>>441548
>>441549
>animals quiz
Jesus Christ.

Maybe I should just quit my job and do this nonsense.

Whatsapp updated their privacy policy. All users now are Facebook users. They will be flogging your info and directly allowing third party services to advertise to you...

Bloody hell it's 2002 again. Anyone else remember when everyone had little stickers on their Nokia 3310s that would light up on an incoming call, and we were told they supposedly neutralized harmful electromagnetic radiation in order to do so?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55613452

>>441547

>They paid someone, some consultant, to do the whole thing. I kept wondering how much they were paid. It is a fake job. To top it all off, nothing changed about we worked after the whole thing. Corporate bastards.

It has been about six years since it happened, but I am still absolutely livid that a general manager made us sit through a fucking team building, leadership bullshit type day of torture, and the consultant was his fucking mum. He'd managed to pay his mam to waste an entire day of mine and everyone else's time.

He pulled me to one side at some point to tell me he was 'disappointed' that I wasn't 'getting stuck in' to the activities, as I was management. I genuinely don't know how (or why) I didn't punch him. I never really liked him, he was one of those slimy managers who talks like he read Who Moved My Cheese every night before bed, but that really sealed the deal.

>>441549

Sounds like typical standoffish Scorpio behaviour to me m8.

>>441556

And you just can't let it go, like any virgo would.

My cayenne and tabasco seedlings so far have been a disappointment, in that only one seed each has come up. The lack of longer daylight hours shouldn't normally keep the seeds from germinating in the first place. With the tabasco ones, I now suspect that not letting the seeds dry properly is the culprit, as I took them straight from a pepper from the recent harvest that was still a bit juicy. In the mean time, luckily I've let some seeds dry, and I've just put them in my propagator.


I'll probably have to order new cayenne seeds online, because although they were properly dried, they are from last season, with a production date of August 2019. Chili seeds should normally keep for up to two years if what you read online is correct, but apparently they don't always. I could just use new seeds from the cayennes I've grown, but you never know what you'll get from that, because if the shop-bought seeds that they were grown from were hybrids, then there's no way of telling how following generations will turn out.

>>441609

Are you sure they want to be buried as deeply as they were? You can try scarifying them or various other sorts of tricks to improve germination.
Only 5 of the 12 I put down have come up, if that's any consolation.

>>441615

I've put the new seeds a little less deep, maybe that makes a difference.

It'd be a pity if the tabasco ones are somehow infertile, because this is about the sixth generation that I have grown from my own seeds. I'm not sure how much gene variation can occur over six generations, but I have retained seeds from the biggest and longest peppers every time, and it seems to me that the peppers have actually become bigger and longer in the last two or three seasons. Or maybe I just know more about growing chili peppers now than when I started out. How well your peppers turn out does correlate with your amount of experience.

I've been full time furloughed and honestly I feel like I'm crawling the walls. I'm not sure what to do with myself!

>>441645
Long walks, possibly with a stack of podcasts, audiobooks and music.

>>441645

I recommend picking up a hobby or two. I've been enjoying myself immensely tinkering in the garage, and everyone else on this site seems to be painting their Space Marines.

>>441645
Consider gaming.

All my gullible twitter acquaintances uploading their faces to 'toonme'. As if they didn't realise what a privacy nightmare FaceApp was.

>>441651
Yeah I saw that, it looked fun so I went to the website. It ordered me to download the app. I looked at the privacy policy and it's owned by 'Linerock Investments LLC' (sounds harmless eh) and collects "name, email address, user name, social network information and other information you provide us" which they also combine with information from third-parties and share with third-parties.

Nope nope nope.

I haven't left my flat in two days now.

There has been a good deal to do for work, but it's starting to feel like solitary confinement.

I've got enough food to last me another two days, at least if I'm not fussy about eating beans, pasta and tinned soup, but I think I'll go shopping anyway tonight to keep myself from going mental.

My balls felt constricted in my underwear but as I live alone I just took my trousers and underwear off while leaving my t-shirt on. This feels great, I might buy myself a mandress muumuu kilt so I can feel the breeze while avoiding the risk of exposing myself in a videocall.

I'm going to miss nights like this when I have kids. Maybe I'll just be a slob forever.

>>441653
>I think I'll go shopping anyway tonight to keep myself from going mental

I do this too. Be sure to go later so you can get the discount pastries.

>>441654

>I just took my trousers and underwear off while leaving my t-shirt on

I believe the technical term for this is "Winnie the Pooh'ing it"

>>441654
C'mon lad, haven't you got a whole wardrobe of jogging bottoms by now?

>>441656

Remember 'jeans'?

>>441655

Shirtcocking. It's one of the few things that are truly unacceptable at the Burning Man festival.

>>441655

I will defend shirtcocking to the death, it's my default mode of dress when I'm at home and not expecting guests (so all year this year.) Through the winter I might wear a dressing gown over the top, but I'm shirtcocking underneath.

I mean, people laugh at first when I tell them about it but when they see my massive pendulous cock they understand. You just have to let it swing freely, joggers are alright but it's really just extra steps.

Honestly, lads, give it a go. Clothing on the top half means you can stand in front of the kitchen window and look perfectly civilised to your neighbours when you wave at them as they walk past, but little do they know you're actually bollock naked. If they saw you were shirtless they'd think you stay in bed past 8 and don't even get dressed, like some kind of unemployed savage who lives on Pot Noodle.

I'll be honest I don't much care for having my tackle hanging loose, I like a bit of support.

Unrelated but a man, I won't call him a reporter, on BBC News just pushed his palm into the camera at the end of the shot. You're not on fucking TikTok you little beardy twat; this country, honestly.

So which one of us is brave enough to start wearing dresses?

>>441657
Remember 'ironing'?

>>441661
Despsite having just said I like "a bit of support" I think I've posted in the past about wanting to wear skirts in the blazing summer. Nice fitted undies and a breeze across my inner thigh, sounds like Heaven.

>>441663
I feel a bit too exposed in a dress.

>>441663
>>441664
So what you're both really looking for are programming socks with panties. Perhaps some matching arm warmers and a chocker to complete the look.

I always knew with lockdown we'd end up here but imagined it wouldn't happen until at least March.

>>441665
>panties
U fucking wot?

>>441666
THIS AGAIN

>>441665
No, my hairy gooch gets sweaty in the summer and I like going on long walks so this becomes uncomfortable. Also my hairy legs are the most masculine thing about me so I'm quite happy to show those off whenever I can.

This is by far the most erotic podcast thumbnail I've ever seen.

I've noticed that the same white porn starlet looks incredibly gorgeous and radiant in her JAVs, but looks rather haggard and unhealthy in her western porn shoots. Makes me wonder what kind of tricks Japanese porn cinematographers/makeup artists/post production FX teams are hiding up their sleeves. I'm not much of a weeb but I think Japan is definitely the world's preeminent pornography superpower. If I had to show an alien species the peak of human eroticism and perversion, I would send them a collection of decensored JAV and hentai.

>>441685
>If I had to show an alien species the peak of human eroticism and perversion, I would send them a collection of decensored JAV and hentai.
I bet I could think of something funnier to send them instead if I put my mind to it.

>>441685
You must be watching a different kind of JAV because the ones I've watched are all borderline false advertising from the cover pictures. Lighting especially seems to be a problem along with the general lack of enthusiasm.

I'll see your point on the production values though, the only way I sometimes get around it is by searching for dead classy terms like 'erotic'. The amount of cams I see these days probably means things are going to get worse before they get better. We should do a porn recommendation thread at some point

Having a few and rewatching the Police Academy movies. I think comedy movies will never be as good as they were in the 80s-early 00s, before people (or the alien entities known as producers) became overly frightened of offending someone.

>>441685
I think Japanese culture favours girls who look "perfect", so lots of makeup, soft lighting etc.

Western Porn is produced mostly by steroid chugging ultra-manly cunts, who need to get a girls mascara to run to prove how tough they are.

Might have a wank in a bit, idk

Letting Geordies have electricity was a mistake.

>>441688
I was never really into the Police Academy films. They're pretty much just character movies that showcase a bunch of different comedy scenarios with no believable plotline. You could pretty much put any of the characters in any story for it to work, yet bunched together they lose something. I mean, you've got the noise guy, the sweet and stout lady, and the animal - plenty of others but they're the memorable rejects to me. Too much comic relief that's not actually funny, just inplace 'because'.

Have I said this before?

>>441699

Loving the Mitzi press of cake in the background.

Just replaced the microswitches on my mouse with Japanese Omrons. 10/10, would recommend.

>>441699
I unironically enjoyed parts of that. There's a part bout 20mins in that slaps

God, I miss girls. With their dead small hands and all the mad hairstyles they'd have, long, short, curly; it was grand.

>>441699
That is actually hilarious. I could only watch five minutes before jump-skipping ahead and realising there were no women involved; later on when it switches in to shirts/tapps off mode, you realise it's the gayest thing you've ever seen.

>>441703
I also, loved the Mitsubishi reference.

>>441699
DOUBLE-M-KREW DICK ON U

>>441688

Is it the overt offensiveness that you enjoyed? I've been rewatching comedies of that era and it's the first one I've just given up on. Airplane! and Naked Gun, Hot Shots, all the spoofy or Zucker et al ones, they're still holding up great to me. It just felt like it hadn't aged well. Were there any moments early on that stood out to you?

>>441727
I think with the Police Academy films a large part of it is nostalgia. They're extremely naff so I can't imagine anyone would enjoy watching them unless they saw them as a child; they used to be on ITV all the time in the 90s. Everyone likes funny sound effects guy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HHMA1Dpo5M

When it comes to dumb 80s comedies See No Evil, Hear No Evil is very unappreciated, in my opinion.

The Iranian (?) lady who shot up YouTube was so cool and hot.

>>441730

Police Academy was funny the first two or three movies, but after that, it just became painful to watch. They were milking a franchise for every last drop whose potential was quite limited from the word go and which should have been discontinued after part 3 or thereabouts.

There were plenty of slapstick comedies in the early to mid-80s that were in a similar vein, like Spies Like Us or Stripes. They were all funny in their own way, but thankfully they attempted no sequels. Even Beverly Hills Cop II was pretty tepid, although Eddie Murphy was probably the funniest comedian of his time.

I'm trying not to be a hair-trigger maniac with no self-control, but it does feel like the only other option to allow awful shit-houses to be rude, contemptuous and faintly cruel for seemingly no reason.