This meme has gone on so long I've already forgotten who or what was supposed to be so fucking awesome in the original thread.

>>97981

It was originally Tony Blair in a 1995 thread about the Saturday Night Armistice

>>97981
It was made about Trump around a year before he was the Republican candidate.

>>97984
Ah yes, thank you.

>Jimmy Savile could be future Tory party leader, says George Osborne

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/Jimmy-Savile-tory-party-leader-b2425184.html

>>98021

>Jimmy Savile

I actually fully believe that.

>>98022

Jimmy Carr, maybe. Then Labour would just get Gervais in (with Pilko as Foreign Secretary), and we can welcome a Golden Age of politics where absolutely fuck-all gets done (as is such at the moment) but at least it's more entertaining, innit.

>>98022
The election slogans write themselves. What a fantastic wordfilter this is turning out to be.

>>98024
Were this an actual thing, and not just a not-very-elaborate in-joke between three shed enthusiasts, I could already see Led By Donkeys doing a Jim'll Fuck It stunt.

>Jimmy Savile is in advance talks with I’m a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here bosses after saying that he was giving the offer from ITV “very, very serious consideration”.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/Jimmy-Savile-in-talks-about-going-on-im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here-3k2t8rgxx

I didn't have that on my 2023 bingo card.

>>98065
Does this mean he'll have enough money to go back to private banking again instead of using a high street institution like the plebs?

>>98066
Apparently ITV are offering £1million for him to take part.

>>98067
Can we raise £2m for ITV to at least not fly him back?

>>98068
I'm sure we could do something more interesting with that kind of money.

>>98069

If I had a million quid, I'd get Liz Truss a Brazilian Butt Lift. It's a vital investment in public infrastructure.

>>98070
It's not public infrastructure, it belongs to her owner.

>>98071

>>/pol/96928

>>98023

I sincerely believe that MORE would get done, simply because the pair of them are at least aware of their surroundings. Even having someone who canvasses and doesn't rely on a PPS to condense the daily newspapers' front pages into a morning brief that they only go and wipe their arses with would be a major improvement.

>>98071

I must remember to 'shop that ring into a snack such as a Hula Hoop or a Ringo when I wake up; there's no special meaning to it, but it would cheer me up.

>>98076
Did you remember?

>>98077

Don't think he's woken up yet.

If he's still sleeping one of us is going to have to do a welfare check.

I've run out of television shows to watch so I've followed in my senile uncle's footsteps and have resorted to politics as a source of entertainment.

Did Nige ever give a proper reason for standing down as UKIP leader after Brexit? Surely if he truly cared about it, he would've stayed on as leader to keep exerting pressure and influence on the tories?

>>98088
He wanted to retire as his job was done rather than overstay his welcome. This feels pretty reasonable if you ask me, in 2016 it all seemed so bloody simple didn't it. His one-issue platform had achieved victory and it increasingly came up in interviews of the period that he was liable to retire even if it went the other way as he regretted losing his private life.

But then he got pulled back in after it immediately fell into chaos and UKIP needed a leader. Then he realised the party had gone from the BNP for rich people to regular BNP. Honestly despite his hints I don't think he'll seriously run for leader and the establishment end of the party would never allow it for obvious reasons. At least with Corbyn he was technically part of the Labour party and nobody thought he'd win until it was too late.

>>98089>>98088
I follow Ukip on facebook, it's hilariously endearing how they keep banging on about how they can win, and never mention that pretty much every time they lose their deposit.