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>> No. 34185 Anonymous
10th August 2014
Sunday 11:22 pm
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Fuck it, I'll just post my tits on /x/ for the world to see (sorry Bananaman, I hope you can forgive me).

This is a cont. from http://britfa.gs/emo/res/19566.html (forgot how to link because I'm all shagged out) so that the OP can have his thread back.
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>> No. 34330 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 7:12 pm
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So what is the etiquette regarding safe sex?

Who provides the condom? The prozzie or the john?
>> No. 34331 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 7:14 pm
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>>34329
Yes but even with a loan it still costs an arm and a leg.
>> No. 34332 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 7:16 pm
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>>34331
Get out.
>> No. 34333 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 7:27 pm
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>>34330

Working girls always carry condoms, they'd be mad not to.
>> No. 34334 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 7:32 pm
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>>34330
Me, of course. Part of the service, plus I would never trust a condom from someone else. You never know.

No one from here has asked.me yet so I don't know, haven't decided!
>> No. 34335 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 7:32 pm
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>>34334
About discounts that is, sorry, wasn't clear.
>> No. 34336 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 7:35 pm
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>>34328>>34327

"Just the half hour, my hip's playing up and I've got a dissertation due. Now, what's your policy on arse pissing..?"
>> No. 34337 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 7:47 pm
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>>34325
There's a blog entry on this by the way.
>> No. 34338 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 7:51 pm
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If I bring my autism diagnosis and my student card and a photo of Moaty, that should be good proof of needing a discount, right?
>> No. 34339 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 7:59 pm
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>>34333>>34334
A lot of men wouldn't trust a condom provided by a woman. Granted escorts have more reason to protect themselves but there's always those scary women about who needle a condom for malicious intent.

It's a funny world when the most common and advanced protection against STDs and pregnancy is nothing more than a latex sheath. My dad was told in his youth that we'd all be living on the moon by the time he was an adult. I was told there would be more advanced forms of protection for sex when I was an adult. The expectations from my generation was pretty fucking low and we haven't even managed that.

Also no three sea shells
>> No. 34341 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 8:15 pm
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>>34340
>sex organs using artificial elastomer synthesised by polymerization of petroleum by-products

Keep going, I'm nearly there..
>> No. 34342 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 8:15 pm
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>>34339
>It's a funny world when the most common and advanced protection against STDs and pregnancy is nothing more than a latex sheath.
Why? Were you hoping for some sort of energy forcefield? You can make anything sound disappointing if you phrase it the right way. "Nothing more than a latex sheath"? We used to use nothing at all, or animal intestines, or prayer. Now we protect our sex organs using artificial elastomer synthesised by polymerization of petroleum by-products. There you go, that sounds more futuristic.
>> No. 34343 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 8:16 pm
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>>34341
Sorry, had to fix my spelling.
>> No. 34344 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 8:20 pm
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>>34339
If I ever end up dating a woman I met on OkCupid who answered 'No' to the question 'is abortion an option in case of an accidental pregnancy', I will always provide my own fucking condoms.
>> No. 34345 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 8:29 pm
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>>34339

>It's a funny world when the most common and advanced protection against STDs and pregnancy is nothing more than a latex sheath.

Given that STDs can be transmitted by pre-ejaculate, ejaculate and vaginal fluid, the only practical solution is a mechanical barrier. Latex and nitrile rubbers are an excellent material for this task due to their flexibility and non-porosity, which is why we use these materials for surgical gloves.

Given the necessity of a mechanical barrier, the question is not of superseding the condom but improving it. The Gates Foundation has given a number of grants to organisations working on that problem, many of which are very promising. In particular, the team working on graphene-composite materials may eventually produce a condom that is just microns thick while offering drastically better protection than latex.

http://www.businessinsider.com/11-innovative-condoms-awarded-grants-2013-11

Contraception is essentially a solved problem, the difficulty is protection from STDs. The only plausible non-barrier approach would necessitate vaccines for all known STDs, which is possible but hugely ambitious. Such a solution could be easily undone by the evolution of a novel STD.
>> No. 34346 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 8:33 pm
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>>34342

>We used to use nothing at all, or animal intestines, or prayer.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19909_6-famous-symbols-that-dont-mean-what-you-think_p2.html
>> No. 34347 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 8:47 pm
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>>34346
Fuck off.
>> No. 34348 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 9:14 pm
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>>34347

I'll certainly think about putting it on my to do list.
>> No. 34349 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 9:19 pm
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>>34345
How about spray on condoms?

I've never liked putting on the damn things. I'd like to say I'm too big for most condoms but that is an utter lie.
>> No. 34350 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 9:27 pm
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>>34349

It's entirely possible that you are too big for most condoms. A tiny increase in girth can be unnoticeable and make putting them on a right pain in the arse. Most condoms, even large ones bought in a shop will be around 60mm or less. Trojan XLs are 58mm at the base. Your head will be somewhat bigger than this.

If you want to try bigger ones and see if it's any easier to get them on, you can get some here. I've searched for mysize, as they offer very large girths. I'm not that big to be honest, but I find that using the larger sizes makes it easier to get them on.

http://www.britishcondoms.co.uk/?post_type=product&s=mysize
>> No. 34351 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 9:43 pm
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>>34350
I really should measure my girth. All I know is the length (as wide as a PSP 2000) and even then I don't know the exact length.

I don't even know my own height. I don't even own measuring tape, I didn't get one in last year's Christmas crackers.
>> No. 34352 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 10:05 pm
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>>34185

Well this is kind of weird.

Was browsing 4chan this evening and I saw a 'we're going on holiday thread' - so I thought I'd check the British destination.

When I arrive, what do I find but a very dear friend of mine 'Miss Rosie' starring in her very own thread.

You've all provided a great deal of entertainment for me tonight, gentlemen. Treat her right.
>> No. 34353 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 10:33 pm
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>>34352

Why did you feel the need to announce that you were from 4chan? Why do they always feel the need to announce they are from 4chan? I... I don't understand.

Wouldn't "Hey, I know that burd!" Have sufficed?
>> No. 34354 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 10:37 pm
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>>34353
Because it is a secret club, that is not so secret. They are all idiots, anyway.
>> No. 34355 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 10:45 pm
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>>34353
To be fair he does know me, very well in fact. Maybe he thought you wouldn't believe that he turned up by random, but it seems that he did.

Also, he took my virginity way back when. And he has a big dick.
>> No. 34356 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 10:46 pm
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>>34355

Audible mirth.
>> No. 34357 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 10:50 pm
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>>34355
So what you're saying is, your first experience of sex was so terrible, it made you become an escort to try and smother it from your memory?
>> No. 34358 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 10:53 pm
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>>34355

I have a friend who became a lesbian after having sex with a guy with a big dick.

True story.
>> No. 34359 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 10:56 pm
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>>34357

What I'm saying is that we corrupted one aother at a young age, and have both been very naughty ever since. And we both have a love of fucking outdoors.
>> No. 34360 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 10:58 pm
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>>34359

Get a room then, who gives a fuck? You are going to put a serious dent in any business you might hope to garner from .gs if you have one of your exs posting in the thread forcing people to smell his fingers.
>> No. 34361 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 11:14 pm
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>>34360
>forcing people to smell his fingers

Wait, are you saying she is TAINTED?
>> No. 34362 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 11:17 pm
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>>34361

Why is it so hard to find a pure and innocent virgin prostitute?
>> No. 34363 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 11:19 pm
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>>34361

I was implying he would scare off the Johns. I take it that wasn't obvious? Hmm.
>> No. 34364 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 11:19 pm
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This thread is beginning to piss me off.
>> No. 34365 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 11:20 pm
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>>34362

Well I never had any problems, mate.
>> No. 34366 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 11:21 pm
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>>34364
It is starting to piss me off too.
>> No. 34367 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 11:25 pm
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>>34366
Any behaviour that smacks of name-fagging and trying to establish personal identity on here has always annoyed me too.
>> No. 34368 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 11:28 pm
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>>34367
I didn't mind it at first but now it's descended into typical 'oh look a girl on the internet' wankery, 'doxxing' and fucking Satan's Wankstain Palace has shown up.
>> No. 34369 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 11:34 pm
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>>34368

>Satan's Wankstain Palace

POTW
>> No. 34370 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 11:49 pm
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I am missing some context here or I'm being thick as usual.

What's this about Miss Rosie posting on the otherchan or something? I'm completely lost and would like a summary.
>> No. 34371 Anonymous
12th August 2014
Tuesday 11:55 pm
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>>34370

Sorry lad. I would give you one, but my annoying questions quota was filled by my missus today when she asked me if Dinosaurs were real.
>> No. 34372 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:13 am
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>>34370
From the looks of it, someone was on 4chan and there was one of those threads telling people to go to country-specific imageboards to get 'souvenirs'. This particular person came here and stumbled upon this thread, and apparently he is the person Rosie (the OP) lost her virginity to and he has a big dick and they like fucking outside.

I too am pissed off by this thread, I only like people having an identity when it's accidental and amusing (going out with GLC lad, auntie fucker, father-in-law says Noel Edmonds is a cunt, down syndrome brother who enjoys his ale etc).
>> No. 34373 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:21 am
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>>34367
Well of course you would say that.
>> No. 34377 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:27 am
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Normally when I see a thread that has blown up to 200 posts in a few days I get excited. This has just been disapointing.
>> No. 34378 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:31 am
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>>34372
While I dislike being an attention whore with some sort of ego or narcissism I am disappointed that my .gs nickname was not among the ones you have listed.

Either way ARE Rosie may want to remove any connection from her real life and whore life pretty swiftly if she hasn't already. The lads over at 4chan can be very persistent depending on the board. I'm guessing the board in question was either /b/ or /int/? I know /int/ aren't particularly fond of this site.
>> No. 34379 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:32 am
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>>34372

>father-in-law says Noel Edmonds

My vague recollection of this involved someones garden being damaged/vandalised, I'm think.

I was going to make a list of "characters" from .gs last week for posterity and that story didn't even occur to me. I've been looking through my .gs image folder recently too and I think I genuinely have a few pieces of .gs history in there.
>> No. 34380 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:33 am
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>>34378
It's a love-hate relationship. They can't stay away.
>> No. 34381 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:36 am
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>>34378

>/int/ aren't particularly fond of this site.

Bans are working then, good to know.
>> No. 34382 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:39 am
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>>34378

>etc

Whats tha matta? A nod to your alum status not good enough for ya?

https://www.youtube.com/v/l4q2LLX5oLw
>> No. 34383 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:41 am
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No actual gash in 182 posts - sorry lads, there is only one thing to do to this thread.

FFS it is next to >>11147 - I had to take action.

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