Excellent thread.

>>28674

There're more of these but I can't be arsed to set up the directory dumper.

>>28666
Pah, i bet these floozies can't even patch an inner tube!

>>28667

Far too much brake cable on show.

>>28668

No brakes, and it's not a track bike. Wouldn't bang.

>>28673

She left the reflectors on? Tacky.

>>28676

That clearly isn't a Sold Secure lock.

>>28679

A Bianchi that isn't celeste is a crime.

>>28677

I have that same stem and groupset, I'm in love.

>>28681
Agree'd needs more muddy cyclocross girls!

>>28682
Bloody hell, those thighs.

>>28686

>>28687

This isn't just any big sexy arse, this is Anna Meares' big sexy arse.

>>28681

You sir have got your priorities in order. Campagnolo before hoes.

>>28697
Egg beater pedals with heels? Pffft

>>28701
I imagine off frame is a kind of human pyramid of east Asian whores, all presenting their derriers as targets and a rather portly middle aged German who orchestrated all this, is having a well earned chuckle.

https://www.youtube.com/v/5Sri8aUvkxA it needed a tune

>>28666

>>29122
Bloody Italians

>>28666

dem muddy birds

>>29132

She looks like the living embodiment of my persistent pattern of bad relationships.

>>29133

If that bike isn't going to be used on the track, I'm not interested.

>>29143
The tits hanging out with everything else covered tickled me.

Look at them fucking drop outs.
And she's got that thing where y'know, not that good looking, so you can believe that she rides.

ffffffff

>>29156

If she stopped playing to the crowd and concentrated she might put in a decent time.

>>29157

That frame is obviously far too small.

>>29145

Spot the odd bike out.

Hooo man, lookit dem fookin legs, lyk

>>29132
larger version.

Ewww god what a filthy hipster.

>>29174
Hipsters on bikes?! I find that racist and offensive
#abled privilege

Is that a saddle in my arse or is your cock 4 ft long?

>>29174
Riser bars and deep V rims in garish colours?
tut tut

>>29174

GB2Hoxton

>>29197
Trotties the queen on my heart <3

>>29200

>>29201
mimimimi

>>29202

I honestly fancy the baldy one.

>>29202
Can't post pic on iPad but thought I'd share anyway.

Trott cameltoe http://imgur.com/r/cameltoe/4WUKP

>>29208

You can post images with iOS 6 now.

>>29209
She has very hairy arms.

>>29210

High testosterone innit.

>>29210
That's pretty light, even for a woman.
DON'T SAY NUFFINK BAD BOUT MY TROTTY, I'LL MERK UP YOUR MUM

Those thighs.

Bumpu.

>>32024

>>32025

>>32026

Nothing more beautiful than a pair of bike sculpted lycra lady thighs

A motorbike is fine too.

>>32305
What bike is that? By god I want it. And her. Mostly the bike though.

>>32306
1978 Honda CB550.

>>32307
Google told me before you did; I had thought it was the 350 which is my dream bike but didn't want to sound like a ninny. I want both of the things in that picture even more now.

>>28666

>>32305

I bet she is an even better ride than that bike.

I notice she has been playing silly buggers with the branding on the tyres too. >>32308

>>33107
Well she's not going to get very far facing backwards. Doesn't anyone THINK about these things when constructing porn?

>>33118

It's a fixed gear bike, so she could indeed pedal backwards.

She might also be about to adjust the level of her saddle.

Why would anyone want a fixed gear bike these days? What's next, penny farthings? Wooden bone shakers?

>>33120

>Just one gear on my fixie bike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmWN9VYZXfY#t=13

>>33120

Riding a fixed gear bike is a very different and quite rewarding tactile experience compared to your standard 20-odd gear freewheeler. At tbe risk of sounding like a cunt, it's something you just won't get unless you've had a go on one. Your pedaling feels much more direct.

And as you cannot stop pedalling while in motion, it is exceptionally good for those who want to improve their fitness or the power of their pedalling. You can't coast so your legs become powerhouses in no time at all.

Theres also something to be said for their mechanical simplicity. Removing gears removes a huge amount of common mechanical pitfalls.

Fixed gear bikes have been on the periphery of the cycling enthusiast for a long time now. Sheldon Brown, the patron saint of all cyclists, has wanted us all to have a go on a fixed gear for about a decade before hipsters even existed.

Sheldonbrown.com/fixed/

Ah, so it another fad by hipster idiots. Those morons really need to get jobs and a new hobby. Never seen a worse bunch of cunts as a subculture.

>>33123
I look forward to leaving you in the dust up inclines and pulling away from traffic lights m8. Fixie bikes are for cyclodromes, nothing else.

>>33125

I don't remember saying they'd somehow be faster.

Though there's nothing more satisfying than dropping a pack of geared roadies on a fixed gear. It's not going to happen unless they're MAMILS or carbon commuters, but those groups tend to be the ones who sneer at fixed gears. Honestly, if Sheldon Brown's word isn't good enough for you I can't believe you have a clue about cycling.

http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/three-girls-ride-bikes-nude_79564.html

>>33125

The word you're looking for is "velodrome".

>>33126

Fixed-gear bikes do have their applications, but I think they're a poor choice for the vast majority of users.

Traditionally, roadies would use fixed-gear bikes through the winter because you get a little bit more road feel in properly dreadful conditions. Using backpressure to modulate your speed was very valuable back in the dark ages of sidepull brakes and steel rims. These days that's irrelevant, as you can kit a winter bike with disc brakes and studded tyres and ride easily through snow and ice. There's an argument that they're a useful training tool for improving cadence, but I'd far rather use a turbo.

The overwhelming majority of people who think they want a fixed-gear or single-speed bike really want a gearhub, they just don't realise it. Gearhubs are very unfashionable in the UK, mainly because the trade is dominated by enthusiast cyclists with little interest in utility cycling. With an S3X, you can retain the direct feel of a fixed gear, but get three very useful ratios instead of just one. With an SA Duomatic or a Sram Automatix, you can have two ratios without a shifter or any cables. If you just want a low-maintenance bike, you can get a similar gear range to a derailleur setup with none of the hassle from an Alfine, Sram G8 or a Rohloff.

People talk about the practicality and simplicity of fixed gear bikes, but in countries with a long tradition of utility cycling, they're very rare. Most of the world's utility and commuter bikes are equipped with hub gearing, hub brakes, a chaincase, full-length mudguards and puncture-resistant tyres. They're not quick, they're not sexy, but they'll get you to your destination without covering you in mud and grease, and can be used daily without any routine maintenance.

Don't even get me started on those pricks who ride without a front brake - more than 70% of your available braking force is on your front wheel.

>>33128
Forgot my pic.

>>33130

Wasn't worth the wait.

>>33131

It was m8, that's a Cinelli Mash Bolt on Ellipses with what look like Omniums. That's a proper nice setup.

>>33131
Your mum wasn't worth the wait.

The women and the bikes are getting uglier.

>>33134
Thanks for contributing.

http://beeg.com/6983550

I say.

>>33143
I haven't seen dayglo bikes and sunglasses like that since the early 90s.

So hot.

http://vimeo.com/30940244

>>33146
>>33143
Is this porn imitating art or art imitating porn?

>>33143
>>33146

Halfords should do this in their shops as part of their sales. I'd buy one.

>>33148
Are you suggesting that porn isn't art?

http://fuskator.com/full/-wzGhFQ~Zx6/amateurindex_bike_busty_carlotta_Carlotta+Champagne_champagne.html

>>33150

By definition.

>>33151

What if I wank off to a Gauguin nude? What if I frame a copy of Razzle and hang it in the Tate?

>>33152

If a toilet can be art then Razzle can. Art is whatever someone says is art.

>>33153

But pornography cannot be pornography unless it is deviod of artistic merit, it cannot be art if it is also porn.

Artistic porn is an oxymoron.

>>33158
What >>33153 was getting at is that one man's art is another's porn. Neither "art" nor "porn" are intrinsic qualities. Subjective, innit.

>>33159

The traditional definition of pornography is something that has no intrinsic artistic value.

Therefore, you could argue there is no such thing as artistic porn as it is a contradiction in terms; An oxymoronic statement.

This is just twisting words for fun though mate, it was a jest in reply to >>33150 that seemed to go over everyone's head.

>>33160
>The traditional definition of pornography is something that has no intrinsic artistic value.
Likewise a urinal. There may be no such thing as artistic porn but that doesn't mean that your last porn download isn't a piece of art to someone.

Twisting words for fun though, agreed.

>>33161

Then why wont you let him have any fun?

There was a time on .gs everyone would have understood that remark, how low we've sunk.

>>33162
>Then why wont you let him have any fun?
We're both having fun. Is there some reason you interrupted?

She could sit on my helmet any day.

>>34663

>bike too small
>saddle too low
>only using one toe strap
>no front brake
>horrible riser bars

4/10, must try harder

>>34664

I'm not sure it's even the bike, that lady just looks overly long.

>>34664

I think it was a fad for hipsters to run around on fixed gears without front brakes. I'm not sure why.

>>34666
The brake-less bikes were for those who could do a skid stop. So impractical it make me think if they wanted a death wish.

>>34663

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BRAKES?

I know fixies can kind of slow down if you try really hard to counteract the momentum of the pedals, but that thing's a fucking deathtrap.

Speaking of fixies, is there a thread anywhere about them, or do I just go straight to /101/?

>>34682

You just shove your shoe on the tyre.

They're meant for doing daft young bloke in hoodie things on those strange tubular ramps and spinning the front wheel around and such, not actually going anywhere.

People ride around on them nevertheless, presumably because they're daft.

>>34683

I've tried fixies before, and it feels like I've got almost no control. Maybe it is different in parks, but for like cycling around the suburbs, hopping between road and pavement and having to stop quickly, plus balancing on the pedals...fucking fixies man.

>>34684
You're not meant to feel in control, you're meant to imagine passers by thinking you're really educated and classy.

>>34685
How? I mean I'm not particular immersed in cycling culture but it would just say to me that you were too thick to remember to buy gears and brakes.

>>34684

I ride a fixed gear to work. In the last year I've started riding a LOT on my road bike, so I got to the point where I wasn't getting anything out of my commute - my heart rate was barely out of rest rate. Also, I didn't like the idea of riding my very expensive pride and joy in all weathers in heavy traffic. So I bought something that'd still be a challenge to ride up (and down) all the hills on the way. It's certainly working, it's improved my climbing immensely.

Of course I could have achieved all that by pedaling constantly everywhere in top gear on a heavy bike but I'm a Cyclist which means I have money to burn. Plus they're really fun. I have two brakes on the thing though because I'm not a cunt.

This is certainly the wrong place for this discussion. Here's some Fahlin.