her why she done a 180 on the whole other people idea, she said our sex life has become stale and samey. That whilst it felt good, it was the same thing.
Any advice? We have lots of female friends but I don't think that's happening.
I'm also wondering if this is some 4d chess move to cuck me further down the line.
|>>|| No. 31129
>I'm also wondering if this is some 4d chess move to cuck me further down the line.
Probably. You can't blame her really. I told my lass that if she did want to try this with me, she'd need to go in with the assumption that we'd never involve another man. She seems fine with it but I need to remind her now and again. Fortunately I've been cheated on several times so I can play the trauma card. Which sucks because 10 years ago I definitely wouldn't have given a shit and wouldn't have felt uncomfortable. Oddly enough I seem to feel no such discomfort with the idea of a mainly gay lad doing it, just straight lads.
Unless she's genuinely aroused by fanny, or is capable of feeling compersion, she's probably angling for a trip to the Eiffel Tower.
|>>|| No. 31130
I don't mean to be cynical, but you are waltzing into a minefield, my friend.
Please be careful and communicate absolutely everything, and also reach out to her and give her ample opportunity to as well, otherwise this could be a disaster.
|>>|| No. 31131
Honestly the idea of watching her or participating myself has come up in my head before, I'd be interested. Maybe.
But I can see what you mean, this is likely to end badly but yet I know for an absolute fact I'll go ahead with it any way. ]
That said we're both incredibly honest with each other and can handle hard conversations well, so we'll see. Again I don't think it'll happen anyway because of logistics.
|>>|| No. 31132
The thing is, i know it sounds like the most obvious thing in the world that getting into an open relationship is a bad idea because your missus will get a fresh cock every night while you're still struggling to get a Tinder match.
But in reality I think you know if your missus is the kind of girl to actually do that, and as long as you're not a total div, you probably wouldn't entertain the idea in the first place if she was. In fact you probably don't enjoy all that much trust in your relationship in the first place with that kind of girl, you're rpobably suspicious every time she gets a text, because frankly if she wanted to there's not much you could do to stop her.
So in that sense, the only thing holding you back really is your own insecurity. You'll probably find that actually, your girlfriend does mostly only have eyes for you- That's why she's with you. If anything the other blokes are usually the ones who end up jealous. Straight men are territorial like that and often they can't hack it from the other side either. And then there's the fact that your missus is acutely aware of all this as she's going through the motions with it- She knows what blokes are like, she's dealt with them all her life after all.
Think of it this way. You know how fickle a woman can be when you're trying to court a single one. They can afford to be picky and fussy because there will always be another offer- Now imagine how picky she can afford to be when she's already got a partner. The vast majority of men out there simply won't even be in the running, so you don't have to worry about a queue out of your bedroom door, down the stairs and into the hallway, out into the drive way and down the street. Oh, is that Steve from work? Bloody hell.
Anyway. While you're right it CAN be like that, you're either a mug or you like being cuckolded to get into it. Don't get me wrong, I've seen some sad cases whereit has happened, but in those cases it was actually the best thing for the lad to realise his missus was a bit of a narccicistic slag and get out of there. And come to think of it, in those cases it's usually not even especially attractive ones- It's always the kind of girl for whom sex seems to be about validation than intimacy or pleasure. You know, a big heffer of a lass with self esteem issues, but taking five dicks a week makes her feel desirable. It's really quite transparent.
As long as you're sensible and speak openly about boundaries, make sure you are both aware what would be "going too far", I think it can be good for a lot of people.
|>>|| No. 31133
So what you're saying is that we should tell our misses' that we want an open relationship and then kick the slag to the curb if she acts on it? Not trying to start a cunt-off, just found it a funny thought to imagine a society of swingers compelled into monogamy by game-theory. Like our society but everyone is more honest.
So like I said, no cunt off, I don't agree with your assessment but I also understand that after so many months OP better bring an obese escort into this wearing a now horribly misfitted school uniform to dispassionately mutter orders while she peers at the telly in the other room. A bit of roleplay at least might be what might scratch this itch OP, your Mrs should be the one to vet the girl and you give it the thumbs up otherwise you'll get nowhere.
|>>|| No. 31134
I think the message was more supposed to be "your Mrs probably isn't as much of a slut as you think she is", and I'm inclined to agree. It's a rather male projection, because if we were in their position we'd be shagging anything with a pulse; but a great deal of women simply aren't like that.
That's both the average straight man's fantasy of what he wishes women were like, but also his biggest fear of what they are like. Kind of like racists are the people who like interracial porn the most. All sexuality is political pathology after all.
I dunno. Maybe it's because I've never gone for particularly promiscuous people as partners, it's always been an off-putting trait for me. I've always gone for quality over quantity as far as sex is concerned and I don't think I'd sexually see eye to eye with someone who doesn't feel the same. I've been in an open relationship for a while now and I've met more people than she has.
|>>|| No. 31156
So, the update nobody asked for but I am fucking happy to give.
I might be getting cucked. But not for a man.
We initially started talking to couples via reddit. We made some pictures/videos and posted on couple sharing subreddits and got a lot of attention and a lot of offers. Everyone was a yank though, but it was fun to take the first step and 'share' via chat/pictures, and it felt pretty exciting. Eventually we found a girl nearby to us who my gf very much likes the look of, and they hit it off. Turns out she's way interested in this girl, more so than any of the men we've spoken with. We've been exchanging pictures and compliments and she's meeting us in a bar near our flat tonight. She's also been telling us about this fabswingers website but we've not touched that for now. I think the 'fab' is putting me off, it's a bit boomer.
Feels a bit mental, really. But we're both excited. We've also agreed there's a decent chance she won't turn up, but that's alright.
|>>|| No. 31157
Sounds more like the Mrs has made a new friend. I hope you like trying to watch to something utterly dull on the telly while women talk over it or pay great attention to a cat for two hours because you have nothing to add to the conversation.
|>>|| No. 31159
Congratulations, you're Ross Gellar.
My girlfriend hates it when I refer to myself as The Moistmaker in relation to her fanny, which is the only reason I keep doing it.
|>>|| No. 31160
I don't think I've ever cracked a smile when I tried watching Friends, but the bit where they start discussing the sandwich got quite close.
|>>|| No. 31161
I should have also prefaced this with the fact that, yes, I am quite a miserable cunt in general.
|>>|| No. 31162
>She's also been telling us about this fabswingers website but we've not touched that for now. I think the 'fab' is putting me off, it's a bit boomer.
Steer well clear mate. I can't express strongly enough what a fucking cesspool that place is. When I spoke earlier about:
>And come to think of it, in those cases it's usually not even especially attractive ones- It's always the kind of girl for whom sex seems to be about validation than intimacy or pleasure. You know, a big heffer of a lass with self esteem issues, but taking five dicks a week makes her feel desirable. It's really quite transparent.
I was basing that stereotype on the birds on FabSwingers.
Don't get me wrong, you'll find a fit and reasonable one once in a while, but it really is a needle in a haystack, and you've no chance of actually getting their attention or holding a conversation when she has an inbox flooded with desperate 40 year olds. The rest of them are frankly just time wasters looking for an ego boost.
Funny story though, I actually met my current partner on there. We had matched on Tinder about 6 months earlier and nothing really came of it besides a bit of sexting and nude swapping. Then I came across her profile on Fab, where her main picture was a tattoo she has near her fanny, which obviously I recognised instantly. The rest is history.
Feeld is alright, I've had more success with that than most platforms. But be warned it's full of nutjob genderqueer demisexual pan-atheist university fisherperson types. Don't waste your time with those, in my experience they always turn out to be terrible in bed. It's not the sex they're in it for, it's more about being transgressive and making themselves feel interesting, in lieu of an actual personality.
The important thing with all this is that you have to sift through all the people with their various motives and sexual pathologies until you find someone who is genuinely interested in good sex for the sake of having good sex, pleasuring another person and being pleasured in return. Those kinds of people are hard to find, but it'll end in tears if you don't choose wisely.
Best of luck, cucklad.
|>>|| No. 31163
>Feeld is alright, I've had more success with that than most platforms. But be warned it's full of nutjob genderqueer demisexual pan-atheist university fisherperson types. Don't waste your time with those, in my experience they always turn out to be terrible in bed. It's not the sex they're in it for, it's more about being transgressive and making themselves feel interesting, in lieu of an actual personality.
I don't understand this statement. Did they have penises?
|>>|| No. 31165
When it comes to The Pronoun Gang, my experience tells me the ones with penises are infinitely more tolerable both as people and as sexual partners than the ones without.
Exactly, only I bet Laurie is actually filthy. She was on Fetlife before it was trendy. She wanted to call you daddy before Tumblr brainwashed her into it.
|>>|| No. 31166
She's married to cishet male scum now, which makes me suspect she was never actually that dirty.
|>>|| No. 31167
Sorry I'm confused now, I don't know if progressives are supposed to be filthy or frigid.
|>>|| No. 31168
And obviously you can’t shag your husband so she’s basically a lying sex nun.
|>>|| No. 31169
There's nuance to it, lad, it's not just about if they're "progressives" or not.
There are a lot of people who have basically just adopted that entire shtick to be part of a group. I'd almost argue it's become what being a goth or an emo kid used to be fifteen years ago. Part of it is being sexually transgressive, so they pretend like they are to fit in with the crowd, but if they were being really honest with themselves they're just not all that into it. The problem is they won't admit that to themselves, so you end up having really forced, awkward kinky sex instead of natural and satisfying vanilla sex.
What I am saying is, in a roundabout way, just that there are a lot of fakers and bullshitters out there, posers if you will, and I've noticed lots of them come from that scene.
|>>|| No. 31170
If you really want to waste your time surrounding yourself with dull, mentally ill charisma vacuums, hit up a BSDM sex dungeon. It's even more like hell than they like to pretend it is.
|>>|| No. 31171
I went to a "cyberpunk" night at a club shortly before COVID hit and it was something like that. Some bloke I'm positive I recognise from the chanology days dressed in a duct-tape costume made to look like he had tits, full body covered save for his knob out. Everyone else either overweight, underweight and ill-looking waxy skin. In their defence I was on shrooms so everyone looked a bit weird to me.
|>>|| No. 31172
I went to one nearly a decade ago, everyone had to wear all black, I got a lift there from some army dude. We entered, and first thing I saw was a fat lass with cat ears on in a cage, on top of the cage was a buffet. I didn't do any sex stuff I spent most of the night chain smoking in the back garden, but army man spanked a girl who was in stocks, and the girl's boyfriend was getting mad at army man for not slapping properly. At the end, army man drove me home, and told me was going to punch the spank girl's boyfriend for treating him like an idiot. Needless to say, I didn't go back.
|>>|| No. 31173
Well, she actually showed up. We had a great evening, much of the discussion relating to Cristiano Ronaldo somehow. Had a few drinks, she sat on my lap while my girl watched awkwardly, she complimented her boobs and we left it at that. All agreed to meeting again soon.
Yeah you weren't fucking wrong. Every profile had 'no terfs or swerfs' , whatever the fuck a swerf is.
|>>|| No. 31175
I can't say no in general - which is it its own problem. I think I met an eco terrorist...
I am too deep in. I don't care about the environment.
|>>|| No. 31177
Lads, I did it. I had a threesome and it was amazing. We used the app feeld and all these kinky girls who fancied my girlfriend came out of the woodwork.
I'm also far too close to Bristol; I've learnt multiple acronyms I wish I didn't know as well as tidbits such as "centrist = right wing".
But yeah we were nervous as fuck, got drunk, played uno, had weird sex and I nutted in a 20 year old. 10/10. We're now considering trying a MMF but she is actually more hesitant about this.
|>>|| No. 31178
Congrats, lad. I hope it leads to some more fun, but I'd also like to know if it changes your relationship at all if you pursue it more. If you and your missus like it, I wonder if it will have a neutral impact or even strengthen things between you both? Good sex is good sex, after all. I've personally never been with more than one person at a time, and it's always been in the context of a fairly long-term-ish relationship.
|>>|| No. 31179
Well we took the advice of people in this very thread and decided to discuss everything beforehand, in all its minutia. One exercise we did was to close our eyes and visualize us, me, or her having sex with a stranger and to verbalise what emotions were brought up. We broke down the feelings we both had, ruled certain things out, added certain precautions and rules, and in the end, when we visualized the scene with those things in place there was nothing but excitement. At that point, yes we still may have been diving into a problem but we've done everything we possibly could and life is about some risk, fuck it.
Even before we had sex, this whole process we went through - from discussing, meeting a girl, etc. was exciting and interesting and we feel we've learnt more about each other. So honestly, its started off well. We've both been noticeably 'closer' and happier.
I hope all this prep and understanding can help us avoid any pitfalls ahead of us. No doubt we'll have an argument and someone will be brought up, but silly things are often said in the heat of it.
|>>|| No. 31180
>I'm also far too close to Bristol; I've learnt multiple acronyms I wish I didn't know as well as tidbits such as "centrist = right wing".
What were the acronyms? Curious to see if there's anything I don't know. Also how did "centrist = right wing" come up when you were looking for a sex partner?
|>>|| No. 31181
Because half of the app are explicit in their profile who they don't want to like (swipe) them - they more or less all follow this sort of pattern.
Hard luck if you're a Tory, I guess.
|>>|| No. 31182
That's always puzzled me about it because there's such a ridiculously slim possibility of a Tory being on that app in the first place. I'm a lefty myself, but I'm also the anti-idpol "brainworms" lad and I find most those types fucking intolerable; so I have no doubt an actual right-winger would uninstall within minutes.
Let's face it any that are on it are only going to keep their mouth shut and pretend to be a trendy Twitter lefty just to get their end away. I mean that's what I do, certainly easier than having to tell them they're literally everything that's wrong with the modern left and the very reason the Tories will be in power for another decade.
That tends to sour your chances of getting laid.
|>>|| No. 31183
Somewhere out there a couple of aristocratic ladies in full riding gear must settle for another lonely night with their toys. Maybe they will comfort a lonely policewoman tired and sweaty from another long night, along with her friend who just it just so happens isn't from the Southwest.
|>>|| No. 31184
"You a Tory?"
Phew, close one - nearly talked myself out of a shag there. I mean, I voted for them once but assume it's a lifelong stain with these types.
|>>|| No. 31185
You can tell a Tory a mile off though. Some people just simply can't hide their contempt for the working class even when trying to get their end away.
|>>|| No. 31186
Can you imagine the kind of person who feels compelled to put that sort of thing in their bio on a hookup app has much else to talk about? You'll have to brush up on the terminology at very least.
It's only a matter of time. You know. Because they have worms in their brain.
|>>|| No. 31187
>Some people just simply can't hide their contempt for the working class
Especially spoilt middle class tarts who put things like "no swerft terfs or tories" in their bio, I've noticed.
The thing is, what they mean by "tory" isn't actually a tory, it's just anyone who isn't 100% on board with the cult of obscure gender acronyms and fishmongery etc.
|>>|| No. 31188
>Some people just simply can't hide their contempt for the working class even when trying to get their end away
Sadly true, Remainers are everywhere these days.
|>>|| No. 31191
I'd honestly never heard of an espresso martini until I moved to London but every women here drinks it. It's an odd choice to say the least for someone allegedly so concerned with their beliefs.
I wonder how long it will be until they discover Buckfast.
|>>|| No. 31192
I get the feeling the word "queer" is starting to lose all meaning too. By this point it seems to be just the word you use if you're not really gay or trans or any of that stuff, but you want to fit in with the hip rainbow acronym clique all the same.
|>>|| No. 31194
That's such a cop out. If you're on the soft and the blender's the right size you're in no danger at all.
|>>|| No. 31195
Haha get a load of micropenis here
Undeniably yes. That's pretty much what the word is treated as; they reclaimed the slur and shared it with anyone who wants to be even more special than L, G, B and T. I don't see how it differs from the + in LGBTQIA+, but I'm sure they would all be scandalised to hear that.
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