I'm just about to go have a PhD meeting myself, actually. The university's fucked me over a bit. They made 25 paid PhD studentships available in the faculty of science to new members of staff only and I applied for one under the new member in our department. After I submitted the proposal they changed the rules so that they were going to decide which members of staff got the studentships and then reopen those projects for more applicants. So basically, the project that has my name on the front cover became available for any Tom, Dick or Harry to come and apply for. The advert's been taken off the website now, though, so I'm just off to find out if anyone else applied for it or not.

I have a presentation on my final year project to give on Monday morning, so I'll be sorting out what's going in the slides when I get home from the uni. Mate's having a barbecue tonight and has promised us all a "special surprise." Last night he was boasting that it's probably the best surprise he's ever planned for anyone. We'll see.

Off to get fitted for a suit tomorrow morning, then spending the rest of the day outlet shopping.

Sunday I will probably be in a stress about my presentation.

You both sound like you lead rather pleasant lives and I resent you both.

>>300562

That's the .gs spirit m8!

Revising for this shit.

God damn it.

I am going to a BBQ tomorrow, tonight I will get stoned, it has all the makings of a perfect weekend.

I WISH YOU ALL A PLEASANT WEEK END

>>300559
While the missus is away, I've decided to live like it's 2001 and i'm 15 for the weekend.

http://www.youtube.com/v/emGri7i8Y2Y

>>300567
Good plan. Considering how nice the weather is, I'm going to try and find a secluded piece of beach to relax/swim. Maybe have a barbecue as well.

BBQ after work tonight in this scorching heat, not really sure about tomorrow but Sunday is going to be an all day bender involving some pubs and a 12 hour gig in a beer tent. I'll be getting stupidly smashed and hoping for some more intimacy with a friend that I like more than I should.

Monday, probably wishing I was dead.

Meeting up with some old friends to go and watch two men beat the shit out of each other in gentlemanly fashion for the IBF Super Middleweight Championship of the Woooooooorld.

Also, lots of lounging in the sun drinking Corona, probably.

>>300570
I wasn't going to have a bbq, but I am now i've read this thread. Splendid idea. I'll also be polishing off and sending a journal article to a journal that just rejected my last one (is everyone here the actual professor?), and trying to learn some rope bondage on my ladyfriend.

I'm torn about going out tonight on account of the huge blister-like spot on my face. Fuck sake I shouldn't have to deal with this shit in my 20's and it has got me in a proper bad mood.

Other than that I plan on sitting in all weekend and maybe going to the pub all day Saturday regardless of if half my face has been eaten off

>>300572

You could be one of those hilarious dicks that goes out on the town in fancy dress. Pick some sort of super hero and you'll get to cover your hideous face.

I apopear to have some kind of food poisoning and as such daren't be more than 10 foot from the toilet. I can see the sun from my window yet the stomach pains and cold sweats have truly fucked up my weekend.

>>300572
Building on >>300574's idea. You could just be a vigilante for the night.

>>300567
What a mint idea.
Lets all together have a Teenlad time!

>>300559>>300561
What's a PhD meeting?

Training, seeing my father for the first time in months and being treated to a pub lunch, and other general foolery in the sun. Maybe some work. Maybe.

I'm going to start it off now by going and smoking some drukqs in the garden and then finishing off some Stella.

>>300590

It's where a sexy, sort of dominatrix looking, woman verbally humiliates you over unrealistic expectations in relation to fieldwork and previously published work.

>>300592

Sounds awsome apart from the teenlad drugs part. I think a big part of the rapid approach of ITZ is down to few men having good relationships with their parents, but fathers in particular. I am happy to be called Simon btw.

>>300594
So much assumption going on here I don't even know where to begin, Si.

Stella time!

This thread inspired me to write a shit teenlad rap.If that person who does shit teenlad raps would record this I would be very happy. Otherwise, sing along.

http://www.youtube.com/v/iYv4FR1M-wU

big cocaine slamming back like a bad man
montana swag slapping slags because i can
got no folks cos they're dead like the batman
shot their killers in the face because i am

teenlad see and you cant stop me
cos im reppin these bars like 1 2 3
just bouncin down the street with a dick like a truncheon
comin at you just like bruce lee

[beat]whoa!
we're gettin epin
you wanna get back or I think that you're steppin
up to me
123
you wanna have a fight then right we'll see
(we'll see x6)

ill
punch your shit and kick you in the face
n leave your fucking nose in a fucking disgrace
we're gettin physical so you learn your place
cos i'm the hardest man which means i'm the best

i'm so fuckin minted you dont even now
the fittest and the fastest in this fuckin freak show
get away wiv my crimes so i never learned to sew
an even if i did i'd escape to bordeaux
n to top it all off I got the best flow

>>300600That is truly shit. Pass it to N-dubz. It'll be number 1 within a week.

For me-hiding from that large death orb in the sky. I'm not a creature of light and heat - I need a cold, damp bridge with a top notch Wi-Fi connection as all good trolls do.

Oh and drinking lots of Jeremiah Weed. Only £1.72 a bottle from Sainsburys and it fucking lovely.

I'm broke as fuck, so I'll be staying in. I've caught the flu so it's for the best. I really need to get my shit together.

My friends, girlfriend and dealer have all gone awol on their own various accords, so I'm settling down in front of Parks & Recreation with a four-pack of tyskie and two packets of salted peanuts.

>>300618
The first thing that blasts into my head is...
Dealer or No Dealer?

>>300623
I told him I wanted to pick up, he asked how much, I said a quarter, he hasn't replied. Is my money no good? No dealer.

>>300624>>300623
You better not be trying to take the piss you little cunt.

>>300626
Piss off Noel I only drove over the corner of your lawn. No need to be an arsey cunt about it.

>>300630
Fuck off, the whole lawn was ruined!

>>300640

http://www.youtube.com/v/EGtdsXhXiEM

>>300592 Here, after I started the Stella my dealer texted me and mentioned he was going to a clubnight. As after a pint all ideas seem like good ideas, needless to say I spent the rest of the night in an MXE haze with my dealer and his mate, collapsed in a sedated cuddle pile on some friend of a friend's bed not being able to move for the heat or extreme sense of comfort.

And I missed training this morning. Oops. I'm now sat barely recovered still smelling of yesterday's sweat and without the energy to do anything. I hope your weekends have gotten off to a similarly promising start, .gs.

Gorgeous day.

>>300717
Swim out to the pier, claim it for .gs.

>>300719
I imagine it's pretty dangerous out there.

I have to work and I have no money or friends, so.

>>300717
I'm glad I don't live there anymore.

>>300722
>birdbox
>leafy green garden with shed
>little cactus thing

Well that just looks lovely, where do you live now?

I've had some bad news this weekend so I've sat brooding, eating comfort food and avoiding social contact mostly. I don't cope with the death of family members well and I retreat in to my shell and just brood.

>>300564

How old are you?

>>300722
Whyever not? I love it.

Eurovision on tonight and Soccer Aid on Sunday. Shall be a good weekend.

Not watching the friendly tonight because it's a friendly and I am almost certain it will be a shitstorm

>>300724
Lewes. It's a very quaint and expensive to live here.

>>300726
Plenty of uni exams still going on mate, unlikely to be a teenlad if that's what you're getting at.

>>300726

God, what's that gif from? I remember watching it and having a good hearty laugh.

>>300736
Some strange modern art dance-cum-play where all the performers are mostly naked and using crutches in innovative and creepy ways. I remember it as well, can't recall the name though. Scratch that, 5 seconds' Googling found it under "Naked Cripple Ballet".
http://www.youtube.com/v/---dWzYH-fM

>>300738

You had it saved in your favourites, didn't you?

I'm doing my English Literature and Media dissertation this weekend, I have to write 7500 words by Sunday evening, and as a result I'm missing the glorious weather and Wiley in town.

...but right now I'm procrastinating by watching the football.

>>300738

great things happen when Germany and France collaborate

http://youtu.be/Y2R5Pz4T15U (complete and in 3 parts)

>>300738

I despise this sort of art, because it reinforces the idea that somehow something only has to be 'new' and 'unique' to be considered innovative, rather than actually being creative in any meaningful sense. What we have here is just fucking pointless.

>>300750
>in·no·va·tive/ˈinəˌvātiv/
>Adjective:
>(of a product, idea, etc.) Featuring new methods; advanced and original.

>>300752

Alright, fine, but it doesn't detract from my point that it's not creative in any meaningful sense.

The woman writes some shit about Bach and has a bunch of people doing medical fetishes on stage. What the fuck is that about?

>>300754
Yeah I am just being antagonistic for the hell of it while I drink wine and watch Eurovision.

I mean I really don't think anything that involves the .gif in >>300749 can realistically expect to ever be taken seriously except in that mysterious art world populated by BRILLIANT types painting with their menses.

>>300756

http://youtu.be/Km5KS7U9aOc
http://youtu.be/ZQ4CeNu6Vr4

might be of interest to you

>>300756

Not even there, to be honest - it got shit reviews.

http://www.thestage.co.uk/reviews/review.php/28148/body-remix-goldberg-variations

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/arts/theatre/marie-chouinards-having-a-laugh-7419818.html

I especially like this description, where it seems like the author decided to put random fancy-sounding words together in an effort to seem intelligent - "This exploration of the in-tensions of extensions, when, rather than simply extending into the world, movement develops a centrifugal force, likewise argues that the movement of affective intensity is the way in which the body activates its inherent capacity for change."

JUST SAY THAT THE MAN PUTS HIS FUCKING ARM OUT AND IT BENDS, AND THAT THIS REPRESENTS OUR ABILITY TO CHANGE YOU IGNORANT, SELF-IMPORTANT, PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL, HIPSTER CUNT.

http://differences.dukejournals.org/content/19/1/71.abstract

>>300750
Agreed, why can't art all be pretty paintings, I don't understand :(

A noticeably quieter weekend thread. Must be the sun. I'm proud of you lads. I've been out and about as well, been nice. Tripped my tits off on some quality acid yesterday on the beach; got very burnt. Today I went and had a looksie at the olympic torch party thing, was shit, but really nice.

>>300767

It's not so much that, that there is this perpetual cycle of not particularly bright or talented artists that fool each other into being impressed with each other's work through faux-intellectual and meaningless discourse (such as that crap I posted above). The cycle continues because it promotes people who are good at bullshitting rather than people who are good at art, and those two don't seem to go hand in hand for some reason.

I made a girl cry at work tonight. One of the nicest people there, really sweet girl. I am a terrible person.

Been browsing Efukt all night. They have perfected black humour.

>>300820

You can't just leave it at that. Tell us more.

Got a blowjob off a fat girl.

it was an excellent blowjob.

>>300835
Hungry hungry hippos lad.

>>300836

That picture is marvellous.

>>300836

Wasn't there and /iq/ picture featuring that game and a fat Chris Moyles lookalike at one point?

Last night was fairly good as I expected it to be a bit rubbish. The girl I really like was going to some jacuzzi party which sounded like the most sleazy thing ever. However, later in the night she text me saying she wanted to see me so I told her to come meet me at a house party I was at. I got split up from my friend as he went elsewhere so the girl and I ended up back at his and spent the night shagging in his bed. For the second time.

He was proper raging when he got back... Not looking forward to awkwardly trying to make it up to him as he can be right huffy.

>>300852

So what's in like living in an episode of Skins?

>>300853
It's definitely an improvement from my usual life episodes of The Big Bang Theory

Kids these days.

Anyway it's a lovely sunday afternoon. Just gave the parents a lift home from the pub, and I'm thinking about rolling a big spliff and going for a stroll in the fields nearby.

>>300717
No SNEAKY SNEAKY? I am dissapoint .gs

>>300887

Jacuzzi parties? In my day we were lucky to have a paddling pool full of fag-ends and beer tins.

It's the Friday of a 4-day weekend, lads, what are you up to?

Tonight's plans for me involve drugs, a very pretty girl and a group of mates in a sweaty, cramped venue with some very loud music. Bring it on.

>>301570
>a very pretty girl

>>301571
You misread me, I'm the pretty girl. Obviously.

A week ago I was stuck at work, boiling away inside a stuffy room and now I'm off, the weather decides to shit itself. Such is life. Another gloomy friday.

Working tomorrow, Sunday and Monday, but I don't give a toss because I'm fucking off for 3 weeks on Tuesday. =D

I'm going to spend this weekend playing the new Ghost Recon game and generally enjoying the weekend. Tonight? I shall be watching TV, drinking Vodka and eating gherkins.

I had an actual official PhD meeting this time (>>300561 is me).

I'm probably going to wank this one away, lads. Waiting for my new RAM to arrive before I bother doing owt with my PC and my recent venture into hand-made cruiser skateboards (pic related) as a money-earner has come to a halt until some trucks arrive.

WHY CAN'T WE JUST PRINT OUT THINGS FROM THE INTERNET YET?

>>301579
Typical Slav.

>>301581

I'm not a Slav but I'm happy to say that it is one habit I've picked up from my time around them that is enjoyable.

>>300559
THIS WEEKEND I SHALL MOSTLY BE EATING TOAST

going to a bbq in preston with a bunch of burnt-out goths, industrial chemists and pole dancers.

fun weekend

This evenings events were cancelled due to a variety of reasons. It's pissing it down anyway.

Tomorrow I will go have brunch somewhere pretentious, yet cheap, then pretend to work, whilst in fact probably shitposting here. The evening is free, but I suspect I will just go to bed early.

Sunday I am going for a Korean meal with a lovely female friend.

Watched my sister off to prom, she looked beautiful, but some of her mates looked like reet slags. Seems like my own prom was only yesterday... (4 years ago), very strange! I'll probably be smoking trees and hitting the vidya all weekend. Thug life.

Oh, for fuck's sake ...

>>301592
>prom
When did the Leaver's Ball get replaced by this awful American concept? Honestly.

I have to work tomorrow and see about finding a new job somewhere. Should be fun.

>>301594
Probably in the 90's, gramps.

>>301596
1) I'm probably younger than you and 2) that doesn't stop me from knowing that plurals don't have apostrophes, son.

>>301596
>>301597
Can we not have a cunt-off in the weekend thread please?

>>301597
Sick burn bruv.

>>301598
Yeah alright I'll leave it.

>>300559
I will be celebrating the ascension of Her Majesty.

>>301604
IYKWIM

>>301605
You're right. What I should have appended was :-

And I shall be erecting a flagpole of my own for her, etc ad nauseum

Thing is, I know where this is going. At some point over the next 96 hours, I expect someone to better tea-cock and exhaust-filler. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Fuck sake, OP, you are fucking social cunt. Too many social activities for a imageboard visitor. Anyways, i am here to ask you for moar art from OP-pic.

>>301607

you smell of the other place.

>>301608
Yeah, you'r right, i am from another place. Did you detected it by my horrible english?

>>301609
I'm not sure you understand the multiple interpretations of your use of the word 'horrible'. You seem to speak English as a second language. For that you might be forgiven, though not by all. You chose to misspell the word 'more' in such a way that is frowned upon in these parts.

Also of note, you criticised the OP for his sociability. I think we're fairly atypical as far as image boards go in that regard. We provide refuge for many a hermit, though they know their place well enough not to display what might be perceived as jealousy.

If you ever again find yourself wanting a critique of your conduct on our fine image board, you know where to find me. Or rather you don't. Oh well.

>>301618
Well, i knew that i shouldn't shitpost on your board. But still, on my board people are social-lifeless, so in my stereotypical mind it would be same with other people from other boards. Thanks for your kindness and understanding, and can i have more that art from op-post?

>>301618
>>OP for his sociability

I'm 98% sure I know the OP, and he is a nice guy and such, but not sure I'd call him sociable.

Any lads going to field day? Weathers looking a bit pants for it...

>>301652
I have little familiarity with art, but I can use Google.

http://cashonandcompany.blogspot.co.uk/2009/10/nighthawk-parodies.html
http://explow.com/nighthawks
http://arte-factoheregesperversoes.blogspot.co.uk/2010/04/pintura-remake-4.html

Many more can be found with Google Image Search. The image that prompted your question is Banksy's 2005 take on Edward Hopper's Nighthawks, of 1942. You might be familiar with Banksy, but if not, he has made countless pieces commenting on what's wrong with Britian.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=banksy&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=wNLJT_iYINOb8gPP-ojYDw&biw=2048&bih=1027

>>301653
I'm sure I wouldn't, not on britfa.gs.

>>301652

>on my board people are social-lifeless

krautchan then.

I punched my mate's lights out last night.
And by that I mean I broke the light in his room by jump-punching it in drunken stupor. Luckily he found it hilarious as I'm not really the type to go over the top on a night out. I've since apologised and said I'd pay.

I also got some brief alone time with the girl I like, but if anything was intended by it I missed it and nothing happened. Oh well.

>>301686

Corriganlad from /emo/?

>>301689
Nope. Though I have been enjoying his tales.

>>301657
Nah, fella, i am not german.

>>301689>>301690
I am Corriganlad.

Today I went to work and tried to show off what a brilliant week I had by telling this girl I used to quite fancy about it but she said her week was better by working behind the scenes in a convention and meeting a bunch of celebrities particularly Danny DaVito.

Do I have to do some fucking skydiving with Brad Pitt as my tandem to impress her or what?

Last night I ended up making the girl I've been shagging every weekend my girlfriend and I'm now feeling weird about it because I think she's great and everything but I don't really know her that well and I'm not sure how to be a boyfriend to her. Pretty sure I'm getting dumped in a month.

Today I've spent sleeping my hangover away and have only just woke up. Was meant to be going out again tonight but doesn't look like that's happening.

I worked 6-4 today and will be doing the same tomorrow, so not a lot so far. As soon as I finish tomorrow though, I'm going to get really pissed.

I also grabbed some tickets for parklife next weekend, purely to see The Flaming Lips, with a night out in Manchester after. Hopefully I'll be able to find some acid there. It's gonna be a right treat.

I'm at a party atm. Within 5 minutes of being here i mistook some lass fpr bing one of the hosts, you should have seen the look of absolute terrror in her face when I went.to hug her. Also, dwcided my mates are absolute cunts and.is be better off without them.

>>301715
I'm expecting a detailed report of your shameover in the morning, young man.

I have to work at 8AM, which is quite early for me.

>>301740
I wish I was in your position. I have to work from 5AM most mornings. I'm generally out by noon, mind.

>>301746
Postie?

I don't have to start work until 10am most days. I'm there 'till 11pm though, so fuck you all.

>>301975
Thirteen hour day? Man that is bad.
To think some people are pushing for a four hour work day.

Drank 3 cans of Guinness and a swig of vodka so far.

Meds are making the buzz happen sooner. Otherwise I would be depressed over the fact my mum has more of a social life than me. She's gone to some Bowie tribute, my brother's brought a complete stranger home and my dad is probably out with his mate.

Meanwhile I'm here playing AIFs.

>>302631

Fucking hell mate, I know exactly how you feel. Even my mum has gone out tonight and I'm left browsing the internet cos I have very few people to talk to other than internet nonces like you lot. I can't even drink alone cos it will destroy my gainz.

Fuck my life, or rather, my lack of it.

>>302632
You'd think people like us would have formed a group of some sort and just decided to have a quiet night in filled with video games, alcohol and friendly banter.

Wait, that's how you start a gay orgy.

I'm really high on LSD right now and am currently trying to figure out >>302630. I'm being very amused reading it over and over and picturing Berlusconi saying it.

>>302634
>Wait, that's how you start a gay orgy

Only in your head sweetie.

>>302634
Judging from what I've read here, some of the older britfags did just that. Don't think I want to meet internet people though, that'd be awkward as fuck.

And really really sad too

Also I'm probably claiming my right to be the first person linking to such things and saying that if you want to listen to Electro-House with me then join me in my stream room.

http://www.earbits.com/join/ix1po

>>302636

So you're not in?

>>302639

I'm up for that.
I just want somebody to hold me.

>>302649
I'm not even batty but I'll take a cock or two if it means someone will hold me whilst I sleep.

>>302650

Mate, I'm going to screenshot this and add it to my small folder "posts on britfa.gs - 2012 in review", which I will make a thread about later this year. Congratulations on making the cut.

>>302655
This sounds fantastic. May I ask how many you have thus far? Is it on a "quote of the week/day/month" basis? Are you using all the boards?

>>302658
Not him but I sometimes save a few.

>>302658
I think he's making a 'post of the year' joke. Regardless, I have a collection of screens too, not that I would ever save my own posts in it though, that'll be terribly uncouth.

well this is getting awfully meta...

>>302667
Quite.

>>302667
one more, why not?

>>302669

Bloody hell, this caused me to make a giggling noise I haven't heard myself make in years. Sometimes I love this place.

I have to say you lot are genuinely funny people. The only difference between .gs and other boards/forums/cave drawings is that you'll maybe chuckle at a joke and get on with it compared to 50 reaction images and "lol" posted.

We probably should save this til the end of the year but this has been my favourite post in a long time.

>>302674
The long, meltdowny ones are always the best.

>>302667
The fact that I already have all these apart from that one upsets me. I want to see some real old 2010 gs, I was around in the days of searchfag and bike thief and whatnot but didn't bother saving anything.

:(

Lads

We should return to our glory days

>>302681
At the very least bring back the number ID system

Where did all those people go? Now we have 10 posts per day.

If we are doing nostalgia, can someone post the Si rasta and similar pics?

Does anyone remember a mammoth post which was a reply to a guy who couldn't stop thinking about his girlfriend and was probably insecure about their relationship? I haven't seen it since it was posted but it was savage and hilarious in equal measure. It was somewhat similar to >>302674.

One of the highlights was something like: "While you're at home,tucked up in your Thomas the Tank Engine blanket thinking about her, she's deepthroating your best friend in the mens toilets."

I didn't think people would save posts like that, it never crossed my mind.

I will be constantly checking this thread in the hope that one of mine has been deemed worthy of archive. I will be dissapointed, I'm sure.

_{it doesn't count if you just post this post}

>>302686

>it doesn't count if you just post this post

Why would we? This post is shit.

>>302687

You're shit.

>>302690
Post of the decade

>>302691

Quick, save it!

Well my weekend has been rounded up with my last Guinness and some vodka with the Ireland match. Real Irish people must hate my guts.

So I go out for a cigarette and some kids walking past were talking about their facebook and abortions. They couldn't have been more than 11. I am frightened for the future.

>>302709
And now the IRA have attempted to blow up the stadium with crude firecrackers.

I don't know if you lads have been serious, and I've been drinking so I can't really tell, but my favourite post on .gs this year is about Marty McFly's mum getting biffed by Biff upt arse.

>>302721
I made that one.

I over-analyse movies in a sexual way far too much. While not a movie I have always been suspicious about why Milhouse's parents look way too similar. Same with the Wiggums. Explains why Ralph is such a spesh.

>>302683
>Where did all those people go? Now we have 10 posts per day.

The reason why .gs is dying is because the community or at least the sense of community (whatever wanky bollocks that is) has gone. I believe this place used to have an IRC but that's now dead so the interesting posters don't bother with here anymore. This leads to the dregs of Krautchan, 4chan and other places becoming the main contingent rather than a group of British disaffected alcoholics (who used to form the majority of the users). The other moderately popular chans (99chan, 420chan and even Ylilauta) all have IRC channels brimming with activity so one way to stem the slow death this place will eventually succumb to is by putting an IRC link somewhere.

>>302918

I'm fairly sure what you just said is at least 80% inaccurate but I'm happy to blame the irc clique for it if you do.

>>302918
IRC is for the cool cats.

>>302918
We have an IRC.
http://britfa.gs/shed/res/5648.html

I have a question for the OP of this thread, if he's knocking about. (I am>>300561)

How is the PhD business going? I just got my email telling me the university are posting my offer letter. I applied in time for the deadline back in early March and got an email saying "You'll know within a month."

>>302923

We do, but as the other poster points out, it's very quiet. We need a bit more activity there. And I agree, a better sense of community would be nice.

>>302924

I have until sometime in September to write my main proposal. Another person whose PhD I worked on as a research assitant on will be seeing me for a week over summer and I am hoping to persuade her to write the boring parts of it, as well as some other stuff. I'm sort of demotivated at the moment due to being knackered by various pre-PhD type things, however I've effectively written it all in my head and have shitloads of fieldwork leads that most actual professors can only dream of.

Depending on which uni it is I wouldn't be too worried, as some have notoriously shitty admin staff. The place where I did my MA was awful on this front, as is the place I'm currently working and half-studying at now.

>>302929
My supervisor wrote mine for me, I guess I got off very lucky in that respect. Aside from filling in a form, I've had to do literally no work towards getting this PhD - unless you count being fucked about by office staff for three months.
What baffles me is how the university didn't snap his hand off as soon as he submitted it, since the first page clearly stated that we'll be working with a man who has a Nobel Prize in Physics under his belt.

>>302925

I think a permanent link to the IRC is needed somewhere, perhaps next to the list of boards. I know of 4chan women who lurk on gs and would probably shag the lot of you horny cunts, if they just knew how to get into contact with everyone. One of those dirty slags even asked me if .gs ever has contact information sharing threads.

Well this is nice, every time I've tried to advertise the irc room here before I've been told to fuck off by you smelly, ignorant proles because apparently you can't deal with the fact that the IRC regulars are all far better than you and members of the secret club.

(A good day to you Sir!)

An anonymous image board having an IRC channel doesn't make sense.

>>303028

It does make quite a lot of sense. IRC used to be interesting, I only went there a few times but thought it was all very snide.

>>303028

Having a changeable username does not prevent you from being mostly anonymous.

>>303031
WHOIS m8.

>>303040
U ARE m8

Is that my coat?

>>303040

I said mostly.

No updates on this thread so I'm assuming you're all having as much fun as myself. Sitting in with tonsillitis, watching rubbish on TV, wishing I could eat something with out it hurting.

I'm hoping to feel a bit better tomorrow so I can go out with my girlfriend and her friends to the pub. I won't be drinking of course but I can't be bothered sitting in. Don't want to infect her though. I'm not actually sure how contagious this is.

>>303436
I've been drinking vodka and that bastard drink makes it feel like I have tonsillitis. Smoking doesn't help either.

Sod all on TV. I was hoping there would be a brain switch off movie like Face/Off the other night.

>>303436
I'm doing nothing except smoking dirty thai weed (rolled in joints made with old fags I found in the garden shed) and contemplating what I'm going to do with my life now that I've failed all of my exams. I failed at fucking a fat Russian exchange student, couldn't finish my sets during my workout and have also burnt the toast I was going to eat now.

I wish I was making this all up to make you feel happy for what you have.

After a weekend of drinking and drugging last saturday and sunday at my birthday house party, I had poorly planned a night out tomorrow, only 3 people are coming though. Fuck me. there's a lass I want to plough going so It might not be all bad.

>>300559
Was at Download last weekend, so sitting in Playing Silent Hill for something a little more sedate.

>>303440

If it makes you feel any better, at least you made me laugh.


I'm getting drunk and watching Dead Set. Had a chat with a mate on Facebook earlier and realised that we could have gone out for drinks, if we had spoken earlier on in the night.

>>303440
I was frowning at your lack of slotting with Svetlana but when I saw
>have also burnt the toast
I wept for you. Wept.

Not much.

Folks are away so I'm taking the rare opportunity to get high in my own house, whilst crying about the fact I can't afford my own place as well as my car in this shitheap economy.

I had a pretty decent night. Went to a friends house and did a load of coke for the first time. On the way there a gay lad who looked like the wrestler of the recent Apprentice series stopped me on the street and offered to buy me a drink. Worryingly the reason I gave for declining was that I'm going to a friends house rather than the fact that I'm not even gay.

>>303462
Now I can't fucking sleeeppppppp

>>303462
>>wrestler
>>Worryingly the reason I gave for declining was that I'm going to a friends house rather than the fact that I'm not even gay.

You are bi-curious, although it might be linked to some sort of submissive fantasy of being overpowered by another guy or a woman forcing you to do stuff with another guy. Don't give yourself a hard time about it m8.

Went to work. Sinuses got blocked up from a dusty work environment. Met the girl who I used to like's boyfriend, I think I'm actually over her now. Had to get a fathers day card and on the way ash from my cigarette went straight into my eye. Bought Hearts of Iron 3 for £2. Bought my mum a book and hid it the carrier bag in such a way that no one could see it and think I was some weirdo who bought a romantic fiction book but ended looking like a weirdo who was crying holding a semi-transparent bag awkwardly with a game that had an iron cross on the cover.

Oh and when buying the card it was very busy (as it would the day before fathers day) I couldn't find my money.

My day has been a corrigan and a half.

I got an 'escort'.
Thanks to the guy who posted that image with the website on a while ago.

I got up far too late and now the Saturday is almost over. Fucking night shift.

A mate has asked me to go to a car show with him tomorrow (it will be awful but I feel obligated to go) beside that I will be finishing The Myth of Sisyphus in a bid not to off myself from the tedium of it all.

Sorry for the moan, no gf blues.

Sitting in, waiting for the rain to pass. I've been watching documentaries with someone I like over the internet. About space, mostly. I have also received an amusing hat which I hope will endear me to my nephew in the shape of a fuzzy lion. I'll test that one out tomorrow.

I intended to go out today to buy my dad a gift for Sunday, given it is father's day tomorrow. I know of an album from a group he'd like... At the same time? My mother already got him some beers in my name and every other time I've tried to put the effort in presents for him the results have been disastrous. So beers, or beers and album, .gs?

>>303474
How was she?

>>303476
That sounds nice, actually. I hope your nephew likes your hat.
Go with the the album, I say.

>>303477
Amazing! I'm terrible with woman but she instantly made me feel at ease and after a glass of wine was then very keen to please, anything I wanted she provided, and more!

>>303476

>every other time I've tried to put the effort in presents for him the results have been disastrous

Share some examples with uncle britfa.

I'm spending the weekend mostly relaxing, eating woodfired pizza, doing Sanskrit and watching Seven Samurai.

I will spend my weekend getting high, listening to industrial metal, some folk and, aggrotech and playing games of gridrunner revolution.
If I can learn to roll properly by the end of weekend that is.

>>303489
youse a pipe m8

>>303490
I like what you did there.

>>300559
MEANWHILE

Just got kicked out a club for smoking indoors. I miss the good old days ;_;

>>303489
>he can't roll

Some girl I work with was flirting with me earlier, I think. I've been flirted with before and should expect to recognise it with an acceptable degree of accuracy, but the situation left me befuddled. We've never gotten along very well or liked each other.

For example, about a month ago she was whinging about a headache. I told her about a fictional friend of mine who'd had just the same symptoms and died of a brain tumor. I mean, there wasn't anything else to be had for entertainment. She glared at me and said I was weird, and I shrugged and went back to work. I didn't really bother to acknowledge her for the next three weeks. She's perfectly alright but I don't particularly like her. She also has a boyfriend of 8 months who works with us and has always been decent in my interactions with him, so I've very little interest in getting involved i that.

She's quite attractive physically and when she started smiling and giggling I was entranced. In retrospect, I find her actions suspect and this seems like it's going somewhere I don't want to be.

>>303553
>being this beta

>>303554

Say what?

>>303553
>>303554

Why don't you both go talk about this and your feelings on KC or Funchan.

In about 2 hours I'll be helping to host a party for ~16 toddlers. It's going to be hell on Earth.

At least I got anal last night.

>>303558

They'll all be hungover and pissed off, good luck with that mate.

>>303558

Sodomised and looking after kids the morning after. Rough life.

>>303564

Dunno, sounds like he did the sodomising to me. In that case, 16 toddler boycunts would probably be right up his alley. Or their alley IYKWIM

>>303557

>>303553

If she's got a boyfriend, she's fucking with you for attention. Things are going sour back home, so why not look for a little fun at work? The flirting probably won't develop into a full-blown sexual relationship unless things really get bad with her partner or you keep piling on the pressure from your end (which sounds like it isn't going to happen).

In short? More trouble than it's worth. She's probably just trying to see what she can get away with.

>>303553

She feels unattractive and is looking for some sort of confirmation of her attractiveness from an new source. As soon as she gets that from you she'll think "yeh still got it" and go back to ignoring you. Welcome to ageing female mind.

Went to a gay night post-Lovebox. Had a really shitty night. The music was terrible, the people were cuntish, and I've realised one of my best friends would rather climb the social ladder than enjoy my company. My feels are hurt but I'm about to hit the gym. The iron will never betray me ;__;

>>303574
>>My feels are hurt but I'm about to hit the gym.
>>My feels
>>feels

I see what you are doing and it's not big or clever.

>>303574
Apparently a mate of mines brother got escorted out of Lovebox by a secret service detail after hitting on some Princess.

>>303564>>303565
I was the one doing the sodomising. My missus went a bit funny when she found out I've been using my phone to browse porn when I fancy a crafty wank and then insisted that we watch some porn together last night. After a few videos that didn't do anything for me, I pretended to be interested in an anal video she picked. Bit of foreplay later and I'm right in the chocolate bon bon factory.