>>23810

>>23811
Now I'm with you on her, she looks mighty odd for some reason, but I definitely would, with little guilt attached.

Judy Finnigan would be a terrific fuck.

[image of schoolgirl]
Rite guise?

Stars of XFACTOR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrNbLBS1D2Q

>>23814

What guilt?

Rebecca Fucking Black.

>>23825
...wat

>>23825

That's not Rebecca Black lad.

Well it might be a Rebecca Black but it isn't the Rebecca Black.

>>23827
Oh in all liklihood she isn't, but I'd say it's fairly apparent that the intention was to look like her.

Either way, would.

>>23825

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG

I'll have one to go, please.

>>23829

She's got a really big gob.

>>23829

>>23829
I get her and Selena Gomez mixed up all the time. Imagine a threesome with those two.

>>23848

Two notoriously annoying teenagers in the same room at the same time... No thanks lad.

In fact I can't think of a worse combination.

Actually I just thought of a worse combination. As you were.

>>23849
Not even if they are naked and begging you to micturate into their respective anal passages?

>>23848
Fuck's sake lad. I'd quite happily murder them both - a proper 'guilty' pleasure.

I find her irritating, yet ever so slightly arousing.

>>23863
=^.^=

>>23863

Let's play Only Connect then. First picture, what's the connection?

>>23865

Second clue

>>23869
>DANG!



Is it "things we'd like to see done to Piers Morgan"?

>>23870

Not quite.

Third image

>>23871

And number four.

Still one point up for grabs

OK, time for the answers.

>>23865

Brassica Napus, better known as RAPE

>>23869

Pirate flag, the Jolly ROGER

>>23871

An ancient RUIN

>>23872

A kitchen TAP

Rape, Roger, Ruin, Tap: All things I'd like to do to Victoria Coren

>>23876
For the final one you could have also gone for faucet, as in you'd like to force it into her anus.

>>23908
I much prefer this version.

I wouldn't expect to come out alive.

>>23938
She'd only fake it, m8.
I'll get my coat.

Guilty threesome.

>>23966
You are a very sick man.

>>23813
she walks past my shop often, hang around you may get a chance

/fail

>>24099

Suddenly the first picture has became much more appealing.

>>24103
If you had told me before that it could get worse, I wouldn't have believed you.

you're ruining /x/ for me

>>24099
I am never ever ever going to Scotland. That is all.

>>24099
Where did you find this?

I wouldn't want to be her friend but by god I'd destroy her.

>>23810

>>24982

I'd lick her spicy arsehole while she tells me things about art.

>>24985

>>24986

>>23863

>>23863

I would fuck Katy Brand until my cock melted.

The papers are saying that there's an Adele sex tape been leaked, anyone got a source?

>>25120
It's not real.

>>25120
>>25121
If it were, would you even want to watch it?

>>25127
No, I wouldn't, but one doesn't have a choice in such a situation.

>>25127
If only for a few minutes, just to laugh.

>>25127
Definitely. There's precious little than can shock us any more.

We are the Princes of the Internet, after all.

>>25132

I want to do a sex in Shami Chakrabarti.

I'm not even guilty about it.

The chubby brunette out of Watson and Oliver looks like she'd be proper fucking dirty.

My first childhood crush, which I imagine explains much.

>>26300

Hang on, I didn't post that. Who are you? Are you me? And how do you know I had a childhood crush on Moira Stewart?

>>26296
I'm with you mate, I'd get her to gobble my sack in a heartbeat. It's almost worth signing up to do a course in Oxford Brookes just for the remote possibility you arrive in some situation where you could get a decent titwank from her and blast it in that mouth of hers.

Raksha Dave from Time Team, the camera crew usually manage to get a sneaky shot of cleavage while she is bent over at least once an episode

>>26304

Not heard of her, but a definite would.

I'd quite like to shaft Joanna Neary, wot played Judith in Ideal and who is mates with Robin Ince and that.

This one's always rather contentious.

>>26307

Millican would be a terrific shag, just turn the lights off and enjoy it. I pity the fool who says no to Millican.

>>26304

While we're on the subject of fit academics...

>>26311
Is that the lass from coast? Would rummage, on top of a cliff, in a thunderstorm, covered in mud, with "Love is only a feeling" playing as accompaniment

I imagine she'd give a proper sloppy gobble.

>>26311
Not a guilty would at all though. She is actually bloody lovely.

Samira Ahmed off Channel 4 News. Would.

With no shame.

>>26316
Too far.

>>26316

She's got a fit body when she's off the cakes, but just a bit too down's syndrome in the face. I'd do her from behind, but I wouldn't want anyone to know.

>>26318
I prefer her with a bit of weight on, also the slightly mongy face is part of the charm for me. I am a bit of a deviant though so there you go.

The mum off of That 70s Show.

Would.

Nightmare Mode

>>26323

I'd invade her southern archipelago, IYKWIM.

>>26304
I'd dig her trench, IYKWIM

>>26585
I'd attack her with my nuclear sub while she's retreating, IYKWIM.

>>26323

I'll show her what a real exorcet missile looks like.

>>26323

I'd sink her juicy Belgranos and actually IDKWIM

Even now.

Sorry for practically double posting, but Sandi Toksvig. Since I was young and had the pleasure of watching her on Call my Bluff. I feel ashamed.

And yes, I am aware that she plays all female lawn tennis.

>>26300

Not a bit of guilt there, lad. That voice.

>>26313
>proper sloppy gobble

I keep saying this back to myself in a Welsh accent and feeling something between mirth and nausea.

>>28104

She strikes me as an immensely genuine and intelligent person. Were she not totally uninterested in my bits I'd do so shamelessly.

On the note of women who like women I also find Sue Perkins extremely pretty, in a tomboyish way.

>>28105

Seconded on Sue, she's what a British tomboy should be like.
And she's a lesbian, thats always a bonus.

Lorne Spicer.
She could be condescending about my personal finances to get me in the mood for something rough.

>>28120
I bet Liza loves it up the arse.

Daisy from Spaced.

I didn't class her as a guilty would until I announced my desire for her in front of mates and got roundly shot down.

>>28139

Your mates are wrong - I for one would feel no guilt.

Unless she called me 'boss hog'.

Mel from Flight of the Conchords.
If I was Brett or Jermaine I'd have absolutely ruined her the first chance I got.

Has anyone said Francesca Martinez yet?

Definite would, I could root her in the disabled bogs without shame and get to park right by the doors at Morrisons.

>>28154 I get the impression she'd be all teeth during oral. More of a chewjob than a blowjob.

>>28154

I once shagged an ex in the disabled toilets of a local pub. It was terrible. The bright neon lights and white tiles and grab rails gave it a disgusting clinical feel, I didn't even climax.

>>28144

She just pisses me off. I saw her in another show when she played pretty much the same character, and then on a panel show where she made two shitty jokes and said fuck all else. She boils my piss.

Theon's blokey sister.

>>28176
The ladies loos are far better for this, that odd perfume/lady funk aroma, stopping whenever someone walks in, trying not to giggle..

>>28139

I look almost exactly like Simon Amstell, so I rather enjoyed this:

https://www.youtube.com/v/0jxftMfRd6w

>>28179
Seeing Daisy dressed decently for once and frolicking around gave me a proper nostalgia lob on.

Oh yes.

>>28181
80s edition? 80s edition.