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>> No. 430053 Anonymous
31st August 2019
Saturday 8:53 am
430053 Literal "what are you feeling right now" thread
Shamelessly stealing the very excellent idea from >>/101/28964

Here is a place to post utterly inane observations about your current state of being.


I like birds but starlings are a massive noisy pain in the arse.
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>> No. 441552 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 1:02 pm
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>animals quiz
Jesus Christ.

Maybe I should just quit my job and do this nonsense.
>> No. 441553 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 1:08 pm
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Whatsapp updated their privacy policy. All users now are Facebook users. They will be flogging your info and directly allowing third party services to advertise to you...
>> No. 441554 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 1:40 pm
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Bloody hell it's 2002 again. Anyone else remember when everyone had little stickers on their Nokia 3310s that would light up on an incoming call, and we were told they supposedly neutralized harmful electromagnetic radiation in order to do so?

>> No. 441555 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 5:23 pm
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>They paid someone, some consultant, to do the whole thing. I kept wondering how much they were paid. It is a fake job. To top it all off, nothing changed about we worked after the whole thing. Corporate bastards.

It has been about six years since it happened, but I am still absolutely livid that a general manager made us sit through a fucking team building, leadership bullshit type day of torture, and the consultant was his fucking mum. He'd managed to pay his mam to waste an entire day of mine and everyone else's time.

He pulled me to one side at some point to tell me he was 'disappointed' that I wasn't 'getting stuck in' to the activities, as I was management. I genuinely don't know how (or why) I didn't punch him. I never really liked him, he was one of those slimy managers who talks like he read Who Moved My Cheese every night before bed, but that really sealed the deal.
>> No. 441556 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 5:50 pm
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Sounds like typical standoffish Scorpio behaviour to me m8.
>> No. 441557 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 8:05 pm
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And you just can't let it go, like any virgo would.
>> No. 441609 Anonymous
12th January 2021
Tuesday 2:12 pm
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My cayenne and tabasco seedlings so far have been a disappointment, in that only one seed each has come up. The lack of longer daylight hours shouldn't normally keep the seeds from germinating in the first place. With the tabasco ones, I now suspect that not letting the seeds dry properly is the culprit, as I took them straight from a pepper from the recent harvest that was still a bit juicy. In the mean time, luckily I've let some seeds dry, and I've just put them in my propagator.

I'll probably have to order new cayenne seeds online, because although they were properly dried, they are from last season, with a production date of August 2019. Chili seeds should normally keep for up to two years if what you read online is correct, but apparently they don't always. I could just use new seeds from the cayennes I've grown, but you never know what you'll get from that, because if the shop-bought seeds that they were grown from were hybrids, then there's no way of telling how following generations will turn out.
>> No. 441615 Anonymous
12th January 2021
Tuesday 2:26 pm
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Are you sure they want to be buried as deeply as they were? You can try scarifying them or various other sorts of tricks to improve germination.
Only 5 of the 12 I put down have come up, if that's any consolation.
>> No. 441626 Anonymous
12th January 2021
Tuesday 5:59 pm
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I've put the new seeds a little less deep, maybe that makes a difference.

It'd be a pity if the tabasco ones are somehow infertile, because this is about the sixth generation that I have grown from my own seeds. I'm not sure how much gene variation can occur over six generations, but I have retained seeds from the biggest and longest peppers every time, and it seems to me that the peppers have actually become bigger and longer in the last two or three seasons. Or maybe I just know more about growing chili peppers now than when I started out. How well your peppers turn out does correlate with your amount of experience.
>> No. 441645 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 3:15 pm
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I've been full time furloughed and honestly I feel like I'm crawling the walls. I'm not sure what to do with myself!
>> No. 441647 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 3:24 pm
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Long walks, possibly with a stack of podcasts, audiobooks and music.
>> No. 441649 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 3:50 pm
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I recommend picking up a hobby or two. I've been enjoying myself immensely tinkering in the garage, and everyone else on this site seems to be painting their Space Marines.
>> No. 441650 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 4:11 pm
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Consider gaming.
>> No. 441651 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 4:59 pm
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All my gullible twitter acquaintances uploading their faces to 'toonme'. As if they didn't realise what a privacy nightmare FaceApp was.
>> No. 441652 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 5:16 pm
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Yeah I saw that, it looked fun so I went to the website. It ordered me to download the app. I looked at the privacy policy and it's owned by 'Linerock Investments LLC' (sounds harmless eh) and collects "name, email address, user name, social network information and other information you provide us" which they also combine with information from third-parties and share with third-parties.

Nope nope nope.
>> No. 441653 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 6:07 pm
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I haven't left my flat in two days now.

There has been a good deal to do for work, but it's starting to feel like solitary confinement.

I've got enough food to last me another two days, at least if I'm not fussy about eating beans, pasta and tinned soup, but I think I'll go shopping anyway tonight to keep myself from going mental.
>> No. 441654 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 6:24 pm
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My balls felt constricted in my underwear but as I live alone I just took my trousers and underwear off while leaving my t-shirt on. This feels great, I might buy myself a mandress muumuu kilt so I can feel the breeze while avoiding the risk of exposing myself in a videocall.

I'm going to miss nights like this when I have kids. Maybe I'll just be a slob forever.

>I think I'll go shopping anyway tonight to keep myself from going mental

I do this too. Be sure to go later so you can get the discount pastries.
>> No. 441655 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 6:32 pm
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>I just took my trousers and underwear off while leaving my t-shirt on

I believe the technical term for this is "Winnie the Pooh'ing it"
>> No. 441656 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 7:20 pm
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C'mon lad, haven't you got a whole wardrobe of jogging bottoms by now?
>> No. 441657 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 7:22 pm
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Remember 'jeans'?
>> No. 441658 Anonymous
13th January 2021
Wednesday 10:57 pm
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Shirtcocking. It's one of the few things that are truly unacceptable at the Burning Man festival.
>> No. 441659 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 8:49 am
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I will defend shirtcocking to the death, it's my default mode of dress when I'm at home and not expecting guests (so all year this year.) Through the winter I might wear a dressing gown over the top, but I'm shirtcocking underneath.

I mean, people laugh at first when I tell them about it but when they see my massive pendulous cock they understand. You just have to let it swing freely, joggers are alright but it's really just extra steps.

Honestly, lads, give it a go. Clothing on the top half means you can stand in front of the kitchen window and look perfectly civilised to your neighbours when you wave at them as they walk past, but little do they know you're actually bollock naked. If they saw you were shirtless they'd think you stay in bed past 8 and don't even get dressed, like some kind of unemployed savage who lives on Pot Noodle.
>> No. 441660 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 11:47 am
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I'll be honest I don't much care for having my tackle hanging loose, I like a bit of support.

Unrelated but a man, I won't call him a reporter, on BBC News just pushed his palm into the camera at the end of the shot. You're not on fucking TikTok you little beardy twat; this country, honestly.
>> No. 441661 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 11:49 am
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So which one of us is brave enough to start wearing dresses?

Remember 'ironing'?
>> No. 441663 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 12:12 pm
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Despsite having just said I like "a bit of support" I think I've posted in the past about wanting to wear skirts in the blazing summer. Nice fitted undies and a breeze across my inner thigh, sounds like Heaven.
>> No. 441664 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 1:05 pm
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I feel a bit too exposed in a dress.
>> No. 441665 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 3:59 pm
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So what you're both really looking for are programming socks with panties. Perhaps some matching arm warmers and a chocker to complete the look.

I always knew with lockdown we'd end up here but imagined it wouldn't happen until at least March.
>> No. 441666 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 4:24 pm
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U fucking wot?
>> No. 441668 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 4:32 pm
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>> No. 441669 Anonymous
14th January 2021
Thursday 4:48 pm
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No, my hairy gooch gets sweaty in the summer and I like going on long walks so this becomes uncomfortable. Also my hairy legs are the most masculine thing about me so I'm quite happy to show those off whenever I can.
>> No. 441676 Anonymous
15th January 2021
Friday 3:17 pm
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This is by far the most erotic podcast thumbnail I've ever seen.
>> No. 441685 Anonymous
16th January 2021
Saturday 7:36 pm
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I've noticed that the same white porn starlet looks incredibly gorgeous and radiant in her JAVs, but looks rather haggard and unhealthy in her western porn shoots. Makes me wonder what kind of tricks Japanese porn cinematographers/makeup artists/post production FX teams are hiding up their sleeves. I'm not much of a weeb but I think Japan is definitely the world's preeminent pornography superpower. If I had to show an alien species the peak of human eroticism and perversion, I would send them a collection of decensored JAV and hentai.
>> No. 441686 Anonymous
16th January 2021
Saturday 7:40 pm
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>If I had to show an alien species the peak of human eroticism and perversion, I would send them a collection of decensored JAV and hentai.
I bet I could think of something funnier to send them instead if I put my mind to it.
>> No. 441687 Anonymous
16th January 2021
Saturday 7:51 pm
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You must be watching a different kind of JAV because the ones I've watched are all borderline false advertising from the cover pictures. Lighting especially seems to be a problem along with the general lack of enthusiasm.

I'll see your point on the production values though, the only way I sometimes get around it is by searching for dead classy terms like 'erotic'. The amount of cams I see these days probably means things are going to get worse before they get better. We should do a porn recommendation thread at some point
>> No. 441688 Anonymous
16th January 2021
Saturday 10:01 pm
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Having a few and rewatching the Police Academy movies. I think comedy movies will never be as good as they were in the 80s-early 00s, before people (or the alien entities known as producers) became overly frightened of offending someone.
>> No. 441689 Anonymous
16th January 2021
Saturday 10:09 pm
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I think Japanese culture favours girls who look "perfect", so lots of makeup, soft lighting etc.

Western Porn is produced mostly by steroid chugging ultra-manly cunts, who need to get a girls mascara to run to prove how tough they are.
>> No. 441697 Anonymous
17th January 2021
Sunday 1:08 pm
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Might have a wank in a bit, idk
>> No. 441699 Anonymous
17th January 2021
Sunday 1:25 pm
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Letting Geordies have electricity was a mistake.

>> No. 441702 Anonymous
17th January 2021
Sunday 2:47 pm
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I was never really into the Police Academy films. They're pretty much just character movies that showcase a bunch of different comedy scenarios with no believable plotline. You could pretty much put any of the characters in any story for it to work, yet bunched together they lose something. I mean, you've got the noise guy, the sweet and stout lady, and the animal - plenty of others but they're the memorable rejects to me. Too much comic relief that's not actually funny, just inplace 'because'.

Have I said this before?
>> No. 441703 Anonymous
17th January 2021
Sunday 2:51 pm
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Loving the Mitzi press of cake in the background.
>> No. 441704 Anonymous
17th January 2021
Sunday 3:01 pm
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Just replaced the microswitches on my mouse with Japanese Omrons. 10/10, would recommend.
>> No. 441708 Anonymous
17th January 2021
Sunday 9:14 pm
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I unironically enjoyed parts of that. There's a part bout 20mins in that slaps
>> No. 441709 Anonymous
18th January 2021
Monday 12:28 am
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God, I miss girls. With their dead small hands and all the mad hairstyles they'd have, long, short, curly; it was grand.
>> No. 441710 Anonymous
18th January 2021
Monday 12:29 am
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That is actually hilarious. I could only watch five minutes before jump-skipping ahead and realising there were no women involved; later on when it switches in to shirts/tapps off mode, you realise it's the gayest thing you've ever seen.

I also, loved the Mitsubishi reference.
>> No. 441711 Anonymous
18th January 2021
Monday 8:57 am
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>> No. 441727 Anonymous
20th January 2021
Wednesday 1:45 pm
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Is it the overt offensiveness that you enjoyed? I've been rewatching comedies of that era and it's the first one I've just given up on. Airplane! and Naked Gun, Hot Shots, all the spoofy or Zucker et al ones, they're still holding up great to me. It just felt like it hadn't aged well. Were there any moments early on that stood out to you?
>> No. 441730 Anonymous
20th January 2021
Wednesday 2:16 pm
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I think with the Police Academy films a large part of it is nostalgia. They're extremely naff so I can't imagine anyone would enjoy watching them unless they saw them as a child; they used to be on ITV all the time in the 90s. Everyone likes funny sound effects guy.


When it comes to dumb 80s comedies See No Evil, Hear No Evil is very unappreciated, in my opinion.
>> No. 441828 Anonymous
23rd January 2021
Saturday 6:25 pm
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The Iranian (?) lady who shot up YouTube was so cool and hot.
>> No. 441832 Anonymous
24th January 2021
Sunday 12:55 pm
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Police Academy was funny the first two or three movies, but after that, it just became painful to watch. They were milking a franchise for every last drop whose potential was quite limited from the word go and which should have been discontinued after part 3 or thereabouts.

There were plenty of slapstick comedies in the early to mid-80s that were in a similar vein, like Spies Like Us or Stripes. They were all funny in their own way, but thankfully they attempted no sequels. Even Beverly Hills Cop II was pretty tepid, although Eddie Murphy was probably the funniest comedian of his time.
>> No. 441865 Anonymous
25th January 2021
Monday 1:25 pm
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I'm trying not to be a hair-trigger maniac with no self-control, but it does feel like the only other option to allow awful shit-houses to be rude, contemptuous and faintly cruel for seemingly no reason.

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