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>> No. 28571 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 1:05 am
28571 Minor Rants and Piss-Offs, Mark VIII
It appears largethreadmodlad has also locked the previous iteration of this thread; Mark VIII it is, then.

I take perfect care of my nails. I don't bite them, I cut in the standard flat formation every 3-5 days, and scrub under them in the shower. So why the actual fuck are my cuticles bleeding? Putting the plaster over to catch the blood means I can't play my bass properly, and that pisses me off.
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>> No. 31820 Anonymous
31st May 2021
Monday 8:59 pm
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>>31819

Hooray! I've become an old man who is confused and slightly afraid of what the kids are into these days. I eagerly await my complimentary subscription to the Daily Express.
>> No. 31821 Anonymous
31st May 2021
Monday 9:05 pm
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I quite enjoyed it. It's catchy.
>> No. 31822 Anonymous
31st May 2021
Monday 9:16 pm
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>>31820
Apparently it's a meme from last year that goes "Stop, don't touch me there! This is my no-no square!" and the kids in my daughter's school have just found out about it and keep singing it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTEFwwoDzm8
>> No. 31823 Anonymous
31st May 2021
Monday 10:05 pm
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>>31822
TikTok really is quite depressing, isn't it.
>> No. 31824 Anonymous
31st May 2021
Monday 10:29 pm
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>>31823

It turns out that the Chinese Communist Party's idea of fun is wildly popular.
>> No. 31825 Anonymous
31st May 2021
Monday 11:25 pm
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I never managed to figure out how to get VideoPlus+ codes to work to record late night TV shows. I'll never have the opportunity to correct this and desoite having access to way more media now than then, the memory will forever haunt me.
>> No. 31827 Anonymous
31st May 2021
Monday 11:28 pm
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>>31822


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c5WFQPJ9mA
>> No. 31828 Anonymous
1st June 2021
Tuesday 3:10 pm
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I'm going to be honest, YouTube. I don't care what 'pretending to be crazy looks like', and I wish you'd stop recommending me it especially when I've removed it from my recommendations three times now.
>> No. 31829 Anonymous
1st June 2021
Tuesday 3:13 pm
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>>31828

Someone (here on .gs, if I remember correctly) recommended MotionBox to me a long while ago and I haven't used YouTube any other way since. It's not perfect, but certainly better than intrusive advertising and recommendations.
>> No. 31830 Anonymous
1st June 2021
Tuesday 4:09 pm
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>>31829
Nice one, will check it out. SponsorBlock + PiHole + uBlock (+ Vanced on mobile) take care of the ads, but recommendations are still shite.
>> No. 31831 Anonymous
1st June 2021
Tuesday 4:11 pm
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>>31828

Jim Can't Swim is good though, and that video is mostly just analysis of the Parkland shooter's interrogation

That Chapter is also a good True Crime youtuber.
>> No. 31832 Anonymous
1st June 2021
Tuesday 4:21 pm
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>>31831

The videos are interesting but the stuff he reads into sometimes is a bit much. He acts like only innocent people lean forward in any conversation and so on.
>> No. 31833 Anonymous
1st June 2021
Tuesday 4:35 pm
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>>31831
I just... really don't care about 'true crime' (as opposed to what, false crime?), and it seems like one of those videos The Algorithm picked for everyone for some sinister reason. I asked in a group chat I'm in and practically everyone has also been hounded by it.
>> No. 31834 Anonymous
1st June 2021
Tuesday 4:43 pm
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>>31833
>(as opposed to what, false crime?)
Well, yes, exactly. If you browse the crime category on Netflix most of it is fictional drama.
>> No. 31835 Anonymous
1st June 2021
Tuesday 4:52 pm
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>>31833
I'm one of the few people in the world who doesn't have the problem. The way I manage it is that my youtube history is carefully curated to only feature music with the history button only temporarily put on for a specific song I like and want to hear more of.

Oh fuck, even I've got it now. I look forward to seeing all the dipshit youtubers now copy the format to try and trick the algorithm.
>> No. 31836 Anonymous
1st June 2021
Tuesday 5:02 pm
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>>31833

>as opposed to what, false crime?

Literally yes. I assume the term is popular just because it sounds better than "non fiction crime"
>> No. 31837 Anonymous
1st June 2021
Tuesday 5:36 pm
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We've got crime and true crime, history and historical fiction, science fiction and science fact, erotica and erotic memoirs but there's no such thing as "true romance". I suppose that says something about human nature.
>> No. 31838 Anonymous
1st June 2021
Tuesday 5:40 pm
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>>31837
>no such thing as "true romance"
I was going to say something about the various Take a Shit style magazines, but then again a lot of those stories stretch the definition of "true" somewhat. And to a lesser degree "romance"
>> No. 31839 Anonymous
2nd June 2021
Wednesday 8:46 am
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Thompson & Fucking Morgan. They've sent me multiple plug plants now which have arrived either totally dehydrated or with their stalks snapped. Half the time they don't respond to emails and when they finally do, they offer to send replacement plants in a month. What am I going to do with their surplus stock of underdeveloped plants, running into the end of the growing season? This is taking the piss.
>> No. 31840 Anonymous
3rd June 2021
Thursday 7:03 pm
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For the past two weeks, every other day or so, there's this absolute cunt on a dirtbike with seemingly the mufflers ripped off because it's fucking deafening. He will just go up and down and up and down outside mine. I live on private land on a cul-de-sac, so I have no fucking clue why he's doing it. Cunt.
>> No. 31841 Anonymous
3rd June 2021
Thursday 7:06 pm
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>>31840
He's going past mine, too. Been fantasising about setting up a clothesline.
>> No. 31842 Anonymous
3rd June 2021
Thursday 7:38 pm
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>>31841
I know you've all got the whole Beeston thing going on, but I haven't really been posting here for that long. I need some help explaining the joke. Do you all, genuinely and unironically, all live within a two-mile radius except me?
>> No. 31843 Anonymous
3rd June 2021
Thursday 7:43 pm
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>>31842
I live in Beeston. One of the other lads grew up in Beeston but has moved away. I think there's at least one other lad from Beeston and we do live near each other because we could both see our houses on a picture posted from the top of Trinity Church.
>> No. 31844 Anonymous
3rd June 2021
Thursday 7:50 pm
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>>31842
First bikelad here I'm not in Beeston, but am originally from there.
>> No. 31845 Anonymous
3rd June 2021
Thursday 7:52 pm
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>>31842
I also live in Beeston, but the suburb of Nottingham rather than the suburb of Leeds, so I share the feeling of being left out.

One of the lads on the Discord used to live almost across the road from me and we only found out after he'd moved back to Norn Iron, which is really unlucky.
>> No. 31846 Anonymous
3rd June 2021
Thursday 10:21 pm
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>I need some help explaining the joke.

Don't make a habit of it. Exclusivity is nice.
>> No. 31847 Anonymous
4th June 2021
Friday 1:04 am
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>>31845
Beeston is filtered. It's actually a town between Dewsbury and Wakefield.
>> No. 31848 Anonymous
4th June 2021
Friday 2:59 am
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>>31847
Would you say it's almost "offset" from those places?
>> No. 31849 Anonymous
4th June 2021
Friday 2:59 am
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>>31847

I've seen too much Osset posting for that to be true.
>> No. 31850 Anonymous
4th June 2021
Friday 6:22 am
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Temporary Staffing have just decided that they can't pay me until next friday, and I've already run out of money from my previous assignment, so now I can't afford to travel to work. They should have set everything up a fortnight ago, and only sprang into action when I reminded them. This is going to put my assignment at risk because it's going to look like I'm not committed to it. Fucking useless cunts.
>> No. 31851 Anonymous
4th June 2021
Friday 11:35 am
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>>31848
It's a place to which you can travel there on horse, and return on a bus.

(I don't know if it was just my dad that says that phrase, so this might make zero sense.)
>> No. 31852 Anonymous
4th June 2021
Friday 11:47 am
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>>31850
Can you get them to put it in writing so you can show that as evidence?
>> No. 31853 Anonymous
4th June 2021
Friday 12:35 pm
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>>31847
Come on Beeston isn't filtered.
>> No. 31854 Anonymous
4th June 2021
Friday 12:36 pm
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Oh Christ it is! Well this explains a lot. Does no-one actually live in Beeston, Leeds, then?
>> No. 31855 Anonymous
4th June 2021
Friday 12:49 pm
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>>31854

I did rent an industrial unit there once.
>> No. 31856 Anonymous
4th June 2021
Friday 3:08 pm
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>>31854
My friend does, but she doesn't post here.
>> No. 31857 Anonymous
5th June 2021
Saturday 7:58 am
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Morning wood and badly needing to piss.
>> No. 31858 Anonymous
5th June 2021
Saturday 10:17 am
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The worst thing about social media is that it gave a platform to ugly narcissists .
>> No. 31859 Anonymous
5th June 2021
Saturday 11:03 am
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I wish those little shitey AI chats had to say "I am a sodding AI" right out of the gate instead of being all pally and trying to give the sense that they're an actual person. It drives me insane and I'm already a complete wrong-brain so I don't need the extra fuel on the fire.
>> No. 31860 Anonymous
5th June 2021
Saturday 11:22 am
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Once again it's pressure washer season where every cunt on my road takes it in turns to get theirs out so all I can hear is "brrrrrrrrrrrr" for days on end.
>> No. 31861 Anonymous
5th June 2021
Saturday 11:46 am
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>>31860
Sorry lad but my car is dirty.
>> No. 31872 Anonymous
7th June 2021
Monday 2:28 pm
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Paper straws can just fuck off.
>> No. 31874 Anonymous
10th June 2021
Thursday 12:26 am
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My bed frame is very annoying. I move one toe and it sounds like a aircraft carrier being scrapped in an Indian ship-breaking yard.
>> No. 31875 Anonymous
10th June 2021
Thursday 1:14 am
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>>31874
Have you gone round and tightened all the screws/nuts up.
>> No. 31876 Anonymous
10th June 2021
Thursday 5:22 pm
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Sometimes I'll order a takeaway when I've got some work to do. I tell myself it'll be quicker than cooking but unless I'm ordering McDonalds it will always be late. The guy I've got now has even lost signal so I can't find out where he is.

Sort it out underemployed lads, you have half a job to do.
>> No. 31877 Anonymous
10th June 2021
Thursday 6:32 pm
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>>31876
The cheeky fucker tried to claim he'd delivered it. Just ordered from Maccies and they didn't have any fruit bags (dead healthy me) so they let me order whatever item I wanted off the menu for free as a replacement.

Glad I'm invested in Maccies, we should do away with democracy and just let the clown run things.
>> No. 31878 Anonymous
11th June 2021
Friday 5:20 pm
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>I know it's difficult but if you are not a robot click on the play button
I clicked the play button a dozen times already your software is fucked you stupid patronising fuck.
>> No. 31879 Anonymous
14th June 2021
Monday 3:23 pm
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I hate the current trend for majestic, trumphant orchestral music of the kind you'd find in a family film being used in an ad for a supermarket hawking pork loins.
>> No. 31880 Anonymous
15th June 2021
Tuesday 6:06 pm
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I keep noticing more and more websites that are completely (or almost) AI/algorithm managed. I understand some of the sites are huge, but it's still frustrating because these things are still not much more advanced that a novelty chatbot from a few years back beyond the scale of what they're doing, as best as I can tell. Having said that I still find myself thinking, from time to time, "was this page put together by someone with English as a second language or a robot?", which I'm not sure really counts as passing the Turing Test.

For example eBay just suggested I list the packaging for an item I'm selling as "blister pack, bottle or syringe". The item in question is a motherboard.
>> No. 31881 Anonymous
15th June 2021
Tuesday 7:25 pm
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>>31879

Sorry about that. Modern sampling technology means that it's now cheaper to hire one bloke to do a complete orchestral arrangement than it is to license a crap pop song. It's a miracle of technology, but it's also quite annoying.


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