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>> No. 23810 Anonymous
31st December 2011
Saturday 10:22 pm
23810 Guilty Would
Since this image wasn't that well received in The Ginger Thread, and by the recommendation of some lad in /b/: this is the "Guilty Would" thread.

Post women which aren't generically attractive, but which (for whatever reason) you'd shag the heck out of given the chance.
Expand all images.
>> No. 23811 Anonymous
31st December 2011
Saturday 10:23 pm
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>>23810
>> No. 23812 Anonymous
31st December 2011
Saturday 10:26 pm
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>>23811
Now I'm with you on her, she looks mighty odd for some reason, but I definitely would, with little guilt attached.
>> No. 23813 Anonymous
31st December 2011
Saturday 11:17 pm
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Judy Finnigan would be a terrific fuck.
>> No. 23814 Anonymous
31st December 2011
Saturday 11:20 pm
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Rite guise?
>> No. 23819 Anonymous
2nd January 2012
Monday 3:47 am
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Stars of XFACTOR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrNbLBS1D2Q
>> No. 23822 Anonymous
2nd January 2012
Monday 6:44 am
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>>23814

What guilt?
>> No. 23825 Anonymous
2nd January 2012
Monday 3:00 pm
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Rebecca Fucking Black.
>> No. 23826 Anonymous
2nd January 2012
Monday 3:04 pm
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>>23825
...wat
>> No. 23827 Anonymous
2nd January 2012
Monday 3:12 pm
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>>23825

That's not Rebecca Black lad.

Well it might be a Rebecca Black but it isn't the Rebecca Black.
>> No. 23829 Anonymous
2nd January 2012
Monday 6:29 pm
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>>23827
Oh in all liklihood she isn't, but I'd say it's fairly apparent that the intention was to look like her.

Either way, would.
>> No. 23830 Anonymous
2nd January 2012
Monday 7:12 pm
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>>23825

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG

I'll have one to go, please.
>> No. 23841 Anonymous
3rd January 2012
Tuesday 9:32 am
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>>23829

She's got a really big gob.
>> No. 23844 Anonymous
3rd January 2012
Tuesday 4:15 pm
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>>23829
>> No. 23848 Anonymous
3rd January 2012
Tuesday 9:46 pm
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>>23829
I get her and Selena Gomez mixed up all the time. Imagine a threesome with those two.
>> No. 23849 Anonymous
3rd January 2012
Tuesday 9:53 pm
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>>23848

Two notoriously annoying teenagers in the same room at the same time... No thanks lad.

In fact I can't think of a worse combination.
>> No. 23850 Anonymous
3rd January 2012
Tuesday 9:53 pm
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Actually I just thought of a worse combination. As you were.
>> No. 23856 Anonymous
4th January 2012
Wednesday 10:22 pm
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>>23849
Not even if they are naked and begging you to micturate into their respective anal passages?
>> No. 23857 Anonymous
4th January 2012
Wednesday 11:45 pm
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>>23848
Fuck's sake lad. I'd quite happily murder them both - a proper 'guilty' pleasure.
>> No. 23863 Anonymous
5th January 2012
Thursday 11:23 am
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I find her irritating, yet ever so slightly arousing.
>> No. 23864 Anonymous
5th January 2012
Thursday 11:32 am
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>>23863
=^.^=
>> No. 23865 Anonymous
5th January 2012
Thursday 12:57 pm
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>>23863

Let's play Only Connect then. First picture, what's the connection?
>> No. 23869 Anonymous
5th January 2012
Thursday 4:52 pm
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>>23865

Second clue
>> No. 23870 Anonymous
5th January 2012
Thursday 4:59 pm
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>>23869
>DANG!



Is it "things we'd like to see done to Piers Morgan"?
>> No. 23871 Anonymous
5th January 2012
Thursday 9:27 pm
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>>23870

Not quite.

Third image
>> No. 23872 Anonymous
6th January 2012
Friday 10:16 am
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>>23871

And number four.

Still one point up for grabs
>> No. 23876 Anonymous
7th January 2012
Saturday 1:02 am
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OK, time for the answers.

>>23865

Brassica Napus, better known as RAPE

>>23869

Pirate flag, the Jolly ROGER

>>23871

An ancient RUIN

>>23872

A kitchen TAP

Rape, Roger, Ruin, Tap: All things I'd like to do to Victoria Coren
>> No. 23908 Anonymous
7th January 2012
Saturday 5:26 pm
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>>23876
For the final one you could have also gone for faucet, as in you'd like to force it into her anus.
>> No. 23909 Anonymous
7th January 2012
Saturday 5:35 pm
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>>23908
I much prefer this version.
>> No. 23938 Anonymous
10th January 2012
Tuesday 6:04 am
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I wouldn't expect to come out alive.
>> No. 23939 Anonymous
10th January 2012
Tuesday 10:16 am
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>>23938
She'd only fake it, m8.
I'll get my coat.
>> No. 23966 Anonymous
14th January 2012
Saturday 3:05 pm
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Guilty threesome.
>> No. 23973 Anonymous
15th January 2012
Sunday 2:11 am
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>>23966
You are a very sick man.
>> No. 23976 Anonymous
15th January 2012
Sunday 4:14 pm
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>>23813
she walks past my shop often, hang around you may get a chance
>> No. 24099 Anonymous
25th January 2012
Wednesday 11:22 pm
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/fail
>> No. 24103 Anonymous
26th January 2012
Thursday 1:47 pm
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>>24099

Suddenly the first picture has became much more appealing.
>> No. 24106 Anonymous
26th January 2012
Thursday 4:22 pm
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>>24103
If you had told me before that it could get worse, I wouldn't have believed you.
>> No. 24107 Anonymous
26th January 2012
Thursday 9:25 pm
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you're ruining /x/ for me
>> No. 24108 Anonymous
26th January 2012
Thursday 10:06 pm
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>>24099
I am never ever ever going to Scotland. That is all.
>> No. 24227 Anonymous
27th January 2012
Friday 11:51 pm
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>>24099
Where did you find this?
>> No. 24982 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:00 am
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I wouldn't want to be her friend but by god I'd destroy her.
>> No. 24983 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:08 am
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>>23810
>> No. 24985 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:18 am
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>>24982

I'd lick her spicy arsehole while she tells me things about art.
>> No. 24986 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:20 am
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>>24985
>> No. 24987 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:22 am
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>>24986
>> No. 24988 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:26 am
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>>23863
>> No. 24989 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:35 am
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>>23863
>> No. 24990 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:37 am
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I would fuck Katy Brand until my cock melted.
>> No. 25120 Anonymous
17th February 2012
Friday 11:00 pm
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The papers are saying that there's an Adele sex tape been leaked, anyone got a source?
>> No. 25121 Anonymous
17th February 2012
Friday 11:01 pm
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>>25120
It's not real.
>> No. 25127 Anonymous
17th February 2012
Friday 11:58 pm
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>>25120
>>25121
If it were, would you even want to watch it?
>> No. 25130 Anonymous
18th February 2012
Saturday 1:30 am
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>>25127
No, I wouldn't, but one doesn't have a choice in such a situation.
>> No. 25132 Anonymous
18th February 2012
Saturday 11:37 am
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>>25127
If only for a few minutes, just to laugh.
>> No. 25134 Anonymous
18th February 2012
Saturday 5:08 pm
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>>25127
Definitely. There's precious little than can shock us any more.

We are the Princes of the Internet, after all.
>> No. 25135 Anonymous
18th February 2012
Saturday 5:35 pm
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>>25132
>> No. 26296 Anonymous
26th March 2012
Monday 9:11 pm
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I want to do a sex in Shami Chakrabarti.

I'm not even guilty about it.
>> No. 26297 Anonymous
26th March 2012
Monday 10:29 pm
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The chubby brunette out of Watson and Oliver looks like she'd be proper fucking dirty.
>> No. 26300 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 12:47 am
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My first childhood crush, which I imagine explains much.
>> No. 26301 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 2:07 am
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>>26300

Hang on, I didn't post that. Who are you? Are you me? And how do you know I had a childhood crush on Moira Stewart?
>> No. 26302 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 7:31 am
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>>26296
I'm with you mate, I'd get her to gobble my sack in a heartbeat. It's almost worth signing up to do a course in Oxford Brookes just for the remote possibility you arrive in some situation where you could get a decent titwank from her and blast it in that mouth of hers.
>> No. 26304 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 11:29 am
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Raksha Dave from Time Team, the camera crew usually manage to get a sneaky shot of cleavage while she is bent over at least once an episode
>> No. 26305 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 6:08 pm
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>>26304

Not heard of her, but a definite would.

I'd quite like to shaft Joanna Neary, wot played Judith in Ideal and who is mates with Robin Ince and that.
>> No. 26307 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 6:26 pm
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This one's always rather contentious.
>> No. 26308 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 6:59 pm
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>>26307

Millican would be a terrific shag, just turn the lights off and enjoy it. I pity the fool who says no to Millican.
>> No. 26311 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 8:56 pm
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>>26304

While we're on the subject of fit academics...
>> No. 26312 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 9:01 pm
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>>26311
Is that the lass from coast? Would rummage, on top of a cliff, in a thunderstorm, covered in mud, with "Love is only a feeling" playing as accompaniment
>> No. 26313 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 9:14 pm
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I imagine she'd give a proper sloppy gobble.
>> No. 26314 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 9:16 pm
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>>26311
Not a guilty would at all though. She is actually bloody lovely.
>> No. 26315 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 9:26 pm
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Samira Ahmed off Channel 4 News. Would.
>> No. 26316 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 9:45 pm
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With no shame.
>> No. 26317 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 9:49 pm
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>>26316
Too far.
>> No. 26318 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 10:03 pm
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>>26316

She's got a fit body when she's off the cakes, but just a bit too down's syndrome in the face. I'd do her from behind, but I wouldn't want anyone to know.
>> No. 26319 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 10:07 pm
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>>26318
I prefer her with a bit of weight on, also the slightly mongy face is part of the charm for me. I am a bit of a deviant though so there you go.
>> No. 26322 Anonymous
28th March 2012
Wednesday 12:38 am
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The mum off of That 70s Show.

Would.
>> No. 26323 Anonymous
28th March 2012
Wednesday 2:36 am
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Nightmare Mode
>> No. 26324 Anonymous
28th March 2012
Wednesday 3:44 am
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>>26323

I'd invade her southern archipelago, IYKWIM.
>> No. 26585 Anonymous
12th April 2012
Thursday 4:27 am
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>>26304
I'd dig her trench, IYKWIM
>> No. 26587 Anonymous
12th April 2012
Thursday 6:53 pm
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>>26585
I'd attack her with my nuclear sub while she's retreating, IYKWIM.
>> No. 28092 Anonymous
13th August 2012
Monday 11:44 pm
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>>26323

I'll show her what a real exorcet missile looks like.
>> No. 28093 Anonymous
13th August 2012
Monday 11:50 pm
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>> No. 28094 Anonymous
13th August 2012
Monday 11:52 pm
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>>26323

I'd sink her juicy Belgranos and actually IDKWIM
>> No. 28103 Anonymous
15th August 2012
Wednesday 12:10 pm
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Even now.
>> No. 28104 Anonymous
15th August 2012
Wednesday 12:20 pm
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Sorry for practically double posting, but Sandi Toksvig. Since I was young and had the pleasure of watching her on Call my Bluff. I feel ashamed.

And yes, I am aware that she plays all female lawn tennis.
>> No. 28105 Anonymous
15th August 2012
Wednesday 2:33 pm
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>>26300

Not a bit of guilt there, lad. That voice.

>>26313
>proper sloppy gobble

I keep saying this back to myself in a Welsh accent and feeling something between mirth and nausea.

>>28104

She strikes me as an immensely genuine and intelligent person. Were she not totally uninterested in my bits I'd do so shamelessly.

On the note of women who like women I also find Sue Perkins extremely pretty, in a tomboyish way.
>> No. 28108 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 2:20 am
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>>28105

Seconded on Sue, she's what a British tomboy should be like.
And she's a lesbian, thats always a bonus.
>> No. 28120 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 5:11 pm
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>> No. 28133 Anonymous
17th August 2012
Friday 10:20 am
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Lorne Spicer.
She could be condescending about my personal finances to get me in the mood for something rough.
>> No. 28134 Anonymous
17th August 2012
Friday 10:15 pm
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>>28120
I bet Liza loves it up the arse.
>> No. 28139 Anonymous
18th August 2012
Saturday 6:59 pm
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Daisy from Spaced.

I didn't class her as a guilty would until I announced my desire for her in front of mates and got roundly shot down.
>> No. 28142 Anonymous
19th August 2012
Sunday 2:28 am
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>>28139

Your mates are wrong - I for one would feel no guilt.

Unless she called me 'boss hog'.
>> No. 28144 Anonymous
20th August 2012
Monday 10:23 am
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Mel from Flight of the Conchords.
If I was Brett or Jermaine I'd have absolutely ruined her the first chance I got.
>> No. 28154 Anonymous
20th August 2012
Monday 11:22 pm
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Has anyone said Francesca Martinez yet?

Definite would, I could root her in the disabled bogs without shame and get to park right by the doors at Morrisons.
>> No. 28157 Anonymous
21st August 2012
Tuesday 1:47 am
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>>28154 I get the impression she'd be all teeth during oral. More of a chewjob than a blowjob.
>> No. 28176 Anonymous
21st August 2012
Tuesday 2:02 pm
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>>28154

I once shagged an ex in the disabled toilets of a local pub. It was terrible. The bright neon lights and white tiles and grab rails gave it a disgusting clinical feel, I didn't even climax.
>> No. 28177 Anonymous
21st August 2012
Tuesday 2:09 pm
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>>28144

She just pisses me off. I saw her in another show when she played pretty much the same character, and then on a panel show where she made two shitty jokes and said fuck all else. She boils my piss.
>> No. 28178 Anonymous
21st August 2012
Tuesday 3:28 pm
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Theon's blokey sister.

>>28176
The ladies loos are far better for this, that odd perfume/lady funk aroma, stopping whenever someone walks in, trying not to giggle..
>> No. 28179 Anonymous
21st August 2012
Tuesday 6:11 pm
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>>28139

I look almost exactly like Simon Amstell, so I rather enjoyed this:

https://www.youtube.com/v/0jxftMfRd6w
>> No. 28180 Anonymous
21st August 2012
Tuesday 6:52 pm
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>>28179
Seeing Daisy dressed decently for once and frolicking around gave me a proper nostalgia lob on.
>> No. 28181 Anonymous
22nd August 2012
Wednesday 11:36 am
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Oh yes.
>> No. 28182 Anonymous
22nd August 2012
Wednesday 1:06 pm
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>>28181
80s edition? 80s edition.
>> No. 28184 Anonymous
22nd August 2012
Wednesday 4:44 pm
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>>28181

I still fancy Nanci Griffith, even at 60.

https://www.youtube.com/v/XnMajQgYgqo
>> No. 28219 Anonymous
23rd August 2012
Thursday 5:21 pm
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>>28182
>> No. 28249 Anonymous
28th August 2012
Tuesday 8:21 pm
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>> No. 28250 Anonymous
28th August 2012
Tuesday 8:35 pm
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>>28249
Not any more but back in the day, me too.
>> No. 28252 Anonymous
29th August 2012
Wednesday 5:15 am
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>>28250

I think she's quite fit for 46, she just tends to get cast in quite dowdy domestic roles.
>> No. 28275 Anonymous
4th September 2012
Tuesday 12:50 pm
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>> No. 28408 Anonymous
22nd September 2012
Saturday 3:35 pm
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Joanna Scanlan. I... I'm...

Yeah. I probably would, actually.
>> No. 28588 Anonymous
12th October 2012
Friday 2:51 pm
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Jo Coburn.
>> No. 30129 Anonymous
17th February 2013
Sunday 9:29 am
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>> No. 30130 Anonymous
17th February 2013
Sunday 1:05 pm
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>> No. 30131 Anonymous
18th February 2013
Monday 4:59 pm
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>> No. 30136 Anonymous
19th February 2013
Tuesday 12:11 am
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>> No. 30276 Anonymous
12th March 2013
Tuesday 7:57 pm
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>> No. 30292 Anonymous
16th March 2013
Saturday 5:56 pm
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The sea bitch from Game of Thrones
>> No. 30403 Anonymous
25th March 2013
Monday 9:53 pm
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Oh god I have no idea why :(
>> No. 30404 Anonymous
26th March 2013
Tuesday 12:55 am
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>>30403

Oh the actress herself would get it... Amy Farah Fowler on the other hand would get it up all holes while being made to recite the periodic table and call me Sheldon.
>> No. 30412 Anonymous
26th March 2013
Tuesday 9:59 pm
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not in the slightest bit ashamed
>> No. 30413 Anonymous
26th March 2013
Tuesday 10:46 pm
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Well, it is a 'guilty' thread...
>> No. 30414 Anonymous
26th March 2013
Tuesday 11:33 pm
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>>30412
Not even guilty for me. I would pick Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club over any other woman on earth.
>> No. 30426 Anonymous
27th March 2013
Wednesday 10:00 am
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>>30403

Absolute raging would.
>> No. 30458 Anonymous
1st April 2013
Monday 12:06 am
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>> No. 30467 Anonymous
2nd April 2013
Tuesday 9:13 pm
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>>30458
What the fuck is that, Noddy the next generation?

What kind of ride do we now get for our 6pence? I suppose we have to take inflation into account.
>> No. 30468 Anonymous
2nd April 2013
Tuesday 9:21 pm
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>>30467
This is worth a watch. Not mid-fap though, like.
https://www.youtube.com/v/aZucRzfqQ04
>> No. 30471 Anonymous
3rd April 2013
Wednesday 10:34 pm
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The fat lass from Benidorm.
>> No. 30472 Anonymous
4th April 2013
Thursday 1:14 am
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This isn't a bad thread, but the OP is such a rotter, I nearly retch every time it reappears.
>> No. 30478 Anonymous
4th April 2013
Thursday 6:28 pm
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>>30472
Adblock.
>> No. 30479 Anonymous
4th April 2013
Thursday 6:57 pm
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>>30472
I agree.
>> No. 30480 Anonymous
5th April 2013
Friday 9:49 am
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>> No. 30481 Anonymous
5th April 2013
Friday 5:03 pm
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Was going to say Sue Heck from in the middle, then I googled the actress and I think there's nothing guilty about it now.
>> No. 30482 Anonymous
5th April 2013
Friday 7:20 pm
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>>30481 Just to demonstrate my point...

Although with these young actresses in long running series it's hard to figure out at what point it's immoral. I mean looking at wikipedia she's 21, however "The Middle" has been running for probably about 5 years or so. I guess it's the Emma Watson dilemma.
>> No. 30483 Anonymous
5th April 2013
Friday 8:08 pm
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>>30482

She looks an awful lot like Mayim Bialik...
>> No. 30735 Anonymous
11th May 2013
Saturday 11:39 pm
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>> No. 30829 Anonymous
16th May 2013
Thursday 5:30 pm
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>>30735 Is that moaning myrtle?
>> No. 30837 Anonymous
17th May 2013
Friday 12:14 am
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>>30829
It is, and I'm fully with him on this one. Shirley Henderson would definitely get it.
>> No. 30838 Anonymous
17th May 2013
Friday 9:26 am
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>>30837
Nothing guilty about it.

And can I just express how much I hate seeing OP's image every time. Bold tags and everything.
>> No. 31230 Anonymous
4th July 2013
Thursday 3:05 pm
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I can't explain it, but Amanda Hale excites my todger every time I see her in some BBC drama or other. You'd have to watch out for the teeth though.
>> No. 31521 Anonymous
12th August 2013
Monday 2:49 am
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>> No. 32242 Anonymous
3rd October 2013
Thursday 7:39 pm
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>> No. 32243 Anonymous
3rd October 2013
Thursday 7:41 pm
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>>32242 I don't understand why.
>> No. 32244 Anonymous
3rd October 2013
Thursday 7:42 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 7:43 pm
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>> No. 32247 Anonymous
3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:16 pm
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I'll finish that/this off for you.
(Hopefully the dupes get rejected).
>> No. 32248 Anonymous
3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:18 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:18 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:19 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:19 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:19 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:20 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:20 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:20 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:21 pm
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>> No. 32259 Anonymous
3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:21 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:21 pm
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>> No. 32261 Anonymous
3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:21 pm
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>> No. 33662 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 5:57 pm
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Sophie Raworth.
>> No. 33663 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 7:27 pm
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Not that guilty really. Bit of a milf thing going on I think.
>> No. 33664 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 8:06 pm
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I wouldn't mind a go on Victoria Wood. I think that counts as more a mummy thing than a milf thing. Plus plenty have told me she's a fat dyke or whatever.
>> No. 33665 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 8:11 pm
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>>32260
Fixed.
>> No. 33666 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 8:22 pm
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Josie Long makes me quiver with excitement in my crotchal region, but I'm afraid that if she discovered my Conservative Party membership card she would rip my cock off.
>> No. 33667 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 8:30 pm
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It's not that's she's unattractive, it's just a large part of me doesn't see her as a sexual being. However, another perfectly normally sized part of me disagrees.

>>33666

Nice trips, bluey.

That's a thing people call Tories, right?
>> No. 33668 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 8:38 pm
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>>33667

Grimes only half uploaded.
>> No. 33669 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 9:09 pm
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Valerie Denton. Yeah, I .. uh ..
>> No. 33670 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 10:30 pm
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Rebecca Front

Honourable mentions: Joanna Scanlan, Katie Hopkins, Kirsty Allsop, Susan Calman, Sarah Millican
>> No. 33674 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 11:38 pm
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Bridie McMahon I'll have you over my knee and give you six of the best.
>> No. 33677 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 11:48 pm
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are Maddy 4eva
>> No. 33678 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 11:52 pm
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>>31230
Yes! YES!
>> No. 33679 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 11:57 pm
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>>33670

The only reason I'm guilty about fancying Rebecca Front is because she looks quite a lot like my mum.

On the subject of tasty MILFs:

https://www.youtube.com/v/fuYXiwz0vZk
>> No. 33682 Anonymous
24th April 2014
Thursday 2:13 pm
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While we're talking about frumpy ITV presenters, Coleen Nolan is a tasty treat.
>> No. 33683 Anonymous
24th April 2014
Thursday 6:35 pm
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Helen Zaltzman off of the Answer Me This podcast.

I just want to feel her immense weight bearing down on me.
>> No. 33684 Anonymous
24th April 2014
Thursday 11:59 pm
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>>33683

You just know she gives a good blowie. And I reckon she's into some right kinky stuff, probably locks Martin the Soundman in a cage under the bed while she relentlessly pegs Olly as he is strapped to the bed.
>> No. 33685 Anonymous
25th April 2014
Friday 12:03 am
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>>33684

It's echoey down in that dungeon.
>> No. 33686 Anonymous
25th April 2014
Friday 4:02 am
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>>33679

A special treat, courtesy of Jonathan Ross:

https://www.youtube.com/v/XzLx647VosQ
>> No. 33687 Anonymous
25th April 2014
Friday 9:58 pm
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Gobby Welsh tea mentalist thicko
>> No. 33688 Anonymous
26th April 2014
Saturday 12:22 am
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My flatmate went to school with Lorraine Kelly's daughter, apparently she looked just like a younger version of her.
>> No. 33689 Anonymous
26th April 2014
Saturday 12:48 am
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>>33688

Coming soon to my extensive collection of restraining orders...
>> No. 33750 Anonymous
2nd May 2014
Friday 3:53 pm
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Lucy Worsley. Guilty because she looks a bit Ronnie Corbett-like.
>> No. 33751 Anonymous
2nd May 2014
Friday 4:40 pm
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>>33686

https://www.youtube.com/v/X73BNKS04xw

Propper bo I tell thee
>> No. 33752 Anonymous
2nd May 2014
Friday 5:06 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/v/bq-dctHsfM0 No guilt here.
>> No. 33753 Anonymous
2nd May 2014
Friday 7:30 pm
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>>33752
That lisp is incredible!
>> No. 33757 Anonymous
2nd May 2014
Friday 8:17 pm
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>>33750
I can only fancy her in a kind of creepy celibate way for some reason, thinking about her sexually would just seem a bit weird for some reason.
>> No. 33761 Anonymous
2nd May 2014
Friday 8:34 pm
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>>33757

Yeah, she's like a very close, very gay cousin.
>> No. 33762 Anonymous
3rd May 2014
Saturday 2:07 am
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>>33757

I would ride her ragged. Her top lip makes me weak at the knees.
>> No. 33768 Anonymous
3rd May 2014
Saturday 1:54 pm
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>>33757
She's on Radio 3 as of 2PM or something. 3/5/14
>> No. 33769 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 12:10 am
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There is something about female historians that makes me weak at the knees. I wish we had more of them on telly to lecture me on the various events of the past before walking off to some interesting feature in the immediate vicinity so I can cheekily stare at her bum for a bit. Its like she is giving me a little treat for my good behaviour in the classroom bits.

I suppose there will be some unflattering article about me in the guardian for this.
>> No. 33770 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 12:18 am
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>>33750

I thought I was the only lad that would like to tickle Lucy's Worsley.
>> No. 33771 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 12:34 am
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Channel 4 News's Cathy Newman.
>> No. 33772 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 12:46 am
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I'm not even sure there would be any guilt.
>> No. 33773 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 1:00 am
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An naughty day off being dominated by Alex Polizzi in a mucky hotel.
>> No. 33774 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 12:22 pm
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>>33769
Her programs are dumbed-down to fuck though.
Also why has no one mentioned Clare Balding yet? Guilty because once I said I would by my mates and they were disgusted
>> No. 33778 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 3:36 pm
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>>33774

Too bad lad. I think Claire Balding is a lesbian.
>> No. 33780 Anonymous
5th May 2014
Monday 11:07 pm
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>>33778
> I think Claire Balding is a lesbian.

Really? I must right that down, that's worth knowing.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 33838 Anonymous
18th May 2014
Sunday 11:56 pm
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Proper love Sayeeda Warsi.
>> No. 33853 Anonymous
21st May 2014
Wednesday 3:21 pm
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She'd get it. So would everyone's favourite tory nutter Nadine Dorries. And while i'm at it, the token tory lezza Margot James as well.
>> No. 34374 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:22 am
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It's okay lads, I'm here to save /x/ from all the attention seeking.
>> No. 34375 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:23 am
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The cure seems to be doing more harm than the disease.
>> No. 34376 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:26 am
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I was actually thinking of starting a new thread with that one called "Put your clothes on Love". There is a certain genre of porn there, which I don't find in the least bit arousing, but do find very very amusing, could be just the antidote we need.
>> No. 34384 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:46 am
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Only one person can save us.
>> No. 34385 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:49 am
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>>34384
>> No. 34808 Anonymous
19th November 2014
Wednesday 12:35 pm
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Caroline Lucas.
>> No. 34809 Anonymous
19th November 2014
Wednesday 6:55 pm
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It's such a shame we won't get to see her on telly any more when she steps down at the election.
>> No. 34810 Anonymous
19th November 2014
Wednesday 7:29 pm
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Yeah, she provided a wonderful, left wing counterweight to the 16 hours a day UKIP saturation.

Oh, cocks, I'm awake again aren't I?
>> No. 34811 Anonymous
20th November 2014
Thursday 9:23 pm
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She isn't. She stood down as leader of the greens to make way for angry ozzy nutbag Bennett. She's still going to fight, and probably win, in May, as Labour are an international joke
>> No. 34813 Anonymous
22nd November 2014
Saturday 1:21 am
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Natalie Horler from Cascada
>> No. 34814 Anonymous
22nd November 2014
Saturday 11:59 pm
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>> No. 34815 Anonymous
23rd November 2014
Sunday 12:04 am
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>>34814
Nonce.
>> No. 34818 Anonymous
27th November 2014
Thursday 3:47 am
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No guilt.
>> No. 34819 Anonymous
27th November 2014
Thursday 3:11 pm
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None whatsoever.
>> No. 34821 Anonymous
27th November 2014
Thursday 4:43 pm
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>>34819>>34818

She's hot, but there's no denying that she has produced the worst music the world has ever seen.

Also a lot of people say she's a minger, but I honestly think's she a goddess
>> No. 34822 Anonymous
27th November 2014
Thursday 7:59 pm
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I've never one for dwarfen folk, but earlier on saw this young lady. Jemma is her name. Wow.

I think I may have to kill myself, since I will never meet her and get the chance to design us an accomodating and practical low-top kitchen.
>> No. 34823 Anonymous
28th November 2014
Friday 5:46 am
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I think I need to stop watching daytime television.
>> No. 34824 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 2:28 am
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>>34822

n'aww
>> No. 34826 Anonymous
2nd December 2014
Tuesday 9:21 pm
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Ruth Goodman. She's a bit leathery, but she's obviously game for anything.
>> No. 34828 Anonymous
2nd December 2014
Tuesday 10:49 pm
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I adore her. Perfect woman. Clever and game, everything you want in a bird.
>> No. 34829 Anonymous
2nd December 2014
Tuesday 11:21 pm
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>>34828
She has a face like a carrier bag.
>> No. 34830 Anonymous
3rd December 2014
Wednesday 12:01 am
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Les Dennis has let himself go.
>> No. 34831 Anonymous
3rd December 2014
Wednesday 12:16 pm
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>>34826
>>34829

It's all about her daughter Eve.
>> No. 34832 Anonymous
3rd December 2014
Wednesday 2:05 pm
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Phwooar I'd martha her harbour IYKWIM
>> No. 34833 Anonymous
4th December 2014
Thursday 3:25 pm
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Katherine Ryan, there is something odd about the size of her face vs the rest of her, have ben told by a few that she is as ugly as sin. Their loss. And she is, unusually for a lady comedian, actually funny.
>> No. 34834 Anonymous
4th December 2014
Thursday 3:35 pm
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>And she is, unusually for a lady comedian, actually funny.

She is the antithesis of humour. I can't stand her on panel shows, none of her anecdotes or comments are relevant or nearly as amusing as (often female) other panelists, and she's just so damned American in her entire demeanor. Which is especially upsetting for a Canadian. A hate-fuck for sure.
>> No. 34835 Anonymous
4th December 2014
Thursday 6:37 pm
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>other panelists

Don't judge comedians by how they perform on panel shows, it's like deciding you feel about dolphins after seeing one that's been washed up on a beach for three weeks.
>> No. 34836 Anonymous
4th December 2014
Thursday 7:24 pm
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Caitlin Moran, right in the gob.
>> No. 34837 Anonymous
4th December 2014
Thursday 7:30 pm
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This, alot, with not much guilt, I was going to post her but thought I'd check the thread first. I want her to wank me off while enthusing over some obscure point of french aristocratic tradition.
>> No. 34838 Anonymous
4th December 2014
Thursday 11:31 pm
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>>33769

Thirded, and looking at that picture I've just realised my current ladyfriend does bear quite a bit of a resemblance.

Shame she's thick as golden syrup, instead of a filthy history geek who I could take to an English Heritage site and make her squirt all over some ancient Norman masonry.
>> No. 34839 Anonymous
4th December 2014
Thursday 11:34 pm
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>>34836

I don't understand how this one would be guilty for anyone. Have you read her books about rogering herself silly with her mum's hairbrush? Dirty cow.
>> No. 34840 Anonymous
5th December 2014
Friday 12:54 am
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That's unfair. I would, no guilt.

Hot and clever, what's not to love?
>> No. 34841 Anonymous
5th December 2014
Friday 12:55 am
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>>34839

I spent Christmas Eve 2011 doing that.

Sorry Mum, sorry God, sorry Santa.
>> No. 34842 Anonymous
5th December 2014
Friday 5:31 am
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>>34841
We don't need to know the intimates of your life, maroon, keep it to yourself luv.
>> No. 34843 Anonymous
5th December 2014
Friday 6:36 am
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There is something undeniably sexy about Moran and her adventurous teenage years.
>> No. 34844 Anonymous
5th December 2014
Friday 12:57 pm
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Maroon... Moran.... I smell something fishy here...
>> No. 34845 Anonymous
5th December 2014
Friday 1:36 pm
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My one problem with Moran, and the reason (beyond all the obvious ones of her not touching me) that I couldn't fuck her would be my in ability to suppress making a hoke about being shocked her pussy isn't behind a pay wall. She is the Times' whore for the lefty brigade, a sop to those who should hate the Murdoch Elite.

I am just really upset that I can't read her column anymore. I really liked it.
>> No. 34846 Anonymous
6th December 2014
Saturday 5:30 pm
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>"Put your clothes on Love"

I laughed. I'd support such a thread, Lord knows there's enough grotty-but-funny stuff out there to warrant it.

>>30458

Oh thank fuck it's not just me. I swear, I can't even watch an innocent children's animation anymore. Although I'm not sure the pictured fully counts as she just mostly reminds me of my first girlfriend.
>> No. 34847 Anonymous
6th December 2014
Saturday 9:08 pm
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>>34846

Well if you want to bring up animated characters.....
>> No. 34848 Anonymous
6th December 2014
Saturday 9:59 pm
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Please, just... don't ask...
>> No. 34849 Anonymous
6th December 2014
Saturday 10:24 pm
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No love for Miranda?
>> No. 34850 Anonymous
6th December 2014
Saturday 10:25 pm
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I bet her cunt is a foot wide.
>> No. 34851 Anonymous
7th December 2014
Sunday 12:53 am
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I had a thing for saggy baps when I was a teenlad
>> No. 34852 Anonymous
8th December 2014
Monday 1:08 am
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See them maracas right.....
>> No. 34853 Anonymous
8th December 2014
Monday 2:41 pm
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I'd cream Deborah's doughnut
>> No. 34854 Anonymous
9th December 2014
Tuesday 3:06 pm
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>>34850
That would explain her complete lack of humour. Can't be comfortable.
>> No. 34855 Anonymous
9th December 2014
Tuesday 9:58 pm
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>>34854
You know, I've never liked her on the telly but the Mrs does. Because of this her book is on her ereader thingummy, it's called Is It Just Me. I saw this in the files and started slagging her off for being an unfunny cunt, then realised that I'm not allowed to say something is shit until I've read it.

It's actually quite good. Far more entertaining than anything I've ever seen her in on TV. She lets far more of her lunacy out to be seen and it did give me a few genuine laughs.
>> No. 34945 Anonymous
30th December 2014
Tuesday 8:21 am
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Every. Bloody. Morning.
>> No. 34949 Anonymous
4th January 2015
Sunday 11:50 pm
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god no she makes me want to vomit
>> No. 34952 Anonymous
6th January 2015
Tuesday 2:14 am
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I have a massive crush on Alice from Luther (aka Ruth Wilson). I kind of like women who look like they'd kill you if you turned your back for 10 seconds. Also, her funny mouth is oddly endearing.
>> No. 34953 Anonymous
6th January 2015
Tuesday 2:35 am
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>>34952

Does that really count as a guilty would? Alice Morgan is objectively the sexiest thing in the history of sexy things.
>> No. 34954 Anonymous
6th January 2015
Tuesday 1:36 pm
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Surely not. And her mouth is far from "funny" - it just looks like her lips would make the most perfect seal around the end of one's knob. Look at the top one, just jutting out a bit over the bellend. Perfect.
>> No. 34955 Anonymous
8th January 2015
Thursday 11:53 am
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You're hardly guilty of anything. A classic milf with great breasts and a seemingly game for it demeanour.
>> No. 34956 Anonymous
8th January 2015
Thursday 9:15 pm
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Barely even guilty...
>> No. 34957 Anonymous
8th January 2015
Thursday 9:21 pm
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No no no.

The only place that any self-respecting member of this community should be posting Mensch is the hate-fuck thread.
>> No. 34958 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 5:10 am
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Go on, go on, go on, go on she says as I smash her back doors in
>> No. 34959 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 7:05 am
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>> No. 34960 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 8:55 am
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>>34959

I'd Philomena her Cunk.
>> No. 34961 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 12:17 pm
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>>34960

I'd show her a moment of wonder.
>> No. 34962 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 12:44 pm
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>>34959

I'd Cunk her Philomena, even.
>> No. 34963 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 1:58 pm
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I want her to sit on my face until I suffocate, my puny body twitching beneath her immense arse.
>> No. 34964 Anonymous
10th January 2015
Saturday 2:35 am
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>>34963

She looks like a thin woman who's been photoshopped.
>> No. 34965 Anonymous
10th January 2015
Saturday 3:16 am
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>>34959
Ms Cunk is fucking lovely
>> No. 34966 Anonymous
10th January 2015
Saturday 12:16 pm
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>>34965
Not even vaguely guilty.
>> No. 34967 Anonymous
10th January 2015
Saturday 12:43 pm
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>>34964

THE DREAM.
>> No. 34972 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 1:22 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/v/6fgWEi2ps_g&start=1500

Sue Perkins might be bi. Deep joy.
>> No. 34973 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 4:20 pm
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Oh god. I had a lecturer once who looked like her, who dropped hints about me meeting her for a coffee outside class to "discuss the course". Funny she only seemed to ask me. Maybe it's because I was a mature student.

I don't think there's enough beer in the world to get me to fuck Sue Perkins, or anyone who looks like her.
>> No. 34974 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 6:41 pm
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>>34973

>I had a lecturer once who looked like her

Have you got her phone number? Asking for a friend.
>> No. 34975 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 7:31 pm
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>>34973

I'm his (>>34974) friend, you can give it to me directly.
>> No. 34976 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 7:45 pm
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>>34975

I'll fight you for it.

https://www.youtube.com/v/Uloi6EH96Sc
>> No. 34977 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 8:43 pm
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>>34976

You'll lose. I do ten push ups a night, bitch.
>> No. 34978 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 9:07 pm
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>>34977

Oh yeah? Well I do boxercise and aquarobics. My mum says I'm dead hard.
>> No. 34983 Anonymous
15th January 2015
Thursday 3:09 pm
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>>34973
I also had a tutor at uni who looked vaguely like Sue Perkins, she had a similar set of mannerisms and sense of humour.
I would shag Sue Perkins to within an inch of her life as Victoria Coren-Mitchell watched on.
>> No. 34987 Anonymous
15th January 2015
Thursday 6:25 pm
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>>34983

>coren-mitchell

Thing I don't get about this double barrel surnames is, what if they meet with someone else who has a double barrel surname and decide to do the same thing? Three generations later will we end up with people having 12 hyphenated last names, spelling out the entire family tree? It's madness.

I should ask the daft socialist fisher girl at work about it. She once brought the subject up in a meeting about simplifying user logins for web accounts by disqualifying special characters, because according to her some people can get really offended by it if they are fisherfolk, and we should take that into account. She was greeted by unanimous blank stares that seemed to say "why the fuck do you even work here again".

Apologies for going a bit /101/, anyway. Just one of those things that seems like people haven't really thought through.
>> No. 34988 Anonymous
15th January 2015
Thursday 6:34 pm
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>>34978

You can make up as many words as you like, m8, I'm still gonna beat you up.

>>34987

If they carry it on long enough they can just start abbreviating them into brand new words.

And can we not repeat everything we hear on RHLSTP? It's not that I don't like it, it's just I only visit about 3 web pages and I don't want them all to look the same. Buy a badge you tight bastards.
>> No. 34990 Anonymous
15th January 2015
Thursday 6:58 pm
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>>34988
Sorry to continue the RHLSTP wanking, that yougov lark is totally contradictory to the essence of /pol/.
>> No. 34991 Anonymous
15th January 2015
Thursday 7:18 pm
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>>34987

>a meeting about simplifying user logins for web accounts by disqualifying special characters

You and your company are a disgrace to our profession. I had to change my birth name, a name that has been in my family since time immemorial, because so many computer systems were either mangling it beyond recognition or rejecting it outright.

>Transaction failed: Your registered name does not match the name on your payment method

Well of course it doesn't, because your shitty developers don't know how to handle unicode, you complete set of dickheads. We've only been in the EEC for fifty six bloody years, so I can see why you haven't got around to figuring this stuff out. All sorts of languages use all sorts of diacritic marks and non-ASCII letters. Spanish people often have multiple first and second names. Fucking sort it out.

http://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/
>> No. 35066 Anonymous
12th February 2015
Thursday 8:37 am
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>... who I could take to an English Heritage site and make her squirt all over some ancient Norman masonry.

Never, ever change, .gs.
>> No. 35067 Anonymous
13th February 2015
Friday 3:45 pm
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>>34833
She's the family guy of comedians
>> No. 35068 Anonymous
13th February 2015
Friday 4:10 pm
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>>35067

But she's funny.
>> No. 35069 Anonymous
13th February 2015
Friday 5:55 pm
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>>35068
I thought I recognised her face but couldn't place her so I watched this:

https://www.youtube.com/v/wU8sJXFXHCY

7 minutes of impressions of trashy American celebrities doesn't make me laugh. Can you post a video of hers that you think is funny?
>> No. 35071 Anonymous
14th February 2015
Saturday 12:52 pm
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>>35067

In what way?
>> No. 35072 Anonymous
14th February 2015
Saturday 2:09 pm
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>>35069

Well, she was really funny on RHLSTP and there definitely funny bits in that video, so suck my dick. And remember, my opinions > your opinions. It is known.

Also the way that audience applauds everything makes me want to gouge. I'm not sure who or what, but gouge I might.
>> No. 35089 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 12:15 pm
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Victoria Derbyshire. I have been told by others that she looks too masculine to be attractive, hence her inclusion. Not only would I enjoy giving her 100 a night, she is also genuinely funny on air when she needs to be.
>> No. 35090 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 12:18 pm
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>>35069
Hey embeds are working on mobile - all hail maroon
>> No. 35091 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 1:55 pm
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No idea why but I'd do things to this lass that'd get us both arrested in a lot of countries. I think she's final proof that the French concept of "Jolie Laide" also applies to women.
>> No. 35092 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 2:24 pm
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The epitome of the Marlow Milf. Entirely understandable.
>> No. 35093 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 2:27 pm
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>>35091

What's supposed to be guilty about her? She's very good looking.
>> No. 35094 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 3:11 pm
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>>35093

I perhaps chose a rather flattering and over-produced photo but I don't think she generally fits most people's idea of conventional attractiveness.
>> No. 35095 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 3:34 pm
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>>35094

I'm not sure if having small boobs and short hair counts as "guilty" though. I'm not even sure The Lady Everyone Calls La Roux has small boobs.
>> No. 35096 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 4:19 pm
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>>35092
I feel the few people I associate with that base attractiveness on a scale of one to ten simply don't understand why anybody with less than model good looks is attractive. Having Vicky D as a guilty would is probably based unconsciously off of their unrealistic expectations rather than what I really don't feel that guilty about (until I mention it).

Now there is another lady on the BBC's payroll that isn't conventionally attractive that I would enjoy spending time with. See pic.
>> No. 35115 Anonymous
25th February 2015
Wednesday 11:54 am
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Ilana Glazer off of Broad City. She is a hot mess.

https://www.youtube.com/v/DFPLbe-4vAI&start=10
>> No. 35129 Anonymous
4th March 2015
Wednesday 8:06 pm
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She's 68 years old, she has had enough botox to kill a flock of horses, she looks like Dracula's bride, I suspect she might have done something terrible during the Yugoslav wars, but I would still drag my bollocks through a mile of broken glass just to lick her toilet seat.
>> No. 35136 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 4:50 pm
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I find her physically repulsive, but there's an endearing honesty and vulnerability about her. Underneath it all, she seems like a clever, sensitive woman.
>> No. 35137 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 4:57 pm
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>>35136

I was pretty much e-stalking Jodie Marsh for a bit, then I had a word with myself, but there is something unquantifiable endearing about her.

I'm not even straight, either. Vaginas repulse me, but I would probably fuck Jodie Marsh.
>> No. 35138 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 5:27 pm
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>>35137
>Vaginas repulse me, but I would probably fuck Jodie Marsh.

ladm8, these two statements are definitely related.
>> No. 35139 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 8:16 pm
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>>35136>>35137

You guys are weirdos. I feel the exact same way.
>> No. 35140 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 8:43 pm
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Jodie Marsh looks like the kind of woman whose vagina is so toxic that if you inserted your cock in it, it would just be melted away.
>> No. 35141 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 9:41 pm
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>>35140

I don't really want to fuck her, I just feel a bit paternal over her. I'd like to cook her dinner, take her on a long weekend to Bruges, sort out her tax returns, that kind of thing. Every time I see Jodie Marsh, I think to myself "that girl needs a nice cup of tea and a cuddle".
>> No. 35142 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 9:43 pm
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>>35141
I'm sure her millions of pounds provide some succour from being bereft of your warm embrace.
>> No. 35143 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 10:04 pm
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>>35142

I don't think he was presenting a choice between his hugs and her riches, miserablecuntlad.
>> No. 35144 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 10:23 pm
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>>35143
Yeah but I was.
>> No. 35148 Anonymous
25th March 2015
Wednesday 11:14 am
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Ruth Davidson, leader of the Jock Tory Party. She fits the bill of the tomboy and is mysteriously cute. Bet she's quite kinky in the sack too.
>> No. 35150 Anonymous
26th March 2015
Thursday 7:21 am
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>>35148

There's always some slag who looks like her who works at the Job Centre. Not for me, but 'horses for courses'.
>> No. 35151 Anonymous
26th March 2015
Thursday 9:58 am
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>>35150
Shouldn't that be "courses for horses"?
>> No. 35152 Anonymous
26th March 2015
Thursday 1:21 pm
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>>35148

Oh, why are the handsome women always gay? Woe is me.
>> No. 35153 Anonymous
26th March 2015
Thursday 3:18 pm
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>>35152
That has just ruined my afternoon :-(
>> No. 35161 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 3:51 am
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>> No. 35162 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 11:37 am
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>>35161

Guilty's not usually interpreted as a plea.
>> No. 35163 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 12:29 pm
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>>35161

Mate, that's more than guilty. That's shameful.
>> No. 35164 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 1:25 pm
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>>35161

Well, I'm glad it wasn't me who posted it. Thanks for taking the bullet for us all there lad.
>> No. 35165 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 2:23 pm
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>>35162

They're all legal although that doesn't make be feel any less of a creep.
>> No. 35167 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 2:42 pm
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>>35165

22, 19 and 18 respectively. Them filthy tv producers don't even let kids be kids no more. Sick.
>> No. 35168 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 8:05 pm
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Something about her weird alien face and her massive body get me going.
>> No. 35169 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 9:01 pm
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>>35168

Alright, everybody go home, this thread is over.
>> No. 35170 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 10:00 pm
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>>35169
I am home.
>> No. 35171 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 10:04 pm
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>>35168
Tell me, how do you feel about this picture?
>> No. 35172 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 11:52 pm
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>>35169
You're right. I don't want this to go any further. >>35168 has won the thread.
>> No. 35173 Anonymous
8th April 2015
Wednesday 2:02 pm
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>>35172

It's not a competition, you berks. Someone will be along with a picture of Hermione in the Prisoner of Azkaban in a minute.

She was legal by then... right?
>> No. 35174 Anonymous
8th April 2015
Wednesday 4:08 pm
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>>35173

Nope, she was 14. I'd still "wait until she's legal" with her.
>> No. 35175 Anonymous
9th April 2015
Thursday 10:24 am
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>> No. 35176 Anonymous
9th April 2015
Thursday 4:42 pm
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>>35173
I wanted to do the sex with her back then, she were proper fit like

TBF I was about 12 at the time so it's ok
>> No. 35180 Anonymous
9th April 2015
Thursday 11:41 pm
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So she is 15 in the show.

Not sure if guilty since the actress is clearly like 25.
>> No. 35192 Anonymous
21st April 2015
Tuesday 4:05 pm
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>>35161


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCuM0gYmaL0?start=868

"I'll be in my bunk" jokes are left as an exercise for the reader.
>> No. 35193 Anonymous
21st April 2015
Tuesday 4:35 pm
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>>30735


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWIKbaydkkk
>> No. 35194 Anonymous
24th April 2015
Friday 2:17 pm
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>> No. 35195 Anonymous
25th April 2015
Saturday 2:02 pm
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>>35194
No one is going to comment on this picture of Anne Widdecombe as a student then?
>> No. 35196 Anonymous
26th April 2015
Sunday 11:58 pm
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>>35195

It's too late to pound that minge, lad. Best not to think about it.
>> No. 35199 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 6:54 am
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This picture came up on the pub quiz. I thank you for the point, gs.
>> No. 35200 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 3:17 pm
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>> No. 35201 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 3:33 pm
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>>35200

>implying you thought of this first.
>> No. 35202 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 3:39 pm
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>>35201

You probably don't want to be doing that sort of thing.
>> No. 35203 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 3:40 pm
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>>35202

We had a memefrogs up for most of the day yesterday, clearly it's fine.
>> No. 35204 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 3:48 pm
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>>35203

I regret trying to help you.
>> No. 35205 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 4:00 pm
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>>35204

Help me? Clearly it's fine!
>> No. 35206 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 4:34 pm
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>>35200

Just noticed that she's reading Chomsky. Put me right off.
>> No. 35207 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 5:52 pm
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>> No. 35208 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 6:04 pm
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>>35207

The only guilt inducing thing about her is the year of birth we share, and the accomplishments we don't.

Sageru for sad Saturday posting.
>> No. 35209 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 6:38 pm
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>>35207
She is attractive enough, but has the voice of a bloke.
>> No. 35210 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 6:44 pm
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>>35209

Hard paper round.
>> No. 35212 Anonymous
12th May 2015
Tuesday 6:53 am
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>>35194

Helena Bonham Carter?
>> No. 35213 Anonymous
12th May 2015
Tuesday 8:29 am
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That can't be a genuine question? Her identity was revealed in the very next post.
>> No. 35258 Anonymous
22nd May 2015
Friday 8:18 pm
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>> No. 35259 Anonymous
23rd May 2015
Saturday 2:15 pm
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id piss in her arse http://bit.ly/1FuKQXO
>> No. 35260 Anonymous
23rd May 2015
Saturday 2:17 pm
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id piss in her arse >>35258">http://bit.ly/1FuKQXO>>35258
>> No. 35262 Anonymous
23rd May 2015
Saturday 2:28 pm
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>>35260
Bloody hell. The absence of a proper parser is worse than I thought.
>> No. 35278 Anonymous
28th May 2015
Thursday 2:58 am
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>>35258
Jesus christ.
>> No. 35279 Anonymous
28th May 2015
Thursday 12:15 pm
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>>35258
>> No. 35280 Anonymous
28th May 2015
Thursday 5:48 pm
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>>35258
Never thought I'd see Gail from Corrie's tits.

Anyone know the best way to forget the last 30 seconds of your life?
>> No. 35281 Anonymous
28th May 2015
Thursday 7:16 pm
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>>35280

Easy. Just chant 'geriatric skin flaps' until you go cross eyed.
>> No. 39733 Anonymous
20th July 2015
Monday 5:34 pm
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Mimi Rogers, anyone?
>> No. 39734 Anonymous
20th July 2015
Monday 7:21 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nk9vSx7nE0

I'm ashamed to say I've had a few wanks to this scenario. I need to get out more.

>>35259
I've always had the suspicion that her appearance is deliberately done up to look like a tenerife holiday rep. Every now and then she will say something on the show that is quick and seems pretty intelligent but then she slips back into asking air-headed questions.

Its the Gogglebox conspiracy.
>> No. 39800 Anonymous
27th August 2015
Thursday 2:24 pm
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>> No. 39801 Anonymous
29th August 2015
Saturday 2:17 am
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>>39800
Oops, forgot my image.
>> No. 39802 Anonymous
30th August 2015
Sunday 12:48 am
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>>39801
We didn't miss it the first time.
>> No. 39803 Anonymous
30th August 2015
Sunday 12:35 pm
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>>39802
I'm glad to hear it!
>> No. 39804 Anonymous
14th September 2015
Monday 2:02 pm
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I would ruin her. Post ITT because she's chavvy and that ruins it for some
>> No. 39805 Anonymous
14th September 2015
Monday 2:32 pm
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>>39804

Fuck me, it really is still 2009 here.
>> No. 39806 Anonymous
17th September 2015
Thursday 6:30 pm
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Can't believe no-one has said Yolandi Visser.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ
>> No. 39807 Anonymous
17th September 2015
Thursday 7:48 pm
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>>39806
Guilty?
>> No. 39808 Anonymous
18th September 2015
Friday 1:56 pm
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All this talk of the Secretary of State for International Development made me realise that I would bonk Justine Greening harder than I would any ordinary woman.

What is it about women in power lads?
>> No. 39809 Anonymous
18th September 2015
Friday 3:06 pm
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>>39808

I'm not sure International Development have much power, mate.
>> No. 39885 Anonymous
1st October 2015
Thursday 11:04 pm
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Not even joking, I would hit that all night long.
>> No. 39886 Anonymous
2nd October 2015
Friday 6:33 pm
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Paige from WWE.
>> No. 39887 Anonymous
2nd October 2015
Friday 6:42 pm
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>>39886

This is a guilty would thread, m8. You're going to have to qualify this, as it doesn't seem like it would come with much guilt unless she's your sister or something.
>> No. 39888 Anonymous
2nd October 2015
Friday 9:26 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFPov_63e1E

Not sure if I feel guilty, or if I feel guilty about feeling guilty.
>> No. 39889 Anonymous
2nd October 2015
Friday 10:13 pm
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Some teenage yearnings will never dull, perhaps now just sympathy over having a slightly wonky eye.

>>39888
She's obviously had a few tins. Irresponsibility in the kitchen doesn't end well in the dungeon.
>> No. 39890 Anonymous
2nd October 2015
Friday 11:03 pm
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>>39889

Don't you mean empathy?
>> No. 39891 Anonymous
3rd October 2015
Saturday 2:06 am
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>>39887
She's eating cake off the floor. Hardly a 'bring home to meet the parents type' at least.
>> No. 39892 Anonymous
3rd October 2015
Saturday 5:30 am
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>>39891
Get a load of Prince fucking Andrew over here.
>> No. 39893 Anonymous
3rd October 2015
Saturday 9:15 am
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>>39892

>Get a load of Prince fucking Andrew over here.

Also she is over-age.
>> No. 39894 Anonymous
3rd October 2015
Saturday 10:15 am
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>>39893

Oh yes?
>> No. 39895 Anonymous
3rd October 2015
Saturday 10:54 am
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>>39894

Consider your audience.
>> No. 39896 Anonymous
3rd October 2015
Saturday 11:20 am
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>>39895

Sorry chaps.
>> No. 39897 Anonymous
4th October 2015
Sunday 12:17 am
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Grace Jones.
>> No. 39926 Anonymous
14th October 2015
Wednesday 1:20 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyD5WkurrCk

Genuine guilt.
>> No. 39927 Anonymous
14th October 2015
Wednesday 9:30 pm
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>>39897
You're absolved lad, I also studied those pictures for some time and decided I would.
>> No. 39928 Anonymous
14th October 2015
Wednesday 9:31 pm
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So glad she didn't win to be honest. Would definitely have had to join the Labour party.
>> No. 39935 Anonymous
18th October 2015
Sunday 12:57 am
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>>39928
she'd get it, no doubt about that.
>> No. 39936 Anonymous
18th October 2015
Sunday 1:22 am
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>>39935
I really fancy her and would cast my vote for the local Labour candidate because of it. I am that shallow as a man and a tactical swing voter. I don't know why the pollsters bother.
>> No. 39942 Anonymous
23rd October 2015
Friday 12:22 pm
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Kim Deal from the Pixies/Breeders. When she was younger at least. She's a bit tomboyish, but there's something quite wholesome about her.
>> No. 39943 Anonymous
23rd October 2015
Friday 12:53 pm
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No Allegra??
>> No. 39944 Anonymous
23rd October 2015
Friday 6:11 pm
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>>39942
Met her when I was 20, a long time ago when she was super attractive and have always remembered her - she was fun and flirty and I was just too starstruck to join her at the pool table like she asked after her soundcheck. Sage as no-one will believe this.
>> No. 39945 Anonymous
23rd October 2015
Friday 7:13 pm
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>>39944

Nobody would believe that I fingered Laurie when I was a teenlad either.
>> No. 39946 Anonymous
23rd October 2015
Friday 8:22 pm
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>>39945
Oh Owen.
>> No. 39947 Anonymous
23rd October 2015
Friday 9:03 pm
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>>39943

See >>35152
>> No. 39966 Anonymous
5th November 2015
Thursday 4:52 pm
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>>39942

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd34UjP6Q3Y

I fell in love with Kim Deal whilst watching this performance a while ago. How can you not? Just look at her smile whilst she's singing about big black cock. Can you imagine being so fine in your art that you're performing in front of thousands in a foreign country whilst being a 20something? She won't ever get back to being that brilliant, not ever in her life and nothing will ever stop her in that moment.
>> No. 39967 Anonymous
5th November 2015
Thursday 9:10 pm
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>>39966
Is that what that song is about?
>> No. 39969 Anonymous
5th November 2015
Thursday 9:46 pm
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Yeah.

According to Deal, the main inspiration for the song was the film Crimes of the Heart, in which a white married woman falls in love with a black teenager and the song "Gigantic" is credited to Mrs John Murphy (Kim Deal's pseudonym at the time of Come On Pilgrim and Surfer Rosa as an ironic feminist joke).
The song's voyeuristic lyrics mostly revolve around a woman's observation of an attractive black man making love to another woman, culminating in the oddly light-hearted but sexual chorus: "Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic / A big, big love". Francis later commented on the title of the song and the chorus (in the music magazine SELECT), saying

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantic_(song)
>> No. 39970 Anonymous
6th November 2015
Friday 1:34 am
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>>39947

I wish to apologise for this comment. It appears that Jack Monroe now identifies as trans, so my characterisation of Allegra McEvedy as a lesbian is both inaccurate and bigoted.

I'd still give my left nut to watch them lez off.
>> No. 39971 Anonymous
6th November 2015
Friday 2:54 am
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I've been close to admitting this before in public but always hesitated and no I don't just mean when she was a bit younger. Incidentally, NSA operative can you please not tell anyone.

>>39942
>She's a bit tomboyish

If that is going to be a qualifier then I'm going to have to include every girl I've ever fancied.
>> No. 39974 Anonymous
6th November 2015
Friday 12:40 pm
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>>39944

How old was she at the time?
>> No. 39983 Anonymous
12th November 2015
Thursday 12:06 pm
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I'd let her ride my broom IYKWIM even if the investigative journalists would never forget it.

She has had affairs in the past, she probably doesn't get much chances for cock these days and I'm better looking than her husband. Do you think I should start trying to edge my way in there?
>> No. 39984 Anonymous
12th November 2015
Thursday 12:34 pm
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>>39983
Phwoar I'd hack her mailbox IYKWIM.
>> No. 39985 Anonymous
12th November 2015
Thursday 10:43 pm
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>>39983
Oh god I fancy her. No guilt.
>> No. 39986 Anonymous
12th November 2015
Thursday 10:57 pm
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>>39983

Are you one of the Ed Winchesters who might cross paths with her?
>> No. 40015 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 9:05 pm
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>>39888

So frustrating; I really want to help her.
>> No. 40086 Anonymous
13th January 2016
Wednesday 12:50 pm
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Lucy Powell looked like quite a guilty would on PMQs today.
>> No. 40087 Anonymous
13th January 2016
Wednesday 6:56 pm
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I don't know why...

But I would fuck the shit out of her.
>> No. 40088 Anonymous
14th January 2016
Thursday 11:56 pm
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>>39928
We need more Liz.
>> No. 40089 Anonymous
15th January 2016
Friday 11:10 am
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>>40088
Lads we've had our disagreements but I think Liz represents a politician we'd all like to get behind IYKWIM.
>> No. 40090 Anonymous
16th January 2016
Saturday 12:56 am
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21 years older than me but her shows always leave me lusting.
She has a cute voice too.
>> No. 40091 Anonymous
16th January 2016
Saturday 8:58 am
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>>40090
You're using a very loose definition of guilty would here. If I so much as got a flirtatious smile from Lucy Worsley I would be shouting it to the world.
>> No. 40095 Anonymous
27th January 2016
Wednesday 3:00 pm
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>> No. 40098 Anonymous
3rd February 2016
Wednesday 9:22 pm
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(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 40099 Anonymous ## Mod ##
3rd February 2016
Wednesday 9:43 pm
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>>40098
Ban reason: This is the "guilty would" thread.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 40100 Anonymous
3rd February 2016
Wednesday 9:51 pm
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>>40099

How closely does she resemble Purpz? Because I'm assuming very.
>> No. 40102 Anonymous
3rd February 2016
Wednesday 10:09 pm
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>>40100
Oh god that might be the most hurtful post I've ever read on my own site. You fucking bastard. NOT EVEN MY TYPE M8.
>> No. 40106 Anonymous
4th February 2016
Thursday 12:12 am
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>>40099

Is that statement implying 'no guilt and would' or ' definitely wouldn't'? I just can't tell.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 40107 Anonymous
4th February 2016
Thursday 12:22 am
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>>40099

I don't get it. Must be mod "humour".
>> No. 40108 Anonymous
4th February 2016
Thursday 12:26 am
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>>40106
No guilt and would. Are you a eunuch that you can't tell?
>> No. 40109 Anonymous
4th February 2016
Thursday 8:27 pm
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>>40099

for some reason i anticipated a ban for that one, thanks for making it a short one

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 40110 Anonymous
4th February 2016
Thursday 8:46 pm
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>>40108
He probably has an ounce of self respect.
>> No. 40111 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 1:54 pm
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>>40102

Well I thought she was very pretty.

I <3 purple.
>> No. 40112 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 2:28 pm
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>>40108
So basically the lad who posted it thought she was unconventionally attractive, but the mods think she's actually really attractive, and because attractiveness is objective he must have been posting in this thread, what, with malicious intent? Can't say I entirely understand but OK.
>> No. 40113 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 2:53 pm
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She has a chip implanted in her hand with access codes to some game or other apparently. That is genuinely unattractive to me as I have never enjoyed gaming or the company of people who do like it, I haven't followed this tedious controversy where she was apparently subjected to predictable sexism. It tickles me how gamers think it is the biggest news in the world and no one else gives a fuck.

Fat middle aged Kim Wilde. Now we're talking.
>> No. 40114 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 3:46 pm
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>>40112

>the mods

Whoever it was that banned it could have been doing so for a number of reasons unrelated to the topic at hand, like being pissed as a fart and thinking it was funny. We don't convene a Kingsmoot to discuss bans or, for that matter, are a Hivemind. We only ever go to war together, we're lone agents the rest of the time and we frequently ban each other for good measure.

The mods aren't "The Man" if that is what you think. There is no "mod humour" or "mod consensus" there are the rules and each moderators interpretation of them. We all browse and post on the same boards you do, share the same opinions as you do, argue with you and act like cunts with you, only difference being we get the fun job of deleting CP spam.

If you want to pillory the moderating staff further, take it to /shed/. The next post in this thread that isn't a guilty would (*cough*which is an entirely subjective POV*cough*) will be purged.
>> No. 40115 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 4:21 pm
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>>40113
What are "access codes" and why would anyone have a chip of them implanted in their hand? I don't think I understand.
>> No. 40116 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 5:39 pm
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>>40115

What she actually has is a programmable NFC chip implanted in her hand. It works just the same as any NFC tag - the 'access code' she first programmed it with was a download code for the game Deus Ex.

It's literally just a wireless data chip under her skin. The only real reason to do it at this point is basically the same reason you'd pierce your nose or dye your hair - because you think it's cool or interesting. I'd be inclined to agree.
>> No. 40117 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 7:01 pm
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>>40113

Any more pics?

I remember pulling/being pulled by a woman like that as an undergrad. One of the most eye opening one night stands ever.
>> No. 40118 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 10:50 pm
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I just realised who she is after a quick reverse image search. I first thought it was pornstar Proxy Paige when she had red/ orange hair. I'll link this pic of her, because it's very NSFW even for /x/. http://i.imgur.com/FybMx2S.jpg
>> No. 40120 Anonymous
6th February 2016
Saturday 10:42 pm
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I know Jessica Hynes isn't much of a guilty would but I definitely started to fancy her when she was playing Cheryl on Royle Family. Bit of bad casting if you ask me, they're all ripping into her but I'm just thinking about pissing in her arse.

Its a shame the poor aren't more like the sort you see on television.
>> No. 40199 Anonymous
9th May 2016
Monday 6:28 pm
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>Its a shame the poor aren't more like the sort you see on television.

You mean, wealthy people in disguise?
>> No. 40265 Anonymous
28th May 2016
Saturday 9:52 pm
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Anna Ptaszynski off of the QI Elves. She looks like a sixth-form boy who is a bit too enthusiastic about classic rock. And also a bit like my cousin Harriet.
>> No. 40266 Anonymous
29th May 2016
Sunday 1:50 am
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>>40265
Can't argue with that m8. Bookish birds are the thinking mans blond bombshells.

Just look at her. I bet she plays on a womens five-a-side team at the weekends or possibly even cricket. Filth.
>> No. 40267 Anonymous
1st June 2016
Wednesday 2:32 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lz6k5Zg2wA
>> No. 40361 Anonymous
29th December 2016
Thursday 2:11 am
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>>40120
I saw a round up of people who died this year and I think I missed Caroline Aherne. Guilty would going way back. She always liked a choker and teenage me was a sucker for that.
>> No. 40364 Anonymous
30th December 2016
Friday 6:24 am
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Diane Morgan, but only in character as Philomena Cunk. I find stupidity repellent, but pretend stupidity gives me the horn.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5-5cpdAvB8
>> No. 40365 Anonymous
30th December 2016
Friday 12:36 pm
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>>40364
She is gorgeous in a certain way but you know she would ask you something like "What is sex and why are you very good at it?" while looking at you with her serious thinking face.
>> No. 40369 Anonymous
19th January 2017
Thursday 11:12 pm
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>>40364 Would.
>> No. 40370 Anonymous
20th January 2017
Friday 1:28 am
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>>40361

There's free uck all guilt to be had if you'd fuck Caroline aherne. She's lovely.
>> No. 40371 Anonymous
27th January 2017
Friday 10:32 pm
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Seems most people's idea of 'Guilty Would' is basically any woman who doesn't look like a fucking supermodel.

I'm not even a tiny bit guilty about this, I'd smash her all over the gaff and tell the whole world I did it, I reckon a lot of you won't agree with her though.
>> No. 40372 Anonymous
27th January 2017
Friday 10:54 pm
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>>40371

See >>40087
>> No. 40373 Anonymous
27th January 2017
Friday 11:02 pm
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>>40372
Not sure how I missed that. OK, here's another suggestion.

>I'm not even a tiny bit guilty about this, I'd smash her all over the gaff and tell the whole world I did it, I reckon a lot of you won't agree with her though.

Pretty much the same applies here.
>> No. 40386 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 3:34 pm
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I've been having recurring sex dreams about Theresa May.
>> No. 40387 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 4:57 pm
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>>40386
the fuck is wrong with you
>> No. 40388 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 8:12 pm
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Bianca from that there Eastenders. I really can't quite put my finger on it, but I'd love to have a go.
>> No. 40389 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 8:25 pm
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>>40386
She certainly looks better now she's aged considerably.
>> No. 40391 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 9:10 pm
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>>40389

The 90's was not a good time for hair, I don't know what people were thinking.
>> No. 40394 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 9:41 pm
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>>40391
At the time though, we thought that looked really really cool.
>> No. 40396 Anonymous
28th March 2017
Tuesday 12:30 am
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>>40388
I bet she has a stubbly top lip.
>> No. 40410 Anonymous
18th May 2017
Thursday 10:10 pm
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Marcia Clark; I find confidence sexy.
>> No. 40419 Anonymous
7th July 2017
Friday 6:46 pm
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I know she's already here, but here's another pic of Baroness Warsi.
>> No. 40420 Anonymous
7th July 2017
Friday 7:58 pm
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>>40419

She has a cracking pair of norks and I bet she goes like the clappers, but the shame would be absolutely boundless.
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7th July 2017
Friday 8:20 pm
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I'll add another political one - Angela Rayner. She's one of those women who I can't figure out if she's really thick or really quite smart, and equally is she too fat, or is she just right? She's really hard to figure out, and I'd probably feel shame the morning after when I realise she's twice the size I remember from the night before.
>> No. 40422 Anonymous
19th July 2017
Wednesday 3:39 pm
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Does it count if you'd do a woman who's now quite old who was gorgeous when they were younger? I mean, age is a bit of a no-no for some, but I'd still love to boink Martha Argerich. She was stunning in her 20s.
>> No. 40424 Anonymous
19th July 2017
Wednesday 6:59 pm
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>>40422

76 is pushing it.

I would absolutely ruin Evelyn Glennie, no question.

I just spend a good five minutes trying and failing to think of a percussion-related double entendre. What the fuck am I doing with my life?
>> No. 40425 Anonymous
19th July 2017
Wednesday 7:32 pm
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>>40424
She looks like your mates mum who you fancied. Does that really count?
>> No. 40426 Anonymous
19th July 2017
Wednesday 11:18 pm
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>>40424
Definitely would. Older women kind of rule, actually.
>> No. 40427 Anonymous
19th July 2017
Wednesday 11:59 pm
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>>40426

Yeah, they're like, totally bodacious, man.
>> No. 40429 Anonymous
17th September 2017
Sunday 1:14 pm
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Christ this board is dead isn't it.
>> No. 40430 Anonymous
17th September 2017
Sunday 1:17 pm
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>>40429
I did wonder why people stopped posting on /x/.
>> No. 40431 Anonymous
17th September 2017
Sunday 5:28 pm
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>>40430
Sorry lads, I started working 13-14 hours a day and just didn't have the energy to keep dumping every night.
>> No. 40432 Anonymous
17th September 2017
Sunday 6:21 pm
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>>40431
What do you do?
>> No. 40433 Anonymous
17th September 2017
Sunday 8:38 pm
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It's just the ubiquity of wank material online that makes /x/ somewhat redundant. Type in a random woman's name to your preferred search engine and you'll probably find an acceptably horny Instagram, and you can get women with their baps out being posted during half time on /sp/ match day threads at the Other Place. I think that's why this thread in particular is the only /x/ thread to get posted in with any regularity, because it's filling a niche, if you'll pardon the implication.
>> No. 40434 Anonymous
17th September 2017
Sunday 8:58 pm
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>>40433
Not just material but videos in particular. Why bother with stills when there are so many films out there?
>> No. 40453 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 10:56 am
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Rebecca Keatley from Cbeebies.

if I have to sit and watch another fucking episode of Go-Jetters then at least they give me something good to look at between.
>> No. 40454 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 11:59 am
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>>40453

I'm not seeing the guilt.
>> No. 40455 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 12:36 pm
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>>40453
She looks about 12 going on 40
>> No. 40456 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 1:42 pm
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>>40455

She looks like a normal adult woman when she's not dressed in pastels and doing mad kids TV gurning.
>> No. 40457 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 7:13 pm
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>>40434

I like a still image, dunno' why undiagnosed psychopathy?, but there are just as many of those out there.
>> No. 40458 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 7:41 pm
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>>40457
How are still images and psychopathy related?
>> No. 40459 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 8:19 pm
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>>40458

It just occured to me that it's more like the subject is unconscious or dead before I hit "submit". That's not why I like it, but it could have been...
>> No. 40460 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 6:41 am
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Kristen Schaal and Isy Suttie.
It's my ideal celebrity threesome. Reasonably normal looking girls but there's something about them...
>> No. 40497 Anonymous
7th November 2017
Tuesday 3:23 pm
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Any of the three, really. But the blonde one especially.
>> No. 40500 Anonymous
16th November 2017
Thursday 6:24 am
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>>23810
I don't know what the fuck half of you are talking about, half of these girls look perfectly acceptable to me.
>> No. 40502 Anonymous
17th November 2017
Friday 10:52 pm
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I don't want to be this guy but this isn't really the kind of thing we post here, lad, guilty or not..

It's funny to think, actually. This whole thread is 'guild would's, an aside to cultural ideals of beauty and all that. yet here I am telling someone to adhere to a subculture, in the face of the spirit of the thread.

How do we reconcile the culture of britfa.gs (and beyond) with our individual identities? Where does the influence of the individual end?
>> No. 40503 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 1:56 am
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>>40502

Sometimes I wonder if the only real rule here is no posting of Japanese cartoons, it seems like the only thing that has been consistent over the years.
>> No. 40504 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 2:52 am
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>>40502
Jesus Christ, I need to start proof reading my posts.
>> No. 40505 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 3:23 am
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DAT BELLY.
>> No. 40506 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 3:52 am
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>>40503
Let's find out, shall we.
>> No. 40507 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 3:54 am
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Would you fuck a toaster?
>> No. 40508 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 5:57 am
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Phwoah!
>> No. 40509 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 8:21 am
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>> No. 40510 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 10:32 am
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>>40460
Something primal is going on with Kristen Schaal, there is nothing really there and lord knows she would get on your tits but I simply wouldn't be able to keep my hands off her. Maybe it's the jowls and her mannerisms. Like some long-forgotten nursery teacher whose the reason you ended up straight.

There is nothing reasonable about Isy Suttie. How dare you even suggest this, nothing but shameless greed on your part!

>>40508
I'd definitely fuck a sex doll if nobody would ever find out. I wonder if the body is actual enjoyable or if it just makes for a very awkward fleshlight.
>> No. 40511 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 11:08 am
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>>40510

> I'd definitely fuck a sex doll if nobody would ever find out. I wonder if the body is actual enjoyable or if it just makes for a very awkward fleshlight.

I have never understood the social prejudice against sex dolls, over other toys.
>> No. 40512 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 11:35 am
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>>40511

Same as all other social stigmas around male sexuality. It's one of the pillars holding up the world as we know it that men put such disproportionate amounts of their time and effort into simply obtaining wholesome, traditional sex.

I'm going to come off like one of those MRA nutters but I don't care because it's true and plain to see. There would be a demographic apocalypse if women lost their monopoly on pussy.
>> No. 40513 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 12:03 pm
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>> No. 40514 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 12:38 pm
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>>40510

Schaal just looks mental enough to be an incredible shag, but is also stable enough to thrive in her chosen field, so is much less likely to murder you in your sleep.
>> No. 40515 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 12:44 pm
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>>40510
She's just a shitty US knock-off of Dobby.
>> No. 40516 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 1:22 pm
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>>40511
>I'd definitely fuck a sex doll if nobody would ever find out.
That's the crux of it, though, isn't it? A full size sex doll would be a massive lump that's difficult to even move around, and you'd have to have a big enough house to hide the thing.

It'll be interesting to see how advances in natural language AI get added to them. They'll start talking, and responding to your thrusts etc. That's going to be pretty fucking weird.
>> No. 40517 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 1:51 pm
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>>40511
If I stuck googly eyes and leftover fabric on my hand in order to make a crude fuck-puppet people would look at me weirdly too. It's all in the personality attached to the object.

Would you fuck Sooty?

>>40516
>A full size sex doll would be a massive lump that's difficult to even move around

No change there then.
>> No. 40518 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 2:09 pm
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>>40511

There's a broader stigma about male sex toys. A woman with a vibrator is empowered, a man with a Fleshlight is a sad wanker. Women who stick things up their bum are game, men who stick things up their bum are probably a bit gay. Once you get into VR or sex doll territory, you might as well be Norman Bates.
>> No. 40519 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 2:12 pm
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>>40518

Incidentally, if you've got a decent smartphone, you should absolutely get one of those cheap VR headsets. It's next-level wanking. Pornhub have a whole VR category now.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Headsets-BlitzWolf-Virtual-Smartphone-Upgraded/dp/B01LYSKTN2/
https://www.pornhub.com/vr
>> No. 40521 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 2:24 pm
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>>40519
If you've got a decent smartphone you should buy the Gear VR.
>> No. 40522 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 2:53 pm
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>>40521

The Gear VR only works with Samsung Galaxy devices. Google Daydream is pretty much the gold standard for mobile VR at the moment, but it only works on a handful of phones. Any phone with a >5" 1080p display and a decent SoC will work fine for VR video using a generic headset, but an OLED display is preferable. Any of the cheap headsets will work fine as long as it's got an FoV of more than 100 degrees and adjustable diopter and IPD.

Oculus Go is due out in Q1 2018, which will probably be the best affordable VR solution.
>> No. 40523 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 4:30 pm
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>>40522
>The Gear VR only works with Samsung Galaxy devices.
Like I said innit.
>> No. 40524 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 8:23 pm
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>>40519

I have enjoyed the videos I've seen, but my phone (Moto G5) seems to just not want to deal with about 80% of them. It'll play the audio but the screen will be black. It's very frustrating, and I'm assuming it's to do with resolutions or something.
>> No. 40525 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 9:52 pm
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>>40522
Yeah, it's basically an artificial selection mechanism to get not so bright people to strap what is functionally a handgrenade to their face.
>> No. 40526 Anonymous
19th November 2017
Sunday 11:19 am
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>>40525
>> No. 40578 Anonymous
27th January 2018
Saturday 8:56 pm
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>> No. 40579 Anonymous
28th January 2018
Sunday 3:17 am
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(It's Captain UKIP's mad ex/not-ex.)
>> No. 40580 Anonymous
28th January 2018
Sunday 8:21 am
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Fantasising about a gangbang with The Sundaes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V82gOSHPV9Q
>> No. 40642 Anonymous
14th May 2018
Monday 7:31 pm
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Over 340kg what a woman.
>> No. 40643 Anonymous
14th May 2018
Monday 11:09 pm
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>>40642

I'm impressed when people reach that weight there must surely come a turning point when it is harder to maintain that mass then shed it.
>> No. 40644 Anonymous
14th May 2018
Monday 11:25 pm
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>>40643
Maintenance calories, i.e. your basal calorie expenditure, increases as you get bigger. She needs to consume 5200 calories a day (assuming she is average height) to not lose weight at 340kg and that is her minimum expenditure if she doesn't move the whole day, which is unlikely.

However, she probably vastly exceeds that number.
>> No. 40645 Anonymous
14th May 2018
Monday 11:34 pm
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>>40644

The thing is in today's world of highly processed high calorie/fat/sugar food it's not exactly hard to put twice that many calories or more away in any twenty-four hour period.
>> No. 40646 Anonymous
14th May 2018
Monday 11:56 pm
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>>40642

KANEDAAAA HELP ME
>> No. 40647 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 12:06 am
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>>40645

Was just going to say that. I'm 75kg and I could quite easily put that much away. I'll quite happily eat a pound of pasta and a huge pat of butter or loads of olive oil - that's close to 2000 calories already. Couple of full fat cokes and a big bag of crisps and you're there, and I've definitely eaten more in a day. If I ate McDonalds twice a day and had snacks, I'd be hitting 4k and probably still be hungry by the evening.

Perhaps I'd not be able to sustain that every single day, but it'd be a mental struggle more than a physical one.
>> No. 40648 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 12:28 am
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>>40647
> I'll quite happily eat a pound of pasta and a huge pat of butter or loads of olive oil - that's close to 2000 calories already.

Too much volume per calorie. You want to think fast food hamburgers and fries, full sugar coke as you said, ice cream, things that go down easy and leave you feeling hungry as fuck an hour later. Kids breakfast cereals that sort of thing.

No need for steaks, rice, pasta, or skin on chicken thighs or anything even remotely redeemable healthwise, just load up on absolute shite and you can break 10k / day easy. Develop a habit of drinking beer on top and bob's your obese, hypertensive, diabetic. uncle.
>> No. 40650 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 1:03 am
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>>40648

>>40648

>Too much volume per calorie.

Well, that was sort of my point - I'm just about exactly the weight I'm supposed to be, yet I could easily manage that rather large plate of pasta. So if I was burning five thousand calories a day just existing, I'm sure I could manage more.

If I really wanted to pile on weight, I'd do as you say. I'd probably try to be clever have big nasty milkshakes with as much coconut oil in them as I could stomach. Though like you say, the satiation might get to me. Sugary drinks probably is the true key to doing it without effort.

Having said that, I can eat a truly disgusting amount of food when I set my mind on it. I had two XXL Papa John's pizzas in less than 24 hours last week, plus a couple of tubs of their sauce, and one is basically pure (fake) butter. I don't even want to know how much that is, but it's probably touching 10k. I'm sure I've had worse too.
>> No. 40651 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 11:48 am
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>>40644
She's 6'2 so probably needs a lot more than that to maintain her corpulence.
>> No. 40652 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 7:58 pm
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>>40651

Calorific intake is governed by mass not height, FailedHisGCSEsLad.
>> No. 40653 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 8:15 pm
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>>40652

Really I should say, BMR. Her TDEE may be slightly higher due to having to move a larger frame although to be fair 340kg people rarely do that much moving anyway so I stand by my initial statement.

>>40650

Absolutely agree, you can hit astronomical calorie counts eating things that almost count as real food - pizzas, burgers, fried chicken, kebabs, fast food in general and very high calorie counts eating things that most people will think of as healthy (pasta, rice, potatoes, veg and salad (with butter or olive oil), relatively fatty but expensive steak cuts such as Ribeye etc, skin on chicken thighs.

On the other hand, like you say, all you need to do is walk down the ready meal, "oven ready", and snack/confectionery aisles of your local supermarket to see how many calories a truly dedicated fat cunt can get down themselves without even feeling full the entire day.

I have a lot to ramble about on how ready-prepared meals and even things like oven chips (consider the difference in effort between shoveling more chips onto the baking tray from the oven chips bag and having to wash, peel, and chop another three spuds. I mean, fuck that, right? Corrie's about to start) but I'll save them for another time and not segue this conversation to far away from where it's supposed to be going.
>> No. 40656 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 11:46 am
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Does this belong in this thread?
>> No. 40657 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 12:49 pm
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>>40656
Guilty does not refer to what one would tell a judge, no.
>> No. 40659 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 4:34 pm
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>>40657

We've had that joke once in this thread already, and it was actually almost funny that time around.
>> No. 40660 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 4:48 pm
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>>40659
Where?
>> No. 40661 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 7:44 pm
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>>40660

>>35162
>> No. 40668 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 4:25 pm
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I'm fine with it but SOCIETY isn't.
>> No. 40669 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 4:54 pm
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>>40668

I warmly welcome women with willies, but her politics seem a bit suspect.
>> No. 40670 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 4:55 pm
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>>40668
>>/y/
>> No. 40671 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 5:39 pm
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>>40669
Please, try the wine.
>> No. 40672 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 6:08 pm
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>>40671

I skimmed some videos, but came to the conclusion that I am definitely too old to understand any of it.

To veer wildly back on topic, Kim-Joy off of bake-off.
>> No. 40673 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 6:11 pm
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>>40669 >>40672
I liked the one where he sat in the bath topless with a swastika bejewelled on his chest.
>> No. 40674 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 6:56 pm
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Stop bumping this thread, I fucking hate the OP image.
>> No. 40675 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 7:00 pm
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>>40674

Just hide the thread, you walloper.
>> No. 40676 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 7:46 pm
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>>40669>>40670>>40672>>40673
I’ll fight and defeat all of you bastards.
>> No. 40677 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 8:30 pm
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>>40674

The most upsetting thing about this thread is the date of the first post. Where has all the time gone?
>> No. 40678 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 8:43 pm
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>>40677
Up the swanny?
>> No. 40679 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 8:58 pm
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>>40677
Pissed away into the giant toilet of time
>> No. 40717 Anonymous
30th December 2018
Sunday 8:44 pm
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Emma from The Wiggles.

She's got a lot of face and she's Australian, but she gives me a proper filthy stonk on.
>> No. 40718 Anonymous
30th December 2018
Sunday 8:47 pm
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>>40672

She knocks about on the Leeds fetlife scene apparently, My missus has met her.

I got a scolding tut when I said "does she have dick" so I think she has a dick.
>> No. 40719 Anonymous
30th December 2018
Sunday 9:05 pm
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>>40718
It seems like every British celebrity is on fetlife these days. Has there been any word on Jo Coburn because I'd love to have her piss on me.
>> No. 40720 Anonymous
31st December 2018
Monday 9:47 am
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>>40717

That's not The Wiggles, this is The Wiggles.


>> No. 40721 Anonymous
12th January 2019
Saturday 5:04 pm
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Slightly boss-eyed girl on the right.
>> No. 40722 Anonymous
13th January 2019
Sunday 6:18 pm
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>>40721
Can't argue with you on that one.
>> No. 40723 Anonymous
13th January 2019
Sunday 7:59 pm
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>>40674
I think we should get a mod to consign the OP image to the memory hole. It's the single worst thing about /x/.
>> No. 40724 Anonymous
13th January 2019
Sunday 9:08 pm
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>>40723
You'd need to find a replacement image.
>> No. 40725 Anonymous
13th January 2019
Sunday 9:15 pm
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Agreed
If you could replace it with this one mods >>24099, that would be much better.
>> No. 40726 Anonymous
13th January 2019
Sunday 9:31 pm
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>>40723
Yes quite agreed. Also lets' ban the brown sugar thread too. Fuck people who look different. right? Or is for some reason hating on ginger people more allowed and less "racist" (not that the word means anything nowadays) than hating on blacks?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Well?
>> No. 40727 Anonymous
13th January 2019
Sunday 9:36 pm
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>>40726

Well, you should only permit yourself to be sexually excited by women with saggy tits, because otherwise its racist innit.
>> No. 40728 Anonymous
13th January 2019
Sunday 9:38 pm
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I also agree with deleting the image.
>> No. 40729 Anonymous
13th January 2019
Sunday 9:39 pm
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>>40723
I don't see why they should, it's one of the few honest 'guilty-woulds' in this thread.
>> No. 40748 Anonymous
29th March 2019
Friday 11:01 am
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I should be working but here I am watching Parliament and drooling over Kirsty Blackman. What has become of my life where I spend more time watching Parliament than anything else.
>> No. 40750 Anonymous
1st May 2019
Wednesday 11:54 pm
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>> No. 40751 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 12:21 am
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>>40750
Is that fucking Sue Perkins?
>> No. 40752 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 12:26 am
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>>40751
computer says no
>> No. 40753 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 12:28 am
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>>40751

No.
>> No. 40754 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 4:33 am
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>>40752
>>40753
Google image search tells me it is, and they were released a month ago. I never even heard about this.

Wonder when they were taken? Not recently I'm guessing.
>> No. 40755 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 2:31 pm
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Heavens above, it's The Great British Wank-Off.
>> No. 40756 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 3:07 pm
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I don't know, I've fancied her for so long now that I'm just faintly pissed off at whoever leaked the photos.
>> No. 40757 Anonymous
2nd May 2019
Thursday 4:11 pm
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There is nothing guilty about ARE SUE. What kinds of high standards do you people have?
>> No. 40758 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 1:31 am
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>>40751
>>40756
An understandable cognitive dissonance with nude “celebrity” leaks and as incorrigible (and illegal) leaking them is, it does remind that we are all just fallible people.
>> No. 40759 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 1:33 am
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>>40757

Well I am guilty of having dreams of her having willies where her nipples would usually be.
>> No. 40760 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 1:53 am
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>>40759

What the hell is wrong with your subconscious m8? She has such lovely nipples.
>> No. 40762 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 2:09 am
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>>40760

Dicknipples are a very old school hentai/furry internet fetish.

You only have to be worried when it becomes shitting dicknipples.
>> No. 40801 Anonymous
19th July 2019
Friday 10:48 pm
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Taylor Swift as a cat in Cats.
>> No. 40802 Anonymous
20th July 2019
Saturday 2:07 am
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>>40801

They're a mile deep in the uncanny valley here. Everything about it is wrong.

The worst part is how they all have human lips and chins. It just makes them look like they're wearing gimp suits.
>> No. 40803 Anonymous
20th July 2019
Saturday 6:19 pm
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>>40802
I don't see the problem. I would go absolutely wild on Cat Swift.
>> No. 40804 Anonymous
20th July 2019
Saturday 6:23 pm
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>>40802

Human tits, no nipples. They can fuck right off, then come back so I can tell them to fuck off again.
>> No. 40805 Anonymous
20th July 2019
Saturday 8:07 pm
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>>40801
This movie is going to be fucking nuts on drugs.
>> No. 40806 Anonymous
20th July 2019
Saturday 11:54 pm
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>>40802
Why do they have no fur on their chins? Why? Their make-up budget didn't spread that far?
>> No. 40807 Anonymous
20th July 2019
Saturday 11:57 pm
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>>40806
>chins

Maybe they planned on having Sandra Bullock on board
>> No. 40808 Anonymous
21st July 2019
Sunday 2:34 pm
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Alright, between this and the Cats trailer I'm beginning to think something's up with me obligatory IYKWIM.
>> No. 40809 Anonymous
30th July 2019
Tuesday 6:58 pm
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>> No. 40814 Anonymous
2nd August 2019
Friday 6:33 pm
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>> No. 40815 Anonymous
2nd August 2019
Friday 8:30 pm
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>>40814
Oh no you didn't.
>> No. 40816 Anonymous
3rd August 2019
Saturday 4:50 pm
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>> No. 40817 Anonymous
3rd August 2019
Saturday 6:03 pm
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>>40809
Is she called "Possom"? Anyway, I don't believe you really would. You are, and do not intend to shock but it is the truth, a fibber.
>> No. 40818 Anonymous
4th August 2019
Sunday 8:00 am
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>>40816
Where's the guilty part?
>> No. 40819 Anonymous
4th August 2019
Sunday 11:14 am
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>>40818
Well she's a bit trouty. You could make a Beefheart album cover with her.
>> No. 40820 Anonymous
4th August 2019
Sunday 11:18 am
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>>40819

But who would play the bass?
>> No. 40821 Anonymous
6th August 2019
Tuesday 12:58 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_CQk6kIYJk

Even though her face is only a 3/10. What do you lads think?
>> No. 40822 Anonymous
6th August 2019
Tuesday 1:15 am
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>>40821
I think X/10 is a fucking daft system to measure attractiveness.
>> No. 40823 Anonymous
6th August 2019
Tuesday 1:15 am
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>>40821

Get away with your 3/10 nonsense, she's prime big tiddy goth gf material.
>> No. 40824 Anonymous
6th August 2019
Tuesday 2:26 am
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>>40821
I like her.
>> No. 40825 Anonymous
6th August 2019
Tuesday 2:45 am
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>>40821

Guilty would seems a bit harsh. But if I'm honest she is too fat for me to be a normal would. cue the brigade of people saying how she is perfectly normal size, even though perfectly normal size now is being fat.

She looks good in her clothes but I imagine I wouldn't like how she looked out of them.

I don't like judging her as a piece of meat really as she seem like the sort of person I could have a good laugh with.
>> No. 40826 Anonymous
7th August 2019
Wednesday 12:49 am
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>>40822
What measure or scale of attractiveness do you approve of? I'm open to new ideas.
>> No. 40827 Anonymous
7th August 2019
Wednesday 1:12 am
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>>40826
I would prefer a simple sliding scale:

Definitely Would
Would
Guilty Would
Would Not
>> No. 40828 Anonymous
7th August 2019
Wednesday 8:49 am
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>>40827
So you want to superficially object to the dehumanisation and objectification of women but retain the convenience of doing exactly that. Gotcha.
>> No. 40829 Anonymous
7th August 2019
Wednesday 11:16 am
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>>40826
>>40827
I'd be interested in some sort of system that differentiates between sexy and beautiful. Perhaps a list of factors that would benefit placing your exact type. I've thought about making a compass for this task but it is hard to describe the metric intersecting aesthetics and sex.
>> No. 40830 Anonymous
8th August 2019
Thursday 12:15 am
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>>40828
No, I was just trying to invent a different sliding scale than something out of ten.
>> No. 40831 Anonymous
8th August 2019
Thursday 1:13 am
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>>40821

There's some top notch boobery in her latest upload. (5:40).


>> No. 40832 Anonymous
8th August 2019
Thursday 1:57 am
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>>40831

(8:17) seems more like your number
>> No. 40833 Anonymous
8th August 2019
Thursday 2:06 am
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>>40832

Cheeky little lap dance at 26:15.
>> No. 40834 Anonymous
8th August 2019
Thursday 2:07 am
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>>40831
I think she's great actually.
>> No. 40835 Anonymous
8th August 2019
Thursday 10:04 am
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>>40831
I start to go soft when I can't clearly see the cutting scars covering her arms.
>> No. 40836 Anonymous
8th August 2019
Thursday 6:15 pm
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Konnie making a return to the Blue Peter studio:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0007gcj/blue-peter-silver-badge-science

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 40837 Anonymous
12th August 2019
Monday 7:15 pm
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>> No. 40840 Anonymous
18th August 2019
Sunday 12:48 pm
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>> No. 40841 Anonymous
21st August 2019
Wednesday 12:15 pm
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>>40840


(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 40843 Anonymous
24th August 2019
Saturday 11:03 pm
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>>40842

Wow, I haven't seen this 14yo girl in years.
>> No. 40844 Anonymous
25th August 2019
Sunday 12:15 am
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Lotta' noncery ITT right now.
>> No. 40845 Anonymous
25th August 2019
Sunday 1:55 am
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>>40843
I actually had a look into it and didn't find anything to suggest this. A look again gives a range of ages and a tenuous link to a facebook meme page.

Are you confusing it with the one story of a kid who only eats peanut butter and did some Lidl challenge?
>> No. 40846 Anonymous
26th August 2019
Monday 6:05 pm
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the mum
>> No. 40847 Anonymous
27th August 2019
Tuesday 10:43 am
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>> No. 40853 Anonymous
10th September 2019
Tuesday 10:37 pm
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2019 Charlie Dimmock.
>> No. 40854 Anonymous
10th September 2019
Tuesday 10:48 pm
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>>40853
Nice dimmocks.
>> No. 40856 Anonymous
11th September 2019
Wednesday 2:22 am
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>> No. 40859 Anonymous
7th October 2019
Monday 2:43 pm
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>> No. 40860 Anonymous
10th October 2019
Thursday 10:35 am
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>>40859
The Charlie Dimmock of Auchwitz
>> No. 40861 Anonymous
10th October 2019
Thursday 8:13 pm
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>>40853

She may well have gone to seed, but I'd still let her water my butternut squash, IYKWIM.
>> No. 40862 Anonymous
15th October 2019
Tuesday 1:47 am
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>> No. 40863 Anonymous
16th October 2019
Wednesday 9:50 pm
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>>40862
Is that Len Goodman?
>> No. 40864 Anonymous
19th October 2019
Saturday 10:19 am
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>> No. 40865 Anonymous
7th November 2019
Thursday 5:25 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDkfXCMDzZs
>> No. 40866 Anonymous
7th November 2019
Thursday 5:50 pm
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>>40864

Not seeing what's guilty about this one.
>> No. 40868 Anonymous
7th November 2019
Thursday 6:05 pm
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>>40866
She owns at least 14 star wars soft toys and describes herself as a pro gamer.
>> No. 40869 Anonymous
7th November 2019
Thursday 6:35 pm
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>>40868

So she's 100% mental and guaranteed to behave as such in bed?

Yep, still not seeing the guilt.
>> No. 40870 Anonymous
7th November 2019
Thursday 6:50 pm
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>>40868

>describes herself as a pro gamer.

I really can't imagine her doing that with any sort of sincerity.

Are Jenny is definitely girlfriend material, though, I could listen to her talk for days about theme parks I don't give a shit about.
>> No. 40871 Anonymous
7th November 2019
Thursday 9:34 pm
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>>40866
It was really all about the outfit.

Pic related isn't guilty in anyway, but I don't know if there'll be another time to post goth Lindsay Ellis so here it is.
>> No. 40872 Anonymous
8th November 2019
Friday 8:26 pm
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>>40866

She is wearing crocs and cars themed ones at that. The death penalty is only justified in a few circumstances.
>> No. 40873 Anonymous
10th November 2019
Sunday 1:34 am
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>>40871

I don't know what it is about her but I find her profoundly desirable but not for physical reasons. I suspect it is an intelligence thing.
>> No. 40882 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 5:12 pm
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>> No. 40883 Anonymous
3rd December 2019
Tuesday 2:04 am
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>>40873

Let's be real lad. She's an internet fisherperson and massive nerd. I bet she sucks like a fucking dyson.

The bookish, coy types are always the best at it when you get them in the sack.
>> No. 40892 Anonymous
5th December 2019
Thursday 3:40 pm
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Northern Ireland's finest
>> No. 40893 Anonymous
5th December 2019
Thursday 7:10 pm
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>>40892

Don't see why you'd be guilty about this, she's a looker. Is she a massive racist or something?
>> No. 40894 Anonymous
5th December 2019
Thursday 10:33 pm
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>>40893

She's in the DUP, I'm not even a nationalist or anything they're all just bastards.
>> No. 40895 Anonymous
6th December 2019
Friday 12:39 am
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>>40894

>She's in the DUP

EURGH
>> No. 40896 Anonymous
10th December 2019
Tuesday 12:26 pm
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>>40871
She's written a book you can preorder if you're into that.
https://read.macmillan.com/lp/axioms-end/
>> No. 40908 Anonymous
27th December 2019
Friday 9:26 am
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>> No. 40958 Anonymous
8th February 2020
Saturday 11:11 pm
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>>28105
>I also find Sue Perkins extremely pretty, in a tomboyish way
>> No. 40959 Anonymous
8th February 2020
Saturday 11:22 pm
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>>40958

>>40750
>> No. 40960 Anonymous
8th February 2020
Saturday 11:25 pm
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>>40959
Just wanted an excuse to stumble across them, to be honest.

"Well, I was scrolling through /*/ and Sue Perkins' lovely breasts just happened to be there, so it'd be rude not to have a look."
>> No. 40961 Anonymous
8th February 2020
Saturday 11:42 pm
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>>40960

I'm not ungrateful for the reminder.

Mmmm.
>> No. 40962 Anonymous
8th February 2020
Saturday 11:53 pm
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>>40958

GOD MAKE MAGIC I WANT TO LICK HER AND SPAFF ON HER TITS
>> No. 40963 Anonymous
16th February 2020
Sunday 6:16 pm
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>> No. 40964 Anonymous
25th February 2020
Tuesday 8:39 pm
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>> No. 40966 Anonymous
29th February 2020
Saturday 11:39 am
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>> No. 40967 Anonymous
29th February 2020
Saturday 6:10 pm
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>>40966
Looks like Elliot Rodger.
>> No. 40968 Anonymous
29th February 2020
Saturday 6:20 pm
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>>40967
Probably because it is.
>> No. 40969 Anonymous
1st March 2020
Sunday 1:21 pm
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>>40968
Then that makes her one tasty mass-murderer.
>> No. 40971 Anonymous
6th March 2020
Friday 12:57 pm
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>> No. 40972 Anonymous
6th March 2020
Friday 3:00 pm
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>>40971
She really is uncommonly attractive for a politician, I've had a crush on her for years. Just look at that smirk - phwoar!

I'm sure some swivel-eyed Corbynista will jump in now to detail all the degrading things he'd love to do to her out of revenge for Universal Credit or whatever.
>> No. 40973 Anonymous
6th March 2020
Friday 3:04 pm
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>>40971>>40972
She is attractive, undoubtedly, but she's visibly pure evil as well. That second bit kills my hard-on somewhat.
>> No. 40974 Anonymous
6th March 2020
Friday 3:36 pm
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>>40973

That helps for me.

Would love to be tortured by her.
>> No. 40975 Anonymous
6th March 2020
Friday 4:19 pm
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>>40972

I'd definitely love to do some degrading race-play with her where I'm some kind of British Raj official and she's my upper caste but still subservient secretary, and most of her secretarial duties involve being made to piss outside like an animal while I also piss into her mouth and she thanks me for it.
>> No. 40976 Anonymous
6th March 2020
Friday 4:51 pm
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>>40975

That's too good not to steal. Thanks for the wank fantasy mate.
>> No. 40977 Anonymous
6th March 2020
Friday 9:42 pm
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>>40975

It's all about arse pissing round here m8
>> No. 40978 Anonymous
6th March 2020
Friday 10:31 pm
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>>40977
Pornhub has you covered there m8, it's practically mainstream.

Also I just want to say that adblocking the OP picture has significantly improved my .gs experience.
>> No. 40979 Anonymous
7th March 2020
Saturday 12:18 pm
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>>40978

It's all bumbders doing it on Pornhub
>> No. 40981 Anonymous
7th March 2020
Saturday 3:00 pm
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>>40979
Since when has the casual use of homophobic language been acceptable around here?
>> No. 40982 Anonymous
7th March 2020
Saturday 3:08 pm
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>>40981

Pretty much forever, you big gayend.
>> No. 40983 Anonymous
7th March 2020
Saturday 3:50 pm
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"Since when has casual [x] been acceptable around here" is my least favourite forced meme on .gs. There's just no humour there.
>> No. 40984 Anonymous
7th March 2020
Saturday 3:58 pm
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>>40983
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like er, your opinion, man.
>> No. 40985 Anonymous
7th March 2020
Saturday 4:30 pm
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>>40983

Since when has casual meta-cynicism been acceptable round here?
>> No. 40986 Anonymous
7th March 2020
Saturday 4:31 pm
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It's been over eight years but I'm only just now seeing how mismatched her boobs are.
>> No. 40987 Anonymous
7th March 2020
Saturday 4:32 pm
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>>40986

Fuck, now I've noticed it as well.
>> No. 40988 Anonymous
7th March 2020
Saturday 4:44 pm
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“Zero human consciousness. Perfect”
>> No. 40989 Anonymous
7th March 2020
Saturday 7:04 pm
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>>40986 So what _have_ you been concentrating on as you crack one out? The cheeky grin?
>> No. 40990 Anonymous
7th March 2020
Saturday 8:36 pm
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>>40989

Honestly the fact she's coquettishley tugging on her pubes is what has been drawing my attention for at least the last half decade.
>> No. 40991 Anonymous
8th March 2020
Sunday 2:02 pm
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I thought I'd never see it again. I did not account for my mind's eye. Thanks a lot lads.
>> No. 40992 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 7:27 pm
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>> No. 40993 Anonymous
29th March 2020
Sunday 8:07 pm
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>>40992
Awful.
>> No. 40994 Anonymous
29th March 2020
Sunday 8:10 pm
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I don't know what it is that makes it seem like some kind of transgression, maybe having racist parents and not really growing up around anyone even remotely brown? I only just noticed the other day on one of her cookery programmes and how she put food in her mouth.
>> No. 40995 Anonymous
30th March 2020
Monday 11:01 am
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>>40994
Is it cos she's a shortarse? She is a bit cute though.
>> No. 40996 Anonymous
30th March 2020
Monday 12:14 pm
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>>40995
Hadn't noticed that she's a shade under 5 foot. My god.
>> No. 40997 Anonymous
30th March 2020
Monday 7:17 pm
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>>40992
Amazing. Who is she?
>> No. 40998 Anonymous
30th March 2020
Monday 7:18 pm
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>>40997
Never mind, I hadn't heard of her and assumed the watermark was just going to be some photographer.
>> No. 40999 Anonymous
30th March 2020
Monday 7:25 pm
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>>40997>>40998
It's like a story in two parts. Quickest loss of stiffie ever.
>> No. 41000 Anonymous
30th March 2020
Monday 8:57 pm
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>>40999
Nah m8. I can deal.
>> No. 41001 Anonymous
31st March 2020
Tuesday 5:38 am
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>>41000

Fair play to you.
>> No. 41002 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 6:24 pm
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I've just remembered that fat lass who was 5 minute famous having punched somebody getting her tits out for News if the World on her 18th birthday. Surely somebody else knows what I mean.
>> No. 41004 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 6:28 pm
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>>41002

I vaguely remember - she was wearing boxing gloves in the shoot and had awful tits?

I don't know who she is or who she punched, though.
>> No. 41006 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 6:32 pm
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>>41004
That's her. One huge tit, one smaller.

Isolation is making my wanks unusual.
>> No. 41007 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 8:08 pm
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>>41006
Abbey Johnstone is (was?) her name.
>> No. 41008 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 10:56 pm
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>>41007
You called?
>> No. 41009 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 11:03 pm
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>>41008

Her tits aren't that lopsided.
>> No. 41010 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 1:03 am
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>>41009

Time had exaggerated them.

I believe I genuinely had bigger man tits than her ten years ago. I don't know if that's more of a judgement on me or her, but usually with fat birds at least their knockers get fat too.
>> No. 41011 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 7:52 am
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>>41008
Phwoooooaaaarrr
>> No. 41012 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 4:12 pm
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>>41008
She's got really nice skin, i'd prefer to see her without makeup.
>> No. 41013 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 5:00 pm
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>>41011 >>41012

The week after lockdown ends is going to be like Christmas for ugly people. The week after that, there'll be queues round the block at the GUM clinic.
>> No. 41056 Anonymous
30th April 2020
Thursday 9:55 am
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>> No. 41057 Anonymous
30th April 2020
Thursday 6:24 pm
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>> No. 41061 Anonymous
3rd May 2020
Sunday 9:34 am
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The education coordinator at Bovingdon Tank Museum. She looks like Shrek, but in a good way.


>> No. 41063 Anonymous
3rd May 2020
Sunday 10:56 am
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>>41061

Yes, now this thread is going places. I bet she can nosh like her life depends on it.
>> No. 41064 Anonymous
3rd May 2020
Sunday 11:17 am
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>>41061
Is the reason hefty lasses paint massive eyebrows on because regular sized ones make the rest of their head look massive?
>> No. 41186 Anonymous
25th May 2020
Monday 10:12 pm
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The first time I've found an outie belly button attractive. I feel very confused.
>> No. 41213 Anonymous
4th June 2020
Thursday 9:40 pm
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She was kind of hot for a kid napping, blood drinking, occult reptilian.
>> No. 41214 Anonymous
4th June 2020
Thursday 11:56 pm
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>>41213
Her face looks like one David Firth photoshopped together from composites.
>> No. 41215 Anonymous
5th June 2020
Friday 12:07 am
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>>41213
I had many wanks to her in 2008. Couldn't see myself voting for Clinton but in the word of the notorious swinger Kissinger 'Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac'.

There's probably a thread there but I imagine it would just end up with the usual picks.
>> No. 41375 Anonymous
10th September 2020
Thursday 10:11 pm
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>> No. 41376 Anonymous
11th September 2020
Friday 3:00 am
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>>41375
She is like a stone and half away from being a bombshell, but as it stands she has fat feet.
>> No. 41377 Anonymous
11th September 2020
Friday 4:55 am
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>>41376

I had the same thought, but in the other direction. Adele is definitely too thin now, Rebel Wilson is right on the borderline - 2020 has been a bad year for chubby chasers.
>> No. 41378 Anonymous
11th September 2020
Friday 8:35 am
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>>41377
Rebel Wilson looks way better now.
>> No. 41379 Anonymous
11th September 2020
Friday 8:42 am
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>>41378

90% of the difference is a) that terribly unflattering fringe and b) DAT CLEAVAGE.
>> No. 41380 Anonymous
11th September 2020
Friday 9:10 am
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>>41379
Also the belly and the chins.
>> No. 41381 Anonymous
11th September 2020
Friday 10:01 pm
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>>41380

Pearls before swine. A big round belly is basically a massive third tit, and who doesn't like tits?
>> No. 41382 Anonymous
13th September 2020
Sunday 5:23 pm
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>> No. 41383 Anonymous
13th September 2020
Sunday 5:47 pm
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>>41382

I fail to see the guilt.
>> No. 41384 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 4:57 am
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>>41382
Shes's trying hard...
>> No. 41385 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 7:42 am
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>>41382
She's like Vanessa Feltz's daughter.
>> No. 41386 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 7:45 am
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>>41385

Would.
>> No. 41387 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 1:15 pm
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>>41382
Is she the one who sang that body acceptance song going on about how you should love your shape and size unless you're a skinny bitch?

>>41386
She looks like my old boss. Absolute mentalist.
>> No. 41388 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 1:22 pm
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>>41387

I don't care, she was right about that one.

Not chubby chaser lad, but we need to eliminate skinny tall supermodel types and bring back the 1950s curves as an ideal.
>> No. 41389 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 1:55 pm
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>>41388
I thought that has already happened? Lasses have gone from photoshopping themselves thinner to giving them bigger tits and arses.
>> No. 41390 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 1:57 pm
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>>41389
How do we know a lass did this?
>> No. 41391 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 1:57 pm
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>>41390
They tend to post them all over Instagram.
>> No. 41392 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 2:04 pm
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>>41390

A man would have done a more convincing edit.
>> No. 41393 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 2:10 pm
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>>41391
What's Instagram?
>> No. 41394 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 2:19 pm
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>>41393
The gateway to OnlyFans.

https://www.instagram.com/vixen/
>> No. 41395 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 4:54 pm
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Laura San Giacomo
>> No. 41396 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 5:04 pm
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>>41395
Is that her from Just Shoot Me with the huge bazungas?
>> No. 41397 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 5:04 pm
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>>41395
No guilt required for that at all.
>> No. 41398 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 5:29 pm
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>>41395

This thread is for mingers, nutters, grannies and weirdoes that we would nonetheless ride rotten, not Hollywood actresses with massive knockers.
>> No. 41399 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 10:06 pm
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>>41398
Marvelous Bazungas, not a great face.
>> No. 41400 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 10:25 pm
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>>41399
I can't agree. All day long and the next day, and probably excellent conversation in between. I have an ugly mug too.
>> No. 41401 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 12:29 pm
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>> No. 41402 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 1:10 pm
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>>41401

If you actually would, then I think you need to reflect on where it all went wrong for you.
>> No. 41403 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 3:23 pm
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>>41402
You can just take the Liverpool top off. I, for one, would be interested in seeing what those tits look like.
>> No. 41404 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 4:02 pm
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Saw a woman with a big arse while walking the dogs and thought of you lads.
>> No. 41405 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 5:37 pm
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>>41403
That's the appeal here. I mean, bloody hell.
>> No. 41406 Anonymous
15th September 2020
Tuesday 8:05 pm
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>>41405

a) they're clearly incredibly saggy, like a pair of tights full of lumpy porridge and
b) the face, jesus christ the face.
>> No. 41408 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 7:40 pm
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I keep daydreaming about shagging fat Katie Hopkins in a field. It feels so wrong and yet it feels so right.
>> No. 41409 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 8:56 pm
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>>41408
Good grief she's been comfort eating.
>> No. 41410 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 9:23 pm
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>>41408
I'm assuming she's in a cow costume at this point, bellowing to be milked?
If not, I'm not really seeing the point.
>> No. 41411 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 10:00 pm
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>>41409

She's not fat any more, sadly. She put on a load of weight and then lost it all just to prove that it's piss-easy, because that's the kind of spiteful weirdo she is.

>>41410

While I appreciate the hucow fantasy, I think I'd go for some wholesome extramarital fun. The sort of thing the tabloids would describe as a "steamy romp".
>> No. 41412 Anonymous
16th September 2020
Wednesday 10:07 pm
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>>41409
This is from when she put on 3 stone and then lost it so she could call fat people lazy. I'd still give her one, having been raised by the internet I can't resist a woman who commits to pissing everyone off to the degree that she's banned from web2.0.
>> No. 41413 Anonymous
17th September 2020
Thursday 12:20 am
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>>41412
What's her Geocities?
>> No. 41510 Anonymous
7th October 2020
Wednesday 3:21 pm
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Maybe not such a guilty would but the girl the Voxi ad (Ella Bruccoleri) has been giving me a surprising amount of horn the past few months.


I'd menace HER at the bus stop IYKWIM
>> No. 41513 Anonymous
7th October 2020
Wednesday 4:02 pm
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>>41510

I'll just leave this here.

https://twitter.com/MissAbigailWms
>> No. 41515 Anonymous
7th October 2020
Wednesday 4:08 pm
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>>41513

I don't think this is even a guilty one. My grandma would like her.
>> No. 41518 Anonymous
7th October 2020
Wednesday 4:47 pm
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>>41513
I had no idea there were so many sex workers on Twitter. A lot of them are haggard.
>> No. 41519 Anonymous
7th October 2020
Wednesday 4:52 pm
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>>41518
>I had no idea there were so many sex workers on Twitter
First day?
>> No. 41520 Anonymous
7th October 2020
Wednesday 5:07 pm
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>>41519
I only use Twitter for Vorderman. It holds no interest for me so I assumed it was a SFW platform.
>> No. 41521 Anonymous
7th October 2020
Wednesday 5:12 pm
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>>41520

A lot of the Tumbly lot fled to Twitter when they got taken over by Yahoo and went sfw. But I'm fairly sure it's always been like that, just because there's next to no moderation and it's more or less public.
>> No. 41537 Anonymous
8th October 2020
Thursday 10:58 pm
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>>41518
Who's that (asking for a friend)?
>> No. 41539 Anonymous
9th October 2020
Friday 6:38 pm
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>>41537
I believe she goes by "Google Image Search".

It's nice how twitter sex workers constantly retweet each other, seems like a supportive community.
>> No. 41540 Anonymous
9th October 2020
Friday 8:24 pm
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>>41539
> Google Image Search

Yandex's image search is a gorillion times better.
>> No. 41541 Anonymous
9th October 2020
Friday 8:26 pm
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>>41540
Thanks I'll let my friend know.
>> No. 41542 Anonymous
9th October 2020
Friday 8:28 pm
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>>41540
They work quite differently, I use them and tineye at different times.
>> No. 41543 Anonymous
9th October 2020
Friday 10:24 pm
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>>41540
>>41542
Not him but I tried all of these and she actually doesn't come up. I'm not really attracted to her at all but I like to feel included.
>> No. 41544 Anonymous
9th October 2020
Friday 10:26 pm
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>>41543
She does, I checked before saying to use it.
>> No. 41545 Anonymous
9th October 2020
Friday 10:36 pm
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You're just trying to get us put on a register, aren't you?>>41544
>> No. 41546 Anonymous
9th October 2020
Friday 10:47 pm
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>>41545
How are you this useless? Click "All sizes" then the one that's obviously another sex worker retweeting her.
>> No. 41548 Anonymous
10th October 2020
Saturday 3:16 am
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>>41547
I'm probably more adept at climbing a tree than somebody like you.
>> No. 41549 Anonymous
10th October 2020
Saturday 3:16 am
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>>41548
Jesus. You have a word-filter for that too?
>> No. 41550 Anonymous
10th October 2020
Saturday 7:50 am
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>>41549
Awkwardly worded, non-sequitor word filters are our specialty.
>> No. 41564 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 8:42 pm
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>> No. 41565 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 8:46 pm
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>>41564
I don't really feel guilt about that. She seems quite "normal" to me. Maybe we need a normal thread.
>> No. 41575 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 9:55 pm
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>>41565

I think we're well past the point of distinguishing between "guilty would" and "fairly average-looking woman that I for some reason find particularly attractive".
>> No. 41577 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 10:52 pm
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I find the mole on her finger quite bothersome.
>> No. 41579 Anonymous
17th October 2020
Saturday 11:03 pm
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>>41577

I have mixed feelings about the hair on her inner thighs.
>> No. 41582 Anonymous
18th October 2020
Sunday 12:01 am
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>>41579
You'll be grateful for it come winter.
>> No. 41588 Anonymous
18th October 2020
Sunday 3:20 pm
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>>41564

I feel like I've just had a wank over Jacob Rees Mogg.
>> No. 41616 Anonymous
25th October 2020
Sunday 10:26 pm
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>> No. 41626 Anonymous
26th October 2020
Monday 11:13 pm
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>> No. 41637 Anonymous
30th October 2020
Friday 7:20 pm
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>> No. 41639 Anonymous
30th October 2020
Friday 9:35 pm
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>>41637
Who is this semen demon?

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 41646 Anonymous
31st October 2020
Saturday 3:21 am
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>> No. 41674 Anonymous
31st October 2020
Saturday 7:50 pm
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>> No. 41675 Anonymous
31st October 2020
Saturday 8:11 pm
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I've always found this character to have a very offputting personality and she just looks weird but I just now realised that the actress who plays her is stunning.
>> No. 41677 Anonymous
31st October 2020
Saturday 11:14 pm
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>> No. 41678 Anonymous
31st October 2020
Saturday 11:25 pm
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>>41646

I rekkon there's many blue haired pierced tatted Democrat lesbians that do a dirty wank on her.
>> No. 41680 Anonymous
1st November 2020
Sunday 12:03 am
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>>41677

Have a go on this m8.
>> No. 41681 Anonymous
1st November 2020
Sunday 12:27 am
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>>41680

Send the bitch


>> No. 41704 Anonymous
3rd November 2020
Tuesday 11:01 pm
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Watching too much CNN. Feeling guilty about this.
>> No. 41705 Anonymous
3rd November 2020
Tuesday 11:11 pm
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>>41704
In the interests of balance.
>> No. 41706 Anonymous
4th November 2020
Wednesday 7:50 am
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>> No. 41736 Anonymous
13th November 2020
Friday 1:54 pm
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>> No. 41737 Anonymous
13th November 2020
Friday 10:49 pm
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I just saw the bit in Taskmaster when Daisy-May Cooper and Richard Herring fed each other watermelon and I nearly jizzed my pants.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/12/daisy-may-cooper-horrifies-fans-with-taskmaster-watermelon-challenge-13586462/
>> No. 41739 Anonymous
16th November 2020
Monday 11:01 pm
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>> No. 41740 Anonymous
16th November 2020
Monday 11:35 pm
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>>41739
That's a difficult wank, but I see where you're going with it.
>> No. 41741 Anonymous
17th November 2020
Tuesday 1:55 am
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>>41740

What can I say, I go weak at the knees for powerful women.
>> No. 41742 Anonymous
17th November 2020
Tuesday 11:36 am
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>>41739
Why is she playing Thatcher like she's had a stroke?
>> No. 41752 Anonymous
28th November 2020
Saturday 9:11 pm
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I never knew that Rosie Jones had such massive tits.
>> No. 41827 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 12:03 pm
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Barring the Borat connotation I definitely would with not an ounce of guilt in my soul.
I wish hairy women was less repugnant to our society.
>> No. 41828 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 12:05 pm
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>>41827
Then why are you posting it in here then, you colossal berk.
>> No. 41829 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 12:09 pm
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>>41827

Two words for you mate: Phoenix Floe.
>> No. 41831 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 12:49 pm
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>>41828
Well, the image clearly implies 'gross' and the thought is rather deviant from the norm - i assumed it's place was here rather than 'still fit now' or 'free thread'.
>>41829
She's been on my radar for a while, thanks for the name.
>> No. 41832 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 1:06 pm
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If you had access to a time machine, how much would you fuck up human evolution? I reckon I'd at least end up solving racism.

>>41827
>I wish hairy women was less repugnant to our society.

One of us! ONE OF US!!

Not even a guilty would - a nice hairy armpit is the sign of a fertile woman and especially when it's musty with her scent. Last year I had a lass at work who stretched out showing her pits and I awkwardly gave a complement in between my drooling.
>> No. 41833 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 1:17 pm
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>>41832
Mirth. I need to know more about how exactly you awkwardly complimented your coworkers hairy and/or musty armpits.

(I'm wholeheartedly on board the train with you and third tit lad, by the way)
>> No. 41834 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 2:28 pm
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>>41827
Did you not notice that all the body hair is part of the one-piece? She's not hairy.
>> No. 41835 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 2:29 pm
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>>41833
>Mirth. I need to know more about how exactly you awkwardly complimented your coworkers hairy and/or musty armpits.

Well, I went to a meeting early to help her set-up and hobnob. She was one of the office eye-candy but I could actually speak to her normally rather than being consumed by awkwardness. Picture her as a bit of an art-hoe and someone I'd be annoyingly attracted to.

So there she was wearing one of those sweater-vests because she knew exactly what she was doing and stretched out to show off. I commented that I liked her pits and how I felt it absurd some would feel it's a bit deal. "OMG it's a woman. Hide the children!" I said in a voice. She just put on a laugh and then things went really quiet and icy so when other people arrived they must've thought we'd had a disagreement.

Not very interesting and I should definitely avoid looking her up seeing as how I've already made the sex-toy, sex-game and anime threads. Covid has made me weird.
>> No. 41837 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 3:31 pm
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>>41835

>Covid has made me weird

>"OMG it's a woman. Hide the children!" I said in a voice.

You sure its the rona mate?
>> No. 41838 Anonymous
21st December 2020
Monday 3:41 pm
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>>41835
I feel like it's probably not advisable to comment on other people's armpits, generally.
>> No. 41851 Anonymous
24th December 2020
Thursday 1:47 pm
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Absolutely guilty, but just imagine.
>> No. 41855 Anonymous
24th December 2020
Thursday 3:10 pm
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>>41851
Lovely.
>> No. 41894 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 6:17 pm
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Jonathan Ross' mentalist daughter.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CIbaRMiB12B/
>> No. 41895 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 6:30 pm
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>>41894

Thicc AF, but a bit of a butterface and you just know that she'd ruin your life.
>> No. 41896 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 6:32 pm
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>>41895
Hehehe, jokes on her, I already did that myself.
>> No. 41897 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 7:20 pm
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>>41895
That's a butterface?
>> No. 41898 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 7:25 pm
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>>41897

The grease is probably Flora.
>> No. 41900 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 8:20 pm
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>>41897

You can work miracles with makeup and the right camera angle.
>> No. 41901 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 9:19 pm
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>>41900

My cock can work miracles with a bird who's dad is fucking loaded.
>> No. 41902 Anonymous
31st December 2020
Thursday 10:43 pm
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>>41900
>>41901

Never think of a munter as a whole when you can think of them as a hole. That's my motto.
>> No. 41903 Anonymous
1st January 2021
Friday 12:01 pm
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>>41900
Still, i don't see anything wrong with her in that image. Sure she's a little uneven in shape and a bit spotty, but who isn't every now and then?
Personality is the real modifier but so far she's looking aight.
>> No. 41999 Anonymous
19th February 2021
Friday 3:14 pm
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This is, by a comfortable margin, the most guilty I've ever felt about an erection. For context, I got an erection at my nan's funeral because one of my cousins was sobbing in a way that sounded a bit like a sex noise.


>> No. 42000 Anonymous
19th February 2021
Friday 4:58 pm
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>>41999

I didn't get it until she said we have to pray for all government authorities, and then I got rock hard.
>> No. 42002 Anonymous
19th February 2021
Friday 5:47 pm
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>>42000

The internet has given me some weird kinks, but I didn't expect softly-spoken Catholic fascists to join the list.
>> No. 42006 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 12:28 pm
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The individual things going on here wouldn't normally work for me, but here, in the same woman, they all do. I really hope she snorts when she laughs, because that would make her so complete.
>> No. 42007 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 3:20 pm
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Now that's some shewable mutton right there
>> No. 42008 Anonymous
28th February 2021
Sunday 3:37 pm
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>>41999
I find it ironic that the video's title contains the word "innocent" even though she's selling overpriced bits of tat.
>> No. 42009 Anonymous
2nd March 2021
Tuesday 12:01 am
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>> No. 42011 Anonymous
12th March 2021
Friday 3:15 pm
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She needs a good punishment for what she did.
>> No. 42048 Anonymous
26th March 2021
Friday 4:29 am
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Lockdown is a hell of a drug. Don't @ me.
>> No. 42049 Anonymous
26th March 2021
Friday 10:28 am
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>>42048
They're not even ginger, it's auburn coloured lies. I prefer my enbies au naturale.
>> No. 42050 Anonymous
26th March 2021
Friday 1:33 pm
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>>42048
Jim Sterling?
>> No. 42051 Anonymous
26th March 2021
Friday 4:08 pm
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>>42050

In all their non-binary finery.
>> No. 42052 Anonymous
26th March 2021
Friday 5:14 pm
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>>42048
I've never watched a Jim Sterling video but something about the look of them irritates me regardless.
>> No. 42053 Anonymous
26th March 2021
Friday 5:58 pm
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>>42048
This is going to be one of those times when a fatty loses weight and looks weird, isn't it? You're so used to their chubby features you just automatically assume they are unwell.
>> No. 42054 Anonymous
26th March 2021
Friday 6:55 pm
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>>42053
>> No. 42055 Anonymous
26th March 2021
Friday 7:13 pm
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>>42054
>> No. 42056 Anonymous
27th March 2021
Saturday 12:55 am
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Someone told me that Jim Sterling went to a game expo where they used a VR headset, and everyone that used it afterwards developed conjunctivitis. I can't find any evidence to support this claim, but I believe it whole heartedly.
>> No. 42057 Anonymous
5th April 2021
Monday 6:43 pm
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Gail will do, protestlad. Gail will do.
>> No. 42058 Anonymous
5th April 2021
Monday 9:26 pm
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>>42057

Is it just me, or do vegans tend to look a bit leathery and dessicated? There's something about their skin tone that gives them away instantly, like junkies or alkies or blokes that eat way too much processed meat.
>> No. 42059 Anonymous
5th April 2021
Monday 9:41 pm
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>>42058
Not really, that's clearly just some weird head-cannon you have going on. For what it's worth I think she looks really quite great.
>> No. 42060 Anonymous
5th April 2021
Monday 10:00 pm
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>>42058
No that's just you. She looks fucking great.
>> No. 42061 Anonymous
5th April 2021
Monday 11:27 pm
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>>42059 >>42060

It's nice to know that .gs has some lines that will not be crossed, but it's odd that the fuckability of an environmentalist is one of them.
>> No. 42062 Anonymous
5th April 2021
Monday 11:30 pm
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>>42061
I think we need more pictures to settle this. I have some concerns about the arse.

Where is ecolad when you need him?
>> No. 42063 Anonymous
6th April 2021
Tuesday 1:43 am
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>>42062
I agree. I just went looking, and all I could find were pictures of her fully clothed. I can't help any of you guys, plus I am now throbbing with lust.

Sage because this post is worthless, but I also have a post I'd like to sage right into Gail Bradbrook if you etc etc
>> No. 42064 Anonymous
6th April 2021
Tuesday 3:49 am
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>>42061
We're ecochicks in disguise.
>> No. 42065 Anonymous
6th April 2021
Tuesday 9:34 am
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>>42062
I've interacted with her briefly a few times but I can't say I've ever looked at her arse.
>> No. 42095 Anonymous
15th May 2021
Saturday 3:13 am
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>> No. 42110 Anonymous
16th May 2021
Sunday 8:27 pm
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>>42109
Stop derailing the thread. If you have a problem about how difficult life is for you, having to call people by the right pronouns, take it to Parler.
>> No. 42138 Anonymous
29th May 2021
Saturday 9:20 pm
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>>26296
I also want to a sex in Shami. The brain is a sex organ and her's is stonking huge.

And I want to get the huge boner off the top of this board.
>> No. 42139 Anonymous
29th May 2021
Saturday 9:42 pm
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>>42138

I no longer want to do a sex in Shami after she sold her soul for a peerage. I would do a sex in Charlotte Leslie since she lost her seat.
>> No. 42140 Anonymous
29th May 2021
Saturday 10:19 pm
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>>42139
Really, this is the best you can do?
>> No. 42144 Anonymous
17th June 2021
Thursday 8:00 pm
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>> No. 42145 Anonymous
26th June 2021
Saturday 1:53 am
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>>42144
I didn't watch the film after "Unobtainium" was mentioned, I threw my hands up and walked out; so was it a massive blue catlady orgy thereafter?
>> No. 42146 Anonymous
26th June 2021
Saturday 1:58 am
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>>42145
Why did that make you walk out? Newly discovered or invented things get named after pre-existing science fiction concepts all the time.
>> No. 42147 Anonymous
26th June 2021
Saturday 8:12 am
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>>42146
'planet sized'?
>> No. 42148 Anonymous
26th June 2021
Saturday 8:57 am
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>>42146
It's a cliched old joke name for any magical non-existent element that prior to Avatar was usually used in sci-fi themed comedy and satire.
>> No. 42149 Anonymous
26th June 2021
Saturday 9:50 am
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>>42147

You're right, they're a variety of different sizes and occasionally get rebuilt.

>>42148

Newly discovered or invented things get named after pre-existing science fiction concepts all the time.
>> No. 42150 Anonymous
26th June 2021
Saturday 5:36 pm
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I think we should name Elon Musk as the victim of a fatal explosion.
>> No. 42151 Anonymous
26th June 2021
Saturday 5:40 pm
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Giovanni Ribisi and the army dude were the only good characters in Avatar. I especially enjoyed the army dude's mech having a a big mech combat knife. It's weird, Avatar was hot shit in its day, but now nobody gives a fuck. Ubisoft made a big deal about making an Avatar game, but Avatar is old hat.
>> No. 42152 Anonymous
27th June 2021
Sunday 12:24 pm
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>>42151

We'll see. There'll be an Avatar 2 next year then another every two years until 2028. Ribisi and the army dude will be in 2 & 3 if that's any consolation.
>> No. 42211 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 1:15 am
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Sigh. Not again.
>> No. 42212 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 1:36 am
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>>42211
What’s the problem? I thought that was THE DREAM?
>> No. 42213 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 7:22 am
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>>42211

She's got lovely thick legs, but the fear of picturing her dad during my vinegar strokes would put me off.
>> No. 42214 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 10:42 am
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>>42213
Oh, it's the prime minister's kid. I didn't know because I'm not psychic.
>> No. 42215 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 12:20 pm
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>>42214 He's got a lot of kids, it was a fair chance.
Also, wouldn't. Not sure why.
>> No. 42216 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 12:55 pm
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>>42215
It's probably that she's wearing an absurd outfit but give no torso or neck, like a gibbon but not nearly as funky. There's a better picture where you can make out her tits but they still have her pants up to her nipples.

You can tell it was a chick in charge of this photoshoot.
>> No. 42217 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 1:02 pm
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I'd prefer the woman in the OP, frankly.
>> No. 42219 Anonymous
27th July 2021
Tuesday 3:00 pm
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>>42217
Christ, same here. I don't know what to think about that. Back in 5 mins.
>> No. 42225 Anonymous
28th July 2021
Wednesday 7:54 pm
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>>42216
>You can tell it was a chick in charge of this photoshoot
Because the woman is displayed to emphasise something other than sexuality, presumably?
>> No. 42226 Anonymous
30th July 2021
Friday 1:27 pm
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>>42225
Her stomach?
>> No. 42227 Anonymous
30th July 2021
Friday 3:59 pm
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>>42226

Around these parts, we prefer the term "third tit".
>> No. 42228 Anonymous
30th July 2021
Friday 4:57 pm
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>>42227
Fatlad's got to you too. I see.
>> No. 42229 Anonymous
30th July 2021
Friday 6:34 pm
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>>42225
Women don't understand fashion. Sure there is a lot of badly dressed men around but that's laziness.
>> No. 42230 Anonymous
2nd August 2021
Monday 9:01 pm
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>> No. 42231 Anonymous
6th August 2021
Friday 12:59 pm
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>>23810
>> No. 42423 Anonymous
30th September 2021
Thursday 8:48 pm
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If you can forgive torpedo tits.
>> No. 42424 Anonymous
30th September 2021
Thursday 8:55 pm
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>>42423
*torpedoed
>> No. 42473 Anonymous
15th November 2021
Monday 10:58 pm
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I don't get the hate Awkwafina gets.


Video posted because it's not so much that she's visibly sexy but she's comedian sexy where her mannerism and personality are a big part of it.
>> No. 42474 Anonymous
15th November 2021
Monday 11:53 pm
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>>42473

Her personality is the only thing that's putting me off. She's fit (and Asian) but the sassy Joan Rivers thing pisses me off.
>> No. 42475 Anonymous
16th November 2021
Tuesday 3:13 pm
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>>42473

She sounds like a brand of washing machine tablets for a start.
>> No. 42476 Anonymous
16th November 2021
Tuesday 3:49 pm
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Drag queen Ella Vaday as Nigella Lawson. Do drag queens count as women?
>> No. 42477 Anonymous
16th November 2021
Tuesday 4:00 pm
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>>42476

>Do drag queens count as women?

After four pints, yeah.
>> No. 42478 Anonymous
16th November 2021
Tuesday 8:15 pm
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>>42473
I was wondering how long it would take her to mention being Asian, it took 10 seconds.
>> No. 42479 Anonymous
17th November 2021
Wednesday 3:47 pm
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>>42474

She does have a remarkably accomplished minge.


>> No. 42483 Anonymous
26th November 2021
Friday 11:01 pm
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Female Mark Hamill is super cute, but it still feels weird.
>> No. 42484 Anonymous
28th November 2021
Sunday 11:36 am
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>>42483
That's Cara Delavigne and you can't convince me otherwise.
>> No. 42512 Anonymous
8th December 2021
Wednesday 10:34 pm
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>> No. 42513 Anonymous
23rd December 2021
Thursday 7:11 am
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>>40911
>Margaret_Thatcher_aos_19_anos_de_idade.jpg

according to tineye the original filename was Margaret_Thatcher_aos_13_anos_de_idade.jpg
>> No. 42567 Anonymous
20th January 2022
Thursday 4:41 pm
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David Huggins lost his virginity to a grey and then spent the rest of his life painint about it.

Grey pussy really must be something.
>> No. 42569 Anonymous
25th January 2022
Tuesday 2:24 am
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>> No. 42570 Anonymous
25th January 2022
Tuesday 9:00 am
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>>42569
>Post women which aren't generically attractive
>> No. 42571 Anonymous
25th January 2022
Tuesday 12:10 pm
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>>42570
>Post women
Look closer. Maybe she is attractive to you, but her vagina is not my preferred type of vagina if you get what I mean.
>> No. 42572 Anonymous
25th January 2022
Tuesday 4:21 pm
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>>42571

How does her vagina change the way you feel about her overall attractiveness?
>> No. 42573 Anonymous
25th January 2022
Tuesday 4:47 pm
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>>42572
A charming smile and nice hair are not enough to make me accept a woman with a cock. There, I said it.
>> No. 42574 Anonymous
25th January 2022
Tuesday 5:09 pm
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>>42573

What about five pints?
>> No. 42575 Anonymous
25th January 2022
Tuesday 5:57 pm
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>>42573

I mean, fair enough, we all like what we like. Personally I don't get it, if a woman is fit I'll happily suck her off.
>> No. 42576 Anonymous
25th January 2022
Tuesday 8:59 pm
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Channel 4 was recently advertising a documentary about Louise Woodward, the babysitter who killed that baby 20 years ago or whenever. Phwoarrrr.
>> No. 42586 Anonymous
4th February 2022
Friday 8:24 pm
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This Adele look-a-like is better than the real thing!
>> No. 42747 Anonymous
11th February 2022
Friday 2:08 am
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>>42570
>Post women which aren't generically attractive.

There now follows a public service announcement from the BBC.
Watch out, Trannies about.
Speculate before you masturbate and investigate before you copulate.
>> No. 42749 Anonymous
11th February 2022
Friday 8:42 am
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>>42747
> Post women
Phwoar
>> No. 42761 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 1:55 pm
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>>42569
/Y/ is that way.
>> No. 42762 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 5:25 pm
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>> No. 42763 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 8:20 pm
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I can't believe I've been avoiding this fucking OP image for 10 years now.
>> No. 42764 Anonymous
12th February 2022
Saturday 8:43 pm
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>>42763
Is your reaction to it really that strong? It's just a very lopsided pair of tits, I fail to see what's upsetting about it. In Anthony Beevor's The Battle For Spain he quotes from a journalist's diary who, during the siege of Madrid, rounded a corner to see a dog eating the brains out of a soldier who'd had his skull blown off. I was eating a cheese sandwich while I read that and I had to set it aside immediately after I read that. If the OP image was something along those lines I could see your point, but the wonky boobs? Well, let me say I pray you never find yourself on the frontlines of a bitter civil war because you are not prepared for it, especially if the opposing side have risen in support of Free the Nipple.
>> No. 42765 Anonymous
13th February 2022
Sunday 1:22 pm
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>>42763
That a single thread has lasted for 10 years is incredible. How much has changed since dodgy tits was posted.
>> No. 42766 Anonymous
13th February 2022
Sunday 6:58 pm
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>>42587
I've had those wonky tits blocked by using adblock for so long. I only ever see them when browsing the site on mobile now. Of course now /x/42587 is basically a guilty would thread as well.
>> No. 42767 Anonymous
13th February 2022
Sunday 7:37 pm
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>>42764
If only her wonky tits were the worst of it lad. She's masculine enough to look like she should be singing for Simply Red, and something about her inexplicably pulling on her pubes is really perverse and disturbing.
>> No. 42768 Anonymous
13th February 2022
Sunday 9:10 pm
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>>42767
I've got quite a lot more of her, if you want. Maybe another 20 pics?
>> No. 42769 Anonymous
13th February 2022
Sunday 9:30 pm
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>>42768 I dare say now is as good a time as any.
>> No. 42770 Anonymous
14th February 2022
Monday 10:44 am
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>>42768
Post them at a rate of one every ten years.
>> No. 42796 Anonymous
24th February 2022
Thursday 2:35 am
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Would you rather Ant or Dec?
>> No. 42797 Anonymous
24th February 2022
Thursday 9:28 am
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>>42796

The fat one in the middle, obviously.

Ant definitely looks like he's done that before.
>> No. 42798 Anonymous
24th February 2022
Thursday 9:29 am
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>>42796
They gave Ant and Dec a lot of clevage.
>> No. 42942 Anonymous
25th March 2022
Friday 11:54 pm
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Some drag queens can look pretty hot (no homo)
>> No. 42943 Anonymous
26th March 2022
Saturday 1:32 am
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>>42942
See, I prefer a nice crossdresser to a trans. Drag has become passé and probably the wrong word but I'd rather fuck dominate a bloke in a crude wig and dress than the alternative. If Rome wouldn't call it homo then it's no homo.

I'd post another example but 99% of them are 40 year old blokes.
>> No. 42944 Anonymous
26th March 2022
Saturday 2:48 am
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>>42943
In antiquity you would be considered more of a poof for licking a minge than fucking a man.

I prefer crossdressers to bonafide trannies as well. Gender bending is hotter when they don't cheat with drugs or surgeries and can blur the lines between gender instead of fully hopping across.
>> No. 43031 Anonymous
21st May 2022
Saturday 4:18 pm
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Just want a bubbly blind gf. Real like Katawa Shoujo.
>> No. 43032 Anonymous
21st May 2022
Saturday 4:23 pm
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>>43031

Stop watching anime, wash your knob and volunteer at your local RNIB.

https://www.rnib.org.uk/volunteering/find-volunteering-opportunities-near-you/search
>> No. 43116 Anonymous
1st August 2022
Monday 10:03 pm
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Left.
>> No. 43117 Anonymous
1st August 2022
Monday 10:29 pm
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>>43116

Why is this in the guilty would thread?
>> No. 43118 Anonymous
1st August 2022
Monday 10:35 pm
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>>43117
If I liked the one on the left more than the one on the right, I'd feel guilty too.
>> No. 43119 Anonymous
1st August 2022
Monday 10:43 pm
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>> No. 43120 Anonymous
1st August 2022
Monday 10:57 pm
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>>43119

Have we been taken over by devout Catholics or something? That's two posts in a row with no apparent element of guilt. Have a look at the image in OP, then have a good long think about what you've done.
>> No. 43121 Anonymous
1st August 2022
Monday 11:07 pm
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>>43120
Joke's on you. I adblocked that shit years ago.
>> No. 43125 Anonymous
6th August 2022
Saturday 1:35 am
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>> No. 43126 Anonymous
6th August 2022
Saturday 10:25 am
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>>43119

Sauce:

https://xhamster.com/users/car_ina/videos
>> No. 43127 Anonymous
6th August 2022
Saturday 6:08 pm
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>>43126
I followed that link and a lot of the videos have titles where she sounds like she wants me to be her friend. This warms me and makes me feel very sentimental. Is this a legitimate fetish? I didn't think women ever did this sort of thing, because making videos where you pretend to be lonely are guaranteed to bring axe-wielding the-bad-kind-of-simps after you.
>> No. 43128 Anonymous
7th August 2022
Sunday 6:00 am
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>>43127

Obviously she doesn't actually want people turning up outside her house or whatever, but it's totally normal for people to be turned on by the idea of being someone else's wank fantasy. Most people who post a handful of amateur clips to a tube site are doing it solely because they get off on it. The parasocial internet thing of feeling a connection with a stranger cuts both ways, there's a fantasy being played out on both sides of the camera.

Young women often complain about unwanted attention from men staring and leering, but older women often feel invisible when that attention starts to fade. Nobody likes being wolf-whistled by a builder, but there's a certain sadness in feeling that you no longer attract that sort of attention. Being the random target of someone else's indiscriminate horniness is just gross and violating, but having the power to make someone else horny is a tremendous thrill. Wiggling your arse about on Xhamster is a relatively safe, anonymous way of flirting with that dichotomy.

Slight tangent, but men often get this dynamic badly wrong because of a lack of empathy and self-reflection. It's scary to see yourself through someone else's eyes.
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7th August 2022
Sunday 5:26 pm
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>>43128
>men often get this dynamic badly wrong because of a lack of empathy and self-reflection.
I guess that's true, but it goes both ways. Women have no interest in how I feel either a lot of the time. I'm willing to guess from your post that you're an actual real-life woman, so please do bear this in mind. They're not going to chat me up, so I have to approach them. I rarely do, so I just get ignored. It's a miserable life apart from all the utterly fantastic wanking I successfully achieve.
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7th August 2022
Sunday 9:06 pm
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>>43128

That's all well and good, but if women (generally speaking) want to have it both ways, then it really also stands to reason they're going to have to take the good with the bad. Life in general is a lot like that. There's very few situations where you get to have your cake and eat it consequence free.
>> No. 43131 Anonymous
7th August 2022
Sunday 10:32 pm
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>>43129

>Women have no interest in how I feel either a lot of the time. I'm willing to guess from your post that you're an actual real-life woman, so please do bear this in mind.

I'm not a woman, just a pervert with more brains than looks.

Women aren't bothered about the feelings of some random bloke they've never met, but then neither is anyone else. The Tinderfication of dating means that a lot of men do get ignored a lot, but women get inboxes full of dick pics and rape threats, which is hardly an improvement. Men fear being humiliated, but women fear being murdered.

I don't want to turn this into /emo/ or a Guardian thinkpiece, but women don't owe you sex. An ugly woman will only ever be an ugly woman, but an ugly man can be charismatic or funny or rich. Women spend an inordinate amount of time and money on making themselves look beautiful; if you spend half as much effort learning how to make women feel validated, you'll be fighting them off with a stick.
>> No. 43132 Anonymous
7th August 2022
Sunday 10:44 pm
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>>43131

>learning how to make women feel validated

Ehh, I'd object on the principle that this verges onto cynical PUA manipulation tactics almost really, if you follow it to the logical extreme. But at the same time you're not entirely wrong. It's just that you're making crass generalisations and invoking truisms from the other side of the fence than they are usually seen.

What you are espousing is essentially a very up to date version of the Nice Guy thing fisherfolk used to complain endlessly about; you know, in the before times before we'd invented chronic masturbators and nobody had even heard of tumblr yet. The pendulum swings ever back and forth.

Ugly women can be charismatic and rich, and besides that, men are exceedingly more likely to lower their standards for an ugly bird than the other way around. Women have more to offer than their beauty, there's more to getting in their pants than giving them narcissistic supply, and you haven't cracked the key to success with women until you learn to genuinely respect them as other individual human beings with exactly the same potential for flaws and failings as men.
>> No. 43133 Anonymous
8th August 2022
Monday 1:19 am
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>>43132
>Women have more to offer than their beauty, there's more to getting in their pants than giving them narcissistic supply, and you haven't cracked the key to success with women until you learn to genuinely respect them as other individual human beings with exactly the same potential for flaws and failings as men.
This statement is a lie.
>> No. 43134 Anonymous
8th August 2022
Monday 10:35 am
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>>43132
The reason Nice Guy is a thing is because they aren't actually nice, slowlad. They are nice up to a point, and then when they don't get what they want the mask slips and they become just another abuser or harasser. Women are wary of self-professed Nice Guys because they have seen it all before.
>> No. 43135 Anonymous
8th August 2022
Monday 11:15 am
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>>43133


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZkNBQd60hQ
>> No. 43136 Anonymous
8th August 2022
Monday 1:19 pm
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>>43134

I don't think you want to be calling anyone slowlad when you clearly didn't understand the point being made.
>> No. 43137 Anonymous
8th August 2022
Monday 2:14 pm
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>>43134

Also grovelling sycophancy and the stench of desperation aren't remotely sexy.

>>43132

A woman saying "I didn't find him attractive at first, but he really made me laugh" is common enough to be cliche. I have literally never heard the gender-swapped equivalent. A woman being won over by a man's charm is profoundly different from a man settling for a woman he doesn't really fancy out of desperation.

>and you haven't cracked the key to success with women until you learn to genuinely respect them as other individual human beings with exactly the same potential for flaws and failings as men

I don't particularly respect anyone, male or female. We're all just bald apes, helplessly clinging to a dirty rock that's spinning through the infinite void of space. We're all narcissistic and needy and hopelessly deluded. My outward personality has all the authenticity of a push-up bra, but so does everyone else's. If you actually said exactly what you were thinking and feeling, you'd get punched in the mouth several times a day. We're all presenting a version of ourselves that we think is socially acceptable; I just choose to cultivate a version of myself that's informed by the emotional needs and desires of women.

You can call it manipulative if you like, but I don't see it that way. Nice guys fail because their game is obvious, which goes back to my original point of "men often get this dynamic badly wrong because of a lack of empathy and self-reflection". They aren't actually offering anything of value and their "niceness" doesn't make anyone feel better about themselves, just slightly grossed out.

My outward persona is self-possessed and slightly aloof, which is fundamentally genuine; I'm perfectly content with my own company and I don't place much value on the opinions of other people. I am entirely comfortable sitting alone and in silence on the periphery of things. Some people perceive that as arrogant or misanthropic, which doesn't really bother me because it isn't really untrue.

When I ask people how they are, they usually take it as a genuine question and give a genuine answer, because it's obvious that I'm not particularly inclined to make small talk. I generally exude the aura of a man who just wants to be left alone, so my time and attention counts for something. If I give you a compliment, it's clearly about you.

Sure, I might want to fuck you, but that's all I want. I'm not looking for validation, I'm not trying to prove my worth as a man, I'm not looking for a woman to fix me. If you don't want to fuck me, I'm not going to take it as an insult against my masculinity or as proof that I'm the pathetic worm that I always knew I was. That's what's really repellent about chronic masturbators - the self-pity.
>> No. 43138 Anonymous
8th August 2022
Monday 2:34 pm
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>>43137

Yeah, so what you're saying is you're a "Nice Guy" except you think you're better at it than the others. Beyond that you just sound very enlightened, and are doing a lot of projection. I can't be bothered detailing the myriad ways in which your worldview is inaccurate, because you'll probably grow out if it in your own, with any luck.

Make no mistake I'm pretty much a complete misanthrope myself, so it's not like I think humans are all amazing pure souls full of joy and wonder, but nevertheless your assessment of people being as shallow as you seem to believe is mistaken, presumably because you just haven't met enough of them or actually bothered to really and truly begin to understand any of them.
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8th August 2022
Monday 3:30 pm
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>>43138
I don't know; I'm on his side really. He never said he was Nice; in fact, he said almost the exact opposite. And I didn't get the impression from his post that he has any sadness in his own life regarding romance, and he honestly came across like he treats women as humans and doesn't hate them, which puts him above at least a couple of our regular posters. His advice, really, is to stop trying so hard because desperation is not sexy. It's absolutely true that when I was younger, two of the tiny handful of women I thought fancied me were the best friends of women I was madly and obsessively in love with. I never understood why that happened, but it's an unmistakable trend in my life.

Your advice is that I should make women feel validated. The consensus among my female friends is that I am pretty capable of this, but it doesn't really benefit me romantically due to other problems. I am, arguably, one of those Nice Guys: when I meet a woman, I respect her too much to put her in the awkward position of having to reject me. I would never be so selfish. I recognise that she isn't interested and I don't push it. Of course, this means I come across as borderline asexual when I'm not coming across as a desperately sobbing charity case. So it's not their fault they don't offer themselves up to me. If you want me to take an interest in women as people, I can assure you that I do, as friends, and it doesn't really solve my problems. The other poster's advice is to just not be lonely and pathetic any more, which isn't necessarily the fix I'm after, but it's undeniably more accurate and better advice.

At least, it is for me. Part of the trouble with these things is that we've all struggled in one way or another, and people love to say what helped them, even though it's no help at all for someone else. So, just like I do with women, I will fully respect your decision if you choose to ignore my points.
>> No. 43140 Anonymous
9th August 2022
Tuesday 2:15 am
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>>43138

You say that I think people are "shallow"; I say that people all have a basic set of Maslowian needs that are easy to identify and fulfil if you aren't preoccupied with your own needs. You say that I'm a manipulative nice guy; I say that you should make a conscious effort to sort yourself out and be the kind of person who can give unconditionally because you don't need anything in return, or at least the kind of person who understands their needs well enough to be candid about them.

Most of the apparent complexity and difficulty of relationships is just the fact that we don't engage honestly, because we invest far more effort in shielding our vulnerabilities than actually addressing them. We're playing poker when we could be playing snap, not just because we're too scared to let anyone see our cards but because we're too scared to even look at our own cards. Sincerely figuring yourself out isn't very difficult in a purely practical sense, but it's incredibly painful and the prospect is sufficiently frightening that most people would rather do anything else and will believe anything that allows them to avoid it.

I'd like to dig deeper, but there's not really a great deal I can add if you aren't inclined to actually say why you think I'm wrong.

>>43139

>I am, arguably, one of those Nice Guys: when I meet a woman, I respect her too much to put her in the awkward position of having to reject me. I would never be so selfish. I recognise that she isn't interested and I don't push it.

I don't think you're being honest with that assessment. It's not that you respect her too much, because you're still half-trying to get into her knickers. You call it respect, but it's really just a defence mechanism against shame. If you actually respected her and respected yourself, you'd be willing to say "I fancy you, but if you don't fancy me then we're still cool" and she'd believe you. You aren't putting her in a position where she doesn't have to reject you, you're putting yourself in a position where you don't have to suffer rejection.

You don't want to make a move and you don't want to move on, because the limbo of not knowing is more comfortable; you aren't actually fulfilled by it, but at least you have the comfort of being able to imagine what could be. When you interact with her, the thoughts that preoccupy you aren't thoughts about her, they're thoughts about yourself. She isn't really involved, she's just a prop in your own psychodrama and on some level she's fully aware of it. If she thought that you were only interested in her for sex, that would actually be an improvement, because there's at least a possibility that she would be excited by that. You want to fuck her, but only as a means to an end - it's not the sex you really want, it's the validation.

>The other poster's advice is to just not be lonely and pathetic any more, which isn't necessarily the fix I'm after, but it's undeniably more accurate and better advice.

If you're going to be lonely, then you can at least not be pathetic about it. Loneliness is self-perpetuating, mostly because we're so scared of anyone finding out that we're lonely. We do silly and self-defeating things because of the shame, because we don't even want to admit to ourselves that we're lonely. If you can start admitting to yourself and others that you feel lonely, it gradually becomes less shameful and moves towards being a value-neutral need like hunger or thirst or fatigue.

Once that shame has started to dissipate, you can start to examine what you're feeling without being blinded by the intensity of it. You can start to see that "lonely" is bundled up with a bunch of other negative emotions, mainly clustered around a sense of inferiority and inadequacy. "Loneliness" is a pull towards others, but it is just as often a push away from having to spend time with your own thoughts. The fear of rejection isn't really the fear of hearing the word "no", it's the fear of having your negative self-beliefs confirmed by someone else. That is, of course, completely irrational - "I don't fancy you" doesn't in any way imply "you are a worthless toad who no-one could ever want" - but it's hard to see the difference when you're consumed by shame.

The approval of others can temporarily assuage those feelings, but it's a temporary and fickle salve. It's no substitute for the sustained and concentrated work of self-forgiveness, self-compassion and self-acceptance. Sitting with your negative thoughts and beliefs and observing them without judgement is painful, but it's the good kind of pain that comes after a long run, it's the kind of pain that is a stimulus for growth. Pushing those thoughts away is temporarily more comfortable, but it only gives them an undeserved power.

Remind me to never say "I don't want to turn this into /emo/", because it's a jinx.
>> No. 43141 Anonymous
9th August 2022
Tuesday 9:04 am
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>>43139

>Your advice is that I should make women feel validated.

>The other poster's advice is to just not be lonely and pathetic any more

I think you're getting posters mixed up here, that was one of the main bits I was criticising about the first post.

>>43140

Well, if you put it like that it sounds better, but the way you described your thoughts in the other post or two sounded a lot more cynical.

Overall my perspective is that when anyone starts spouting out advice about "what women want" (or the reverse, for that matter) it's usually based on a few very reductive stereotypes that reflect their own limited experience with a certain kind of woman (or man) that they have repeatedly been attracted to. In reality everyone really is different, they grew up in different circumstances, experienced different things, went through different ordeals- They may share a lot of similarities but if you take a one size fits all approach you are doomed to failure.

When it comes to the talk of "respecting women", what has me rolling my eyes is how many lads always assume that means being gentlemanly and chivalrous, in a way that I'm sure a lot of modern birds probably find patronising and instinctively off-putting. Of course some of them probably love it too, again, no good stereotyping, but the point is you have to approach how they like to be treated from a neutral stance and figure it out on a case by case basis. When I say "respect", I merely mean treating them with the acknowledgement that they are a sentient individual with their own internal life (there's a fancy word for that right? I can't think of it), not just an NPC you have to play the persuasion mini-game or bribe with enough gold to figure out. Don't be overly charitable with them just because they've got a vagina, because you are only deceiving yourself in the end that they're any less capable of being a horrible cunt than you are.

In other words don't be a simp. It's a horrible 4channer chronic-adjacent word, but it describes the way a lot of lads treat lasses very well. I think it's just as bad being a simp as it is being a raging PUA misogynist whatever. Two sides of the same coin if you ask me, except one of them likes to pretend it has the moral high ground.
>> No. 43142 Anonymous
9th August 2022
Tuesday 10:06 am
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When did "Guilty would" turn into "Guilty chronic masturbators"?
>> No. 43143 Anonymous
9th August 2022
Tuesday 11:12 am
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>>43142
When we all bravely admitted that we would anyway, with any of these women, and we wouldn't feel guilty at any point if only they would speak to me.

>>43141
In psychology, the acknowledgement that other people have their own thoughts just like you do is called the theory of mind.
>> No. 43144 Anonymous
9th August 2022
Tuesday 11:42 am
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>>43141

I don't think we're necessarily miles apart, but my perspective is that a certain level of sangfroid detachment is a prerequisite for not being a simp or a PUA. "Nice guys" aren't actually trying to be nice, they're trying to be perceived as nice. PUAs are less interested in women than they are in proving themselves to other men.

When we fail to engage with people as they really are, it's almost always because we're preoccupied with our own insecurities and neuroses; it's not that we blindly overlook people for who they are, but that we're actively engaged in a process of using them as a mirror in which to see the version of ourselves we'd like to see. It's not that we're trying to impress or manipulate someone, but that we're using them as a means of telling our own story. We don't really want to be with them, we want to be the kind of person who can win them. Seeing the other is inseparable from letting go of the self; learning to tell stories in which you are the main character and I play the supporting role.

>>43143

Guilt is knowing that you've done wrong; shame is the fear of what other people might think. Admitting guilt is an antidote to shame. In that light, I offer this digital image of Liz Truss's vacant eyes and enticing gob. Fancying her makes me feel a bit like a nonce, which is a frankly terrifying indictment of someone who will almost certainly be our next prime minister.
>> No. 43145 Anonymous
9th August 2022
Tuesday 12:16 pm
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>>43143

>In psychology, the acknowledgement that other people have their own thoughts just like you do is called the theory of mind.

Coincidentally, it's also a good way to tell if somebody is a sperg. It's one indication, but as they go, a pretty strong one.
>> No. 43160 Anonymous
4th September 2022
Sunday 1:55 pm
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>>43144

>> No. 43163 Anonymous
6th September 2022
Tuesday 4:44 pm
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Nadine Dorries probably needs cheering up today.
>> No. 43164 Anonymous
8th September 2022
Thursday 7:10 pm
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>>43160
Every time I see her speak I'm going to think about how much fitter she was at 19.
>> No. 43165 Anonymous
8th September 2022
Thursday 7:37 pm
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>>43164

I dunno, I think that she has grown into her face. Not literally, obviously - it used to be fucking massive.

She just looks so gormless that I'd feel like a carpet-bagger.
>> No. 43172 Anonymous
24th September 2022
Saturday 2:43 pm
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Dakota Schiffer from Drag Race. She's a trans woman so assume she has a cool new vagina instead of a penis, and she's gorgeous and sweet and I want to protect her.
>> No. 43173 Anonymous
24th September 2022
Saturday 2:47 pm
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>>43172

Meh.

There are others.
>> No. 43174 Anonymous
24th September 2022
Saturday 4:00 pm
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>>43172
Isn't being a bonafide evangelist christian korean youtuber in drag drace cheating? I thought the whole point of it was for camp gay guys to parody women.

I'd give her a reacharound if she still has her feminine penis, but neo-vaginas are just wrong.
>> No. 43175 Anonymous
24th September 2022
Saturday 4:07 pm
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>>43174

I think drag is really a way of toying around with gender stereotypes, and it's an outlet if you have a very pronounced feminine side that goes somewhat far beyond the average lad. Not sure I'd call it parody.

Transsexuality is a step up from that, where you don't just enjoy a bit of gender bending but really feel you're in the wrong body. Something which doesn't normally go away just by throwing on a skirt and makeup now and then.


> but neo-vaginas are just wrong

A lot of them are hackjobs, it depends on how much money you spend on the right surgeon. But there are some trans models in recent years with pretty convincing surgery results.
>> No. 43176 Anonymous
24th September 2022
Saturday 5:10 pm
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>>43175A lot of them are hackjobs

Would you want a conventional looking one, or, since you're choosing, get something a bit special? Horse, dolphin, dodgy russian spam iykwim, whatever?
Come to think of it, are the madder ftm travellers getting horsecocks and the like?
It never really occurred to me - but people are odd, I'm sure there are all sorts out there.
>> No. 43177 Anonymous
24th September 2022
Saturday 8:39 pm
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>>43174

Series 3 of Drag Race UK had a cis lesbian woman. Drag isn't really about "parodying" women, but it's an easy misunderstanding because of the history of crossdressing in mainstream theatre and comedy.

The essential dichotomy of drag is that it evolved both as a rejection of straight culture and a training exercise in assimilation. Contemporary drag culture emerged in New York in the 70s and 80s. The drag balls on that scene were a celebration for marginalised gay and trans people (primarily ethnic minorities), they were a means of building surrogate families and developing collective self-esteem, but they were also a laboratory for studying the dominant culture. Trans women learned how to pass as female, gay men learned how to pass as straight, kids from the ghetto learned to pass as middle class. The value of realness or being able to present authentically as something else was an essential survival skill.

Drag in Britain doesn't have nearly as much of a racial dynamic (although there's a nascent Asian drag scene in London), but class is much more important than you might imagine. British drag queens are disproportionately working class, with the scene being oriented around provincial pubs versus metropolitan clubs to an extent you might find surprising.

The documentary Paris is Burning is pretty much the definitive introduction to the origins of drag culture. There's a full version on YouTube, although the quality is pretty poor.



>>43172

No guilt whatsoever, she's an absolute sweetheart.
>> No. 43178 Anonymous
25th September 2022
Sunday 12:34 am
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>>43177

Paris Is Burning is an absolute classic, I'm not sure why youtube has decided to put an age restriction on it. I distinctly remember seeing it on BBC Four late at night once.
>> No. 43187 Anonymous
19th October 2022
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>> No. 43188 Anonymous
29th October 2022
Saturday 8:31 pm
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>>43187

I am now fully infatuated with Helen Bauer. She's just so big and loud and dirty, she's everything I want.

Skip to 3:00.


>> No. 43189 Anonymous
1st November 2022
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>>43188
>> No. 43190 Anonymous
1st November 2022
Tuesday 11:39 am
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>>43189
>> No. 43191 Anonymous
1st November 2022
Tuesday 10:46 pm
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This is abrely correct for this thread, but:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzK-tYFGQx4&t=421s.

There are few things than a woman who can just do it to a level no one else can.
>> No. 43192 Anonymous
2nd November 2022
Wednesday 9:18 am
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>>43191
You fucked up the link somehow.
>> No. 43193 Anonymous
9th November 2022
Wednesday 3:50 pm
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Alabama Man and Woman Dressed as Superhero ‘Raven’ Arrested After Allegedly Kidnapping Teen and Taking Her to Florida for Beating and Confinement

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/alabama-man-and-woman-dressed-as-superhero-raven-arrested-after-allegedly-kidnapping-teen-and-taking-her-to-florida-for-beating-and-confinement/
>> No. 43194 Anonymous
9th November 2022
Wednesday 11:22 pm
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>>43193

I'm more flexible than I should be about the old "never stick your dick in crazy" rule, but I'd like to think that I'd draw the line here. Those curves are awfully tempting though.
>> No. 43224 Anonymous
1st January 2023
Sunday 11:47 am
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Maryam Mirzakhani. No picture needed, her mind if you knew about her should be enough.
>> No. 43225 Anonymous
1st January 2023
Sunday 3:34 pm
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>>43193

Meh.

But whatever floats your boat.
>> No. 43229 Anonymous
2nd January 2023
Monday 4:10 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzK-tYFGQx4
Not sure how old she is these days, but I love her.
>> No. 43230 Anonymous
2nd January 2023
Monday 5:04 pm
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>>43229
>Introducing the Organ With Anna Lapwood
I'd be more interested in introducing the organ to Anna Lapwood. In fact, that whole video is a goldmine for innuendo as she talks about big organs and their pipes.
>> No. 43231 Anonymous
2nd January 2023
Monday 5:13 pm
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>>43229

She's probably into some proper filthy stuff.
>> No. 43232 Anonymous
2nd January 2023
Monday 5:26 pm
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>>43231

Anorexics aren't very dirty IME.
>> No. 43234 Anonymous
2nd January 2023
Monday 6:30 pm
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>>43232

At least bulimics swallow.
>> No. 43239 Anonymous
3rd January 2023
Tuesday 5:02 pm
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Both of these.
>> No. 43240 Anonymous
3rd January 2023
Tuesday 8:45 pm
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>>43239

I'd be all over Alison Hammond, but Judi Love's personality is repellent for reasons I can't quite put my finger on.
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23rd January 2023
Monday 10:49 pm
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>> No. 43321 Anonymous
15th February 2023
Wednesday 8:31 pm
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I might be inclined to taste them
>> No. 43322 Anonymous
16th February 2023
Thursday 1:27 am
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>>43290

This does nothing to dispel the stereotype of wasteful fat Americans.
>> No. 43355 Anonymous
15th March 2023
Wednesday 11:10 am
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Her office is very close to me and I think often I should go in and flirt with her, we're similar in age, would be cool having an MP gf I could meet other MPs like Corbyn and Streeting.
>> No. 43358 Anonymous
16th March 2023
Thursday 1:07 pm
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>>43355

I saw her on Bumble.
>> No. 43359 Anonymous
16th March 2023
Thursday 2:20 pm
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>>43355

I can't tell whether she'd be absolutely filthy and do anything in bed, or whether she'd be really sexually neurotic with a minefeld of hang ups you have to be mindful of that completely spoil the mood.

With lefty girls it's only ever one way or the other in my experience. She seems more classpilled than brainwormed though, so I would at least give her the benefit of the doubt.
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16th March 2023
Thursday 3:09 pm
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>>43355
WikiFeet doing god's work.
>> No. 43361 Anonymous
16th March 2023
Thursday 4:13 pm
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For my money, Alicia Kearns is the fittest MP.
>> No. 43362 Anonymous
17th March 2023
Friday 7:06 pm
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>On 17 March 2023, the International Criminal Court issued an arrest warrant for Lvova-Belova for the unlawful deportation of children from Ukraine to Russia during the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.[2]
>> No. 43363 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 6:27 pm
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>>43362
I'd let her deport unborn children (sperm) from my bollocks into her tuppence, IYKWIM.
>> No. 43380 Anonymous
13th April 2023
Thursday 12:22 pm
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Warwick Davis' daughter. She has really long arms compared to the rest of her, kind of cool like Lanky Kong.
>> No. 43381 Anonymous
13th April 2023
Thursday 1:16 pm
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>>43380
She'd make my coconut gun fire in spurts IYKWIM.
>> No. 43385 Anonymous
13th April 2023
Thursday 5:48 pm
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>>43380
With each passing year I feel it stronger that the human mind does infact 'manifest reality' in way's we're not currently aware.
Goblins are a pretty bit circle these days.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPiZXAcXIbg
>> No. 43386 Anonymous
21st April 2023
Friday 11:00 am
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>> No. 43387 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 8:26 pm
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>>43386

slammable
>> No. 43388 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 8:29 pm
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>>43387

Not sure if that's a hate crime or not.
>> No. 43389 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 10:09 pm
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AI has taken over the hot MILFs in your area industry. We're all doomed.
>> No. 43390 Anonymous
4th May 2023
Thursday 4:40 pm
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I love her.
>> No. 43391 Anonymous
7th May 2023
Sunday 1:59 pm
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>>43389
That is unsettling.
>> No. 43392 Anonymous
9th May 2023
Tuesday 9:17 pm
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>>43390
Again? She's an aquaintance so it's uncomfortable seeing her in this thread, because I'm chatting with her one day and then seeing her wearing a hot MILF in my area for a hat the next.
>> No. 43393 Anonymous
9th May 2023
Tuesday 9:32 pm
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>>43392
Tell her we said hi.
>> No. 43394 Anonymous
10th May 2023
Wednesday 10:57 am
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>>43392
Introduce me to her, she is the perfect woman.
>> No. 43418 Anonymous
1st June 2023
Thursday 6:57 pm
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Not just Natasia Demitriou, but the autistic character she plays in Stath Lets Flats.
>> No. 43419 Anonymous
2nd June 2023
Friday 3:18 pm
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>>43418
>Suffy
>Soffee (as in toffee)
>Sovvy
I glad I didn't watch this when it came out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Cxa39KwcU
>> No. 43462 Anonymous
19th June 2023
Monday 11:20 pm
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I don't know what otherlad is going on about. I absolutely guilty would and have thought that for many years.

Think about it - confirmed absolutely crackers, former lib-dem, lisp, will destroy your life and finances. That's the recipe for the best sex of your life.
>> No. 43463 Anonymous
20th June 2023
Tuesday 1:47 am
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>>43462

You didn't even mention her slave collar!
>> No. 43464 Anonymous
20th June 2023
Tuesday 7:01 am
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>>43463

I'm the lad who introduced .gs to the various scurrilous rumours about Truss, but even I'm over it by now. If we're going to obsess over a politician, could we try another one for a bit? Angela Rayner's £5,600 granny milkers, perhaps? Penny Mordaunt's sword handling skills? Maybe a backbench wildcard like Stella Creasy or Alison McGovern?
>> No. 43465 Anonymous
20th June 2023
Tuesday 3:14 pm
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>>43464
I love her so much.
>> No. 43466 Anonymous
20th June 2023
Tuesday 5:45 pm
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>>43465

I'm sure she's a lovely lady, but I doubt that she has ever queued in the division lobbies with an arse full of spunk. ARE LIZ hasn't trusted a fart since 2006.
>> No. 43467 Anonymous
20th June 2023
Tuesday 5:47 pm
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>>43466

Anyway, ARE ANGELA became a grandmother at the age of 37 and her tits cost the same as a low-mileage Dacia Sandero. Fitter when she was fat, mind.
>> No. 43468 Anonymous
20th June 2023
Tuesday 6:09 pm
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>>43464
>If we're going to obsess over a politician, could we try another one for a bit? Angela Rayner's £5,600 granny milkers, perhaps? Penny Mordaunt's sword handling skills? Maybe a backbench wildcard like Stella Creasy or Alison McGovern?

It says 'Guilty Would' not a 'I'd introduce her to my parents and get a cat together'.

>>43465
Her face looks like the after picture of someone who got attacked by a chimpanzee.
>> No. 43469 Anonymous
20th June 2023
Tuesday 6:23 pm
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>>43468

>Her face looks like the after picture of someone who got attacked by a chimpanzee.


I'll hazard a guess and say PCOS. It often makes lasses look slightly manly.

A friend had to take some highly dosed estrogen against it, a few times stronger than your average birth control pills, and she said she would grow a beard without it.
>> No. 43470 Anonymous
21st June 2023
Wednesday 3:57 pm
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I think Rutland MP Alicia Kearns has been posted before, she's hot to trot (but as hot as Nadia).
>> No. 43484 Anonymous
2nd July 2023
Sunday 5:16 pm
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>> No. 43485 Anonymous
2nd July 2023
Sunday 6:04 pm
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>>43467

> became a grandmother at the age of 37

That normally screams council estate. But I guess it gives you street cred if you're in Labour.
>> No. 43486 Anonymous
3rd July 2023
Monday 9:05 pm
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I'd let her ride my toxic gossip train.
>> No. 43487 Anonymous
3rd July 2023
Monday 9:46 pm
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>>43484

She's in great nick from the neck down to be fair.
>> No. 43488 Anonymous
4th July 2023
Tuesday 5:36 am
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I'd show her some strict discipline IYKWIM.
>> No. 43494 Anonymous
17th July 2023
Monday 5:02 pm
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>> No. 43496 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 4:14 pm
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Stumbled upon Eugenia Cooney. It's sad, mentally ill 28 year old woman starving herself to death etc. But in a way she is pretty and I would like to protect her. Fatten her up.
>> No. 43505 Anonymous
1st August 2023
Tuesday 12:43 pm
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Fuck around and find out, so they say
>> No. 43506 Anonymous
1st August 2023
Tuesday 1:15 pm
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>>43505
Mental Russian lasses are top-tier shags. Fuck around.
>> No. 43508 Anonymous
7th August 2023
Monday 8:56 pm
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https://uk.style.yahoo.com/extinction-rebellion-activist-stabbed-boyfriend-133201075.html

>An Extinction Rebellion activist stabbed her boyfriend to death as he pleaded “I love you”, a court heard.

>Blaze Lily Wallace, a 28-year-old law student, was jailed for life on Monday after following her fiancé Samuel Mayo down the street after a domestic dispute last summer at their home in south west London, and fatally wounding him.

>Witnesses heard him repeatedly shout: “Please Blaze. I love you, please Blaze,” before he bled to death at the side of the road, begging motorists and passers-by to call an ambulance.

I'd let her mortally wound me IYKWIM.
>> No. 43509 Anonymous
7th August 2023
Monday 9:29 pm
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>>43508
Bit of double penetration action with her would be nice, you do her, then she does you. Bit like a praying mantis.
>> No. 43512 Anonymous
18th August 2023
Friday 1:48 pm
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It's official.
>> No. 43513 Anonymous
18th August 2023
Friday 2:20 pm
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>>43512

She'll probably be 50 before she gets out. If she gets out.
>> No. 43514 Anonymous
18th August 2023
Friday 2:51 pm
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>>43513
Well it's not like I was going to be stuck having kids with her either way.
>> No. 43515 Anonymous
18th August 2023
Friday 4:04 pm
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>>43514


You'd win any custody battle hands-down.
>> No. 43516 Anonymous
18th August 2023
Friday 4:05 pm
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>>43512
According to John 8:7 she's definitely fuckable.
>> No. 43518 Anonymous
23rd August 2023
Wednesday 1:48 pm
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>>43512
I'm calling it lads. She'll be out on appeal at some time in the future.
>> No. 43519 Anonymous
27th August 2023
Sunday 11:32 am
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Can't work out if Swell Entertainment is unconventionally sexy or just kind of odd looking.
>> No. 43520 Anonymous
27th August 2023
Sunday 11:59 am
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>>43519
Nah she's definitely got that interesting factor. Sortof like an attractive Githyanki with the nostrils and wide mouth. Her confident demeanor is compelling.
Not an ounce of guilt.
>> No. 43521 Anonymous
27th August 2023
Sunday 1:03 pm
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>>43520
I think I feel guilt because she looks very much like an ex-housemate of mine who I lusted after, but she was dating one of my friends. Forbidden fruit.
>> No. 43522 Anonymous
27th August 2023
Sunday 3:46 pm
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>>43519

She's definitely odd looking, but there's nothing wrong with that.
>> No. 43557 Anonymous
17th November 2023
Friday 9:44 pm
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For a very long time I thought I was better than this thread.
>> No. 43560 Anonymous
26th November 2023
Sunday 9:46 pm
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Vicky from Car Gurus. She's got good breasts and automotive knowledge.
>> No. 43620 Anonymous
16th March 2024
Saturday 10:14 pm
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Don't lie to me. You all thought about it.
>> No. 43621 Anonymous
18th March 2024
Monday 12:35 am
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>>43557
She is an awful person, but I am right with you. I fear this is the very nub of her attraction as her politician.

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