For those Vorderman enthusiasts

Rate My Takeaway's fiancee's mega milkers.

>>43368
Shame she's verifiably insane and is gonna leave our lad Danny a miserable husk of a man.
MENTAL SLAGS

I just don't know what it is about her, if it's her really wonky accent, her hair, her eyes or that she's just really dirty. Absolutely top notch on every count. Not often a pornstar gets me going like she does.

It's like in my hentai mangas!

I want Rhea Ripley to beat me to death.

I read somewhere that men can push themselves something like 15% harder when exercising with a woman present to show off to. Is there a series of guided workout routine videos or audio designed around that? Porn is too distracting and the female "instructor" on my app looks like a sim. Something where an attractive woman encourages you to lift more so you can fuck her better, with an actual proper guided workout. I don't mean shit like jazzercise or yoga. Strength training combined with porn for optimal gains.

It couldn't be .. could it?

>>43416
Thats Dobby innit?

Clussy.

>>43414

Good grief, that's a massive fanny.

>>43417

That's not a girl.

>>43435

U wot m8? Are you dissing the dobster? We don't tolerate that sort of thing around here.

>>43435
Someone needs to find out where Elis James got those kids from then.

>>43414

I really like this position, weird that I haven't seen more of it.

Is there a name for it, so I can look some up in the porn odyssey I'll be embarking on a bit later?

>>43422

Not necessarily, my ex had one that looked very similar but it was really very petit. It's more how it stretches when they bend over, or bend their legs up like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AocHKLJ8Nbc

'ave been re-watching Benidorm recently. Siobhan Finneran (as Janice) and Jacqueline (played by Janine Duvitski) are getting me really hot.

Probably posted her before but she's gorgeous.

Tulisa looks increasingly appalling.

Not unwell, yet, just like she's having more work done every year.

>>43474
Her sex appeal entirely perished the day the video of her bj skills leaked.

>>43474

She looks like one of those silicone sex dolls. Almost realistic.

>>43475

She really took that one on the chin.

>>43481

She looks like all of the girls I hung out with when I was 17, if they were into trenbolone instead of self-harm and cheap hash.

>>43472
It gets better. This body type is the most sexy thing ever :)

She looks like a much feistier, less bitchy version of my cousin. Love the attitude :D

GIMME DAT CLUSSY

>Frances Clara Cleveland Preston (née Folsom, christened Frank Clara; July 21, 1864 – October 29, 1947) was the first lady of the United States from 1886 to 1889 and again from 1893 until 1897, as the wife of President Grover Cleveland. She is the sole first lady in U.S. history to have served in the role during two non-consecutive terms.

>Much of Cleveland's fame and media coverage focused on her appearance and her fashion,[4]: 258  and her fashion choices were widely imitated by women throughout the United States.[2]: 142 [6]: 106

Because I'm sure you're wondering too, Grover Cleveland was apparently an economically right-wing Democrat who was an upstanding opponent of corruption, but otherwise not really the sort of person most of us would like here. Frances Cleveland largely stayed out of politics, but seems to have been a broadly nice person.

I want to lick her armpits.

>>43526

I'm in love.

Kat Baker off of TikTok and Onlyfans and that. She's posh and looks a bit weird and is completely fucking mental.

Helen Lewis on Have I Got News For You the other night gave me a bit of a fizz in the trouser department. I don't know why, but there's something intriguing about a bookish 40-year-old woman with braces.

>>43550
Guilty would thread is here >>23810 .

>>43555

I don't feel guilty about being attracted to an attractive woman.

Merry Christmas.

>>43556

Since making this comment, I have learned that Helen Lewis is a terf. I apologise unreservedly for my guilt-free semi, which I now recognise was wrong. I have decided to step down from my role making pervy tweets about obscure public figures on even more obscure imageboards. I will be taking some time to reflect on my actions, reconcile with my family and try to make amends for my mistakes. I will not be taking questions. Thank you.

>>43571

>I have learned that Helen Lewis is a terf