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>> | No. 28571
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It appears largethreadmodlad has also locked the previous iteration of this thread; Mark VIII it is, then. |
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>>28571 |
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My brain's shit. |
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>>28573 |
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>>28571 |
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PornHub's tendency to promote wannabe porn stars unwilling to show their face. |
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I'd kill every man here for a Kit Kat Chunky multipack. |
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>>28579 |
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I'm okay with the SWP handing out their moronic |
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>>28579>>28585 |
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Why don't we pronounce the "c" in "blancmange"? |
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>>28590 |
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>>28588 |
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>>28588 |
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Comment sections that are just references or repeats of whatever the poster has said in the past, only one in fifty is any good. See The Needle Drop and Limmy's Twitter for examples. |
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>>28595 |
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Acid reflux so strong Rennie has no effect. It feels like I've swallowed a cocktail of paint stripper and battery acid. This is fucking excruciating. |
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>>28598 |
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Why you gotta' be setting your space shit in a whole new galaxy or something? There has to be some dumb wormhole-cum-slipspace-mega-tech for it to happen and our own solar system is easily interesting and diverse enough to support a whole game or film or whatever. And don't talk to me about no stupid aliens; aliens always just end up acting like space Fascists, space hippies or autistic physicists regardless of how big of a universe you put them in. Except the Quarians, they were kind of unique. |
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>>28598 |
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A couple of parental gripes. |
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My kindle updated itself and I lost all my non-amazon store books. What a fucking cunt on. |
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>>28607 |
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>>28609 |
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Right, I've held off long enough about the weather but this is getting silly now. Its not the heat but the godawful humidity that has had me feeling clammy and disgusting all day. And my hair is in an even worse state! |
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>>28612 |
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Fucking estate agents fucking me abouT. |
>> | No. 28616
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Why the fuck is PC gaming not simple anymore. It seems like so many companies are cutting corners and doing bad ports and badly optimised games for PC now. For days it took me about half an hour to start up one of two games, fiddle about with the settings so that it works THIS time, then I get to play for an hour before encountering some issue. Two games now. Two games I've paid for and can barely play due to updates that have rendered them buggy as fuck. Even did a clean install of Windows recently, nothing is conflicting on my end, a game update happens and fucks everything. It shouldn't be a bleeding chore to relax during some precious free time. |
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>>28616 |
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>>28618 |
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If there is one thing worse than a train arriving late it is a train leaving early. I regret having not gone to expain the fundamentals of their job to the platform manager whilst waiting for the next one. |
>> | No. 28623
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Described myself as "ace" to a bunch of alternative sorts online last night, as in a really cool fighter pilot or the best card in a deck. |
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>>28622 |
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>>28624 |
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It's the night before an exam and I don't think I have ever felt more awake. |
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>>28622 |
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I largely dodged the post-adolecsent problem of embarrassing email handles, but occasionally I'll get a message using a name I chose out of a bad poem, or I'll have to use my back up email which is basically "DelicateUnicornBoy@supernet.co.uk". |
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>>28628 |
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Speaking of emails, I created a new Gmail account on Friday to apply for jobs. I've only submitted my details for a position at a local council and I'm already getting spam; that job application is literally the only thing linked to the account. |
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>>28630 |
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>>28630 |
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I have a parcel that is in customs, it's had it it's charges worked out but it seems the fuckers just gave up after that and forgot about it since it hasn't moved since. |
>> | No. 28634
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Saw a brochure from a business calling themselves "Labradoors, an Electric Garage Door Comapny", with a wee silhouette of a dog for a logo. They stuck with that name so I can only assume whoever thought of it kept their job. Shocking. |
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>>28634 |
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>>28635 |
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>>28636 |
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>>28634 |
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Okay, that's it, I'm adding paid advertising to the site. This time next year we'll all be millionaires etc. |
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download (4).jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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>>28641 |
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I've been trying to get into newfangled things like Reddit and Twitter, because I feel old and all the websites I post on are slowly dying. |
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>>28643 |
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stephen the fry.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>28649 |
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>>28646 |
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why.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Feels like a dig when I get told to watch shit like this. |
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>>28651 |
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Parcelforce decided to reschedule my delivery without telling me. |
>> | No. 28655
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I feel slightly guilty about being slightly shitty to a chugger on my way home. She accosted me in the train station with the line "Are you friendly?". A somewhat curt "no" did nothing to temper her enthusiasm to "just start a conversation", nor did my reply "I don't mean to be rude, but I'm not interested in whatever you're pitching and just want to wait for my train in peace". I backed away, but she started literally following me around the station concourse. I ended up explaining in detail why both the charity she was raising money for and the overheads of street fundraising offer extremely poor value for money to donors and have a detrimental effect on the charitable sector as a whole; she just looked sad and slightly ashamed and didn't know what to say. |
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Screenshot 2019-06-12 at 18.55.59.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>28652 |
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>>28656 |
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>>28653 |
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>>28656 |
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>>28653 |
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>>28655 |
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One asked me if I was friendly. I said "moderately" and kept walking and that was that. Maybe that's the magic word somehow. |
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>>28663 |
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>>28655 |
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>>28668 |
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>>28673 |
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>>28673 |
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The word "fierce". |
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quote-sometimes-you-look-back-at-girls-you-spent-m.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() If you ever feel bad about being single then just look at your bank balance. Fucking hell does pussy put a dent in your finances like little else. |
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>>28678 |
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It's been sunny and dry all morning but within 10 seconds of me leaving the house it starts FUCKING PISSING IT FUCKING DOWN. FUCK THIS FUCKING PLACE. CUNT. |
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>>28680 |
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>>28678 |
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>>28680 |
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People who self-identify as "nerds" or "geeks" with their entire personality revolving around buying pieces of cardboard and plastic from Games Workshop, |
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>>28685 |
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>>28685 |
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>>28687 |
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>>28686 |
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>>28689 |
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>>28692 |
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Screenshot_20190508-135650_Messages.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() PAYG phone top-ups at cash machines have just quietly been discontinued. EE gave me no warning at all. I just learned today when I tried it on two different cash machines. |
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>>28694 |
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>>28696 |
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>>28697 |
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>>28698 |
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>>28699 |
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You're both getting locked in the shed until you've learnt to get along. |
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>>28701 |
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>>28653 |
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I love living in London. It's genuinely given me a new lease of life. |
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anti-rota.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>28704 |
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>>28705 |
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>>28706 |
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>>28706 this man is paying premium rate and doesn't even work near here, so what's the point?. |
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>>28705 |
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>>28707 |
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>>28710 |
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I told my mum I liked rhubarb and custard sweets once and now I occasionally get given a bag of the boiled, red and yellow ones, rather than the squishy, pastel-coloured ones I was actually talking about. |
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>>28712 |
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haribo-rhubarb-custard.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>28712 |
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When I wait for the bus in the morning there is a women who catches it from the same spot. |
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>>28713 |
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Lads is this possible? I was watching a few episodes of Top Gear on Netflix, on my TV, then later went onto my laptop and went to Youtube. All of a sudden I'm getting car related recommendations and the only reason I've noticed is because they literally never come up for me. But yeah just this creepy future shit in general pisses me off. |
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>>28717 |
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>>28717 |
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>>28719 |
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>>28719>>28720 |
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>>28722 |
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>>28722 |
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I was on Greenwich Peninsula yesterday and I guess there was a Father Ted thing going on because there were so many people wearing identical t-shirts with "That's nice!" on the front and "Feck off!" on the back. You know that bit in Extras where all the people wearing t-shirts with the shitty slogans on turn up? Like that. Not even better quality. |
>> | No. 28727
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It's Sunday, it's really hot, just let me sit around in my pants and watch Star Trek, stop making me garden. |
>> | No. 28728
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I always get thirsty over exes about a year or so after it ended. |
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>>28728 |
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>>28729 |
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Maybe I LIKE starchy rice. |
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>>28731 |
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I just cannot be fucked with work. I should quit. |
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>>28733 |
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>>28734 |
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>>28735 |
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>>28735 |
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Watched a few episodes of The Thick of It on the iPlayer and now clips are getting recommended on YouTube, watched it on my TV and everything, totally seperate machine. Hate this shit, makes me feel like a schizophrenic. |
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>>28737 |
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>>28739 |
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>>28739 |
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>>28740 |
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>>28742 |
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For the last few days I've eaten spicy food almost exclusively. Enchiladas, spicy beef pizza with jalapeños on, and such like. |
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>>28744 |
>> | No. 28746
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I realise this is going to make me sound like one of those MRA loons, but there's been a fair amount of coverage in the news about a man and woman getting beaten up in Manchester. The woman turned down someone's advances and was twatted in the face, which was followed by the twatter and his two mates beating seven shades of shit out of the man. The news coverage has overwhelmingly focused on what happened to the woman, even though the man was attacked far worse; I know violence against women isn't socially acceptable and the media like a story centred on an attractive woman but it's still pretty jarring he's been demoted to a mere footnote. |
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>>28746 |
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>>28747 |
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Untitled.png ![]() ![]() ![]() There ought to be a law about doing bread in odd slices. Don't give me all that talk about soup, if I wanted dipping bread I'd use the crusts (which coincidentally are unusually skinny). |
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>>28750 |
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>>28753 |
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21539.photo.2.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Yorkshire bread > Lancashire bread. |
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>>28753 |
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Mind you, calling a loaf of bread a "bloomer" is a /101/ on it's own. |
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>>28759 |
>> | No. 28761
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Why is everyone of my namesake such an utter fucking prick? I'm not being unfair here, I'm one of them, it's just remarkable how uniform the twattishness is. Perhaps "uniform" is the wrong word, because it takes different forms. |
>> | No. 28762
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I don't know who did the redesign of Vice's homepage, but they should probably be kept under psychiatric observation for the rest of the week. |
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>>28762 |
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>>28763 |
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>>28778 |
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>>28762 |
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"I will kill that man. I don't care how many arrows they feather me with, how many spears they run through me - I will kill that STOP BREXIT c*nt before I fall!" |
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>>28824 |
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>>28825 |
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>>28825 |
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Had a fucking shocker at work. |
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>>28843 |
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>>28844 |
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Screenshot_20190727-164049.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Unforecast rain. It's being going at umbrella strength for a good few minutes now. |
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>>28847 |
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>>28848 |
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>>28848 |
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>>28850 |
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>>28851 |
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>>28852 |
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>>28853 |
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>>28846 |
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>>28854 |
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>>28856 |
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>>28858 |
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>>28641 |
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I had a dream that took place within in a fictional home this morning, and I liked the design so much I immediately tried to sketch it out, but my drawing skills are so utterly pathetic that I could get more than one wall down before giving up. Looked like a ten year old had done it, a shit ten year old. |
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>>28861 |
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>>28571 |
>> | No. 28868
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People who don't believe in brevity. I'll admit many of my posts on here are minor essays, but I'm talking IRL, face-to-face, humans who will, on repeate occasions, divulge every single detail of a story, or a thing they watced, or what have you. It's not even the case that I'm not interested in what they're saying, it's that I become uninterested over the fifteen minute long monologue I'm sitting through. However, they do get double bugger bonus points when they have to know it's something I never gave a monkeys about. |
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People who don't believe in brevity. |
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Gasbags. |
>> | No. 28871
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Gas. |
>> | No. 28872
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When you know on a rational level that it is time to take a shit before you go out but feel no urge to go. Then as soon as you leave the house you need to take a fat shit. |
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>>28872 |
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>>28873 |
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This whole bullshit "cyclists vs drivers" war, wherein apparently it's OK to openly say you want to murder cyclists. |
>> | No. 28876
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Moving to Manchester for a job and on top of the fucking absolutely cunting EXTORTIONATE deposit for the place I'm going to rent, my car insurance is going to go up by a fucking grand, minimum. Fucking, brilliant. Where the fuck am I expected to pull £2k from as a recently graduated student? Now I know why people are still living with their parents at 40. |
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>>28876 |
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>>28877 |
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>>28876 |
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>>28879 |
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>>28876 |
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co op frusilli tricolour-2cg4__width_900__height_9.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Co-op have discontinued their tricolore fusilli, the utter shits. |
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>>28882 |
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>>28882 |
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>>28884 |
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>>28885 |
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>>28885 |
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I just woke up, in my dream I met the girl that was a 10/10 to me and it was perfect. |
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>>28887 |
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>>28889 |
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Why the FUCK does my council seem intent on replacing every roundabout, big or small, with a fucking four way traffic light intersection? We're not fucking america, who in the fuck decided this is a good idea? It slows traffic down exponentially and presumably is much more expensive to build and maintain. |
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>>28891 |
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>>28891 |
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>>28892 |
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>>28892 |
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This will inevitably sound racist, but the Asian lads at work seem to be covering themselves in deodorant at least once an hour. |
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>>28896 |
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People who leave the door open a bit while they're pissing. |
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>>28898 |
>> | No. 28903
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There's a forum I post on where the moderators are absolutely fucking autistic. They will lock threads as soon as two or three posts start to veer even slightly off topic, as though they don't know how discussion works or just basic human interaction. |
>> | No. 28904
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stallman gno.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Proprietary software. Microsoft's default photo viewer somehow started gobbling up all my memory if I leave an image open for too long, notepad is shit for editing guitar tabs, and Adobe PDF is slow and bloated. I ended up installing irfanview, notepad++, and sumatra pdf and my computer experience is now significantly better. |
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>>28903 |
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>>28904 |
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>>28906 |
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>>28904 |
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>>28907 |
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Waiting all week for a heavy item delivery, I spot the Parcelforce van pull up for a moment then fuck off again. The busy lad left an "attempted delivery" card on the floor of my building's lobby. Didn't even bother using the intercom or posting the card through my door. |
>> | No. 28911
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missing.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Fuck's sake. |
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>>28911 |
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>>28914 |
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FUCKING ESTATE AGENT CUNTS. |
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People who won't eat food past it's expiry date. |
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People who incorrectly use "it's" as the genitive of "it". |
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>>28915 |
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>>28918 |
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>>28919 |
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I've started to catch myself avoiding saying words I can't spell, in physical conversations. It's a little embarrassing which is also one of those words. |
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Dear people that are better than me at my job, |
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>>28923 |
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I haven't shat for three days. Any longer and I'm taking this to /emo/. |
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>>28925 |
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I've had the Lincolnshire Poacher ident stuck in my head all day. At least it's not UVB-76. |
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no.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't pay my bloody license fee for shite like this. |
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>>28928 |
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People are whining about the loan charge again. Tax dodging cunts complaining that they might lose their house or be forced into bankruptcy if they have to pay back all the tax they dodged. |
>> | No. 28931
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The one frame, or too few to read/see what it is, joke. Loads of YouTubers do it, but I see it most on Anthony Fantano's channels. It's just annoying, I have to pause the video and go back to check what it was, it's not like the editor is sneaking something past the network's big hats. |
>> | No. 28932
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It's happening again. A few years ago I remember that whenever I'd pick a film to watch it'd end up being full of rape or child abuse, it got to the point where I just stopped bothering, but now the same thing is happening. It's like my own personal It curse. I know this might sound odd, or not maybe it's totally normal, but I have a very severe aversion to rape. I haven't been raped, I don't know anyone who's been raped and I've never even done a rape myself, but it just makes my fucking skin crawl thinking about it. |
>> | No. 28933
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>The average parental contribution for homebuyers this year is £24,100, up by more than £6,000 compared to last year, according to Legal & General (L&G). |
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>>28933 |
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Email, reply, email, reply, email, SILENCE! |
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>>28935 |
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>>28936 |
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>>28937 |
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>>28938 |
>> | No. 28940
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My job is the most tolerable job I've ever had. By that, I mean that there's never going to be a job I 100% love waking up and going to every day, but this is the closest I've ever been. |
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>>28939 |
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>>28940 |
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28943
>>28941 |
>> | No. 28944
28944
After meticulously researching market salaries, and pitching a number squarely in the 50-75% range, I've had some cheapskate ask me if I'd "reconsider my expectations". I guess that goes some way to explaining what my contact meant when they said the company was "desperate" for new hires. |
>> | No. 28945
28945
I really enjoy a Matcha Latte every now and then. |
>> | No. 28946
28946
I got a £5 off card for Screwfix today. The problem is, the offer expired on the 26th. What fucking genius do I have to curse for this? |
>> | No. 28947
28947
>>28946 |
>> | No. 28948
28948
>>28947 |
>> | No. 28949
28949
I am sorry. |
>> | No. 28950
28950
>>28948 |
>> | No. 28951
28951
>>28950 |
>> | No. 28952
28952
Plusnet just... Forgot to send me my router and also I have no hot water. Great. |
>> | No. 28953
28953
>>28952 |
>> | No. 28954
28954
>>28953 |
>> | No. 28955
28955
The music video threads. |
>> | No. 28956
28956
>>28955 |
>> | No. 28957
28957
>>28954 |
>> | No. 28958
28958
>>28955 |
>> | No. 28959
28959
>>28958 |
>> | No. 28960
28960
>>28958 |
>> | No. 28961
28961
>>28960 |
>> | No. 28962
28962
>>28960 |
>> | No. 28963
28963
The term 'foodie' and particularly how it is applied to people who cook or make an effort to eat proper meals. It shouldn't be a valid description that you perform a basic part of looking after yourself or take pride in cooking something nice. |
>> | No. 28964
28964
>>28963 |
>> | No. 28965
28965
>>28963 |
>> | No. 28966
28966
That's when a like/dislike button would come in useful. You're hardly going to feel moved to make a post just to say |
>> | No. 28967
28967
>>28964 |
>> | No. 28968
28968
Louiszade.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Please stop telling me how miserable you feel, because I feel it too and I'm trying not to care. Don't burden me with your hopelessness, because I feel it too and I'm trying not to mind. Enough with the melancholia, because I feel it too and I'm trying my best. |
>> | No. 28969
28969
>>28968 |
>> | No. 28970
28970
>>28968 |
>> | No. 28971
28971
>>28970 |
>> | No. 28972
28972
>>28971 |
>> | No. 28973
28973
Pegging, turd-slipping, dildo-same-size-as-cock-ing lad; Can you cool it a bit? |
>> | No. 28974
28974
I haven't had acne on my face since I was a teenlad. Now, the week I start a new job, my face looks like a freshly-baked pizza. |
>> | No. 28975
28975
>>28973 |
>> | No. 28976
28976
>>28973 |
>> | No. 28977
28977
The man fixing the door said he'd be back tomorrow, but I never got a specific time. Whole day's a write-off. |
>> | No. 28978
28978
>>28977 |
>> | No. 28979
28979
>>28978 |
>> | No. 28980
28980
What's with lamps all having their switch a foot or two along the cable? It wasn't always this way. Did designers decide it was embarrassing to have a switch on the lamp itself? All very odd and I'm not a fan. |
>> | No. 28981
28981
>>28980 |
>> | No. 28983
28983
>>28981 |
>> | No. 28984
28984
>>28983 |
>> | No. 28987
28987
Going to fancy coffee shops because it's fancy. |
>> | No. 28988
28988
I think there's something wrong with my prostate. God, I bet it's cancer, that's just absolutely the level of shit I've come to expect. |
>> | No. 28989
28989
>>28988 |
>> | No. 28990
28990
>>28976 |
>> | No. 28991
28991
>>28571 |
>> | No. 28992
28992
I was at this event and some woman walks past asking where the toilets are. I said where they were but she acted like she didn't hear me and opened the wrong door. So I said a bit more loudly "excuse me miss, they're-" and she interrupts with an angry "Yes I heard you". Bitch if you heard me then why are you going the wrong way? This is your fault. |
>> | No. 28993
28993
Through |
>> | No. 28994
28994
I've got that little scratch at the back of my throat that says I've got a cold coming on. Summer is over, another year is drawing to an end, we all march inexorably towards the grave and, worst of all, I'm getting a cold. |
>> | No. 28997
28997
Half pissed off, half scared NHSlad here. |
>> | No. 28998
28998
>>28997 |
>> | No. 28999
28999
>>28997 |
>> | No. 29000
29000
>>28997 |
>> | No. 29005
29005
>>29000 |
>> | No. 29006
29006
>>28997 |
>> | No. 29007
29007
Two things. |
>> | No. 29008
29008
>>29007 |
>> | No. 29009
29009
>>29008 |
>> | No. 29010
29010
Made you look. |
>> | No. 29011
29011
>>29009 |
>> | No. 29012
29012
>>29011 |
>> | No. 29013
29013
>89 days until Christmas! |
>> | No. 29014
29014
>>29013 |
>> | No. 29015
29015
Piss-taking collection times at postboxes. One box near my old office has a last collection time of 9am weekdays and 8am Saturdays. |
>> | No. 29016
29016
The new Amazon add to basket sidebar thing is slow as fuck and only seems to work one in every ten times I try to add something, not to mention when it does work, it gives me an unwanted lists of sponsored products. I'm already buying shit, I've already seen these products. |
>> | No. 29017
29017
>>29015 |
>> | No. 29024
29024
People getting on for twenty stone telling me to be careful of how much fruit I'm eating because of "all the sugar". |
>> | No. 29025
29025
Why the fuck do kids these days wear earphones by hanging them over their ears? |
>> | No. 29026
29026
>>29025 |
>> | No. 29027
29027
"Lucy is 27 and works in marketing. Her hobbies are playing tennis, travelling and watching comedy shows." |
>> | No. 29028
29028
>>29027 |
>> | No. 29029
29029
>>29028 |
>> | No. 29030
29030
>>29029 |
>> | No. 29031
29031
>>29030 |
>> | No. 29032
29032
>>29029 |
>> | No. 29033
29033
I'm very confused. |
>> | No. 29034
29034
>>29033 |
>> | No. 29036
29036
It's that most wonderful time of the year where every YouTuber thinks they're uniquely being picked on and demonetised. |
>> | No. 29037
29037
Dear Amazon, |
>> | No. 29038
29038
>>29037 |
>> | No. 29039
29039
>>29037 |
>> | No. 29040
29040
flanged-base.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>29039 |
>> | No. 29041
29041
I work with someone who keeps boasting how she's leaving for a job paying more money; around £1,300 which equates to an increase of 3.8%. What she's omitted to tell most people is that she's actually going to be working an extra 5 hours per week so her hourly rate of pay will be going down, especially considering she would have been able to do 5 hours of overtime at time and a half here. There's also the fact that her commute will be much longer. |
>> | No. 29042
29042
>>29041 |
>> | No. 29043
29043
>>29041 |
>> | No. 29044
29044
>>29041 |
>> | No. 29046
29046
>>29044 |
>> | No. 29047
29047
When I'm Supreme Chairman for Life anyone who drives a van for a living will be beaten in the streets by my teenaged Revolutionary Guards, along with anyone who fills a website with unnecessary bloat and/or clutter. |
>> | No. 29048
29048
>>29047 |
>> | No. 29049
29049
>>29048 |
>> | No. 29050
29050
>>29047 |
>> | No. 29051
29051
>>29050 |
>> | No. 29052
29052
That bit on the Nine o'Clock News when they make the news reader check Twitter and then, even more perplexingly, the BBC website itself is really tragic. |
>> | No. 29053
29053
>>29049 |
>> | No. 29054
29054
>>29053 |
>> | No. 29055
29055
Birmingham city centre is one big fucking building site. |
>> | No. 29056
29056
>>29055 |
>> | No. 29057
29057
>>29055 |
>> | No. 29058
29058
>>29055 |
>> | No. 29059
29059
Screenshot_2019-09-29 Peaky Blinders fans fill Bir.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>29056 |
>> | No. 29060
29060
The fact it costs me more to get the train to the airport than it does for some of the flights I catch. |
>> | No. 29061
29061
>>29044 |
>> | No. 29062
29062
>>29058 |
>> | No. 29063
29063
>>29060 |
>> | No. 29064
29064
I'm certain other languages do this already, but I wish English would incorporate a way of distinguishing between the hard and soft "j". |
>> | No. 29065
29065
When someone posts a rather appetizing beans on toast pic, but I can't be bothered to pop to the shops to buy the beans and the |
>> | No. 29066
29066
>>29065 |
>> | No. 29069
29069
ARE RICO (bless him) tried to make joking reference to a bromance between him in Singapore and Lewis Vaughan-Jones in London, saying they "go together like Moss and Bros". Needless to say, it went down like flight 9525. |
>> | No. 29070
29070
Accidentally hoovered up a pair of shoe laces earlier. |
>> | No. 29071
29071
"Toxic". |
>> | No. 29072
29072
>>29071 |
>> | No. 29073
29073
>>29072 |
>> | No. 29074
29074
>>29073 |
>> | No. 29075
29075
>>29074 |
>> | No. 29076
29076
When you make toast, get it all buttered and lovely but then you notice some mould on the corner. Fucking penicillin, what's its end game? |
>> | No. 29077
29077
>>29076 |
>> | No. 29078
29078
>>29076 |
>> | No. 29079
29079
>>29076 |
>> | No. 29080
29080
Why are you both arguing about whether politicians should put up with death threats in exchange for their do-nothing £80k job? This is clearly the result of stupid people being allowed on the internet. |
>> | No. 29082
29082
>>29074 |
>> | No. 29083
29083
>>29080 |
>> | No. 29084
29084
>>29083 |
>> | No. 29085
29085
>>29084 |
>> | No. 29086
29086
>>29085 |
>> | No. 29087
29087
>>29079 |
>> | No. 29088
29088
>>29086 |
>> | No. 29089
29089
1571427592277.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>29088 |
>> | No. 29090
29090
>>29089 |
>> | No. 29091
29091
Untitled.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >stooooop IIIWW |
>> | No. 29092
29092
>>29090 |
>> | No. 29093
29093
>>29091 |
>> | No. 29094
29094
I'm about 1/20th of the way through my journal and pages are already starting to come away. Not happy. |
>> | No. 29095
29095
>>29091 |
>> | No. 29096
29096
>>29094 |
>> | No. 29097
29097
When you rock up in one of your favourite multiplayer games after years away and find it deader than UKIP's electoral chances. |
>> | No. 29098
29098
My kitchen scale has seperate modes to display grams and millilitres, both showing the same value of course. |
>> | No. 29099
29099
>>29098 |
>> | No. 29100
29100
I went for a run last night and for some reason it's completely fucked my knee and I can barely walk. |
>> | No. 29101
29101
Sometimes I will spend a good hour typing up a fairly detailed and insightful post only to accidentally close the window. It's especially annoying if I'm talking about my life where I dredge up things that bother me but never get to hit submit so I just go to bed feeling unsatisfied and surrounded by unwanted feelings. |
>> | No. 29102
29102
>>29101 |
>> | No. 29103
29103
>>29101>>29102 |
>> | No. 29104
29104
This rugby lark is a bit dull. It's just lots of kicking the ball. If I wanted to watch that I'd put the footy on. |
>> | No. 29105
29105
>>29104 |
>> | No. 29106
29106
I can hear fireworks. |
>> | No. 29107
29107
>>29106 |
>> | No. 29108
29108
This sounds like an utterly pathetic humble brag, but I really don't mean it as such, I just want to make this clear from the top. |
>> | No. 29109
29109
>>29108 |
>> | No. 29110
29110
My new job is well paid and the people are nice enough but its so boring. |
>> | No. 29111
29111
20190913_063939.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() NHSLad here, I had a huge rant typed up, but the details could well get me a bollocking. In summary: people need to stop being ill / on annual leave close to a Corporate Induction; emails ARE an effective way of letting us know to expect things; everyone in our IT department needs a slap; anyone in charge of ESR needs a kick in the ribs; and I've swigged half a bottle of Scotch already since getting home. |
>> | No. 29112
29112
>>29111 |
>> | No. 29113
29113
>>29111 |
>> | No. 29114
29114
>>29112 |
>> | No. 29115
29115
>>29111 |
>> | No. 29116
29116
>>29111 |
>> | No. 29117
29117
>>29116 |
>> | No. 29118
29118
I like fireworks really, but they're getting so fucking obnoxiously loud. |
>> | No. 29119
29119
>>29117 |
>> | No. 29120
29120
61Q8lc1oUBL._SY450_.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() The cold has brought a mouse into my flat and made evident that the traps behind my fridge needed re-baiting. Unfortunately, I didn't read up that the peanut butter I bought has all the consistency of a shart. |
>> | No. 29121
29121
>>29120 |
>> | No. 29122
29122
>>29120 |
>> | No. 29123
29123
>>29121 |
>> | No. 29124
29124
'Yes I am using this exercise machine there is only one of in the gym. I may just be standing looking at it for 5 mins, but look I put my drink on it. I assure you I am using it, see I did 5 reps before stopping for another 3 min break and pace around the machine, can't you see THAT! how dare you ask if I am done, are you questioning my masculinity, this is my machine no one else may look upon it.' |
>> | No. 29125
29125
Nothing like a nightmore after five minutes of sleep to snap you out of it and get you in the mood for a chilly Tuesday. |
>> | No. 29126
29126
>>29125 |
>> | No. 29127
29127
>>29123 |
>> | No. 29128
29128
>>29126 |
>> | No. 29129
29129
Oven trays too big for the sink, can't wash them without getting greased water everywhere |
>> | No. 29130
29130
It's a shame the chocolate itself is a bit naff, because the fruit and especially the nut in Asda's own fruit and nut milk chocolate is a roaring success. |
>> | No. 29131
29131
0_TWIRLR.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>29130 |
>> | No. 29132
29132
>>29131 |
>> | No. 29133
29133
I got a few new bottles of e-liquid in the post today. All of them have that shit menthol/cooling agent flavour, when the descriptions only said they were fruit flavour. |
>> | No. 29134
29134
>>29133 |
>> | No. 29135
29135
spam.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Poor show, really. |
>> | No. 29136
29136
I got myself a smart bulb to go with my smart assistant. |
>> | No. 29138
29138
>>29136 |
>> | No. 29139
29139
drinkinkanarwithdamar.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd occasionally get drunk to accentuate the immersion of a legitimately great videogame, then when I finished that game I continued with the habit thinking I was doing the same thing, but in retrospect I was just trying to make a shit game more tolerable. Quite a nefarious little trap to fall into. |
>> | No. 29140
29140
>>29138 |
>> | No. 29141
29141
>>29140 |
>> | No. 29142
29142
>>29141 |
>> | No. 29144
29144
>>29142 |
>> | No. 29145
29145
I've got a vibrating buttplug you can control with an app. Still wouldn't catch me letting Alexa run my house, though. |
>> | No. 29146
29146
>>29145 |
>> | No. 29147
29147
>>29145 |
>> | No. 29148
29148
Why's the new Attenborough series got to have so much music and sound effects? |
>> | No. 29149
29149
The same lads thinking they're super private, anti listening device masters, are 99% guaranteed to have a smartphone that does the same but is with you always. |
>> | No. 29151
29151
>>29149 |
>> | No. 29152
29152
>>29151 |
>> | No. 29153
29153
Whenever I go out I seem to end up with something stuck to the bottom of my shoe. I'd love to know who these bastards are that keep spitting gum everywhere so I could write them a sternly worded letter. |
>> | No. 29154
29154
I confess that my little fingers are littler than most, but I was trying on gloves today and there was little to no difference between the size of the index and pinky fingers on most pairs. |
>> | No. 29155
29155
>>29151 |
>> | No. 29156
29156
Why do they almost always try to hide the buttons on monitors these days? What's the big deal? Just stick them on the front so I don't have to fumble about like I'm trying to unhook a bra one handed. I'm buying a new PC monitor, you know it's a skill I lack. |
>> | No. 29157
29157
>>29156 |
>> | No. 29158
29158
>>29156 |
>> | No. 29159
29159
>>29157>>29158 |
>> | No. 29160
29160
>>29159 |
>> | No. 29161
29161
People in the office have been coming in sick the past week and now that it's Friday I can feel the start of it for me. Fuck sake, I foolishly thought it was the same cold from a couple months ago that battered me. |
>> | No. 29162
29162
Speaking of monitors, is it normal for the edges of a white background to have the appearance of having a slightly darker shadowing, with the shadowing disappearing if you move your head so you're directly in front of it? I bought the cheapest 27" IPS 1440p monitor I could find and I'm not sure if I'm only noticing it because of the size of the screen. My old 24" 1080p does the same thing but I guess I eventually got used to it and didn't find it as noticeable because of its smaller size. |
>> | No. 29163
29163
>>29162 |
>> | No. 29164
29164
>>29159 |
>> | No. 29165
29165
People who announce their holiday on social media and include the phrase "OUT OF OFFICE : ON!" |
>> | No. 29166
29166
>>29165 |
>> | No. 29167
29167
>>29165 |
>> | No. 29168
29168
>>29167 |
>> | No. 29171
29171
>>29167 |
>> | No. 29172
29172
>>29168 |
>> | No. 29173
29173
>>29172 |
>> | No. 29176
29176
>>29172 |
>> | No. 29177
29177
>>29176 |
>> | No. 29178
29178
>>29176 |
>> | No. 29179
29179
You lot's autistic bickering about e-mails has rather tickled me. I don't work in big high flying business where millions of pounds depend on me answering an e-mail, but I do know this. |
>> | No. 29180
29180
>>29179 |
>> | No. 29181
29181
>>29179 |
>> | No. 29182
29182
gekko.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>29179 |
>> | No. 29183
29183
>>29176 |
>> | No. 29184
29184
>>29183 |
>> | No. 29185
29185
>>29184 |
>> | No. 29186
29186
Are any of you hiring? |
>> | No. 29187
29187
>>29186 |
>> | No. 29188
29188
>>29179 |
>> | No. 29192
29192
>>29185 |
>> | No. 29193
29193
>>29192 |
>> | No. 29194
29194
>>29193 |
>> | No. 29195
29195
I've recently renewed my NUS card, rebranded as Totum for some reason, but it wouldn't work in Co-op this morning so I couldn't get my 10% discount. Fuck sake. |
>> | No. 29196
29196
I'll keep a browser tab about gravitational waves or the Czeckoslovakian security services during the Cold War open for literally months, but something important like the a parcel price calculator or my online banking I'll close just as soon I look away from it for a second. |
>> | No. 29197
29197
>>29196 |
>> | No. 29198
29198
>>29197 |
>> | No. 29199
29199
>>29197 |
>> | No. 29200
29200
>>29197 |
>> | No. 29201
29201
>>29197 |
>> | No. 29202
29202
I always turn mine off when I'm not using it, I'm pretty sure there are reasons for it beyond habit. Not leaving machines running 24/7 tends to extend their useful life. Plus I have to pay the electricity bill. |
>> | No. 29203
29203
>>29197 |
>> | No. 29204
29204
Is putting it to hibernate acceptable? |
>> | No. 29205
29205
>>29202 |
>> | No. 29206
29206
>>29205 |
>> | No. 29207
29207
There's a house on the street behind me with their Christmas tree up. |
>> | No. 29208
29208
>>29207 |
>> | No. 29209
29209
I applied to volunteer for Labour this morning but haven’t heard back. If I hear nothing by 10AM I’m voting IIIWW Party. |
>> | No. 29210
29210
Why is rye bread a luxury item? Finland lives on that stuff. |
>> | No. 29211
29211
>>29209 |
>> | No. 29212
29212
>>29211 |
>> | No. 29213
29213
I've got texts from Virgin Mobile and I don't like the fake pally-ness of them. Things like sending "Alright?" after a message with instructions from them. |
>> | No. 29214
29214
Prawn-crackers-cooked.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Pic. |
>> | No. 29215
29215
>>29213 |
>> | No. 29216
29216
>>29215 |
>> | No. 29217
29217
>>29216 |
>> | No. 29218
29218
Getting drunk at home. I thought about going out to see where the night might take me, but I have somehow managed to ascend past the booze-induced myopia and from a third person perspective I remember that my past drunken excursions have never met my expectations. In the past I was hoping to find meaningful connections on both the platonic and romantic level but for some very mysterious reason I only ever found other drunks whose quest for the same thing was both depressing and insulting because it wasn't on my obviously elevated and superior wavelength. |
>> | No. 29219
29219
>>29218 |
>> | No. 29220
29220
I've just got a new phone, the Huawei P30 Lite, and the back of the case is so smooth that I can't rest it on my thigh when I have a poo because it won't keep still and starts sliding off. This is a worrying development. I didn't realise I had to factor this in to my choice of phone. |
>> | No. 29221
29221
>>29220 |
>> | No. 29222
29222
>>29220 |
>> | No. 29223
29223
>>29220 |
>> | No. 29224
29224
>>29220 |
>> | No. 29225
29225
>>29222 |
>> | No. 29226
29226
>>29225 |
>> | No. 29228
29228
>>29226 |
>> | No. 29230
29230
>>29220 here again. |
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