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>> No. 40200 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 5:09 am
40200 Ass/Pussy Thread
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>> No. 40201 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 11:05 am
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>>40200
This is really disgusting for what's meant to be a softcore board. Can you stop shitting up the board with smelly genitals please?

You've already got a long list of fannies on sight.

http://britfa.gs/x/res/23810.html
http://britfa.gs/x/res/40176.html

Just ew.
>> No. 40202 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 11:30 am
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>>40201
It's quite a nice looking fanny, to be honest.
>> No. 40203 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 11:54 am
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>>40202

"Tallest dwarf."
>> No. 40204 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 12:16 pm
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>>40203
/y/ is next door m8.
>> No. 40205 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 1:52 pm
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>>40204

Kill All Straights.
>> No. 40206 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 4:42 pm
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>>40204
It's a well known fact that penises are more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas. You can have an ugly cock or a pretty cock but you always have an ugly vagina. Penis surgery exaggerates it's features whereas vaginal surgery tries to clean up the nasty mess god left down there by minimising fanny features. Pussy porn is mainly made for the repulsive dyke sort of lesbian and it's all horrible anyway.

Delete this.
>> No. 40207 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 5:02 pm
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>>40206
You're talking out of your gaping, AIDS-ridden arse mate.
>> No. 40208 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 5:23 pm
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>>40206

You're starting to remind me of this nutter I was talking to in a gay bar once who was telling me about how vaginas, and ergo women, are unclean and he wouldn't dare put his penis in one. I pointed out that an arse is where you shit from, and he flipped his lid, going on about how the anus has a self-cleaning membrane whereas the vagina is just a smelly hole full of fermented bacterial stank.

As the conversation tailed off I was left to ruminate over my cigarette and half a Desperados. My mind called back and retrieved something I must have read in the Guardian, written by some femdyke with a chip on her shoulder, about how the idea of douching one's vagina is intrinsically unhealthy because the vagina needs to maintain its own "natural balance".

Perhaps the misogynist old homo had a point. I've always liked the taste and appearance of a nice fanny; of course a lot of them are quite rancid, but that has more to do with the respect it's owner treats it with. I can't get on board with these "slut shaming" types who insist women should be as sexually promiscuous as men are perceived to be, because when you have a manky old flat-tyre of a clunge, the evidence speaks for itself.
>> No. 40209 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 5:50 pm
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>>40208
Well that's just silly because vaginas are far superior to male buttholes because they don't have as much hair, if only a little. All arseholes have a horrible jagged fleshy kind of circle that is disgusting to look at. Yeast infections have a far more pleasant smell than an arse with a slight tinge of poop and it will inevitably be a greater health hazard. I think this is a case of sexual identity and gender loyalty skewing someone's view of what is down there, this buttnutter was merely espousing his misogynistic views and should not be taken seriously.

Likewise, you get women on the other side of the coin advocating the same thing, the penis is an inherently violent organ because of it's penetrative nature, this became interesting in the 1980s because postmodernism began to argue that the language in which we explain sexual intercourse and fertilisation was merely the result of patriarchal scientists. Look up the 'Science Wars'.

It probably should go something like

penis>vagina>female butthole> male butthole

This all highly depends on the person in question though and of course, smell/texture would play a larger role than aesthetics.
>> No. 40210 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 6:56 pm
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>>40207
Why can't all fannies look like this? I hate worn out fannies.
>> No. 40211 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 7:54 pm
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Are you mutters really wasting your time trying to rank genitalia? Christ alive.

Also, 'ass'?
>> No. 40212 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 8:16 pm
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You've all forgotten the golden rule - every hole's a goal.
>> No. 40213 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 8:25 pm
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>>40212

The penis hole is very much an own goal, mind.

>>40211

The mods grow flabby(er) and soft(er). Their iron fists are more like mashed swede these days.
>> No. 40214 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 8:33 pm
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>>40213>>40211

>Their iron fists are more like mashed swede these days.

I was personally quite shocked by their lack of action on the tiny thumbnails posted in the MILF thread.

We really need a 600 pixels or wider rule.
>> No. 40215 Anonymous
11th May 2016
Wednesday 8:42 pm
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>>40213

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.
>> No. 40217 Anonymous
20th May 2016
Friday 12:46 am
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>>40214
I'm so sorry, it's only just come to my attention. As a lover of the MILF form (do one, I'm old enough), that is a shockingly poor set of examples.
>> No. 40222 Anonymous
20th May 2016
Friday 4:44 am
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>>40208
Just wading in with a bit of science for you here, the femdyke regardless of her political leanings was quite correct. And the gaylord was half-right. The vagina is lot like the gastrointestinal tract, in that it has quite a sensitive environment that's partially regulated by the presence of symbiotic bacteria (and yes, this internal flora is very much disrupted by regular douching - same with arses and enemas, having them on the reg can leave you with an unhappy arsehole and poorly tummy). The misogynistic bumder you spoke to is, on his other claim, very much talking out of his arse; both the rectum and the vagina are kept healthy through the existence of their "self-cleaning" mucous membranes; vaginal and anal discharge both help to get the shit out (literally, when pooping is concerned) and keep things moving along nicely (you don't want blood or faeces hanging around in the warm environment of the your internal body temperature, it's a bad idea). I'm also interested as to precisely what he thought his gastrointestinal tract is if not a long 'smelly hole full of fermented bacterial stank' but it's almost like he's full of bullshit and his lack of any actual knowledge about biology is spewing forth from the funnel of his deeply held sexism. What a rarity in the male gay community, eh?
>> No. 40224 Anonymous
26th May 2016
Thursday 7:30 pm
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>> No. 40231 Anonymous
26th May 2016
Thursday 8:12 pm
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>>40224
Why do they always have messy bedrooms? It's almost a meme.
>> No. 40376 Anonymous
4th February 2017
Saturday 3:26 am
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>>40231

Because they don't have a woman to clean it and too busy taking lewd pictures to clean up themselves
>> No. 40377 Anonymous
4th February 2017
Saturday 5:38 am
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>>40231
Women are secretly filthy animals. If you disagree then I suggest looking under one of their beds sometime.
>> No. 40378 Anonymous
4th February 2017
Saturday 3:12 pm
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>>40200
In the past few years I've become obsessed with women's asses, specifically the arsehole. I started dating this girl and I've gotten into the habit of dining on her behind. She's exceptionally clean and hardly a bad whiff about her - and I'd so unbelievably hard just rimming her.
Best day was when she was sitting her bed and studying for something, and I was just mucking around on my phone, she say it's time for a break, and asks meekly if she can sit on my face. I couldn't walk for a good 20 minutes after I blew my load.
>> No. 40379 Anonymous
4th February 2017
Saturday 4:55 pm
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>>40378
Such degeneracy. Please seek forgiveness from our Lord, and come back to the correct path.
>> No. 40380 Anonymous
4th February 2017
Saturday 7:23 pm
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>>40379

>asses, specifically the arsehole.
>unbelievably hard just rimming

You're turning towards the gay but aren't man enough to face it.
>> No. 40381 Anonymous
4th February 2017
Saturday 10:08 pm
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>>40380
Like there's not a difference between a feminine arse and a hairy man-arse?
>> No. 40382 Anonymous
4th February 2017
Saturday 10:25 pm
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>>40381

Have you been to Thailand, Father Ted?
>> No. 40401 Anonymous
6th April 2017
Thursday 6:58 pm
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>>40378
A few years ago I developed the same thing. In bed I'm quite dominant but have always enjoyed going down on girls, to the point it turned me on more than the idea of having actual sex. To this day I'd rather go down on a girl than have her go down on me. In recent years though I've developed a big thing about eating out their arses aswell. A few girls have been so against it whereas some have loved it.

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