>>41692

Oh yeah I'd fuck her for sure, she's very attractive.

Even if she wasn't, I'd still want to fuck her, just for the story.

>>41692
Fill your boots m8. I did yesterday.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f79fc4f87ae9
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f79ff2751ca3

>>41695
I clicked through a handful; she does an impressive job of explicitly fucking herself on camera without ever showing more than a hint of labia.

>>41696
I was confused by that bit too - presumably one has to pay extra to see the flaps?

>>41697

I don't think she shows the flaps to anyone - or maybe that's what 2115 quid gets you?

>>41697
I think she just never shows them. They're too humanising, it would destroy her anime-girl mystique. Other lad thinks her USP is being more "real" than other porn stars, I don't think that's true. Her USP is being more anime than human.

>>41698
It's the internet so I'm sure if she'd gotten out her flaps we'd know about it.

I reckon she's slowly working her way up to hardcore over the next few years to extend the duration of interest. The situation is like one of those porn games where they make $40k+ a month in patreon money so there's every incentive to never finish unlike with traditional game companies that set hard deadlines. Or how pornstars don't jump right into interracial and anal.

>>41699
Not him but unsure how I feel about this. Sure everyone is more filth when it's not real life but if you want an anime character you can just look at cartoons, she's anime with a human face where people pay for the personal touch. As Gianna Michaels taught her as young lads with our trousers round our ankles: personality and spunk make a world of difference.

And to avoid the horror of what real anime people would look like:

>>41695
Those face softening and eye embiggening filters put her too far into the uncanny valley to wank to.

>>41699
Of course if you wanted a "real" anime girl you have Projekt Melody. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5eae0ce193a52 Vtubers are a weird thing where real people have avatars and stream as anime girls, just she does it on adult sites as well as Twitch.

>>41684
Nigri will eventually get her tits out.
I see it as her nuclear option. She's certainly not in the limelight as she once was.
Trouble she has is opening Pandora's box means she can't close it again.

That Ellie Crisell who did Newsround.

>>41743

Can you really call yourself a "thinking man" if you watch the news on CBBC?

>>41744

How else would you know wot the yoof are thinking? By hanging around them like Adam Buxton?

>>41744
I was young and she's still fit and presumably quite clever.

This is weird.

https://twitter.com/ellie_crisell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0ehzkevyPs

I'm in love with Are Sersha, she seems completely on the ball with regards to her work.

>>41770
That's not fair, I'm way more in love with her that you are. I even learnt how to spell her name and everything.

Saoirse Ronan.

>>41771
Your claim is illegitimate, as I found/poster her here first.

Anyway, I don't believe I'm exaggerating when I say she has the most beautiful eyes imaginable. A withering look from her would be devastating.

>>41772
I've met a few blonde Irish girls with eyes like that, they can be intimidating to talk to.

>>41773
No comment.

How could we have missed her?

It was a tossup between this and the still fit thread, but she deserves to be recognised for her brains.

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/how-to-cope-with-being-in-love-with-lucy-worsley-20210225205643

Did one of you two write this?

I'm not sure if dog grooming counts, but she's from Harrogate and named Verity so I'll say it does.

That Dr Becky who pops up on the youtube every now and again.

Erika the shield maiden

>>42232
>That Dr Becky

I thought I was the only lad who liked her. I would love for her to show me her telescope and teach me about the stars. I find it romantic.

>>42232

Has she got a willy? Most of the YouTube lady nerds I fancy have got willies.

>>42269
There you go my friend: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHSbIfwVuec_BwUrYAqN_qw

>>42267
She seems a bit tomboyish too, which is also a great .gs staple.

>>42269
I wouldn't care if she did, I'd give that a good going too. She's absolutely lovely.

>>42269

If she's got a dick, she ain't a chick

>>42407
Thanks, professor. I look forward to your next paper.

She's read this thread and is doing this on purpose.

>>42409

Does she have a willy?

>>42409
She looks like Jessica Hynes.

>>42412
Does Jessica Hynes have a willy? If not, would she like one?

Absolutely wonderful in Bargain Hunt.

>>42450
>House of nerds

I don't know what cyber-drama is going on but this perversion has no place in a wholesome thread for drooling over cardigan women.

>>42451
Agreed, looked like a personal army/bumsore/drama post which is why it is gone.

Rachel Riley's been replaced by a chunky black woman. A massive improvement in every way.

>>42527
I'll have to go visit my dad - see if his viewing habits have suddenly changed.

>>42527
It's temporary due to maternity leave, isn't it? Although since they probably film 20 episodes of Countdown a day, our new lady could be with us for a while.

Miranda Krestovnikoff what does/did the diving on the telly.

>>42529

Rachel is still doing Cats Does Countdown though, I think.

>>42580

Pregnancy has made her tits saggy rather than plump. Slightly disappointing.

>>42580
She's slightly pregnant on there at the moment, which suggests the episodes are either filmed months, many months, in advance, or that she is heroically fertile in a way that must have given her a fanny like a wind tunnel.

I am currently watching Bargain Hunt.

Landscape Artist of the Year, on Sky Arts (which is also on Freeview), doesn't bother to name its judges, annoyingly. That's a shame because there's something for everyone there. They've got the one I obviously meant, Ho Chi Minh for the gays, and Ron Perlman for the truly adventurous.

There's no way to just "move" posts; if you put something in the wrong place just repost in the right one and report the mistake post explaining. Thanks.

>>42926
New lass at the chippy looks exactly like her and I fear I might be putting weight on.