>>43464
I love her so much.

>>43465

I'm sure she's a lovely lady, but I doubt that she has ever queued in the division lobbies with an arse full of spunk. ARE LIZ hasn't trusted a fart since 2006.

>>43466

Anyway, ARE ANGELA became a grandmother at the age of 37 and her tits cost the same as a low-mileage Dacia Sandero. Fitter when she was fat, mind.

>>43464
>If we're going to obsess over a politician, could we try another one for a bit? Angela Rayner's £5,600 granny milkers, perhaps? Penny Mordaunt's sword handling skills? Maybe a backbench wildcard like Stella Creasy or Alison McGovern?

It says 'Guilty Would' not a 'I'd introduce her to my parents and get a cat together'.

>>43465
Her face looks like the after picture of someone who got attacked by a chimpanzee.

>>43468

>Her face looks like the after picture of someone who got attacked by a chimpanzee.


I'll hazard a guess and say PCOS. It often makes lasses look slightly manly.

A friend had to take some highly dosed estrogen against it, a few times stronger than your average birth control pills, and she said she would grow a beard without it.

I think Rutland MP Alicia Kearns has been posted before, she's hot to trot (but as hot as Nadia).

>>43467

> became a grandmother at the age of 37

That normally screams council estate. But I guess it gives you street cred if you're in Labour.

I'd let her ride my toxic gossip train.

>>43484

She's in great nick from the neck down to be fair.

I'd show her some strict discipline IYKWIM.

Stumbled upon Eugenia Cooney. It's sad, mentally ill 28 year old woman starving herself to death etc. But in a way she is pretty and I would like to protect her. Fatten her up.

Fuck around and find out, so they say

>>43505
Mental Russian lasses are top-tier shags. Fuck around.

https://uk.style.yahoo.com/extinction-rebellion-activist-stabbed-boyfriend-133201075.html

>An Extinction Rebellion activist stabbed her boyfriend to death as he pleaded “I love you”, a court heard.

>Blaze Lily Wallace, a 28-year-old law student, was jailed for life on Monday after following her fiancé Samuel Mayo down the street after a domestic dispute last summer at their home in south west London, and fatally wounding him.

>Witnesses heard him repeatedly shout: “Please Blaze. I love you, please Blaze,” before he bled to death at the side of the road, begging motorists and passers-by to call an ambulance.

I'd let her mortally wound me IYKWIM.

>>43508
Bit of double penetration action with her would be nice, you do her, then she does you. Bit like a praying mantis.

It's official.

>>43512

She'll probably be 50 before she gets out. If she gets out.

>>43513
Well it's not like I was going to be stuck having kids with her either way.

>>43514


You'd win any custody battle hands-down.

>>43512
According to John 8:7 she's definitely fuckable.

>>43512
I'm calling it lads. She'll be out on appeal at some time in the future.

Can't work out if Swell Entertainment is unconventionally sexy or just kind of odd looking.

>>43519
Nah she's definitely got that interesting factor. Sortof like an attractive Githyanki with the nostrils and wide mouth. Her confident demeanor is compelling.
Not an ounce of guilt.

>>43520
I think I feel guilt because she looks very much like an ex-housemate of mine who I lusted after, but she was dating one of my friends. Forbidden fruit.

>>43519

She's definitely odd looking, but there's nothing wrong with that.

For a very long time I thought I was better than this thread.

Vicky from Car Gurus. She's got good breasts and automotive knowledge.

Don't lie to me. You all thought about it.

>>43557
She is an awful person, but I am right with you. I fear this is the very nub of her attraction as her politician.

Happy Easter.

(A good day to you Sir!)

New housemate has me watching TOWIE.

>>43707

I don't know what TOWIE is, but is she a Brazilian transsexual?

>>43708
He asked me to post it Purps. Just look at how he's dressed.

>>43709

Are they speaking English? Is it some kind of special programme for people with learning disabilities? Is it like Stanley Unwin for the TikTok generation? I don't understand.

>>43625
Absolutely would, fuck the haters.

>>43710

It's some weird soap-opera, staged reality show hybrid for the most beige of beige girls.

The big lass off the Simply Business advert.

>>43863
I can fix her.

Not in a sexual way but she's quite interesting looking. Half pretty woman. Half G-Virus sufferer. If you were in bed together you'd want to sleep on a certain side so you wake up looking at her normal face half instead of the questionable one. She's a make up artist which is neat, lots of confidence to be doing make up nice when half of your face is conventionally unpopular.

>>43883
>she's quite interesting looking
I've always felt confused about my response to that womans visuals. Her non-deformed side isn't really my type in the first place, but they she's got that strange 'flawed beauty' thing going on which I think attraction to is more about the perciever than the percieved. Disingenuous.

I think a paraplegic partner would be a cool gimmick. "Oh that's the guy with the paraplegic girlfriend". Fucking paralysed pussy must be the cleanest best pleasure.

>>43888
What Sasha might be lacking in the quadraspazzed department she more than makes up for with her pleasant disposition.

She looks like a mental slag in a good way. Not sure I approve of the whole "calling a black boy a nigger in a playground and going viral for it" though.

This woman keeps coming up on my social media feeds. I think she's a big pilates and wellness influencer on TikTok. But she's very striking looking. Weak chin that's a double, long teeth, very gummy, kind of gormless eyes, fridgelike body. It shouldn't work but it does. She reminds me of the Dead Hand from Ocarina Of Time, but in an attractive way.

>>44027
She'd fuckin get it. Imagine her doing a Dobby routine alongside you at work? "Ooh, just let squeeze through here" as she presses her bum against you.
Her body type is great in missionary and natural mating press.

Love grows. I'd rather catch a glimps of sincere beauty and lust in an interesting face than continually notice more and more imperfections.

>>44027

Like a version of an old flatmate of mine, but less conventionally attractive.