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>> No. 23810 Anonymous
31st December 2011
Saturday 10:22 pm
23810 Guilty Would
Since this image wasn't that well received in The Ginger Thread, and by the recommendation of some lad in /b/: this is the "Guilty Would" thread.

Post women which aren't generically attractive, but which (for whatever reason) you'd shag the heck out of given the chance.
Expand all images.
>> No. 23811 Anonymous
31st December 2011
Saturday 10:23 pm
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>>23810
>> No. 23812 Anonymous
31st December 2011
Saturday 10:26 pm
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>>23811
Now I'm with you on her, she looks mighty odd for some reason, but I definitely would, with little guilt attached.
>> No. 23813 Anonymous
31st December 2011
Saturday 11:17 pm
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Judy Finnigan would be a terrific fuck.
>> No. 23814 Anonymous
31st December 2011
Saturday 11:20 pm
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Rite guise?
>> No. 23819 Anonymous
2nd January 2012
Monday 3:47 am
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Stars of XFACTOR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrNbLBS1D2Q
>> No. 23822 Anonymous
2nd January 2012
Monday 6:44 am
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>>23814

What guilt?
>> No. 23825 Anonymous
2nd January 2012
Monday 3:00 pm
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Rebecca Fucking Black.
>> No. 23826 Anonymous
2nd January 2012
Monday 3:04 pm
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>>23825
...wat
>> No. 23827 Anonymous
2nd January 2012
Monday 3:12 pm
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>>23825

That's not Rebecca Black lad.

Well it might be a Rebecca Black but it isn't the Rebecca Black.
>> No. 23829 Anonymous
2nd January 2012
Monday 6:29 pm
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>>23827
Oh in all liklihood she isn't, but I'd say it's fairly apparent that the intention was to look like her.

Either way, would.
>> No. 23830 Anonymous
2nd January 2012
Monday 7:12 pm
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>>23825

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG

I'll have one to go, please.
>> No. 23841 Anonymous
3rd January 2012
Tuesday 9:32 am
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>>23829

She's got a really big gob.
>> No. 23844 Anonymous
3rd January 2012
Tuesday 4:15 pm
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>>23829
>> No. 23848 Anonymous
3rd January 2012
Tuesday 9:46 pm
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>>23829
I get her and Selena Gomez mixed up all the time. Imagine a threesome with those two.
>> No. 23849 Anonymous
3rd January 2012
Tuesday 9:53 pm
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>>23848

Two notoriously annoying teenagers in the same room at the same time... No thanks lad.

In fact I can't think of a worse combination.
>> No. 23850 Anonymous
3rd January 2012
Tuesday 9:53 pm
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Actually I just thought of a worse combination. As you were.
>> No. 23856 Anonymous
4th January 2012
Wednesday 10:22 pm
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>>23849
Not even if they are naked and begging you to micturate into their respective anal passages?
>> No. 23857 Anonymous
4th January 2012
Wednesday 11:45 pm
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>>23848
Fuck's sake lad. I'd quite happily murder them both - a proper 'guilty' pleasure.
>> No. 23863 Anonymous
5th January 2012
Thursday 11:23 am
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I find her irritating, yet ever so slightly arousing.
>> No. 23864 Anonymous
5th January 2012
Thursday 11:32 am
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>>23863
=^.^=
>> No. 23865 Anonymous
5th January 2012
Thursday 12:57 pm
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>>23863

Let's play Only Connect then. First picture, what's the connection?
>> No. 23869 Anonymous
5th January 2012
Thursday 4:52 pm
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>>23865

Second clue
>> No. 23870 Anonymous
5th January 2012
Thursday 4:59 pm
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>>23869
>DANG!



Is it "things we'd like to see done to Piers Morgan"?
>> No. 23871 Anonymous
5th January 2012
Thursday 9:27 pm
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>>23870

Not quite.

Third image
>> No. 23872 Anonymous
6th January 2012
Friday 10:16 am
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>>23871

And number four.

Still one point up for grabs
>> No. 23876 Anonymous
7th January 2012
Saturday 1:02 am
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OK, time for the answers.

>>23865

Brassica Napus, better known as RAPE

>>23869

Pirate flag, the Jolly ROGER

>>23871

An ancient RUIN

>>23872

A kitchen TAP

Rape, Roger, Ruin, Tap: All things I'd like to do to Victoria Coren
>> No. 23908 Anonymous
7th January 2012
Saturday 5:26 pm
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>>23876
For the final one you could have also gone for faucet, as in you'd like to force it into her anus.
>> No. 23909 Anonymous
7th January 2012
Saturday 5:35 pm
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>>23908
I much prefer this version.
>> No. 23938 Anonymous
10th January 2012
Tuesday 6:04 am
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I wouldn't expect to come out alive.
>> No. 23939 Anonymous
10th January 2012
Tuesday 10:16 am
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>>23938
She'd only fake it, m8.
I'll get my coat.
>> No. 23966 Anonymous
14th January 2012
Saturday 3:05 pm
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Guilty threesome.
>> No. 23973 Anonymous
15th January 2012
Sunday 2:11 am
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>>23966
You are a very sick man.
>> No. 23976 Anonymous
15th January 2012
Sunday 4:14 pm
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>>23813
she walks past my shop often, hang around you may get a chance
>> No. 24099 Anonymous
25th January 2012
Wednesday 11:22 pm
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/fail
>> No. 24103 Anonymous
26th January 2012
Thursday 1:47 pm
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>>24099

Suddenly the first picture has became much more appealing.
>> No. 24106 Anonymous
26th January 2012
Thursday 4:22 pm
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>>24103
If you had told me before that it could get worse, I wouldn't have believed you.
>> No. 24107 Anonymous
26th January 2012
Thursday 9:25 pm
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you're ruining /x/ for me
>> No. 24108 Anonymous
26th January 2012
Thursday 10:06 pm
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>>24099
I am never ever ever going to Scotland. That is all.
>> No. 24227 Anonymous
27th January 2012
Friday 11:51 pm
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>>24099
Where did you find this?
>> No. 24982 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:00 am
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I wouldn't want to be her friend but by god I'd destroy her.
>> No. 24983 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:08 am
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>>23810
>> No. 24985 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:18 am
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>>24982

I'd lick her spicy arsehole while she tells me things about art.
>> No. 24986 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:20 am
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>>24985
>> No. 24987 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:22 am
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>>24986
>> No. 24988 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:26 am
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>>23863
>> No. 24989 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:35 am
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>>23863
>> No. 24990 Anonymous
11th February 2012
Saturday 1:37 am
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I would fuck Katy Brand until my cock melted.
>> No. 25120 Anonymous
17th February 2012
Friday 11:00 pm
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The papers are saying that there's an Adele sex tape been leaked, anyone got a source?
>> No. 25121 Anonymous
17th February 2012
Friday 11:01 pm
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>>25120
It's not real.
>> No. 25127 Anonymous
17th February 2012
Friday 11:58 pm
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>>25120
>>25121
If it were, would you even want to watch it?
>> No. 25130 Anonymous
18th February 2012
Saturday 1:30 am
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>>25127
No, I wouldn't, but one doesn't have a choice in such a situation.
>> No. 25132 Anonymous
18th February 2012
Saturday 11:37 am
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>>25127
If only for a few minutes, just to laugh.
>> No. 25134 Anonymous
18th February 2012
Saturday 5:08 pm
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>>25127
Definitely. There's precious little than can shock us any more.

We are the Princes of the Internet, after all.
>> No. 25135 Anonymous
18th February 2012
Saturday 5:35 pm
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>>25132
>> No. 26296 Anonymous
26th March 2012
Monday 9:11 pm
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I want to do a sex in Shami Chakrabarti.

I'm not even guilty about it.
>> No. 26297 Anonymous
26th March 2012
Monday 10:29 pm
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The chubby brunette out of Watson and Oliver looks like she'd be proper fucking dirty.
>> No. 26300 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 12:47 am
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My first childhood crush, which I imagine explains much.
>> No. 26301 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 2:07 am
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>>26300

Hang on, I didn't post that. Who are you? Are you me? And how do you know I had a childhood crush on Moira Stewart?
>> No. 26302 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 7:31 am
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>>26296
I'm with you mate, I'd get her to gobble my sack in a heartbeat. It's almost worth signing up to do a course in Oxford Brookes just for the remote possibility you arrive in some situation where you could get a decent titwank from her and blast it in that mouth of hers.
>> No. 26304 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 11:29 am
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Raksha Dave from Time Team, the camera crew usually manage to get a sneaky shot of cleavage while she is bent over at least once an episode
>> No. 26305 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 6:08 pm
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>>26304

Not heard of her, but a definite would.

I'd quite like to shaft Joanna Neary, wot played Judith in Ideal and who is mates with Robin Ince and that.
>> No. 26307 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 6:26 pm
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This one's always rather contentious.
>> No. 26308 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 6:59 pm
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>>26307

Millican would be a terrific shag, just turn the lights off and enjoy it. I pity the fool who says no to Millican.
>> No. 26311 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 8:56 pm
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>>26304

While we're on the subject of fit academics...
>> No. 26312 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 9:01 pm
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>>26311
Is that the lass from coast? Would rummage, on top of a cliff, in a thunderstorm, covered in mud, with "Love is only a feeling" playing as accompaniment
>> No. 26313 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 9:14 pm
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I imagine she'd give a proper sloppy gobble.
>> No. 26314 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 9:16 pm
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>>26311
Not a guilty would at all though. She is actually bloody lovely.
>> No. 26315 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 9:26 pm
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Samira Ahmed off Channel 4 News. Would.
>> No. 26316 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 9:45 pm
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With no shame.
>> No. 26317 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 9:49 pm
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>>26316
Too far.
>> No. 26318 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 10:03 pm
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>>26316

She's got a fit body when she's off the cakes, but just a bit too down's syndrome in the face. I'd do her from behind, but I wouldn't want anyone to know.
>> No. 26319 Anonymous
27th March 2012
Tuesday 10:07 pm
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>>26318
I prefer her with a bit of weight on, also the slightly mongy face is part of the charm for me. I am a bit of a deviant though so there you go.
>> No. 26322 Anonymous
28th March 2012
Wednesday 12:38 am
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The mum off of That 70s Show.

Would.
>> No. 26323 Anonymous
28th March 2012
Wednesday 2:36 am
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Nightmare Mode
>> No. 26324 Anonymous
28th March 2012
Wednesday 3:44 am
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>>26323

I'd invade her southern archipelago, IYKWIM.
>> No. 26585 Anonymous
12th April 2012
Thursday 4:27 am
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>>26304
I'd dig her trench, IYKWIM
>> No. 26587 Anonymous
12th April 2012
Thursday 6:53 pm
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>>26585
I'd attack her with my nuclear sub while she's retreating, IYKWIM.
>> No. 28092 Anonymous
13th August 2012
Monday 11:44 pm
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>>26323

I'll show her what a real exorcet missile looks like.
>> No. 28093 Anonymous
13th August 2012
Monday 11:50 pm
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>> No. 28094 Anonymous
13th August 2012
Monday 11:52 pm
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>>26323

I'd sink her juicy Belgranos and actually IDKWIM
>> No. 28103 Anonymous
15th August 2012
Wednesday 12:10 pm
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Even now.
>> No. 28104 Anonymous
15th August 2012
Wednesday 12:20 pm
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Sorry for practically double posting, but Sandi Toksvig. Since I was young and had the pleasure of watching her on Call my Bluff. I feel ashamed.

And yes, I am aware that she plays all female lawn tennis.
>> No. 28105 Anonymous
15th August 2012
Wednesday 2:33 pm
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>>26300

Not a bit of guilt there, lad. That voice.

>>26313
>proper sloppy gobble

I keep saying this back to myself in a Welsh accent and feeling something between mirth and nausea.

>>28104

She strikes me as an immensely genuine and intelligent person. Were she not totally uninterested in my bits I'd do so shamelessly.

On the note of women who like women I also find Sue Perkins extremely pretty, in a tomboyish way.
>> No. 28108 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 2:20 am
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>>28105

Seconded on Sue, she's what a British tomboy should be like.
And she's a lesbian, thats always a bonus.
>> No. 28120 Anonymous
16th August 2012
Thursday 5:11 pm
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>> No. 28133 Anonymous
17th August 2012
Friday 10:20 am
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Lorne Spicer.
She could be condescending about my personal finances to get me in the mood for something rough.
>> No. 28134 Anonymous
17th August 2012
Friday 10:15 pm
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>>28120
I bet Liza loves it up the arse.
>> No. 28139 Anonymous
18th August 2012
Saturday 6:59 pm
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Daisy from Spaced.

I didn't class her as a guilty would until I announced my desire for her in front of mates and got roundly shot down.
>> No. 28142 Anonymous
19th August 2012
Sunday 2:28 am
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>>28139

Your mates are wrong - I for one would feel no guilt.

Unless she called me 'boss hog'.
>> No. 28144 Anonymous
20th August 2012
Monday 10:23 am
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Mel from Flight of the Conchords.
If I was Brett or Jermaine I'd have absolutely ruined her the first chance I got.
>> No. 28154 Anonymous
20th August 2012
Monday 11:22 pm
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Has anyone said Francesca Martinez yet?

Definite would, I could root her in the disabled bogs without shame and get to park right by the doors at Morrisons.
>> No. 28157 Anonymous
21st August 2012
Tuesday 1:47 am
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>>28154 I get the impression she'd be all teeth during oral. More of a chewjob than a blowjob.
>> No. 28176 Anonymous
21st August 2012
Tuesday 2:02 pm
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>>28154

I once shagged an ex in the disabled toilets of a local pub. It was terrible. The bright neon lights and white tiles and grab rails gave it a disgusting clinical feel, I didn't even climax.
>> No. 28177 Anonymous
21st August 2012
Tuesday 2:09 pm
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>>28144

She just pisses me off. I saw her in another show when she played pretty much the same character, and then on a panel show where she made two shitty jokes and said fuck all else. She boils my piss.
>> No. 28178 Anonymous
21st August 2012
Tuesday 3:28 pm
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Theon's blokey sister.

>>28176
The ladies loos are far better for this, that odd perfume/lady funk aroma, stopping whenever someone walks in, trying not to giggle..
>> No. 28179 Anonymous
21st August 2012
Tuesday 6:11 pm
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>>28139

I look almost exactly like Simon Amstell, so I rather enjoyed this:

https://www.youtube.com/v/0jxftMfRd6w
>> No. 28180 Anonymous
21st August 2012
Tuesday 6:52 pm
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>>28179
Seeing Daisy dressed decently for once and frolicking around gave me a proper nostalgia lob on.
>> No. 28181 Anonymous
22nd August 2012
Wednesday 11:36 am
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Oh yes.
>> No. 28182 Anonymous
22nd August 2012
Wednesday 1:06 pm
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>>28181
80s edition? 80s edition.
>> No. 28184 Anonymous
22nd August 2012
Wednesday 4:44 pm
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>>28181

I still fancy Nanci Griffith, even at 60.

https://www.youtube.com/v/XnMajQgYgqo
>> No. 28219 Anonymous
23rd August 2012
Thursday 5:21 pm
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>>28182
>> No. 28249 Anonymous
28th August 2012
Tuesday 8:21 pm
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>> No. 28250 Anonymous
28th August 2012
Tuesday 8:35 pm
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>>28249
Not any more but back in the day, me too.
>> No. 28252 Anonymous
29th August 2012
Wednesday 5:15 am
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>>28250

I think she's quite fit for 46, she just tends to get cast in quite dowdy domestic roles.
>> No. 28275 Anonymous
4th September 2012
Tuesday 12:50 pm
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>> No. 28408 Anonymous
22nd September 2012
Saturday 3:35 pm
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Joanna Scanlan. I... I'm...

Yeah. I probably would, actually.
>> No. 28588 Anonymous
12th October 2012
Friday 2:51 pm
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Jo Coburn.
>> No. 30129 Anonymous
17th February 2013
Sunday 9:29 am
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>> No. 30130 Anonymous
17th February 2013
Sunday 1:05 pm
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>> No. 30131 Anonymous
18th February 2013
Monday 4:59 pm
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>> No. 30136 Anonymous
19th February 2013
Tuesday 12:11 am
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>> No. 30276 Anonymous
12th March 2013
Tuesday 7:57 pm
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>> No. 30292 Anonymous
16th March 2013
Saturday 5:56 pm
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The sea bitch from Game of Thrones
>> No. 30403 Anonymous
25th March 2013
Monday 9:53 pm
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Oh god I have no idea why :(
>> No. 30404 Anonymous
26th March 2013
Tuesday 12:55 am
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>>30403

Oh the actress herself would get it... Amy Farah Fowler on the other hand would get it up all holes while being made to recite the periodic table and call me Sheldon.
>> No. 30412 Anonymous
26th March 2013
Tuesday 9:59 pm
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not in the slightest bit ashamed
>> No. 30413 Anonymous
26th March 2013
Tuesday 10:46 pm
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Well, it is a 'guilty' thread...
>> No. 30414 Anonymous
26th March 2013
Tuesday 11:33 pm
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>>30412
Not even guilty for me. I would pick Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club over any other woman on earth.
>> No. 30426 Anonymous
27th March 2013
Wednesday 10:00 am
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>>30403

Absolute raging would.
>> No. 30458 Anonymous
1st April 2013
Monday 12:06 am
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>> No. 30467 Anonymous
2nd April 2013
Tuesday 9:13 pm
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>>30458
What the fuck is that, Noddy the next generation?

What kind of ride do we now get for our 6pence? I suppose we have to take inflation into account.
>> No. 30468 Anonymous
2nd April 2013
Tuesday 9:21 pm
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>>30467
This is worth a watch. Not mid-fap though, like.
https://www.youtube.com/v/aZucRzfqQ04
>> No. 30471 Anonymous
3rd April 2013
Wednesday 10:34 pm
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The fat lass from Benidorm.
>> No. 30472 Anonymous
4th April 2013
Thursday 1:14 am
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This isn't a bad thread, but the OP is such a rotter, I nearly retch every time it reappears.
>> No. 30478 Anonymous
4th April 2013
Thursday 6:28 pm
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>>30472
Adblock.
>> No. 30479 Anonymous
4th April 2013
Thursday 6:57 pm
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>>30472
I agree.
>> No. 30480 Anonymous
5th April 2013
Friday 9:49 am
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>> No. 30481 Anonymous
5th April 2013
Friday 5:03 pm
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Was going to say Sue Heck from in the middle, then I googled the actress and I think there's nothing guilty about it now.
>> No. 30482 Anonymous
5th April 2013
Friday 7:20 pm
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>>30481 Just to demonstrate my point...

Although with these young actresses in long running series it's hard to figure out at what point it's immoral. I mean looking at wikipedia she's 21, however "The Middle" has been running for probably about 5 years or so. I guess it's the Emma Watson dilemma.
>> No. 30483 Anonymous
5th April 2013
Friday 8:08 pm
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>>30482

She looks an awful lot like Mayim Bialik...
>> No. 30735 Anonymous
11th May 2013
Saturday 11:39 pm
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>> No. 30829 Anonymous
16th May 2013
Thursday 5:30 pm
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>>30735 Is that moaning myrtle?
>> No. 30837 Anonymous
17th May 2013
Friday 12:14 am
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>>30829
It is, and I'm fully with him on this one. Shirley Henderson would definitely get it.
>> No. 30838 Anonymous
17th May 2013
Friday 9:26 am
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>>30837
Nothing guilty about it.

And can I just express how much I hate seeing OP's image every time. Bold tags and everything.
>> No. 31230 Anonymous
4th July 2013
Thursday 3:05 pm
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I can't explain it, but Amanda Hale excites my todger every time I see her in some BBC drama or other. You'd have to watch out for the teeth though.
>> No. 31521 Anonymous
12th August 2013
Monday 2:49 am
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>> No. 32242 Anonymous
3rd October 2013
Thursday 7:39 pm
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>> No. 32243 Anonymous
3rd October 2013
Thursday 7:41 pm
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>>32242 I don't understand why.
>> No. 32244 Anonymous
3rd October 2013
Thursday 7:42 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 7:43 pm
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>> No. 32247 Anonymous
3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:16 pm
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I'll finish that/this off for you.
(Hopefully the dupes get rejected).
>> No. 32248 Anonymous
3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:18 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:18 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:19 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:19 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:19 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:20 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:20 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:20 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:21 pm
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>> No. 32259 Anonymous
3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:21 pm
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3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:21 pm
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>> No. 32261 Anonymous
3rd October 2013
Thursday 9:21 pm
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>> No. 33662 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 5:57 pm
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Sophie Raworth.
>> No. 33663 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 7:27 pm
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Not that guilty really. Bit of a milf thing going on I think.
>> No. 33664 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 8:06 pm
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I wouldn't mind a go on Victoria Wood. I think that counts as more a mummy thing than a milf thing. Plus plenty have told me she's a fat dyke or whatever.
>> No. 33665 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 8:11 pm
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>>32260
Fixed.
>> No. 33666 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 8:22 pm
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Josie Long makes me quiver with excitement in my crotchal region, but I'm afraid that if she discovered my Conservative Party membership card she would rip my cock off.
>> No. 33667 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 8:30 pm
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It's not that's she's unattractive, it's just a large part of me doesn't see her as a sexual being. However, another perfectly normally sized part of me disagrees.

>>33666

Nice trips, bluey.

That's a thing people call Tories, right?
>> No. 33668 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 8:38 pm
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>>33667

Grimes only half uploaded.
>> No. 33669 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 9:09 pm
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Valerie Denton. Yeah, I .. uh ..
>> No. 33670 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 10:30 pm
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Rebecca Front

Honourable mentions: Joanna Scanlan, Katie Hopkins, Kirsty Allsop, Susan Calman, Sarah Millican
>> No. 33674 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 11:38 pm
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Bridie McMahon I'll have you over my knee and give you six of the best.
>> No. 33677 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 11:48 pm
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are Maddy 4eva
>> No. 33678 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 11:52 pm
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>>31230
Yes! YES!
>> No. 33679 Anonymous
23rd April 2014
Wednesday 11:57 pm
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>>33670

The only reason I'm guilty about fancying Rebecca Front is because she looks quite a lot like my mum.

On the subject of tasty MILFs:

https://www.youtube.com/v/fuYXiwz0vZk
>> No. 33682 Anonymous
24th April 2014
Thursday 2:13 pm
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While we're talking about frumpy ITV presenters, Coleen Nolan is a tasty treat.
>> No. 33683 Anonymous
24th April 2014
Thursday 6:35 pm
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Helen Zaltzman off of the Answer Me This podcast.

I just want to feel her immense weight bearing down on me.
>> No. 33684 Anonymous
24th April 2014
Thursday 11:59 pm
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>>33683

You just know she gives a good blowie. And I reckon she's into some right kinky stuff, probably locks Martin the Soundman in a cage under the bed while she relentlessly pegs Olly as he is strapped to the bed.
>> No. 33685 Anonymous
25th April 2014
Friday 12:03 am
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>>33684

It's echoey down in that dungeon.
>> No. 33686 Anonymous
25th April 2014
Friday 4:02 am
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>>33679

A special treat, courtesy of Jonathan Ross:

https://www.youtube.com/v/XzLx647VosQ
>> No. 33687 Anonymous
25th April 2014
Friday 9:58 pm
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Gobby Welsh tea mentalist thicko
>> No. 33688 Anonymous
26th April 2014
Saturday 12:22 am
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My flatmate went to school with Lorraine Kelly's daughter, apparently she looked just like a younger version of her.
>> No. 33689 Anonymous
26th April 2014
Saturday 12:48 am
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>>33688

Coming soon to my extensive collection of restraining orders...
>> No. 33750 Anonymous
2nd May 2014
Friday 3:53 pm
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Lucy Worsley. Guilty because she looks a bit Ronnie Corbett-like.
>> No. 33751 Anonymous
2nd May 2014
Friday 4:40 pm
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>>33686

https://www.youtube.com/v/X73BNKS04xw

Propper bo I tell thee
>> No. 33752 Anonymous
2nd May 2014
Friday 5:06 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/v/bq-dctHsfM0 No guilt here.
>> No. 33753 Anonymous
2nd May 2014
Friday 7:30 pm
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>>33752
That lisp is incredible!
>> No. 33757 Anonymous
2nd May 2014
Friday 8:17 pm
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>>33750
I can only fancy her in a kind of creepy celibate way for some reason, thinking about her sexually would just seem a bit weird for some reason.
>> No. 33761 Anonymous
2nd May 2014
Friday 8:34 pm
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>>33757

Yeah, she's like a very close, very gay cousin.
>> No. 33762 Anonymous
3rd May 2014
Saturday 2:07 am
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>>33757

I would ride her ragged. Her top lip makes me weak at the knees.
>> No. 33768 Anonymous
3rd May 2014
Saturday 1:54 pm
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>>33757
She's on Radio 3 as of 2PM or something. 3/5/14
>> No. 33769 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 12:10 am
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There is something about female historians that makes me weak at the knees. I wish we had more of them on telly to lecture me on the various events of the past before walking off to some interesting feature in the immediate vicinity so I can cheekily stare at her bum for a bit. Its like she is giving me a little treat for my good behaviour in the classroom bits.

I suppose there will be some unflattering article about me in the guardian for this.
>> No. 33770 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 12:18 am
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>>33750

I thought I was the only lad that would like to tickle Lucy's Worsley.
>> No. 33771 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 12:34 am
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Channel 4 News's Cathy Newman.
>> No. 33772 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 12:46 am
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I'm not even sure there would be any guilt.
>> No. 33773 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 1:00 am
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An naughty day off being dominated by Alex Polizzi in a mucky hotel.
>> No. 33774 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 12:22 pm
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>>33769
Her programs are dumbed-down to fuck though.
Also why has no one mentioned Clare Balding yet? Guilty because once I said I would by my mates and they were disgusted
>> No. 33778 Anonymous
4th May 2014
Sunday 3:36 pm
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>>33774

Too bad lad. I think Claire Balding is a lesbian.
>> No. 33780 Anonymous
5th May 2014
Monday 11:07 pm
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>>33778
> I think Claire Balding is a lesbian.

Really? I must right that down, that's worth knowing.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 33838 Anonymous
18th May 2014
Sunday 11:56 pm
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Proper love Sayeeda Warsi.
>> No. 33853 Anonymous
21st May 2014
Wednesday 3:21 pm
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She'd get it. So would everyone's favourite tory nutter Nadine Dorries. And while i'm at it, the token tory lezza Margot James as well.
>> No. 34374 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:22 am
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It's okay lads, I'm here to save /x/ from all the attention seeking.
>> No. 34375 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:23 am
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The cure seems to be doing more harm than the disease.
>> No. 34376 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:26 am
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I was actually thinking of starting a new thread with that one called "Put your clothes on Love". There is a certain genre of porn there, which I don't find in the least bit arousing, but do find very very amusing, could be just the antidote we need.
>> No. 34384 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:46 am
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Only one person can save us.
>> No. 34385 Anonymous
13th August 2014
Wednesday 12:49 am
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>>34384
>> No. 34808 Anonymous
19th November 2014
Wednesday 12:35 pm
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Caroline Lucas.
>> No. 34809 Anonymous
19th November 2014
Wednesday 6:55 pm
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It's such a shame we won't get to see her on telly any more when she steps down at the election.
>> No. 34810 Anonymous
19th November 2014
Wednesday 7:29 pm
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Yeah, she provided a wonderful, left wing counterweight to the 16 hours a day UKIP saturation.

Oh, cocks, I'm awake again aren't I?
>> No. 34811 Anonymous
20th November 2014
Thursday 9:23 pm
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She isn't. She stood down as leader of the greens to make way for angry ozzy nutbag Bennett. She's still going to fight, and probably win, in May, as Labour are an international joke
>> No. 34813 Anonymous
22nd November 2014
Saturday 1:21 am
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Natalie Horler from Cascada
>> No. 34814 Anonymous
22nd November 2014
Saturday 11:59 pm
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>> No. 34815 Anonymous
23rd November 2014
Sunday 12:04 am
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>>34814
Nonce.
>> No. 34818 Anonymous
27th November 2014
Thursday 3:47 am
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No guilt.
>> No. 34819 Anonymous
27th November 2014
Thursday 3:11 pm
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None whatsoever.
>> No. 34821 Anonymous
27th November 2014
Thursday 4:43 pm
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>>34819>>34818

She's hot, but there's no denying that she has produced the worst music the world has ever seen.

Also a lot of people say she's a minger, but I honestly think's she a goddess
>> No. 34822 Anonymous
27th November 2014
Thursday 7:59 pm
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I've never one for dwarfen folk, but earlier on saw this young lady. Jemma is her name. Wow.

I think I may have to kill myself, since I will never meet her and get the chance to design us an accomodating and practical low-top kitchen.
>> No. 34823 Anonymous
28th November 2014
Friday 5:46 am
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I think I need to stop watching daytime television.
>> No. 34824 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 2:28 am
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>>34822

n'aww
>> No. 34826 Anonymous
2nd December 2014
Tuesday 9:21 pm
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Ruth Goodman. She's a bit leathery, but she's obviously game for anything.
>> No. 34828 Anonymous
2nd December 2014
Tuesday 10:49 pm
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I adore her. Perfect woman. Clever and game, everything you want in a bird.
>> No. 34829 Anonymous
2nd December 2014
Tuesday 11:21 pm
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>>34828
She has a face like a carrier bag.
>> No. 34830 Anonymous
3rd December 2014
Wednesday 12:01 am
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Les Dennis has let himself go.
>> No. 34831 Anonymous
3rd December 2014
Wednesday 12:16 pm
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>>34826
>>34829

It's all about her daughter Eve.
>> No. 34832 Anonymous
3rd December 2014
Wednesday 2:05 pm
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Phwooar I'd martha her harbour IYKWIM
>> No. 34833 Anonymous
4th December 2014
Thursday 3:25 pm
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Katherine Ryan, there is something odd about the size of her face vs the rest of her, have ben told by a few that she is as ugly as sin. Their loss. And she is, unusually for a lady comedian, actually funny.
>> No. 34834 Anonymous
4th December 2014
Thursday 3:35 pm
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>And she is, unusually for a lady comedian, actually funny.

She is the antithesis of humour. I can't stand her on panel shows, none of her anecdotes or comments are relevant or nearly as amusing as (often female) other panelists, and she's just so damned American in her entire demeanor. Which is especially upsetting for a Canadian. A hate-fuck for sure.
>> No. 34835 Anonymous
4th December 2014
Thursday 6:37 pm
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>other panelists

Don't judge comedians by how they perform on panel shows, it's like deciding you feel about dolphins after seeing one that's been washed up on a beach for three weeks.
>> No. 34836 Anonymous
4th December 2014
Thursday 7:24 pm
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Caitlin Moran, right in the gob.
>> No. 34837 Anonymous
4th December 2014
Thursday 7:30 pm
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This, alot, with not much guilt, I was going to post her but thought I'd check the thread first. I want her to wank me off while enthusing over some obscure point of french aristocratic tradition.
>> No. 34838 Anonymous
4th December 2014
Thursday 11:31 pm
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>>33769

Thirded, and looking at that picture I've just realised my current ladyfriend does bear quite a bit of a resemblance.

Shame she's thick as golden syrup, instead of a filthy history geek who I could take to an English Heritage site and make her squirt all over some ancient Norman masonry.
>> No. 34839 Anonymous
4th December 2014
Thursday 11:34 pm
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>>34836

I don't understand how this one would be guilty for anyone. Have you read her books about rogering herself silly with her mum's hairbrush? Dirty cow.
>> No. 34840 Anonymous
5th December 2014
Friday 12:54 am
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That's unfair. I would, no guilt.

Hot and clever, what's not to love?
>> No. 34841 Anonymous
5th December 2014
Friday 12:55 am
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>>34839

I spent Christmas Eve 2011 doing that.

Sorry Mum, sorry God, sorry Santa.
>> No. 34842 Anonymous
5th December 2014
Friday 5:31 am
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>>34841
We don't need to know the intimates of your life, maroon, keep it to yourself luv.
>> No. 34843 Anonymous
5th December 2014
Friday 6:36 am
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There is something undeniably sexy about Moran and her adventurous teenage years.
>> No. 34844 Anonymous
5th December 2014
Friday 12:57 pm
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Maroon... Moran.... I smell something fishy here...
>> No. 34845 Anonymous
5th December 2014
Friday 1:36 pm
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My one problem with Moran, and the reason (beyond all the obvious ones of her not touching me) that I couldn't fuck her would be my in ability to suppress making a hoke about being shocked her pussy isn't behind a pay wall. She is the Times' whore for the lefty brigade, a sop to those who should hate the Murdoch Elite.

I am just really upset that I can't read her column anymore. I really liked it.
>> No. 34846 Anonymous
6th December 2014
Saturday 5:30 pm
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>"Put your clothes on Love"

I laughed. I'd support such a thread, Lord knows there's enough grotty-but-funny stuff out there to warrant it.

>>30458

Oh thank fuck it's not just me. I swear, I can't even watch an innocent children's animation anymore. Although I'm not sure the pictured fully counts as she just mostly reminds me of my first girlfriend.
>> No. 34847 Anonymous
6th December 2014
Saturday 9:08 pm
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>>34846

Well if you want to bring up animated characters.....
>> No. 34848 Anonymous
6th December 2014
Saturday 9:59 pm
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Please, just... don't ask...
>> No. 34849 Anonymous
6th December 2014
Saturday 10:24 pm
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No love for Miranda?
>> No. 34850 Anonymous
6th December 2014
Saturday 10:25 pm
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I bet her cunt is a foot wide.
>> No. 34851 Anonymous
7th December 2014
Sunday 12:53 am
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I had a thing for saggy baps when I was a teenlad
>> No. 34852 Anonymous
8th December 2014
Monday 1:08 am
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See them maracas right.....
>> No. 34853 Anonymous
8th December 2014
Monday 2:41 pm
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I'd cream Deborah's doughnut
>> No. 34854 Anonymous
9th December 2014
Tuesday 3:06 pm
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>>34850
That would explain her complete lack of humour. Can't be comfortable.
>> No. 34855 Anonymous
9th December 2014
Tuesday 9:58 pm
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>>34854
You know, I've never liked her on the telly but the Mrs does. Because of this her book is on her ereader thingummy, it's called Is It Just Me. I saw this in the files and started slagging her off for being an unfunny cunt, then realised that I'm not allowed to say something is shit until I've read it.

It's actually quite good. Far more entertaining than anything I've ever seen her in on TV. She lets far more of her lunacy out to be seen and it did give me a few genuine laughs.
>> No. 34945 Anonymous
30th December 2014
Tuesday 8:21 am
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Every. Bloody. Morning.
>> No. 34949 Anonymous
4th January 2015
Sunday 11:50 pm
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god no she makes me want to vomit
>> No. 34952 Anonymous
6th January 2015
Tuesday 2:14 am
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I have a massive crush on Alice from Luther (aka Ruth Wilson). I kind of like women who look like they'd kill you if you turned your back for 10 seconds. Also, her funny mouth is oddly endearing.
>> No. 34953 Anonymous
6th January 2015
Tuesday 2:35 am
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>>34952

Does that really count as a guilty would? Alice Morgan is objectively the sexiest thing in the history of sexy things.
>> No. 34954 Anonymous
6th January 2015
Tuesday 1:36 pm
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Surely not. And her mouth is far from "funny" - it just looks like her lips would make the most perfect seal around the end of one's knob. Look at the top one, just jutting out a bit over the bellend. Perfect.
>> No. 34955 Anonymous
8th January 2015
Thursday 11:53 am
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You're hardly guilty of anything. A classic milf with great breasts and a seemingly game for it demeanour.
>> No. 34956 Anonymous
8th January 2015
Thursday 9:15 pm
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Barely even guilty...
>> No. 34957 Anonymous
8th January 2015
Thursday 9:21 pm
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No no no.

The only place that any self-respecting member of this community should be posting Mensch is the hate-fuck thread.
>> No. 34958 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 5:10 am
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Go on, go on, go on, go on she says as I smash her back doors in
>> No. 34959 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 7:05 am
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>> No. 34960 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 8:55 am
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>>34959

I'd Philomena her Cunk.
>> No. 34961 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 12:17 pm
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>>34960

I'd show her a moment of wonder.
>> No. 34962 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 12:44 pm
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>>34959

I'd Cunk her Philomena, even.
>> No. 34963 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 1:58 pm
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I want her to sit on my face until I suffocate, my puny body twitching beneath her immense arse.
>> No. 34964 Anonymous
10th January 2015
Saturday 2:35 am
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>>34963

She looks like a thin woman who's been photoshopped.
>> No. 34965 Anonymous
10th January 2015
Saturday 3:16 am
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>>34959
Ms Cunk is fucking lovely
>> No. 34966 Anonymous
10th January 2015
Saturday 12:16 pm
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>>34965
Not even vaguely guilty.
>> No. 34967 Anonymous
10th January 2015
Saturday 12:43 pm
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>>34964

THE DREAM.
>> No. 34972 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 1:22 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/v/6fgWEi2ps_g&start=1500

Sue Perkins might be bi. Deep joy.
>> No. 34973 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 4:20 pm
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Oh god. I had a lecturer once who looked like her, who dropped hints about me meeting her for a coffee outside class to "discuss the course". Funny she only seemed to ask me. Maybe it's because I was a mature student.

I don't think there's enough beer in the world to get me to fuck Sue Perkins, or anyone who looks like her.
>> No. 34974 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 6:41 pm
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>>34973

>I had a lecturer once who looked like her

Have you got her phone number? Asking for a friend.
>> No. 34975 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 7:31 pm
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>>34973

I'm his (>>34974) friend, you can give it to me directly.
>> No. 34976 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 7:45 pm
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>>34975

I'll fight you for it.

https://www.youtube.com/v/Uloi6EH96Sc
>> No. 34977 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 8:43 pm
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>>34976

You'll lose. I do ten push ups a night, bitch.
>> No. 34978 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 9:07 pm
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>>34977

Oh yeah? Well I do boxercise and aquarobics. My mum says I'm dead hard.
>> No. 34983 Anonymous
15th January 2015
Thursday 3:09 pm
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>>34973
I also had a tutor at uni who looked vaguely like Sue Perkins, she had a similar set of mannerisms and sense of humour.
I would shag Sue Perkins to within an inch of her life as Victoria Coren-Mitchell watched on.
>> No. 34987 Anonymous
15th January 2015
Thursday 6:25 pm
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>>34983

>coren-mitchell

Thing I don't get about this double barrel surnames is, what if they meet with someone else who has a double barrel surname and decide to do the same thing? Three generations later will we end up with people having 12 hyphenated last names, spelling out the entire family tree? It's madness.

I should ask the daft socialist fisher girl at work about it. She once brought the subject up in a meeting about simplifying user logins for web accounts by disqualifying special characters, because according to her some people can get really offended by it if they are fisherfolk, and we should take that into account. She was greeted by unanimous blank stares that seemed to say "why the fuck do you even work here again".

Apologies for going a bit /101/, anyway. Just one of those things that seems like people haven't really thought through.
>> No. 34988 Anonymous
15th January 2015
Thursday 6:34 pm
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>>34978

You can make up as many words as you like, m8, I'm still gonna beat you up.

>>34987

If they carry it on long enough they can just start abbreviating them into brand new words.

And can we not repeat everything we hear on RHLSTP? It's not that I don't like it, it's just I only visit about 3 web pages and I don't want them all to look the same. Buy a badge you tight bastards.
>> No. 34990 Anonymous
15th January 2015
Thursday 6:58 pm
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>>34988
Sorry to continue the RHLSTP wanking, that yougov lark is totally contradictory to the essence of /pol/.
>> No. 34991 Anonymous
15th January 2015
Thursday 7:18 pm
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>>34987

>a meeting about simplifying user logins for web accounts by disqualifying special characters

You and your company are a disgrace to our profession. I had to change my birth name, a name that has been in my family since time immemorial, because so many computer systems were either mangling it beyond recognition or rejecting it outright.

>Transaction failed: Your registered name does not match the name on your payment method

Well of course it doesn't, because your shitty developers don't know how to handle unicode, you complete set of dickheads. We've only been in the EEC for fifty six bloody years, so I can see why you haven't got around to figuring this stuff out. All sorts of languages use all sorts of diacritic marks and non-ASCII letters. Spanish people often have multiple first and second names. Fucking sort it out.

http://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/
>> No. 35066 Anonymous
12th February 2015
Thursday 8:37 am
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>... who I could take to an English Heritage site and make her squirt all over some ancient Norman masonry.

Never, ever change, .gs.
>> No. 35067 Anonymous
13th February 2015
Friday 3:45 pm
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>>34833
She's the family guy of comedians
>> No. 35068 Anonymous
13th February 2015
Friday 4:10 pm
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>>35067

But she's funny.
>> No. 35069 Anonymous
13th February 2015
Friday 5:55 pm
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>>35068
I thought I recognised her face but couldn't place her so I watched this:

https://www.youtube.com/v/wU8sJXFXHCY

7 minutes of impressions of trashy American celebrities doesn't make me laugh. Can you post a video of hers that you think is funny?
>> No. 35071 Anonymous
14th February 2015
Saturday 12:52 pm
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>>35067

In what way?
>> No. 35072 Anonymous
14th February 2015
Saturday 2:09 pm
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>>35069

Well, she was really funny on RHLSTP and there definitely funny bits in that video, so suck my dick. And remember, my opinions > your opinions. It is known.

Also the way that audience applauds everything makes me want to gouge. I'm not sure who or what, but gouge I might.
>> No. 35089 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 12:15 pm
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Victoria Derbyshire. I have been told by others that she looks too masculine to be attractive, hence her inclusion. Not only would I enjoy giving her 100 a night, she is also genuinely funny on air when she needs to be.
>> No. 35090 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 12:18 pm
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>>35069
Hey embeds are working on mobile - all hail maroon
>> No. 35091 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 1:55 pm
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No idea why but I'd do things to this lass that'd get us both arrested in a lot of countries. I think she's final proof that the French concept of "Jolie Laide" also applies to women.
>> No. 35092 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 2:24 pm
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The epitome of the Marlow Milf. Entirely understandable.
>> No. 35093 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 2:27 pm
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>>35091

What's supposed to be guilty about her? She's very good looking.
>> No. 35094 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 3:11 pm
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>>35093

I perhaps chose a rather flattering and over-produced photo but I don't think she generally fits most people's idea of conventional attractiveness.
>> No. 35095 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 3:34 pm
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>>35094

I'm not sure if having small boobs and short hair counts as "guilty" though. I'm not even sure The Lady Everyone Calls La Roux has small boobs.
>> No. 35096 Anonymous
17th February 2015
Tuesday 4:19 pm
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>>35092
I feel the few people I associate with that base attractiveness on a scale of one to ten simply don't understand why anybody with less than model good looks is attractive. Having Vicky D as a guilty would is probably based unconsciously off of their unrealistic expectations rather than what I really don't feel that guilty about (until I mention it).

Now there is another lady on the BBC's payroll that isn't conventionally attractive that I would enjoy spending time with. See pic.
>> No. 35115 Anonymous
25th February 2015
Wednesday 11:54 am
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Ilana Glazer off of Broad City. She is a hot mess.

https://www.youtube.com/v/DFPLbe-4vAI&start=10
>> No. 35129 Anonymous
4th March 2015
Wednesday 8:06 pm
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She's 68 years old, she has had enough botox to kill a flock of horses, she looks like Dracula's bride, I suspect she might have done something terrible during the Yugoslav wars, but I would still drag my bollocks through a mile of broken glass just to lick her toilet seat.
>> No. 35136 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 4:50 pm
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I find her physically repulsive, but there's an endearing honesty and vulnerability about her. Underneath it all, she seems like a clever, sensitive woman.
>> No. 35137 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 4:57 pm
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>>35136

I was pretty much e-stalking Jodie Marsh for a bit, then I had a word with myself, but there is something unquantifiable endearing about her.

I'm not even straight, either. Vaginas repulse me, but I would probably fuck Jodie Marsh.
>> No. 35138 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 5:27 pm
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>>35137
>Vaginas repulse me, but I would probably fuck Jodie Marsh.

ladm8, these two statements are definitely related.
>> No. 35139 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 8:16 pm
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>>35136>>35137

You guys are weirdos. I feel the exact same way.
>> No. 35140 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 8:43 pm
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Jodie Marsh looks like the kind of woman whose vagina is so toxic that if you inserted your cock in it, it would just be melted away.
>> No. 35141 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 9:41 pm
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>>35140

I don't really want to fuck her, I just feel a bit paternal over her. I'd like to cook her dinner, take her on a long weekend to Bruges, sort out her tax returns, that kind of thing. Every time I see Jodie Marsh, I think to myself "that girl needs a nice cup of tea and a cuddle".
>> No. 35142 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 9:43 pm
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>>35141
I'm sure her millions of pounds provide some succour from being bereft of your warm embrace.
>> No. 35143 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 10:04 pm
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>>35142

I don't think he was presenting a choice between his hugs and her riches, miserablecuntlad.
>> No. 35144 Anonymous
15th March 2015
Sunday 10:23 pm
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>>35143
Yeah but I was.
>> No. 35148 Anonymous
25th March 2015
Wednesday 11:14 am
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Ruth Davidson, leader of the Jock Tory Party. She fits the bill of the tomboy and is mysteriously cute. Bet she's quite kinky in the sack too.
>> No. 35150 Anonymous
26th March 2015
Thursday 7:21 am
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>>35148

There's always some slag who looks like her who works at the Job Centre. Not for me, but 'horses for courses'.
>> No. 35151 Anonymous
26th March 2015
Thursday 9:58 am
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>>35150
Shouldn't that be "courses for horses"?
>> No. 35152 Anonymous
26th March 2015
Thursday 1:21 pm
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>>35148

Oh, why are the handsome women always gay? Woe is me.
>> No. 35153 Anonymous
26th March 2015
Thursday 3:18 pm
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>>35152
That has just ruined my afternoon :-(
>> No. 35161 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 3:51 am
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>> No. 35162 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 11:37 am
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>>35161

Guilty's not usually interpreted as a plea.
>> No. 35163 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 12:29 pm
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>>35161

Mate, that's more than guilty. That's shameful.
>> No. 35164 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 1:25 pm
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>>35161

Well, I'm glad it wasn't me who posted it. Thanks for taking the bullet for us all there lad.
>> No. 35165 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 2:23 pm
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>>35162

They're all legal although that doesn't make be feel any less of a creep.
>> No. 35167 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 2:42 pm
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>>35165

22, 19 and 18 respectively. Them filthy tv producers don't even let kids be kids no more. Sick.
>> No. 35168 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 8:05 pm
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Something about her weird alien face and her massive body get me going.
>> No. 35169 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 9:01 pm
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>>35168

Alright, everybody go home, this thread is over.
>> No. 35170 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 10:00 pm
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>>35169
I am home.
>> No. 35171 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 10:04 pm
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>>35168
Tell me, how do you feel about this picture?
>> No. 35172 Anonymous
7th April 2015
Tuesday 11:52 pm
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>>35169
You're right. I don't want this to go any further. >>35168 has won the thread.
>> No. 35173 Anonymous
8th April 2015
Wednesday 2:02 pm
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>>35172

It's not a competition, you berks. Someone will be along with a picture of Hermione in the Prisoner of Azkaban in a minute.

She was legal by then... right?
>> No. 35174 Anonymous
8th April 2015
Wednesday 4:08 pm
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>>35173

Nope, she was 14. I'd still "wait until she's legal" with her.
>> No. 35175 Anonymous
9th April 2015
Thursday 10:24 am
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>> No. 35176 Anonymous
9th April 2015
Thursday 4:42 pm
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>>35173
I wanted to do the sex with her back then, she were proper fit like

TBF I was about 12 at the time so it's ok
>> No. 35180 Anonymous
9th April 2015
Thursday 11:41 pm
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So she is 15 in the show.

Not sure if guilty since the actress is clearly like 25.
>> No. 35192 Anonymous
21st April 2015
Tuesday 4:05 pm
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>>35161


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCuM0gYmaL0?start=868

"I'll be in my bunk" jokes are left as an exercise for the reader.
>> No. 35193 Anonymous
21st April 2015
Tuesday 4:35 pm
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>>30735


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWIKbaydkkk
>> No. 35194 Anonymous
24th April 2015
Friday 2:17 pm
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>> No. 35195 Anonymous
25th April 2015
Saturday 2:02 pm
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>>35194
No one is going to comment on this picture of Anne Widdecombe as a student then?
>> No. 35196 Anonymous
26th April 2015
Sunday 11:58 pm
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>>35195

It's too late to pound that minge, lad. Best not to think about it.
>> No. 35199 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 6:54 am
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This picture came up on the pub quiz. I thank you for the point, gs.
>> No. 35200 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 3:17 pm
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>> No. 35201 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 3:33 pm
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>>35200

>implying you thought of this first.
>> No. 35202 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 3:39 pm
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>>35201

You probably don't want to be doing that sort of thing.
>> No. 35203 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 3:40 pm
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>>35202

We had a memefrogs up for most of the day yesterday, clearly it's fine.
>> No. 35204 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 3:48 pm
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>>35203

I regret trying to help you.
>> No. 35205 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 4:00 pm
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>>35204

Help me? Clearly it's fine!
>> No. 35206 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 4:34 pm
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>>35200

Just noticed that she's reading Chomsky. Put me right off.
>> No. 35207 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 5:52 pm
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>> No. 35208 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 6:04 pm
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>>35207

The only guilt inducing thing about her is the year of birth we share, and the accomplishments we don't.

Sageru for sad Saturday posting.
>> No. 35209 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 6:38 pm
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>>35207
She is attractive enough, but has the voice of a bloke.
>> No. 35210 Anonymous
9th May 2015
Saturday 6:44 pm
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>>35209

Hard paper round.
>> No. 35212 Anonymous
12th May 2015
Tuesday 6:53 am
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>>35194

Helena Bonham Carter?
>> No. 35213 Anonymous
12th May 2015
Tuesday 8:29 am
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That can't be a genuine question? Her identity was revealed in the very next post.
>> No. 35258 Anonymous
22nd May 2015
Friday 8:18 pm
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>> No. 35259 Anonymous
23rd May 2015
Saturday 2:15 pm
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id piss in her arse http://bit.ly/1FuKQXO
>> No. 35260 Anonymous
23rd May 2015
Saturday 2:17 pm
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id piss in her arse >>35258">http://bit.ly/1FuKQXO>>35258
>> No. 35262 Anonymous
23rd May 2015
Saturday 2:28 pm
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>>35260
Bloody hell. The absence of a proper parser is worse than I thought.
>> No. 35278 Anonymous
28th May 2015
Thursday 2:58 am
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>>35258
Jesus christ.
>> No. 35279 Anonymous
28th May 2015
Thursday 12:15 pm
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>>35258
>> No. 35280 Anonymous
28th May 2015
Thursday 5:48 pm
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>>35258
Never thought I'd see Gail from Corrie's tits.

Anyone know the best way to forget the last 30 seconds of your life?
>> No. 35281 Anonymous
28th May 2015
Thursday 7:16 pm
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>>35280

Easy. Just chant 'geriatric skin flaps' until you go cross eyed.
>> No. 39733 Anonymous
20th July 2015
Monday 5:34 pm
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Mimi Rogers, anyone?
>> No. 39734 Anonymous
20th July 2015
Monday 7:21 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nk9vSx7nE0

I'm ashamed to say I've had a few wanks to this scenario. I need to get out more.

>>35259
I've always had the suspicion that her appearance is deliberately done up to look like a tenerife holiday rep. Every now and then she will say something on the show that is quick and seems pretty intelligent but then she slips back into asking air-headed questions.

Its the Gogglebox conspiracy.
>> No. 39800 Anonymous
27th August 2015
Thursday 2:24 pm
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>> No. 39801 Anonymous
29th August 2015
Saturday 2:17 am
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>>39800
Oops, forgot my image.
>> No. 39802 Anonymous
30th August 2015
Sunday 12:48 am
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>>39801
We didn't miss it the first time.
>> No. 39803 Anonymous
30th August 2015
Sunday 12:35 pm
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>>39802
I'm glad to hear it!
>> No. 39804 Anonymous
14th September 2015
Monday 2:02 pm
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I would ruin her. Post ITT because she's chavvy and that ruins it for some
>> No. 39805 Anonymous
14th September 2015
Monday 2:32 pm
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>>39804

Fuck me, it really is still 2009 here.
>> No. 39806 Anonymous
17th September 2015
Thursday 6:30 pm
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Can't believe no-one has said Yolandi Visser.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ
>> No. 39807 Anonymous
17th September 2015
Thursday 7:48 pm
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>>39806
Guilty?
>> No. 39808 Anonymous
18th September 2015
Friday 1:56 pm
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All this talk of the Secretary of State for International Development made me realise that I would bonk Justine Greening harder than I would any ordinary woman.

What is it about women in power lads?
>> No. 39809 Anonymous
18th September 2015
Friday 3:06 pm
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>>39808

I'm not sure International Development have much power, mate.
>> No. 39885 Anonymous
1st October 2015
Thursday 11:04 pm
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Not even joking, I would hit that all night long.
>> No. 39886 Anonymous
2nd October 2015
Friday 6:33 pm
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Paige from WWE.
>> No. 39887 Anonymous
2nd October 2015
Friday 6:42 pm
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>>39886

This is a guilty would thread, m8. You're going to have to qualify this, as it doesn't seem like it would come with much guilt unless she's your sister or something.
>> No. 39888 Anonymous
2nd October 2015
Friday 9:26 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFPov_63e1E

Not sure if I feel guilty, or if I feel guilty about feeling guilty.
>> No. 39889 Anonymous
2nd October 2015
Friday 10:13 pm
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Some teenage yearnings will never dull, perhaps now just sympathy over having a slightly wonky eye.

>>39888
She's obviously had a few tins. Irresponsibility in the kitchen doesn't end well in the dungeon.
>> No. 39890 Anonymous
2nd October 2015
Friday 11:03 pm
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>>39889

Don't you mean empathy?
>> No. 39891 Anonymous
3rd October 2015
Saturday 2:06 am
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>>39887
She's eating cake off the floor. Hardly a 'bring home to meet the parents type' at least.
>> No. 39892 Anonymous
3rd October 2015
Saturday 5:30 am
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>>39891
Get a load of Prince fucking Andrew over here.
>> No. 39893 Anonymous
3rd October 2015
Saturday 9:15 am
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>>39892

>Get a load of Prince fucking Andrew over here.

Also she is over-age.
>> No. 39894 Anonymous
3rd October 2015
Saturday 10:15 am
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>>39893

Oh yes?
>> No. 39895 Anonymous
3rd October 2015
Saturday 10:54 am
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>>39894

Consider your audience.
>> No. 39896 Anonymous
3rd October 2015
Saturday 11:20 am
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>>39895

Sorry chaps.
>> No. 39897 Anonymous
4th October 2015
Sunday 12:17 am
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Grace Jones.
>> No. 39926 Anonymous
14th October 2015
Wednesday 1:20 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyD5WkurrCk

Genuine guilt.
>> No. 39927 Anonymous
14th October 2015
Wednesday 9:30 pm
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>>39897
You're absolved lad, I also studied those pictures for some time and decided I would.
>> No. 39928 Anonymous
14th October 2015
Wednesday 9:31 pm
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So glad she didn't win to be honest. Would definitely have had to join the Labour party.
>> No. 39935 Anonymous
18th October 2015
Sunday 12:57 am
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>>39928
she'd get it, no doubt about that.
>> No. 39936 Anonymous
18th October 2015
Sunday 1:22 am
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>>39935
I really fancy her and would cast my vote for the local Labour candidate because of it. I am that shallow as a man and a tactical swing voter. I don't know why the pollsters bother.
>> No. 39942 Anonymous
23rd October 2015
Friday 12:22 pm
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Kim Deal from the Pixies/Breeders. When she was younger at least. She's a bit tomboyish, but there's something quite wholesome about her.
>> No. 39943 Anonymous
23rd October 2015
Friday 12:53 pm
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No Allegra??
>> No. 39944 Anonymous
23rd October 2015
Friday 6:11 pm
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>>39942
Met her when I was 20, a long time ago when she was super attractive and have always remembered her - she was fun and flirty and I was just too starstruck to join her at the pool table like she asked after her soundcheck. Sage as no-one will believe this.
>> No. 39945 Anonymous
23rd October 2015
Friday 7:13 pm
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>>39944

Nobody would believe that I fingered Laurie when I was a teenlad either.
>> No. 39946 Anonymous
23rd October 2015
Friday 8:22 pm
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>>39945
Oh Owen.
>> No. 39947 Anonymous
23rd October 2015
Friday 9:03 pm
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>>39943

See >>35152
>> No. 39966 Anonymous
5th November 2015
Thursday 4:52 pm
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>>39942

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd34UjP6Q3Y

I fell in love with Kim Deal whilst watching this performance a while ago. How can you not? Just look at her smile whilst she's singing about big black cock. Can you imagine being so fine in your art that you're performing in front of thousands in a foreign country whilst being a 20something? She won't ever get back to being that brilliant, not ever in her life and nothing will ever stop her in that moment.
>> No. 39967 Anonymous
5th November 2015
Thursday 9:10 pm
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>>39966
Is that what that song is about?
>> No. 39969 Anonymous
5th November 2015
Thursday 9:46 pm
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Yeah.

According to Deal, the main inspiration for the song was the film Crimes of the Heart, in which a white married woman falls in love with a black teenager and the song "Gigantic" is credited to Mrs John Murphy (Kim Deal's pseudonym at the time of Come On Pilgrim and Surfer Rosa as an ironic feminist joke).
The song's voyeuristic lyrics mostly revolve around a woman's observation of an attractive black man making love to another woman, culminating in the oddly light-hearted but sexual chorus: "Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic / A big, big love". Francis later commented on the title of the song and the chorus (in the music magazine SELECT), saying

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantic_(song)
>> No. 39970 Anonymous
6th November 2015
Friday 1:34 am
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>>39947

I wish to apologise for this comment. It appears that Jack Monroe now identifies as trans, so my characterisation of Allegra McEvedy as a lesbian is both inaccurate and bigoted.

I'd still give my left nut to watch them lez off.
>> No. 39971 Anonymous
6th November 2015
Friday 2:54 am
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I've been close to admitting this before in public but always hesitated and no I don't just mean when she was a bit younger. Incidentally, NSA operative can you please not tell anyone.

>>39942
>She's a bit tomboyish

If that is going to be a qualifier then I'm going to have to include every girl I've ever fancied.
>> No. 39974 Anonymous
6th November 2015
Friday 12:40 pm
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>>39944

How old was she at the time?
>> No. 39983 Anonymous
12th November 2015
Thursday 12:06 pm
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I'd let her ride my broom IYKWIM even if the investigative journalists would never forget it.

She has had affairs in the past, she probably doesn't get much chances for cock these days and I'm better looking than her husband. Do you think I should start trying to edge my way in there?
>> No. 39984 Anonymous
12th November 2015
Thursday 12:34 pm
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>>39983
Phwoar I'd hack her mailbox IYKWIM.
>> No. 39985 Anonymous
12th November 2015
Thursday 10:43 pm
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>>39983
Oh god I fancy her. No guilt.
>> No. 39986 Anonymous
12th November 2015
Thursday 10:57 pm
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>>39983

Are you one of the Ed Winchesters who might cross paths with her?
>> No. 40015 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 9:05 pm
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>>39888

So frustrating; I really want to help her.
>> No. 40086 Anonymous
13th January 2016
Wednesday 12:50 pm
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Lucy Powell looked like quite a guilty would on PMQs today.
>> No. 40087 Anonymous
13th January 2016
Wednesday 6:56 pm
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I don't know why...

But I would fuck the shit out of her.
>> No. 40088 Anonymous
14th January 2016
Thursday 11:56 pm
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>>39928
We need more Liz.
>> No. 40089 Anonymous
15th January 2016
Friday 11:10 am
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>>40088
Lads we've had our disagreements but I think Liz represents a politician we'd all like to get behind IYKWIM.
>> No. 40090 Anonymous
16th January 2016
Saturday 12:56 am
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21 years older than me but her shows always leave me lusting.
She has a cute voice too.
>> No. 40091 Anonymous
16th January 2016
Saturday 8:58 am
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>>40090
You're using a very loose definition of guilty would here. If I so much as got a flirtatious smile from Lucy Worsley I would be shouting it to the world.
>> No. 40095 Anonymous
27th January 2016
Wednesday 3:00 pm
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>> No. 40098 Anonymous
3rd February 2016
Wednesday 9:22 pm
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(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 40099 Anonymous ## Mod ##
3rd February 2016
Wednesday 9:43 pm
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>>40098
Ban reason: This is the "guilty would" thread.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 40100 Anonymous
3rd February 2016
Wednesday 9:51 pm
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>>40099

How closely does she resemble Purpz? Because I'm assuming very.
>> No. 40102 Anonymous
3rd February 2016
Wednesday 10:09 pm
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>>40100
Oh god that might be the most hurtful post I've ever read on my own site. You fucking bastard. NOT EVEN MY TYPE M8.
>> No. 40106 Anonymous
4th February 2016
Thursday 12:12 am
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>>40099

Is that statement implying 'no guilt and would' or ' definitely wouldn't'? I just can't tell.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 40107 Anonymous
4th February 2016
Thursday 12:22 am
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>>40099

I don't get it. Must be mod "humour".
>> No. 40108 Anonymous
4th February 2016
Thursday 12:26 am
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>>40106
No guilt and would. Are you a eunuch that you can't tell?
>> No. 40109 Anonymous
4th February 2016
Thursday 8:27 pm
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>>40099

for some reason i anticipated a ban for that one, thanks for making it a short one

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 40110 Anonymous
4th February 2016
Thursday 8:46 pm
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>>40108
He probably has an ounce of self respect.
>> No. 40111 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 1:54 pm
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>>40102

Well I thought she was very pretty.

I <3 purple.
>> No. 40112 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 2:28 pm
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>>40108
So basically the lad who posted it thought she was unconventionally attractive, but the mods think she's actually really attractive, and because attractiveness is objective he must have been posting in this thread, what, with malicious intent? Can't say I entirely understand but OK.
>> No. 40113 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 2:53 pm
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She has a chip implanted in her hand with access codes to some game or other apparently. That is genuinely unattractive to me as I have never enjoyed gaming or the company of people who do like it, I haven't followed this tedious controversy where she was apparently subjected to predictable sexism. It tickles me how gamers think it is the biggest news in the world and no one else gives a fuck.

Fat middle aged Kim Wilde. Now we're talking.
>> No. 40114 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 3:46 pm
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>>40112

>the mods

Whoever it was that banned it could have been doing so for a number of reasons unrelated to the topic at hand, like being pissed as a fart and thinking it was funny. We don't convene a Kingsmoot to discuss bans or, for that matter, are a Hivemind. We only ever go to war together, we're lone agents the rest of the time and we frequently ban each other for good measure.

The mods aren't "The Man" if that is what you think. There is no "mod humour" or "mod consensus" there are the rules and each moderators interpretation of them. We all browse and post on the same boards you do, share the same opinions as you do, argue with you and act like cunts with you, only difference being we get the fun job of deleting CP spam.

If you want to pillory the moderating staff further, take it to /shed/. The next post in this thread that isn't a guilty would (*cough*which is an entirely subjective POV*cough*) will be purged.
>> No. 40115 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 4:21 pm
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>>40113
What are "access codes" and why would anyone have a chip of them implanted in their hand? I don't think I understand.
>> No. 40116 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 5:39 pm
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>>40115

What she actually has is a programmable NFC chip implanted in her hand. It works just the same as any NFC tag - the 'access code' she first programmed it with was a download code for the game Deus Ex.

It's literally just a wireless data chip under her skin. The only real reason to do it at this point is basically the same reason you'd pierce your nose or dye your hair - because you think it's cool or interesting. I'd be inclined to agree.
>> No. 40117 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 7:01 pm
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>>40113

Any more pics?

I remember pulling/being pulled by a woman like that as an undergrad. One of the most eye opening one night stands ever.
>> No. 40118 Anonymous
5th February 2016
Friday 10:50 pm
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I just realised who she is after a quick reverse image search. I first thought it was pornstar Proxy Paige when she had red/ orange hair. I'll link this pic of her, because it's very NSFW even for /x/. http://i.imgur.com/FybMx2S.jpg
>> No. 40120 Anonymous
6th February 2016
Saturday 10:42 pm
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I know Jessica Hynes isn't much of a guilty would but I definitely started to fancy her when she was playing Cheryl on Royle Family. Bit of bad casting if you ask me, they're all ripping into her but I'm just thinking about pissing in her arse.

Its a shame the poor aren't more like the sort you see on television.
>> No. 40199 Anonymous
9th May 2016
Monday 6:28 pm
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>Its a shame the poor aren't more like the sort you see on television.

You mean, wealthy people in disguise?
>> No. 40265 Anonymous
28th May 2016
Saturday 9:52 pm
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Anna Ptaszynski off of the QI Elves. She looks like a sixth-form boy who is a bit too enthusiastic about classic rock. And also a bit like my cousin Harriet.
>> No. 40266 Anonymous
29th May 2016
Sunday 1:50 am
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>>40265
Can't argue with that m8. Bookish birds are the thinking mans blond bombshells.

Just look at her. I bet she plays on a womens five-a-side team at the weekends or possibly even cricket. Filth.
>> No. 40267 Anonymous
1st June 2016
Wednesday 2:32 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lz6k5Zg2wA
>> No. 40361 Anonymous
29th December 2016
Thursday 2:11 am
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>>40120
I saw a round up of people who died this year and I think I missed Caroline Aherne. Guilty would going way back. She always liked a choker and teenage me was a sucker for that.
>> No. 40364 Anonymous
30th December 2016
Friday 6:24 am
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Diane Morgan, but only in character as Philomena Cunk. I find stupidity repellent, but pretend stupidity gives me the horn.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5-5cpdAvB8
>> No. 40365 Anonymous
30th December 2016
Friday 12:36 pm
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>>40364
She is gorgeous in a certain way but you know she would ask you something like "What is sex and why are you very good at it?" while looking at you with her serious thinking face.
>> No. 40369 Anonymous
19th January 2017
Thursday 11:12 pm
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>>40364 Would.
>> No. 40370 Anonymous
20th January 2017
Friday 1:28 am
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>>40361

There's free uck all guilt to be had if you'd fuck Caroline aherne. She's lovely.
>> No. 40371 Anonymous
27th January 2017
Friday 10:32 pm
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Seems most people's idea of 'Guilty Would' is basically any woman who doesn't look like a fucking supermodel.

I'm not even a tiny bit guilty about this, I'd smash her all over the gaff and tell the whole world I did it, I reckon a lot of you won't agree with her though.
>> No. 40372 Anonymous
27th January 2017
Friday 10:54 pm
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>>40371

See >>40087
>> No. 40373 Anonymous
27th January 2017
Friday 11:02 pm
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>>40372
Not sure how I missed that. OK, here's another suggestion.

>I'm not even a tiny bit guilty about this, I'd smash her all over the gaff and tell the whole world I did it, I reckon a lot of you won't agree with her though.

Pretty much the same applies here.
>> No. 40386 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 3:34 pm
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I've been having recurring sex dreams about Theresa May.
>> No. 40387 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 4:57 pm
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>>40386
the fuck is wrong with you
>> No. 40388 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 8:12 pm
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Bianca from that there Eastenders. I really can't quite put my finger on it, but I'd love to have a go.
>> No. 40389 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 8:25 pm
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>>40386
She certainly looks better now she's aged considerably.
>> No. 40391 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 9:10 pm
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>>40389

The 90's was not a good time for hair, I don't know what people were thinking.
>> No. 40394 Anonymous
27th March 2017
Monday 9:41 pm
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>>40391
At the time though, we thought that looked really really cool.
>> No. 40396 Anonymous
28th March 2017
Tuesday 12:30 am
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>>40388
I bet she has a stubbly top lip.
>> No. 40410 Anonymous
18th May 2017
Thursday 10:10 pm
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Marcia Clark; I find confidence sexy.
>> No. 40419 Anonymous
7th July 2017
Friday 6:46 pm
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I know she's already here, but here's another pic of Baroness Warsi.
>> No. 40420 Anonymous
7th July 2017
Friday 7:58 pm
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>>40419

She has a cracking pair of norks and I bet she goes like the clappers, but the shame would be absolutely boundless.
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7th July 2017
Friday 8:20 pm
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I'll add another political one - Angela Rayner. She's one of those women who I can't figure out if she's really thick or really quite smart, and equally is she too fat, or is she just right? She's really hard to figure out, and I'd probably feel shame the morning after when I realise she's twice the size I remember from the night before.
>> No. 40422 Anonymous
19th July 2017
Wednesday 3:39 pm
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Does it count if you'd do a woman who's now quite old who was gorgeous when they were younger? I mean, age is a bit of a no-no for some, but I'd still love to boink Martha Argerich. She was stunning in her 20s.
>> No. 40424 Anonymous
19th July 2017
Wednesday 6:59 pm
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>>40422

76 is pushing it.

I would absolutely ruin Evelyn Glennie, no question.

I just spend a good five minutes trying and failing to think of a percussion-related double entendre. What the fuck am I doing with my life?
>> No. 40425 Anonymous
19th July 2017
Wednesday 7:32 pm
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>>40424
She looks like your mates mum who you fancied. Does that really count?
>> No. 40426 Anonymous
19th July 2017
Wednesday 11:18 pm
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>>40424
Definitely would. Older women kind of rule, actually.
>> No. 40427 Anonymous
19th July 2017
Wednesday 11:59 pm
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>>40426

Yeah, they're like, totally bodacious, man.
>> No. 40429 Anonymous
17th September 2017
Sunday 1:14 pm
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Christ this board is dead isn't it.
>> No. 40430 Anonymous
17th September 2017
Sunday 1:17 pm
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>>40429
I did wonder why people stopped posting on /x/.
>> No. 40431 Anonymous
17th September 2017
Sunday 5:28 pm
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>>40430
Sorry lads, I started working 13-14 hours a day and just didn't have the energy to keep dumping every night.
>> No. 40432 Anonymous
17th September 2017
Sunday 6:21 pm
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>>40431
What do you do?
>> No. 40433 Anonymous
17th September 2017
Sunday 8:38 pm
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It's just the ubiquity of wank material online that makes /x/ somewhat redundant. Type in a random woman's name to your preferred search engine and you'll probably find an acceptably horny Instagram, and you can get women with their baps out being posted during half time on /sp/ match day threads at the Other Place. I think that's why this thread in particular is the only /x/ thread to get posted in with any regularity, because it's filling a niche, if you'll pardon the implication.
>> No. 40434 Anonymous
17th September 2017
Sunday 8:58 pm
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>>40433
Not just material but videos in particular. Why bother with stills when there are so many films out there?
>> No. 40453 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 10:56 am
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Rebecca Keatley from Cbeebies.

if I have to sit and watch another fucking episode of Go-Jetters then at least they give me something good to look at between.
>> No. 40454 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 11:59 am
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>>40453

I'm not seeing the guilt.
>> No. 40455 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 12:36 pm
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>>40453
She looks about 12 going on 40
>> No. 40456 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 1:42 pm
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>>40455

She looks like a normal adult woman when she's not dressed in pastels and doing mad kids TV gurning.
>> No. 40457 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 7:13 pm
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>>40434

I like a still image, dunno' why undiagnosed psychopathy?, but there are just as many of those out there.
>> No. 40458 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 7:41 pm
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>>40457
How are still images and psychopathy related?
>> No. 40459 Anonymous
17th October 2017
Tuesday 8:19 pm
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>>40458

It just occured to me that it's more like the subject is unconscious or dead before I hit "submit". That's not why I like it, but it could have been...
>> No. 40460 Anonymous
18th October 2017
Wednesday 6:41 am
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Kristen Schaal and Isy Suttie.
It's my ideal celebrity threesome. Reasonably normal looking girls but there's something about them...
>> No. 40497 Anonymous
7th November 2017
Tuesday 3:23 pm
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Any of the three, really. But the blonde one especially.
>> No. 40500 Anonymous
16th November 2017
Thursday 6:24 am
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>>23810
I don't know what the fuck half of you are talking about, half of these girls look perfectly acceptable to me.
>> No. 40502 Anonymous
17th November 2017
Friday 10:52 pm
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I don't want to be this guy but this isn't really the kind of thing we post here, lad, guilty or not..

It's funny to think, actually. This whole thread is 'guild would's, an aside to cultural ideals of beauty and all that. yet here I am telling someone to adhere to a subculture, in the face of the spirit of the thread.

How do we reconcile the culture of britfa.gs (and beyond) with our individual identities? Where does the influence of the individual end?
>> No. 40503 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 1:56 am
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>>40502

Sometimes I wonder if the only real rule here is no posting of Japanese cartoons, it seems like the only thing that has been consistent over the years.
>> No. 40504 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 2:52 am
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>>40502
Jesus Christ, I need to start proof reading my posts.
>> No. 40505 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 3:23 am
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DAT BELLY.
>> No. 40506 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 3:52 am
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>>40503
Let's find out, shall we.
>> No. 40507 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 3:54 am
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Would you fuck a toaster?
>> No. 40508 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 5:57 am
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Phwoah!
>> No. 40509 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 8:21 am
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>> No. 40510 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 10:32 am
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>>40460
Something primal is going on with Kristen Schaal, there is nothing really there and lord knows she would get on your tits but I simply wouldn't be able to keep my hands off her. Maybe it's the jowls and her mannerisms. Like some long-forgotten nursery teacher whose the reason you ended up straight.

There is nothing reasonable about Isy Suttie. How dare you even suggest this, nothing but shameless greed on your part!

>>40508
I'd definitely fuck a sex doll if nobody would ever find out. I wonder if the body is actual enjoyable or if it just makes for a very awkward fleshlight.
>> No. 40511 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 11:08 am
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>>40510

> I'd definitely fuck a sex doll if nobody would ever find out. I wonder if the body is actual enjoyable or if it just makes for a very awkward fleshlight.

I have never understood the social prejudice against sex dolls, over other toys.
>> No. 40512 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 11:35 am
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>>40511

Same as all other social stigmas around male sexuality. It's one of the pillars holding up the world as we know it that men put such disproportionate amounts of their time and effort into simply obtaining wholesome, traditional sex.

I'm going to come off like one of those MRA nutters but I don't care because it's true and plain to see. There would be a demographic apocalypse if women lost their monopoly on pussy.
>> No. 40513 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 12:03 pm
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>> No. 40514 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 12:38 pm
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>>40510

Schaal just looks mental enough to be an incredible shag, but is also stable enough to thrive in her chosen field, so is much less likely to murder you in your sleep.
>> No. 40515 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 12:44 pm
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>>40510
She's just a shitty US knock-off of Dobby.
>> No. 40516 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 1:22 pm
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>>40511
>I'd definitely fuck a sex doll if nobody would ever find out.
That's the crux of it, though, isn't it? A full size sex doll would be a massive lump that's difficult to even move around, and you'd have to have a big enough house to hide the thing.

It'll be interesting to see how advances in natural language AI get added to them. They'll start talking, and responding to your thrusts etc. That's going to be pretty fucking weird.
>> No. 40517 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 1:51 pm
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>>40511
If I stuck googly eyes and leftover fabric on my hand in order to make a crude fuck-puppet people would look at me weirdly too. It's all in the personality attached to the object.

Would you fuck Sooty?

>>40516
>A full size sex doll would be a massive lump that's difficult to even move around

No change there then.
>> No. 40518 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 2:09 pm
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>>40511

There's a broader stigma about male sex toys. A woman with a vibrator is empowered, a man with a Fleshlight is a sad wanker. Women who stick things up their bum are game, men who stick things up their bum are probably a bit gay. Once you get into VR or sex doll territory, you might as well be Norman Bates.
>> No. 40519 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 2:12 pm
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>>40518

Incidentally, if you've got a decent smartphone, you should absolutely get one of those cheap VR headsets. It's next-level wanking. Pornhub have a whole VR category now.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Headsets-BlitzWolf-Virtual-Smartphone-Upgraded/dp/B01LYSKTN2/
https://www.pornhub.com/vr
>> No. 40521 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 2:24 pm
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>>40519
If you've got a decent smartphone you should buy the Gear VR.
>> No. 40522 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 2:53 pm
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>>40521

The Gear VR only works with Samsung Galaxy devices. Google Daydream is pretty much the gold standard for mobile VR at the moment, but it only works on a handful of phones. Any phone with a >5" 1080p display and a decent SoC will work fine for VR video using a generic headset, but an OLED display is preferable. Any of the cheap headsets will work fine as long as it's got an FoV of more than 100 degrees and adjustable diopter and IPD.

Oculus Go is due out in Q1 2018, which will probably be the best affordable VR solution.
>> No. 40523 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 4:30 pm
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>>40522
>The Gear VR only works with Samsung Galaxy devices.
Like I said innit.
>> No. 40524 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 8:23 pm
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>>40519

I have enjoyed the videos I've seen, but my phone (Moto G5) seems to just not want to deal with about 80% of them. It'll play the audio but the screen will be black. It's very frustrating, and I'm assuming it's to do with resolutions or something.
>> No. 40525 Anonymous
18th November 2017
Saturday 9:52 pm
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>>40522
Yeah, it's basically an artificial selection mechanism to get not so bright people to strap what is functionally a handgrenade to their face.
>> No. 40526 Anonymous
19th November 2017
Sunday 11:19 am
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>>40525
>> No. 40578 Anonymous
27th January 2018
Saturday 8:56 pm
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>> No. 40579 Anonymous
28th January 2018
Sunday 3:17 am
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(It's Captain UKIP's mad ex/not-ex.)
>> No. 40580 Anonymous
28th January 2018
Sunday 8:21 am
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Fantasising about a gangbang with The Sundaes.


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>> No. 40642 Anonymous
14th May 2018
Monday 7:31 pm
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Over 340kg what a woman.
>> No. 40643 Anonymous
14th May 2018
Monday 11:09 pm
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>>40642

I'm impressed when people reach that weight there must surely come a turning point when it is harder to maintain that mass then shed it.
>> No. 40644 Anonymous
14th May 2018
Monday 11:25 pm
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>>40643
Maintenance calories, i.e. your basal calorie expenditure, increases as you get bigger. She needs to consume 5200 calories a day (assuming she is average height) to not lose weight at 340kg and that is her minimum expenditure if she doesn't move the whole day, which is unlikely.

However, she probably vastly exceeds that number.
>> No. 40645 Anonymous
14th May 2018
Monday 11:34 pm
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>>40644

The thing is in today's world of highly processed high calorie/fat/sugar food it's not exactly hard to put twice that many calories or more away in any twenty-four hour period.
>> No. 40646 Anonymous
14th May 2018
Monday 11:56 pm
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>>40642

KANEDAAAA HELP ME
>> No. 40647 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 12:06 am
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>>40645

Was just going to say that. I'm 75kg and I could quite easily put that much away. I'll quite happily eat a pound of pasta and a huge pat of butter or loads of olive oil - that's close to 2000 calories already. Couple of full fat cokes and a big bag of crisps and you're there, and I've definitely eaten more in a day. If I ate McDonalds twice a day and had snacks, I'd be hitting 4k and probably still be hungry by the evening.

Perhaps I'd not be able to sustain that every single day, but it'd be a mental struggle more than a physical one.
>> No. 40648 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 12:28 am
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>>40647
> I'll quite happily eat a pound of pasta and a huge pat of butter or loads of olive oil - that's close to 2000 calories already.

Too much volume per calorie. You want to think fast food hamburgers and fries, full sugar coke as you said, ice cream, things that go down easy and leave you feeling hungry as fuck an hour later. Kids breakfast cereals that sort of thing.

No need for steaks, rice, pasta, or skin on chicken thighs or anything even remotely redeemable healthwise, just load up on absolute shite and you can break 10k / day easy. Develop a habit of drinking beer on top and bob's your obese, hypertensive, diabetic. uncle.
>> No. 40650 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 1:03 am
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>>40648

>>40648

>Too much volume per calorie.

Well, that was sort of my point - I'm just about exactly the weight I'm supposed to be, yet I could easily manage that rather large plate of pasta. So if I was burning five thousand calories a day just existing, I'm sure I could manage more.

If I really wanted to pile on weight, I'd do as you say. I'd probably try to be clever have big nasty milkshakes with as much coconut oil in them as I could stomach. Though like you say, the satiation might get to me. Sugary drinks probably is the true key to doing it without effort.

Having said that, I can eat a truly disgusting amount of food when I set my mind on it. I had two XXL Papa John's pizzas in less than 24 hours last week, plus a couple of tubs of their sauce, and one is basically pure (fake) butter. I don't even want to know how much that is, but it's probably touching 10k. I'm sure I've had worse too.
>> No. 40651 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 11:48 am
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>>40644
She's 6'2 so probably needs a lot more than that to maintain her corpulence.
>> No. 40652 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 7:58 pm
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>>40651

Calorific intake is governed by mass not height, FailedHisGCSEsLad.
>> No. 40653 Anonymous
15th May 2018
Tuesday 8:15 pm
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>>40652

Really I should say, BMR. Her TDEE may be slightly higher due to having to move a larger frame although to be fair 340kg people rarely do that much moving anyway so I stand by my initial statement.

>>40650

Absolutely agree, you can hit astronomical calorie counts eating things that almost count as real food - pizzas, burgers, fried chicken, kebabs, fast food in general and very high calorie counts eating things that most people will think of as healthy (pasta, rice, potatoes, veg and salad (with butter or olive oil), relatively fatty but expensive steak cuts such as Ribeye etc, skin on chicken thighs.

On the other hand, like you say, all you need to do is walk down the ready meal, "oven ready", and snack/confectionery aisles of your local supermarket to see how many calories a truly dedicated fat cunt can get down themselves without even feeling full the entire day.

I have a lot to ramble about on how ready-prepared meals and even things like oven chips (consider the difference in effort between shoveling more chips onto the baking tray from the oven chips bag and having to wash, peel, and chop another three spuds. I mean, fuck that, right? Corrie's about to start) but I'll save them for another time and not segue this conversation to far away from where it's supposed to be going.
>> No. 40656 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 11:46 am
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Does this belong in this thread?
>> No. 40657 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 12:49 pm
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>>40656
Guilty does not refer to what one would tell a judge, no.
>> No. 40659 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 4:34 pm
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>>40657

We've had that joke once in this thread already, and it was actually almost funny that time around.
>> No. 40660 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 4:48 pm
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>>40659
Where?
>> No. 40661 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 7:44 pm
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>>40660

>>35162
>> No. 40668 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 4:25 pm
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I'm fine with it but SOCIETY isn't.
>> No. 40669 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 4:54 pm
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>>40668

I warmly welcome women with willies, but her politics seem a bit suspect.
>> No. 40670 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 4:55 pm
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>>40668
>>/y/
>> No. 40671 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 5:39 pm
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>>40669
Please, try the wine.
>> No. 40672 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 6:08 pm
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>>40671

I skimmed some videos, but came to the conclusion that I am definitely too old to understand any of it.

To veer wildly back on topic, Kim-Joy off of bake-off.
>> No. 40673 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 6:11 pm
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I liked the one where he sat in the bath topless with a swastika bejewelled on his chest.
>> No. 40674 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 6:56 pm
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Stop bumping this thread, I fucking hate the OP image.
>> No. 40675 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 7:00 pm
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>>40674

Just hide the thread, you walloper.
>> No. 40676 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 7:46 pm
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I’ll fight and defeat all of you bastards.
>> No. 40677 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 8:30 pm
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>>40674

The most upsetting thing about this thread is the date of the first post. Where has all the time gone?
>> No. 40678 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 8:43 pm
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>>40677
Up the swanny?
>> No. 40679 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 8:58 pm
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>>40677
Pissed away into the giant toilet of time

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