>>41388
I thought that has already happened? Lasses have gone from photoshopping themselves thinner to giving them bigger tits and arses.

>>41389
How do we know a lass did this?

>>41390
They tend to post them all over Instagram.

>>41390

A man would have done a more convincing edit.

>>41391
What's Instagram?

>>41393
The gateway to OnlyFans.

https://www.instagram.com/vixen/

Laura San Giacomo

>>41395
Is that her from Just Shoot Me with the huge bazungas?

>>41395
No guilt required for that at all.

>>41395

This thread is for mingers, nutters, grannies and weirdoes that we would nonetheless ride rotten, not Hollywood actresses with massive knockers.

>>41396
>>41398
Marvelous Bazungas, not a great face.

>>41399
I can't agree. All day long and the next day, and probably excellent conversation in between. I have an ugly mug too.

>>41401

If you actually would, then I think you need to reflect on where it all went wrong for you.

>>41402
You can just take the Liverpool top off. I, for one, would be interested in seeing what those tits look like.

Saw a woman with a big arse while walking the dogs and thought of you lads.

>>41403
That's the appeal here. I mean, bloody hell.

>>41405

a) they're clearly incredibly saggy, like a pair of tights full of lumpy porridge and
b) the face, jesus christ the face.

I keep daydreaming about shagging fat Katie Hopkins in a field. It feels so wrong and yet it feels so right.

>>41408
Good grief she's been comfort eating.

>>41408
I'm assuming she's in a cow costume at this point, bellowing to be milked?
If not, I'm not really seeing the point.

>>41409

She's not fat any more, sadly. She put on a load of weight and then lost it all just to prove that it's piss-easy, because that's the kind of spiteful weirdo she is.

>>41410

While I appreciate the hucow fantasy, I think I'd go for some wholesome extramarital fun. The sort of thing the tabloids would describe as a "steamy romp".

>>41409
This is from when she put on 3 stone and then lost it so she could call fat people lazy. I'd still give her one, having been raised by the internet I can't resist a woman who commits to pissing everyone off to the degree that she's banned from web2.0.

>>41412
What's her Geocities?

Maybe not such a guilty would but the girl the Voxi ad (Ella Bruccoleri) has been giving me a surprising amount of horn the past few months.

I'd menace HER at the bus stop IYKWIM

>>41510

I'll just leave this here.

https://twitter.com/MissAbigailWms

>>41513

I don't think this is even a guilty one. My grandma would like her.

>>41513
I had no idea there were so many sex workers on Twitter. A lot of them are haggard.

>>41518
>I had no idea there were so many sex workers on Twitter
First day?

>>41519
I only use Twitter for Vorderman. It holds no interest for me so I assumed it was a SFW platform.

>>41520

A lot of the Tumbly lot fled to Twitter when they got taken over by Yahoo and went sfw. But I'm fairly sure it's always been like that, just because there's next to no moderation and it's more or less public.

>>41518
Who's that (asking for a friend)?

>>41537
I believe she goes by "Google Image Search".

It's nice how twitter sex workers constantly retweet each other, seems like a supportive community.

>>41539
> Google Image Search

Yandex's image search is a gorillion times better.

>>41539
>>41540
Thanks I'll let my friend know.

>>41540
They work quite differently, I use them and tineye at different times.

>>41539
>>41540
>>41542
Not him but I tried all of these and she actually doesn't come up. I'm not really attracted to her at all but I like to feel included.

>>41543
She does, I checked before saying to use it.

>>41544
You're just trying to get us put on a register, aren't you?>>41544

>>41545
How are you this useless? Click "All sizes" then the one that's obviously another sex worker retweeting her.

>>41547
I'm probably more adept at climbing a tree than somebody like you.

>>41548
Jesus. You have a word-filter for that too?

>>41549
Awkwardly worded, non-sequitor word filters are our specialty.

>>41564
I don't really feel guilt about that. She seems quite "normal" to me. Maybe we need a normal thread.

>>41565

I think we're well past the point of distinguishing between "guilty would" and "fairly average-looking woman that I for some reason find particularly attractive".

>>41564
I find the mole on her finger quite bothersome.

>>41577

I have mixed feelings about the hair on her inner thighs.

>>41579
You'll be grateful for it come winter.

>>41564

I feel like I've just had a wank over Jacob Rees Mogg.