>>19373

Nice. Today I saw a fine lass on the route to work. Usually she's dressed looking normal with a coat and so on. Today she was amazing. Gorgeous midriff on show. It was all I could do to not stare and drool. If I reckoned I had a chance and do it in an appropriate/non-intimidating/rapey vibe way I'd try my luck.

>>19375

I felt like sharing this. Ahem.

Partly because of the unusual and eye-catching wear of the OP's photo reminded me of it. My journeys could do with more eye-candy like that.

>>19375

Summer is coming. Once they start wearing those sun dresses it'll be all I can to do avoid arrest.

>>19378>>19375

Sounds like you belong in the motherless.com chatrooms lads.

<3

No reason to sage this thread, but it says '[x] Autism', it must be clicked.

>>19380

Aren't they full of paedos though? The website has a dodgy reputation from what I hear and have seen here.

>>19373

Her beauty intimidates me, I don't like it. Hasn't got shit on our Sophie though...

>>19375
Take some pictures for us? All you'd have to do is pretend you were on your phone. In fact if you have an slr you could "rest your hands" on the top of the camera shutter and surreptitiously press it a couple of times as the target walked past.
Now it's written down that is magnitudes creepier that it was in my head

>>19388

Most SLRs are far too noisy to use surreptitiously. If they don't hear the mirror slap they'll hear the lens focusing.

I suppose you could have a quiet USM lens, and use a body that allowed a permanent mirror lock-up setting. Or use a good old quiet rangefinder.

_{I'm not a pervert, I swear, I just like candid street photography}

>>19390
http://www.aeato.com/digital-camera/nikon-d3s-high-end-dslr-camera-with-quiet-shutter-feature.html/
Nine frames a second burst
Quiet shutter
Seems ideal for someone interested in photographing "everyday life" and the like

>>19388

I wouldn't want to disturb her. Maybe I'd take a tasteful pic or two if I could do it without upsetting her, but she'd likely see me and I doubt she'd appreciate it someone doing that...

This picture makes me feel happy

>>19373

>>19415

Oh god dammit... Those nipple tattoos ruin it :(

>>19420
I hope they are not permanent, otherwise i question her sanity.

>>19423
If you really wan't to look at it that way, she is gnawing her own shirt, albeit playfully, I still wouldn't trust that mouth with my John-Thomas. Why is it always the pretty ones?

God damn that goth chick is hot.

Also, I just love this picture. No idea why.

>>19432

>>19437

Love karlie montana - there's a video of her sitting on a glass table showing everything off which is one of my faves of all time!

Thought I'd post one of are queen...

>>19373
Bumping with Olivia Wilde.

and another, never found more. ;_;

How 'bout a ride, Mister?

>>19388

I saw the hottie again. Exchanged a shy glance.

I will procrastinate, dream and do nothing about it, no doubt.

>>19491

Be honest, this is anonymous after all- Ever crack one off to the thought of her? if you don't answer everyone will assume YES.

>>19490

No, it's okay. I've got a weekly ticket for the bus.

Is what I'd probably say.

>>19492

I fully admit it and thoroughly enjoyed it. If I can't even admit that on an anonymous board then I'd be worried.

Still, the issue will be resolved soon enough. I'll not be taking the bus to work soon enough, I'll be "car pooling" with someone, so that crushes that idle dream.

>>19494
If you can admit to it here you can tell her too.

>>19495

Tell someone one the bus I knocked one off to them? I'm sure that will go down well in court.

People here were saying on this site that a lad merely talking to or hitting on a woman on a bus can come across as "rapey". Imagine boasting of your carnal pleasures...

The days when a lad might have gotten away with such brazen behaviour is long gone.

>>19496
You'd have to use more elegant language than that, maybe "I brought myself to climax at the mere memory of your arse" or something like that.

>>19498

She does have a cracking arse on her, mind. If only we were all poets at heart like you. You should be the Cyrano de Bergerac to my Christian de Neuvillette.

Oh well, tomorrow will probably be the last time I see her, for a long while at the least. Maybe ever. I'll be sure to have a good gawp to fuel my lingering fantasies later. Ahem.

Shame I can't bump into her in a more socially acceptable situation for chat or get an excuse to talk.

>>19493
because you wouldn't hit that or because you're just shit at talking to women?

>>19500

Be a fucking man and go and talk to her, fuck.

Back on topic. Don't know why, just love this one.

>>19503

Taboo in Britain.

>>19503
>>19502
>posters on /x/
>speaking to women
>love your optimism

>>19505

Too right. If we were any good at that we wouldn't have gigabytes of porn.

and a milf for good measure

Well, I steeled myself to make a move on my public transport princess, but didn't get to see her today. Pity. Might not get to see her for some time or again at all.

>>19506
>>19507
>>19514

Nice additions, lads.

>>19516

Oh, and last time I saw her she wore a flower in her hair. Lovely.

[less than three]

>>19514
check the expression on her face, she knows her cameltoe is showing but doesn't give a fuck. love it.

The only reason anyone watches chuck.

just does it for me for some reason. can't pin it on one thing.

>>19373
pic reminds me of this

>>19792
>>19793

>>19794
Any more of this sexy little tart?

>>19373

I just love huge titties.

>>19970

That's not how you drive a car at all.

>>19973
BLOOMIN' WOMEN DRIVERS.

>>19946 me too.

>>20022

I hate small dogs, pointless. Also, would it kill her to crack a smile?

>>19373
needs more full nudes, i think.

>>20016
heart-attack-inducing-ass.

>>20034

>>20035

>>20002

>>20015

>>20047

>>20048

>>20049

>>19516
I get the feeling what i'm picturing in my head from your story is better than reality, still it's a good one.

>>20074
You're picturing Effy?

>>20075
yep, 'cept in my mind she's wearing a lot less.

>>20074

She is a looker. Nice style and outfits too.

Inb4 "bowties are cool". you know who you are.

shit, let me think, what else should i put? how 'bout some lezzas almost kissing?

>>20100

I've got some pix of here but never known where they came from. Sauce?

>>20103 Is this not a bit creepy? Taking a picture of a girl crying on the train and posting it on a porn board?

>>20113
How do you know she's crying? Just looks like she's trying to hide from the camera to me.

>>20105
nope idk either

>>20114 Much less creepy - posting a picture of a girl hiding from a camera on a porn board.

>>20116
I see what your saying but why don't we put a pin on that for just now, yeah? She's fit tho, amirite?

>>20117 All I can see is nice legs... in tights. I know all too well that tights can lie.

>>20126

>>20105
they were all done for "idani" photography. most can be found here- http://2photo.ru/14509-novye-raboty-fotografa-i-dani.html 2nd classiest fap of my life.

And a yacht, pile of cash and fancy flats in all the major cities while you're at it.

>>20484
What you talkin' bout, Willis?

>>20481

She would have been amazing looking without that fucking tattoo.

>>19506
same girl?

>>20506

>>20491
lol yeah. such a lot of body area for such a shit tat.

>>20491

She's amazing because of that tattoo.

>>19506 >>20481 Thread needs more BACKS dammit!!! get on it /x/.

>>20513
here, now quit yer bitchin'.

>>20563

do i win?

>>20578

Any more of her?

I know it's bad but I would, I really would.

>>20581
i'd gather an hj would be out of the question?

>>20582
OH YOU

>>20582>>20584

Don't samefag. It's not big and it's not clever.

>>20582
Well yeah but I imagine I could attach a fleshlight with the end cut off to a couple of rods then to her stump.

Probably be the best handjob ever.

>>20579
suicidegirl named Levee.

i believe this set is called "steamy"

>>20588
>>20589

Thankyou, kind sir.

>>20592
she's lovely, isn't she?

>>20593

Yeah, and she sort of reminds me of a girl I used to have a massive crush on.

>>20596
This is a total stab in the dark, but was your crush's name by any chance Caitlin?

>>20597

Alas, no. In fact, I can't recall her name right now.

>>20647
mate thats fucking arthouse. i fucking love it.

>>20656
it's only playboy. still worth a toss though.

maybe a group shot for variety.

is there a term for the pose where the legs are make a sort of "M" shape as the thighs are spread? pic related.

>>20665 but the knees stay bent otherwise it'd spell a "V".

>>20665

This pic is clearly missing a strapon.

>>20665

Are there any more of this set?

>>20656

Trufax. Moar?

>>20802

is it cold in here?

You had all better know who this is.

>>20847
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say tracey.

>>20848

Yes... But... Do you know why she is special?

>>20849
Has she been on tv or something?

>>20851
Had to check to make sure it was actually her.
Yeah, I've got that video bookmarked... I've been meaning to show it to a friend for almost a year... because it's funny.

Chippy is too far to walk because I am lazy.
I am also banned

>>19373 OP's pic reminded me of this.

Girl here looks not unlike an ex of mine. Less shameful than fapping to actual pics, but still pretty bad, i know.

>>20878

It's okay, I do that too. Most of the porn I have is women who remind me of various exes.

>>20878

You've been tapping some grade A poon lad, want to put in a good word for me?

>>20878

Who is she?

>>20882

A misty memory.

>>20883
I should've known that sounded too good to be original. Cheers for causing me to find the song. I like it a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/v/LDajrwMF5To

>>20892 That's a lot of hair...

>>20892
Those eyebrows make me feel funny.

>>20922
Oh yes, more of this sort of thing.

>>20922
Onion.ib? What witchcraft is afoot?

>>20932 I was curious what onion.ib is, then I googled it and found nothing. So I googled harder. Now, despite not seeing anything illegal, I'm afraid google will think I've been looking for CP.

>>20933
http://www.scroogle.org/cgi-bin/scraper.htm is your friend.

>>20933
It's that hidden wiki iirc, I was just wondering what the image had to do with it.

>>20936 so why is there a hidden wiki iirc?

>>20939
It lists all the known pages in the deep web/tor no matter there legal status. I learned this when I investigated the deep web via google after the thread about it on here. I found a forum conversation about it on the nike forum of all places, with screenshots, including of the assassination market.

>>20939 Oh wait, I thought you put IRC. Either way, I'm glad I had safe image search on when I was googling about for it in images figuring that onion.ib was possibly a funny ladies bending over in tights tag.

classy bird

>>20942

Same woman i think, this one always made me smile, she seems not arsed at all (no pun intended)

>>20941
The first result is the CP page off that chan if you search onion.ib and google actually has a functioning cache of the site, with all the links, although I doubt those would work without TOR. Not that I want to know, but I was surprised google could cache any such page.

So yeah, not a term I'll search again

>>20940
It's down now (I think), I had a poke about on tor the other week but didn't find anything of interest, I'm not a nonce mind.
I find deep web/darknet type stuff intriguing, but if I think about it nothing that would warrant lying so low would be of interest to me.

>>20943

Wait a fucking minute...

>>20943

Chloe De Lysses is brill.
Read more about her here (pics are down though): http://bougieman.livejournal.com/195736.html
A big archive of her photos can be found here: http://tinyurl.com/4xatg2p

>>20983

Looks like one of the neighbour's daughters. I'll have a fap to that later.