>>40968
Then that makes her one tasty mass-murderer.

Priti Patel could bully me any day IYKWIM

>>40971
She really is uncommonly attractive for a politician, I've had a crush on her for years. Just look at that smirk - phwoar!

I'm sure some swivel-eyed Corbynista will jump in now to detail all the degrading things he'd love to do to her out of revenge for Universal Credit or whatever.

>>40971>>40972
She is attractive, undoubtedly, but she's visibly pure evil as well. That second bit kills my hard-on somewhat.

>>40973

That helps for me.

Would love to be tortured by her.

>>40972

I'd definitely love to do some degrading race-play with her where I'm some kind of British Raj official and she's my upper caste but still subservient secretary, and most of her secretarial duties involve being made to piss outside like an animal while I also piss into her mouth and she thanks me for it.

>>40975

That's too good not to steal. Thanks for the wank fantasy mate.

>>40975

It's all about arse pissing round here m8

>>40977
Pornhub has you covered there m8, it's practically mainstream.

Also I just want to say that adblocking the OP picture has significantly improved my .gs experience.

>>40978

It's all bumbders doing it on Pornhub

>>40979
Since when has the casual use of homophobic language been acceptable around here?

>>40981

Pretty much forever, you big gayend.

"Since when has casual [x] been acceptable around here" is my least favourite forced meme on .gs. There's just no humour there.

>>40983
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like er, your opinion, man.

>>40983

Since when has casual meta-cynicism been acceptable round here?

It's been over eight years but I'm only just now seeing how mismatched her boobs are.

>>40986

Fuck, now I've noticed it as well.

>>40986>>40987
“Zero human consciousness. Perfect”

>>40986 So what _have_ you been concentrating on as you crack one out? The cheeky grin?

>>40989

Honestly the fact she's coquettishley tugging on her pubes is what has been drawing my attention for at least the last half decade.

>>40986>>40990
I thought I'd never see it again. I did not account for my mind's eye. Thanks a lot lads.

>>40992
Awful.

I don't know what it is that makes it seem like some kind of transgression, maybe having racist parents and not really growing up around anyone even remotely brown? I only just noticed the other day on one of her cookery programmes and how she put food in her mouth.

>>40994
Is it cos she's a shortarse? She is a bit cute though.

>>40995
Hadn't noticed that she's a shade under 5 foot. My god.

>>40992
Amazing. Who is she?

>>40997
Never mind, I hadn't heard of her and assumed the watermark was just going to be some photographer.

>>40997>>40998
It's like a story in two parts. Quickest loss of stiffie ever.

>>40999
Nah m8. I can deal.

>>41000

Fair play to you.

I've just remembered that fat lass who was 5 minute famous having punched somebody getting her tits out for News if the World on her 18th birthday. Surely somebody else knows what I mean.

>>41002

I vaguely remember - she was wearing boxing gloves in the shoot and had awful tits?

I don't know who she is or who she punched, though.

>>41004
That's her. One huge tit, one smaller.

Isolation is making my wanks unusual.

>>41006
Abbey Johnstone is (was?) her name.

>>41007
You called?

>>41008

Her tits aren't that lopsided.

>>41009

Time had exaggerated them.

I believe I genuinely had bigger man tits than her ten years ago. I don't know if that's more of a judgement on me or her, but usually with fat birds at least their knockers get fat too.

>>41008
Phwoooooaaaarrr

>>41008
She's got really nice skin, i'd prefer to see her without makeup.

>>41011 >>41012

The week after lockdown ends is going to be like Christmas for ugly people. The week after that, there'll be queues round the block at the GUM clinic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfpCXP14blw

The education coordinator at Bovingdon Tank Museum. She looks like Shrek, but in a good way.

>>41061

Yes, now this thread is going places. I bet she can nosh like her life depends on it.

>>41061
Is the reason hefty lasses paint massive eyebrows on because regular sized ones make the rest of their head look massive?

The first time I've found an outie belly button attractive. I feel very confused.

She was kind of hot for a kid napping, blood drinking, occult reptilian.

>>41213
Her face looks like one David Firth photoshopped together from composites.

>>41213
I had many wanks to her in 2008. Couldn't see myself voting for Clinton but in the word of the notorious swinger Kissinger 'Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac'.

There's probably a thread there but I imagine it would just end up with the usual picks.