Excellent thread.

>>28674

There're more of these but I can't be arsed to set up the directory dumper.

>>28666
Pah, i bet these floozies can't even patch an inner tube!

>>28667

Far too much brake cable on show.

>>28668

No brakes, and it's not a track bike. Wouldn't bang.

>>28673

She left the reflectors on? Tacky.

>>28676

That clearly isn't a Sold Secure lock.

>>28679

A Bianchi that isn't celeste is a crime.

>>28677

I have that same stem and groupset, I'm in love.

>>28681
Agree'd needs more muddy cyclocross girls!

>>28682
Bloody hell, those thighs.

>>28686

>>28687

This isn't just any big sexy arse, this is Anna Meares' big sexy arse.

>>28681

You sir have got your priorities in order. Campagnolo before hoes.

>>28697
Egg beater pedals with heels? Pffft

>>28701
I imagine off frame is a kind of human pyramid of east Asian whores, all presenting their derriers as targets and a rather portly middle aged German who orchestrated all this, is having a well earned chuckle.

https://www.youtube.com/v/5Sri8aUvkxA it needed a tune

>>28666

>>29122
Bloody Italians

>>28666

dem muddy birds

>>29132

She looks like the living embodiment of my persistent pattern of bad relationships.

>>29133

If that bike isn't going to be used on the track, I'm not interested.

>>29143
The tits hanging out with everything else covered tickled me.

Look at them fucking drop outs.
And she's got that thing where y'know, not that good looking, so you can believe that she rides.

ffffffff

>>29156

If she stopped playing to the crowd and concentrated she might put in a decent time.

>>29157

That frame is obviously far too small.

>>29145

Spot the odd bike out.

Hooo man, lookit dem fookin legs, lyk

>>29132
larger version.

Ewww god what a filthy hipster.

>>29174
Hipsters on bikes?! I find that racist and offensive
#abled privilege

Is that a saddle in my arse or is your cock 4 ft long?

>>29174
Riser bars and deep V rims in garish colours?
tut tut

>>29174

GB2Hoxton

>>29197
Trotties the queen on my heart <3

>>29200

>>29201
mimimimi

>>29202

I honestly fancy the baldy one.

>>29202
Can't post pic on iPad but thought I'd share anyway.

Trott cameltoe http://imgur.com/r/cameltoe/4WUKP

>>29208

You can post images with iOS 6 now.

>>29209
She has very hairy arms.

>>29210

High testosterone innit.

>>29210
That's pretty light, even for a woman.
DON'T SAY NUFFINK BAD BOUT MY TROTTY, I'LL MERK UP YOUR MUM

Those thighs.

Bumpu.

>>32024

>>32025

>>32026

Nothing more beautiful than a pair of bike sculpted lycra lady thighs

A motorbike is fine too.

>>32305
What bike is that? By god I want it. And her. Mostly the bike though.

>>32306
1978 Honda CB550.

>>32307
Google told me before you did; I had thought it was the 350 which is my dream bike but didn't want to sound like a ninny. I want both of the things in that picture even more now.

>>28666

>>32305

I bet she is an even better ride than that bike.

I notice she has been playing silly buggers with the branding on the tyres too. >>32308

>>33107
Well she's not going to get very far facing backwards. Doesn't anyone THINK about these things when constructing porn?

>>33118

It's a fixed gear bike, so she could indeed pedal backwards.

She might also be about to adjust the level of her saddle.

Why would anyone want a fixed gear bike these days? What's next, penny farthings? Wooden bone shakers?

>>33120

>Just one gear on my fixie bike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmWN9VYZXfY#t=13

>>33120

Riding a fixed gear bike is a very different and quite rewarding tactile experience compared to your standard 20-odd gear freewheeler. At tbe risk of sounding like a cunt, it's something you just won't get unless you've had a go on one. Your pedaling feels much more direct.

And as you cannot stop pedalling while in motion, it is exceptionally good for those who want to improve their fitness or the power of their pedalling. You can't coast so your legs become powerhouses in no time at all.

Theres also something to be said for their mechanical simplicity. Removing gears removes a huge amount of common mechanical pitfalls.

Fixed gear bikes have been on the periphery of the cycling enthusiast for a long time now. Sheldon Brown, the patron saint of all cyclists, has wanted us all to have a go on a fixed gear for about a decade before hipsters even existed.

Sheldonbrown.com/fixed/

Ah, so it another fad by hipster idiots. Those morons really need to get jobs and a new hobby. Never seen a worse bunch of cunts as a subculture.

>>33123
I look forward to leaving you in the dust up inclines and pulling away from traffic lights m8. Fixie bikes are for cyclodromes, nothing else.

>>33125

I don't remember saying they'd somehow be faster.

Though there's nothing more satisfying than dropping a pack of geared roadies on a fixed gear. It's not going to happen unless they're MAMILS or carbon commuters, but those groups tend to be the ones who sneer at fixed gears. Honestly, if Sheldon Brown's word isn't good enough for you I can't believe you have a clue about cycling.

http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/three-girls-ride-bikes-nude_79564.html